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Contest Help Me!!!
I'm in a contest & need some help! I need at least 10,000 comments & 200 rates... So, please take a little time and help me out! IM IN A CONTEST RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE 1ST OF JANUARY. PLEASE HELP ME BOMB MY PIC. DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. THAT WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATED. LOVE YOU GUYS. ILL RETURN THE FAVOR SOME HOW I PROMISE. DANIELA HERES THE LINK: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=493452&albumid=726255&i=3062308710 I AM IN A CONTEST FOR A 3 MONTH VIP!! PLEASE HELP ME OUT PLEASE!!!! HERES IS THE LINK...IF YOU HELP ME OUT I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=806823&albumid=986645&i=492933819&idx=0 THANK YOU DANIELLE
Come Join
Hey Everyone that is local...I would like to invite you to join me and Steve up at Down The Hatch North in Mt Morris On December 22 at 9PM for their Christmas Party.It should be alot of fun...And it would give me a chance to meet alot of you...I hope to see you all there :-)
The Man
So 881039 just had his mumm entitled 'Bald Beavers' nuked when someone complained that it was nsfw. I missed her name dammit, but she obviously belongs back on MySpace. Why am I writing this? Because in the highest and mightiest possible way, she chewed out all of the commenters as well for 'not knowing what nsfw meant. Then she reported the mumm. Funny thing is, there wasn't a single direct mention of human anatomy anywhere in the mumm. I personally was commenting about Canada's national rodent. I think I voted nay to shaving them because they really need that thick pelt, especially at this time of year. So why did the mumm get deleted I wonder? Any suggestions? Did anyone catch that miserable whiny bitch's name?
Auction
Ok i'm going to auction myself off here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 2 weeks to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you our your friends are in. make you morphs or pic merges or comments,help you level friends ect... The bidding will start Thursday 12/20/07 @ 12pm est and will end 12/26/07 12am est... Please fumail all bids winner will be announced Thursday 12/27/07 Ok i'm going to auction myself off!! and here's the way it's going to work.... NO REAL MONEY involved at all!! This is all out of fun All you need is fubucks (which will be spent on the winner). Now the winner will own me for 1 month to do with me as you see fit (within reason remember this is for fun) rate friends, stashes, bomb contests that you or your friend
Glenn Beck
Today I recv'd my autographed copy of Glenn Beck's book, "AN INCONVENIENT BOOK" I can not wait to start reading. He is the best!
So Whats The Complaint?
Woman accused of groping mall Santa AP - 8 minutes ago Sent 597 times DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.
Paaaartyyyyy!!!!
December 28th, 2007 I'm throwing a kick a@# party, bring your own alcohol, and whatever else, send me a message to get directions, please forward this to all of your friends. Party starts at 7-8pm. There is a fire pit in the back yard, and a loud stereo system with plenty of music, hip hop, techno, and lots of rock. My property is gated so there is not really any worry about cops, they can't come through unless they have a search warrant. :D Come on and have fun!!!
Chapter 26
Thaughts....
looking 4 love?...ull find [some]sex...looking 4 sex??...ull find [some]protitute....looking 4 prostitutes?...go participate on the auctions on fubar....dixit!!
Add Yourself To My Guestbook And Kisses To Me!
I have been On Fubar since it was Lost Cherry and have left twice before and found my way back and starting over. I guess I always came back because of the "real" friends I have on here. But now I am at the end of the road. One of the people I trusted and thought wouldn't hurt me has betrayed me and turned people against me. I thought I could get through it and ignore it after i blocked him but enough is enough. I am sick and people that are close to me including him knows I am and I can't take the stress he is putting me through on here.   I won't mention his name on here because unlike him I won't do that to him. All I can say is he has threatened me, called me horrible names and has gone as far as wish that my illness takes my life. If that isn't enough he is dragging my name through the mud and I have done none of the things he is saying about me. Maybe if I was in better health I could stand up to him and deal with it but I just can't anymore. He is buying friends of mine on her
My Blog
Well where to start? okay summer finally made its sweet time to northern idaho. Thank you summer. Me and Robert drove the Cadillac up here about four months ago from Phoenix. Things here are so....quiet? Simpler for sure...alot of time to reflect? self-torture? whatever.. About an hour ago I was told my grandmother was put in a group home and that it would be pointless sending a christmas card, or anything for for that matter to her because she has no idea who i am....still I put the card with the others to be sent out today. It is almost impossible imagining her without memories of me...even at the age of 92. I am so angry with my family for allowing my grandma to go...to be taken...from her home for over 50 years...not to live with other family members (what family does...) fuck no, let strangers take care of her in a strange place...i am so ashamed of my family. When she passes, I will have no reason or interest to ever speak to them again. I wasnt told till now because the family
Nic For Auction!!
THE PUREST OF ANGELS IS BEING AUCTIONED OFF, AND IF YOU DON'T SEE THE NEED TO BID ON THIS AMAZING GIRL , PLEASE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!! NOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NIC IS THIS SHE IS TRULY AMAZING! SHE PUTS EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HERSELF, SO LET US TAKE THE TIME TO PUT HER BEFORE US!! SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE SHE CAN GET, LET US JUST OVERWHELM HER!! SHE IS TRULY THE PUREST OF ANGELS! PRIZES FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ARE AS FOLLOWS: -- > ALL PICS AND STASH RATED -- > 5 SFW WORK PICS, SALUTES/POSES, YOUR CHOICE -- > WEEKLY PIMPOUT BULLETIN FOR 1 MONTH -- > PIMPOUT PERMANTENTLY IN MY BLOGS -- > FU-OWNED BY _____ IN MY NAME FOR 2 WEEKS -- > YOUR PROFILE LINK ON MY PROFILE FOR 1 MONTH -- > AN AUTOGRAPHED SHIRT SENT TO YOU ALONG WITH A PIC OF NIC WEARING IT! -- > A SFW PHONE CALL, UP TO THIRTY MINUTES! RULES: -- > SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE! -- > NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. -- > THE CONTESTANT RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. --
Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
Someone U Love
Kevin Smith Ripped These Sentiments Right Out Of My Head...lol
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that h
Videos
Ello Fu Family, Well tomorrow im going to be going into surgery -sigh- more scars to add to my flawed dorkalicious body. I think im replacing my wants of tattoos with multiple sizes of scars, weird huh? lol. The past few days my arm has been hurting and I had no idea why so i went to see my doctor. Come to find out one of the titanium plates in my neck has come loose and shifted. For those of you that dont know me nor my past, I was in a rollover and broke my neck. It all happened in 2004 and was paralyzed for 5 months of that year, now almost 5 years later it bites me in the ass lol. I should be home in a week or maybe even less if all goes great but knowing me some BS might happen, just my luck right haha. Please dont feel sorry for me because this type of thing will be part of my life till I die and im ok with that, its part of life. Not everything is rainbows and butterflys, just gotta smile and hope for the best in the end. I hope everyone has a great week while im gone. Love a
Remembering Victoria
Remembering Victoria REMEMBERING VICTORIA Life may deal us some unexpected blows, sometimes, which completely blindside us. The day can begin absolutely normal for us. Granted, each person's definition of normal' will vary from one individual to another. When we get up in the morning our minds are clear and all the thoughts from the previous day are, for the most part, abolished. We get up with a new attitude, hope and outlook for the day. We expect this day to be, somehow, better than the last; if in fact the previous day was harsh. But we don't give up hope. There is always hope. I remember one particular day so vividly in my mind. It's a day I will never forget. Even if I tried too, my co-workers won't let me. Someone needs to remember; and I may be the only one who does. Besides, I don't think I would want to forget. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me that I am human, that I have a heart, and that I am not the stone-hearted bitch I thought I had become. I reported for m
Hott Is Done!
first i wanna thank all the members who worked hard to make the hott bombers work!! due to lack of participation hott is folding!!!! bdc
Boobies -vs- Willies
family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
Love..................
Update!
Well, just heard from the doctor and the yolk sack that is missing from my baby is what makes up the central nervous system and brain for the baby... meaning i would lose it in a few months or have a stillborn. So this friday i am going into the hospital to have it removed. then i can concentrate on the other things that are going on in my body, oh goody... thanks to all my friends and please keep me in your prayers, i really think it is helping :) love to all, suzy
Hott Bombers Is Gone!!
Needs Help Leveling
Haha Ideas
a quote from dr samual lumis of the movie halloween" evil is real and is in the form of the most innocent eyes" evil can be stricken from a person but a child is neither good nor evil because it knows no better and once a child is shown how good evil feels he wil become pure evil over time evil does exist but not in one form but many these are the self holdings we find relivent god is but a name for a great being no one religion is correct all are based on one thing being kind to your fellow man no mater his or her religion we are human and have faults religion is an idiocracy used by people to find solance in ones self and his or hers life and beleifs we use religion as an excuse not a salvation when you do harm unto yourself or a nother you ask foregiveness of your god or your devil or your enemy it only alows you to find solance and self evidencing salvation i am no scholar but i am a phelosepher in my owne righthence forth religion is both good and bad no matter the religio
Love
"I do beseech you of your pardon for too much loving you." -William Shakespeare "To love at all is to be vulnerable." -C.S. Lewis "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be." -author unknown "Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air, clad in the beauty of a thousand stars." -Christopher Marlowe "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing'd cupid painted blind." -William Shakespeare "You never lose by loving. you always lose by holding back" -Barbara De Angelis "All you need is love." -John Lennon "I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson "People love others not for who they are, but for how they make us feel." -Irwin Federman "Love is not what we become, but who we already are." -Steven Levine "Love is patient
Lmmfao
OMG.... I just heard the finniest story and HAVE to share this... apparently this is the best prank ever. Someone ..who shall remain nameless... had a gay ad posted about him somewhere with his phone number, and called my room mate thinking it was her. OMG I need to know who did this they deserve a night out on me! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard.. I have been laughing non stop.. damn i wish i would have come up with something like that.. it is priceless.. so whoever you are please let me know and i will gladly take you out to dinner myself! I LOVE YA!!!!! LMMFAO
Contest!!!!
To All Members, Guests & Staff of Storm's Haven: The first person to bring in 15members to Storm's Haven will get 45k Fu-Bucks. Make sure to tell the new members to let me know who invited them. And once I get my finances straightened out, I'll buy that same person a one day blast. Get out there and get us some more members to join our family!! lol Storm. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735
It's Not Worth It Anymore!!!
Well people, I have had it!! I am tired of Fubar causing issues in my personal life. Mari and her friends and finally drove me over the edge. They have decided to take some very personal pics that I sent to her, and put them in a Homosexual Wanted add with my cell phone number. I have a new girlfriend now, and I don't want this to ruin my relationship. Mari still has a private folder with pics of me that she refuses to delete. Look at my page, I have nothing of her on it. She has shown that even though she is with another man, she still is not over me. Unless someone can give me a good reason to stay, I will be deleting my account once my VIP is done. payneja01
Nothing Special
I had knee surgery the day before thanksgiving and will be off work until no earlier than the first week of January. Sitting in this house, raining outside, bored out of my mind. So, I thought to myself, why not write a boring blog for people to read or ignore. And here it is. However, I really have been able to keep up with old episodes of ER. Which it turns out, has become one of the things I really look forward to. From 10am to noon, that is what I do. Anyhow, I hope everyone has a great holiday and remember me, sitting here bored, day after day. I will write more soon, count on it. Boring or not.
For Neenee
The Queen needs more friends and fans Lots and LOts of LOVE....come check her out, and leave some love while your at it NeeNee Da Queen - Happy Holiday's!@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by ♥ JeNn ♥ Door Girl for Centerfolds♥The Sisterhood♥@ fubar
Drivers
What is up with this? Can anyone just drive the damn car? I don't understand why the blinker lever is so elusive to some people. I for one, would love to know if you are going to turn, or get in front of me, and if you get in front of me, you better be doing my speed or faster. And if you are going slower than everyone else, you need to stay in the lane all the way to the right. Not only is it polite, but it is the law. Also, If you can't go 60, then take the back roads, we are on the freeway because we need to get where we're going quickly. And if you can't drive in the rain, stay home, call in sick, whatever. Don't get out on the road and create a bunch of road rage. One more thing.....learn to merge. One car at a time, it isn't that difficult. If you can't figure it out, give up your license and take the bus. OH.......and use the acceleration and deceleration lane for what it is for. You should be able to be doing the speed limit at the end of the ramp, and likewise, y
Friendship
Friendship . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart
Enrons On Every Corner
Enrons everywhere, on every corner, even in the white house, now a word from our sponsor!! ANY AND ALL COMMENTS WELCOME AFTER VIEWING THIS PLEASE. One of the obvious differences between Democrats and Republicans is the role that religion plays in their presidential campaigns. For instance, every Democrat, while pretending to believe that “separation of church and state” actually appears somewhere in the Constitution, must also insist that religion plays an essential role in his or her life. But just about the only time you see them going to church is when they’re posing for the cameras while addressing a black Baptist congregation. What’s more, when questioning these people, the liberal media kindly limits itself to a yes or no question regarding the existence of God. However, when the candidates are Republicans, you might get the idea that the members of the MSM were boning up for their theology exams. Is Huckabee too Christian? Does he actually believe the universe was
Singer Dan Fogelberg, 56, Dies Of Cancer
Attn Staff!
Are You A Sex Freak?
What To Do
If You Had Me Alone
"IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE"
Some People
are selfish
Check It Out
Y are we so blind as to see the problems today? We treat our education system poorly. Our elected officials are usally are as bad as can be found in the local jails. We will give to save the children of another country, but let the homeless of america go hungry. We are flawed. I too am included. I am just tired of the stupidity of everyday life. I just want to vent, and since the odds that some one will read this b4 they rate it are nill, i will vent here. fasten yer seatbelts and hang on, it'll be a hell of a ride. Kobra- I  Hate At&t. they are f'ing morons. They are billing me for a collect call, and I haven't had the # in 3 years. After more than 10 calls to the less than helpful customer support and many claims that i would no longer have this fraudulent bill, I feel its time to become a pain in the butt. I Do not have any at&t service, and haven"for as long as I can remember, so being billed for a service that has not been provided, is fraud. they are Morons. AT&T sux Why
Alone
Why love? Why care? Why bother? It gets you nowhere, but heartbroken. Why trust? Why Lust? When it always leads to words that should never have been spoken. I knew it without a doubt that my heart was going to be torn out. Why do I keep trying? When all they can do is keep lying? I believed in true love when all hope was gone...... I am meant to walk this world alone.
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Blog
Coming to a town near me in April!! You know I'll be there
Christmas Party
Everyones invited to the best Christmas party online ANYWHERE!!!!!! going to be a great night full of Prizes, Fun, and HOTTIES on cam, yes you heard that right HOTTIES on cam............some lucky person will be winning a Blast for the most Christmasy profile, so dress up your profile with all the christmas stuff you can find online for a chance to win the BLAST, we will also be asking random trivia questions on everyones favorite subject CHRISTMAS, so brush up on your christmas knowledge for a chance to win fubucks............. DONT MISS THIS!!!!!! Saturday DECEMBER 22 at 6pm pacific time CLICK HERE AND COME SUBSCRIBE http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52309
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New Contest-enter Now
New Member
You Just Might Make Me Believe@ fubar flamming hearts we have a person in need of our help so lets do what we have to do to help thanks latina69 Mr7Sins@ fubarHEY FLAMMING HEARTS HERE IS ANOTHER NEW MEMBER TO THE FAMILY CAN WE PLEASE SHOW HIM LOVE AND RESPECT AND THANK YOU LATINA69 kelz4676@ fubarWE HAVE A NEW MEMBER TO OUR FAMILY SO CAN WE ALL GO AND SHOW HER SUM LOVE TO HER PAGE THANKS LATINA69
Racing!
The end of an era for Dale Jr.: The battle between Montoya and Harvick: Busch Bro almost tags a #20 pit crew guy....
Help??
I DONT USUALLY ASK BUT IM ASKING NOW I NEED 164,731 PTS TO LEVEL I HAVE RATED TIL I CANT RATE ANYMORE I HAVE ADDED ALL THAT I CAN ADD I HAVE ALOT OF NEW PICS AND SOME NEW STASH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME TO LEVEL UP BEEN STUCK FOR 3 DAMN MONTHS LOL THANK YOU TO ALL THAT DO HELP
Dbrown Needs Yur Help
If yu have a bit of time can yu help this nice girl to win her first giveaway ? TY very much for her
Happy Holidays
Hey I just wanna wish everyone on here a very Merry Christmas and a very happy new year! I hope you get what you want.....both naughty AND nice lol Be safe...have fun....ENJOY!
Personality Makes The Mold..
You all might know me as a crazy person, fun loving, and showing that crazy side a lot. There is another side to my soul....When I am hurt, and down n out...I create laughter by doing stupid silly things. I have used FUBAR as a tool for me to heal, and I have a lot of friends on here who comment on my photos. That brings me peace, and I thank all of you. I hope that my personality brings out the best in all of you. I certainly enjoy reading the comments. My Dad built this being, and I thank God for him. I am living my life through him. He has passed, and the Holidays are very hard so If you laugh with me...you will have a friend for life. My personality has made a solid mold, and I do not want it to break. Thank You..NSF, Looking4new, and DewtheDew.....You guys always have funny comments, and thank you Armgst...adopted Pop...Love Ya..u6i9 you are awesome too...to all of my repeat offenders...and Misterfeet youare just the shit...love ya too
King Arthur And The Witch...
Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; a
Jokes
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny (which is amazing in itself!!! hahaha) so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on s
A Sad State Of Affairs
>> > >I don't know each of your personal political convictions, and apologize if >> > >anyone finds this offensive. I thought it was important enough to share. >> > >This is Jeff's first hand view of Senator Obama. >> > > >> > >Tiffany >> > > >> > >Hello everyone, >> > >As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along >> > >that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his >> > >visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened. >> > >He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to >> > >meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram. >> > > >> > >As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't >> > >say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he >> > >finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent >> > >that military personnel can play basketball or wor
Hate To Love Or Love To Hate
Blogs From Others
Anna 'the One and OnlyManager of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar This blog is from Anna Why is it other people can send some of the most graphic sexual pictures there are for a comment on someones page and nothing happens? I wake up to a message from fubar telling me I have offended someone with some pics . Knowing I marked all that I personally were nsfw and put them in a folder marked as such and made them where they could not be ripped. I click on the link that takes u to the offensive pic and it is one I got from some one else that is their main profile pic.ok I play the silly game and put the offensive pics in a new nsfw folder and lable it as someone elses idea of nsfw. I then went to find a bouncer to have all my pics checked out so I do not have to go thru this again all are either not on line or away or asleep and 1 is here supposedly I asked for his help and have not gotten even a reply I go into the fubar support and I ask for help and get sent an email inst
When I Look Into Your Eyes
When I look into your eyesI know where I belong.When I look into your eyesI know that I’ve come home.When I see you smile at meI feel my soul begin to warm.When I see you smile at meI feel the world is at peace.When I feel your arms around meI know a sense of calm.When I feel your arms around meI know I’m safe at last.When I taste your tender kiss I taste a bit of heaven.When I taste your tender kiss I taste the essence of you.When I hear your soft whispers I feel my passions ignite When I hear your soft whispersI feel your fires burning in me.When you hold me close to you I know an ache within When you hold me close to youI know what heaven is.
Friendship
Hello!!!... and WELCOME!!!,... too the dirty bird lounge!!! The dirty bird has just opened for business!!! Please don't mind the dust as I am still "PIMPIN" the joint out!!! as of now, the feature music is mostly rock-n-roll: (with a couple Prince songs I'm tellin ya ya never know what you'll find here!!!) This is being expanded as I type LOL. anyone over 18 is welcome but, PLEASE keep in mind this is an adult club and unlike most lounges I am not enforceing to many rules this is a anything goes lounge be as nice or naughty as you wish.... (Still looking for a cool skin and suggestions are always welcome) In addition, I am curentlly seeking a full staff minus one pool table dancer. Come get yer groove on at the The Dirty Bird!!! First round's free .....(limited time only lol) Why is it that we feel pain, we get no warning as with the rain. the loss of someone dearly loved, or the remnants of a shattered love. Moveing on is hard to do when every da
I'm Back...
So a Friend of mine the other day said something to Me about My fubar account to which I replied I am NOT on fubar...she said YES You are You just don't get on it. So I went looking and sure enough I created this thing a LONG ASS time ago and well because I have so many other webpages I forgot HA HA! Anyhow I am back and I will try My hardest to stay on TOP of it this time! Since the last time I was on here I lived in Newark, OH and currently I am in Chesapeake, VA living life and loving the fact of being back HOME! Life is great and all that. If there is ANYTHING ya wanna know just ask....
Why Did I Get Blocked...
Someone tell me why she blocked me and if you dont agree tell her she shouldnt have blocked me... why do ppl jump to conclusions... when you put periods after a word or phase that ends one and begins another right? my i key doesnt work... although my spelling sucks sometimes too.. i am drvn while writng anyway... later ppl http://fubar.com/user/1219114 ->cutie2shoe...: ef you have the desre to look there are more revealn pctues of me also cutie2shoe...: sex and kids in the same sentance not cool ->cutie2shoe...: oh my..sounds lke you had fun makn that one... cutie2shoe...: just one she will be one next month ->cutie2shoe...: oh yeah.. gotta love money... so how many lttleonesyagot cutie2shoe...: money is good cutie2shoe...: im sure ya cant i tell ya so you dont have to wonder, lol i got lots of pussy shots, bare ass, and boobs..... ->cutie2shoe...: sounds lke a secretary wth a twst.you must lke the job or ya wouldnt be there after 10 years...wow ->cutie2shoe...: cant
Desiderata
Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of al
I Am Tired Of People Hurting Me
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. SO please know I do not think that what happened ( yet again) came from any of you. I do not think anyone of you could hurt me , or insult me the way I was in the email I received today. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So here
Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night. ' The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
Graduation Is Here!!!
Its been 18 long months! Crazydebi and I finally made it. We are Gibbs College Graduates!! We are so excited and happy to be done and soon to be starting new jobs. A new chapter in our lives is about to begin and Crazydebi and I are going to be life long friends. I'm so glad I met her. Can you tell that we are right next to each other posting this blog? lol
Interesting Thoughts
Visions
A vision came to me this morning. It was sometime between 9 and 10:00 AM. I had just finished my coffee and read my e mail. I was not sleeping and I was aware of things around me but could not speak. My naked father came to me, he was standing holding a pine tree "Christmas Tree" and was tossing it into a fire. He looked at me and said, " This is what you end up with ". I though about it and I clearly got the message. If we think of the things we have in our life are really not that important. We all end up the way we started. We should love all living things. We should love our families and all we love, love them all the more. Do not settle for being alive but live your life the best you can. Thank the Great Spirit for your life and each day you can share. My father died in 1999. He was in a wheel chair for the last two years of his life. With only use of his arms. I was so happy to see him standing, he looked much younger yet he looked sad as he was tossing the youn
Life's Loves
This Is Me Baby! Take It Or Leave It, I Could Care Less! :)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you.... Name: Jamey Rae Birthdate: 7/12 Birthplace: Canton, Ohio Current Location: Canton, Ohio Eye Co
Wow....this Guy Bought Me....i Kinda Like Being Owned
~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~ Go Show This Man Some LOVE!!! I have WONDERFUL friends...and I know you guys will make it worth his while to own me....:) He is a Nice guy...you NEED him on YOUR List too *kisses* He RAWKS!!! *Gets On Hands and Knees At Owners Feet* (Just Click The Pic and LOVE On Him) BhamBuggy@ fubar
Modern Art
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
The Real Meaning Of Christmas
And Though Christmas Is Almost Upon Us..........
Old one but cute.... > > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > pearly gates. > > 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess > something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.He > flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. > > 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > shook them and said, 'They're bells.' > > Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. > > The third man started searching desperately through his po ckets and > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. > > St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And > justwhat do those symbolize?' > > The man replied, 'These are Carols.' >
Originality
There are 500 babygirls 310 babygurls 9 babygyrls think people. enuff said
Christmas Stuff
Candles are a gift of light, A tiny sun, a bit of star. No other dancer in the night Dances with such sheer delight, Little souls serene and bright, Each a glimpse of what we are Shining innocent and pure. *************************************************** Sitting under the mistletoe Sitting under the mistletoe One last candle burning low, All the sleepy dancers gone, Just one candle burning on, Shadows lurking everywhere: Some one came, and kissed me there. Tired I was; my head would go Nodding under the mistletoe No footsteps came, no voice, but only, Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely, Stooped in the still and shadowy air Lips unseen - and kissed me there. ************************************************ Christmas is a time for Love Christmas is a time for Love; a time for Joy and Peace; A time to trim the Christmas Tree and a time to stuff the geese. It's a time when we can come together, however far or near; To shed a little hope into a
Randoms
SO, THE KIDS AND I WENT TO CHAPIN FOREST AGAIN TODAY SINCE IT WAS SO LOVELY OUT..WE HAD A BLAST DOIN WHAT WE DO..WHICH IS HEAD OFF THE MAIN TRAILS AND TAKE SMALLER ONES, YA KNOW WITH ALL THE COOL ROCKS AND STUFF..WELL APPARENTLY, WHEN THEY SAY RESTRICTED AREA, THEY DO MEAN ME..LMAOOOO CAUSE NEXT THING I KNOW, WE GOT BUSTED BY A RANGER TELLING ME TO STAY ON WALKING TRAILS OR I GET A TICKET!!WTF..I TOLD HIM WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE MADE IT SO "SAFE" NOW, THAT THERE REALLY ARENT ANY INTERESTING WALKING PARKS ANYMORE, SO FROM NOW ON, WE WILL JUST GO TO SQUIRES CASTLE..LOL ON A SIDE NOTE...FUCKTARD CAME TO PICK UP KIDS WHEN WE GOT HOME..NOW, I HAVE WARNED HIM BEFORE ABOUT THE POTHOLES IN MY DRIVEWAY, AND HE HAS BEEN HERE ONCE BEFORE..HOWEVER, ON HIS WAY OUT TODAY, HE BOTTOMED OUT HIS CAR, AND DENTED THE REAR PASSENGER BODY!!! ROFLMFAOOOO HAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FUCKER..KARMA REALLY CAN BE A BITCH... WELL, THATS ALL FOR NOW..IM TIRED, AND NEED A KID FREE NAP...GONNA BE A LOOOOOONGGG NIGHT..HEH
Funny News!!!!
Every Hummer Owner Spontaneously Combusts In what atheists are calling "proof of God's existence," every owner of a Hummer spontaneously combusted yesterday. This tragedy is the latest in a string of several hundred related incidents in which Pontiac Aztek owners were mysteriously decapitated and owners of Honda Elements were fatally poisoned by an excess of fecal matter that eventually backed up into their bloodstreams. Decreed God, "They got what was coming to them." Although God had originally planned to merely set aside the ninth circle of Hell for the owners of these abhorrent vehicles, He recently came to the conclusion that a more Old Testament-like approach was necessary. Not to mention the ninth circle is already at capacity, what with all the condom users and seed-spillers. "What happened to the days when I used to smite people at the drop of a yarmulke?" asked God rhetorically. "I missed the old me. And the owners of Hummers were guilty of all kinds of sins:
Help Me Please!
Ok so I have one of those Christmas Trees on my page, but I don't have any presents yet! Please leave me something and if you have one let me know so that I can come and leave you something as well! Thanks! If someone on here continues to add pictures of your child to there page because they talk to the child's father on here.... would you be pissed? I have REPEATEDLY asked this person to stop adding pictures of MY daughter to her page and she REPEATEDLY refuses. I am really not sure what else I can do to make this person stop. My daughter's father is not now nor will he ever be with this person in real life. I am not sure what has possesed her to do this... but I am tired of it and frankly concerned that she is so obsessed with my child! PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN! Click the link and bid!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=240165&albumid=1074655&i=2046363737&idx=5 I will add you to my Family for ONE month if the offer is VIP/Happy Hour/Blast/Bling Pack!!
Disgusted
I just really need to know where the hell I have Fool and or Sucker Tattooed on my body? Im so sick and tired of being used. And only beeing contacted when some one has a problem and thats it. I have a life, and belive it or not I have problems. oh and gess what? I HAVE FEELINGS ALSO! I am tired of being the one that is always there with the advice, and thats it. There are very few people that I care to concider friends any more. If you just need me to be a friend when its convinent for you, and or you need somthing. THEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS. I am tired of it. Thats not friendship. A few very special people have taught me what TRUE frienship is. Then I cherrish. Them I would give my life for. And turst me, if you dont know who you are, you never will. And friends my argue and disagree, and may wnat to kill eachother from time to time. But in the end friends are there for eachother, no matter what. And a true friend is not afraid to tell you how it is. Even if they know
No Puter
sry i havent been online much in like the last 3 months first all yalls that know me know that me and my bf broke up and sec he took my manes and i made this one lol third lost cable but got that back and if yalls had my number its been changed so get me when i am online to get that forth lost power hopefully should have that on on friday enough for now more later star dust is outie
Asshat Of The Week #2
No Internet
i have no power or computer at my house i miss everyone and hope to be back soon. miss yas and lov yas
Christmas Parties !!!
Christmas party 1 the 15th was the Christmas party for my main job Gold River Dist. Was held at the Ashland springs Inn. ( formaly known as the Marc Antony). Was kick in the Pants!!!!!!!!! all three Beer and wine ya can drink ( duh I work for a beer dist lol) Prime rib, salmon, chicken, kick ass sides, shrimp cocktail all you can eat......... won couple bottles of Italian chianti worth 50 bucks each. Afterwards some of us Walked down to the Black sheep and then i had a couple Irish car bombs and a Guiness milk shake. This coming friday is Christmas party 2 with my Fire Dept!!!!!!!! at the same place lol
I Love My Job
I LOVE MY FUCKING JOB... LET ME EXPLAIN. THIS MORNING AT ABOUT 7:30AM I HAD THE DISTINCT PLEASURE OF BLOWING THE DOORS OFF OF A UNDERCOVER TROOPER CAR WHILE TRAVELING AT APPROXIMATELY 105MPH... AND GOT AWAY WITH IT. AHHH... THE JOYS OF BEING AN EMT ARE ENDLESS. SO... YET ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE MY JOB!!!
My Ullogy
Fubar Vs Myspace
okay. whatever. i don't get this fubar thing. and saying that i'm wondering how many people must think i'm retarded because they find it to be so easy...i think that about people that tell me that they don't get myspace. yes, i'm a myspacer..i'm not much for this fubar crap...but because i have friends that have it...i'm here, too. for those of you that send me messages and whatnot, sorry if i don't respond. can't say i ever really get on here. in the battle of fubar vs myspace..i'd have to say for me...myspace wins. that is all.
Xmas Party Dec 22nd Mt Morris
Hello everyone just wanted to inform anyone and everyone who is in the mt.morris surrounding area that there will be a great xmash bash up at down the north on mt. morris rd just west of saginaw rd. Gene the dj is awesome and the bartender makes some hellacious drinks. so come on out and have a great time celebrting the holidays.
I'm On Air Today!!! Tune In!!
Verrry Kewl!!
Whatever
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy
Dirty Little Secrets
Come Check Out The HOTTEST Lounge on Fubar!! Dirty Little Secrets! Click to join in the fun!! ** come join me and tell me your secrets!!**
To All My Friends
My Book
It’s a peaceful scene, a bright summers morning, early. An elderly mans out walking his dog in the woodland. A lively golden Labrador, it bounds about up ahead of the man. It runs off close to the river side, and starts barking loudly out of the sight of the owner. ‘OK boy what you got’ says the old man cheerily He begins to walk over to where the dog is, still barking away. He reaches down and strokes the dogs head as he reaches it, then looks over the edge into the river. He reels back in horror as he says the naked body slumped face down next to the river bank, half submerged in the water…. The noise of the phone ringing wakes Steve, a puzzled look on his faces and he half asleep tries to work out what's going on. He reaches over trying to switch of the alarm before he realises that it wasn't the alarm making the noise, and he's not actually in his bedroom. Fallen asleep on the sofa again, living room littered with empty cans, a half eaten kebab still sits on the floor next to
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Do you hate me now? The answer is in the question. You always hated how I spoke in riddles And I did it for that reason. You're wishing for my death now I hear, And I'm living just to spite you. I lie about who I am now So I can say I'm just like you. I called you up the other day I knew you would answer, you haven't changed. It's kinda like a slap in the face knowing I'm not the same. Reality is like a head on collision When karma comes back three fold. Vengence is beautiful And I'm thriving on the lies you told. I'm just like you now Gnawing on the hand that fed. Slowly but surely You'll choke on the words you've said.
The Right Man For The Job
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. Unbeknownst to him, the gun was loaded with blanks. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husb
Ty All
thank you all so much for helping me get to ninja I apoligize for not being on as much but having cable and internet problems,hopefully will be fixed tommarrow.I truley cherish all my friends and family on fubar and feel bad for not being able to keep in touch,but that will change and annie will be there for ya all.So please let me know if ya need help leveling or bombing.kingdom of wolves till the end baby!To all my friends and family I hope you have a very merry and blessed christmas and a happy new year.Thank you all so much xoxoxo annie/cherokee
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manjula@ fubar
Darts
another dart season and ridin dirty is going for the repeat week one 10 and 2
Come Kiss Me!!!!
Wags
my bday this year will ge 080808 play the lotto do women love geting it or giving or both
Patriotic Pic Contest Need Help
Please Help! I Am In A Patriotic Contest! Starting December 17th I Need All The Help I can Get! But Who Could Be More Patriotic Than A Marine! Click The Pic And Drop A Few Hundred Comments :D DJ_CorporalD
Every1 Should Know
i just wanted every1 to know i have meet the girl of my dreams. the past few days there has been drama from people on fubar who got jealous over us. well the people who got jealous started a bunch of crap. the crap almost costed us our realsionship. i want people to know im not single so any1 who has a problem with me being with some1 i will remove yall from my list and block yall im sick of the crap. i aM IN LOVE WITH THIS PERSON. SHE IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME A GIRL LIKE HER ONLY WAS IN MY DREAMS BUT MY DREAMS CAME TRUE.
Every Should Know
Songs I Like
I've been through so many changes I don't know which way to go Yet I've got it so together I can see with my eyes open or with my eyes closed Late at night I cry and wonder why my life's goin', goin' nowhere But during the day everything is okay, I'm having it my way, I say My teachers tell me that I am a lost soul, in a black hole But my mind, it tells me that I'm doing just fine Oh if everything is peachy, why can't anybody reach me I've always said I don't need anybody else Chorus: I'm so confused So confused And I'm destined to lose Unless I follow another way Spent all my time lookin' for something never knew what for Tried out all the options just to find that more pain and hurt was in store Been through it all, but the one thing that I still run from is you Still I remember 'bout all the things my momma said that you could do She said that if I only let you in my life You could take away the sorrow and the emptiness inside But to be true, the life I'm living,
The Twelve Days Of Fubar
On the first day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: An Oscar in a Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Two pints of Guninness...etc. On the third day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Three Cans of Bud...etc. On the forth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Four Root Beers...etc. On the fifth day of Christmas My Fubar love gave to me: Five Bottles of Corana...etc. On the sixth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Six glasses of Champagne...etc. On the seventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Seven shots of rum...etc. On the eight day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Eight Jello Shots...etc. On the ninth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Nine Shots of Vodka...etc. On the tenth day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: Ten Margarita's...etc. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My Fubar love gave to me: 'eleven Yards of
I Wonder
Level You But Not Me??
You know everyday I get on this site and rate the hell out of my friends and those I dont know that need help as do most of the Guys on Fubar now sure u got Horney guys hell I am too but I dont come here looking for it. Then you have thhose women out there wanting to take advantage of that fact to level get blasts Happy hour cash whatever it maybe. Wow and when I need help to level I may have one maybe two people come to help for a minute wheres the love??? why do the women not help as much as the guys??
F'n Mumms
Hey who else besides me is tired of these kissing vampires and all the people who follow this shit? Let me know what you think I hate the fact that everytime I get online , i have to see some motivational saying from some person who lets themselfs get hurt. Always this reflection in the pond , shit. Get a life and deal with your problems like everyone else, dont hide behind religion or emotional "feel good" sayings cause you cant bring yourself to face reality. Fuck!
Kiss Me
Thoughts That Swirl Around In My Slightly Sick Mind.
...the more they stay the same. Hey, guess what, I had a date for New Year's Eve this year! With a different man this year. Guess what else....he didn't show up either! That makes 3--count'em--3 years in a row. So still never been out or been kissed at midnight on New Year's Eve. Must be a world's record. At least he did call to say he wasn't coming. After 6 p.m. I suppose that is a improvement over just not showing period? Maybe? Tell me, do I have "Go ahead, ask me out--no need to actually show up!!" tatooed on my forehead?? LOL. So, my New Year's Resolution is that I will never, ever, ever, EVER make another date for New Year's Eve. UNCLE!!! Happy New Year everyone!! I hope all of your celebrations were WONDERFUL!! What a year it has been. What a horrible, wonderful, rotten, beautiful year. I suppose that can be said of any year that we look at. This one in particular has been, for me at least, most remarkable. 2007 has been a year marked by unspeakable pain and
Lounge Creaters
Personal
As of December 18th, 2007I have become an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church Monastary.Legally becomingReverend Jeremy D******Better know as The Rev(olution)The Universal Life Church (ULC) serves as a legal umbrella sheltering independent religious thought and expression from political control by church or state. It has no traditional dogma or doctrine beyond "live and help live," and "do that which is right." Because of its unorthodoxy, ULC defended its rights as a "legitimate church" in United States Courts, and prevailed. This opened the way for many New Age and other churches to practice and teach their beliefs freely today. I believe that no other church has been required to prove its right to exercise its freedom of religion in America! FUCK ALL BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA!!!! TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!BE THE REVOLUTION!!!! Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg
The Secret...by Caliminx
Midnight Sprite By Cali Linx Have you ever danced with a sprite, in the pale moon light? Heýll appease, heýll delight, and heýll give you a frightý. He is wicked, he is sly, with a gleam in his eyeý. He will touch, and he will tease, and promise you heýll pleaseý. But like shadows of night, heýll vanish in the lightýý. But heýll slip in your room, with the coming new moon, To finish his devilish delights. Care to dance ? To All My Friends Here... Dec 12, 2007 11:32 AM Take a few minutes to read this... Something worth the time to read and think on...Even if you don't like getting these things some are worth the time to read and worth Forwarding to those who do...Have a good day...Smile to know someone thought of you when She read this...Sincerely Anna ************************************************ The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never
Metal!
Hey everybody! I just have to say, that Dean Guitars are the best guitars in the world! They are also the best guitars to learn to play on. I have been playing on my Dean Z Tour Bass, and I have got to say, that it is awesome! I have also had a chance to play a few Razorbacks, and different ML's. Seriously! You should check them out at www.deanguitars.com ! You will not regret it!
Just Me!
i just wanted to let all my friends that i was back. thats if anyone is interested...lol. so i guess thats all i wanted to say...I'M BACKKKKKKKKK...LOL hello to all, i am here to let everyone know. that me and my bf have started a new yahoo group. it is called boobies_Rus@yahoogroups.com. go and check it out. we are wanting new members. you can go and add your own pics. you can also veiw other memebers pics. so, go and check it out. thank you hello my friends. i just thought i would let all of my frineds know. that i have been cleaning up my friends list. some i kept and some i didn't. so, what i am here for now is. if you wish to be my friend and i mean just friend. let me know as soon as you can. because if not. i will be subject to delete you from my list. so, bye for now. ttyl.....just a friend
How Come?
Well, i am here to let all my friends know. That Larry has told me he has found someone new.He just came in and told me this.I ain't here to bash him. He has been very honest with me. I guees i am here in hopes that he will read this and maybe tell me why? I guess i loved him to much. Thats all i can figure out. I did everything for him. But, anyway, i am single. There is just one thing i want to say. To Larry...I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. i do wish i knew what happen. But, i hope we can still be friends.
Tight Tucci
Pirates
Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Take
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Fear
As i sit here in this chair listening a slow jam, I'm starting to think of what life has been like for me as far. It all started when i went back and read all the post blogs i wrote and reflecting on past memories. I know a person shouldn't dwell on the past but, i can't help it. its what i have and can never shake. I'm reminded of people i miss, time i gave love only to not receive in return. what I've gained and lost. And who i came from having trust for any and everyone to watching everyone with a hawk eye. I find myself waking up in the middle of the night, getting in my car and just driving and listening to the same song over and over again. On the outside, I'm happy, smiling all the time. but for really on the inside I'm angry and i don't know why. my life is going okay, I got a nice place to lay my head, food in my stomach, and a car. so what the fuck is up? What I'm i really missing in my life? I really feel that its past bullshit that's fucking with me. But see, the fucked u
What The Hell
today i made a friend tom if you look that my friend list you will see him. dude is the kool guy on here by far. he talks about the carzyest shit if you can think of it he will talk about it he does get piss off like most people do. hell take the time to bullshit with you if you want but he has more than just one friend so dont get mad if he doesnt reply as fast as you would like but just though i would say that because he is truly a good friend to me now. the point of rate pics is for the people in the pics not the people in the bar to say things because of the persons sex rate that is rateing the pic. you should always rate people a ten because that gives them a good filling about there pic and self image. dont be an ass hole be good and good things will come to you in life. if you want to rate the pics of the same sex do it dont think about what people will say about you rating the pic they just do that they are from here true self and true fillings. so stay true to your self not t
Christmas Is A Pagan Holiday
The Origin of Christmas Before one gets carried away with Christmas worship, there are a few things you should know. Let's take an honest and objective look at the origins of this holiday. We read in Werner Keller's book The Bible as History the following admission: "December 25 is referred to in documents as Christmas Day in A.D. 324 for the first time. Under the Roman emperor Justinian [A.D. 527-565] it was recognized as an official holiday. An old Roman festival played a a major part in the choice of this particular day. December 25 in ancient Rome was the 'Dies Natali Invictus,' 'the birthday of the unconquered,' the day of the winter solstice and at the same time, in Rome, the last day of the Saturnalia, which had long since degenerated into a week of unbridled carnival . . ." (p.331). Doesn't it seem rather strange that the so-called "Christian church" should choose a day to celebrate the Messiah's birth which was identified as the day of the birth of the unconquered
Band
OUTLAW DJ WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET RO-SHAM-BO A UNIQUELY INNOVATIVE AND ENTERTAINING ROCK GROUP FROM INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA UNUSUAL FOR A DJ TO PROMOTE A LIVE BAND ? NOT REALLY. THIS DJ ENJOYS THE ENTERTAINMENT OF A GOOD BAND AND THESE GUYS ARE GOOD. INTERACTIVE WITH THEIR AUDIANCE, TERRIFIC SONG SONGPRESENTATIONS AND THEY KEEP THEIR BREAKS FILLED WITH MUSIC AS WELL. YOU WOULD DEFINITELY ENJOY THEM. CHECK OUT THEIR WEB SITE AND THEIR MYSPACE PAGES... THEIR BIOS, SCHEDULES AND SO MUCH MORE ARE THERE ... IF YOU GET THE CHANCE, GO SEE THEM AND TELL THEM THE OUTLAW DJ SENT YOU! OUTLAW DJ CLICK BANNER TO VISIT THEIR SITE PHOTO'S COURTESY OF AL MORRIS - OUTLAW DJ JANUARY 27, 2007 LOCATION "THE BLIND PIG BAR" Greenwood, In. CLICK TO PICS TO ENLARGE ACCOMPANING PAGE MUSIC "CRAZY BITCH" BUCK CHERRY WEB DESIGN BY SOFTLYSIMPLE DESIGNS COPY WRITE "2007" INDIANA DJ SERVICES
My Rants, Raves And Musings
1. Successful relationships take work. They don't happen in a vacuum. They occur when the couples in them take the risk of sharing what it is that's going on in their hearts and heads. 2. You can only change yourself, not your partner. If you love someone and think that after a while he or she will alter behaviors you find uncomfortable, think again. If you want changes, put them on the table, so your partner knows what you need. 3. All arguments stem from our own fear or pain. When upset occurs, check out what's going on inside you rather than getting angry with your partner. Truth is that we usually aren't upset for the reasons we think we are. 4. Understand that men and women are very different. We're not from Mars or Venus; we're not even in the same solar system. Understanding and celebrating our differences will make living together more peaceful, interesting and fun. 5. Honor each other in some way every day. Every morning, you have the opportunity to make your r
My Website
need comments on how to make site better so check it out www.rockinhard1.co.nr and hit me up at Taggjr@hotmail.com
Damn Thet Fu Up My Blast Again
On this beautiful day I decided to try out being a VIP so I paid the fifteen bucks and than decided to buy a blast as well I usually buy a blast once a month.The picture I had set for my primary is a tasteful pic of me in a pink number I had it for my primary for almost 2months with no problems.While I was on earlier I noticed that a Fubar bouncer had rated that exact pic a 10 and about twenty minutes later that pic was marked nsfw and pulled from my primary spot!Which leads me top wonder why was it pulled after being up dor almost 3months and I did 2 or 3 other blasts n it wasnt a problem why all of a sudden was it pulled?True he gave me a 10 but that is some sneaky fucked up shit I think.It is also cowardly that he can hide behind being a bouncer and I can do nothing to defend myself.So I felt like venting. About once a month I try and buy a week long blast.So today I purchased a blast I thought it sounded perfect I had used the line "I am the MILF you want to get to know!" I figured
Things
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Bored
My Lost Love....
I have loved deeply And I have lost greatly And to you I shall leave alone For you have cause me Great Pain And horrible sadness in my days We had a wonderful thing going Evenings shared in magical bliss Wild and free in the dreams of the night knowing that our love was the purest of joys Nothing could ever keep us separated from one another Till the day I had ruined it all With simple spoken words of wrong Never did I fail to see what was done Till that faithful day I had lost you my love Never is there a day that goes by That I do not forget the pain I've done Nor the pain and hurt I have received in kind Of my words spoken in depressed and hurtful tones That I have relived to lately have caused us to part so quickly To you I make this Blood promise That I shall never more cause you pain Nor shall I ever be hurtful or hateful to you For I am now nothing more then a lost and saddened soul That is roaming this quiet world forever to be alone.... St
My Thoughts..
No more.. I sit here thinkin as tears run down my cheeks, is love really out there is it really for me..? Sometimes it hurts to even wanna speak.. of love so endless, can this really be..? Each day i awaken to my broken heart.. I wonder where it all went wrong.. No more letting myself fall apart.. I gotta be strong.. So before i find my one true love, I must first let my heart restore.. Each day i grow smarter n pray to the Lord above.. For my broken heart, that shall be no more.. By: Me..
2008 Motox Seaon
I finished 6th out of an 8 rider gate. I was on a 300ex competing against 450s. If I would have had more power to keep up with them I probably would have done better. I was jumping a lot of things that most of the guys wouldn't jump.
Love, Honesty And The Itnernet
Listen Up
Hrmmmmm I know this a free site and it can be kinda fun but I got to say these people suck. Apparently you cant have multiple people sign in and make an account if they live in the same house hold and you send invites to there email. All my points were wiped out and they say the system tag it as fraud and they cant be restored. Bullshit but anyway. Guess it is back to pushing Myspace and other chat sites. Kisses Get your butts to Dirty Lil Secrets Lounge for my Fu Wedding going on NOW! The wedding was great thank you to Princess RBK for letting us have the wedding in her lounge Dirty Little Secrets and thank you to Rev Eternal for performing the wedding it Rocked Vegas Style. Hello all thanks for viewing my blog. I tend to ramble a lot so keep an eye out you might see something interesting.
Scammer And Stupid Lady
My Name Is Fibromyalgia
MY NAME IS FIBROMYALGIA by Terri Been Hi. . .My Name is Fibromyalgia, and I'm an Invisible Chronic Illness. I am now velcroed to you for life. Others around you can't see me or hear me, but YOUR body feels me. I can attack you anywhere and anyhow I please. I can cause severe pain or, if I'm in a good mood, I can just cause you to ache all over. Remember when you and Energy ran around together and had fun? I took Energy from you, and gave you Exhaustion. Try to have fun now! I also took Good Sleep from you and, in its place, gave you Brain Fog. I can make you tremble internally or make you feel cold or hot when everyone else feels normal. Oh, yeah, I can make you feel anxious or depressed, too. If you have something planned, or are looking forward to a great day, I can take that away, too. You didn't ask for me. I chose you for various reasons: That virus you had that you never recovered from, or that car accident, or maybe it was the years of abuse and trauma. Well, anyway, I'm
The New Girl In Fubar Town
:( for flaggin me again 8 more pix is that a record or what you all know how to make a lady feel very special much love hugs kisses to all & love bites & playful nibbles to those who like it a little rough
Texas
fixing 2 delet my pics the dirty 1's becouse that just say im a whore and im not im looking 4 more then sexy yall guys so if yall think im wrong plz speak now b 4 it's 2 late were are all the closer guys at im from belton tx. WHO MISSED ME?LOL WHILE IM HOME AGAIN.....
Just A Question?
In lieu of an answer I ask you this question It's not necessary Just suggested Do you want me Do you love me Will you kiss me Will you hold me
"the Ex Files" Ode To Eeyad
5-2-2005 Baby, It's been a beautiful 2 years since I've been blessed to have you in my life. You've taught me things about you and even myself. You brought light and joy to every day I seen you. I wouldn't take back a breath, a smile,a tear, or a laugh. If given the chance I'd do it all again. I was searching for something to fill me, to make me whole. And for a short lived amount of time, you granted me that. Given, it hurts like hell now, it was worth every second. I wish we would never have argued anbout anything, large or small, because with each sevond I wasted arguing with you ,I could have been holding you and kissing you. I'll take all of these memories with me. Remember me. That's the one thing that I ask of you. Remember me. It's the easiest way to deal with the circumstances., since it's inevitable to avoid one another, we have to find an easier way to ease the pain. So let's smile when we cross paths. Let's laugh when we talk on the ph
Will You Give This To My Daddy?
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families . Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women, a young girl,
Stay At Home Moms
stay at home moms A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had h
A Good Husband!
You're Almost Ready to Get Married, But Not Quite No doubt that you've warmed up to the idea of marriage and life long love You just aren't quite ready to follow up with your desires, yet. You may be a bit young, or a bit commitment phobic... give it time. Concentrate on guys who you can imagine being with next year. Forever can wait. Are You Ready To Be A Wife? Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
Creativity Is The Essence Of...
Sometimes we think we know people. Sometimes it is clear that we don't.......... What I really wonder is who do we really know?
Stuff
Gimmie a KISS! Go to the above link and rate, also leave a comment please please please lol Happy Holidays! The upstairs bathroom has 2 windows and faces the front of the house. It gets sun from the mid afternoon until sunset. All this winter, when ever the temps have gotten over 35-40 for a decent amount of time... I will find one hornet buzzing around one of the windows. I of course kill it. I hate the little bastards. One of those bugs that serves no purpose, other than to sting me. The bitch of it, it comes back. I dispose of it and sure enough every time it gets a little warm... there's one buzzing in the window. To date there's been at least 40 I've sent to the great hornet graveyard this winter. So one would think that due to the roof design coming just short of the windows, and having a crawlspace there... a large nest, or many small ones should likely be inside under the windows. But no. Nothing. Not even dead frozen ones. I can't understand 2 things... 1 where they are
Everything Is Simply...wonderful.
Happy Holidays
I just wanna wish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year. Im not sure how much im gonna be online between now and the new year so if I miss comments on anyone I wish you the best this holiday season. Lots of licks and spanks to my friends :P:P:P oh and either thrusday afternoon or friday dependin on how long my daughters christmas program runs im gonna be doin a happy hour that i won in the auction i was in. Ill post a new blog on when its gonna be sometime on wed. I hope to see everyone online then! xoxo -cotton I hope everyone had a great Christmas!! We just got back home yesterday. Thank you all so much for all the love while I was gone!! I even missed out on some parties and drinkin salutes :P Ill make up for that tonite cause we all gotta get ready for tomorrow nite! Im not sure how much ill be online today or tomorrow but ill be on tonite and tomorrow nite sometime but im more then likely gonna be drunk so if i dont answer ur shout back right away you'll know wh
Crack Is Whack!!!
http://hotfudgedetroit.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=22389#22389 Pics of 2 homeless people strange. http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html Check out 2 crackheads fucking while smoking crack in the middle or an alley during the day.
Down Raters
Chicken Shit Mother F##ker
THis asshole leaves me a shitty threating message then blocks me.. I hate someone that cannot stand and fight.. he would rather talk shit and hide behind Blocking me than standing up and giving me a chance to respond to his little threats. So handle your business there DJ John.. Oh do as it appears you normally do and hide.. Ok jackass since you will not allow me to post on your page.. This is your exact message... "Don't stop by this page again, leave my girlfriend alone or we will have problems. Stalkers are not welcome on any website, so leave my girl alone. There is no need to go to her page but then again, your ass is blocked and will remain blocked! We don't need the Drama, so grow up and leave well enough alone!" What part of "we will have problems" and "I will show you how Chicago handles people like you" is not a threat.?? Oh and for that part.. got news for ya.. You do not scare me in the least bit.. if you want come to Arizona and we can talk man to man abou
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Fun Stuff To Do!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? doesn't matter....when the mood strikes! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle mostly I think, but sometimes on the edge one side or the other 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? depends on the dish 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? YES 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? guess you could say that, if you wanted to get real technical about it 7. Shower or bath? Shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? I Have..NOT if someone else is in there with me..lmao 9. Mexican or Oriental girl? I'm not real sure what this means, so I won't answer this one! 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive...but also slowly romantic..thats a hard question to answer.. 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Yes 12. Do you know all the people on your friends li
Hey All....
HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE MADE A LOUNGE FOR EVERYONE.. IT'S THE GRAND OPENING, I HOPE YALL WILL AT LEAST STOP BY, CHECK IT OUT & MAYBE EVEN SUBSCRIBE. IT'S NOT LIKE THE OTHERS! COME IN, KICK BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY... I AM LOOKING FOR MORE PEOPLE TO HELP ME GET IT GOING...PLEASE COME CHECK IT OUT!!!! HERE IS THE LINK: http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52936 I'LL BE LOOKING FOR YALL!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA BACK AT ME, RYAN
What Kind Of Drink
You Are a Mai Tai You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive. And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Im Owned...meet My Owners
Thank you too everyone that bid on my in the Auction. I have decided too do things a little different then most. As some of you that took the time too look saw top bid was a blast a month in 08 and a Happy Hour on my birthday. This year Christmas is just not going too be much fun for me. So I decided too try and add some fun too it. I declined my offers too be owned by Fubars own mascot... But I also got 2 other special people along with the bid. Please stop by and show them some love. Much love too all. Make sure too tell them BooBoo sent ya. Even if you are friends with them already please stop by and say hi. Orly? The Official FUBAR Owl ~@ fubar A m N e S i A@ fubar Johnnydevil@ fubar This pimpout brought too you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar
Fubars Newest Godfather
My friend manly only needs 285,000 to godfather. If anyone knows him he is one of the sweetest people on fubar. Please make him godfather. You won't regret it. Please if you can't do anything else please repost this so everyone can help. Thanks! Here is his link. Go fan/add/rate him. Show him some fubar love. manly - Happy Sunday all!!!!!!!!@ fubar
Books
Name:Don't Tell Mum I work in the Oilfield, She thinks I am a piano Player in the Whorehouse By Paul Carter When I was in Sydney earlier this month, I found this book in the airport. Being that I work in the oil business, I had to pick it up. And I wasn't dissapointed. A series of short stories, Paul tells of his life in the oil business, jet setting around the world and the adventures that it leads to. It will give you a new appreciation for what this business is like. I haven't laughed that hard reading a book in a while. I totally recommend it.
Trust
i know ill probably catch crap about this. say what u want to say but this is my opinion. eventhough ppl have best friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wifes etc. that doesnt mean u can fully trust them, does it. i mean think about it, u hear all the time about ppl cheating on each other, abusing one another, friends stabbing eac other in the back etc. the only person u can really trust is urself, unless u simply don't care about urself. in that case, the word trust doesn't mean a damn thing. just a thought to ponder over. if u do decide to trust other than urself, make sure u know what ur doing and who it is ur trusting. have a good evening. DEAD ANGEL
Christmas
MyHotCommentsjust a little something for my friends here on fubar / HotFreeLayouts
My Political Views...
In my area, lottery money and money from gambling [casinos] are supposed to be going to education, but they are closing schools, cutting educational classes, and laying off teachers due to lack of revenue.. WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!! What the hell happened to all this money??? I know people are CONSTANTLY buying lottery tickets and going to the casinos even though most of them don't have the money to waste on a dream, so why are they depriving OUR CHILDREN???? Because they are LINING THEIR POCKETS with OUR CHILDREN's educational funds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What other money are they STEALING from OUR KIDS and US??????
Chazitup
nothing like going to your kids band concert and having to sit next to your ex-hubby....too weird...
Achristmas Message From Santa
Dear Friend I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year
My Life
he did leave me cause he has been cheating so i told him to take that car and shove it took me a whole 10 min to relpace him with someone i know that loves me and wants to be with me. Problem is theres 2 and im confused. but i know i will decided and when i do someone will get hurt but things should get better. Well as of Sunday My great grandfather has passed away so things are really hard on all of us right now well im finally going back to a normal life and i have found the love of my life, i would not let him go well unless of course he let me go, then thats ta different story. But hes the one that bought me the car in my pics
Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
Wtf?
It has come to our realization that some of the people on here leave some pretty nasty comments on these mumms as if they were life and death decisions and their advise will save the world. This is all for fun and if you get your jollies by being mean to people then you should enroll yourself in the closest high school because thats where the behavior belongs....grow up and quit being haters. We could list some names on here but we refuse to stoop to those childish levels.....we are adults after all.
Black Panties
Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?" She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. Sh
This Guy Really Rocks
Hi friends , I have a new friend and hes so nice and a excellent rater. He's medic cowboy99 Yall go show him some love cause hes real cool . bigoo.ws heres the link to his profile.... cowboy_medic99.. Black Room Family Member@ fubar
Am I An Alcoholic
For a long time now, I've been meaning to take one of those alcoholic screening tests, if for no other reason than to determine whether I am a bona fide alcoholic or just a fun-loving boozer who has it under control. I guess the reason I never got around to taking the quiz is because I'm a little scared of what I might learn, and also because I'm usually too hungover to concentrate on exams. Today, however, I finally decided to take the test. After a little research, I chose the John Hopkins University Hospital Alcohol Screening Quiz. The quiz asked a series of yes-or-no questions. Before proceeding, I made a pact to answer them honestly and completely. Here are the results: Q: Do you drink to build self-confidence or because you are shy? A: No. Shyness is the opposite of my problem. Q: Is drinking making your home life unhappy? A: No. Drinking makes my home life happier. Q: Is drinking negatively affecting your reputation? A: This is an ambiguous question. Affect my rep
Apology
i am sorry for being a jerk and being rude. i apologize for my actions. hope you forgive me. disespected or insulted on here. i am very ashamed of my own actions. i do hope you ladies can find it in your hearts to forgive me. but if you feel i have been a total jerk and a ass your allowed to say your piece here. besides i deserve it. and i will accept any comments good or bad. i just hope in the end you women will accept me as a friend.
Need More Help
Get Laid Stupid!
Okay guys, I'm gonna do y'all a favor. Since we all know that the one thing that every bar has in common (and I mean every bar, from the old man, cockroach smoke tanks to the dance hall vibrator cheese factories) is the universal bid to get laid. I'm certain you've heard the phrase "Meat Market" -— as in, "I don't go there, Sally, it's a Meat Market." What makes this a misnomer is that all bars are "Meat Markets." Only, some are cleverly disguised as, say, live music venues, or pool halls. But everything in a bar -— be it the band, the billiards, the drinks, the juke, the pinball machine, the dance floor -— is just something for you to do to make it look like you're not just trying to get laid. With this in mind, and assuming you don't have stinkweed growing from your neck, and the biggest word in your vocabulary isn't "nicetitsbaby," we can get to the business at hand: pointing out to you guys why you aren't getting laid. Not that I'm an expert. I can't tell you how to get laid,
To All My Friends! Here's Your X-mas Card!
Well.... This years x-mas is a lil more depressing than most years. I hate x-mas & everyone knows it. But I at least every year buy a few things for family & cards for the friends. Basically.. This is your card for the year! Sorry nothing I can do! Wouldn't be so bad if the car didn't break down AGAIN on my way home from work Friday night. I got lucky & had some friends (Cassie & Jayme) close to help me out. Cassie had to drive me a few blocks to pick up Keith at Big Pete's house then she drove us from Mo Val all the way to Hemet. If it wasn't for her you'd all probably be reading about my rape & murder in the newspaper. Yeah it was THAT bad of a neighborhood I broke down in. So, with no car I couldn't work all weekend, so no $$! Keith is paying for the car to be fix... Maybe, if we can get it fixed! So, he's got no more cash! X-mas is only a week away, he gets paid again the week AFTER x-mas & I still have people who owe me money. Totalling $360.00 AGAIN! Which I'm sure I won't see be
Friendship
. . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a f
Life
I got really sick and havent been on for a while, I know some of you like to talk to me, and probably thought something happened. I'm feeling alot better, and decided to get online again.
We Did It!
Need Help.
The Little Red Booth
Well, I created a lounge since I'm trying out this VIP shit. We shall see how that goes. To all my friends, be sure to join the lounge!!! It will be like, our own little piece of the internet :)
Being Blocked For Rating
http://www.fubar.com/user/1280881 no one rate this person she will block u even if you rate her stuff
God Loves Blonds
God Loves Blondes. A blonde finds herself in serious financial trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's desperate so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.' Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. She again prays... 'God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lottery night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.' Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....
Klantyegra
April Fool
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? > > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the > night of April 1st? > > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch > on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch > and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? > > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died > some 30 years ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > > Little Old Lady: No, I did not st
Help Her Get Vip
I would like us all to work on helping Deb get her VIP. When at all possible please go comment bomb her pic. She is a VERY good person n a VERY good friend and she has always helped A LOT of other people. It saddens me to see that all the people she has helped in the past n present are not helping her. So if you all could please help her with this. I kow she will definitely return the love back. Thank you to all who help. It would definitely be an awesome Christmas present as well.
I Never Will Learn
Same situation. Just a different face this time.. It's stupid I know I am NOT being thought about which is so stupid that I am thinking about this.. Why can't I just let this go? Probably because it brought up so much stuff for me that I yes even talked to the old bf who ripped my guts out.. but hence then we've been able to talk to each other again and be friends. Everything backfired.. and I am angry at myself .. I don't know what to think.. being sick doesn't help.. I called the guy wished him a Merry Christmas there's a part of me that still wants to be friends.. I know with guys if they know that it's not gonna go anywhere don't make efforts or if they are hurt. I have talked to so many people today and yesterday and this whole week.. WtF??? am I so bloody week that I can't get past one little guy that was playing me.... and I asked for it. What the hell is wrong with people these days that they can't just choose love versus doubt versus everything else?
Yes's & No's
well awhile back I was fealing kinda down couse I went through a bad break up!so my girlfriends talked me into going to a strip club, I said no at first but than went thinking girls neked everywere!but to my amazemet it was very classy,the girls were very hot,I was getting excited!I always thought about girls but at that time never been with one,but I was feeling jittery then one of my friends said follow me they sat me down on this lovely couch,and she said u soon will feal better,I thought yeh right,in walks in this pretty dark haired girl she said her name was michelle,my heart started to flutter wondering what was up,than all of a sudden she started kissing me touching me dancing all on my lap!yas a fucking lap dance my first and by a chick,I could not keep my hands off her ,later I sliped her my number and then we started talking and I found out about fubar,she had an accout that read michelle-lady luck-woiwode,and thats how I got here....thanks for reading cindy
Come See Me!!
Im Looking For A Sugar Moma
Christmas Jokes
A Gothic Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his dee
Where Were U At When I Needed U
V8toerag
shit a brick thers a heap going on here
Life As I Sometimes Call It
I hate MySpace! The one thing that really, really pisses me off is when you make your profile private and people will bust balls trying to find you. I look at it this way..If I wanted you to find me I would've told you where to look! I hate men who think just because you are a woman you MUST let him see you naked! Ladies seriously we've all had it happen some penis who thinks he's the hottest thing since pop tarts sends you a message saying "Can I see you naked?" Where do men come up with their full proof(or so they think) pick up lines? A penis IM'd me the other day with this..."Can I put you on my Christmas list?" Kinda cute...but..GAY! I hate it when people ask "Is black your natural hair color?" Ummmm have you ever seen a pale ass white chic with natural black hair?" I'm sure they may exist somewhere, but seriously... I hate it when someone IM's you asking if you're Male or Female..I swear I must look like I have an Adams Apple or some shit cuz I get it all the freaking
Theres A New Lounge In Town
Internet Problems
basically......this site is retarded, i hate it and i dont use it anymore it sucks lol. BUT i have met some really decent and cool ppl on here so if anyone wants to add me to myspace or yahoo messenger to stay in touch let me know. and i'll send u my information.
Christmas Gifts
Open the gift that fubar sent you during Happy hour, and your gift will be doubled My dear friends and family, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions & picture below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spi
Is There Life After Divorce????
u better bet there is!!! I was married for 8 years, it was terrible now im not saying that all marriges suck, just mine!!!! I am a firm beliver that if it works then more power to ya however if u know its not going to work then get the hell out and live life while you can!!!! I know first hand how short life is so in no way shape or form am i gonna waste it!!! If i could only give one peice of advice to anyone it would be live life to the fullest everyday!!!!!! Peace love and happyness to all who read this!!!1
America Against Truckers
why is everyone in this country against truckers?,,do they not realise without us they have nothing? do they not realise major stores omly stock for 3 days and i f were to shut down for 4 the shelves would be empty? organizations that have no idea what trucking is about need to get out of our busineSS,,,MADD and PATT
Lil Moma
Send me some love and I'll send you some.
You Wish You Were Me...
i am the shit. bitches dont need to hate cause the man you love wants me more. fuck you all. mwuahahahahahahahahaha!!! why dont you just get the fuck over it?!!! cant walk the walk then dont talk the talk cause fake ass bitches get outlined in chalk! FUCKERS!! shits about to get real. very real. which will you choose?? either way it's gonna go down and you ain't gonna like it. you think you hate me now? just wait.... its a proven fact that in the world today sex sells. its a sad truth but true none the less. anyone unwilling to submit to this sexual hunger will be broken down and eventually succum to it. losing their dignity, self respect and the respect of others. everyone scoures the earth for someone to see them as more than a piece of meat in this vicious game of life. through the search you'll run into characters of all sorts. the players. the sweet talkers. the obsessive. the possesive. all of the above will tear through the population using anyone in their path. which leads to
Hey Friends
In regards to those of you who have my number it will be back on friday. I do apologize for the inconvienence but had other issues that took priority over my cell phone being on. All is well now and I do hope to hear from my friends again. It has been driving me crazy not to have my phone.
Leaving For Awhile
I'm in the process of a divorce. Fubar has become an issue for my soon to be ex-husband. He has the belief that I have been on fubar for months trying to find a man to replace him. Quite frankly, this is not the case. After almost 12 years of marriage, I'm so burnt out on crappy relationships that I need a break for awhile. However, because he continues to search for my profiles, and pictures on here, no matter if I change my name, it is my belief, and my lawyers, that the best thing I do is just sign off until the divorce is finalized. So, for now, this is goodbye. Thank you all for being my friends, I will miss you.
Random Blogging!
I'm getting rid of the internet! The internet has been a big distraction in my life in recent years! It's taken me away from my life, my kids and anything important to me! So if you need to get a hold of me, either leave a message and I'll get to it when I get to it, or give me a call! Those that have my number have it for a reason, those who don't sorry! The internet should be off tomorrow! Have a great day and a blessed holiday season! ~Libby
Watching Over You
Sexy Comments Galore!
Thyroid Cancer
Papillary and follicular cancer , or carcinoma, account for about 80-85% of all thyroid malignancies. Thyroid Cancer Papillary and Follicular Cancer, or CarcinomaPapillary and follicular cancer , or carcinoma, account for about 80-85% of all thyroid malignancies. They get their names from their appearance under the microscope. Some are pure papillary, some are purely follicular in nature, and some are mixed, that is, both types of cancer cells may be present in the same tumor. In fact, some of these tumors are actually referred to as “follicular variant of papillary carcinoma”. The important thing to understand is that 1) the typical forms of these cancers are quite curable in a very large percentage of cases and, 2) they behave in somewhat dissimilar ways, and affect slightly different age groups, though there are often exceptions to the rule. Papillary carcinoma is more common in the younger age groups, though oldsters can also get the disease. Any thyroid mass in a child or
You'll Never Be Big
Someone get me drunk. SHITFACED.
Beggars
I now have a whole new respect for the women on this sight, oh but first things first, I'm not a women, that's right douchebags, you have been attempting to get a guy to watch you jerk off and look at your dick pics. I had no idea that there were so many fucking crazy ass pervs on this goddamn sight. Ladies I tip my hat to you all. Its crazy that all I had to do was put up a pic of a girl with big tits and the pervs came flocking. The fucking guys on this sight are fucking pathetic and I would have to say that about 60 percent should just end it all right now. HAHAHAHA have a nice day darlins what is going on with people coming on here and leaving comments and shouts begging for 10 ratings and to be fanned? WHY? if i wanted to be bugged by beggars i would go into the city, any city, and get harassed by the thousands of vagrants that would undoubtedly bug the living shit out of me while i was trying to walk around. is status in this place really that important that people have to come
You Should Check Her Out She Is Hott!!!!!!
bobbles0@ fubar
We've Only Just Begun
just imagine when you get home tonight the house is dark except for a lone candle flickering in a distant room. You go to turn on the light switch but a voice calls out from the darkness "don't". So you walk through the darkness toward the candle and the gentle voice. Once you enter the room, you notice our bed is covered in rose petals. Slowlu I emerge from the shadows,completely naked and obviously happy you have arrivedd. You look me up and down,smiling and enjoying what you see. I hold my arms wide open and you melt into me. We kiss and I slowly make my way down your neck removing your top and tossing across the room. Next I kneel Down and slowly remove your pants. You stand there in front of me in only your bra nad panties, I am really enjoying the view, but I need to see more. While kissing all over your body, I unclasp your bra and allow your beautiful breasts to fall free. Then I make my way down to your panties and with sl
Interesting
Reader discretion is advised. Leave your pride and sense of self-righteousness at the door. You don’t need the former and I’ll be providing the latter. Ready? Off we go then. What’s the difference between a submissive and a slave? Everyone has an opinion on that one, don’t they? Sometimes those opinions are vastly different and sometimes it seems more a question of semantics and hair-splitting. Some people moderate their own definition so as not to cause offence and some do it so they can fit in with the crowd. What few people do is simply state what they believe because to do so, without caring how few or many other people will join them in their corner, can sometimes incur a backlash. Still, I’ve never particularly cared for anyone’s opinion besides my own unless that opinion comes from someone I know and respect. On the internet, there aren’t many I include in that group so I guess I either put or shut up, eh? A submissive chooses who and how she serves. A sla
Look Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not see the rating cherries on any members!!! member ratings are disabled for maintenance. Friend entered a contest im SUPPORTING IT STAR!!! U can Comment Bomb so go help her out!!! and Comment Comment Comment Copy and paste the link to ur address bar http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670 And Repost!!!!
Happy Holiday's
hey friend's of fubarland pleaz go vote on hotmamajoci's blog it's a sweet poem I WOULD LIKE TO WISH MY FUBAR FRIEND'S HAPPY HOLIDAY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur all wonderful people and i'm really glad to have met you all. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL my friend's and family and to everyone fubar land love to all babynino
What A Load Of Crap
ok, so i rate shitty tattoos as shitty, ugly people as ugly, what is the best part of all this? when you come across some stupid twat who decides to come in and rate you and your pics in a retalitory fashion (of course lower than the ratings you handed out) and then block you from looking at their page, and rating anymore of their shit. sorry ~taryn~ i didnt brand you with the ugly tattoos, i just rated them as to how pitiful they are. the big tattoo on your back looks good, i guess 1 out of three aint bad, it just takes the slower people a few tries to catch on. dont worry cupcake, even though you blocked me, youre special to me, short bus special. why is it, that everyone on this site feels it imperative to rate everyone a 10 and to make absolutely false comments about everything. for example: girl a posts pics of the worst piece of shit scratch ass tattoo that i have ever seen, yet everyone who leaves a comment, especially the guys, leave a comment about how nice the ink is, have yo
Sorry!
Thanks to everyone who helped me level up to Rockstar yesterday!! Between being so busy and then Fubar acting up last night, I know I've missed thanking a lot of people. I'm sorry to those of you I missed, but I do appreciate all the effort!! Hugs, Stacey aka Mystic Butterfly
Pass It Along Peeps
Friend entered a contest im SUPPORTING IT STAR!!! U can Comment Bomb so go help her out!!! and Comment Comment Comment Copy and paste the link to ur address bar http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670 And Repost!!!! http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=398734116 copy paste link
Dont Take Things For Granted If You Have It Good
I Saw You
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.But, you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to thos
Kindred:the Embraced
I dont know if anyone hasd watched the series based on the white wolf rpg called the masquerade. It has many clans...Brujah, Ventru. gangrel, ect. My most fave is the ventru....since its the principality in the series! Julian and Archon Rule! leave comments please oh and uhm do u think they should bring it back with new people like they did with the NG Trek? and who should they have
We Need Your Help
Please repost this so we can spread this to as many people as we can so this girl can maybe be with her family or the holidays. Let's give her family a blessed christmas. This could help if we all help. amber alert we need your prayers to help MISSING CHILD ALERT... my niece has been missing since Tuesday, I just got the word last night and doing what I can to help the police find her, I know the web is the only place I can contribute to right now, the more I post, the more word will get around, and if one person could say hey I have seen her, then I will know she is still with us. I have contacted Amber Alert, the local news papers, and the local and area tv stations with her picture, I am now going to write to middle Tennessee and East Tennessee and then around the state newspapers, and tv stations. she is posted on the Tennessee Amber Alert site, I am not going to rest til I know something. If you have a amber alert board or post missing children on the general board, copy and p
The Secret
I want my own a home in the country, with access to a lake or river I want a boat, so I can fish I want one day a week that I can dedicate to fishing, though I would be happy if I could have more than one. I want a truck I want a camper, for I love to camp I want a car, so when I travel to a city, I can be comfortable when seeking some place to park I want a large kitchen, for I thoroughly enjoy cooking I want a garden, so I may grow herbs, flowers, veggies, and roses I want a dock on my water front property I want a wife to share it all with Creating and defining communication in relationships both personal and professional...What we call our communication is Masculine and feminine positioning....Which woman have forgotten b/c of their invisible education, invisible money, Or their invisible career... Do not go seeking any virtual relationship(s) either....I feel the internet can steal time from tangible unions among other serious dysfunctions....;) I must teach a w
Need To Take A Little Break
I need to to take a little break from the hustle and Bustle of the Zany life on FUBAR. I need to rechannel my life on matters away from FUBAR, which are more important to me. I will still pop on to check comments and messages etc, just not as often. I will try to leave comments when I can. I hope you all undertsand and that im not leaving, just doing what I think is right Thanks Dave
Kp
The Real World
Rep. Ron Paul of Texas yesterday broke the single-day Republican presidential-campaign fundraising record he set last month, raising about $6 million and giving him almost $18 million for the fourth quarter. Sunday’s Freeport fundraiser, a re-enactment of the Boston Tea Party of 1773, was part of a national one-day “money bomb” fundraising phenomenon supporters said drew in more than $4 million for the campaign of the Lake Jackson congressman. The money raised rivals the Nov. 5 Guy Fawkes Day fundraisers, which garnered a record $4.3 million. http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2007-12-17-ronpaul-fundraising_N.htm?csp=34
Ron Paul 2008
RON PAUL REVOLUTION
Love
the one woman i care for im pushing away from me i dont want to loose her but i think i will becouse ive not felt like this in a long time and im moving to fast and i keep calling her to talk. U know who u r and im so so sorry for doing this but i do love u and care for u love shawn aka joker
Dear Friends!
My Dear Friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically ap pealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light
Owner
MY OWNER NEEDS SOME FUBAR LOVE TO LEVEL PLEASE HELP JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW TELL HIM I SENT YOU PONYBOY1966~~ FNDR & PRES. OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY ~~R/L BF & PAR. TO LAURALEI~~OWNER OF PATTIE~~@ fubar HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Life20
It is December 17th! wow. Only 8 days to Christmas. I have so much to do and so little time. I spent all day wrapping presents and didn't get them all done. I have a package coming on the 20th with presents that I will have to wrap, some stuff I ordered on the internet. I still have my Dad, my Step mother, my brother-in-law, my niece and nephew and grandfather to buy for. I still need to get a couple more things for Christopher too. After wrapping his presents, I noticed he has been shorted. I think I will either go shopping tonight or go tomorrow after my physical therapy appointment. Friday we are having a dinner party. I always have a dinner party for my friends at Christmas and make a prime rib roast. They all look forward to it every year. It is only 8 of us this year since 2 of our friends moved away. It started out years ago with people in the neighborhood and they have come and gone. Now, it is us remaining in the neighborhood that do this. We have known
Contest
Hey any nice ladys want to goto South Dekota on the back of the bike next summer, let me know! Hey everyone. Could you do me a favor. My brother is in a contest and I want to see him win. Could you stop by the link below and comment bomb his pic. I only get 200 comments a day and use them up on him. Thanks so much I appreciate it.
Pissed
Brickfish...
Friends Contest
Friend entered a contest im SUPPORTING IT STAR!!! U can Comment Bomb so go help her out!!! Copy and paste the link to ur address bar http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670
Some Stuff About Me :-u
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING " IF YOU HAD ME ALONE.... I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm not going to be on Fubar for a while.... for at least a month. I just need to avoid contact online for a while and live more... I want to lose weight, get really focused on school and work, and really get to know myself before I try and talk to more people. I'm just not feeling like myself lately, and the internet's not helping. So I bid you all adieu, until a while from now. I'm still going to be checking my email though, kfuller7@kent.edu. Feel free to contact me there, goodbye everyone! For now! Love Always *Krista* fill it out Am I hott?
Take Surveys Online
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H.i.m.!
Had never listened to the band H.I.M. before but I gotta say I love their LP Dark Light,it's awsome!.....So rock on dudes an dudettes!......Much love!
Series Of Questions
Holidays are for good cheer. Or more likely a reason to sneer Are the holidays happy? And do they bring us near? We should question all this merrymaking. Why do we celebrate? It's really not that clear Why all of a sudden do we cheer. Do we come together as one family? Or argue more than we do all year?
New Site
http://sendchristmasjoy.com/ Check out and send the christmas joy!!!! Merry Christmas to all!!!
The Best Sex Ever !!!!!
hey people thought i would try out this blog thingy not used to it yet but it has to be as easy as my space maybe just wanted you guys to check out my favorite girly person and show her some love she is new on here jsut really started today show please show her some love and we will retrn the favorsunshine@ fubar also check my baby he gives the best sex ever and hes pretty cool to show him some love also thanks ¢¾ muahpete@ fubar
Happy Hour
As most of you all know I was in a auction. Well since my hubby is as stuborn as me he won me and my gift is a happy hour. I will be doin it later on this week not sure on a date or time yet Ill let everyone know but I hope everyone can be around when my purdy lil face is up at the top! :P I wanna thank everyone that placed a bid on me! I was so flattered by all the bids I was gettin so thank you! I had alot of fun with this auction and cant wait till the next time Im in one. So thanks again for all the bids and I hope everyone has a very merry christmas and happy new year! xoxo -cotton
Just Wanted You To Know This Christmas
Roar
So I just found out the other day that our landlord needs us out of our house by the end of March. I still live with my parents and they've been talking about moving to Greenville, SC which is about 5 hours away from where we live now. So my dilema is that I don't have a place to live or I need to find one very soon. Since I don't want to move to Greenville just yet (my boyfriend lives in Wilmington, NC which is an hour away), I need to find a job and a place to live up there. I'm really worried about what's going to happen and if I can get it done in the next month and a half and whether or not I can handle rent and stuff by myself. I really don't want to have a roommate. I did that with my ex husband back in 2005 and they were probably the worst. I'd rather live alone until my boyfriend can move in with me. I'd go to his place but his apartment he just moved into in Nov. doesn't allow pets, so I need to find a place that does that way when he can move out and find someone to replace
X-mas!
Im feeling generous hehe whatever First one to comment on this blog can have the rest of my 11's which is about 60.... I know u all have been waiting all year to give me something....wait that totally sounds dirty haha anyway i thought this was cute so if your cheap and dont wanna give me a real gift then add one here haha im such a brat im jk to everybody who doesnt already know me Happy Holidays and LUV ALL MY FRIENDS! gift or no gift you guyz have been awesome...even the naughty ones hehe LUVZ YA, ~SinD
Piece Of History
So here I am. Take me as I come. Looks like my world is slowly fading.... and once again-my pride has won. I feel like I'm drowning, and there's no one around. My soul needs saving, but you're nowhere to be found. You made me believe, in every word you said to me. You made me think everything was fine. Only to reveal, it's gotten worse with time. Seems like I've walked this road, a thousand times before. You used to say that you needed me I guess now you're needing more. So if it's fate, that I must tread this path again. I can't do this alone. I'll need a friend. No, I can't do this alone. I need a friend.
Me
Just Me
There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' goin' on beneath his hat. and back behind his eyeballs and pumpin' through his veins Is the ghost of every cowboy that ever held the reins. Every coil in his lasso's been thrown a million times His quiet concentration's been distilled through ancient minds. It's evolution workin' when the silver scratches hide And a ghostly cowboy chorus fills his head and says, "Let's ride." The famous and the rowdy, the savage and the same The bluebloods and the hotbloods and the corriente strain All knew his mother's mothers or was his daddy's kin 'Till he's nearly purely cowboy, born to ride and bred to win. He's got a Buffalo Bill Cody and Goodnight's jigger boss And all the brave blue soldiers that General Custer lost The ghost of Pancho Villa, Sittin' Bull and Jessie James All gathered by his campfire keepin' score and takin' names. There's every Royal Mountie that ever got his man And ever
Rate Her Add Me
friend that was nice to invite me here is in contest pls comment her and Add me as friend! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=404303670
The Obligators
Doctor Visit 2
well i just got back from my 2nd doctor visit and he says everything looks fine except for the absence of the 'yolk sack' and that i'm 6weeks and 5days along and there is 120 beats per minute today. my cervix is closed and my cyst is bleeding and to come back in 2 weeks. honestly i think this doctor is a quack and i need another opinion... who the hell knows? all i know is that i just want the whole damn thing over with cause i am tired of sitting around waiting for something to happen or someone to tell me what to do. what the hell ever.
Abusive Relationships
To start this off i have been in an abusive relationship. If you are in one of these relationship,get out now. Physical abuse is not the only abuse there is. There are emotional, physcological and others as well. If you are going thru any of these seek help and get yourself and your kids out, if there are any involved. All states have abuse shelters you and your kids can go to, to get out of it. It is not healthy for you or your kids to stay in it. Think of it this way would you want your kids to grow-up like the abusive spouse, if the answer is no, definitely get out. If anyone that happens to be reading this needs someone to talk to holler at me. If not on my page i will always be in rednecks bar, come hollar at me in there and i will come talk to you. I will try to help all i can to avoid anyone else from goin thru this.
10 Million Yeah Right!!!
My Crazy Night
Saturday was a blast until I left barfly and went to search for my car. Forgot where I parked and when I finally found where it was--it had been towed. I was too happy from the nights events to have this let me down. So I started walking towards the Impound lot--miles away...and asked some woman for directions. She couldn't really tell me and so said to hop in--so I did...it was cold out. Drove me to the impound lot and left. So, I'm at the impound lot and was told that they were closed. Oh great-now what do I do? My ride just dropped me off and left, I'm in Minneapolis and need to get back home to Shakopee. Crap!! So thinking that my Step-Bro had just left a little b4 me I figured I'd try and call him to stay the night so I could get my car in the morning right? Wrong---lost my phone too... Now I have no ones number anymore--so if you want me to have it---send it to me. So I get to use their phone and she had said to call my steo bro and I was like--yeah...I lost
Contest
If anyone is available to help out a real life friend of mine on here he is in a contest. Needs comment bombers, or just one would help too. So stop by and help him out hes a great guy. Check him out also. And ladies "He's Single" lol Thanks
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Kween
I would like to know if any girl would like to have a threesome with me and Kottonmouthking420? let me know... only girls plz!! ;)
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How Do I Wrap It
Last night, I again asked my daughter what she wanted for Christmas. She told me all she really wants is her mom back from God. It was one of those moments of temporary speechlessness. All I could say was "I know baby, God can only give you moms love now, and thats pretty awesome" Silence followed and she then asked for the remote; life goes on. Don't know why Im writing this here of all places. Its just heavy on my mind I guess.
Gay Mafia
514 Bash Contest
Could you guys please to rate my bash pic.. no comment bombing just a rate .. I'd really appreciate it :D EDIT: Ok .. its ONE rate.. ONE Comment
I'm Not Good At This But...
Ok so I'm not much of a blogger. But I thought I'd give it a shot. Sometimes it's nice to just put your feelings down on "paper" so to speak. I'm not the most creative writer, but hey...we can't all have skills like that. So these past few weeks have been interesting for me. I've met someone that I've grown really close to. But I constantly worry I'll screw it up. Kinda sad huh? It's so hard...for me at least....to find someone who can see you for the person you truly are. I've dealt with negativity and name calling all my life. But this person seems to be genuine. She really makes me feel special and feel like I am normal, and not just some person everyone makes fun of. Anyway...just wanted to start my first blog off with that. Hopefully things will stay great. I wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why Do Guys Cheat?
well ive been dating this guy for over 9months and a few months ago he told me that he had another girlfriend in a different state, well today i went on his myspace to leave him a message and i saw that he had added 3 new pics and they were of his girlfriend that he told me he broke up with for me......i wrote him a message and told him that i guess he choose who he wanted to be with...but it still hurts to find that out...but back to the other girl shes only 15 years old and he is 19 and im 23 so i dont know what to do.....should i talk to him about it or should i break up with him and find me someone better? PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS
Az
I have to be away from my man for almost two months?? Im gonna die up in here!! I miss im so much and it's only been like 4 days... :( me sad. me real sad. Me want steven to go thursday!! peace out winter!! to az on march 1st! whoo hoo!
Poetry
Yep I Did That..
Help A Hunnie Out
I NEED A NEW HEART AND SOUL BECAUSE THIS ONE IS GONE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT I have been naughty well my confession is that i haven't been a very good girl this year so i don't think i deserve the christmas present i want but i am still striving hard for it i am makin every effort i can to get it.......i hope santa is in a giving mood this year.....maybe mrs.clause gave him some this year lol
Looking
ok the only people i no are the ones i use to hang out with and unlike some people i no what they are like and i dont want to hang out with them due to the fact they could ether get me to go to jail or other bullshit things so iam looking for a roomate the one i got now dont do shit he never helps me around the place and everytime i do brake my back cleaning he is alwasys tehre to ruin it again n again if you are in mesa or thinking abount this please let me no ill be geting my place in jan if everything works out great that is btw iam not looking to hook up with anyone of any kind iam just looking for a replacement my roomate dont do shit he only pays the rent thats it iam not looking for any thing else just that
All I Want.........
This Is A Poem That I Wrote. So Here It Is All I Want.... All I Want is to love you for the rest of my life to wake up every morning with you by myside knowing that no matter what happens I'll be able to come home to your loving arms All I Want is to share everything with you to talk to you about our ideas,our dreams the little things that makes us laugh and the not-so-little-things that we cant help but worry about All I Want is to give you my love as a place were you can always come to for acceptance or the simple comfort that silence brings when things left unspoken can be understood All I Want is to grow old with you to watch our life unfold our dreams one by one come true All I Want is to love you FOREVER
The Perfect Angel I Want (part Two)
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love
The Perfect Angel I Want (part One)
Well I want some one who will stick with me though the good and the bad times.I want a girl who will call or txt me just to say "I LOVE YOU BABY" or "I'm thinking about you baby".I want someone who'll love me no matter what i say or do.I want someone who stick up for me and would expect the same in return.I want someone who'll take care of me when I'm sick.I want someone who'll cuddle with me.Some one who'll be there for me,When I'm down and who'll cheer me up. To Be Continued................
Contest..... Feel Like Helping? Lol
Just wanted to let you all know.. I'm in a contest... most comments wins... sooo if you are so bored and you dont know what else to do with yourself (i know i know reality check right? haha) below is the web addy... copy and paste it and comment away... also dont forget to rate the pic ;) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=992497&albumid=734379&i=101552252
People !!
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn
When Girls Don't Put Out !!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a
Rate And Fan
Ppls Who Dont Rate And Fan When They Have Been!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is for the ppl who dont rate and fan ppl when who rate and fan them.
What Would U Do
ok i have a ??? if u had the chance to have ur husband home from fl for christmas than after he got home u were suppose to be going back with him and u find out that u r not able to go yet. here is my ??? would u want him to come home for a day or two and see him leave a gain with out u would u want him home or just stay ther until he could take u with him!!!! any comments would help nuttin hateful plzs i would not do it to u
Days Pass
If I Was In Ur Bed Would U
If I Was In Ur Bed Would U
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this
Blech
People are dying. Quit taking advatage of your freedom to get abortions, plastic surgery, and the internet. Man FUCK this snobby, fast food eating, pill popping nation. They know nothing of what the fuck is going on. They just want to forget. Pretend nothing is wrong. Fucking stand up for what you believe in!! You have to make things happen or nothing will get done!!!! Fuck ignorant, rid'em club hoppers who want to do nothing but get fucked up and get laid. That is not beauty, only exploitation and destruction. You're fat, ugly, inadequate. If there's a problem, take a pill...don't go for the cause of it, BUY OUR PRODUCTS! Fuckin prozac, darvocet, lazy, stupid, question nothing, contests on who's ass shakes more in order to forget about the job where you're chained to a keyboard 80 hours a week with only enough time to rent a video go home and pass out on the couch failures.
Kenny's Rants
You know, some people say I am a kiss ass but the way I see it is: I appreciate certain people, I have respect for them. I don't expect anything in return. I just like being nice. I work hard and I put my best foot in. And I own up to my mistakes. When I worked at Target, I was one of the best workers they had, my boss loved me and she would allow me certain privileges that she wouldnt allow others. For example: If a new store opened up she would allow me to go work at that new store and help them set up. Anyway, my point is this, every Christmas I would buy her a gift and my co-workers would call me a kiss ass/suck up, whatever just because I bought her a gift doesn't mean she would let me slide if I called off, no show, or did something that was obviously wrong. Can't someone work hard and still be thoughtful, kind, and respectful? Well I just finished my Fall 2007 semester at Jefferson College, now I am just waiting for my grades to be posted. I am pretty confident that I pas
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No Shit
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March 8th !
I will be hosting a fetish event at The Works in Detroit, Mi on March 8th. It will be an early birthday party for myself as well ^_- Send me a message for more info.
Joke # 4
If you wake to see santa standing by your pillow jerkin off..it's ok.. I just told him i wanted you to have a white x-mas..
New Joke # 3
the post office just put out a new stamp with a dick on it... i heard u were confused cause u didnt know which side to lick!
Advise To Those Who Want To Stop Drinking
Drinking non alcholic beer is like going down on your cousin ... sure it tatse the same but it just isnt fukin right!!!!!!
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Life On A Daily Bases
Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. When you're laying in bed at night looking up at the stars, don't panic when you suddenly wonder "Where the Hell is the ceiling?!" Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Whore Me Out!
I have entered a bash salute contest for 514. Please post one comment and vote to help me win a 7 day blast. The contest ends New Year's Eve at midnight (or New Year's Day at 12:01AM). All help appreciated!!!
The Obligators
We are a new leveling crew called "The Obligators". We are here to help people level. We get very hungry and eager to snatch you away from the level you are on. We wander around in the fubar swamps looking for people to chomp. We can only level you if you have enough pics and stash for the amount you have to go yet to level. We prefer to level at Happy Hours and hope that you are online as well and can rate one of us while we are rating you. We can chomp you down a lot faster to your next level if you rate together. So if you or anyone you know needs leveled, please feel free to notify one of the crew members below. We will do our best to chomp down on your stash, pics and blogs to get you leveled. We are gators and we love to chomp down on things, lol!! We are just starting this crew. So at the present time we don't have too many members yet. If you or anyone you know might want to join our crew, please let one of the crew members below know. Now meet the gators of this crew:
One More. Just Because I Can.
I closed my eyes, I held my breath. When they opened and i let go, when i was able to breath again, you were still there. I tried to walk away but i couldn't leave. I was unable to turn away. My mind led me in one direction, my heart led me in another. I'm still not sure which path i followed, but it keeps leading me to you. I just close my eyes, hold my breath and when i let go, i've been led to you. "To forget the past is to lose a part of yourself and to remember the past is to live it again. So when does the pain end and the joy begin? When looking at the past doesn't hurt but it teaches you why you are alive."
Lil Help Pls :)
My friend Drew is in a contest, she needs one rate and one comment only, no bombing allowed...Pls add the holder of the contest as your friend and visit her and give her support...Thanks so much...Here is her pic link...
Test Bulletins
Another Joke
A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?" He replies, "No." She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don't want to get that again...!"
Surgery
All friends, family and fans. On Wednesday December 19 I will be having surgery. I will be away from Fubar for a little while, depending on how I am feeling during my recovery. I just want each and everyone of you to know how special you are to me. I have met alot of wonderful people on here. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! Hugs, Christine
Life Upon The Sea!!
THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND! Hello everyone!! I just want to say thank you for being my friend. I'm flying out tomorrow morning, staying overnight in Mobile and joining the ship on Monday. The first day will be extremely hectic ... touring the ship, safety classes, customs, immigration, and crew sign on. After that I will be in rehearsals until Feb. 10 and I have no idea how much free time we will get over the next month. I will miss you all and I will pop in every now and then to say hello. The six months after rehearsal will be a lot easier and I should be able to get on more often. Until then Stay safe and keep on making life fun!! MEXICO HERE I COME!!! YAY!!! HTML Generator Be sure to check out the video or just enjoy the song as you as you check out the rest of the page!! :) There are many jobs that are self explanatory. I'm sure everyone knows what a dishwasher is and can figure out what a pastry chef does. Then you have those jobs th
Erotica
Not really but made you look sicko! :P Upon seeing her perfect naked form I had wished to be a wild-bee, a wild-bee that murmured and hankered up and down as to me she was a lady flower whom’s delicate sweet scent filled the very air that surrounded me. How I earned and craved to taste the sweetest scent that represents the most essential part of femininity. How I wished that very moment to curve upon her with amorous firm legs, spreading hers and taking my will of her. Tasting her delicate pleasure zones till I blessed my buds with the sweetness I was in search for. The thought to hold her tremulous and tight till she was satisfied no matter the physical exertion she placed forth to free herself from my grasp, and no matter her shortness of breath, as I fucked her with my tongue. How aroused my tongue is now thinking so impish of her, recalling the warming comfort of being between her thighs and the sweet syrup of her that flowed sweeter then that from maple trees, and which run
Holy Night
Quotations Amongst Myself
How it is we collide and find ourselves twisted in a wreck of emotions, but it is the heart that remains and never truly walks away without the injury of hurt. -Rod P. Stapleton A writer is not only a writer, a writer is an artist, for what a painter does with a brush a writer simply does with words. -Rod P. Stapleton It is not that I fear death, for I do not fear dying when amongst such beauty, it is that I fear to see such beauty die before me. -Rod P. Stapleton In life it is not ones heart that is in agony when violated, it is ones spiritual intellect, which takes flight to hide from the veracity of vitality itself. -Rod P. Stapleton Birds sing, I sing, maple runs sweet from its birthplace, I as well was born sweet. It was the wind allowing ripples to become waves amongst harrowing wild seas that has made me trivial to my mother and her unwavering nature. -Rod P. Stapleton Is there at all much difference between assassinating one by means of a bullet and that of
Christmas Shoes
To All Wanna Be Friends
Everyone on here post blog's and Mumm's and expectyou to go read and reply and comment. Well so did I and needed some help on a small matter, and not the first person replied or responded back. So from now on if you want my opinion or need me to help out, forget it want happen.
Just Read This
It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing around like little boys do And in his hands he held A pair of shoes And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry Sir? Daddy says there's not much time You see, she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes will make her smile And I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus, tonight. They counted pennies for what seem like years And cashier says son there's not enough here He searches is pockets franticly And he turned and he looked at me And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house Most years she just did without Tell me Sir Wh
Why Does Love Hurt?
why does love hurt? its not supposed to hurt us. its supposed to be the best thing that ever happened to us. it aint supposed to make us cry, or hurt. someone please tell me.....
Some People's Children
Hmmm he blocked me?!?! What a douche! He rated me a bunch of 1s and then turned into a pussy when I confronted him. LOL slim: stfu nazi ->Mrs. Robinson: what's with all the 1s ->Mrs. Robinson: thanks for the points http://fubar.com/user/1214863 Ok I know it's long as hell but damn is it funny! ->Mrs. Robinson: then why do you still reply My Coke Re...: maybe if I gave to shits on what you really had to say I would actually listen ->Mrs. Robinson: maybe we need to just agree to disagree and find you a new psychologist My Coke Re...: no, if YOU hadn't said anything, we wouldnt be in this situation. ->Mrs. Robinson: well if you didn't get so angry and defensive in the first place we would be in this situation now would we My Coke Re...: I would have if you did make that rude comment, but again, that's your ammo, getting people pissed off & then trying to see what truly is wrong with them, when in most cases it absolutely nothing. ->Mrs. Robinson: you could have mo
Why Do Men Play Games?
i have come to find out that in my 12 years of dating that there are ALOT of men that like to play games with women. yes guys i know that not all of you are like that. and yes i know that women play games too but i aint interested in them. Some of you guys know how it feels to have someone play with your heart, and your head so why in the hell would you do it to someone else? noone likes to get used or to be hurt. thats why alot of women dont trust men.... it goes both ways i know..... everyone needs to grow up and quit playing games.. you dont like games to be played on you so quit playing them on us innocent people who really care.
Rates
ok so today i wake up after the glitch fubar had last night and now when i visit peoples profile , it will not let me rate the profile , but i can rate pics...i mean wtf? if anyone knows anything please help me out. i am computer stupid!! lmao thanks in advanced!!! :)
My Poems
This a small poem about fears I used to have: The fear of been Lonely. ME. Questions without answers, “How does it feel when you feel That you are nothing for someone? ” Anger, accidents... The misfortunate always Crawls alone... The stigma you gave me, I wear it with pride, Your eye is always Watching me, I am still here, Crawling, Surviving! I am a loaded gun, Always ready to shoot, Always ready to hurt... But I never do, Because I know How much A wound hurts! Sadness, loneliness... The misfortunate always Dies alone... In the death bed, I’ve seen myself, Yes, I will die alone, I will scream and cry, I will bleed alone... No warm and loving arms Will be around me, No one will care for me! “Why in front of my pain, You remain indifferent and cold? ” The misfortunate always Dies without an answer! And so be it. I am alone………… MRRCP 2007 Angel by me You are a wild flower the sun that
Why Women Cry
opinions are like assholes everyone's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks. Why Women Cry A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.' Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?' 'All women cry for no reason,' was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, 'God, why do women cry so easily?' God said: 'When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I
Fairy Tale Love
Fusista Needs Help
A Soldier's Night Before Christmas
Merry chriasmas to all the soldiers out there Hope you will all be home soon Be safe
After Jan 2 , I Will Be
I have made alot of great friends on here its been a blast, but i have so much on my plate too many sites i promote on trying keep up with them, manage and dj on round up radio i must focus more on my career and promoting in all media and working with my new pardner Axe Studio for the indies, if you have a myspace would like send me request there please do www.myspace.com/roundupcowboyhaven
Science
By Clara MoskowitzStaff Writer @ SPACE.COMposted: 12 February 200811:38 pm ETAstronomers have glimpsed what may be the farthest galaxy we've ever seen, providing a picture of a baby galaxy born soon after the beginning of the universe.Images taken with the Hubble Space Telescope have revealed the galaxy at almost 13 billion light-years away, making it the strongest candidate for the most distant galaxy ever seen, said European Southern Observatory astronomer Piero Rosati, who helped make the discovery.Since the galaxy is so far away, its light took ages to reach us, so what we see now is a snapshot of how this galaxy looked 13 billion years ago. At that point in time, the galaxy would have been newly formed, so the new observations provide a baby picture."We certainly were surprised to find such a bright young galaxy 13 billion years in the past," said astronomer Garth Illingworth of the University of California, Santa Cruz, a member of the research team. "This is the most detailed loo
Shity!
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on
Thoughts
I am so sick of men who just want to get into my pants!!!! All they wanna know is if I can turn on my cam or play with them on the phone. I tell them to leave me alone but they keep calling me. I don't wanna hear about how hard they are or how horney they are because I could really give a fuck!!!!! Then I'm also pissed at men who pretend to be my friend because they think that if they are nice they will eventually get some. Listen you stupid fucks!! If a woman is attracted to you she will have you. There is no convincing her, persuading her or blackmailing her either she wants you or not. Real simple. If you are my friend, be my friend don't do it because you think I will have sex with you that's so shitty.
Ramblings Of A Grumpy Old Man
Grrrrr....So I'm at a good party in a lounge (where the only thing hotter than the women are the beats!) and my PC starts to act up. The music becomes choppy and there are serious lags when all of a sudden I get booted....not just from the site but my whole PC shuts down. Upon rebooting, I can no longer access the fubar site to get back to the party so now I'm annoyed. I'm still rubbing my ass from such a hard boot so does anyone have any soothing ass cream I can use!?! I hope you enjoyed your party AshWee and to who ever else that may read this that was in there....I wasn't being rude...I was being butt slammed by technology! Stay well, One love and God bless! I wrote this at time when my strength, resolve and faith were being tested...I finally came to a place where I accepted I just wasn't going to be "normal" again so I decided to be the best human being I could be because I now knew what it means to suffer. I am once again facing overwhelming pain and as a result I go throug
Vip Gone
since i have no vip anymore i'm going to delete alot of pics off my page if you want to rate them before i delete them please come and rate them ...i'll delete them this afternoon ....thanks,Evonne
Technology For Country Folk
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Roflmao!!!!! Snow Diary
December 8th - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9th - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12th - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by t
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Finally some good news. I got my computer fully fixed and upgraded which means that O.K. Studio is now up and running again. Here's a list of the stuff I had to get. New power supply New motherboard (ASUS M2N32-SL Deluxe Wireless Edition) AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 4000+ New RAM (Patriot Viper DDR2 - 4 GB total) New graphics card (NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT Alpha Dog Edition 512 MB DDR3) Total cost: about $600 ...Not! Well this is was happened. Earlier this week, I was copying an edited version of Halo 2 over to my modded Xbox (which I had called Xbox Red). I leave for a moment to go to the bathroom while it was copying the files over to the hard drive on my Xbox Red. Suddenly after finishing my business, I hear a loud *POP* and I said to myself "what the fuck was that?" and then rushed into my room to find my Xbox Red with smoke coming out from it. I unplugged the power cord from it without even having to think and I took it to the kitchen and took the cover
Fractured Fairy Tales
Little red ridding hood was going to grandmas house and stopped to see the three little pigs they asked,,where you off to red, and she replied I'm going to grandmas,,,, oh no said the pigs, the big bad wolf is waiting in the forest and will pull your little red dress down and fuck you till your little red socks come off She told them she wasn't worried about the big bad wolf and heads to grandmas,Then she ran into the three bears, same thing happened momma bear said the big bad wolf is waiting for you in the forest im not worried about the big bad wolf says red and into the forest she goes All of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out and says, little red ridding hood, I'm going to pull your little red dress down and f**k you till those little red socks come off, Red calmly pulls out her 45 and says, NO you ain't either mother fucker, Your going to eat me just like the book says  
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I know we men are pathetically predictable ok. We are aggressive by nature (a lot of women are too). I'm not saying that is always a good thing, it is just that way it is. If women are so turned off by it "maybe" they shouldn't post pictures of themselves all decked out with their legs splayed open and a come fuck me look on their face on their profile and then be shocked when a guy posts something offensive about that picture. Don't get me wrong, I am "ALL FOR" beautiful and sexy women posting great pictures, but most of the time I won't even leave a comment because there are like 2000 comments up there and there is only so many original things you can come up with before it is all so redundant. And sometimes I see a picture that I "MUST" just say, "Wow,nice tits!" I know that is not original, or classy, or any number of other cliche' words, but it is the truth. Hey, why would someone take a picture of themselves holding the camera above their head, pointing down on them while
My Living Will
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
Tani.webovatranka.cz
Adult Christmas Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan And Peter Gabriel
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and Peter Gabriel "In Your Eyes"
I Stand Alone
What Ever
you know fubar needs to get there shit straight on here i cant even get half of my shit from my stash it say error cant fing what ever song i want so if they read this fix it please i would like to listen to my shit
Dj Raven Lady X @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN
Sorry
Why I Do What I Do
Ok its Ass day :) I want to see your Ass!!! So let me know if you have an ass photo posted so I may see it :P thanks for participating and making my world a most maximus day!!!! ♥ I blog I blog I blog! When I have something to say..I blog. BLAH!   who reads this shit anyways? Maji, Bill, John, Robert, Jude, Claire, Denise, Jeremy, Hughie, Ian, Pete, or Jim? Maybe Jay, Dean, Bob, or Fred? well that should sum up my list of blog entusiasts. I love you all for taking the few minutes to read what I type. I have sat here and read the blogs I have posted over the last few years. The poems I have shared and thoughts forever frozen in time in text. I know I have deleted some of the most erotic or personal ones I didnt really want to read again. Sorry if you noticed or missed them.   I can't blog what is in my mind today. Bill might strangle me if  I do. And I will prove him wrong and stick to my guns this time. I will be strong, and use some will power. I wish to cave and
George Carlin's Thoughts For 2008
Carlin's New Rules For 2008 New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule #4 : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your fla

My Poems And Lyrics
Write with a pen Seal with a kiss If you love me Please answer me this Do you love me Or do you not You told me once But I forgot So tell me now And tell me true So I can tell you I love you Of all the guys I've ever met You're the one I won't forget And if I die before you do I'll go to HEAVEN and wait for you If you're not there on Judgment Day I'll know you went the other way I'll give the Angels back their wings And risk the loss of everything Just to prove my love is true I'd go to HELL to be with you I met a boy I loved so well He came and took my love from me And now he's going to set me free He sat a stranger on his knee And told her things he never told me Then I went home and cried on my bed Not a word to my mother had I said My father came home late that night And looked for me left and right He came upstairs the door he broke And found me hanging by a rope He took a knife and cut me down By his picture a note was found In this note it ha
Poetry
Christmas
I dont know what iam doin but rating an adding but i have sure been getting hit with a lot of Bouncer ID checks. It is starting to get old real fast. Any one know why it is happening? Want to wish every one on fubar a very Merry Christmas an a Happy New Year. Every one be safe.
To All My Peeps
IF YOU HAVE PROBLME WITH ME THEN TAKE IT UP WITH ME NOT EVERY1 AND ME SO IF YOU DOUT ME THEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME SO IF YOUR ALL BOUT THE PETTY CHIT THEN DONT EVEN TALK TO ME AND IF YOU BRING IT ME WYA ILL JUST CLEAN HOUSE ADN GET RID OF YOU LIKE IA HAVE DONE SO IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AFTER THIS AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IM NOT SAYIN NAMES SO YOU DONT THINK IM ATOTAL ASS BUT IM JUST ME ADN IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY HIT ME ON YAHOO OR LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN ME BOX AND ILL GET BACK WITH YOU WHEN I CAN BUT DONT THINKI WONT FORGET BOUT WHAT HAS BEEN DONE SO HAVE AGREAT DAY AND IF YOU DONT THATS ON YOU ILL SEND YOU A PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS AND ADILDO SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THE FLIP FLOPS YOU CAN TAKE THE DILDO AND GO F&*$% YOURSELF FROM ME JJ i might or might not me on for a bit im out on the road adn im workin on getttin home so every 1 be good or atleast be good at it or dont even try cause youll jest hurt your self triin hugs to a
I'll Be There
I'LL BE THERE WHEN NO ONE IS THERE FOR YOU AND YOU THINK NO ONE CARES. WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WALKS OUT ON YOU AND YOU THINK YOU ARE ALONE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE ONE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST. COULD CARELESS ABOUT YOU. WHEN THE ONE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THROWS IT IN YOUR FACE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE PERSON YOU TRUSTED BETRAYS YOU WHEN THE PERSON YOU SHARED ALL YOUR MEMORIES WITH CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR B-DAY I'LL BE THERE WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A FRIEND TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE. WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO CATCH YOUR TEARS I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOUR HEART HURTS SO BAD YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WHEN YOU JUST WAN'T TO CURL UP AND DIE I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU START TO CRY AFTER HEARING THAT SAD SONG WHEN THE TEARS JUST WON'T STOP FALLING DOWN I'LL BE THERE SO YOU SEE I'LL BE THERE UNTIL THE END THIS IS A PROMISE I CAN MAKE IF YOU EVER NEED ME JUST GIVE ME A CALL OR COME ON OVER CAUSE I'L
Love
LOVE ITS A STRANGE WORD FOR IT MEANS SO MANY THINGS LOVE TO A FRIEND LOVE TO A MAN/WOMAN LOVE TO A LOVED ONE LOVE TO ME OR YOU BUT TO ME LOVE IS WHAT IT SAYS IT IS LOYALTY OBEY VALUE ETERNITY AND THIS IS LOVE IF YOU DON'T GOT IT THEN THEY AIN'T WORTH IT
Heres For Us Ladies Who Finally Realized That We Deserve Better
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went throug
Dj Brae @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
IF YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS BEAUTIFUL ... TALENTED AND EVER SO SEXY DJ... YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT... COME ON OVER TO... AND LISTEN FOR YOURSELF TO THIS SEXY SIREN.. WITH THE EVER SO SENSUAL VOICE... SHE'S THE ONE.... SHE'S THE ONLY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME COOL ASS TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR THIS PLACE IS TOO COOL TO MISS OUT!! SO WHATCHA WAITIN ON?!?!?!? SHE ROCKS!!!! AND SHE'LL PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! OH..... AND.. SHE'S SO SEXY.... SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~(Lea
If A Man Wants You
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went throug
I Believe In You & Me
When the daylight is ending & you start to dream away I hope you see me & remember my name My sweet baby..My beautiful lady I hope you see me & remember my name Pasts keeps calling Bringing bad memories Days best 4gotten & left where they are Dried up & buried You'll always wear the scars Dried up & buried You'll wear the scar Footsteps taken On roads less traveled Intentions mistakened Always unravels Will you hold me Make it all clear Or will you leave me Standing here... I guess dreams really do come true..Every once in awhile..Things will work out 4 you..but those are few & far between..You can get broken, waiting on these.. "By now, you think I'd figure it out...What this Crazy life is all about...By Now,you think I would know...How 2 let my feelings show"......Threw my pennies into the wishing well....Yearning 4 the secrets that noone would tell..I'm Looking 4 answers maybe I'll never find..But I'll keep on searching till I run out of time.."By Now, you'
Stash
What's Pissing Me Off Now.
I've noticed a large amount of women on here over the age of 30 calling themselves baby girl or some variation there of. I find this to be creepy, sad, and rather pathetic. No one over 30 should be calling themselves baby anything. You are an adult now, time to grow the fuck up already. Thank you and goodnight. Love, Tim. YOu ever get the feeling you are being ignored? Not just by one person but everyone? No one responds to anything you say or do? For days on end? Its rather annoying to say the least, cuz I'm almost positive I ain't done shit to anyone. What the fuck is with people on here? Ya try to make conversation, get to know people, make friends and all you get is ignored or after a few lame attempts at conversation they just stop talking to you. I don't get it. I ain't being disrespectful or ignornant to anyone yet I can't even get a fucking hello from anyone. The only exception to this has been a few people from the After Hours lounge. Shit, I can't even get someone I've kn
My Thoughts On Santa
Help Me Out In Levling 1000 Fubucks
For My Babyyy
Down Raters
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Can I Get Some Attention?
damn i thought i was cute and shit guess not these guys are all worried bout girls that have there shirt up and shit like that but whatever its kol
Good Bye
ok all !! have fun on this site .. not my style
Nsfw Pics
My Feelings
Have you ever felt utterly and absolutely alone even though you are surrounded by people, friends and family? That's how I feel 24/7. I have people that love and care for me all around me but I feel like I can't confide in anyone. There are only two living things that I can talk to, confide in and trust to keep my deepest darkest secrets and those two creatures are my beloved Basset Hounds, Sneakers and Buster. I try to make friends at every opportunity but it's hard for me to just walk up to someone and start a conversation much less become friends. One person I know can't figure out how I can call people I have met on-line friends and start a relationship with them. I can do it because I don't have to actually talk to them. By using an IM or e-mail I can pick and choose my words carefully. I'm not a social butterfly by any means. I'm the guy you see sitting at the bar ignoring everybody and everything. Sometimes I wonder if I have some form of depression. When I go to wor
This Could Happen To You
Last night was the annual work Christmas party. Considering I wasn't exactly sure if I really wanted to go, the night turned out suprisingly well, until the drive home. My sister, her friend Dennis, and I left about 11:45pm heading back to Ozark to drop Dennis off at home for the night. We get to his house around 12:30am or so, and talk with him and his brother until maybe 1:45am. At this point, we decide we need to start making our way home. We are driving down 105 from Ozark, going towards Skipperville. We get to Noah's Ark Daycare, where we see a red car across our lane sideways, partially in our lane and partially off the side of the road. I'm not exactly sure what he had done previously to get himself in that position, but when we were coming upon him, he was still moving and sliding between the pavement and grass. At this point, is where our vehicles impacted. My side of my sister's truck had the biggest point of impact, and it happened so fast, I honestly don't recall what side
Mercedes
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some tw
If You Love Me Come See
HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE LOUNGE ALL WALKS OF LIFE WELCOME ALL REQUESTS PLAYED COME IN AND ENJOY THE TUNES AND DRINKS IN THE IRON HORSE YOU ALL WAS STAY FU'ED UP COME HANG WITH THE NICEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND JOIN MY TWISTED LITTLE FAMLIEY. THANK YOU FROM THE OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SEXI DJ NOW COME SEE ME
Random Poems By Me
When troubles bring you down and you don't know what to do, just look inside your heart and you'll know that I love you. Every one has a destiny to find, looking in your eyes I have found mine. You're all I ever wanted, you're all I'll ever need. I will be yours always, you will have my love for eternity. Just beyond the sunset Someone waits for me Just beyond the sunset Lies my destiny Where the purple mountains Lie in deep tranquility There I’ll find the treasure Of love eternally Just beyond the sunset Waits someone so fair Just beyond the sunset All alone they wait there Their hair is golden The colour of the sand Their eyes sparkle in the night Like diamonds in your hand Just beyond the sunset Lies a home for me Where the world is peaceful Like a paradise should be Just beyond the sunset Someday is where you’ll find me
An Apology
Writings
This is something that i was sent that i think everyone should read. This is happening in homes around the world please read and lets stop this!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to
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Hi There
stand beside a lonely man and see what he believes slow down and understand we all have need turn around im lost again in a world thats blind to me catch a train and dont look back its free to dream----                     chorus dream dream dream   i was born in a troubled life not far from here never learned wrong from right but now i see these bars they hold me in keep me from being free one thing i learned in life its free to dream                         chorus dream dream dream     i dream of a better day with freedom from the hell i paid i hope i can see the day when i walk from here i believe ppl can change and i know im one of them im ready to change my ways and have god in my life                   bridge cause i see you love and i cant believe my eyes i feel your love in a way i cant deny i see your love and i cant believe my sees                    outro cause i only want to be with you   only only you only only you only
Xmess Foamy
I Dare You!!!
Ok! So, I finally posted 4, YES, count em FOUR, Salutes! Plus along with that came, ummm, how should I say, Ummm Hmmmm 2NSFW pics! But, NSFW is for family ONLY!!! I figured, hey, im gonna post a freakin Salute, Might as well join the crowd an BAM, do it to it!! LOL ENJOY!! So since Theres some new pics an salutes, If ur not family, Rate/Comment ALL my pics to be added!! Send a message when ur done! Thx If ur reading this, an ur neither fan/friend or family, Do the same as above to get entry, Rate/Comment ALL my pics to be added!! Send a message when ur done! Thx Name: Number: Best time to call: What time the kid(S) goes to bed: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
Christmas Time
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Stuck
the company i drive for thinks that just because the weather is bad that i can't drive in it i don't have a problem with it hell i love driving in snow but they cancal mr run back north and tharefor i'm stuck someware on long island sence yesterday my next run is monday morning so i wont get home till monday night sometime but that not what pissed me off thar esaying i only get layover pay for 12 hours i will get paied for monday going back north but i'm going to loose tuesday's pay what you you think about that? let me know
South Carolina
Angels
Let It Go!
LIVE SIMPLY, LOVE GENEROUSLY, CARE DEEPLY, SPEAK KINDLY, LEAVE THE REST TO GOD. LET IT GO! Please find the time to read this. It is very powerful! Let it go for 2008...by T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people CAN walk away from you LET THEM WALK. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The Bible said that, They came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person
Soo Hot
HERE COME THOSE BUTTERFLIES AGAIN CHASING AWAY ALL THAT SELF DOUBT AND UNWORTHINESS CONVERSATINS SO SMOOTH AND FLOWING I'M SO ANXIOUS JUST TO HEAR WHAT ELSE YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT WHAT IT DOESNT MATTER I JUST LONG TO HEAR YOUR VOICE YOU'RE SO PRIVATE NOT WILLING TO OPEN UP TO ME LET ME IN YOUR WORLD SO I CAN SEE THINGS THE WAY YOU SEE HERE COMES THAT SELF DOUBT AND UNWORTHINESS WHERE ARE THE BUTTERFLIES HEAVY HEARTED CONSTANTLY CRAVING YOU YOURE ALWAYS ON MY MIND YOUR TOO BUSY I'M NOT EVEN NEAR THE TOP OF YOUR LIST SO I GET NONE OF YOUR TIME I WISH I COULD SEE JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES TO HELP ME BRING BACK THE BUTTRFLIES YOU LOOK AT ME THAT WAY AND SAY JUST 1 OR 2 THINGS I NEED YOU TO SAY AND HERE COME THE BUTTERFLIES AGAIN EVENTUALLY YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS CAUSE TO YOU IT WOULD SOUND TOO SHALLOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE YET SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT TO A WOMAN YET SO INSIGNIFICANT TO A MAN I
Guitarist Extreme Extraordinaire
well be fairly new to fubar i find this site attractive....to say the least. i have met a new girl and have already made some good friends. my cocern is time spent on this site....so with that in mind do you think there is a certain addiction and do you spend too much time here ?? http://www.halfsteptovenus.com My Music my band my pics et all! http://www.halfsteptovenus.com/
Jingle Bells
If xmas could be an olympic sport, I would like to see the following events in it... speed house xmas light decorating. Synchronized gift unwrapping Timed turkey eating followed by a napping dash Xmas cookie tossing Of course xmas is becoming more stressful as each year goes on.. the gift that you wanna get is never in walmart. Gas prices go up so you end up spending more at the pumps than you do at the stores. Maybe someday.. xmas would be just families enjoying each other and bring home made gifts.. :D I hope i get my guitar hero. home made wrapping.. :D Jingle bell in the air at walmart the aisles fill with the folks. All looking for "who's smarter than a 5th grader" Christmas at walmart is a joke. Deck the walls with drips of beer, As i drink away all my holiday cheer, Because i know i'm not on santa's list I have been a bad boy this year! OH please come the new year fast and quick, for i wanna go piss the night away! ald lang sein for what e
Upcoming 2008
I have moved to Alabama about a two years ago and still don't know many people here, besides the ones I see at Calhoun. Well, come May I am finished with my associates degree in Political Science. Now I'm looking for the next college to go to. I have also currently found myself very fond of a new friend. He is willing to move anywhere in the U.S. with me as long as I am willing to start that kind of step with him. I have never been away from my parents before and I am now 25. I have never lived with someone else before in my life. So, all this is new to me. I am not sure what to do. He is in another state, but we both want a clean, fresh start and a new place for the new year, I guess you could call that a "Major change" in our lives. I have known him for quite a while, but the distance and my school is what has kept us apart for so long. No, we haven't had a long distance relationship more of a friendship, but I think we are good enough friends to maybe start a relationship
Why Are Some People Invisible
Why are some people invisible?, it came to my attention today that there are 2 types of people the visable peeps and the invisable peeps? i dont know why this is? but i am an invisible, im not sure if should be proud or what.its a lonely place to be and have to say wish it on no1, so come on what makes us invisible or visable???
Christmas Alone
dont leave a friend alone on christmas! things happen weather its money or time people get stuck on the holidays with noone or no place to go so on that day remember to call write email or just knock on there door and say hello and happy holidays!!
Suck Bang Blow
COME JOIN THE FUN AND ENJOY SOME KICK ASS TUNES!! SUCK BANG BLOW Just Click The Link Above And Enjoy The Ride!!!
The Tumbleweed Saloon
Hey everyone! That's right...there is a NEW Country Saloon coming soon right here on FUBAR! The Lounge is already in place and the LIVE Streaming signal will be in testing for the next few days sporatically with the signal going LIVE 24/7 on January 1st. Head on over and give a look at Fubar's newest Country Music Lounge "The TUMBLEWEED Saloon" by following this link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53028
Pro's & Cons
Judith
just a song folks,no hate mail please!!!! You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you F**k your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all
Wonderful!
have you ever been teased by someone,that you got the hots for,it damn near drives you out of your mind?Well,I have,and it is torture.And they call us females teases!BS!Grrrrrrrrrrrr,it is driving me up the wall!I dont think I can take this much longer.So I'm just gonna FUCK...take a cold shower,and not look at your damn pic!No,I wont,much as I want to!Not going to give you the satisfaction!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!SO fucking frustrating! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Angie Date: Dec 23, 2007 10:28 AM I don't know who they areSaying I can't greet the crowdThe way that I want toCan't say CHRISTMAS out loud. I walk into a business placeSee things that I rather not seeBut dare I not say CHRISTMASAnd ask for a "holiday" tree. What happened to freedom of speechAnd living in the land of the freeHow can they take my CHRISTMAS moneyBut can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me. Men and women have given their livesSo we could still go freeI wonder how they would
Orchids
You hold me inside your iris like a terminal stain on life You condescend to my primal brain And twist me around like a knife Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn You keep me hidden behind a curtain, An audible human display You feed me orchids to give me courage And keep me in line with disdain Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn I have nothing left for you You left me with nothing I live at arms length and die a little, Between your constants by day I want my soul ba
For Everyone Who Really,wants To Know Who I Am..
I'm not like alot of people here,as some may already kmow. I post: 1)real pics of me 2)say what's on my mind 3)is confident and secure stuff about me. This is how I know I'm a real person.if you don't like what I say or do then fuck you.I'm here to meet real people like myself. Thanks to all my true friends I think you know who you are. Loves ya!! When I was a teen I screwed up alot,and I mean alot.I was a delinquint more than you know.I was in and out of juvenile hall more times than I can count,Then when I was 15 I really screwed up,and went to a juvenile prison for 2 yrs.Then to a group home after that.but I did graduate from High school,then went to college for about a year,then,That wasn't me.So I started driving truck,I've been quite successful in my career.and in my life since then. But the thing is when people would ask me,If I could go back and change anything in my life what would it be? my answer is and always will be NOTHING.I think that I made bad
Miss U
I miss you... It's sad when people you know,became people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them....
Im Sorry U Can Put The Blame On Me
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
I Found This In A Box
If i could turn back the times a week or two, would things be better between me and you. The things i swore i would never do, i did for you because i love you.... Well the tables have turned and the times have too but the words I love you will forever be true. i was doing some winter cleaning and i found a jernal that i used to write in it there was a poem from 4/20/1997. wow i was in love check it out. I WANT TO SAY I LOVE U I want to say i love you but i am afreaid you'll laugh. and if you laughed when i told u my heart would break in half. i want you to love me as much as i love you, but if you said u hated me i dont know what i would do. my love for u is like a stream that runs forever true and my stream of love will never run dry as long as i have u. lol the worst part is i was young but i felt love now that i am older i wish i could care and love for someone like that agin :) I miss the way you looked at me with the gourgous green eyes that told no
Ariel Needs Our Help
~ÄRÌÈL#1ßÄÐGÌR£™~ღ♥£ÄÐ¥ õҒ ÑħŦ¥ ŦĦ¥Ħȧ®ღ@ fubarlets do what we have to do to help guys and gals thanks
What Are Friends For?
I DONT TALK ABOUT ANYONE OR SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ANYONE,CUZ IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL,WELL APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE DO IT.IM ALSO NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO LIKES TO KEEP THINGS A SECRET AND DO THINGS SECRETLY,IM STRAIGHT UP FOWARD AND I NEVER HIDE ANYTHING.IM NOT REALLY SURPRISED THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT DO THOSE THINGS,People who are like that and live their lives that way *ACTUALLY* HAVE NO LIFE,ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS........LIE,BREAK HEARTS,CHEAT,KEEP THINGS A SECRET,AND ACT THINGS OUT.Your not a friend of mine if thats how you wanna be!
Hi There
hi,anyone wanna help someone that really needs it? help someone less unfortunate this holiday season.this is 100% real not a scam.i am a real person and found this and i am trying to help someone who has less than i do i bought a gift for each child and want to see if anyone else will do the same.its legit its through amazon .somethings are like $5.00 bucks,almost anyone can spare that just want to say hi and happy holidays.if there is anyone out there a little more fortunate than most and want to do something good for some really really great kids heres what you can do!! this is not scam and it is through amazon. no peronal info never changes hands its just something im trying to get ppl to help woth.somethings are like 5.00 bucks not really expensive at all
My Thoughts
received: 03/23/2008 08:39 am Ahhh Harold...I am one of a kind..and its not all good. As you have seen, I'm possessive and jealous...I want a one woman man....cuz thats what he will get from me! Loyalty, honesty, integrity, passion, love, affection, compassion, passion, companionship, love, passion...lol You get the idea....I'm old fashioned in this regard...no compromise..no settling. Just a few hours later she told me that she had a boy friend the whole time! Talk about a lying hypocrite "Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Hope is the substance of what gets us through hard times. However when hope never comes to fruition, hope becomes a never ending string of disappointments that leads to a life time of misery. I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate
Long Term Ex
Confused At Life
Well I'm not the best at writing anything. Have always had trouble putting my thoughts and feelings on papers. Hell I have trouble expressing them without them being taken the wrong way. The last 5 years of my life have been filled with a lot of pain and heartache. I went through a messy divorce, changed careers (the best move by far I ever made), been through what an extremely difficult relationship, and well lately I seem to be experience a bout of loneliness. Don't get me wrong there is not a minute of my day that I'm not doing something but it seems that guys have changed so much then the way they were 15, 10 even 5 years ago. If I have to blame anyone part of me is saying women are a big part of why men are so different. We've now stepped up our "game" and try and play the game like the men do but where is this getting us?? It's getting us a bunch of men that can get sex anywhere and don't want to take the time out to actually get to know a women. I know that to
Yay
Rate me and comment people, i know you all love me! I havent seen my cat for 3 days. We looked everywhere for him. He's 17 years old :( i went christmas shopping today with my cousin and when i came home my dad had this huge smile! Smokey came home! My mom found him in the neighbors shed! My baby's home :) [Miss]AngieAsphyxia Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers i
Dylon's Divas
We're wise We're proud We have strength beyond measure We've gained it through years Of pain and of pleasure. We're woman of mystery Woman to treasure We hold our love deep We give to those that truly matter. You cannot gain what we are By subtle subterfuge We cannot be bought or sold We cannot be used or abused. We've gain our powers Right down through the ages Our life experiences have taught us much And you should be aware of such So be prepared big bad world For we are woman of inspiration Be prepared all others For we will rock creation. And surrender yourselves To all that we are Make way world For Dylon's Divas For we are the best there are!! written by APhoenixRisingFromTheAshes
Just Too Funny
Old Age
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
It's That Time Again
Are you really my friend? Well we will see. If you just sit their and don't do anything YOU ARE GONE.
The Soap Box
if I have done or said anything to hurt those I love ... I truly apologize ..... If what I did today caused hurt or harm I truly apologize. There was no malice or ill intent. I wasn’t trying to cause the ruckus that came about… I do see that giving Me the cold shoulder is malicious.. it is meant to hurt..and it does …. Mamma Bear '~Twisted Goddess~' I don't accept blank requests this is how My name shows up on My profile page ... one has to go past this and basic stats to rate or fan Me ... so why do I get so many damn blank requests? and then people get pissy when I send them this auto response "thank you for your friends request... I am declining it at this time... I do not accept blank requests... you are more than welcome to try again, after you have read My profile" this is the latest dolt to add to the block list ...lol Little_E: fuck off Little_E: there ya go a 1 is that better.. some boys get so pissy .... grow the fuck up !
Kids Caughtto Love Them .
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out

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