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"petty And Cruel Dictator" By Cindy Sheehan
"Petty and Cruel Dictator" by Cindy Sheehan ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Real Cindy Sheehan Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:26 Petty and Cruel Dictator”Cindy Sheehan Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the president of Iran spoke at Columbia University today. I heard that he was invited there because the President of Columbia wanted to foster a “free exchange of ideas.” Even though I am not an Ahmadinejad supporter, I know he was elected in Iran in a knee-jerk and understandable response to the USA’s bloodily unnecessary invasion of Iraq, as many reactionery governments have been elected in that region and all over the world in response to the spreading US corporate and military empire. Citing such human rights’ violations in the form of imprisonment and executions, the President of Columbia University, very boorishly said that Ahmadinejad appeared to be a “petty and cruel dictator.” First of all, how does one invite someone to your place for a “free exchange of i

Time For A Turnaround?
I think it is. I'm tired of craziness, I'm tired of people being clingy on the first date...I'm tired of lies and manipulation. Sitting back and letting them come to me has done what for me? It's made me want to be alone lol. The one I want...is the one playing it cool...and I play it cool with him, but one day..the intensity's going to catch up with us. I can't wait.

Written By An Australian Dentist....
To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan.The only difference is that in America they are free to worship

Timmy Is Trying To Get A Wii
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Blackwater Back On Patrol In Baghdad As Shootings Probe Cont
Blackwater Back on Patrol in Baghdad as Shootings Probe Cont ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:12 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Special Thanks To : nierikaDate: Sep 24, 2007 6:05 PMhttp://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=07/09/24/1412230Democracy Now!Blackwater Back on Patrol in Baghdad as Shootings Probe Continues Monday, September 24th, 2007 On Monday, the Iraqi government said it will await the outcome of an investigation into last Sunday's killing of at least 11 people by Blackwater USA in Baghdad before taking any action against the company. The statement comes one day after Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said the shooting deaths pose "a serious challenge to the sovereignty of Iraq." We speak with Jeremy Scahill, author of "Blackwater: the Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army." [includes rush transcript] The controversy continues o

Lost" B-52 Nuke Cruise Missiles Were On Way To Middle East
Lost" B-52 nuke cruise missiles were on way to Middle East ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:37 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: sootheDate: Sep 24, 2007 6:33 PMnierikaDate: September 25, 2007 12:10 AMBody: http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/articles/20070923Sept. 24, 2007 -- SPECIAL REPORT -- "Lost" B-52 nuke cruise missiles were on way to Middle East for attack on Iran; Air Force refused to fly weapons to Middle East theater.WMR has learned from U.S. and foreign intelligence sources that the B-52 transporting six stealth AGM-129 Advanced Cruise Missiles, each armed with a W-80-1 nuclear warhead, on August 30, were destined for the Middle East via Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana. However, elements of the Air Force, supported by U.S. intelligence agency personnel, successfully revealed the ultimate destination of the nuclear weapons and the mission wa

Lil Bit
a lil bit of love goes a long way sunshine in ur morning and britness in your day a lil bit of caring showing and sparing your actions speak for you your lite shines right on thou a lil bit of emotion can put even the deadest heart into motion a lil bit of heaven is what you are with love like urz ill never be far just look inside ur heart , and their i will be waiting and loving U 4 eternity G.K 9-5-06

My Sunshine
Everything thing that you are Is everything that's wonderful to me. Love is not blind Unless you are a fantasy You may be far away But in my thoughts Night and day Surround myself with your love He sent you to me from above Nothing left to hide Give you all the love Inside of me You will always and forever be Hold you for eternity Open your eyes and make you see The beauty I see Inside of you Your light is the beacon Keeps shining thru You make the bad days Not so blue You have made my heart come unglued No words good enough to Xplain How I feel about you You are my sunshine Thank god for you 1-29-07

Domination Of Your Soul
Lurking, stalking in the night. Once were blessed Now fall from flight. Death be done No longer fight Hell on earth All kill in spite. Domination of your soul Are you in control Is someone else mastering you Look in your eyes and see straight thru Hatred moves on thru the land Greed and envy go hand in hand Destruction of what's left of man Feast on there blood Scorch their land. Domination of your soul Are you in control Is someone else mastering you Look in your eyes and see straight thru Darkness rules, the sons of man All was planed before man began A thousand years he will reign, Feeding from our suffering and pain. Domination of your soul Are you in control Is someone else mastering you Look in your eyes and see straight thru G.K 1-12-07

Lame
I guess today is my office manager and her hubby's wedding anniversary. Her hubby showed up a little while ago with two ballons that say I Love You and an arragement from Edible whatever. I mean okay, I guess most people would think that's cute, but I mean I think it's kinda lame. What happened to originality?!

There Should Be Laws
There should be laws against having children in this country. To many damn women are poppin out 3, 4, 5 damn kids and placing the responsibility on everyone else. I mean c'mon. Do you realize how many children are diagnosed each year with ADD & ADHD? these same kids are fed cookies , candy and soda to keep them quiet and out of their mothers hair while she is out doin some random guy to pay her bills. wanna keep your kids still.... one good ass beating, they will stay still trust that worked on me... my mom kicked my ass i did not move. not even that, you can not get on a bus, train or even walk into a store here without some kid running around and acting a fool, while their parents are roaming aimlessly or talking on a cell phone. damn, if you do some research there have never been any children in history that ever acted up the way they do these days. I think it is just irresponsibility. 1. children will not keep you together with any man. 2. if you don't want them ... then d

I Love You Just The Way You Are
I'm sorry.. I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. I'm sorry.. That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And im sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 mins they forget about it and do the same thing all o

Trust God...
Sometimes the best way to be strong is to admit that you are weak; that you can't do everything on your own... When you are experiencing pain, don't ignore your feelings... Remind yourself that it's okay to cry and lift your concerns to God... Once the storm has passed, you'll find that you will naturally emerge as a STRONGER and BETTER YOU... (",)

I Don't Think Anything Gets Me More....
Than seeing my close friends hurt. Especially friends I consider to be like sisters. I hate when people feel that they can do what they want and then not give a damn about the consequences and deny shit when the proof is right there for every one to see. It's times like this that these people should be very happy I don't live too close.... I've been known to lose my temper over shit like this and fuck people up. ****END RANT****

Burmese Military Imposes Curfew
Burmese military imposes curfew Burma's military leaders have imposed a dusk-to-dawn curfew in the main cities Rangoon and Mandalay, which have seen escalating anti-government protests. Armed troops have now been deployed after tens of thousands of Buddhist monks and civilians again defied the army's warning to stay off the streets. World leaders at the UN General Assembly have condemned the situation. President George W Bush said the US was "outraged" by Burma's human rights record and announced further sanctions. These include US visa restrictions on the Burmese leadership and their financial backers, Mr Bush said. Analysts say further sanctions are unlikely to be effective without the support of Burma's main trade partners, China and India. Vow to continue The night curfew, along with a ban on gatherings of more than five people, were announced through loudspeakers on military lorries driving through Rangoon and Mandalay. The restrictions will be in

:breaking: Planes Grounded Over Equipment Failure (memphis
:BREAKING: Planes grounded over equipment failure (MEMPHIS ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: § Lori § Date: 25 Sep 2007, 14:25 thanks: BlaineDate: Sep 25, 2007 3:33 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BreakTheB0x 4 Ron PaulDate: Sep 25, 2007 4:31 PMI don't know if this is important or not, seems like a good story to send along the lines though...I'll let you all come up with your own theories.-BreakTheB0x----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Denise Date: Sep 25, 2007 1:25 PM Planes grounded over equipment failure http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070925/ap_on_re_us/disrupted_flights_1 The Federal Aviation Administration cleared all airline traffic within 250 miles of Memphis on Tuesday, grounding an unknown number of flights around the country, because communications equipment had failed at the regional air-traffic control center there.Air-traffic control centers in adjacent regions handled fligh

Will You Go Out With Me
I’m laying on my bed Thinking of you Trying to figure out What I should do. Should I give my heart Or be a friend Or should I love myself Until the end. Should I keep my love a secret Or let it show I don’t know what to do So I’m asking you if you want to know. I’ll love you forever Until the day I die But if you don’t love me like that It’s alright. You’re not the first And you wont’ be the last It’s not your fault I fall in love too fast. I hope you understand And learn to love me too Cause I don’t want to imagine My life without you. So I’m sending you this poem I’m sending you this plea To ask you this question Will you go out with me?

Depression Days
I’m in my room Crying and shaking Wondering who cares And if they can feel me quaking. I want to die And leave this strife But I don’t have the guts To take my own life. I’m wondering if There’s someone out there who cares I need a long embracing hug And for the world to be fair. My mother still has me She has my soul She is so cruel She’ll never let me go. It seems no one cares Can someone step up to the plate Help me figure out my life Help me figure out my fate. I just want a real family Is that too much to ask I just want someone to love me Is that too hard a task. Nobody cares about Poor Pitiful Amber She’s ugly, fat, and white Her mother will never let her go She’s holding on very tight. No one understands me They don’t bother to try They can’t see past my fake smiles and stupid lies They don’t see how much I cry. I’m trying to get good grades And do well in school But…at the same time I’m trying to fit in and be cool. I have n

House Cleaning
LET ME SET THIS OUT THERE FOR ALL OF YOU RIGHT FROM THE START. I CAME HERE AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND HAVE FUN. WELL THE FUN IS OVER NOW. I AM GOING TO DO SOME HOUSE CLEANING AND I HAVE STARTED WITH THE ONE THAT INVITED ME. IM GIVING YOU ALL THE CHOICE TO STAY ON THE FIENDS LIST OR GO, IT DONT REALLY MATTER TO ME. AFTER THE DAY THAT I HAVE HAD TODAY I AM TO THE POINT THAT I AM THINKING OF DELETING THE WHOLE ACCOUNT. IF YOU ARE REALLY A FRIEND YOU WILL GIVE ME A REASON TO STAY.

Club F.a.r
hey everybody...as you can see by my name, I am a member of club F.A.R..in club F.A.R you have to rate, fan, and add all of the members and when a member needs help the rest of the club is supposed to help them out. they also have a pimpout list that you could end up on....so why not join...if you would like to know what you have to do to join...please send me shout or a private me, and i will give you the link to the person you need to contact. thanks...hope to see ya on the list....xoxoxox

Good Giggle For The Morning.
So I was on one of my myspaces, cause that's what I do first in the morning and one of my best friends, left a comment on a pic of me and Josh from Silverstein saying she had a nightmare and asking if he was going to be in Saw 5. It's so funny cause Josh has the hugest most psychotic smile on his face. EVER.

Never Assume
Never assume anything always ask. A hard lesson learned if someone doesn't tell you something and you have questions. Ask if they get mad well it's on them just never assume it only makes things worse. You may think they should tell you, but of course most aren't as u assume, they assume you understand and know. If you don't let them know you don't understand something or you don't know it just makes some people mad when you haven't asked them in the first place. Some are understanding, but some aren't and if nothing is asked then misunderstandings occur later on which lead to bigger problems. So when in doubt of something ask, never assume.

"close Your Eyes"
Close your eyes, what do you see? Do you see what's really there, Or do you see what you expect there to be? It's more than blood and bone we share Reveal our heart, our soul, our mind.. We're all the same when you are blind Blind to color, beauty, weight and height. There's more to see than just with sight. So close your eyes and see what's there. You see more blind then when you stare. Close your eyes and open your mind... We're not so different when you are blind

New Beginings
not wasting time playing games telling it how it is from the heart letting myself be completely open so i can feel again pain lies within deep as well as my fears but when im with you it all disappears i feel nothing but happiness ....this amazing love not scared of being hurt this time willing to put all of me out there and on the line to show you who i am inside the past is behind me where it needs to be the future is ahead and its getting brighter now that you are in my life everyday is a new, a new chance to open my senses to all this life has to offer to spend it with you in my life... i couldnt have asked for anything better your more amazing then you know your love is so deep and true i can see the happiness in your eyes and feel it in your touch just thinking of you the feeling i get cannot be explained, only felt every minute im with you is a minute i will treasure for eternity you have shown me things i didn't know existed but im fe

Quote For September 26
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. -- Robert McCloskey Bonus Quote: It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" -- Winnie the Pooh

So Much For Working Today!
Went to work and there were fire trucks and cops outside the office. Apparently the power had got knocked out by an auto accident up the road that knocked down a power line. When they tried to bring the power back up, something started smoking in one of the upstairs offices at which point they shut down the power again and evacuated the building. Now the sensible thing to do would have been to just send people home right away, right? Well far be it from my company to do the sensible thing. We sat around doing nothing till the fire department said it was all clear. All clear, but no power yet. So we sat around some more, in a dark building. Or outside. A lot of people went to get coffee. Anyway, the facilities people and an electrician were in the process of bringing up the power one section at a time and checking to see if it would go up in smoke when my manager came to me and said, "go home". So now I am home and just chillin'. I heard some people say the compan

Your Goverment Will Shock You For Your Own Good
YOUR GOVERMENT WILL SHOCK YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: yaKir ‰ Date: Sep 26, 2007 3:04 PM From: Pan Man The only way to herd sheep where you want them to go is to scare them within acceptable limits. If you push the scare too hard, the sheep will stampede and that makes for a bad day at the ranch. Sheep can be very dangerous and difficult to control once the stampede alarm goes off. On the other hand, sheep are also susceptible to what psychologists call "systematic desensitization". Like the proverbial frog in the pot of cool water on the stove over a very low fire, as the temperature very slowly increases, the frog adjusts in subliminal increments while he slowly boils to death without realizing he's in trouble until it's too late. If the bad guys (we call them NEOCON Fascists) slowly increase the level of "herd control" and police brutality via more and more sophisticated means, the sheeple gradually grow to acc

Re: Illegal Immigrants Are Going Home
RE: Illegal Immigrants Are Going Home ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 26 Sep 2007, 23:17 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Vadershine Date: Sep 26, 2007 5:02 PM From: USA Forever** PLEASE REPOST **Eat your words Pro-Amnesty "TRAITORS"!!Its a shame you WONT BE taking credit for this one..L.A. Times: Illegals Are Going Home!Fewer migrants mean more benefitsBy Mark Krikorian September 24, 2007Immigration hawks have been on a winning streak lately. An unprecedented surge of public outrage at the prospect of amnesty for illegal immigrants led to the defeat in June of the Senate immigration bill and the probable end of President Bush's dream for comprehensive immigration reform. And that was merely the latest in a series of victories for supporters of tighter controls, including the Real ID Act of 2005, the Secure Fence Act of 2006, proliferating enforcement efforts at the state and local levels and a new package of mod

Who Should Paint My Portrait
Pablo Picasso Pablo Picasso should paint your portrait. You are a totally unique person. You are usually the first one to adopt a new mode of thought or the latest fashion. Everyone looks up to you. You are friendly and easygoing with everyone you meet. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Scorned
I was seeking innocence A tunnel back to yesterday Before those savage burning hands Ripped it from my breast Lying in soiled sheets Dirty Alone Tears of lost youth mingling with polluted blood Desperately searching for vanished bud I was brutally denied. Life’s passage A vindictive scorn There I lay, cruelly wilted Before my time

Feelings
words cannot express the way i feel inside, all the tention i hide, confusing, anger, and pain, the feeling of happniess, laughter, and joy swimming all around me in a sea of lies i wonder why i feel the way i do, is there a reason, a lesson to be learned, a story to be told, the story of my life, is one tell un told hidden from all the confusion of the world, to many emotions, mixed up feelings, coming towards me in such a rush, what do i do, do i handle them as they come, do whats right get mixed in the game of life, do what i feel inside, take the road less travled by, be true to myself, independent, and free.

North Wtc Tower - Explosions Jetting From
North WTC Tower - Explosions jetting from building *RC_REVOLUTION 420 [resistance] ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: frEinLy Fier l l 9 (eMenY teRribaLisT)) . Date: Sep 27, 2007 12:17 AM 9/11: North Tower - northwest corner ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: Sep 26, 2007 10:11 PM Sure looks like there might have been, say, explosives or something coming all the way down this corner before the collapse got to them??? Rapid ejection of debris on the northwest corner of the tower. Regular speed & 50% slow motion. 4 different sources were used. PBS, NBC, History Channel & France 2 Television. Download here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=W2GNXB3D 9/11 Research & other important sites: http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/ http://www.globalresearch.ca/ http://www.911research.wtc7.net/ http://www.ae911truth.org/ http://www.stj911.org/ http://www.pilotsfor911truth.org/ http://www.prisonplanet.com/ http:

Paris
So we went to Paris for a week. That was pretty cool. Took lots of photos, saw lots of sights, walked a LOT, saw some amazing art, came home with a few stories to tell. Not my favourite European city, but certainly one I'm very glad I've been to now. I've uploaded a few photos of me standing outside things, if you're interested.

Headed Home
I finally took a vacation. I shut off my work phone, I powered off my blackberry, and I did not log into my VPN access on my laptop to check in on my team and how they were doing. I packed the dog away in the car and drove off to visit my friends and family in Chicago. It was the pup's first road trip. It was refreshing and relaxing. I feel re-charged. I even had time to come on here and get caught up on everything! Today begins my long trip home to Florida... It's been a long time since I've been so relaxed. There's only one release left that I need... I'll be taking care of that soon, too, I think.

Today On World Rock Radio
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Love, Life, And Chocolate
I'm so confused. I've done so many things lately I said I'd never do. I'm totally head over heels for someone else's man but in my defense she treats him like shit.He and I have great fun together. We're all happy and then she calls and ties him in knots. He thinks they can make it but is unhappy so much of the time it breaks my heart. If I thought for even one minute she wouldn't break his heart this time or that she wasn't using him I'd walk away. I have a few guys who want to go out with me and I know they would be awesome to me. I care deeply about them both but is it really fair to try to have a relationship with one of them when I won't be fully committed? I mean it might work out but I can't be sure I wouldn't go running back to him if he needed me. I'm so confussed and lonely!!! I'm probably moving to Rock Hill South Carolina. I'm not totally sure yet but it's looking good. I'm tired of my whole life being up in the air and friends here are wanting me to move in with them. T

My Fantasies....
Last nite, I got too fucked up. LOL. I am very relaxed still too...and I have to go to work today. But the reason I am writing is because of my fucked up dreams last nite that have became fantasies of things I wish to do. I have always wanted to be involved in a gang bang. I dont kno why...but I do. But if anyone was to do anal...there is only one man I trust for that. I can just imagine...like 5-6 men...lol...yea I kno. I am also wishing a DP. Never had that before...besides myself and toys. But its different when there is someone to help ya. ;) I dont kno if I can handle having two dicks in my pussy tho. LOL Not saying I am tight. Not saying I am loose neither. I guess I am in the middle. I dont kno...I dont have a dick to fuck myself. LOL. Rape fantasy....there is one I want. It would have to be with someone I totally trust...we have to have a safe word. Because I will fucking struggle like its a actual rape. But you cant rape the willing. I just want

In Memoryan Of Kenji Nagai
The graphical reporter Japanese deceased today in Myanmar was identified like Kenji Nagai, into 50 years, according to informed local agency Kyodo. Nagai worked for producer of video APF News, cradle in Tokyo, which she is the one that identified it at a first moment, which later was corroborated by the Ministry of Exteriors of Japan, according to the public television network NHK. Photographic images from Rangún showed the Japanese reporter thrown in the ground during a manifestation and pointed by a gun that carries a soldier. Nagai had traveled single east Tuesday to Myanmar, for a visit of around one week, and had predicted to put itself today in contact with its company, something that did not do, according to the producer tokiota APF.

Disturbingly Illogical Yet Profoundly Fulfilling
I've been using that line from the "Star Trek: Voyager" seventh season episode "Lineage" in my blast for the last few days. It's how the Vulcan (you known, guys like Mr. Spock with the pointed ears who are always emphasizing clear logic and emotional control) security officer Tuvok referred to raising children when the wife of a crewmate of his was pregnant with their child. Having seen his children grown and gone, this is the first thing Tuvok could recall . . . emotionally. Well, as emotional as Star Trek's Vulcans get. I don't know if being born near a warp core would have necessarily improved our daughter Sarah's disposition (what Star Trek's Bolian race with the split down their foreheads believes), but it's refreshing to see her act on her curiosity. At least it is to me; she's slowly learning her limits -- once when she bit Martha on the arm, she bit her BACK and that stopped. After falling out of her toddler bed four times or so, she stopped that. (It wasn't a long

Life
-life is a twirl and twine -so when your relaxing drinking your glass of wine, -realize that to succeed you must use peace of mind -there will be ups and downs but through it all you must not nag nor whine -there will be times of darkness and times of light -you must not be vulnerable to the grim of night -to get to the top there shall always be some kind of struggle to fight -but just stick to your goal and your results shall be bright -but you cant complain -because in the end you'll have lost nothing, only opportunity to gain -yes it might have cost sweat and pain -but now you are the one that shall ordain -so now its off to find your date -someone who could be your future mate -the perfect someone you could only find by fate -this is life, so find a goal and succeed before its too late

Life 2
Life is an ebb and flow of constant changes. Starting from the existence of a tiny seed Blooming with hopeful life, To the springing forth of a being so full of future promise. Who continually changes throughout the ever flowing paths of life's ups and downs! Changing constantly in form and status While experiencing awakenings, frustrations, sadnesses, and a gamut of feelings, Related to disappointments, untimely occurrences, unwanted occurrence's,and exciting occurrences, Often rarely prepared for the changes to come. Dealing with the making of new adjustments, While letting go of the familiarity and comfort of the past. Knowing that what was so secure yesterday was just a fleeting moment in time. As we go through life continuing to make adjustments related to life's happenings, Seeking to find that inner peace and happiness, trying to adjust to each step of life's never ending changes!

My Second Half Of The Day!
Okay, like I don't have enough gray hair already! The school system in Vacaville is going to drive me crazy and completely gray! Earlier while I was talking to Martin on line, I got an email from my son Anthony's teacher saying that he was missing 5 assignments!!! He had an F. Actually, she sent the email the other day only I didn't see it until today. So I am ready to strangle my son. Then, I go on to school loop again just now and it says he has an A in the class. He kept telling me that he had turned in all of his work and I had seen some of it so I knew that he did it. I couldn't for the life of my understand why he would do the work and not turn it in? So she was just behind on grading papers is all and made me angry at my son and thinking that he is just being stupid and irresponsible yet it was just her! So he is listening to me and Peter. We have been having daily talks with him and his brother. On the other hand, I got an email from Christopher's teac

What Do You Guys Think?
People I wanted to ask you all a question....When you take pictures to post on public websites, how important it is to have the background area in the pic clean.... Does any one really notice...I know that I notice....but since we will probably never meet anyone off this site..does it really matter

Why E-mail Is Like A Penis
1. Some people have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off. 3. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done. 4. Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do. 5. If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses. 6. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. 7. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 8. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble. 9. It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself, "Why on earth did I do that?" It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will do the same damn dumb things it did before.

1 Day Left!!! 7 Ebntries!! What U Waitin For???
Ok folks, I am GoInG to host a contest for the best Fu~Salute.1st place prize will be a 7 day blast, Second place will get choice of a ticker or Choice of BPG.Wanna enter??? The only rule i will have is it must be a FU approved salute......bombing WILL be allowed....open to anyone and everyone.Contest will begin 9/29/07 at midnight cst and will close 10/6/07 at midnight cst Fumail me ur pic link ,The more the better....lets make the first contest i host kick ass!!! ONE DAY LEFT!!! Fu~mail me ur picture link....or miss out!!! DJ*TwiZLeTTe*[WifeyOfWardenAli]InMaTe#663087@ fubar

Caring
This'll be long, I don't expect anyone to read it just because it's probably going to be painfully boring. I find it rather weird that lately I'm extremely apathetic about almost everything. I just don't care. The few exceptions being friends, family, and my husband. I'm sure it makes me sound like a horrible person, but I really could not care less if some stupid ass pitbull law is passed to ban them. I really don't give a shit either way if Hilary Clinton gets elected president. I couldn't care more if I tried about global warming, the war, or abortion. I think abuse is shitty, but unless it's someone I know, I couldn't give two shits if someone stayed in an abusive relationship. It's your life, if you wanted to get treated like shit, far be it for me to complain. Get some fucking therapy. Yes, I realize it's a much more diverse issue, but pity-parties are lame. I don't think you should fuck other people if you're married, but unless you're my husband, I really don't care

Oh Noes!!!
I had a CT scan of my sinuses taken this evening. I removed all of my piercings on the off hand chance that they would ask me to do so when I got there. The scan went fine, took about 5 minutes. I got home and forgot about putting my piercings back in. Well I just went to put them back in and the ear rings went in fine. However my nipple piercing would not go back in. The hole has closed up. So I am taking this as a sign to let this piercing go for now. I have had it since '93 and maybe it is time to let that hole heal. When I got it, I was one fucked up human being. I am a totally different person now and maybe by letting go of that old piercing I can let go of a little bit more of that fucked person that I was. I had gotten it with the intent to mark a change in my life and it did. However, after all this time that change is no longer relevant with who I am now. So I figure I will let it heal and maybe someday I will get it done again for a different reason.

Scum
why is it that certain people always focus on the low, i know a guy that has enough in his life to be happy yet for some stupid fucked up reason he is feel depressed has hell today, he has an amazing woman in his life and yet he is so down and consumed by darkness, so much so he can't even see the reason for the depression it just hit him, to feel so low and out of it for no reason makes no sense, now he's beating himself up for what he calls being scum as it will no doubt bring down those around him which he doesn't want, wish i could figure out what the problem is and fight it off but hey guess he's stuck being down and out till the light comes back

My Crew
Introducing The G-Spot :D THE G-SPOT (GOD FATHER/MOTHER LEVELING CREW) - We are dedicated to helping people on level 24 only make it to Godfather level 25 quicker. We are NOT a bombing family!!!! We work on the next person in-line according to the table. All our members will rate the godfather-to-be as much as we can to help them level up ASAP. We will work on that person for the day (as long as they have a verified salute) until either they level or as long as they are next in-line. If someone takes over them the next day, we will move on to that person. There will be blogs and bulletins letting everyone know who to help that day so we all can work together as a great team, so watch out for them :D We are looking for new members so if it's something you would like to help with then just leave a comment here. You DO NOT have to be a godfather/mother to join the family, anyone is welcome, and remember, by helping others earns points so you're helping yourself too

Prison Planet Is Now Un-banned From Myspace
Prison Planet Is Now Un-Banned from MySpace ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 28 Sep 2007, 07:05 Prison Planet Is Now Un-Banned from MySpaceFor the time being anyway....Thanks for correcting this MySpace, and we hope we don't have to raise the issue again!

She Was Only 5
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You

Nsfw Photos
Yeah I see some gotta see a little sneak preview of somethings in which they were notta see...lol...:D If only FUBAR would get their shit together an not allow this to happen things would be GREAT...It's all good tho, at least some enjoyed themselves!

Sad
My ex is leaving for Arizona tomarrow. I feel sad. I know I broke up with him and all, but I can't help feeling this way, ya know. We are still friends and joke around and junk. I am going to miss him, but I know that this is the best thing for him to do right now. He has nothing here but his kids. His brother is in AZ and I know he will be happier there. I am just so sad feeling tho. Is it wrong for me to feel that way even though we are not togeather anymore? We were togeather for three years, and I still do care about him. The funny thing is, I dont want to be with him, but I really don't want him to leave either. Crazy, isn't it. I just don't know how I am suppossed to feel. This sucks

School Guards Break Child's Arm For Dropping
School Guards Break Child's Arm For Dropping Cake(video) Body: *REPOST THIS BULLETIN*(to repost hit reply then copy code and paste to your bulletin) School Guards Break Child's Arm And Arrest Her For Dropping Cake Pandemic of police and security violence continues unabated Steve Watson Infowars.net Friday, Sept 28, 2007 School security guards in Palmdale, CA have been caught on camera assaulting a 16-year-old girl and breaking her arm after she spilled some cake during lunch and left some crumbs on the floor after cleaning it up. The incident occurred last week at Knight High School in Palmdale and was caught on a cell phone camera by another pupil who was then also assaulted by the security guards. Watch video of the incident here and here. The girl, Pleajhai Mervin, told Fox News LA that she was bumped while queuing for lunch and dropped the cake. After being ordered to clean it up and then re-clean the spot three times, she attempted to l

Mighty Mighty Bosstones-so Sad To Say
I'll let you in on how I'm feeling You've got alot of nerve You'll get what you deserve Granted this feeling's unappealing I'm bitter I'll admit Now I've gotta deal with it Just one more thing, ok It's all so sad to say It's so sad to say What we had has gone away You could say it's sad Think of what we could have had I'll let you out without resistance Parting this way is not the way we ever thought (In fact) I always thought we'd go the distance But we went nowhere quick, so sad it makes me sick Just one more thing, ok It's all so sad to say It's so sad to say What we had has gone away You could say it's sad Think of what we could have had My anomosity has got the best of me It's been feeding off a sadness deep inside me that'll fade I pray And in time what will I know It's so far, it's fading slow Just one more thing, ok It's all so sad to say It's so sad to say What we had has gone away You could say it's sad Think of what we could have had

The Pain Of My Past Supressed By My Destiny
drag the blade across my skin feel the pain settle in feel the rush to my head laying down in my bed see the blood flow from the wound overwhelming emotions consumed as these dark thoughts fill my head on the inside i feel dead when will all this bullshit end all this hurt i want to mend but the darkness wont go away in my head and heart it plays constant waves of hurt and pain always running threw my brain want to scream out want to cry wanting nothing but to die all of this is in my past but new tension is building fast makes me think of wicked things what good can tomorrow bring? dont want to slip in that old routine destiny is what keeps me sane so i supress all my pain hide it deep and hide it well locked up inside under this shell shes my world my everything never know how much joy her smile can bring shes my rock what keeps me sane fuck the past and all that pain live for her and each day is new start to forget all the hurt; i got my daughter shes

My Wedding Day
it is 6:49 in the morning and i cant sleep anymore. i am getting married in about 9 hours to the man of my dreams. i never thought i would re marry again one failed attempt was enough but this man was patient and loveing and giving, his smile makes me smile, and his pain makes me hurt, his eyes look into mine and i feel peace, he sings me love songs, and no matter how frazzled i get (and i get pretty frazzled) he just holds me tells me it will all be ok and then kisses me, i feel safe with this man and i feel oh so loved I know that there will be hard times and times i make him angry or he makes me angry, but i also know that we will talk it out and adjust we are just two people willing to make the sacrafice for eachother and i love that. i should stop rambeling lol thank you my friends for always being there for me and thank you for all your blessings. i guess i should wake up my groom we have a wedding to get ready for

9-29-07
You're not entirely sure you're seeing things quite right, so take your tie and look more closely. It may be that you need to ask a few penetrating questions before the whole truth comes out. ----------------------------------------------------- Fuck yeah who wants to be penetrated?????

My New Lounge
i dont know exactly what happened with the lounges, but i just made a new one so come check it out its called bored with nothing to do, with basically describes me lol im in there now http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50252

Men And Daughter's!
My little sneaky daughter! I just took a shower after walking on the treadmill and got dressed. I am supposed to go out to dinner tonight so I was trying to find some pants that don't look terrible on me and look like I am wearing someone else's clothes! So, I find some pants that look descent on me, they are black. Not too baggy. I am thinking that I will wear these tonight to dinner. So I just walked by where I keep my purses and my new black purse is gone! My daughter told me she thought it should be for her when I bought it. I said NO. It is mine! So last night she tells us that she is staying at a friends house and then they are getting up to go to San Fransisco for the day. Now I can guess where my purse went! I just called her to ask her if she had it and she was being coy. I told her that I wanted to use that purse today and she could have asked! Little sneaky girl! I should be doing laundry but I can't! Why? Because my husband decided to undo my washer and

Friends Please Help
I am asking for my friends to come and help this great guy. He is in a contest for a 30 day VIP and I would love to see him get it. He has done alot for so many on Fubar and he deserves the win. Come drop some comments on him and a rate please.

Imagined
YOUR VOICE FILLS MY EARS AS THE SWEETEST OF MUSICAL NOTES AND IS CALM BUT EXCITING AT THE SAME TIME. I DREAM OF YOU ALTHOUGH I AM AWAKE AND I RELIVE ALL MOMENTS WE HAVE SHARED, AND IT ONLY MAKES ME WANT MORE, I FEEL AS IF I HAVE BEEN INTOXICATED BY THE FINEST WINE, BUT I KNOW IT IS FROM YOUR LOVE AND EACH DAY I AM LONGING FOR MORE, I ONLY NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE AND IT TAKES MY BREATH AWAY, I HAVE DREAMED IT MANY TIMES AND I HAVE LONGED, BUT STILL IT DOES NOT SEEM REAL, YET EACH DAY I HEAR YOUR WORDS OF LOVE AND I RECALL HOW YOUR HANDS HAVE CARESSED MY BODY AND HAVE SHOWN ME A PASSION BEYOND MY DREAMS AND I KNOW YOU ARE REAL, I ENVISION A FUTURE OF ALL THE MEMORIES WE WILL CREATE AS WE SHARE OURSELVES IN THIS LIFE, AND NIGHTS OF HOLDING YOU WITH OUR ARMS AROUND EACHOTHER AND I CAN FEEL YOUR HEART BEAT UPON MINE AND IT IS THEN THAT I KNOW YOU ARE NOT IMAGINED, YOU ARE MY DESTINY AND OUR LOVE IS THE LEGACY WE PASS TO THOSE WE LEAVE BEHIND WHEN OUR TIME HERE IS DONE.

Bike Hoe's.......hahahahaha!!!!!!!
1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys ) 7. Showing your tits will get you selected first for a bike ride. 8.S

Babysitting Benefits
Babysitting Benefits by sexiibaby© I never expected things to go this far. In fact, I never expected things to actually go anymore. My teacher's husband actually fucked me. And I let him, didn't I? Well, I'll tell you the story and let you decide for yourself. When I first entered high school, my English teacher adored me. Not only was I a great writer, I was just a good student in general. Helpful, thoughtful, intelligent. Even after I graduated from her class, we maintained a close platonic student teacher relationship. A year after I moved on from her class, I heard that she got married, and rumor had it that her husband was gorgeous. Its not like it would be hard to believe, Mrs. Samson was an incredibly beautiful woman. Of course, I'd never seen him myself, so I had no reason to believe or really even care about the rumor. In my junior year of high school, I found out that Mrs. Samson was pregnant and that she would be due towards June. I guess her and her supposedly hot

Becky North Goes Too Far
Becky North Goes Too Far by ChaseQ © Becky North a.k.a. Mrs. North for the past ten years, was not particularly engaged this day. She was staying at home, doing as she pleased, not concerning herself with anything more than she had to. She had a long bath and dressed in what her whim drew her to at the time. The landscaper had shown up a couple of hours ago and was finishing the lawn and trimming. Mrs. North would never admit it to anyone, but, she stole glances out the windows of the house, whenever convenient, to briefly admire the sweating body of the man doing the lawn. The rippling muscles in his legs and arms drew particular attention form Mrs. North. It wasn't that he was considerably bulked with muscle, just in good shape... and a little cute. A thought found it's way into her consciousness 'I wonder if he noticed me?' and another quickly followed... 'Dressing for him are we? You should be ashamed.' Mrs. North raised her chin a little. The man was putting away h

Best Day Ever Ch. 01
Best Day Ever Ch. 01 by likes2Bdominated © My sexual frustration was reaching dangerous levels, almost to the point if someone were to simply poke me, I probably would have had a mind blowing orgasm right then and there. So when I heard he was coming over this afternoon, I decided to get everything done early, so all I had to do, was enjoy myself. I waltzed into the elevator, with the intention of going down to the lobby to get my mail, and pushed the little button until it lit up. I noticed a gentlemen in the corner to my right, but couldn't make out his face, because he was looking at a newspaper. The doors closed and his newspaper dropped. I gasped as he forced his way to the keypad and pushed the emergency stop. His next move was to force me up against the wall, holding my wrists up over my head. I warned him to stop, but he persisted, and his hand was soon up my skirt and buried in my panties. I tried to look at his face, but he had a mask on, and I realized it would be imposs

Big Woman Gets Anal
Big Woman Gets Anal by Samuelx © Hunting. It's perhaps the oldest ritual known to man. So it was thousands of years ago and so it is today. My name is Jack Huntington. I'm a Hunter. It's both my profession and passion. I'm a profiler for the FBI by trade. My favorite prey are large criminals of both sexes and all races and my favorite thing to do is having sex. Anal sex to be exact. I'm an anal master and connoisseur. Just call me the Backdoor King. The front door is overrated if you ask me. There are so many pleasures and wonders in the back. I'm an explorer of this seemingly forbidden passage. A scientist, if you will. These are my stories. I still remember my favorite and most successful hunts. Let's see, there was this dame named Michelle Drake in Boston. When I first saw her, it was in the library where she worked. A stocky woman in her early fifties. Five feet nine inches tall, broad and thick-bodied, with large breasts, wide hips and a plump behind. Her face was plain and

Blindfolds And Black Lace
Blindfolds and Black Lace by MMichele© It was a fairly ordinary Thursday, I got up, got dressed and went to work, same routine that I do five days a week. I was looking forward to the weekend for some relaxation and some time to unwind and forget about the boss and work and all that daily mundane stuff. I had just gotten out of the shower when he called. He asked me what I was up to and my response was the usual "Nothing much, how about with you?", he asked to me come over and watch movies and hang out. I said sure, got dressed and headed on over. On the way there, I get another phone call from him "When you get to the door, knock twice before you enter". I thought it was kind of odd, but I said alright nonetheless. Once I got to his door, I did exactly as he had asked and knocked twice before entering. I didn't hear a response, so I just headed in anyway, since I knew he was expecting me. I walked in to find his place pitch dark and quiet, not usually the way he kept things. H

Boy Rape By Marie
Boy Rape by Marie by zenzen© Marie sipped on her sex-on-the-beach and sighed as she saw another scrub eyeballing her and making his way to her corner of the bar. She already knew what he would say and what he wanted, and really, hadn't men in general taken enough from her? She slept every night with a pistol beneath her pillow just in case her ex didn't obey his restraining order. She'd finally built up enough courage to go out with the girls to this new club, only to have them stand her up. So here she was, sitting alone in this strange place with men coming at her like lions picking off a weak gazelle seperated from its herd. They all wanted her to "dance." And by dance they meant grabbing her by the hip bones and squeezing their dicks into her backside so hard that she couldn't move. In truth Marie loved to dance. She knew how to salsa and tengo and practiced "jazzercise" and pilates every week. Her body was small and agile and she moved with ease and grace to nearly any k

The Break-in
The Break-In by sxxybtch© This is my first story, so please let me know what you thought! -------------------------------- It was two o'clock in the morning when Trish heard a loud noise that woke her from a peaceful sleep. It sounded like it was coming from her bathroom. She froze momentarily. There had been a series of break ins in her neighborhood over the past month. She quickly thought of the things in her apartment. Thank god she had insurance and that safe in her closet for all her jewelry. She heard a noise again, but now it sounded like it was coming from her living room. She knew now for sure there was an intruder in her apartment. She turned over and grabbed her phone from her night table and the golf club she kept under her bed, just in case someone did break in. As she began to dial 9-1-1 she realized she had forgotten to plug her phone in and it was dead. "Damn." She thought to herself. "I guess my mom was right, I should have gotten a land line in case som

Business Woman
Business Woman by quimmaster © I was waiting at Sherry's house to put a plan I'd developed into effect. The tall, 26 year old brunette lived with her family but they were off to New York for the week. It was a four day holiday weekend and so no one would miss her, at least not for a few days. I'd first been attracted to her 40 inch chest and then to her long, slender legs. Now she wore a long, stylish skirt and a silk blouse as she entered the foyer. Putting her briefcase and purse down on the table, she came into the living room. I stepped up behind her and putting my hand over her mouth pressed the point of my knife into the soft underside of her huge breast. I pushed her hard against the wall as she fought me. When the sharp point of the knife stuck into her firm tit she stopped and began to whimper. I released my grip on her mouth and took a firm grip on her shoulder length hair. I twisted her head back until I could see a look of terror in the young woman's eyes. "

Going< Going< Gone!
I AM LEAVING FUBAR AND NOT RETURNING. I AM LEAVING FOR PERSONAL REASONS. MY LIFE HAS CHANGED ALOT FROM WHEN I FIRST CAME ON HERE OVER A YEAR AGO. I WILL MISS ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE FUBAR SO MUCH FUN. TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! I WILL BE ON YAHOO AND AOL STILL SO FOR THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH MY YAHOO EMAIL ADDRESS IS BRATTITUDE2YOU@YAHOO.COM AND MY AOL EMAIL ADDRESS IS RITAATNIGHT@AOL.COM. LOVE YOU ALL! MUAAAHHHHH

Damn Damn Damn
alright the past few nights me and Megan have been staying together. Well tonight we both had papers to work on so we took a break from each other. Well I got my paper finished she still hasn't started. So I'm going to have to wait probably until Monday night before we stay together again (she doesn't have class on Tuesday, and I don't have class until 2:30). Now the hardest thing is... I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP. I'm used to her laying down with me, and; her and I talking until we drift off. blah I miss her. Fuck I am in love with her. Which brings me to my next point. I can't tell her. I don't want to be the reason she stays... this is all covered in a previous blog.

Who Is Aung San Suu Kyi
Daw Aung San Suu Kyi (pronounced Daw Aung Sawn Sue Chee) is one of the world's most renown freedom fighters and advocates of nonviolence, having served as the figurehead for Burma's struggle for democracy since 1988. Born on June 19th, 1945 to Burma's independence hero, Aung San, Aung San Suu Kyi was educated in Burma, India, and the United Kingdom. Her father was assassinated when she was only two years old. In 1988, while living in London, she returned to Burma to nurse her dying mother, and was plunged into the country's nationwide uprising that had just begun. Joining the newly-forming National League for Democracy political party, Suu Kyi gave numerous speeches calling for freedom and democracy. The military regime responded to the uprising with brute force, shooting and otherwise killing up to 10,000 demonstrators — student, women, children, and others — in a mater of months. Unable to maintain its grip on power, the regime was forced to call for a general election in 1990.

And I'm Back
Finally got my satellite set up, took awhile I know but the Internet access at work is not as restricted as my last place so I wasn’t in to much of a hurry. But I missed all of you on fubar and just had to get back online… Yeah.. that was a lie… I miss my porn… hahahah It’s been 2 ½ weeks and I’m getting settled in. A lot less walking than the last place, I’m in a room with 3 other people (yes that sucks) but only one other person is here now. The showers and toilets are about 20 feet away.. indoors.. W00T!!! so that is freaking awesome of course!!! The gym is 50 feet away but I still make excuses not to go.. lol The store, food and work are all really close so that’s nice, I’m the only contractor at my job so that is very nice. I have no boss! Really.. I really have no boss…. The closest thing is another tech who is an hour away by plane.. life IS good. But… hanging in there… don’t know what all to say since I’ve been gone for a bit, just hanging in there, keeping my head down

Roflmao Thankyou
OK SOME KNOW I HAVE OT BEEN FEELING WELL AND BEEN SO BUSY SO I APPRECIATE THOSE WHO ARE ALWAYS THERE AND NOT JUST FOR THEMSELVES OR WANT SOMETHING OUT OF ME. THANKS FOR THE CHEER UP GUYS ~*~hugs~*~ YOU HAVE TO WATCH BELOW Stick Figures On Crack 3Add to My Profile | More Videos

Some Cute Jewish Jokes
Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, "Pardon me, but I'd like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?" The waiter said, "I no know. I go to kitchen and ask manager." After taking his order, the waiter went to the kitchen and returned in a few minutes. He explained to the man, "No. No Chinese Jews. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews." -------------------------------------------------- A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to G-d. The man asked, "G-d, what's a million years to you?" And G-d said, "A minute." Then the man asked, "Well, what's a million dollars to you?" And G-d said, "A penny." Then the man asked, "G-d ... can I have a penny?" And G-d said, "Sure ... In a minute." -------------------------------------------------- An old Jewish grandfather was taking care of his two y

Surrender
The sea surrounds me. The current is strong. My body is weak. The journey's been long. The fight has left me. I relinquish control. You can take my body. But you can't take my soul. Drowning in despair. I don't know where to begin. So I just wait to see What the tide will bring in. Swept away in the sea, I lose my purpose. But it's when I let go, That I rise to the surface.

The Oral Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push hard and fast against my tongu

Today
Today my lips burn coz they are chapped... I've been sick for a couple dayz... I hate sitting up and waiting on somone... but when the tease Your brain... and arouse the hidden or even the forbidden in You... How can You not become addicted?

From The Poem "the Garden Of Prosperine"
From too much love of living, From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That no life lives forever; That dead men rise up never; That even the weariest river Winds somewhere safe to sea. Algernon Charles Swinburne, from the poem "The Garden of Prosperine".

Well..um
Have you ever admired someone so much that you see things in them, that you need to work on and change within yourself? Strange things happen as you dissect your honest and raw feelings and attraction to someone. Denying yourself answers to your most probing and personal questions just doesn't serve you. I have started to understand myself, happy about it but scared still where these realizations will lead me. The importance of friendship is now becoming clear to me as a necessity, especially in seeing the beauty and strength in the people I chose to surround myself with. Admiring the whole person, good, bad, funny, sad, insecure, and much entitled confidence feels great. Unless you don't have the courage in yourself to tell them. Where do you find your courage? (Just something I have been thinking about for a while now.)~lsj

Completion
I know this is out of order, but I finally completed my first playlist after thought, trial and error, and some tracks that dissappear on you every now and then. It's hard for me to imagine picking out 75 favorite songs in several categories. I do enjoy the fact that some are covers or remixes. I have done a bit of mixing in my time, and have alot of respect for the artists. To me it is a bit of fun, but no less creative than making artworks of photos with photoshop. I might actually start soon again. Once figure out my software. It takes alot for me to be satisfied with something I create. I either keep fucking with it until it is overdone, or I leave it unfinished from fear of overdoing it. But here it is. My own blend of music. I'll continue to post blogs for each track as I come across them. Though they will be wildly out of order due to the fact that I alphabetized the tracks so myself and others can find what they want. Later Days

I Don't Understand
Why can't you tell me what I did? You at least owe me that don't you...an explanation right? I was going to do anything to make this work out, but I can only do so much. You need to try to. I've cried over you all d. I cried till my eyes were red and swollen, I've cried until I can't cry anymore, I wish you could feel that much pain. I want so badly to cry again, and let the pain out and release it....I can't cry anymore. I thoguht you were dfiffernt, I thought you better, I thought maybe this one time I had founfd someone to care for me and hold me in their arms and never let me ago, but you were just another heartache wating to happen. We will never be the same and no we won't be friends i wouldnt be able to stand seeing another girl with you...I was just another girl to yuo wasn't i? I wasn't special like you made me believe i was, I wasn't different. I would have done anything for you, anything I would have dropped everything and anything just to be there for you. I'm th

Campout
Campout by ScooterSMP© Every year during the summer months, I fly up into the Yukon to go camping for 3 weeks. I am an experienced outdoorsman, and enjoy the quiet solitude of my yearly camping trips, where I can meditate, relax, forget the busy world, and find my center. Two summers ago, during my trip, I found something more than just my center. During my second week, I decided to hike into an area that I've never been to before. Most of the areas I liked to explore had probably never been seen by people. I kept good records, using GPS and topographical maps on my laptop, so I could track my exploration. Thank goodness for Solar power! I moved up a small creek, trying to find a camp site area to work from, when I stumbled across a crater. It looked somewhat new, and there was some burning around the crater from the fire on entry to the atmosphere. I took some pictures, surveyed the area for the meteorite, took a soil sample at the impact zone, then moved my way north up the

Bad Little Bat Ch. 03
Bad Little Bat Ch. 03 by odderotica © Batgirl stood surrounded by men. The men were armed and dangerous; each suit hid a gun, every boot a dagger. She knew the men very well of course. This was an old style mafia family, now lead by a Mr. HotShit and his band of cousins and brother in laws and sons. She was the only girl in the room. Most of the men stood slowly, in a stoned daze, for they had drank to heavily off the liquor she had drugged. A sly smile flickered across her lips as the first on pulled his gun and clumsily waved it at her blurred image. With a giggle she simply reached out and grasped his arm firmly at the wrist. Pulling it up and away from him as her long leg stuck out at his thigh. Within a minute, that gun and all the others that had come out to play were safely in a locked bulletproof bag she had brought, and stashed away in a dark corner of the room. All the other guns in the house were already disabled, as were the phones and the security systems. Bar

Re: Question Of The Night For 10/01/07
OK...fucking an armpit...that is interesting! That is the weirdest I have gotten with this question. I tried to coax some girl for a FMF because I kno someone who wouldnt mind that...LOL...but she got cold feet. How do you kno if you would like it if you dont try it? Oh well! :) Thanks all for your answers! I still wanna kno how someone got my e-mail addy...LOL Now here is mine: Gangbang, DP and Bukkake. We shall see if any of these ever happen...LOL and of course if they do you will kno! ;) Keep your eyes open for 10/02/07 Question of the Night and its gonna be all about me! WOOHOO! I need to be made to feel special...so wait for the question and give me your feedback. I will post it after I do my blog... BOLO! ^..^

Lois Lane's Late Night Snack B
Lois Lane's Late Night Snack by Croctden © Released, she turned to draw him into the water so they could kiss again. Strong hands tracked down her back, cupping her ass. They both murmured. His cock slid between her legs on its own. She rubbed herself over his shaft, adding her moisture to the spraying water. She circled a leg around his waist, rubbing a shapely calf against his steely thigh. They kissed, taking their time, confident of where they were going. Their lovemaking was more familiar now, but still wonderful. Grabbing his hard shoulders she hopped up and felt him slid inside her deliciously. Her legs wrapped around him and he leaned forward to put her head under the spray, inhibiting her sight and hearing so she could focus on his penis slowly pressing, probing her sacred spot and backing away. After an eternity he pulled her upright so they could kiss. He tossed her up with ease, burying his face in her tits. She whimpered when he nipped sensitive underside of her ti

Pocket Full Of Kryptonite B
Pocket Full of Kryptonite by Spartacus © She furiously rubbed her clit with her fingers, and suddenly her entire straining body was swallowed by an intense orgasm. It knocked the breath out of her, and she whimpered as Jimmy's cock erupted inside her ass at nearly the same moment. Then a second wave of spasms hit her, this one even more excruciating than the first. " Anggheeee! Oh God, oh shit, unggghh, oh, again!" The intensity was agonizing, almost unbearable. She clenched her teeth and hissed with choking pleasure, feeling her asshole pulse and flame as his cock jetted strings of warm jism into her. He didn't stop fucking her during the entire orgasm, and that just made her have more climaxes, hot short violent ones that left her limp and mewling with exhaustion. Finally Jimmy stopped moving. He slumped forward onto her back, his throbbing cock was still buried deep in her ass. She winced each time he moved. "Jimmy, take it out slowly, okay?" she asked as she felt hi

Superman: God Among Men B
Superman: God Among Men by BlackKing2099 © "Behold the power of the ring," said the man. A green energy ball shot out of the ring and came at Bart. The young Speedster dodged it, and he felt the green flame singe his shirt. He gasped. Nothing on planet Earth was that fast. As if reading his mind, the green-ring man smiled. "I'm not exactly from around here," he said. "But I know how to deal with the likes of you." He started shooting blasts of green energy, aiming at Bart. Bart Allen sped away. As fast as he could. Who in hell was this dude? How in hell did he do what he did? Bart ran. Everywhere he went, the man with the green power ring followed him. It didn't matter that Bart could run on water, or move faster than a bullet. The man with the green power ring always followed him. Bart went from city to city, and ran across oceans, through towns and villages, hills and valleys. He ran all over the place, and the green ring man just kept coming. It was... unsettling. Bart

Damn It I Am Awake...
Ya kno...I hate it when you have to piss and when you do...you cant fall back asleep so your whole day is shot. LOL Oh well. The dead has arisen...somewhat. I will probably nap here and there today. I am off tonight...WOOHOO! The only thing that could make it better tonight is if I could get drunk some. Just to loosen me up. My back, ankle and hip hurt. I have no friggin idea why. Probably because I sat or slept wrong or something. Plus not sleeping too damn well. Need to be knocked out. Oh well...shit happens. I need to get laid...LOL. But who hasnt heard that one before from me? :D At work, I got to learn the truck gate. That was ummm interesting. LOL They warned me that the guy that does it is a grouch and he complains about anything and everything. I go down there and he is somewhat nice. Not what they described him as. He is old...what ya expect? He even bought me coffee! LOL Well...a couple of the truckers kinda flirted with me. One let me in his truck

What's The Point...?
If people on here add stuff to their pic. folders, blogs, etc that are for privileged viewing, shouldn't they have the ability to limit who gets notified, to those who will be able to VIEW the items concerned...?

**notice**
Hello World Rock Radio family member! Because fubar has decided to create new lounges, World Rock Radio has moved HERE You will have to rejoin at the new lounge address. Don't worry tho! We're still the same great lounge, with the same awesome DJs playin' ROCKin' music, and the same fantastic friends you have grown to love! Can't wait to see you there!

Funny Stuff
Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding. 7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht ko

Ok So
I CANT LOOK AT MY DEFAULT PICS FROM MY HOME PAGE AN THEN I WENT TO SOMEONE ELSES PAGE I COULDNT RATE THERE PICS B/C THE RATE BUTTONS ARE GONE.I THOUGHT AT FIRST MY PC WAS SCREWED UP PUT I SEE NOW ITS JUST THE WEBSITE. THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE THE GURL NEXT STORE { LMFAO} B/C I COULDNT GET ON FUBAR{IF MY PC WAS BROKE}. IM SO HOOKED TO THIS WEBSITE THAT ITS THE FIRST THING I DO IN THE MORNING AN WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK{IS CHECK MY STUFF}. EVERYONE RAGS MY ASS AN SAYS ... "IT WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET THERE" I KNOW THIS, LOL. I JUST HAVE SOME KOOL FRIENDS ON HERE AN LOVE THIS SITE.

Grrr Trojans Are In 2nd Place In Bcs Ratings
damn it they were doing so well with the defeat of the nebraska cornsuckers 49-31 win over then, read in paper lsu pulled ahead of them damn it, well well see who really does good later on have a greaty day :) .

Facts About Schizoaffective Disorder...this Is Very Long But Will Help You To Understand Me More, This Is What I Have
What Is Schizoaffective Disorder? Schizoaffective disorder is a major psychiatric disorder that is quite similar to schizophrenia. The disorder can affect all aspects of daily living, including work, social relationships, and self-care skills (such as grooming and hygiene). People with schizoaffective disorder can have a wide variety of different symptoms, including problems with their contact with reality (hallucinations and delusions), mood (such as marked depression), low motivation, inability to experience pleasure, and poor attention. The serious nature of the symptoms of schizoaffective disorder sometimes requires patients to be hospitalized at times for treatment. The experience of schizoaffective disorder can be described as similar to "dreaming when you are wide awake"; that is, it can be hard for the person with the disorder to distinguish between reality and fantasy. How Common Is Schizoaffective Disorder? About one in every two hundred people (1/2 percent) develops

She Walks In Beauty
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impaired the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens o'er her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling place. And on that cheek, and o'er that brow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent!

Slapped In The Face
Wow, Needless to say I was playing around with my son Edward an had a hold of both his arms he had got one from me, an well slapped me across the face I have a small hand print there, lol. It was so hard it made my freakin nose run.. Oh man I didn't see it coming either, and lemme say he is grounded fer the next few days.

Ode To My Television Set
Oh my Wonderful Television Set, how beautifully you sit, your screen flashing the colors of the rainbow. How fine you look with your antennas perfectly lined and your cable box set directly in the middle. Oh Sweet Television, how I love to feel your remote in my hand. I caress the cold buttons under my thumb, knowing that with just a flick of my nail you'll do as I say. You know, my dear friend, it's the only control I have now. Oh Great Television Set, how brilliant you are to have me drown in your programs day after day, to let the world pass me by with each and every channel. I know you will always be my side, and I will leave only during the commercials. Oh Magnificent Television Set, you've grown to be my addiction. For I shudder without your rays pumping through my veins. You've taken the place of everything else, as I bask in the light of your screen. Oh, My Stable Television Set, how much I depend on you. To tell me what's wrong. To tell me what's right. You are my

Doorway
With your frame out of the doorway, I can see the light, the brightness fills up the dark room. With your frame out of the doorway, I can see the exit, the path that frees me of confinement. With your frame out of the doorway, I can see my future, the journey where I walk on my own. With your frame out of the doorway, what I see is open. Endless possibilities with no one left to stop me.

More Drama To Add To The Saga
Ok, well lets see here. The Alcoholic went to rehab, got kicked out 1 1/2 days later, went into a Recovery House and got kicked out another day and 1/2. He calls me to tell me he got kicked out and he doesn't know what to do. I being the sponser say well i guess i will pick u up after i get done work but only if ur sober. He says he knows the rules of my house and it was only gonna be 2 days till his parents picked his ass up to goto his trial date. I was thinking if he was drunk by the time i got there, i was gonna just leave his ass there. But instead, my daughter called me at work to tell me he was in my house. She thought he was ok until about 2 hours later, she called back to say he was acting funny. So i went home to find, sure enough he was drunk. I gathered his things and threw them out of the house, called my friend Fatbac to come and help me get him out and he brought a buddy with. They went inside and got him to get out. I locked up my house and left to goto my friends house

Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it,and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or

October 3, 2007
Your sense of humor may be a half-step out of sync with your friends today, so don't be too surprised if one of them erupts in a moment of self-righteousness before realizing you meant something innocuous.

A Very Loud Woman
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Vocum Habeo Non
And I feel like Custer, Surrounded by Indians. Outnumbered, outgunned, doomed to fail. Yet righteous. Never abandoning belief. . . For all the good it did him. Overcome by events greater than he. His voice was lost. And I feel like Kitty Genovese* Battered and abused Again and again Crying for help for thirty-two minutes. Believing in the inherent good of people. . . For all the good it did her. Her voice was lost. So be it hilltop, alley or classroom, I make my stand and cry out. Surrounded by Indians, abusers, hypocrites. I never lose faith. I never give up. I never stray off my path. . . For all the good it does me. And as I realize that it’s hopeless. It occurs to me what George and Kitty said; “Vocum habeo non. Vocum habeo non. Vocum habeo non! I have no voice. August *In 1964 Kitty Genovese was brutally stabbed to death at the door of her own apartment in queens. Thirty-eight people overheard her cries for help, and her attacker left the scen

Chips Dip Chains And Handcuffs
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Biting92% Bondage83% Blind Folds83% Blood42% Whips42% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

If This Aint A Bunch A Sheeut .. .. .. .
N.Y. human waste raises stink in Alabama Human waste from New York is creating a stink in rural north Alabama. A Texas company has opened a plant that treats sewer sludge from New York and turns it into fertilizer that is spread on Alabama farmland. It's a great deal for farmers, who get the fertilizer for free, but some in northwest Limestone County say they can't stomach the stench. "When the wind is right, we can't even breathe," said Lori Muse of Goodsprings. "People out here are really upset about it. It smells 10 times worst than a pig barn." Bill Daws, a county commissioner, called the odor "the worst smell that I've ever smelled." "But we've checked everything out and it all appears to be legit," he told The News Courier of Athens, which first reported the flap. Synagro Technologies Inc. of Houston, Texas, has a contract to dispose of human wastes from New York. The company treats sludge from wastewater plants in New York and ships it to Alabama by rail car

Naughty Survey
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little

Steve For You.
As i laid in your arms, I gazed in your eyes. I felt the love in you for me, Emerging from your gaze. To feel your breathe on mine, The passion of your kisses. The gentle touch of your hand, Going down my arm. Looking you in the eyes, Telling you "I love you". Hear my words feel them, As they burn into your heart. The silence of our words, None need to be uttered. Knowing you love me Steve, As much as I love you.

Deep Love
I’ve gone too many days without you here to say “I love you.” I want you to know I miss your touch, your scent, your voice. I want you here to whisper in my ear. Whisper how much you love me. Without you I feel so empty and my days have become long and hopeless. I have no forward motion. I am only walking aimlessly on this highway they call Love. I just wish you were here to share my newly discovered feelings. Love that runs so deep, I wish for you here with me every night As I push my way into a dream of you that seems way too real. I want to feel your touch again, hear your soft whispers in the wind. I want you to play with my hair again. I want your warm touch and how we used to sleep together as the day ended. How you held me to your chest, Running your fingers through my hair until we both fell asleep. There we would lie in each other’s arms. I miss how you made me feel so safe, even after a terrible nightmare. Sometimes in the dark of the night, even as you slep

Aunt Vicki
Aunt Vicky by Iceman00776© I was all settled in for the night. My Aunt Vicky was downstairs doing laundry and finishing the dinner dishes, and I had showered and watched a little TV, and then yawned and told my Step-mom's younger sister that I was going to bed. I wasn't actually tired yet, but I was horny and was looking forward to taking some time to escape into my world of secret sexual fantasies, and I didn't want to be disturbed. My Aunt Vicky was pretty foxy for my Step-mom's younger sister, and looked much like a younger version of my Mom. God she is beautiful. She was about thirty, and had long straight black hair cut into bangs over her forehead, a dynamite face with dark brown eyes under heavy brows, small but nicely shaped tits, a flat stomach over narrow hips, and long smooth legs. She was staying here while my Mom and Dad were gone to South America on business, and I had gotten to know her pretty well. She was pretty liberal in her thinking and let me do pretty much

Poem I Wrote 2 Day/expressing Myself Is Healthy
I am tired.... tired of trying tired of crying No one can see That inside, I’m truly dying I am tired of being tired.... Honestly I am I am tired of people not being true to themself, I am tired of people not being who they truly are. But thats on them I supposed But then I hate when people tell me I am doing something wrong or whatever it maybe I hate turning around and people contradicting themselves. I am tired of being lost I am tired of false hope, broken promises and empty words. I hate people telling me to do something but they dont follow their advice. I am tired of being taken for granted. You know what happens when you take things and people for granted right? I am tired of not being understood by the people who should know me but dont really know much there is to know about me. I hate when people pretend to know me. I hate that people dont try I am tired of giving my all and I am tired of people always assuming I am always going to be there no

Got The Support You Have For Them?
We are lookin for those that are serving in our US military and their families! Come join us in the Soldiers Playground, where you can share ur stories, just have some downright fun, BS, whatever, just play nice!! Do you SUPPORT our NATIONS troups? Do you want to be supportive to them and talk to them? Well come on down to the Soldiers Playground, where all the troups are and in need of the US people's support. They are people too who volunteered to fight for us, gettin killed for us and their families!! Support their families as well as they too are important!! Join us please! PLEASE LEAVE ALL UR DRAMA BEHIND, NO BASHIN, NO BAD TALK, NO SEXUAL COMMENTS. JUST BRING URSELF, UR FAMILIES AND SOME FUN!!

Re: Ed And Elaine Brown Arrested !!!!!
RE: ed and elaine brown arrested !!!!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: juan Date: 05 Oct 2007, 05:46 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: diViNiTYDate: Oct 5, 2007 12:39 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: *RC_REVOLUTION [resistance]Date: Oct 4, 2007 9:15 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: FreeagleDate: Oct 4, 2007 11:13 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: VANMETER SAYS FREE RENO NOWDate: Oct 4, 2007 9:11 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ♂ Georgilla No Nukes Guerrilla ♀Date: Oct 4, 2007 5:01 PMED AND ELAINE ARRESTED!The Truth About Taxes in

Man In Court After Pitch Incident Bjn
Man in court after pitch incident A fan ran onto the pitch after Scott McDonald scored the winner A 27-year-old man is to appear in court after a fan ran onto the pitch at Celtic Park during Wednesday's Champions League match. He was arrested on Thursday in connection with a breach of the peace after handing himself in to police. A supporter rushed from the stand following a last-minute winner by Celtic and appeared to make contact with AC Milan goalkeeper Nelson Dida. The man is expected to appear at Glasgow Sheriff Court. Celtic have banned the fan for life from attending all club matches. European football body Uefa said it would decide what action to take after receiving reports from match officials this week.

The Top 9 Sexual Jokes Of All Time!
The Top 9 Sexual Jokes of all time! #9 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." # 8 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." # 7 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices

Fluffy Bunny Pagan Test
THE Fluffy Bunny Pagan Test! Not only are you not fluffy, but you positively delight in scaring the fluffies. Now that's not very nice, is it ;-)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Run-dmc-rock Box
[Run] Run.. (Run..) D.. (D) M.. (M) C.. (C) Rock.. (rock.. rock..) For you! (for you.. for you..) Fresh (fresh.. fresh..) [guitar solo] [Run] For all you sucker MC's perpetratin a FRAUD Your rhymes are cold wack and keep the crowd cold lost You're the kind of guy that girl ignored I'm drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD My name is Joseph Simmons but my middle name's Lord and when I'm rockin on the mic, you should all applaud Because we're (wheelin, dealin, we got a funny feelin) We rock from the floor up the ceilin We groove it (you move it) it has been proven We calmed the seven seas because our music is SOOTHIN We create it (relate it) and often demonstrate it We'll diss a sucker MC make the other suckers hate it We're rising (suprising) and often hypnotizing We always tell the truth and then we never slip no lies in No curls (no braids) peasy-head and still get paid Jam Master cut the record up and down and cross-fade [guitar solo] [Run] Because the rhyme

To Beter Days!
I hope this is a word of encouragement for you. We often talk about the complexities of life and I understand that frustration. You know, in my heart all I really want is a a place to minister to people, a family and home, a nice car, a boat, a grill, time to fish, mountains to climb, rocks to collect and people to help through tough times...well you get the idea. I wish dishes and laundry were like disposable or something cause it's hard to keep up sometimes. And I get tired of coming home to a dark and empty house. I get sick of bills, even though I have enough money to pay them now, because I have to remember which ones to pay when. I have always been sick of allergies that wake me up in the middle of the night with a headache so bad I can't open my eyes; I'm tired of the headaches that come from concussions that are so bad I have to lay down when they hit. I get tired of the knee and the shoulder injuries that mean I can't always be as active as I would like. Sometimes life hurts,

Forever ...jordan
Our tiny little baby, to whom we say goodbye. On a day filled with sorrow, tears hard to dry. With you go our hopes, our love, and our dreams. Of all lifes beautiful things, we wanted to see. Your truley our daughter, our first baby born But from our loving arms; you were to early torn. We'll never know the joy of hearing your first cry. of hearing your happy laughter, seeing the first step you try. Jordan we love you, in our hearts you will remain. Our arms feel so empty, our lives won't be the same. We will see you someday in heaven and hold you in our arms. Til then you remain a sweet memory, a baby, forever ours. ~~Deanna Newland~~

Dj Tazzy
Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ Tazzy is ripping up the Air Waves here at Hell Fire and Brimstone Come See if YOU can Hadle the HEAT !!!! (repost of original by '*DJ_LIL_WOLF*co-owner *HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE*' on '2007-10-05 17:17:11')

Thank You For The Birthday Cheers Everyone!
I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. MY DAY STARTED OUT PERFECT, THEN IT WENT REALLY BAD, BUT WENT GOOD AGAIN. YOU ALL TOPED THE DAY OFF FOR ME... I FEEL SO LOVED RIGHT NOW! I JUST WANTED TO THAT YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART... YOU ALL SEND ME GREAT BIRTHDAY COMMENTS AND THE GIFTS... YOU ALL ARE JUST SOOOOO AWESOME!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! THANK YOU SSSSSOOOOOO MUCH! WITH MUCH LOVE & THANK YOU,

Fire And Ice
Fire and Ice by Darlantan © Kendra ducked under the overturned dumpster and quickly turned around so she could see the entrance to the alley. The stranger ran full tilt into the rubbish cluttered alley on soundless feet. His form suddenly sank to the ground in weariness, and Kendra silently cursed. The man's eyes were a piercing blue, and they saw everything. They moved to the dumpster, and his crouch straightened. "You might as well come out, Kendra." She closed her eyes for a minute, squeezing them shut and willing herself to wake up. When she didn't, she slowly made her way out from behind the dumpster. She gathered her jacket around her, feeling suddenly scared. The stranger was dressing in black tactical clothing that still smoked from where Kendra had erected a wall of fire in front of him. The stranger had walked straight through it. She looked at his face, but he wore a black hood and a cloth mask that covered his mouth up to his eyes and the bridge of his nose. The

Elaine
Elaine by PDumbledore © This story idea was passed on to me from Greene14. I thank you for the help and for proofreading. I hope to work with you again in the future. As for you the reader, I hope that you enjoy the story, find it arousing and fun to read. * * * * * Elaine didn't know why she invited them over. Her husband, Bill, was out of town for the weekend on business, the kids were at their grandparents, and she was lonely. After calling her best friend Cathy to come over that evening for some drinks, she had then called Karen and Audrey, and invited them also. She got along good with Karen. Her husband Chris was a friend of Bill's and they were away together with work. Elaine however hadn't talked with Audrey since the BBQ they hosted some weeks ago, so she was hoping that they could catch up on gossip. Elaine, in her early 30's, still had somewhat of an attractive figure, but the kids and age put a little weight on her. One thing that Bill enjoyed though was t

Elevator Blowjob
Elevator Blowjob by centavos © Winning a trial gives you the feeling of ultimate invincibility, nothing can stop you. Winning a murder trial magnifies that intense sensation ten fold. Today I am king of Akron Ohio. I jumped into the elevator on the eleventh floor across from Judge McCarthy's courtroom and quickly pushed the button for the ninth floor. The doors stalled, as they usually do, and so I began to push the close door button. Everyone knows that this never works, but it makes you feel busy. Just as the doors were beginning to shut a young girl slid between them. She looked to be about 18, probably just out of high school if I had to guess. She was slender and tall, probably about 5'8", with medium length bleach blonde hair. She was wearing a tight pink top that appeared to be too small for her frame. The top cut off at the top of her lower torso exposing her perfectly shaped stomach. As she entered the elevator in a sideways motion as to avoid the closing eleva

The Elevator
The Elevator by pixie23 © My heels clicking on the lobby floor are drawing some attention to us as I run to keep up with your very fast walk. We came in through the farthest door from the elevators so we have to cover the entire lobby to get there. I realise you planned this; insisting on these heels would ensure people looked up at the source of the noise on the marble floor; the pace of your walk forcing me to almost run next to you; the white silk blouse and no underwear guaranteeing the attention gained remains with us for the entire walk to the elevators. I inwardly curse you as I notice businessmen distracted from their laptops and mobile phones, watching my breasts bounce under the blouse; the cool silk exciting my nipples with its soft friction. You press the button and I plead for the elevator to be quick. Your hand slides down my back, over my ass and I think about moving forward as I feel your hand start to slide my skirt up. As I know my stocking tops are probably i

Everything You Want
Everything You Want by scarlet_kate © We meet in a city, somewhere big and anonymous, and get a hotel room for a few nights. One with a big, soft bed that is so inviting – but that will have to wait. First, we go out on the town together. I wear a see-through black lace top and long black velvet skirt. My eyes are dark, my lips a deep purple-red. You are all in black. You put the collar around my neck and attach a leash. And with a familiar, almost casual attitude, you lead me out into the night. I don't know where we are going, I merely follow you. I *must* follow you, as you have me in your grip. You light a clove and we pass it between each other as we walk towards wherever it is you're taking me. Again I notice how erotic it is simply to share a cigarette with you. How gorgeous you are as the smoke escapes your lips. Our destination turns out to be a strip club – not too sleazy, but not too classy either. I've never been to one of these before, and it excites me. Even mo

First Master
First Master by JudeRodney © The guard opened the cell letting the Mistress of Training in. The Mistress was a mature yet beautiful woman, who was wearing a lovely and revealing evening gown. Her hair was bound in a braid running almost to the floor. She turned to the guard and asked, "No one's tried to train her?" "No, Mistress," The guard replied. "No one's entered her cell?" "No, Mistress." "Are you sure?" "Yes, Mistress." "Good!" She turned to look at the naked girl cowering in the far corner of the cell and smiled. For most women, this would be a warm smile, but for her, any smile would look wicked. "I don't know why he would want an untrained virgin, but since he is paying handsomely, I won't complain." She flashed the new slave another smile, making the girl cringe even further. The Mistress then turned back to the guard. "Get her ready, usual outfit. And make sure no one lays a hand on her! Last thing I need is a grumpy customer." "Yes, Mistres

Football Or Sex?
Football or Sex? by Boratus © The guys sat around the TV waiting for the game to start. Shaun looked around at his friends wondering when someone would clue in. Eventually Joe did. "Hey, man, where's the beer?" he spouted. Shaun smiled, "Just a sec." He turned and yelled out the room. "Hey slut!" There was momentary silence at this outburst followed by a longer moment of shock as the slut in question walked into the room. She was a beautiful longer haired brunette with long legs and a firm ass. She wore a French maid outfit. She stood at the entrance of the room and answered, "Yes, Sir?" "My friends would like some beers." He turned back to them, "Who wants one" It was still quiet for a long time before Frank spoke up, "Uh, I'll-I'll have one." Joe jumped in, "Me too!" After that they all sounded off. Shaun smiled at the maid, "6 beers slut." "Yes, sir." She replied, curtsied and left. Joe was the first to ask, "Who the fuck is THAT?" Again Shaun

Daemon Lover
Daemon Lover by Goldeniangel © Chastity was not a woman who lived up to her name. In fact, Chastity had some rather odd perversions; one of them which was an obsession with the alien race of Daemons. Now, she certainly wasn't the only woman to have this obsession - although it really was considered a perversion among most of society, but she was one of the few that had the wealth to indulge in it. Having just inherited a great deal of money from her Great-Aunt's death, she had more than enough to set her own affairs in order, buy a Daemon slave, and have plenty left over to save or do whatever she wanted with. Lustfully she went through the ranks of Daemon males for sale on file... they were an interesting species; rumor had it than they had actually been created to be sexual slaves. Well, sexual slaves of a sort. The Daemons were very large - all of them were over 6 feet tall (something Chastity in particular liked, at 5'9" she couldn't always find men who made her feel small),

Dark Fever
Dark Fever by MagicaPractica© "Crap, what was that?" Maggie wondered aloud. The noise had been indistinct but loud enough to notice amidst the creaking and groaning of the old house. The wind moaned around the house and through the trees outside. Rain slanted in against the windows, maybe even hail. She couldn't really tell what direction the sound had come from or even describe it well. The dog whined and cowered behind the recliner as she got up. She'd been watching the latest CSI episode and hated to leave during the middle of the drama but she needed to check it out. "Don't worry honey, it's just a little wind and rain. This house has stood for over a hundred years. I doubt this will do much to us." She went into the kitchen and pulled the big flashlight from under the kitchen sink then grabbed her big slicker raincoat from the peg by the door. "As long as we don't end up with a tree branch through a window." Lightning wouldn't strike the house. At least, she di

Deal With The Devil
Deal with the Devil by MistressAthena © Victoria Withers was a wealthy heiress. She wanted for nothing -nothing monetary anyway. She seemed to be beautiful, flawless, happy and confident. Yet, she did have a secret addiction. That addiction was to sex. She watched more porn than could be imagined. Now, one may wonder why she didn't just have sex with men. The problem was that she was always afraid something would leak out to the press. Like the men would hide a camera or some sort of audio recording device. Or even just say things to the press that she'd rather them not. In fact, because of this fear, two years had passed since her last sexual encounter. She did pleasure herself however with her hands and sex toys. Yet, she desperately wanted someone to have wild and crazy sex with like in the Pornos. And there was someone who had become well aware of this desperation. He was none other than Satan. Yes, the devil. Always wanting to claim souls he seized the opportunity. O

Flower Of Beauty
Flower of Beauty by purplecf © There is a very rare kind of flower which grows in the north. Few living men and women have seen this flower, and next to nothing is known about it. A curious thing is that where others of its kind grow in fields and patches and meadows, it always stands alone, a single plant bearing a single flower. The single bundle of petals is of such size and startling beauty that to refuse it a second glance is impossible. A passing hiker notices this stunning flower and is drawn to it as if it had summoned him by name. He comes closer and stands in awe. Its petals are so perfectly arranged, its colors so vivid. He thinks that it looks like a peacock, as he has never seen such a thing he cannot believe it is real. It was nearly as wide across as his forearm, and he wishes he had a camera to capture its likeness. He looks, intrigued, away from the dazzling mural of the petals, to the plain golden center. Where most flowers, as he recalls, have a center li

Trading Yesterday- Love Requiem
Emily will find a better place to fall asleep She belongs to fairy tales that I could never be The future haunts with memories that I could never have And hope is just a stranger wondering how it got so bad I die each time you look away My heart, my life will never be the same This love will take my everything One breath, one touch will be the end of me You could be the final straw that brings me back to earth Ever-waiting airports full of the love that you deserve Wishing I could find a way to wash away the past Knowing that my heart Will break, but at least the pain will last I die each time you look away My heart, my life will never be the same This love will take my everything One breath, one touch will be the end of me Emily will find a better place to fall asleep Maybe she will save me in the oceans of her dream And maybe someday love Maybe someday love Maybe someday love

Hopeless
Some one loved Some one I love A friend so wonderful I destroyed it all Yet I don’t know what I did all I feel like a kid Hopeless and scared Not sure what to do Or Who to go to, What would make this better? I have no clue I need this person I thought she needed me But now I lost her And I guess she lost me

Rant And Raves....
1. Have notice all the people you have on your list that don't talk to you . But when you remove them they say you have no life , and you need to a job or a hobbie . But the truh is that they need to because they have about 2000 friends on their list and you have bout 50 people ? 2.I know some of you seen the ugly people that don't need to put there nsfw pics up . but you rate them a ten and the have anever to rate you a 3 ? 3.have you notice the people t hat change there name to whats going on in there realationship ? But they be only online trading nude pics and there other knows it but they think its okay and dosn't have anything to do with there realationship ?

Stupid F**ks
why do people have to be such assholes anymore. i went to a concert in fortworth last night and parked in a paid attended parking lot and some asshole had to walk by my truck and key the side or it. he didn't know me, i didn't do anything to him, he did it just to be an ass. and it's not a 2000$ truck. it's a $32,000 07 tundra with 5ooo miles on it. so now i have to shell out somewhere between 500$ and 1000$ to fix it and thats money i don't have to spend on a repair that shouldn't even be needed. do they do it cause someone has something nicer than them or what. these people need their ass kicked. our generation has gotten so careless about other people and their property it's sad. anyway hope everyone else has had a good day i know mine sucked when i walked outside to see that on my truck.

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 6,2007
You may need to try something a wee bit out of the box today, but you know that your friends will support you no matter what. Now is a great time to reach out beyond your usual social circles, too.

An Ending Of Sorts
An Ending of Sorts by PenanceS © Scott Summers looked over the open window of the home that he once had shared with his wife, Jean. But his bed was warm now. Their marriage was long gone. It's kind of hard to carry on a relationship with someone who is dead. He loved her more than life. But with this most recent battle with the Phoenix force had left them all drained, especially him, after all, he had to stand there and watch as jean had automatically turned on the beta beam, and disintegrated herself. He knew that it was best all around, for the being known as the Phoenix force that was contained inside of Jean, was a ravenous brute who wanted nothing, except to satiate the hunger that was raging inside of her. It was Jeans mind that had finally prevailed over the Phoenix force and that had allowed her to do what was necessary and pull the trigger on the laser beam that had finally ended her life, shooting a beam of pure energy across through her forehead and liquefying

Arachnophobia
Arachnophobia by wallpaperwendy© APRIL 19TH It's been threatening to rain for days. Humidity's been higher than I can stand, and my hair seems to be taking on a life of its own. Chemically straightened, and I still can't keep control of it. I admit to being a bit of a control freak (friends may testify to that being a bit of an understatement, but who's telling the story -- them or me? Yeah, that's what I thought), and my hair's one of those variables that refuses to allow me remain in power over my surroundings. I'm in my dorm room, and the AC's busted (surprise, surprise). I'm basically down to my underwear, trying to cool off. Now, that's the thing I can't stand about hot weather: there's only so much you can take off while still remaining decent. That's not to say that I'm not proud of my body -- I may be only five feet tall, but I keep in great shape, if you don't mind my bragging. I dress modestly, pin up my hair, and try to avoid drawing attention to myself since I g

Weakness
This week has been a lesson for me about the way things are and the way you want things to be. After my divorce I wanted to stay on good terms with my X wife for my daughters sake. I have tried to be nice and its gotten me nothing but screwed. And I have come to realize even though most people want to believe there is some goodness left in the world. The stone cold reality is the world is cold and heartless. Not leaving any place for anything good, kindness and mercy are nothing but weaknesses that others will exploit. I am from the south and believe honor and integrity and still know people who do what they say. But such qualities are rare in these times and I now know that I must learn to adapt are I guess I deserve what I get. So for now on kindness and worry for others are weaknesses I will no longer burden myself with. Will finish later

Winners!!!!!!!
A HUGE congrats to Monkey Butter and Big Beautiful Juggalette!!!!!! *BiG BeAuTiFuL JuGgAlEtTe*~ 2nd place with 3,138 wins a fu ticker or choice of big pimpin gift!! woop woop! *MoNkEyBuTtEr* ~1st place with 4,019 comments! wins a 7 day blast!!woop woop! CONGRATS !!!!! I want to thank all the contestants.......ya all did an awesome job!

You Think You've Got It Bad?! Look At This!! No More Complaining!!!
When a soldier returns home he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.

The World Of Today
Here I sit in the middle of Iraq with too much time on my hands. As I sit here my mind tends to wander and think about my life, the world around me, and the ones I hold close to my heart. Every day I am reminded of the havoc that this war has wrought on these people. I find myself questioning why I am here, wondering if the small part I play is going to make a difference. There are some that are glad we are here, and others that detest our very presence. People stateside question why we are here, even the soldiers question it at times. I have come to realize that US citizens take way to many things for granted. Living in the states has spoiled so many of us. For the most part we all live quite well compared to these impoverished people. We know where our next meal is coming, we're able to drive down the road without having to worry about being shot at or blown up. We can go shopping without worrying about someone walking up and destroying the whole store without anyone

Have A Giggle Or Two .... Guys Get Over It
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid o

See? Told You Birds Were Evil!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check ." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" See - Men just don't listen!

Mistake
I must admit that I have often thought of leaving it all behind and letting everything go I was lost and alone, as I always am, So many people around me, Yet no one seems to care. They say they understand and love me very much, But just when I Trust to love, they forget and move on. I held the knife so close as tears, mixed with blood, Began to fall slowly. Like a foolish child I cried. Knowing that I could end it all now made my mind draw a blank. I put the knife away and tried to wipe the blood, that ran faster than I can describe. I knew suicide wasn't the answer I was looking for. I knew there was a reason for me being alone. So many bad things happening at once - They can make you forget About the good qualities of life. Even though life is hard, and trouble an inevitable part of it. If you decide to leave it all behind, maybe you will, but I can guarantee that others ....Your Mistake will haunt

Cold N Wet
Now, here I am with my gun Bow and arrow's are all done. Still waiting to get that friggin deer Still drinking all of my Ginger Beer. My gun is loaded and ready to fire My butt is sore and my feet are tired. But I'm a hunter and will get my deer And when I do I'll drink my beer. It's cold, it's wet, standing in this muck Still waiting for that friggin buck. I've seen some does, but they won't do My ass is froze, my lips are blue. All of a sudden, he did appear There he stood, the friggin deer. I aimed my gun at the friggin buck And shot--and hit my friggin truck. And now my truck with two holes in it Is mounted on the wall bove where I sit. And as for that ole friggin deer Well--Next hunting season will soon be here.

I Am Just A Normal Guy But All My Dreams Are Kinky
I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal fella who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ... 15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap. I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal sod, by a

The Beach
The Beach (F/F, rom, first, oral, exhib, magic, fantasy) Cynthia sat in her patio, pondering her life as she put down a book by Anais Nin. The cold morning sea breeze cut through her chiffon robe and slippers, the chill went through her body, turning her milk white skin into a row of goose pimples. Her long brown curls twirled freely in the wind, reminding her how Stephen once touched her hair. They were to be married, but Stephen left her waiting at the altar. >From then on Cynthia swore that she would never be hurt again, even if it meant she would be alone forever. From her patio she looked out at the swirling ocean and the white, foaming waves crashing on shore. The waves were like his empty promises, seemingly full of promise but ending up as little more than foam. Stephen was ready to give her the universe in and its wonders, only to give her suffering and pain . Despite it all, at least I can still laugh at the comical tragedy that is life, Cynthia though

Best Friends By Pagrl
Best Friends by pagrl © I can't remember a time when we were not friends. We've known each other since before kindergarten. Twenty years later, you're a single mom and I'm just single. I listen as you complain that you wish you could find someone with whom you can share all of your secrets. You tell me that you want someone who doesn't laugh at you for wanting to be a dancer. You tell me all of your secret desires and dreams. (I already knew that you wanted to be a Rockette, you know.) As you tell me of your latest dating disaster, I get Ronnie ready for bed. (Did you know she hates the Barbie pajamas your ex-mother-in-law gave her?) I hear you tell me we need to find me a partner so our children can grow up together and be best friends like we are. (You've been the only one to accept me as I am. You stood by me even when my parents disowned me.) Or, you suggest, I could just get fertilized and not bother with a partner. (You think I don't see how hard it is for you and Ronn

Halloween!!!
What does Halloween mean to/for you? For me it's always been another year to get dressed up goof around with my siblings and for us to bond with our mom. This year however is different I'll still be dressing up and goofing off with one of my sibs but it also means that my wedding is just a year away :D

Bedlove
BedLove by SsWeEnEsTation © The night was still young, only about 9:00 P.M. A young woman, around the age of 22, was strolling around her one bedroom apartment. Wearing nothing but a soft, blue silk bathrobe, she walks from one end of her small kitchen, looking for something, although not sure what. Her soft brown hair fell gently down over her shoulders, ending at the curves of her ample breasts. Her bathrobe held tight to her sexy, curvy frame, showing every curve and crevice, from her shoulders down to the sides of her thighs. Her soft hands ran along her cupboard, her slender fingers grasping one handle, pulling it open. She reaches in with the other, and pulls out a clear glass. Running her fingers under the faucet for a few moments to make sure the water is cold, she fills her cup. Walking over to her large bay window, which seemed out of place for such a small apartment, she gazes out onto the road below. Busy businessmen and lovely teen couples walked the streets, some skip

Bare There
Bare There by rthnck © Ann sat on the bed and stared down at the red patch of hair that framed her pussy. Against her better judgment she was going to lose the hair. It's what her lover wanted. No, it's what her lover demanded. She had shaved it off once before and definitely hadn't liked the itchy feeling as it grew back. She had sworn she wouldn't do it again but here she was getting ready to lose it again and all because of a piece of paper. She had agreed to basically do whatever he wanted for an entire day. She was going to give herself completely to him and completely submit to him. All of her holes were there for the taking and she knew that she could expect them all to be filled repeatedly with cock. The thought made her pussy twitch. She liked the idea of not being in control of what happened to her. She stared at herself in the full-length mirror that her lover had propped up for her. She smiled to herself. A couple of years ago she would have said this would never

The Back Room
The Back Room by Serena_Orgasmic © The neon sign outside said The Back Room, or at least it was supposed to. Three of the letters had burned out and never been replaced, so what it actually said was The Broom, and that's what it was called by its degenerate patrons. It could generously be called a bar, but in truth it was a hole in the wall. The pool tables were scratched to hell, and used less for billiard games than for sexual ones. There were more burned out neon signs inside advertising 'orna,' 'Mill,' and 'udweis.' A small stage stood in the corner, though it rarely saw a live band, taking a back seat to the ancient Juke Box, which most nights made about as much money as the toothless bartender. The Broom's degenerate patrons were mostly red of neck and blue of collar. The few white collars thrown in for good measure paid more attention to the crossed legs of their female companions than to the rings on their fingers. Sleeves were seldom seen and midriffs seldom covered, n

Beach Fun
Beach Fun by digisa © It was late evening and the sun was just setting. The whole world was turning a lovely shade of deep pink the water was warm and I was just thinking that I would have to leave it soon; the darkness would follow quite swiftly. I would have to give myself time to get back to the beach before that happened Then suddenly I was aware of you. I watched in disbelief as you walked onto my deserted part of the beach, you rounded the headland into the cove, just as I was about to leave the water. What timing! I panicked for a moment, how could I get to my cloths without you seeing me, I am not the sort to be naked in front of complete strangers. I shouldn't have been skinny dipping, I know but the water was just so inviting I couldn't resist. You spoke your voice was warm with a rich British accent, "good Evening" was all you said, but even so you managed to rock my world. I hesitated before responding, but you thought that I didn't understand you. "Ahh Lorelei ha

Behind The Movie Screen
Behind The Movie Screen by miss_eve © I flicked my torch over the small audience one last time and sighed. It was the first night of the biggest blockbuster movie of the summer and the theatre wasn't even half-full. We couldn't compete with the new multiplex in the town. I didn't really need to work here but I loved it. We had a small following of regular customers who loved the movie theatre's intimate atmosphere and swore their allegiance to us but I wasn't sure it was enough anymore. Once I was happy that the audience was settled and no more would enter the double doors at the rear I slipped through the door hidden behind the red velvet curtains to the right of the movie screen. The staff room was windowless and in the heat of the summer, sweltering hot. I took off the jacket of my usherette uniform and opened a couple of buttons on my blouse, settling down into a chair that had been placed in the room, alongside a small table. The door opened and Max, the owner of the the

Beneath The Surface
Beneath the Surface by archibael © What the hell is it she's playing at? I wonder as she breezes by my desk for like the seventh time today, whiffs of perfume in tow. Every time she goes by she turns, pauses almost imperceptibly, and just looks at me before turning on her heel, expensive business suit in a whirl, and walking away. The first couple of times I've tried to ignore her, but eventually it's started getting to me. During lunch hour, I wander over to her office to find out what's up. She is talking with another subordinate-- Charlene, from accounting. I wait for Char to take off, and then knock on the open door to get her attention. "Ah," she says as she notices me, "come in." Is there a dangerous smirk on her face? She stabs a button on her desk and the door closes behind me. Executives have all the cool toys. Echoes from the door latch are punctuated only by an uncomfortable silence. She looks at me expectantly, leaning forward in her plush chair. "Yes?" "I

Beyond The Monitor
Beyond The Monitor by BlackWolf65 © My Little Disclaimer: While the beginning of this story is completely true, any resemblance to actual events ends when those events leave the world of cyberspace and begin to take place in the real world. I have never met the woman who this story is about in real life, and I suspect that I never will. Not that I wouldn't like to, mind you, but this *is* the internet, and such meetings, if *ever* arranged, should be very carefully approached. I do not recommend that anyone actually meet a cyber-friend, unless they feel very secure in doing so. The woman I wrote this story about knew before I started it that I was going to write it, and that I would be bringing our "relationship" into real life within the context of the story. I had her permission to do so, but I want to make sure that everyone who reads this story knows that this is essentially a work of fiction, and that we have never met one another outside of cyberspace. Special thanks go

Big Red
Big Red by Solitary_Thinker © I hope you enjoy this story for my Winter Holiday Contest entry. If you do, please vote on it and send me your feedback. All notes to me will be responded too promptly. I love feedback, and appreciate your time in reading my work. Happy Holidays!! S.T. * * * * * My name is Trixie. I know it sounds like a stupid name except for one small fact; I'm an elf. No, not a long limbed, silk wearing with light shining out of my nipples elf like in those Lord of the Rings movies, but a real elf. I am the kind of elf that works at the North Pole, like slave labor for the biggest monopoly on the face of the planet. I tell you, Big Red has it made. I should tell you a little more about us elves, for I'm sure all you see now in your head is a little cute girl with curly toed shoes. First off, we do wear those shoes, but let's get something straight. We hate them. They are a required uniform to work in the factory. We only dress like that on duty. Big Red

The Break In
The Break In by Tanya_Lestat © It was midnight. The moonlight dripped across the grass, shading the once green blades silver. The sky was clear- the stars were out. Her breath came quickly, but not from exhaustion. As she walked across the field, she felt the urge to run, to move faster, almost as if she was being chased, but she was not, and she knew it. The only thing behind her was her own nervousness, her own fear. She sprinted, letting the wind flow around her body and snap her hair behind her. She felt free, her long blonde hair flowing, and knew that tonight many questions would be asked, maybe even answered. It had all started almost three months ago, when she had caught his eye while getting her morning hot chocolate. He was tall, taller than her, and she had memorized every feature of his face and body. He was sleek, well muscled, thin but not angular- the long arms that would enfold her in a gentle hug, his tapered fingers and lithe hands, how he would smile, and t

Busy At Work
Busy at Work by Bad Mischa Bad © I, Sara Kramer, was very good at my job. A mere 22 years-old, I had just graduated from college four months ago as a Pre-Law Major. I had become a temp with an agency here in town as I took some time off from school, and had been assigned to Sutter Law. Four months ago, I started working as an office manager with dreams of becoming a lawyer one day. Now... now, all I dreamed of was Steve Sutter. Steve was my boss, and while still young, only 35, had become successful enough, and wealthy enough, to break out and start his own law firm. He snapped me up from the agency right away, hiring me full-time within the first month of me working with him. The office was small, but incredibly luxurious, as Steve catered to a more upper class clientele. And it was just the two of us working together, which was perfect. Which allowed for more... personal time between the two of us. I found out rather quickly that Steve was dedicated to his career, working l

Can I Come Over?
Can I Come Over? by James Kirkland © Al sat nude, on the edge of his bed, still a little wet from his recent shower. He stared at the phone in silence, only his half-aroused penis a clue to what he was thinking. Actually there were two thoughts, at the moment, that were at odds with one-another; "I shouldn't, I was just over there a few days ago." and "Boy would I like to." Al's problem was that he always felt a little guilty about how he had to manipulate Maggie into letting him come over. He knew she didn't like the idea of cheating on her boyfriend, but Al would always manage to coax her into relenting anyway. This had been so for months and he still felt guilty. Finally he picked up the receiver and punched out the numbers. "Hello," a breathy female voice answered. "Maggie?" "Who's this?" "It's Al, c'mon, you know who this is." "Mm, hello Al. I just didn't expect to hear from you so soon." "Are you alone?" "Well..." "C'mon Maggie, is he there?"

Candi
Candi by RePetitMort © Their relationship so far had been passionate, fun, and sexy, but Maria knew that much of that had been driven by Alan's fantasies, with which she gladly participated. Recently, Maria had decided that she wanted to take a more active role in shaping their love life, and had found her inspiration in a most... unusual place. A few weeks back, in a humorous but surprisingly sexy attempt to get her comfortable with switching from her previous, female, doctor to a male one that was covered by her HMO, Alan had dressed himself up for a fantasy where he "examined" her with a latex glove in all her intimate places. Something about the feel of that latex glove sliding around and in her body had sparked something hot inside her, something different. After a quick consult with one of her kinkier friends, she had dreamed up a scenario sure to spice things up and assert her own sexual flavor to their lovemaking. While shopping online for the perfect outfit, she came a

When We Meet
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I can't wait to meet you."

Rosco's Info
we will be at roscos on nov. 2nd 3rd 4th. with a full mobile shop...come and see us injo the food and fun and bikes.... *free camping* music by -"the chili challenge band" & friends free bike games-featuring:$-pro-$ "weinnie bite"-"horseshoe championships" frthest ride trophy (awarded to furthest rider registered & present when called) $-arm wrestling championships-$ by lakeland all american gym $$-wet "t" contest-$$ admission-$40.00weekend saterday-$30.00 gate opens @ 8:00a.m. friday for cage & camper parking call: 863-858-2528*858-9728* 858-5590*815-7191 acroos from shady oaks drive...off knights griffin rd....near kathleen rd.....by 98N lakeland

God Has A Positive Answer
HANDY LITTLE CHART God has a positive answer: You say: 'It's impossible' God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: 'I'm too tired' God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: 'Nobody really loves me' God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: 'I can't go on' God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: 'I can't figure things out' God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: 'I can't do it' God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: 'I'm not able' God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: 'It's not worth it' God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: 'I can't forgive myself' God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: 'I can't manage' God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: 'I'm afraid' God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7) You say: 'I'm always worried and f

My Reason To Live
Just thought I'd let you know Why you are my reason to live The beauty that surrounds you And everything that you give You've shown me there's more to life Than video games and TV And to be myself instead of what others want me to be Just thought I'd let you know How every time I look at you No matter our situation or relation I still see the same beauty from when I met you And like the guy at the restaurant Who's waiting for that special girl I'll always be waiting for you My love......my world.

Uk Green Lights Iran Strike
UK Green Lights Iran Strike ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 08 Oct 2007, 11:16 UK Green Lights Iran Strike Reports in the British press this weekend have suggested that Gordon Brown's government has promised to back U.S. led strikes on Iranian military bases but not on the country's nuclear facilities. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/081007UKIran.htm

Oh How Great
As my heart beats faster As the heat grows thicker I feel more and more desire As my adrenaline flows threw my veins As my fluids wets my inner thighs I feel more and more excitement As you caress my breast As you kiss me on the belly working your way down I feel more and more lust As you lick it up and down As you push it in and out The more I yell for more No i fuckin beg for more The more you do it the more I feel it tinkling up my bloodstream These feelings all at once waiting to get out............ Oh how great this feels

The Big Release
I tighten my fist and pump harder Gritting my teeth And holding my breath My form stiffens The tension makes my whole body rigid Anticipating Tightening Pumping Arching A subdued moan Then exhale I slow my arm to a rhythmic massage Then lie still Heart still staining, thumping I think of her as i pump I have her all memorized every curve Every mouth watering opening she has Faster .....Faster...thinking of her as I release all my tension in my body and i smile

Blonde's Cookbook
Blonde’s Cookbook Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden? Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Saturday: Bob did the shoppin

Blonde's Year In Review
Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't cal

The Road To Enlightenment
The Road To Enlightenment 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just f*ck off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. 3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you' re going to steal your neighbor's paper, that' s the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It' s not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don' t be irreplaceable. If you can' t be replaced, you can' t be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares whether you' re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you' re a mile away and you have thei

Beachfront Caresses
Beachfront Caresses by RyannaPerez© It was 5am on day 5 of a business "vacation" in Destin, Florida. I was sitting there with hot rollers in my hair looking over my meeting notes for the day. I had go the airport in Pensacola to meet some old fart from France and cut a really good deal on machine parts. I was already tired, sick of travel and didn't want spend all day sucking up to some snooty Frenchman who probably smelled of too much cologne. I had a bad attitude and it was getting worse. As I began removing my hot rollers, I realized I was grumbling under my breath. I yanked the brush through my hair, frustrated with myself for accepting an assignment like this. I felt like throwing an absolute fit but instead simply let out a growl. "You need to get a grip, " I said into the mirror, pointing at myself with the brush. I knew if I didn't give myself an attitude adjustment before I got to the airport then the chances of blowing the deal were very high. Dressing, I de

The Beach
The Beach by rache141© The sun set on the small house in Portugal as the seven friends lounged around on the sofas watching the only English channel that came to their TV. They were all tired, yet one seemed slightly restless. Sebastian sat at the end of the sofa, not being able to concentrate on the late-night film that was showing. He glanced at the girl next to him. Her shorts gently squeezed her thighs so they swelled sexily and her top was wet from her sweat. He noticed the crease lines on her top, caused by the fullness of her breasts. This is when he realised the heat of the place. He began to breath heavier and deeper as he stared at Gerri through the corner of his eyes, and then, if the heat wasn't already enough, he noticed the friendly arm around her heavy shoulders. Micheal. Sebastian couldn't take it all of a sudden. He had get away, go upstairs, take a cold shower, cool off. "Hey guys, I'm pretty tired so I'm gonna go upstairs ok?" They all smiled and said 'good

The Bike Ride
The Bike Ride by DireLilith© There is an illicit thrill in riding a motorcycle in the middle of the day that leaves the glamour of evening drag races and gatherings behind. The wind pulling a woman's hair free from her helmet, the glare of the sun through her glasses no matter how dark the shades may be. And the feeling of a man's muscle-lined stomach beneath nothing but a t-shirt under her hands. His groin, inches away if she dares to touch it – with everyone around able to see if she does more than just touch. Melissa held Flash tightly around the waist, her fingers playing unobtrusively over his abdomen. It was supper hour, and the sun was still bright. And he wasn't her boyfriend, just a friend with a bike. But the day was perfect for a ride, regardless of the few dark clouds creeping up behind them. And the wind had untangled her hair from her braid and was throwing it back behind her. She could feel the stray red curling strands as they bounced over her bare

Body Painting By Pantie_fan
Body Painting by pantie_fan © It all started with one of those kids colouring kits that were used at parties to paint children's as tigers, princesses etc. I don't even know any more when or why the idea occurred to me, but once I had got it into my head, I couldn't get rid of it. I wanted to paint my wife's naked body with colour and then have her pose for me while I filmed her. I kept thinking about how to organise it and gradually filled in the details. I was going to paint a very brief bikini and then have Sandy go outside into our garden and carry out various tasks and poses as if she were wearing the real thing. Not too much of a thrill you might think, but our back garden is overlooked by a pathway where all of the locals go out for walks with their dogs. It was probably only about 70m away and given how busy the path was, the chances of Sandy being seen were nearing 100%! When the day came, I was pretty nervous of Sandy's reaction. I had made sure that the video came

The Bored Secretary
The Bored Secretary by DireLilith© The pen was going tap-tap-tap on Becky's desk. She glanced at the clock. The office was so dead. There were no appointments today. It was Friday. Half the employees had taken ill mysteriously. So Becky had nothing to do. At all. Suddenly the service elevator down the hall opened. Becky turned her green eyes in that direction. It was Tom, the new mailroom boy with his little wheeled cart. He stopped at the empty cubicles, reading the labels on each envelope and depositing it in the right inbox or on the right desk. He whistled slightly as he came closer towards Becky. She studied him as he came, his brown hair properly coifed and swept off to one side, his clear blue eyes and genuine smile. Becky rested her chin in the palm of one hand, elbow on her desk, free hand tap-tap-tapping the pen on her notepad. Tom. New mailroom boy. He was what, twenty-three years old? Not that much younger than herself. But she had been working at this

Untitled Works5
I can’t say what I want – because you know what could happen I can’t keep it inside – or it will destroy me I wish everything were simpler – but that is not an option I can’t do this to me – I am too strong And words aren’t enough – I need more My heart longs for freedom – yet sadness weighs me down Can’t I just leave it all behind – and merely move on? I feel as if a part of me is gone A piece that will never return My body reaches out in hunger Yet hold it back in fear and pain If only I knew how to change things I’d release it all and be whole

My Tattoo
Happiness wanders seeking for that one adornment to bare Forever more As a rose adorns the garden with its hue’s so bright the morning glories, hide their faces with the coming night the sweet peas fills the air with their fragrance so light and the bee gathers its bounty during its hasty flight thus my heart has etched memories full of delight. Waiting patiently for the design to set elated to be decorated, illustrated by choice; one memory related in picture the story postdated my tattoo of the day we met. LSR 8 October 2007 2006 hours To Sinan Love Lori

My Heart's Love -part 1-
This is a little blog about my heart. I've been looking for love, and by looking, I mean feeling out the women in my life. In the real world, I've got a few females in mind that would be Mrs. Right, Ms. Right Now and/or Ms. Booty Call. (I didn't make the rules, but I have to live by them) I've been on what is best said to be a dry spell. I've not dated in 2 1/2 years and not had sex but 2 times in my life. (with the same girl, 12 years ago on the 27th of November) Now, I know someone is going to say that I'm lying, but think about this. Why would I say this about myself if it wasn't true? I have had some luck with the ladies, but could never seal the deal, due to my somewhat unlucky choices. I've never truly been discriminating, but to a degree I have. I dated all races, religions and mindsets because of my own heart. I will not go for the Hottest girl in the area but will date the cutest. In my eyes, Cute girls are the most likely girls to steal my heart before the Beautiful on

Guys Remember This ... Lmao!!!!
Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. F

Pieces
I sit here with nothing but my thoughts to keep me company. But they give me little comfort in this cold dark place. Wanting and needing to cry out, but not daring to. For fear of breaking. For if I break, I will fall. And if I fall it will be to pieces, for there is no one there to catch me. And how do you put a puzzel together that has no edges or corners. Where do you begin. With so many pieces missing does it ever really become whole again.

Lost
I wrote this back in November 2006 As I sit here with so many things going through my mind, I cant help but feel sorrow. Sorrow for my daughter, for what I have put her through, with what I have done. Although she is only 2, & knows not of what I have done, she still suffers from it. Not being able to see her mother & not knowing why. She has to bare the pain for my mistakes. Thinking is all I can really do in this place. I know that I have hit rock bottom in my life. The only question that remains is, where do I begin to pick up the peices of my shattered life. I have so much to atone for, where to begin. I have worried so much about the other people in my life, that I have forgotten the most important one. I even let a man drown her out. I let the love I felt for a man come between the everlasting love I have for my daughter. Just trying to holdon to him. In all the mess of what is now my life, how could I have let this happen, & still to lose him. I have learned a lot ab

Happy Birthday, John!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Impeach GeOgre/ 9.11 Truth Date: 09 Oct 2007, 06:14 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ♥ Lisa ♥Date: Oct 9, 2007 5:57 AMPeace and Love to~ Guinea PeaceMore than just a musician... His Impact ..US vs. John Lennon ..

In The Strangeness Of The Night
its been a very strange few days for me.have adopted my dog out to friends as i cannot take sare of her in my pressent situation.as many of my friends know,due to a very bad break up back in the spring and recent stressors in my life,i have been forced to take refuge in a shelter temporarilly.at first my bro was just sitting her till i could get things taken care of but certain recent events have stalled things by a month or two longer and she has gotten compfortable there and my bro has kinda gotten attached so,,,,i made the most painfull sacrifice of my life and decided to leave her there.my bro is extatic and siannon seems happy so,,,,anyway,got invited out by a buddy o mine to a party about a week back and got completely and gloriously wrecked.just now over the hangover.drank more then at any other point in my life,i shite the not!!not drinkin for a long while again.strange days these and i sometimes question my sanity.but,,,i keep survivin

How Much I Love U
I write these words for all to see, To say how much you mean to me, and for all who read i need to show, Just how much I love you so, I love you more than the skies are blue, Thats the love, from me to you, I love you more than the deepest sea, Thats how much you mean to me, I love you more than the desert needs rain, It helps me get through the pain, I love you more than the tears I cry, I'll have this love until I die, So to all who read this you now know, Just how much I love him so, So no matter how long I must wait, I will for you, my soul mate.

Has Anyone???
"Has Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Has Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Has Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Has Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone.. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!! THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP YOU MUST PASS IT TO AT LEAST 4 FRIENDS"

Parental Drama
Raise your hand if your parents are fucking nuts. *Raises both high into the air* My folks have been divorced so my drama, instead of being a collective chaos, is individual (meaning it's times-two). I won't bore you with details, but I say I should just shoot them both and put them out of their misery*. I don't think they can be happy any other way. *note to law enforcement: please read as sarcasm.

Did I Mention
The Foo Fighters CD is fantastic. I love those bastards. Its kinda the only new thing i got going on right that makes me happy. I don't know all the words yet, but it seems the last couple CD's I purchased I still haven't learned all the words to yet. Gotta spend some quality time with my jams. Its my birthday thursday, the plan is to gril, drink and eat lots of meat. I purchased for consumption brauts, polish sausages, kosher hot dogs, and hamburger, also some of that Smirnoff green tea stuff, my brother in law said they were good and I am a light drinker. If any one wants to stop by and eat a weener they are welcome just holler for directions. All though of all my "friends and family" I have actually talked to probably about 2 of you. And as far as you random people who aren't reading this, bring me something and I'll share the grilled meats. Pretty much nothing going on, I still need a job.

The Lioness
My heart races. Fast, slow, so very uncontrollable. I feel like I'm starting to lose control over my body. It makes me feel like an animal. Wild, ferocious, untamed. I growl, scream, moan, & purr. The gentle little kitten becomes a lioness. The heat in my body rises. It rises like lava in a volcano. Just ready to explode liquid heat. Then, when I can't take it anymore, it happens. All I can see are stars in my eyes. G'Night my fair kitten. For you'll purr again soon.

Read And Enjoy
Life Pain Dark deep thoughts in which i fear, Often wishing i could disappear, Problems I cannot bear to solve, Wishing i was no longer involved. I wish i could fly so far away, From painful dilemmas I face each day, Or curl up tightly on the floor, To cry out all the pain, once more. Life hardly ever seems to be fair, And you hurt end up hurting those who care, I often think that life would be, A hell of a lot better without me. ************************************************** With all my heart I can still remember the days I've been hurt so many times A hopeless world of broken promises So much suffering and the pain still remains Knowing I like you and I've taken the risk So confused and I don't know how to deal with it For I know you feel the same, you've been hurt too Why trust and love seem fading in our world? Does good deed now seek an audience? Like charity waits for its final recognition Need some time for awhile before it heals Even th

Im Out
alright for y'all im movin to san jose so im havin my internet turned off for awhile...for those of you who dont know my gf broke up with me cuz i wouldnt grow up....yah well that aint gonna happen in this town.....i became stupid and lazy in this town so i thought maybe bein around family will help me get my shit together and back school.....soon as i get my net back i'll let y'all know.....peace out homies

Can't Stop Loving You
Today our daughter wrote me a letter and said when she handed it to me "this one is on paper mommie" the other was on a paper towel hehe Basically it was same but here is what it read... I love you and can't stop loving you if I did it would make me sad. Please don't do it to me. I tell you that girl is something else. hehe

A 4 Letter Word
The 4 letter word Does anybody really know the meaning of the four letter word, Love? Love can come from anywhere. There are so many different kinds of love. There is the kind that is felt by family, between 2 friends,and lovers. Love can make you feel all warm and tingly inside. Just by seeing their smile or hearing their voice. Love between two friends starts off as a friendship and then has grown over the years into a family kind of love. Love between friends can even blossom into so much more over the time because it has had time to grow. Love between two people that start out as lovers has not had the time to grow and blossom like that of two friends that fall in love with the years of being together behind the realitionship. Once again do we really know and understand that four letter word?

My Greatest Fear
My Greatest Fear nothing left to give, nothing left to offer anyone, lonely and crying, tears slip down my face and drip to my arm, unable to stop the hurting anymore, cant face another lonely day, just want to sleep, just want to stop feeling, no more pain, I am so empty inside, black and hollow, void filling my every breath, becoming a robot, unable to love, blank eyes stare back at me from the mirror, i am dissolving to nothingness, forgetting me so much easier, loosing you will be the end for me, Would be the breaking straw Leaving me broken and unwanted

Lost In Emotion
Lost in emotion Feeling so much Desire and longing aching in my body and mind Hurt and despair creep in along side for the pain I have caused Guilt makes tears well then slip down my hot cheeks Angry words fill my ears Age is only a number but its causing such pain Mentally in the same place Longing for so much more than friends Is passion worth fighting for? Is there anything more important to fight for? Never meaning to cause disputes Just trying to be me, trying to be loved Wanting so much more with every fiber of my being Afraid that tomorrows light will bring sorrow Praying that its not a farewell Desperately clinging for something right in my head Knowing I am not worth the fight Begging that this not be the end but sorrowfully facing the possibility If this is all there is to be know that you have left me with so much For a brief moment I felt important to someone I felt warmth of desire and hope of good friendship Wanting to share so much just to s

Hornyscopes!!
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns.Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it

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It's hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of... You just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while some good things never last... Some don't even start... (",)

My Girl Lollipop
My Girl Lollipop (Roberts-Spencer) My girl Lollipop You make my heart go giddy-up You taste as sweet as candy You're my sugar dandy. OOOHHHH-OH My girl Lollipop Never, never leave me Or you know it would grieve me My heart told me so. OOOOHHH I love you I love you I love you so But I don't want you to know I need you I need you I need you so and I'll ne'er let you go My girl Lollipop You make my heart go giddy-up You set the world afire You are my one desire Oh my heart told me so! [tongue roll] Polka! uh-uh-uh-oh [tongue roll] OOOOOOHHHHHHHH I love you, I love you, I love you so But I don't want you to know I need you, I need you, I need you so And I'll ne'er let you go. My girl Lollipop You make my heart go giddy-up You set the world afire You are my one desire Oh my heart told me so. Oh my heart told me so. My heart, my heart, my heart told me so OOOOOHHHHHH Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up OH UH-OH-AH-OH, UH-OH-AH-OH, UH-OH-AH-OH

Moment Of Clarity
Moment of Clarity All around... at the open place is Saddened faces... In a mixture of... remembered Places Saddened faces tear... And when the sun should choose to rise Im standing here alone And in this moment of suprise I see my name in stone I really should be scared But all I feel is, all I feel is calm... All around in this grief filled place is Saddened Faces... In a moment of awkward focus... Remembered tears fall... Should I stay or should I follow Im really not to sure Is what Im feeling really normal? Im feeling I dont care Am I awake or am I dreaming? I dont care anymore, No care anymore.

Redneck Of All Redneck Stories
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-911-Officer-Lawsuit.html?_r=1&oref=slogin October 10, 2007 Fla. Police Officer Sues Victim's Family By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 10:46 a.m. ET CASSELBERRY, Fla. (AP) -- A police officer who slipped and injured a knee during a rescue call has sued the family who phoned 911 after their 1-year-old boy nearly drowned. The child, Joey Cosmillo, fell into the family pool in January. He was resuscitated but suffered brain damage and can't walk, talk or swallow. He lives in a nursing home and eats and breathes through tubes. Police Sgt. Andrea Eichhorn alleges the boy's family left a puddle of water on the floor, causing her fall during the rescue effort. She broke her knee and missed two months of work. Eichhorn's attorney, David Heil, said she now has persistent knee pain and will likely develop arthritis. He said city benefits paid by workers' compensation and some disability checks helped with medical bills, but it wasn't enough.

Do You Remember Why?
Do You Remember Why? My sweet delightful virgin eyes, your child-like smile takes me high. You own my dreams, my greetings and good-byes and through my lips...your name's a lullaby, a peaceful chant that shines at night within this life of mine. My dreams came true, the ancient seemed brand new I never knew you gave the sea its blue and everything you do, always seems to guide me through... now do you remember why I fell in love with you? Your magic touch was a sparkle in my soul you took my life, you took it all you kissed my lips and I believed again that deep inside I am a perfect man you placed the world before my sight and turned the darkness into light. My sweet divine, my gentle petal eyes your child, like kisses help propel me to the sky where I can never die. Why, just your sigh can hush my bitter cries. You own my dreams, my breath...my life. You make the world revolve, you make the sun shine bright... now do you remember why I fell in love with yo

The Fire With In
The fire with in It’s so different when it burns the fir with in No thoughts in our mind just a ravishing desire For ever so sweet bit they named it a sine Cold hands running down your soft worm skin A drop of sweet dribbles down your milky valley Closer you lean to me with angelic naked body Candles lighting our naked body ever so bright I hold you in my arms and you hold on tight A glass of wine and love our lips share drinking Soft music playing love song someone singing You touch my face and my soul ever slowly Found you my love and forever well never be lonely With our racing hearts we hug ever tightly tonight Climbing my hands they are on your back with a shiver A sigh of pleaser escape your lips begging for more Running my lips down your burning skin over your neck Start kissing the rest starting with your soft breast Smothering your awaiting nipples with my Tung South i venture over the softness of your body Unable to wait to explore your calling valle

Calling All Girls
Calling All Girls by tayla7 © When I turned on my computer this morning, I had an e-mail from a woman with whom I went to college. The message included an invitation to come and spend a weekend in Atlanta. Fortunately, my husband would be in Europe the weekend she suggested. This would be perfect. New Orleans is only about a ten hour drive from Atlanta. And it had been a while since I'd seen the scenery along the way. A late spring drive would be just lovely. I e-mailed my travel plans and counted away two weeks. I spotted her outside a rest station with her thumb out and a sign that read "Atlanta, please!" She looked young--19 or 20. Medium-tall, shapely in a pair of tight jeans with strategically placed rips, white t-shirt with no bra, dark sun glasses and a baseball cap hiding her hair and its color .She looked harmless. I could use the company, I mused. "Hi. I'm going to Atlanta. Want a lift?" "That would be great. I'll be glad to repay you," she answered, smiling.

The Call Girls
The Call Girls by Bill Dada © "Hi dear, are you done for the day?" "Yes, I just finished up. In fact if they don't change the schedule, I'm finished for the rest of the week." "Mmmmuum, that's perfect. It's been four weeks since I've seen you, I bet you would love to play tonight?" "Yeh, that sounds like a great idea. Is Jenny in bed already?" "To tell you the truth, I don't know. I do know she is having a sleepover with Jody tonight and I thought it would be fun to have a little slumber party of my own. Remember Carla?" "Your Brazilian friend from college, with the long black hair and the mouth wateringly large ta tas?" "That's right, she's sitting right next to me. She is wearing a skintight black velvet vest that displays quite a bit of her mouth-watering cleavage. In fact as we are talking I am running my fingertips over her velvet covered tits and I'm quite wet at the thought of sliding her vest off and sucking on one of her nipples until it hardens in my mou

Cashmere
Cashmere by lesbiaphrodite© The writer walked into the café off of Union Square as she so often did in the afternoon when the work was not coming as she wished it to and she took a seat in the corner. She was what one would describe as a dark woman. Not so much because of her skin tone, because it was in fact of the palest and most beautiful hue imaginable. Yet there was something in her almond-shaped brown eyes and her long mane of chestnut-colored tresses that made her seem dark. She had a look that was simply arresting. Her aquiline nose and pink full lips were perfectly symmetrical. And though she looked somewhat restrained to the untrained eye, there was something in the way she swayed her hips when she moved and in the way she swung her hair back away from her face and ran her fingers through it that seemed deliberately provocative. Today, she was wearing a black turtleneck sweater, a black leather jacket and black denim pants that were set off by shiny black boots. Sitt

The Claiming
The Claiming by midnightj © Even as Paige slips her keys into the front door to her house she couldn't shake the feeling of being watched. It left the hairs on the back of her neck standing on end for most of the night. It was times like this that she hated living alone. Though as the door gave a soft click a light sigh passes her lips, once inside she would feel a lot better. As she opened the door and started to step inside the relief soon turned to fear. Being pulled quickly into the house and spun around to be slammed onto the door as it shut. A gloved hand reaching from behind her turning the knob to the bolt lock. The click sung within her head as a black silk material was then moved up over her eyes. Panic set in, though before she could let out a yell for help another piece of silk material was placed between rose colored lips. Acting as a gag her yells where muffled. Her mind racing Paige tried to think of how she could get away, even as she was jerked from the door

Sis-in-laws
Both his sis and our sis-in-law (his bro. wife hehe) decided, rather our nephews did i guess lol, to be born on the same day 2 years ago. They were 2 weeks apart in their preg. though. Now the irony of it was the wieghts or our children where the weights of our nephews with the oz.(or lbs. same difference) switched. Here's what I mean. Our son weighed 8 lbs. 2 oz. and our daughter weighed 6 lbs. 11 oz. when they were born. Well, our one nephew was born at 8 lbs. 11 oz. and our other nephew 6 lbs. 2 oz. Now how's that for irony. OH and his sister (whose been like a sister to me) had her son at the EXACT time I had our son. LMAO wow talk about a clost nit family. Here's more to add to it. They are BOTH prego again and I truly believe it's gonna be girls this time. Well, one already knows it's a girl the other is just now prego so they won't be having these at the same time but prego together again. I swear these two can't do anything apart. lol

Amish Sex Ed
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up". He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother sai

First You Then Me
First You Then Me I TOUCH YOUR HEART YOU TOUCH MY SOUL I KISS YOUR BODY FROM TIP TO TOE I HOLD YOU CLOSE AND SQUEEZE YOU TIGHT, AND MAKE YOU MOAN, THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT, I ENTER DEEP INTO YOUR ACHING WET HOLE, PUMPING INTO YOU AS FAST AS I CAN GO. I GIVE, YOU RECEIVE GIVING YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED. THE FULLNEST YOU WANT, AND A TASTE OF MY SEED. AS YOU MAKE IT TO CLIMAX YOUR NAILS BITE INTO MY FLESH, WE FALL DOWN TOGETHER IN A QUIVERING MESS. YOU SHIVER AND SHAKE WITHIN MY ARMS, RUBBING OUR SWEAT OFF OUR CHESTS AND ONTO OUR PALMS, I KISS YOUR LIPS, AND FONDLE YOUR BREASTS. FOR THIS NIGHT AINT OVER, THERE IS NO TIME TO REST. SO ASSUME THE POSTION, ALL FOURS IS MY LIKE, I PENETRATE AGAIN, FOR THE 2ND TIME, TONIGHT. THIS TIME IT’S GOING TO BE SLOWER CAUSE THIS TIME WILL BE FUN, FOR BRACE YOURSELF BABY, IT’S MY TURN TO CUM.

For My Best Friend...
So as of lately I've kept my mouth shut about a lot of things. Which as most of us know is about impossible. This entry is for my lovely Hope, my dearest, truest and closest friend. Hope over the past two and a half years I have seen DRAMATIC changes in you. I can honestly as your friend say that yes some of them I like but others I don’t. The things I don’t like though do not affect how much I love you. I will tell you though that I am INCREDIBLY proud of you for how much you have grown. When I first met you Hope, you were really down and super hard on yourself. Lately you have been a little more stressed than usual and I don’t like it. Normal life stress is um... hell NORMAL. I have come to the conclusion that you need to stop once again, on focusing on others and let them believe what they want to. Anyone who is a true friend to you would come to you about anything they were concerned with. Hell, I’ve came to you with some majorly horrible things that sent us into “non-t

Three Minute Challenge
I have a challenge to all fubies. I am going to challenge you to stand up for three minutes on Monday! Now for many who work somewhere they are expected to be on their feet this may be no big deal. But I want you to stand for three minutes with greater purpose. Watch my stash videos about Making a stand to end poverty is the movement and the heading of those vids. Here's the grim and tragic truth: 30,000 and more children will die today and every day from preventable causes like hunger and lack of medicine. The cost of a gas station coffee can buy enough vitamin c for 5 children to keep their sight. Is that so big a sacrifice? The cup of Starbuck's coffee that we spend $2.00 for (which has up to 30% filler) provides less than two cents income to the farmer who grew it. The power to build peace in this world is in your hands, in your pockets, rattling as you stand for those three minutes. The power of hope, unbound from the chains of ignorance and apathy, realized in the lives of

Silent Love
See you smiling every day hide the way i feel, want to tell you everything but my lips are sealed, loving you with all my heart but you will never know, feelings for you are locked away hope they never go, i never cease to by amazed how beautiful you look, now my heart will suffer in silence because of the chance i never took.

Fragile Heart
Have you ever needed someone To take the fragile pieces of your heart And wrap careful hands Deep within the cushioning cotton of his own? Someone who can pull you close, When you're feeling so alone Who speaks not a word, But knows how to touch you In that one special place That lets you know you are still alive? Someone who can look into your eyes And see past the darkness That has come to cloud your soul. Someone who finds that one spark of caring, Who nutures it back to life... The one special someone Who can wrap around you with his body And give your soul a hug, Your heart ease...

:(
I just found out that my friend's mom, Lisa.. has cancer. she's been really sick, but nobody really knew what was wrong with her, in & out of the hospitals.. and they just discovered it. she has it in her bones, lungs, and ovaries. There's nothing they can do for her. Too far gone, I guess. They sent her home with hospice care. Lisa dated my dad for 12 years. They broke up a few years ago. So she's kinda like a step-mom to me, even though they were never married. I'm going to make a HUGE effort to go see her Sunday. Please pray for her.

Re: Smear Campaign Against Ron Paul Goes Into Overdrive
RE: Smear Campaign Against Ron Paul Goes Into Overdrive ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 12 Oct 2007, 15:02 Smear Campaign Against Ron Paul Goes Into Overdrive The smear campaign against Presidential candidate Ron Paul has hit an all time high with the corporate media today ludicrously declaring that the Congressman's immense worldwide popularity is all a huge con emanating from Dr Paul's own office. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/121007Smear.htm

Why Are People So Stupid????
I went to go visit a friend that is in jail tonight, we got up there checked in and went and waitd to go back to see him. Well when we got into line to wait to go back we got called up and was told that he can not have a visit because he decided to be STUPID and get rolled back to the hole. Why are people stupid when they go in to jail and while there get into more trouble to where if he is not carefull he will never come out. I am tired of seeing other people get hurt because of someones stupidy there is more to it and i know like everything its two sided.. i understand that but still. I needed to vent and this is where i can find a place to vent. I know who ever reads this will comment and i will get some fucked up comments. but you know what that is what i dont care. I am tired of seeing people that are my friends do stupid shit and get introuble because they dont want to stop and think before they react. ok now that i feel a little better i will close this one. but believe me its

Friends With Benefits.
Just for Tonight By Alicia Davis My mind is rebuilding itself, Im putting my heart on the shelf; and for once I'm opening up to someone else. I'm in pain and paralyzed inside; and my heart is breaking so let me unwind. Share yourself with me, Just for tonight. Make mind blowing love to me, and tell me that I'll be alright. Trace your hands up my sides. Press your lips against mine. Tell me I'll be fine. Gently kiss up and down my thighs. Put my back into a slow grind. As your body moves in sync with mine, it feels like I'm lifted out of time. Be with me, Just for tonight. It may come as a surprise, but don't read onto it please. It's just a physical thing, just a simple fling. Feelings aren't involved, and once we're done the issue's resolved. just for tonight. See, Feeling good on the outside makes me feel good on the inside, and that's all that it is. Casual sex relieves, and helps me to forget. All my anger fades, the weakness dissipated, and you m

The Best Family Here
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Click Below to come to the Wakan-Tanka Home Page!!!! ?Wakan-Tanka Clan's Home Page ?~~~@ fubar If you are intrested please get a hold of me thank you

Emergency Alert: Make Calls To Stop Law Of Seas Treaty:
Emergency Alert: Make calls to stop Law of Seas Treaty: Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: Oct 13, 2007 2:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: Oct 13, 2007 1:58 AM Emergency Alert: Make calls to stop Law of Seas Treaty: NOW!! We must STOP Law of Seas Treaty NOW. Vote in Senate scheduled for Wednesday, Oct. 17th! LOST is a huge power grab by the United Nations' madhouse. Robert Morrow 512-306-1510 Dear American Patriots, The Law of the Seas Treaty is nothing but a huge power grab by the United Nation's madhouse. It would put the unelected, anti-American United Nations bureaucrats in charge of the world's oceans. The UN would control fishing, drilling and mining rights. LOST (Law of Seas Treaty) is a backdoor way for the UN to tax the world. It is a dagger aimed straight at US national sovereignty and a vote for LOST is a vote to get unelected one world government goi

I Love My Job......
I love my job, I really do. It's 6:30am and I'm coming to the end of a 17hr shift, and I have to do a 12 hr tonite, out of the 17hrs here I slept about 3hrs done about 1hr of work and thats the normal :) I love my job. I even have medical, which is something not a lot of places offer. I get to sit here on most nites watch movies, play video games, fubar :D And they pay me to do this, shit how many people get payed to do that? I Love my job......

Just A Lil Survey
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Chains/Handcuffs Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100% Bondage83% Biting83% Blind Folds67% Blood33% Whips33%

Yea!!!!!!!!!
OK NO NEW IDEA HERE JUST WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS TO JESS FOR HER WIN AND TO THANK ALL THE FAM WHO HELPED WITH THIS MANY OF YOU WHO STAYED UP ALL NIGHT LONG. WE PULLED THIS TOGETHER AND DID IT AS A FAM. GOOD JOB EVERYONE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. CONGRATS JESS WE LUVEYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~TAINTED~~~

Her Lust
I love to see her. Caught up in her lust. It drugs her like an ether, till finish it she must. I love to hear her. Speak in tongues of love. Every time I'm near her, her voice I can't get enough of. I love to smell her. Breathe in her womanly scent. Forcing me to quell her, with a lust that's gone unspent. I love to taste her. On my tongue and on my lips. Pertaining to her pleasure, my own it does eclipse. I love to feel her. With my hands and so much more. By my touch, she says I heal her, her aches I can't ignore. Yes I love to see her. As she allows only me to do. She told me that I helped free her, she freed me so I guess it's true.

Reconstruction
Dreams shattered Thoughts scattered Where do I go from here? Spirit tattered Nothing matters, Waiting for the haze to clear. Heart scorned. Soul’s worn. Is this another dead end? Life’s torn. And I am reborn. Starting all over again.

Hands
A lot of the best techniques involve hands. If you or he insists on sticking to purely oral, then a lot of amazing stuff is missed. First, there's obviously caressing. This can be done all over the body, and not just during the initial build-up phase. This is also a great thing to do during pauses, when prolonging things when he's too close to orgasm too soon. The Cock Pull: One really effective trick for direct attention to the penis is to use both hands, but only in one direction. Saliva may be enough for this, depending on the situation... but some additional lubricant, preferably oil-based, may be necessary. Starting at the base, slide a hand up toward the tip, placing the other hand by the base. Just before it comes off of the tip, start the other hand moving up from the base toward the tip. While doing that, put the other hand down on the base. Keep this up, slowly getting faster. This works great with a really hard penis (and it's so different/stimulating that he'll probably hav

Rockstar
Nickelback Lyrics "Rockstar" I'm through with standin' in line To clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me (Yea, So what you need) I need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet --(Been there done that)-- I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all

I Lose Faith In The Human Race More And More.
MuMM: I'm thinkin about changing my name on here.. But I like the old one.. Want to ask opinion.. Should it say or change? New..- Don't Ask Me What My Name Is Stupid Bitch I'm Famous.. or the old one?! Response: Might I suggest "Cunt". Its short, simple, and to the point. Shoutbox response: !!I'm ...: yea.. its nice.. put Slut on yours What I attempted to write back, before I realized the cunt with no sense of humor blocked me. Nahhh. Slut doesn't fit me oh so well, but you can feel free to have it. The name "Dirty Cunt Slut" seems fitting for you. Don't worry, you can have all creative rights to the name. I guess she was in various other peoples shout boxes as well. She also seems to have no spine, so she does drive by shouts. I find it highly amusing that teh internet is seriouuzzz buzinesz to some people. Go ahead and leave this ass clown some love for me : )

Feed The Beast
Saunter along the passage of my eyes, Stroke my icy embrace, lust in disguise. Shadows scamper wherever I may stroll. Kiss my lips as my world gulps you whole. We the damned. immortal, We the diseased, With your blood you flaunted life, you teased. Now as the clock chimes dwindle, grasping waist. Feel my stroke of death, my senses yearn for a taste... Scaling the walls by hardened scalpel nails, Hear the screams of horror and panicking wails! Sanctified with nightmares, warped yet sweet. In the hollow dusk is where our souls wish to meet. We the damned. immortal, We the diseased, With your blood you flaunted life, you teased. Now as the clock chimes dwindle, grasping waist. Feel my stroke of death, my senses yearn for a taste... Mists form a labyrinth of tricks with sinister dead ends. Hearts quicken in terror as the devil and I make amends. Sweet nectar of long years, Your body I bear down on. You the forsaken, cattle, You are the feast I dine upon .

Leaving
i find it very funny that.. it proves my point that there is no one that wants me around.. im leaving in the moring.. unless my lawyer tells me i need to stay for what ever the fuck the reason is.. an im siting here alone.. an a very small amount of ppl know.. an the one that i cared about the most.. i told first.. an yea im still alone.. im not writing this so that u may fill bad for me.. im writing this to be able and go back and see y i did what i did.. my boyz are bathed and asleep in there bed.. an im here listening to music.. an i really need some one here with me.. but oh well.. when u need some thing does not mean u will have it.. i guess its time for me to move on.. no one here wants me to stay so y stay.. i know there is no one that will come and stop me or change my mind.. an not even to say good bye

U Feeling Down
who i make friends with i will stay friends with who needs a shoulder to cry on im there u can cry on my shoulder if i have to i will talk to u for hours just so u feel better if i have to i will break that wall u have up and i will make u open ur eyes to see the world in a diff way and make u feel and think and smell and even smile a diff way trust in me and i will do that for u and more, u will be a diff persone all i ask is for u to trust in me and the path u r on, every one has a path its a choice of takeing that path and its ur choice to take my hand and walk the path with me if u trust me take my hand if u trust me open ur mind if u trust me if u trust me belive me i will never fail u as a friend and if u trust me put that wall down

Always Thinking Of You
What do I do, what do I say, I just sit and think of you all day. When Im all alone, or in a quiet spot, thoughts of you are all I've got. Thoughts of you swarm my brain, wondering always if you feel the same. You spoke to me and you touched my heart, I long to know you now, I hope for a spark. The love I could give would be so deep and so true the love I could give to a man..wonder if he could be you. I long to love, I long to find the man God chose as only mine.

Don't Hate Me !
Please don't send me hate mail after you read this! A boy was on his way to school when he saw the words purple passion written on a wall. He had no idea what they meant, so when he got to school and the teacher asked if there were any questions, he raised his hand. When he was called upon he asked ,"What is purple passion?" His teacher screamed at him to go to the principal. The principal asked him why he was there and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here." "What are the words," the principal asked. "Purple passion," replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school. At home is mother asked him why he had been expelled, and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they

Big Yawn
Man I'm tired. Just woke up, puttering around. This 72 h a week stuff is a pain. Not much time for Fubar so I was thinking about deleting my account since it seems to be infested with .... things I don't like and don't care for. I'll leave it at that. School starts up next week so I'll have that to keep me busy. Or I should say busier. In some ways I'm looking forward to it but I know it's going to be a pain in my arse so I'd rather waste time doing other stuff. laters

Re: Repost
RE: REPOST ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 14 Oct 2007, 21:50 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BillDate: Oct 14, 2007 11:44 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BlaineDate: Oct 14, 2007 11:40 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Mark Brady (Brady)Date: Oct 15, 2007 12:38 AMThanks to: President Ron Paul (supporter)----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: President Ron Paul (supporter)Date: Oct 15, 2007 12:33 AMMAKE THE PLEDGE!"I will donate $1,000 but only if 10,000 other people will do the same."

I Want To Be Sacred
i want to be sacred not an empty shell that is naked that's why I should take down the pink alters to glamour i have fed my ego satiated my lust it is time for me to trust the voice within a goddess/god given right to be me

Inside The Wall
i hear you calling calling out to me i hear your voice through the wall as the time ticks away its so hard it seems to tell whats real and whats a dream blood spills as the window slams the room spins and the flood begins is it real or is it in my head is their poison in my gin i hear your voice calling out my name so close i can feel you turned your body to ashes once again twice the loss and twice the pain try to take control of my mind again never ending doubt once it stops it starts up and then only way to leave is to check out i hear you calling ,calling out to me i hear your voice through the wall its so hard to leave this dream ill always be here it seems

What Is It About Me....
That makes people think they can fuck me over? Do I have a sign on me somewhere that says, "Go ahead and use me and hurt me"? I'm just beginning to wonder-I must because it seems to be the thing to do these days. NEWS FLASH!!! I have feelings...they get hurt and I can be a bitch if I need to be. Don't make me have to be. I apologize to those of you who truly do give a shit about me. This is not meant for you. I appreciate the friendship you have shown me. This is for the people who seem to think its okay to play with my emotions and my heart and don't have the balls or the courtesy to tell me that they are fucking me over. Thanks for listening. P.S. To anyone who was offended by my language-I apologize. I'm kind of pissed off right now and will get over it. Please forgive my vulgarity. Diva

Get Supermans Picture
http://hk.promo.yahoo.com/movie/superman/Stop_Press_Game/ so this is a game lets see how good your photo taking skills are... its addictive, and post your scores for kicks and giggles... my very first try I hit 69 I kid you not... lol

Tonight I Wanna Cry
Well. today hasn't been the greatest day. There is too much going on here in my life that when I think about it...I am sad. I either can't sleep or only want to sleep. I spend a lot of time in bed. I barely eat and try not to drink. I don't want people to see the true pain that i am going through. I've lost the one person in the world who truly understood me and cared. The one person who was always there for me. Now...I am left with nothing...no one. I am doing everything possible to take my mind off of what happened. I try not to think about it. I have been trying to fill my life with things to do,but its been impossible to find a job and I end up either being up for days with no sleep or spending most of my days in bed. It switches back and forth between the two. I have to force myself to eat to smile. I am doing all I can to convince everyone that everything is ok, but its not. I try to go out and do stuff, I try to make new friends, I try to make myself let it go, but it doe

Monday, Monday...
So...I got myself moved this weekend. To my MOM'S. God help me. I know it was a good idea, it's financially smart, for a lot of reasons...but...it's not cool to be 23 and living with mom, with 2 kids, especially when it means being treated like a 16 year old all over again. I'm gonna make it...it's only for a month or so til new job at new office rolls in...I can do it, I can!! :) What else...my kids father is still a deadbeat but I was able to do his direct deposits to MY bank! Ha! Sometimes I really do love the Marine Corps... I'm joining a gym this weekend! YAY! A 24 hour one about 5 minutes from the house so I can go after I put the kids to bed...so this is very exciting to me. Mostly because of the free tanning. But...who cares? I love me a good treadmill too. Uhh...ok so nothing else really. I'm just bored at work (not really, my desk is loaded with paperwork!) and considered it to be blog time!

10-15-07
Your mind feels a bit more free, thanks to a few mundane considerations that are at least temporarily out of your purview. Think long-term, or explore a few spiritual concepts that have made you curious. **************************************************************************** I am thinking long term, and I want to be happy!!! I deserve to be happy, or do I not????

My Life Story.....
ok so here it goes, to save time we will do the condensed and slightly dark version....I was born in goshen among the amish to a couple of pothead alcoholics...moved to plymouth and lived in the middle of the sticks while attending a christian private school until my mother pulled me out of there because it was ran by a bunch of sexist morons....then we became broke moved to a trailer park and I started public schools and was introduced at age six to lots of swearing and heavy metal and a magazine called hustler....through out these years my parents fought, threw heavy glass objects at each other and I got really good at ducking.....fast forward to 1989 and I finally get to move into a house with my parents and start dating...since I am poor and kinda a dork I got the ugly chics with no personality and this weighed heavy on me for a number of years....then uh-oh parents are broke again because they spend too much money on alcohol instead of paying the rent and we move to a one bedroom

So I'll Have Something Left To Give
Come Swing with meeee We'll dance and smile and laugh ourselves to sleep :] can we just go somewhere and color our lives a different shade? make it all just go away, we'll just make it all go away. I'm in love with you, dear, I'm in love, are you in love too? do you want to hold me and scream inside your heart? just break away from the mundane and come to this little park... we can swing in a world apart from everyone else's. Growing up is overrated and I'm not being pulled down with the world... By lisa

Thanks
Thanks for all the late night chats, talking until 6 AM on the phone, I can't believe how quickly we became friends, wow time really sure has flown. Thanks for that Internet chat that started everything, you know when we talked until 3. I just sat there typing to you in disbelief, YOU were actually talking to ME. Thanks for letting me know that you're there for me, thanks for letting me know that you care, You're one in a million, no one in a billion, a friend like you is SO rare. Thanks for allowing me the privilege of knowing you, I'm the luckiest person alive, I didn't know miracles could happen, until into my life you arrived. Thanks for being so nice to me, I don't deserve kindness at all, I just want to be able to do the same for you, so I hope you know I'm always here for you to call. If it seems no one else understands something going on with you, and you just want to cry, Call me and I'll do the best I can to make you happy, I don't promise I will, but I promise I'll try. Than

Love The Compliments An Rates,but Please??
I love all my compliments an rates,TYVM!...But please check out my profile an quit askin me if I'm bi-sexual and/or dropping comments like oh God wo you're HOT!!!!!!!......I'm strictly dickly for the lady folk,ok??.....Please an thank you!....Peace out!

How To Survive The Apocalypse.
Anticipating the end of the world causes a lot of anxiety and overwhelms us with the fear of dying. Before working on post-apocalyptic survival, we must remember that once the world dooms itself and we're all in hell, we really won't be missing much. When the world goes to shit, so does everything on it. This includes weed plantations, ISPs, and probably a large percentage of the hot chicks. When Armageddon happens, pretty much the only things left alive will be cockroaches and telemarketers. Those annoying little insects will never die, I swear to god. Whenever I see one, I stomp it with my foot. Regardless, they always scurry away and move on to annoy other people - disturbing everything and ruining everybody's appetite. Seriously, they really piss me off, and so do cockroaches. If you're still not convinced to go down with your ship, I know a few secrets that will help you survive. First try killing yourself over and over until you become reincarnated as a cockroach. Once

Werkin
Hey ya'll .. I have been working for a vacation resort here on the lake and yeah I Love it. Only complaint is I miss spending time with my boys on the weekends. I'm still extrememly limited on internet usage but I see a new pc in my future LOL so I am not gone forever. I just wanted to say Hi and give an update.

She Needs Your Love And Prayers
This little girl was abused and sent to the hospital for brain surgery, a broken arm and leg. She needs our prayers, our best wishes and all the love we can send her. Let's show who we are deep inside, a loving bunch of people that may or not know each other in real life, but know that friends and family stick together...and I consider my friends and fans as family....lets help this little girl out and send her our love. PLEASE REPOST.....IT WON'T HURT YOU! Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels @ fubar

The Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can

Where Thought Runs Gracefully Free Of The Trammels Of Precision
When I was rereading one on my favorite novels, H.G. Wells' "The Time Machine", last week, this line from the first paragraph leapt out at me. In the book, it refers to the after-dinner conversation where the main character happens to casually bring up the nature of time. In 1895 when the original serial was released, it was pretty heavy stuff, even though weight had nothing to do with it. Many late 19th century novels started out as weekly chapter installments or newspaper serials; in fact, a previously unknown novel of Alexandre Dumas' was found two years ago this way. I'd like to think this is why all of who blog or journal, all of us who are restless (which Martha says Sarah gets from me because I'm not a good sitter myself), do what we do. Writing them down, we give our thoughts weight, especially when they run free! I had a blog entry ready for this past Saturday, but the only ones who saw anything of me posted that day were my friends on Fubar, and even that wasn't what

That Special Feeling
My body thrashed upon my bed, Thoughts of him inside my head. "Only a dream, he'll never be here" I wanted to scream, I was driven by fear That after the years of longing and need, Off my willing body he would never feed. A soft kiss touched me and my eyes were open Before me- the vampire of which I'd rarely spoken. So warm but so strong, a beautiful sight Seen so many times, yet so much more real that night. He looked at me and showed that devious smile. His demons began to come through...he hadn't danced in a while. A pale arm extended, led his hand to trace Along every curve of my frightened face. I closed my eyes seeing now he was real Mixed array of longing emotions I began to feel. He leaned forward and kissed me with strong intent There my heart stopped, my mind was bent. "Speak to me," he said, "I need to hear your voice." But my lips couldn't move, it was not by my choice. "Perhaps, my love, I'll hear you make other sounds..." That wicked man snickered as

You Don’t Need Oxygen To Live
It's about time we all sat down and looked at the bigger picture, because nobody looks anymore. You don't need oxygen to live, you need it to breathe. You don't need legs to walk, only to stand. You don't need fingers to eat, only to hold the food. We all think we need so much more than we really do. All my life I have thought I needed drugs to forget, drinks to forgive, and fights to relieve stress. I truly believed I couldn't be happy without those things in my life, but now they are gone and my ass is still kickin' and harder than ever. Relationships don't need love to survive, people need love to live. Nobody needs sex, nobody needs alchohol, most of us just chose to have it. Life is like an addiction, that none of us need, we all just happen to have it. Cars go fast, but lives go faster. Material things are only just material, they will never be things to make you happy. A new car makes me smile really fucking big, because it's my car that I just paid for...but if the other 3 s

New Call Me Info
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-mai

Robots
>> A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he >> waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre ' D was a robot. >> The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. >> I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you >> please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." >> ~ >> The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your >> IQ?" >> The man answered, "Oh, about 164. >> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, >> Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. >> ~ >> The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he >> would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, >> sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started >> discussing NASCAR racing , the latest basketball scores, and what to >> expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. >> ~ >> The guy had to try it one more time. So the n

Send The Message Loud And Clear: Don't Mess With Ron Paul!!
Send the message loud and clear: Don't mess with Ron Paul!! GOOD JOB EVERYONE..i THINK THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING THE MESSAGE...RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT 2008...WE NEED TO TRIPLE OUR EFFORTS ON DONATING MONEY...CUZ MONEY TALKS AND RP WILL USE IT WISELY ...WE NEED TO TRIPLE OUR EFFORTS ON THE SIGNS..GET THEM OUT THERE EVERYWHERE...ALSO KEEP THE CALLING AND EMAILING THE MEDIA UP ...OUR VOICE IS BEING HEARD...HA HA ! GREAT JOB ALL YOU RP SUPPORTERS PAMELA ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pan Man Date: Oct 16, 2007 10:01 PM America is in the slow but increasingly deliberate process of trying to wake up without hitting the snooze button for another 8 years worth of nightmares starring Shillary or Jewliani. Let's hope the People are able to smell the coffee by Nov. '08! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: *RC_REVOLUTION [resistance] Date: Oct 16, 2007 11:47 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jimmy

I Got A 51
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H

Oct. 17th Bombing Update
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ News, Views, and Bombing for TODAY!!!!! ~ &hearts ~ Wicked Storm Crew~ &hearts ~ News Flash!!!! Mr. Nice Guy has been promoted to Leveling Manager. He really is a SUPER nice guy (not just advertising) and he will make a great Manager. Congrats! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Don't forget the recruiting challenge. We need new members! The challenge is among the WSC crew to see who can recruit the most new members. I see new faces so somebody is taking charge!! The 15 days, are dwindling down.... Midnight(Eastern Standard Time) October 27th is coming up fast. How many you got?? It's not to late. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I are keeping track. The prize at this point is a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack or a bigger

The Witches Of Minot And Portobello
Just where do the pointed hats witches wear come from? I was just thinking about that before starting today's entry where I was going to tell you that we've already got the costumes Sarah and Jeffrey will be wearing for Halloween; Martha and Mary were out to get Sarah's costume on Sunday afternoon and they brought home this especially cute black dress and pointed hat both with pink trim. We already have tights for Sarah to wear as well -- we got them and other clothes from Sarah's godparents on my side of the family, my brother Bob and his fiancee Diann last Christmas -- and sometimes I think it fits her personality. Jeffrey gets to wear a hand-me-down tiger costume which my mom originally made for my second-oldest niece Callie (who's in her late twenties now) and it's since gone down through every grandchild. Jeffrey makes my mom's twenty-first grandchild, so it took a while to get to him . . . orange overalls, stripes on the sides, a cap with standout ears, and even a tail. As f

Halloween Ball
I know a lot of my friends that read this do not live anywhere close to where I am at, but I still want to get the word out. October 27th our Relay for Life team will be hosting a Halloween Ball at the Knights of Columbus is La Salle, Illinois. It starts at 7 pm and ends at 11 pm. We will have a live band called Group Therepy. They played at the Relay for Life this year and were awsome. There will be food provided. It is a cash bar that night also. It is $10 dollars per person to get in the door. Must be 21 or older with valid ID. There will be a costume contest, but you don't have to dress up if you choose not too. We will also be having a 50/50 drawing, raffles and door prizes. I, the Amazing Madame Jester, (lol) will be doing fortune telling all night long. And not to brag, but I have been told that I am pretty good at what I do. I guess you will just have to find out. If you need any more info just let me know. Thanks!!! Also please keep in mind that all the money w

Mr. Cupid
smitten feelings seatch the sky cupid knows exactly where I lie On the couds, arrows saftly glide To find the heart which I hide Over mountains and thru seas they sail No rest at all till my heart they prevail The sun and storm- they are no match The broken spot they seek to patch Mr. cupid you search and search A place for you white doves to perch From heaven and right past hell Your arrows, mr. cupid, i hear their bell The ring is low and sweet My pulse can't help but skip a beat Once they hit the target of my heart I fear it may quickly fall apart You see mr. cupid your intentions are well But safety from pain you do not sell Please forgive me, mr. cupid for how i react With my love there is no contract I'm stowed away under cover Your arrows know right where to hover My soul they will eventually hit Its then I shall stop and running will i quit For its then that you will have won mr. cupid i'll admit when i'm done.

Ru Ready
i will pull you close grasping your hips feeling your beauty and tasting your lips i'll give you tickling whispers that breath down your neck. you'll want me so bad it will leave you a wreck. dont keep your hands to yourself everything is free do whatever you want baby corrupt me. my mind is running circles and my eyes are in love with every part of your body i cant get enough. looking at you fuels my desire to touch every part of you and set you on fire with shivers of thrill that run through your veins one kiss from my lips will drive you insane. but your lips arent enough i want to explore every curve i discover leaves me wanting more. its gonna get hot and it will probably get sweaty im going for the kill i hope you are ready

If Only!!
If only I can reach out and touch you, press my lips against yours, anytime, day or night. If only my dreams of you would turn into a reality, bringing us together until the end of time. If only you knew how you live in me, when I’m awake, and in my dreams. If only you knew you stole my heart, unlocking my love and desires opening up my emotions, which had died. If only you can see when you look into my eyes, the reflection of you and me. If only you knew you were the one, I’ve been waiting for all my life. If only I knew, you already knew

Friends Cheating.
So, awhile back I posted a mumm about my friend jenny cheating on her husband. She confided in me and I told her that she would have to do some soul searching and decide who she wanted to be with. Her husband of 2 years, whom she had been with for 5 years before they got married.. or the guy she's cheating on him with. Well, the other night, her husband Adam found out. He was sick one night and decided to come home early and she wasn't home. So he called her and she said she'd be home soon, was at Kroger. She got home at 4:45AM and had sex hair. so he started asking her questions about it and she wouldn't say anything.. so he finally walked over to her and looked her in the eyes and said: "Well, I guess I have my answer." and walked out. Well, she called him and said "the answer to your question is yes." They are getting divorced. I've known this girl for years. Since we were kids. and she never seemed like the type to do this to someone. I mean, she's Christian, goes to church ever

Blah
I hate how boring my life has become. I get up at 7:00 am every day pick up my nephew for school by 8:40 am, be at my first job by 9:00 am, work till 2:00 pm, go to my second job and be there by 4:30 pm, and work till 11:00 pm. Leave there and be home around 11:45 pm in bed by 12:00 am and start the day all over again. I do this Monday through Thursday every week. Blah how boring is that! I need some recreation and fun time!!!

Self Confidence
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Oct 17, 2007 8:07 PM Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others. One needs to have self value or simply self worth to understand self confidence. Self confidence is the ability to walk outside and live. The ability to feel in control at all times of your emotions and feelings going on inside of you as well as outside of you. The way in which we look at ourselves has everything to do with how the world sees us. If we see ourselves as being week, beaten, powerless than that is who you will be and how others will see you as well. We have all been around someone who carries a presence about them that totally intrigues us. They have something about them. There smile, the way they talk, the way they walk. It just stands out. They like who they are and nothing is going to bring them down or change the way they are. That is all of our goals to have that feeling of inner strength which

Bank Bullsh*t
Bank Bullsh*t Current mood: aggravated So... my check was deposited into my account at midnight last night. I called and it said that the money was in there. I went to the bank to get money out so that Jason and I could get to work today and it wouldn't let me take anything out. So I tried to do a debit for $20 at the gas station. The clerk said it was declined. When I got home, I called the bank again. The bank said that the $20 was debited from my acct. So I went back up to the store. Again, she says it was declined. I have her try to debit $10. Thinking maybe it was just a bank gliche. No, that was declined, too. I go back home. Again, it says the the transaction went through. So, now we're talking about $30 that was taken out of my acct that I did not receive. I'm on the phone with the bank now and have been for an hour. I've talked to 6 supervisors. They want me to wait 15 days so they can file a claim to reverse my money back into my acct. Is it just me or d

Waste
Forgotten nights is where I get my peace Sedated memories They start to leak and roll right down my cheek Look at my reflection Through the looking glass to avoid any resurrection Should I stay or limp away From all the decisions we made today? And if I die, would you cry and want to turn to me and say? If you were here, I could be myself again without the pain Of being real and forced to feel all of the time I waste again I know you And I know that you don't want me to know What you need To make every seed in your watercolor garden grow And all the things you say today They don't mean nothing when you're walking away You think its real cool To take a piece of me and hold it to the stars â€˜til light shines through Chorus Solo If I die Was it a waste for you? Would you cry? And is it a waste for me to love you now?

Tired
I'm exhausted. Tonight was the first time this week I got home before 9:30. I need sleep, but I can't. I'm heading to Cleveland again next week and I've got too much on my mind. But, Cleveland I'm sure will be great. It's nice to get out of the office and I get to hang out with a friend of mine for a while too. Nice to get away. I'm sleepy.

Happy Hour
This happy hour going on right now was brought to you by: $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Go show him some love he deserves everything you can give him!! Also show some love to angeleyes!! She is awesome and she knows it!! angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar And while you are at it go show some love to my RL husband Jesse: Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar Made by: HiLlArY "RL WIFE TO JESSE"@ fubar

A Bitter Lesson
As I sit here and listen to this one sided conversation that will determine if I ever see you again, I have to stop and think how fucked up this all is. How fucked up it ALL is. And then my mind wanders into why the fuck we are even here and what are we working for? We work to live, to eat, to drink… …to exist together, to fight with each other. To hate, to kill, to resent, destroy… …to BREAK down the existence of our fellow human being. Who the fuck can I trust? With my feelings, my madness, (my money) The lesson learned is bitter indeed. I will hold onto these things, thank you very much. ~~LDG~~

A Poet's Lonely Spiral Into Resignation
"I've been thinking of resigning, from the sensation of making pen to page scapings. The emotions indelible on the paper. Have been passed and been played; Like broken records that I should burn. For their false ways of securing that; I will feel and feel again, the hours spent regretting & repenting; loving & resenting; Every word has a story; Written for the selfish induldgence of my sins. Thought again and again. Until fiction is fact. And I've reverted back to these pages and their safety. Waiting for me to waste."

The Gift
The Gift Caught me by surprise Unwittingly Given to me A gift To be thankful for To be cherished Belonging to someone else But discarded Now in my hands To be unwrapped Carefully Cautiously To be explored Nurtured Respected Adored No One understands The power Of trust Until it’s gone Then found anew In someone else Showing you how To live again To become the person You’ve always been Deserving Worthy Wanted Loved

Got Gas?....lol
LAKELAND, Fla. - A 70-year-old man has been charged with grand theft after police watched him siphon off more than 900 gallons of gasoline from underground storage tanks at two gas stations, the Polk County authorities said Wednesday. Deputies witnessed Hobert Gibson steal gasoline from two stations Tuesday, but sheriff officials believe he did this on a daily basis since at least January. The two gas stations he hit that day were about 40 miles from his Winter Haven home, and police believe it was typical for Gibson to visit a few stations per day across a wide geographical area. He is believed to have sold the stolen gasoline, which he stored at his towing company. Gibson outfitted a stolen box trailer with tanks able to hold 3,250 gallons and with a trap door underneath, police said. He would pull over near the underground storage tank at a gas station, pop the trailer's hood and pretend to fix a problem, as the trap door obscured the view of gas being pumped into the tanks.

Couple Makes Burgular Cleans House
MONTGOMERY, Ala. - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears. "Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," she said. Adrian McKinnon sent his wife to see her sister while he inspected the piles left behind. As he walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into him, Tiffany McKinnon told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday. "My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home," she said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband's hat sitting right on his head." Adrian McKinnon held the suspect, 33-year-old Tajuan Bullock, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until he decided what to do. "We made this man clean up all the mess he

It Seems To Me.....
It seems to me that all the people that know me, know that no matter what their need or cause, they can always count on me to be there in any way that they may need me to be. I've always over-extended myself to help my friends, especially those that I've considered to be family. Yet, and not so surprisingly lately, when the roles are reversed, and I am the one in dire need, my friends turn their backs to me as if I were a stranger asking for a hand-out. Well, it's time to cut those ties. Some have cost me more than others, and some have crossed me in ways that would seem unimaginable for one friend to do to another, some of those people often referred to me as a brother, but if this is how you treat family than I'm glad we're through. In your darkest hours, I hope you one day realize what you have done, and when you reach out for someone to help you when you have hit rock bottom, know that I will no longer be there to catch you from falling. It's time you've cleaned up your own sins. T

Http://www.truefacts.co.uk/articles/a0002.html
http://www.bilderberg.org/bilder.htm by Paul Vigay (25th Mar 2000) Paul Vigay looks into the shady world of global conspiracies and manipulations. His findings are at least eye-opening, at worst downright frightening. Have you ever wondered if there really is a 'global elite'? Some secret group of people who control world events and hide their agenda from public knowledge? Could there be a group of people; politicians, heads of multinational companies, directors of world banking organisations and even royalty, who decide what policies will determine the way ordinary people live - and die? As David Icke says, it is relatively easy for a small group of people to control the masses when everyday we give our power and freedom away, fearing to step out from the comfort of our 'hassle free zone'. Who perpetrate the 'Problem, Reaction, Solution' events which shape and manipulate our perceived 'democracy and freedom'? If you control governments and the media you control the world

For All The Dudes Who Are Confused!
Get over it!...I am a dude!......Quit checkin my profile,damnit!............Go smack your dick an move on,puh-leeze!.....Go rate another male's profile an leave me the f-alone!.....Am a ladie's man,damnit!.......lol.....Much love,muahs an thanks!

Beautifully Broken
Mysterious, blown in with the night All this beauty captured in a frame Visibly shaken, but never stirred Drives them insane I see the way she plays her men And I know I've got to know her name She's so beautifully broken Shaped by the wind Dangerously twisted Here I go again I see the way she cast her spell It's like drowning in moonlight Discards them she's done They're lost in her twilight I watch her move from star to star And I wonder why, why it feels so right She's so beautifully broken You can barely see the flaw Especially from a distance Which is always how I fall Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that never learned to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I can break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that don't know how to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I could break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Shaped by t

Love Vs. Lust Hmmm
One of my biggest problems.... I have a problem with love vs. lust ....we all we're giving that option of Love ..Marriage ....SEX...see even with myself i find it so important to associate that with more important things like ..... friendship , trust , loyalties, compassion, passion ...etc. Those are so important to me but then I fall weak to The love vs. lust..... All I want at this moment is to be truly loved for who I am. So why must I be tormented with having to mix that up with lustful ones also ???? Then it came across me that" hold the phone" " wait one minute"..." I'll be damn" and any other comment you make when that light bulb comes on ....... For me I truly feel more sexual excitement when I feel that love that commitment that trust and all the others things combined .... I really do lust.. mind ,body and soul to that one individual... but ... the catch is if doubts are instill... doubts of there intentions or their weakness to turn on you and sho

Jeff Foxworthy On Vermont
Forget Rednecks ....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Vermonters...... *If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Vermont. *If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Vermont . *If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Vermont. *If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Vermont. *If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in Vermont. *If you measure distance in hours, you live in Vermont. *If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Vermont. *If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same day, you live in Vermont. *If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Vermont.

Haircut Brings Sanity
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RE: Rudy's 9/11 Failures of Leadership Exposed by Fire Figh ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 19 Oct 2007, 23:16 thanksBoston 9/11 Truth.............................. Rudy's 9/11 Failures of Leadership Exposed by Fire Fighters You Tube Giuliani Bungled Preparation in Years After 1993 Attack on Trade Center.Critical failures by former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani before, during and after the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001, raise serious questions about his ability to be commander-in-chief.In this thirteen minute documentary, fire fighters, fire officers and family members give dramatic testimony about Giuliani's leadership failures. Their dramatic stories tell how Giuliani failed to provide the FDNY with radios that worked, which led to the deaths of 121 fire fighters inside the World Trade Center's North Tower because they were unable to hear orders to evacuate.Fire fighters also point to Giuliani's poor judgment in p

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There is an old song that applies to many of us and it’s in this line that I want to talk of Remember I was looking for love in all the wrong places I was looking for love in too many faces well now sadly, faces has turned into websites and all too often all you get is worthless lies. Well if you are looking – guys and gals listen closely to what I have to tell if you think you found Mr. /Mrs. Right before you say “I do” go to this site. It’s only in your best interest that I am telling you this you need to learn who you can trust so to go here is really a must. This site is a “Scammers Hall of Fame” and please look at pictures, not names if you look for the name, you might miss that one so look closely at all until the list is all done. Good luck, I hope your dream is not there remember I am saying this because I care OK here’s the site I’m talking about please go there now and check it out. http://www.romancescam.com/album/index.php Please remember

March 3, 2007
Here it is another day. Not a whole lot going on. Just sitting back and was trying to relax, but I have my niece and daughter here, so that's like totally next to impossible. 2 girls about the same age, 8 months between them. But it'll be alright. Things seem to be pretty good for now. But I question, are things always what they seem? I seem like I should be happy right? I have 2 wonderful children, a great boyfriend. But it seems like I'm missing something... I don't know. I just want to be happy and be loved. I want happiness in our lives and for us to be loved. i don't know if that's to much to ask for? I don't' think that it is. I suppose the only other thing that I'm asking for is to hopefully get married one day. Just my little girl fantasy that I have. No matter how tough I seem I still have that soft side to me. Oh well. Thought that I would up date. Not a whole lot going on. Later.

Fretting
Fretting is Futile No one has to remind you of the high cost of anxiety. (But I will anyway.) Worry divides the mind. The biblical word for worry (merimnao) is a compound of two Greek words, merizo (“to divide”) and nous (“the mind”). Anxiety splits our energy between today’s priorities and tomorrow’s problems. Part of our mind is on the now; the rest is on the not yet. The result is half-minded living. That’s not the only result. Worrying is not a disease, but it causes diseases. It has been connected to high blood pressure, heart trouble, blindness, migraine headaches, thyroid malfunctions, and a host of stomach disorders. Anxiety is an expensive habit. Of course, it might be worth the cost if it worked. But it doesn’t. Our frets are futile. Worry has never brightened a day, solved a problem, or cured a disease. -Max Lucado

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booked my vacation next weekend yaaa i need it...second thing i do after i get my passport is book a nice vacation...thought i would be going to vegas but umm i guess not lol..so some where nice and warm with a beach and an umbrella drink... anyways went looking for a truck found a durango but i need a work truck its just such a good deal hard to pass up...i may get it a little dirty...but hey its mine right?? ok got dinner reservations for my rest. i wubbb.... so hugs and kissesss to u..

Celebrity Boyfriend... [i Agree N Man Is He Hotttttttttttt]
Which celebrity teen boy would you have as a boyfwen?Channing tatumYou are a great dancer and you love to hangout at low-key places and you are a hottie to be with channning tatum.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

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I am sitting at my desk working. Not something I like doing on the weekends but sometimes it is necessary. I pass back and forth to my step sister the accounting disk for work. We both work for my father. I am the lucky one that gets to work from home while she has to go in to the office every day! :p So I will spend a couple of hours today getting things I need done for the last quarter end of accounting, really boring stuff! Yesterday, we didn't get an early start to our day but we ended up driving up to the mountains to Apple Hill. There are about 75 apples ranches up there where they sale pies and apples and anything you can think of to do with apples. They have it open all during apple season. Peter was really wanting to go this year and we haven't in a few years. The drive through the mountains is so beautiful this time of year! All the trees leaves are yellow or orange or red. So beautiful. We only ended up going to a couple of ranches but we had fun. It was so c

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Metrosexual From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia • Interested in contributing to Wikipedia? •Jump to: navigation, search It has been suggested that Übersexual be merged into this article or section. (Discuss) Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and who display many of the lifestyle tendencies of stereotypical gay men. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the etymology and definition of the word are: [< metro- (in METROPOLITAN a.) + SEXUAL a., punningly after HETEROSEXUAL a. and n.] n. A man (esp. a heterosexual man) whose lifestyle, spending habits and concern for personal appearance are likened to those considered typical of a fashionable, urban, homosexual man. Debate surrounds the term's use as a theoretical signifier of gender deconstruction and its associations with consumerism. Contents [hide] 1 Evolution of the word 2 Other terms 3 Narcissism 4 Changing masculinity

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I Consider myself to be a very happy go lucky person.. I love to have fun.. Im a Gemini..so I tend to bore easily and Change my mind alot.. I tend to be unpredictable and very stubborn...but to know me..is to love me.. I love spending time with my family and friends... I also love photography, the ocean, dancing, being a total dork with my friends, animals, listening to music, driving fast, Lounging in the sun, meeting awesome people who make me laugh, flips flops, elizabeth arden makeup, american manicures, BabyDoll dresses, Poison Candy Fashion, Shopping, Ben and Jerrys ice cream, rollercoasters, romantic eveings, grey Goose vodka, waterparks, happy bunny, vacationing, high heels, jeans and tittie tops, playing dress up, road trips, kayaking, talking on the phone, Biking, Hiking, anything outdoors, dresses and dressing up, going to the movies, blender drinks, bonfires, camping, black and white photos, long walks, hot bubble baths, wild hair and pig tails, nascar, the chicago cubs, fa

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