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Tongue Twister
Tongue Twister If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

A Woman, A Dream, A Ghost
Don't count on me to tell you who she is (or if she is) - I swear to God, I just don't know. I didn't write these words for you (unless you're her) - I swear to God, I just don't know. If you'll end up hating me because of words I've written to a woman, a dream, a ghost, then, God, I just don't know what I can say. How can I be responsible for being haunted by a need to use my words to try to reach out through my anguish and aloneness? Should I keep them to myself and bounce them off of my own walls and consider it a curse to be blessed with words I can never speak? If you are the woman these belong to, have the courage now to claim the words I've written from the moment I could write. Step forward from the shadows and allow me now the freedom to put them to your name and to your face. For as much as this is torture for the women who would dream to own these words, imagine how it feels to be the man who dreams to give them, God, to give them, please,

What Ever
I LOVE THIS SONG. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS AFTER YOU READ IT. IT MAKES ME THINK OF PAST RELATIONSHIPS THAT I HAVE HAD. DID I MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES AND WALK AWAY OR DID I MAKE THE WRONG ONES AND STAY. STAY BY SUGARLAND I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying So what do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leav

Meanderings Of A Crazy Pagan
I heard from my dad tonight,( he left a voice msg, i didn't hear the phone ring :-P ) and found out the surgery went well and that my mom only had to have a Quadruple not Quintuple bypass and valves replaced. she is doing well will be in recovery until the 24th. Please still keep her in your thoughts for a safe and good recovery.. Your Eyes They Say"the eyes are the windows to the soul" If this is the case,then your eyes are like a hot sharp blade cutting into my flesh,Heart and soul. it feels wonderful and is painful at the same time. So much so, I am lost in and with you for all time. JWR 7~19~09 Hey all, how go's it, broken down James here and wanted to let you know hwo my life is going. First and Foremost, i am now officially a Utilikilt Sales Rep ( www.utilikilts.com ) if you would like more info or have any ?'s, let me know offline (IE: dont ask in a comment here or on my profile, i dont mind promoting Utilikilts, but kind of a waste in that manner. Si

This Is Not Right
(THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!! by the way...im not rascist for putting this up...) -You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist

Life....
I have been on fubar over a year and seen alot of point whore, starlettes, those who will sell themselves for that almighty blast, VIP and HH..And I dont mean in an auction. Boobs for bucks, and the same for the men. I realize I would never do that, and I wont. I have too much pride in myself to offer a picture for points or rates. I am lucky, please dont get me wrong. I have some of the best friends here. You all have really been there for me since we met. But I can count those on my hands. I am going to be cleaning house I tihnk. My 8000 plus friends. Most never even say hi. I am not on alot, I know that, and havent in the last 6 months been able to comment daily, or say hi. But I do go to your pics, rate an comment. I let you know I was there to see you, check on you. From work, I cant chat, so its the best I can do. But I do that. I also am always there to help level friends, to comment bomb pics. The last contest I entered, I had 4 friends show to help me. That was my first and la

Poems
As you race and the track I look up and your in back. When I seen you hit the wall My heart just stall When it came to the end And he had the win As soon as I turn my head the crew I seen fled When I seen your lifeless face I Know you were in a big Race When they said you where dead I hung my head But I know you where fine Becuase you had cross that golden finish line

Hubbie
FAKE FRIENDS-REAL FRIENDS FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will se

For The Weekend!
please some one explain to me how to do tags. i know this question has been asked before that is why i put it in my blog. thanks for any help that you have XO Heather As of Thursday night until Tuesday i wont be online or awn sering my home phone or two cell phones. so please don't think that i am ignoring you thanks My baby is coming up to see me and i am giving him 110% of my attention. Yankee

Random Ramblings'
Faith Current mood: discontent Category: lost Dreams and the Supernatural I have learned of truths from my beautiful youths my baby girls, my gifts from God My Momma never taught me anything but lies I've worked so hard, can you see in my eyes there is so much more than money's false power so much more than meets the eyes I need more faith to make it through to walk the talk I need to do to share the love of creation hand in hand with a man that loves the creator too still waters don't always run deep sometimes their just still I need a partner to pray with God is Goddess is Jah is Love I ask for more faith from forces above if you don't beleive in God How can I beleive in you I cannot lie in your arms and pretend it doesn't matter loving the creator is everything to me Grant me faith to speak in truth heart to heart, eye to eye, soul to soul grant me strength to not get fooled by my mind over my soul i want to be sacred not an empty shell that is naked

Randomness Journal
Sometimes people do or say things that come out of no where it seems. I just wanted to keep a long of things i found interesting or amusing people come up with. For instance: As I am typing my last blog I looked out the window to see a horse in my front yard. Why my neighbor has temporarily brought home yet another horse I do not know. But the fact that she needs my help and it can't wait until I get dressed doesn't allow me to find out. Lucky me, I am so glad I get to go load a horse into a trailer in nothing but my bathrobe, in the street of an active subdivision. 9/25 Today and for probably for the 3rd time in my life I got called a good "breeding specimen." I believe the comment in front of a group of people after having stated that i was a "tall drink of water" (

U Know What Mutha Fxckas I'm Only Gonna Say This Once.......... I Luv My Friends! Lol
hey u know what ppl i dont have that many ppl that i can call my real friends! most of them r so far up their bf/gf's ass that its impossible 4 them to breath so guess what anyone who reads this leave a comment or send me a privite message and tell me what u think of this and for the ppl who im talkin bout and trust me they know who they r damn it then FUCK OFF U DONT HAVE A FUCKIN SOUL MUTHA FUCKER but like i said 4 those who this dont apply to then thank you 4 being there 4 me when i need u the most....... right now!

Troops
OF COURSE U WOULD BECAUSEEEEEEEE........ HE'S A SOLDIER WHO'S FOUGHT FOR U FALLEN SAINT AND HE TRAINS SOLDIERS TO FIGHT WICKED WISDOM THEY ARE AWESOME FRIENDS OF MINE WHO DESERVE SOME LOVE. IM SURE I DONT HAVE TO TELL U WHAT TO DO OTHER THEN CLICK THEIR PICS DOWN THERE Fallen Saint (The Pagan Sensation) Performance Videos in Stash.@ fubar WICKED WISDOM@ fubar AND HIT THEM UP HARD WITH SOME RATES :D THANK YOU ALL PLEASE REPOST! MUAHS! THIS PIMPAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY Submissive ~ FU Wifey 2 Casey ~Jeezy Party Girl@ fubar Rob "Lieutenant Of The Contest Bombers"@ fubar (repost of

Long Distance Relationship
long-distance relationship Distance is the best test to a love. This kind of relationship requires a lot of understanding between the couple. Both must show extra effort in the willingness to create the relationship by constant communication. Words, then, is the only tool to sustain a long-distance relationship. The power of your words can create the illusion of physical presence that each heart longs for. But, of course, your voice plays an important role too.

New Democratic Bumper Stickers
NEW DEMOCRATIC BUMPER STICKERS: 1. Bush: End of an Error 2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First 4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran. 5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber. 6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President 7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant 8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight 10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow jobs Anymore 11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance 12. They Call Him 'W' So He Can Spell It 13. Whose God Do You Kill For? 14. Jail to the Chief 15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq? 16. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap 17. Bad President! No Banana. 18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language 19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

Here For Your Consumption
I couldn't agree with the foreign minister more! America isn't responsible for any other country's "freedom," so I wish Bush would stop trying to play that card. No wonder people detest the United States! What a joke. ------------------------------- Cubans walk out during Bush U.N. speech UNITED NATIONS - Cuba's foreign minister walked out of the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday in protest of President Bush's speech in which he said the "long rule of a cruel dictator is nearing its end" on the communist island. The Cuban delegation issued a statement saying the decision by Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque to leave was a "sign of profound rejection of the arrogant and mediocre statement by President Bush." In his speech, Bush looked ahead to a Cuba no longer ruled by Fidel Castro, the ailing 81-year-old leader who has not appeared in public in more than a year, since ceding power to a provisional government headed by his brother Raul. "In Cuba, the long rule of

Her
Her tired expression fools you into thinking that she is timid and meek, yet she is anything but that. She has a powerful soul that will refuse to give up, she has a heart of a champion and the courage of a hero. Never daunting in her task, she pursues happiness for those that she loves even if it means sacrificing her own. She is a woman who will never back down and inch but will always walk a thousand miles for you when you cannot. When your heart is broken she will mend it with her own. She has always loved you unconditionally even there were times you thought she to be overbearing and uncaring. She has shed thousands of tears that you've never seen or heard countless times from worry and fear for you. If you were to ever ask her if she ever regretted loving you or your kin her answer will always be the same. NO! She is the embodiment of what LOVE is. She is your mother or the mother of your children. Now I as

Men Are Just Happier People...
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be President You can never get pregnant You can wear a white T-Shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress--$5000 Tux Rental $100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act o

Who Are You
I ENCOUNTERED A WOMAN WITH A NORMAL 70'S TYPE GLOW, THAT HONEST, COOKIE BAKING, DINNER IN THE OVEN TYPE FLOW.SHE HAD ALL TE MAKINGS OF A CELEBRATED BEAUTY QUEEN.IT WAS'NT HER LOOKS THAT MADE ME PURSUE HER IN A WAY BEFITTING THE PEDASTEL I HAD HER SITTING ON IN MY MIND,IT WAS THE WAY SHE CARRIED HERSELF AND THE FACT SHE SURPASSED ALL MY EXPECTATIONS TIME AFTER TIME.HER VOICE IS LIKE AN ORCHESTRA SOFTLY PLAYING MOZART'S BEHTOVAN NUMBER NINE.I CANT TELL HOW SHE KNOW LIVE BUT I ALWATS HAVE MY OWN IDEAS. THE PIANOMAN ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY THAT I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR, ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY IN WHICH MY HEART I CAN POUR. ARE YOU THE SOUL MY HEART HAS BEEN DYING TO KNOW, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR OUR LOVEW TO HAVE A FAIR CHANCE TO GROW. ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY I CAN PUT ALL MY TRUST IN, ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY AFTER LOVE OR IS YOUR JUST LUSTIN. WOULD IT BE THAT MY HEART HAS FOUND THE ONE I SEEK.......... ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY? BY: THA BOSS

Stupid People
Well this is the only way to follow through for now about the Mumm about society today.It's a shame that people can't read and don't understand how to look at things.The mumm about the white race had nothing to do with White power as some of you dumb ass' thought.It is about the change in society today.How so you rationalize the thought of making it more important to take care of illegal aliens and to change society today to adjust for people comming here from other countries.They don't change for us and americans are now a minority,what the hell did I miss.Did I pull a rip van winkle or something.So to the dumb ass that got offended that mumm was just about you and your sorry ass should be shipped back to where ever the hell your from.All of you people who missed the previous point need some help and I can see why things are so in trouble.

Shorty
C h o o s e Your Birthday ♥ Comment What You Got ♥ Jan - I ate Feb - I fucked Mar - I ran naked with April - I smoked with ... ... ... May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with Aug - I needed Sept - I shot Oct - I shanked Nov - I stabbed Dec - I slept with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - my lover 02 - a dog 03 - homer 04 - A homo 05 - a condom 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a hippie 08 - a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the kool-aid man 14 - some crack heads 15 - an Easter egg 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a horse 20 - a homeless guy 21 - a drink 22 - my best friend 23 - the cookie monster 24 - my boy friend 25 - a bowl of cereal 26 - a golf ball 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - your grandma 31 - a mop Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - Because I'm good in

Greatest Fear
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us -- it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." I challenge you to find all of the greatness inside of you.

Fake Ass Ppl
I am tired of ppl sayin there r ur friends and say they will b there and turn there backs and tell everyone a different thing it really pisses me off. If they have somethin to say they should say it to ur face and not to everyone else. So ppls please be real with everyone cuz fake ppl need to get there asses kicked cuz ppl need to quite talking shit.

Weather Blog
September 25, 2007 @ 9:00pm CST I am an avid weather freak, tonight I witnessed a bizarre lightning storm over northern Denton County (Texas). Clear dark sky, and numerous lightning flares. I have never seen lightning in clear skies, it was absolutely beautiful, crisp white, clear lightning against a deep dark blue backdrop, spreckled with gleaming greenish/blue stars. It was fantastic, however I wish I had a high speed camera..

My Poetry
You point out That I wear black You call me emo That's not a fact. You tell me I should change Be like you Wear make-up, lose weight Even though I don't want to. You point out I like to sing Who can't tell It's one of my things. You tell me I'm weird So what I'm not intimidating I'm not feared. You point out I like to write But it's a way to express my feelings and life It's better than to fight. You tell me What you think of me You think I care Me is what I'll always be. You point out My life is fucked up It may be But I don't drown in my own cup. You tell me I need to forget But you don't understand that I can't And I'll never regret. You point out I smoke I also drink And I toke. Get to your point I don't need nor do I want your judgement I accept anyone's friendship Even if you just need to vent. What I don't need Is someone to tell me What I am And what I need to be. You're wasting your breath I'll only change fo

My Blog
In the greenest of our valleys By good angels tenanted, Once a fair and stately palace- Radiant palace- reared its head. In the monarch Thought's dominion- It stood there! Never seraph spread a pinion Over fabric half so fair! Banners yellow, glorious, golden, On its roof did float and flow, (This- all this- was in the olden Time long ago,) And every gentle air that dallied, In that sweet day, Along the ramparts plumed and pallid, A winged odor went away. Wanderers in that happy valley, Through two luminous windows, saw Spirits moving musically, To a lute's well-tuned law, Round about a throne where, sitting (Porphyrogene!) In state his glory well-befitting, The ruler of the realm was seen. And all with pearl and ruby glowing Was the fair palace door,

I WILL LET YOU SIT ANY PLACE YOU WANT!!! AND MAKE AS BIG A MESS AS YOU WANT... This one hits close to home(for some) but not you and me. The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hand! s and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoy

Have You Ever?
Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would die to have it? For over two years now I have wanted to go into the military. I have tooken the asvab test twice now and havent scored high enough. I want to go into the military to better myself and not to be broke all the time dammit:P The path that im taken is not the life I wanna live. So yeah I decided to try and take the asvab one more time. Went and talked to a army recruiter last week and got some info from him. Also went to the library and got books to start studying. Friends that thought they knew me have no clue what I have been up too and probably dont wanna know. I have hit rock bottom and know what I need to do to get back on top....

My Personal Poetry And Various Writings (please Don't Take Unless I've Given Permission)
Realization Realization: The time you know that the term "social outcast" is beyond your identification. Realization: Though you are the blacksheep of the family, you're still under persecution by others. Realization No matter how many times you try to do the right thing, they keep insisting that it's wrong. Realization: To become "one with society" you must "look and act" like evryone else. Realization: To be "different" is supposed to be "accepted"; but anything out of the "norm" is made out to be "evil and wrong." Realization: Those that don't understand and don't accept anything that is different are hypocrites. Realization: Those who do understand and accept anything that is different have gained the ultimate power: KNOWLEDGE (c) Natasha Wismer 10/13/97 True True to wisdom True to thought True to the other side True to hate True to love True to the endless night True to loss and misery True to depression and shame True to the darker real

The Way I Feel Inside
another cutter, another freak another dork, another geek another prep, another jock another whore, & more punk rock another hater, another "g" another scar, they put on me another label, that happens to fall when no one really knows the person at all every since you left i have felt empty inside. no one to turn to, no one to talk to. no shoulder to cry on on my time of need. to some ppl yes it is gettin over rated but not my fault how i feel it isn't like i can just stop loving you. i have been missing you for 5 months and the feeling is still there. you think i don't have feelings for you anymore but i just cant bring myself to tell you the truth about it. of course i still love you and i have tried to change that but it seems impossible. i have a whole notebook about you and the way i fell but now there are no more pages in it so now i write blogs. its not like you will read them so i just express my feeling here bc it seems like i have no one to lean on about this. you

Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Little Humor
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood pressure or anything else I could think of. But now, I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al Qaeda. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state government. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two

I Need Help
anyone know of a good program to take videos into .GIF pics? i want i want anyone know how to make a pic linkable to a website? anyone out there know how i can add some text to some of my pics that dont have a blank spot where a text box is? paint sucks.need something else. Thanks

Letter To The Irs
IRS LETTER > > ======= > > > > Here is one person's answer to Tax Frustration. > > It is supposedly a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst > > of 1995's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions and > > credits. The letter speaks for itself. > > > > > > Dear Sirs: > > > > I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of > > the three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Tax return. > > > > Thank you. I have questioned whether or not these are my > > children for years. They are evil and expensive. It's only > > fair that, since they are minors and no longer my > > responsibility, the government should know something about them > > and what to expect over the next year. > > > > Please do not try to reassign them back to me next year and > > reinstate the deductions. They are yours! > > > > The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. Ask her! > > > > I suggest you put her to work in your office where she can > > a

Fubar Policy?
Well this one is kinda long so please read its not often i post a bulletin so when i do post one i assure you that it is rather important to me as this is... i ask you to read it in its entirety and i also encourage you to comment i love all the feedback i recieve on this site weather it good or bad i would like to hear all your thoughts about this maybe someone can elighten me as to why... this is a "fu-mail" sent to scrapper i have edited nothing in this it is a direct copy and paste the header is included Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:03:10 -0700 From: Size: 4 KB To: scrapper@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok i may not be the most observant person on fubar.. but i am rather curious about the ethics on a place where i spend my time and money. I've been around for a long time and i must say that something is going horribly wrong here 1st those of use who pay vip's we

Kids
my kids are my world as ever one know it should be.thay are bad at times and a little hard to deal with at itmes but i wouldnt give them up for the world or anything to strait with every one.so if my ex-wife wants them come get them .and you better pack a lunch and dinner cause its going to be a all day job.then your going to lose any how!!!!

Kittylucious Is A Huge Fake
I have created this account simply to support my friend Chelsea who has had her photos and idenity stolen by KittyluScious. http://fubar.com/kittymeow This person is a thief and has been pretending to be a dear friend of mine. I urge anyone who is her friend (if it really even is a girl) to please block her and not view her photos. If you want to get to know the real Chelsea her website is ChelseaVision.com So you also know, for those of you that may have been hoodwinked by Kittylucious, Chelsea is a very happily married woman. This is a sick individual who has not only stolen photos from a professional model but has also taken the time to edit out all of her watermarks (for real that is kind of nuts to dedicate that much time to it) this person is also stalking her on other sites like deviantart.com. This person even doctored a photo to change the sign in it http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k297/terily_2006/?action=view¤t=05040305copy.jpg When the real Ch

About Me
If you want to know the real me take time to read this!! hon·es·ty ~> moral uprightness: the quality, condition, or characteristic of being fair, truthful, and morally upright Now why is this so hard? I don't get it.... I really don't. I don't know any other way to be. Ok fine it gets me in shit sometimes but its worth it in the end. Some of my best friendships have come because people cant believe how honest I am. Baby, when I say I call it like I see it ... its no joke. We all know no matter what I will be honest with anyone in this world. I have no reason not to be. I just don't understand why people have to be such liars all the time. If there is one thing that pisses me off its a liar. Ask anyone who knows me this is a proven fact....I hate lairs. I will purposely make them look like an ass. Most of the time its straight up lies to ... you know their lying and they continue to do so. See that's were I come in and burst their little bubble....LMAO. I don't give a shit how li

For Baby Boy!
Here it is... I entered Baby Boy into a contest that starts tomorrow. Today he gave me his blast, because I was screwed out of mine. I know he has TONS of friends that he helps out. I'm calling in all favors. I want him to have this blast!! Because he truly deserves it, not only because he gave me his today, but because he bends over backwards to help everyone else out!! He takes care of all his friends, now I'm asking everyone to help take care of him!! You won't regret it, honest! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=589480&i=2866277788 Contest will start at 7pm Eastern time on 9-26-07 and Ends at 7 PM Eastern on 9-29-07. Have fun with this alright? NO Drama .. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes:

Thank You!
Had my back procedure on Monday. It's hella sore... Just like having regular surgery! LOL .. Still trying to recover. Just wanting to let you all know that Im not avoiding any of you. I just log on to check my stuff. Limited to only 10 min up on my feet or in a sitting position. Im hella bored and wish I could stay on here longer but damn I cant! LOL I miss all of you and hope that I will be able to be on a little more longer in two weeks! Much Love and aloha to you all... Mel Thank you all for all the Birthday wishes and Love! Much MAHALO and ALOHA!!!!

Christmas Wishes
Everyone must think I am crazy for posting this one (Being a wiccan and it being September).. but Christmas is only four months away.. I want to know.. Have you been naughty or nice.. and what do you want under your tree this year?

Poetry
I will never forget the days we once had, The days when you were everything to me. My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever, But now I realize that was all a big dream. The feelings I have for you will never go... I wish I could take back that one regretful day, The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms. Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets, That I would once have to live through. The thought of you in someone else's arms, Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces. I sometimes wonder if you still love me as much as i do you, Or if to you, our perfect love is forever gone. I wish so very much that one day we can have it all again... But for now, I'll sit here silently, Remembering all the memories we once shared. Everyday my love grows much stronger... Hoping that one day you will take me back, And put back the pieces of my broken heart. ============================================ There once was a time if I just closed my eye

Twisted
Where have we all gone, now that the end is here. I have become so empty now that its said and done. You were my friend and now you are gone. As well all say, we will meet again in the end. But i know you will always be there. People say all things happen for a reason. I say bullshit you left us all to soon. I cant believe that i cant see you again. You were my brother and now you are gone. But i know you are always in my heart. One of the greatest people i had ever met. Taken from me like it was nothing at all. I Know you can see how i am now. Nothing, Empty, and broken without you. But i know you will guide me, my own personal Angel. Dont you worry brother, for i am still at your side. Even through the darkest of these hours Feeling like i cant keep pressing forward. I Know you are there at my side. Keep watch over me, my own personal Angel. Times have changed, but only in reality. For in my world you are still here with me. I wont pour out a beer, or li

More Things To Think About
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Why when people ask you "what three th

Leveling
HELLO THERE PEACHES...IF YOU NEED HELP LEVELING...PLEASE POST COMMENT ON PAGE WITH PIC LINK...SINCE WE ARE SUCH A SMALL CREW AT THE MOMENT...YOU CAN NOT NEED MORE THAN AROUND 5,000 POINTS...PLEASE HAVE STASH FOR US TO RATE..AND PICS..IF YOU DONT KNOW...UPLOADING STASH AND PICS GIVES YOU POINTS ALSO...EVEN SOME OF THE HUGE CREWS ON HERE REQUIRE YOU TO HAVE LESS THAN 20,000 POINTS...UNLESS ITS SOME ONE LEVELING TO GODFATHER..THEY MAKE EXCEPTIONS...PEACH AND I(FIREANT) DONT ALWAYS KNOW YOU NEED HELP...SO PLEASE DONT HESITATE TO LET US KNOW....WE LOVE TO SHOW OUR OWN FAMILY SOME MAD FU LOVE... Fran3270@ fubar ONE OF OUR OWN SHO HER SOME LOVE AND GET HER LEVELED

Annual Nymphomaniacs Of America Convention
A doctor in rural Texas wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Bubba. "I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Bubba. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Bubba how was your day?" Bubba said he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Great," says the doctor, "and what about the second one?" "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Bubba. The doctor replies, "You're good at this, Bubba. And what about the third patient?" "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off everything, including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!'" "And

Personality
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX 2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having tr

Things To Ponder
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? If a doctor suddenly died while doing s

Ff’s & Friends – More Signatures Needed! Thank You!
FF’s & Friends – More Signatures Needed! Thank You! We have 4939 signatures on Chris' petition but we still need more! Please tell anyone you know, firefighters, EMT s, Police officers, and families of FF's or anyone else who supports our cause. Thank you all for the help so far and hopefully soon Chris will get the honor he deserves. You can be a part in helping this boys dreams come true. Link To Petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/ChrisLOD/petition.html Please sign and pass the message along! I know that most of you don't like myspace but this is not just a myspace account this is to support a great person that lost his life in the line of duty on the way to a fire at only 15 years old. Please take time for this, Thank you. Also messages and comments telling why you support this cause make a huge difference as well. Chris' MySpace http://www.myspace.com/jrffkangas Thank you Friends and family of Jr. FF Christopher Kangas

Band Reviews I Have Done For Renegaderadio.net
Come with me and take a visit to the Northern Throne. Iceland, a land of mystery, pride in heritage, Viking lore and amass of bands that will leave you awestruck. Among these such bands, emerges Stillbirth. An amazing band which stands in a group of its own. Come now for the journey into world of Stillbirth. In the early days of 2003, the band Post Mortem, which later evolved into the force we now know as Stillbirth was formed. Lead by the dark, enduring vocals given to us by Tryggvi Hjaltason. Follow up with the mix of astounding guitar work by Einar and Kjartan, riveting bass lines provided by Eythor, and amazing drum work that will leave you feeling like Odinn is leading us into the wars of old. Not to be left out, the talent provided by Andri on keyboards. Then to emerge, the only band in Iceland to play melodic gothic metal that can enthrall the masses completely!! While listening, you may hear the similarities of Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. They stand a force to

Allmost There
finally getting close, after these 3 months that has seamed like the longest in my life, I am going through Investigation school and will be graduating the 26th of Oct...hurry up, I am ready to work in the field lol

Hands Held High
"Hands Held High" Words on loose leaf sheet complete coming I jump in my mind and summon the rhyme, I'm dumping Healing the blind I promise to let the sun in Sick of the dark ways we march to the drum and Jump when they tell us that they wanna see jumping Fuck that I wanna see some fists pumping Risk something, take back what's yours Say something that you know they might attack you for Cause I'm sick of being treated like I have before Like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for Like this war's really just a different brand of war Like it doesn't cater the rich and abandon poor Like they understand you in the back of the jet When you can't put gas in your tank These fuckers are laughing their way to the bank and cashing the check Asking you to have compassion and have some respect For a leader so nervous in an obvious way Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay And the rest of the world watching at the end of the day In thei

Witch??? Wizard???
You are 77% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.

Santa Is A Woman
I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas m

Witch??
You are 81% Witch or Wizard! You are more white than black, seeing knowledge as something that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. You could be the protector we need.What type of Witch or Wizard are you?Create a Quiz

Expressions Of My Mind
words cannot express the way i feel inside, all the tention i hide, confusing, anger, and pain, the feeling of happniess, laughter, and joy swimming all around me in a sea of lies i wonder why i feel the way i do, is there a reason, a lesson to be learned, a story to be told, the story of my life, is one tell un told hidden from all the confusion of the world, to many emotions, mixed up feelings, coming towards me in such a rush, what do i do, do i handle them as they come, do whats right get mixed in the game of life, do what i feel inside, take the road less travled by, be true to myself, independent, and free. mixed emotions, thats the way i feel inside it makes me toss and turn all night the rage of my family the love of my friends this is what keeps life so much fun what is there to do where is there to go if i dont do something quick i am gonna flip i need a drug any drug to escape from the truth of reality creeping up from behind hurry fast everyt

What My Mother Taught Me!
What my mom taught me All the things my mother taught me: My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry out." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It lo

Sometimes
Sometimes in life all it seems to be or bring to one is pain. You try for people, yet no matter how you try, to them its never right. In their eyes you are a total fuck up. Sometimes its ok with them viewing you as suck. Other times it hurts you from your soul out for them seeing you as that. You wonder, Can you fix it? Can you make it better? Can you as a person be better? Be someone they like? You sit and think on this constantly. Wishing, Hoping. All that only brings tears. You dream of it being different. You close your eyes and imagine. Daydreaming, visualizing different out comes. Better out comes. Dream in a lot of ways a different world for yourself. Dream of better things to come. Better things to wake up for each and every day. But then you do wake up. And you wish with all your might, that you hadn't. That dream was so wonderful, You wish to still be there. It felt so good there. Felt right. You realize they are just dreams, and nothing more. You wonder if dreams can t

How Can This Happen?
Well I just dont know how this happened but one of my best friends in fubar , her account just got deleted today for no reason at all . She was on level 23 , almost to level 24 . So she made up a new account now , having to start all over. I'm asking everyone who is my friend to go to her profile and rate her , lets show this very sweet lady some good Fubar love. Her name is Elizabeth , link is here at the bottom. Thank you very much :) }|{Elizabeth}|{@ fubar

Whoda Thunk It?
Well..i am learning a huge lesson about Fubar today..:( It seems as though because of my newly acquired rank (which will be gone by the end of the fucking day) has tongues wagging. I am amazed at the audacity of some to talk shit about me like I have stolen poses and shit. Stolen poses? Are you kidding me?..LMAO I guess Playboy stole all the poses on here too? Not to mention the nerve of some to wish ill will of me when I have done nothing wrong, but bust my ass and work hard everyday, for this ONE shining moment. If you are on my friends list and you don't think I deserve to be ranked where I am right now, for Gods sake get the hell off of it please. I can be the best friend you can have or I can be your worst enemy...thats the Scorpio in me. Love me Or Leave me the Hell alone! Hugs and Kisses to all that show love..MUAH

For My Friends
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask w

Are You Sane Or Insane?
A little of both. Not me, you. The one reading this. And everyone else for that matter. It has occured to me that the human concept of sanity is flawed. And I have now realized that humans are all insane. It's just that some control it better than others. Oh, I know, you are thinking of all those folks locked up in the mental ward. Those people are mentally ill. There is a difference. Usually mentally ill folks are a danger to themselves and others, hence the need to lock them up and medicate them. Insane people, on the other hand, roam freely around the world. Every single human being alive, whether they want to admit it or not, has strange thoughts coursing through their mind. They wonder where these thoughts come from. Some act on these thoughts, others do not. It is the ones who do not act on these thoughts that are deemed sane. They are still having the thoughts though. Something to think about. The ones who act on those thoughts are usually called criminals. Th

Cell Phones Vs. Common Courtesy
Hey you! Yeah, you with the cell phone that's ringing rather loudly in a public place. Answer your cell phone hero. Then please tell me why you think your so damn important that your ringer has to be set high enough so that everyone in the restaraunt can hear it. I mean, don't you know about the handy vibration feature that every cell phone comes equipped with? Or are you just that stupid? And you over there, with the bluetooth headset, yeah you! Why do you still have your headset on? You are in a restaraunt getting ready to eat. Are you so sought after that you have to ensure you are ready to take any call that comes your way? I think not. You are just a regular joe, like everyone else here. So quit being an attention grabber and take out your cybernetic implant, you frakkin showoff. Sheeple, this is simple. We don't care about your cell phone. We don't care who you talk to. We don't care that you went out and bought the latest motorola bluetooth headset. What you nee

Man Of My Dreams
The man of my dreams broke my heart. I wish he could feel all the pain. The man of my dreams is worthless. He was in my life, just to break my heart. The man of my dreams is evil. I wish he could rot in hell. The man of my dreams is the devil. I wish he would die and go to hell. that is the man of my dreams.

Do You Suffer From A.a.i.?
Do you suffer from A.A.I.? Are you one of the few americans who has been diagnosed with this terrible disease? A.A.I. is a condition for which there is no cure. It is a lifelong affliction. But fortunately it's not fatal. I, like most of you, was unaware that I suffered from A.A.I. until it was too late. This disease hides itself in the frontal lobe where it attaches to the brain tissue. It does not manifest itself until adulthood. And then it strikes. You begin having delusions about the world around you. You begin to wonder if your distorted view of the world and those around you is shared by others or are you completely alone in your thoughts. It used to be that the policy makers had your best interests at heart, but they now seem to be out for themselves. It used to be that you could talk to people and they would understand you, but now they just look at you with a glassy eyed stare. And it used to be that you believed everything that was broadcast on the nightly news,

Are You A Victim?
Do you consider yourself a victim? Do you constantly whine about how you've been victimized or how you aren't being treated fairly in this life? Or do you suffer from some illness that you feel compelled to tell everyone about? Well here's your wakeup call. It's time to stop belly aching about your misfortune and time to start living your life. Cast off the brand of victim. Let go of that old hate and animosity. Embrace life and all that it has to offer. Forgive those who have wronged you. It's quite liberating. Focus on the now, not yesterday, not tomorrow. Because yesterday and tomorrow are nothing more than a figment of your imagination. Think about it. Do you honestly believe that you being a victim and in constant suffering is doing you any good? It's not. It's only destroying you physically and emotionally. Not to mention that everyone around you has things that they could complain about, but they choose not to. So why do you? In the end, this life is about fami

Freedom Of Speech Vs. The War In Iraq
Conservatives across our great nation continue to ask "how can you support the troops, but not support the war?" Or they will say things like "this country is at war right now and it's not good for American citizens to criticize the current administrations handling of the war in Iraq because it might upset the families of the troops." I'm sorry, but maybe I missed the news report about how Iraq attacked our country thus forcing us to invade them. Oh, that's right, they didn't. They supposedly had weapons of mass destruction and that's why we invaded them. It was Al-queda that attacked America on September 11, 2001. A group comprised of mostly Saudi Arabians. That is why we went to Afghanistan. We removed the Taliban from power and kicked the crap out of Al-queda there. But because we are fighting a war on terror, the President decided to turn his attention to Iraq and Saddam Hussein. The same man who had attempted to kill his father during a visit to Kuwait. Hmmm. I wonder.

Directors
I love the movies. I was just watching some behind the scenes on the movie "Domino" and was thinking about how revolutionary both Tony Scott and his brother Ridley Scott are. I mean Ridley Scott has given us films like "Gladiator", "Black Hawk Down", "Kingdom of Heaven", and "Blade Runner". Tony has contributed with "Crimson Tide", "Spy Game", "Deja Vu", and "Enemy of the State" just to name a few. And I thought that I would take a moment to list some of my favorite directors. So in no particular order, Kevin Smith, John Woo, James Cameron, Bryan Singer, Peter Jackson, J.J. Abrams, Michael Mann, Gore Verbinski, Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, Alex Proyas, Wolfgang Petersen, The Wachoski Brothers, Brad Bird, Richard Donner, John McTiernan, Sam Raimi, Christopher Nolan, Guillermo Del Toro, and Steven Speilberg, with an honorable mention going out to George Lucas for bringing us the original Star Wars. Every one of these guys has brought us cinema that w

My Alter Ego
Who is my alter ego? As a Galactic Overlord sent back to earth to study it, I have to have an alter ego. A cover, if you will. I've chosen the role of an over the road truck driver. This allows me to travel all over America and interact with my fellow humans. It pays a pretty decent wage which keeps clothes on my back, food in my belly, and a roof over my head. When I'm not driving I try and spend as much time as I can with family. Primarily in Birmingham, AL. The opportunity to visit family is one that I haven't had with previous career choices. I tried a couple of other covers prior to settling on this one. My first was that of a soldier. I figured since I was trained in the art of war, I should work with the military of the greatest nation on planet earth. For 12 years I moved quietly through the ranks of the U.S. Army. I even served in the first Persian Gulf War. Then I was cross trained to work on attack helicopters. In my 12th year of service one of my genetic enhan

Human Nature
Human nature is an interesting subject. When you study human nature and learn what makes people tick, you can begin to understand how to influence people in a positive way. Aside from that however, is the business of observing people in their environment and how they interact with others. I like to sit back and listen as other people engage in conversation. I am of the opinion that if you want to have a conversation with someone you don't know, you should bring up a topic of conversation that is appealling to everyone present. Unfortunately, that usually doesn't happen and the person initiating the conversation begins to talk about themselves. Which is where the fun of observing comes in. You can learn alot about someone by the way they talk about themselves. I happened to be in Lowell, AR recently and was listening to this one individual discussing weapons. And how many he had. And how good he was at using them. He let everyone know that he was in the process of building a

Jewelry....guys, It's A Scam
Let me see if I understand this. The jewelry companies tell me that if I buy my girl a piece of jewelry, she will love me for it. Really? For how long? Will it be for a day, a week, a month? And what exactly do I get in return for dropping a couple of grand down on a small ring? A hug, a kiss, maybe some action in the bedroom? I tell you it's not worth it. If a lady wants to show her man she loves him by buying him a gift, she might get him some tools. What's that cost? A couple of hundred at most? And yet I have to spend thousands of dollars on a single item. Which quite frankly is just a trinket. It does nothing. At least with tools or gadgets, they perform a function. They are usefull. Not so with jewelry. Nope, it just sits there and looks pretty. And why do diamonds cost so much? Because diamond companies create a false scarcity by keeping the majority of their diamonds in locked vaults. That's why. And let's not even discuss what it took to dig that rock out

Don't Be A Sore Loser
I've talked about winning. Now let's discuss losing. Are you a sore loser? Are you the kind of person who expects to win at everything and when they lose blame other people for their loss instead of accepting responsibility for it? Then you may be a sore loser. Well here's a news flash. Nobody likes a sore loser! Nobody wants to see you stomping around claiming that you were cheated. Nobody wants to see you claiming it was something, anything, but you, that caused you to lose. Here's a tip. Accept responsibility for your loss. Show others that you can be a gracious loser. Congratulate the winner. You might learn something. And gain a little humility in the process. If we start to look inward and better ourselves for the benefit of others, then we can start to make the world a much better place.

Bombers Needed
please show her some luv by bombing her contest...click the pic and it'll take ya there...luv will be returned! Thanks for your help this person is harassing my family members and she blocked me i was going to ask her what is going on and she blocked me before i could so i can't get her side of everything please show her how we luv people on here , that do that, it is so funny she is a 19 level ninja and is acting like this . here she is , no pic with it but you can look her up ! thanks everyone!!!!!!!! Name: I'm the Only One.....I LIKE GIR... (Stepped away) Level: Ninja (19) Rating: 10.09 (702) Fans: 308 Gender: Female, 26 Location: Durham, NC Salutes: 2 salute photos! pictures (199) call me! Buzz: 100% -- sh*t faced! SHOUT: SEND help here with comments everyone she is in a contest http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=333192&i=532332928

Winning Isn't Everything
Have you ever been told that winning is everything? Well it isn't. If you win at everything, how will you ever learn the lessons of failure? How will you ever discover the drive and determination deep within you? Winning too much makes people cocky, arrogant, and annoying. Boasting about how good they are and how they constantly win while everyone else is a loser. Sometimes it's actually gracious to let someone else win. To see how it feels. If you are good, then know that you are good. Don't let your EGO get in the way of friendship. Have pride in what you do, but don't go around bragging to everyone how good you are. They've seen you win time and again, they don't need you to tell them. Have humility. Be an example for others to follow. By doing this you will gain the respect of others. Because that's what life is about: Other people

Love Vs. Sex
In our society the term "making love" has been used by countless people to describe having sex. When people are "looking for love" they are typically looking for sex. When I was younger I thought the ultimate expression of love was to have sex with my girlfriend. Well here's a news flash. Sex does not equal love. You do not show someone how much you love them by having sex with them. No sir! You show someone how much you love them by being there for them, no matter what. By giving of your time, attention, and whatever else is required of you and asking nothing in return. That is love. The physical act of sex might in some cases be an expression of your love, but it is by no means an act of love. Men and women need to realize that without love and friendship there can be no relationship. If all you have is lust and sex, your screwed. Because when that fades, and it will, you won't have anything to fall back on. If, however, you built your relationship on friendship, trust,

Who Are You?
Just a quick thought. What are you doing right now? Are you a selfish person who thinks only of themselves? Are you constantly worried about me, me, me, I, I, I? Or do you think of others first and yourself second? These are things you need to be pondering. Because I am telling you that being there for others is the most important thing you can do in your life. Life is not about stuff and how much you can accumulate. It isn't about stature or position. It's about each other, you know, your fellow humans. Starting with your family and friends. If you focus on them, maybe they will focus on you. And then you start a cycle of caring for each other. And in that way, we are all taken care of and don't have to constantly ask ourselves, "but what about me?"

My Heart
my heart was shattered from being battered my heart was broken from being spoken to There is no fixing to my heart, it is now shattered in so many little pieces makes men think before they treat use like dirt i am married to a 19 yr old and we love each other very much i dont want know one else

Hey One And All
hey i made it i left at 9am and made it here in 5 and a half hours and loving it so far. tomarrow i hav a trip to omaha to see family there and go to something called a hay toss i think is what it is call so im a little confused as to what will happen there and i hope my laptop is delivered tomarrow to the house. but yall have a good night if u know how to reach me try i might respond to u if im not tied up hint hint omg its way good lol take care and have a good time yall ill heek u up to date on whats going on here so if u dont see me around much this weekend leave me a message and ill get back to u this ok so im heading out at like ten am on friday on my way to nebraska for a few days so i will not be around much or in on the phone alot hint hint so leave me a message and i hope i have alot of fun and i know not to name it after any one hahahaha

Halo 3
OMG!!! I work part time for a 2nd job in a movie store in anchorage! Last night we had a midnight launch party for Halo3 it was insane there were tons of little cyber dorks there talking about getting the special edition halo3 xbox and helmet! honestly do these ppl have anything more productive to be doing??? and if you are one of these "cyber geeks" no offense just relax, take a deep breath, and go hang out with REAL PEOPLE! really its good for you! LMAO~!!!

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Today, is the best day I've had in a long time. I wasn't expecting anything, just a normal day. Well this lady made the whole day different. She heard about my contest I was in and pimped me out and the ass that was supposed to pay out for a blast and never did. She's definitely one of best people on here!! She added me today and pimped me out and I had none stop people on my page!! I would like to thank Baby Boy for introducing us!! Here's her link, if you don't have her on your list, go fan, add and rate her!! ~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~@ fubar And I would like to thank Baby Boy for always being there for me! For being there for everyone on his list. For helping me deal with that dude, who will probably never keep his word. Baby Boy is a very honorable man and someone you should definitely have on your friends list. He is a very honest and caring man, who will bend over backwards to help you with everything he can!! He won a contest today for a 7day blast today. He turned around and gave

Breast Cancer Reduction
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually

Fantasy Dame
-YOU WERE A FANTASY -I WASN'T SUPPOSE TO MEET YOU -CHANCES OF THAT WERE SO UNLIKELY -AND IF WE DID MEET -YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO LIKE ME -BUT LOOK IM TRAPPED NOW -AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED -GOD PUT ME IN THIS SPOT -WHERE IT WOULD JUST SO HAPPEN -SEE SHE HAD A MAN AND I HAD A GIRL -I BROKE UP WITH MINE -AND AROUND THE SAME TIME -WE WERE HANGIN' OUT SHE NEVER LAID A HAND ON ME -BUT I COULD TELL BY THE WAY SHE GLACED AT ME -HER LOOK SAID "BABY BOY SOMETHING HAMPERS ME" -"IT WOULD GO DOWN BUT I'VE GOT MY MAN WITH ME" -LORD HOW CAN IT BE -YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN A DUDE -TO COME AND BREAK UP A HAPPY FAMILY -AND THESE TWO LOOK SO HAPPY ON THE OUTSIDE -THEY COULD HAVE ONLY BEEN HAPPY ON THE OUTSIDE -SEE WE EVENTUALLY STARTED CREEPIN' -FOR ME IT'S JUST SEX BUT FOR HER IT'S CHEATING -IT WENT DOWN ONE TIME TWO TIMES ONCE MORE -TALKING REAL PASSIONATE EVERYTIME IT JUMPED OFF -I'M IN DEEP NOW SHES MORE THAN A JUMP OFF -WE'RE BOTH CATCHING FEELINGS -AND BOTH STARTING T

Insperation
Do not wait for your ship to come in, get in your boat and row out Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you. The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power.

Im Not Feeling It
NOTHING TO LOOK FOWARD TOO ALONE AND CONFUSED ABOUT NOTHING. WHAT IS THE MATTER I ASK MYSELF FROM TIME TO TIME...MY OUTBURSTS HAS BECOME EVEN MORE VIOLENT.... HOW HAS THIS BEOME OF ME?...NOTHING IN THE WORLD COULD EVER STOP THIS BREAK OUT...NOBODY, NOWHERE, NO LOVE I CHANT IN THE MIND OF THE CRIMINAL...AM I THIS CREATURE?...NEVER THE LESS I THINK NOT...WHO DO U THINK I AM?...AN INVISIBLE HUMAN THAT CAN'T SEE EYE TO EYE WITH HIM UNLESS THE MIND TRAPS ITSELF INTO A HOLE OF NO OPPORTUNITYS...DO U EVEN GET IT I SAY?...OUTSIDE WORLD WILL NEVER GET IT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!

Poem
lather your beauty with the life of white petals as it's sweet delicate storm whispers thru cool water, my moon sings a smooth essential, the moment never stops thru summer, spring, and winter lights, a garden of diamonds shines to a symphony of music, cry in my shadows i say, as i rip time into a thousand stars and suns, ask me how, it's a power trip gone into darkness!

The Positive Side Of Life...
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. Birthdays are good for you;the more you have,the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors youdidn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollierthan the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our gravewith our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world,but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much funto only make once. Don't cry because it's over;smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons:some are sharp, some are pretty,some are dull, some have weird names,and all are different colors....butthey all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one whocan enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Sabrina~the Bounty Hunter~
I will do what I can to make my title the right one! I am greatful that my great friend Jon thought that I would be a great addition to the family! Thanks jon for having such great faith in me and for being an awesome friend and family member!

Halo3
Ok im playing on MDD FLANDERS please dont send a bunch of friends request i have to try and manage it im playing on this gamertag please make sure though you send friends request to pantyshotz cuz thats my main account kk kisses my gamers M0D FLANDER5 the 0 in mod is a zero

Loving You Is The Closest Thing I Have To Magic
So it's been a while and I decided to give someone access to my NSFW pics, now i'm open to criticism, whatever, i'll just tell you to fuck off if you have a problem with them but when someone goes through your pics and then says "awww cute" i'm not sure how to respond to that. After a minute I'm thinking "MY PUSSY IS NOT A PUPPY AT THE PET STORE!! WTF DO YOU MEAN BY 'AWW CUTE'?" I open a private folder, you give the most odd response I could ever imagine and then to top it off you say that you like boobs better. I'm kinda blown away right now. It's so ridiculous it's almost funny lol This song makes me feel like i'm falling in love again for the first time, foot popping, bashful, puppy love lol. So romantic. I think that possibly, maybe I'm falling for you Yes theres a chance that I've fallen quite hard over you. I've seen the paths that your eyes wander down I want to come too I think that possibly, maybe I'm falling for you No one understands me quite like you do Thr

Jojo Vents...
I am in a Happy Hour Giveway and PLEASE help me get my first one EVER! All I need is 50k comments and rates counts as 2 comments... no time limit, just as long as I get 50k. If you would like to help... click the pic below and comment/rate away!! Thank yoooooou!!! Hugs and kisses.... Click on pic to help me win my FIRST Happy Hour EVER! ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: did i tell you that i loved you in that way? no HAWKEYE ~ ...: jo jo go do ur thing i knew u would never give me a real chance.....n its funny only moments after our conversation on here was nick black like in every pic HAWKEYE ~ ...: u never said u didnt ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: i fucking promote the guy and his fucking music HAWKEYE ~ ...: n prob fuck him too ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: i had nick's pictures in my albums and on my page since i started ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: how can i fuck nick black when he's in los angeles! HAWKEYE ~ ...: not the i love jo jo ones HAWKEYE ~ ...: i m sure there is a way ->HAWKEYE ~ ...: are you jealous of him or

Creating A New Webpage
hey ppl i need help. im starting a new website, or i sould say store but having trouble deciding what to sell. would the all my fubar family, friends, fana ,and such help me out on this.... thank very much IM STILL TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SELL ON MY WEBSITE. LADIES WOULD YOU BUY NON-PERSCRIPTION COLORED CONTACT LENS ONLINE. WOULD REALLY ENJOY SOME POSSITIVE FEED BACK ON THIS..... THANK YOU ALL. WELL LADIES AND GENTELMAN, IM HAVIN TROUBLE FINDING A SUPPLIER FOR COLORED CONTACT LENSES. BUT WHILE SEARCHIN FOR SAID SUPPIER I CAME ACROSS A GOOD SOURCE FOR ADULT ITEMS AND SUCH-XXX. SO IM ASKIN THE PEOPLE OF FUBAR WHAT THEY WOUILD BUY SO THAT I MAY CATER TO THERE NEEDS AND YES YOU ALL WILL GET THE BEST PRICE I COULD POSSIBLLY GIVE,AND THATS MY WORD. PLEASE GIVE ME SOME KINDA FEED BACK. THANK YOU ALL MY FUBAR FAMILY.....

Random Thaughts
do you feel like shit does not go your way and shit takes forever to get done to be away from the one you love to feel like you are sick without being with your loved one to think all the time about her going crazy just to see her smile to hear her laugh to hold her in your arms to say to her i love you everytime you see her to hear her voice in your head all day long as if she was right there talking to you to look at another woman and only see your loved one to feel the sickness in your heart as time goes by when you are not with her to realise when the time comes that you are finally together that the time spent away would be time worth spent to realise howmuch you do love her and cant ever see yourself without her in your life love is really a mystery of the heart and a joyfull journey in life comment on this if you can understand what love is and what iam trying to say thank you for reading my thaughts Miller Light / CatfightSee more like this on kontraband.com Morphing B

Dealing With Seperation
For those of you that don't know this, i'm going to be perfectly candid. I seperated from my 13.5 year relationship this year. I have been finding it very hard to deal with the everyday stresses of trying to support my 13 year old daughter on my own as her father is not living up to his responsibilities. The reason that i'm wearing my heart on my sleeve today in a sense is that over the next few weeks I will be dealing with all of these issues as I now have to go through mediation with him to set up access and support through the courts here. In saying this I just wanted to let everyone know as I may not be in the best of moods and if I happen to be short with someone or not available for chat this is the reason. I didn't want my friends, fans, and family to think that I was ignoring them or being rude. I just need some time now to get my affairs regarding my daughter in order..if you see me on and my status is set to online or some generic one on here then I will be available for

One Of Those Days!
I know am not a super model but today is one of those days that I just dont like myself very much. I start to feel like there is no one out there for me. I start to feel like I am so unlovable. I know how bad it sounds but this is how I am feeling.

New Love!!
Today, is the best day I've had in a long time. I wasn't expecting anything, just a normal day. Well this lady made the whole day different. She heard about my contest I was in and pimped me out and the ass that was supposed to pay out for a blast and never did. She's definitely one of best people on here!! She added me today and pimped me out and I had none stop people on my page!! I would like to thank Baby Boy for introducing us!! Here's her link, if you don't have her on your list, go fan, add and rate her!! ~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~@ fubar And I would like to thank Baby Boy for always being there for me! For being there for everyone on his list. For helping me deal with that dude, who will probably never keep his word. Baby Boy is a very honorable man and someone you should definitely have on your friends list. He is a very honest and caring man, who will bend over backwards to help you with everything he can!! He won a contest today for a 7day blast today. He turned around and gave

What Do I Want
I want to be a mystery, yet be known I want to be together, yet alone Is it too much to ask, To be famous yet unknown? To be a wanderer, yet have a home? My insecurity makes me sick, Yet my confidence makes me thick Can I be harmless, yet grip the stick, Be completely smooth yet have a nick? Can I live in a lie, yet be true Can I be unique, yet so like you? Have no control, yet know what to do? Can I be ugly, yet beautiful too? Answer me, I need your help, Can you help me or someone else? I need your help, can't you see, Are you even listening to me? That is not which is. The only Word is Silence. The only Meaning of that Word is not. Thoughts are false. Fatherhood is unity disguised as duality. Peace implies war. Harmony implies war. Victory implies war. Glory implies war. Foundation implies war. Alas! for the Kingdom wherein all these are at war. Today is not a holiday It isn't even your birthday But I still thought I'd like to send

Songs
You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie You can't breathe until you choke You gotta laugh when you're the joke It's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful Will you swear on your life that no one will cry at my funeral I know some things that you don't I've done things that you won't It's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home I was waiting for my hearse What came next was so much worse It took a funeral to make me feel alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful Will you swear on your life that no one will cry at my funeral Alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful Will you swear on your life that no one will cry at my funeral Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful Will you swear o

Greek/italian
I am new to fubar and I really don't know what to expect. I thought that the girls on here would be easy to talk to...I mean look at me.I'm a nice looking guy. But there is one girl on here that wont give me the time of day. Greek and italian,my god just looking at her makes me sweat.she can make any man go nuts for her. She thinks just because she looks the way she does she can do whatever she wants.well fuck her cause she is a fake bitch who likes little boys. wait till you want a real man baby then I'll be making you beg for me. so ladies come see me I am on the market.. woot lovin the ladies

Cookies!
Flour, 2 cups Salt, 1/2 teaspoon Cinnamamon, 1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg, 1/2 teaspoon Cloves, 1/2 teaspoon Nuts, choppped, 1 cup Raisins, chopped, 1 cup Shortening, 1/2 cup Sugar, 1 cup Baking soda, 1 teaspoon Applesauce, 1 cup Egg, well beaten, 1 How to: Sift flour; measure; add salt and spices; sift again, Add chopped nuts and raisins. Cream shortening; add sugar gradually and continue to beat until light. Stir the soda into the applesauce. Add well beaten egg; combine with the creamed mixture. Add the dry ingredients. Drop by teaspoonfuls 2 or 3 inches apart onto a greased baking sheet. Bake in a moderate oven (375 F.) 15 to 20 minutes. Makes about 4 dozen cookies.

~ Who Is Watching Out For The Children? ~
This is a New Blog for me and even though this is going to break my heart every time i add something here, I want others to see that our Courts and some of those that live within these borders Are NOT watching out for the young ones. Just 5 minutes alone is all i ask for. How could a Mother put a Boyfriend over her own flesh and blood. Girl's Body Found, Dumped In Ravine Mom: Dead Toddler Put Into Two Bags, Then In Duffel Bag POSTED: 12:20 pm MDT September 24, 2007 UPDATED: 10:44 pm MDT September 24, 2007 DENVER -- The body of the 3-year-old girl who has been missing since Friday was discovered Monday afternoon in a trash bag dumped in a ravine at Lakewood Gulch Park. Police officers found the body of Niveah Gallegos at about 4:45 p.m. in a wooded area at 11th Avenue and Perry Street. The discovery ends what has been a heartbreaking four-day search through Denver's Capitol Hill neighborhood, where police made a gruesome plea to the public to look through th

Explanations...
Ahhh yes to leave the “almighty FUBAR” you are all asking, what’s the reason? Well first off I’m never on anymore anyway, second: Have you taken a look around here lately? It’s turned into a fucking drama circus, and really, it’s insane. The amount of bullshit I’ve seen go on here in this site, since I joined back in the fucking stone ages is incredible, I miss the old days, the days when it was all fun. Now you have to constantly fight to keep your name clear, and to get people from walking all over you. I have spent no more than 6 hours on FUBAR in the last week (I have had people checking on my account at times, just to make sure nothing out of hand is going on and that is how you are seeing this blog being posted), and I tell you, I feel less stressed, I know I know, why should I let a social network site get to me? Well I don’t know; it just has. As for all of my good friends on here, I love and respect the hell out of you, if you need to get a hold of me ever, email me, trappe

Kathy's Chaotic Life
today was a very hard day for me. i went to my paw paw's house with my lil sister and her bf johnny. we all went over there to put up my paw's christmas tree. this is the home of my grandma who passed away earlier this year. it was a very emotional day. i was so glad that my son was there to help lighten the mood. i am not looking forward to christmas this year. it's gonna be so hard without my grandma and my ex. i have so many houghts going through my mind right now. i want to talk to someone about them..but i am just scared that i will only upset my family. i miss my grandma so much..she was my angel..my heart..and the one person that i knew i could never let down. she made me feel so special and she was always so proud of me. i cry all the time at the possibilty that i have let her down with some of the mistakes i've made. i want so bad to see her..hug her..and just ask her advice. i feel so alone right now. i just want a friend to talk to about things and hug me and make it all bet

Just To Vent
I have this a**hole that I work with who thinks he is all high and mighty being an a**hole. Now all (well most) of you know that I am not racist but this MFer is pissing me off so bad... he keeps telling me that I don't like him because his black. EXCUSE ME???????? Since when do I not like someone just because they are black? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BICH? Take a look at my friends... all different races and nationalities... and then this SOB gets loud says this: hey cleaner girl.. i expect the next time you clean to pick all this sh*t up up under here you hear me... referring to under his desk... I am not your fucking personal maid you ass wipe... I have just had it.. my legs are shaking and I need a cigarette so bad right now.. lol.. I swear this dude is gonna piss me off to the point where I am seriously gonna have his ass kicked.. or I will file a suit against him... I am so tired of dealing with his stupidity on a daily basis! I don't understand how I can find

Enough Is Enough
Okay I'll say this once and only once....... enough is fucking enough!!!!!! I am sick and tired of the damn bullshit that some people like to start on here by poking their nose's into affair that are not of their concern. If I post something in my blogs that is a passion filled creation from my Heart and Soul, it matters not for whom it is written for. I post my creations from words here for all to see and read and comment on. If you plan of starting shit with your comment then don't fucking post it at all!!!!! If I wanted to share the source of my passionate creations with all I would but I don't. That is for me to know and the person for whom brings forth such works from me. Now I bide you all a good day.

Fun Facts
This is posted based on the same quiz from- http://www.fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=130621&pid=528819 The "10 Minute Survey" The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time:1541 2. Name: Bill 3. Nickname: None-I wish, unless you count Orgasm Coach. 4. Astrology Sign: Virgo 5. Gender: Male 7. Hair color: Black 8. Eye color: Brown 10. Favorite color: Black 11. Glasses: Yes 13. tattoos: 0 14. birthplace: Philadelphia, PA 15. Area code: 773/347 NYC cellphone for work. 16. Siblings names: Valinda ******HAVE YOU EVER***** 17. Cut your own hair? No 18. Did something in the past month that you regret? Yes. 19. Have you ever met someone you were not supposed to? Probably. 20. Skipped school? No 21. Punched someone? Affirmative 22. Bungee jumped? No but I have H.A.L.O jumped. 23. Been arrested? No 24. Broken into someone's house? No 25. Been rejected? HELL YES!!! 26. Been to a funeral? Yes 27. Used a light

Webcityradio
ok peeps if you like your partys then look no further friday 23rd may is WEBCITY RADIOS all new launch part 8 pm est dont miss it hope to see you all in there:) ok folks im live on air at www.webcityradio.com come along check us out if ya like rock classic rock country or oldies then maybe webcity is right up your street hope to see yall in here:) Ok peeps webcityradio is looking for new djs so if any one is djing in a lounge and wishes to up the anty and dj for a real radio station feel free to pop along into http://webcityradio.com and take a look at the schedual if there are any slots you think you could fill please dont hesitate to fill out an application and the management will get back to you asap thanks......

Level Help...share Please
I just need 14,000 to level up. Anyone want to help a sweet Southern gal hehe.....Please share me with your friends and family.......I will return the love!! ~Sugahhh~ CoFounder of TGB, ~CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar

You Know You're Italian Because:
E y e - T a l i a n (pronounced IT - talian) Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Because Italians hate all witnesses. Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said TO NY. You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins. You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor. If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9", it is presumed his Mother had an affai

Songs That Are Stuck In My Head
Marilyn Manson - Evidence (Eat Me, Drink Me) You have eyes that lead me on And a body that shows me death Your lips look like they were made for something else But they just suck my breast I want your pain, to taste why you're ashamed And I know you're not just what you say to me And I'm not the only moment you're made of You're so sudden and sweet And all legs, knuckles, knees Head's blown clean off, your mouth's paid off Fuck me 'till we know it's unsafe And we'll paint over the evidence I want you wanting me I want what I see in your eyes So give me something to be scared of Don't give me something to satisfy You're so sudden and sweet And all legs, knuckles, knees Head's blown clean off, your mouth's paid off Fuck me 'till we know it's unsafe And we'll paint over the evidence Sisters of Mercy - Ribbons (Vision Thing) I'm lying on my back now The stars look all too near Flowers on the razor wire I know you're here We are few and far b

You Want To Win?
Need 6 More People to enter this contest so I can get it started. It gonna be one of the easiest contests you will ever find...so what are you waiting for? Hugs and Kisses Interested in winning a 7 day blast? Well I am going to host my first contest! Contest will start as soon as I get at least 10 people in. It is going to be a “Whats your favorite pic of you?” contest. So all you have to do is pick you favorite pic and give me the link.. Pretty Simple huh? Most comments wins. Contest will last 3 days only! No week long or two week long deal so that’s not too bad huh? If you are interested send me an email with the pic you want and I will get you in.. Contest Rules: 1. Most comments win! 2. Comment bombing allowed and encouraged! 3. Self Bombing is advised! 4. No Drama Please, its for fun isn’t it? 5. No harassing of other contestants 6. No Late submissions 7. Prizes will be awarded at close of contest 8. Have Fun with this! Prizes: 1st Place 7 day

Welcome To The Explosive Drama Free Bombers
I would like those of you who have added as friends and shown interest in joining us to be welcomed to the family. We are slowly getting this ready. There are a couple of giveaways in the family going on that can use comments at this point if u all would like to help. I would like to have a head count on whom is joining us and whom is not so if you could plz leave a comment on this blog and let me know and also a link to your pic that you would like on your id and in the members photo album. Also plz add: either Explosive Drama Free Bombers or E.D.F.B. to your profile name. Thank you! Looking forward to seeing who has joined the family. This is our sister family, because we need one lol...? FU*Sista*Luv!(&hearts@ fubar Until we get the rules up and get the ID cards ready. Here are some giveaways going on that you all can pitch in and get a little practice in for the next contest. Just no blank comments. Always put something even if is a number. Get in this habit as many of the co

Looks Great Slave Princess
wmode="transparent">" I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR BEAUTY! THIS GIRL ENTERED A BRA AND PANTY CONTEST, AND SHE WON HANDS DOWN! WITHIN A DAY, SHE HAD OVER 5,000 COMMENTS ON THE PIC. THE ASSHAT THAT HELD THE CONTEST REFUSED TO PAY UP, SO SHE DIDN'T GET THE 7 DAY BLAST THAT SHE WAS PROMISED! HOW IN THE HELL CAN ANYONE WANT TO SCREW THIS GIRL OVER? SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART, AND DESERVES THE WIN! So now she is out of a blast, has wasted all her time in promoting and bombing the contest she entered, and she's sitting here all by her little sexy lonely self! GO SHOW HER ALL YOUR LOVE!!! I KNOW NOT ALL OF YOU ARE STINGY ASSES! I AM PIMPING HER OUT BECAUSE SHE IS WORTH IT! YOU SHOULD SEE TO IT THAT SHE GETS ALL THE FUBAR LOVE THERE IS TO GIVE HER! OH YEAH... DID YOU NOTICE THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE VIP??? FIX IT IF YOU CAN! ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU SHOULD HAVE G

Help Me Win A Bet!!!
My friend and I have decided to make a bet. The bet is that if I beet him to godfather then he must post NSFW pic of himself, and if he beets me then I half to do the same. Trust me when I say that I am not a good looking guy nude. So Help me win this bet and I'll return the LOVE FU style i'm at 11.001 level 12 right now, so please help me.. So to all the people that I have fanned and not gotten any love in return now is the time to do your part and help me win this bet. and to all the people that I have pending friends requests for do the same. I Love all me FU-Friends. So please help me out.. Rob.

Someday....
Darkness surrounds me, pushing out the light… Happiness eludes me night after night… Forever wanting a soft loving touch… Some days I fear that’s asking too much… Dying to be held, made to feel special and loved… “Why me” I whisper to the stars above… And they stare stonily at me with nary a sound… I feel so lost and I am dying to be found… “one day” “some day” words I do hear… My day won’t come is what I fear… Will someone rescue me from my loneliness and despair… Surely, somewhere there is someone out there…. Brian 2007

Back Woods Cookin'
A rabbit or hare may be purchased ready-drawn and skinned. The meat resembles pultry and is cooked in much the same way. Cottontail rabbits are the smallest, bernally weighing about 1 1/2 pounds; jack rabbit about 3 pounds. The domesticated Belgian hare ranges in wieght from 4-10 pounds. Allow about 1 pound of rabbit or hare for each person. (Still not sure I will post up poultry cooking too... lol) Fried rabbit: (Oh my god... ) Cut young rabbits into pieces for serving. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and dip in flour. Proceed as directed for fried chicked.. (WTF.. now I got to do fried chicken blog), allowing 30 to 40 minutes cooking time. Prepare witha gravey. This cook book is crazy as fuck... lmao I am sure we all know how to this.. lol.. Go and cook now. I will find more fun stuff in this book. LMFAO!!! Never know.. Squirrel meat is similar to rabbit but more delicate in flavor. A medium-sized squirrel makes about 2 servings. Cook as directed for rabbit. Sq

Too Funny
this is great "THE HUSBAND STORE" Body: The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is the following description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the levels. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may opt to go up to the next level, but shoppers cannot go back down, except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to shop for a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Good Jobs. She is slightly intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Good Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's very nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Good Jobs,

Missing You
When a girl stares into your eyes she wants you to kiss her then and there. When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!! When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl say

Anyways
I met this really awesome Jarhead,she's cool,sweet,and full of everything I could have ever wanted to meet in a woman, I can't wait to be with her and get my life back to some kind of normality if it's at all possible for a Marine to find that. She has made my life alot easier to deal with since my retirement..Thanks baby. See you in less than a week

Thoughts And A Comedian
hes stands about 5'5" not quite small but not quite tall he is a stalky man with full gray hair, i am fucking bored out of my damn mind. I dunno something about sitting on cucumbers. Thats what happens when u stick your dick in the fish tank, LMFAO why is it masterbating is bad for you?? I masterbate like I'm winning something. Quick call the police my hand and my penis are fighting, OH NO hes 21 and from Los Angelas California alot of wind alot of noise and I'm outta burgers could you get me some more? You've seen him on ABC. ... WHAT THE???? Here we go again back to Walmart for some rectal exams!

9/25/07
Come on in and join us for an evening of great music come request your favorites :D Come on in and join us for an evening of great music come request your favorites :D Come join me and listen to music while u take advantage of HH. Just click the pic to join me and request your fav music :D

Bombing!
I am going to be helping my family member so I will be busy for pretty much the rest of the afternoon. If anyone gets bored and wants to talk to me there they can help me bomb! LOL CLick the pic and leave a few comments anyway..if you like..:) hugs and kisses

Masterbation
Masterbation (or thy fingers never lie) Ahhh, my lovely fingers, You shall never leave me (I hope) , You wear my rings, I buy you pretty things maybe I will paint a nail or two to me, you are always true Dance for me my pretties, you bring joy when no one is around You uplift and never let me down Now lets go look at some porn.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
For those of you that don't know, I suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome. I have been suffering with this since at least May 2006. For those who do not know what this is the definition is:- Carpal tunnel syndrome occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist. The median nerve controls sensations to the palm side of the thumb and fingers (although not the little finger), as well as impulses to some small muscles in the hand that allow the fingers and thumb to move. The carpal tunnel - a narrow, rigid passageway of ligament and bones at the base of the hand ¾ houses the median nerve and tendons. Sometimes, thickening from irritated tendons or other swelling narrows the tunnel and causes the median nerve to be compressed. The result may be pain, weakness, or numbness in the hand and wrist, radiating up the arm. Although painful sensations may indicate other conditions, carpal tunnel syndrome is the most common and widel

I Just Realized Something Last Night....
I realized that people will come and go but the truly special people will love you unconditionally I realized that life is not a destination it’s a journey I realized that when things get hard they will and can get worse I realized that I cannot save someone from themselves I realized that only the strong survive I realized that weakness is just a word made up by a person without a voice I realized that love does come around more than once I realized that patience is a virtue but tolerance is a blessing I realized that perfection is unattainable I realized that I should love without ever holding back I realized that making a mistake in life is easy, not repeating it takes work I realized that living in the past only breeds misery I realized that it’s not okay to not feel good enough I realized that existing doesn’t mean living Vultures will always be at your back trying to hold you down; you must be strong and fight the evil that wants you to believe you dese

My Eyes Only For Now
SOME OF THE FRIENDS THAT I STAY ON FUBAR FOR GO AND SHOW SOME ♥ TO THEM WHEN YOU VIST MY PAGE !! =D WELCOME BACK BRANDY I MISSED YOU BABE ♥ THAT YOU ARE BACK YOUR ONE AND ONLY DJ BABY BOY AKA WILLIE YOU KNOW WHATS UP BABYGIRL!!! =D puddinpop@ fubar SEXY DIVA IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME SHOW SOME LOVE !! :O ~ Sexy Diva ~ Sign my Guestbook~@ fubar ALSO HERE FOR ACIRE AKA MAMI MUCH REPECT AND LOVE FOR HER!! :O=D ACIRE@ fubar CARMEN IS A SWEETHEART MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT FOR THIS CUTIE =D ♥MÂЯ¥JÂÑΞ™♥ Ï.β.Ï.Ç.♥ ÇΘΘĶÏЄ™@ fubar KELLS IS A DOLL ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT !! =D FACE DOWN A$$ UP..KEEP IT REAL OR KEEP IT MOVING!@ fubar Amber Masters SUCH A SWEET FRIEND MUCH LOVE FOR HER AND RESPECT :O =D ~*~S3ximama-S3xilicious21~*~@ fubar shannon revels SWEET AND I KNEW HER FOR A LONG TIME!!=D shortcake24@ fubar CHRISTY ROUSE SUCH A SWEETHEART AND

The Weekend!
What a great weekend!! I got to relax a little bit and get my thought together. Kind of nice not having the kids for a change. The real fun started at night though. Saturday night we had the Christmas Train pull into our town. It was a 16 car train that has completely decorated with holiday lights. The first four cars they had light up saying the "Candian Pacific holiday train". The next two cars they had santa and his reindeer on and the next car was lite up and had christmas trees on. When the train stopped they opened the box car up and santa jumped out and greeted all the kids. My son went NUTS! Then they had a band (enis)in the box car that played holiday songs. We had around 1000 people standing in the streets dancing with their kids. While the band was playing we started to get those big snow flakes falling from the sky. So here I am in the middle of a street with a thousand people dancing with my son to a christmas train band. I wouldnt have traded it for the world. IT w

Enough
OK, so I decided to post this here, partly as a rant and venting of my ire, partly because I thought it was well written-enough to share. Partly because the Fubar audience is an appropriate place to post things like this. Sorry in advance if it's too long. I'm a windy bastard... A little background: My ex-wife of 17 years, who unbeknownst to me has surreptitiously been reading my Myspace page blogs about my affair with a woman (Christy) 20 years younger then me (no I won't elaborate. If you want to read the whole tragic story go to my Myspace page and read the blogs. The link is in my profile here), decided she would finally end her silence and spew her God-inspired wrath upon me, calling me a sinner and all sorts of crap. She made reference in the first letter to her being pregnant by me with triplets after we had separated and that I had no compassion for the loss of those babies. As you will see from my eventual response, such was not the case. Her first letter is first,

A Day With An Irish Lass
I have been home sick with pneumonia, and need some pampering....What would you do for me to help me get better quickly? Last year around this time, my best friend, Bill and I went house shopping. We were both looking to find our own houses . We came upon this great little place which had once been a ski chalet. It was smaller than what either of us were used to, but we both fell in love with it immediately. As we walked into it, there was an immediate sense that this was home! We agreed, that each of us had that feeling. I saw how much he loved it and knew that I had to pass, I mean...it didn't matter if he bought it, because I'd be there all the time anyway, so I could visit it, right? So, we continued on our search for me... Well, a week later, Bill ended up in the hospital and the doctor said that his cancer had spread throughout his lymphatic system, his liver and bone and to his esophagus. We brought him home and things started taking a dive very quickly...The la

Bubba
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It ain't until next Wednesday.

The Undying Double Standard!
I like sex a great deal. Doing it, thinking about it, writing about it, reading about it, writing about it, watching it, advising people about it, dreaming about it, in fact I like just about everything about sex its sight sound and smells. Sex workers: escorts prostitutes, exotic dancers, adult actors and actresses, etc are as needed [if not more needed] than cooks, chefs, waiters/waitress, lawyers, bailiffs, court recorders, etc. Yet despite the fact that must of have sex and want sex this is still a culture very conflicted about sex. Just take Pornography- More than 85% is consumed by men [though more and more women do partake] and an even percentage is produced by men [though porn made by and for women is a rapidly growing market.] Even most of the woman produced porn is aimed at a male market. Female affirmative porn is not new, in the “Hippie” spirit of the early and mid 70’s a good deal of the mainstream porn produced featured storylines of feminine empowerment [though

Company Policy
Company Policies Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. (1) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. (2) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. (3) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year; they are called Saturdays and Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees at

I Don't Know
Well I have this friend who is dating her friends ex boyfriend. I have no idea what to tell her. I've never been in that situation. What would you all do? I mean the one friend says that he makes her happier than she's ever been and the one who isn't with him says she needs to break up with him because a friend shouldn't date a friend ex. I need people's input. Just leave me a comment

Thanks To All..
To all you who had so many wonderful things to say and sent so many wonderful gifts, I can never thank all of you enough. I will try to thank each of you individually but that will take a while, training for a new job and I've been crazy busy! Again I am so glad you are my friends!

The Censorship Issue
IF YOU READ NOTHING ELSE READ THIS: IF THIS POST IS DELETED ILL RE POST, IF THE BLOG IS DELETED ILL MAKE A NEW BLOG, IF THE ACCOUNT IS DELETED ILL MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT. ILL KEEP DOING THIS TILL THE ISSUE IS FIXED. It seems that lately the censorship on Fubar has gotten out of hand. What we need is either a standard of censorship or no censorship at all. Fubar has been deleting things and not even giving a reason for doing so. This needs to stop. We the users feel that it is getting out of hand. Deleting a mum because someone posts a bad word in a comment is not acceptable. Delete the comment with the inappropriate language instead, or just don’t worry about it. There is a lot worse than using the A-word going on. For example, derogatory and cruel comments left on mumm’s are not even monitored. Why is harassment acceptable and yet your mumm gets deleted because someone else uses inappropriate language. Another problem is Fubar deleting things that point out Fubar’s problems. When some

Valhala Are Waiting For The Warrior, Who`s Die With The Weapon In His Hand. The Biggest Hounor, Sitting At The Same Tabel As Odin
I`v often thinks, what kind of people there are in here. And of caurse it`sb an mirror of the real life. Therfore, i`v been thinking, why give a shit of what others beliwe about me. I`v decided to come out as the real me. If you can handel it`s ok, and if not so what, not a friend of my, anyway. I`m sick and tired of peoples intolerence, ewen it`s me which people says has none, not true. But only for the one i knows and care for. So up yours and Sieg heil. WW WP. Brix Division Denmark. Call me sick and i`ll tell you the truth Call me an hooligan and I´ll prove it to you (FORZA FCK) call me an looser, i`v probelary got more monney than you, shitface. Call me an racist, I`m not. Call me an Nationalist and i`ll bow before you. Call me an peagent, i`m not. My beliwe is full legal in Denmark, so fuck all your Christianshits (Jesus were black, he were born were peoples not white anyway. Try to keep me down and I`ll grow bigger an stronger. Who am i? I`v just discovered, how redic

My Exciting Future!
I've completed all my pre-op requirements & have 18 more pounds to lose & I will have my gastric by-pass surgery & I will begin a new life to a new & healthier me! I'm now walking ALOT..I walk 3 miles most days & I pushe d it a little hard & my right knee is giving me fits but I am doing range of motion exersises & stretches so it is coming along rather quickly.. I had to stop walking for almost 2 weeks to allow it to heal...but I'm going at it again...I use a heart monitor watch that is set to a certain heart rate in which I burn the most fat & calories..this little watch has made my walking alot more valueable to me & my success in losing my weight..This time next year I'm going to be a lean ...mean...fighting machine.. As soon as I get the money saved up ..I'm going to join the kick-boxing gym here in town to further progress myself in getting in better shape..Why am I doing this??? Well 1st & foremost ..I'm doing it for myself.. Secondly..I want to live so I can continue to watch

Funny Stuff
There were three sisters, Molly, Polly and Fanny. They all went clubbing. Only thing was they all had really big feet. This guy started dancing with Polly and said “Wow you have big feet”. So Polly said “If you think my feet are big you should see our fanny’s!” i have a female friend who hasn`t been shy in letting me know that she likes men aswell as women. what is making me wonder is that she has told me she wants me and now today i have found out that she has sort of started getting the same stuff as me (clothes,cd`s,stuff for work)scary thing is she has now also started copying sex acts i have told her i have tried and she keeps asking me for more and more details. should i be scared or what??? D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved

I Rule My Own World
I had to move a whole bunch of my pics to another NSFW folder......someone flagged them as NSFW and I don't believe they are.....so they are moved in there....still open to everyone. The other NSFW folder labled me is closed to everyone except myself....sorry! Well, I decided since I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas I would go shopping yesterday....and it sucked really....sooooo many people out and about....but I got EVERYTHING I wanted and more...LOL I first went to Target to get just a couple things and look for a new pair of jeans....ended up spending $111.11.....got a CD (which I normally never buy anymore), 2 DVDs (Pirates 3 and Jeff Dunham's new Comedy Central special Spark of Insanity....funnier than sh*t), shampoo, bubble bath and lotion (smells like strawberries and champagne), 2 Transformer puzzles for my son (Bumblebee and Barricade...his two favorite ones), some KY in case I need it ;o), two pairs of knee socks for when I wear my boots, and a pair of pink

Love Of My Life
maybe this will work maybe not but all my couple friends out there and ones who might read this blog there is a fantasy i have of hearing a couple a wild and crazy couple going at it over the phone if there is any couple out there crazy, wild and open enough to do this contact me by posting a comment on this blog. you know ur in love when the very thought of this person makes ur day brighter you know ur in love when you wake in the morning and first thing you think of is that person you know ur in love when the air around you feels stagnent when that person isnt around you know ur in love when every time you think of this person you feel like ur on cloud 9 and getting higher you know ur in love when evertime ur around this person or talking to this person he/she takes ur breathe away you know ur in love when you talk to this person on the phone and you can have a conversation without even talking you know ur in love when this person can make you feel more than you are

Uhhh
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN F

Drama Queen Please Read
this lady is a complete phyco. she has been wanting me to come move in with her for a month now. she cant seem to get the idea that i am and never was interested. she lives with 4 guys and always wants to do phone sex. i dont like shit like that, and when i finally deleted her off my profile she went bolistic. all of you that i see as friends and who have met me know what im like and what i just wont put up with. please feel free to check her out for your self. be care full. http://www.fubar.com/user/981395 this lady is a total wacko. that is here link above

Everyday
What the fuck is everyone's problem... It's a fucking game and this is just a fucking website. chill the fuck out... I wanted to like it I really did... they made it seem like it was based on Jessica Alba being a klutz but it was more about Dane's curse. it was still an ok movie but not at all what i expected. I took very little from it except wanting to have sex with dane cook now more than ever

Ballyhoo
One of my very special friends needs some votes if each of us could stop by and vote for him in the contest not on fubar it would be so appreciated...Hes in a band and has asked me to spread the word so click below or copy and paste and it will tak you to where to vote at. I really appreciate everyone who thinks of me to help me and him.... http://defendthebarband.com/vote_login.aspx?BandID=63&Img=Ballyhoo_l.jpg&BName=Ballyhoo

Me
Well I'm happy to report the my weekend went well. The three-ring circus of family and furniture and more family is over. Friday my in-laws came up from Southern Californa to attend a wedding in Santa Clara. They stopped over to visit and we all went to dinner. Mariko as always was head-over-heels with excitedment to see them. Saturday the new bed arrived, at 10:30 we were outside putting 3 coats of clear finish on the whole bed. Nothing like a Queen Sized, 12 Draw Captains bed to keep you busy. During this we had to tear down and move out the old bed. Managed to vaccum the whole room between beds. Taking the old bed out was a breeze compaired to moving the new bed in. Solid wood is HEAVY. LOL. Before we were done, the bed was about 33-inches tall and we had not even put the topper on the mattress. As 11pm rolled around, we tucked ourselves into our new bed, with new sheets, and new comforter. The one problem I do have is I only stand 5'3" and the top of the mattress

Poems
Life is going round and round Spinnning out of control This is the time to just let go Its not about anyhting but me Time for me that is all I need Work, family, friends, and daily routines I give 100% to everyone around me But never myself Time for me that is all I need So I took time away from my life Tried something new and surprising You will find that it oh so refreshing Time for me that is all I need Runaway from my phone and town left it behind for all I needed was Time for me Because I now know I love me Love is a mysterious thing You fall for one Then you fall away You give your all Thats never enough You do the right thing Thats never enough They tell you Your the best Only to let you go So they can play with the rest Why must some throw you away Do they not care how you feel Thats never enough To search for love is endless For its just never enough Or maybe i j

Help
hey everyone how r u all doing today, we were wondering if ya'll have had a chance to read our bulletin "we need ur help" if not could u take a minute out of ur busy schedule to do that for a friend. Thank you very much!!!!!!!

Peach
Hello there all my lovely fubar friends...we have a new leveling and bombing crew in town..Peachcrush80 is the owner and im second in command...If you would like to join..please feel free to hit me in the shout box..or hit the pic below and it will take you to our home page...we would love to have you... Sweet Peach Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar

I Want Your #
i want your number. I bet you won't give it to me.. I don't care if I already have it. Just send it to me in a message. I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years Repost as: "I want your #" if i get your number we could have some fun!!!!!!!!!!

I Thought Of You Today
Not that I have one, but to my future... To my love I thought of you today, but thats nothing new. I thought of you yesterday, and the day before that too. For every day, no matter where, In my heart you will be there.... Today, tomorrow, my whole life through, I will never stop loving you! A kiss is just a kiss till you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug till its with the one you're thinking of. A dream is just a dream till you make it come true. Love is just a word until it's proven to you....

Waiting On
Who calls you beautiful instead of hot? Who calls you back when you hang up on him? Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep? Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you of to the world even when you are in your sweats. Wait for the one who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you just how much he cares about you And how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says "That is her".

Subject Of Many Drunken Nights
Starkle Starkle little twink Who the hell you are you think¿ I'm not under the afflunence of inkohol although some thinkle peep I am I fool so feelish I don't know who is me and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

Away
In 1988 Ron Paul was the Presidential Candidate for the Libertarian party. Here is a personal interview with Ron Paul during that time. He was talking about many of the same issues he is talking about today and with all the same Constitutional values. Proof that Ron Paul is true to his word and has always trusted in the timeless wisdom of the Constitution and our Founding Fathers. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4245169480003136735 But I miss you all....I have a lot of stuff I have to get done right now. I will hopefully be coming back soon! hugs and kisses, ~Lucie

Kids
There should be laws against having children in this country. To many damn women are poppin out 3, 4, 5 damn kids and placing the responsibility on everyone else. I mean c'mon. Do you realize how many children are diagnosed each year with ADD & ADHD? these same kids are fed cookies , candy and soda to keep them quiet and out of their mothers hair while she is out doin some random guy to pay her bills. wanna keep your kids still.... one good ass beating, they will stay still trust that worked on me... my mom kicked my ass i did not move. not even that, you can not get on a bus, train or even walk into a store here without some kid running around and acting a fool, while their parents are roaming aimlessly or talking on a cell phone. damn, if you do some research there have never been any children in history that ever acted up the way they do these days. I think it is just irresponsibility. 1. children will not keep you together with any man. 2. if you don't want them ... then d

Blarg
If you thought my last MUMM was stupid and silly, well.... yeah. IT SAID IT IN THE TITLE! But how the hell is a fight between a Trekkie and a storm trooper NSFW? Did Roddenberry's ashes gather together in space, reform, beam down, get a Fubar account, adn get offended that the trooper was winning the votes?! What the hell? I call shananinigins!

I Dont Get It!
Why is it Men want you to get to know them and when you try they act as if you should be the one carrying the conversation on. When you ask questions all you get is one or two words. I mean if you dont care to talk to me then, tell me dont sit there and humor me cause all that is going to do is get me pissed and more then likely get ya cussed out..... thank you for listening to the Bitch network, Dont forget to tip ur waitress and have a Good Day.... Yankee

Hit-and-run Drivers
What motivates a hit-and-run driver? Somebody knocked my brother-in-law Todd Sayre off his motorcycle early yesterday morning and, in my wife's words, "left him lying in a ditch like roadkill." He's gone -- his organs will soon be enroute to saving several other lives. Not that it would've mattered much, based on what I've heard about evidence of the impact, but what kind of person can't be bothered to stop and make a damned phone call????? How hard is it to find a phone and dial 911? How do I help my wife through the senseless loss of her baby brother? How do I deal with my own anger at this (for now) nameless, faceless piece of human offal? By what twisted piece of reasoning is this behavior OK?

Tothose Involved On The Kdm Bulletin
To everyone involved in this situation. First off I could care a less what he does. This is old news we havent been together in months why all of the sudden this gets brought up is well beyond my understanding.I have left him alone too do what ever he please. So all im asking is for him and whomever else is along with him too leave me alone. As for the well this person is hating on this person and that person is hating on that one well who is it??? Because noone has talked too anyone but 1 person about this since this happened and well shes not hating on anyone. We make bulletins and stickys and then block me from commenting on it. Thats lame as far as it can get. So I cant speak for myself on this as im not allowed. When you got proof bring it on thats all I have asked the whole time is for proof and noone seems too have any. I dont hate on anyone and have not sent anyone too do so. Grow up stop the drama cause thats what this is and move on cause I have..Peace too all and have a gr

The Quarter-life Crisis
The Quarter-Life Crisis It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that htere are alot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may or may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that maybe those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met. You realize that maybe the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you do not realize is that they are realizing that too, and are not really cold or catty or mean or insincere, but they are as confused as you are. You look at your job. It is not even close to what you thought you would be doing or maybe you are looking for a new one. You are realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and you're scared. You miss the comforts of college, of grou

Idiocy And How It Runs Rampant
Last night there were a couple of guys on here that thought that it wasn't appropriate to put children in the primary photo. (Appropriate or not is not my decision.) That being said this is an adult site, the title of this site is Fubar the internet's first online bar. (I know that I wouldn't take my child to a bar but that is me.) Anyway I am digressing: So they started messing with this person that had what they thought to be inappropriate pic. Mind you it was a joke and a lot of people were getting a good laugh. Then someone out of the blue came into this and started calling the guys pedophiles. Even went so far as to try to illicit help to get the guys banned from Fubar. When I went to the person that posted the comments about the suspected pedophilia I basically told her she needed to be on the short bus, and that she needed to read what was going on before slandering people she didn't even know. Why do people make the internet their first priority? I know I may be

Sex!!
Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry

Downrater/military Hater!
This was a bulletin that I had to repost but it made me so mad that I put it here as well! THIS IS WHAT I GOT FOR A COMMENT TODAY FROM THIS FUCKING DOWN RATING MILITARY HATER... HAHAHA IRAQ IS KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BUNCH OF ROIDED-UP BABY KILLING LOSERS!!! I ALWAYS THROW DOG SHIT AT THE TROOPS COMING BACK FROM THERE BECAUSE I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU SCUM AND WHAT YOU DO OVER THERE SO FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE HOO-RAH TITTY SUCKIN BITCH!!! Please show him (?) the "love" this deserves... SexyBeyotch@ fubar

Naughty App
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Do you enjoy Oral sex (giving)? 18.Do you enjoy Oral sex (receiving)? 19.Would you have phone sex with me? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22.Num

Thats It... I've Had It.
ALRIGHT..... You know what??? I'm officially pissed THE FUCK off. You know what burns my ass? And no, not a 3 foot tall flame... the fact that I could actually LOSE good friends due to one person. Well, I lost one of those last night. I'm not gonna name any names, but those involved know EXACTLY who I'm talking about. Its very common to lose friends when you're "dating" or "in a relationship", but wow....I never had it happen to where my friends actually "go away and get rid of me" to try and make me happy, and make things right, and to avoid causing me any more drama. I appreciate it, but if you read in my last blog about friends, you'll remember that friends make me happy... and I refuse to give them up. Well, last night, I tried to send a friend (one in my family) a shout, but it didnt go through, so I was like wtf?? I go to their page to try it that way, and lo and behold, it gave me the "add as friend" link... I was like OH NO FUCKING WAY..... I had an idea what

Can't Get Enough..lol
Blogs seem to be the way to communicate for me and I am shameless when it comes to writing many a day....LOL I'm a scorpio I want lots of attention, and if I feel like I am not getting enough..I blog, or I beg for a happy hour..LOL Thats just me...so just saying Hi again! Letting you know I will be posting more pics later on this evening, so make sure you don't forget about me...:P Hugs and Kisses..:)

Daily Horoscope For 9/25/07
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For September 25,2007 Even if you've got small kids or others who depend on you, today is all about taking care of your own needs. That's not an excuse for neglect, but you can find a good balance with that big brain of yours.

Life Part 18
Ah, it is early morning. I woke up and feel refreshed. I slept well. Yesterday was not such a good day but that is behind me and today is a new day. The weather is going to be beautiful today. Supposed to be in the 80's, just perfect. After talking to Martin yesterday and calming down a bit, my son's principal called me to tell me that she had Christopher in her office. When I see the school district phone number come up on my phone, I kind of hold my breath. He apparently acted up in violin. He was talking and would not stop is what she told me. Then I got a call form his violin teacher to tell me the same thing. We talked for quite a while. She says he is one of her best students but if he doesn't think he is the "star" of the class, the best, he starts acting up. When Peter got home, we had a long talk with Christopher and told him that good behavior is better then bad and we think he would rather make people happy then angry at him. He understands but it is hard f

Nothing Better To Do
im here and been stressing out over family . my husband has been great and all . just wanted to let ya'll know how i been . hugssssssssss my fufriends! im just depressed and got put on meds yesterday to see if they help . for right now all i can say is im here and thats all .

Faith, Courage, Wisdom, Strenght And Hope
We must view life as if each day is the first day of the rest of our lives. We should keep an outlook in our minds about life, as each day is the opportunity for a new start. We must learn to live each day to the fullest, and we can do that only if we learn to accept that we cannot change the past. We cannot stop atragedy from entering our lives. We have to accept what has happened, accept the new person we have become by the tragedy that has entered our life and love ourselves no matter what. No one is perfect. The present is now, and wehold the key to the future. It is time to create the new you. Happiness and success come with persistence and hard work. You must have a goal and work hard. Follow your hearts to true happiness. You must have a destination, a goal and a plan. You are special. You can be anything you want tobe. It is your turn to love yourself. If you cannot find happiness in the present, you will never find it in the future. Those who find true happiness pursue the

Drama...
You are the one who just said that it's only fubar and will not take things seriously...when I am new here I posted a mumm and I told you that I'm just making fun out of it so that I will know who are the people that have sense or not...you told me so many things that you made me believe about your love and all but now it's all fake...and because of your figure of speech that sometimes annoys me because you can't understand it in simple terms...I still don't judge you for that because I am learning to love you in spite of our indifferences...even if I am mean, and yes I am at times but I am observing you, threatening me or saying things that hurts my ego still I understand because I know It was my action then why you have uttered those words on me, but your love is not true as what you said it is...loving unconditionally has no “IF's”, no “BUT's”, no “THREATS”, no “using other persons name”, no “because you did that I’ll do it also”…, its simply love without expecting something in retu

Sadistic & Skull
ANARCHY and I are in a Happy Hour Giveaway we need to reach 50,000 comments each. I know it sounds like alot but with your help we will get there.... So if you could stop by and leave a couple of comments we'd really appreciate it :) ANARCHYS CONTEST PIC: MINE: Also FAN/RATE/ADD the hosts while you're there they are great ladies!! bbG©... Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL, HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT (repost of original by 'Anarchy Skull (§åÐì§Tï© £ìgHt§ mÅ§Tër )Grow Room OVerlord' on '2007-09-24 16:57:35') (repost of original by '† KDM ♥'s Dawn 4 Real † (No Salute No Add)' on '2007-09-25 03:30:54') (repost of original by '§AÐI§TI© LIGHT~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress~Grow Room Entity' on '2007-09-25 03:54:59')

Rip Lil Anthony
Sunday sept. 23 my extended family lost a great member. Anthony Lataster 20yrs old, died from a motorcycle accident. What a wonderful person to be taken away from us, fun loving, always laughing and pranking people. He loved to play in his metal bands, to which he traveled across the United States to do. Some of my favorite memories of Ant are from when we took him with us on vacation for a week to Georgia, and Myrtle Beach. as well as when he gained my permission to scare the hell out of a group of teen girls on my daughters birthday while they were playing light as a feather, he was hiding in the woods and all over the property making noises (scareing myself and my sister in law a few times) then when he popped from behind the wood pile, the twins grabbed a log or something and chased him and his friend all over the yard while he screamed like a girl. Anthony I love you, i will miss you. You were one of the few people that saw me after my seperation that didnt' treat me a

Flip Phone Warning
DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES! A new study has revealed that flip phones have caused very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children. As the photo below shows, it can also l ead to localized pain and discomfort. Pass this on for the sake of all children, please.

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working on my page trying help me level up go add show her lots of love ~*Pebbles*~ CLUB F.A.R.~FU gf of babbysdaddy_2005 & doverpeak~ FU lover to Babydoll Juggalette*~@ fubar new rule ive doing on my page if have aded me as a friend i dont hear from from after that i will deleted u or if your on my friends and never show love your going to be deleted ...sorry sick of helping people who dont help back

Responsibility
It is the parents job to raise resposible children to be responsile adults.Who in the hell said have fun while your young and omitted 'but be responsible'? Work ethics, time management, multitasking. These are things I am trying to cram into my 14 year olds head.I do not want him to be like the irresponsible adults that I work with. The 18 to 25 year old age group. Show up for work on time everyday. Do not call in unless your dying. Think of the next thing your going to need to do while doing the current thing.Doing three things at one time will not kill you.I AM A LEADER! Why do you think that is? GO to bed on time every night if you cannot get your ass up to be on time for school or work. Shower the night before if you cannt get your ass up on time for school or work. Pick your wardrobe out the night before if you cannot get your ass up on time for school or work. DON'T BE A LAZY ASS! I deal with irresposible "adults" at work so it is frustrating to me to see my son be just like the

Abdelradi
I'm simple that's honest, loving and Secure with who I am. I love life and all it has to offer. I'm looking for a special gril that I can hold hands with even when I'm 90, and to see that "spark" in his eyes then just like I did when we met. Im looking for someone to share life with, and to grow old and happy. I love the closeness of family and great friends. Im rich with values, honesty, and the love of family and friends. I love to laugh, cuddle, hold hands, and love to spoil the right man and just be myself. If you think that we can find that special feeling with each other email me and we'll go from here.." So excited about being friends. cant wait you got a friend in me anytime. contact me at my yahoo or hot mail eg_tut@hotmail.comor eg_tut@yahoo.com.. also. stay in touch friends for life ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶

Morning!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! I TRIED A BLOG EARLIER AND SEEMED TO GET SCREWED UP..LOL SO HAPPY TOUCH ME TUESDAY AGAIN! HUGS AND KISSES! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts

Stories About My Life
This is just something in my mind as im staying up all night yet again hehe... but anyway I have gone through all my life thinking why I'm less than others and it was so terrible to get picked on and mocked, for thinking you had friends when in all reality the truth was the ones you wanted as friends wouldn't give you the attention. To be brutally honest I don't want to sound like a completely arrogant individual but I have lived a very rough life, a life of chaos, envy, jealousy, deceat and so much more. As most of you prolly know the hardest thing to deal with in my life was the day I watched my uncle die at 5 years old he decided his life wasn't worth living, and shot himself right infront of me. Could you imagine the pain and guilt that would put a 5 year old through not knowing or understanding why his uncle shot himself while having his brains on your face ? But from then on my life went down hill, i was molested at 7 years old not even 2 years after my uncle killed himself. and

P03try C@f3
I Want You to Know That Miles Away Someone Is Sending Smiles Your Way... These Smiles They Are Not Just For Today But For Every Morning When You Awake... They Are Specially Sent From Me to You For All Of Your Kindness And laughter Too... Just Want You To Know Your Smiles Shine Through And To Know Each Day I Will Be Thinking Of You...

Please Help .....dolphin Slaughter
Sanctuary? The area the Japanese fleet are hunting in has been designated as the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary, designed to help whale populations recover after the devastating commercial whaling of the last century. Many countries were responsible for this collapse in whale populations. Most have since realized the tragic consequences of their actions and now accept, support and promote whale conservation and a complete end to commercial whaling. Modern scientific research does not require whales to die. In addition to confronting the whaling fleet in the Southern Ocean, we are proving that nobody needs to fire exploding harpoons into whales and kill them for science. Our Great Whale Trail research program, in collaboration with scientists from the Cook Islands Whale Research, Opération Cétacés (New Caledonia) and the International Fund for Animal Welfare, includes satellite tracking, skin biopsy, and photo identification of whales. The program has already yielded a vast amount o

Public Service Announcement
*UPDATED* My Public Service Announcement...previously Activist and Liberal Corner Current mood: devious Category: Life Public service announcement... keep in mind I am one man with an idea not the answers... but it is all of us that can find and figure out the truth... --jLove I have been sent here to share with all of you, your reality is not as what it seems. Have you ever heard the statement, "movies do not predict the future." Well that is being proven wrong, whether you know it or not. You may think all these Sci-Fi, the Michael Moores, Mystery/Thriller movies are for you entertainment, its not. You may think after seeing something so outrages and far fetched, it would be impossible to be truth. T.V., Video games, MTV, all media for that matter are placed in front of us as distractions while the rest of the real world continues on, as it has been.These are hidden indirect, subliminal, misleading messages put together to confuse you much like a "magic" tri

New Wiper Blades
Hey Guys, I got a new set of Wiper Blades on my car. I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have ever had that I actually like to watch working. Call me crazy, but lately I have been driving around non-stop with them on, I've even been pulled over and the cop asked to go for a ride so he could watch them work. They were outrageously expensive, but safety is my main concern and like I said, they work great. Let me know if you would like a pair for your car for Christmas.

How To Section, Everyone Welcome
You Need to Kick that Live Feed box back into action...? Click this link please -> http://fubar.com/myalerts.php We understand this is frustrating, but please follow these specific instructions to get your Live Feed Box working properly once again: Please clear all (3) columns by clicking the trashcans circled in the following image (3-5 times) *Please continue to clear each column Even if the column looks cleared. This should help resolve the Live Feed from being empty. If this does not seem to resolve the issue and you have followed the directions multiple times even though its frustrating, doublecheck your settings allows messages in Live Feed and that you did not by accident uncheck anything. You can edit you Live Feed info that shows http://fubar.com/bartab_filter.php?type=mini. Also try cleaning your browser cookies and cache every now and then :D Step By Step On How To Add A ProjectPlaylist Playlist to Your Profile Click on "Add your playlist to myspa

My Life
I don't know why but I feel the need to tell my story. This isn't for rates, pity or recognition. I just feel like telling a story of a man and what made him what he is today. If you wanna read it. Feel free. I was born in Jacksonville, Fl. in the 70's. We lived in what is considered one of the poorest neighborhoods now. My mom was a Hippie and all I really remember about that time was being left to wander around at random parties that she would go to. I know I was younger than 5 but this was my first introduction to drugs. My dad I barely knew. I did know hey was a biker and a painter. Honestly my only real memory of him was him telling me that all men take cold showers. Stupid as it sounds. He died in a Motorcycle accident when I was three. After that I guess it was hard for Mom because I remember boyfriend after abusive boyfriend. I still shudder when I think about that night we spent in the emergency room after a one cruel bastard broke her arm. At this time in the early Eig

Hug Certificate
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m A Hug Certificate for You! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*

My Opinion
To me bouncers and admins have become a bit sexist and have ego trips as they are all better than everyone else i find this happens alot everywhere you go the only difference is this site bans and does stupid shit for the fact that you speak your mind which violates the act of the first ammendment which infacts grants us the right to freedom of speech however it also conflicts with the IPA(Internet Privacy Act) because alot of the bouncers get personal info and give it out without consent of the user nor the participant of this site and thats a very grave crime and i think that a small investigation would really change the way this site thinks cause you cannot tell me that everyone on this site is infact 18+ yrs of age and does follow the rules bouncer or not they are sick, demented, twisted little people, with no ego on or off the cyber world so they try to be cyber world cool and ban someone then degrade there character which also conflicts with another law and people need to just ch

Nothing Like An Orgasm
Nothing Like and Orgasm by Jamie Sidwell There is nothing like an orgasm While gasping and panting for air Your heart beating faster and faster As you run your hands through her hair Your body takes on new strength While thrashing and writhing about Your mouth says words you never say But suddenly those words you shout Can't wait til the feeling starts to climb Want to get there...oh...but wait Your mind starts to play tricks on you Take your time...this journey is great Your love spring starts to flow Warm and sacred and pure You can think of nothing else But how long can this endure Suddenly, there's no turning back Passed the point of no return Can't delay or stall any longer Your reward you're about to earn Here it is...there's no control Bucking and arching...oh please Make it happen...no more time Don't even think to tease Moans and growns...I say your name over and over while fluttering I'm THERE in all my

Metal From My Home Of Finland
Ægir- One of the three sea divinities, the other two being Njord and Mimir. He is said to belong to an older dynasty of gods, for he is not ranked among the Æsir, the Vanir, the giants, dwarfs, or elves, but is considered omnipotent within his realm. Æsir- One of two races of gods in Norse mythology, the other being the Vanir. The Æsir reside in Asgard under the leadership of Odhinn. Listed among the Æsir are Balder, Bragi, Forseti, Frigg, Heimdall, Idunn, Sif, Thor, Ull, Vali, and Vidar. Agnar- Son of King Hrauding, brother of Geirrod. See the story of Geirrod and Agnar. Afi- Grandfather. Husband of Amma. (See Rig-Heimdall and the Classes of Men) Ai- Great-grandfather. Husband of Edda. (See Rig-Heimdall and the Classes of Men). Aldsvider- The horse that draws the chariot carrying the moon across the sky. Alf, Alfs- Elf, elves. This is the name given to the elves in norse mythology. The elves are usually divided into two groups, the light elves and the dar

Booty Call
Fill out and send back to me in private message This Booty Call Agreement ( hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement" ) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 200_, by_______________________, between____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?). The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No aski

Yep I Did It Again!
Yep I went and got my nose done for some awful reason. Mom wanted to get her tongue done and dad asked me what I was getting done so I said my nose and dad ended up getting his other eyebrow done. But now i'm up to 9 piercings. Yay! I've got 4 cartiladge ear piercings, my lobes which are up to a 2 gauge, labret on the right side, my tongue, and now my nose on the left side. I just don't know what to get done next.... Yea so now I'm up to 4 upper cartiladge piercings, 4 gauge lobes, tongue and I got my lip redone. So I'm in a pretty good mood right about now. I just can't wait for my next ones!

I Love My Friends
I LOVE SINGING EVER SINCE I WAS 6 YRS OLD NOW IM THIRTY - SEVEN IM STILL SINGING!!! HOW DO U PEOPLES FEEL ABOUT SINGING??? LET ME KNOW WHAT UR OPINION THANKS!!!! COMMENT ME!!! I LOVE MY FRIENDS THEY ARE MY HEART FILLED WITH JOY * HAPPINESS * LOVE * SUPPORT * LAUGHTER * SMILES * TEARS * I LOVE THEM ALL THEY ARE MY FAMILY!!!!!! MY FRIENDS ARE LOVED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Internet Coach
Title: Internet Coach Here’s just a sneak peak at what you’ll learn from your internet coach: How to pick your product, service, or niche Register a domain name Getting the best web hosting Setting up squeeze pages Building web blogs Configuring your forums Setting up membership sites Dreamweaver & Frontpage for web design Blogging for Busineses Article writing and more So many people have successfully gone through this program with your internet coach before you, that it's virtually impossible for you to fail, unless you fail to work at it! Tags:internet coaching, internet, internet marketing, online business, internet coach, internet training, internet coaching program, coach, coaching Internet Coaching Internet Coach

Thoughtful..
(5) lessons about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times.. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older Afric

Poosluvmenow
GOTTA GO (chorus) GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA HIT THE ROAD GOTTA SEE MY BABY DON'T YA KNOW I'VE BEEN WASTIN' TOO MUCH TIME NEED TO HIT THAT INTERSTATE 65 GOTTA FOLLOW MY HEART WANT TO BE WHEREVER YOU ARE (CHORUS) GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA HIT THE ROAD GOTTA SEE MY BABY DON'T YA KNOW NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER DO JUST WANT TO BE WITH TOU I NEVER SHOULD;VE STOPPED TRYIN NOW ITS ME ALONE AND CRYIN' (CHORUS) GOTTA FOLLOW MY HEART WANNA BE WHEREVER YIU ARE THIS POEM OR LYRICS WAS WRITTEN BY CHIPPER SMITH DARLIN' HELLO DARLIN', ITS SURE NICE TO SEE YA AGAIN TELL ME, JUST HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DOIN' WELL AS FOR ME, I GUESS YOU CAN TELL MY HEART NEVER DID MEND AND THE HURT NEVER ENDS I TRIED TO GIVE MY LOVE TO ANOTHER BUT THERE WILL NEVER BE A LOVER, THAT COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO YOU WHATS

Hope
I'm a caring and giving person. I put the ones I care about before myself. I feel honesty and fidelity are the foundation of a successful relationship. The ability to communicate is also important to me.... I have sent you my invitation, a note to inscribe on your heart. Don’t jump up and shout, “Yes, this is what I want! Let’s do it!” Just stand up quietly and dance with me. Show me how you follow your deepest desires, spiraling down into the ache within your heart, and I will show you my soul. I will reach inward and open outward to let you feel my heart. Let me feel your kiss of the Mystery, sweet lips on my own, every day. Don’t tell me you want to hold the whole world in your heart. Show me how you turn away from making another wrong without abandoning yourself when you are hurt and afraid of being unloved. Tell me a story of who you are, and see who I am in the stories I live and will share with you. And together we will remember that each of us always has a choice. Don’t tell me

Getting Married!
The most happy day in my live was September 5th at 10:47 p.m. after eating some TACO BELL, I was walking with my man back to the house talking shit about life and that I want to get married with him cause a lot of people that we know were saying that I was telling everybody about that (well I kind of was). Well we past where the church was and they have a beautiful fountain and I was kind of exhausted from the walking and we stopped. Then he got down on his knees and he asked me to marry him. I was in shock for like an hour or maybe more!

Getting To Know You
so that you know a lil about me i'm 5'6 with really long curly hair, green eyes that will turn blue and lots of freckles. i'm a tomboy and an artist, but love to dress up as well. ask me anything and you will get an honest answer

Sweet
COME HAVE A BLAST!!! NEW CONTEST...NEED ENTRIES First Place~~7 Day Blast Or 1 Month VIP Second Place~~3 Day Blast Third Place~~A Ticker Message CONTEST RULES 1) No NSFW Entries 2) Comment Bombing Is Allowed 3) You Do Not Have To Fan, Rate or Add Hostess To Bomb 4) All Accounts That Bomb Must Be At Least Level 5 & Saluted 5) Absolutely No Script Or Program Bombing Allowed 6) No Downrating Of Other Entries 7) Blank Comments (spacebar) Are Allowed 8) I Would Say No Drama, But What Are The Odds?? Let's Give It A Shot Contest Will Begin October 8th 7PM CST Contest Will End October 15th 7PM CST I Need All Entries By October 8th 6PM CST YOUR CONTEST HOSTESS: ★☆★ƒreedom ίsnt ƒree★☆★@ fubar YOUR CONTEST SPONSOR: Joke®s Wild™@ fubar Do You Need A Few Good Friends? Check Out These Guys. They ROCK!!! Joke®s Wild™ @ fubar ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar ~DJ Philburg360~

Apples For Megg
He cannot tell his mother he's dying somehow he's embarrassed, ashamed of 26 years of imperfections, of doing everything she told him (even as an adult) not to do he's ashamed for her too, another son to die this way that out of milk white and perfect bones came a perfect cell that would divide and divide her heart into a million pieces , if only she knew his world was every yellow tulip she breathed in april every strawberry whose redness she swallowed in july every song on her lips whose notes slid in tenor waves through her thin skin and lulled him off to sleep again hush little baby, don't say a word she once felt his fingers and toes fluttering beneatht the tight skin of her belly, his straining to open his mouth and tell her everything in the world he knew was beautiful Now he feels an invisible weight pushing out on his belly and his love has no words for nothing in the world he knows is beautiful there's a sta

The Fook With Files
need1more: oh boy ->Psychowolf...: Need1more....I Am Your Father.... need1more: ummmm you might get some of that from your moms ass or maybe some of your ladies ass. i leave evidence everywhere ->Psychowolf...: for they have the same force filled semen of yours in THEM ->Psychowolf...: Or we will trade your Mother and Sister for the same offer ->Psychowolf...: The councils deal stands at this; you give us the force imbued semen in your anus, and we give you two destroyer droids, my lightsaber, and a BANTHA need1more: all come on queer i know you dont quit that easy do ya need1more: i can play your little fucktard game all night. fuck you and fuck them and fuck her and fuck you again ->Psychowolf...: Dont make me put on my robe and wizard hat need1more: council and you can suck my dick. ->Psychowolf...: Master Yoda says the entire council belongs in your anus need1more: been watching to much tv huh. and decided to stick your queer nose into something that

So Friggen Hyper!!!
My brother is on his way home from iraq!! Omg i can hardly contain my happiness! I've been hyper and bouncin off the walls all day! Wow, i cant wait for him to be home! If you dont know who im talking about then check out my pics for a pic of him and check out my pain - 3 days grace blog, its about him.

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements

My Blogging!!!
I posted some mumms tonite. and well the one was about whether i should be upset with my sister becouse she still hangs out and dates these people that have called my sons racial slurs...I did write NI**ER but just like i did right there. Now why a few hours later i get a email telling me it was NSFW and they have deleted and next time i'm deleted all together..umm...does it mean that someone didnt like it and reported it and it just automatically gets deleted or what happened? Is there a rule i freaking broke i don't know. anyone that can share some light on this for me would most be appreciated..thx When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control h

People
ITS MY SELFISHNESS THAT MAKES ME CRY, I WASN'T READY TO SAY GOODBYE. I WASN'T REDAY TO LET YOU GO. I PRAY YOU KNOW I LOVED YOU SO. ITS ME,NOT YOU WHO SUFFERS HERE. I KNOW YOUR LIFE GOES ON,SOMEWHERE. I KNOW THAT I SHOULD CELEBRATE. YOU'VE WALKED THROUGH HEAVENS GATE. BUT STILL I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF YOUR SMILE, YOUR TOUCH,YOUR SPECIAL LOVE. I KNOW THAT YOU HEAR WHAT I SAY. IT'S JUST DONE IN A DIFFERENT WAY. AND,SO I WANT TO SEND YOU THIS- TO YOU,THE ONE I LOVE AND MISS. ALL MY LOVE UPON AN ANGEL'S KISS.

Blog
Just sittin at the computer desk mindin my own buisness when the phone rings.... Dont all good stories start off with something similar? "Hello!" I answer in my ever cheerful gay phone voice "Is this Marleena?"(he said some fuckin name that was wierd I cant remember what the fuck it fuckin was) "Nope-You got the wrong number guy" "Well,,uh...uhm,..Well whos this?" "What?You called me dude" "Do you know an Angie?Someone been talkin to my wife Angie?" "Nah,son..I dont even recognize the area code or number.." "Well someones been talkin to my fuckin wife Angie!..Talked to my wife for 40 fuckin minutes!!"(He said all angry yelly) "Dude,..(I said all dry) I dont even know what your talkin about man" Then he said all calmly-"Well,you need to check your phone bill"- and hung up Good Times. Any time you meet a payment. Good Times. Any time you need a friend. Good Times. Any time you're out from under. Not getting hastled, not getting hustled. K

Computer
Computer Prayer Dear Lord, Every single evening as I'm lying here in bed, This tiny little Prayer keeps on running through my head: God bless all my family wherever they may be, Keep them warm and safe from harm for they're so close to me. And God, there is one more thing I wish that you could do; Hope you don't mind me asking,please bless my computer too. Now I know that it's unusual to bless a motherboard, But listen just a second and I'll explain it to you, Lord. You see, that little metal box holds more than odds and ends; Inside those small compartments rest so many of my friends. I know so much about them by the kindness that they give, And this little scrap of metal takes me in to where they live. By faith is how I know them, much the same as you. We share in what life brings us and from that our friendships grew. Please take an extra minute from your duties up above, To bless those in my address book that's filled with so much love. Wherever else this prayer

Below
de·te·ri·o·rate ..> 1. to make or become worse or inferior in character, quality, value, etc. ..> ..> 2. to disintegrate or wear away. ..> In your life you decide the paths you want to take. Weather it be wonderful or bad , it's all about what you make it. When all is is running smooth and working out according to some kind of invisible plan you feel as if your life is begining to make sense. But what happens when that plan is cut off and you come to realize that it wasn't as smooth running or as great as you possibly thought? Do your dreams begin to deteriorate? Trying to concentrate on the positive, you can't help but let the thought of loosing your grasp on something you wanted so intensly consume you. Will you let it eat at you until there is nothing left of what once was alive. Are you holding on to something that wasn't meant to be? Was this just a lesson in life to prepare you for something to come? Are you willing to take that deep breathe

Farewell, Best Wishes!
I have realized I don't have very much time for this. I rarely have anyone talk to me anyway, however if you to wish stay in touch just leave your e-mail address and I'll get it before I delete this space. Thanks and have a great life, and best wishes. C.J

Im Such A Nervous Wreck!
I feel like just breaking down and then go crawl in a lil hole! My best friend is mad b/c somehow i lied to her, I don't know how but ok! She told me that I picked my son's dad over her but i never did that! I don't understand where she is coming up with that! My baby daddy wants me back but it isn't going to happen he don't even have a place of his own or a job! He's pretty much a loser and lowlife! but hey shit happens right? The only thing i can do is grow from this mistake and when the times come for another child pick the right guy! Not another loser! I had a great guy but we are only friends right now! Which sucks b/c im so in love with him and would do anything for him! And he knows that! And if he ever told me he wants to get back together I would totally run back to him in a heartbeat! The guy runs threw my mind everyday! And talking to him isn't enough for me! I want the relationship we had before! I dunno maybe god will help me out and get that special guy back into my life

Symptom Of The Universe
Screaming at the window Watch me die another day Hopeless situation Endless price I have to pay Sanity now it's beyond me There's no choice Diary of a madman Walk the line again today Entries of confusion Dear diary, I'm here to stay Manic depression befriends me Hear his voice Sanity now it's beyond me There's no choice A sickened mind and spirit The mirror tells me lies Could I mistake myself for someone Who lives behind my eyes? Will he escape my soul Or will he live in me? Is he trying to get out Or trying to enter me? Voices in the darkness Scream away my mental health Can I ask a question To help me save me from myself? Enemies fill up the pages Are they me Monday 'till Sunday in stages Set me free Now I find peace of mind Finally found a way of thinking Tried the rest found the best Stormy day won't see me sinking I can't conceal it like I know I did before I got to tell you now the ship is ready Waiting on the shore. Dare to look

Orgasms On A Plane
Orgasms On A Plane by Ramona Thompson My favorite all time fantasy One that I would love for some lucky man or woman out there to make cum true On my knees On my back or maybe just maybe with my legs wrapped tight around my lover I would't care how I would't give a damn who or when Hell, I would't even need a face or any kind of light to see Just as long as we doing it in public For all to see and to enjoy Hot, naked, and sweaty You can even blind-fold me if you wish All that I ask All that I'm begging for tonight is this Give it to me slow and easy Hard and fast Just do it! Just give me! Oh please! Oh please, yes....give me! Such a sweet, sweet climax The ulimate in the pleasures of the flesh Just give me a lot and plently of..... Orgasms on a plane!

Me
So, I came backto Fubar! -cheers- And, Hannah needs a VIP... So, Hannah is offering some perks if you give her what she wants :D 1. I'll pimp you :D 2. Webcam shows! :D 3. My yahoo username :D 4. Boob Salute! :D 5. SFW Salute! :D 6. Rate your stash/pics/etc! :D Plus!!! You get to see all my amazing new pics that I'll be posting! Doesn't everyone want to see a little bit more of Hannah? :P Step up! Step up! :) P.S. If you'd like something else for a VIP, let me know what you're thinking-- I may be willing to do it :D So I was talking to a guy I know and he said, "You know... I was just thinking. You have a really cute face and a great personality...but if you..." And I was like, "Don't say it." And he was like, "If you just lost weight, you would be so hot." He goes on-- "You know, it's almost like a waste. You're so pretty and such a great person--but because of your weight you won't get as many guys checking you out. As superficial as that sounds. You're ini

Life, Love, And Death
This life is what you make of it, You could be the happiest person or feel like shit, Life isn't as bad as people think, But life moves so fast its hard to blink, Love is an extension of life you do it and you lose, Supposedly you get one person forever but who?, This is the tricky part you continue to pour your heart out just to reveal another failed try, All seem successful for a period of time but always end in the same goodbye, Death is frightening to most and embraced by others, It always occurs one way or another, Some are afraid of dying alone some are afraid of death as a whole, Some have experienced connection between 2 souls, Why do we continue to try the impossible?, Keeping someone happy when your dead isn't possible, You can't really be with someone forever because Death interferes, One day your partner will leave and never come back here. -You know me

People Suck
so close yet so far! I never knew what this ment but now i do somone i love a lot is right next to me now yet i can get near them because of problems I am just tired of feeling this way I want everything to be right and it is not I feel like shit i just want to stop with it all I have a b-day today and i am going to party I have so much to say yet so little time in my life i have so much i want to do yet so little time in my lifetime. I always heard that i should live life to the fullest and i try hard to do that but it becomes 3 times as hard when u have problems and u just want to give up on life it sucks and is not worth it. sometimes i just wish time would stop and i could beat everyone up who has been a bitch. I want to forgive and forget yet with it being so hard I know not what to do i feel happy sad and angry every day it is not healthy. But knowing not what what to do I guess i just suck it up go on living for my beautiful child even though i just want to end it all i just wis

Varied Tech Babbles
While this birthday present has been mostly a source of great joy :) right now I'm preoccupied because it's acting up again. So it goes. "No music" but just as full as it was when I left. Hrm. That's not happy news. Had a look at the support pages on the Apple site, tried resetting it. No joy. A restoring we shall go... after backing some stuff up. Looked for, couldn't find, looked for, thought I found, ... hrm, what's this?... nope, it wasn't... looked for, found something else, used it... erm... anyway, I ran "Disk Utility" on my Mac to see if things were working right because I started having trouble installing the newest version of a program. Disk Utility does a verification of my hard drive and found several problems, of which the most serious was "Invalid volume free block count (It should be 36413940 instead of 36235151)" Now to repair one's boot drive on a recent Mac (with operating system "earlier than 10.5"), one needs to get out the boot CD the computer come

Why?
Why can't a man just say "Hey...I am really diggin u.....will you be my girl?" I mean is that too hard to do? There are so many times that i look at my life and wonder why I made the decisions I did. I got married.....and boy was that a huge mistake....I feel like I have made so many wrong decisions and that is why my life sucks so bad today. I feel like i am drowning in the consequences of my bad decisions. i guess I just feel like and idiot........

Yes You Must Read This
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high pri

1] My First Blog
Ok so I'm still new to this stuff and I wanted to try out the blog section lol. So I think it is SO funny how these....um...I guess low self esteem people will announce EVERYTHING they are doing...I think its hilarious, it makes me feel like changing my status to...going to wipe my ass after I take a shit..... ahhh how relieving that is....I feel better now :) Thanks for checkin' out my first blog. xoxo

You Are My Love
I am in the world to love you . . . to love you and to want you. To need you, to feel you, to touch you, to be with you. I love you in the morning, the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours you are away. I love the old and the new, the sunlight and the shade, the warmth and the cool, the smiles and the tears . . . for it is only because I love you that any of these thigs exsist. I love you because I was searching for true meanings of love that I did not know until I found them in you. Those things I have learned through and because of you. You are all I love. You are my love.

True Events
sirens roar in the night of twilight going faster as the engines streak down the road hearing people yelling for help.. as they arrive they see the flames billowing out of the roof raoring in the dark sky the fire brightens up the night making it look like daytime. rushing in they hear the infants cry and scream.. breaking down each door till they find the infant running into opsticales the see the fire behind the eyes of the wall.. rushing to get to the infant before it is to late they see the mother and father trapped screaming for help they rescue them.. half the crew leaves with the mother and father as the rest look for the infant that they heard crying in the night as they reach the last door they hear the infant one last time crashing in the door they finally approach the infant and rescue the baby. as they try to leave the building collapses and traps all of them in the room waiting for help they dig their way out finding a window t

Just A Random Thought
Well in the short time I've been on fubar I've noticed that i've been hit on by alot of girls. I wont complain hell I like to flirt with females. However I've come to notice one thing? None of the girls i've talked to believe themselves to be sexy? or good looking? I ask myself why when all the girls I've talked to are damn hott? I've also been asking what kinda girl I like. Well its rather quite simple. I like a girl who is herself, a personality is a must, way more so then a body. Looks are good, but personality is better. So if you got a personality feel free to let it out, dont be afraid to be a dork. I like my girl to have a "girl next door" type of personality, just be laid back and mellow. Alright I've noticed that when I talk to people if I havent talked to them in a while and I tell them that I am thinking of them, they always say "no your not." I think about everyone I talk to on here, your all on my mind even when I'm not talking with you. Its hard to not h

Can You Please Help My Gf..
hey all my fu friends please help my wife beat me she needs points. rate all her photo's for me she is ~onetruelovepjl_dal2007~ My gf needs help leveling up. I hope everyone shows her some love and shit. hairangel69@ fubar

Thinking
When your just about ready to give up what do you do? Some people think of the positive out looks and some just try to make it better..If it wasn't for my niece i think i would give up on life..To me it seems i can not please any1. Some how some way i all ways let someone down.My worst fear is that my mom will die and she won't have me there..My mome lives in Alberta,Canada and she is my life and my world with out her i wouldn't have nothing. I was born on my mom's 20th b-day. June 10th of 1987! When i was born i was not breathing. The dr's had to do CPR on me and i was stuck in an inkubator. They realized i was not ready to come out. My lungs were not fully developed yet. Since i was born i have had alot of things wrong with me. i am allergic to over 110 things. i have atopicdertatitse i have really bad asthma and i found out in august that i have sist on both of my overies..And i'm also a risk for cancer just like my mom. I wonder why i seem to get teased alot and get put down by ppl

Come Join The Best Bombing Family
ok if you wanna join a good fubar bomber family that has nice ppl and if you want to meet some nice ppl you can click on this link and read the rules and someone will get back to you FUS-CHERRY-BOMBERS-FAMILY@ fubar

Blah
This is what has been on my mind for the past week and I thought I’d share this with you all. I know this guy won’t read this because he decided he would pretty much delete me off of everything but I hope this will affect somebody in a good way and that somebody might take something good away from this section of my life. A week ago I decided that I would meet somebody from the internet, something I thought I would never do, but I talked to this guy for a little bit and he seemed like a genuinely good guy and quite attractive so I went for it. His name is Alex and he was simply amazing, seriously, too good to be true. He acted like he wanted to be with me and told me cute little things that made me feel special. Although I did find some things I didn’t really like about him, but everybody has something that they do not really like or agree with about the person they like, you’re always going to have some sort of difference. Here Is one…he sort of has this other personality, except n

Born With You
I could lie and say I never saw it coming, but that would not explain the need I felt to hold you on that first day. I was born with you inside me, have felt you all along demanding that I be more than I am, better. I have made myself for you. You are here, finally. © All rights reserved

How Much Are You Worth A Night?
See How Much You're Really Worth! NO CHEATING!! Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [] Blonde - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [] Other-$75 Total: $100 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [] Blue $50 [] Hazel $100 [] Other - $50 Total so far: $175 Height: [] Over 7' - $200 [] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [] Under 4'9 - $45 Total so far: $325 Age: [] 31 to 40 - $100 [] 26 to 30 - $75 [x] 21 to 25 - $50 [] 19 to 20 - $25 [] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $375 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $300 [x] First Born - $300 [] Only Child - $250 [] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [] Last Born - $100 [] third born - $100 [] fourth born - $100 [] fifth born - $546 [] sixth born - $600 Total so far: $675 Drink? [] I did like twice - $400 [] Only Holidays - $250 [] Sometimes - $215 [] YES - $200 [] only weekends - $300 [] Every other day - $50 [

Fire Pit Lounge
Dj Cash Live in the Ace Cafe Rockin out and Gettin Wild. So come on in and Party!! Come Rock out with Dj Lil Wolf Live in the Fire Pit!! Youll hear all the greatest hits from Country to Rock and everything in between!!! Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

New
YUP YOU GUESSED IT....I NEED SOME BOMBING HELP FROM MY FRIENDS!! IF YOU CAN'T STAY AND BOMB AT LEAST RATE THE PIC CAUSE RATES ARE WORTH POINTS ALSO :D 1ST PLACE = HAPPYHOUR OR 2 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE = 1 WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE = 3 DAY BLAST MANY SMILES MANY THANKS &MUCH LOVE

A Lil Something
If you and I were stranded in room all by ourselves with nowhere to go what would you do? I never felt so much love in my soul And no one but you loved me Because of you I laughed and cried, I was reborn also What I had I gave to keep you here I know that saying goodbye is best Suffering, I will pay for my mistake Nothing will be the same, I have to accept it And find the strength in me for this goodbye Go away, I can't bear it anymore There is no way to go back in time Forget about me And let me go on alone with my solitude Go away, go on and tell me goodbye And I will resign myself to go on without your love And I will never understand what happened If there's nothing I can do, go away I'm not going to repent for yesterday Loving you and I know, woman For that love, for always being faithful Today I have to be strong and learn Go away, I can't bear it anymore There is no way to go back in time Forget about me And let me go on alone with my soli

Women And Military Men
Not Sure Who Wrote It... This is for the women that are waking up at 6 a.m. every morning, laying out clothes and packing lunches for those small precious children that they have been left alone to care for. This is for the pregnant military wife wondering if her husband will make it home in time to watch their miracle happen. This is for the childless military wife, living in a town or on a camp alone where she is a complete stranger to her surroundings. This is for the women that feel like a spare part when they go out with their friends and their husbands. This is for the military wife that canceled all her plans to wait by the phone, and even though the phone broke up and cut off every time you spoke to him you waited anyway. This is to recognize the woman that felt like she was dying inside when he said he had to go, but smiled for him anyway. This is for those of you that are faithfully in that long line at the post office once a month, handling 2 larg

Witch Trails In South Carolina
Greetings Sisters, and Brothers, please read this, and send prayers of strength to Rhonda and her family. Thank you, Thunder ----- Original Message ----- From: angelfrombuv3221985 To: BoS-Pagan@yahoogrou ps.com Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 9:35 AM Subject: [BoS-Pagan] WITCH TRIALS CONTINUE IN SOUTH CAROLINA! Rhonda has asked me to pass along a post that she has made... for all pagans to read, to share, and to spread like wildfire, she needs all of the pagans possible to be supportive.. energy, and/or moral support thanks! Heres what she wrote: This is a more detailed account. The more attention I can get on this the better! Please pass around to anyone you think might listen. Thanks. We are unable to go home at the moment because it isn't safe for us there. They are always watching what we are doing and we are afraid of more Police retribution so are staying at my Mother in- law's house, but this isn't home.....so I am trying to get on the computer w

Hey Its Me
Hey I like metal and punk.. i dont liste to emo at all... I like harcore punk... and metal is cool.. I like slyer and other bands and is willing to listen to anything excpt for emo or country... I like my music fast and hard so if you think im a poser your wrong.. But your free to give me your thoughts.. but my friends its all rock and roll to me

Omg Funny Jokes!!!!
Why do men have dumb dicks!? They have a head with no brain, that hangs around with two nuts and lives around the corner from an asshole Man asks his wife if he can CUM in her ear...She says NO I might go deaf....Man replies....I CUM in your mouth all the time and you never shut the fuck up!!!! Why do men snore??? When they sleep on their backs their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock

Where U Been My Love
With the hole night sky dark as black, I lay to sleep dreaming Of you how you are and I think on how,the stars are envys on how beautiful your eyes shine brighter then them. As the roses are nothing compaird to your smile when you are happy I see you as a shineing ray of light gideing me though what I need in life hopeing to hear the sweet sound of your voice to touch your hand feel you even if for a moment. Where have you been my dear love how come i cant see you I want to be near you and feel your heart next to mine a love that with stands all that that has been stood up even with everything thorwn at is, is a love that last forever where have you been my love ?

The Marines' Prayer
Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose in deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt; steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant me wisdom by which I

Marine Corps Nco Creed
I am the backbone of the United States Marine Corps, I am a Marine Non-Commissioned Officer. I serve as part of the vital link between my commander (and all officers) and enlisted Marines. I will never forget who I am or what I represent. I will challenge myself to the limit and be ever attentive to duty. I am now, more than ever, committed to excellence in all that I do, so that I can set the proper example for other Marines. I will demand of myself all the energy, knowledge and skills I possess, so that I can instill confidence in those I teach. I will constantly strive to perfect my own skills and to become a good leader. Above all I will be truthful in all I say or do. My integrity shall be impeccable as my appearance. I will be honest with myself, with those under my charge and with my superiors. I pledge to do my best to incorporate all the leadership traits into my character. For such is the heritage I have received from that long, illustrious line of professionals who have worn

Marine Corps 11 General Orders
There are 11 general orders that apply to interior guard duty that each and every Marine is required to know and memorize. These general orders become a part of every Marine during basic training where they are repeated over and over until memorized. If you are a future Marine, it's a good idea to go ahead and memorize these general orders as it will only make things easier for you. General Order 1: To take charge of this post and all government property in view. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 2: To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 3: To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 4: To repeat all calls f

More 11s For You!
im sick and tired but i wanna rid 83 11s...please respond if you want or need em, im going to be in just a very few....its 12 05 here in indy so leme 11 you up so i dont waste em,...speak up please i thought id give it a shot...a contest that starts @7 fubar time(25 minutes from now)the link is on my page in comments i cant Stephanie Lynns Page so... Here She is... If ya can come help for any length of time...its 2 contests in one...most rates or most comments.... so if ya only have time for a rate ...it will be truely appreciated...Ill be going to bed very shortly after this 2 hour bomb fest but anyone who votes for me will recieve a party time gift from me tomorrow.....Thank you for your help

Thank You:)
I'm back! :D I wanted to say thanks to all my friends... sweet comments, messages, gifts. I am indeed feeling a lot better. I don't SOUND better, but I do feel better. My energy is returning and the fever is gone.:) And please don't make me laugh, cuz the coughing spells last 5 to 10 minutes sometimes. The worst of it though? Let me tell you... try being the only adult in the house, lose your voice and can't even fuss at your 4 year old cuz he thought it was funny... when he whizzed on the carpet!!!! Ack! Again, I say... grrrrr MEN!!! lol I carried a notebook around when I lost my voice, wrote messages for the Kota (10 year old) and he would tell Jesse, "Mama said..." Wow! It's been fun to say the least. (Note the sarcasm.) So, anyway, I've been bad. I think I have bronchitis, but my feelings for doctors keeps me from going where I need to. I keep stalling. I don't like doctors. *crying* I know, I know... set the example for my boys. But, anyway, I will get there eventually.

The Creed Of The United States Marines
THIS IS MY RIFLE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.... My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.... My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.

Odds, Ends, Pics, Etc....
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out 14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your C. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but

Life Part 17
How does a day go from being great to not so great? I worked all morning and got my project finished and was feeling really good. I was talking to Martin and we were cut off by MSN yet again. Or, he got mad at me, I am not sure? I hope it was msn and not the other. I was all dressed and looked nice to go out to dinner and then Peter calls me to tell me that I would be the only woman if i went, the other person backed out. So, I decided not to go since it was going to be a business dinner and I didn't want to sit there with a bunch of men. So me looking cute was for nothing! Instead of going out to a nice dinner, I had take-out and get to work on Quickbooks since I was given the disk and I have to return it in the morning. So I am home alone yet again. Yes, my kids are here but they are off playing right now. Sorry if this is a little "oh poor me", I was just all excited earlier and it is as if my bubble was burst. By whom? Pick a person. Ciao~

A Pussy Poem
Pussy Poem by Melissa Moon Why I'm here - To put myself about To spread myself over the net I want to Slowly, honeysweetly, Ooze and trickle over the globe, Into hidden places I'll never know about. This pussy is out for globalisation. Coarse black hairs Grow round it. Jagged, Zig-zagged They cover the rocks Of a pulsating abyss. No warning sign among these rocks. No "Beware ye who enter here!" A hot Niagara Without Viagra Cocks are finite, limited, "The end is nigh". They are the limit; The end is what they are about. "Stand and deliver!" Cocks are displayed "Stand and surrender!" Exposed in their fragilities Threatened with exposure. Cunts promise, suggest Intimate infinity. Infinite irregularity, Infinitely off limits, Put fear in little eyes of men: Magical, limitless, Delicate mysterious, My cunt is wild chaos, Kali's black chasm Guarded by rocks of bone: "Just as all colors disappear in b

Lorena
Lorena (Woman cuts off husband's penis, later throws it from car window) it lay in my palm soft and trembled as a new bird and i thought about authority and how it always insisted on itself, how it was master of the man, how it measured him, never was ignored or denied, and how it promised there would be sweetness if it was obeyed just like the saints do, like the angels and i opened the window and held out my uncupped hand; i swear to god i thought it could fly

My Bar Tab Is $465.00
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n

Pictures
What I am about to write is not intended to offend any of the women on fubar. A friend told me about fubar so I joined, over the past couple of weeks I have seen more bra's and panties then I have ever seen in my whole life. When did it become ok for an 18 old girl to put out a picture like that for all the world to see, when she turned 18. That's not a good enough reason. Is the reason because that's what men want to see? I'm sure most women would like for men to carry and give birth to children but there not trying to figure that one out to help us, so why give them what they right up front. If putting that picture out there is what you want and it gives you power and your proud of it then that's being a women, but don't do it to get more fupoints because fupoints won't ease that feeling you have. Again this is not meant to offend anyone just wanted to share my thoughts no matter how fucked you think they are. good day and god bless

My Bar Tab Is....$260 (have I Ever Lived? Lol)
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n

Mpg
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kinda makes you proud to be American, right?

Explode Together
Time and space Separate us Yet I feel The Burn Her skin so soft Lips like roses Deep within me I feel The Burn Longing so deep A thirst I can’t quench She does this to me The Burn Laughter across the crowd Perfume upon the breeze Reminders of her bring back The Burn The drive to go Close the distance Needing to feel The Burn Together we fall Within the comfort of each other Arms and legs wrapped around The Burn Our bodies dance The special dance of a couple And for a bit we relive The Burn Todd A. Wilson July 24, 2007 Explode Together Small touches Big reactions Fingertips Upon my chest Cause my heart To flutter With anticipation A light kiss Upon my lips Lead to another And another Each more passionate Fanning the fire Our fire My hands Flow over your body Feeling every contour Memorizing every soft line Our breaths Become ragged Shallow Lips move about Tasting each other The cheek Neck The soft space Betwee

This Is Why I Dont Have Many Friends That Are Girls!
I dont have many friends that are girls because 90% of them are dumb asses. I never go out I stay at home with my kid everyday of my life. If you know me you know that I dont do drugs I rarely drink and that I have my kid everywhere I go. I might have a free night a few times a year. Despite this dumb ass bitches still feel the need to talk about me. I dont purposely see another girls man but if I do why get mad at me? Im not your babys daddy, Im not the one who has broke your trust, Im not commited to you in any way.If you cant keep your man at home thats your problem, maybe you should spend less time talkin bout me and more time tryin to please your man. Why does girls always get mad at the other girl and their man gets away with it? They will hate me whether I really did it or not for the rest of my life so how could they go on lovin their man? Half the girls in this town hate me and Im glad they do cause I live in reality and they clearly dont. If you got a man you dont trust guess

Bad Things Come To Good People
you know... you wait you whole life to figure just a few things out. when you do, in an instant, its gone. it doesnt say goodbye. then.. you figure something else out and are so fuckin happy you cry. tears of joy. POOF its gone in an instant. might have been a dirty look, might have been a rude ass comment, could have even been a lack of concern. but needless to say its gone. i hate this. i hate it so fucking much. i hope what i figured out teaches me a life lesson. im never going thru any of it ever again. been crying for 3 days now. not that anyone gives a shit... im just blowing off steam. i hate you.. fuck off.... you made ur bed now you can lie in it... i dont want to hear anymore sob storys of how unhappy you are.... BITCH.. IM FUCKIN MISERABLE, but i carry on happy and chipper, so no one can see what im really feeling... a big FUCK YOU FUCKER!!! HAVE A GREAT FUCKING LIFE YOU JERK.... october Current mood: exanimate Well, here it is october and the g

Why??
I Believe... I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and

Marking My Pics Nsfw
OK WHO EVER IS THE ONE THAT IS MARKING SOME OF MY PICS NSFW , KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF OK...THIS IS AN ADULT SITE , IF THERE IS A PIC THAT YOU DONT LIKE , GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE !!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN YOU ARE MARKING THESE PICS , AT WORK , HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I DONT THINK SO !!!!...GET A FUCKING LIFE AND WASTE YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING ELSE OK. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND WITH ADULT CHILDREN !!! BETTER YET GET THE HELL OFF FUBAR AND GO BACK TO MYSPACE

What Brought You ...
what brought you to Fubar/cherrytap in the first place?? such as similar site link, friend from real life, online friend, comment site link?? personally i was dragged here from a bdsm site by my friend casey... he was like "go here" and i did... lol ... i'm glad i did though, i have a shitload of fun meeting everyone here and talking to you all ... and of course taking pics lol :p i know i get pissed off at the site at times, we all do, but we're all still here so that's my other question... why are you STILL here? lol me... i'm here cause i'm a showoff :p lol i like having somewhere where everyone can see my pics lol ;) your turn :p love ya, Sin

Sexy And Yummy Stuff
I’VE NAMED MY WEINIS I'V E DECIDED TO NAME MY WEINIS! EVERY GUY DOES IT EVENTUALY,SOME MEN NAME IT AFTER OTHER MEN(WHICH I'VE ALWAYS FOUND KINDA GAY...UNLESS U R GAY.THEN I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE.)NAMES LIKE WILLY OR PETER,JR.OR THE OBVIOUS...DICK. OTHER GUYS CHOOSE SILLY NAMES LIKE MINI ME OR DORK,PUD,CRANK,HAMMER,DODE ETC. ...AND OTHERS NAME THEM AFTER ANIMALS LIKE *LOOK @ THIS PUPPY* OR *THIS IS MY HOG* AND THE OBVIOUS ONE EYED SNAKE. ME I DECIDED 2 KEEP IT SIMPLE AND CALL MINE "SOMETHING" A BEAUTIFUL WORD THAT FITS N2 ANY CONVERSATION OR SITUATION THAT COMES 2 MIND, AND TURNS THEM N2 NAUGHTY ONES. HERE ARE A FEW EXAMPLES: If SOMETHING isn't right...its on the left. If SOMETHING is under the bed...your husband/boyfriend came home early. (also applies 2 SOMETHING in the closet,behind the curtains or couch!) If SOMETHINGS gotta give...it gave @the office,in the elevator,on a plane 2 new york,etc... If SOMETHING comes over you...I apologize , I just couldn't hold out any longer

Lessons We Learn...;)
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or (learn. They bring you an experi

H.o.g./mc Member Tags Available Now
Official Member Tags are available to H.O.G./MC Members any member wanting one send me a Fu Mail and I'll get one to you right away here is an example of what they look like http://images76.imikimi.com/image/images_full/10644076.jpg

In Love
J'ai été ainsi patient pour savoir le résultat, les mots vous disiez toujours la répétition dans ma tête. Mais maintenant je biseaute crois que ce que vous dites pour aucun effort a été fait à la fin du jour. Son tout ou rien comme je disais dès le début, maintenant le temps n'est venu pour que nous partie, après que toute cette merde vous reste à mon coeur. Well after a week of not knowing what the problem was we are speaking again..i had never felt so sad...communication is they key...we will finally be meeting in june 2008.. nothing is going to keep me from him.. Well I've finally come to the conclusion that long distance relationships DO NOT work...Sure it was still fun getting to know this person, the hours spent at the start chatting camming etc no grudges there but i think for it to keep working communication from both parties is the key lol.. How quick and easy is it to IM the other just to say hello, sorry im a little busy right now? I tried and it took 20 secs...and still n

Happy B-day Princess!!!!!!
I LOOOOVE cooking. Especially when my lil one is "helping" LoL She'll be 8yrs old tomorrow, and I can't help but wonder how many more of these fun days I have left before I go from SUPERDADDY to DROP ME OFF AROUND THE CORNER. LoL I guess I'll just have to keep enjoying it as I have for the past 8yrs. I know how precious these times are and that they'll never happen again. Every one is different and special. I hate the fact that I dont get to be with her everyday. Times like these make me, if only for a second, wonder wether or not I made the right choice in leaving her mother. Then, I quickly gather myself, put on my happy "I did the right thing" face on and keep on trucking. I know I'll never agree with my own decision 100% , but I know that 90% of me knows it was the right choice. I keep telling myself she would have suffered much more if I had stayed and been unhappy and fighting with her mother all the time. My bitterness towards my x-wife would have swallowed me whole and destro

Shout Box With The Jerk
->Thumper TH...: your a fucking fraud dave ->Thumper TH...: so why dont you go call up your booty buddy tell him to get his strap on and fuck you in the ass like you deserve ->Thumper TH...: what the fuck ever dude your the one who is never going to win never going to get the girl and never going to amount to anything Thumper TH...: lol your never gonna win and your pussy crying ass will always finish last Thumper TH...: lol yea u di shes the same girl who left the comment on your last blog ->Thumper TH...: i dont talk to anyone named funky munky you need to get your damn shit straight dude Thumper TH...: your an ignorant moron your the guy with the bleading heart that feels sorry for all the girls and will say anything for a peaice of ass like your doing now Thumper TH...: Funky munky cut and pasted what u said to her and u said she was a good friend of yours amber i mean imaginary person ->Thumper TH...: i dont beat on woman but your the one thats not in his right

Leveling
yes i have a long way to go but even when i add stash or rate people i still get no love is there a reason? i was just wondering if i stink or what please stop by and add some rates to my page help me get a boost to try to level thanks andrea

Dear Employees
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the F___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting B__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the F___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasibl

Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."