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Poem
The streets soon blur our vision our goals our morals our friends our enemies. You say you know me understand me want me love me The alleys I ran as a child you never knew, you even fear to see them. The friends I buried never touched you So how can you know me understand me want me love me The streets have blurred my friends my enemies my family.
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Hiya
Hiya Everyone Just Wanted To Say Merry Christmas And Have A Great New Years
Fubar The Drink
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Best Friend
MY BEST FRIEND X IS CALL HER AND WILL NOT STOP WHAT SHE DO GO TO THE COPS HE SAID HE WILL KILL HER
But That Was Long Ago...
I was born April 26,1966.The oldest of four girls.Never knew my dad but was raised by my step dad. I remember i used to sit out in my back yard,stare up at the moon and sing to my Mr. Right.I felt in my heart he could hear me and maybe still does...maybe. I was the type that liked to play in the woods and build forts.My mom would always have to call me in not send me out.I was a cowgirl from day one.Every little girl loves horses and i'm no different. I went thru school fairly simply..the type that never studied much.I was in band,flag corp and R.O.T.C. I met my ex husdand in jr,high.It was love at first site.We got married when i was 16 and him 18.After graduation we had our family started.I absolutely worshipped the ground he walked on.I did everything in my power to keep our little family together. He was quite the ladies man.He managed to sleep with 18 women in our 21 years of marriage one of which was my sister.I forgave him for all of them.In my mind sex isn't what made a mar
Wow.. Um Click It Its Not What You Think
Who ever said being a single mom was easy is absolutly nuts.. lol I’m not exactly a single mother like those woman, i do have help after 5 pm lol but being who i am a well known unmedicated BI-POLAR with sever ADHD and O.D.D and being preggo again on top of it all, its not exactly easy, but its not hard either, i think the days i spend with my lil one make me a stronger person and defently has taught me some patience, not alot but some lol I dont think it would be as hard as i think it is if Jadein would start talking.. i dont mean the typical 19 month old talks, but like how her cousin who is 2 and he can hold a convo’s yanno. she will learn in her own time i know i know, but ehh its boring during the daytime i have no one to talk to and when he dad comes home i start to spout at the mouth about anything and anything and he just sorta shrugs me off it hurts, he has told me once he honestly didnt care, that crushed me, but i understood he was tired sore from work, but it was like w
New Years
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The Ultimate Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email
Thanks For All The Attention@
It felt like a firm handshake.
Seriously
it doesnt work out with you and someone and you think its best they move on ,why does there always have to be name calling and bullshit that goes along with it ..when does it stop ..I have asked many times .yet I continue to get called names and that i am fat and ugly ..if ya dont like it .then dont look and move on ..I am me and have nothing to hide and if ya cant get over things .what am i supposed to do .. ahhh my rant of the evening .. to my friends I wish you all a very merry christmas and a Happy new Year .I hope that you all enjoy your time with family and friends .for those of you away from your loved ones may they return to you safetly ..
Stupidity
i find it really funny how people really say that mumms people put up are retarded. if they areso retarted then why do they vote and comment on them. why don't they do what i do. just move on . NEXT
Jeffffoxworthys Take On Texas
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybodys passing you, you may live in Texas If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to al
Happy Holidays
hey everyone, just wanted to wish everyone merry christmas and hope all goes well and stay safe! i didn't even know this site had a blog thingy untill now :P, but like i say, i'm slightly new and learning slowly on here. lots to learn about on here and tons of new people to meet! :) well, take care and talk to you soon! angie
About Me
Well lets see i am 39 and have 3 kids. 2 boys and 1 girl. I live in Texas. I am on here to meet new ppl and have fun. I am married so NO i am not on here to meet any new men I have 1 and thats enough for me. If you would like to get to know me better please fill free to add me or send me a message. Thanks and may God Bless You All....cyaaaaaaaa
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Stupid People
Mr. Sell’s Dragon Part two As soon as Mr. sell arrived home, vigorously petting his Irish wolfhound, Spartan, he asked his housemaid, Mathilde, that a small plate of sandwiches and a pitcher of water be brought to his study. He was planning on making a marathon examination of the manuscript and didn’t want to have to stop for a meal. He was too excited and knew he needed to make haste to the phone to place that call to his colleague, Richard Bunch. Mr. Bunch was the foremost expert on rare manuscripts in the country and had vast lingual knowlege and a carefully network of resources at his disposal. As the elderly house-maid brought Mr. Sell his requirements for the evening she noticed his agitated state and thought it was both odd and pleasing to see Mr. Sell so worked up over a newly found treasure. She’d been with Mr. Sell’s family for ought near 40 years and new Sell since he was a teenage lad. She watched his love for reading and research of every literary sort grow over
New Photos
I believe the title of this blog says it all. I added some pics that were promptly rated NSFW so unless you are on my friend's list you can't see them. So send and add request if you are interested. I even added my salute pic not that I found it necessary after all how many guys pretend to be middle aged white guys? lol if you like the model I use in my avatar you'll love the new update on my site. To say I loved working with this woman is an understatement. She's one of the true beauties in this world on so many levels So if you enjoy a little kink and a gorgeous naked penthouse/playboy model in bondage go to my site and see more http://www.captivebeauty.com
Fubar Dictionary
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Thoughts...
Today is the day before christmas eve... maybe i could be better if i do somethings my man wants, maybe i should just get a cell. or just leave here and go with him. i know i make him happy but my thoughts are killing me. who cares.... i will figure it out.
Poems
To find new love is great To be in love is wonderful. I would love to have that in my life. To be held by someone that is so sweet and sensitive and adorable Makes my heart melt. There is no feeling like being loved The bad thing about real new love is that you never know who the person really is. The only thing that you can do Is take this new love one day at a time. I have been Tagged by the lovely Moon Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I still smoke 2. I love the Dallas Cowboys 3. I lived in alaska, nevada, washington, and now texas 4. When I am stressed I listen to music 5. Friendship is really important to me 6. My family lik
Yule 2007
Song #1
Song 1: Everything I Wasnt Current mood: Heartbroken Everything I Wasnt: You said i made you happy, You said you loved me till death, I treated you like a queen and let nothing bad happen, but all i got in return was heart break and depression, All i wanted was to make you happy, i guess that wasnt good enough, all i wanted was to see you smile, i guess i wasnt good enough, we broke it off, you found another, he broke ur heart and i jumped to try again for you, you say i love you more, and to me that doesnt work, i need a girl to love me, even if i am ugly, i know its hard to ask for, i know i rush things, but all i want in life is, to be with you, and i want to be with you until my life ends, i guess its to late for that, since i ruined it forever, i was sad but not no more, because i accepted it. i accepted that i ruined it, i accepted that i fucked us over, now i have to live with the fact, that i lost someone i loved so very much. -Josh I know
Private Pics
FOR ALL THE REQUEST I GET TO SEE THE PRIVATE PICS. HEY THE FOLDER IS OPEN, SO PLEASE GO ENJOY. HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. BET THEY AREN'T WHAT YOU EXPECT AT ALL.
Happy New Tears
F.y.i.
i aint gonna be on this site much for the next 6 months cuz im on house arrest but if you hit me in my yahoo email with yo number i might be able to call you..... xdatxonexcrystalx@yahoo.com i can check that email on a regular so holla at me!!!
Merry Christmas My Friends
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, I TRIED GOING THRU THE LIST TO GET YOU ALL BUT DARN, THERE ARE SOO MANY FRIENDS THAT IT WOULD TAKE ME A WEEK,, GUESS I SHOULD OF STARTED EARLY HUH?? LOL, ANYWAY HAVE A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE ON MY LIST.. LOVE YA ALL... BRATT Create cool Profile Comments
Gold Paper
I copied this from my friend Tom. And wanted to share it with everyone. You may repost this if you wish. Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around he
Divorced
Well, last night i got a phone call from my wife, she is in kentucky and i am stationed in hawaii. i am an infantry soldier in the US Army. but any who i got a phone call from her lastnight telling me that she wanted a divorce. so there wasnt much i could say except okay. lol so i guess i am gonna be a single man. which isnt gonna be hard i mean i have been here alone for two years now so im pretty well used to it. but it still sucks ass you know. well thanks for listening ttyl keith
I Dunno
2 Questions
Ok I have 2 Questions! Why do best friends like to stab you in the back? And why are guys so hateful to really good girls that do everything for them?
The Eve Of Destruction
The Eve Of Destruction By Judith Moriarty © Copyright 2007 9-19-7 "The eastern world it tis explodin', violence flarin', bullets loadin' ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction" If I were given unlimited power, money, and the unknowing assistance of multitudes of pawns, players, shills, toadies, lap dogs, etc; to take down a nation, how would I do it? Common sense says, first I would want to control that nation's monetary system with the unlimited ability to tax the population (incurring massive debt) into servitude. I might name my monetary system with an official-sounding title that would fool the multitudes into thinking I was an official governmental agency - and not a private banking cartel. I would institute various programs of entitlement to entrap and make the citizenry dependent on various handouts - thus killing their incentive to work, but most of all to control dissent. One doesn't bite the hand that feeds them. I would give robber baro
Backing Up My Comp
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Damn
Danny
merry christmas to all my friends and on fubar to and happy new year u all be safe
Any One And Everyone
I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK FAMILY IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THERE IS TO LIFE.THEY ARE THERE FOR YOU WHEN NEEDED OR MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAY. I KNOW MY FAMILY ROCKS AND I THINK GOD FOR THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY THAT THEY ARE MINE. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS TO ALL OF THEM .AND LOVE YOU ALL MY FAMILY. Please help me i need to level up.so please rate me and my pics and fan and add .ill return the favor .thanks
Shit
i tell ya everything turns to shit this time of year people go crazy kill others break up with long time loves and pretty much shit on each other except on christmas ever ones nice and will tolerate people but after the 25 they'er just as mean and hateful as they are the rest of the 12 month in our calander the other 11 months everythings normal. did you know in the state of iowa people get in fights in the malls more often between dec. 3 and jan. 3 i mean i thought this month was for giving not taking unless your giving the punches for xmas then i must be crazy and then you have to look at life in genral there is way to much drama and way to many games going on in relationships in friendships i dont know when life turned to shit but it is shit now and will be shit forever
My X-mas Wish
Why Me?!?
This blog is just to get all this shit off my chest! Why do people have to take other people's kids away? My oldest son got taken away from my husband and I by my Grandmother & we still don't really know why. She is being a such a bitch to us & I just wanna take our son & move to Georgia where my Dad, Mom & Sister are but I know I can't do that cuz she has permanent gardianship of my son at this point in time & that would be considered kidnapping. I just feel like nothing is going right & that we will never get our son back even tho people tell us that we will it just takes some time. I don't want it to take time I want my son NOW! Why can't I have him NOW?!? Tomorrow is Christmas Eve & we will only be able to get to see him for 1 HOUR that's it...I don't think that is right but I can't do nothing about it. I just want to tell her what I think of her but I know that I can't. My Mom, Sister, & Dad are my support system thru this whole ordeal besides my husband & they help alot by talkin
Year End
As the year is getting ready to end I had to reflect on things that happened in 2007. We are still fighting a war that none of us understands but, God bless the men and women that are laying down their lives everyday so that we all may be free. There are some brave men and women to protect everyone like they do. No greater sacrifice is there for a man to lay down their life for someone else. That is what those brave men and women are doing for all of us. We Thank the Troops so much. This year I heard of more women getting missing and their husband are the suspects. All the women out there and you can't live without this one. They don't realize what they are doing to the children when the wife/mother is gone. The child is going to be left with neither of you in their live. Think about what you are doing. You may be able to live without your wife but, what about your child. Where I live their where children getting killed and being left at hospitals. How could you possible kill you
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
New Member Show Her Love
THIS IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE SHE WILL BE A GREAT FRIEND TO ALL PLEASEGIVE HER A FUBAR WELCOME ............... shekin@ fubar
Waking Up!!!
Rose
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!
Wtf!!!
I post a mumm about being alone on christmas and I get every fucking wanker with their dick in their hand jerking off in my shout box. What the hell!? I am a true southern lady and a freak in the bed. But if you don't treat me like a lady in the street you'll never find out what kind of freak you really could have had. So don't come at me with "do you like oral", "do you take it up the ass" and bullshit like that. Crap like that will get you blocked. Be a grown up, have some respect. If you wanna talk to women like that their are plenty of them out there that will charge you $2.99 a minute go find them. I post a mumm about being alone on christmas and I get every fucking wanker with their dick in their hand jerking off in my shout box. What the hell!? I am a true southern lady and a freak in the bed. But if you don't treat me like a lady in the street you'll never find out what kind of freak you really could have had. So don't come at me with "do you like oral", "do you
Christmas
What i think is that we need to keep sayin Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I really upsets me that the schools can,t decorate anymore. I think that the ediots behind this crap should just move to the middle of the ocean. Thank you and I hope u have a very Merry Christmas
Family Issues
ok my brothers and i havent always seen eye to eye in fact the one im closest to has really fucked me over time and time again but i just found out that he just went to iraq now im struggleing with the fact that im really mad at him for the past but im afraid that he wont come back home
Goodbye!!!
I will delete my FUBAR account after Christmas when my VIP has expired! If you want to keep in contact plz let me know and we can exchange emails. xoxo...
Celeberty Look A Likes
DO NOT LAUGH AT THE RESULTS
How Doyou Show Interest In A Woman With Out Being To Foward.
I've been single for about 4 yrs now and i'm looking to fall in love with someone again and i'm a lil lost in how to go about showing my interest with out scaring the lady away. I'm out goiong but i'm also shy to a point. i don't want to come of being to strong on the relationship part of the getting to know a special lady. I find my self apologizing for being straight up and honest on my intentions because i feel like they may be pushing the fine line of interested and being overpowering. I need a little advice all is welcome and thank you to whom ever answers. finally happy holidays. Sincerely Frank
Hahaha
So today I was with my family doing some last minute shopping. We were headed home on the highway doing about 75 MPH when I noticed this pick up truck coming up fast behind me. It was a 2 lane highway and I was in the left lane. I got into the right lane and let him pass me, when he did I looked over to see that it was 2 punk ass looking teenagers looking for trouble. It was raining and not the best time to drive like a putz! Right after this idiot passed me he got in front of me so I switched back into the left lane. The right lane got backed up and I passed him then I got into the right lane a 1/4 mile down the road to make my exit. about 1/2 a mile before my exit I see these idiots coming up nest to me. They pulled along side of me and then the driver dropped the hammer. I saw his truck take off in front of me and then he lost control. This dummy must have been looking back at me and his 2 driver side tires went off the road into the mud. He was all over the road spinning and
Fun
A story for each of you to enjoy but let me warn you, GET A KLEENEX BEFORE READING.. Do you believe in angels? Three years ago, a little boy & his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?" "Yes, Santa," he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, & saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful & encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, &
Godfather!
What else can I say but thank you to ALL of my family and friends and even friends of friends for helping me get to godfather!!!!! This is a SUPER birthday present five days early! I have said many times that I have absolutely the BEST FRIENDS ON FUBAR!!! This is so sweet...thank you all so much again!!!!
I Was Very Depressed.
Gold Paper
I just got this from my Mom , And wanted to share it with everyone , You may repost this if you wish . Gold Wrapping Paper' The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier overreaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed.
Jus Me
Heya all, I figured I would make my first blog ever!! Aren't u xcited?? haha...Anyway, no one on here knows what I'm about...So I thought I'd tell u bout me in a blog...I am 36 yrs old...gettin old already!! MEH.... I have three beautiful children which are in my pics...MY oldest son is 17yrs old, my daughter is 14 yrs old, and my younger son is 8...So I'm a very busy mom!! I don't cyber...as I have respect for myself and i xpect respect out of everyone else..I'm a quiet person until I get pissed off than look out!! I can b a bitch at x's but can't we all??? I don't give out my messenger name so plz don't ask for it..if i want u to have it i will give it to u...I have a big heart that gets stomped on by men who r not with it entirely...so i'm not lookin for anything .... I am seeing someone ... he has had my heart for over a yr now..but i'm too the point where i don't give a shit anymore..he treats me good some dayz and some dayz he is an azz!!! Jus like a man...no offense to any of
Incognito
glitter-graphics.com Ok so you hide behind the mask,and dare not to peek.You bury your soul in a thought and you dont let a mere second of an intermost conception dare to open the door.Your blood runs through a heated moment that time allowed.You grab a small chance to be happy,Yet you dont let go of all that lies behind the colorful visage.The tears of uncertanity,trails behind the covers of the undecided coarse,that was planned way before your time on earth began.You walked among the heart,that promise you.forever,and you,forget that all it took was to take from the covers,the one thing that would undo the masquerade.Honesty.
Nice Guys Finsh Last At Everything
just dont pay to be nice to women anymore cause all they want is badboys and sexy guys and thats it not normal and nice guys like tired of being respectful to women an being nice to them and for what nothing i know am boring guy and all but thats me as soon as sexy guy comes alongs its like for get u oh well the hell with it am nice guy u dont like it to bad
The Apology Blog
Prelude: Well this a Public apology to Witoka (Deanna)an to others that This latest Ranting by me might of hurt.We have been doing to many aurguements over Morphs.Well on Fiday night, where I live we had a Pre Christmas Party.I drank enough for many.jagermeifter,white russians,beers.after the Party was over I came to Fubar to Rip the Morphs,I was promised well being 3 sheets to the wind,an Blind I did not see the Morphs in her Photos,or my folder I had asked her to create for me. So I was so Pissed with the Alcohol doing the Talking I told her I wanted an fu Divorce.An when I came on saturday It was Granted. Deanna an I have been Friends on fubar,it seems like forever.She was my last recruit from when I Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Which I kinda lost in a Merge.Then finally Settling on Kingdom of Wolves. I have had many Morphers since doing the Bombing Family.Deanna is Certainly the Best.I Desire the Best Morphs possible for my Bomber
Upload Pix
I have wanted to upload some pix for a little while now, and especially since I got a new tattoo and piercing last night. I want to show off my Maggotry, but I cannot. My whole page freezes, and it stays almost fully black. It's so annoying because it's been going on for like 2 months straight now. Can anyone help me figure out what's wrong? It only seems to happen on CT.
Online Icons
All Online Icons are provided by: CSS Code for fubar skins was Created and Provided by: ♱The Black Knight♱ Just pick the Icon you want, copy and paste the code into one or all of your skins. Not sure How it's done here is a little tutorial for you.NOTE: Do Not Paste in your "About Me" section. This is not "My Space" Gallery VIII Already Have Skins!Take Me to Them Skins Now! I don have any Skins yet! :(I'll Browse some Skins Qwik! or Should I Make one Myself?Gallery I - Gallery II - Gallery III - Gallery IV - Gallery V - Gallery VI - Gallery VII - NFL I - NFL I
Teachings & Information About Wicca
An altar is a space dedicated to the God and Goddess of the Wiccan. It is a place where witches can respect their belief, celebrate the year feasts and perform rituals or spells. An altar can be set up in any way you want, but here is an example to guide you if you need some starting points. First of all you need a space to name your altar. This can be erected and dissembled if you are still in the 'broom closet'. For those who are public witches (or at least with family) you can make a permanent altar. Some good possibilities as altars can be a cloth (in any color you want; see our color correspondences in the correspondence chart), a desktop a silver dining plate or anything else you would like to put your religious articles on. Secondly an altar usually consists of four quarters; the North, East, South and West. Some witches physically divide their quarters by placing sand, rocks or threads. All quarters are represented by a physical form of them. For example the North (ear
Fu-versary
it's been one year! still here!
Holidays
i just created a profile,and i just wanted to wish everyone a great holiday and a happy new year!!!!!!!
The Christmas Elf Massacre
The Christmas Elf Massacre Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold. Why I'm knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills. Why I've given up charity in lieu of cheap thrills. Why I loathe mistletoe, fruitcake and bells -- And why I'll celebrate Xmas when it freezes in hell. You'll never see this elf make angels in snow. Hey thanks for the booze – so I guess here it goes: "Twas the night after Christmas in the North Pole No creatures were stirring, not one lousy soul. Santa's house appeared eerily silent But inside the fat man was hungry, was violent . This workshop of toys for kids of all ages Was filled with elves quaking in cages. Who woke up from their long winter's naps To find themselves snared in a devious trap. Hours before I had been bingeing on nog Passed out under the bed, I spied the whole saga. I saw all my brothers rounded up in cages. Sleepy victims of wicked midnight rampages. T
Holiday's...
I want to wish everyone a Happy Holiday's and a Happy New Year. I will also be taking a bit of time off from here and if you want to get in touch those who know how to get in touch with me by phone or IM's. I have been here off and on for a bit but now is a time for a big change in my life and if everything goes as planned it'll work out for the better. So I'll see you around and I hope everyone holidays are good and safe! BK
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Scars
You always wonder "what if" through out your whole life no matter the situation. But you must remember where you came from. You see your past is what built you into the person that you are today. Do not worry about "what if", just know that you are here and live for the moment. Things have a way to work out one way or another without your control. So remember the scars in your life is a reminder that the past is real. Just as real as you are in this world. They say not to look back at your history, but you need to every now and then just for a refresher. You are strong, you are who you are because of your scars. I know, I have plenty.
Christmas Wishes!!
Wishing all my friends have a wonderful holiday!! ♥Hugs and Kisses♥ ~Kristina~
The Best Thing That Ever Happend To Me.
The subject may sound a little dirttttay. lol Well its not. my boyfriend I met online is coming to move here. I can't wait.=] I love him so much. Two weeeeeeeks!!!! Some of you know what I am dating a guy named Mike. He is Amazing.=] He is the best boyfriend I have ever had. He tries his best to keep me happy and soon he will be moving here. Yes I met him online and I don't really care what anyone thinks about that. You can either accept it or just not talk about it at all. Don't try to drag me down about it. Because I've already delt with enough shit from people just for dating him. And Yes I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm happy and thats all that matters. and We're Inlove.
Women, Wtf?
So, I'm just wondering: is it really so much to ask of women, or even guy friends for that matter, to keep in touch from time to time? I'm a simple man, I just want a woman to know that I care about her, and that she at least cares mildly about me. Be that just a simple text or 5-minute phone call whenever. The fact that I've been proverbially "stood up" so many times from people who say they'll "call me back" or "get back to me" is completely ludicrous. I can withstand that up to twice from a single person, the third time, I start to think they're deliberately ignoring me or whatever. SHIT, I wouldn't even care if they just were busy, but if they got back to me the next day or whenever at least say "hey I was busy, sorry I didn't get back to you" I'd be perfectly fucking fine! BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENS. So seriously, guys need attention just like women do, we need to know that the people we care about at LEAST care about us, so am I actually asking too much from them? really? Just
I Want Ur Number
click pic to go to page I WANT UR NUMBER Body: ___ Number:__________ Best time to call:________ text messaging (yes or no) _______ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=] Repost as: "i want ur #
Tunes
COME LISTEN TO NEW TUNES ADDED
Funny Green People
Just wondering if anyone besides me been having new members coming by for a visit and rating you a 1 or trying to copy pix from your photo gallery? If you haven't yet here is your warning!
Christmas
Holidays
Hi Everyone. I would like to wish all my friends and family a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope you all have a wonderful time celebrating christmas with your families. Let's also spare a thought for those kids who might not be getting any presents this christmas. Lots of Love from Willie xoxoxoxooxox Sexy Comments Galore!
The Poetry Spot
Another Hope I sit here with a broken heart thoughts swimming through my mind love unanswered left behind All that I hoped dreamed and longed for thrown aside lost forever In the stillness of the night I gaze upon luna and hope once again By Kevin aka DaBoMb "the pain of loss" you fill my mind eerie thoughts swim my soul cries out over and again the world spins round me always out of reach and always and ever thy heart beseech forever and always til time be done know that thou art the only one true love of mine heart true sound of my soul always the one always the toll By Kevin aka DaBoMb "Breath" I would like to be the breath that you take in for just a moment to be that invisible and that needed is all I could hope for By Kevin aka DaBoMb
Forever For You
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Merry Christmas
To all my friends and fans i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year and i hope that all your dreams and wishes come true my heart is with you all!! thanks for all the rates and comments that have been given to me this yr and i will try to return the faver!! with love carl bdc
I'm Back
I'VE HAD A FEW PEOPLE ASK ABOUT ME SO HERE GOES. FIRST OF ALL I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, YOU ARE HERE TO AMUSE ME. I HAVE STATED THAT QUITE FREQUENTLY LATELY. I AM NOT A MEAN PERSON UNLESS YOU FORCE ME TO BE. I DO NOT NEED VALIDATION FROM THE INTERNET IN ORDER TO KNOW WHO I AM. YOUR PERSONAL OPINION OF ME DOESN'T MATTER TO ME ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, SO IF YOU WANNA RATE ME A 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 OR EVEN AN 11. IT MAKES ME NO DIFFERENCE. THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT SEE ANY DUMB ASS MUMS ASKING FUBAR IF I LOOK GOOD OR AM I SEXY OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I AM NOT HERE LOOKING FOR LOVE, THEREFORE THAT MEANS I AM NOT HERE TO MEET ANYONE OR FUCK ANYONE. IF I WANNA MEET YOU OR FUCK YOU I WILL TELL YOU SO. I AM HERE FOR FUN ONLY. THERE HAVE VERY AND I MEAN VERY FEW MEN AND WOMEN ON HERE THAT HAVE MET ON HERE THAT HAVE PEEKED MY INTEREST ENOUGH FOR ME TO EVEN THINK ABOUT MEETING THEM LET ALONE FUCKING THEM AND I HAVE TOLD THESE PEOPLE AS MUCH AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. SO IF I
Would You Like To Own Me
Would you like to own me, you will get a chance from the 30th of Jan. Details to follow:
Thoughts
I've been living in Tennessee for 4 months now. I fell in love with the state!!! It's beautiful and amazing and definately different from Walton, NY. But i do miss NY, don't get me wrong. I miss the few friends i had and my family. Everyone has asked me if i regret moving to Tennessee or regret making the decision to stay in Tennesee. And my answer to both is no. Why? I made the decision to move here, on my own free will, so I can't regret a decison I MADE. My ex-boyfriend didn't force me to come here. He offered me a place to live, help to get me a job and to help pay for me to come to him. I did...granted things didn't work out but that's the way life works sometimes. There are days where I get completely frustrated. I still live with my ex and his family. I still have feelings for my ex and I still care about him. I'm moving out of his family's place on Jan 3rd...and it will be one of the HARDEST days of my life. I have grown attached to everyone in his family, es
The Worst Bithrday Ever
Well it finally happened. I turned the big four zero. 40. I didn’t think I would make it too see 40. They say (who ever “they” are) that some people have trouble adjusting to 40. I mean how bad can it be, right? Well I’ll tell you.... It’s the worst birthday ever!!! I work for the government in a physical joy and I am required to have a physical exam. Conducted every year at our birth month. I did, and this time the doc recognized my normally abnormal ECG as some thing to worry about. She pulled my weapons and restricted me from duty. I can’t do anything until I am cleared by a cardiac specialist. The army doc seams to think it is something called Bragada syndrome... If your not famillure with Bragada syndrome look it up. It’s a bad thing. I’m very worried about it. My wife and our kids are sick, and have been for almost two weeks with some flu, that I had for nearly that long myself. I am over it now ...they are not. Since every one was sick we couldn’t celebrate in a
It Is Not Necessary To Understand Things
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Lcd - Plasma - Or Projector Tv???
40" or even 42" systems are good. but most want to know what "brands" that r the best. SAMSUNG which has "stealth" surround sound---the best out there..via Consumner reports, and LC which is also good. Forget alot of the other brands -but many are close but still not as good. Samsung is the LCD i own and very good. sound is unbelievable and picture can be adjusted multiple ways. Plasma is good for 5 years so not worth it really for many people. Let them get better maybe until you wud get one. The ULTIMATE system is a SCREEN with a "line tripler" in combo for it with a projector as an attached unit. The QUALITY is FAR supperior to ANYTHING available. Compare units + screens (INDIANA where the best ones are made---GOOGLE it), and u will have a great system for under $1000. For sum reason the technology for "screens" from the 1950's and early 60's remained only with a firm in Indiana that continues to use crushed diamond on surface for superior viewing and clarity. P
Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I
A Different Christmas Poem
First Holiday
well. its my first holiday with my wife, and well...i'm excited b/c after the first of the year i'm getting her her gift. and it's gonna be a real surprise. i'll keep yall informed. :)
Merry Christmas To My Brothers
This is for all my brothers in the military. even though we may not be home for the holidays, were still with our family! rest assured we are making the best of what we are presented with... This is for all my brothers in the military. even though we may not be home for the holidays, were still with our family! rest assured we are making the best of what we are presented with...
Remember
As we near the Holidays, let us never FORGET those men and women that put their lives on the line everyday, so we can sit at home with our families. Not only those in the military, but the police officers, firefighters, EMT's and Paramedics, and any public servents that are out there away from their families and friends, so we can be with ours. These folks sacrifice so much through the year, and they all say the same thing..."It's my job". God bless those folks, I for one will never FORGET! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to ALL!!
The Plunger
The Plunger I will now issue a response to women worldwide who have complained for sooo long about the toilet seat being left up. Granted, it is an annoying habit but you ladies do annoying things too. For instance..... "Dammit woman, where is the plunger???" After doing some research I have discovered that a lot of women for some odd reason dont keep their plungers in the bathroom. I have found them in all sorts of odd places...hall closets, stairways, the washtub in the basement next to the washing machine(my GOD)...everywhere but next to the toilet where it belongs. True, this is not all women, just like its not all guys with the toilet seat...but its just as annoying! So for future reference: the spare tire goes in the trunk, the fire extinguisher goes in the kitchen, the flashlight and candles go in the hall closet, and the plunger...goes in the bathroom. And the next time you're about to complain about a toilet seat ask youself...."Where did leave the
God Is Not A Woman
....but the Holy Trinity has a woman involved. The Holy Ghost is an alias for the supreme First Lady. The King James translators didn't like saying "the Father, the Son, and Michelle". A Kingdom of Heaven without women sounds...kinda gay. Those early Catholics had issues with women. So yes, there was a female presence in the universe before the Garden of Eden. There is no other way to explain dolphins or the color pink. Dad built it, Mom decorated it, and Junior is the main liason with the tenants. Simple. And now for the other extreme. This one is easy too, I have a list. If God Was A Woman 1. Chocolate would be a vegetable 2. Dolphins would have no natural enemies 3. All prayers would be answered immediately. In person. In detail. Even if the answer was No. 4. She would be on CNN more than Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie combined. A Goddess could not go 2000 years without talking out loud. 5. T
Organized Religion
OK, this one is honestly just to see how many people I piss off (and to let everybody know I'm an equal opportunity heckler). THE TROUBLE WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION Having a personal relationship with God is a wonderful concept that has been absolutely ruined by organized religion. Somehow, over the centuries control freaks have insinuated their own opinions into the Word to the point that their opinions have become Dogma. So, I give you a few observations. Jehovah's Witnesses: Their Heaven has been full since 1978. Buddhism: Right. Just sit there. Everything will be OK. Right. Mormons: Sorry, I take the Black Thing personally. They can kiss my ass. Judaism: Whole religion, half a book. Islam: The phrase Improvised Explosive Device is not in the Quran. Some of you are a little off track. Hindu: Who in their right mind wants to spend the Afterlife as a cow? Catholicism: I cant even say anything w/o sounding like I'm piling
Feel Free
The Contract
The Contract The time of the old-fashioned "Til Death Do Us Part" marriage license is over. In this age of Las Vegas marriages and quickie divorces, the time has come for a New Deal. The Prenuptial Agreement was a start, I now bring you the Five-Year Marriage Contract also known as THE ROOKIE DEAL The Rookie Deal is a concept spawned by professional sports. In this application it is used for couples entering their first civil union. All original marriage rules apply. Early Termination of Contract results in Monetary Reimbursement of the Injured Party. (That's right, You Cheat You Pay) Predetermined Arrangements will be made for any Child Care Costs and/or Visitation. After four years of (faithful) marriage both parties are eligible to apply for.... FREE AGENCY The two parties have one month to negotiate a Contract Extension suitable to their respective needs. Hiring a
To My Friends
Please stop by my profile and visit muh chrstmas tree, sign muh guestbook, and Kiss Bada Bings kissing bandit....... Muahzzzzzzzzzz Jackie More Christmas Cards Graphics
Christmas
Nothing In General
Looking through the melting glass As time chooses how fast to pass. I wonder why were even here I'm overwhelmed with sudden fear. I try to speak but only mumble The walls around me start to crumble I look down and close my eyes I cant tell the truth from the lies Is this real or just a dream The voice inside me starts to scream The screaming peaks then fades away Tomorrows just another day.
Christmas Sux...
I AM NOT FINE Current mood: gloomy Christmas Sux.... no, let me rethink that remark. "Christmas" does NOT suck. Lights, trees, decorations, music, bells, little kids giggling.... these are magical. The celebration of God's promise to mankind most definately DOES NOT suck. The momentary increase in general goodwill to man does not suck. The pretense, even for just one day, that all is well in this world does not suck. It is my attitude that sux. My selfish attitude. Yes, grief is the most selfish attitude one can have. All I think about is me.. what I once had...and have no longer. I think of all the Christmas's we shared... wonderful, special times. Then I think that I will enjoy no more with My Best Friend. There is no joy. There is no happiness. There is no magic. There is only sadness and an exquisite pain in my soul. Seeing your happiness exaggerates my misery. Hearing your joy magnifies the silence in my heart. Yet, I am not heartless. You, of all p
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Talk To Biker Trash
Sexy Comments Galore! I hope very one has a wonderful time with their Family's. The one's that are away from their family's you will get to be with them soon.
Disorder Of The Order!
Disorder of the Order by Holy Moses is their best LP ever in my opinion.....It's a damn good buy,no disappointments here....Long live power metal babies!....Much love,muahs!
Have A Very Merry Sexi Christmas
Please Pray
subject: PLEASE PRAY date: 2008-07-13 07:45:50 I NEED EVERYONE ON FUBAR TO PLEASE GOTO THIS PROFILE AND SEND YOUR PRAYERS TO THIS MAN. HE FOUND OUT THREE WEEKS AGO HE HAS INOPERABLE BRAIN CANCER. HE AND HIS FAMILY ALL NEED YOUR PRAYERS AS HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL! http://fubar.com/user/218223

Long Distance
Long Distance Relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not just what
Life
ok well last week me and the girl was have been dateing for a year in a have got in a little fight . i went to work came home and found my stuff packed up.so i moved out and have tryed to csll her but she wont answer do i say screw it and go on . even thow i love this girl with all my heart or do i still give her the xmass gift i got her and try to make up with her.and the outher night i got a privte call on my cell that no one has the number to
My Slaves
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None
i'll buy any women a bast in exchange 4 nude pics deal? i am sorry i disrespected and deceived you. i apologize for my actions. i am sorry i insulted you. yes i was a total jerk and a ass. i will show respect why are women so trigger happy when it comes to blocking guys? its like you girls get a kick out of it
Please Show This Awesome Person Love
PLEASE GO SHOW THIS AWESOME PERSON SOME LOVE AND KINDNESS. ITS SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS AND HIS MOM JUST PASSED AWAY. FROM WHAT HE TOLD ME, HIS MOM WAS IN PAIN AND TAKING PAIN MEDICATIONS. BUT LATE THURSDAY NIGHT/VERY EARLY FRIDAY MORNING SHE WAS NO LONGER IN PAIN. SHE SLEPT ALL MORNING WITH OUT TAKING PAIN MEDICATION AND SLEPT PEACEFULLY ON UP TO 3:00PM PST WHEN SHE STOPPED BREATHING AND WENT HOME TO BE WITH HER LORD JESUS CHRIST. SO STOP BY HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM LOVE, KINDNESS, AND SUPPORT. FlyByNight@ fubar
Ok, I'm Back
Ok well I'm back. PLEASE............don't get up. Had alot of crap happen. Anyway leave me messages and love and stuff. You know you wanna. Peace out
Computers And More
Scientists from New York State University have found that men and women view kisses differently, with females more likely to judge a potential mate on the first kiss. Finding subtle differences in kissing techniques is an evolutionary trait developed by women to find the perfect match for children, the experts said. As well as being a turn-off, bad breath can be a sign of health problems and a negative memory of a first kiss for potential mothers. Lead researcher Dr Gordon Gallup explained to the Daily Mail: "While many forces lead two people to connect romantically, the kiss - particularly the first one - can be a deal-breaker. "Kissing is part of an evolved courtship ritual. This may activate mechanisms that function to discourage reproduction among individuals who are genetically incompatible." The study also found that women see kissing as an important bonding mechanism which is important to the long-term maintenance of a relationship, while men see kissing as less
Good Women
I keep seeing women asking where are all the good men. Well im asking where are all the good women. Where are the ones who just dont take? who dont spend up all your money? who dont fuck around on you while your working to provide a good life for them? where are the ones that actually acknowledge the sacrifices we men make for them? what im trying to say show some love to your man, dont take him for granit because the grass is not greener on the other side. If you think it is then you should go and graze in that pasture and let a brother be. there is way to many people out there to unhappy with one. so what im saying is there is good men and women you just have to look and not settle for one just because your comfortable. ONE LOVE
Thanks Everyone!
I want to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, I greatly appreciate it! Have a great Christmas and Happy New Years!
My First Blog
Merry Christmas!!!
The Inner Thoughts 0f Little O
Written Wednesday, January 07, 2009 It's sad when you meet some people that honestly don't know their worth. People so great and amazing to be around that you are constantly smiling and just enjoying the "now." The people that you miss the second they are gone because without them you just don't feel whole. These people are most genuine not just in relationships but in the friendships and mutual bonds they form between others. A friendship with this type of person is above all, sacred. Though they extend their heart to few, you are among the ones they trust. This is important. I will treasure you forever. *you know who you are* ©LittleO™ .•¤Dedicated¤•. Thank You For Everything You Have Done For Me Dedicated and written Monday, January 5, 2009 Knowing he's taken transcends anticipation. The lust is morphed into boiling guilt. To stay away would be wise but to come near would be sweet. A tug-of-war between heart and mind; consequences only realized when they've bee
Poems
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
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Santa's Naughty List Application
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21. Have you ever had sex infront of your xmas tree? 22. Did you ever have sex during the company xmas party or had a one nighter with someone from the party? 23. Have you ever had sex with a Santa hat on? 24. How big is/are your "ornament(s)"? 25. Will you repost this for me to send back to you?
Nice Vote
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Christmas!
So ok I messed up with the christmas buying thing. I should have talked to him about it and discussed how much we were gonna spend on each kid. What he fails to realize is that this is the first christmas my kids don't get to have both their parents there in the morning. My kids were used to getting alot of presents and this year I couldn't do it. So I went and got them $100 gift cards. I thought that there was enough money to do the same for his kids. That was my bad for thinking that. I was forgetting that there were things that automatically come out of my account. Anyway, I went and did the right thing and used the gift cards that I got for my kids and got 3 more gift cards for his kids. So now all the kids have the same amount. What really irks me is that he had to go and post a freakin mumm about it. Most of the people voted to kick me to the curb. So why don't he?
Touch
With a touch she causes my tender heart to race, With a touch she drives me to rapture, With a touch she leads me to a beautiful place, Where I long to be held tight and captured. With a glance she tells me she wants me by her side, With a stare she makes my spirit leap, With a look she takes me on a wonderful ride, Where our passion runs wild and deep. With a smile she tells me she’s happy, With a smile she makes my heart sing, With a smile she lets my lonely soul free, So that love to her life can I bring. With a word she turns my darkness to light, With her voice she drives away cares, With a phrase she makes my world totally right, As she whispers her love in my ears. All this she does just by being so near, With her words, her smiles, her caress, So I send to her now and need her to hear, All the heartfelt love I possess for her in my heart.
Who Looks Better
Halle Berry or Beyonce Knoles?
Daydream
Thoughts floating in my mind... Feelings of another kind... Inexplicable to me Are the visions that I see. The impossibility of such, This dwelling on you so much Has caused me to be free, and yet So captured by my reverie. This dream, uncalled for, yet so real That sets my heart up for the steal, And promises of nothing, or A chance to see you just once more. If I close my eyes I see you there, Royal, classic, golden hair; With eyes that light the world aglow With love and passion burning so. I am better for the chance that I Would meet you once, and qualify The theme of my life changing to A life of thinking about you.
Hey I'm Home
yeah i'm finly home from all of my training and i'm looking for some wellcome home from from all my juggalo homies, i'm leaving for iraq in 09 i know it seems far off but it relly ain't wish me luck while i'm out in the combat zone. but for know let us enjoy the fact i'm back i'm so fucking happy to be out of fort leonard wood mo so i'll accecpt any request u send me and i hope a few lette's check me out as well. peace love psyco mmfcl
General
Its Christmas and its celebrated round the world by exchanging gifts and wishes. For those who may have friends in other countries here is a list of how Christmas is said in different languages. 1. Arabic - I'd Miilad said oua sana saida 2. Chinese - (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan 3 Croatian - Sretan Bozic 4. Danish - Glædelig Jul 5. Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest 6. Filipino - Maligayang Pasko 7. Finnish - Hyvaa joulua 8. French - Joyeux Noël 9. German - Fröhliche Weihnachten 10. Greek: Kala Christouyenna! 11. Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal 12. Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit 13. Italian Buon Natale! 14. Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto 15. Korean -Sung Tan Chuk Ha 16 Magyars - Kellemes es Boldog Karacsonyt Kivanok 17 Flemish - Schei Kreschtdeeg 18 Croatian - SREH-tahn BO-zheech
About Me
It was a wooden plaque hanging on a wall in a bar. A marriage license should be like a fishing license-- it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license. If you think about it girls and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. Also if you decide to mount one you know it's going to cost you plenty! If you bring one home (no matter how well you treat them) They start going bad & fresh ones are always better. PRACTICE CATCH AND RELEASE.
Part Of Me
If I could never see your face again, Or reach out to touch you, If I could never again feel your warmth Against me in the night, Something would be missing in me. If, one day, you weren’t by my side, Together in comfortable silence, If your hand didn’t reach out to hold mine As we sat side by side, Part of me wouldn’t be there either. The minutes and the hours and the days Have molded our hearts into one, And I have found contentment and Satisfaction within your love. We belong together.
Love
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Crazy Shit
HELLO EVERYONE, THE STUFF I SEE ON DJPHILBURGS STICKY IS JUST CRAZY, ITS OK IF I DO NOT GET ANY HELP, I WILL STILL HELP EVERYONE THAT NEEDS HELP WHEN I AM ON, AND ALOT OF PEOPLE KNOW I HAVE HELPED ALOT ON HERE NOT BECAUSE I HAD TO BUT BECAUSE I WANTED TO, I HAVE MADE SOME GOOD FRIENDS AND MADE SOME BEST FRIENDS AND A GREAT GUY MIKE I WISH EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY LETS JUST ALL BE FREINDS AND GET ALONG INFARRED(LISA)
My Dream
Gentle faceless stranger I have met you in my dreams Just a re-appearing vision I’m uncertain what it means I have danced with you in twilight Till’ the daylight set you free Hoping when I fall asleep again You would return to me I’ve waited for you many nights When my eyes closed, you held me tight Then finally my dream Revealed your face Your eyes green like a glowing moon Your hair that feels like silk and soon I wished for something real To take dream’s place Then every day I opened eyes And hoped to see my “dreamy guy” Alas…I did awake BEFORE you fled Asleep in my arms next to me I thank the dream that came to be, And now is a REALITY instead.
Wish
One wish, just one wish is all I ask, A simple thing, not too great a task. To wake beside you every day, The rising sun's light on your angelic face! To feel you beckoning, as I caress your cheek, Taste your welcoming lips, with love so sweet. Our arms around each other, will never be undone, Our hearts together, beating as one! My heart is yours, my love is true, For me there is no other but you!
Crazy Shit
Feelings
Love Spell
Love Spell Every time I look at you my heart skips a beat I wonder if you know, my love, that my heart is at your feet I leave it there for you to do whatever that you wish You could take my heart, and love me, Or just leave me in this bliss.
Leveling
only 17.000 to go who can help ? just_for_fun- brown eyed girl:-)@ fubar
Observations Of Life
NOTICE TO READERS: The length of this blog is necessary to describe events leading to the crux of the message. Any comments regarding its length will be responded to with scrutiny, criticism and sarcasm, without the opportunity to respond to defend yourself and will ultimately be banned. Comment at your own risk! Last night my wife and I decided to get up off our tired asses that resulted from a prior evening of imbibing various party substances to do last minute shopping for our daughter. We put on sweats, coats too warm to wear in department stores and strip-malls and slowly moseyed ourselves to the car, dreading facing the stupidity of holiday shoppers. We headed first to Target. We figured we would buy one of those MP3 players to replace the one mysteriously smashed to pieces by our 10 year-old. Walking in the entrance, we bobbed and weaved towards the back of the store, squeezing passed those people who insist on standing in the middle of the aisles with their screaming chi
Waiting Patiently
I want to know what you think. Rate me from "No way!", "Maybe", or "You are the man for me". Hello everyone. Just starting this so I will make it brief. This is my feelings pages and I will share my views openly for I am an open person with nothing to hide and I am very blunt. Hope to get some feed back and comments on these as i will be blogging quite regularly. ~Dave~ Man, what do you do when you are horny and no one wants to help you out or you cant find someone to be intimate with? When you do not feel well or you are involved then everybody wants to be with you. Quit being so opposite and start being more open minded. You Never know what could come from it. TTYS all.
Sun Rise
Sun Rise The grey began to fade, As the colors filled the sky, The chill began to warm, As the sun began to rise. A lost girl found direction, As the eastern orb rose high, The dark sky turned to blue, Like the color of her eyes. Dark turned to light, Grey turned to blue, Lost became found, That's when I will meet you. "I hope that this day comes, How ever I must say I don't know who this lady will be but I know She is out there!"
'tis The Season
It was the night before Christmas and all thru Fubar, not a creature was stirring not even Baby Jesus had gone too far. The beer mugs where hung, right above the bar for all to see, and drinks were on the house, it was Christmas Eve!! All of Fubar was awake, they were looking for fun, and sipping on hot drinks, like hot toddys and rum. When up at the bar, there was such a clatter, I rose from my computer, to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should a appear, but all of Fubar (and some deranged reindeer??). Who as they left, they made such a rackett, but they did shout out salutations as they exited the 'net, and left funny quotes right out in plain sight "Merry Christmas to All", they said, "and to All Fubarians a great night." Merry Christmas everyone!! *hugs & kisses* Angela
A Different Christmas Poem
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
Life23
The day is almost here. Some celebrate Christmas Eve and some celebrate Christmas day. Either way, I hope you all have a wonderful loving Christmas with all of your loved ones. I have not been on the internet at all the last few days. I have had lots going on. We had our dinner party Friday night with our friends and it turned out wonderful. Everyone had a great time and stayed late. I was a bit out of sorts yesterday, just tired. Peter and I ended up going out to lunch and then some last minute shopping. We were done with our shopping but somehow thought it would be fun to go out with the rest of the idiots! LMAO It wasn't too bad. We just picked up one more item for our kids. Then we headed over to our friends house and stayed until late over there having fun. Today, Peter is going to the S.F. 49er football game. It will be the last "free" game he will get to go to since my Dad decided to get rid of his season tickets for next year. It was just getting too hard fo
My Week In The Truck
Out here on the road, tryin’ to make a livin’; haulin’ another load. Gettin’ paid nothing at all. Last time I was home, I can’t seem to recall. This wheel is all I’ve got to hold, feelin’ like I’m doing time, too young to be feelin’ old. Feeling I’m stuck in gear; I can still see home in my rear view mirror. Listening to country and rock ‘n’ roll, gets me through another mile, and to the next toll. Chasing the hours one by one; mile after mile, into the late day sun. Just got another ticket, keep breakin’ the law, can’t drive the speed limit. Is it the sun or the moon, driving into forever, just want to get there soon. Thinking of this and that, lookin’ for the next exit, wondering where it’s at. Heavy eyes I try to fight, blinded by another headlight. This tiredness I try to shake, trying not to pass out, gettin’ harder to stay awake. I’m out here all alone. My best friend is the radio and cell phone. Sometimes I don’t know; is
Sundowners Christmas Story Roflmao
This Might Offend...
so....first off my dad is a southern baptist minister. i have been raised in the church for my whole entire life... and i'm sorry but after a while it gets a little old... and no you're not better than me just because you have a penis...oh wow GOD placed you in charge of me and to submit to you??? ha fuck you!!!! just sitting in church today (cause i said i would go with my mum) i almost lost my mind...when i left i felt like going somewhere and doing the most horrible things possible....scenes from fight club came to mind.... anyways...what the guy speaking said disturbed the shit out of me that i almost broke down into tears... "could you imagine what it would be like to have all of greenwood christian???" YES AND IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!!!! omg!!!! like in V for Vendetta I can see it going down....people being arrested for the pettiest of things just because a book written by men and put together by men told you it was wrong!! AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! can anyo
My Preferences With Women
My Preferences With Women I might come off shallow here, but there is no sense in me lowering my standards. I want a non smoker, at least not around me. Preferably with out kids (damn near impossible in this state). If they have kids, the less the better. Don't get me wrong, I love kids. I truly admire single moms because I am the product of one, but I need attention too. If the girl has kids, I hope she wants more, because my goal in life is to be the father that I never had. The girl must be prettier than me (yeah, I just said that). Someone smaller than me, I have to be able to pick you up. Being a little taller is acceptable. I do like them younger, but age isn't a huge deal if they meet the rest of the criteria. Someone who is supportive, and honest. Assertive, but not too controlling. Someone with pretty liberal political views. I would like a good girl, but not one who is way too uptight. I also don't want a long distance relationship, I'd prefer girls in a 20 mile radius. Also,
Hot Child In The City
Since I don't explore this genre of music that I'm presenting to you very much, your opinion is wanted! I'm covering one of my favorite songs, "Hot child in the city". When I first heard this song, I was a little boy, and along with my Led Zep and Kiss records, it made me say to myself, "self, this is what I wanna do!". So the rest is history and here we are. Note: This is only a sample segment. I have not finished the chorus and bridge, so you're getting the first verse, up until the chorus. Stop by and let me know what the fuck you think of it. Love, sex n Death always, Aaron/LSD Love Sex n Death
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Girls Night Out
Beth and I have been out with the girls at the local bar and it is late and she doesn’t want to drive all the way home so she comes home with me. We come in the door still buzzed from drinking and turn on the TV. You had been watching the playboy channel and there are two girls on the screen going at it. I leave it there; standing by the couch we start chatting. I tell her that I want to do something with her hair and move around behind her as I gather her hair in my hands I lightly brush my finger across her warm neck. “Oh your skin is so soft.” I tell her. Then her soft scent reaches me. “Mmmm you smell good. What kind of perfume is that?” I ask. She giggles and tells me. I can’t resist touching her neck again. And I stroke it with my fingers. Then lean over and kiss her neck softly. She pushes her neck to me for more of the feeling. I slowly bunch her hair in my fist and tilt her head back. I suck on the skin of her neck and then gentle bite along her shoulder. She starts grinding h
Watch Out...
I'm going to be waiting a month to install this one. Why? I had a nightmare twice with Service Pack 2, until I learned that you have to have the patch installed IMMEDIATELY after you install the SP. the second time I installed SP2, my computer couldn't even open a window OFFLINE. When the update thingy said SP3 is available for install, I immediately did a google search for problems involving it. Sure enough, there were some potentially fatal problems with it, like random system crashes and the like. Yeah, I'm waiting a month for a patch before I even consider installing this one. I really don't feel like restoring my system this time. There are a few guys on this site I wouldn't trust to raise a pet rock, and MUCH fewer I would trust to raise a family. I honestly hope I'm one of the family ones, but someone here loves to start lies about me talking smack. Look, buddy, you know who you are and I don't want any part of this. I haven't said a damned thing about you or any of yo
Why I Do This
AS MY FRIENDS KNOW IM IN DEPLOYED HELPING WITH BORDER DUTY. YESTERDAY, AFTER WORK, I WENT TO A FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT. WHILE IN LINE, I OVERHEARD TWO PEOPLE,SPEAKIN IN SPANISH,WHICH I UNDERSTAND, TALKIN ABOUT HOW THEY DIDNT WANT AMERICAN SOLIDERS HERE AND WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE HERE ETC ETC. I GOT MY FOOD AND SMILED AT THEM AS I LEFT. I NEXT WENT TO WALLY WORLD(ITS ALL WE HAVE HERE). WHILE IN LINE , A LITTLE BOY,,MAYB 8 OR 9 CAME UP TO ME AND SAID," TY FOR HELPING TO KEEP OUR COUNTRY SAFE" AND " I WANNA BE A SOLDIER WITH IM OLD ENOUGH" THATS WHY I DO WHAT I DO AND IM GLAD EVERY MORNING TO WAKE UP AND PUT ON THE UNIFORM. -- Burger King Corporation today announced the launch of the new Left-Handed WHOPPER®, which will become available nationwide tomorrow. America's most preferred premium hamburger will feature the trademark build of lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and 4-ounce flame broiled hamburger patty, but the newly designed sandwich has been re-engineered to
Hidden
Rules Of Love
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world." Reassure me when I'm afraid miss me when I'm away. keep the good promise you made believe in what i say. laugh when I'm happy cry when i am sad. and when you say you love me prove the love you have. correct me when I'm wrong stand by me whe
Aimless
Here I sit aimlessly wandering the highways of my mind Never going anywhere yet never here Traffic gets heavy around five Too many people wanting to drive Why must I use a copilot here I am driven by the deepest of fear My days are wasted, my nights congested My lover goes solitaire My mind is no where To be found As I have gone underground!
Updates
Injury Updates: Terrell Owens Is The Latest Casualty Last night's 20-13 victory over the Carolina Panthers was bittersweet for the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys went into the game with numerous injuries already, including those to Pro Bowl center Andre Gurode, free safety Pat Watkins, and running back Tyson Thompson. Additionally the team had Tony Romo, Chris Canty and Sal Fasano who were each recovering from injuries sustained in the loss against the Eagles the week prior. In yesterday's contest, All Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens suffered a high ankle sprain that could force him to miss considerable time. The recovery time for these types of injuries is usually 3-4 weeks which could put T.O. at risk for missing the first playoff game. The team isn't saying much right now, but they are clearly concerned and have Owens scheduled for an MRI later today. X-rays that were taken last night were negative which means that there is no breaks or fractures. Keep checking back as L
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Thank You
I normaly thank everyone in the shoutbox once you add me but for some reason mines not seeming to work......So I thought I would say thank you to each and everyone one of you that has added me......Even more thanks to those of you that rated and faned me.......Merry Christmas to yall.....take care Reneck P.S. I love talkin to new people so hit me up on yahoo or aim......
My Thoughts ~ Lol
The older I get the less I like Holidays like Christmas!!! It seems like just another day... Am I the only person that feels this way??? I would prefer to just stay home and relax rather than go to my brothers (2,1/2 hour drive). I'm trying to decide if I should go today or come up with a reason to go tomorrow.... Anyways, I just thought I's share my thoughts, cuz I'm sure there r others out there that prob. feel the same way as I do.... Well I guess Have a Happy & Safe Holiday!!! DC~Angle4eva
Fk It
THE NIGHT WAS ROLLLEN TO BE A WONDERFUL SIGHT THE STARS ALLL OUT. THE KIDS ARE ALLL SMILES.. UNTIL A GRUNCH CAME ALONG CALLLED THERE FATHER......(lol) TO ACT LIKE AN ASSSS TO SEEE SUCH A SIGHT...WHEN THE KIDS TURNED AROUND GAVE HIM THE RIGHT ATTUTUDE THAT GAVE HIM A FRIGHT.... THE SMILES ON THERE FACES JOY IN THE EYES WHEN THERE FATHER JUST TURNED AROUND ...WHEN THEY WAVED TO SAY GOOOD BYE......MERRY CHRISTMAS ALLL YR AROUND....
Trials And Troubled Waters
Hello Fubarians....let me pose a question to all of you...thsi goes to you as well mr baby jesus...what constitutes a Bling Chaser??? let me present some facts... Fact 1: When Fubar (Formerly known as Cherry Tap), there was no blings about...so anyone who was part of thsi site had towork hard in setting up a page, getting known out there by word of mouth and networking..also in the simple case that there were only 25 levels at that time from freshmeat to godfather..the one thing everyone wanted to be..now that cherrytap..now known as FUBAR has evolved and become a new site almost entirely new levels came about and with having a limit of 2500 pictures including teh nsfw ones, thats a lot to rate. which is probably the reasons for the new toys called blings...help to rate faster, make pages more artistic to oncoming lookers and vets of both sites...fubar and cherrytap Fact 2: Blings...every knows them..Everyone wants them.....but how do you go about getting them without having to one
* My Life Right Know *
Illinois Statewide Public Smoking Ban
Illinois has now become the 19th state in this country to impose a statewide public smoking ban that will take effect on January 1, 2008. Ok.... Now, the Governor and the legislator's of this state have lost their minds. Once again, government wants to dictate to the American people what is and is not good for them. Everyone already knows that smoking is not healthy and we don't need the government to tell us that. Prohibition didn't work in the 1940's and this won't work either. The city of Chicago has taxed the hell out of cigarettes. A pack of smokes in Chicago cost anywhere from $6 to $8 a pack. The black market for cigarettes in Chicago is now alive and thriving. You can buy smokes on the black market in Chicago for $3 a pack. Hmmmm..... sounds like a lot of lost state and city revenue. Smart move Chicago. The State of Illinois has taxed the shyt out of cigarettes and now a Statewide Public Smoking Ban takes effect on January 1st. No smoking allowed in ba
Color Chart
These Are Browser Safe Colors.These are supported by all Browsers.The Hexadecimal are provided below.Just Copy and paste in your Code. fubar Safe Color Chart#000000#000033#000066#000099#0000CC#0000FF#330000#330033#330066#330099#3300CC#3300FF#660000#660033#660066#660099#6600CC#6600FF#990000#990033#990066#990099#9900CC#9900FF
Climate , Who Cares ?
Do people have interest to care for climate ? http://www.weather.com/ Reading about storms causing accidents, how many of those are due climate change ? Kioto protocol , climate conference in Bali, Indonesia .. Is there success to turn climate to better ? Time shows, what will happen.
Happy Holidays You Fubar Folks!
Just a short note to all my Fubar friends wishing everyone a great holiday. I'm home with my family in the Creek and am off and on 'til Wednesday so if I miss your shouts, forgive me...but I wish y'all peace, love and alot of naughtiness...oops, I meant happiness! And if your happy comes in the form of naughty, you lucky things! Be safe! Am I the only one to notice that there seem to be alot of people lying about their age? They try to disguise it by giving us those far away, dark pictures that look as if they're from the 70s. I say be proud of your years on this planet...age is wisdom and experience. Both very intoxicating traits in a person. Embrace your age...don't lie about it. (unless you're going for older and not younger....lol)
Single Once More.checked Out My Profile.
Not a poem Just some random thoughts.I'm deep thinking on life tonight and was wondering If anyone else having thought this.They say you are supposed to learned things In life from other people.Not what I'm wondering Is If you are supposed to learned things from other people.then how do you learned when no one else Is around to learned from?A very Interesting question don't you think?Well comment me and let me see how many comments I get on this blog.
13 Hard To Find Toys This Year
Tears In Heaven?..no...they're Right Here
I have learn few things regarding my life with him. We have shared every thoughts, joy, pain, sadness, jokes, heart with all it complicated meanings yet we understand each other. Every hard times due to our unforgiven past has set us into sweet trouble. But somehow we understand that two different individuals set into one same relationship is the whole meaning of love, itself. But sometime the love has turn out to be so enormous, I barely cannot hold it alone. It set me trapped into a dependent person. So I released myself into words and music, and this track is what I felt inside…deep inside. Cripple and the Starfish by Antony and The Johnsons (Taken from album Antony, 1998) Mr. Muscle forcing bursting Stingy thingy into little me, me, me But just "ripple" said the cripple As my jaw dropped to the ground Smile smile It's true I always wanted love to be Hurtful And it's true I always wanted love to be Filled with pain And bruises Yes, so Cripple-Pig
Why Do I Fall For Mikes?!?
A Real Boyfriend
Love ya.. One day a womans husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you." So while we have it . it's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken ... .. and heal it when it's sick.. This is true for marriage ... and old cars .. and children with bad report cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special. and s

Am I Hot For You ...
Spare A Special Thought This Xmas
I am writing this,not for votes nor comments.I hope that it is read by many,leave a comment if you wish. To all here on fubar,to my family,my friends,here we are at that one day of the year that is full of joy and happiness,Why am i writing this?Well I will tell you,Each and every day for the past 17 years there is someone that is very special in my thoughts.Bette Midler sang In "Wind beneath my wings" That "did you ever know that you were my hero"Well this person was my hero.I am not afraid to say that each and every time i hear this song i come to tears,thinking of this person.All i can wish for that I have become half of this special person in my life.Who is this person you ask.Well it was and is my mother,whom passed away 17 years ago,she is my hero,and i still love and miss her to this day.So to you all,spare a special thought this xmas to lost loved ones,and from my heart to you all i hope you have a merry xmas.xxxx
My Thoughts Hope They Matter To Someone Lol
This world is crazy now I am all alone in life literally the one I thought loved me can stand me no longer. I need someone who can devote time. lol It is a mad mad desperate plea lol and I do mean desperate. Let me give a quick heads I find an old friend by that I mean someone who I once dated on this site the other found out about this and started a huge fight. Of course it was ok for her to send her ex a christmas card and hide it from me. My question to you out there is this. I am old and worn out. I have become tired of fighting to get my head above water for the longest time. I call myself a warrior one who can stand against anything and help anyone out who needs it. But this battle with her has been ongoing for 10 years and I am tired of drowning anyone out here want to help me get my head above water so to speak even as a friend to chat with. I need company as I hate being alone. I come here cause it is cool and have talked to a few cool peoples, but now more than anything I
Back To Me
People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how real love is, but that's bullshit, Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. Peolple are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain. Cueshe - Back To Me
Happy Holidays
Was not able to get around to put a comment to erveryone Hope you all have a wonderful time!
Christmas Wishes
Twas The Night Before Christmas, On FUBAR! (an adaptation by DJ SATIN...) Twas the night before Christmas, on Fubar, when all through the site not a creature was stirring, not evan the Bouncer I.d. Guy. The stockings were hung by the spotlight with care, in hopes that St. Nick, or atleast BABY~JESUS soon would be there. The Fu members were nestled snug in there beds, while visions of: Gift HAPPY HOURS, Gift BLASTS, Gift V.I.P.'s, Gift FU BUCKS, Gift Fu Tickers, & yes evan the shot @ a SPOTLIGHT. DJ~SILK
Jokes
Every one that knows adele and me knows i have said some nasty things to her i freely admit that, but i'm not the monster that she makes me out to be.. i have no feelings for any other woman in here and i NEVER will have she know's i'm in love with her and she knows how to hurt me so BELIEVIE what you want i DON'T CARE AT THE MINUTE SO WHAT I WILL LEAVE HERE! AND LET HER GET ON WITH HER LIFE But UNDERSATAND THIS I Am IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL AND i will live for her FOREVER!!!!!
Christmas Wishes
Twas The Night Before Christmas, On FUBAR! (an adaptation by DJ SATIN...) Twas the night before Christmas, on Fubar, when all through the site not a creature was stirring, not evan the Bouncer I.d. Guy. The stockings were hung by the spotlight with care, in hopes that St. Nick, or atleast BABY~JESUS soon would be there. The Fu members were nestled snug in there beds, while visions of: Gift HAPPY HOURS, Gift BLASTS, Gift V.I.P.'s, Gift FU BUCKS, Gift Fu Tickers, & yes evan the shot @ a SPOTLIGHT. DJ~SILK
Xmas Myths
Not sure if anyone ever cared to research the history of Xmas or the traditions, but i thought i would debunk/explain some of them. If u don't believe me, search anywhere but a catholic site. Every christian holiday is based on a Pagan one. Even some non christian holidays are too....ground hog day is just one. Xmas is no different. It's based upon the celebration of YULE, the first day of winter or the winter solstice as we call it. We celebrate the birth of the Sun God and the beginning of the days getting longer again. Hence, the birth of Christ was improvised to make the Pagans convert. The xmas tree was brought inside to give the fairies a warm place to live. The lights were originally candles meant to help the fairies bring the sun back. The fire is symbolic of life therefore with every fire lit, the sun is able to grow stronger. Since then they have become such a major part of decorating tho, they've lost their meaning :( The yule log is real too and it's not someth
Soldiers Ii
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A ARMY SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE ARMY SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, O
Merry Christmas
I JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS .TO MY FU FAMILY I LOVE YOU GUYS.TO MY FU FRIENDS I AM SORRY I COULDNT SEND EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU A PERSONAL MESSAGE.I DO HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.REMEBER TO KEEP SMILING ! THUMPSTAR DESIRED POISON BIG E KAT ANIMAL JAMES BRANDI MIKE YOU GUYS ARE REAL LIFE FRIENDS TO ME AND MEAN ALOT TO ME TO MY FU FRIENDS YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CHECK IN HERE EVERYDAY!YOU ALL ROCK LOVE YOU ALL ......KISSES
The Legend Of Mistletoe
THE LEGEND OF MISTLETOE Mistletoe also known throughout history as the golden bough has several different legends associated with its beginning and its meaning. Starting back as far as the Celtic Druids you can find more than one story concerning the mystical mistletoe. One such story is their belief that the plant held the soul of the host tree, which was the “holy oak”. During a ceremony, the Druid priests would harvest the mistletoe with a golden sickle to ensure the mistletoe never touched the ground, as it would lose its magical powers. The powers would quickly be absorbed back into the earth. Once the mistletoe was harvested, the priests would have the branches out to the people for them to use against all kinds of evils. In England, mistletoe at one time was placed over the doorways for good luck. They believed that only happiness could pass underneath the mistletoe, therefore, enemies would hug and seal their peaceful intentions with a kiss of friendship. The anci
Deelicious Dee
OK, I just had something really..... odd happen to me. I am still quite in shock, and I honestly do not understand it. Since I have been on Fubar, I have visited many lounges and I am even a member of a few. OK, here is what happened. I went into Studio 54. I have went in there many times. BAM, I get booted. I am like what the heck? I get a message from the owner Achilles, stating I am not welcome in his lounge because I am a member of Dirty Little Secrets. Wow! I mean Wow! I am like totally in shock! Anyone who knows me, knows, that I am the kind of person who goes into lounges for fun and enjoyment, NOT DRAMA! So to all my friends who are members of Studio 54, I just want you to know why you won't see me back in there again. I was told I am not welcome because I work for DLS! It was always great chatting with you, but at ACHILLES wish, I will not go back..... now nor would I think I would want to! Hugs, Dee
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Christmas Vacation
Finally have a stretch of time off from work...feels great....anyone else off for the holidays? if so, let me know, we'll hang out! D
I Am ...
Thanks Jen!!!!! I had seen this somewhere else before and had been looking for it again. I was thrilled that you had posted it on your Myspace and I had to use it!!!! I Love This!!! Love ya sis! I’m this girl I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive restaurant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place
Sasuke In Love
For My Dear Wife, On This Usual Day; I Write You This Poem, In My Own Special Way. I Wanted To Tell You, In Words Of My Own; You're The Most Precious Person, That I've Ever Known. You're The Prettiest Girl, Than Any I've Seen; Your Body Is Flawless, So Slender And Lean. Your Eyes Have That Sparkle, That I Can't Live Without; One Day Without Them, And I'd Die There's No Doubt. And I Just Lose Control, When I Glance At Your Hair; Those Curls Are Just Stunning, So Perfect And Rare. I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek. I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me. with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a drea
Homeless For The Holoidays
Nsfw Pics
I AM OFFERING PENIS SALUTES( THAT IS A PICTURE OF YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON MY PENIS) FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO BUY ME BLASTS. IT MUST BE ATLEAST A 3 DAY BLAST. FOR A 7 DAY BLAST YOU WILL BE GIVEN A PENIS SALUTE AND YOU WILL BE ADDED TO MY FAMILY FOR THAT WEEK THAT I USE YOUR BLAST AND THAT WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE PICTURES. FOR A 30 DAY BLAST YOU WILL BE GIVEN A PENIS SALUTE, AS WELL AS BEING ADDED TO MY FAMILY FOR THE MONTH THAT I USE YOUR BLAST, AND YOU WILL BE PIMPED OUT IN A BULLETIN FOR ALL OF MY 30K FRIENDS TO SEE. SO PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME OUT.
Insomnia
I’ve suffered from insomnia since before I knew there was such a thing. I used to get in trouble as a child because I wasn’t asleep when my parents checked in on me before they went to bed. I learned to play possum. Problem solved. Lately, I’ve been sleeping relatively well. I have a pill that I take and that helps. There have been times when I stayed awake even after taking it, but it helped me relax, so it was something. People, who have never suffered from this, don’t understand it. They don’t get why I can’t just go to sleep. I don’t understand it either, but I don’t really fucking care. I just want to sleep. I’ve had friends in the past few years, who have never had problems sleeping, suddenly have issues with their sleep. They have apologized to me (which I found odd). Tonight I found myself sleepy rather early. It was wonderful to crawl into bed at 8:30 and I must have been asleep by 9. But I fucked up. I didn’t turn my phone ringer off. I heard the phon
Flames.
Our love is like a candle flame, It burns hotter and hotter, It burns prettier and prettier, It burns more and more.... Then you blow it out...and the love is gone.... It disappears...fades away.... The candle loses whats best about it... It loses its flame...its ignition to keep going.... It’s just gone, gone..... forever
Getting My First Tatto.
My Poems
Venting Priest
This is the first time i am venting as a priest i have been a priest for ten years now i am known as the REV to everyone i know and love i am n0t the kind of priest that is in a church my church is where anyone needs to talk is at. i cuss and have sex even smoke pot i am a person that is there when you need me most and the one that will be there even if you are an ass hole. i am married to the best wife ever we have an open marriage so that there is No jealousy from the get go i feel a little bad cuz my wife is bi and loves the lady's as much as i do so in many ways i am a very lucky man and just need to toss the way a fell around that and i need a place to release my perversions so in the near future look for me wanting a nice dirty nasty rant. I just want to say i don't really have a resolution but i would like to get healthier and get to know myself and the ones close to me better.
The 1 And Only
this is a cool ass spot. givin shout outs to all my friends,fans,crushes, and of course the fam. come kickit wit ya gurl i dont bite unless u want me 2
"thank You My Friend" Another Poem I Wrote
Thank you for being there when I needed you and even when I didn't need you, Thank you for being there for me threw it all Even when I tried to push you away ,but you wouldnt let me Thank You. Thank you for being there through the good times and the bad times, Thank you for catching me before I fell down, Thank you for wiping away the tears when I was crying, Thank you for cheering me up and making me laugh when I needed it the most, Thank you for all the great memories we've had together But most of all... thank you... For being you an not changing who you are as a person!
Spanky And Waheed In Karachi
Play Pen Auction
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Make This Princess A Legend
She's there for now, but could always use more fans. A great friend who will fan you back. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH ~ {2nd Alarm Hotties} ~ {Club F.A.R}@ fubar She's a great friend of mine and will return the favor. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH ~2nd Alarm Hotties~ {Co-owner of Rate Spankers} ~ {Club F.A.R.}@ fubar
Riding Shit
Yea so I obviously like riding quads,dirt bikes, street bikes, my harley, my shifter cart and other stuff i have rode driven or own but just can't think of right now. Come rate my picks of my quads and bikes and other pics.
Merry Christmas
Be safe...hugs xo
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,
What's The Point?
I'm in an auction please go to the link and comment!!!! I don't know what to do anymore, I'm at the end of my rope. I've lost my job because of my Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and have been unable to find a new job. I haven't worked in about two months and we have ran completely out of money. My inlaws already think I'm a fuck up and don't like me and this just adds to their ammunition. What should I do? I'm going crazy the only thing that makes sense is to end it all then everybody would be happy and I can no longer fuck up anyone else's lives.
What A Crock...
You know what really sucks? When you tell someone the honest truth and they then insult the hell out of you and accuse you of being something you aren't, because THEY can't handle the truth. Well get your facts straight first, dear. You have no clue what's going on in my home and you have no idea why or why not I've not acted on anything I found as of yet. I have three kids to consider here and despite my personal feelings, I will not hurt them during this time of year. Their father has been quite capable of that in the past. I'm not doing it to them again! It doesn't make me weak or pathetic as you put it. SO FUCK YOU. You have no clue what the hell the situation is okay? Instead of finding out, you attacked me. Well fine. And my profile looks "hinky" because I was in a goddamn hurry to make one up. I surely didn't give two shits about how it looked okay? So to put it out there straight for whoever thinks they want to examine this and hold judgement, I found this place because my supp
Christmas
another year,sitting here alone.while everyone is having the normal for them christmas with their families,the holidays make me freakin sick...not looking for opinions or pity i have enough of my own,i just feel like writing this down before i puke it out later,no im not drunk but jus sick of sitting here alone,not a damn thing i can do about it,all the ppl i loved are dead or just gone,tired of being miserable,tired of being sick and tired.wtf did i ever do when i was born for this hell for me to be etched in stone? welcome to the world!by the way srry for ur life,yeah i have freinds but for me to spend time with them on the holidays makes me feel so out of place,everyone sitting there laughing with their family,while i put on a fake smile like im enjoying myself,and the whole time wandering what it would have been like to be sitting there like them with my family.man i jus wish i could get put out of this misry called a holiday.
Things I Hate
hate the yankees i hate the red sux i hate the eagles i hate notre dame i hate T.O i hate stupid ppl i hate runnin outta weed i hate the cold i hate dotheads i hate tardiness i hate pubic hair i hate snitches i hate deadbeat dads i hate seagulls i hate whiners i hate unorganized ppl i hate reality shows i hate stubble after i shave my head i hate jeff gordan i hate tony stewart i hate new jersey
Things I Like
THINGS I LIKE Current mood: high i like the phillies i like the flyers i like tampa bay bucs i like booing the yankees i like booing the red sox i like saying fuk the yankees i like the word fuk i like to fuk i like eatin pussy i like likin pussy i like the taste of pussy i like smokin pot im smokin pot now i like dogs i like fish i like fishin i like traveling i like my head rubbed i like both my heads rubbed i like my bak rubbed i like rubbin backs i like rubbin feet i like pullin hair i like slappin asses i like football i like booing the eagles i like tailgating i like tailgating w my lil cousin i like bein an uncle i like bein a godfather i like goin to sports events i like gettin high while doin these (hold on) i like takin pics i like espn i like medium size boobs i like little boobs i like real boobs i like fake boobs i like ur boobs i like tattoos i like girls w tattoos i like long hair i like drinkin beer i like budweiser i like vodka i likke bein high i like my back
Why I Hate The Winter
its too fukin cold!!!!i gotta bundle up to stay warm but im still fukin cold!!!all the boobies get covered up!!!!i cant show off my tattoo!!!!i gotta wear boots...when i wear them all fukin day at work!!!!my toes get cold!!!!my hands get cold!!! snot freezes on my nose!!!! need a hat to cover my beautiful bald head!!!!cold hands when i pee!!!! (it is cool to write ur name in the snow) big bird turns to tweety bird when he gets cold!!!!! campin sux in the winter!!!!no phillies games to go to!!!!! all the asshole eagles fans come out!!!!!u gotta rake leaves!!!!(when u have no trees in ur yard but ur fukin neighbor does) "think i need my saw" cant sit outside n smoke a joint!!!! (i can but it sux passin it!!) MAN ....THINK I GOTTA GO DOWN .....WHERE ITS WARM!!!!
Snowman Porn
Darn....can't Please Everyone
Damn...I lost another crush. *sniff* what am I to do. lmfao Considering that I don't have any idea who my "fubar crushes" are it's not big deal. I see people asking for crushes all the time. I'll put it this way. I don't care if you crush me or not. If you think I'm great fine crush me, if you think i'm "cute, adorable......etc" fine crush me... I am not one to worry about who has a crush on me ... now I have used my "crush"...and I can and have put it on whomever I want. So....I lost a crush ... LOL OH WELL!!
Huh?
what did i say to deserve this? *grins* sportwood: you have lost is debate , you are are so weak what a prick sportwood: block me , that is very easy ->sportwood: i really aint trying to upset you, im just trying to get you to shut the fuck up sportwood: you are weak you can not upset me . sportwood: he does and am i happy ->sportwood: you better hope he believes in illiterate dumbasses or you are going straight to hell sportwood: justice sportwood: never said anything about the bible , i onlyid God loves you and he does . He does believe in stice ->sportwood: i thought god frowned on suicide, yet another bible bashing twat that doesnt practice what he preaches sportwood: you are sick , shoot your self ->sportwood: trust me i will, now sssshhhhhh sportwood: gdo some more bad comments get your self off sportwood: you are ok , you just don'know it yet ->sportwood: you and your god can go fuck some choir boys sportwood: sure , you can ->sportwood: who is god? can
The Passionate Lover
Body: Choose ur rite horoscope! 1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March - 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost 2. TAURUS - The Devil (the Bull - 20 April - 20 May) * Aggressive. ¢¾ * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need.¢¾ * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality.¢¾ * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind.¢¾ * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people.¢¾ 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May - 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Best in bed * Talkative. * Extremely random a
You Guys Rock
My Thoughts On All This Crap
BEFORE YOU AUTOMATICALLY JUDGE ME...TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF. OPEN YOUR MIND FOR A MINUTE AND THINK FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU CANT EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME. IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN WILLING TO THINK ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. I AM WILLING TO THINK FOR MYSELF. Proving that Jesus is imaginary Proving that the Pope has never read the Bible Proving that God's Plan is impossible The best optical illusion in the world! 10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer How do we know that Christians are delusional? Proving that the Bible is repulsive Proving that prayer is superstition Proving that nobody can get into heaven I am a Apathetic/Pragmatic Agnostic for those who know not what that means here ya go: # Apathetic agnosticism—the view that there is no proof of either the existence or nonexistence of God or gods, but since any God or gods that may exist appear unconcerned for the u
Freak On A Leash
One day I came home from work. My wife was there in the living room looking at me very mischievously. She told me to go sit on the couch, and then started to pull out a notebook. I knew that the note book was my secret diary that i kept under the bed. Of which i write all my deepest and darkest desires. She started to read off passages with a soft sensual tone. ..." As i reached down beside the bed and pull out a dagger." she read to me while biting her lip. I could tell she was getting aroused by just the simple thought of it. "moving it slowly and softly across her soft skin". She stops, and asks why I have never talked about this certain fantasy of mine. She the continues to read..."I push a lil hard as i watch the first drop of blood rise to the skin. I watch as she shudders and wander if its out of arousal or disgust. Then she puts the book down. Stands up and walks over to me and puts a blind fold on me and leads me into the bed room. She pushes me on the bed and smothers me i
Pointz And Money
A Good Boyfriend
Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. ¢¾ give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in? ¢¾ leave her cute notes? ¢¾ kiss her in front of your friends. ¢¾ tell her she looks beautiful. ¢¾ look into her eyes when you talk to her. ¢¾ let her mess with your hair. ¢¾ touch her hair. ¢¾ just walk around with her. ¢¾ FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. ¢¾ look at her like she's the only girl you see. ¢¾ tickle her even when she says stop. ¢¾ hold her hand when you're around your friends. ¢¾ when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. ¢¾ let her fall asleep in your arms. ¢¾ get her mad, then kiss her. ¢¾stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. ¢¾ tease her and let her tease you back. ¢¾ stay up all night with her when she's sick. ¢¾ watch her favorite movie with her. ¢¾ give her the world. ¢¾ let her wear your clothes. ¢¾ when she's s
R.i.p. Antonio
My beautiful Antonio 'Big Papa' is gone. He always came into the bed to cuddle with me whenever I was sick or sad. He was my beautiful boy on the inside and out. He came to me with Adrenal Disease and was diagnoses with congestive heart failure about four weeks ago. His adrenal tumor wrapped around his heart and tripled in size in 10 days. His breathing was labored and would not get any better. I put him down. He will be missed everyday. I love you Big Papa. Rest in Peace.
Fubar Helpers (things To Help You Navigate The Site)
I thought this would help alot of you new and old on how to Change the style of your homepage to fit your needs.. Here are the steps.. 1. Click "My" 2. Click "Profile" 3. Next you will see this Go to Homepage Style 4. Here you will see Newbie, Original, and Power.. (Newbie)what you start out with when you join.. (Original) one step up (Power) this is what I use and I think it's alot easier than all of them.. 5. Don't forget to put the code in at the bottom and hit Sumit... Now you should have a new style for your home page.. fubar Dictionary Alerts – fubar generates audio and text alerts for the variety of member interactions. Turn up your speakers and keep track of your Alert Box to see what’s going on with your friend network. Alert Box – Your Alert Box is located on the top of your homepage and keeps track of all of your alerts. Avatar – a member’s main photo which is displayed on their profile. Block –
How Can Peoplebe So Low On Here
how can people be so low some1 hacked this fubar account and changed my stuff it was very cruel stuff i would never say to teh peron im in love with when i find out who did it i swaer to yall i will kill yall i swaer to god i would never in mylife say those things i love this peron with all my hear she is a dream come true she is the best thing to ever happen to me so why in the fuck would u say this this that i said it. her family seen it also now they hate me because of yall i love her and her family so who ever said this bet ur ass i will get you even if it takes me till the day i die. this was the wrong time to fuck with melike this she is in the hospital barley hanging in there and yall had to do this yall are so dead i swaer ill get yall so step up and say who did this yall chicken shits so help me god yall better step up. if this is sweets doing i will be in kanas to get you if not you sob u better say who u are im calling you out now get the fucking guts and step up
Uso Tour
KABUL, Afghanistan - Robin Williams and Lance Armstrong took a swipe at the French, Kid Rock strummed "Sweet Home Alabama," comedian Lewis Black grumbled about the falling snow, and Miss USA told the troops to keep "kicking butt." Some 500 American soldiers watched an all-star USO cast perform under a steady snowstorm at a U.S. base in Kabul late Thursday. The stop was part of a six-day, 14-show tour that saw the entertainers begin their day with a performance in Iraq. The audience of soldiers - bundled in hooded jackets and warm hats - stood in the snow before a makeshift stage waiting for Williams and company to arrive after the performers were delayed by rough weather. Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who was traveling with the group, took the microphone first, telling the soldiers it was a tough time to be away from home. "We brought a few celebrities tonight to try and lift your spirits," he said before introducing Miss USA Rachel Smith, to a bu
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Are You More Mature Then A 5th Grader?
To be clear- I’m am dealing with FAR to much right now to be sitting around worrying about petty bullshit. Yet here I am, writing this blog, IN pure unadulterated frustration. To review, anyone- A N Y O N E- whose big problem is that some loves them— seriously, I’m not throwing you a pity party. Whatever. If you happen to feel that you, as an individual, fall into that category, then that is your own personal point of view. Quit dragging me into it like I affect your life. “Oh my goodness! Someone I see/ talk to once or twice a year is totally altering my entire way of being! Please help me Blue Fairy!” Second notice. What the hell is the damn point of telling someone else that you’re mad at a person? I mean really. Why not shove it in a note in my desk or locker. OH SNAP… forgot I already graduated ten years ago. Darn. Might have to deal with things directly like a grown-up. But, since that isn’t going to happen, guess I’ll just mindlessly complain here! On a computer that isn
White Knuckles
Oh, fuck it all! Sick of being sick and tired, sick of understanding Tired of feeling sick to my stomach Demons inside command me They're saying crush it, break it, smash it Fuckin' kill 'em all! Laugh as it falls away I won't dodge another silver bullet Just to save a little face I want you to know, I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes Past your afflictions How many people really care? How many will be standing? I'll light the match, the flame, the fuse, the bomb Rescue the world from slavery I wanna torch it, burn it, scorch it, fuckin' stomp it out Laugh as it blows away I won't eat another rotten apple Though I've grown to like the taste I want you to know, I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes Past your afflictions I want you to hurt, want you to bleed I want you to look beyond your own face Past your infections I'm taking back control with my knuckles Taking back control with my knuckles
Funny But Clean Jokes
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... " "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000 ... " "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I st
Tennessee Boy,,southern Hospitality!
Nsfw Jokes
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With YOU!" he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!" http://www.lifeisajoke.com/luvnmarriage_html.htm A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervousl
Contest
Please help me with a little holiday cheer. I've never signed up for a contest and thought it might be fun. All love will be returned just fu-mail me with what ya done and I will get back to you. Kisses!!!
Attitude Is Everything
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?" So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?" So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously
Need A Drink
Somethin Funny For You
I'm completely aware that there are DROVES of men on this site that will send a barrage of messages across the board, offering no content or tactics to try and hook up. They send you messages with nothing but "Wanna hav sexxx??" and if you say no, they reply with, "y not??" It's an Internet phenomenon. They probably frustrate you to the point that you can't even properly formulate the reply that would completely encompass your issues with his approach. So, I give you a response. You can take this response, save it to a file on your desktop, and feel free to copy and paste it to any of these guys that bothers you. If we get enough women answering these idiots in full detail, they may eventually become receptive on how to properly treat a lady with respect. It wouldn't matter if they see it twice, because odds are they are copying and pasting their message to multiple women. So, without further ado: -- Excuse me, but every step of a man's approach represents his skill and ab
School
Humor Me
Silly confession tiiiime :D -- ok, remember the price is right game with that swiss dude that goes up that slope yodeling? That used to scare the crap outta me son! XD ...thx i feel better :D
Truely Madly Deeply
Ill be your dream Ill be your wish Ill be your fantasy Ill be your hope Ill be your love Be everything that you need Ill love you more with every breath Truly madly deeply do I will be strong I will be faithful cause Im counting on A new beginning A reason for living A deeper meaning yeah Chorus I want to stand with you on A mountain I want to bath with you in the sea I want to lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me And when the stars are shining Brightly in the velvet sky Ill make a wish send it to heaven Then make you want to cry The tears of joy for all the Pleasure in the certainty That were surrounded by the Comfort and protection of The highest powers In lonely hours The tears devour you Chorus Oh can you see it baby You dont have to close your eyes cause its standing right here Before you All that you need with surely come Ill be your dream Ill be your wish Ill be your fantasy Ill be your hope Ill be your love Be e
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Kiss From A Rose
Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da ba da da da ah ya ya Ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug thats the high and not the pill. But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and, The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. ...kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooh, The more I get of you, Ooh................... Stranger it feels, yeah. (l) And now that your rose is is in bloom. (l) A light hi
A Christmas Story
Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations - extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, the true meaning of Christmas. My son, Nicholas, was in kindergarten that year. It was an exciting season for a six-year-old. For weeks, he'd been memorizing songs for his school's 'Winter Pageant.' I didn't have the heart to tell him I' d be working the night of the production. Unwilling to miss his shining moment, I spoke with his teacher. She assured me there'd be a dress rehearsal the morning of the presentation. All parents unable to attend that evening were welcome to come then. Fortunately, Nicholas seemed happy with the compromise. So, the morning of the dress rehearsal, I filed in ten minutes early, found a spot on the cafeteria floor and sat down.
The Most Mixed Up, Yet Totally In Control Individual
I am happy once again because I have decided upon some urging from ohio and alot of TLC here in AZ, to make it work with my wonderful husband. We may have had some rocky times but I am confident that we can make it work as we have both realized how much we really are in love with each other. Also, we have managed to work out alot of our problems that were leading us to a painful divorce. Divorce, I've had a couple and they are not fun, I am ready to fight to make it work. I am optimistically hoping that he is just as genuine as I am this time. I started my new job yesterday, finally, after waiting through the holidays for Dr.'s offices to be open and getting my TB skin test read as it is required for my job. I was nervous atfirst going in to work yesterday given where I work, but as the day went on I felt better about it as I gained confidencein myself that I was gonna do fine. My job consists of a lot of standing around doing nothing and in a sense, babysitting, there is also alot
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High
When youre close to tears remember Some day itll all be over One day were gonna get so high And though its darker than december Whats ahead is a different colour One day were gonna get so high And at The end of the day Well remember the days We were close to the edge And well wonder how we made it through And at The end of the day Well remember the way We stayed so close to till the end Well remember it was me and you cause we are gonna be forever you and me Youll always keep me flying high in the sky of love Dont you think its time you started Doing what we always wanted One day were gonna get so high cause even the impossible is easy When we got each other One day were gonna get so high And at The end of the day Well remember the days We were close to the edge And well wonder how we made it through And at The end of the day Well remember the way We stayed so close to till the end Well remember it was me and you cause we are gonna be forever
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Too All The Troops.
This goes out to all those brave soldiers that gave the ultimate sacrafice and those who are still there in the fields of battle. This goes out to you all that have served thier call of duty. God bless you all and have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hope to see you all home soon and safe.
This And That...........
Krista, I just want you to know that you are a wonderful friend. I wish you all the happiness and love your heart can hold. You are an amazing person. I hope that Mike continues to treat you like a queen because you deserve it. No matter what, keep your head up sis'. I will always be here for you and I hope we can see each other soon. *HUGS* I am so tired of my friend Krista( who is white) getting criticized because she is friends with me and I'm (black). That CRAP is really starting to piss me off!!! I love her because she is a good peron, not because of her color. We are there for each other. None of these things have anything to do with color. Why can't people understand? What others think is not going to stop us from being friends. Krista is my "sister from another mother" for life. That won't change. People might as well......GET OVER IT!!!! If your man is not honest, kick him to the curb. Don't go around asking questions about what he's doing with someone. You are se
My Heart
“WHO CAN HAVE MY HEART” ONLY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE CAN HAVE MY HEART AS LONG AS HE IS WILLING TO TAKE MY SOUL TOO AS MY HEART AND SOUL WILL BECOME ONE WITH HIS WHEN HE COMES ALONG THERE WILL BE EXPECATIONS THO, SUCH AS HE HAS TO HAVE TRUST, COMMUNICATION, RESPECT, COMPASSION, AND MOST OF ALL EACH OTHER HE HAS TO BE SPONTANIOUS, VERY ADVENTUREOUS, CARING, ROMANTIC, AND HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR HE HAS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME AS WELL AS I DO HIM SUCH AS OUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS MOST OF ALL WE HAVE TO BECOME ONE WITH EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OUR LIVES WEHTER IT BE SADNESS OR HAPPINESS AMD BE WILLING TO OPEN UP AT ALL TIMES FOR EXAMPLE IF SOMETHING IS BOTHERING US WE HAVE TO TELL IT INSTEAD OF KEEPING IT HIDDEN BECAUSE HIDING IT WITHIN OURSELVES WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE AND THAT ‘S WHERE TRUST AND COMMUNICATION COMES INTO PLAY AND WITH THAT SAID THE ONLY TRUE PERSON
I Just Thought About How Much I Hate You Right Now.
A little something that just popped in my head probably never to be read by the person I'm speaking of. I just thought about how much I hate you right now. Thinking back about a year ago we were hanging out being drunk and taking stupid pictures. But apparently you can't handle distance. You suck. You suck so much that Im not even really mad anymore. I am gonna enjoy sleeping the middle of my big ass bed! Not having to pick up your boxers off the floor because you can't unpack your crap and put it in the drawer i cleaned out for you. I won't have to sit and watch endless hours of baseball even though i was starting to like it. I won't have to hear you ramble on and on and on about the what president is from this state and who his vp was and what war happened this year or that babe ruth was a womanizer. I won't have to do as much laundry because you sweat like a fucking warthog when we're having sex. I can sleep soundly knowing that I won't be awake
Questions N Thoughts
I CANT POST A MUMM SO HERE IT GOES WHICH WOULD U PREFER? A...DOGGYSTYLE B...69 C...RIDING? DO U PREFER AN ASS OR TITS? hes a good friemd to me whose been there since i started this site m hes in 5th place so far n id like 2 help him n this ends jan 28th at 2pm and i wanna know if u can send him at least 50 comments n rate please love sexi
I Need Help To Make My First Salute Picture. Can Any One Assist Me?
I want to make a salute pic but I need someones assistance to take an exsisting pic of mine and turn it into a salute pic
Memories Of Christmas
There is no bright lights here, no need to light the way, just one candle glowing, like every other day, Santa can just pass on by, my gift I lost one day, There is no stockings by the fire, they have long been stored away, without you here to share your smile, theres no point in games or play, I have only one comfort, on another empty day, the one thing I carry with me, every step and breath I take, my precious thoughts of you, your smile, laugh and cheer, you are forever with me, each day of the year, till I can hold you there is only, Memories Of Christmas... Daddy loves you Mystikal Dawn MERRY CHRISTMAS My True Angel
All Through Our Lives
Michelle, You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond anything we ever had before. It has defied time, distance, family, friends, changes in ourselves, and changes in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simple - we are soulmates. I can't explain it. I just know it, I feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I cannot explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we both say I love you at exactly the same time. When I'm with you, it's like things shift into place. A place where they are supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things, and so much more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you, and I. And, deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a very rare gift. One that will bring us extraordinary happiness all through our live
Can Someone Get Me This
I have always wanted this...if someone could get me this for christmas I would really appreciate it. If anyone can please message me and I will proceed with the rest of the stuff we have to do. HERE HERE HERE
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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean, what are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland. L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes yo
Faries
The moon has risen the sun has gone, The fairies come out one by one. The stars light their way through the weary night. They must get prepared for their untimely flight. The winter has come much too soon. They must flee this night, by the light of the moon. The days are cold, the nights just as bad. The fairies have lost what they once had. The warmth of the sun, the breeze of the night, Now they are desperate, fleeing by flight.
Preacher And The Drunk
Baptizing a Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again -- - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preac
Tomorrow
She looks into air, herself falling rain Dripping coldness past, memories old pain. Drops fall, the puddling her damp water-life. Spiraling a mirror, self-lonely strife. A sigh, one frown, crying soft saddened tears. Storms of remember - through bleak yesteryear. Clouds a-whorl, dark sky sheltering fair heart. But how can she joy, while taking no part? Cov'ring cold soul, corona of defense. Defying the stab of her fate's intents. This is madness, she thinks in plaintive cry. I'm here, on the cusp, of lay down and die. What my destiny, but an empty-off dream? A plaything with which gods and angels scheme. Am I doomed then to live, time never-free? Subsumed wholly 'neath life's scattered debris? Is justice, outside this torrential doubt? Perhaps more than sorrow, painful fall-out? Is love, perhaps, just a sliver of sun? Shining through mists, revealing Avalon? Personal paradise, which I can own, Evoking happiness, hither unknown? She raises fro
Today's Star Message
When a star shines for you, the love light it generates is brilliant, pure, and filled with warmth so real you can feel it even from the greatest of distances. The miles between you and your star are insignificant … if the star shines true. Love is not bound by distance. What one must be wary of is the star that shines only to be noticed. You can tell the difference. When I look to the heavens in the direction of Ursa Major, I see a star that immediately draws me into its light. The star beckons, sharing rays of warmth, love and promise. And, I respond. When I search the southeastern heavens, I notice another star shining with equal intensity. This body, though brilliant in its own right, casts the cold pall of a lonely star absorbing its own light. A neon star, if you will, and I am compelled to ignore it. My message? Embrace the star that shines only for you. Feel the warmth, revel in the light.
Bad Boys
Are you a bad boy? I love having bad boys on my page Wanna join? There are a few things you can do to join and you have a choice of these things but first you MUST Rate,Fan,and Add me before anything and then... You can choose to... 1)make a salute for me or, 2)Give me 1000 fubucks Think about it this way it works out for you because I'm pimping you out because this is what it is, a pimpout for all bad boys and since everyone is always trying to level it would be best if you went and added the others that are in this folder as well because this is all to help each other in leveling,in contests the works...oh and repost any bulletins that you see that have to do with the bad boys And if you are a bad girl or know bad girls check out Sarge's Bad Girls of Fubar...On my fu-husband's page SgtRaider™*Fu-Husband Of Ecuadorian Goddess*@ fubar So I have had the bad boys page for a good while now but I see that no one really pays much attention to it and doesn't
Days Of My Life
taken in by a spell taken into hell at the sound of a bell feeling lost and alone feeling down as if you were to drown feeling down as if you were no more than a clown feeling down hated and discrimadated falling into a hole of sorrow without a soul to borrow lost far south from heaven
I Got Elfed
Hotstuff
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Thanks
As some of you know My sons home caught firethis morning...He and his family had left yesterday to go to lousisana to be with his wife's family, so my youngest son stayed at thier house while they went outta town, well at 4;30 this morning, some one came knockin on the door, trying to get Mikey up as the mobile home was on fire. The workshop had caught on fire, burned to the ground and then caught the moblie home on fire, the fire dept said 5 more minutes my son would have died from the smoke..Thank god for good nieghbors...all the babies christmas was stored in the workshop, so we lost it all, but atleast, everyoes alive and well...just wanted to say tahnks for all that was here for me..love you all I have not been on fubar much, as i have been really sick, thanks to all of you that have remained my friends..you all mean alot to me..missed you all...love you guys As some of you know i have been in the hospital since last monday,Had to be taken by ambulance, found out that i have COP
What A Fool I've Been!
Come And See You Wont Be Unhappy
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My World....
You know as it comes down to almost being Christmas and soon New Years and another year rolls on by, for some reason lately ive thought about where i have been and how far i have come. Maybe the fact that i finally realize that i am lucky to be at the moment i am now, but more so because the road that i have come down has been very unstable and not always straight. Since i moved out on my own back in North Carolina in 2001 and now being here in Vegas as of the end of 2007 soon to be 2008, i realize that i have lived a life that has been good and bad. Practically because of my own doing and the things that i did wrong, or should i say, people that i have wronged many times. There are so many things that i wish i could go back and change, there are so many people i wish i would have treated differently, but i really do hope, the people that were once in my life are now happy and healthy. I know there are people that could never be forgiven and people that wont forget, but as long as t
Looks
Your nothing but a user! So, all this time me and you been "dating", you were using me?! Your fucking pathetic. I don't even think you need someone. So that didn't mean I was your "kitty" you had your scarleterra to be your fucking kitty. You think the main thing in a fucking relationship is to have a girl have webcam sex with you. Thats not the number one thing in a fucking relationship dipshit. And you wanting to start shit with Jasyn....hell no. Dont piss me off by starting shit with Jasyn. He didn't do anything. He treats me right...unlike you. You lied to me about liking me. I liked you still...which was a bad mistake...you were like my last relationship..dating someone else while we were. Thats fucked up. Dont worry about why he's still in my friends list. I LOVE HIM. Deal the fuck with it. Stop being such a bitch about it. Your pathetic. Fuck off and leave me and Jasyn alone. Am I pretty? Some people dont think I am....but, I dont think people should look at the outside looks bu
Life N Things
I have been on Fubar for awhile and have made some of the best friends and meant the man of my Dreams, but for the past few weeks Fubar has not been good to me and i need to find out why and why me, I always showed respect to everyone and never been anybody but me Lisa I want to wish everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR love always Lisa
My Wedding
Funny
HEW WHATS UP EVERYONE. I ADDED SOME MUSIC VIDEOS AND A COUPLE FUNNY VIDEOS. THE FUNNYIST VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE IS IN THERE. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO DAD ONSTAGE. BE SURE TO STOP BY AND CHECK THEM OUT. PLEASE COMMENT AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UP. THANKS HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND A WONDERFULL HOLIDAY.
Spanky And Waheed's Karachi Road Trip 11/07
Things
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you'
Merry Chirstmas To All Of My Friends!
My Wish
Blue Moon
Aftershock Lounge
CLICK ON THE TAG BELOW TO COME JOIN DJ EARTH WALKER AND SHOVELHEADS13 IN FU MARRIGE. COME FOR THE PRE PARTY AND STAY FOR IT ALL. 8PM EST WEDDING STARTS IN THE AFTERSHOCK BAR AND GRILL. imikimi - Customize Your World BEN WILL BE GOING HOME TO TRINIDAD TO EMILY AND BABY HANNAH AUG 13TH. HIS FIRST SHOW ON AIR IN HIS LOUNGE AFTERSHOCK PERV LOUNGE WILL BE THERE SHORTLY AFTER. SO BE THERE I'LL KEEP U UPDATED TO EXACTILY WHEN . HE MISSES U ALL. THANKS RAIN.
Like So
Well Its another season that the Redskins don't make it past the first round of the Playoffs. Next year is looking better with the return of Jason Cambell. Although some would speculate that Collins is the man for the job. I still think Jason Cambell will take us further. With all that said, Buttcheeks and heart farts. Thank you very much! Well I am making this blog in honor of the One, The Only, Beetle Juice from The Howard Stern Show. Beetle Juice is probably the greatest entertainer to ever live. Just under the radar. His dynamic attitude and great delivery is just some of his entertaining qualities. You can just tell by looking at him that he has a gift. Women fall in his presence and men fear him! Well take your time out of the day to get to know this legend...This great comic warrior. This blog is in reference to a mumm earlier today..so bare with me.. Well Like so and what not..Therefore early worms and and curly pubes....and what have you like so...slobbering mid
My Journal
Okay, so today I took calls for the first time. Before the first call I actually got nervous enought to where I had to vomit lol. Pretty stupid since I've done call center work before, just for Overstock.com. Anyhow, luckily my first call was a nice person, not someone pissed off at Sprint lol. Anyways, I was fine from then on and I'm really looking forward to pursuing my career there! I have to bid on my shift and no matter what schedual I pick, I have to work the weekends and that sucks cause I don't have child care for the weekend, so I don't know what I'm gonna do. Anyhow, I'll keep ya posted! Okay, so I was just reading a friend's old MuMM about divorce. I am going through one myself. Anyway so I was reading the MuMMers comments and one said that there should be an actual punishment for getting divorced..... so I'm sitting here thinking what kind of punishment people should get for getting a divorce.... seems like (depending on the reason for the divorce) the people have
Fraternity Prank© Hot Sauce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1QQ6AslRDI YouTube - 74 firebird's first burnout in 5 years http://search.ebay.com/Fraternity-Prank I received my shipment in of capsaicin today. I tried a drop of capsaicin on my tongue; let's just say I have a new found belief in the Lord. I took out my bottles of instant ulcer that I was saving for this day, dumped them back in the pot, with 4 droppers full of extract and about 10 habanera peppers. I tested it, and it was really good. It was hot enough to make me hiccup uncontrollably. Of course being the nut that I am, I added one more dropper full. Since capsaicin is so high in price, Fraternity Prank© hot sauce will be slightly higher in price too, but 5 ounces would last a regular person for over a year, id guess. Tonight Fraternity Prank© Hot Sauce will be released into the world. Hot Heads unite! http://search.ebay.com/Fraternity-Prank
Boxing And Cage Fighting
Sarah Ponce and Jeri Sitzes (pronounced Sites) kickboxing for Chuck Norris's World Combat League Sarah Ponce Modeling Photos...
Flower
Band : Eels Song & Lyrics : Eels Song lyrics | Flower lyrics
Fucking Snowing!!!
Man ok yesterday it was like 74 now its in the 20s today and they wonder why people get sick..I mean come the fuck on I hate texas weather on the real I hope it dies but hey thats just me. This is my fist blog too and dont know what to say so anyway Iam outta here have a good day all...
Mistletoe Game
The 1st person to message u saying "I'd kiss you under the mistletoe."Will be ur Fubar sweetheart. You'd be surprised just who wants to be yours. You have to do this even if you are taken and theres a mistletoe on fubar give the love.
Surgery
Hey everyone , i am back and better than ever. I suffered a pretty bad car accident,which broke 6 bones im my body, but i am as good as new so this is for everyone i havent talked to in a while ,and just wanted to apologize to everyone so hit me up. Much Love , viper22 OK! ITS THAT TIME OF THE..WEEK AGAIN, IM HOSTING YET ANOTHER SMALL AUCTION, ALTHOUGH THIS ONE WILL BE LONGER THAN THE LAST! THE ENTERING FEE IS 5,000 FUBUCKS FIRST OFF, THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA!! IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE, ADDRESS ME, AND DO IT POLITELY. SECONDLY, PLEASE RESPECT ANYONE WHO ENTERS THIS AUCTION BELOW ARE POSSIBLE BIDS, AND THE AMOUNT GRANTED FOR EACH! BELOW ARE CASH ITEMS, AND MATERIAL ITEMS I HAVE CONVERTED INTO FUBUCKS SO AS TO TOP THE HIGHEST BID EASIER SALUTES NSFW – 40,000 FUBUCKS SFW – 20,000 FUBUCKS VIPS 1 MONTH – 100,000 FUBUCKS 3 MONTH – 500,000 FUBUCKS 6 MONTH – 800,000 FUB
Angels & Wings Tonight!!
Angels & Wings closed down not too long ago. We now go to the Lions Den in Corbin on 25, in Mountain View Lodge. Straight up the side of the mountain next to Waffle House. We usually go on Friday nights, get there about 7-7:30. Our friends Wanda and Paul are still the karaoke people and several of the wait staff from Angels & Wings now work there. The dance floor is smaller and the food/drinks cost a slight bit more, but the atmosphere is good, the people are friendly, and the place is clean and neat. The music is louder so it's hard to have an actual conversation but it's still fun to be there. They have plenty of security staff on hand, cops make the rounds and no-one ever fights. That's a plus as we go to have fun, not to dodge beer bottles. My only issues are that they don't yet carry Smirnoff Green Apple Bite and bathroom is a mile away-by the time I get back to the dance floor its time to go back to the bathroom again... If you are ever out that way, stop in and say hello, h
Poems
come to me my angel of night...let me embrace your soul..i Long to slowly caress your lips...i yearn to see ur eyes... show me the world from way up high let me sore with you in the sky... higher and higher i want want it all... and at that point when we can go no higher... reveal the storm that is brews inside... let it burn in your blood...let me slice that beautiful chest my luv and take into my soul that fire storm... do not hold back for i can take it all... and in return i shall give u calm... the calm of a blood so pure... make sure u r comfortable when u read this.. afterward close your eyes and focus on what the feeling might b... I long to be close , to smell your scent, so distinct in its calling to me... to feel the warmth comeing from you skin,, knowing your blood lies so close to the surface... ur very essence of who u r , ur ansestors,and their ancestors, and their ancestors...right there beneath the surface...one little cut is all i ask... as the blade barly
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Fake Profilers...
If someone steals the pics of a friend and sets up fake profiles....then that friend wrongly accuses you of it...how do you prove your innocence? I'm a good person and have always been good to her, but someone she trusts thinks it was me and she believes him over me (we used to be best friends...WTF?!?). How do I prove myself as trustworthy in this situation?
Diares Of Theinkfreak Entry 12-22-07
I feel a burning deep within, As time on a clock passes away, My passion grows stronger for you, each and every passing day, My desire to hold you near, Also comes with suttle fear, The longing to touch your soft skin, To make animalistic love once again, To taste you on my tongue, Satisfy my desire deep within you. To feel as one, both whole once again.
Todays The Day
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” Once again the priest apologized. “Sorry sister, but the mind is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm129. It said, “Go forth and seek; further up,
Perverts..
I know that this is HAPPY HOUR, and i have no problem talking to people on here...but when all you get are men that are old enough to be your dad talking to you like your just a piece of ass on a porn channel, it get's annoying...I have no pic's that have anything to do with porn so why do you talk to me like I'm just a piece of meat? It's so, so annoying..I mean, most of them are married, so why don't they go and sleep with there wive's or girlfriend's and leave me the hell alone...i'm sorry i just had to vent...I'm not trying to affend anyone, but this has really irrated me.
Through With Men
Contest
help a brotha out rate my pics and bomb it with comments. i entered a contest need everyone's help!!!!!!!!!!!! Click on the pic!
Thoughts From A Devious, Dark Mind
Something I've Written...you Might Of Heard It Too.
Blackness in stereo Can you hear it? Blackness in stereo Can you feel it? The vibration knocks you to the ground Blackness in stereo Can you see it... surrounding your head, screaming at you from every angle englufing your mind, tearing at your senses... IT NEVER STOPS You cry out in pain, begging to be heard... yet there's nothing NOTHING, but Blackness in Stereo
Fair Ladies
I know a sweet Angel with only one wing, With a song in her heart that she yearns to sing She wanders about between the earth and the sky Searching for her soul mate to help her fly She asked the Lord on one lonely night With only one wing, Lord, will I ever take flight? The Lord answered in his own mysterious way The wing you are seeking will find you one day I created my angels with only one wing Each one a queen in search of her king When you see him, then you will know why For he too is lost between the earth and the sky Until that time, dear Angel, don't lose sight Your missing wing is also searching this night And when he finds you, then you will see That your wings joined together will set you both free - Me “Fair ladies, blossom and be radiant, fill our dreams with longing, soften death, inspire poetry“ - Edmond Rostand, Cyrano de Bergerac “She’s a mortal danger without meaning to be one; she’s exquisite without giving it a thought; she’s a trap se
A Little Bit Of Swing By Stumbop
Neillsville Online.com Clark County ATV Trails Bruce Mound Winter Sports Area Fishing In Clark County Golfing In Clark County The Highground Veterans Memorial Hunting In Clark County Knobby Ridge Motorcycle Trail Levis/Trow Biking/Hiking Area Listeman Arboretum Nature Trail Neillsville Historic Driving Tour Clark County Snowmobile Trails Wild Rock Horse Trail 1897 Jail Museum Historic Downtown Reed School Silver Dome Ballroom Tuft's Mansion WCCN Pavillion Neillsville Winter Carnival Central Wisconsin Horse Sale Clark County Fair New! Neillsville Airport Fly-in Neillsville Heritage Days Neillsville - www.neillsville-wi.com Where Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow Meet Neillsville is a unique community nestled in the rolling hills of central Wisconsin surrounded by natural beauty, with strong hist
About Me
hey everyone im looking for women only i have a great man and dont need another one NO MEN...
Morphs Anyone Want 1?
I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR I want to level up. I need points. I would like to make you a morph and in exchange you can give me points by hitting my pics. I have like over 500 so it's pretty easy to find some to hit. I will help you if you help me.
Spice Girls
Just A Reminder
I would like to invite you all to come up to Down The Hatch North in Mt Morris for their Christmas Party..Its gonna be alot of fun...There will be a 50 50 drawing as well as cheap jello shots and shooters...There will not be any drink specials but I know the manager-bartender personally and she will be making the drinks extra strong...For u beer drinkers you can get a small pitcher for 3.00 and a large pitcher for 6.00....Gene the dj will also be there suppling over 80,000 songs for karaoke or even if u just want to hear something....I hope to see you all there...I will be up there at about 9pm and staying till close...Again hope to see you all there :-) ~Danielle~
Dirtbag Bush
How Dirtbag Bush Supported Our Troops In 2007 Rolling Stone Magazine 12-20-7 1. Required that soldiers discharged early because of battlefield injuries repay their enlistment bonuses. 2. Sent the longest-serving National Guard unit home after 729 days of combat in Iraq - one day shy of the 730 that the soldiers needed to qualify for education benefits. 3. Omitted 20,000 cases of brain trauma from the official tally of troops injured in Iraq. 4. Denied medical benefits to 22,000 veterans suffering from post-traumatic stress by discharging them for having enlisted with "pre-existing personality disorders". http://www.RollingStone.com Rolling Stone Magazine December 27 - January 10 issue page 88
Truth
In the beginning God created the heavens and earth, and rested On the second day God created man, and rested On the third day God created woman, and neither man or God has rested
Test
What Would You Do
what would you do if your friend so to speak ran thier hand in your pants as you were kissing A offendedand stop them B let them do what they wanted to what would you say if one day someone you hadnt seen just asked you out on here or over the phone or email what would you say me it would depend on whether i felt a connectionto the person, personna , and theyre ability to be compassionate yet still be passionate to
Speeding Ticket!!!
Favorite Videos
What can you see when u look in my eyes?, Do u see someone who trusts, Or someone whos heard nothing but lies?, Do u see happiness and a smile on my face?, Or do u see my pain and a lonely girl whos been misplaced?, Do you see laughter or tears?, can you see all my doubts, hurts and fears?, Can you see joy in these sparkling eyes?, Or can u see all my scars i try so hard to hide?, Can you see a broken or shattered heart?, Or a soul thats been tattered and torn apart?, I see all these things within myself, but i go unnoticed like a knick knack on your shelf.
Coding Your Bulletin
This tutorial is made for a lounge bulletin, this can be altered for any other bulletin needs. There is a space before every > and after every < so make sure you remove the space < table border="0" width="90%" background="Background Image URL Here" > < tr > < td width="100%" > < center> < br / >Top Text Here < br / >< a target="_blank" href="lounge link here" >< img src="picture link here" / >< /a > < br />Bottom Text Here < /center> < /td > < /tr > < /table > ******************************** INSTRUCTIONS #1 Replace Background Image URL Here with the URL for the Background Image (use the DIRECT LINK code from photobucket) #2 Replace lounge link here with the link to your lounge #3 Replace picture link here with the URL to the picture you want to link (use the DIRECT LINK code from photobucket) #4 Replace Top Text Here and Bottom Text Here with the text you want in your bulletin #5 Set your Font Size and Coloring ************************
My Mind Is Spinning
I really don't care for Christmas to many bad memories. I lost my son 3 days after his 3rd birthday on Dec. 5th, my brother was born on Dec. 5th and died May 30, 1995, and and got put in the system w/ my siblings a long time ago. So Christmas kinda' reminds me of what I don't have instead of being grateful for the things I do have. Anyways, no one wants to hear this sh--it There are so many people that have a lot to say about my life and the way I run it but yet when I wanna' talk or anything to friends and the half of a family I got are all like whatever. We have our own problems. Or I know that I doing the wrong thing but have no way to change it because of the situtaion I'm in with no transportation. Just am not happy with myself and neither are others but get it thrown in my face all the time. If I had a way to changes things I would. I am trying to move into the city so I can have bigger and better things. Yes, things and people suck but the people that are close to me shouldn't j
Respect
540 East Pine Ave St George Island
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Christmas Is Comin'
Hey all...I'm new to fubar...not really sure how this all works and am still tryin' to figure things out! Things here at home are crazy and we're gearin' up for Christmas. Hope you and your family's have a wonderful holiday! Hopefully I'll get this all figured out soon! Until next time...peace, love, and hugs! ME
Empty
If I could I surely would Child ease your pain But if I could no longer Would you still know my name? If I couldn't drain the tears That pour from these eyes Would you turn your back on me Would you wave goodbye? Or leave me way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arive Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my end to arrive If I couldn't be the shoulder Which your head would rest upon Would you still be waiting (mama) Or would you be gone? If I couldn't keep the smile Forever on your face Would I still be around Or would I be replaced? Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arrive Way beyond empty inside Awaiting my end to arrive (And) Would you promise me Things they'd never change Could you promise me That things they'd stay the same? If I couldn't clear the clouds From over your head Would you keep your word to me Amongst all the things you said? Or leave me way beyond empty inside Awaiting my last day to arive (yea
"because Of You" Another Poem I Wrote
BECAUSE OF YOU My heart is gone Because of you And what you did That made it break Because of You My heart is gone It’s torn in two And nothing you or anyone can do Will make it whole Because of You My heart is gone Because it was broken Because of you From the feelings that were misunderstood That lead to what you said Because of you My heart is gone And feels like forever Like I no longer can love The same way I used to Because of you My heart is gone Because of you!
Stupid Guys
An Audience With Stumbop
Guestbook
Please sign My Guest Book located on my profile page.
Kiss Me For X-mas
"holidays"
Contest Help Plz
Dark Poetry
There is a problem with me, I am blind, but I still see, I see the ruin of the nation, I see the birth of creation, I see things that haven’t come yet, I know people that I haven’t met, I see the fall of the poorer races, I see the bodies of the dead, their faces, I see the rise of evil Kings, I see the birth of devils with wings, I see things that a human should not, I see through the defence of the emperor, his one weak spot, There is a problem with me, I fear, I am deaf but I still hear, I hear the wolf’s haunting calls, I hear the crumbling of far away walls, I hear the wind blowing at a ship’s sails, I hear the doomed souls screaming wails, I hear the blood oozing from an open cut, I hear eyes being opened and shut, I hear the cries of unnamed, I can hear the weeping of the unclaimed, I can hear whispers in a lover’s ear, I can hear the tremble in a voice filled with fear, There is something wrong with me I’m told, I still feel, only with my soul, I feel
Christmas Soldier
ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE BRITISH SOLDIER WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ CURLED UP ON A PONCHO THE FLOOR FOR A BED I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILL
Happy Holidays
For those that noticed that after a certain time yesterday I was no longer on the air,that was due to the fact that a house directly down the street from us blew up in the early afternoon... so although I regret the fact I was unable to visit with all my friends on here and hope they know I wasn't ignoring them I feel much worse that a neighbor lost everything they own,but especially on a day when everything is closed and people are unable to help supply them with necessities... so to all my friends Happy Holidays and may the most unfortunate thing that you survive this holiday season is boredom. glitter-graphics.com Instead of trying to type out all the individual greetings to each and every one of you I thought to save these old hands a bit of stress by saying that I wish all of you on here a grand and glorious holiday and may the coming year be all you hope for and more. To all my speciall friends and family,may you know that you
Billy
I MEET A WONDERFUL GUY ON HERE AND HE IS GREAT AND SEXY
Nursery Rhymes 2007
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two slices of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls
Things To Ponder
If you are ever going to love me, love me now, while I can know The sweet and tender feelings, which from true affection flow. Love me now, while I am living, don't wait til I am gone, And then have it chiseled in marble, Sweet words on ice cold stone. If you have tender thoughts of me, please, tell me now. If you wait til I am sleeping, never to awaken, There will be death between us, And I won't hear you then. So, if you love me, even a little bit... Let me know it while I am living, So I can treasure it... Food for thought, huh? Make sure you tell your loved ones how much they mean to you, as often as possible...don't say, "I'll do it later"... Later may be too late...
Easter
Today December 22,2007 I saw Easter Sale ads in the paper why do they have to do it so early this is another reason i hate the holidays
Is Love Only A Dream
Funny Stuff
Love And Friendship
Look into your heart and tell me what you see. Am I still on your mind; are you thinking of me? Do you wake in the night and let out a sigh? Do you whisper my name and wonder why; I can't be there with you tonight? With you in my arms, holding you tight? Do you believe in the miracle of Love Do you believe in you Do you believe in Love Do you believe it could happen to you Take me in your arms, don't ever leave With you in my arms, I'll make you believe! I believe in Love, always and forever. I believe in us, you and I together. I can't believe Love is pain, You have everything to lose and nothing to gain. Tell me you believe and give it a whirl... Do you believe... I'm not like the other girls? Hold on tight, for I've given you my heart; Heart and soul from the very start. For your Love, I'll wait forever With all my heart, I believe we'll be together. Tell me you believe Love is bliss, That you can believe in the magic of our first kiss. Answer me one qu
Am I Prettty
Music
Me Voy Costa Rica!
im here at martas house in mallorca and its starting to sink in a bit that im here tomorrow for my last day in mallorca for a long time im leaving my wonderful life here thats taken me so far a year and a half to build up here and im going to miss it all but costarica is somewhere that i have to experiance in my life, so god bless all merry christmas and a fantastic new year x x x x x x x x x x well my time here is complete and im off to sunnier climbs for the next 6 or 7 months then after maybe back here or to thailand. ill update soon x
For The Family
We love you all and wish you the best holiday season. Every LOL Member should of gotten a gift..It is from the LOL Owners..and we wish you all love..peace..and joy.. The LOL FAMILY owners Hey guys when you are bored and tired of leveling we have a family member that is in a weeks contest and only needs 3,000 comments to get her a 3 day blast....lets see if we can get it done in a couple of days so she can come back and help the family http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=822967&i=1587157666&idx=1 Good Morning all All the family Member tags are up well not all of them I am still waiting for some to get back to me...If your tag isnt there please send me a PRIVATE email so I make sure that you get yours...Oh and If you arent part of the family yet and would like to be just let me know so I can get yours made up just shout at me or send me a private email.. Love ya all
To My Love
When I first joined this site I did not know what to do, Then in one precious moment I was found by you, Not sure at first if this was real, But now I cannot stop the way that I feel, My stomach is tied in knots and my heartbeat is racing, After a life with you I am now chasing, I am scared and show a little fear, But something has woke up inside that I did not know I could feel, Both of us have been hurt before and that is true, But I just cannot resist giving my heart to you, I feel now that my life is starting over, As long as I am with you I will look to no other, Your voice to me is an inspiration, I now know your heart is my destination, I long now to look in your eyes and feel your touch, Never thought I could love someone this much, Your voice arouses my soul and your picture greets my eyes, I know in my heart I could love you till the day I die, I know you have your doubts that what I say is true, It would be an honor spending my life prov
Hey Everybody, Merry Christmas And Happy New Year! Hugs.. Mwah!
Rawrr
My name, is NOT baby. If you have never talked to me before and I don't know you, don't assume you can call me baby. Some of you guys on here that like to sb, learn how to be polite first. Please. It just pissed me off when the first thing that you type is 'hey baby'. I'm not your baby. Not now, not tomorrow, probably not ever. K? Thanks. =] I hate it. It's worse than dial up. Whatever. If you cant get a hold of me for some reason or I don't return the love, forgive me, the internet gods hate me. >=[ Just click the picture, Nothing to fancy here. ¢¾FallenLoki¢¾ Come bid on me. It's my first Auction!! Show me lots of love!!! This is what I'm offering: -Add name to mine for a month. -Will rate all pics and stash. -Pimp out on my page for a month. -1 SFW salutes. -Will buy daily gifts of my choice. -Random IMIKIMI comments. -If VIP/BLAST/or AUTO 11 or higher cash value offered, will increase ownership to 2 months plus: -4 SFW salutes. -Give Yahoo ID i
~tits~n~ass~
TISMOM05 AND EVONNE NEED LOTS OF HELP GETTING THERE GIVEAWAY DONE... WE HAVE A TIME LIMIT...IT HAS TO BE DONE BY APRIL 11TH... TISMOM05 AND EVONNE WILL RATE YOUR PICS AND STASH 4 COMMENTS.. JUST EMAIL US WHEN DONE AND HOW MANY COMMENTS..... CLICK THE PIC THANKS ALOT EVONNE AND TISMOM05 come on click it
Logan's Rants
Here's something for you to contemplate. The ACLU and the liberals are screaming about the CIA's waterboarding Al-Qaida terror prisoners. Follow the 1st link for a definition of waterboarding presented by ABC news and Sen. John McCain. Then follow the 2nd link and compare it to the AP video of a Al-Qaida torture chamber found by US troops in Iraq and decide for yourself exactly whom the good guys are and whom are the animals. Make up your own mind then pass this along for others to think about. ABC News Link: http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigation/story?id=1356870 AP Link: : http://video.ap.org/v/default.aspx?g=133736ad-08e3-4e34-a5a0-51ecbeaaa479&f=txbea&fg=email
Gmmmmmm Friends N Family !!
WISHING ALL AWSOME DAY WAHOOOO IM GOING TO BE WITH MY KAGE FOR " NEW YEARS " AND IM THE HAPPIEST WITCH THEIR IS SO , FROM US TO YOU'S Get Funny Pictures at pYzam.com LOVE YOU'S CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW
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Christmas
hmm, well wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone and Happy New Year
Uso Tour
Cheating
i am fit to be tied....if any of our friends/family have been to Ozzy's page, he has SMEARED my Master's name in the mud....directly under the photo, he has written "got caught cheating" firstly, the s.o.b. didn't state whether other accounts could or couldn't be used...he should have done so, in my opinion....but his childishness has reached the limit..... PLEASE don't give this bastard the time of day or the points, as Master has entered the pic in another comp where your votes DO count...please see us for the link!
Ken Davis : Ocean Radiance : Pan Flutes
Salutes In Exchange For....
Cheating
Cheating
i am fit to be tied....if any of our friends/family have been to Ozzy's page, he has SMEARED my Master's name in the mud....directly under the photo, he has written "got caught cheating" firstly, the s.o.b. didn't state whether other accounts could or couldn't be used...he should have done so, in my opinion....but his childishness has reached the limit..... PLEASE don't give this bastard the time of day or the points, as Master has entered the pic in another comp where your votes DO count...please see us for the link!
Elfnizm !!!
Happy Birthday!!
Dick 101
A good friend of mine sent me this....OK....Now the ladies need to go ahead and read up...Fella's you better hope you are not INTERNET DICK! ************************************************* DICKOLOGY 101 MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things, does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head and only find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite have weak game?" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind your going to try to get the best out of this even if you have to make yourself cum and he beats you to the punch. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!! TOLERABLE DICK - Thi
Drink
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Poly
Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out Saturday morning ramblings. so what is it about me and being poly. i love my slave dearly, i wouldnt hurt her or leave her for anything. but when i was trying to live vanilla i always
Sign The Map Or Leave A Voicemail
We Have Been Fu-owned!!!
RawkStar.... was the highest bidder in our first 2 Fu's 4 U auction. We are pleased to bestow our Fu- Ownership to this wonderful guy. Please be sure to Rate/Fan/Add Him. He has an amazing page with an awesome Stash. Please show our Fu-Owner your Fu Luv!!! =^ЯÄWƘƧ†☆Я^= Proudly Owned By Danielle@ fubar Get this widget | Track details
Women And Men
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush "Ah, yes, Di

Jimbo's Fubar Blogger
To my Fubar Family, Friends & Fans. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Enjoy yourselfs and be safe. I will speak with you all in the New Year. Your Friend & Fan James (aka Jimbo)
The Damn Pic Bouncers
The Damn Pic Bouncers
Merry X Mas To All My Freinds Hugs
i want to wish i meery x mas to al my freinds,ill be gone for a week and will miss u kiss hugs and licks
No Regrets
You only get one life, one choice, and one chance. Can't change the past, you gotta play what's dealt in your hand. I'll help you understand why I do what I do if you could help me understand why I should listen to you. There ain't a perfect person living on this planet today and I'm certain I've been wrong with some decisions I've made, but that's a play that's been played, they say whats done is done, you gotta loose a few battles before the wars won. See appoligies are given but have the balls to recieve it, at the time it seems right so I never reget it. The path I took look buddy, you can go and be mad, I'm a go on and laugh, your packing fun in my laughs. Wanna live life like there's no tomorrow, Drink it all like the who damn bottle, No regrets, no time for sorrow, wanna lead never wanna follow.
Christmas Blessings
"TO ALL MY IRISH BROTHER AND SISTERS" "NOLLAIG SHONA DUIT" "ERIN GO BRAUGH" (AN IRISH BLESSING FOR MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS) The light of the Christmas star to you The warmth of home and hearth to you The cheer and good will of friends to you The hope of a childlike heart to you The joy of a thousand angels to you The love of the Son and God's peace to you. "NOLLAIG SHONA DUIT" 'Nollaig shona duit!' Happy Christmas! 'Nollaig faoi shéan is faoi shonas duit.' A prosperous and happy Christmas to you. May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch on your door, and happiness be guided to your home by the candle of Christmas. May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea. But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. Here’s to you and yours,
Someone Once Told Me..
That grief gets better, but I guess I will have to disagree on that one. I still miss Jayme my child a lot and it has been 3 years now since I lost him. It hits on some days more then most. He is in my thoughts daily. Sometimes it hurts more then most times.
Heaven
The heart of an angel, He has touched in such A manner- He can't even return To the place he began journey So many years ago. He sits in wonderment at her beauty, And he knows her touch. He knows the moment that they parted, There was a promise to return, No matter how long it would take. He sees the woods were they stood, And knows it's a place Where the river flows. How can it be that som time ago, He knew her, and she him- Does she feel it now? He soul has guided him to a place, Where there is only Heaven, And that's when he is with her. She has touched him in a way That only she could have. Until they are together, He will wait in the woods, Where the river flows. Robert J Nye (2008) Her heart is something he wanted, And in a moment of passion, It was his- He knows that it has been broken, And put together too many times, So he who loves her, has become The guardian of her heart. A trophy isn't what he wants, And the only desire he has is fo
Song That -i- Created.
Saint Sorrow where does it begin, Saint Sorrow where do you end, I do not understand, This life that I live in, I can't escape this immortal sin... Follow me, Oh follow me, Follow me, And I'll show you the way, Follow me, Oh Follow me, Follow me, And I'll take you to the end... Those harsh words, You said to me the other day, They follow me, And now I can't get away, In my head I see, What you meant to me, I want to be, The one to take you there, I threw it all away, And now I want it back again, So follow me, And I'll take you to the end.... Follow me, What am I to do, Oh follow me, All I want is you, Follow me, And I'll show you the way, Oh follow me, Please tell me you'll stay... I go down this road alone, Saint Sorrow my own, Follow me, Saint Sorrow is shown, Saint Sorrow, What do I have to do, Saint Sorrow, Just leave me alone, Everything is dark to me, I cannot see it by myself, I need someone to come and save me... Follow me,
I Hate Drama
nuff said :D
Crawling In The Dark
Mine
Hey
Merry christmas everyone.. i hope everyone has a gud on and enjoys the holidays.. much luv ~Waitin 4 dat sepcial someone~
Cwp Info!!
Just wanted to let you all know that if you're not a member of Club Wicked Paranoia, now is the time to join!!! Starting in January and continuing throughout the year, I will be sponsoring monthly contests for all lounge members! So hurry up and join! http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50245 I have just recently been given the post "Head of Promotions" for CLUB WICKED PARANOIA *****curties***** *****cue applause***** Ok, that's enough! Our goal is to make Club Wicked Paranoia one of the best, if not THE best lounge in Fubar. In order to do that, we're going to need EVERYONE'S help! If you know someone who you think would love it in there (and that will be everyone you know, trust me) than send them an invite! Get them in there! I, Angi, aka Blanche, aka the funniest girl in CWP Ever!, will be sponsoring at LEAST one contest a month to promote the lounge. This is going to start in January, after the holiday shit is out of the way. Prizes for these contests
In Love Nad Pregnant....
I AM FINALLY PREGNANT AND ALMOST 17 WEEKS! NO ONE EVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY CARRY THE BABY PAST 8 WEEKS AND I HAVE!!! WORDS DONT EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM!!! ME AND MY MAN ARE DOING GREAT AND HIS IS SO HAPPY THAT WE ARE HAVING A BABY TOGHTER, HE HAS A DOUGHTER SHE IS 5 AND SHE IS MY WORLD. I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO LOVE ME AND WANTS TO BE WITH ME. HE TREATS ME SO GOOD! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED AND I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT AND I WILL NEVER LOSE IT. YES WE HAVE OUR PROBLEMS BUT WHO DONT TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WORKS IT OUT RIGHT? HOPEFULLY WE WILL FIND OUT THE SEX OF THE BABY REAL SOON SO I CAN LET EVERYONE KNOW....TILL NEXT TIME
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my mom had her pancreas removed the day after xmas as there was potential for impending death in less than a yr's time for her if she had cancer. the doctor removed it, but one of her feeding tubes got dislodged and it was leaking throughout her body. she swelled up so bad and we all cried so much thinking she may very well die. they re-inserted and fastened the drain inside of her, and the doc said the swelling she's got should subside in about 2 days. guys, i'm so worried that my mom isn't going to be able to push thru this at her age of 64 and greatly in part due to all her past health issues and surgeries. if there is anyone out there who wouldn't mind taking a slight moment of your time and pray that she recovers, it would mean so so so much to me. it's very scary to be going thru this and at times I'm just not sure if this is the end for her or just a block to recovery. if anyone reads this please pray from Sanra-Lee or Sandi to be able to get rest, to heal and to rega
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Turbine's Knowledge Database
Logitech redefines gaming mice with their latest gamer-oriented mouse The Logitech G9 is nothing to scoff at among the wide range of gaming mice. At first it may have been considered just a large gimmick with it's adjustable weights and two different grips but are actually very solid features. The custom click-on grips are a fresh breath to the gaming-mouse world. Nothing has been introduced like it yet, and this author was very impressed by it's implementation. While it took some time to get used to, it was an feature that is hard to stop using. In the middle of an intense gaming session I found myself switching between the two grips actively and found myself gaining an advantage between the two for different uses. The G9's true innovation is, as stated above, the custom grips. Logitech has hinted that it will be releasing more grips for the G9 (no dates have been mentioned) in the future, which will add a large list of different styles, shapes, and textures to the G9's funct
My Poetry And Random Thoughts
A Deep Dark Hole For A Lonely, Tortured Soul A Battered Limb Of Existance Clinging To A Lie A Deep Dark Hole For A Bruised And Beaten Soul Bleeding Out False Hope For A Better Day A Deep Dark Hole For A Twisted, Broken Soul Destroyed By Self-Pity And Regret Praying For Death A Deep Dark Hole For My Poor Foolish Soul i will never forget the times we shared for they are planted deep in my heart i remember the night i asked you to marry me and i remember the night you asked me i remember the first time we meet and the first letter you wrote me i remember our first kiss and the first time you said i love you i remember the first time you walked me home and i remember the first time we talked all night long i remember the first time you held my hand and i remember the first time you spent the night i remember the first time you kissed me goodnight and i remember the very first fight i love you baby and foreve
Happy Holidays And A Happy New Year As Well
MyHotComments MyHotComments Have a wonderful and great and safe upcoming holidays this next week, hugs and kisses to all the sexy ladies out there,and to My friends on here as well have a good one You all, muahz ttyl Ghosty.
Flag Day 2007
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anyone who can help me get this thing goin nice.
Back Stabbing Bitches!!!
you know, I am really tired of sneaky bitches and all that shit!!!! I have quite a few good friends.. and i am friendly to most people.... and I guess just a little naive sometimes !!!! You see... my best friend... DJ SHOTGUN.... he and I are really close... and this chick.... pretty much pretended to be my friend.. and then started filling my head with crap... making me doubt my best friend and our friendship... she almost... didn't, but almost succeeded in tearing us apart.... so now i choose to have nothing to do with her.... but some how i think she is up to it again... trying to be buddy buddy again with my best friend.... only.. we both know what she was trying to do... for what ever reason... but she helped us get closer to tell you the truth!!! I just hate the fact that this person feels the need to act like this and try to destroy friendships.. for what.. her own amusement?? Fun?? why do girls feel so threatened by me being his best friend that they have to act like stupid bit
Shitty Fiends
here is my problem, I have like 187 fiends, and every time i get on this shit i leave every one of them a profile comment! i spend like 2 to 2 and a half hours doing that shit! don't get me wrong i don't mind cause if your on my friends list i feel i owe it to you.. What really pisses me off is i only get like mabe 6 to 8 back! now thats fucked!! I'ts not every one, cause i do have some down mother fuckers who always return the luv!! its the other that just blow shit off!! here is the question.. Does this shit happen to you? and how do you feel about it? Tell me what you think? Am i just being a bitch? or do i have a lagit point!
Love
This is for all the poeple out there that is in love. A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
Thinking Of You!!!
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. MyHotComments
Whyy,,,,always With Me
Creative Minds Needed!!!
When I get out to Florida I'm hoping to join the Tampa Bay Derby Darlins but I need a name!!! Finding one that's witty, hardcore and NOT already taken is looking to be near impossible. Please help!
The Holy Of Sexual Desire!!
Sexual desire is always a subject that all of you are interested in. Everyone has to eat, drink, breathe and make love. They are the physiological and essential needs of life. ..... Sexual drive seems to be the most desiring essentials in life of a man. It is ofcourse one of the ways to let out our emotions, tensions and frustration and of course to show how how much u like the other person. Let us begin with a definite statement. Sexual desire and sexual ability is a gift from God to us, not a consequence of evil. Firstly, why is the sexual desire a gift from God to us? Sexual desire is a gift of married couples. Since two lovers love each other, besides of loving, the sexual desire may be a vital spice of love. For this reason, love and sexual desire are two sides of a problem. Obviously, a happy family depends on a married couple when they satisfy some demands of life at least: foods, clothes, house and sexual desire for creating their lovely babies . In summary, a happy

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