My Porms
A man's daughter had asked the local minister To come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, He found the man lying in bed with his head Propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow Had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me, he said. 'No, who are you?" said the father. The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up." "Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this, Not even my daughter," said the man. "But all of my life I have never Known how to pray. At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head." I abandoned any attempt at prayer," The old man continued, " Until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny, prayer is

Random Acts Of Me-ness
Okay for those of you that don't know, I have injured myself in another totally random, off the wall way. Monday night around 10:00pm, my idiot dog, Jack (who is mostly pit) snatched a piece of steak off of my dinner plate. I reflexively popped him on top of the head to get him to drop it. He didn't even notice the contact enough to look up. *I* broke my freaking hand! Just once, I want to be able to say I injured myself in a normal way, like a car wreck or a simple fall. But no. I get things like I broke my foot walking through my own yard, or now, I broke my hand on my dog's head. I officially fail at life. Oh yeah, did I mention school has judt dtarted and I went on Tuesday and took a page full of notes with said hand? Because, without freaking fail, it was my right hand! So, point of the story is I probably won't be on here much for the next few weeks because it is a b!tch to type with one hand and even more of one to use the damn mouse left handed. So, as decreed by The RedRum

Eroticism At Best
A finger tracing your lips, then followed by my tongue. Kissing you deeper than most have ever done. Your hands tracing my every curve while mine trace your body too. My nails running lines upon your chest ~ through the hair down to your love's threshold. Your finger finding my folds of erotic pleasure which wetness it does show. Our eyes locked burning through to the soul of two lovers intertwined in a passionate hold. A kiss slowly moving from your brow to your nose. Making my way delightfully down to your toes. Your warmth moving through the very depth of my loins or is it mine moving through yours causing you to explode. A musical cadence ~ a dance two lovers share. Your hands on my breasts leaves me panting with a flare of burning wants and a need to care. My warm wet lips hovered over your flesh til you feel my hot breath upon your very essence, moving ever so gently til you are completely in. Tight, moist, delicate, and sweet. This is the treasure of your erot

Level Me Up
need help leveling up ok its that time ive help many of u level up in the past its time to return it

Awakened
Alive ~ refreshed ~ awakened From the dreamscape slumber I often find myself in. Captured for a moment in your gaze as you watch sit and watch me play. Succulent ~ moist ~ pleasing At this distance it is such an ecstatic thing to mentally be seduced with a reckoning. Your eyes they pierce through the walls of my heart as if you had just thrown your pointed dart. Hard ~ throbbing ~ released My senses are whirring like the motor of a car and I dread the thought of no more. A maiden I am amidst all the queens and princesses sitting against my wall of pleasured dreams. Watching ~ waiting ~ wondering Can I seduce you with my heart so that you feel my longing from the start? Your mind I so truly want to capture to take YOU to that mental rapture. Alive ~ entranced ~ awakened.

If Only I Had Wings
As fast as lightening I'd be there, to run my fingers through your hair, if only I had wings. I'd lay my head upon your shoulder and whisper how grand it is, if only I had wings. I could hold your body close to mine, embrace you as if we were one, if only I had wings. Feel your skin against my skin, run my hands all over and then, if only I had wings. Wouldn't that be the grandest thing, to hear a tune within our bodies sing, if only I had wings. Your heart would beat in time with mine, perfect rythym of the sensual kind, if only I had wings. Into your eyes I could fall so clearly, Time would be everlasting eternity, if only I had wings.

Test
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Answering Emails
To be honest I like getting points, but I also like conversation. My wife and I came on here so she could meet a bi female. It is pretty clear in the profile. We would be happy to show you our pics if you are legit. We dont post them because we are both professional....so anyway...say hello!

Growing Up
I'm just wondering why everyone around me is in such a hurry to grow up?!! What the F is sooo great about being grown up?! I swear i get told at least once a day that I need to grow up. I like living life the way that I do. I dont feel a need to try and live like a "grown up". I like going out every chance I get, buying things spur of the moment (even if I cant afford it). It's only money, it's not like you can take it w/ you! So why not enjoy it while I can?! Sorry, just needed to vent a lil. I feel better now.

My Bar Tab Is $835~!
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $15 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the opposing sex (if gay hit on a girl/guy, if straight hit on a boy/girl) wh

I'm Irresistible~~~~
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. 1. ARIES - The Liar (the Ram - 21 March 19 April) * Outgoing. * Lovable. * Spontaneous. * Not one to mess with. * Funny. * EXCELLENT kisser. * EXTREMELY adorable. * Loves relationships. * Addictive. * Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost 2. TAURUS - The Tramp (the Bull - 20 April 20 May) * Aggressive. * Loves being in long relationships. * Likes to give a good fight for what they want. * Extremely outgoing. * Loves to help people in times of need. * GOOD kisser. * GOOD personality. * Stubborn but a caring person. * One of a kind. * Not one to mess with. * Usually are the most attractive people. 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost 3. GEMINI - Irresistible (the Twins - 21 May 21 June) * Nice. * Love is one of a kind. * Great listener. * Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. * Trustworthy. * Always happy. * Loud. * Talkati

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OMG!!!! DO YOU KNOW JAK??? WELL YOU SHOULD!!! HE HAS BEEN HERE TWO YEARS TODAY!!! THROUGH LOST CHERRY, CHERRY TAP, AND NOW FUBAR!!! HE DOES SO MUCH FOR PEOPLE ... I THINK IT'S TIME WE LOVE HIM BACK.... HE HAS A LIL WAY TO GO TO GOD FATHER AND IT SURE WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL GOOD IF WE COULD GET HIM THERE!! WOULD ALSO MAKE ME SMILE TO KNOW MY FRIENDS ROCK HIS WORLD!! HERE IS TO 2 GREAT YEARS JAK!! LOVE YOU!!! NOW STOP READING AND GO LEVEL HIS ASS!!!! FU-KING~JAK-Naughtyboy to Shelly FU~master to many@ fubar WITH MUCH LOVE, SHELLY AKA DEVIL'S ADVOCATE! http://www.appeal-democrat.com/news/ronald_53288___article.html/cook_gridley.html What happened to Ronald? Statue of beloved fast-food icon stolen from Gridley restaurant By Robert LaHue/Appeal-Democrat August 28, 2007 - 11:10PM It’s not every day Gridley-Biggs police announce an arrest warrant for the Hamburglar. But in a particularly quarter-pounder-with-cheesy crime, the Ronald McDonald statue

Nsfw=haters
I have had to mark almost all my folders nsfw becuz someone keeps marking a picture in each folder as nsfw and I am sooooo tired of the haters I am taking down my primary picture and I hope who ever you are is happy becuz my PC crashed and when I deleted the picture i lost it forever I hope you read this and stop being a self rightious pain ...to my friends and fans sorry but I need a break from this hater every day I get a new folder reported so I will not be on for a while let them do their damage ....you know who you are and what goes around comes around and just becuz I am hotter then you does not mean you have a right to do this to me....bye for now my sweet sweet friends and there will be no new pictures for quite a whil except my tattoo when it is done smoochessss Crystal Ice

What Is It That I Am Looking For?
I am not sure whats wrong with my thinking lately....but I am starting to get really lonely for some reason. I mean life has become so routine for me I am tired. I feel like I want to do something out of the ordinary..something crazy!! I've always wanted to throw a dart at a map and go where it lands..lol Sounds like so much fun! Anyway...somethings got to give for me, cause I feel like I am about to explode!!!...LOL Just thinking..:)

For The 1 That Got Away
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite sexual position: Do you think I'm cute? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Scale of 1-10? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Lost A Part Of Me I lay next to you watching you laywhy couldn't I have done everything to make you stay.I look back at all our smiles and frowns.wondering h

Somebody Loves Me
fubar Gift Shop sent you some Dirty Weeds Someone has sent you an anonymous fubar gift! "dirty fucking bitch! racist cunt lets see you go in public with your shit, no u wont cause your scared white girl u know we own your ass " HAHAHA THIS JUST MADE ME LAUGH. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO PATHETIC. IT'S SAD THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME, THAN WASTE FAKE MONEY, ON FAKE GIFTS, THAT ARE SOMEHOW SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE. AND SEND THEM WITH SUCH INTELLIGENT MESSAGES, ANONYMOUSLY AT THAT. WELL ANYWAY, JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WHAT I WOKE UP TO, IT PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE, PEOPLES IGNORANCE IS SO AMUSING TO ME.

Please! Spare Me!
I guess I have some friends on my list that want to talk about me to others. You know who you are...and to whom you are talking..LOL I just want to say...Pft....LOL I am a grown woman and do what I want to do. I have no boyfriend and have not had one. Any online interactions have been illusions and delusions...leave it at that. I don't want to hear about TONGUE and he doesn't want to hear about me...get it? Get over it already!

The Wiccan Rede
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in the Caul

Pervs
PERVS FKIN FOOK OF:@

Try This Out ! Ya You!!
You scored as Lesbian, Lesbian100% Straight60% Bisexual20% Gay0% Are you Bisexual, Straight, gay/lesbian?created with QuizFarm.com can someone buy me for 1,000,000

Have You Ever
have you ever hurt so much you can't seem to cry wanna snuggle up , and slowly die heard that drum , beatingfast how long can this aching pain last have you ever , cryed so much you fall collapse and hit yourself against a concrete wall felt the blood dripping down still no pain , to this new found

What Would You Think
What would tou think if i told you That the skie weren't allways ble That oxygen mae it colour that way And that my favourite star was you What would you think if i told you. That i could myself in your eyes . Would you think me disgusting. If i told you my feeling won't die. What would you think if i told you. I'm under your spell every day. Would you sweep me along , and hold me. Or just shrug , dissaprove , turn away. What would you think if i told you. I really don't care what you think. Because as long as you'll stay my friend anyway. At least i'll have some sort of link. What would you think if i told you. I'll be watching every thing that you. Because as long as i know the perfect figure of you. Forever i'll say that i love you.

Gretch
Hello I am an 34 female who is engagged to be married for the 3rd. time. I have 3 beautiful daughters from an previous marriage. I am very out going and fun to be around.

Another Downrater Alert
Blondie32 rated your photo a '3'! Blondie32@ fubar

The Two That Got Away
He was a man who has worked at the radio station for many years.Today he was filthy rich.The man stood in front of the radio station inhaling one last drag from his expensive cuban cigar.So what if it was illegal.He was a radio god.The laws did not apply to him.He threw his cigar on the ground and a young woman in her twenties catches his eye.He waves at her and she smiles at him.A mail man stops by next to the woman and starts laughing at the man and the woman joins him.The man feels something eating through his shoe.His shoe is on fire.When he tries to look down at his feet his belly blocks his view.He remembered what one alway's did when they were on fire.The ground trembled as he dropped to the ground and rolled around.It took a janitor with a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames.An hour later a crew of medics tried to bandage the man's feet but he fought like a wild boar out of the ambulance when he found out that they supported the president and that they were Democrats.He

Machito
MACHITO IS THE UNDISPUTED KING OF EVERYTHING!!!! I, AS SHOULD YOU, BOW DOWN IN HIS PRESENCE!

Stupid Bet
ok i made another stupid bet.. not that my other bets have been stupid just not smart but id never take the one bet back, well maybe not to make it a bet but i enjoyed wat it was and its over now....GAME OVER....ok duh was never a game...but anyhow......... I have 11 days left to aquire 24 more crushes and to beable to keep all 50 till the end of that day wich is sept 10th....im not gonna ask for yur crushes cuz look where that got me during the contest..yeah yeah i hated them to but i was talked into it..... But i have until the 10th to aquire these crushes knowing she has one on me as well and might get a bur up her ass and drop her crush that day and id loose.... well if i loose i have to delete my acct from Fubar....maybe its for the best....i know its hard as hell to keep crushes so im thinkin im gonna lay this bet down walk away take my loss...besides away from here might do me some good...so heres wat im gonna do....im leaveing this in the hands of all u...u will dec

These are supposedly 35 questions that no one would EVER think to ask. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? I look like crap 2. When's the next time you will have sex? today probly 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"? suck 4. Favorite planet? Saturn 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed calls list? Jamie 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? don't have one 7. What shirt are you wearing? pink nighty 8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? takein a shower 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? bare feet 10. Bright or Dark Rooms? dark 11. What do you think about the person who posted this survey? Amanda...she's me main bish! lmao 12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep in? the comfy one 13. What were you doing at exactly midnight last night? havein' a night cap 14. What was your last text message you received on your phone? no cell 15. How do you li

Plzread~!
D im bored listen to this..just do it..this is fuckin real and its nation wide...look out 4 skull fuckers

Aches, Pains, Woes, Yay
You know what? I am not even mad. I mean I am a little bristled. I just have to take deep breaths. Why do I feel so much? The words can either eviscerate me or hug me into a cocoon safe enough for me to finally relax in. I never relax anymore... Anymore? That would imply that I have actually relaxed a day in my life. But I haven't... ever. I am always waiting. I wait to be hurt because I know it is coming and it always does. People come to me with their hands out as if to say "Look, I have no weapons. Can't you trust me?" But then the words! The words. And they hurt so much! They really do. And I seem to be the only one feeling them. Blades that I used to sink into my flesh gave me pain but it was good pain. But these words slice flesh, sever veins, bring forth a hurt that stops my breath and stills my limbs. I sit, I look, I listen to you and I feel my blood slow because it hurts that much. But then you call, or you hold, or you kiss and I forget. Every hour

From A Dear Friend
I got this in my comments and couldn't let it disappear, so here it is A POEM FOR MY MATE DAVE FROM THE HEART Dave is like the sun,he's always shining bright. We have a good laugh, especially on a night. Dave is a great guy who I would not be without, If i ever need my friend dave I only have to shout. Dave is a delight in every single way, He is a great friend and one whom I wish to stay. love your friend Mizz UK aka NUTTY xx Thanks Nutty your a great friend as well xx

My Best Pick Up Line
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

Today Is The Day
During the 2009 Video Music Awards, while Taylor Swift was getting an award she rightly deserved, singer Kanye interrupted her award speech to say that Beyonce was better. I don't know about you, but to me that is reverse racism, clear and simple. Besides which, compared to Taylor Swift's voice, Beyonce sucks. Everyone boycott Kanye. And God said, "let there be light." And the prophet spoke, and the minds of the people were illuminated to the Truth of the Word of God. As the ancient prophets before, the man said, "God stands at the door of your heart and knocks. If anyone opens the door, God will come in to them and have dinner with them." The Bread of Life will dine with us, and share the knowledge of Himself with us, and allow us to share in His love, as we open the door of our hearts to Him. In this day of violence, calamities of nature, muslim extremist terrorists, sexual "freedom", and liberal agendas, the only One in whom we can trust is God Himself. We must repent (change our

Stupid People In My Area
Bloody pig's head found at New Durham residence NEW DURHAM — With blood still dripping from it, police say a pig's head was discovered Friday morning on the driveway of a residence on Valley Road. Police are now trying to find out who's responsible for tossing the pig's head onto the driveway, where it came from and if it was meant as a message for an area police officer. The head was located at the end of the driveway at a home near the Alton town line, according to Police Chief Shawn Bernier. The resident was heading to work when the pig head was spotted at the end of the long driveway. A woman residing at the home wouldn't identify herself on Tuesday afternoon and would only say that she "was going to work and it was just there." Bernier said when police arrived at the home on Friday it appeared the pig had been recently killed because blood was coming from its head. "It looked like it may have been slaughtered in the last couple of days because there was fresh

Prayers
This past year my life has been turned upside down by getting a divorce from a man I was married to for 17 years, with for 20, he filed in Oct. I moved out with our children in Nov. by Jan. he moved out of our home and in the home of our next door neighbor (who recently moved there in August) our divorce was final in March and he married the next door neighbor in May. Who knows what tomorrow brings to you...however grim my days were then... happiness is what I was having as of late because I finally find someone who is so loving and kind, I have been happy for the first time in so many years. I got engaged on July 27th, 2007 the most amazing man whom I met online and now numerous times in person with plans of him eventually moving to be with me. Now one month later, August 27, he is rushed to the hospital,, and is in the intensive care unit with serious blood clots throughout his body and no doctors know why. I feel so helpless because he lives 16 hours from me, I know very little, on

Iif You're On My Friends List I Wanna Know...
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 19. If you could

Would You?????
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Would you fuck me today? NOW....ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS SO I COULD ANSWER THEM????

Home
hi all i am home from my wonderful trip to the uk. it went by to fast wish i was still there returning to reality sucks hahaha oh well such is life missed you all hugs and kisses k

I Will Be Gone For Awhile!
AS OF TOMORROW I MAY NOT HAVE INTERNET FOR AWHILE. I WILL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH! LEAVE ME LOTS OF LOVE WHILE IM GONE! I LOVE YOU ALL! ~HUGS & KISSES~ AMANDA

What's Up?
I have been working really hardcore... I apologize for being out of the loop. Hit me up and I'll respond now, provided that the internet here in the desert is not super fucking slow! Love ya all! Ok, so I am in Iraq serving right now. I'm basically on here just to contact people, due to the fact that it get quite lonely out here...

Goin Away Away....
I'm goin away for about a week or 2. I may be able to pop on for a little bit every now and then but it won't be alot. I have some family issues that need tending to. I'll be back on Fubar as soon as I can. Take Care, everyone and talk soon!!! Midnight Lover aka Jessica

Sighn Guest Book
ok its time to clean out my friends list and i want the ones that talk ot me let me know if you want to stay and the ones that dont talk then you will be deleated and i dont care even if i bought you a vip thos will be deleated to all my true friends come and sighn my guest book a good friend helped me she is awsome thansk one night stand show her soem love to please

Party's
I having a Labor Day Party. When: Friday, August 31 Time: 7pm Where: My house, message for directions. BYOB and swim suit, lake is open 24/7. Music, Friends, Bonfire and good times.

Thanks
I've been kicking myself for barely being able to keep a thought straight in my head. I feel like a stupid blonde airhead. Not working and solving problems has made it worse. But today, talking to my mom, I've realized something. In the span of 3 months, *my best friend died *I almost got divorced *I was diagnosed with severe depression *I lost my job *I was diagnosed with breast cancer Now I'm wondering why my head hasn't just up and exploded on me. I know I have some very supportive friends here, and having you around has helped me soooo much! Just being able to blog and rant about what's getting to me... has really made a difference. Thank you all &hearts I wanna thank those of you who stopped by to cheer me up yesterday... especially cowboy_medic99 :) As soon as I'm back to my normal bubbly self I'll send ya all mad love :) For putting up with my stupid "xxxxxxx is using a different version of Yahoo! Messenger. Certain features may be unavailable." message eve

Tonight
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11 Signs That Ur Crazy Bout Someone!
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==

Steve Speaks
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Dear sweet lord, it's THURSDAY already? Thank goodness for that! One day closer to the weekend and walking around the house with no pants! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio Bonanza, we'll be talking to Clark Gregg. Now, you may ask yourself "Whodafux is Clark Gregg?" Well, Not only did he co-write the screenplay for and direct the film version of Chuck Palahniuk's 'CHOKE', he ALSO played Agent Phil Coulson in a li'l movie called IRON MAN (how's THAT for dumbing it down?). We'll also be graced with the return of our curly-haired, buff, comedian pal Carrot Top, who is promoting his Show at the Luxor in Las Vegas (click for tickets!). Remember, you can see all of these fancy, famous, fantastical people LIVE, in-studio... if you turn on your Paltalk (you don't think we'd actually let you inside, did you? Well... we do...but that's at XM only, and... oh shit I'm getting sidetracked) It's real simpl

Wow
"you are a rascist peice of filth and are in violations of the terms of service of fubar for posting offensive content steps are being taken to have you removed" (this was a profile comment another fubar member left me,,he was the one who was being prejudiced towards me by assuming I am have hate in my heart,,he is also another fool that believes Pride and Hate are the same thing)

The Best
I truly believe the heart can feel what the eyes can't see or the hands can't touch. hoppinhare.com

Hmmm
Since in the previous blog I asked you all to tell me your sexual preferances and fetishes, I thought it fair to share mine. I prefer women older then me. I like the ones with big boobs, but that is not a requirement. As for fetishes, I am totally into the whole anal thing. And I also like the whole bondage/domination thing, with me being the dominate one. That's about it... I wanna know what your sexual preferances are. What your fetishes are. Send me a message and tell me, if you aren't to scared...

Sex Quiz
You scored as Anal Sex, Damn you lubricated vagina, damn you to hell! Butt seriously you like to try a "hole" ASSortment of things in bed. Anal Sex100% Oral Sex89% Orgy89% Phone Sex72% Cyber Sex72% Gay Sex50% Normal Sex17% What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Mmfwcl
Im bored at the momment so im just writing jibberish, hopein a lo or lette will read this and msg me sayin whats up lol anyways MMFWCL TURtle

Sux!!
pc crashed.............be back asap!! love y'all!! well, ok, some of ya!! hahaha c ya soon!!

Hey Yall
(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her

Link To Contest Photo
Hey all here is a link to my photo that I entered in Treehugger's contest just for shits and giggles. Hit it up and rate/comment on it if ya want! Both rates and comments count. Thank ya!!!!

911
I have a question! How many believe that the Taliban are the ones who attacked us? Here are some answers to some questions you may have concerning my MUM! Aftermath: Unanswered questions from 9/11, shown April 21, 2003 at the Herbst Theatre, San Francisco, sponsored by www.deceptiondollar.com Much to the surprise of the event’s sponsors, the 928-seat Herbst Theatre in San Francisco was full, with standing room only, at the showing of the film Aftermath: Unanswered Questions from 9/11. This film is a documentary questioning the official version of the events of September 11, 2001 that has been promulgated by the Bush administration through its willing mouthpieces, the corporate media. It was produced by Guerilla News Network (GNN), a group founded by Steve Marshall and Josh Shore, who first collaborated at MTV to bring more relevant content to television. The documentary asks 11 questions that have gone unasked by not only the media, but also by Congress—questions that

People Watcher
The reality of reading someone else's sappy Blogs.... Makes me want to Puke!!! Sorry, for posting all the warm Puke of Late. We have the ability to make choices.. That is 1 fact I try to make clear, to people when I post a comment. If you choose your choice... It is YOUR own PICK!! Please do Not place"BLAME!!!! "Choice: is 1 Freedom we have out of the our own abilities in Life... Everyone has a choice of right or wrong!!!! If you do not like my words.... That is YOUR choice... Do NOT ask for MY comment if YOU DO NOT WANT: my honest OPINION!!! If you you delete them that is YOUR choice... If I make MY comment, it is MY choice... When I make the "WARM PUKE" Comment... Watch out!!! It is MY CHOICE to give you a kick in the Ass from MY POINT OF view!!! Yes, I am Back to my Regular mode once again!! HAVE A BERRY SWEET DAY!!!! P.S. I only wish here I could give you a posa w/pics!!! LOL!1 This is where I spent the day today...My si

Sdmf Contest
I'm trying to get a new contest together. The "Hottest SDMF Lady". I would like the pic to have the BLS logo or morph or a state tag with you're pic, or etc. . It will run 2 weeks most comments wins a 7 day blast. Any questions please message me. Please repost if you could thanks Godfather™ ~SDMF~

Communication Is The Key
The key to a good relationship is good communication.You must trust your partner enough to tell them anything (with in reason of course)with out worrying about being judged. Tell you're partner what you feel and think. be straight with them. dont sweat the small shit and remember its all small shit. if you have a problem with with something your partner is doing you need to calmly speak your mind. Its good to gather your thoughts before you discuss your issue but disscuss it while its still fresh in both of your minds. Try not to wait several days later.

The Wozer
this might be stupid to u---how do i tell my buzz---like how to i post wh n i am 100% shit faced man i need some drinks--ran out--get me f------ up

Just Chillin !!!!
Nick@ fubar

~syracuse~
♥JANUARY =SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your

What I Just Spent Last Hour Watching
yeah some of ya may giggle or think i am a pansy ,,buty how it happened was i Had TV on while cooking and Dr Phill came on and hear what the show was about ,, ,,The woulds Only and first Triplets that are Both Deaf and Blind ,,well listening to the Mothers introiduction of how came about from a previous marriage and Medical Experts feel was a result of medications taken during her pregancy and her Now Husbasbans story i had at times misty eyes ir a tear run down my checks what that couple are enduring and have got to endure for there rest of lives they need so much praise and help ,,, if any one reading this knows about this family I ask ya to look into get the DVD that has been made to help raise funds for on going help to this Much deserved family Both George the (Step) father and Liz need commendation for sticking through the hard ships they have faced already and what they wilk lin no doubt face in the years to come Below is the link i searched to

Levels
Thanks to everyone who helped me tonight, I am tryin to get to all of you to return the love, but there were alot of you, so its takin me a little time... plus I'm running out of rates real fast, so some peeps may have to wait til tomorrow...doesn't mean I wont get to you, cause I will. Come On guys Rubia needs just 2700 more to reach fu-king (Queen) fan, rate, add, show some luv... http://fubar.com/user.php?u=402601&friend=402601

Contests!!
HEY GUYS...... Go ahead and catch DREAMCATCHER up because Im ahead and I got some others helping me out so bomb her like crazy!! OK FOR THOSE WHO IVE HELPED LEVEL OR BOMB HERE IS THE TIME I NEED SOME HELP HERE IS THA LINK TO MY PIC BLOW IT UP!!! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=704046&i=1776649615

Haha
lets get on with it

Who Is This Person?
Ok, I don't mind a female stalking me, whether that is the case or not but everytime I go to my chatbox, I find this woman, her first name is April and her home page is merrybuffalobutt@meez.com, so if your reading this, let me know what your FUBAR ID is and if you want to talk to me, let me know because then I can go to my chatbox and we can chat there, please? I never thought for five minutes that I'd have a stalker and I don't mind it as long as I don't get death threats or some crap like that because if that is the case as to what is going on, I PROMISE YOU, I WILL BLOCK YOU! Because simply if I get threatened at all, that's what'll happen, I won't tolerate that crap no way and no how. I also would appreciate knowing your FUBAR ID even if I do know your first name here, April, so leave me a comment on my profile or e-mail me, I don't care or use the shoutbox, ok? Thanks

Thanx
just wanted to say thanks to mike, dirt, and brittney for a wonderful fucking time at ozzfest! hope we get together again next year. lots of love

Maii Family
Mã Husband:..:: Nay ::.. My Prince: .:: ThOmAs ::. My Princess:..:: RoNgO ::.. Mã Gawjuss twin:..:: RoNgO ::.. Mã Bég Sés:..::HaTa::.. Mã Lél Sés:..::RuBy,DaL,DeZ::.. Mã LélLél Sés: ..::RoNgO::.. Mã Bég Bro:..::KiNg KiNgI::.. Mã Lél Bro:..::bJ::.. Mã Båst Boã Mátå:..::KiNg KiNgI::.. Mã Båst Gurlie:..:: cHaNtElLe ::.. Mã Angål:..::pApA::.. My Hobo:..:: HaTa ::. Mã Idol: Mã Drénkéng Buddi:..:: DaL ::.. Mã Fuck Buddé: ... Mã Bét On Thå Sédå: ... Mã Såcråt Admérår:... Mã Dértã Dáncår:... My Baby Boi: ..::ThOmAs::.. My baby girl:..::RoNgO::.. My Shexshii Boi:..:: ToNy ::.. My shexshii Gurly:..:: AnZ ::.. My RudeGyal 1: ..:: DeZ::.. My RudeBoii 1:..:: DyLaN::.. My BodyGuard:..:: ThA bLaCkZz ::.. My Partners In Crime:..:: DaL ::.. My Ravin Partner: My Gangsta 1:..:: RuBy ::.. My Gangser 2:..::SaPh::.. My Respecta Buddie: ... My Slut Face: ..:: DeZ::.. My Naughty Boii:..::Nay::.. My Diirty Dancer Boii:... My On

My Feeling's About People I Know
Happy New Year everyone !!! Well here it is Jan 2, 2008...new year mean's new beginning's and new start's of good to come. New beginning's well this year my daughter will start school, this year i will be getting my divorce no matter how i do it will be done and this year will be starting off with a new body so to speak, i have lost weight, some of it due to illness and some due to working out and eating better and different, for all this i am happy and with all that being new i have a new outlook (ok, i have been doing that and being happier for about 7 or 8 month's but since it's a new year it's a new attitude) Now with new start's well once i get my divorce i will have a new type of freedom, freedom of being able to move on with my life both physically and emotionally. I can get re-married and not only will my name be changed to the one i commit my life to but also moving on with the love of my "new" family. I also have made a new start with someone who i will admit love more the

And Another Thing That Makes My Blood Boil
SFGATEDebra SaundersHE STATE Senate already has voted 25 to 14 to create a special exemption in state law that would reduce the mandatory 30-day impoundment of cars driven by unlicensed drivers, so that offenders who have never had a valid license can get their cars back after 24 hours. Right now, when officers impound the cars of unlicensed drivers, the mandatory term is 30 days. A new law would keep the 30 days for drivers whose bad driving led to the forfeiture or suspension of their license — may the courts add whatever punishment they so choose — but create a loophole to give unlicensed illegal immigrants their cars back overnight. Expect the California Assembly to approve SB626 as early as today. Break federal immigration law, then break California law by driving without a license, and Sacramento wants you to get your car back the next day so that you can continue driving without a license — and probably without insurance, because you need a license to qualify for it.

Another Bad Day
Well... So in other blog entries I have discussed a few misfortunes that have been happening with me. To continue with them, I recently had my birthday on the 3rd of November, woohoo, right? WRONG! I get a call from my doctor wanting to discuss the results of the biopsy that was taken. Normally, if you do not call back to ask what was found, they dont call you. This was different because they called til they reached me. Great I am thinking. Sure enough, the lady tells me that I am not in the woods right now, but I have to come back in for check ups often since the cells they have found are precancerous. More news still to come.... She continues saying that its almost a promise that I will get it, they just dont know how soon and want to see how fast this is growing. How nice I think. So do I tell my family or just let it go and pretend nothing is wrong at all, after all.. there are people in worse shape than I am in and I do not have cancer yet. So just another bad day with many after

Spiritual Growth
I FEEL CHERISHED TO BE A DAUGHTER OF GOD. THE SAVIOR IS MY PERSONAL LIGHT AND FRIEND. HEARTFELT PRAYER, SCRIPTURE STUDY AND THE COMPANIONSHIP OF THE HOLY GHOST CONSTANTLY ENHANCE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HEAVENLY FATHER AND JESUS CHRIST. I DESIRE TO BE ANXIOUSLY ENGAGED IN A GOOD CAUSE BY INVITING OTHERS TO COME UNTO CHRIST. I AM DETERMINED TO HAVE CHARITY AND SERVE FAITHFULLY WITH THE TALENTS I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH. MY ETERNAL GOAL IS TO BE MARRIED FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY IN HIS SACRED TEMPLE.. I ENVISION MYSYLF JOYOUSLY EMBRACING HEAVENLY PARENTS IN THE GLORY OF HIS CELESTIAL KINGDOM COMMENTS WELCOME dont quit: when things go wrong, as they sometimes will. when thhe road you're trudging seems all up hill,when funds are low and debts aree high, when care i pressing you down a bit rest if you must but dont quit. life is strange with it twists and turns, as everyone of us sometimes learn, and many failure turns about when he might have won had he struckout; dont give up thoug

Depressing...
yesterday i was at the hospital from 1130 til 930 last nite. i lost my baby. it hurts me so bad and i cant even work. i just found out a a couple of days ago and then yesterday it was gone. i thought i would actually be able to hold this one. but im not. so they r having me go to another doctor monday to find out why i cant hold a child. more pain damn it. i didnt even get to tell the daddy. but ill be fine sooner or later.

Just A Rate That All U Need To Do
SHOW HER SOME LOVE ALL SHE ASK FOR IS A RATE THATS ALL I APPRECIATED ALOT :) Get this widget | Share | Track details

Alix Olsen
i told her she was cute. She said "you’re cute. For a girl. look, i like you a lot, but i like to give head." i lay down on my bed, i said "try me." She said "no, it’s dick i’m after, darlin," and She headed for the door. i said "if it’s dick you’re after, darlin, try my top dresser drawer." "but I’ve got small hands," i said, "they never go limp when i fuck i got girl parts myself, so i know where’s good to suck". She paused. i moved closer. She said "i’m not sure I buy it." But her nipples perked, her pelvis jerked, She said "i guess i’ll try it." She stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned. and that night i learned that skin is where this revolution gonna begin, touching one woman at a time, showing there’s no crime in feeling this good God would be a dyke if She could find someone to hold her, instead of holding her up as the dark image in the church of my bedroom she stopped, dropped, rolled, paused, turned, spread, said "oh god." "Yeah

Down Rater Alert!!!!! Lol
I would love for u all to stop by this young beautiful lady and give her a warm 1 welcome.... yes i said a 1 lol she dont rate no higher then 1's.... so lets plz welcome her.... although i slipped and gave her an 11.... crazii_shortii@ fubar

My Junk
I loved a man Who did not love me I love a man Who loves me But does not want me I love a man as a friend Who loves me romanticaly I love a man as a father Who loves me as a daughter I am flowing with love With no one to give it to

My Crushes :)
If you gotta crush on me, you should just TELL me, so we can, you know, get the ball rollin'! Just playin. I just hate mystery!

Venting
Wtf is with people who beg for crushes?? I mean really, how cute is that. "Hey Billy, will you have a crush on me?" Agh...how dumb. Asking someone to like you...I'm done, short simple and to the point. Goodnight 8-P WTF is with this site, it's an "adult site" yet we have all this shit going on around us, personally, I don't care who uses what to get where, it's a free site FFS, WHO CARES! I come across the most ridiculous bulletin yet, and I'm not saying names, so I'll leave it at that, but it's someone sticking their nose into someone else's drama, worrying about things they need not worry about, then having the nerve to do some kinda fu-call out to someone else, trying to call out every bad move someone has made, I mean really....I've said it before and it'll probably come up again, go the hell up! Do you think you're really making an impact on that persons life? Because you're not. Another thing, before moving on, and this probably sickens me the most, is the people that go alon

Fuckin Bitch.
Heres this bitch that was hitting on my well now ex- Fiance. and she would hit on him just to piss me off so i'm gonna bitch about it. she would post shit like he does'nt need my drama.. etc. she was talking shit on his page knowing that i would look. and i find it kinda funny that she does'nt have enough guts to post it on my page. instead the bitch blocks me.. Just makes me laugh and i felt like telling you all about it. so.. whatcha think? make a new pro and get even or.. what? because this has me angered and then today i found the insides of my wallet in my mailbox because someone stole my wallet. atleast i got my cards and stuff back but i did'nt get my 24 dollar wallet or my fucking 124 dollars back!. Omg what a day i'm having then when i got to work i got bitched at for having messed up a order. then while i was at home my parents took away my phone during the day i get it at night. yes i'm 21 and my parents still take my cell away. ugh. then my daughter was flippin out. and i'v

My First Grandchild
imikimi - Customize Your World SHE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 22, 2007 @ 8:24AM imikimi - Customize Your World

Waiting
i'll stand in your line when you've got some time for you n me maybe i'll stay or go liars fire burns me my weakness again is only desire truth and respect not bought not sold precious as gold left me all alone no scenic ride recognize our potential hear me clear dont be afraid of a love to the grave believe what you will i wait in line with endless sorrow legend or liar remains to be seen tore open my heart devoured it clean flashback gazing in your eyes i feel what's you shiny bright and so warm i get lost there freezeframe words that you've spoken i've always believed just lately i wish you'd say what ya mean i'm here for you so close if you want me. if you dont say goodbye snapback alone i shiver back to black left this place before but betrayal deceit and misprinted lies bring me back and keep me cold i'm torn and crying for you are you the killer or are you the savior?

Friends
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you a

Please Do This For Booboo One Of The Sweetests Lassies On Fubar!!!!!!!
BOOBOO IS THE BEST SHE HELPS EVERYONE!!! SHE'S ALREADY YOUR FRIEND AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ADDED HER YET!!! PLEASE STOP BY AND RATE HER PROFILE SHE DESERVES TO BE IN THE TOP 20 SO MORE PPL LIKE YOU CAN GET TO KNOW HER ♥BooBoo...Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar MANY THANX HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT

Meetings
Several months ago, I had the pleasure and honor of becomeing friends with two wonderful ladies here on Fubar ( Lost Cherry back then). Pam and Trudy. Since then our friendships have grown and as a couple we have became friends with them and their spouses. Pam lives pretty far away from us but Trudy and Chris live only about 6 hours. This weekend they are driving down to spend the weekend here. I am so excited, I cant wait to meet them in person, we are already so close it will just be awesome. I will post a blog afterwards to tell you guys all about all the fun we had. If you get a chance stop by their page and say hi. They are a wonderful couple and just all around nice folks ღ Chris & Trudy ღ@ fubar

Ah What To Do?
OK so i have a date tonite well rele it isnt a date its the first time i met the guy and he wants to get a room...so confused on if i should or not...i guess we will see what happens when it comes to it tonite... ok so have you ever been the person to always be the friend.Well i have been the friend forever and im sick of it always doing cupids dirty work by fixing everyone up but that gives me no time to look...i have never been in a real relationship...and i dont know what its like...should'nt cupid have a someone at the end of the story...

Big New's
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. We now have a lounge and every needs to attend all meeting's if possible! Body: IF YOU REALLY BELEIVE IN JESUS CHRIST U WILL REPOST THIS ?????????¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶????? ???????1¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶???? ??????¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶

Star Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Juggalos And Lettes
i think about you all the time day and night when im walking when im sleeping every minute of tha day you make me happy somehow just thinking about you calms me down a whole lot i want ot hold you in my arms just one last time if i could tears me up i can't realy talk to you all that much i wish i was spending this v day with you.You take the pain away . Sometimes i wish me and you can just go away and never look back spend the rest of our lives together i love you with all my haert even know we can't really talk to each other or hang out i love you so much oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo muah 4 ever i talk to you everyday i talk to you on the phone when im down you bring me up when im sad you make me happy I talk to you every morning and that makes my day go better I think of you all the time THere are times wheni just want to be in your arms or hold you in my arms or just kiss you Sometimes i wander if there is will every be more than friends with us What matters is

Random Thoughts
When we last discussed ACORN they were engaging in criminal breaking and entering of foreclosed homes. Before that, ACORN ran the largest voter fraud in American History, they were convicted of, or being investigated for voter fraud in 14 states (marked in red above-Map from Rottenacorn). Now the Democrat's favorite voter fraud group, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has a new opportunity to destroy the constitutional right of "one man-one vote." They have been contracted by the Census department to hire local census workers. That's right, the same group that registered Mickey Mouse to vote in Florida, will now be counting him in the Census. This is President Obama's transparency and honesty at work: ACORN to Play Role in 2010 Census The U.S. Census is supposed to be free of politics, but one group with a history of voter fraud, ACORN, is participating in next year's count, raising concerns about the politicization of the decennial surve

Meltd0wns Words
you get lured in with promises of points and entry for a possible greater prize. But they are bogus. for the past 4 days Ive been "preapproved" to do a survey, and after spending an average of between 5 to 10 minutes on each survey, it finishes and then Im told "you dont qualify for what we are looking for". So basically they want all their surveys to say exactly what they want, and dont want varied opinions. I feel if I spent all that time answering all those questions. I should get credit for doing the survey. IF they do have qualifications for surveys, they should ask them first thing, not wait till you've already taken the survey and waste all your time. This is the first "Negative" experience I've had since joining this site, and unfortunately its the site itself lying to me which makes it worse. I just hope to warn others before they are duped by this underhanded tactic, and save them the negative experience.

Poems I Like
I try to phone, But I can't speak. I know that I'm strong, but I feel weak. I try not to fall, But no matter what I do. I can't help myself, From falling in love with you. Everyday I've tried to block your memory, To protect me from the pain. Pretend I never knew you, And never heard your name. But these walls I've built aren't strong enough. And though I fight my tears in vain. My feelings still come creeping through, And hurt me just the same. A saddened soul, A lonely walk and suddenly it appears. Gently falling, A friendly liquid. Is it rain, or is it tears. Thoughts of you, Caress my heart. My soul begins to shout. To live your dreams and know your love, Is what life's all about. To feel you touch or taste your lips, To hold you once again. Will surely bring me sunshine, Instead of all this rain.

About Me
I have something that I wrote about addiction,Read and fell it... you will know what I mean: Dear Addiction, How are you old friend,enemy,Lover,hater- all the above.It's been awhile since I've been graced,or should I say disgraced with your cunning,baffling,powerful presence.You had me fooled through so many tears.I wish I could relieve all those years,but since I won't even try. Now I know life is worth living and don't wish to die anymore. You lose,I'm in control and have a real good hold.You know there are a few things I have to say now that I'm stronger,bolder and badder.I'm not going under cause Bang, He came to me like thunder,MY HIGHER that is and this time I walk away forever-Thats all I have to say. Don't bother waiting for me because after I shut the door there's no turning back,like I've done before.I'm His child now,hard to the core.My only prayer is for all those Hearts your still going to break.But me and my FRIENDS the ones you have no more- we will be waiting to cat

My Poems
I have finally found, The love of my life. It feels so good, To be loved this much. To be depended on, For support and understanding. It's the greatest gift, that anyone can receive. The gift of everlasting happiness. I just wish that everyone, Could find the love I've found. The love I'm talking of, Is that of a child. My daughter is special, In every way that counts. She's my life, My world, And my very existence. When she smiles at me, My eyes light up with joy

101
BDSM 101 the very basics made simple. By The Goddess Lakshimi D/S, S/M and B/D are the terms most often used in society today. They are distinctly different in that D/S stands for Dominance and Submission, S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism while B/D stands for Bondage and Discipline. These are three distinctly different life styles. But remember at all time and in each of the separate lifestyles all actions must be SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL. The terms are not interchangeable, yet one lifestyle may lead into the other or may overlap another depending upon the limits agreed upon by both consenting parties. As the relationship continues to grow and expand the limits may be changed by both parties and therefore lead from one lifestyle to the next. S/M may be and usually is incorporated in both or either of the other two lifestyles in one form or another or may be considered a separate lifestyle on it's own. These lifestyles might better be referred to as a form of al

Moving
Right remember i bored you all with my break up now i am gonna bore you some more... My ex and i have continued to share the flat since the break up...basically cos my dungeon is here so it's not just home but work too. But now i have to move out as he is and i can't afford the rent on my own. So i am moving to my kids house well my house they use and abuse. Un fortunately when i move i will not have the internet for a while .... thank the gods i hear you cry she won't be able to bore us any more .....well not for a few days we do have internet cafes in merry old England ....lol. Any way just wanted to say ihave met a great load of friends on here and i am gonna miss the whole damn lot of you. Any way i shall be about till monday rthen who knows when ...take care now xxx

People On Fubar...
Im gettin ready to go to bed, but i needed to vent a little...I hate how some people add you to there list just to have alot of people on there....Then you go and ask them something and there too good to respond to you...Im cleaning up my list...gettin rid of everyone I dont talk too...cause unlike some people...this isnt too show everyone how popular I am....ok im going to bed...peace Hello everyone in Fubar Land....I just wanted to say a quick sorry to all my friends on here....Everyone has been so nice to me over the past few years and ive just kinda been here...in the background....Not all of you know what has been going on with me...but to say the least I had a really tough few years...This saturday something happened that changed my life forever...and im actually thinking clearly because of it..I care about alot of you on here and im going to start showing it alot more......Hugs and kisses to all

8 Locations For A Quickie
8 Locations For A Quickie Sometimes, you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home. So next time, when you're out with your lady and you feel the need, feed the need, the need for speed.... Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do. But why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are seven places where you might want to consider grinding into your girl the next time your blood runs heavy below the waist. 1- Elevator An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the eleva tor (given

Only In America!!! (funnies)
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package s of eight. 8. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 9. Onl

Tomorrow Is Friday Yay!
You can find out more by going to: myspace- beautifulsunshine06 I'd appreciate it if you would visit my new site & look up some stuff by typing in keywords/clicking on links. The site link is on my profile page. Add it to your favorites! Thanks! I'm really glad that I get out early tomorrow from work and I have monday off too, it will be nice to relax for the next 4 days! Too bad I don't got any beer or liquor to celebrate! D'oh! Guess I might go hit up the state store this weekend. They had a bottle of rumrunner that looked really yummy! My older 2 kids had their first day of school today, they were so excited, they actually got up on their own this morning around 6:45 am without even fighting with me! That's about it for now, I'm still writing my book for those of you who don't know about my goal to become an author. Hope yinz all have a great holiday weekend! Rhonda loves ya!

Bad News
I just got news that a guy i work with was dead at home. He was a really good friend of mine. i remember the first time i met him i was new at my job. Everyone there would break his balls and make fun of him because he was slow(not retarded slow or anything. he just didn't work as fast as everyone else). I felt bad for him because he would eat lunch by himself because nobody would talk to him. So i went over and sat with him and ate my lunch with him. He seemed to like that very much and when i did that it seemed like everyone that would make fun of him kind of cooled down. Which was cool because he seemed to enjoy coming to work after that. A couple of months ago (acually i think it was around christmas time) his wife had passed away. He took a voluntary lay off from work to deal with evrything that was going on in his life. He came back to work at the beginning of this month and had decided to retire at the end of the month. Which would be this week. Now i have to make plans to go to

Cottaging
I had never heard this term until I was reading an article about Sen. Larry Craig's arrest. Here's the definition from Wiki: Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male/male sex in a public lavatory (a cottage), or to the practice of cruising for sexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having sex elsewhere. Have you ever heard that term? More Taboo-ly, guys, have any of you done it? While we're on the subject, what do you think about Larry Craig? While I'm all for getting rid of hypocrites in public office, the details of the arrest report really bother me. You can see the original document at Smoking Gun. Basically, according to the undercover cop, Craig stood outside the stall where the cop was on the toilet for more than 2 min., peeking through the door. Then, Craig went into the next stall and dropped his pants and sat down. He tapped his foot, which (I didn't know this either) is a signal that you're looking for a sexual encoun

My Thoughts-all: Present, Past And Future!
This Blog is thanks to the most wonderful man i know. He has opened my eyes to so many things and one of those things is putting in writting things we remember about life, lessons we have learned, and things we notice about everyday life. Thank you!! This will be an ongoing blog about those things. I hope you enjoy them and find some kind of humor, or knowledge in all that i will write. _________________________________________________ August 30, 2007 The key to happiness is not having everyones else's American dream it is making your own. If anyone tells you that they know who they are then they have lied to you...you will never know who you are as long as you continue to grow and learn from life experiences. Some things that i am coming to realize about myself....1. I am not grateful enough for the ones who care about me.2.I am not super woman(who would have thought that one?)3.It's ok to ask for help when you need it and not feel guilty about asking.4. I am scared to

What Can You See Inside
Can you see within the walls of fear? What meaning does it all have here? Could you capture just the special things that keep you coming back? What is it that makes up a soul? What beauty does your eyes behold? Is the outer shell all you see? Can you look past the plain to see the beauty in me? I am not all that outwardly as you so surely can tell, but if you care to take a dive down into my well.... You will find that I am like a house in need of restoration or a picture that has faded some just needing saturation. Unfortunately I wasn't born the cover of a magazine but my life has enfolded and made me into a special gem inside you see. Take a chance, a brief moment in time, if you haven't already I'm sure you will find.... A friend as true as you are to me, I'll be there with you for eternity.

Your Eyes
I see your eyes they pierce me in the very core of my soul. You are there completely bared as no other man's soul I see. You have entered a place of mine where not many have been. You have allowed me to see ~ feel ~ think about what I want ~ need ~ long for. I will more than likely never see the day I could look upon your face. I am but just a simple face in a sea of beauty. You have taken me deep within myself to touch things within I ignore. I have a yearning desire to ignite my passionate fires which are smoldering but need something to continue their glow. If I close my eyes and think just a bit, I see you with your long, flowing hair. To feel it brush against my skin, wow what thoughts it takes me to. As not to think I am any different than more than a thousand eyes have looked upon, you are special...unique...a unicorn amongst men. A butterfly opening its wings to allow the beauty of your soul to be seen. I stand at the gate waiting to see if I can get in just to get a glimpse o

Shudder
It is a moment when our two souls meet ~ It is a thought of something sensational and sweet ~ Could be something you dare not think of ~ Deep down within the very depths of all that you desire ~ you shudder. ********* The thought of your touch upon my skin ~ Wondering will I ever be complete again ~ Closing my eyes to listen to the sound of your voice ~ Hoping beyond all hope I gain that experience ~ I shudder. ********** Just stop for a moment and think of something that is good ~ Did you feel it? Something that causes your skin to tingle ~ Did you now? The hair stands up on your arms to the thought of that special one. Prickly sensations run up the middle of your back to a touch. Urges of wants, passions of desire send waves through your body. Did you shudder? You will if you try.

In Defense Of...
Many times we women sit and wonder if there are any "good guys" left.. ok.. so the guys wonder that about the women too..but I see it more so on the women's point.. I think what happens and this is my own opinion is that.. we get mistreated so much (often times by our own fault) and we set ourselves up for that... If we think guys are going to be assholes.. they are going to be.. If we think guys are going to run around.. they probably will.. We find what we seek .. we seek those "no good, cheatin dogs" because its what we expect.. Unfortunately.. If you clump them all into a group you will never find that ONE that is honest, caring.. hardworking.. dedicated and loyal.. all you will see is the one that will run out on you, treat you like crap and disrespect every aspect of your relationship.. Men and women disrespect each other because that is what is expected.. men expect women to be bitches.. so we are.. women expect men to be untrustworthy and cheat.. so they

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Bingo's Contest
runner up will get a one day blast. winner gets one month vip. hope to see alot of ladies trying for the vip bingo