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Survey
So I'm taking a fubar survey about auto advertising and part of it asks you to watch a video. The stupid thing wouldn't play!!! So I couldn't continue and I loose out. I haven't been able to complete a survey yet!

My Life... Please Leave Comments
Well its happening I am moving! No more city life for me. I am gonna be bored I can tell already lol. I am moving to a beatiful home out in the country, Its really not that far from the city area about 10 mins or so, at first I was looking forward to it, but now I am realizing how far I am gonna be from all my friends. I know they will come visit, specially in the summer lol. how long of a drive it will be to go to work, even though I can carpool with a friend, who lives farther than me. And my kids friends will all be out by the old house, I know kids are quick to make new friends but you always miss the old ones. I know we worked out all the pro's and Con's before making up our minds about the move, but I think its all happening so fast I wasnt really prepared for it. Ive been busting butt trying to get things packed, and ready to move. and damn its alot of work. I also work full time plus, and trying to get everything done and moved before Easter. Yeah its gotta be that fas

Profound Deliberation
Sometimes you just have to pause for a second to realize that the annoying distant laugh isn’t so distant. It’s you. Well, I do have to say life can be funny at times. I will be singing that “All I want for Christmas…” song this Christmas. You see, my real dental insurance doesn’t kick in until January. My current insurance has a dental option, but I might as well have nothing. What happened was this: I was sucker punched by my B.O.B. No, it’s not what you may be thinking. My B.O.B. is my Body Opponent Bag. A free-standing punching bag with the head and torso of a man. The base is filled with water. Lots of water. The weight of the water makes it really difficult to tip. Damn near impossible while punching. So, I took the soft rubbery top (head and torso) off so I could take (roll) the base to the door and empty the water. Sounds simple enough, doesn’t it? Well, it wasn’t. As I marveled at my ingenuity of rolling the base while I pushed the t

Top 17 Most Fatal Things To Say To A Pregnant Woman.
17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoo

My First Blogggg
lol i'm new to this...2day =] it'd be cool if u commented me and stuff oh yea nd tell me how it works haha loves xx Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead =i hope we're together forever Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends Kiss on the Hand = I adore you Kiss on the Neck = we belong together Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means... Holding Hands = we definitely love each other Slap on the Butt = That's mine Holding on tight = i don't want to let go Looking into each other's Eyes = i just plain love you Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Thank You All
Just had my first HH and would like to thank all my new friends and fans. I promise I will get around to you all in turn to return all the love I've received. Finally a very special thank you to Shell. You are my rock, my world and my best friend. I love you to bits and sometimes don't know what I'd do without you. Thank you for being you :D Paul xx

Going To Connecticut
Work is sending me to Waterbury, Ct for a few days at the end of Sept. Does anyone know if there is anything to do there in the evenings or am I going to be stuck sitting around the hotel?

Hater Sermon
Book of Haters Chapter 1 Book 1, "And yea and verily I sayeth unto you removeth thine nose from the business of thine neighbor and forsooth and with dispatch findeth some business of thine own. For it is written that if ye have a mind that is vast in its apprehension then thou shalt pondereth upon concepts and ideas, if thou hast a mind that is middling in its capacity then thou shalt pondereth upon things material, and if thou hast a mind as small in its span and heft as a turnip seed then thou shalt pondereth upon the affairs of others. Be not a hater for the life of a hater is long but their joys are like a persimmon, never sweet and apt to cause the screw face."

Updates
A few things: My cousin is 7 weeks pregnant. Her first baby. Congrats girl. I am working all the time. That is why I have no time to leave comments on friends' profiles. In fact I have to work the entire weekend until Tuesday night. I found the wedding dress of my dreams yesterday at David's Bridal. I must get with my mom to see this dress. I know she will absolutely love it. Sorry I can't post the dress. My fiance would see it and not be surprised. Bad luck. One of my friends is waiting for her second baby to be born. I hope I don't miss it, but I might because of work. Congrats to you Rachel. I know you feel bad right now and can't wait to get him out. lol. I am very much in love with my fiance. We have been living together 5 months now. Wow. Finally getting used to that. Wonder if marriage is going to be any different. Hmmm. Maybe/maybe not. Time for bed now folks. Muahhh. Have a great day.

When You Love Someone
How do you know that you love someone? Is it that tight feeling you get in your stomach? Is that need to be with them as much as you can? 10/02/07 To love him with all your heart and know you may never have him? Yet you keep hoping and dreaming of the day you become one.

Warning
Warning!!! .................V .IMPT!! If any-one sends you a bulletin titled..."Mom made me delete"....DON'T open it or forward it.....it has a keylogger code within the HTML designed to access both yr MS and e-mail passwords. Plz re-post.

Hello
Not to fall in love and race across country been there done that And learned a valuble lesson. I am NOT a PUSH over. But I do have a heart of gold, thats probley why I have the man I do. but I do like to make friends so stop by and say hi....It doesnt hurt..................MUCH>>>!! :P like everyone else...but we are ALL here doing something LOL ......on a HOT Saturday in NEW ENGLAND.......DAM I thought I was HOT>>>>>> no the weather is....OK SO that was my joke for today ....I am going to a bike show in one hour and maybe ride the screaming eagle............for 4 hr I think my STRESS level will go DoWn LOVE to ALL my friends are drunk and I AM NOT>>>>>>>>>(here on fubar)

Football Game
Last nite my son had a football game. It started @ 7:30, we were ahead 6-0 at the half time. When halftime was all most over they anounce that the game is delayed because of lightening. Yeah, it still hadn't rained which was fantastic, but had been lightening quite a bit. So this was almost 9:30, Tiger says wanna just go home? they are going to call it anyways. I'm like sure .. if they start back up my sister can call us. So we end up bringing my bestest friends daughter home with us because she doesn't like the lightening much and she wanted to see Colton anyways. Sitting here at home dinking around and was thinking geesh I should go to bed, had been watching the radar and didn't think we'd start back up. Well about 20 after 10 my sis calls and says.. the games back on they are on the field warming up. So we headed back up to the school. We won 28-0!! Didn't get to bed till after 12 got up at 5:30am for work and had woke up a couple times in the middle of the nite :/ Needles

Friends
SRY ALL FRIENDS I HAD OPEN HEART SUREGERY AND THATS WHY I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE. HEY TO AL MY FRIEND SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE I HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF MY BEST FRIEND, SHE HAS A BRAIN DIESEASE CALLED EMPTY CELLA SYNDROME AND IT IS SLOWLY KILLNG HER I haven't been on here for awhile I have been sick and have had alot happen to me.But hopefully I will be on here more often now.

Prayers Are Needed By All Of Us For This Person Please
IM PISSED MY PRIMARY OF THIS GOT RATED A 1 BY KNIGHTMARE , GUESS WHAT DOWN RATERS KISS MY MOTHER FUCKIN CHEROKEE ASS AS FOR A 10 OR A 11 FROM ME , YOU WILL YOUR JUST RETURN FROM BREW A GOOD KICK IN THE ASS . imikimi - Customize Your World PRINCESS PUNKASS ( BOOMER SOONER ) HER SON'S GROUP WERE HIT AND ITS BEEN 5 WEKS AND HAVE NOT HEARD FROM HIM AND HIS GROUP Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! "" MAY GOD'S ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM AND PROTECT THEM ALWAYS "" WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW ON 3/14/97

Bored And Borederer
I have only just gotten up at one, a sensation which is, I must say, sinfully unfamiliar at this point. This is feasibly the first time in 2 or 3 years that my eyes have missed sunrise and I've been too tired to make a real decent home cooked meal. I suppose I'll have to pay penance by cooking a full out dinner tonight, or I'll feel guilty about eating Captain Crunch X.x Though I regret to say, that's all the information I can seem to gather to report so far today. Heh. Ah well. I guess I'll do some laundry and waste some hours playing MMORPGs before presenting myself in a timely manner to "peddle smut" as my line of work has been so rightfully deemed. I am inclined to believe that I have possibly spent more time than is socially acceptable online today. *sigh*

Update
Hey all, Just wanted to let you know that Randy (Big Rock) and I are in the process of moving into a 4 bedroom house. 2008 is already looking up! And yes, a possible house warming gathering! There may be e-mail address changes as well, but we will keep everybody updated! So if we become MIA for a while, please understand that we are BUSY! Best Wishes for a Happy New Year to all of you! Korissa Just wanted to give an update..... I went to the doctor today....I was released 3 weeks ago for therapy on my broken leg, today he told me to put on a normal shoe instead of my aircast and start walking on it, which i actually have been for the past few days...lol I am anxious to start walking again without a walker. So good news so far, but the healing is still going slowly, he's hoping that by putting my weight on it, that it will compress the bone together. I saw the X-ray, and to me it still seems like I have a long way to go. As far as the open wound on my shin area,

Scary
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- German authorities are tracking a list of people believed to have a connection to a foiled terror plot against American military installations and other Western targets in Germany, according to prosecutor and Interior Ministry officials. German authorities know the whereabouts of all the people who are in Germany, Frank Wallenta, of the federal prosecutor's office said Friday but he refused to elaborate on the exact number of those remaining in that country. Police have not taken them into custody because there is insufficient evidence to arrest them, he said. The people are still at large and are of various nationalities -- some living in Germany and some outside the country, Interior Ministry spokesman Christian Sachs. On Thursday an interior ministry spokesman said police were searching for 10 suspects believed to have belonged to the terror network that provided assistance to the three men accused in the plot. German authorities announced We

Brew Is Brew And This Is Called Bad Ass Brew Now
NSFW THIS, NSFW THAT PLEASE, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO MOAN ABOUT . THE VIP IS WORTH SHIT , HUMP DAY PICS REMEMBER NO NUDE PICS BECAUSE THEY WILL BLOCK THEM , ALSO NO HARLEY PICS OF THE CHICKS NIPPLES OR PICS WITH BITCH , BECAUSE THAT IS ALSO CONSIDERED NSFW . FUBAR HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT MOAN AND WHINE , AND ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE BORED TO HELL , TO SEE ALIL NIPPLE OR A PIC WITH BITCH ON IT , WASN'T ADAM AND EVE NAKED UNTIL OH , WAIT , THEY ATE THE APPLE. OH DAMN THEY HAD TO PUT FIG LEAFS OVER THEMSELVES . PLEASE SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT , BECAUSE FUBAR REALLY SUCKS AT IT . 3 SOLDIERS LOST THEIR LIVES TUESDAY EVENING , IT WAS A TRAINING MISSION , HEADING FOR CHATTANOOGA , TN IT WAS A BLACKHAWK THAT CRASHED .I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF YOUS CAN KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS TY. NO NAMES ARE BEING RELEASED UNTIL ALL FAMILIES ARE NOTIFIED . TY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW . MAY GODS ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND YOUS AND PROTECT YOU'S ALWAYS . WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW ON 3/14/97. Jo Dee Messin

New Contest
BEST PET PIC WILL BE HOLDING MY 2ND CONTEST FOR THE BEST PET PICTURE BUT IT WILL NOT START TILL AFTER THE BOMB FEST IS OVER THE DATE OF START WILL BE SEPT 30TH 7PM EST AND WILL LAST TWO WEEKS AND END OCT 14TH 7 PM EST CONTESTENTS NEEDED ANYONE INTERRESETED PLEASE SEND ME LINK TO PIC TO USE IN IT THANX FIRST PLACE PORSCHE SECOND PLACE CORVETTE RULES *COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED *SELF BOMBING IS ALLOWED *NO DOWNRATES AND RATES DONT COUNT UNLESS THERE IS A TIE.THEN ITS THE NUMBER OF RATES THAT BREAK IT *HAVE FUN ITS JUST A CONTEST

Stop The Hate
People People!! What is this world coming too? There is so much hate in it it makes me afraid of what it is gonna be like when our kids grow up... What does it matter if you look like budha or Chyna...everyone is beautiful on the inside and that is where it matters most...Most people judge a book by its cover without getting to know the pages in between..and more often than none they miss a very good book...so do me a favor....for no reason at all...Give Someone a Hug today and Wish Them Well..........

Wtf Am I Doing Wrong?
Ok, so I have written some mumms about my ex husband. Well, I called him again today and well I was kind of a bitch, ok well I was a bitch on his voicemail. Not even 5 min later the phone rings and its him. So I proceed to tell him what I had in mind and it was like his attitude completely changed...it was like I was this horrible person that had nothing to do with anyone for years and then i want to walk back into someone's life. That is not even how things went!!! I have wanted and tried to be there, but everytime I start getting close again I get pushed away and it turns into I am this horrible person. I may not have the money, but I do the best I can as a mother to my kids. I am sooooo damn sorry if you and everyone else dont want to see that. I make an effort to talk to MY children too and you cant even call me to let me know what is going on with them. I could call you DAILY and NEVER ONCE hear from you, oh wait I have done that. I dont hear from you until weeks later and then I

These Guys Rock The Heavy Metal Scene In Cincy
This Public service announcement is brought too u by ur local apothed_in_cincy :P if u like Metal; plz goto this site: www.uwillpulse.com and sign guest book; lead singer was a high school buddy; would mean alot too me and tell them Chad sent u; but listen too the 3 songs before u sign. This is thier myspace page 4 different songs show them the kind of FuBar Luv u show everyday http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8649515&MyToken=a457021f-98dc-4712-a804-5e95cc24a8bd

Venting Part 2
Ok so last night I couldn't sleep. There was alot of drama going on and apparently still is. I had to deal with my gf and sister and their sibling arguing on who had something. Apparently my gf or her brother had it. Well I know my gf doesn't have the "thing" because yesterday morning I told her to use the thing instead of our thing and she said she didn't have it, she gave it to her brother to put back apparently. Now if my gf had it I would of made her give it back cus everyday I hear the two sisters bickering about something. If its not one thing its another. So when it got really out of hand I told my gf if she has it she better give it back cus I don't want them constantly arguing. She swore to me she didn't have it so I left to go vent. She came and found me eventually on the porch just sitting and thinking and told me to come inside and everything was fine. Ok so a handful of hours later I go to the store for my gf, I come back and there is more drama apparently. My gf comes and

Family Rules & Contest Rules
> This comes after much thought and discussions with other family leaders, and we feel that it will in the long run benefit the family. If you do not already have a salute on file in your pictures, please get one ASAP. If you agree to abide by these rules and guidelines, please leave a short comment with your name. By leaving your name, you are agreeing to abide by these rules and guidelines that are set forth as of today. Much Love, RebelBreed 1. THERE WILL BE A 30 DAY WAITING PERIOD BEFORE ANY NEW FAMILY MEMBER MAY ENTER A CONTEST. IF YOU ENTER A CONTEST DURING THIS PROBATION PERIOD, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE FAMILY SUPPORT FOR THAT CONTEST. 2. STARTING OCTOBER 1ST, 2007, WE WILL ONCE AGAIN START HAVING 3 CONTEST ON THE BOARD. THESE NUMBERS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE DEPENDING ON FAMILY SIZE AND ON THE PARTICIPATION OF ACTIVE MEMBERS. 3. WE WILL HAVE ONLY 1 FAMILY MEMBER PER CONTEST. THIS IS A MUST. THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE WILL BE THE GIVE-AWAYS WITHOU

Now Life Is Really Sucking Big
Well had to renew my welfare yesterday. Reported the 125 that a friends of mine is putting into my account from her navy pay. They are taking the full 125 out of my check. This money is what was allowing me to get close to paying rent still had to borrow a few dollars from friends or home I got enough out of recycling. But no I am going to be short of rent again. So may be looking at an eviction in the near future. Hope something comes up to help but right now my depression is beating my anti-depression medicen.

Why
Why is it that people say one thing and do something completely different. I am tired of all the games and mind games. Why cant someone be honest for petes sake.Is it that hard to that person what kind of person you are looking for ect. I want someone who is honest and very mature. Is that hard to ask for. What happen to all the mature people and decent ones.

If I Ruled The World
1 My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3 My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4 Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5 The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7 When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8 After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in thre

Whats Wrong With This Country
The problem with this country is us. I think alot, probably too much. I believe I have the answer to most of this countries problems. I'd run for office but my past (and sometimes current) exploits would preclude that in our 2 party system. So since I may never get the chance, I've decided to lay out my platform and let some squeeky-clean wasp from New Hampshire take the ball and run with it. 1. The Economy; We're being destroyed by our trade deficit, I think the answer to this one is simple. (and please correct me if I'm wrong.) Tarriffs never work, (tarriffs are taxes you add to the price of something before it arrives to "level" the playing field.) What we need is a simple policy change, if 25% of your goods are sold here, than 25% of your manufacturing will be here. whatever your total sales are to the American market, that's the total of your production that will be based here. 2. Taxes; This idea is not mine, but I believe in it so strongly I've adopted it. A national s

Cowboy - Other
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN RANCH OWNER A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass

Check This Out
The Mumm I just posted got pulled and I got this: (The one saying I off to Egypt) A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. Anyone know why or how this can happen? You seen the problems one person is having with a staker and they are still on Fubar? I'm confussed.

Nsfw
Ok, I knew I shouldnt have posted that last blog. To any of you that know me if I get dared to do something I follow through. Hense a few tatts that I didnt REALLY want. I even have "to dare is to do" in latin on my calf. Ok cut to the chase. My friend dared me to do what I posted in my last blog. Not stepping down, I set some ground rules. At least 30 people have to vote, YEA or NEA and if the YEA's have 50% ITS ON!! So, we will see what this blog comes to at this time tomorrow.......please say no ;P Ok I have a question for my friends here. I see the "allure" to have my wonderfully hot female friends posting NSFW pics of them on here, but honestly ladies. Does it really interest you to see some guys cock in a private album?? Please let me know, so i can figure it out.

Hard To Know
I am soooo lost..and confused.....Where are things going for me? I know where I would like them to go..but now not sure that will happen. I know I dont want to be lonely anymore and things here are about to make me lonelier....I want him and I am not sure he knows who he is......Well I am sure he does but he is just as Lost and Confused as me. Yes...I am sure u know who u are...... As I sit here typing this up I wonder..."Does he know the wheels he started turning" in my head that cloud my thoughts. Does he have the same thoughts all clouded up too? What do I do? I decided to just be there.....and whatever comes of it comes...For One never knows where their life is supppose to goooooo! But he knows who he is and I hope he knows I am here...for once his thoughts are cleared. So he may help me clear mine.

Down Raters .. Reap What You Sow
DOWN RATERS BEWARE … you reap what you sow here … go ahead down rate me all you want … but to belittle salutes and/or pics of support that’s just not right … I don’t ask that you believe as I do … but I was raised that if you can’t say anything good don’t say anything at all … oh and please don’t get all pissy when we come to you to show you some luv in return … THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY

Walmart Shoppers
Ok those of you that know me know I hate Walmart. I am politically against there practices concerning censorship of music and movies, and there questionable labor practices, and on top of that the places are a mad house of rednecks and chaos and smell. I generally avoid them like the plauge but around Christmas when ever store is hell I went against my normal practice of never shopping there and stopped in to pick up a couple of Christmas items. I took my daughter with me handed her $40 and sent her on her way to do some shopping of her own while I filled the last of my list. Anyway, she was wearing her Elment A440 shirt. Those of you who know Element know the shirt I am talking about. The front of the shirt in large letters says "FUCK YOUR GOD" on it. I had heard a story from one of the band members that he had been kicked out of a Walmart for wearing this shirt and not sure what Walmart it was but it must be true. My daughter took off on her own and got harrassed by several W

Married Men
i recently came into a situation with so called "single" man that has turned out disasterous. this man professed love for me and was even intending to move in and start a real relationship. i recently receieved a call from his "wife". she has threatened to come kick my ass an cause problems for me. i stopped talking to him a long time ago yet his wifey still calls and threatens me. if yu shout me i will give you his name so you might avoid the same situation.i hint he is from tenn.please let all the women on here know

Freedom Club
HUGG WAR YOU BETTER HUG ME NOW! Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you! 15-20 HUGS..WOW! you are really loved by alot! 7 months ago I have started a race of people called the race of acceptance people. there is 3 vows in wich to join,long haired vow,short haired vow, and long and short haired vow for people with mohawks. if you would like to make a vow not to cut your hair more than 2 in every 3 months for 5 years, or the oppoisite vow of short hair or the long and short vow keep in touch for the survey on myspace! keep in touch and smoke the green shit!!! anergy13

Writing
Eroticism Ever had an assaingment to write about getting yourself off. Well, I had a friend 5000 miles away who gave me this task one evening, I was to think of him while doing it and then immediately afterwards write down my experience so he could share in it. This is what I came up - not an easy thing to do. Naked, nude, bare to the eyes, unclad, Lying on black satin sheets, hair spread out, Knees bent and parted wide Nipples erect and quivering with the touch of cool air Fingertips begin their quest. Slowly from wrist, to elbow, to shoulder. Across chest, down, down, tantalizingly towrds the naval. Palm slowly exerts pressure on lower stomache pushing out Air from within jotted with drops of anticipation. One hand spreads the dampened folds The cool air hitting the warmth brings moisture. Other hand, finger slowly traces the folds from hole to nub, slips slightly in and returns to the pleasure point. Pressure slowly applied, friction increases, nipples s

Heres A Thought!!!
How many of you have had innocent pictures marked as nsfww by some dumbass who has nothing better to do than cause trouble for you????? Like who hasn't seen cleavage or naked women before omfg like some people are really offended by nudity !! Please give me a break we all come into the world and most of us leave it naked!!! So wether people believe it or not we spend alot of time nude get a reality check here people (I) have tits so what!!!

♥to Join Club Far♥
CLUB F.A.R IS NO...DRAMA !!!!!!!!!!!! First for all those who dont know what Club F.A.R. stands for, here it is. "F.=FAN / A.=ADD / R.=RATE (Just the Profile Page)". All Club members "MUST DO ALL 3" to all other members. You must take note of those that do not accept a Friend or Add or do not Rate you and report to one of the Owners, so that we may regulate and check members. We dont want to here that you dont Fan Add or Rate people. If there is another member for whatever reason you have a problem with you must address this to Boricua God~daddy. All current and new Club F.A.R. Members must do or be the following 1. Have the whole name Club F.A.R. some where in their names. We dont discriminate, you may also stay in your other families, but if your other families do not want Club F.A.R. in your name, We will appreciate if you bow out of the family instead of being removed. 2. You must at least be a level 5 3. You must have a SALUTE pic 4. We expect yo

What The Heck?
I'm new to this bar and I keep getting lost because I can't seem to see over all these people thats on the dance floor. You can say I'm really enjoying myself. I just wish I would have made my friends tag along. Thankz for all the free drinks and OMG I have to PEE! Oh one more thing before I race off, you guys are always invited at my small little table near the vibrating speakers. I gotta GO!

First Gay Experience
First gay experience Well my first gay experience happened like this: I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him. Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot f

Divorce
One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heartâ€¦â€¦One Second is Enough to Fall in Loveâ€¦â€¦and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wanna lose the person i love.................................................................. .................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list..in 5 min. ur true love Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We p

I Know We Dont Talk
Darkness grows around me As I walk this lonely road Beating hearts Sweaty palms Where am I headed for Gone is the sunshine The laughter And the smiles The miles I have to wander The road to travel is long Destination unknown Arriving when I can Greet me when I get there Greet me with a smile Break these chains around me Come take away the Pain Let me see the sunshine Let me live again I know we don't talk, We're not really even friends But I want you to know I'll be there, Through the thick and through the thin I wish we could still be close, Like the way things used to be I was there for you, And you were there for me Even though we're never talking, Or together hanging around I just want you to know, I'll always be here to pick you up when you're down So even though we're no longer friends, You can always come to me I have a shoulder you can cry on, A soul on which you can lean Remember me next time you cry, I'm here to help, To be with you Side b

Words
Words of Hate Carved in Stone Never to be taken back A heavy weight Around my neck Another cross to bear Words should never hurt Or so we are to believe But words cut deep And hurt so much Whether giver or receiver be These words will stay with me Till my dying day The words that broke my heart.

If Only
If I only had one life I would live it with you If I only had a dollar Id half it with you If I only had one drink I would buy two straws If I had only one meal Id share it with you If I only had a minute left Id spend it with You

How To Make A Woman Very Happy And It's True
how to make a woman happy, so fucking true Body: How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at

Everytime We Touch
Everytime We Touch I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me. I still feel your touch in my dreams. Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why. Without you it's hard to survive. Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side. Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart beat so. I can't let you go. Want you in my life. Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky. They wipe away tears that I cry. The good and the bad times, we've been through them all. You make me rise when I fall. Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side. Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart

Awesome
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. It makes one truly thankful for ALL of our troops. Enjoy! :) THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around.

Jokers Wild Short Bus
TAKE A RIDE ON THE SHORT BUSClick the picture to catch the next bus What's UP! Hey everyone! If you like REAL people and want to hang with the coolest around, ask Jokers wild to put you on the next bus out! They are filling up fast!!! After you hop on a bus check out the short bus lounge where once you subscribe to the lounge you can hang with the rest of the helmet wearing HOTTIES... and us window licking guys. In the lounge made for real people by real people you can bullshit, post links to funny shit (Like my stashes *Hint* *Hint*) or post some pictures (Like Fat Sonny's photo shops). It's a fun place to get over the worries and troubles of every day life (with some good music :D) So strap on your helmet and enjoy the ride. There will be random contest for best photoshop, funniest stash video, funniest Joke etc... The prizes can range from a free t-shirt from FUCKING INSANE T-SHIRTS , free paid gold account for the year to My Babe Space.com ,blasts etc.. So stop in every day to sa

Gm's Reply To Bill Gates...nice One
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, esp 7th point and 10'th point): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would sim

The Dinity Memorial Moving Viet Nam Vet Wall.
On Tuesday afternoon a couple hundred bikers from the area escorted into the town the Dinity Viet Nam Vet memorial moving wall. the truck was pimped out to carry the wall place to place for everyone to see the 1/4 scale of the wall in DC.Not everyone can go to DC to see this memorial. The hush was enough to deafen you. On Thursday night it was all up and flowers put in the ground and blessed. I got the first glimpse of it and suddenly my heart dropped. It was 5 to 9 pm. It was dark and all the lights were on. At nine taps started and the tears started and i started to sob. A vet put his hand on my back and pulled me in for a hug... now i don't know this vet but he knew my pain. I walked to the ramp to the wall and stopped and said a prayer before i stepped up on sacred ground.By the time i got to the corner of the wall i was in tears yet again. because in the corner they have the panel that explains that the names etched into stone was in order of when they were killed in action or wh

Life
summer is almost over almost time to see leaves fall time for some to break up time for some to make up all things seem to change change for good or bad life is like that it is a revolving circle of the never ending so just sit back and go with your own flow don't worry about what's going to happen next things have a way of eventually working out for the best take life with a grain of salt i'm not saying it's easy but it will be in the long run live life to the fullest at least that is one thing you won't regret TIME IS SLIPPIN’ AWAY EVERYTHING IS CHANGING LOVE IS FADING WHERE DID IT GO IS THAT HOW IT IS CAN YOU REALLY BE WITH ONE… FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I USED TO THINK SO BUT NOW… I’M NOT SO SURE WHY DON’T PEOPLE THINK THINK BEFORE THE ACT THEY DO THINGS THAT HURT, BAD BUT THEN SAY THEY DIDN’T MEAN TOO DOES ANYONE EVER NOTICE NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE MAD THE TRUTH COMES OUT YOU HOLD IT IN FOR SO LONG THAN WHEN YOU BLOW, YOU LET IT ALL OUT

Eagles
I found a bar , I guess i should say a friend and I found a bar. The bar is called FUBAR. Tonight my daughter and I went back and she took 2 pics of it for me. I posted them here .. :) GO EAGLES !!!!!!!!!!!! Free Glitter Maker Comments & Layouts

Thought These Lyrics Are Awesome Written By Page And Plant Called Thank You
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more. Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by. My love is strong, with you there is no wrong, together we shall go until we die. My, my, my. An inspiration is what you are to me, inspiration, look... see. And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles, Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one. Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad. If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

Mrsvain
THIS IS THE FIRST CONTEST I'VE ENTERED...PLEASE BOMB ME!!! http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3397015878 Hey, check out my bf MrsVain...she just joined and she's hot! Show her sum luv! MrsVain@ fubar Hey guys, my friend just joined...please show her some love! sunshine_99505@ fubar

Just Some Writing, I Like To Do
I dream a you as I close my eys. Wishing it was you I was holding at night. I know deep donwn this will never be, but just let me dream this dream for me. Some will tell me i am being wrong to myself, that all I am doing is causing myself pain in the end and just more heartbreak. But really does anyone really understand what it means to me to be able to dream and just almost believe. And truly no one has ever died from heartache and pain. It heals, it mends all in time. And you will grow from it in the end. Believing in you makes me smile, and dreaming of holding you keeps me happy inside.. I dont know if it is right or wrong, but I know that I am happy with you and my dreams of you. So just be true and honest always to me and let me always have my dreams.. Sometimes we are looking so hard to find that right person. That we tend to miss what is right in front of us. Other times we are so afraid of the unknown or taking chances, that we never get to find out what

Myself
Here's one woman who is telling it like it is...in her opinion! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like this is one pissed off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Ko ran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet...Hell, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible,

Random Bloggings
I haven't posted a blog in a long freaking time, and I was bored so I decided, why the hell not? There really is no point to this. Just something to fill time. It's really freaking hot in my house and that blows. Might as well walk around naked. Not that I am gonna. Although I wouldn't mind, naked is fun. I think the heat is making me delusional. I just might go to sleep instead of forcing myself through this. Although it might be too hot to sleep. Maybe I will try the basement, after all heat rises so it should be cooler there. Umm do something like rate it, comment it or something. No really though, Go rate and comment all my pictures and I would buy you a blast or something, haha.

For Josh
Hey! My online Man: Key boards typing back and fourth confort shared with in our words. Lay me down and hold me tight with in twilight glow with you tonight. Come and be by my side lay with me til moon is high. Whisper soft nothing in my ear even when you call me dear. When you are not on I feel so alone no keyboards typing back and fourth. No confort share with any words. No dreams of lay me down and hold me tight. Moon comes and goes and still no word from you tonight. Then I awake and I guess I see it was just all a dream and you were not even real because if you were I would be typing back and fourth but instead there silence in the twilight glow of me and you tonight I guess no more.

Stupid People
***TOP TEN THINGS THAT CHAP MY ASS*** 10.RELIGOUS PEOPLE COMING TO YOUR DOOR TRYING TO SAVE YOUR SOUL...THESE PEOPLE ARE PITCHIN JESUS, MOHAMAD, JAHOVAH, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANNA CALL THE DIVINE SPIRIT LIKE A SALESMAN SELLIN ASS SCENTED CANDLES....TRY THE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE GUY THAT HASN'T WASHED HIS ASS SINCE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE HAD A HIT...YUMMY.......LOOK..WHEN I GO TO YOUR DOOR WITH TWO NAKED, NAZI CARPET MUNCHIN STRIPPERS, A 5 GALLON BUCKET OF KY JELLY, AND SOME GLOW IN THE DARK BEADS THAT ARE MEANT TO GO A LITTLE MORE SOUTH OF THE BORDER THAN AROUND YOUR NECK.. SAYIN LET'S PARTY BABY!!...THEN YOU CAN COME TO MY DOOR AND PREACH.... 9.PEOPLE WHO TALK DURING A MOVIE....THESE ARE THE OVER ACHIEVERS THAT CAN'T GET OUT ALL THEY HAVE TO SAY THE OTHER 21 AND A HALF HOURS OF THE DAMNED DAY, SO THEY FEEL THEY HAVE TO BE SOCIALLY VOCAL WHILE I'M TRYIN TO WATCH THE MOVIE I JUST SPENT 50.00 TO GET MY FAMILY IN TO SEE...NOT TO MENTION THE 6.00 WATERED DOWN SODAS OR THE 10.00 T

The Hottest Guy On Fubar, A Special Friend!
I am collecting the NFL mini jerseys that r in the bk kids meals! I have 17 of 32! chicago bears is my home team and i need ur help in getting 1 or more unopened for my collection! If someone could get ahold of some plz let me no i will pay u back for them! if u can get any let me no what teams so i can c what i dont have! thanx so much all for being so great! rate this blog 2 while ur here! luv 2 all! PRINCESSFUBAR81 Plz Show my best friend on Fubar some luv! Hes always there and a great person! oxoxoxohttp://www.fubar.com/user/909686

Boring
its been a year and i'm not over you! i thought i was close to being over you but you suck me right back in. its like i took 10 steps back. wtf!! i dont know what to think cause of whats been goin on this past week. ur commetted to her but yet what happened, happened anyway. i dont get it. you confuse me and i dont know how you truelly deep down in your heart feel. i wish i knew but i prolly will never know. this just sucks!! so this is my first blog in the boring section cause well i call it boring cause my life seems so boring. i dont really have much time outside of the house to do shit cause i have my son all the time n his father n i just broke up like 2 1/2 months ago n at first everything was ok he was spendin time with him n having him every other weekend now he has not seem him or tried to see him for like a month now i quess he expects its my job to call him n to take the kid to see him n shit he knows how to get ahold of me if he wants to see aidan cause since i stopped

Fire And Ice Leveling Crew
' °º¤Dragonard¤º°' wants to give a shout out to the fire and ice crew for helping him get almost leveled. he went from 22k to 5k. he said we are awesome!!! i just love this part. special thanks to ♥§Ã§§Ë®§♥ rex 'blue eye devil sue 'aussiecplvic david '~*~N_B_K~*~BADBOY~4~life and any others that i did not see but came by to rate... thanks for the help, i appreciate it. just started today, need all the points so i dont stay a newb for long. please view/rate/comment anything you want.... i am up for anything. what goes around comes back around. thanks me can you all stop by and show my friend some love, he has been helping me level up. i have been on the same level for over a week now, ugh!!!! so he has been trying to help me, and i would appreciate it if you all stopped by and rate his page, thanks http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=477704&albumid=652160&i=3371272253

Ignorant People
Ya know I have found that some people on here are very fuking rude ... Noone on here knows me from Adam so why would you make rude comments or say mean things? didnt your mother ever teach you if you aint got nothin nice to say dont say nothing at all? true this is only the "net" but people do have feelings and when rude comments or rude things are said some people tend to have a complex and then they question things about themselves....I think some people really need to grow up and stop being so godamn full of themselves and quit thinking there superior to everyone else! I have met some pretty cool peeps on here and i wanna ty all of you for your support! Much Much Love GROW UP! AINT GOT NO LIFE MAKE DUMBASS COMMENTS WHAT YA JEALOUS? TO BAD IMMATURE YA NEED A LIFE FOR REAL SAVE THE FUKIN DRAMA FOR YOUR MOMMA CUZ I AINT GOT TIME KEEP FUKIN AROUND AND WE SHALL SEE JUST WHAT A MEAN BITCH I CAN REALLY BE!

I Remember 9/112001
In Memory Of 9-11-01Never ForgetI'll never forget that awful dayWhen our world turned upside downThe stunning blow that shook us allIt could happen in any town. Our lives are changed foreverCaution leads the wayWe're wary now and carefulNo, we shall never forget that day. We used to be so impatientAs we hurried from place to placeBut now we patiently wait our turnWith a smile upon our face. We'll never forget those we lostIn our hearts they will remainThey sacrificed for all of usAnd they did not die in vain. So never forget that awful dayAnd how it changed us allComing together with care and loveOne nation...standing proud and tall.~ Charlotte Anselmo ~

Hornyscopes
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims

My Stories
Sitting on the edge of a cloud, he watched her. He was her guardian, Aubrey, the one sent to watch over her and guide her through life’s journey. She was crying again, her body bleeding and bruised, she soon fell asleep, consumed by her own exhaustion; this was when he could help her the most. The girl’s dreams were beautiful, she had everything a little girl could ever hope for and was always so happy. There was never any pain or sorrow when she was dreaming, they couldn’t hurt her here. As he watched her play in her perfect dreamland his heart ached, he knew that it wouldn’t last, that when she awoke the pain and suffering would set in again. His once majestic wings seemed somewhat withered at the thought of what this girl goes through, but he was at least happy that he could bring her the joy that he did. With the sunrise, the girl got up and fixed the breakfast for her family. He cringed as she was hit for simple mistakes, or simply because they felt like hitting her, bu

Life On The Road
I finally got a promotion with my company after trying for 11 years and I love my new position, but have been on the road almost for 2 months since I started this position in July of this year. The only downside on it is I am by myself and miss my family and wish they could enjoy seeing some of the things I have seen over the last two months. I have driven to Los Angeles twice now and getting ready to make the drive again on Monday, if anyone ever gets the chance to make that drive down I70 from Denver to LA I recommend doing it cause the sites are amazing all the mountains, rivers and valleys you get to see are just incredible. The one thing that impressed me the most was coming into Las Vegas around 10 at night and popping up on top of this ridge and then just seeing the lights of the city as it stretchs across the valley for miles is something to see.

Nsfw Writings And Other
How to Eat Pussy*or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there wou

My Blogs
DJ Pink Pimpin' is SPINNIN the tunes in Club Misfits > Click to come show DJ Pink Pimpin' and the Pu$$ycat Playmates some love > Please comment bomb this pic! He has his auto 11's on, go check him out!! He's a great friend, so try to help him level a bit please :)

Kisses...x
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets do it" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"i hope we"re together forever" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I"m horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We"re friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"we belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you

Strange!
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs tell others !!

Obesity
Holy crap are we obsessed with food? Get out doors and away from your computers folks! Try some freaking vegetables instead of that Big Mac! Seriously, are all of your mirrors broken? It's an epidemic, don't believe me, then go through all the members here on Fubar, and tell me there's not a problem. I think all the fit ones are either in jail or off fighting for oil! Take a walk, it'll do you good, maybe even save your life!

Sneaky!!
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are c

Psychology Of Love
Don't be too good I will miss you. Don't be too caring, I might like you. Don't be too sweet, I might fall for you. It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all... Bottomline : A person who makes me love him/her is actually a person who loves me more than I love him/her. If someone comes in your life and becomes a part of you but for some reasons he couldn't stay, don't cry too much... Just be glad that your paths crossed and somehow he made you happy even for a while. Bottomline : Time will tell, If he's yours he will come back Two tear drops were floating down the river. One teardrop said to the other, "I'm the teardrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him. Who are you?" "I'm the teardrop of the man who regret letting a girl go..." Bottomline : Nobody will sympathise a person who constantly let chances passes by without making any efforts to salvage We normally don't realise how important our loved and closed ones are until they have le

Family Problems!!!
Two men, one American and a Bangladeshi, were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.The Indian man said to the American: "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story: I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grand father a

Daddy How Was I Born?
"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button." "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS." Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Mail'!

Re:ply 2 Kouboi
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would you want to be in? Answer: 3. Would you give me oral pleasure? Answer: 4. Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up? Answer: 5. Would you have sex with me on the first night we met? Answer: 6. Would you give me a naked pic? Answer: 7. Would you do me in a hot steamy shower? Answer: 8.Would you let me handcuff you, or tie you up to the bed? Answer: 9. Would you join me in a 3-some ? Answer: 10. What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would you talk dirty to me while while we had sex? Answer: 12. Where would you like to be when we have sex? Answer: 13. Would you have sex with me in front of other people? Answer: 14. Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night? Answer: 15. Would you have sex with me in the rain, over the hood of a car? Answer: 16. Would you mind if we got nasty, and dirty like in a ..

Extreme Metal
Does anyone know of any lounges that play only extreme metal. I\'ve been in a few rooms that claim they play metal, but its all mainstream stuff. I have no problems with mainstream metal, i like some of it. But my favorite is and always will be DeathBlackGrindThrashDoomHardcoreIndustrial and hybrids of them. Any advice anybody could offer would be most helpful. Thanks!

Just Plain English
You scored as White, Your heart is white. You are emotionless and empty. You feel trapped in life and want to be set free, but something is stopping you.... I hope you find your place, no matter what it takes don't give up.White82% Blue75% Black71% Pink54% Red46% Yellow25% Orange21% Green21% Purple18% ~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFarm.com

My Writings
I Loved I loved... How you would wake me in the mornings, How you accepted all of me, How you completed me, How you told me everything would be okay when I felt weak How fragile I felt in your arms, How when we made love I felt as if I could climb into you. How you watched me while you thought I slept, How you touched me, How you smelled, How you looked when I could see all of you, How comfortable we were, How short the days were, How the best days were spent with you, the rain ,and our bed. How I did'nt seem to notice your faults. How with 5 words you devastated my world, How "I don't love you anymore", is all you could say. How emptiness is all I feel. How I will never feel the same again. How you realized your mistake. How I can't feel the same about you, because you broke us. How you keep saying you're sorry How you ruined this perfect thing we had. How................. I like the way my chocolate melts in my mouth, I like it when my chocolate takes con

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