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Are You Native American
It is not blood that makes an Native American It is the soul. Too many... with fire of Native blood... walk ignored. Do not say I am Apache or Kickapoo, Do not say I am Sioux or Cherokee, Say.... I am of the Mother Tribe. This is the pain of our children, To return from the stars without a home or community, A tribe lost returns... scattered in the wind. Those who hear must unite and reap the seed of this return. ONE tribe...ONE Earth...ONE Heart...ONE People. Those with ears must build a fire and give thanks this night. Be united with ONE soul. Oh, my Children come home Teachers step forward without fear You are real.

How I Feel
How can I save you When I can't even save myself Oh, you want me A number of different ways Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself Now you want your Own sick requiem Cry, don't you? Oh, you want to.. Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Feel me, fuck me, hurt me, love me, Hate me, save me, kill me Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chains are my chains, too.. How can I save you When I can't even save myself How can i save you When I can't even save myself Doppelganger I love you My pain is your pain Your pains are my pains Your chain

Contest Reminder
Hello, just a reminder that the Holiday Contest starts tomorrow at 9 P.M. Eastern. As a bonus, the person with the most actual ratings will receive 10,000 Fubucks. If anyone else wants to join the contest please send me an email. Thanks everyone who has joined so far. Have fun and good luck! Just want to say thanks to all the people who joined the contest and to all who have voted and left comments on their favorite contestant so far. Have fun and good luck!

Native Prayer
Prayer to the Seven Sacred Directions Ancestors of the the East, each day you bring us new light so that we may grow in wisdom. We have been waiting for the time when your light would shine in the hearts of all people. Then they would remember the Original Instructions that were written in our hearts since the beginning of all things... Now is that time. Great Spirits of the South, your warm winds have sent us your love and the abundance from Mother Earth. We have always sought to walk in balance and harmony, knowing that all our needs would be met. The power and wisdom of this path is not easily understood when the mind is taught inside boundaries and the heart is closed to the soft wind of spirit. Open the heart of those who follow the way of the mind. Medicine Powres of the West, in the darkness of night you have sent us dreams to see deep inside our hearts, to learn how to walk in a good way. We see the beauty that hides behind each moment and discover the Great Mystery th

No More
I Think It May Be Time For Me To Leave FUBAR Soon...I Do Have To Wait For My VIP To Expire Before I Leave..But Most Likely When It Does Expire I Am Leaving.. So If You Want To Continue To Keep In Touch..Let Me Know..

Did You Know?
Did you know?.... Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "nat

Dec. 14, 2007
The trouble with asking questions is, Sometimes you get answers you don't wanna hear. Some people touch your flesh, Others hold you close, Some only pass with a glance, ONE will touch your very SOUL! TheUnLoved 12-14-07

This Year In Review
2007 is quickly fading away and 2008 is upon us....time to look back at all thats happened.... Hillary Clinton announced her candicy for presdent. Our Troops are still over in iraq...no surprise. The Simpsons Movie hits the Theaters and grosses Very High. WWE Superstar Chris Beniot is found dead in is Atlanta Georgia Home as well as his wife and child. WWE Champ John Cena suffers a torn Pectoral muscle and is forced to drop the title. D-Generation X Reunites, Triple H and HBK run rampant over the WWE We lost some major Players on my side My Father Carl "pops" Kinter Dies Jan.9 2007 of a Stroke at the age of 50. My Grandmother Irene Edwina Zondlewski dies of many medical reasons on jan 31 2007 at the age of 73. Cousin Andy Benner Dies in His Home in Texas due to a heart attack this past november at the age of 53. Friend Steve "mercedes" Gallant Dies in his sleep this past July at the age 0f 38. (More to come)

Native American Stories
John Okemos was born in Shiawassee County in the 1770's, along the Looking Glass River near Knagg's Station. He camped and farmed along the Grand River from Portland, Michigan to the Red Cedar in Okemos, Michigan. John Okemos became chief of the Grand River Band of Chippewa (Ojibway) Indians. Other newspaper accounts and histories of Okemos have him listed as a chief of the Ottawa tribe. His uncle was reported to be Chief Pontiac. Okemos was first mentioned in white man history books in 1796, when he took to the warpath on Lake Erie. Okemos and 16 others enlisted with the British and acted as a scout against the Americans. One morning they lay in ambush near a road cut for passage of American Army and supply wagons. A group of American troops approached and the Indians immediately attacked. Many other American troops joined the battle and the Indians were defeated. They suffered many sword cuts and gashes. Okemos reportedly received a saber wound which severed his shoulder bla

Spirit Warrior~w.s.w
Honey Bear How's it Going I'm the Co-Founder Wolves of Wiccan Society We are Currently taking Aplication's for Bombers.If your interested Please send a Friend Request to Myself, Lord Wolf, + Stormwomen40 Links Below an Blog Links Ty Blessed Be Honey Bear: http://www.fubar.com/user/852839 Stormwomen40: http://www.fubar.com/user/1199106 Lord Wolf Profile Link: http://www.fubar.com/user/943123 Wolves of Wiccan Society Headquarter's Profile Link: http://www.fubar.com/user/211368 Lord Wolf Blogs: http://www.fubar.com/blog/169746 Wolves of Wiccan SocietyHeadquarters: http://www.fubar.com/blog/79595/668173# Officers: Wolves of Wiccan Society Bombers~Spirit Warrior Levelers Lord Wolf Honey Bear Stormwomen40 I have Also Asked Bugsieb a Position.As Official Personalized Tag Creator,Wolves of Wiccan Society.She would be Issued a Triple Wolf Morph,Made from 2 Wolves of her Choice.If she is to Except.She Produces Some Ki

12/14/07
Come join me for my first time back in almost 10 days. I will be on the air from 4-6 PM ET. Come request your favorite songs. We all play all requests all genres. DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image

Spotlight
Ok so I now have a little over 900 comments which I pretty much habeen working on alone today so please come help me out in my giveaway and help me bomb my pic for me to get a 7 day blast Please I would love to get this in time for my 28th birthday which is in 13 days Remember it doesn't end until I get the 1500 comments that I need so all help is greatly appreciated and all love will be returned So please come on by and help me bomb my pic just click the link below and bombs away Thank you So my birthday is coming up its on the 25th of march and I would like if my friends would make me a birthday salute or a birthday pic or both if you want and I will post it Send me the pic t and I will put them in my folder that I made titled Birthday Salutes Ok so who is up for it For everyone who donates to me getting spotlight I will make a salute for you...you can either tell me what you want to say on the salute or I can just make it the way I want to But please donate to

Today In Native American History
I learned this morning that I have lost a very good friend. He passed on Christmas Day. I know he will follow his new path well. He will have a great journey. He lived his life as a human being. He was strong, honest and loved all that lived. My heart cries out to his wife and family. They loved him so very much. I know he is going to a better place and I know his path will be a great one but I feel so sad and will miss him very much. I will always honor him and pass his stories on. You will always be loved Al, loved always forever and ever forever. May you rise from our mother. Follow your path, you will live in our hearts forever. Dark Mountian December 15, 1970: Blue Lake was returned to the Taos people many years after the U.S. government seized it from them. Blue Lake was part of the Taos culture for more than 700 years and is considered sacred land. December 19, 2000: The Navajo Code Talkers were recognized for their service in World War II. Since the language

Train Ride
Emily boarded the train as always with her long jacket on and her earphones playing her favorite songs as loud as possible to drown out the hustle and bustle around her. The commute into the heart of the city was a long and boring trip each day for her. This particular day was a bit different. She spotted a younger man sitting across from her. He was in his early 20’s with short brown hair and wore a dark business suit with a brightly colored tie. Unknowingly her mind began to wonder and think about this young man. She thought about how her dark brown skin would look against his pale body. She tried to shake the images out of her head but they just kept coming back. Before she knew it, her pussy was soaking wet thinking about this stranger’s lips all over her body. “What are you doing?” she asked herself. Her body took over and she felt her nipples hardening as they swelled within her bra. She moved her hand inside her jacket by removing it from the sleeve and using the

Opinions
Your tied up to a bed/chair and blindfolded by your lover. What would you want them to do? Or use on you? What would you want to experience? Be honest, be creative. Guys or girls welcome to answer. And I'm not even talking about sexual things. I'm talking about smells and textures, feelings and sensations. Fear, anticipation, comfort, safety.

Waiting For Internet
In an effort to establish a better internet connection, I have been wating for the service techs. It is highly annoying. One, I have to skip out of work in the middle of the afternoon for these jokers; two, this is the second time I have done this (first time no one showed up); three, I feel as though I will expirence the same thing this week; four, I really don't even want the internet anymore; five, if I get this cable connection I will have to cancle my other connection and that will more than likely be a pain in the ass. Hmmmmm.....while I wait, maybe I'll play some music, or eat some nachos.

Pancakes
Okay I just made pancakes for the first time in wow like 10 years. Okay i suck. I am twenty three years old i should know how to make pancakes. But i dont. I mean i made them so bad the dog doesnt even want any. How sad is that?

Guestbook
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Christy Date: Dec 17, 2007 5:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kenny Wayne & Cowboy UpDate: Dec 16, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Cora RiddleDate: 16 Dec 2007, 17:40Date: Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DON’T GIVE THEM TO ANYONE THAT U DON’T TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUT OF JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO

The Sound Of Beauty Crashing.
shades of black swallow emotions once wrapped in blinding light. this is a massacre divine. dig out the heart to sever the beating....drag the muscle across the floors of an empty shell once thriving with serenity. scrape the pupils blind...beauty always fades anyways. understand that there is a constant sense of despair...and that despair is the only thing that never walks away. alone is all we ever are. to be numb is a blessing misunderstood. an oblivion of emotionless nothings only make it easier to cope. life is beautiful in the sense that beauty is a faux. let's be honest here....LOVE is the lie. [post script] this is in dedication to love lost after years of tranquility. i felt that i had to get this off my chest.

I Want Movie Queens And Big Rock Stars
I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND BIG ROCK STARS ON MY PROFILE PAGE PLAYING BIG GUITARS THEY WONT SAY A THING,, NO BY FAR THEY'LL IGNORE MY ASS AND CLICK ONTO FUBAR..!! THEY'LL ACT LIKE THE FRIENDS THAT I HAVE NOW JUST SIT ON MY PAGE TILL MY LIGHT GOES OUT THEN THEY'LL ADD SOMEONE IN A MYFRIEND DROUGHT TO GIVEM A FIX HELP A MYSPACER OUT!!! YEAH IM TALKIN ABOUT THE GIRLS ON MY LIST SITTING THERE NOW JUST SHAKING YOUR FIST CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS THE TRUTH AND YOUR JUST PISSED YOU LIKE TO SIT THERE AND SEE THE FRIENDS YOU CAN GET THATS WHY I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND ROCK STARS ON MY PROFILE PAGE PLAYING BIG GUITARS CAUSE THEIR BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I WANT MOVIE QUEENS AND BIG ROCK STARS...!!!! Ron Miracle December 14,2007

The Road
The road is hard and long Our journey has only just begun The sounds in the car are of music Each bump in the road Every motor vibration is felt The space between us is limited The void there seems like you are miles away The sun is peering down on us as we navigate the road Cars and trucks passing us by Eighteen-wheelers linger over as we pass them by The combination of voyeurs and sounds Feelings and warmth I am drawn to be near you Your smell is enticing My lips press against your neck The softness of my lips pressed against the throbbing of your heartbeat Brings a tingle to my insides As I press myself as close to you as I can My hand resting gently on your thigh Through the corner of my eye, I see a smile cross your face The heat of your body beneath my hand reminds me of your touch I begin to rub the inside of your thigh Brushing up and down just enough for you to sense it through your jeans Each pass I brush upward a little more I feel how much you are en

New Mgr
hi all! Big Daddy carl here! im the new mgr of hott and i wanna keep this team going so i need everyones help! first i you guys can start getting folks to join our team it will make our jobs easier! 2 if any one of us get in a contest please let us know so we can help! last but not least thank you to all the people who did not give up on us! i like bombing and it can be a fun thing so dont burn yourself out thats how people quit so just do as much as you can and remember to pass the word out that we need members!! thanks bdc

Flashback
Flashback By:Ministry I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna break his face I'm gonna crack his skull I'm gonna kick it all in I'm gonna break his legs off I'm gonna rip his head off and then shit down his neck and then I'll laugh like a motherfucker and then I'll laugh like a motherfucker coz i hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback coz I hate her pneumatic drill right through her chest bedroom punching right through the rest I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her suffer and then watch her die coz I hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback coz I hate her I'm gonna rip her flesh I'm gonna piss in her face I'm gonna rip her open and then hit her with mace I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her suffer I'm gonna make her cry I'm gonna watch her die coz I hate her and then I'll fall past I'm gonna flashback flashback I hate her flashback laugh like a motherfucker

Jokes--friday14,07
Sex Education Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out... "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!" ****************************************** Stop Following Me! A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...."BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..." The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...BUMP BUMP BUMP! He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on the heel

Car Rape....... Lmmfao!!!
i was a TOP PROMOTER TODAY!!! #8 (PIX IN ON FUBAR FOLDER FOR PROOF.........!!) IT'S NOW SAYING THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYONE TO JOIN????!!!! WTF???????? on my way back home last night, after a long day of driving and witnessing my first grandbaby being born, my car got raped by the state police and their dog!! lol they asked me if i was running drugs!! hehehehehehe well, my history of working for attorneys and judges, i was being a smartass (as usual) and told em to search w/e they wanted to and give me a cup to pee in!!! (short version) lol they didn't like me much and i can't figure out why!?! hahahaha after 35 mins of searching in, out, under, etc everything in my car, they had to let me go, reluctantly, and I told them to be safe, and left!! It really was funny to me, I couldn't help but laugh! Don't get me wrong, I love the cops, they do a job that I wouldn't do, for a lot of ungrateful people, and risk their lives for me. BUT HAVING SAID THAT, I've been pulled

Nsfw's
So i dont mean to be an ass. Dont wanna offend people too much. But there are an abundence of very large women out there. now, they have ways to make one or two pics look like they are not so big. but then you continue to look at full body shots ( if they even have any ) and it blows you away. I understand big women, and men, need lovin too...but damn. I dont want a twig, a little cushion is great. but i deffinately dont want a chik thats bigger than i am. im not quite sure where im going with this. just bored. i know some big women have health issues, and thats why. but if you're in your 20's, drop the food and go out and exercise.

Used Up
Used Up Is this me? This hard husk These pieces of road kill Hardened in the sun No blood left No life No joy No hate No love No hope Is this me? This used up piece of life Lying on the floor Walked over Stepped on Forgotten I feel nothing as you drive over me I’m just a speck in your rearview mirror

You Think Your Pics R Private???
I just had some weirdo send me a link to two of my pics which are available to friends only. He wasn't a friend and sent a link directly to the picture without any black screen, scrolling bars or ratings. I blocked him and then he goes to another account to send me this: I contacted support but obviously there is a backdoor to everyones pics on this site and needs to be fixed. I know its a public site but we do have the option of what is public and what is private.

Open Minded
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm deaf in my right ear. 2. I'm an American living in Canada. 3. I'm violently allergic to pineapple. 4. I have never gone to the same school for more than 2 years. 5. I am a control freak. 6. I have a thing for chicks in glasses. 7. I hate filling these things out!!!!! 8. I was given a 30% chance of survival when I was born. 9. I hate feet. 10. I love to read. I tag Wycked Wytch, Slave Cherie, Blondie, Sweet DD and ETNDom My wife and I have an open relationship and we are very upfront about it with most everyone we become close with and want to get to know. Because of this I've been get

Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you

Moments & Thoughts Frozen In Time
STOP!!! and take a moment with me……. Close your eyes…… and remember……. Remember that first moment…… the first moment you saw her….saw him Can you see it? Now fall deeper…. deeper into that moment…… feel her…..feel him reach….Reach out…. With your soul….. Are you there? Her smell….his smell… INHALE and hold Savior it, relish in it… Freeze it, take a picture…. Remember…. the first touch…a hug…a hand….a body Now….are you still with me? Are you still with her? Are you still with him? OPEN!! What do you see? I see….I feel…I know…. Eyes wide open I SEE!! You are real. With me…away from me…but IN me You and I are WE….. Can you…… I reach…I touch….I connect WE connect It is that moment…this moment those moments….. future moments….. I know…I KNOW…you me we Alone…together Far and so CLOSE always I know…you know…. The little things….. still alive….feeling…touchi

Hate
I was told I was the most hated woman on Fubar due to a friend of mine!! Hate me or love me either way you are thinking about me. Why can't you ask me the questions if you want to know something instead of hating on me. All the advice I can give you dumb ass haters is, "Don't hate the player hate the game". This bitch knows how to play the game and play it well. So, all yal haters back the fuck off of me. More eComments

Skin Almost Touching Skin
Sitting there so handsome Body so masculine Standing before you Heart begins to race The room dimly lit Images from the television Dance light and color around the room Eyes fixated/focused Kneeling before you Sliding between those thighs Muscles tense Moving in close Eyes meet The smell of your cologne draws me in Inches from your neck Eyes closed Inhaling deep to take you in Lips quivering so close to the skin Hearts so close, beating as one Your hand brushes the hair from my face The gentle touch sending shivers down my spine Cheeks so close now Warm breathe across my ear Senses on alert Body excited with anticipation The almost touch of skin on skin Heightens the lust, the desire Bringing heat to the passion within Time stops This moment lasts With skin almost touching skin

Let Me Let Go
i was so in love with this guy on here and yes we both did stupid shit but hey we are only human ... right anyway we both moved on i tried to get him back or even be his friend and all he did was hurt me and call me names so i have come to realize that i guess the song you cant make a heart love someone you can only tell it what to do is true so this song let me let go is how i feel i want to let go thats all i have left to do now!

Why
i hate haveing so many emoations so many half the time its hard to control i hate haveing a heart its a wounder as so many times its been broken it still finds ways to remend its self i wish i could just rip that fucker out onces and for all so i will never follow it again haha too bad i wish i did not hvae eyes to see thu all the lies alot of people have told me ether on here or offline i wish i never had a brain so to think and alwasys Doubts everything very few people ether on here or offline i trust its very hard for anyone to gain my trust and if you fuck up onces no matter what you do its even more harder to gain it back iam not one of those people who will forgive iam very hard headed and thats becuse of the shit i went thu in life everytime i think i got something good in my life there alwasys something takeing it right away just as fast as i got it and here a really damn good ? why the fuck cant people take you for you specialy if they fall in love with you if you fall for

The Watch
Today our navy has given most of the pomp and circumstance, the honors, traditions, and ceremonies back to history…time does not give us the freedom to do these things from the past…but, we still have to stop all engines, lay about smartly, and drop anchor to pay homage to one of our shipmates going ashore. To honor the years served, the guidance, the leadership, the friendship and the expertise that this shipmate has freely given. This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the

Michigan
Well today is the day I am leaving for michigan to see nanners again :D! I moved up the date cause there is a big snow storm coming on saturday and I didnt want it to get delayed! So I bought a ticket for today :D. I am so excited to be going to see nanners today I hope the flight goes smooth with out any delays! I will be spending christmas with nanners and that makes me soooo happy I cant wait see you in Michigan!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D I am going to see Chris Rock live at the Fox in Detroit on feb 29th!! :D I have never seen a live comedian and he should be a great fist! I hope it will be a really funny show!!! I'll let everyone know how it was :D Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the p

Ummmm...
So I am about to go to bed here shortly. Well lately as some of you that I am close to know..Im not having any luck with men. They are a bunch of fucking morons. (No offense) Just my personal opinion. Why is that a damn man thinks he can lie and get away with it? Then when he gets caught he still wants to lie to your face? I just don't understand why can yens just be truthful? Im not saying all men. Please don't take this to heart...It is just me writing and ranting. I know women are like this too. I like to kick their teeth down their throat if I could. Im just so tired of being fucked over. What is truthly wrong here? Im not bad looking. Im a decent person. I have a sense of humor. Im not all about the damn drama. The only things I exspect is for him to faithful and not lie. Maybe I can't hang on to one because Im not easy. Could that be it? Do you men really like easy chicks? Is it all about the pussy? Im just curious that is all. If someone could give me some input I'd be grateful.

A Little About Me . . .
My Parents - - With the State's assistance, they are clean and detoxed, afterward I sent them both to counseling . . . currently they are property managers. They manage one of my complexes and several others in the San Diego Area. They still live in my original house, the house I bought to gain guardianship of my siblings. My Sister (the oldest of my remaining sibling) - - She has her accounting degree and works in an accounting office of one of our military bases. She married to an Italian (who is also my mom's cousin) and they have one son - - three months older than my son. They currently live in the house right next door to my original house. My younger brother - - Still lives in my original house . . . he dropped out of high school and don't work . . . I blame myself . . . what could I have done to motivate him . . . I set him up with interviews . . . opportunities . . . including college education (I had a college fund set-up for all my siblings), but since he didn't gr

Read 'em!
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Lifes
everyone runs around so called life as if they look for something satisfaction as u might say but in the end they end up were they started an they are satisfied because the fact of the matter is human potential tests itsself without any help because of the will to do something and when u act apon this will u acheive satisfaction

Just Stuff For Others To Know! Or Not!
>Wild Horse...: thank you sweety. I changed my names on both pages for want nothing todo with that family. Wild Horse...: Don't even worry about it ->Wild Horse...: I had to make new art for the page so was hidding and he turned me in but its my salute and all still up? do I have to have my personal pics up? Wild Horse...: Ahhh I see ->Wild Horse...: some jerk turned me in for i am bombing a contest and told him i was Debbie . all he had to do was look at my salutes,but was being nosey so I lied to him. Wild Horse...: You can keep it.. No problem ->Wild Horse...: I had a family art page but quite the family do have have to delet the page or can I keep it as an art page? Wild Horse...: What do you mean? alone with my love, Tenderness and kindness,embraces me like a glove, the twinkle in his eye, That special look just for me, Enlightening my life, imprisoned,but yet free... Inspired by his genital touch, Deep within mt soul, craving oh so much, Feeling all this love

Life And Times Rants And Raves
Ok all of you that know me know that I'm am really outspoken and tend to say whats on my mind. Since yesterday afternoon I've really been biting my lip and trying to keep my mouth shut. And this might get me kicked off of fubar but......Whats right is right and the shit going on with the changes on Fubar and not right at all. I love this site here I found my soul mate, love of my life Tat and I'll forever be grateful to this site for that. I also have made many great friends here as well. Me and Tat are far from well to do money wise as are a lot of other people that use this site. We didn't even have enough this year to have a Christmas dinner, With the way the economy is were lucky to pay the rent, gas etc and scrape by every week. We are both hard working people, we don't live on welfare but the way things have been for everyone even our jobs have cut hours. But we have each other and we know that there are others even worse off then ourselves so even if there's no gifts under t

Hairy Or Hairless
All of my life I've heard women give different views on the subect of men and their body hair ... so, I've decided to get a definitive answer about whether or not you like men to have it or if you want us to be hairless ...

Ignoring..
a lot of people think i ignore them in the shoutbox.. for those of you who do not know.. i am still in the dinosaur days of dial up. i apologize in advance for any inconveniences this may cause, lol. be patient, dammit!!!!!

My Affair With Christy 2006 - 2007
Originally posted in Myspace on Friday, July 06, 2007: Prologue to an Epilogue To my readers: I apologize if you were shocked by reading my blogs. I know that it's a lot to take in (seeing someone's life splayed across the screen in such a raw and unabashedly shameless manner) about someone you really have never met – or, to those of you who do know me – about someone you thought you knew. I don't blame you if you think ill of me after reading those words or if your inclination is to judge me harshly and not to communicate with me further. I truly would understand. My intention was never to paint myself as a victim and garner sympathy in those blogs so I was intentionally brutal and forthcoming in my relating of the events. My main intent was to - as candidly and objectively as possible, unfettered by unnecessary emotion - lay the facts out as they occurred and tell my story with Christy and let people judge me, judge US, for what we are, not what we portend to be. In so doing

Help Me
I only need like 22,000 comment to win my happy hour. PLEASE come and help me get this finished. I AM CALLIN ALL NBDS PLEASE I HAVE NOT SEEN MANY OF YOU. All my firends when you have time PLEASE help me get this over. THANKS SO SO SO MUCH...Just click the PIC..I'll thank you all and return the love I SWARE!!

General Information
I haven't been posting much here. I've been more interested in posting at my official blog, the Seeds of Utopia. (I probably need to change the name though, since Utopia will be a long time in coming.)Anyway, there's a news story about a group calling itself Anonymous going after the Church of Scientology. (During a period of my life, I myself looked into the group, but decided it cost too much.)There's a video declaration of their war here:Should be fun to watch.Be sure to visit my websiteJohn U. Seed's Seeds of Utopia A few weeks ago, I posted about how one of our cats was gone for a while and came back near death.Well, we've been giving her her medicine, feeding her canned food (with some dry between meals), and letting her rest.She's doing MUCH better now. She has walked into and out of her little hidey-hole we made for her. She jumps up on the bed. She walks over to us, rubbing against us to pet her. And she even meows for her food.It's a little harder to giver her her medi

Fakes
Ayla{{Ladies Only}}@ fubar You guys have to check out this profile if you already havent! This person is using photos of Jennifer Gardner/Affleck and passing it off as herself..what's really funny is that people have no clue. Alot of the photos that are being used are the tabloid shots when the photographers snap celebs out and about doing normal activities. People are so messed up sometimes that they have to pretend to be someone else but cheers to then because I got a kick out of it

Friends Pray For A Friend
MyHotComments Please keep cory and his family in your prayer's. / HotFreeLayouts cory yeung was hit by a car while riding his skate board. Cory is now paralized. Please keep cory and his family in your prayer's.

Holidays
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal. HEY EVERYONE JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS SINCE IT IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU ALL EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES, AND DONT FORGET THE NEW YEAR.. PARTY IT UP.. HAVE A BLAST AND DRINK ONE FOR ME !!!

Merry Christmas
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME AND I WANTED TO SHARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE FUBAR FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. PLEASE ADD, FAN, AND RATE THESE WONDERFUL GUYS AND GALS. -ÅnØnŸmØü§- In§TïgÅTØR @ 504 BØürbØn §TrëëT@ fubar ~Slave Princess~ Fu-Wife to Ser William & Seductive Princess~Fu-Owned by Jak@ fubar Ser William ~ Fu-Husband to Slave Princess & Seductive Princess & FU Fiance to Submissive Princess@ fubar *Firechief*/ Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties*/ Officers PLZ READ THE BLOG@ fubar *§qµ¡®t* *Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties* *Fu-Owned by Bad Santa aka Dragonryder*@ fubar Fantasia~2nd Alarm Hottie Member~@ fubar []D [] []V[] []D ju[]ce@ fubar ((BLUE)) MEMEBER OF HOTTIES R US@ fubar ToyMaster@ fubar

Just Letting Everyone Know ;)
Just letting everyone especially sisterhood and the ones i am closest to on here.To know that I will be in orlando on vacation wont be coming back til wednesday. Cant wait a much needed deserved vacation. Wishing everyone a great weekend, mu@@@h!

My Bloggy
Up in my scrolling bar tab area, I just saw that some guy rated my photo a 10. Ewwww!!! And he was really butt ugly, at a mutant level as well. Trailer park ugly. I'm freaked. So, I'm pulling my photo into friends only. I pretty much have some good woman friends anyways. So, Pacman is going back up as my profile photo. Ewww!!! I love this song I have been hearing lately on XM Beats Per Minute channel. It is called 'Amazing' by Seal. Its intense and beautiful. "Everyone says you're amazing now that you're clean" Seal is a musical force to be reckoned with. And he didn't follow the herd. I can respect that.

A Hug
i apologize to everyone on here for not being on much lately. i take the word "friend" very seriously,so i feel badly that i can't be around much right now. the holidays are very stressful for many people, and i've been trying to be a shoulder to lean on for 3 of my friends that are going through emotional issues. unfortunately my being there for them was not enough for 1 of these friends, as the pain they were feeling became too great for them to handle and they ended their life. i know you're thinking there is help, they are getting professional help, but thats not always enough! they also need people who care enough to listen to them. i do feel like the other 2 are getting through it. it's just going to take some time, alot of love, understanding, and patience. maybe this blog sounds like i'm looking for a "pat on the back " or a "your such a wonderful person " , but i wish someone would have been there to help my brother [ he committed suicide when i was a kid],

Biopsy Today
In a few minutes I'm on my way to the hospital for a biopsy on my thyroid.The recent ultrasound revealed multinodules. Due to this condition I have gained weight which some people on here seem to think is a good reason to make fun of people.WISH ME LUCK! Well I went for the Biopsy and this Doc said she needed to run more tests before she did it.She did another ultrasound and said there was many nodules but since my Doc never sent the blood work and test results she couldn't tell which were "cold" and which were "hot" nodules She also said the thyroid was swollen and lumpy which may be a sign of an autoimmune disease. So more blood work and more tests. All I care about is getting the medication to stop the weight gain.Cut off what you want Doc,I'll weigh less then,lol.

Allan
Don't download the photo morphing software from the links on the photo pages, it's loaded with spyware/adware! I'm freaking pissed! Now I'll go download Adaware to disinfect my HD! So much for global warming! First ice, now snow...I hate winter.... No offense but I'm not adding friends if we haven't "talked" (chatted) at least once. I'm not in the "see how many friends I can get contest". It's silly. Become my fan if ya want, but unless u want 2 get 2 know me...we ain't friends...

She Now 5 Years Old!!! Oh No!!!
To my beloved daughter and best friend.HAPPY BIRTHDAY SchweetlePea All my life I had a dream that I would someday have a little girl. One that would look up to me and know I am always there for her. One that would see in me what no one else would ever see. Here you are another year older and another year smarter. You learned some lessons that a child should never have to learn. You've supported me when I needed support the most. Lifted my spirits when I was sad with those stong hugs of yours. I will never forget the Love you give me. I am forever gratefull. Every year this day hits and it feels like a part of me inside dies, just think that someday, I will have to hand you over to a man that better hope he treats you right, because he will have Papa to deal with if he doesn't. Sammy,, you are the greatest thing a proud Papa could ever want and hope for. I love you so much it hurts. You are my world, my breath and my heartbeat. I could never give you what you've given me, but I am sure

Merry Christmas
To all my Democrat friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that Americais necessarily greater than any other country nor the only Americain the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the ra

Cancer.. Ugh
I just found out that I have liver cancer. I am scared to death and I do not know what to do. The doctor said that I have 3 months to live. He said there are some alternatives to do, some of which are.. going thru Chemotherapy, giving me an injection of alchohol in the tumor, and there is a chance I could get a transplant, but it is very risky. He said it could be awhile to wait for a liver as well, a healthy one. Idk what to do im scared, and clueless. What should I do ? A: Just let life take its course, and whatever happens, happens. B: Go thru Chemo, lose all my hair, get the injections, and hope for a transplant. Feel free to comment me, thanks !

Christmas Adventure With Grandma
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous cinnamon bun. "Where

Steelers Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you

Simonateher
hello everybody ..im just sending out my fubar love out to all my friends...have a great christmas and have a happy new year...hope to chat with you all again..add me to your yahoo messenger at simonateher@yahoo.com If your going to add me as a friend then really be a friend instead of a stranger. I hate those who just make comments on my pics just to get cherry points. I should be one of your top ten friends mainly who I am...im the kind of guy any woman would or should want as a good friend or maybe more but I dont see anybody wanting to do anything with me except for draining cherry points from me...take a look at my pics..rate them then chat with me...add me to your yahoo messengers friend list at simonateher@yahoo.com c-ya there. you really know who your friends are when it comes down to it!!!

Rattler
hello to all come visit me in my lounge.no its not finished but looking for friends who can come joing me i need greeters ,bartenders,if interested in helping me im posting a meeting let me know if and when can you make it http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52938 this is my link now reply and lets have fun this is my link to my profile you can rate add me fan me and join me in here target=_blank>the rattler@ fubar

~ Today Is My Birthday ~
~finally got my freedom from outside influences controlling and preventing myself to be the complete slave i am instinctively for myMaster, even though He has patiently waited with me all these 4+ years now,,,,,,now He can come and move me, His property, in with Him in O/our apartment in Michigan to forever be with Him@His feet where i thrive and belong,,thank You myMaster for loving and wanting me as one of Yours in Your life and heart,,,,,,Your myEverything,,,,,,,,,~ Your deeply devoted slavegirl, tallyssinae[R]

Poems
first you get the red from the fire buring. then you get the blue from the oceans whirling. next you get the green from the grass that stands still. and then the orange from the sun on the hill. you get the yellow that makes everyone smile. and last the purple from the sparkling nile. when you get all the colors which is such a great task. you get the greatest gift. a love that last. for ever insult, there is someone looking in the mirror at themselves. for every boast is an unsure person seeking reassurance. a superficial skin that cannot withstand an obvious flaw. the line between meeting someone and falling in love. breathe in air that has the same value as the person that just used it. remember and learn from he past, but dont live or dwell in it. are we destined to destroy are selves based on the fact that humans are drawn to hurtful experiences? this is true. any person that you really love or have loved has probably hurt you in some way. they bad mome

Losing Friend
Well, I dont know how to really start this other then to just go at it. I am not a perfect person. Never claimed to be. I pride myself on honesty, faithfulness & loving the ones that are in my life. I have a job that I have had for 2 yrs now & although the money or the hours isnt all that great, I love my job. I was in a really bad Marriage for 10 yrs of my life, that resulted in 2 wonderful, beautiful children..they are 8 & 10. I stayed single for almost 3 yrs after my divorce, mostly dated, but no relationships until almost 3 yrs ago. I met a younger man who did me dirty, but taught me alot. During this relationship, I made some friends that made an impact on my life & changed me for the better. The past few months have really been an eye opening experience for me. I have met the most wonderful man. Guy & I have had our ups & downs, but we are constantly working on things to make us better. Guy is everything I have been looking for in a man. Although, the distance is a HUG

Omg To Fuckin Funny
A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex." An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy. After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my w

Poems
sitting in a coner in an empy room gun in one hand bullet in the other put the bullet in the chamber(come on i dare you) spin the chamber and close it. aim the gun at ur head(u knoe u wanna). pull the trigger (click) a peace of ur heart brakes off. pull the trigger agian(click)bigger peace brakes off this time(dont knoe if u can keep going (u do) pull the trigger agian (click)heart dont brake this time u just scream (FUCK)! with out knoeing it or tring u closed ur heart pull the trigger one last time (bang) ok there is a point to this and it is this love is like russun rulet (sounds odd right ) every time u pull the trigger and hear a click its not over it was the wrong person but if u give up ull hear the bang ull never be happy so even thought u hear alot of clicks keep trying and ull hear the sweet bang of love THE ESCAPE OF THE PAIN OF LIFE Don't fear me he said for I am what u wanted. I am death(the reaper)hear to end your pain. She will fade and you will die.

My Spot
I want to love you like you've never been loved before. It's not just physically, but such a mental love that you can feel deeply Let me caress your mind with my heart let me kiss your soul so very softly let me stroke your heart so tenderly as a mother's gentle kiss of her new born baby for the very first time It has to be mental, before it's ever physical let me slowly make sweet love to your mind let me love you......... I too, have been discarded, hurt and brokenhearted I've faced some fears and shedded some tears But I've risen above with the ability to love still able to give and continue to live I started changing, my life rearranging in order to satisfy me, I get what I need You know what I mean?.. no fantasies or wet dreams I stay real and say what I feel There's no need for false alibis, fakeness, or casual lies I don't give a damn, because I love the woman I am It took for storms to rise, to make me realize I deseve the best, I don't have to settle for

Yeah
I could scream or cry or yell or pout,, I want to hate but damn it ... my coat was stolen,it held my pins and some cash, the coat itself I had for 12 years,, so yeah,,it held some sentimental value,, whatever its the whole fucking point,, it was taken out of,,anger,spite,hurt , so fucking lame,, the pins,my ID, bus pass,sure,,they can be replaced,,yeah,, I've been talking about getting a new coat anyway,,,, Its just the principle o the fact,,, fucking thieve just like the rest just like those that I wont ever hate..only despise, some will never be any different from the rest...

Its Time.......
its time to say bye bye for now as its time for me to move . will be missing for about 3- months getting everything sorted. so to all those that matter have a great christmas and new years holiday and i will see you in 2008. to those that dont matter wtf you doing in here until next time ttfn x

Why?
Why is it.. that when a good thing starts happening, someone has to go and change it? In this particular blog, I'm reffering to one of my few lounges that i'm subscribed to. When it was under a different name, it seemed really popular, and busy. Now the "owners" have gone and changed the name, and the format of the background for the lounge, and everytime I seem to go online, there's never anyone in there. WTF? (If there's spelling mistakes, I appologize .. i've had a bit to drink tonight) Just curious

Ack!!!
these later days, I feel as if i'm on the brink of tears. I've had way to many changes in my life, and many other obstacles that have landed in my path. I feel as if I am fighting a losing battle, for every time I think things may be looking up, I get another heart shattering blow. how much can one take, before it kills them? I'm lost, brokenhearted, and teary eyed. the question is, does he care enough to notice, that i'm dying on the inside? I feel as if i'm on my last thread, and this tread is so weak, its amazing that I'm still alive and kicking. what is one to do, when they feel so alone at night, even though, the person they love is laying by there side? how is one to stand up and face another day, when all they want to do is hide away and cry? my tears will fade away in time, but what about my heart? where is the love I need? thanks for you time Lost in a web of shattered pieces Happiness is in the heart of the beholder. So with this I smile because God has my heart. In t

Artsy Fartsy Stuff
Kool-Aid Play Doh This is my favorite play doh recipe because it is easy to make, smells good and it won't harm your child if they taste it. 2 1/2 cups of flour 1/2 cup salt 2 packages dry unsweetened Kool-Aid 2 cups boiling water 3 tablespoons oil Mix the dry ingredients together in a bowl. Mix the liquids together and pour them over the dry ingredients. Stir the mixture until it forms a ball (this may take a while - keep stirring). As the mixture cools, it will become less sticky. After the mixture has cooled, take it out of the bowl and knead it until it is smooth. Sand Casting Submitted Anonymously You will need: 1. Imprint materials, such as shells, hands, feet. 2. Wet sand. 3. Plaster of Paris, or candle wax & wicks. 4. Make an imprint in wet sand with shells, hands feet, juice cans, and the like. 5. Pour Plaster of Paris or melted candle wax into the imprint. (Insert wick if using candle wax.) 6. Remove wax or Plaster of Paris when cool and har

Bloggy
Wow they must really expect you to come to this website drunk off your fuckin ass. After searching hundreds of profiles i found no VERY attractive people. i found MAYBE THREE decent people the rest were just horrible. Whyyyyy!? what are the odds. i see why this site isnt popular. I just dont get it. And your ratings of 1 against me make no difference to me, because i know they are lies. I know my picture is good, so keep sending those ratings trying to lie to yourself. Doesn't bother me none! Aaron

Harassment
9/02/2007 Rose: just thought I'd let you know that alec has been banned from the theater, and you should know better as a manager. John wants to know when he's at the theater, so just a heads up 10/14/2007 Rose: john hears e/t to do with alec, and james heard him say s/t when I walked away, so you better tell him to watch his threats 12/6/2007 (voicemail message)Rose: hey josh you need to call the theater or my cell because you need to talk to john or peyman about the overtime for yesterday, you clocked in at 1:49 instead of 3. Here on out it is through phone text messages. Of which I have saved all Me: because I was asked to do so by the only manager there and I did so don't change it Rose: wtf. I was asking because you didn't ask anyone for approval. John's not okay with it, and we have to explain why you have unapproved overtime. I don't pull the kind of bullshit you would, so please don't give me that childish attitude Me: ahahahah I didn't pull anything

5 Things That Don’t Piss Me Off...
Ok Christmas is quickly approaching and I'm finding it harder to shake my pissed off attitude and embrace the whole "Good will towards all" thing. Maybe I'm just getting grumpy in my old age. Who knows? Anyway to help me get into the Christmas spirit I am listing 5 things that doesn't piss me off. Here Goes... 1. Christmas candy and cookies- This of course is a no- brainer. What says "Celebrating the birth of Christ" More than a plate of Ginger bread men, candy canes, and a shot of egg nogg with about 3 times as much burbon mixed in? This reason alone makes me wish we celebrated at least every other month. 2. Dumb ass reality dating shows like "I love New York" or "A Shot at Love"- Don't get me wrong...These shows are dumb as hell but you get a bunch of people getting to know one person for like 1 hour a day then they act heart broken when they get kicked off. You always see some moron at the end of the show crying like a bitch because they picked the other slut/manwhore

Men
Hello my love! It´s so hard to be your lover baby! You know, you even look like a doctor, every time I look for you, you are in some "doctor´s office" or on the nite-shift at some "hospital"... doctor´s office is just a way of saying it because you and I both know, that the beds you prefer are nothing like those "check-up" beds. Am I right baby? But I´m not writing to fight with you, I just want to know when you´ll be here again because I´m almost forgetting how it is to be your lover... and if you take too long, I´m going to start feeling like a wife, a betrayed wife!! Did you know when you disagre like that I start to get really worried?? Yeah well, I have to know if you´re eating well, , oh, I mean if your getting fed, oh you know what I mean!! I need to know if your not pushing yourself to far, if you´re not stressing yourself too much, because I wouldn´t like to receive you totally exhausted, right baby?? Well that´s that my love. This card is to say, I miss you a lot, and I

More About Me You Want To Know Anything Else Than Ask
into the darkness goes my sight and of the shadow comes the hell that i have loved and wanted for all time i am about to face the challenge of a lifetime and i hope that the support and the friends that love me are there for me i am joining and leaveing with the army and i will be gone for awhile but i will be brought back and my sight on things will be majorly changed. what will bring me back is the knowledge that i dont face this alone that i have support that is always there for me even if its online and not in person. so i hope that in some way i have helped you al and i hope that you all have been happy while you knew me cause i am going to make myself a better person and to better my life so pls tell me what you think. I love you because you make me happy I love you because you make me feel safe and secure I love your smile I love the way you say my name I love the look in your eyes when you tell me you love me And how you laugh at me when I do something stupid, when o

For Friends
This is written for you, I want you to know I love you, I desire you, and I am sad for you. You are beautiful inside and out. Your darkest days you still find time to reach out to me whether it is to hold me or to offer a shoulder. I know you put so much faith in people online and trust them because you are a truly beautiful soul. Some trick you into believing they care only because they want something from you either a cure for their sexual needs, their emotional needs, or their feelings of inadequacies. You my delicious and true hearted friend need to stop trusting in these people. I know of 3 of your online friends whom I truly believe care for you, but the others have shown too many times they do not. Stop feeding them their desires while exhausting your own. Stop caring for those who obviously are using you for entertainment and please stop reaching out to those who only grab for your hand when THEY need strength yet failing to offer you one when you are in need. your sadness and

Darkness
Sometimes I wonder about things a little to much. It seems like everywhere I turn, darkness is there. Now I'm not talking about lights being turned off. I'm talking about the evils in this world. Depression, sadness, the pain what some people call love. I honestly can say that it is hard for me to believe in it anymore. So much pain and misery. It makes me question my own faith. It seems like every time I try to make things good, darkness destroys it. So should I stay in with the darkness and find some new faith? You might say no, and try to talk me out of it, but it still makes me wonder. I know now that I will not ever be loved nor trusted no matter what I do in my life. So for here on out all and everything I do will be for me and only me. Darkness 1 me 0 for eternity. May God help me one way or the other.

The New To Fubar Blog
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys I just entered Taylor in the Great American Photo Contest. The baby with most votes this month wins $2,500 (that could be a nice amount to put away now for college!!). Please do me a big favor and click on this https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx? referid=EmailFriends&p=304697&x=.JPG and vote for Taylor. It takes a minute. I really appreciate it, and so does Taylor . Thanks in advance. Sincerely, Bethany p.s. Tell your friends to tell their friends! According to experts, I am : 84% SexyTake the Sexy Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Need Help
For almost a year now I have been in a relationship with a very beautiful and kind woman. Over this time we have had her ex black mail her and almost cost her her job. Her friends treated her like crap till I left town. I lost a house, truck and farm to go and be with her. And even here on fubar she has had a friend of hers ghost her page and steal over a million in fu bucks, delete all her pics, and do things to her and made it look like it was me for over the last two months. He has made her do things to hurt me on purpose. All just to break us up. He has her so scared she will not even put me or pics of us on her page. And after all this I am still here, wanting to marry her, love her, protect her, and hold her so high that nothing can hurt her ever again. I do not know of many men or women who would have put up with all this and still be here. So tell me am I nuts or Truly InLove? PLEASE COMMENT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!! Hello everyone, I need your help. I have entered

I Am Getting Rich!
I have made 80,000 these last 2 days..rating friend joes pics..and commenting. If you need money hes the one to go to! I have also made 5,000 by taking that what kinda drink are you survey. I took it last week... got 5,000..they sent it to me again.. so I took it and got 5,000 again..and tonite..i see where its back on my page again. LOL. So, of course greedy me..I will take it again! Hope everyone had a great day today! I am done with work today and off for 3 days!!

Where Is Love?
Recently I read a mumms about if you think you can find love on fubar. I found it interesting the comments people made. I think that love is different for many reasons, as many as there are people and can be found in the most unusual places, even on here. Love is the most wonderful feeling we have for anyone or thing we desire. I read that for every two miles there is one person we are compatible with. Compatible isn't love but it is a good start. We get what we deserve when it comes to love. We project who we are and what we are. Knowing who we are, what we want, good self esteem, the amount of respect we have for ourselves can determine if we find real love. Lots of people think they found love, when all they found was the heat of passion, happens to mice every twenty one days. There are people who are lonely and will settle for what they think is love. People can be desperate, those are the victims. I think we all have been there at one time or another. The key is to learn f

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to

Psycho Ass People!
Ok, so there are people on here that need some serious psychological help! True Story.... So, this random guy rates me and leaves me some photo comments. Cool. Right? WRONG! Then like a week later, he sends me this message telling me how I'm too good to rate back and I must be conceited and whoop-tee-woo. I wrote him back telling him that I was at work when he rated me and I didn't even realize, rated him, La-ta-da and smoothed his feathers. (1st incidence of Capt Psycho) So Then.... He messaged me one day telling me that I should advise my best friend that just joined her to return luv.... My response... "Why do you care? It's a website! Seriously! Don't take it so personal." So, I didn't hear from him for a few days. (2nd instance of Capt Psycho) Then he messages me and tells me that I was right and he was a jerk. (DUH?!?!) Moving on.... Then I wasn't online for like a week because I've been studying for finals.... And the first night I am on (tonight) and he shouted

My Poem
So I'm fucked up inside more dead than alive Never followed the norm where I've been no one goes I kill myself for what it's worth unevenness is sin I wipe my ass with moral standards I follow what's within Always held your head high beaten up going down So you're caged in your soul keep on digging that hole Scars and wounds are worn with pride strength can not be taught I see this world through my own eyes the greatest all time low Always willing to bleed to regain what I need I won't follow the blind I have faith in my mind I spit my hate into your face you're caged inside your soul I race the demons in my head eager to let go So you fear for your life why don't you step aside Beaten up going down eating shit from the ground Scars and wounds are worn with pride strength can not be taught I see this world through my own eyes the greatest all time low Life won't give you anything Except the pain you feel Now it's finally closing in It's time to bleed Fuck

Witchvox Shares
The Return of the Mother Goddess (Part I) Author: Oba Omi Saide aka Felix Rodriguez [a WitchVox Sponsor] Posted: February 24th. 2008 At the heart of each religion and culture there is typically a supreme female symbol of divinity and motherhood. At times, due to the nature of the culture or the religion, it is hard to identify this symbol but, rest assured, she is always there. Catholics view her as the Virgin Mary, Hebrews call her Shekhinah, Buddhists call her Kwan Yin and Muslims refer to her as Fatima. To the Yoruba people of western Nigeria and their descendants the world over, she is referred to as Yemonya, Iyemalla or as she is most commonly known, Yemaya and, simply put, she is Mother Nature. Though there are millions of Yoruba devotees around the world, her worship in the past few decades has also spread like wildfire among Wiccans and all Pagans on both sides of the Atlantic. Such is her following that the mention of her name alone in Yoruba or neo-pagan commu

Another New Illness To Watch Out For!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

How Too Sex?
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Students Kill & Eat Baby Raccoon
COLUMBUS, Texas - The killing, cooking and eating of a baby raccoon as part of a class in Columbus has raised animal cruelty questions. Police Chief Danny Jackson said usually the animals are dead when they're part of a wildlife management and harvesting class at Columbus High School. Jackson said the October incident apparently involved two students who took a live raccoon to school. Jackson told KHOU television that the students, "Started stepping and stomping on it, joking they're tenderizing the animal." He said the youths then skinned the raccoon, cooked it and ate it. Superintendent Randy Hoyer said a substitute teacher was in the class that day and did not know any better, but it won't happen again. Hoyer said with the substitute teacher, the students in essence had permission to process the animal on site. But student Stephanie Zavala said it was animal cruelty. Columbus is a community of 4,100, located about 55 miles west of Houston.

Erotic Stories
you are laying there in bed, trying to sleep after a long stressful day at work. all of a sudden you hear the water being drawn in the bathtub with the scent of strawberry from all the candles that are lit in there. You proceed to walk to the bathroom to be invited in, you set down in the bathtub with your back up against me and I massage you down, you turn your head to kiss me. As you are kissing me, your whole body turns and you make sweet love to me with the water splashing out of the bathtub, all over the floor...you reach for one of the candles to let the hot wax drip on to my nipples. You set up on the side of the tub so that I can have my way with you by my mouth. You pull upon my hair to lead me to the bedroom. you proceed to light all the candles in the bedroom and stop and stare at me laying on the bed waiting for you. you turn the sweet sound of lite romantic music on the cd player. your towel drops on the floor and you begin to speak and telling me what you want to do to me

Meteor Shower
So tonight is the start of the meteor shower, tonight and tomorrow night. I've seen 7 meteors so far. Tomorrow night you are supposed to see Gemini next to Mars. Where Mars is I haven't a clue but I'll be looking for it. Go watch it it's really neat.

Blah
It seems to me that I can do some things right and other things I'm just no good at. I have ruined friendships, which is now very apparant to me, I have alienated people to the point that they think that I'm the one that is the problem...and then in other areas of my life, nothing could happen to make it better than it already is. I work hard, I'm a mom and a college student. I work hard at being a mom, cuz I don't think that I will ever qualify for the "best mom award"...I work even harder as a student...first because I'm not the typical college student, since it seems that Father Time insists that I have another birthday again this year (lol) and then I have to try all the more harder so that I can make it into grad school, so that I can get my masters degree... So where have I gone wrong...I mean am I that horrible of a persont as it seems to the people that I have hurt. Did I mean to hurt these people...HELL NO...but I'm not forgiven for it, do I forgive myself, no how ca

Peices Of Me
SO where has life brought me Is this my place Am I where I'm supposed to be CAn someone please tell me So why do I fell this sadness Why do I feel this pain I feel my heart tearing Pulling in different directions Can someone please tell me Where has my mind gone With all that I see Why do I feel so alone I fell trapped in my mind Please tell me why Is there something I'm missing Where has everyone gone Can no one help me please Or is this the path I have chose Can someone help me All is falling All upon my head I feel my life fleeting Why is it all slipping Can someone tell me Is anyone listening Or is this all in my mind Is salvation coming If only I could escape my mind

Quotes About Love
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry? - Unknown We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

Back To Reality
Caught up in the words that appear on your screen Wanting to believe so much of what is seen Your heart skips a beat with each new person you meet Wrapped in illusion There becomes confusion What is real, what is fake So much of you to give and take Freely speaking words you'd often not say Hoping later, your heart won't pay You wait for that comment, or email, or shout Finding so many ways to overlook your doubt It's different this time, it has to be He's sweet, he's smart, and he loves me What's a little distance When there is no resistance What's and issue or two Love will see you through Then one day you realize its just a dream What you wanted it to be, is all you have seen Your eyes are now open and reality set it in You wake up alone, and your life is not him Though never real, your heart is still cold The emptiness takes its familiar mold And you wonder how long it is going to be Before you head back to fantasy **copyrighted 2007 W

Vent
Well yea it has finally come to the point to where i am completely tired of this place!! To all of you who i actually know and or have met through here, i thank you for all the fun memories and good times and hope to keep in touch... For those of you who still want to contact me... my yahoo is wskv3 feel free to hit me up there anytime!! Well thanks fubar for some great times and unforgetable memories most of them good.. the ones that arent will hurt for forever!! Its a new step in life... i have learned alot of the last few weeks, and for that i am a better person !! So good bye, Sean Well as i sit here wondering what the status of me and the love of my life is... i guess i have to reflect and wonder what decision i should make? Yes i love her with all my heart but when her life gets rough i feel like i get pushed back... is that how a relationship is suppose to be? Isnt it suppose to be you are there for eachother and you learn and grow from mistakes and hard times?

Just For Fun
PLZ Rate & Comment or maybe even buy me hearts plz?? 'Plz Rate & comment bomb for me!' @ fubar Click on the pic & help me out PLZ!!!! (CONTEST IS OVER THANKS SO MUCH TO THOSE WHO HELPED ME I DIDN"T WIN BUT THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT TIME! KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE PIMP OUT OF THOSE WHO HELPED ME THE MOST!) I've entered into a giveaway for a 1 month VIP and all I need is 10,000 comments! (Rates DO NOT COUNT) I would really appreciate any and all help at this! Also Add/Fan/Rate the host plz! 'I only need 10,000 comments for a one month VIP' @ fubar I'm also looking for someone to be my Valentine ;) So who want's to buy me hearts?

Distant
I've been distant, I know. I started a new job a couple of months ago, and I'm not adjusting well. Actually, I hate it. So, I've been trying to make it work for me until I can get a better one. I've been going to work, and passing out early. I miss my friends, and I hope you are all doing well. I didn't forget about you!! P.S. This snow is killing me already!!! xoxo Myspace Comments

Shoutbox Stuff
->Leigh: and thats a loss? do it michigangu...: im about to block you sweetie ->Leigh: I will blow you for 10 k ->Leigh: i don't think so im talking about dick suckage here ->Leigh: k michigangu...: ok then let me in and i will send you another 10k ->Leigh: ill give you a taste and you give me half ->Leigh: do i? michigangu...: you lie lol ->Leigh: for 10k fu bucks i will michigangu...: blow me ->Leigh: and the dimond earrings omg thank you ->Leigh: thanks for the fu bucks you are so nice ->Leigh: what mean about it? ->Leigh: Leigh: as in you just got jipped see ya michigangu...: thats just mean ->Leigh: no .. michigangu...: ok well i sent you 10k fubucks and diamonds , going to let me in ??? ->Leigh: as in you just got jipped see ya michigangu...: lol as only ur fubar b/f ??? ->Leigh: welp nice talking to you see y aaround michigangu...: lol ->Leigh: and I want 15 babies ->Leigh: because he we were engaged and now he told me to fuck off so you have to be my new

What Would You Do
if we meet what would you do a.shake hands b. kiss c. hug were would you want to go a. to a movie b. for a walk c. stay at my place d. eat sothing and talk if we went my place to wach movies a. would you sit on the couch with me b.sit somewere else if we went to a movie store a. would you just want your movies b. share and each get 3 c. don,t go a see whats on tv if you were with a man and it snowed that night a.would you get a motel b. stay but sleeep on the couch c. stay with me so i could keep you warm do you like a man to sleeep in a.nothing b. boxers c.don't care

Present Situation
the pressure of life is getting to me. what do i do, what can i do. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the responsibilities that are tying me down.Straining my brain, breaking my back just to figure out a way out of this mess i call my life. is there a way? Some say suicide, but fuck that. im not rotting in hell to solve this. others say run. Run where? Home. yeah that will work.not. and the few, the few i call friends say stay, fight it. So hard, being pulled in a hundred different ways.I need to rest, but cant sleep. I keep digging this abyss of a hole called debt and trouble. it keeps getting deeper and deeper. I can no longer see the top. Its dark all around, im scared, but dont show it. I cry but dont tear. i cause pain for my friends because im going crazy. i need out. Maybe a rope will appear and i can climb out. maybe i will grow up. I used to dream of eyes so blue And loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic heroins And how gracious they would be. I used to dr

Sharing The Laughter....
Joke of the Week: BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN WIDOW A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass o

~rain
My head back, hair wet against my face, I look into the darkness of my closed eyes, as I feel you pour upon me. Touching my face, neck, and shoulders; you cause me to shiver. Every sense within me heightened beyond any scale, I treasure your caress. Arms outstretched, I await your consumption of my being. The glistening you cause upon my flesh, far more intensified by the blinding passion you have instilled within me. Rage, sadness and love; a welcome turmoil. You bring every feeling inside of me to surface. Your sounds, hushing all that surrounds me, causing an awakening calm; arousal of my soul. Your touch becoming softer, I open my eyes to find a glistening, brighter world. A light shines as I watch you fade into the skies, yet again... ~Jess~

My Marriage And My Husband
God gave me an answer! This blog was written Sunday, April 8, 2007. Ever since February 9th, I have been doing a lot of praying about what to do with my live and my marriage. I want to do the right thing in the eyes of God. I also want to do what I feel is right in my logical ming and my emotional heart. I have had a real delema. I thought that in my situation it was wrong to do what is happening right now in my marriage. I was really upset because I thought I was doing wrong in the eyes of God. I had consulted my Bible and found verses like the following: 1 Corinthians 7:10&11 To the married I , the Lord, give this command: A wife must not separate from her husband. But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife. Which basically says that if I get divorced that I must remain single for the rest of my life. Not having any romantic relationships and not having any children. The thought of thi

Tequila Christmas Cookies
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Tequila Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try Another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just Pry it loose wit h a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila Now shift the lemon ju

What I Write Lol
the moon is high ,the night black,the stars shine,she howls,white paws tread softly on the ground,she runs to the top of the green lush hill alone,her eyes searching for her mate,she is the lupa,she howls again,but no return howl does she hear,her fur is whitish gray and it shimmers in the moonlight,she hears something behind her,teeth bared she turns,a low growl erupting from her,she is hunched down ready,her fur sticking up on her back,then she sees a woman walking silently,the wolf backs away and watches,she sees the pain and hopelessness,as the woman looks up into the moon arms raised,the chanting begins,her robe falls to the soft grass,skyclad in the night,only moonlight caressing her body,the wolf watches in wonder,the chant a beautiful melody,the wind picks up,there is fire at the womans fingertips,the sound of a brook in the air,the earth scent carries up around this being,her chant changes as she kneels to the ground,tears in her eyes she sees the wolf,but she fears not,the w

Whats In My Heart Right Now
the moon is not out and everything is dark tonight not even the stars to light my way somehow it seems that my cavern of dreams has been washed away by the salty tides of my tears or the winds of my cries everything has just dissappeared and slipped away i never knew how much i needed the darkside of the moon to guide me to light my way even my two brightest stars have dimmed without the light of the moon we stand here at the edge of the shore staring accross the waters looking for some light on the other side of the ocean hoping that he is shining brightly i don't know how to shine without the light of the moon i don't know which way to turn without his light i have nothing so i will go back to my empty cavern of dreams the crator that was once my heart and sleep hoping that one day he will rise again and light our way let this be known that i will never

Why Im Here !
HI THERE HEADIN TO WORK NOW. SO, PLZ CHECK OUT MY PROFILE AND RATE MY PICTURES AS WHEN I GET HOME I WILL RATE YOURS.....TY HEY FUBAR MEMBERS, IM DOING THIS BLOG TO LET EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THAT IM LEAVING FUBAR ONCE AND FOR ALL. I BEEN GOING THRU SOME HARD TIMES HERE, AND FEEL IN MY HEART THAT I NEED TO DO THIS. ALOT OF MY OTHER EMAIL ADDRESS MAY BE DELETED ALSO. LIKE YAHOO, HOTMAIL, AOL, AND MYSPACE. SOME OF YOU PEOPLE KNOW MY REASONS AND SOME OF YOU DONT KNOW IT. BUT, ITS TIME FOR ME TO MOVE ON. I THANK ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO I MEET HERE OVER THE TIME I WAS HERE. AND I BLAME THE DUMBASS FOR PUTTIN ME IN THE SPOT FOR NOT MINDIN THERE OWN BUSSINESS. AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. SO, MY LAST DAY WILL BE JULY 26, 2008. I HOPE YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF YOURSELFS AND HAVE A BLESS TIME HERE. === 'OneSexyAssBiotch' wrote the following at '2008-07-02 11:35:47'.. > > > > > > > > rockstar instrumental ludacris kid rock r kelly > > > > > I am Makeing Morphs For Fu Bucks Shown Belo

History Of Wicca /paganism
Try though we might, it is not easy to escape the influence of Christmas in this country. It is easy to become jaded and cynical about it, wondering why it is not the magical time we all experienced as children, wondering how it ever got so commercial. For modern pagans who may still observe the holiday because their families do, it is a confusing time of year; how to celebrate this as a seasonal festival when so many of our associations with this holiday have to do with gifts, food and merrymaking? Even for those who celebrate this day as the birth of Christ, it must be difficult to stay focused on that significance, with the tinsel and shopping and office parties and the newest toys for kids clouding their vision. I for one find that cynicism abounds at this time of year, and that many adults dread the "holidays" because of family issues and stresses that seem to become more pronounced. The emphasis on having a picture-perfect "Martha Stewart" style celebration is a set-up for dis

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application Form The following questions are about yourself. Before I start with the questions, here's a little about myself. ************************************************************************ I'm 22, 6'2", 175lbs and muscular. I have a three and a half year old black lab mix named Shadow, I'm a smoker, but I don't drink. I like to take Shadow for long walks, sometimes 5-mile long walks. I currently have one tattoo on each shoulder blade, Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful). I'm not one to cheat, but I will forgive some one who cheats on me once, they get a second chance, but no more. I'm a computer technician and automotive mechanic. Enough with myself, lets move onto you..... ************************************************************************ 1. What do you like about yourself? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 2. What do you NOT like about

New Cummer(???)
Any Gray Day By Alex McKenzie The dawn of another day of gray, The sky the color of dead ash. The clouds an angry smear across the sky, Threatening the silence of the morning. Street lights casting a corona around themselves, As if protecting themselves from a darkness unending. Dull and lifeless does my soul feel, When gazing into this cold morning sky. My mood darkens as do the heavens above, The clouds ready to loose their fury. My emotions following the day ever changing, The same as in the swirling gray mass above me. The dawn of a new day of gray.......... One In A Million By Alex McKenzie Gently falling upon my upturned face, Floating down with unbounded grace. I feel the caress of the angels kiss, A moment in time I'm loathe to miss. One in thousands of these kisses do I feel, Surrounding me.....filling me....my senses reel. The fire of my passion causing it to melt, Barely remembering if ever it was even felt. So many more waft down fr

Joke
A bus load of catholic girls go over a cliff and they all die and go to heaven... they are standing at the pearly gates, and St Peter ask the first girl: Have you ever touched a mans organ She replies yes but just with my finger St Peter says: wash your finger in this holy water and go right in The next girl in line steps forward and St Peter asks: Have you ever touched a male organ? The girl replies yes but only with my hand St Peter says: wash your hand in this Holy water and go right in A girl runs up to the font of the line and asks St Peter if she can go next, ans St Peter asks why The girl says: well if you want me to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before ashley sticks her butt in there Anger management... When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd

New Business Venture
I'm working on taking my photography and trying to start my own business you can check out my webpage for it at J Keniston Photography or e-mail me at j_keniston_photography@yahoo.com or by phone at 207-478-5118 for more information who knows if it will end up going anywhere but i figured what the hell do i have to lose.

Women
with their boyfrineds or are thinking about leaving his sorry ass.their is one way how you can hurt a guy emotionally, ladies. if you really wanna get back at him. if you really wanna know then you have to hit me up in the shoutbox. and a skank ass tramp

Oral
Topic....Oral Sex. Ok things are going to warm up so pay attention.... He should start with kissing her tummy working his way to her thigh's then with your tongue start with long strokes nice and slow to the tip of your tongue - like your licking an ice-cream take your time and make sure to explore slowly drawl her lips into your mouth and tease them with your tongue. Then move to her c.l.i.t once again long strokes with your tongue then switch to the tip circle it then lightly flick it with the tip of your tongue every so often increase then pressure then pull back watch for her reactions closely. Next take her c.l.i.t into your mouth gently suck on it as you circle it all around over the top with your tongue. Now is where you can be a little playful she at this point should be getting closer and closer this is where you can pull back a little allow your warm breath envelope c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s - kiss her tummy slowly and passionately – allow her to anticipate what is co

Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,people from Kentucky, Tennessee, western Maryland & Pennsylvania, as well as West Virginia will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does

Bulletins
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal: 1. Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter "I" is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sist

Post
1. Through deserts of glass, And cities pummeled into so much trash, Where things crawl in new shapes, And odd vines choke the decrepit earth, I will find you and love you In the middle of a crater. I will love you on a bed of bones.

Lightness
Darkness is a forever if not longer. But how can one tell? Light is the counterpart of Darkness, You can't have one with out the other as you know. You have lightness in your soul and darkness in your heart. If the light go out of your soul the darkness will enter your soul then what will you do ? An Angel does not always have soft fluffy white wings, As it can be your best friend, where pure happiness to you they bring, Someone who you keep close in your heart, Being a part of each other and never falling apart, An angel can be big or it can be small, Just look around and you will see them all, For they don't always need to fly, And when you see one you will get a sparkle in your eye, An angel will be there when you need a helping hand, They will always stay beside you where ever you may stand, Then when you feel like no one about you don't care, Just turn around for there will be an angel standing there, An angel will be with you even if the sun don't shine, As you wil

Love
being in love is the best and worst thing in the world, but although my heart is broken right now by absolutely believe in it, let me know if you do too. I refuse to get jaded because of other people and I refuse to lose hope and trust in people because some are jerks. If I can say that right now I know its true for life. Anyone out there who wants to respond I would love to hear what others have to say.

A Candle Light
A prayer never said, or that promise never kept. A hand never offered to help, or a smile never offered in friendship. A hurt never forgiven, or a wound never healed. A kiss never asked for, or a hug never accepted. A love never pursued, or a dance never danced. A song never sung, or those words never spoken. A child never born, or a flower never allowed to bloom. A risk never taken, or a room you never come out from. A wall never climbed, or that path never taken. A child never knowing their Grandparents, or that card you never sent. A mercy never given, or a hate never left behind. A baby never suckled, or a tear never shed. Light that candle that sits so gloom and cold, bring a truth to your life before you are to old.

Random
# No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. # The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum. # Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. The new 787 Boeing was revealed on 7/8/07 or July 8th, 07. Every day is about 55 billionths of a second longer than the day before it Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Footprints of astronauts who landed on the moon should last at least 10 million years since the moon has no atmosphere. The national orchestra of Monaco (a nation in Europe) has more individuals than its army. Earthworms have five hearts The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges. Fingerprints of koalas are similar (in pattern, shape and size) to the fingerprints of humans Genetically-engineered babies were born f

Ripping Me Apart
So I blogged in Feb about my company dissolving it's Arizona branch. I freaked out at first, then calmed a little and now I just feel so blessed. I have worked for the company for 5 years in September. I am a hell of a good worker, but sometimes slack off, take too many sick days and get bad reviews on calls. Even with my many faults, my boss and her boss have chosen to keep me. I am the only person who was working for the Arizona branch, in Arizona to still have a job. The other reps that worked for the Arizona branch are in Oregon and Washington and not really affected. Being a telecommuter I am supposed to be w/in 100 miles of an office. In case something happens with my systems, I can go into work rather than be offline. Anyway, my point. Today my boss called me to inform me that they have moved me from being an Arizona employee to being a Washington employee and this move is going to affect my accrued PTO. Fine, not a problem. As she is telling me all the things

Harley Davidson Joke
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." -------------------- A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautif

It's Just A Joke!!!
4 GAY GUYS WERE IN A HOT TUB AND A CONDOM FLOATED TO THE TOP AND 1 OF THE GUYS SAID O.K. WHO FARTED ***THIS WAS A TEXT MESSAGE SENT TO ME*** A Teacher asks, what body part goes to heaven first? The child answers legs cause my mother always has them in the air screaming oh god I'm cummin!!!

Lilith
Lilith is the Goddess of every woman claiming her own right to pursue her goals. Jewish mythology teaches that she was Adam's first wife, but she refused the submissive role of a help-mate, and left the garden to wander in the wilderness. Legend also has it that she was there before the earth was formed, and is made of the stuff left over when God diminished the moon so it wouldn't fight with the sun. In her right hand she holds a star, which represents her strength of will. At her left flies an owl, which represents the wisdom she has gained in discovering her independence. She stands upon a rocky outcropping overlooking a river valley. Behind her on her right is a pomegranate tree, a symbol of life and rebirth, and some say it was the Tree of Knowledge of good and evil. *October 24th, Lilith's Day*: # Presumably the day that Lilith left Eden, or possibly a Sumerian Holy Day the celebrates the harvest (sort of like Thanksgiving). Whichever you prefer. *Lilith Aromatherapy*: #

Creative Writing
My Active Duty Christmas Locations 1971 – Basic Training – Lackland AFB, TX 1972 – 379th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Wurtsmith AFB, MI 1973 432nd Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Udorn RTAFB, Thailand 1974 – 1981 4th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Seymour Johnson AFB, NC 1982 – 1984 50th Component Repair Squadron – Hahn AB, W. Germany 1985-1987 5th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Minot AFB, ND 1988-1991 7th Avionics Maintenance Squadron – Carswell AFB, TX The Seymour Johnson AFB assignment did allow me to visit my parents during most of the holidays I was stationed there. All the rest were spend at my assigned duty station. I was fortunate to never see combat duty in my 20 years with the Air Force. However, given the chance in today’s world, I’d do it all over again. God bless all U.S. Military personnel, past, present and future! Alan R. Thomas TSgt., USAF, Retired I’m on my way back to North Carolina after a 12 month tour of duty in Thailand with the U.S.

Funnys
DIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in

Fall From Grace
This guy and his followers are nothing but peices of shit...i never knew a whole lot about this idiot..but to watch this crap on tv...made it obvious that this is a cult..talkin about how god hates fags...as they put it...and how they were wishing how all troops were dead...WTF gives them ANY right to proclaim they are ANY servant of god..wishing that sort of thing on our troops these peices of shit are trampling the american flag...isnt that ILLEGAL...why arent they getting put on trial... im ashamed to be in the same state as they are...if i ever run into them face to face...any one of them..ill pummel their asses to the ground and i wont stop till im in prison...i hope someone bombs their asses... such a waste of human skin..a bunch of worthless socialy inapt shit bags...they WILL burn in hell following that godless freak of nature. to think people are actualy sending this fuckwad and his family money to do this shit..apparently has raised some 10mill for his cause....is

Happy Hour!!!!
I've purchased a happy hour tonight at 11 pm central time everyone be sure to fan add rate crush all you can!!!!! thank you. I showed my love to all of you by cutting costs by half and doubling your rating points, be sure to show me the love back!!

Deviant Artists: Punky's Picks
I realize its been awhile since I've added new picks from deviant art, but things were kinda crazy in my life but now I'm back. Hunters Of The Night by *MistRaven on deviantART DRUSILA333 Atlantis by *Iribel on deviantART To see more of her work, click any of the links below the image.

'tis The Season!
K, SO I REDECORATED HIS PLACE YANNO.. THE TREE, TOSSED A STOCKING HIS WAY, EVERY MAN NEEDS MISTLETOE AT HIS PLACE! GOT HIM SH*TFACED TO EASE THE PAIN A LIL OF LOSING A LEVEL TWENTYFAWKINGFOUR ACCOUNT!! RATED ALL HIS PICS AN 11 WITH A COMMENT ON ALL.... WHAT CAN YOUUUUU DOOOOOO?? 'TIS THE SEASON OF GIVING! PLEASE HELP HIM OUT AS BEST YOU CAN BRI GUY HELP ME LEVEL BACK UP I LOST MY ACCOUNT@ fubar

Happiness
well i am goin to start off by saying hey to every one. i know its been a while since ive spoken. well there has been alot of crap that has been goin on here at home, with my dad and his situation getting worse and having to put up with his crap along with the illness tell you its starting to get to me. well to the reason i am writing this. last night i went to see the lights in McAdenville. i met a really good person to take a stroll through the lights and got to admitt i had one hell of a time. i never thought i would feel safe talkin and opening up to another girl. but last night i had no worries at all. dont think i have ever laughed and had as much fun. it really sucked when tina had to go home cause all i could do is think of her. think this is a beautiful start of something good for once in my life. ty tina for a great time last night hope we can get together soon and do it again hugs n kisses

Movin
Ok, I'm heading out tonight for my road trip from Chicago to Seattle. Hopefully, mother nature will be kind to me and my car will make it without trouble. If any of my fu friends live along the route(I'm following the route recommended by Google maps) and would like to meet me, please let me know. Although I'll be on a tight schedule, I'd be happy to stop for a coffee or something. Of course there's also the chance I may be bedding down in your area(at the cheapest motel I can find), in which case I'd be up for grabbing a drink or something. Once again, let me know. My cell is 312.402.5161(there's a good chance I won't answer since I don't like to talk when I'm driving and typically don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize, but please leave a message and I'll call back as soon as I can. Happy festivus. Well, I can't stomach any more hardship out here in Chicago, so I've decided to make the move back to Seattle. I gave it a try and just couldn't make things work. T

My Goddesses
Isis, Egyptian Goddess of Magic and Giver of Life Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers. Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them (an art form on which many of us would welcome a refresher course!) Isis taught her people the skills of reading and agriculture and was worshipped as the goddess of medicine and wisdom. More than any other of the ancient Egyptian goddesses, Isis embodied the characteristics of all the lesser goddesses that preceded her. Isis became the model on which future generations of female deities in othe

The Truth About Sex
Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural",

Cat Scan Update!!!
So teh cancer is gone!!! I am don ewith CHemo!!! This was the best Christmas present I could have asked for !!!! What a great way to start the new year!!!WOOHOO!! Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers that were sent out...I appreciate them an know that they kept me going! Much Love, Tiffany HEY EVERYONE!!!! MY SCAN CAME BACK CLEAR!!!! HAHAHA!!! WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!! I am DONE with Chemo!!! YEAH ME! YEAH US!!!! I have a hernia so I will need surgery to repair that but it is an overnight thing...no biggie!!!! What a blessing this year has been and a growing experience! I feel so blessed to have my friends and family, and all the prayers that we have recieved... ....The blessings i have received are immeasurable...and this email would get quite long if I tried to mention all of them......But thank you to everyone that were parts of and contributed to them, and thank you for your prayers....my family can finally be more normal now than we have be

Kyredneck Aka Stefan Aka David Aka Loser
I did a sticky bulletin on this today but I'm blogging it too for further updates. No it's not drama, just truth. Women need to beware. He prays on the vulnerable. THIS IS TRUE...I KNOW THIS GUY AS WELL AND HAVE BEEN CONTACTED VIA EMAIL ALSO. HE HAS USED AND ABUSED WOMEN ON MYSPACE AND FUBAR AS WELL. AFTER I GOT SEVERAL EMAILS FOR A WOMAN HE GOT INVOLVED WITH I PERSONALLY LEFT HIM A MESSAGE ON HIS KYREDNECK FUBAR PAGE AND THE NEXT DAY IT WAS DELETED. HE CONTACTED ME VIA YAHOO MESSENGER AND ASKED WHY I LEFT THAT. I PLAYED DUMB AND HE SAID THAT HE LEFT FUBAR BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE LYING ABOUT HIM. YA. TELL ME ANOTHER ONE. THIS CHICK WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME OTHER PICTURES BUT HASN'T YET. THIS BULLETIN IS TRUE. I AM GOING TO STICKY IT. SORRY I DIDN'T SEND SOONER BUT THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY IN OKLAHOMA WITH THE ICE STORM AND BLACKOUT. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY. 1-270-314-2618 IS HIS PHONE NUMBER IF YOU WANT TO CALL HIM TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND .... UNLESS HE CHANGED IT

Heartache Pt.2
Mornings To Come Morning comes and I awaken to an empty bed as I reach for you and you’re not in your place. Emptiness is the loudest cry my ears have ever heard. I get out of bed searching for the biggest sign of your presence; calling out your name over and over. I learn that silence can be the deepest of pains to ones heart and soul. I walk from room to room looking for your things to be in their usual place; I see nothings there. I feel blinded by the empty space that surrounds me. I don’t know what to do or say, I’m lost in the wilderness of my fears. I drowning in words too confused to come out of my mouth fearing the world of loneliness. You were everything to me and more; you’ve taken away the air that I breathe. Please give me back my fantasy; the courage that I need to live. All I’m feeling at this time is the purest of pain. I rush to the phone dialing home and you’re number echoes through my head time after time and you never answer. Tears begin to stream do

Friends Read
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My beauty and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (see my salute album for an idea) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. I/We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send me the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on family are those who have done this,all others who want to join the family are expected to send a salute first. Sorry it has to be this way but we have had too many bad experiences as of late. BeautysBeast

Heartache
A MILLION & ONE A million times you’ve always said you would love me forever. A million times you’ve promised me you’d always be there for me til end of time. Now you say it’s time to go and that love doesn’t live here anymore. Now you say you’re unhappy after a million smiles and a million sunrises in my arms. A millions times I’ve heard your voice whispering in my ears at night as if I’ve heard a million questions in my head. Now that I have all the answers; but I have no one to give me any questions. A billion tears have sent chills down my face as they flow down in the form of a waterfall. So many times I’ve questioned God and why he has taken you and your love away from me after so many years. I see you from time to time surrounded by walls of empty flesh; keeping me away from you as if I were a virus, plague or disease. I some times wish I had a million bullets; for what I don’t know at this point in time. I want to leave this place, this world, this galaxy caring m

Love
Love Is! Love is having you by my side And in my dreams, you're always there Love is knowing you're wherever I go Just like the skies You're everywhere Love is lying down at night And before I sleep Your face is the last thing I see When I wake to the early morning That happy face is there to greet me Love is knowing that truly You are the one I'd spend the rest of my life Love is knowing how wonderful it would be To live as husband and wife Love is knowing that in my heart That what we share is strong and true Love is so many things I know But most of all, I know love is you.

20 Days Left
Yea thats right, i got 20 days left till i move to missouri for my training... anyone live in missouri??? lets have a beer in person then. first round on me. but anyways, yea im nervous but ill pull through

Sex
HEAVEN AWAITS She’s got the softest lips I’ve ever felt pressed against my body, as she slowly makes her way towards me. Slowly crawling over my naked warm body, her hair drapes over my face; she has the sweetest scent known to man, the scent of lust and passion over-whelms me. I feel weak and yet strong at the same time; I confused, I want to destroy her body, but start off as gentle as a lamb. I lay back and enjoy the moments as she stares deep within my eyes. I give her complete control as her teeth embrace my neck; I give out a slight moan. She starts to go back down my body leaving a trail of fingernails clawing over my chest gently fading into the night. She reaches her destination engulfing her favorite toy as sweat trails down the side of my face, racing down my neck deep within the sheets. I begin to speak in tongues as I reach for the heavens to help me in my quest only to make it half way there. These few minutes seem like an eternity of standing at heavens gates

A Little About Me
If anyone is interested in selling avon please send me a private message with your name and number. To start selling avon: YOU MUST BE 18 years old or Older. It costs $10 and you get all the supplies you need to start. For the first four campaigns you earn 50% of what you sell minus cost of supplies and things you order. After the 4th campaign your earnings depend on how much you sell. You can earn anywhere from 20% to 50%. I have been living in raceland since July with my husband. I am happily married since august of 2004. I'm an Avon Representative and have been since May of 2006. I also have a seizure disorder but I haven't had a seizure in also 2 years.

Soldiers
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit

A Naughty Lil Story
“THE MIRROR” CHAPTER 1: GETTING READY THE CANDLES ARE LIT, REFLECTING IN THE MIRROR, THE MUSIC IS PLAYING AND THE FIRE IS RAGING, IN HIS HEART AND THROUGHOUT HIS BODY AND SOUL. ALL THAT’S MISSING IS THE SEXIEST MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HE HAS EVER KNOW. HE HEARS HER OPENING THE DOOR AND HIS HEART ALMOST JUMPS OUT OF HIS CHEST (LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES WHENEVER SHE IS NEAR) IN ANTICIPATION OF WHAT’S TO COME. HE MEETS HER AT THE DOOR WITH A BOUQUET OF ROSES THAT HE GROWS JUST FOR HER, AND TAKES HER IN HIS ARMS AND HOLDS HER AS TIGHT AS HE CAN. HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO VERY LONG AND HOPES SHE HAS TOO. HE TELLS HER HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT SHE’S HERE AND THAT THIS WILL BE A NIGHT THAT WILL LIVE IN HIS HEART AND SOUL FOR THE REST OFF HIS LIFE. CHAPTER 2 : THE BEGINNING HE LEADS HER TO THE ROOM THAT WILL BE THEIR EDEN FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, THE ONLY LIGHT COMING FROM THE TWO CANDLES AND HER BEAUTIFUL EYES. HE CAN HEAR HER HEART BEGINNING TO BEAT ALMOST AS LOUD AS HIS OWN AND

I'm Back
I've been in the process of moving, so I haven't been returning rates, messages, comments, etc.. Will anyone who has sent me anything within the past week and a half please leave me a comment on this blog so I can play catch up. Thanks again for all of your support and kindness. And to all of you {{{KISSES}}} Love Ya Niki

My Poems
I write this letter because I don’t know what else to do. I’ve told you that I love you and you told me you loved me too. We both believe we have found our soul mates within each other. When our eyes connect our souls begin to dance with happiness. My heart is filled with completion because I have found you. I’m sure that there are some words to tell you how much you mean to me but at this moment all I can do is dream of you and I together forever all our lives. You told me once that you could see us growing old together sitting on the front porch swing. I think of that moment with every breath I take. Knowing that I have you; someone that every woman dreams of having. This man that makes me forget all my troubles and makes me feel like the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. You are my one and only. For there is no other to compare. What we have together no one else could share. I HAVE A FRIEND I have a friend who is perfect just like me She listens to all my shit No matter

Minxs Lair
THE GIFT OF THE MAGI, by O. Henry ... posted for a good friend One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas. There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. While the mistress of the home is gradually subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a look at the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not exactly beggar description, but it certainly had that word on the lookout for the mendicancy squad. In the vestibule below was a letter-box into which no le

The Unseen
She gets up early, stretches her arms out as far as they will go. She drags herself to the bathroom to turn the water- waiting for it to get warm, she undresses. As she gets into the shower, she begins to visualize what she will wear to work that day- and her thoughts wonder of how the day might go. She knows what she will do as soon as she gets to work... she just wishes she could be a better person. She rushes out the door- speeds to work just making it at 8:05. Damn, no matter how hard she tries, she's always 5 minutes late. She sneaks in- opens her drawer to her desk and gives a great big grin "Good Morning" she says out loud. As her co-worker hears her, every morning, thinking she is talking to her- she replies back "Good Morning". She gets her coffee cup out, smells it, hurries to the break room hoping to get first pot- always too late. Pouring her coffee, she grins at everyone as she is anticipating the days work. She carefully rushes the hot coffee cup back to her de

Some People
I can't stand people on here or anywhere really that are so full of themselves and think they are God's gift to the world. I recently was talking to my sister and some guy kept bothering her numerous times to rate his profile and pics. He thought he ws just the shit. Well she finally said whatever and rated him. She's an honest rater so she won't rate you a 10 if she doesn't feel ya deserve it. SO she gave him still a high score. She gave him a 9. WEll he flipped and said that was offensive and he deserved a 10 or 11. And then started going off on her and then blocked her. This guy is known for rating people ones if he doesnt get what he wants....Uh duh idiot rating people ones won't effect anything they still get points. But then this guy had the nerve to go to my page rate me a one and have his friend who was newer to this site take my pictures and name{old name} and create a fake profile. On top of that he put suposed fake naked pictures of me in this profile. I have never taken a n

Own Me?
Ok.. So, to be like all the cool kids around the Fu-Hood, I've decided to put myself up for AUCTION!!! SO! Pull yourselves together and lets get the BID'S rolling!! IF YOU WIN YOU WILL RECIEVE: 1 SALUTE, OF COURSE IT HAS TO BE SFW! FU-OWNED BY _______ FOR 1 MONTH! WEEKLEY BULLETIN PIMPOUT FOR 1 MONTH! YOUR LINK ON MY PAGE FOR 1 MONTH! ALL PICS, ALL STASH, ALL BLOGS RATED! SOUND GOOD TO YOU? WELL THEN... GET THE BIDDING STARTED!!! FuBucks are what I'm looking for! I'm really looking for a SPOTLIGHTSomeday!! but make me an offer i can't refuse, and who knows! Click the link and send me a message!!!! Drunk1@ fubar

Nsfw
i had 5 photos flaged as nsfw,now im not one to be a so and so and go marken stuff as nsfw or let alone get involved in any of the crap that go`s on in this joint but come on a pair of bloody footy boxers hasent anyone got better things to do then to make a person life misrable yeah i know i could and can re upload the pics but why the hell should i. NOW i see a lot of desplay pics showing bits and peices so tell me whats the diferance of a woman showing a little clivage to bearing all well its that showing clivage is that they are covered and bearing all well not so covered and wtf is the differance to a guy wearing no shirt or singlet to a chick been topless hell idk i give up and i guse this blog will be marked as well

Oh You Know
A little bit about me. I try to live for the day, I can't say that this always work, but I sure do try. I'm sometimes a little to blunt, and I don't think before I speak. Some people might think that this is part of my charm, others think I'm a bitch. Think what you will. I will drive for hours, just so I can clear my head. Small things, make me smile, like little gifts from friends just for no reason. I think that's about it for now. Thanks for reading my first blog :) Cheers! Andrea

Settle
I am in a totally pissed off mood today so, I thought I would blog about it. I am the sweetest person in the world until I get crossed. Certain people are getting ready to make me cross that line to the Queen Bitch. I can go from nice to bitch in .8 seconds. It is getting to that point now that people are seriouly pissing me off. If it's games you want, it's game I can gave you. I can play the game better than what anyone thinks I can. So, bring your weak game on because I am waiting and so willing to play your game. The way I play the game, you want ever forget me. I play those games very well! Ladies, why do we always settle for Mr. Right Now instead of Mr. Right. It seems tha Mr. Right Now always breaks our hearts and we enjoy what's not good for us. Sometimes I think Mr. Right takes forever to come to us. The waiting for Mr. Right can get to you because you wonder is he out there or should you settle for Mr. Right Now. Waiting on Mr. Right can be the hardest thing to do. Because, y

Yuwie
1) Facebook makes over $8 million a MONTH from advertising alone. 2) Myspace makes almost $25 million. WE, the users, don't get any of this, even though WE are the ones making the pages, writing the blogs and uploading the pictures! There's a brand new social networking site called Yuwie, which actually pays it's members just to use it! You think Facebook has everything you need - That's fine! I love facebook, and only use Yuwie to make money. Simply join Yuwie with this link, http://r.yuwie.com/joestattoo and then you can do the same!

Drama
Man it is said how so many people take things so personal on here. Yea I am real and I tell it like it is. I come here to talk to certain peaple becuz they are cool and really nice. The drama kings and Queens need to delete themselves from my page. As far as have an actual serious relationship on fubar come on peaple this is internet GET REAL!!!!! Friendship is an actual thing that can happen but boyfriuend girlfriend get real. Possibly getting interested into meeting even but stop taking stuff so personal. I am always here for my friends and individuals who are real like flirt , countrygirl, mama rox,mistic angel, and a few others.... but if your not real like these peaple do not add me as a friend.......

Welcome To My World
Walk with me, the path of life, to explore every bend of the road Enjoy with me the beauty of life, along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, when grief crosses our path Find strength with me, in each other's strength, when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh, to enlighten another's distress Cry with me, a single true tear, to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life, as they need to be preserved Rejoice with me, in the mysteries, of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each other's souls, when the world has gone insane Find love with me, in each other's hearts, until this life has been fulfilled And when the path comes to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within When I fall in love I give my whole life To the one who falls in love with me And there's no one who with the power to dispel what I feel for you T

Trista
Let me remind you that you are the one who called me crying and telling me how depressed and homesick you were and how you miss your sister and her new baby and telling me how the boy you are with is misstreating you and all and wanting me to get you home to oklahoma remember YOU CALLED ME so I cannot believe you would let him block the only way you have to find out anything about the wrest of your family.

My Love
Love stalks me, wondering ever so near as to taunt me in ways that i can not perceive. Never before has it wasted its time on my worthless presence and yet now it finds me. She arouses questions which frustrates, yet gives hope to future events. A curse yet a joy that a person only receives once in their pathetic life times. I never believed that i could find someone that could bring me this joy while at the same time making me lose control of everything. With her i have no control what so ever....not matter what I try i know that i will be submissive. I worship her to no end, a slave to my heart. For it is my heart that is slave to her. I wonder if this is right or wrong. At times it makes no sense. I've know her for a small matter of time....yet it feels that we have been together all my life. Should i feel this way...love won't let me know....its like a knife that stabs the heart....yet it plugs the wound and keeps like drawing. She is the knife. Every tim

Dismayed By Illusion
One has imagination using it to distinquish what they desire... Only it's an illusion of one's fantacy... For when the truth steps to reality... We are dismayed by illusion of our souls desires.. You look hard, you look deap within your soul... You realize what you want wishing for one to fill the gap that keeps you searchin... You look to the universe, you ask for a gift, from the godds above... Within time the Godds answer your prayes, You hear the words, feel the emotion Only to lock up, from past fears... You bein who you are, clames up an closes the door... When you should push it open, to claim your shootin star... When all is said an done... All your left with is to be Dismayed by Illusion..

Strange Facts
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable car

Are You Ever Really Happy
Are you ever really happy Just when you think things are going great you seem as happy as you can be you have to step back and wonder if it is true happiness. Sometimes we feel things in our life is perfect but you wonder is it just an act or is it the truth. Some times it is hard to tell the difference between the two. You become so caught up in having everyone think things are perfect that you start to believe the happiness yourself. Then it may hit you are driving in your car or sitting alone in some place and your realize that all you feel is not true happiness but an act and you start to wonder why you do this who is it helping this act this sham that you have come to believe yourself. You sit back and you look at the things in your life and you wonder are my friends my friends because they love the real me or because of the ever so happy me. Do you know how hard it is to act happy all the time to try and be so many different people you lose yourself. I have to wear

Wiccan Grave
Wiccan Pentacles Grace Veterans’ Markers A WPR Feature Produced by Brian Bull 5/28/07 Wiccans have sparred with the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs in court for years, to have pentacles approved for fallen soldiers’ headstones. A settlement in late April has allowed the symbols – which some consider Satanic – to join nearly 40 other religious icons approved for markers. This past Memorial Day, Wiccans gathered to commemorate the first of several V-A approved markers, bearing the controversial symbol. Brian Bull reports on the Barneveld ceremony… Running time is 3:04 Listen to this story now using RealPlayer Wicca is an earth-based religion which some believers describe as "neo-pagan". Its principles and teachings are largely based on a reverence for nature and the elements of earth, water, fire, air, and the soul. The five-pointed star contained within a circle -- or pentacle -- is said to represent these elements. But Hollywood movies have shown the pen

Happy Holidays
Happy New Year To all my family and friends. and to all on fubar. May this year be better than the last. i met this lady in here and we want a fubar marriage how do we go about doing that I want to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season

Computer No No's!!!
First of all, you should never turn your computer off while you're in the middle of a program or if you have a bunch of windows open. You need to always close out all your programs and windows before shutting down your computer. If a program freezes up on you, always try to use Ctrl + Alt + Del before you do anything else. Another thing you should never do is turn your computer off and then turn it back on without waiting at least 60 seconds. The system needs at least that long to calm down a bit before you put it back to work. Here's more! Never remove a disk or a CD from their respective drives until the drive light has turned off. It usually takes a few seconds for it to turn off, but if it's still on, don't push that release button! Here's an interesting one: don't ever use a magnet around your computer, the monitor or around a diskette (floppy disk). Magnets are bad news! Also, don't ever try to force a disk into its drive. If it doesn't fit, you may have it upside down or back

School 1957 Vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Teste

Are You Going To Let Me Shout?
> Name: > Number: > Best time to call: > text messaging (yes or no) > phone service: > > > > > > I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. > If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] > Repost as: Give me your #

For My Son David 1973-2006
Waiting There For You If all the stars fell from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just reach down deep inside your heart, I'll be waiting there for you. I'm as close as your next heartbeat, And within your heart I'll stay. I will be there when you need me, I will never go away. If your burdens become to heavy, And they seem to much to bear. You know that I will share your load, I will always be right there. Always in the background, And that is where I will stay. Untill the day you call my name, I wont be far away. I will be there in the sunshine, As it shines upon your face. When you feel its warmth remember me, I'll be waiting in my place. I'll be there in the soft breeze, As it dances across your skin. So quietly I will be there, Like a whisper in the wind. So if your stars fall from your sky, And you dont know what to do. Just look for me inside your heart, I will be waiting there for you. i dont know who wrote this but it is bea

Everyday Is A Gift.....
Feeling a little stressed???? Life getting on your nerves? Can't stand the pressure? Here's a new relaxation technique that might help ... Sit comfortably ... Close your eyes halfway to dim the light. Take a deeeeeep breath ... Are you concentrating? Clench and unclench your fists. Feel the tension moving to your hands? Now slowly ... pull your arms back as far as you can ... AND... Whack the person next to you really hard! Doesn't that feel better?!? Consider yourself whacked.... ....HAVE A NICE DAY!.... Desensitized.....the mind of an analytical thinker. Is it all in the manner of molding someone or something to suit us better on any given day? Are you a realest? or an idealest? Is the glass half full? Half empty? Does it really matter? Shadows dancing....cobwebs clouding. Swept aside like feelings...emotions, passions & digressions. Analyzed, densensitized, brutalized & demoralized yet searching still. One foot in front

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Life17
Last night turned into a very busy night. What we planned to make for dinner was not enough since our daughter informed us her boyfriend was coming over and my son had his girlfriend over so we ended up getting good ole' pizza! The kids were all about decorating the tree until Peter spent an hour and a half trying to figure out why the lights on the tree weren't working and then realized that the power strip he was plugging them into had an on/off switch! Brilliant Peter! So I ended up decorating the tree all by myself. No one but me put ornaments on the tree. Very pathetic! It does look pretty. I do it in white, clear and silver ornaments of all kinds. I stopped doing the "kid" tree 2 years ago and started doing the tree how I wanted to have it done. Selfish? Maybe. My freako neighbors from next door had their house go into foreclosure. They moved out last weekend. I feel bad for the old woman but so glad I will never have to deal with her psycho ex son-in-law agai

~~remembering Our Soldiers@ Christmas~~
Please remember our soldiers during this holiday season!!! (I love you Nate) A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark o

The 10 Commandments
The 10 commandments 01. The two should never irritate themselves at the same time, this means preventing the explosion. Qto more the situation is complicated, but the calm is needed. 02. Never shout with one another, unless the home is catching fire. Who has good arguments need not scream and the more someone shouts, less is heard. 03. If anyone should win let the discussion is the other. Losing a discussion can be an act of intelligence and love. 04. If it is inevitable criticize, do so but with love. The other side needs to understand what is said, aims to add, not divide. 05. Never play in the face of the other mistakes of the past. The person is always greater than their mistakes. And nobody likes to be characterized by their defects. 06. Be displicente with anyone, least with his cônjugue. In the life of two all can and should be important. The happiness was born of small things. 07. Never sleep without having reached an agreement. If it does not, the pro

Wow They Were Looking At Me
I was doing my normal bench press workout yesterday morning. The benching area is in the back of the gym. After each set I get up and walk around. I looked up towards the front of the gym and couldn't help noting that after set quite a few guys were looking my way. So I said to myself wow, they are looking at me. I begin think like why? Its not like I'm some adonis, nor I am lifting a record setting amount of weight. Then it dawned on me. They were looking at the attractive woman who was doing some lifting near me. We were the only ones back there. My moment of glory was over.

Marine
Singer : Vincent Delerm & Peter Von Poehl Song & Lyrics : Vincent Delerm Quand je connaissais Marine poster adieu Philippine elle mettait des collants verts je la connais depuis peu au niveau collants c'est mieux disparition du poster je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois quand je connaissais marine cheveux courts dans la piscine à peu près deux fois par mois le dimanche soir nous marchons autour du square Montholon nous aimons bien cet endroit je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois quand je connaissais Marine cendrier dans la cuisine on ne se comprenait pas bien je ne la comprends pas encore son visage quand elle s'endort je regarde et puis j'éteins je ne peux pas effacer le garçon juste avant moi il faudra diviser certains sentiments par trois

Sexual Genius
You have a Sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Bloggy Blogg Blog!!!!!
I found this on a C.W. McCall fan website and thought it was fun and interesting so i thought I would share it. The site is... http://www.cw-mccall.com/detours/cravings.shtml On the bottom of a White Castle hamburger box, you can find wisdom, advertising, and trivia. Here’s what I’ve read. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fun Fact: There are no White Castle restaurants in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. White Castle is open after dark. But why is it called after dark, when it’s really after light? Cheeseburgers first appeared on the White Castle menu in 1962. Experts claim there are over 631 different types of cheese worldwide, but we counted only 24. What’s up with that? Q: What clothing does a house wear? A: Address. Leftover White Castle Double Cheeseburgers (a hypothetical situation, we know) can be reheated. Log on to whatyoucrave.com for instructions. Couldn’t a “Double Hamburger” just as accurately b

The Usual Shat
well, i'm now in north little rock. had my first day of recruiting school today. it wasn't too bad cept for the 5 am wake up time. but shit happens. i think it's going to be a good school though. i'll enjoy it. so i'll be here for 5 weeks. should be too bad. but, i'm tired as hell so imma cut this one short. ps. if ya view, be nice and leave a comment. it doesn't have to make sense either "sljksrlekoif" is fine, i just wanna know who's actually readin my yammering take er easy people well here we are, a beautiful thursday. work wasn't too bad today. did some admin stuff at the office and tried to hit my business list up. a good friend of mine actually stopped by my mother's yesterday while i was getting something to eat. i hadn't seen him in forever. we went to military school together and continued our friendship after school. so it was good to see him. other than that, I can honestly say it has been the ultimate of very shitty weeks. There's nothing quite like having

Winter Solstice Ritual
Into the forest, lilones feet silently cross the barren woods. With only moonlight to guide her to the sacred space she performed the rituals of the Wiccan seasons. Tonight of all nights, she welcomed the winter season. Her thoughts were of the One she wished was there with her to celebrate the Winter Solstice but knew it was not possible. But her fantasy and dreams were always filled of Him, her handsome Master. lilone did not know if she shivered from the cold or from the thoughts of how her Master controlled her mind, spirit and body. As she built the pyre for the bonfire to start her ritual for Winter Solstice, her thoughts were of his hands caressing the cold skin of her nipples. His hands sliding between her soft sun- kissed thighs, roughly tearing away the wisp of panties making her tremble with anticipation. She shook her head and trying to clear her mind of the erotic thoughts beginning to over take her. Striking a match she lit the bonfire and the fire caught t

Just Something For Anyone Whose Loved And Lost
Nite falls and I stand unworthy Gazing out upon her heavenly frame sillohueted by light from the shades A perfect form not marred by time Yet enhanced by the glow of divinity Lost in amorous awe I stare Knowing that she and she alone is the one The face that men have warred for and over The voice men have fallen silent to hear The figure that men have tried and failed to sculpt The mind which perceives all yet reveals little And in that moment that lies between thought and passion released I realize that now at this moment of all men who have came and went I truly stand most blessed And so we become one One form ablaze with desire One mind filled with a primal want and need One heart attuned to every move and moan Giving over to the delicate system that forms ecstacy In at the time we find our crescendo A loud guttural scream that releases all and holds for nothing And in there the earth stands still and we Oh that tender we, adrip with the honey glaze of love Drift off into eternal sa

Bad Band Teacher
So it's finals week. Not as many people are in school at the normal times due to the schedule change. There are alot of junior/senior high school students that also attend my school. So the other day Im in the cafeteria sitting and talking to my friend Thomas about whatever when this girl from one of his classes sits down with us. First of all she was chatty as fuck. Second I really wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up. That was until I was trying to block out her voice and then i heard her say "So and SO has to go to court tomorrow and I have to testify. I don't want to go to the winter formal because everyone thinks i slept with the Band Teacher" She goes on to tell me that "nothing happened that all they did was hang out and watch movies" Umm yea thats all i did in highschool was hang out and watch movies too yea uh huh thats it." WHat the FUck.... So today like right before i started this blog i turned on the tv and the news at noon was on, and who's face do i see on t

Again
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My Fu Wedding
After months of being illegally fu-married Lovely Lesbian and DJ Phyre Phli Will be leagally FuWed In a Ct Ceremony That will be held at Fubar's Afterhours. All are invited and the bottles will be poppin' all night. Come kick it with the Brides-to-be and you may win a few fubux in the process! The party starts @ 10pm eastern Or 9pm Central ~*lovely lesbian*~@ fubar ~&clubs DJ Phyre Phli &clubs~FuBaЯ's Afte® Hours™ DJ@ fubar DJ Ackrite A.K.A. Jeezy Will Be Rockin The 1's and 2's RJeezy aka DJ AckRite۞Neabears husband ۞Owner of Fubars After Hours@ fubar

Wwe Money In The Bank Ladder Match
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Sorrow
I don't know why, but I loved you. You allowed me to cry. You held my hopes and dreams in your hands, you listened while my heart beat for you, you showed me how to soar.... I've never fought so many bloody battles. I've never experienced so many wonderful adventures. I've never laughed so damn hard. I've never felt so much pain...................... and now I've never cried so hard. I miss you. .............................I'll always love you. But it's time to move on.

Surgery
Well as alot of my close friends know I went under the knife in an emergency surgery back in August of this year. It was a hell of a time recovering but the outside is healed up very nicely but the insides will take another good year. Muscles take forever to heal when they are paper thin...lol Ive have been having more health problems so I went to the DR and had a battery of tests again, blood, ultra sound, CT scans and MRI. Got the results this morning. Im going under the knife again. They found a huge tumor that keeps twisting and cutting off blood flow. So If its not removed ASAP it will be fatal.So I will keep you all updated on when I will be going in the hospital...Dr is planning on day before Christmas.But we shall see. Thanks for being such a caring bunch, luv ya all. Well I met with the pre op ppl yesterday. Surgery has been moved up from 12-24-07 to 12-20-07. Still going to miss Christmas. But I guess life is more important aye? I wont be online for quite a while afterward

Internets: Serious Business
Basically since they deleted my first account in october, life has been rolling with and against me. I didn't really care because i lost my job in the same week. bigger problems to deal with. I spent a month only doing artsy projects on the PC, not much chat or nothing. also, I went to visit friends and family. along the way, I met a woman who made me realize there is something missing. for a while, she filled it. Well it seems the woman only inadvertently filled this so called void, because she is happy with her boyfriend. so, what I'm going through is trying to reestablish my connection to a stable life where i don't feel like I need anyone. at the moment, it just seems like a lonely prospect. so the last account delete was my own. I am basically irrational while I suffer this, and assumed that I would only bring bad news to the table. I can take a punch to the face, I can lose any friend or job. but situations where my heart is set on something that fails, pu

If U Dare
i think it was hot until they killed it FRIENDS WITH BENIFITS ! Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your fubAR that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LoL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your migente that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery GOT A GOOD SITE FOR U IF UR INTRESTED IN MEETIN OTHER PEOPLE.

A Master Abducts His Pet
she went into the bedroom and undressed, pet walked naked to the shower, feeling the rush of hot water caressing her skin. Thinking to her herself to hurry because Master was coming to visit her as she quickly poured shampoo into her hand, then lathered her auburn hair, she felt the suds slowly drip down her nude breast as she began to rinse the lather from her hair. Quickly washing her nude body she finished her shower and reached for the thick towel that hung loosely near the door of the shower. She felt the tight grip wrap around her hand as she felt a sack come down over her head. The male voice told her not to struggle as he gagged her then expertly tied her hands and feet. she felt her body being lifted and carried what she thought was out side because of the cold bitter bite of the wind on her skin. She felt her hip slam against the car seat as she was dumped onto it. she felt the car begin to move, she didn't know where she was going only that her Master would be v

A Year Today
Wow! A year ago today I was bored as heck and looking through my sons KiteBoarder magazine and saw the add for this place. Not sure of the name back then CherryTap/LostCherry. So I thought why not join? I have to say I am glad that I did. I have met so many amazing people here that I don't just consider it an online thing but have made real life friendships with some of you. I never thought that I would have met some of the most amazing people here. A lot of you have been with me through a challenging year. The death of my friend, getting back to the working world after years of being a stay at home mom, the end of a relationship, the illness of my dad. I don't know how I would of gotten through these things without some of you. It's weird how a lot of people who interact with others online think of it as nothing. I feel that interacting with people at places like this should be treated the same as the "real world" as some would say. Being frequent in the mumms I am someti

Brittany Brendles News Paper Article
Winnabow | A 16-year-old high school student was killed Tuesday morning in a two-car crash shortly after she left her home while on her way to school. State Highway Patrol 1st Sgt. Al Morris said Brittany Elizabeth Brendle, of 1272 Cherry Tree Road in Winnabow, died in a two-vehicle accident. Brendle's car was struck while turning left at the stop sign at the intersection of Crabapple and Green Hill roads in Winnabow, about a mile west off U.S. 17. Brendle's vehicle, a late-model Volkswagen, was hit by a 2000 Ford Ranger traveling east on Green Hill Road and driven by Matthew T. Morgan, also 16. The accident occurred about 7:15 a.m., Morris said. Neither vehicle was traveling at excessive speed, he said. Brendle died at the scene, the trooper said. Both drivers were wearing seat belts. Morgan was "shaken up" but uninjured in the crash and was not taken to an area hospital. After giving his statement to authorities, Morgan told the trooper he was returning home and would lat

Bi Chics
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Men Lie
I have a 18 Year old daughter with autisam. She has been looked at as a freak in her life or even someone oh is so highly intelagent that people can not understand her and the way she is thinking or trying to communate with others. During her school years they said she wouldnt never speak english or communicate with others. She has proved them wrong. But the communacation isnt the same as when we talk to eachother she uses her music to speak what she feels and how her day is going. I have had people say poor you for having to dael with something that shouldnt be handed to anyone in their life time. I say poor you everyone in this world who does not look at autisam as someone who can communicate with everything in their surroundings. Even my dags know what my daughter wants or needs from them without saying a word. Men Lie for alot of reasons! They lie to make themselfs look good. They lie to not hurt some people that love them. They Lie because they can not help but lie about eve

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Poems/songs
Love is but a heartbeat My heartbeats a thousand times a minute with my love for you i long for the day when i can feel your touch i yearn for the day when i can have you in my arms It will be a day that i will never forget for the rest of my life Your my every thought My every dream my everywish come true When i have a bad day all i have to do is think of you and my bad thoughts dissapear my love for you grows more and more with each day my heart beats more and more every second as i think of you! I love you baby!! So tired My mind is restless Body sinks into the unconscious Dreams fill my head Nightmares fuel the screams Laying here I can only think of you Nodding off into their world I wanna stay here with you You can save me from them all Tell me you need me You're everything and more to me Forever in my hear Never to forget Hoping you feel the same Share your life with me Gave up my every for you And still I'd give more Just to be the

My Buddies!!!
this is for my buddies angel and jenny. You know we have all had fun times. Like with me and angel at the fair when i got hit in the face and you was there to help me b/c of that dumb bitch. andriding down 81 next to matt and kenny in our bra's and seeing there faces was priceless. And going to club zero wit robert. WOW! Fuckin marshall. damn!! and me and kenny and you and matt all "together" and all the shit that happened than, and playing 3 man with me for the first time and calling kenny, jeff when he came into lay next to me when i was passed out. Or you me and jen drivin down the rd after my christmas party. Hell and me and jenny driving around pissin off byron and jeff and there new gurls OMG so much fuckin fun. Or jenny me and you and r drunk party that was funny. I love both you all your my gurls b/c THATS HOW WE ROLL!!! We all got it like dat.

My Baby Died Tomorrow
Those of you that know me know that Stanly (my puppy) is like a son. He is a BIG part of my world!!! He has been VERY sick lately and is suufering way too much. He is either in pain or drugged. He can barely walk and has lost sooo much weight.He has arthritis in his lower spine and nothing can be done for him. Yesterday I decided it would be best to let him get some peace. That was one of the hardest decisions I have ever made. Tomorrow at 5pm I take him to the vet. .....................

Thoughts For The Week...
Just for those who care whats really goin on while the media diverts your attention with that 3 ring circus they call Iowa caukas (yup i know its prolly misspelled,lol). Congress passed, and President George W. Bush signed, the Secure Fence Act (SFA) in 2006. When the spending bill, which combines appropriations for a number of federal agencies, reached the Senate, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) attached S.Amdt. 2466 to the measure in order to silently gut the SFA's spending requirement. The Hutchison amendment reads, "Nothing in this paragraph shall require the secretary of homeland security to install fencing, physical barriers, roads, lighting, cameras and sensors in a particular location along an international border of the United States, if the secretary determines that the use or placement of such resources is not the most appropriate means to achieve and maintain operational control over the international border at such location." Thus, critics argue the amendment res

Where Are You Christmas?
Heard this the other day in the car and it made me cry. I feel like every year Christmas looses more and more of the joy and magic. Everytime it comes around I resent it more and more. I watch myself, my family and my friends, fret and worry over being able to afford gifts, stress about getting it all done on time and then in one day, a month or mores worth os stress is over. Everyone feels so obligated and nothing comes from the heart. As a child it was so different, it meant such different things. Time and circumstance killed christmas. For me atleast. Its nothing anymore but sorrow. Christmas 2002 was the final blow. I drove to my aunts with my sick pet mouse christmas eve. I woke up christmas morning to find my mouse dead, and my father unable to make it out because of the snow. What a wonderful gift from the gods. I had my christmas and dinner with him several weeks later, in his car, on my 30 minute break from work. The next time i saw him he had been eatten alive by cance

Fu-owned
I am Fu-Owned by this wonderful man. RATE/FAN/ADD HIM PLEASE Mikey The ▪▫Pіŧßułł МãҒiã ▫▪ Hitman@ fubar What can I say about this guy?? Well, he is absolutely amazing :D He always stops by to top me up when I'm dry...lol...and he is always there for his friends...he is so friendly and such a sweetheart...he'll do anything to help you out in a pinch :D And, of course...the Godfather list...he puts so much work into this list...to show us all how much we have to go, and to get us help from our friends...and even after my reset, I had all the points to go....and he still included me on the list :D He has been such an amazing friend to me....

The Hypnotist
THE HYPNOTIST It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ....' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist

Blasts..$$
am i getting this? f f f fff ffff I’ve got a couple of amazing reasons to celebrate! While others have been out making drama I’ve been busy making money!! I wanna give some to you!! OK, not my REAL money – but Fu-bucks AND blasts. So help me celebrate my recent great news! I’m feeling so lucky I’m hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY I’m offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • So pick any contestant in my “Give-Away” folder. I want you to hit me and peach..come on..we need some love and you need fu $$$..and even a blast..hit the pic and love us and win something • Give him/her 100 comments. • I give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s the Free Blast Special Twist

Upset And Depressed
How can I put this? Earlier this year my dad had a heart attack. It triggered something that I thought I wouldn't have to face for years to come. His time here on earth is now limited. Yes I know that we all lose a loved one at some point in our lives, but to lose a dad is almost to much. Today he has to go in and get an operation to get rid of a blood clot from his leg. But there is bad news with that. The doctors told my mom that with my dad's current condition, he only has a few months to live. No he don't have cancer(thank goodness for that), but his body is slowly shutting down and before long it will shut down completely. And that is something I know in my heart, that I won't be able to handle. As I write this, I am crying. I know that my dad wont live forever, but damn it, Why couldn't his death be easier? I know the death of my son was hard, But I don't want to lose my dad too. So if anyone who reads this has lost a parent, your input will be greatly appreciated. I know I wil

Love At First Sight...?
Dreamed I killed God and woke up I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was begging please, please, please, no dont I dreamed I killed God and woke up Rain on me in my dream, ah and time drive, and time drives my mind oh Im not safe and no one can save you for some reason talk to me I talk to you, I talk to myself talk to someone else oh, yeah, yeah I want you to follow, just follow its only a, its only a dream, its only a I dreamed I killed God and woke up He was lying, bleeding wishing she was, she was here now, yeah, yeah He died, its passing its passing, hopefully hopefully, do what I did I dreamed I killed God, I dreamed I killed God I dreamed I, is he dead I remember thinking so, they said he was, he was, he was dead couldnt have been I dreamt it again Oh,yeah Philosophy There are to many cliches in the modern world about love. Most of them never capture the true spirit or meaning of what it is to truly love. Many of us live in the paradox

Lets Go
For all to see and to know. I'm Finally Divorced. And now I find it so weird to get back into the dating seen. I really dont think i know how, but i guess guys around here find me to scary to talk too. Hell i dont know. Just because i have alot of tattoo's doesnt mean that i'm mean at all i just like them and just says i can handle more pain then others. So i have to wonder if it is me, why guys dont ask me. Tell me what you think? Have i lost my beauty because of my tattoo's? I'll tell you what. I love the army but i would like to stay home long enough to do what i want when i want. So like a dumb ass i signed up for eight years. So for eight years i'm going to get fucked over. Sounds like fun. I'll ask you guys a question. If someone told you that you can not have sex, drink, dress a way they approve, and pretty much listen to what they tell you or you will pay, what would you do? Someone you doesn't know you but will put you in a area that you could die in. Sounds kindda mean doesn'

A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A Raven @ Work
What happenin!! What? Ain't shit ova here? You do ya thang, I know, I can digg it. Salutes all day. Nevea one to hate on tha next! Invest in me and ya'll get good results. Thats my word. Forget a interlude. Would like to seduce you with my selective words. I want to get down to tha business. Why beat around tha bush when ya can slide in! I'll be your Interier Designer! Brake your walls down, Jus to fit in. And rebuild them like Bob tha builda! Why lie? I jus know what I want out of life. To see you perform tha role of you. Desired With Sweetness!

Ok Ladys Read This Plz
ok for the record yes im single but you need to be also no married women or involved women either sorry but dont need extra bullshit why should you peace out oh and rate me as well and ill return the favor thankx

They Live Among Us
They Walk Among Us I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it Back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor And gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was a University of Southern California graduate and knew what she was doing, and Returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin At MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane ..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that Said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' She said, 'so I guess they're both free' She handed me my free sandwiches And I walked out the door. ..............They Walk Among Us

My First Serious Poem
Broken By: Raso She has the eyes of an angel that has lost its wings. The life she knew destroyed, torn apart. Her heart beats empty echoes.useless to her now. Yet continues, relentless, unwilling to stop. Tears replaced a numbness. Questions of confusion, shock. Replaying moments in her head. What should be, what was, is not. Sorrow replaced by rage. Rage replaced by a memory. A time of pure emotion, of bliss Recorded in one tear stained page of a diary. Thumbing through pictures Of smiles, unstaged, pure never to be shared together again burn brightly in the fire, to see them, to much to endure A vow at that moment never to be exposed again. To barricade herself not to feel With emotional instincts wrong, and lies believed Forever to carry internal scars. The scars which never heal.

Friends List
hmm i see alot of what seem to be decent people on my list, but there are some of you that haven't sent me a message or chatted with me...and why is THAT ? so.....will the "mystery guests please sign in" lol. moral of this short story: if you have time, id love to get to know more of you on my list since alot of you live in my city!

Cheating Boyfriend?
ok I have been checking the history when i get home every morning and I noticed that my boyfriend has been looking up porn ( that doesn't bother me i like porn but he says he didn't do it and there is only the two of us on this computer) and his ex girlfriends.....he's made a myspace profile and won't add me as a friend. a few months back I was getting these text messages from a dating service he was suscribed to, he also didn't know anything about. and was messaging this 16 year old things like I'm wanting and hoping to hear from you soon, the pics on your profile look amazing... his excuse was he was setting his cousin up with her. now it may just be my paranoia but now he has added aim and i found a personals thing on the history, I'm a very jealous person psychotic doesn't even begin to describe what I would be if another lame asshole is cheating on me. I'll neuter him with a butter knife. but the main thing is why can't some just be honest? if you don't want to be with some one j

Vodka Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups of dried fruit, Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orn

What I'm Thinking
I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money - Pablo Picasso Don't look back. Something may be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige I'm against any deal I'm not in on. - Tip O'Neill In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. - Jimmy Carter Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Bradley First, some words of wisdom: The politician is an acrobat. He keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does. Now for a dirty limerick: There was a young fellow named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, "I admit I'm a bit of a shit, But think of the money I save!" and last but not least a corny joke: The doctor was examining a young model who was having tremendous pain in her side. "My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said. The woman became quite angry and said "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I ju

1957 Vs 2007
SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good caning by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to uni, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tel

Compassion
Female Compassion. A man was lying on a blanket at the beach He had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug" The man said "No", So she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss". The man said "No", So she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear, "Have you ever been Fucked? The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No" The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in."

Merry Christmas
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes, you see them and they make you cry" This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." JUST HAD TO SEND YOU THIS O

My Burning Retinas
amy winehouse looks like a crackwhore... yeah that's all i have to say about that. jesus h christ i'm glad i don't pay attention to celebrities and all that shit too often. please have her sterilized and get her off the blow

Not Online Anymore
Um yeah so look i dont have the net anymore. so i wont be on...dont think im mad at you...its not that..i dont have my phone on right now...but when i get it on.,..some of u have my number so u can call or i will call you.....umm im sorry for this,....but i have to go. Love you all Jessi

Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance. Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the Tomb of the Unknowns, and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the Highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds, for the same reason as answer number 1. 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoul

Waiting
The longing in my soul can’t be easily quenched. The aching in my body can’t be quickly relieved. The suffering in my heart can’t be readily controlled. The questioning in my mind can’t be automatically silenced. Wanting to reach out and gather you to me. Needing to touch your body as well as your soul. Desiring to have you fill me completely with your essence. Demanding that you never let me go. Come to me in blissful anticipation of what can be. Accept me as I am with all of my intricacies. Nourish my mind as well as my soul. Love me because of who I am. I wonder if you notice me, see the true me. Do you know of my intense longings for you? Do you even care that I have these unyielding feelings? Do you know how much I have to offer and give to you? I think my quick glances in your direction are futile. I believe if you did care, I would surely know it. I hope in my heart that if this is to be, it will happen.

New Graphic That I Made. Computer Wallpaper Of The Joker.
Just did this, I dig it. Anybody that feels like clicking the box and rating/commenting it would be awesome. Always love feedback. Check it out, might dig it too. There's also a link on that page you view of a better quality version since that website scales it down to their limits. Thanks Scott

Rest In Peace London
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *Shell-Bell* Date: Dec 12, 2007 10:21 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Eric (my slave name)Date: Dec 12, 2007 8:13 AMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NO ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DONT GIVE THEM TO NO ONE THAT U DONT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH, ..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WHAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNOW LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY B

Bunnybunz's Lounge
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

Hhhmmmm : )
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Mega Jones The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! Danny Jansen Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. Anonymous There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. Terry Pratchett Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. Paul McCartney It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her. W.C. Fields Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Anonymous A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. Steve Fergo

Holidays
HI! MERRY CHRISTMAS. MELE KALIKIMAKA. FELIZ NAVIDAD y UN BUEN ANO A TODOS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR...EVEN THE RAIN MAKING MY THOUSANDS OF LIGHTS GO OUT ON MY FRONT LAWN CANNOT TAKE AWAY THE WARMTH AND FUZZY MOMENTS OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. AS WE ARE HURRIEDLY GOING ABOUT BUYING GIFTS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, REMEMBER THAT I DO THINK OF YOU. WE MAY HAVE SADNESS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, DEATHS OF PETS OR FRIENDS/FAMILY, YET OUR HEARTS ARE SOFTENED BY THE SIGHTS OF CANDLES AGLOW, CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND, OUTDOOR LIGHT DISPLAYS, AND SO ON. TO HAVE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE AT THIS TIME OF YEAR IS A TREASURE; BE SURE YOU TELL HIM/HER HOW YOU FEEL. LET THEM KNOW YOUR HEART BEFORE IT MAY BE TOO LATE, FOR WE NEVER KNOW WHAT TOMORROW MAY BRING. I SEND MY LOVE TO YOU. I WISH WE COULD MEET IN PERSON AND SHARE SOME HOLIDAY CHEER. SOME OF YOU HAVE "TALKED WITH ME" FOR QUITE A WHILE, BUT WE'VE NEVER MET...WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS IN PERSON BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS... M

A Christmas Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, O TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT

Catherin Linde
I am looking for a future behalf, age requirement 40 above, w/ good attitude, hardworking, and will give his honor of love to me and to my only one child a one year old child. Please pm me at catherinelinde88@yahoo.com

Diary Of Secretiive Thoughts
Sitting here listening to Otis Redding sing "Dreaming of a White Christmas" I begin to think of what mine will be like. Once upon a time my house glowed with happiness and cheer around Christmas time, and now that glow is extremely dull. As the years have gone by I noticed that people hardly dream for a white Christmas any more; they just want Christmas to come so that bills and other responsibilities can be neglected as they feel obligated to provide just a few hours of satisfaction to the ones they care for. Anywho, a group I'm with on campus adopted a local first grade class, and today we took the gifts that we bought for the children. My two kids wanted a Hannah Montana CD and a car. When the little girl saw the Hannah Montana CD and board game she hugged me soooo much. That made me reconsider wanting children, because (thanks to two terrible nephews), I was truly considering getting my tubes tied. The little boy was just happy with his gift, but the girl hugged me so much, i

It's Over
Well the semester is over and so far I have passed two of my classes. I am ready to go home now for the holidays and I am wishing everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR and I might not be on as much so please be patient with me until I do get back.

Lyrics
she makes all the guys at school turn their heads and start to drool and i would marry her if i could (?) the star of every young boys dream i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress well now the truth is out at last that she's been on a two year fast oh annie annie annie annie oh annie's anorexic annie's anorexic oh my annie her mom went nuts when she heard the news the girl scout with too much to lose she never skipped class in her life but she skipped dinner every time i surley would not have guessed she starved herself to fit that dress she looked so fine how could i tell that deep inside whe wasn't well hangin' with her friends you know she looked so very (?) she laughed at all my jokes and she didn't find me funny when it comes down to (???) she'll pass by everybody Sometimes I wonder who's making love to you now Now that it's been so long Yes sometimes I wonder who's making love to you now Now that it's been so long Well

Kids
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally. "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to Investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Pissy Mood
Ok so Yes i am a little sexually frustrated. Why is it, that, it is so easy for men to get off and not women? I mean there is only so many things you can do before you admit to needing help. I don't want mechanical toy, i want action! I am impatient and when i want it, i want it now. I hate the fact that when you find someone good, it is fuckin amazing, and so hard not to crave it again. I am a nympho, and he satisfied my need. AHHHHHHHHHHH How do you get rid of this craving? Melissa

Little Ralphy
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