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My First Ever Blog
As forward as I move, I guess it is time to make it into 2007. Welcome to my first blog. I have no idea how this thing works. I guess kinda like an online diary...My thoughts...Well, is there a limit to blogs size? I have to admit, I do like this place. It is definately more exciting, and promotes networking and talking more than myhell. One day I think I will definately be adding a second. I think for now, I will see how this works. Hopefully it posts right. It can't be that hard can it? I mean, 12 year olds do it...LOL!

Raaaaawwwwwrrrrr!
There was a bag of chips stuck in the vending machine. I decided to get another one and get the one that was stuck for free. That one got stuck too! I decided to try one more time (IT wasn't my money ^.^) That one got stuck too! Now I payed for two and there are three bags stuck. I decide to try one more time. The last one I bought knocked the first one and two of the ones I bought down. I payed for three, I got three and one is still stuck.

Fear
Have you had a friend, especially a friend with benefits? How do you tell them things? Personal things, or even things that you're afraid to bring up? Do you get anxiety attacks? Do your nerves freeze up in fear? Does you stomach tighten and hurt? Mine does. How do you go from FWB, to something else, something more, something deeper, especially when you're afraid to speak your mind. Not that you are afraid of your friend, not by any means, but afraid of the consequence if what you say is taken wrong, or they can't or won't, feel the same way. I get attached to people, perhaps I open my heart too easily, but there it is. You're afraid to change the status quo because a) you don't know how to tell them that you'd be willing to be more (if that is how your friendship grows) or b) because they will take it wrong and walk away (just like everyone else has) I'm tired of the 'fly by night guys', I want someone more steady, someone that wants to be with me, and not just for the sex, but bec

I'm Funny
> > > > > I THINK THE AUCTIONS ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS TO HAVE PPL BID ON YOU, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT.....SO HERE IS THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH AND ADD ADOPTED BY * ADOPTERS NAME *FOR ADOPTING THEM..OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO *WINK* > > NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY...SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED TO MY LIST OF FU-ORPHANS... > Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF > > > >

~cyber Sex .....this Is Funny~
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cyber sex." Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following tran of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe he does... Sajad: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Sajad: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from C&A. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of madras sauce on it from dinner...and it smells funny. Sweethart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Sajad: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm

Maxines
IF YOUR BODY WAS A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! JUST KIDDING - YOU GET BETTER WITH TIME...

Love
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more 'just one minute.' Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say 'I love you.' So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... old cars... and children with bad report cards, dogs with bad hips, aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep ---like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close! Suppose one mornin

Sex Ain't Like It Use 2 B
We all had them just think aboutit. remember when the head was the hook up and the lion was a beast? What the hell happens that changes the head into nevermind or u want what? And then the lion turns into the one on the yellow brick road and it needs a brain (fuck the heart). Damn i just grit my teeth 4 thoses of u who is a suspect in this situation. see the problem is u fall victim 2 that feeling everyone confuses with love. Yeah, Love, I simply tell a female I love them they damn near ready 2 go. Hell if they let me finish i would b saying love 2 do it to you. but then they turn around and show me, by giving me some love Aka Legs Open Very Easy. I think it is nothing worst then having one who is the bomb and then u remember the slowly growing dud at home. I guess if u wait around 4 the one u want and stay with the one u wit until then. I guess u will just continue 2 dewindle away in marriage. because everyone know if u stick around long enough u'll get stuck and test the w

Sarge's Bad Girls Of Fubar
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To The People In The United States
My Thought's not the Thought's of anyone affiliated with me. I feel that The United States people are starting to be so closed minded. They are not standing up for there rights. Is it because they are scared of the Government ? Are they scared of President Bush? Bush has pushed his luck to far! He has brought The United States to the brink of global war. He has lied about Iraq and hasn't gone after Bin Laden. At no time in his state of the union he didn't talk about the people of New Orleans and Katrina. He wants to open a part of the border so people want walk over anytime. His reason behind this is if we open a part of the border so anyone can come over easier they will not sneak over. If you didn't know Bush had a cocaine problem. There is a man who went to college with Bush who said " He has direct knowledge of young Bush selling cocaine in his college years". The Yale man adamantly refused to go on the record, on the grounds that he had no desire to authenticate a story that c

Love
I am becoming me again i changed alot in the last 2 years trying to be what i was needed to be and what i thought my husband wanted me to be I do love him i shall not lie But when is love not enough to but up with the hell that he has put me thru and said and done to me Love damn near destroyed me cause i made promises that are killing me cause i am having to break them i never brake promises but my husband has left me no choice he says he doesnt need a bitch in his life well id like to know what i did so wrong that makes him say that I cooked his meals i tried to give him a child i never cheated i did what he wanted 95% of the time I always bought him things and not myself when i would do things i did them to make him happy i stood by him thru his deployment and his return cause of his ptsd i dealt with alot and it was all for nothing He never thanked me for being there for him it was always take take take then it meant nothing to him once his drinking buddys came into our lifes It di

Im Sick Of Psychos
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I MEET SOMEONE THAT I FEEL THEY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND THY ALL TURN OUT TO BE COMPLET PSYCHOS I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT I DONT KONW THAT I HAVE EVER MET SOMEONE THATS NOT A PSYCHO!!!!!!!! THEY ALWAYS SEEM SO GREAT IN THE BEGINNING AND THEN AFTER THEY HAVEU SUCKED INTO THERE WRATH ITS ALL OVER IM SO SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dj Kulvir @ Aftershock Bar & Grill
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?! HAS THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ ZOMBIE~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WAN

Holy Shit!!
So I went to the grocery store today. This is usually an easy task to perform, assuming you are a normal person. You get there, get the groceries you need, pay for it, then leave. I, however, am not normal. I got there at a decent time, about 5pm, maybe closer to 6, I'm not exactly sure. I was probably doing about 45mph when I drove into the front door of the building (don't worry, no one was hurt). Immediatly I dove out of the windshield and shards of glass riddled the skin of all the curious bastards surrounding my car. You know what they say, "curiousity shoots pieces of glass at cats". Anyways, I ran straight across the store, and I did it pretty fast. I wasn't looking at my watch, so I'm not sure how fast I was going, but parts of my clothes had started on fire. I could have easily doused the flames with an ice spell or something, but I didn't want to waste my mana, so I just took all my clothes off. I was just where I wanted to be, though, in the aisle with all the kitchen ute

Personality
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

Aftershock Bulletins
ZOOM ON IN TO?!?!?! WE HAVE THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME CROWE 008 (TRIPLE-A TEAM LEAD) FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WANTING... THE DRAMA FREE ZONE... WHERE YOU

Help Me While Helping Yourself
Stephanie is feeling so lucky she's hosting back to back Happy Hours on Thursday 12/13 At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time (that’s 10 and 11 EST). During those TWO HOURS ONLY She's offering the usual deal AND ~~ A Special Free Blast Twist ~~ • Click This Pic and.... • Put on 100 comments. • Stephanie will give YOU 10,000 Fu-Bucks. That’s right -- $100 Fu-bucks PER comment! ~~~ Here’s the Free Blast Special Twist ~~~ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as “Lucky Contestants”. Give one of THEM 100 comments and Stephanie will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the “Lucky Contestants” 300 comments and Stephanie will give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! RULES/RESTRICTIONS: - Must not leave NSFW comments. Be friendly. Drama free. Etc… - You MUST email Stephanie (do not shout her!) and let her know how many comments you left and on which contestant. - Offer is ONLY good during the above referenced time. - OFFER ONLY PERTAINS TO CONTESTANTS ON

Decoding Women's Personal Ads
Ø 40-ish..................................49. Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic................................No breasts. Ø Average looking.....................Moooo. Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Ø Feminist...............................Fat. Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut. Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate. Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch. Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. Buddy of mine sent this to me, thought it was worth posting =)

Welcome My Bro Sammydagonz
HEY MY BOY SAMMYDAGONZ JUST SIGNED UP ON FUBAR... SHOW HIM SO FU LOVE... GET AT HIM, RATE HIM, CRUSH HIM, FAN HIM, ADD HIM, SHOW HIM WHY WE ARE SO TIGHT ON FUBAR... KEEP THE LOVE ROLLING... START WITH MY BOY SAMMY... LADIES THIS IS SAMMY TO THE RIGHT OF ME YOUR LEFT LOOKING AT THE PICTURE. SAM THINKS THIS IS ANOTHER MYSPACE AND I TOLD HIM MYSPACE AIN'T GOT SH*T ON FUBAR. PLEASE HELP ME GREET ONE OF FUBARS NEWEST FUBIES SAM AND DISPELL THE MYTH THAT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER SOCIAL SITE... DON'T DROOL TOO MUCH... I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ALL SEE PICTURES AND START TO GET WET... HAAA... WELL SOAK HIS ASS... LOL... MAKE SURE YOU SHOW SAMMY SOME LOVE!!! SAMMY YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ][D ][ ][V][ ][D' ][))

Other Ways To Find Me
http://www.hoverspot.com/krazyjbird www.bebo.com/JasonW255 http://krazyjbird.hi5.com http://fubar.com/krazymakavelij facebook.com krazyjbird@yahoo.com krazyjason23@yahoo.com http://www.myspace.com/krazymakavelij cell # 216-799-3300 holla at your boy stop bye ~n~ say hi playa

Where Are The Nice Guys?
I see this question posted with some regularity on the internet, so I thought I'd take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven't figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you. At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic feelings fo

Why Do We Have 2 Know Everyones Vote On Mums @nd Pic& Profie Comments~~~~~this Is An Invasion Of Privacy
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! I havent heard or read an blogs about this,but a bulletin or 2,But Why did they decide to air on Bartab when each person votes on ANYTHING????To me its a TOTAL Invasion of everyones privacy.Must We all know when each person does all the crap?To me its a WASTE of time and tells mme MORE than I need 2 know.I hope baby j(the jerk of the century)Takes it back to how it used to be.If i get enough of comments or feedback,I PROMISE TO FORWARD it to baby j.Do u want everything shown? Some of it dont matter too me,but I have to read all the useless crap & I do NOT like it at all!!! Back in 1974(Dec 23),my Dad died after being released from the hospital.[a blood clot in his eye broke loose & and hit his heart.I was 15. Several of the people I went to grade school with,died in accidents thru the years around that time of year also. Loosin my dad was bad enough on Dec23,but the most horrific deaths on that day(Dec 23)happened in 2003! Nikki & her 7week b

Christmas Surprise
Yesterday when I got home from work there was a package sitting on the table it had came fedex.. I asked whats this? They said we don't know its for you..... as I started opening it I knew WHO it was from.. she's a sweet heart and always makes me smile. She had asked me for my address .. I told her not to.. but you can't tell her NO! LOL Sooooooooo sweet isn't she :D

Poemz
life, it will let ya down, you get back up, and your thrown to ground. sometimes i wonder will i find the girl for me, or will i just be plundered. the thought never escapes, all the times i've tried, no body relates, i always get fried. all them girls promise everything they say one thing, and give you fuckin nothing. you give you give, and ya try and try, but all them girls, just like ta fry. they fry your heart and ya soul, never let down, or yall be schooled. i'm tired im so tired of lookin i want my girl i want her now will i find her? i hope so now. i hope she holds me i hope she's cool someday ill find her, and ill make yall drool. please lord let me find her soon, i need my love, i need my life, i need my one, to tell me, itll be alright. lord send me mine send me my love, make us work, and fit like a glove. ill keep lookin, cuz thats what i do, then one day girl, itll be just me and you.

Hey Yense....
Any of yense got myspace? Come visit me there also. It's set to private but i'll let you in, if youre nice! lol http://www.myspace.com/nikkidwillis Got yahoo messenger? my id is recycled_absence Have a good day!!!! ~Nikki Happy New Years!!! Hope yense all well! *SMILES*

Christmas Soldier
Christmas Soldier - (read like "Twas the night before Christmas) The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face wea

Fubar Stuff
In a few days I will post a blog explaing how to get these.. Please add me so it will notify you when I post it. When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The fir

Free Food & Drinks 2nite!
If your in the Chicago area 2nite is Customer appreciation day at my fav bar. It's on the norhtside of chicago in the Depaul area 950 w webster is the address. Its open bar and buffet from 7-9 some come on down to this chill college bar plenty of tv's & people to watch. Not to mention DJ Ricky Baldwin will be spinn'n ur fav tunes old to new x-mas to whatever.

What's Its Go To Be
WTF is your problem? I don't understand why the hell ppl got to act so damn stupid sometimes. Like the world revolves around them. Screw you cause it ain't. Stupid azz ppl sayin stupid azz things just to make them feel good about them self. Yeah i got an attitude and cant nobody make me change it. I'm just tired of all the fake azz ppl, the ppl that wanna tell me how to run my life, the ppl that think they know me but really don't know me. Just leave me alone. I don't wanna be bother with any of ya'll bullshyt. I'm growin up to be a beautiful, smart, independent but bad azz with an attitude kind of a woman. I'm just lettin ya'll know leave me alone with the BS cause only god can judge me not you If I had no more time No more time left to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was it everything that you were looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer were you with me I'd be wishing you were here To be everything that I'd be looking for I don't wanna forget the

Nice Guys
TAURUS - The Enduring One (4/20-5/20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The Perfectionist (8/23-9/22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One (10/23-11/21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or posse

The Tao Of Steve: Chapter 4, Deborah
The Tao of Steve: Chapter 4: Deborah Deborah wanders around her place, thinking about doing her yearly clean up. She notices a box in the closet. She calls it "the toy box". It has always been is behind everything in the closet. She opens it. In there she has the dildo, vibrators and sexy lingerie. They haven’t seen the light of day for quite a while. Deborah tries on her favorite teddy and wonders when was the last time she had it on. It’s pink, lacey, and she loves the way it feels against her skin, her nipples. She likes the way the seam rides up between her legs, just like her jeans. She first learned about this seam while she was at work chatting online with a certain friend. He always seemed to have a way of getting her hot and bothered. It didn’t help that she wasn’t getting all she needed at home from her husband. She thought of Steve, her online lover and all they had in common, how much she craved what only he seemed to give her. She felt the usual wetness begin to form be

Gaming
Let me relieve you of some blood! lol Just a simple click, nothing more. Help me rid the world of Werewolves by making my Vampire strong :-P CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET Also if you are into browser based games CHECK THESE OUT! They're great games :-P

1 Month Vip Or 7 Day Blast
Hi All These friends need your help they have entered a giveway for a 1 Month VIP or 7 Day Blast. They each need 10,000 comments to get the gift. No time limit, all I ask is that you Fan, Add & Rate me as do the friends who leave you comments. BOMBING YOURSELF ALSO HELPS http://fubar.com/user/1088271 http://www.fubar.com/user/546092 http://fubar.com/user/1411163 'Pen!sFlyTrap [Shadow Levelers]' Karen aka '~{Owner of The Helping Hands Club ~ Karen878806 R/F/A/Bling Me ~ Shadow Levelers ~}'' Jessica aka 'cherokee_babe1988 R/F/A me~~ ClubMystic' Zachary Jackson II aka 'BigDaddyZach2004(Wolves of Wiccan Society)' http://fubar.com/user/924684

Doing Great
well i'm doin good....the baby is doin good i'm now 33 weeks and holdin..lol....so its gettin closer and closer to the due date...and i cant wait i want to see what and who he is gonna look like...i would rather him look like me then his father but i cant help that thou...lol...and as far as my other son thomas he is doin good...school is goin better for him he's a little smarty...but gotta love'em....well just wanted to update alot of ya ....hugs and kisses well wow this is my 1st blog on here..lol well i'm a single mom of a 6 yr old boy and a baby boy on the way in the next 2 months....dont drink the georgia water..lol thats what i tell my friends...ended up gettin preggo by the ex that i was with out there...and boy oh boy didnt think it would turn out this way but i would never ever change a thing bout it...well being preggo that is.. i love kids...and i love my son he is gonna be a big brother...he loves to put his hand on my tummy and feel the baby kick....heck he dont want me t

My Heart And Soul
so we talk and we laugh we dream and we cry we live and we learn we yearn and we die ive come to terms that not everything in live is fair every time i hear her voice something deep inside me awakens i feel a lump in my throught a loss of words a shortness of breath ive finally found true love and ive always wondered what true love was and now i know no one else matters to me in the world but her she is my other half my completion i know one day i will lose her as much as i pray it never comes i know it is inevitable its just how life is we are hundreds of miles apart and yet i feel soo close to her i asked her to marry me she said yes i asked if she loved me she said yes i asked her to move here with me once again she said yes so why is it that she has broken my heart and left me to be by my self i know ive done some wrong things in life and ive hurt a few ppl but nothign i have ever done deserves this much torture this much heartache im always alone and

About Me
I am 25 and married to a wonderful man. I have 2 children, boys ages 4 and 20 months. I am attending college for my LPN and I also work part time, so I'm busy buys. I just thought I'd see if I like this fubar. I have a myspace and am perfectly satisfied with it but I thought what the heck. So thats a lil about me.

Tis The Season
Subject: Never Judge Someone.... Never Judge Someone.... "Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me at the long line at the grocery store. "You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line," said another woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. "It's one of them welfare card things. Darn people need to get a job like everyone else!" said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. "It was me," he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never lo

Thank You
Just Wanted To Say Thanks To The Few People(You Know Who You Are)... That Always Help Me With Rates And Or Comments When I Need Leveling And Or Contest/Giveaway Help... To Everyone Else ..Keep Asking For Help From Me ..I'm Always Glad To Help :)

Barbies Christmas Wishlist..lmao
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 1996 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out

Miss That Dirty Water
So i posted a blog earlier and it got lost in fubarland lol...yayyy...well this year is finally coming to an end..I have had a love/hate thing for it throughout...Lost 5 ppl and 2 cats in 3 months..then my job..then there was no jobs..i looked under rocks and in newspapers for one ..but everyone said october..then January..so i finally get a job and they say well its seasonal and u will have a month b4 its over..YAY..then life blew up in my face..yay!! don't get me wrong I am thankful for breathing and for the friends and fam i have..and so happy they are safe and healthy..but seriously I want to kick someones ass lol Im done kicking my own..LOL...ahhhhhhhhh I feel better now!!! COME BY CHECK OUT THE BEST DAMN FAMILY ON FUBAR, ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA, ALL FUN ALL THE TIME.. SO COME BY CHECK OUT DAZED AND CONFUSED .. CLICK ANY PICTURE TO DO SO. WE ARE ALSO HIRING DJS CHECK WITH THE OWNER OR CO OWNERS OR JUST COME BY THE LOUNGE AND ASK!!

Relationships
Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and used a crutch But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine I have 2 legs, the world is mine. I stopped to buy some candy The lad who sold it had such charm I talked with him a while, he seemed so very glad If I were late, it'd do no harm. And as I left, he said to me, "I thank you, you've been so kind. It's nice to talk with folks like you. You see," he said, "I'm blind." Oh, God, forgive me when I whine. I have 2 eyes, the world is mine. Later while walking down the street, I saw a child with eyes of blue He stood and watched the others play He did not know what to do. I stopped a moment and then I said, "Why don't you join the others, dear?" He looked ahead without a word. And then I knew, he couldn't hear. Oh, God, f

Vallin/song For All Seasons
46y/o double Skorp (Taurus Moon) professional musician/orchestra director with Ass-Burger's (waitin' for the MANIA!) in Hot-Ass-Lanta. Athletic build. Love reading, internet, astrology. More piratessfas> Song For All Seasons group/songforallseasons>: 35-piece Atlanta-based orchestra/chorus that specializes in the Neo-Gothic Eclecticism of ELP, Renaissance, Led Zeppelin, Yes, The Beatles as well as Classical/Opera and Orchestral Jazz/Show. Seeking new works, arrangers, all orchestra players (union/AFM preferred), sponsors, support (business and tech), and management.

Life16
Wednesday and the week is half over. It is a good thing but also that means Christmas is that much closer too. Am I ready? NO But it is going to come and go whether or not I am ready. It is a fact! Last night Peter and I went to our son Anthony's choir concert. Yes, my son that gets into trouble almost daily is in the school choir. He dropped one of his elective classes and signed up for choir instead. I know he thought it was going to be an easy class. It is. So this concert last night was part of their final and if they didn't attend, they would fail the class. So he thought it best to go sing last night. He didn't want us going to watch. We went anyway and he acted like he was mad that we were there but I know deep down he loved that we showed up to it. He is a tough guy on the outside but has a huge heart inside! We didn't get home until 10pm last night and there was no time to decorate the tree. Tonight, anthony has a big History project he needs to finish b

It's All About The W's
Its All About The W's More W's Then Just The One For Win! How about the one for WOW! With Sunday's heart stopping victory, The Cowboys brought home the NFC East Title for the first time since 1998. It most definitely wasn't a pretty win and there may have been a little help from Lady Luck, But A Win is a Win. I'll take it anyway they can get it. Then theres the one for WADE! Head Coach Wade Phillips has taken full blame for the flat performance that was shown by the Cowboys Defense. He claims he didn't fully prepare them for the run and had to try and readjust the defense to what the Lions were giving them. He also stated that Cowboys corner-backs Terrence Newman and Anthony Henry may have been rusty from the switch back to thier original positions in the back Field. With what he is saying only leads me to the next W. which is WAKE UP DEFENSE! There where a number of plays that lead me to believe that the Dallas defense was shell shocked by the way the Lions o

Savior?
For the longest time I have always wondered about you? I always wondered where you are and if you existed? Could you look at me for more then what I know I am and tell me how your going to change my thoughts and feelings forever? Could you love me with all your heart, like I so wanna give to you unconditionally and selflessly? Could you look into my hazel eyes, tell me that I am there for you baby, and make me believe when in times I have not? Could I tell you how you thawed out my cold heart with just your stare and not have you look at me as if I am obsessed or clingy? Could I make you understand that since I met you, I adore you and you can trust that even if I were to go out, I would come home alone waiting for your call rather then with a random chick to fill my temporary ill's...and could I expect the same from you? Would you tell me with your eyes that I am handsome and how you think I am even if the rest of the world didn't agree? Could

Dallas Cowboys News!
Cowboys News: A Roster Move The Cowboys signed rookie cornerback Alan Ball to the 53-man roster yesterday and waived nose tackle Remi Ayodele. Ayodele has been inactive since Tank Johnson was signed, which also happens to the last time the Cowboys made a roster move. This year the Cowboys have only made 10 roster changes, compared with last years 53 at this point of the season. With Terence Newman's season long leg injury, Ball will hopefully provide a decent backup if needed. Ball had a decent preseason but a minor knee injury kept him from the team and left him on the practice squad. Signing the seventh round pick rookie also gives the Cowboys the rights to him. If practice squad players are not signed, they become free agents after the season.

Life
HELLO ALL, HERE ARE A FEW OF MY BLOGS FROM MY SPACE. YES I CAN BE A BITCH WHEN I FEEL THE NEED TO BE. JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THESE ARE VERY OLD. I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE OVERHEARD A CONVERSATION BETWEEN 2 CERTAIN PEOPLE FROM HERE, AND I HOPE LIKE HELL THEY READ THIS. SOME MEN CAN BE SO COLD AND HEARTLESS. THESE BLOGS ONLY HAVE TO DO WITH THOSE 2 MEN AND NONE OF THE REST OF YOU ON MY PAGE OR WHOM I TALK TO ALL OF THE TIME. I REALLY CARE ABOUT ALL OF MY FRIENDS, AND DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANY OF YOU. THESE 2 MEN KNOW EXACTLY WHO THEY ARE. ONE IS MY HUBBY AD THE OTHER IS A DJ FRIEND OF HIS. THE REST OF YOU PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SHOT AT ANY OF YOU AT ALL. NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU HAS DONE ANYTHING TO ME EXCEPT BE MY FRIENDS. BUT MY HUBBY AND HIS FRIEND WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT WOMEN, SO I DECIDED TO PUT A FEW OF MY OLD ASS BLOGS UP ON HERE FOR THEM TO READ. I CAN MAN BASH WITH THE BEST OF THEM, BUT I DON'T DO IT NOW, BECAUSE I LUV ALL OF MY FRIENDS, AND I DO HONESTLY CARE ABOUT THEM.

Whatever
FUNERAL OF HEARTS BY H.I.M. Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon painting you With its glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who' s deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question: why? Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom

Jealousy
Look...don't bother wasting my time. I am friends with many of you because I want to be. I repost your stupid bulletins in hopes that when I have one maybe you'll repost mine when I ask. I rate your pictures and your stash to help you level and ask for NOTHING in return. I help you with your contests because you are my friend. NOT because I want you to do anything for me. I don't care if you are a bomber family or not. I don't care if you are part of a group or not. Block me if you want, fucking rate my shit a 1 if you need to do it to make yourself feel better. For some of you that do this crap...you're just jealous, for the others, you're just ass holes. I joined Club FAR because I was told that it was a cool family with cool people in it. I ask someone from their precious "family" page to repost a bulletin and they say "Why would I repost this, we are not a bomber family." HELLO!!!! I WAS IN CLUB FAR BEFORE THIS FAKE ASS PAGE WAS MADE! FAMILY DOES SHIT FOR EACH

Family
Okay I get asked everyday so many times if someone can be in the family so My husband Jim and I talked and we will be starting a new family list. Here is how it is going to work: Everyone will be expected to make me, OR us a personalized salute (it is up to you how you do this can be naughty or nice although nice is better so I can show them off lol) Also you must have your own salute on your profile page if you want to see the family albums from now on. Also Once you are added we will want you to comment some if you want to stay in the family because we enjoy reading your thoughts as you view the pics, We do not get upset by dirty talk it turns us on so say what you feel. We will also make a salute for you if you'd like just send us the request and if it is not too nasty we will do our best to comply. The only ones we will keep on there for now is his and my two best friends, those I have gotten salutes from already and couples that we share pics with, all others are expecte

Teddy Bears
Ok everyone we have gone back to Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston, TX. on Easter Sunday and worked with the burn patients as well as held an easter egg hunt with them. Fell free to goto my web site and check out the photos and the site. While you there please sign the guest book. www.carlcaresbears.com You will need to copy and paste the site. Thanks, Bam Bam Hello everyone we finally finished our website for the organization myself, my sister, and brother started under our fathers name. Please feel free to go and check it out I will be updating it often. While on there check out the photos and sign the guest book. Anyone that would like to make a donation please fill out the information in the Contact Us section and we will get back to you soo. The site address is www.carlcaresbears.com Please copy and paste it Thank you, Sean Well in my last blog I told everyone I would let them know how evrything went at the Shriners Burn Unit. We had a great time sp

I Am So Confused...
heh, i'm hungover today but been invited to someones house party tonight so i'm gonna have to get better....fast. anyway the reasons of my legend night was because in my drunken state i tend to get a lot of admirers.....ahem. god knows how much i drank last night, but i'm paying for it to be honest. got fingered in a pub last night! by a mates exes cousin! lol! small world and all that bollocks! but seriously, i think whatever i drank is in my system coz i still feel twatted. oh god i was supposed to take my meds last night but i didn't coz i couldn't be arsed. currently listening to metalica with abby who also feels like shit. and all that jazz! (gets up and starts dancing) nah not really! lol! can't be fucked! i stink of beer i think, i should fucking hope so! lol! oh yeah, and for anyone reading this, feel free to look at my photos and shizz! some of them i look kinda sexual! lol! ok, i'm gonna fuck off now, i like sex! goodbye! everything is all good today, feeling me

Lost
During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned. Now I am beginning to try to understand all this, rest and review the events which began as innocently as possible. Last Sunday I and a few other girls began our trip to New York. We were going to shop and enjoy the Christmas spirit. We made ourselves comfortable on first class, drank white wine and looked forward to go shopping, eat good food and enjoy life. When we landed at JFK airport the traditional clearance process began. We were screened and went on to passport control. As I waited for them to finish examining my passport I heard an official say that there was something which needed to be looked at more closely and I was directed to the work station

Loud Music
Why do people have to have loud music in their car? I mean if you cant hear the other cars going by and you get into an accident i think your insurance should go up 10 fold if u are the one causing the accident and ur music was so loud that you did not pay attention

Sorry Ive Been Gone!
Hey all sorry i havent been around too much, ive been busy trying to get my life in order with very low results but i'll keep on trying. If you want to get ahold of me my cell carrier just got Mobile AIM so you can talk to me on there, my AIM name is Kiddragon81. Sorry i havent been around life has just been so busy and stressful. If you dont have aim then call me 772-985-3926

Stupid
I remember my mother saying 2 me last year, "its time u enjoyed life 2". So here i am asking myself, am i enjoying my life? Hell no. I'm running in2 the same thingz az every other year - surrounding my self with ppl who dont mean what they say, ppl trying 2 uze the fuck out of me and ppl who cant respect my time. I CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE SHOW in a FUBAR LOUNGE cuz i get fucking interrupted for 6 hourz that i had set aside 2 finish the material up 4 the show. And yes, im getting 2 be one GROUCHY cold FUCK. If u were 2 ask me why, i'd tell u...."i'm a product of everything u have done 2 me." And dont tell me not 2 be a such hater,...becuz U created the hater i am. Will i ever change? Only when U do. IF U REALLY ARE: 1. a HipHop Barbie Slut 2. an avid fan of anal sex 3. a redneck by day and Vampire on the internet 4. not the person in your default pic 5. hoping i'm as unconditional as Jack Sprat 6. so man crazy that you spend entire dinner dates on your cell phone

Friends ??
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to lie about

Thermometers
The rules are: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog about 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No Tag backs. 1) People think I'm snobby or bitchy, but I'm really almost painfully shy at times. 2) I'm a cat person (and YES I just adopted a dog!!! LOL) 3) I'm addicted to tattoos and piercings. (tongue, nipples, and clit hood; one tat so far on my left chest) 4) I hate it when people don't use correct punctuation, spelling, and grammar. 5) I have a really horrible red-neck accent that I would LOVE to get rid of! 6) I accept people as they are...I do not judge. 7) I'm a pillow/bed/cover hog. 8) Idiotic people annoy me. 9) People that want to shove their opinions/beliefs down my throat piss me off. 10) I love being a nurse!! I'm tagging: 1) ramon601 2) *"T"* 3) xXXChrisXXx 4) bull59 5) **MRmostunderated** Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to

It Is Official
I had to block my first fubarian today. It would really be nice to come across a man who isn't coming at me d*ck first. Maybe just maybe if there were more genuine men, there would be less woman that felt the only thing they had to offer a man was tits and ass. Make them work for it, they aren't gonna take you home for more than anything than a bootilicous good time. Now don't get me wrong, I am far from being a prude, but I don't dig simple minded men, the ones that can't think passed the 1st level in Maslow's heirarchy. I love men, just not the crass kind. Soooooooooo if you are reading this and were thinking about shouting at me to talk sexy to you on the computer, move forward. Thank you.

My Folder
As I walk through the woods at night, A shadow awaits to lead me to the light, As I sit and prosper what this might be, I start to wander is this really for me. As I walk further wandering what it is, A voice speaks out to me and says put your hand in mine, Before I do I stop to think, Am I dead or will I awake. As I take his hand I start to see, How my life was really meant to be, A lesson is learned as you might see, There really is a GOD for you and me. With all the words That went unspoken, Time has passed Hearts are broken Tried to speak Words went astray, I left in a hurry With nothing to say I felt so bad Feeling blue, I know you was sad I thought we were through I was in shambles I left it a mess, Without a doubt I gotta confess Time has passed My heart is broken, Because of the words That went unspoken No matter what I do It just isn't right, I tell her I love her We end up in a fight I let it all out My feelings I let show, I

My Rant
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to li

Ppl And There Bullshit
ok so im soo tired of the bullshit im tired of the fact that the love of my life is so upset y cant ppl accept the fact that we r happy y must they talk shit to her about me saying im cheating and whatnot sorry u fucking cocksucking assholes and jealous bitches im not a cheater so please butt the fuck out of our lives just because your unhappy gives u no right whatsoever to make ours the same way honestly u ppl dont even fucking know me never met me and besides looking at my profile thats the closest uve ever been to me and yet u cant seem to keep your fucking mouth shut like my name says im going to marry her one day wether u bastards like it or not so have a fucking soul and leave things alone grow the fuck up get a life and leave ours out ya god dam thoughts and god dam mouths the "enchanted" rebekka lynn is my g/f my fiance and one day i will make her my wife stop fucking torturing her stop upseting her leave her and my name out of ur god dam

Hottest Sex Positions
The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because both have forgotten the golden key to great sex – a

Ignorance
In response to a mumm that i have read today, and most of the comments on it I would just like to share something with you all...(well at least the apx.20 of you that actually read my blogs).... (oh and I'm not pointing that finger at any of you, I just have been really bothered by this since I read that mumm this morning) **comment that I left on the mumm** I have read most of the comments on this MUMM and I am a little .... perplexed ...!! I am a big girl. I am working on it. for me because I want to. BBW - now I don't necessarily like the term, BUT...it fits what I think of myself, I am big, I am beautiful (even if people don't agree), and I am a woman. HOWEVER, I do not like to be called a BBW, because of all the negative things that I hear, namely like some of the comments that I have read here. If you don't like a woman, because of her size, whether you are male or female, then you are a shallow ass person, because we are reall people to, and our personalities and what

Dudes!, Don't Let This Happen To You!!
OK, heres the funny for the Week!!!.Enjoy! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

The Gift I Wish I Couild Give My Man Kage
I HAVE THOUGHT WITH ALL MY HEART , IF I COULD GIVE MY MAN KAGE , ONE THING THAT WOULD BE THE GIFT . WOULD BE MOM HELEN TO BE WELL , THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT GIFT OF ALL , ONLY ALL I CAN GIVE HIM IS ALL MY LOVE , ALL MY SUPPORT , ALL OF MY BEING WITH IN ME. ALL MY GIVING IN MY LOVE FOR HIM , TAKE THE HURT , THE ACHE AWAY . KAGE , I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU , I WILL BE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE , THROUGH THE ROCKY ROADS AHEAD , THE TURNS THE TWISTS AND WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER BABY . I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART YOUR OLE LADY CHERIE FOREVER . (WROTE 12/12/07 ) CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Poetry By Me
The Dream Her arms reach out to touch him, yet he is not close enough.She says to be gentle and he is intamitally rough. She hears him whispering and moaning into her ear,saying all the things she has longed to hear. He carresses her moist body, as they begin to sweat.She jerks with excitement, the closer he gets. She feels his lips on her body and she begins to sway. She moans with rythm as he begins to play. She feels her body tense as her dream comes to an end, but he doesn't go away for she dreams of him again. Julie

What *i Need* In A Man
i know i feel like a wishy washy person but thats because i'm bipolar and my mood changes my personality sometimes slightly but other than that i don't expect my man to be like that i NEED a ROCK...i need someone who is going to be the same and constant in my life and i would want that person to be a Christian because that way i have someone to lead by example when i start to sway

In Loving Memory
Don't grieve for me for now I'm free, I'm following the path God has laid you see. I took his hand when I heard his call. I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way I found the peace at the close of day. If my parting has left a void Then fill it with remembered joys- A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss Oh yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with the times of sorrow I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full I savored much, Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief Don't lengthen it now with undue grief Lift up your hearts, and share with me. God wanted me now, he set me free. In Loving Memory of my uncle, Vernon Ingram of Irvine, Kentucky. My uncle was like a dad to me, aft

Christmas Tree
Hi I am starting a new on line gaming website. It is about ready to go live in about 29 day. This is going to be big and if you want to get in on it check out my site at www.uVme.biz/415050 copy and past it in and see what you think thanks Chuck The time is here January 21 the new game site goes live and if you like to play on line games and want to make money will check it out at http://www.uvme.biz/415050CF copy and paste and it will blow your mind. I will come back and give you the game site when it goes live. I you want too be a part of this then check out the link now.

Dear Amber
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day

Kinsblog
Does the internetz exist when I'm not on it? If anyone's remotely interested, I'm not about next week, due to reasons of not being about next week. So, erm, I thought I'd mention it. Not here. No funnies. Etc etc. There's a rumour going about that it's my birthday next week - it kinda is, but I'm celebrating it August this year, cos it's my 33rd, so I'm celebrating being 33 1/3rd in August instead, because it pleases me. So, erm, that's that. And if this looks sorta ghey and that to say these things - screw it, at least I blogged it, instead of MuMMing about it, eh? My name is kins, and I am the best of giving out advice to people on the fubar. Your desire to level up and get more pointz is a common one, and there are a number of things you can do to increase your chances of levelling up. Below are ten easy steps to levelling up. Use them wisely! 1. Make friends! It sounds simple, and it is! Pick a person at random, from off of those moving people at the top, and on

Ravishingrhia
I hope all had a wonderful holiday! Thanks for the incredible comments about my pics! All of you are too kind! xoxoxo Rhia I am a writer and poet...I play the drums, write music and lyrics, and also play the keyboard and guitar. I was TX born and raised, but have lived in Seattle WA, San Pedro CA, and Lancaster CA, before returning back to TX to help my Mom out. Thanks all for the wonderful comments! More to come, Rhia

This Is An Outrage!!!
As the wife to a Viet Nam Vet, I found this to be an OUTRAGE! Please keep this reposted! A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison the "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was ordered to describe for a visiting American "Peace Activi

Life
Gateway has passed. he was a fighter. but he also knew it was time to move on!! i love you, Gateway! you will always be in my heart!! i lost a grandfather 2 yrs ago on NYE with cancer n now i have a grandmother who is not going to make it another month!! neither one of them smoked and yea they use to drink a lil, but nothing horrible. i on the other hand, smoke n drink. i am not sayin my day wont come, but why do they have to be taken by summin tht never should have affected them? i kno there isnt a "real answer" to tht, i am just venting. i feel i should trade places with my grandmother, let her live some more. i kno others will say, but she has lived a good life, THTS MY POINT!! WHY TAKE IT AWAY NOW? any way i am going to stop b4 i write a novel. i know alot of people think its stupid for people to love their pets like kids. well, i have a cat that i have had for 6 yrs, his name is Gateway. a few months ago, i had to have his leg removed because of cancer. he seemed to be doing fine

Actual Thought's I Had.. =)
So I'm sitting here with the sound of the pressure canner jiggling along..mmmm venison..yum. I got to thinking about meat. Why is it chickens, turkeys and oddly enough lambs are called by the animal name and others aren't? ie. Could ya please pass the turkey? Are baby cows (veal? no that doesn't sound anything like baby cow right?) cooler than baby sheep? Is it a slight against Chickens/turkeys? Are the not as handsome as cows,pigs and various other tasty critters? At my house I call all meat by the animal names, especially if there's guests. If it's possible to make a person a Vegetarian, I could do it. (More Meat for the Meat Eaters! [thanks Denis]) Would you like another slice of cow? How was your pig parts? good right? mmmm smoked pig parts.. Another chunk O Bambi? Oh and they love it when I offer them the infamous "Tree Rat". You can make the ole Tree rat wings.. try that sometime..it's really good, I will even allow you to use my wing sauce recipe th

Sparrow3840
out on the deaert were the sands are hot the lizards dont walk they gallop or trot and you would too for it aint so sweet to have the old sand a burning your feet oh a lizards feet is tender things and it wouldnt of hurt god to giveem all wings

Randomness
OK, it just seems to me that kids today get by with way too much. They are too spoiled and pampered. You can't discipline them because of CPS, everything is abuse. I got the shit beat out of me when I was a kid, and I respect my parents more for it. To this day I still call anyone older than me sir or ma'am. I have respect for everyone unless you give me a reason not to. And what about the toys, back then who cared what it had in it, as long as it kept you busy and out of mom and dads hair for a while. We had lawn darts, and several other toys that could have seriously injured us. Lead in the paint, we didn't care, and look how we turned out. And back then mom would throw us out of the house to go play so she could have some peace, would say don't come back until supper or dark, whichever comes first. We need to reform the system and make it so that we don't have a bunch of undisciplined bastards running around because their parents couldnt spank them. There used to be nothing better t

Fubar!
i havent been here at fubar for long, but... i have seen alot people bitch about assholes here. i havent ran into any yet, but i kno i will. there are assholes EVERYWHERE!!! i havent left the yahoo, myspace,fubar or the internet in general becuz of assholes. hell, i just ignore them, just like i would in "real life". there are settings n such tht can be done to get rid of them. no one has to leave cuz of it. are u going to move from every neighborhood when u run into one??

Would You?
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] Let me see you naked? [_] Send me pictures? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? Do You... [_] think im cute? [_] think im pretty? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cuddle with me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want

A Soldiers Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dar k of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzl

How Men Think
How Men think........... A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said,.................... 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked'.

Computers And Cry Babies
ok , i just want to state that this is just my thought about it ) people are on here cryin and bitchin about oh my pics or oh my points or oh my this or that guess what its the internet dua if u dont want people seein ur ass dont post the dang pics if u want points then u should do something about it besides beg like earn them this is life people were its on here or not it is hard rough and sad u have to grow up sometime sure i have thangs i could bitch about but insted i try to find ways of fixin them i ant pickin on anyone person here i am just stating a fact its the (internet) u can find almost everything u want or need so come on if ur puttin thangs on here u want to be privet then u r really crazy nothing on the net is privet lets be honest at least .... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or dow

G/f Application For Fun
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me

Writings/lyrics
Come into these arms again and lay your body down The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum It beats for you, it bleeds for you it knows not how it sounds For it is the drum of drums it is the song of songs Once I had the rarest rose that ever deemed to bloom Cruel winter chilled the bud and stole my flower too soon Oh loneliness, Oh hopelessness to search the ends of time For there is in all the world no greater love than mine. .. still falls the rain.. .. still falls the night.. .. damned forever.. Let me be the only one to keep you from the cold Now the floor of heaven is laid the stars are bright as gold They shine for you, they shine for you they burn for all to see Come into these arms again and set this spirit free. There's a problem with reality, that's the fallacy of therapy: it assumes that you will have a series of revelations, or even just one little one, and that these various truths will come to you and will change you

Pet Peeve
Why is that people will tell you that they will call you back or help you out and then just not do it? I HATE this. I try very hard not to make promises I can't keep...I feel like that's my job as a good friend to do what I say I will. Whether it be just a phone call or whatever. I don't think thats asking too much of my friends. OH WELL life will go on I just had to vent a little.

Don't Judge Me!!!! Please Read
O.K. I know I've been judge the wrong way many times, and it's been going through my head ever since I was little, so I'm gonna let it all out. So, for those who think I'm boring, naive, or anything other negative things, ya'll need to listen up. I may be the nicest person in the world, but you don't need to take advantage of me or bully me around. I'm can't satisfy everybody. It's been running through my head all day and it makes me wanna snap. This past Saturday was the last straw. Just because I'm a nice person, don't get the impression that I can be your punching bag or think you can run all over me. I'm tired of people wanna change me (my size, want me to start drinking, do things that I don't normally do, etc.) It gave me the impression that you're saying that the way I am didn't get me anywhere, like I'm the little guy. When it's everybody else, it's fine, but when it comes to me, it's like "I can't do it" or "I don't know what I'm doing". I feel like I'm not worth a

Music In My Life
some of you may know that i recently moved to phoenix on labor day weekend. i planned on moving here a few years back, and it finally came to fruition. i like some of the lyrics in this song. the title is a must. but i like how he left with a pack of clothes without a family tree. i moved here with no one here to call family. nor friends. i know it will be hard getting my roots settled in. to where i can comfortably call it home. but i knew that i had to move. there was no future for me living for my family. i had to venture out on my own. i still love my family very much, and if i get to missing them too much they are only short 5-10hour road trip away. i just dont get to go over to see em everyday. so recently i learned how to embed music videos into my blogs. i think i will start doing that more and relating those parts lyrics i enjoy to aspects in my life. i will try to figure out how to embed just the music itself so while reading the blogs you will be able to listen to the music

Christamas Time
it's that time of year when people run for the sales getting everything on everybodys list. the great thing is watching their faces on christmas day when the presents get opened and then you stuff your face with food. my favorite holiday to spend with family and friends.

The Million Dollar Fu Bucks Contest
I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .

Moment Of Silence Please!!
I would like to ask everyone to observe a moment of silence Thursday Dec. 13th at 10:00am for the funeral of brother fire fighter who lost his battle with a long term illness. Scott was a friend/mentor when I started in the fire service in 1995. He was very passionate about the fire service and always dedicated to his station and brothers/sisters in the service. He was a agreat asset to any scene and he always got the job done. I will miss talking with him and sharing stories of the old days. RIP my friend I'll see you on the engine again! _________________________________________________ CLARKSBURG — Scott A. Robinson, 40, of Edison Street, Nutter Fort, passed away on Sunday, December 9, 2007, in the United Hospital Center following an extended illness. Mr. Robinson was a Fireman with the Nutter Fort Fire Department. He was born in Clarksburg, November 5, 1967, a son of the late John Robert Robinson, and “Mickey” Newhouse Robinson, who survived in Fairmont. In addition

Funny Stuff
and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coca-Cola was originall

Words For The Day.
When avoiding be bite by snakes (back-stabbing people), I is better to live with a snake in the grass that you know how it acts and where it goes.... Instead of killing it and having to deal with a new snake you know nothing about..... Sometime the old snake keep the others snakes away! Balance in all things Words have their own meaning. Don't add meaning to them.... You only screw-up the conversation!!!

In Memory Of My Aunt Mavorning 'morning" Schoberg~jewell
When I am gone, release me, let me go... I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears... Be happy that we had so many years. I gave to you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it is time I traveled on alone. So grieve for me if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted with trust. It is only for awhile that we must part So bless the memories within your heart. I won't be far away. For life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see me or touch me I'll hear... And if you listen with your heart you'll hear... All of my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you must come this way alone I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home"

Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell Iii
Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell III Find Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell III here Baby Annabell is baby doll and it can giggle,cry,and drink water from her water bottle, just like a real baby. While drinking , she makes real sucking sounds with an amazingly realistic mouth movement. Baby Annabell closes her eyes, yawns, breathes and snores when asleep. Baby Annabell will be a perfect choice for three yr old kids. * 18 sound- and motion-sensitive doll * Looks, feels, sounds and responds like a real baby * Sucks on bottle, falls asleep, wakes to noises, burps when patted * Includes outfit, magic bottle, rattle and pacifier * Parents' Choice Recommended, Good Housekeeping Seal baby annabell, baby annabell iii, zapf creation, baby doll, baby doll toy, baby toy, christmas toys, toys

Random?
Everytime I talk to my mom either over the phone or in person, I always start to get all teary eyed, not because I'm sad or anything but because I'm all happy. She makes me laugh and miss everything from the past, good and bad. She's the greatest person in the world rather she annoys the shit out of me or making me fall over in pain laughing. But last night before going to sleep I decided to give her a ring because I know she doesn't sleep till like 3 am anyway, and she was having her own personal party with the dog so I decided to go over and dance around with her. We were listening to some folklore music from Nicaragua and we couldn't stop laughing and then I cooked some for her and we talked about my vacations in Nicaragua and her living in Nicaragua with her friends, and it makes me miss it so bad =/. I wanna go back to Nicaragua. I wanna jump in the lakes, hang out at the beach, because I actually like the beach there and just think about all the good times. The only thin

Fear Of Terrorist Or Anthrax
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. Christmas cards to the armed forces must be addressed to a specific person. Since the September 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces -- a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last

Sitting Here
LMAO it is strnage really how things pan out If the past few days are anything to go by the next period of my life on FUBAR will be very interesting You try and do the right thing and it is turned round back on you Well let's see what the fallout is shall we Well a friend recomended fubar and i joined with the usual oh its a social networking site like all the others BUT it is really good normal people without any hangups or moaners Made alot of friends on here all over the palce which is good it's amazing how quickly your points and money go up although am sure the ladies go up alot quicker than the guys - hehehe Looks like i may be here a while Nath

Scared
It really hurts to find that someone you thought was your best friend, ends up being someone you don't even know. Especially when you are in a place where you don't really know that many people. You trust them with your inner most feelings, then they betray you. I have many firends here but one was a friend in RL as well. That person hurt me more than I thought I could ever be hurt again. I have been through alot of hurt un the last few years, but this has almost destroyed my faith in the word FRIEND. Maybe I am just nieve in thinking that there is really love and trust and faith out there. As much as I wish I could just turn off my feelings and not let things hurt me, I can't. Why can't everyone be honest and upfront? It really isn't that hard to do............ I am not sure how many of you are afraid of needles or of being put to sleep, but I have a great fear of both. In the morning, I am having some major dental surgery done and I am scared. Just asking my friends to please

Help Please
all i am asking is all my friends post 15 comments today to help this lady out my good friend onesasseybiotch is trying to show her what friends are for so please help her http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=3816697070

Doing Better....
Hey everyone I am gone camping will be back sometime next week if you need to reach me call or text me on my cell 317-835-5425... Jacki I have been sick for almost a week with bronchitis and ear infection, doing a little better still smoke free it has been a week now and yes i am going crazy but i have my mind set to not go back after i feel better, it is funny when you are sick you are willing to give up everything just to get feeling better, but any way I will try to be on tonight or tomorrow..... I will not be on today I am having a Birthday party for my little guy, leave me a message and I will get back to you... Jacki

A Different Christmas Poam
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight

Leaving Fubar
To all my friends! I have been off fubar for awhile now, and I wanted everyone to know why. I was involved in a relationship for 5 years, and it ended for 7 months. Well, 2 months ago, we started talking again. We decided we could not live without one another, and wanted to try again. We are now engaged and our love is stronger than ever. I can't keep my fubar account, because this site would hurt him deeply, and the last thing I want to do is hurt him. I hope everyone understands. I have in him what we all dream of..true love!! I wish everyone the best, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!! I will close this account out in a couple of days! Hugs! Lori

Tears
new video on my page, its a badass song! A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weak

One Year!!
Today makes my one year on Fubar!! I have made a lot of friends in that year and memories I will never forget! I look forward to meeting more people and making many more memories here on Fubar! -Hugs and Kisses- ♥ Kiffy ♥ Nykon`s Fubar Wife ♥@ fubar

Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Directions: 1. Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup... just in case. 5. Turn off the mixer thingy. 6. Break two 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10. Check

A Poem That I Wrote For My Late Wife A Few Years Ago
This is a Poem that I wrote for my Late Wife Judy Called The Search Category: Writing and Poetry The Search The sky the earth the scorching sun I walk alone until I'm done I search for love my whole life through I pray I'll find my love in you My tortured soul shall find no rest till I have loved the very best I fear the end is not in sight I'm still alone this very night The love I found was not for me my tortured soul still is not free The love she gave it did not last for my new love is now my past I"ll search for love my whole life through I pray I'll find my love anew my tortured soul shall find no rest till I have loved the very best I thought I had searched every where every here and every there and when I thought my search was through alas I found my love in you

Ppl
thank u thank uthank u thank u cause i didnt think i thanked u enough n yay i gots some killer pic cause of u thank u again yay kapow KMK SYDNEY GIG WAS FUKING INSANE CRAZY WICKED YALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. WILL POST PICS N VIDS WHEN IM ABLE TO FIND MY PHONE OH YEAH BIG B GIVES GOOD HUGS PEACE

For All Those Calling Patriots Cheaters
There's a new wrinkle in the Spygate controversy between the Patriots and the Jets. According to a published report, a Jets employee was asked to stop videotaping the Patriots sideline during the first quarter of a game in Foxborough last season. Jets officials claim everything was above board. "All filming at last year's Patriots game was done with pre-approval from the Patriots and in accordance with NFL rules," Bruce Speight, the Jets' senior director of media relations, told Newsday. The Jets employee at the stadium was removed but the camera was not confiscated, according to the report. The employee's filming took place on the mezzanine level of the stadium. The newspaper also said there was some confusion as to which Patriots home game the videotaping occurred. New York played at New England twice, including a playoff game. In Week 1 of this season, New England was santioned by the NFL for videotaping the Jets' sideline. The NFL took away the Patriots' first-ro

Wicked Stuff
Juggalo Homies (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?

Sleepless Night
unable to sleep I find myself writting.. Time To Get Out? full force ahead my mind makes me, my dreams drag me Never forgetting about yesterday always holding onto tomorrow only pausing for today to take it all in. At times my skepticism halts me in my tracks. I question my movements. I listen to your encouragements. Was that disapproval I heard though? Or is that my heart beating so hard? Quietly I stay not talking to anyone like I am invisible taking it all in. feeling conquered as I cower in my corner. Convincing myself I like it here. Close my eyes. Trying not to think. Just believe me I am not strong. Why do you not understand? I can not explain I don't have the words. I can live in my fantasy it's the easy way out. Leave me be and live here with me. Don't remind me don't open my eyes stop asking why! Frustration will only set in. No I do not want to know this isn't the way. I need to let myself see I am only here and doing the right thing. What do

Those We've Lost
Tell the dead G'S that you care Throw your THREE'S in the air Represent for the homies who'll be gone next year When you come from the streets Theres no knowing where you'll go Side by Side with that homie Pac Where all on Death Row Spread your wings to the side and say I'll see you at the Crossroads When you Live by the gun and Die by the gun Tell them motha fuckas it's HEAVEN that you Won We dont pick the life of living as a Goon Its Aiight to lose a homie youll see them again soon. CopyWrtitten... BY: SWEET MISERY 2007

Wat Should I Do
IM SICK OF GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WITH ME BUT THEY DONT TALK TO ME SO I WILL SAY THIS IF U WONT TALK DONT THINK I WILL BE YOURS CUZ I GOT TO HAVE YO ATTENTION TO BE YOURS BUT IF U DONT GIVE IT TO ME THEN IM NOT YOURS SO I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE REALIZE IM NOT A DUMB COUNTRY BOY IM SMART IM IN A TIGHT SPOT THE GURL I LOVE IS MAKIN ME SUFFER AND I DONT KNO WHY WE BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER AND I DONT KNO WAT TO DO SHOULD I FIGHT FOR WHO I LOVE OR SHOULD JUST WALK AWAY if u wanna stay on my list tell me now cuz im tired of being not talked to when yall r online it makes me feel like im just eyecandy to yall but im not i am human and if u wanna stay on tell me. CUZ ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE ADD ME BUT DONT TALK TO ME SO IF U DONT TALK U WILL BE DELETED OR WORSE BLOCKED.

A Trip Into Magik
When most people hear the word magic. The image come to mind of Harry potter or a old woman bent over a boiling pot. While I have not had a cauldron for many years. It is not as most imagine it. This blog is for those that are curious. If a different view of main stream religion is upsetting to you stop reading now. The term magik transcends religious boundaries. The various religions around the world have there miracles. Is this not magik? I was groomed to be a preacher of the baptist faith. I quickly began to question the rules and law that were attached to it. Mostly because it was preaching one thing and the preacher were using the text to control the masses. I saw the same thing is other mainstream religions. Catholic, Hindu, Muslims and so forth keep saying that they are right and everyone else was wrong. Even Wicca preaches a hierarchy. In magik and spirituality it not about hierarchy wrong or right. I about improving yourself to being whole and complete. Th

Bombers Needed
im in a sexy eyes contest and i need help. was staying neck and neck in first and got shot down to forth...please help, all the help would be greatly appreciated...check my bullitin for the link and my other blog has the link too as well...spread the word, contest ends on Friday December 14, 2007. Thanks...

Lately
Well as of lately i have been busy working and taking care of my grandmother it has been hectic tomorrow is my mothers birthday so we are all going out to celebrate Ive gotten to hang out with megan i dyed her hair pink and she dyed my hair pink I decided to do it cause i wanted a change i figure i might as well be who i am and not who my husband or anyone else wants me to be i am doing what i want and just having fun and living life I hope to start the new year off with me being the old laura and not the person i became since my husband brought who he did into our lifes well anyways that is the past my future consist of me getting what i want doing what i want and not giving a damn what other people think well now im going to get off here and just be me loves ya all LP

The Blog Named Blog
her hair can be golden or dark as night after talking with her, I think she's just right no games no gimics just raw emotion i push this relationship with forward motion where it end up be yet unknown i hope this love yet to be grown i didn't know this could happen like this forever love, never hurt, and always miss ... just some thoughts for a future piece of work I may write to a certain someone. I thought I would share it with you. I care about her so much it's unreal. She's my everything. I didn't know this could happen the way it is. It's more like I was destined to be with her. Maybe fate? ...I love her Sometimes you think you know a person, and it turns out they are totally different once you get to "know" them. Your emotions are pulled in several fferent directions along with your heart. It doesn't matter if you "love" them, it's just the fact that you care. This is never enough it seems. Welcome to the wonderful roller coaster of life. Up and down, up and down... tho

Let's Get Sexual
(To all the beautiful luscious chicks of Fubar that has every posted this on here) hehehe:P "IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE" IF I Had You Alone I would passionately kiss your lips for several minutes then your neck,softly sucking your skin as i was kissing it then move to the other side doing the same, while my hands rubbed your body and undressed you starting with your top and bra exposing your titties and lovely hard nipples...then my lips would kiss their way to you nipples kissing and sucking them both squeezing them pulling on them gently biting them as my tounge flickered and danced across t

Life
What is life? I mean really. I was talking to my next door neighbor today after a rather rough day and he thinks we are put here to try and be as happy as we can. It sounds nice, but what do others think? Are we really put here to suffer? To find some one to love? To help others? Or maybe, do we all have our own purpose? Is his purpose to be happy so that his wife and children reach their peak? Maybe he is even happy so that he can help me see the brighter side of life. He shared some pretty personal stuff with me... like things he has been through and stuff and it made me realize how strong he is and how lucky his wife is. I talked to her when she got home and she didn't have a lot to say, but she listened to me spill my guts about what was bothering me. Truth be told I envy their children.... their parents are so approachable, and they are also so in love with each other as well as their kids. It seems unfair but after hearing what I heard I realize that it is fair. They had their ro

Begging For Your Help!
OK HERES HOW IT GOES NOW BID ON WHO YOU WANT AND AS ALWAYS BUYER BEWARE CAUSE I WILL NOT BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR EITHER PARTY'S SCREWING EACH OTHER OVER NOT MY PROBLEM THIS IS A FREE ENTRY AUCTION UNLIKE THE OTHERS NO FEE TO BE IN IT ITS FOR YOU NOT ME MY PAGE IS SET PRIVATE MOST OF THE TIME SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR LINK WHEN IT OPENS SO IF YOUR BIDDER IS NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST THEY CAN STILL BID WE TESTED IT OUT AND IT WORKS IF IT DOESNT THAT MEANS THEIR 1 OF THE 3 BLOCKED OR THEIR FAMILY BLOCK LIST IS ON ANY 1 IN THE AUCTION HAS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A BID OR ASK US TO DELETE A BID THAT WAS PLACED NO MORE ENTRIES PLEASE ITS FILLED MORE THAN ENOUGH YOU ALL HAD 7 DAYS TO GET IN IT WS PIMPED AND REPOSTED ALL OVER THE PLACE IF YOU DIDN'T GET IN I AM SORRY IM SURE ONE OF THE AUCTIONS CHARGING ENTRY FEES AND MAKING SURE THE BIDDERS FRIEND THEM FIRST FOR POINTS WILL BE GLAD TO TAKE YOU I MAY TAKE A FEW FRIENDS THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED BUT THAT IS ALSO DEVILGIRLS DISCRETION AND

Mony's Madness
MY CAR IS FUBAR FOR REAL!!! I NEED TO TAKE MY DAWTER TO SEE HER DADDY IN KENTUCKY AND YEAH MY CARS GOIN NO WHERE FAST--- SO NOW I NEED TO GO INTO DEBT BUYING A CAR -- NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL BUT I GOTTA DO WHATEVERS GOTTA BE DONE.

The Way It Is
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

"downraters"
Who takes this place seriously? I certainly don't. I think it's a cool online community to meet new people. I don't give a shit what my rank here. People ask you to be honest and get butt hurt when you do. A couple of days ago I was bored on here and played that game "Bored?" I came across pictures that weren't really pick. More like cartoon and stuff. So yes you can upload whatever you want. Well I really didn't feel like looking into there pic and trying to find a pic to rate, and just rated the pic Fubar gave me. Well they got really butt hurt and commented me. They also gave me "bad" ratings. This is for shits and giggles. It helps pass the time while I'm at work or at home. And yes I'm happy I met a few cool people already. So now my opinion is... GROW UP! That is all.

Life Is More Fun With A Sense Of Humor.
December 18 is New Jersey Day, the day New Jersey officially approved the United States Constitution, and I, for one, am ready to proclaim -- I love the Garden State and all its citizenry. After two years of living in the filthy, overpriced, nose-in-the-air concrete mold growth that is New York City, I went to the Jersey Shore for the Fourth of July and had one of the best weekends of my life. I fell asleep listening to Bon Jovi and woke up listening to Bruce Springsteen (not an exaggeration, that actually happened). Everyone was so friendly and intent on showing me a good time, and had I chosen to, I could have gone the entire weekend without paying for anything. Young women and 60-year-old-men insisted on buying me drinks. So when my lease ran out, I got the hell out of Brooklyn and moved to Hoboken, New Jersey, America's number one city for singles. So it would be my honor to take a few minutes to clear up the most outrageous and offensive slander about my adopted home state.

My Good Friend
all the above how do you know, when you've met the one who'll lift up your spirits, and make your life fun you walk around humming even at work all day on your mouth, a smile will lerk just thinking of him. can make your head light while the touch of him hand can bring pure delight at night when your sleeping, he's holding you tight with a loving embrace to warm up your night so how do you know, when you've met the one he's the guy when your pregnant who stays and dont run i wish you the best in your search for love and here's just a hint, I'm all the above by Randy Sewell To: Laura From: Randy Sewell Have you ever thought, of how love would be If you took a chance and hooked up with me to look in my eyes, and see how i feel to know in your heart, Our love is for real to never have questions, fulfilling your dreams each

My Stuff
Lost & Cold Lonely & Empty inside when your love fades in the wind like a breathe of death. Your heart bleeds for that touch of emotion to seal your soul. My mind plays tug of war with my heart ripping it into pieces of dying flesh. To numb the mind,drunkness prevails,but the heart of emotions flood my heart with tears of a child. Burning with your passion. I'm Lost & Cold without You! By: Me - Jason C. McQuistion ~JÐΘG3881~ÈÑҒΘRÇÈR @ ÑÄ§Ŧ¥ ŦĦ¥ĦÈ§ £ÖÚÑGÈ®~@ fubar This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated ! To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that

A Stranger...
Have you ever Ran into a persitant stranger that doesn't give up? I have.. Have you ever ran into a person's who words make you stop an think? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone that makes you smile? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who wants to stand by your side while y ou work on your dreams? I have.. You ever run into someone that just feels right for you? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who could be the right one for you an you push them away? I have.. Have you ever not opened up to lettin someone in? I have.. Have you ever got the feelin your soulmate is right in front of you an you walk away? I have.. Have you evr missed that one that could of been? I do...

Studies Of Prison Inmates
Studies of prison inmates reveal that as many as 75% of violent offenders had early records of animal cruelty. There is also a high correlation between family violence and animal cruelty. Some of the most striking evidence for a link between animal cruelty and human violence lies in the case histories of many of the 20th century's most infamous criminals. Mass-murderer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer killed neighbors' pets and impaled a dog's head on a stick. Patrick Sherril, who murdered 14 co-workers and then killed himself, stole pets, then tied them up and allowed his own dog to mutilate them. David Berkowitz, the so-called "Son of Sam," shot his neighbor's labrador retriever. Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler," shot arrows into boxes of trapped cats and dogs. Brenda Spencer, who fired 40 shots into a crowd of children, murdering 2 and wounding 9, had a history of setting the tails of neighborhood cats and dogs on fire. Edmund Emil Kemper III, who murdered his mot

Friends, Family, And Fans!!!!!
Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance? Why is the original text in a document called "copy"? Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front? (thanks to Imani) Why is the small size of a candy bar the "fun size"? It's more fun to eat a big candy bar. (thanks to Shane) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (thanks to Steve M.) Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink? Why doesn't whoop-ass doesn't come in bottles? (thanks to Schmidty) Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? (thanks to Evets) Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know th

Out Of Reach?
I have met alot of people in my travels through life but it seems the ones i desire the most to keep, are outta reach or slip through the cracks of this painful earth!! Sometimes the harder u try to catch it the further it drifts away why is this?Is this part of the learning process or is it just torment to the soul? I am tired of wanting what i cant have!!

Ubernoodles Pit Of Noodley Despair
Okay this Blog is marked NSFW for language and Major whining! Now that thats out of the way... Ugh I swear to fucking god I hate my life. In the past week I've found a job, lost it, had my windshield smashed in tamaqua, fought with an ex girlfriend and pretty much just been miserable. Its hard to show the non silly side to my friends because they arent use to it and honestly I dont think they need to see it. I just cant handle this shit anymore. I need to get the fuck out of Hazleton and Pennsylvania in general. Honestly I'm getting cabin fever here. I feel trapped in this place. I'm told life isnt so bad just be happy by my family. WELL HOW CAN I BE HAPPY WHEN I"M SHIT ON ALL THE TIME!?

Our Passionate Embrace
On a cold winter's night Snuggled closed and tight Enjoying the feel and warmth of your skin next to mine We lay there on the couch Held in each others arms Covered under a thick blanket Watching the glow of the fire Laying in your strong arms A smile crosses over my lips As I look into your smiling face Knowing that this is Bliss for us both Closing my eyes still smiling I let out a sigh of pure happiness As I get more comfortable And rest my head on your chest As I feel your arms tighten I snuggle more closely to you As I pull the blanket closer Enjoying the feel of your skin Under the blankets we will go To explore and enjoy each other As the night hours grow older And the blazing fire dies to mere embers Slowly our hands have roamed To explore each and every inch Of the soft and warm skin That is the outer being of each other In the middle of the night Underneath the quilted blanket Our lips touch ever so slightly As our skins melt into

Pray For Soldiers....
in all my haste and angst, i realized that I have not actually said it here, myself!!! SO : To all of those in uniform, here and abroad...... Thank You. From D~Doggy, and his r/l family !!!!!! To clear up misconceptions: ~~ I believe that war is a necessary evil. It has, is, and will always be so. I am not in government, and dont know all there is to know about world politics, so I cant really say whether or not I believe in this current confrontation, I am just grateful that it is not here! ~~ I wanted to be enlisted, even went through Naval ROTC, but made some mistakes in my youth, and forfeitted my rights to fight, formally, for my country. Therefore, I teach my children patriotism by fighting the good fight on my home soil, to whatever extent possible. There is a 1/2 burnt flag hanging in my house, that I battled a large crowd to rescue. I am proud of it, as are my children, because it is my way of doing what i can. ~~ "When I was a child, I thought like a chil

Darkness
darkness chilling sunrises out into the horizon stand aside and look out and dream a pretty dream hope an unshellfish hope just look at all the surroundings listen to the birds sing their pretty song trees whispering among each other wind blowing water trickling by darkness takes all with little specks of light waves crashing agaisnt the rocks moments of slicence light house a glow over younder lighting the way for the unawaken spirits that are trying to find their way home look into the night By: Diedre

Poetry And Writings
There Are No Words There are no words ...what can I say? At last her sweet soul winged its way To peace and freedom in the sky Where never again will she suffer or cry. It's all part of God's great plan ... Which remains a mystery to man. We cannot understand His ways Nor can we count our earthly days. But who are we to question and doubt? God knoweth well what He's about; He knew she longed to "go to sleep" Where only angels, a vigil keep. The pain of living grew too great No longer could she stay and wait; She did not want to leave you, dear, But she had finished her work down here. So she closed her eyes and when she awoke, These are the words the Master spoke ... "Welcome, dear child, you are Home at last, And now the burden of living is past." "There's work for you in My Kingdom, dear And you are needed and wanted here." So weep not, she has just gone on ahead, Don't think of her as being dead. She's out of sight for a little

So True
i wont have my page long....i can not make a slaute and i can not continue sending gifts or buying drinks because they wont let me have my fubucks....it was a blast and i hope hthat all of u have a wonderful new year if u dont like the rating of your pics they shouldn't be up for rateing...i give my honest rating and if u dont like it just take the constructive critisium and move on....no need to be petty....if the photo dose nothing for u then it dose nothing for u and i feel there is a better picture of u somewhere and this comes from soneone who has been told several times that she is very unattrative....its just a rateing....damn let's not be childish people...there is no need to rip my pic if i'm getting the true understanding of the word rip...it's sad that grown ass people cant take critisium....have a good day

Requested Raise
WOMEN HAVE UNIQUE MAGIC TRICKS........THEY GET WET WITHOUT WATER......BLEED WITHOUT INJURY........MAKE BONELESS THINGS HARD & MAKE MEN EAT WITHOUT COOKIN!!!!! NOW THATS MAGIC!!!! Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visitin

What Are Friends For
what are friends for well lets see. friends are there for ya when you need them the most. friends are have your back. friends are always there when need advic. friends are always there when you in danger. if you can other reasons what friends are for please leave me a comment and tell me i what really love to hear what you guys have to say. love ya all, maranda P.S. sorry about my spelling

Ramblings
Bah. I, for one, struggle with this time of year. So many losses in the past, and always more to come it seems. This year is slightly different though. I have a great new addition to my life. He's wonderful on every level. He reminds me that there are some good things to look forward to, and it's a little easier not to focus on the past losses. They haunt me, as I'm sure they haunt many of you. Just think of it this way, it could always be worse.. and it could always be better. Which would you choose? :) Let's not sit around and cry in our beer (or drink of choice) and, instead, make the best of what we have. Smile. Live. Do what so many others don't get to do, and enjoy your families. This is just as much a reminder to myself as any of you. Some day I hope not to need it, but for now... :) ... Happy Holidays? YES... please ~Jess~

Gimme Something To Believe In
This will sound weird to anyone who doesn't really know me. I am a good mom, sister, aunt, daughter, friend and so on. But sometimes I just get so down in the dumps. This last month has been the worst. I have some really good friends on here but lately I feel so alone. To get to the heart of it... I have been in a twelve year relationship. We have been on the downhill slide for years now. I know I am not happy, and I am sure he isn't either. I guess we are more friends than anything. Why we are still together is anyones guess. I guess I feel trapped. When I first joined fubar, it was just something to do. I had people to chat with 24/7. Oh do I ever need a life! I never meant to lead anyone on or meet anyone online for a meaningless or meaningful relationship. Unfortunately, that changed. I wasn't looking. But someone on here and I started to chat, then IM, then on the phone two or three times a day. Yes, I got use to it. He was part of my life. We decided we would meet in pe

Merry Christmas From Heaven
Merry Christmas From Heaven I still hear the song I still see the light I still feel your love on cold wintery nigths I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each moment to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfact all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the Climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear cause I'm spending my christmas with Jesus

Contacting Me
Here are some other places you can find me online if im not on fubar... www.myspace.com/lovethegods www.myyearbook.com/lovethegods http://seyton.hi5.com http://photobucket.com/hiimlucifer http://vampirefreaks.com/fuck_society666

Public Service Announcement!
As a new Fubar user.... I was sooo excited when someone had a crush on me... I was like...ohhhh mah gawddddddd ..I am no longer a "crush" virgin....i cried so much it ran my anti-wrinkle cream right off *grins*....even though short lived... I want that person to know how much it meant to me...thank you ... you made my night!!!!!!!!! Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with

Men's Rules - Reposted Live
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a

Blessings
Prayer for Strength Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart Elements Hymn At one with the Universe My spirit is free All creation pulses in me Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Spinning and Spiraling into Elemental re-birth The magic of being renews Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Between the Moon and Sun Night Prayer Thank You Great Goddess for this day for the blessings and lessons that came my way May my sleep be peaceful in dreams and rest and tomorrow may I do my best

Bitchin And Whining Ass People
i'm tired of all the bitchin and whining i read in all the blogs,shut-up or put-up,all the nagging and complaining about the people on fubar and other sites,why don't these people use their fucking head and check these people out before they talk or addin these people to their page,think DAMN IT,and i can't stand too s certain people on here thru a hissy fit because they had a bad day,GET OVER IT,everyone has a bad day,yo9u think your the only one,give me a break,SHUT THE FUCK UP,this might seem like i'm bitchin,but i'm not,just can't stand too see someone bitch about stupid shit,and readin it in these blogs,and i will noy rate a blog if its someone cryin about stupid shit,ITS LIFE GET OVER IT,AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY,there's many more to come,so stop bitchin and whining,PEACE BITCHES. P.S. I CAN'T STAND FOR SOMEONE TO TRY TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE EITHER,THATS THE NEXT BLOG TO COME, PEACE OUT.

What Am I??
Am old poem that I wrote a long time ago and expresses what I am going through now. It shines before me. With its metallic like glow Hovering, in front of my head as if death itself were holding it I don't know why it has come to this No one knows why, I do The pain that dull aching pain it never goes away, just grows stronger and stronger till you just give up!! I guess this is the end The end or the beginning the end of life as we know it or the beginning of peace peace with one's soul and spirit Can you guess, what am I.

Hmmmm
May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than its form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you may feel you lavk in one regard may be more than compensated for in another. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yours

Justin Blog
Okay all my Wisconsin friends and family, Oklahoma got its ass kicked with a wicked ice storm. Were all ok, as well as others around us. The wifes resturant closed early on day 1 and early on day 2 due to power outage but otherwise remains open. My resturant on the other hand is closed now going on 2 days with no power and it may be 7-10 days before its back on. their is a mixed blessing their but i am getting some hours. We here at the house lost power for about 2 or so hours and that brought out lots of blankets because it got cold fast. as of right now 17% of the state or about 600,000 others are without power. They declared a state of emergency for the whole state. lol Wisconsin people need to come down and show them here how to drive, silly southerners so 3-5 inches forcast for this weekend(80% chance) ought to make things really interesting....ha ha amazing what moving from one area to another in this country displays for changes in lifestyle also they have nothing but salt s

He Needs Some Help
Hey yall a good friend who ive had in my family list for like forever now had to make a new acct. Please drop in on him and help him start buildin it back up. He will hit ur page back up... oh yeh and hes a cubs fan *rolls eyes* :P So drop in on him if ya can I know he would really appreciate it and so would I. xoxo -cotton ******GO BRAVES!******* wolfman999316@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Life, Living, And "our" Politics
So, we have decided to do very little xmas shopping this year. We are only buying for our immediate family and not even for each other, cuz we are going on a cruise to the Caribbean in April, where we are going to get married inthe Cayman Isles., but anyways, we decided to buy some gifts for some senior citizens. So many people donate to the needy kids, that we often forget about the other end of the scale. Thinking about my last living Grandparent, who turned 93 in November, we forget that alot of seniors are alone in this world, but they should not be forgotten. So we purchased gifts for one male and one female, in hopes of making their lives a little brighter. And we felt great after doing so. Everyone who knows me, understands that one of my worst fears, is being alone! TO PEE! OR NOT TO PEE? Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am

Deepest Love
When I think of looking into your eyes I wonder off to things unseen; I think of all the emotions, all the words, and everything in between. When I ponder everything we have shared and all the events that we have endured; That is when my fears are at bay and my heart is rest assured. At this moment I think of us and I believe that in your arms is where I belong; The feelings I have over the past couple of months have come to be so strong. My heart beats to its own tune when I hear your voice or see you appear; I cant say that i have a crystal ball or the future is clear. I know that I'm willing to jump at the chance to give you my heart, soul, and mind; In hopes that our relationship and bond will age as if a fine wine. I can tell you I love you and even that I care, but these words don't begin to touch the emotion; I wish you could see and feel all my devotion. When I wake up your the first one that I call, your voice just makes it a better day right from the beginning; W

Secret Of The Number 11
The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 w as carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. Sheer coincidence..? Read on and make up y

Which One You Like Best...
hey all , this is my cousin, i talked her into signing up.. welcome her will ya, don't make her regret signing up when i bragged about the sight and all of you... ty so much COPY AND PASTE: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1431922&i=3206132998 Help me, i have 2 pics here tell me which one you like the best,, with the glasses or without. need all the help i can get.. please be nice about it... thanks all.. BRATT

My Bar Tab
why is it that we have to know what our "friends" are giving a profile comment to another person in the bar tab box I don't want to know or care who gives who anything . i thought all comments were private. So come on "fubar " the only thing I want in "My Bar Tab" is stuff for me and who is just walking in the bar. thanx

Darkness
Heartbreak and tears, loneliness and grief, head hung low, why? One time in life, just once why can't it be easy, what left to hold onto if she loses, loses her reason. She'd wait forever, to just have the one thing she can't live without, shame fills her heart, it's all her fault. can she look into a mirrior, see herself, or see the guilt, the pain she has inflicted. she would give anything to fix it, but she guesses somethings can't be undone, why did he love her, all along she knew she brings pain to those who love her. she tried to run, to save him, but she couldn't she loved him to much, and he held to tightly. She believed again in fairy tales, her dreams becoming realities, now crumbles at her feet, bc the one thing that she feared happened she hurt him. She can try the rest of her life to mend the pain, but she isn't worth it, not really the truth hits her hard, as he says leave me alone. her tears fall, her heart breaks,

How Gentlemen View Women Today
Theres Something special about you, im not sure exactly what is it, i dont even know why, but everytime in around you, you always make me cry. It's Something unexplainable report, a unique phenomenon or unsolved mystery of sorts that remains from a complete. You've unbound me from the chains of burden, totally random and free, soaring into the sky, like a bird overlooking the sea, not having to wear the mask of obscurity, for knowing you has set my soul free. The Senses Electric, the five sensations brought to new heights, I can hear every sound, from my outstretched arms can touch the cloud nimbus, Gravity losing its hold upon my world, I'm no longer blinded by your love, taking in all the smells and provided sights. Hands moisture, racing heart pounding in my chest, Mind a torrent whirlwind, can not you feel nor see this turbulant riddle within me Oblivious you've caused? You approach me cautiously, Embracing me with loving eyes, Securing me in warm arms and surrounding me in to

Just A Dream
From underneath the shadows my fears seem to dissipate. The light in the distance never seemed so bright. Morphing into something almost unrecognizable, I freeze. As unmoving as the darkness, from which I came, I proceed with caution. Why now does this being choose to show itself? Evolving into something only seen unto the heavens, its light moves faster and brighter than nothing ever seen before. It seems to cry out as if only to me, completely overlooking all other forms. It is said that to witness such a thing is a miracle. So then why does this feel like nothing but a dream? I struggle to think of a way to introduce myself to its beauty, not knowing how to pull myself forever into its light. With little time left, it knows it’s shown itself for far to long. My given opportunity goes back, from which it came, never to show its light again. I struggle with my loss and fall back into the shadows. Remembering when I saw the most beautiful thing.

I Am Not Pc!!!
Good evening everybody.... Well I am finally getting into the Christmas spirit....yes people, I did say Christmas!!!! I am not one of those fanatical "political correcters" who feel that normal people like myself got this christmas thing all terribly wrong. For the past several years I have to deal with the reality that many of my fellow human beings have been brainwashed into thinking that Christmas has become such an offensive enterprise that the mere mention of the word is rejected with reckless abanbon and replaced with of all things, "Happy Holiday". Are you freaking kidding me? Of course I enlighten myself by retorting "Okay friend, what holiday do you mean?" and I sit there watching these people figure out how do they respond.... "Well, you know" "Ahh, no I don't" (looking back and forth)....."Merry Christmas?" "Now, was that so hard?" It is amazing to no end that a small minority of the population can manipulate an otherwise joyous occasion because they fee

Single's Not Bad
Seems like people I watch who make finding "the one" a goal end up disappointed. A good friend focussed on living a full life being comfortable with who he is, then stumbled on his soulmate and they're living the dream. I think we put too much pressure on ourselves sometimes like being single isn't complete, and end up looking too hard or settling too soon. It's a tough call... If you're comfortable with yourself and your single life, when is the right time to commit to something good?

U.s. Refuses `any Wounded Soldier' Mail
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer Tue Dec 11, 2:22 PM ET BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. ADVERTISEMENT Since the Sept. 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces — a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last seaso

Emotionally Drained
FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, I HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY DRAINED AGAIN, WITH MY MOM WHO IS PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE AROUND IN THE NEXT MONTH..HER BLOOD PRESSURE JUST KEEPS DROPPING..FEEL LIKE GIVING UP..NOTHING ELSE FOR ME TO DO..DONT FEEL LIKE LIVING..I RUINED A GOOD THING WITH A FRIEND..ALL BECAUSE OF MY STUPIDITY..I HAVE A GREAT GUY WHO WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHO LOVES ME..BUT IM NOT INTO HIM..I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD GIVE HIM...LET HIM TAKE CARE OF ME..SO I AM NOT ALONE... MY OFFICE MANAGER MADE ME CRY TODAY AT WORK, SAID I NEEDED TO LIFT THE HATRED FOR MY FAMILY TO MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON..TO BE HAPPY, PLUS SHE SAID I PISSED HER OFF CAUSE I DONT GIVE MYSELF THE CREDIT I DESERVE, SHE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY, TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE ME, WELL SHE TALKED ME INTO JOINING A SINGLES GROUP FROM HER CHURCH, SO I DID, I WANT A CHANGE IN MY LIFE. TO LIVE, THAT I DONT DO, I HATE THE HELL HOLE THAT I LIVE IN..THE TOWN THAT IS..SO IM GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE AROUND AND NOT BE AN INTERNET JUNKIE

Just Some Thoughts...
as most of you know, this is my last week on fubar, and there are several of you who i will miss greatly, as there are plenty of people, most of whom are already blocked, that i could care less about. but either way, most people have heard a little bit about why i am leaving. i have yet to tell anyone all my reasons, but some of the main reasons are reasons most have yet to here, so here's two: the first being a girl named smore...after coming into contact with her, i instantly liked her and i knew nothing would ever come of it, but i liked her for some reason anyways. well, that's a whole 'nother story i don't even want to get into, but the second reason is cause of my mom and my brother. i spend far too much time on here when i ought to be doing things to show them i'm supporting them. my brother has hodgkin's lymphoma and was diagnosed when he was 18. he's had it for 3 and a half years now. my mom has just recently found out what has been causing her trouble. she's got a tu

Christianity
Christianity! Is it dead or does it still flurish? The word itself means many things to many people. For myself, IT means I have not the right to judge others for what they may or may not have done in they're past. Weather it be true or not is not my place to judge. For those who listen to this gossip, then they are as guilty as those who spread it. Christianity is a good word but only as good as those who use it wisely and in the text for which it was created. I am not the judge, jury or exicutioner therefore I will not condem my breatheren for the mistakes which they have made and which they are heartily sorry for! Does this make sense? And if so does it mean then, christianity is still alive? I hope so for all of our sakes!

Fu-tard
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥

Men Laws
Letting Go When I close my eyes at night I think of you Wondering if anything between us will ever come true. Its just so funny how you understand the way I feel Making each day of my life seem so real. You Listen to my problems You Listen to my Dreams We talk about the weirdest things in life That we both been through, It seems I never felt this connection before Its driving me crazy inside That you accept me for me And all the problems that made me blinde. I understand that we are in two totally different places And I need to be aware that somethings aren't meant to be I just wanted to let you know you are special in my heart But I must set you free So I open my arms in front of me To give you one Last hug and Kiss Realizing that you make my heart weak And letting you know you will always be missed. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - (a) When a heroic do

Opting Out
Hey All I'm Closing This Down,.......I May or May Not Be Coming Back I Haven't Decided Yet. I Have Some Great Thing's Going on In Real Life, and I Just Don't Have The Time For This Anymore. Wishing You All A Very Merry Christmas, And A Healthy, Happy, Prosperous, And Most of All, A Magical New Year

Check Out My Store Please
From the whimsical to the practical; we offer gifts, toys, house wares, and more!!!! Come visit us @ http://stores.ebay.com/Webbs-Korner-Store Just about anything you can think of is what we sell, so stop by and take a look!! We are changing things every week or so!! Also if there's one thing your looking for please email us ask for that product and we'll email you back letting you know if we have it and we maybe able to talk about prices if you buy more then 2 things!!!!! Theres plenty of Christmas items and gifts so come and take a good look around!!! Please everyone repost this so others can see this Bulletin!!!! The more ppl who come to see my Store the better Christmas my kids might have!!! Always & Forever, Catherine

A Little Jolly
Ti's the season to be jolly. OK you dogs let go of holly, go back to Santa work shop and play with a dolly. Old Saint Nick has knotty thoughts this yr. Plain on getting in bed with mother dear .If you see the fat man come down your chimney grab your 9 (mm) and blast his ass for mommy. When the cops come knocking to the seen of the crime. Tell them Saint Nick tried to rape you this year. Now if I was you I Broad up your chimney trying to keep Saint Nick from commenting a felony . P.S Leave a not telling him you moved last yr and go fuck with the damn randier MERRY CHRISTMAS

Xmas Time
Christmas time is supposed to be "fun" and "spiritual" and "religious" (for those that are religious). A time to gather with friends and family and celebrate life in general. Blah, Blah, Blah! But that's not how it is, is it? No, I'm not a Scrooge but I do believe that this holiday has been blown way out of proportion. For those that are religious, it is a time of life reflection. I am not a religious person. I have life reflection everyday I awake in the morning and it has nothing to do with religion. It is also a time when people spoil children, with materialistic objects that really have no meaning, and are usually cast aside to eagerly open the "next" gift. I have a problem with this holiday because of what we make ourselves go thru to make it meaningful. Case in point.... Black Friday kicks off the holiday shopping season. Yes I work retail. People forget about Thanksgiving entirely to stand in a long line awaiting the stores to open at ungodly hours, so people can

Injured
hey everyone sorry i wont be on much in the next few days. I had a little accident today and wound up with some third degree burns so I don't know how much i'll be on. When I am on here I hope everyone will pardon me if I type verry slow I have no use of my left hand at this time. Bad part is I'm left handed lol but I'll be ok in a couple of weeks the doc's just dont want me to move or use my hand. They said this because they want to keep scaring to a minumum. Ahh well another badge to go with the rest I have lol. Maybe I should post pics of all the scars (not). Hope to be back on and normall soon.

Suicide
Men? What is it with men when you tell them that you like them that they run and or they dissapear? Or when you go places with them that they dissappear or they leave with some other chic? Why the fuck do they do this? They say something to you one minute then they are gone? How many times am I going to have to go threw this shit? Why won't my brain listen to my heart? I have walls up for a reason....but with this one piticular guy..... I can't say no....no matter his excuse, my walls just crumble down. What is goikng on with me. Why can't I say no or listen to my brain saying...'You've gone down this road before..It's not worth it.' For those of you that don't know me...You might think that I'm a cold hearted bitch, but I've been hurt trumendously in the past....and not just by ex's but by parental figures as well....For starters my biological father abandoned me and decided that he didn't want to have anything to do with my brother and I but....my step-father as well.....we

Hero's Or Subs
from vic 2 jones, 2 that famous breakfast drink (OJ) I guess it is safe 2 assume, if just-us point the finger they suspect. I guess Bonds got to get away with using steriods like O.J. did murder, oh did i say that? They might have choke the first time, they don't plan to get strangle by O.J. I guess Vick found out quick don't fuck wit dogs. that is man's best friend. That is like Apple pie and guns to America. What the hell was wrong wit u? I am mad because he was fightin and killin them because they lost. Now suppose somebody had punish u because u had bad game, how would u feel? I guess u get what u deserve. See u prove them dogs u killed had more love 4 u then your buddies. they prove their bark was more harmful 2 u then their bite. Marion "Hercules" Jones, I like u and still do, but I am like if u gonna do it don't get caught and don't delay shit just by lying, because that stints more. U know no one can fuck u like the government, keep ur head up so u don't see all the shi

Boyfriend Applicaton
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_________

On Vacation
Well yall..its that time of year when i git to to spoil myself. lol!! I will be on vacation from 12/12 thru 12/19. Not sure if there will be a computer where im stayin, but if so ill be on n off to check things. If not, ill catch yall on the 19th! Yall have a wonderful week and be safe!!! Peace and Merry Christmas to All!! ~E

Awitchywolfe Rants
For those of you not wanting *DRAMA*, you sure enjoy starting it. But that's OK, cause I am ending it since *I* have a life unlike you! First of all, I want to thank you for being my biggest fans! Your support of trashing me has just boosted my ego for knowing you truly have no life. Thank you so very much! :) If you think that calling me names, dissing my close friends, putting down both my lounges is great ammo, LMAO, honey I hate to disappoint you, but all your doing is making me laugh and showing your lack of intelligence, maturity, confidence and how jealous you truly are of me. See just a FYI (oh sorry I forgot you have a 5 year old mentality, FYI means For Your Information), I have been called every name in the book not only from my family but my haters too. Sure, at first it hurt, however, I have grown immune to it and realized years ago, that its not me who has a problem, its people like you who hate me because you aint me. I'm sorry but your not all that and a bag of c

To My Friends....
HI FRIENDS.......JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.....I LIKE CHATTING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.....YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO WONDERFUL......SOMETIMES I AM NOT AVAILABLE EVEN WHEN MY BEER GLASS IS LIT UP!..LOL...I AM A SINGLE WORKING MOM WITH 4 KIDS...AS SOON AS I GET HOME FROM WORK I AM BOMBARDED WITH HOMEWORK AND MAKING DINNER....I DO A LOT OF MULTITASKING......LATELY EVERYONE HAS BEEN SICK WITH ONE THING OR ANOTHER....IT IS A STRESSFUL TIME RIGHT NOW.....I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND I DO WHEN I CAN...BEAR WITH ME.....I WILL HAVE MORE TIME IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS......WHEN THE KIDS MOVE IN WITH DAD FOR A WHILE...FOR THE TIME BEING...I WANT TO CHAT WITH EVERYONE....JUST DON'T THINK I'M IGNORING YOU IF I CAN'T.......JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW......I WOULD NEVER REFUSE TO TALK TO A FRIEND.......THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING......LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!! WENDY......"DONKEYPIG"..."OINK!!!!"

Go Cowboys
Offense once again bails out Cowboys in emotional win By Scott Garbarini, Associate NFL Editor (Sports Network) - It turned out to be tougher than expected, but the Dallas Cowboys were able to get a long-awaited measure of revenge against the Detroit Lions this past weekend. The war of words that preceded Sunday's skirmish between the Cowboys and Lions led to quite a battle on the field as well, as a desperate Detroit club built a 13-point lead on heavily-favored Dallas after three quarters before the NFC front-runners rallied behind the unflappable Tony Romo to pull out a dramatic 28-27 victory at Ford Field. On a day when the Dallas defense came in with something to prove, it was Romo and the offense that once again stole the show for the 12-1 Cowboys, who recorded their seventh consecutive win and secured the franchise's first NFC East championship since 1998. Dallas' lone blemish on its 2007 slate came at the hands of still-unbeaten New England back in Week 6. As

~freinds~
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should t

Sex
love,friendship,..O K Ive been married before and got into an argument(because i wassnt happy with our sex life..I had sex with other women ,(which was just good sex), ....I tryd to tell her,making love ,and sex,are two differnt things..in my mind anyway...?Was i wrong??

I Want Points For The Big Prezzies.
Hello to my friends and family out there in Fu-land. Running low on points here so can u all vote on my MuMMs and all the other stuff that gives me Fu-Bucks. The drinks will flow and joy will spread being Xmas and all. LETS BOOGIE

Leavin Fubar
Well All you sexy Fubarians......the time has come for me to bid y'all a farewell. Way to many Fubar changes and wayyyyyyy too much drama. Thanks everyone for being a good friend. Anyone wishing to stay in touch with me.....private message me and I'll give ya my contact info. I was leaving today until I found out that Fubar will not delete my account until My paid VIP is expired which is January 3rd. I will most likely not be on much, plz don't be offended if you see me on line and I don't answer ya right away. I will be on daily to drop my 11's and that's about it. Take care everyone. Keep on keepin on! And keep Crackalackin! :P

Its Funny
Its funny how friendships work out in the end.. Its funny how when you tink something will never end it ends in a flash.. and it dosnt even really phase you.. then something amazing happens that you would have never expected... I think life is just funny like that.. the things that never mattered all of a sudden are the only things that matter its all about the little things in life.. living for today.. cuz to quote a grat movie.. there is no day but today...

If You Really Want To Know Me
I am a girly girl. I like dressing up,wearing make up ect. Sometimes I cry. Just the way life is. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe in love at first site. I don't sleep around. So don't ask. I like 80's and 90's heavy metal. My favorite food is Italian. I like beer, but my fave drink is a cherry vodka sour. I have my bitch side, when it is warranted. My favorite movie is The Notebook. I like rainy nights I love to cuddle I want my fairytale romance I am a pretty simple person, it is the simple things in life that make me the happiest. I am not hard to please. My heart is sometimes easily broken. It is hard to let people close to me, but if you have patients and really want to be there, it can happen. if you are someone that I love, I will love you with all my heart. I am faithfully true to the one that I am with. I am honest to a fault. If there is anything else that you want to know, Just ask me! Today is my best friends birthday. We are having a par

On Being A Girl
Wrote this a while back. Wanted to post it. I like being a girl. I don't know why all of the sudden I have just thought of this tonight, but I did and I just felt compelled to put it out there. I like everything that goes a long with being a girl even all of the issues that we go through. I like clothes, shoes, purses make up, getting my hair done, my nails done ect. I don’t ever care, for the most part, that girls are held to a higher standard than boys; and sometimes it is hard to live up to that standard, causing boys to break girls hearts. I like the fact that I am not a boy, because I love boys. I love the way it feels to touch their skin or how safe it feels when they put their arms around you and hold you. I like the way they all try to be macho or manly sometimes, yet at the same time when they think no one's looking they can look so vulnerable. In my training class there was this guy who was not so spectacular looking but there was just something about the way he h

You
You cannot give me freedom, I have always been free. These prison walls, the boundaries of your captivity. You fed the soil with my black blood. With my black bones you ploughed the earth. And now you say you never meant to hurt me, never doubted my worth??? Well, I will not forgive, nor will I forget. But we must live together, or die foolishly, and so,,, I offer you my hand, if not in friendship, then in hope that your words are worth more than your history. YOU CAN NOT GIVE ME FREEDOM, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FREE.... FREEDOM LIVES IN ME! I wish I could hold you, kiss you, Trace my fingers around your lips. I wish I could walk along the beach, hand and hand, watching the sunset over the horizon. I wish we could sit face to face, and just talk for hours, laughing, smiling, touching. I wish one wish most of all... Damn.... I wish I was your lover. I'd rock you till daylight comes, make sure you are smiling and warm.. This is all

Heartache
I just wrote this as a response in a Mumm which was asking if we had ever found "The One", the love of our life. I don't know why but it has stirred up something in me this evening that has made me very sad yet angry at the same time. I want, seek, search.....do not find. Not just the One, but so many things in life I think are due me, that i was made for but never find "the fit", like a key that never finds it counterpart, unfulfilled..... I said: December 11, 2007 @ 3:35 pm "I am jaded, bitter and doubting the whole concept of "true love", "soulmate" and "monogamy". I thought one person could be THE one. It didn't last long. This was after countless frogs, toads, rats and reptiles. I think the time has passed. I think someone stole the needle from my haystack while I wasn't looking. I'd be surprised if I ever found him now. Or if he ever found me. I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Not for me. " *********************************** Not me. Maybe never. It sh

Site Is Fun Yet Pathetic Too!
I'm not complaining, I do have some fun on this site, and there are a hand full of folks that actually want to socialize and make some friends on here, rather than just being consumed with getting points and fans... but it's still a bit pathetic to me how MOST people on here are simply obsessed with nothing other than accumulating points, having 10,000 fans or friends on their list, winning contest, etc... and they have no interest what so ever in truly making any friends or socializing, or getting to know anyone. Do all of you people that are crazed with all this points stuff really find that more fulfilling and fun than making real connections and actually chatting with people and getting to know them? I can't even count the number of times that I'll get a shout message or e-mail from people in which they will ask me to join a lounge, vote for them in a contest, rate them, or a whole slew of things that somehow gives them points or some kind of recognition... and that's OK, bu

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 25 cents?? I don't understand.... 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the Quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO............ It's only 25 cents!!!! Some ideas for husbands or how to prevent being dragged along on shopping trips!!! Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entir

My New Contest I Am In
The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher to enter 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted & Friend - Level three or Higher to comment Bomb 4. Anyone may Rate photos 5. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 6. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 7. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 3 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A kind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. that contestant is the winner and the survivor. Anyone that is on my friends list may comment bomb whoever they like to try and eliminate an opponent. ( * Folder wi

Those Random Thoughts
First off, I love you my angel. To everyone that reads this, I hope you take this to heart. On December 10th of this year, I met someone. We met online, and we began to talk. Every blog I have posted so far has something to do with this woman. I know that some people think that I am foolish or that I am too young for these feelings. To all of you out there that say that... go fuck yourselves. Period. To all of her friends that have stood by her, no matter what, I want you to know how thankful I am that there are people like you out there. I have all ready put my feelings out for anyone to see, and she knows how I feel about her as well. And I want he, and the rest of the FuBaR world to know it too. To all of you haters out there, grow up. Get a clue and stop whining and bitching about other people's bussiness. If you aren't a part of it, don't try to become a part of it by being an obnoxious, childish, little ASS! Leave her alone and go do whatever it is you do somewhere else. No

Wtf!!
I was checking out my "friends" blogs and he came up and started spewing filth on me and then rerated me a 2. I don't understand why he has to be such a dick!! I was just reading the blog and agreeing with the content and even rated them a 10. Geeze...what the hell???

And To Think...
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2007-12-11-solar-system-uneven_N.htm It is awesome to imagine that a little satellite, all the way past the orbit of Pluto, we are receiving data on the outer reaches of the solar system, and of pieces of matter from beyond. So why the hell can 't the government manage to balance it's budget? We can recieve radio from billions of miles, and can't manage to not spend more than we bring in? Enough ranting. The marvel of technology offsets for the moment the anger over idiots.

And The Games Begin
Ears now hear the silence. Shimmering vibrations, Overwhelming. Such a void. Sweet the scent, not of the mind: But softly emanating from the ruffles buoyed. Upon a treasured pillow You bequeathed the smiles of love. A shadow, Parting the minds of madness, entering the garden cloyed. Twisted frames hold mellow peaks, If you seek, Is only then, you'll find The step by step to madness Is the step, by step, divine. By GoldenRaven thank you for the inspiration Now be the dawn of another setting sun, The scorn, like waves, roll quietly. A hush, Picturesque pastels consume the mind discreetly. Fondling their way into the secluded catacombs of memories Driving all facets of coherent thoughts Sideways, Masked as thoughts of sanity. Beset by the falling darkness, Light breaks through the shadows, Sparkling against the sky, Dancing in the leaves of prevalence When Through the mist of twilight, Thrusts a naked thought. Dwelling within the t

Am I Kissable?
For any friends and fans I may have out there, I just want to know if you think I am kissable. If so, I want to enter the most kissable male contest here on Fubar. If you would like more details follow this link..http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861. I will definately return the favor whenever needed. Thanks Fubar Fam.

My Bolg
FOR EVERYONE THAT WAS OR IS CRYSTALS FRIEND , MY NAME IS SASSY AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER HER FUBAR ACCOUNT. SHE IS MY ROOMATE AND MIGHT BE BACK ONE DAY AND AS SUC I WILL LEAVE ALL OF HER ORIGINAL PHOTOS IN AN ACCOUNT AND ASK THAT YOU STILL RATE THEM, AFTERALL SHE IS A HOTTIE. I WANT TO WELCOME EVERYONE WHO WAS ON HER LIST AND ALL THE NEW PEOPLE I ADD WELCOME AND I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU

A Year In Reflection
Last night I was listening to music and chatting after a long ass day of working; I began to realize "damn!!! I am going to be 42 yrs old on Tuesday." Automatically my mind went back in time; remembering the past year and it was quite sad. There were a few joys but not many. I fell in love with someone I had no business falling in love with. I was told by him that he loved me too but he had to be realistic. It would never work. I knew he was right, there was a big age difference and because of my situation. It was so hard to let go but I did and I cried for days. I lost a baby that I didn't even know I was carrying, again I cried for days. To top it off when I told the father of the baby he never once said sorry. Once again I fell in love with a man who broke my heart to the very core. You know the kind where you don't know what to do and you think you are going to lose your mind. ..Those are heartaches I never ever want to experience again. I did have a mental break down.

Im Back
What to do on a day off??...Lets see Workout !...Just relaxing soaking up the sun and going to boxing later on tonight. Glad the sun is out had a good storm last night. Thunder Boomed n lighting shot everywhere.Was cool and Mojo wasnt a chicken shit either sat on my lap out on the patio the whole time. Anywho im kinda bored can ya tell so im going to workout catch up to you all later Cheers for now Me nMr MoJo Risen oxox for some reason since i work 12 hour shifts i guess fubar didnt think i was here any longer n deleted my account. so here i start over again. hope it doesnt happen again. Well throught a grooling 11 hours i made it was i. takes 4 hours, but due to a very wicked snow storm it was snail driving all the way. many cars n trucks n fender benders all over.just glad mojo n i are here safe. cheers for now im trying to get my comp hooked up to this highspeed here but it isnt taken right now so i have to wait it out. Cheers Me n MoJo back to the 12 hours shifts

Huskylover's Blog
hi all fubar people welcome to huskylove blog iám canadian'. i live in whitehorse yukon canada the land of daylight in the summer dark in the winter... land of gold, women, wilderness..... fun things to see all year round merry christmas dj husky@ fubar

My Faveorite Things: Just Incase You Wanted To Know.
I like Swing Music. I love Michael Buble and the greats: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Ect. One of my favorite smells is lavender. I especially love it at night. I have a lavender candle in my bedroom and I usually light it for a while before I go to sleep. That way the scent envelopes the room before I go to sleep. Lavender is one of the relaxing scents. Plus it's very romantic.

Saints And Sinners
Well.. here we go again... It is the same thing over and over again. There are lots of people on the train that NEVER repost anything! So... I just posted the newest update and will be checking to see who posts it... if it doesn't get reposted by Sat by some.. you will be deleted! Thanks again to those of you who repost the bulletins pretty much all the time for us! Hey ALL! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add everyone already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch

What??
SUFFER You left me to suffer On the cold damp floor of my conscience Knowing how much it would hurt How much I would scream in the night But you left knowingly Now my world has hardened Harder than a rock Never to be broken again Left in the silence of the stone layers I scream for you The more I scream The more layers are added The less you hear me You don't think to care To wonder Or even feel The pain I go through for you You left to never return again Wanting to hurt me You left You hurt me like I never thought possible Deeper than a cut The more I scream The more I bleed I bleed when I think of you How you left The floor dampens with my bllod and tears Always flowing Never Stopping The floor dampens the more I scream The more I care The more I think The more I feel for you I'm trapped Trapped by my pain Never knowing when it will stop I wait By: Bobbie A. Walde I'm 19 years old and i still have to fight with my pare

Jessica's Blog
Hey everyone I really wanted to tell u all about a brand new lounge called Spaz's Corvette Club. We r hiring for all positions and r looking for experienced djs. Please stop in and subscribe. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52902 ugh!! ok so i was layin down with my dogs this morning minding my own freaking business and a cop comes to my house. i have no idea what he was here for and then he tells me that the neighbor claims my dog jumped over our fence and bit her dog. i kno for a fact that my dog was not in her yard at all today cuz i had been watching him and it pisses me off that she sees a white dog and automatically thinks its mine and calls the cops. The damn cop wasnt even listening to me when i told him that my dog has been in the house and MY yard all day. Now i have to go to court cuz my neighbor is a fuckin bitch! She didnt even take into consideration that maybe my dog isnt the only white dog in the neighborhood....stupid bitch! *Jessica* ok i have a lame thing i

Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur

Going Home Soon
Well it has been 7 months since i have been back to the states, I think it about time to go see the family and spend some time with my kids, I miss them dearly. They are grown and have their own lives now but they will always be my babies.Just kinda nervous, seems everytime I make it back home that time has just passed me on. I will try and see everyone that i can but 2 weeks is not much time to visit. Atleast i will be around family for the holidays, first time in three years.

A Bully I Had To Keep. Lol!
I seen this bully and HAD to keep it! LMAO! Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the

Animal Cruelty
this is for the people who constantly lecture me on how i need to eat meat and how the animals arent treated or killed in a cruel way... and uhm this video kinda proves MY point that they ARE treated like shit... and i dont lecture you for supporting it..so DONT lecture me for NOT supporting it! have a nice night =] I want people to watch this video because im real sick and fucking damn tired of people saying its alright to wear fur. There is NOTHING right about TORTURING and KILLING an animal just to wear its fur. Animals CAN feel what your doing to them and I highly HIGHLY doubt a person would love to feel the pain that they feel. They ARE living beings whether or not they are walking on two feet or four! If I ever saw a person doing this, I'd literally KILL them! I will put any animal before any human being and I don't care if you tell me that's wrong! To me, an animal is like a baby...it ALWAYS comes first! I don't even know how people can even think about doing what they do to

The Probowl Votes Are In
Top 10 overall All-Star vote-getters and the players with the most votes at each position through December 4: Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, with 842,167 votes, lead all NFL All-Stars in balloting for the 2008 NFL Pro Bowl. Presented by Sprint, 2008 Pro Bowl voting came to an end on Tuesday, Dec. 11. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (776,475 votes) ranked second overall heading into the final week of voting, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning (740,302 votes), New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss (606,238 votes) and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (604,027 votes) rounded out the top five on NFL.com. Romo received the highest number of votes from voters using Sprint's service. The teams will be announced at 4 p.m. (ET) Tuesday, December 18 on a special NFL Total Access 2008 NFL Pro Bowl Selection Show on NFL Network. The Pro Bowl will be played at Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii on Sunday, February 10 and will be televised

Things That Piss Me Off
By no means am I perfect. I know, with 100% certainty, that if I weren't me, I wouldn't like me either. Still, that doesn't mean I can't pick on other people.. FAT CHICKS: Tongue piercings don't make you cuter. You're still fat, and no more intriguing than the "down the blouse" shot you have on your profile page. UGLY CHICKS: At least the fat ones post ones of themselves. Don't post a picture of some hot babe just so we click on your name. When we see the *real* you, we'll try our best not to be mystified by the aforementioned photo and rate you a ten. COMPLAINERS: I know I'm in the minority when I withhold 10 ratings from someone who doesn't deserve them. Why have a rating system if everyone is a 10, anyhow? More than likely, you fit into one of the two previous categories and enjoy the attention you don't receive in normal life. Sorry, if you're a 3, you're a 3.

Poems Someone Wrote Me
Taste honey form her rosy-red lips, Win formulates in the valley below. Drips of wine settle on her purplish-red lips, As morning dew freshly hit by the sun. Kiss each of the lips with the gentleness, Of a mother and her babe. In the distance see twin mountain peaks, As Mount Everest in double vision. Cherry colored peaks set on each mountain, Crimson and hard as granite. Emotions rage through my head, my heart, As I touch her silken skin. Names to call her roams through my mind, Ecstasy...delight… lust… One name fits what I feel in my heart, And which she causes…Euphoria….Euphoria. By: Robert Stockten To see her face is to look into the sun, An angel wrapped in human flesh, Love radiates from her pores, Heat drowns out all thought, All that is, was, or will be merges into love for her. To know she only sees me is to know I am below her, Passion soars into new realms at a touch, Reasons I exist easily found when I am with her, Souls leave ou

Rain.... 4 Cass
I know that I said… You can tell me anything I know that I said… I will be your friend no matter what you say to me I know that I said… You can count on me being there for you I know that I said… That I love you even though I tried so hard not too I know that I said… I miss you, even though I’ve never been with you to miss you I know that I said… You’re the only one I care about What I didn’t know was how hurt I would be, knowing you are with someone else What I didn’t know was how hurt I would be, knowing I can’t give you what you need now What I didn’t know was how hurt I can be not feeling your love back What I don’t know is how high your walls truly are What I didn’t count on was how fast I DID fall in love with you What I didn’t count on was how hurt my heart felt seeing someone say they were yours What I didn’t count on was how I can’t stop thinking of you What I didn’t count on was how much you really do mean to me What I didn’t count on was how easily y

When Death Comes Knocking With An Ar
In the aftermath of Sunday's tragedy, I took a few days to reflect on this past year in light of a few heinous shootings in a couple weeks. Perhaps I will sound like one of those prophets of old when I say this but I can't shake the sense of tragic irony that the incidents in Omaha and the incidents in Colorado really took place in diverse places of worship. One god, called by many names: Wii, High Def, Adidas, St. Croix, Cabernet, Moet e Chandon, diamonds, chocolate, Mastercard, American Express, but it really all boils down "Materialism." Call me crazy but frankly that is the way much of the world view our focus on apatites. The other God we celebrate in this season more than most: YHWH, revealed in Christ, with us still in the preence of the Holy Spirit. One is real, the other isn't. And as I look around in this season, I ask, "which is which?" Now wise people may be inclined to say, "I have no god" but the question is larger than a statement of belief and religion/philosoph

Because
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. Does this stuff show my soul? I try to put my feelings in words.

Join Our Group
~*~ Our sensual desires~*~ Are you looking for a fun, adult,no drama group? A place where you can get diff variety of porn,as well as jokes,games, music,fun and flirty conversations. ODS is just that. We ask that you make at least two sends,Of anything your sensual little self desires. If you have any questions... If you would like to join...

Will You
Will you ever? I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

Daily
Day by day Night by night Kiss by kiss Touch by touch Step by step I fall in love A love so incomprehensible So vivid So unique So wild, that not even the reign of God could control A passion so deep A need so necessary A want so strong The universe would not handle I love you today I’ll love you tomorrow I’ll love you forever Do you know who you are? Come to me Find me I am waiting for this!

A Tribute To The American Idiot!
Some people fail to grasp the concept of responsibility and the wisdom to discern for themselves what they should, and consequently, should not do. The events of today has made me realize the juvenile nature of several of my former acquaintances. Their lack of judgment has affected my personal life and well being as well as those around me. Due to the severity of this series of events, I cannot delve further into their nature. All I have to say is that their lack of judgment will cost those around them far more than they could have previously conceived!

REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Happy Endings
Do you ever think all this is not real like it's all just a dream you think you might have a connection with someone you've been talking to them call one another on the phone hang out you think all good then you deside to ask them out you want to be with them you know start something be happy be in love and they say i like you only as a friend nothing else and your just crused because you thought they were the one because you felt so happy when you were with them and now thats gone it like how can you still be friends it hurts every time you look at them it like what do i say what do i do how do you talk to this person after you put every thing on the line then you think when is it going to be my time my chance for happiness and if this is all just a bad dream when will i wake up when will i have my happy ending... to be continued

Contest Updates.
I only need a couple more people to start!! Ok I've decided to hold a contest. This is a bombing contest. It will last for 1 week. Self bombing is permitted and encouraged. Send me any sfw pic link. Absolutely no drama or you will be removed immediately. If your entry goes more than 48 hours without any activity you will be removed. Ok the prizes are as follows: 1st place (must have at least 20,000 comments) will recieve a 3 mo vip or 30 blast your choice. 2nd place (must have 10,000 comments)will recieve a 1 mo vip or 1 week blast your choice 3rd place (must have 5000 comments) will recieve 1 blink pack or 3 day blast your choice. Anyone else who enters if you have at least 1000 comments I will take your comment total and multiply it by 10 and send you that amount of fubucks.! As soon as I learn when it is going to start I will be posting updates for all my friends.

I Want This Guy! Is He Out There?
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares into your eyes [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

Help My Friend
i will show mad love to anyone and everyone that helps my girl in her contest, its a best eyes contest we are trying to get her in first place right now so please help us! here is the link http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=721539&i=3033123379 remember i will show mad love to anyone that helps just comment here and let me know that u will help. ty sexy ppl!

This Place
i'm getting irritated at how this site is and the way some people are here there are too many me me's here, ie people who only think of themselves etc and don't return the goodwill gestures others do for them. like most of my what i'll call normal friends and a few v.i.p's i will vote and comment on most new pics i see that they have put up etc. But there are some people who think that are too important to return rates/votes/comments.

Cum Leave Me Kissezzzz Pweeze!!
✡qυσтєѕ✡ "иσ gυу ιѕ ωσятн уσυя тєαяѕ & ωнєи уσυ fιи∂ σиє тнαт ιѕ, нє ωσи'т мαкє уσυ ¢яу" ???؟؟؟ "ℓσνє ιѕ gινιиg α вσу єνєяу ¢нαи¢є тσ вяєαк уσυя нєαят.вυт тяυѕтιиg нιм иσт тσ" ~ кαяяα "ιf уσυ ℓσνє ѕσм

Quotes
Quotes By Thorn • It’s better to be a open sinner than a false saint • Master yourself or become enslaved by others • Nothing fails quicker than doing nothing • The weak never fail. Only strong are capable of failing • Easy conditions breed weak people. Adversity breeds warriors. • Establish world peace, kill everyone • One man can change the world…… with enough ammunition. • God made man in his own image, Satan in hers. • Make life happen, don’t wait for it to happen • When faced with an unavoidable conflict, strike first. • A hero is someone who steps up when every one else backs down. • Death greets us all, but I will allow my enemies to be received first.

Cleaning Out Friends List
With all the changes to this site,such as the recent ANNOYING change to the bartab along with my boredom and recent level of Fubarlord (which really has showed me that levels mean abosolutely nothing since i am not online enuff to rate 1500 people a day) I have decided to really clean out my friends list. I will be deleting a major portion of accounts my friends and fan-of list. I dont talk to but a handfull of people really, and those are the people I will be keeping. I will gladly accept new friend requests but if people just add me for points, ill take them right off. im not trying to be a snob, its just becoming pointless to me to keep adding and adding people I dont talk to or even leave anything on my page. So those of you that I do chat with, I will keep you on. For those that i havent talk to in awhile, if you are reading this and still want to stay on my friends list, just shoot me a msg and ill keep ya on the list. For those that i delete before you read this, if u want back

Christmas Blessings
When you lay down to go to sleep tonight don't forget to give thanks to god for still being here and also thank him for your freedom and ask him to bring our troops home safely. Because of them we are able to spend Christmas with our loved ones and they don't know if they will even see their loved ones on Christmas. Keep all our military servers and their entire families in your prayers please and God Bless You All! I just wanted to tell everyone if you are thankful for being alive and well and safe at home then every time you pray please remember the ones who make this all possible for us all because they are total strangers to most of us as we are to them yet they put their lives on the line for us all each and every day and many of them never get the chance to see their families again before the die for our country so no matter how bad you have it just remember there is always someone worse off than you and be thankful for what you have and give our military all our blessings and pr

First Grade
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A

Eating Tips
Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's

Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Leaving This World
I believe I am no longer destined to be in this world. I cant deal with all the crap anymore. I have been here before but this time there is no one here to stop me. I am bound for a new adventure. The Ultimate adventure. I was in pain in this world, but where I am going I will no longer be in pain. Everyone wil be better off without me around causing pain and trouble. To all of my friends, I cherished your friendship more than any of you will ever know. If I made your lives hell at one point or another I am sorry. To my family, I am sorry but you knew this was coming. To my husband, I love you more than life itself which is why i have decided to embark on this journey. I can no longer watch myself hurt you anymore. I realize that my death will hurt you, but grief soon fades. Do not mourn for me. Just remember who I was before all the medications and mental illness. I was happy once and will be again. To my children, I loved you with all my heart and soul. I am not taking my life becau

Amber Alerts
Posted online: December 10, 2007 11:08 PM Print publication date: 12/11/2007 Comment on this story By Brian Krans, bkrans@qconline.com Davenport police issued a nationwide bulletin Monday for a missing 5-year-old Bettendorf girl after her grandmother was charged with concealing her location. The girl, the daughter of Melissa Thomas of Bettendorf, is believed to be with an aunt, Michelle Carroll, 46, en route to Lehigh Township, Penn. Davenport police Capt. David Struckman said an Amber Alert wasn't warranted in the case. "We don't believe the child is in any danger," he said. "The main concern is the welfare of the child." Meanwhile, the child's grandmother, Sally Ann Carmichael, 64, of Davenport, has been charged in Scott County with child stealing, a Class C felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The girl was staying with her grandmother over the weekend at 1000 Blythwood Place because Ms. Thomas suspected that her electricity would b

What I Drink...
Okay, when I drink in real life, not the life of fubar, I always drink vodka... Or occasionally fruity drinks like melon balls, wet pussy, etc. But all of the fruity drinks I drink have vodka in it. So apparently I don't ever drink other kinds of liquor. The one time I did [99Bananas] I had a really bad experience. Also, a bad experience with the ground, ants, and me in between. It wasn't funny then, kinda funny now, but I was GONE!!!

Plz Help Out My Good Friend
Let give some Holiday love to a very good friend of mine. He is trying so hard to win his very first Happy Hour and lacks only 75,000 comments. So if you could find a minute or two to help him out, it would be greatly appreciated. Much Love and Hugs.... ~ Alexa ~

Women...
how can something so beautiful cause one so much pain, I loved her so much, and she said the same of me. but in the end love was not enough to keep us together. The immense love we shared evidently did not have the strength to keep us together, i was blind sided by the whole thing, everything revolved around her, i did everthing i could to hang on, but i learned to let it all go, the pain still lingers, but it shouldn't be hard to move on should it? there is so much to life out there to be depressed, so off i go to figure out my the rest of my life and hopefully meet some new and interesting, new and interesting meaning sick and twisted, people to enjoy the ride.

Poems
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! ~a poem by Stephen Foster Celestial Love a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson Higher far, Upward, into the pure realm, Over sun or star, Over the flickering Daemon film, Thou must mount for love, Into vision which all form In one only form dissolves; In a region where th

Winter In Germany
I figured I'd describe what Winter is like in Germany for those who are interested. It's Tuesday, 11 December 2007 and it's mostly rainy outside. It's cold, but not too cold, in my opinion. The wind has a bit of a bite though. Still waiting for some snow. Once the white stuff get's going, I'll take some pictures and post them.

You Are All Diseased
I've noticed that there are a whole lot of passive-aggressive A-holes wandering around the "mumm's", dispensing their version of nazi-esque policing. So in the event I should ever decide to post an all important "mumm" i'd like to get some questions answered first. 1) What the hell does MUMM stand for?? 2) What IS and is NOT a mumm?? (please give examples) 3) Why is it that some people use the mumm's as some sort of internet port-a-potty dragging it from one mumm to the next shitting all over people?? Is your toilet at home broken?? z)Should I paint my toenails red or invade a small country using only my boobs and a toothbrush as weapons??

Wanna Make $10,000 Fubucks
any person wanting to make $10,000 fubucks get in touch with me....all u have to do is pic one of my pics and rate it a 10 and give it 100 comments.....very straight forward......commenting must be done all at one time,within a 2 hour period. that equals out to a 100 fubucks per comment

Nuts In A Cemetary
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing them up between themselves. 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' 'Beat it, kid,' said the man. 'Can't you see it's hard for me to walk?' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to

Life15
Yesterday I did a lot of thinking about my 15 year old son. We really need to keep a closer eye on him and take away a lot of his freedom for a while until he proves to us he is really trying. His grades suck, plain and simple. He says he is trying but we know he would rather hang out with his friends then to do his homework! So his social life is coming to a stop. He has a new girlfriend ad she is welcome to come over here anytime she wants but for him to just go and do what ever he wants....NO! Every day seems like a struggle with life. My daughter was so easy and so responsible. This just really hit us upside the head not knowing what to do when Anthony started acting up. Maybe it is easier if the first one isn't so good and then you can know that you need to squash the others! hahaha So my house is clean, all the laundry is done and put away and my candles are lit in my room so it is a little more peaceful now. I love having candles lit. I just wish I could find so

Sad
You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this doesnt touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?" No