"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they are going to feel all day" ~ Frank Sinatra
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.... Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and al of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this win, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."" ~ Jack Handy
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
