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Hehe Payback Baby
I'm thankful for not having boobs thrown in my face all the time by offensive and indecent breastfeeding mothers like the ones below:Wait...Well, this is a bad example. Let's try again.Hmm...Just a minute. I'm sure I can find better ones than these...Eh, still not offensive enough. I'll check one more time.That is better. LOOK AT THAT! I see about a half inch of boob. DISGUSTING.UGH. Look at that indecency! She must be from some third world country to be exposed like that!Now that's just...There are no words to descripe how inappropriate that is. Something needs to be done!But why stop at breasfeeding women? There are boobs everywhere. Beware! If you thought the above photos were offensive, you WILL DEFINITELY be offended by the photos below.Not this one, though. This one was in plain view on news stands and in mail boxes in 19 countries world wide!Not this one, either. This one actually won an award!
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Funny
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better th
Get It On !!!!
Dumb Shit People Say...
This was said to me hours before I was stood up. For about the third fuckin time this week. "In just a few moments, we will be covering the press conference from City Hall, downtown Fairview Heights. We will bring that to you live, as it happens." (OK, I'll bite. WHEN THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU BRING IT TO ME LIVE?) (this was asked to my by a 27 year old mother of two, whilst I was ...well...doing dishes.)
Settle
nothing left but hurt and pain..the ones that want me are the ones i don't want the ones i want are the ones that don't want me..its not so bad someone wants me even if it is not the one i want, not so bad to be loved even though the one that loves me is not the one i love, wont be the first time wont be the last time, i settle!
Nsfw...please!!!!!!
The Goddess
Hmmm
Have You Ever Wondered... Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes????? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the o

Those Who Touch Our Lives
Remembering Ginger A soft full tail, exquisite eyes, Soft purring at the door, Playful swatting, frequent naps, Toys strewn across the floor. With gentle rubs and playful purring You made your presence known And, knowing you were always there, We never felt alone. You loved it when we scratched your ears, We swear it made you smile. We could never stay angry with you, We couldn't if we tried. The soft sweet purring now has ceased, No gentle rubs to greet us, Just memories of a special friend And good times are all we see. Although we miss you dearly, we'll try not to feel so blue, Because we know that there's a heaven For special cats like you. Ginger....You're In Our Hearts Always
Sexy Daddys Gurl
Help a sexy new friend level up...shes too fine and you can always use a new friend right? Just click the pic and rate and fan and add her will ya?...MUAH! *Daddy's Gurl~Proud Member of the Confederate Bombers Family*@ fubar
Dancing The Dance
This just about says it all.... This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard w
My Nsfw Pics Are Closed
I have closed my NSFW pics intill further notice intill i see ppl that actually are my friends to come help me. i want to win this contest to get a vip come on help me out!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=783474&i=3654326554
Penehoff Lounge
Another Poem
It was 12 AM the phone rang. Half asleep I answered the phone “What are you wearing?” said a deep, sensuous voice I was ready to hang up the phone but was intrigued by the voice on the other end and with out thinking said nothing “MMM “ I hear him say “Now close your eyes” he says And I did as he said Tightly closing my eyes I hear him breathing, almost feeling his breath on my light brown skin “Can you feel my lips on yours?” he asks The answer yes barely passed my lips I was aroused and it seemed to heighten with every breath he took “Can you feel my tongue on yours?” MMM Yes I hear myself say almost surprised by the sound of my voice What was I doing? I didn't’t know this voice I heard on the other end But again I was intrigued by that deep, mysterious, sensuous voice With my eyes closed shut I felt his tongue and I smelled his sweet breath on my mouth Squeezing the phone in my hand I hear his voice again “Do you feel my lips around your nipp
More Poetry
When I close my eyes I think of you. Just the thought of you makes me wet. Me on top of you riding you slow savoring every sensation. Your hands on my breast rubbing them softly. I lower myself so you can suck my nipples.Mmm I'm so wet now my hands between my legs, eyes closed shut thinking of you. You turn me over on my back legs are put on your shoulders. Ahh that feels good. My fingers moving in and out as I think of you. Your looking in my eyes as you slide in and out of me. My heart is racing even faster about to jump out of my chest. I'm now on your lap moving my hips back and forth. Screaming your name as I move my fingers in and out getting closer to orgasm. Moving my hips faster. Moving my fingers faster. I'm moaning louder as I get closer. Ahh yes I say over and over. I came all over as my eyes closed shut thinking of you
Singal Dad
If you have haters read these maybe one will work for you. 1. Let your haters be your motivaters. 2. Behind every successful person is a pack of haters. 3. You can hate on me, because that just means I am 2 steps ahead of you. 4. Thanks to all my haters for making me feel so famous, bcause love me or hate me you still know who I am. 5. Jealousy fueling haters since the begining of time. 6. If you wana hate me it's cool. Take a number and get in line. If you have any leave them in the comments and I will add tham to the blog.
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Some Boys...
IMF!! right now i'm watching the Foo Fighters new video. its so AMAZING! just like them! omgosh. if you get the chance go onto youtube and watch. definitely worth it! love IMF!! my ex-bf is trying to get with my ex-bf. and he's like rubbing in my face. and he keeps bragging about it and all.
Made Changes To Profile
To everyone. Just want to let you guys know that there are some changes that were made tonight. I hope that you guys like it, and have a great weekend.
All About Me!
Sorry ... I been so busy lately. I've been working my ass off to save money to move, so i'm moving sept. 1st and than i will be on more often. In till than have a drink on me!! Oh by the way come check out my website Why do I just want to scream! scream out of anger, really really loud so that I am heard. Why do it I hate this? hate everything! I just want to know why I am living? What is my reason of being here? What is my reason of being what i am? Why I am so nice when I was born in hell? Why I cry so easy when I should be tough. Why life is so hard? Why people are so quick to judge? Why when I drive on the highway all I can think about is running into a brick wall going 90mph? Why all of my girlfiends has kids and I don't? I want to know why! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY! Everything in life is so hard to understand! I going to SCREAM, because I don't understand, scream even louder because I will never will. Should I give up now? Take the easy way out? Not like my life is going
Wildcat Trian
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U Know What U Want.....
All I ask is for anyone who talks to me is to be honest with themselves. I am & always will be. I can tell u in a few words what i love to do & what i love to be done to me. BUT, as usual, I have a couple of people out there that instead of being honest with selves, they try to be something they're not. I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR GAMES UNLESS I PLAY THEM IN THE BED WITH SOMEONE. I just do not have time for head games, or anything else if ur playing around. Hell, i can just as easily get on a chat line and be lined up with guys to go out with left & right. So, if ur into games, FUCK U & THE HORSE U RODE IN ON! Play with another!!! FROM THE ONE & ONLY~~~TEXASBITCH
Tribute To Our Fallen Service Men And Women
Veronika Viiison
As some of you know, this weekend was my daddy's birthday. The big 50. I took the wonderful billion hour plane ride from Quebec to California to be with my family to celebrate. I got in early this morning at around 3am...I think. I'm sooo screwed up time-wise. Which is more than mildly annoying because it took me awhile to get back on Quebec time after the summer. But, that aside, the visit home was nice. I got to see alot of family that I haven't seen in years, got to answer a thousand and one questions about why I'm going to school for political science and not acting. Which, I guess you guys on here wouldn't know -- but it was thought by many in my family that I would end up pursuing the arts and not politics...not that I'm not any longer pursuing the arts, it's just not a main focus and they're surprised by that. I don't know why. You'd think they'd be happier, a family member involved in actually changing things instead of simply memorizing lines and looking pretty...sheesh :)
Agervation
Agervation have u ever been so avervated with people that you just want to start bitching everyone in sight? But you dont you take it out on the ones that mean the most to you then you feel like shit after words. Thats me right now and because im who i am i'm comein here to blog and so i dont say something i know im going to regret saying after its all done and over with. I've gotten to the point anymore that i cant stand being around people because looks or anything has just about set me off. Small things and big things just upset me and i cant express it becuase its no anyones fault really its everyones fault even mine. Specaily when someone is asked about something or asked to do something and all that happens is not a damm things. It's really agervateing to the point that even the smart people are being stupid and to all stupid people they all need to be shot. Am i saying that everyone needs to be shot no but damm it dont take many people to think things over and to get things righ
Help
I would like to thank all of my friends and family that helped me in my VIP give away. It was completed successfully with a day and a half to spare. You are all awesome!!! Anytime you need any help..you know where to find me. ((HUGS)) to you all.
All Hot Men Give A Holla
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hi people i love to do alot of things like blowing, walking an tha park going meetting people talking to them ,i like going to atlantic city,i like taking picturs of me and my family and friends. i work six days a week installation and repairs,miniblinds, verticalblinds, shades and all other window garments.that is just a lil, about me.
Vampire's Breath
Today I smiled at a stranger and he walked in front of an on coming car. I felt no guilt nor remorse about his demise. The only feelings I seem to be capable of feeling as of late; have been those of anger and the cold sting of hunger. At first I fought the desire to sink my gleaming razor sharp teeth; into the soft yielding tissue of a human. That has since changed and I do what must be done to ease the gnawing hunger that seems to lead me from day to day. I stayed awake much longer than I should have this morning and was slightly burned by the beautiful rays of dawn. I must feed a little more to make sure my careless indiscretion does not leave any lasting marks. On my way to my favorite hunting area I met someone who intrigued me. He was ever so handsome with jet black hair and seductive eyes. My senses warned me right away that he too was a walker of the night. Smiling, he reached out to caress the cool soft skin of my bare arm. Wishing for nothing more than a moment alone with
My Poems
My body wants more of such love. Every night my heart shivers with lust. With his gaze down at me, I smile to him above. Having him hold me within his arms is a must. For it pains me not to feel his touch. His fingers trail gently down my pale, soft skin. While he grace's my throat with gentle kisses, but not too much. Why is it that passion sometimes feels like a sin. Though deep within it feels like heaven. My heart wanting more and more of him. He's almost like a sweet chocolate craiven. I will do anything for him, even hang from a cherry tree limb. While beneith me awaits hell itself. I will await for my knight in shining armor. With bare hands and cunning intelligence, he will rescue me himself. And then after he will proctect me with his rubber. From there on we shall live forever after. Everyday I wander what my life is worth. I wander why I am here on this Earth. Will there be a day where I can finally understand? Or will they always stand there and make a d
The Love Of God
I want to ask a question: Why? Why is there so much suffering in the world, if God is a God of love? Why do we face so many problems in our home and in our work, if God is a God of love? My mother taught me a passage of Scripture when I was a little girl: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" John 3: 16, NIV). But how do we reconcile that with all the trouble and suffering in the world? Many people thought that the fall of communism in Eastern Europe would eliminate war and that we would have world peace-that our problems would be solved. But we still have war; we still have hate. We still have pover­ty, disease, loneliness, boredom,psychological prob­lems, unemployment, racism and starvation. And we wonder why. Some people turn to drugs and alcohol to escape. Millions of people are depressed; they cry out,"The bottom has dropped out of my "world!" And more and more people are committi
Friendships Online
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com WHY DO I FIND AFTER IVE ENDED A FRIENDSHIP THAT I AM BITTER, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF THE FRIEND THAT HAS BETRAYED ME RIPS AT MY HEART AND SOUL SO MUCH , I FIND MY SELF WONDERING , IM A NICE PERSON I GO OUT OF MY WAY FOR PPL, WHY HAS THIS UNJUSTICE BEEN DONE TO ME? IN TIME I WILL FORGIVE BECAUSE MAYBE THAT THE WAY PPL ARE, BUT I WONT FORGET, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A PATTERN OF BEING THIS WAY, ONE THING I WILL NOT TOLERATE, LIARS,CHEATERS AND THIEVES, I DONT NEED IT DONT WANT IT. HOW IS IT THAT FRIENDSHIPS ONLINE AND OFFLINE, ARE BASICALLY THE SAME? SO-CALLED FRIENDS TELL U ONE THING AND DO ANOTHER. OR SAY OH NO I AM NOT DOING THAT(MEANING THAT THEY ARE UNDERMINING YOUR OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS ON CERTAIN ISSUES OF THE CERTAIN DAY. SO CALLED FRIENDS IN A ONLINE SETTING,IS THE SAME, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR INVOLVED IN GROUPS WHERE YOUR PART OF THE ADMINISTRAITIVE PROCESS,YOUR BOSS WILL BE TELLING YOU ONE THING WHILE DOING ANOTHER, LIKE FOR INSTANCE TAKING A
Happily Divorced!
How ironic is this? My x-husband and I got married on Sept 13th 2002 and or divorce was official Sept 13th 2007. I was 5 months pregnant when we got married. It was not because we were expecting a child that we got married but that is what sped things along. We planned our son, but in away maybe we should of got married and then planned on having our son! Does not matter the sequence we were very happy! At least I thought we were. A little over a year after we got married I came home from work. Did the whole family thing and then put my son down for the night. Went to spend some time with my husband and our of the blue he asked for a divorce. I was in shock and amazement. Here we are barely married over a year, a week before Christmas and a month before our son was to turn 1 years old. I was in total shock. I began crying and asked if we could go to counseling, what can I do to fix this and so forth. Thinking it was all my fault. Nothing was good to him and t
Contests
I KEEP HAVING THE SISTER ACT SONG IN MY HEAD FROM SISTER ACT 2- ~~IF YA WANNA BE SOMEBODY ,IF YA WANNA GO SOMEWHERE, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND PAY ATTENTION! SEEMS PRETTY FITTING IN THIS SETTING,HMM
Even Something Beautiful Can Make You Bleed!
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For Those Who Serve
GOD's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other st udents were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor ev
Pluto Gone Mad.. Lmao
Friends
my best friend Big Papi needs alot of points to level up. will you rate him please and help him out. you will find him on my family list. can you go to missdallas (she on my fan list) and rate her, fan her, add her(tell her big papi or oneluckygirl sent you) once she does comment as many times on her pic miss dallas is on a roll. my buddy needs 7000 comments on the photo to win in five days. please i didnt tell a friend about my fubar account because i didnt know if i was gonna keep it. I wanted to make sure it didnt interfere in my housework and now im sure he knows i have it as i have a friend request from him. i want to say im sorry i lied to you but i wasnt sure if i would like it or keep it and i only joined cause he told me about it and i wanted to see what it was about. im sorry i lied but i just didnt want to say hey i have an account and then delete the account. but now i have decided to keep the account.
Good Deed For The Day!
Morning everyone..hope all is well with everyone. Bombfest for two weeks, so I will be bombing with my family for most of the day again. I was so under the weather last night I just had to pass out. I am feeling 100% refreshed today though..:) In case you guys were wondering where I was on a Saturday night..LOL Well Help to level Piedaddy needs 2300. So if hes not on your list, stop by his page, rate fan and add him, and lests see if we can't get him to the next level. :) Click the pic PieDaDDY@ fubar Wouldn't it be nice if this sexy girl logged in and was already leveled? Dang I think that would be awesome...Help her out would ya? Add her fan her rate her, whatever you can do..before the big fest comes around..:) If you can...Hugs and kisses to all...MUAH click the pic and do what you can ..:) ~Natural_Witch~@ fubar This ravishing witch is still looking for help with her level. I have to bomb for my family, and can't help right now, but can you help her
A Little Late, But Well Said
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent
Random...
So anyway, i went to sleep at like 10 last night... i was up at like 1am friday morning :p , what a way to kill your own friday night, lol.. i meant to go back to sleep but ended up talkin to people on here... tonight i have to go out though, whether tyr likes it or not, he had his 21st this week and i'll be damned if we're going to stay in all weekend after that... well unless it's all in the bedroom, which it obviously isn't since i'm sitting here typing this lol... so anyway, that's my weekend so far... lol... how's yours??? Sin
Bombfest Contest Link!!!
AFTER THE CONTEST STARTED I WAS HIT WITH THE REALIZATION THAT THERE ISNT A WAY WE COULD WIN BECAUSE WE ARE NOT MANY BOMBING AT THE TIME WE NEED IT BADLY AND OTHER TEAMS ARE WAY AHEAD SO I HAVE DECIDED FOR OUR FAMILY TO DROP OUT AS A FAMILY IN THE CONTEST I HAVE DECIDED UPON DISCUSSION WITH THE GIT-R-DONE FAMILY WE WILL HELP THEM IN THEIR CONTEST IN ThE BOMBFEST AND THEY TOLD ME WHOEVER OUR BEST BOMBER IS WILL RECEIVE A WEEK BLAST FROM THEM FOR HELPING SO THERE IS AN INCENTIVE FOR ALL OUR BOMBERS TO BOMB THEM AND GIVE IT THEIR BEST SO PLEASE HELP THIS FAMILY...MUCH LOVE & RESPECT CANDYRAIN I know i have dropped us out of the bombfest do to lack of bombers and when it started we werent getting anywhere near as many comments as the other teams do to them having more family members than we...i asked git r done if they wanted our help and they could use it many of you may not realize that git r done also has the people that have helped us out b4 the nighthawks they just went back to the
Morning
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Silent Prayer
A day in my life. I wake up to an alarm, telling me to live. Time to get up, time to forgive I look at my clock, its barely morn I roll over and I am blinded, by the dawn I can barely move, my head is heavy So I lay and wait, until the urge of coffee I rise slowly, but surely To have someone yet again yell at me I slowly stumble, across the room The blinding light, hurts but feels good It makes me smile, this feeling Feeling like life returns. I come to my PC, look at my screen Yet again, someones yelled at me. The voices, will not silence me Never quiet, never letting me be. I try to smile, say the right things All I do is the opposite, causing more stings The voices get louder, every thought I turn on my music, like I was taught. The voices get in time, to the beat Starting my blood rage I jump to my feet. I scream in anger and pain, Why must today be the same? I look down at my hand, broken and bruised Something tells me, I'm addicted to this
Racist People
Whats Wrong??
Engaged
hey everyone its me i finally started a blog and thought yall should know i just recently got engaged to crazyangel here on fubar and i love her to death we have been sein each other for 5 months now in real life and decided it was time to pop the question. well here i am tellion all you Fubarians the good news
Pics
i was wondering what i would need to do to be able to put more pics on rather than waiting to be leveled up which i am only at 13 and i need to get to 16, can anyone help me with this? please i am asking all my friends and family and fans
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! If you want to be the best Silver Surfer in town, you might need to spend a bit of money on silver body paint. But don't worry, that's not my only tip: I don't want you arrested for indecent exposure. Why not find an old pair of jogging clothes or shorts, then spray paint them with some silver paint. Whatever paint you use, be sure it is non-toxic and safe for your skin. Next all you need to do is find a nice surf board! Having the best Silver Surfer Halloween Costume is sure to win you some points. Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Halloween costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations
Hot Or Not
Thoughts Of Hate
I don't need your forgiveness I don't need your hate I don't need your acceptance So what should I do I don't need your resistance I don't need your prayers I don't need your religion I don't need a thing from you I don't do what I've been told Your so lame why don't you Just go Die mother fucker die mother fucker die I don't need your prison I don't need your pain I don't need your decision So what should I do I don't need your approval I don't need your hope I don't need your lectures I don't need a thing from you I'll be sorry when I'm old You're so full of shit man Just go Die mother fucker die mother fucker die Boom I don't need your forgiveness I don't need your hate I don't need your acceptance So what should I do I'll be sorry so you've said I'm not sorry Bang You're Dead Die mother fucker die mother fucker die Die Out of my mind, gun up to the mouth No pretension, execution, live and learn Rape and turn Fret not fam
Plz Help
plz bomb this pic as much as you can he is going for a happy hrs
Its Out There
Have you ever just wanted? Wanted to be loved?Wanted to love someone so bad you can taste it but know that you never will? I have and let me tell you it sucks. I have loved many people in my life but the ones I wanted to love me back never did they just pretended to. Does anyone really know what love is? You can't find it in a book or on TV. Someone once told me that the only place you can find love is in your heart. I belive that you can find love in a good friend. I also know that if you can't be best friends with your lover that it will never work you should find someone eles. As you can tell I have had my heart broken so many times that I don't think I belive in love anymore. But I do belive if you are truley loved then you are a very lucky person and you need to hold on to that love and don't ever let it go.I know I sound sappy but let me tell you I know what love is and I know what love isn't. So I guess what I'm trying to say is if you have found that special someone hold on cau
Happy
i have finally found the love of my life my forever mate the woman of my dreams and of my reality she is my pack mate and best friend my soul my confidant me heart my love her name is Dani and today i promise to love and cherish her for the rest of my existence even after i die my soul will continue to belong to her and i will be forever hers
Frenzied
Thrusting hard and deep Slowing teasing as I steep Long sweet breathless kiss It is these that I miss Heart pounding soul screaming Rapture flooding Short quick stroking stop Slow deep enter I'm on top Arching moaning mind exploding Wet and warm, wildly creaming Internal escape to you External explosions too Twirling writhing wanting Moaning growling screaming Ectasy rendered As I seem frenzied by Jo 9/14/07
Womanhood
Something to look forward to. HAHA We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. This is a Trip! It's real! Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherh
Madea/ I Don't Like You
Madea / Ole Skool
Madea / Drop It
Copyright & Misc
USING  ANOTHER  PERSON’S  PICTURES  WITHOUT  THEIR  PERMISSION  IS  ILLEGAL,  AND  CONSTITUTES  A  VIOLATION  OF  THE  LAW  —  IT’S  COPYRIGHT  INFRINGEMENT  !!!!!
Poetry
Emotions, to many to count all in my head screaming, yelling, and they all have questions. I have no answers. I’m just as confused as they come. I’m always wanting but never getting. It’s so close I can almost see it. “NO”, they say. “You can’t have it.” “Why?” I say. They turn away. “Why?” They don’t look me in the eye. “Why?” I cry. It’s so close I can almost see it, touch it, smell it, and taste it. Make it stop. I think too much. It seems like all of these things are just clouding my head. What do the want from me? I have nothing to take. I hold on to my pride, that you cannot have. I hold on to my love, what’s left of it anyway. “It’s mine”, I say. I give and I give. What’s left? What’s mine? You take and you take. Your pockets full, seems busting. Your hands are full of me, my life, my fight and my light. My eyes full of hurt, fear, and disgust. My heart is running on empty. The sign says no more, stores closed, and your credit
Madea / Don't Hurt 'em
Dawn
in august of 2006 i started to being all alone i had no friends,familydidnt want me around, the grandchildren that i have as a hurtful way my 2 son stopped me from seeing them then in the month august they stoped me from talking to them on the phone so once again all alone.had a husband still married seperated for 3 years the is with someone now so once again alone.i have two mothers but once again all alone. until i found furbar and now im not alone i have friends. when you have very few real friends. there is nothing better than the friends that mean so much to you than your friends on fubar. the ones that you hold real close to your heart. even though you don't meet the person. they you more about you and understand you better than the friends you see.my close friends are the ones i talk to every day on fubar. i like for them to know just how much they mean to me by sending them comments every day to let them know just how much they mean to me.
Natural High
Music
I am in kinda of a confused situation. Well about 2 yrs ago my grandfater passed away that I was really close to. Since then I have been helping take care of my grandmother that has had 3 strokes and 2 heart atacks..B4 my granfather passed he sat down and talked with my mom, and I. He told us that ever since my grandmother has had these strokes she has not been the same. Well its true cause her memory is worse and all that stuff. Well he told us he wanted us to sell the house and put her in a home or have her into a home because we have done so much, and he did not want to be hard on us..Well everytime she goes to the Dr. for checkups or just test she puts on a big front and tells them everything is ok and she is fine.I don't see how the dr/s can see through this. Well we can not talk to the Dr.s and tell them whats best or move her in a home because she will not give us the power of attorney to be able to make suggestions or to do anything in that nature..SO I am just confused on what
The Journey Of Life (the Pregnancy)
OMFG IM GUNNA BE A DADDY IN LESS THAN 7 WEEKS TIME N IM COUNTING THE DAYS AWAY ALREADY, IM SO EXCITED I COULD SCREAM, ALL IM ASKING FOR IS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS ON FUBAR TO SEND THERE ENERGIES N WELL WISHES TO ME N RAVEN AKA MOTHER RAVEN, THANX
Ranting
I want to make my profile look cool, Cool background,etc. How do you do that? How can I give my profile a nice update, some personality, things like that? I should check the support lounge probably , but right now I don't have the time. Rant more later. I don't know what to do when money is so tight and it seems like I'm the only one really legitimately trying to make ends meet. There are bills piling up everywhere and it doesn't seem like we'll ever get them all paid to date. We sleep at way different hours of the day and that is starting to bother me too, I'm a sleep at night mode, and my partner's sleeping in the middle of the day. I guess that's all for now as I have to do some things and then get ready for work. What else can I say? Kendra, I really do love you !!!! Everyone should visit and check out Pouncing on Acceptance on Fubar. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52431 hopefully you can just click tht link. Just do it.
Rofl Yay For Retards!
bottom up... today's winner: Fila lmfao! ->KinkStar S...: lol my boyfriend's next to me, he said for a thousand, he'll do it Fila: fine 1000 ->KinkStar S...: what part of i'm not a cyber whore and fuck off don't you understand??? Fila: wut bout 500 ->KinkStar S...: i'm not a cyber whore either, dear Fila: i will pay u ->KinkStar S...: you can fuck off now, thanks ->KinkStar S...: what the fuck makes any of you think that i want to fucking cyber? learn the fucking difference between a chick with hot pictures and a fucking cyberslut Fila: wana have cyber sex ur hot as fuck guess he didn't wanna cyber with tyr :p he went away after that ;) ~Love y'all ~~~Sin
Bomers, Non-bombers & Dale Earnhardt Fans
By flybynight1980 HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, AND ANYONE READING THIS. OUR FAMILY CURRENTLY HAS A MEMBER IN A CONTEST AND COULD USE SOME HELP. PLEASE COME COMMENT ON THE CONTEST. IF YOUR NOT A BOMBER JUST LEAVE 25-50 A DAY. BUT IF YOU CAN PLEASE BOMB HER TILL YOU MAX OUT YOUR COMMENTS. HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST. By flybynight1980
Wanna Come Look And My Eyes
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE WENT AND DONE ENTERED A GIFT GIVEWAY NEEDS 12K FOR A 7 DAY BLAST WHOS WITH ME !IF YOU WITH ME CLICK BELOW AND COME HELP
Fubar
Somehow it seems that when the kids need you the most is when you are busy. Ironically that is always when they need me lol. I do want one more tho because when they get older I will then have 3 of them to support me. :D
Help Me Out Rated Me ....
Just-A-Memoryhttp://b.pcb3.fubar.com/68/98/1068986/tn_3931302454.gif">@ fubar
World Full Of Haters
nothing in this world pisses me off more than someone you is so simple minded they feel the need to hate on another human being just to make them feel better about themselves. what makes a person feel they have a right to judge someone else, do they like when people judge them, when they are criticized, or humiliated, or made to feel that they dont have a place in this world. When you hate on someone it just means you are simple minded and ignorant to everything around you. This is a huge world with so many different little worlds in it, all different, but all the same. beauty is in everything aound us, beautiful is how you choose to see it. until we become a perfect person in a perfect world we have no right of any kind to judge another person, to each is his own!!! i don't know that i feel better after that rant but i sure hope i made someone think twice before they open their mouth.
Vikityyyyyyyy
Masters And Their Submissives
What It Do
A Cocky Bia Employee
A cocky BIA employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old Indian. He told the Indian, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old Indian said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The BIA employee said, "I have the authority of the United States Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on Indian land." So the old Indian went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the BIA employee running for the fence and close behind was the Indian's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!! The old Indian called out, "Show him your card!!"
Off & On Today
Well will be off and on today. My little girl has been sick. She was running a temp this morning and still is. I took her to the doctors today and she has tonsilitis and the begining of bronchitis. She is on anti-botics. Which is good I guess. But I will be off and on. Hope everyone has a good weekend!
Help Me! Lol
ok i'm like 11.5k to level... who's out there that didn't rate my SFW's yet? lol seriously, i wanna level today and it started out SO damn good, and now it's slowed to like this snail's pace... i know someone out there's got stuff to rate me for (blogs, stash, sfw pics... anything!)!! please help me out guys ;) love y'all Sin p.s. yeah i know i'm demanding, but i'm cute dammit, that's gotta count for something!!!!
Show Some Luv
Is It A Job?
Image Hosting - Photo Sharing : u should be aware since u "love" ur friends so much that u r the ONLY friend on this downraters page, so if u dont want people 2 think its YOU behind the page, i suggest u remove this user ...fubar.com... just a heads up... iff you think ive down rated you plese let me no il be shure to prouve you rong thanks This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9.
What Would U Do ?
Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Name one thing you like about me... ________________________ I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Make Out with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none On a scale of 1-
A Blog For Jenn Lol
I aim to please so have fun. I just never know what to write in one of these things, so I'll just say the short time here has been a blast so far and I have checked out many wonderful looking females. Thay all seem so cool. I hope to have the chance to speak to or...sigh...even maybe meet some of them someday. Life online is a bit of a pain in the ass especially going the fwb route somedays, but it beats the alternative of not doing anything or meeting anyone ever. Gonna go out tonight and get my fun on, catch y'all when I get back. Hope to see some comments, even if y'all just tell me it's a lame as s blog lol. Y'all be well and to those so inclined, blessed be
R.i.p Uncle Joe
Hi my name is Tabitha and today i am writing about my uncle joe from missisippi. He was a wonderful man he would give his shirt off his back to help u. I got the phone call today from my mom about my Uncle Joe. He got on top of his house to cut down a limb and fell off. He stopped breathing they rushed him to Gulfport Mississippi to the hospital. They did a cat scan and said it didnt look good and he may not make it. Within an hour i got another phone call saying he didnt make it. We dont know the funeral aggrangements just yet and i wont be able to make it cuz my vechile is broke down. This burden was on my heart and i wanted to share it with everyone.
Who Would Date Me
Body: This is called the " Date Me " Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Name one thing you like about me... ________________________ I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Make Out with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] granny panties [
Love
You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel. I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone but i can tell you what it is for me love is knowing all about someone and still wanting to be with them more than any other person love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself including the things you might be ashamed of love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you. The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to let it come in.
First Fubar Blog
This weekend was pretty tough, emotionally. Monday I found out that my ex boyfriend knocked up the woman that we had the 3 way experience with. I gave that to him, and a week later he breaks up with me, and now he tells me that he got her pregnant. He had been ignoring my texts, and so finally I ask him if he was dead, or if he was with someone now, that's when he came back with I was not sure how to tell you, but...I honestly did not think he could hurt me anymore than he has, but he did. Then, today the guy that I've been waiting on, I finally told to basically go f*ck himself. I ask him a simple question, because it's been a month since we've been together, and over a week since I've seen him, he can't answer straight. I ask him if he's missed me at all, straight yes or no answer right? He says he does not know what he is feeling, or thinking. He is using his problems as an excuse now. I told him that he does know what he feels, but he chooses to ignore them, and chooses
-random-
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.. The turbulence is awful and things go from bad-to-worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane and wails "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare .. riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle .. unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time........ No one moves................. He removes his shirt................ Muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps...................................
Quizzes
You scored as Earth, You are the element Earth. You have strength that can daze the people around you. But watch out - when your in one of thoses moods you tend to let people know about it! But your kindness and beauty is all around, and thats what people like about you.Earth90% Water70% Fire40% Air35% Are You Earth, Fire, Water Or Air?created with QuizFarm.com You Are a Soy Latte At your best, you are: free spirited, down to earth, and relaxed At your worst, you are: dogmatic and picky You drink coffee when: you need a pick me up, and green tea isn't cutting it Your caffeine addiction level: medium What Kind of Coffee Are You? You fit in with:Spiritualism 100% spiritual.80% reason-oriented. Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in y
Sucks
sorry everyone that i have not been around but i just found out that my mother just passed away and i am trying to deal with it i will be back later though,,,,,,,,,, well my computer will be gone for a couple of weeks so i will not be able to get on for a while but i will be back soon to rate everyones pics ago yeah when peolple put things on here to share with others why is it that a lot of u have to be so jugemental, i was only asking a simple question and a lot of u think i am going to do it because my man told me to, i do not do what my husband says i do what i want so if all ur going to do is bitch on my comments then stay away who needs to have a bitching contest or even for that matter have a debate with someone else on everyone elses mumms or blogs

New Members Of The Flybynight Family
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Name Versions
My So Called Life
Well I am single again....very sad actually...I was just so stupid....how I let this man back into my life is beyond me....I don't know what the hell I was thinking...:-(
Misanthropykerrys' Rambles
Hi, Guess if you are here, you are then curious to know who MisanthropyKerry is! My name is Kerry, I am 37 yr young gal from Pennsylvania. Currently attending school to obtain my assoc. degree in B.A. I like having fun, making friends, and chatting! I consider myself to be open, honest and quite friendly. Aint nothin' wrong with flirtin' If I'm not on FUBAR, then I am probably off reading emails, playing in paintshop... or dealing with the real life issues.. So for now- heres to making friends :) Huggles Kerry
Thank You All !!!!!
Slaved
10 Sex Questions Every Woman Should Ask Herself
1. What do I really think about sex? We women are supposed to be so empowered these days—in command of our careers, our bank accounts and our sex lives. But if you grew up in a home that taught you sex was shameful, those old messages could be living on in your subconscious, mucking things up in the bedroom. They certainly did for me. To start tackling my sexual baggage, I made a list of all the negative messages I’d received about sex and then wrote positive ones next to them: “Only bad girls enjoy sex” became “Every girl deserves to enjoy sex.” Then, when one of those old thoughts entered my mind—in bed or out of it—I had a positive one ready to replace it with. It actually turned into a fun bedroom game that served a dual purpose: getting me over my hang-ups and getting me in the mood. 2. Do I know my parts as well as I do his? A common lament I hear from women is “He can’t find my clitoris.” We expect men to know where the sweet spot is, but can we give t
Fireman Sex
FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? ! "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE. :-} Enjoy your day!
My Contest
im in a sexy tat contest if could please come by and show some luve it would be much appreciate.. rate the picture cuz its worth 10 comment and drop some comments just follow the picture and do what you do best love and kisses
Mmmmm A Kiss
Blog
boohoo nobody loves me im a big baby everyone pay attetion to me or i will cut my self boohoo i am so misunderstood boohoo i just want to die boohoo