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It's too late baby, there's no turning around I've got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud This is how I do When I think about you I never thought that you could break me apart I keep a sinister smile and a hold of my heart You want to get inside Then you need to get in line But not this time Cause you caught me off guard Now I'm running and screaming I feel like a hero and you are my heroine I won't try to philosophize I'll just take a deep breath and I'll look in your eyes This is how I feel And its so so real I got a closet filled up to the brim With the ghosts of my past and the skeletons And I don't know why You'd even try But I won't lie You caught me off guard Now I'm running and screaming I feel like a hero and you are my heroine Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin? And I feel a weakness coming on Never felt so good to be so wrong Had my heart on lockdown And then you turned me around I'm feeling like a new born child
Alcoholics Anonymous...the True Reality
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Everything Quiz
Everything Your Friends Need To Know About You!!!BasicName:Dustin Nickname(s):Penguin Birthday:7/5/1986 Birthplace:Woodriver Current Location:Highland Height:6'0 Hair Color:dark brown Eye Color:dark brown Race, Heritage:caucasion In A Relationship:you can say that Piercings:none Tattoos:none Scars:alot About You FriendsGuys or Girls:more girls that guys.. Best Friend(s):Allen and Alison Newest:Hobbit at work Funniest:Allen Weirdest:Alison Craziest:Alison Girliest:Allen ROFL jk Dullest:um.. i dunno Loudest:Alison Closest:Allen Relationship InformationIn One:something like that Have A Crush:yeah Been In Love:yes Want To Get Married:to the right person yeah Dream Wedding:don't care where or when, as long as it's with the right person really Want To Have Kids:someday
Those Darn Dogs...
This is an old one. In 2005 I dog sat for one of bruce's friends. I was informed that the dogs were great dogs and would b no problem...boy was i misled lol!! Those darn dogs I was watching for a friend, I swear as God my witness I'll never do again. They said they'd behave as both had gone to schools, I guess they were dropouts, cause both had acted like fools. Upon my friend's departure, they howled and they whined, he yelled out from his taxi-cab, they'll be just fine. I thought to myself, I hope he hurries back, before these two beasts give me a heart attack. He said they were house broke and would not climb on the couch, I said that's good cause if they do my I will kick them out. but they were still mischevious and probably in kahoots, as the first time my back was turned, they ate my good boots. As dinnertime approached, it was to be a pain, alpo wasn't good enough, or even gravy train. So i was at a loss, at what to feed them next, as my budget couldn
Why Are You Sad?
Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people You are sad because of your fearTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
What Would It Take...
Slogans... Fucking Funny... Some Perverted
James Just Feels Right. You Need A James. More James Please. Come to Life. Come to James. The Non-Sticky Sticky James. James - The Appetizer! It's Just For Me And My James. Tense, Nervous, James? Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's James. Ho Ho Ho, Green James. Made To Make Your James Water. Your James, Right Away. It's James Time. We're Always Low James. Where Do You Want James To Go Today? James Tested, Mother Approved. Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my James. Two Hours of James is Just Two Calories.
British Troops May Leave Within A Year, Says Iraqi Vice-president
British troops may leave within a year, says Iraqi Vice-President 16 Jan 2007 British troops could withdraw from Iraq within a year provided the Iraqi armed forces are 'reformed,' [?!?] says the country's Vice President. tp://
Zodiac Fun
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there:: .:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. Ask yourself, "How long am I going to work to make my dreams come true?" I suggest you answer, "As long as it takes. At a time when opportunism is everything, when hope seems lost, when everything boils down to a cynical business deal, we must find the courage to dream. To reclaim romance. The romance of believing in justice, in freedom, and in dignity.Before your dreams can come true, you have to have those dreams. The best way to make you
Chocolate And Vanilla
Chocolate and vanilla No longer a sociuetal taboo Yet a twinge of naughtiness remains Chocolate God and Vanilla Goddess Soft contrasting skin excites and enflames Pure raw Sexual Mystery and Pleasure Drawn together as the Lord and Lady Their Temple of Primal lust and deepest Love AT one with the ryhtms of the Universe Sparks of Creation explode form their Sensual Kiss Soothing full body tremors of desire Radiate form their pleasure cores As they continue their Worship of one another Hands, fingers, tongues Strategic and deternmined, Placed at each others pleasure centers Love, Sexual power and mystery flow form every pore His serpent tongue explores his goddes's tender folds Her moans of prowess and passion show her satisfaction She takes him like only a Goddess can Her tongue, her touch expertly devours his manhood Head to tow, Bottom to top Side to side, not a spot missed or unpleased Candles flicker, Incense burns scents of pleasure They jo
What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are The Empress You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire. Your fortune: You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life. It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you. It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be. You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother. What Tarot Card Are You?
Recover Your Happiness
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your w
~best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time~
Best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time... Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children. Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester. Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares. Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the
~~let's Hear It For Texas~~
The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema senor."
March On Washington And Citizens Lobby
As we prepare for the upcoming March on Washington and Citizens Lobby Day at the end of the month, we'd like to share some timely information with you now: In this weeks Podcast Tony Trupiano visits with PDA Ohio State Coordinators, Michael and Patrick Carano and State Coordinating Commitee team member Mary Nichols-Rhodes as they provide some history and a framework for why PDA has been the answer for the passionate Progressives in Ohio. If you are looking for a path to grow or to start a PDA chapter in your area, this is an interview that you cannot miss. Again, your feedback is welcome by sending an e-mail to {}. This is the latest episode of Voices from Progressive Democrats of America. Podcast - Tony Trupiano visits with PDA Ohio State Coordinators {} iTunes Link {} January 27-29 March and Events in Washin
Rep. Lynn Woolsey Announces Introduction Of "bring Our Troops Home
The common meme that floats so freely through the MSM is that the Democrats have no plan in Iraq. Holy Joe and St McCain both have called out to Democrats asking for an alternative plan. The MSM ignored the many plans put forth by Democrats in the 109th. They were just shouting from the fringe left of the minority party. Now in the majority, Representative Lynn Woolsey drops a hella righteous bill. All of the separate good ideas put forth during the 109th brought together, but with the majority of the 110th. Will the MSM bite? The MSM must recognize this plan. This is the answer to the Surge. We must make the MSM accept it as so! Call your favorite talk show host and tell them about this plan. Be sure that your Congressperson cosponsors this bill. These capwiz links are set up for Impeachment but just copy and paste new text into them for this effort. Read this link before you send anything: Rep. Lynn Woolsey Announces Introduction of "Bring Our Troops Home an
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Let Me Know
This is the "If We Could Fuck..." Test...REpost this as If We COuld Fuck .... You will be surprised on all the results you get...Put the [X] which best suits ur answer....or all that apply... () means explain 1.Where would we be? []My room []Ur room []Pool []Shower []parents room OTHER.... () Explain... 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 OTHER...() Explain 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs OTHER...() Explain 4.Lights? []ON []OFF 5.Givin Head? []Yes []No 6.Gettin SOme Head?? []Yes []No 7.Protection? []Yes []No 8.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT or bottom []top []bottom 10.Will you repost to see what others say? []YES []NO
.making A Confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, "No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
Sex Starts.........
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...and pray you dont multiply
A True Friend
A True Friend Lindsay Roberts I believe God sends us friends. They are gifts from Him. How do you know if you have a true friend? A true friend stands by you, lifts you up, and encourages you. I’m thinking of one particular time when I was extremely overworked. I started to feel the stress of having too much to do and not enough time to do it. God knew just what I needed, and He sent one of my dear friends to lift me up. We sat in my car in the driveway, and she listened to my troubles. Then she started to give me words of encouragement from the Word. She wouldn’t let me get out of the car until I listened to her. She didn’t let me gripe or complain. Instead, she brought balance to my life by feeding my soul—my mind, will, and emotions, which is certainly where I needed the help—with positive things from the Bible. She did just the right thing, because the Word of God is a stabilizing force that brings everything into balance in our lives. Our Lord was noted not for havi
~~you Got To Read This~~
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 9.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 10. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 13. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 15.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
My Dad Again And Randomnesss
Well as I said in my No idea one, I talk about my dad alot. Well just because he's one of those things that make me angry. (did I even spell that right?) anyways. He isn't the most postive person ever. In fact I'll say he is the opposite. My dad I guess since he grew up in a miltary way of life he carried that over to parenting. And since he was a Drill sgt. He loved to boss me around. I remember one time he woke me up at 2 in the morning on a school night (I was 8) to tell me that I had left my doll house a bit open. Anal really. But anyways. To be honest I can't remember his favorite colors in order for the life of me. That's okay because he keeps thinking my favorite color is yellow. My favorite colors are Green, White, Black, Orange,pink and red in that order. I dont' really like yellow. Anyways back to the subject that's just to give you a lil background about my dad...whoever you are. Okay love you all much
Glaciers Retreat
Bush Winning The War On Ice The Artctic- For the second year in a row, sea ice on the Arctic Ocean shrank, sparking concerns that the world faces record levels of melting. "We keep looking for the ice to recover, but it isn't", said Mark Sereze, a senior scientist at the National Snow and Ice Data Center. The bad news echoed reports from around the world that global warming is accelerating more rapidly than expected.In the United States, the first half of 2006 was the warmest on record, and hot weather sparked the worst wildfire season in decades, burning 9.4 million acres. In the Antarctic, atmospheric temperatures are rising 3 times faster than the global average. In the Carribean warmer seas have caused a record loss of coral reefs. And in Alaska, climate changes are depleting food supplies and turning polar bears into cannibals, forcing them to kill and eat each other to survive. "The recent warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years," reports the National Acade
The Five Factor Values Test
Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor l
Normal Or Not?
On the surface I look like a normal woman, but if you talk to me even for a short time, you will see that I am different. In school I was more of a math and science person than an English and history person. As I grew up, I found that I got along with guys better than girls because my interests are more like theirs. I would rather get outside and do things like hiking, boating, or fishing than sit inside and watch talk shows or soap operas. I like rock and roll and love to play all instruments including the drums and bass which you see few women play. In fact, I find many traditionally female interests, like shopping, decorating, and cooking to be dull if not aggravating. I suppose this could be because men have always had a powerful influence on my life. My mother and grandmother are wonderful people and taught me many invaluable lessons, but when it came to social development, the men in my family definitely had a strong influence. My grandfather spent a great deal of t
My Attorney.....
A very good friend of mine sent this to me, so I wanted to share it with everyone. My Attorney... After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a courthouse. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin." The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Sat
Which Corset Are You?
Which corset are you? -pics- You're sexy without even trying!You're the type of person who is just sexy without even trying!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
Closing Thoughts For 2006
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18.
Hello, Hello?
New Telephone Greeting Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country..? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press "1" if you speak English." "Press '2' to disconnect until you can . If you agree......keep it going
God To Adam
Subject: God to Adam God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said, "What's a river?" ! God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......." Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave" Adam said, "What's a cave?" ! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman." Adam said, "What's a woman?" So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the
Dont Mess With A Woman....
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil.....ROFLMFAO Body: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands
Sucked The Life Out Of Me.
No on on here knows me or anything, or cares about my weekend. So I can just ramble on about how I got the life sucked out of me. And random people who see Sucked in the title will think its an erotic type entry. Well if you're one of those peopel you can go ahead and stop reading now, and go rate my profile based on your dissapointment. But any way for me. I had been looking forward to this weekend for about a month now. It was scheduled and promoted as the first local gun show of the new year, and my father had offered to purchase me an SMLE MK3 Series One. I of course would love to own said rifle. So of course I was looking forward to it. Blah blah blah piece of history tea drinking Nancies good times right. Well no, a different group of tea drinking Nancies swoops in and ruins my fun. What other group you ask? Train enthusiastes. That seems like too many S's. Yeah the internet lied to me and let me down yet again. My father and I, took the most direct route into Monroevil
Did My Day Just Start Or End?
What a day! Woke up hmmm yesterday morning at 5am. Then it was like the road runner all day til 7pm when my 5 year old hands me his conduct paper. Keep in mind no matter how much stress I encountered all day this part of the day is what MAKES OR BREAKS it. YES! Very Good Day in what looks like a grade school teachers handwriting. Whew! I thought for sure It was going to be a typical Monday for him like it was for me. Next cook, wash, clean, kids homework and return phone calls.....In my next post I will simplify these task by stating that I have done my slave duties. lol I would say womanly duties but I really don't care to get any hate mail from men whom do the same duties. Anyhow, by then its 8pm and low and behold life on the water isn't so great. The darn Tide is rising near here and thats the last thing I want to have nightmares about THANKS TO RITA the bitch of a storm that made me actually think of the simple things in life like LIFE and panties that I forgot to pack while headi
Quite a week for me. Husbands out of state family came last weekend. His Aunt, Girl Cousin & Boy cousin aka wannabgirl. Boy cousin is 18 and out of the closet so to speak. Very cool be around if your not homophobic like the men around my home. It was hillarious to watch the men sqirm the entire weekend. Especially when they were watching football while we were putting makeup on bou cousin aka wannabgirl. I made boy cousin aka wammabgirl do a catwalk in front of the TV, LMAO That was something to talk about for days. He told my husband that one of his friends was a cutie with a bootie. I thought my husband was going to choke. My little one has been doing quite well in school, I was so proud of him yesterday. He came home yelling I said the PLED of LEG with the Principal. The Pledge, if anyone cannot understand slang 5 year old talk. My step kids were thinking of moving with their mother. Of course this thinking thing only lasted until they got what it is that they wante
~~how Liberals Came Into Being~~
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the winter and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the summer. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalysts for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals; and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of
Emotion Survey
Emotion Survey (Really, really good questions!)HAPPY!What song currently makes you really happy?:anything that reminds my of a certain someone Who makes you the happiest?:Anna Are you happy right now?:could be happier What food makes you happy?:pizza Do you smile a lot?:kinda How many times did you laugh yesterday?:i don't keep track What friend is the happiest that you know of?:dunno SAD =[Do you get depressed easily?:kinda What's the most depressing song you know of?:Whiskey Lullaby Are you really upset right now?:no Have you lost anyone friendship-wise?:yes Have you cried this month?:i don't remember Do you talk to anyone when you're upset?:sometimes Are you considered "emo"?:no Do you have any mental disorders?:ADHD if you consider that a disorder Does depression run in your family?:yes ANGER >[Do you get pissed off easily?:yes Who has angered you last?:Tyler at work, cunt doesn't do his job Have you ever wanted to literally KILL someone out of pure anger?:no Do you have any anger
Special Occasion Score Card (for Guys)
Scorecard for Guys--- How did you rate? 1) SIMPLE DUTIES You go out to buy her flowers: +5 But return with beer: -5 You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5 You pummel it with a six iron: +10 It's her cat: -10 2) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party: 0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy: -2 Named Tiffany: -4 Tiffany is a dancer: -6 Tiffany has implants: -8 3) SATURDAY AFTERNOONS You visit her parents: +1 You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3 You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3 And the television is off: -6 You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear: -6 And you didn't even go to college: -10 And it's not really your underwear: -15 4) HER BIRTHDAY You take her out to dinner: 0 You take her out to dinner and
Not Sure About This
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you. With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like. Who's The True You?
My Wife
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Tcap Tuesdays
Nary a day goes by when we're NOT being asked about when new episodes of "To Catch a Predator" are going to air. We're very happy to announce that six NEW hours of TCAP will be airing starting January 30th on NBC at Eight PM!The schedule is as follows...January 30th - Long Beach, CA part 1 - AIREDFebruary 6th - Long Beach, CA part 2 - AIREDFebruary 13th - Murphy, Texas part 1February 20th - Murphy, Texas part 2February 27th - Flagler Beach, FL part 1March 6th - Flagler Beach, FL part 2You'll see Chris Hansen kung-fu fightin... err, verbally confronting eighty predators including an individual he... met... before, some ex-law enforcement, some teachers, some individuals who have hit on us before... it's a smorgasborg of predator catching as you can only find on Dateline NBC.In all seriousness though, we're very proud of these upcoming specials, each one is unique in their own way. Long Beach, CA is our second-most prolific sting, with 38 individuals arriving over three days. It also has
Kind Of Kisser
You're an Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Talking Italian
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.'' ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
The Toe Curl
This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman. "Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains. "Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first."
The 'erb That's Superb
This is a story about hash and dope The wonderful weed that helps love and hope You skin up a spliff with rizles and care Then load it with sensi and fly if you dare You light it - Inhale - Wait for the hit to begin Then all of a sudden you're face has a grin :o) The floor starts to move and you're down on your knees The things a smoke can make you believe! You smoke with your friends then maybe you munch I often choose crisps and get off on the crunch It's better than drink coz it won't make you sick A much better high with a real friendly kick! It grows on the earth and reaches up high I hope I'm well stoned on the day that I die So next time you're tense and all full of stress Sit down - Skin up - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
Women Flour And Water
WOMEN Flour and water WOMEN Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." .............................................................................................. Flour and water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? Y ou know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT
I have to be at the hospital at 6 am wendsday for my surgery.The doctors said they dont think they can do it vaginaly but have to do it through my abdomian.Thats all I know.Wendsday if you want to know how I am doing look in my family list and contact dj mutant that is my husband and he will tell you otherwise you have to wait for me to write in here again.
I see a lot of you guys approve of I Am Ghost. That stash has 9 thumbs up already. I'll be sure to pass that info along to Ryan. =)
How Sexy Is Ur Name???
Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :) Your name scored 131 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name?
My Horoscope Today
Anxious feelings don't have to run your life. Sit back and watch your thoughts instead of jumping in to 'fix' them. Think of your mind as a public access channel run slightly amok. Choose to be amused. We called this a "Meta" in grad school and we did it in lab - in real therapy situation. Gestalt Psychology, Fritz Perls. Look him up, it's brilliant what you can learn about yourself by doing a simple exercise like this. Does it make sense?
These Test Always Amaze Me *lol*
You Are 44% Pure You're usually the typical girl or guy next door... But you also have a secret naughty side! How Pure Are You?
The Ultimate Sex Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or f*uck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore-play include?
Naughty But Funny
Subject: Naughty but Funny The 3 tragedies in a man's life: 1- life sucks 2- job sucks 3- Wife does NOT! -------------------------------------------------------------------- A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??". Answer: "So that when I die, no one will dare screw your mother."-------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it" -------------------------------------------------------------------- YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped. TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Question "Why is a waist called a waist?" Answer: "Because anything above the penis and below the tits is a waste"
Another Kick In The Teeth
I just found out today that my dog is really really sick and might be dying. The vet is doind everything they can but he needs a shot that they can't give him cause it could shut down his kidneys since they are so weak. He is my daughters best friend, I have had him for 7 years. I don't know how to explain it to Angel she is only two and they are inseperatable. Can nothing go right in my life?
I sat and pondered all alone, Will I ever find a love of my own? A love I can trust, A love that's a must? A love without the pain, Such a love--Will I gain? Will he hurt me too, Just like the others do? Will he cheat and lie, Or will he hold me high? Will he appreciate what I do, Or will he laugh and say we're through? Will I ever find Mr. Right, Or will all love be a fight? Will he always make me cry, Or will he care and ask why? Will he want me, as I want him, Or will love, he just pretend? I sat and pondered all alone, Will I ever find a love of my own?
Polls From Aol... Does It Reflect Your Opinions?
Facing low approval ratings and a Democratically controlled Congress, President Bush delivers his sixth State of the Union address at 9PM ET. How much do you think Bush will accomplish over the next two years? Nothing 68% A little 21% A lot 11% Total Votes: 22,909 How important is Bush's speech? Not at all 62% Very 21% Somewhat 17% Total Votes: 22,680 How would you rate the state of the union? Poor 53% Fair 22% Good 15% Excellent 10% Total Votes: 22,570 How would you rate Bush's overall job performance? Poor 69% Good 13% Excellent 9% Fair 8% Total Votes: 24,126
Sad Poem
Oh yea I just can't stand The reducule no more I try to be brave I try to believe there is hope Left in me My life is but a pain My world is cavin in They say there will be hope They say there will be no more sorrow When I am gone
*lust And Envy* (wishing To Touch The Stars)
01242007 Wed. *Lust and Envy* (Wishing To Touch the Stars) Amidst the stars, their dust doth blow To settle upon the shadows below. All but shadows we are and trod we must Through the muck of life and the dust. Unmentionable how they look at us; And we, not worthy to even touch, Mocking through the sullen moon glow Here at us shadows down below. Rave on to yourself if you would; They hear us not, it does no good. Evil falls upon an open mouth Where shadows walk and trod about. Silence is their curse on us; Glistening, knowing we cannot touch. One wish in a breath, uttered within; Dying for our mortal sins. One life is all these hands can hold, Symmetry like a thorny rose. So trampled down below their feet We become their beggar to meet. Inevitable how they are so out of reach! No matter to pray or to beseech. Without a word, looking down on us The stars only glitter in eyes of lust. Unattainable forever until that day When the light in
Josh Gracin-stay With Me Big Brass Bed
Baby, the clock on the wall is lying It's not really that late It's too cold outside to be walking around the streets of this town And wherever you think you have to be can wait So why don't you stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed And we'll be alright as long as you stay with me, yeah Baby, there is just no use in hiding The way that I am feeling right now With you standing there baby I swear I can't help but stare Girl you're wearing me out, wearing me out Baby, stay with me share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun never will rise Come and lay your head on this big brass bed We'll be alright as long as you stay with me Baby don't go it looks like it's starting to rain And it's so warm here in this apartment wrapped up in this blanket So stay Stay with me Share all your secrets tonight We can make believe the morning sun n
Polite Way To Pee
Date: Jan 23, 2007 12:01 PM "Polite Way to Pee" > > > >During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, >asked her students the following question: > > > >"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how >would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > > >Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." > > > >The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What >about you Peter, how would you say it?" > > > >Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > >I'll be right back." > > > >"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at >the >dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and >show us your good manners?" > > > >" I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to >shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet >after dinner." > > > >The
Oh Mandy
I remember all my life Raining down as cold as ice A shadow of a man A face through a window Crying in the night The night goes into Morning, just another day Happy people pass my way Looking in their eyes I see a memory I never realized you made me so happy, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking I need you today, oh Mandy I'm standing on the edge of time I Walked away when love was mine Caught up in a world of uphill climbing The tears are in my mind And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Mandy Yesterday's a dream I face the morning Crying on the breeze the pain is calling, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy well you kissed me and stopped me fro
Once More
Once more tonight we played the song. It felt good to be paying it along. Despite the miserable sounds I felt content. Noticing your stare, I know what you meant. Meanwhile I'm pushing my feelings away, into a special part. Love slips through my fingers, instead locked into my heart. These precious feelings I lock them up safely and sound. No one but you can ever touch them, they're not to be found. Some days are painful, some are nice and gentle. Some filled with fun, others sentimental. Sometimes I'm proud, sometimes I want to disappear. I now accept this situation tough sometimes I miss you near. Without any logical structure like this strange verse, are my uncontrolled emotions, mind and heart so diverse. It's finally time to move on now and I know I will for sure. I just discovered it's hard to refuse love that feels so pure.
Frog Fishin
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day long an he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he see a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decide to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he git bit. He snuk up behine dat snake and grab him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirm and wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux hada real good grip on his haid. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and put it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he gonna bite him good . . . . . . so he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pull out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops in de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs dey roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreau
What Part Of You Goes To Heaven First?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and >she asked the question: >"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?" > >Susy raised her hand and said. "I think it's your hands." > >"Why do you think it's your hands, Susy?" > >Susy replied "because when you pray, you hold your hands together >in Front of you and God just takes your hands first." > >"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. > >Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister. I think it's your >feet." > >The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. > >"Now, little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet?" > >Little Johnny said, "The other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the >air and she was saying >"OH! GOD, I'M COMING!" >If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." > >The nun fainted........
Does You Name Match Your Personality?
does you name match your personality? S: Easy to fall in love with H: Has very good personality and looks E: A goddamn good kisser I: Loves everyone L: Loved by everyone A: Likes to drink M: Makes dating fun A: Likes to drink R: Just Drop by I: Loves everyone E: A goddamn good kisser J: Lives life for fun E: A goddamn good kisser N: Crazy! K: Really silly I: Loves everyone N: Crazy! S: Easy to fall in love with maiden - S: Easy to fall in love with M: Makes dating fun I: Loves everyone T: Loyal to those you love H: Has very good personality and looks
Ordinary People
"Ordinary People" [Verse 1] Girl im in love with you This ain't the honeymoon Past the infatuation phase Right in the thick of love At times we get sick of love It seems like we argue everyday [Bridge] I know i misbehaved And you made your mistakes And we both still got room left to grow And though love sometimes hurts I still put you first And we'll make this thing work But I think we should take it slow [Chorus] We're just ordinary people We don't know which way to go Cuz we're ordinary people Maybe we should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh) This time we'll take it slow [Verse 2] This ain't a movie no No fairy tale conclusion ya'll It gets more confusing everyday Sometimes it's heaven sent Then we head back to hell again We kiss then we make up on the way [Bridge] I hang up you call We rise and we fall And we feel like just walking away As our love advances We take second
10,000 Days
hey all I turn 10,000 days old next thrusday!! im gonna be out celebrating holla at me for details Location: Strip Club T.B.D Time: 8pm-Until I pass out face down
Which Mental Disorder Do You Have?
You scored as Antisocial Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have ASPD! You know that blatantly disregarding social norms and the rights of others isn't just illegal; it's FUN. Jail time? Eh, look at Gary Gilmore... was he really that bad of a guy?Antisocial Personality Disorder83%Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder75%Unipolar Depression67%Schizophrenia58%Borderline Personality Disorder42%Eating Disorders0%Which mental disorder do you have?created with
How F***ed Up Are You?
You scored as really f***ed up!!. Way to go your REALLY F***ED UP!! I recommend getting some counsiling before you hurt someone really f***ed up!!81%kinda f***ed up38%normal31%How F***ed up are you?created with
How Will You Die??
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).Disappear67%Bomb60%Accident53%Gunshot53%Suicide47%Natural Causes33%Stabbed33%Eaten27%Cut Throat13%Suffocated7%Poison
Nasty Aids Eaters
I think they broke apart my mind Yeah they just wanted to see what was inside They wanted to know if fairy tales were true Or if they were poorly constructed lies, told to pass the time And I told him I was trying to write a catchy pop song About failure and hate and sodomy I don’t think he believed me. But I looked him dead in the eye. And pinky promised. I told my 8 year old sister I was a raging alcoholic And she told me that god didn’t like me anymore And then she cried for me. For my fury, for my weakness. And I sat at my computer for 6 hours waiting on him to IM me. Just. Staring. And when he finally did he said “Dood. I am sooo messed up” And right there, my heart broke. I wanted better for him. And staying up till 5 am only feels right with Dyllon When we’re watching Thumbalina And imagining that tiny, tiny girl trying to fuck that thumb. That had us rolling for like a half hour.
It Was One Man
Locked away in a secret virtue brought by the light of an evening sky. Once again not torn but together. Pieced gently in the grasp of one heart beat. A pulse that regained an even flow, and hindered to the drug of passion. It was one man that brought her down. It was one man that calmed a fierce bewildered fire that rampaged the earth in hatred. It was one man that conquered an ego and lifted a spirit above his shoulders. Hollow appearances are once again never kept and the eye of irony is shadowed in the will of a sane child. Bent over backwards in a brutal clothes line, thats how much love caught her off guard this time. Missing and hopin and trying to find her way, she will walk there if she has to. Even to just to collapse at the front door. It was one man that pierced the iron gates of a revengful door and threw aside the mat. It was one man that gently removed the thorns that held together a torn piece of heart. He held the disfunctioning organ in his hands and nursed
I Found
Yesterday I found out one of my after all this bull (CRAP) an posting asking who they were, I'm a little amazed on the person in which has the crush on me..Tee Hee...Just wish I could find out the rest an who they's all good though just happy with what I've gotten so far....
Pilot Checklist
________________________________________ After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode pro
HAHAH SOO IM NOT INTO WORKING TODAY - LOL I THINK IVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET MORE TODAY THAN ACTULLY DOING MY WORK!!! LOL Sometimes I walk without seeing Sometimes I see without knowing, Sometimes I live without learning And sometimes I learn without showing. And sometimes I pay no attention To what lies on the road ahead, And sometimes I just rush in Where the angels fear to tread. Sometimes I listen real well To words that my soul speaks, And sometimes I dont hear reason When my heart is feeling weak. Sometimes when it rains I see the sound that it makes, And sometimes it floods my heart Because of my mistakes. And sometimes when it snows I hear it's gentle sound, As it falls like silent thunder Everywhere upon the ground. And sometimes when I see you I think I'm really seeing me, Because sometimes life's not really All it would seem to be. Sometimes instead it's all gone Sort of topsy turvey, And sometimes right or wrong Is not as
~~our Wonderful Heroes In Dc~~
Subject: FW: Washington God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in i
"i Wish For You..."
Comfort on difficult days, Smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbows to follow the clouds, Laughter to kiss your lips, Sunsets to warm your heart Gentle hugs when spirits sag, Friendships to brighten your being, Beauty for your eyes to see, Confidence for when you doubt, Faith so that you can believe, Courage to know yourself, Patience to accept the truth, And love to complete your life.
George Carlin's New Rules
Subject: New Rules George Carlin's new rules New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: he's mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Her
Grab The Tissues!!!
Subject: Santa Claus--not bad--not bad! I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't ev
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never know how much i love you never know how much i care when you put your arms around me I give you fever that's so hard to bare you give me fever when you kiss me fever when you hold me tight Fever In the morning Fever all through the night Sun lights up the day time moon lights up the night I light up when you call my name and you know i'm gonna treat you right you give me fever when you kiss me fever when you hold me tight Fever In the morning Fever all through the night Everybodies got the fever That is somethin you all know Fever is'nt such a new thing Fever start long ago Romeo love Juliet Juliet she felt the same When he put his arms around her He said Julie baby your my flame Now give me fever When were kissin Fever with that flame in you Fever I'm a fire Fever yeah i burn for you Captain smith and pocahontas had a very mad affair When her daddy tried to kill him She said daddy oh don't you dare He gives me fever With his
thats all i got 2 say about this whole weekend - dammit
Characters From The Whiterose Legacy: Tandarian Whiterose
Tandarian: Also known as the bishop Tandarian is the most devout of the Whiterose brothers, he follows the scriputres set out by the gods to the best of his abilities. Though like all of his family, he is quite capable of fighting to defend his beliefs and those he loves. Growing up in the township of Arlen, he was raised by the owner of one of its many Taverns. His foster father was drunk more oft than not, and his foster mother did all she could to hide from her husband. Upon reaching the age of 17 Tandarian set out from Arlen in search of a better life. He found a church and a great many companions, and for the longest time surrounded himself with their friendship. When the Dark Hand wars descended upon Tamaria his group of compatriots trained themselves to fight the darkness. Eventually they became known to many as the Wolves, and alligned themselves with the Albion and Keldric`s knights. In the final days it was the three groups led by Keldric`s experience and Tanda
Happy Birthday Baby
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY It’s your birthday and I wanted to do something special that you will remember forever. I take us out for dinner and drinks, we go shopping and just spend time together. I ask you to come back to my house for the night, you anxiously agree. We arrive at my house and go in. You sit down and I pour us some drinks. I tell you I have a surprise for you. I ask you to follow me to the basement. We walk down the stairs and to a large room in the back. You go through the door first and surprise!! There is only 2 large cumfy chairs and a light. The floor is lined with exercise mats. There are also two beautiful women, one blonde haired wearing a leather maids outfit, and the other lady a brunette wearing a latex nurse outfit. Both are wearing long leather gloves and thigh high boots. They are very hot and have very big smiles looking straight at you. I sit in one of the chairs waiting for the show to begin. The two women immediately circle you. The blonde lady comes to
Let Me Know Your Reply Enjoy Its Sweet Xx
If you love me (as a friend or more) you'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of Sadsess? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one you love for the one u like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if you break the chain. you will
Csi: Tenth Grade
Fort Lauderdale- Students in a high school criminology class got a surprise on a field trip to investigate a fake crime scene at a nearby park: a real corpse. Students were searching for plastic skeletons and other evidence teacher Sue Messenger had planted in the area when they stumbled across the body of a homeless man who had died in the park. "The first thing we thought was 'That's a real good dummy she set up'" said one student. "It just kind of dawned on us after the police showed up that it wasn't a joke."
Hey everyone! its my birthday! please stop in and show me some love! 28 years on this rock, and i plan to see many more! Have fun. -Matty "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!" -DMB
believe - that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe -that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - that either you control your attitude or it controls
Take me away from here Take me to a place where I could no longer feel this pain Pain caused by giving in to so much vain Of loving someone that’s as cruel as hell for: THE ONE IM WAITING FOR
A Story Of 2 Lovers Page 1
When she woke up she knew this was not going to be a normal day. She picked out her clothes with care. A white satin blouse, her baby blue skirt (the one with a slit up the back that goes right to her rear), her baby blue satin thong, her white nylons, and her white open toe high heels. Then she headed for the shower. She had such a smile on her face that would make the brightest sun shine dim with envy. She was her hair with passion and love today. She made sure her legs were shaved smooth as silk as well as her own self. She wanted to feel fresh and smell fresh. For today was no ordinary day so her normal routine in the morning was just no special enough this time. After her shower she chose her best body lotion, the one that smelled as if she bathed in lilacs. She brushed her hair making sure she did so 100 strokes with the brush. She purchased new make up just for today to make sure even that was fresh when she put it on. Make up that amplified her own skin tone and
Page 5 The Honeymoon
They have thier honeymoon at the same hotel at which they first laid eyes upon each other. When they enter thier honeymoon suite she instructs him to go into the bathroom and prepare a shower for them but, not to come out. She loving prepares her nightgown for which to suprise her new husband. Keeping the door closed he announces that thier shower is ready. She walks in making sure he can not see what she has laid out on the bed. She tells him that tonight she will start by pleasing him and not to touch her until she says she is ready for him too. She takes the wash clothe and loving washes him making sure not to arouse him too soon. Then she instructs him to step out and dry himself as she washes herself. He is so aroused by all this display of her affection. She turns off the water and steps out to dry herself. She asks him to wait in the bathroom until she calls for him. He lovingly agrees. She goes out and dresses herself in a lace night gown she purchased the day before so tha
Blue Roses...
Life is good. My kids are healthy and sane. I'm doing the things I love to do. So life is good!!!
If Persia were a drink they would be: 2 parts intelligent4 parts attractiveness1 parts gorgeous Get Your RECIPE Here!
If you wish to straddle my head, please to be doing so. It's fun and educational.
Church Hosts 'porn And Pancakes' Event
ONTARIO, N.Y. (Jan. 27) - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York. The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester. A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks. Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry. The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.
Soap Box Entry
Some of you may wonder about the title of this blog and others probably wont care but now and again something either pisses me off enough to hop up on my little soap box and speak for awhile or it makes me so curious I have to ramble about it and perhaps ask a question or two. So when I get the urge I pop one of these little entries up here and let loose. Tonights little entry starts with something that has both pissed me off and intriged me enough that I have thought about it more than once or twice. In a world were everyone is seeking out their own niche~ their own storybook ending if you will..... Why the hell would waste your time pursuing someone you never had any intention of having anything to do with once you caught them? An by this I am not talking about harmless flirting we are taught the art of how to flirt from birth. It is human nature and has been going on longer than any of us have been alive. I am talking about things such as gaining there confidence so they
Tds Update
TDS released a new product today, the Support Pin. Shortly after its release we expect to deliver the first line of TDS apparel. Currently we have two T shirt designs underway. One for males and one for ladies...Keep your eyes peeled for updates!
Moral: Old Men Can Still Think Fast.
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
"love Is The Flower Of Life"
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found,and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration."
College Bound - Part 5
Part 5 This time, Sarah was all too aware of the passage of time. The clock on the wall of the men’s locker room ticked the seconds off slowly, and Sarah lay helplessly in her bonds, watching as the seconds grew to minutes, the minutes grew to hours. It was 8:30 Saturday morning. Sarah had been a captive since 3:00 PM the previous afternoon, and she had spent nearly every moment of that time in some form of bondage. The hogtie that she had been left in was tight, but it was not the strain in her aching muscles that caused her so much agony. Nor was it the loss of circulation in her extremities. Sarah’s biggest torment was the unfulfilled ache in her pussy. She had been left alone for four hours now, and she had hoped that the craving would subside. Instead, it had continued to build, like a chain reaction that created a constantly expanding ball of energy. Sarah had spent the first hour of her current situation desperately trying to find some way to bring herself to org
Hot Shower
I love hot water... and a lot more... The combination of hot water and hot sex is even beter. I love doing naughty things under a shower. The hot water and horny bodies is super. Who can enjoy a hot bath or shower too ??
My Soldier And Our Daughter
People often forget about how hard it is on the families left behind! How hard it is to be away from your loved one for more than a year at a time. To get an unexpected knock at the door and be afraid to answer it cause it could be some commander and a chaplain to give you the horrible news that your soldier is gone. To be afraid to fall asleep or leave the house in case he happens to call cause you dont want to miss it!To wait for the mailman to come hoping to get a letter. To watch your children grow and know he's missing it. To explain to your children where daddy is, why he's there, and that no matter what he loves them! To go from partner parenting to single parenting every other year. This is a quote hat I find true and dear to me! "Dying in service to our country is not nearly as hard as loving someone who has died in service to our country" Col. Steven A. Arrington
The Women Behind The Soldiers
Say Goodnight
Stabbing Westward-shame
I only see myself reflected in your eyes So all that I believe I am essentially are lies And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was Died with your belief in me so who the hell am I? I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know what's real with you How can I exist without you? I'm wandering around confused Wondering why I try The more that you deny my pain The more it intersifies... I pray for someone to ache for me the way I ache for you If you ignore that I'm alive I've nothing to cling to I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How can I exist without you? I stare in this mirror So tired of this life If only you would speak to me or care if I'm alive Once I swore I would die for you But I never meant like this I never meant like this I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How ca
Cold Night
Its a cold night over here, but maybe get warmed up by....
I Am A Crunchy Bastard.
You don't think I'm a bastard? Who but a bastard would read a mumm about child molestation (terrible tragedy that) and get hung up on this sentence: survivor of child molestation as a child Obviously you were a child. That's why it's called child molestation. Some day I'll burn in hell. Or something. Meh.
So you can lick your own nipples. Big deal. I can too. If I take them out of the jar.
Oh Computer On Fritz
The poetry of beauty She sits and looks at me with eyes that do ensnare my soul I think of her and wonder if her smile she does control This silent siren that leads the heart to thoughts of wildness how would beauty feel if I did hold her in my sweet caress on to the next stop and find if the world does rise on her I sit here and stare into beauty's eyes till all the worlds a blur A private world of peace and happiness for only two to share Seeking the wonder of her soul and finding none to compare By R. Thomas Dinsmore
this cracks me up, so many hot chicks and cool people in williamsport have profiles, and I swear to god, I've not seen one cool person around here.. where the hell is all the cool people at? lol man I swear! Im in prepsville!
she is His but doesnt come easily she must be earned she must feel safe with Him she must feel protected with Him He values her He cherishes her He protects her with a stiff leather collar with a short steal leash she submits herself to Him she is His her body her mind her soul her pleasure comes from His pleasure she willfully submits to His deires she knows her place with Him physically mentally emotionally she is His
Aw! Lol!
I love how he's trying to look all innocent with that smile! Little dorky bastard. I heart him. =)
Love This Song ♥
"Before Your Love" I wonder how I ever made it through a day How did I settle for the world in shades of gray When you go in circles all the scenery looks the same And you don't know why And I looked into your eyes Where the road stretched out in front of me And I realized I'd never lived Before your love I'd never felt Before your touch And I'd never needed anyone To make me feel alive But then again, I wasn't really livin' I'd never lived... Before your love I wanted more than just an ordinary life All of my dreams, seemed like castles in the sky I stand before you and my heart is in your hands And I don't know how I'd survive without your kiss Cuz you've given me A reason to exist I'd never lived Before your love I'd never felt Before your touch I'd never needed anyone To make me feel alive But then again, I wasn't really livin' I'd never lived... before your love I'd never lived... Before your love And I don't know why Why the sun d
Omg,,, Ya'll Have To See This....
Creators Promise
The promise Creator gives us Comes with every new day, The gift of breath, the gift of life, Opportunities in a vast array. How do we count our blessings, Through the choices life can bring? Is it through joyful lessons? Or the fears to which we cling? Are we learning to show gratitude, For the victories over human pain? By honoring the feeling choices, We grasp the will we've regained. Can we change our focus, With no need to defend? Acknowledging joy and sorrow, Without judging foe or friend? Tomorrow promises the fullness Of every human way to know: How we master each challenge Determines our balance - Reflecting how we grow.
Help Him
help him out plz
~~don't Ever Cross Your Woman~~
To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. P.S. Your girlfriend called. Your loving wife. SAMANTHA
im going to bed peace out everyone
This Is For All The Dads...
God took the strength of a mountain, The majesty of a tree, The warmth of a summer sun, The calm of a quiet sea, The generous soul of nature, The comforting arm of night, The wisdom of the ages, The power of the eagle's flight, The joy of a morning in spring, The faith of a mustard seed, The patience of eternity, The depth of a family need, Then God combined these qualities,
~~bubba And The Shrink~~
Bubba Bubba went to a psychiatrist. " I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"
Still Moves Me...
My words are never this good: So we live you and I Either side of the edge And we run and we scream With the dilated stare Of obsession and dreaming What the hell do we want Is it only to go Where nobody has gone A better way than the herd Sing a different song Till you're running the ledge To the gasp from the crowd Spinning round in your head Everything that she said
Im So Happy
whooo ok so i might get another job lol i mean it's nothing big but im just happy i might get a job singing or actin at paramounts great america whoooo i'll have two jobs and will finally have money to get a car lol im so happy so everyone wish me luck i shall need all the luck i can get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laterz!
Life Changes
The time for change has long since past. The thrill of the unknown coarsing thru my veins is like liquid heat. One must move slowly or be consumed by their own heat. A minor change.... something new..... Plans begin to form........ A little decorating..... A class or two....a move to the lower states... a change in jobs...... No more waiting for the world to realize the heart inside. No more ghost of the past to weigh me down Weights are excuses for those who choose to give up and slowly die. I have lost ability to do anything but survive. A new sense of self. The person I choose to be. Like a butterfly I prepare to fly........
One Night Stand
It Was A Sense Of Bueaty. A Style Was There, Shorty Had Me By The Style Of Her Gear. Her Body A Bottle. From Which I Had To Drink. But Because of Twin Languages, Communication Stinked. Inoscent Was The Look. But Dirty Was Her Way. It Was Fun While It Lasted. I'll Be On My Way.
To All My Friends In High And Low Places
From now on when you leave a comment you and all my call me Kate or MOMMA DUKE. Just for thoese who do not knoe it by now i am not and i mean NOT a very good speller.But i try. And for others thay know what i am takling about. So thanks to them w h o do not make fun of me.I love people and just want to make friends. Life is way to short to going around rateing me on my spelling.So get a life !!!!!
Biggest Ct Kiss Ass
This is my last contest. So its a big one! This contest is for the Biggest CT Kiss Ass. Are you the ultimate CT suck up? Do you kiss everyones ass to get what you want? Then this is your contest! See how many people you can suck up to for votes!The winner with the most comments gets a 7 day blast. You can vote for yourself. PLEASE DO NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA TRY TO WIN!!! My last contest guys were upset cuz others had so many votes! This is open to everyone. Contest will be a comments one. Msg me if you want in and link me to a pic! ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP
?? The Year 1906 ??
Show this to your children and grandchildren ?? THE YEAR 1906?? This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1906. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statisti cs for the Year 1906 : ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47 y ears. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. . There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles Of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower ! The average wage was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME . Ninety percent
Off 4 Tha Weekend...........
not my better day,i leave u severely hung over , maybe i'll check back in on monday........feel like sleepin my weekend away........much luv 2 my cherry chums *kisses* -
Risk.... Nature ...favors those who are sober, alert, intelligent, and enthusiastic; most of all those who have the courage to take all risks and who posses the will to succeed. She smiles on those who are ready to live hard and dangerously. Whoever refuses to take risk pays the penalty of loss of life in one form or another. Everything in life is sweetened by risk, take a risk it may lead you to the greatest success ever. There is no gathering the rose without being pricked by the thorns, there's an old fools saying" Don't put all your eggs in one basket" which is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention," but the wise man says "Put all your eggs in the one basket and watch that basket"...the turtle progresses when only he sticks out his neck out....You can only take that risk once when it is given to you ....don't' let that risk past you by What's a life without risk? I dont think alot of people take a risk...and since they don't....they cease to grow.
Pictures Of My Travelling And Wandering
Over the next few days will be adding pictures of my travels through Europe, South America. I think its time for another trip soon! Although this time, would prefer not to travel alone! lol :) Enjoy! And feel free to leave comments! Brian
Don't Flatter Yourself
Im not quite sure what you're talking about Quit stuttering and just spit it out Every scene of your life you rehearse As of now you couldnt get much worse This is the only time ill give you the choice Try really hard to forget my voice what you've written down is all you got your ignorance comes in the after thought you rely on this shit just to get you byjust like your empty pitcher of rye dont flatter yourself you're not my first mistake you were nothing but a past boyfriend retake and ill save myself for his mattress you hate this cuz he's what i obsess you wont find sympathy in the form of sex and you wont undertsnad my reasons they're way too complex
Whatever You Call Yourself
can you not handle this anymore ot have you really had enough? i think this time ill have to call your bluff your lies have caused the treets to flood youve left an endless trail of blood your words still speak pain with every letter i still dont think your getting any better your silence has merley been broken your feeling are still the only things youve spoken everytime you talk you breathe fire sometimes you can be such a liar everything is bruised, no where near broken our hatred has long since been woken your laughter is nothing but decieving i think you're the one who should be leaving maybe one day youll get a clue and see that the only person youre kidding is you im sure you can see it in my eyes that faint little rddish hue this time the joke is really on you
Don'r come crawling back to me you look pathetic on your hands and knees you lost your guts long before we talked maybe instead of dragging them you should have walked you cannot crush me with your voice I will not let you its not your choice I dont want you to know a thing this was nothing but a careless fling your pen is the barell of you gun now its pointing down your tongue your confidence is filled with unanswerabke questions i think you could use a few suggestions as the razor falls from your hand your scars begin to look very bland
What Temperment Are You?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected. It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional. You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others. While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well. At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything. You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams. You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?
~~who Is That Old Fart~~
What Kind Of Flirt Are You?
You Are a Coy Flirt You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing. You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing. Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal. A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are 62% Grown Up, 38% Kid Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature. Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed. How Emotionally Mature Are You?
What Do Your Dreams Mean?
What Your Dreams Mean... Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious. You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep. Overall, you are very content in your life. You tend to be a very productive thinker. Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities. You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?
Nickelback- How You Remind Me
NICKELBACK LYRICS "How You Remind Me" Never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me Of what I really am This is how you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking and I've been wrong, i've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle these five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?" yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no it's not like you didn't know that I said I love you and I swear I still do And it must have been so bad Cause living with me must have damn near killed you And this is how, you remind me Of what I really am This is how, you remind me Of what I really am It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mis
Boredom is an aphrodisiac. Don't ask me how, but it is. Not all of the time. Of course, not when you're in a room full of guys. But if you're alone, with the one you love and bored, you notice things about her that make her that much more appealing. One thing leads to another, and you get the urge to be playful. Then playfulness, leads to the desire for more. Aaand so on and so forth. I guess being bored doesn't have to be all bad. So, get good and bored, but only when the time is right. Me, I'm bored right now. Is it the right time? Hell, no... I'm listening to dumb people complain incessantly about their cable being cut off because they didn't pay the bill. Not a time to be bored. Atleast, not in that way. That would just be odd....
Wages Of Evil
Hall Of Fame
Michael Irvin made the Football Hall Of Fame. Congrats to him. Favorite line while they were talking about it on ESPN? Stuart Scott said that Mike never showboated. Mike (deadpan): "I don't believe in showboating. I just handed the ball to the referee. I believed in playing with class." Ha ha ha! Gotta love his sense of humor. Two of the triplets in...One to go!
Kiss Fairy
~~three Things To Think About~~
>> >> 1. COWS >> >> >> 2 THE CONSTITUTION >> >> >> 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS >> >> >> ON COWS >> >> >> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing >> that our Government can track a cow born in Canada >> almost three years ago, right to the stall where she >> sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked >> her calves to their stalls. >> >> But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal >> aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should >> give them all a cow. Or turn the immigration problem >> over to the Department of Agriculture. >> >> >> >> >> ON THE CONSTITUTION >> >> >> They keep talking about drafting a >> Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just give them >> ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, >> it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using >> it anymore. >> >> >> >> ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS >> >> >> The real reason that we can't have the Te
I've watched you change Into a fly I looked away You were on fire I watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So Alive I've watched you change I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed I watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So alive I've watched you change It's like you never Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh I look at the cross Then I look away Give you the gun Blow me away I've watched a change In you It's like you never Had wings Now you feel So Alive I've watched you change. Now you feel Alive You Feel Alive I've watched you change It's like you never Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh
The Blonde And The Heart Attack
The Blonde &The Heart Attack A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"
~~our Military In Action~~
RETIREMENT BONUS Navy Style The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles. It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had
Who Likes Starbucks?
Hope that your all having a nice end to your weekend! I bet a lot of you drink red bulls or other unhealthy energy drinks. Well have you heard of XS Energy? These energy drinks are actually healthy for you! 0 carbs 0 sugars and only 8 calories, isn't that great?! Guess what else it has that’s good for you? 4800% Vitamin B12! So not only are they healthy but you'll get a jolt of energy. We have more than one flavor;) So here’s the good part anyone on CT that buys 4 cases of the drink (any flavor) not only will you get the free shipping on that but I'll give you a Starbucks card worth $15 or an extra case of the energy drinks! So this week save yourself a trip to the store and shop online! I highly recommend the tropical blast and the cranberry grape:) This offer is only good until Thursday afternoon so make sure you get those orders in. If you have questions or need help ordering let me know.
Robot Chicken
Okay, so I applied for a company called Cypress Truck Lines out of Jacksonville Florida. Simply put, they screwed me over. I went through orientation and got hited. I was issued my helmet, vest,chains,straps, etc. The next day (Thursday) around lunch time I was told I was being let go. Their reasoning for this is because I do not have my own transportation which makes no sense since it is a TRUCKING COMPANY!!! How stupid is that! I'm gunna be gone 2 weeks at a time but because I live within 50 miles of the terminal, I have to have my own transportation because they're afraid I will try to take the truck home on my off time. Anyway, because of that my cell phone is going to be cut off in a few days due to no money. Well, enough bitching from me. I'll post an update or something if things change.
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula100%Marius92%Armand67%Angel67%Akasha50%Blade50%Lestat42%Louis33%Spike17%Deacon Frost8%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with
What Sexual Position Are You?
Which Sexual Position Are You? MissionaryMissionary-you love it old fashioned Take this test
One Last Breath
Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down
I'm Back
I am back on and for good this time. all of my pics have been put back up sorry for all the confussion.Thank you Stephanie
Star I'm Most Like
You most resemble Marlon Brando You are very smart, and very talented, although you don’t really enjoy social company. You prefer to live alone, go to movies alone, cry alone in the corner... Take this quiz at
Far Away...
How Awesome
So this thing in the real world sux major fucking ass right BUT these things called checks are freaking wonderfuckingful. I hope to find another job alot quicker than this rinky dink one I'm dealing with now. Great peeps to work with though, just want something that works more with my degree. :p Laterz sexies. Pixxi
Now That I Have Your Attention
I'm a part of a contest so please comment on this pic, Just click the link and add as many comments as you can stand. The favor will be returned.
Stop With The Stuoid Shit Already!
omg im so just on soap box (fuck whats with that damn fraze already). common ppl spend your damn time writting something worth reading for crying out loud. im so sick of logging on cherry tap and reading the stupid shit about who doing what in compatitions. your out there begging god knows who to vote for you and then talking about how you repay everyone when in fact thats just major bullshit. now notice im not mentioning names in this when lord knows i could list some names. i think its better to just talk and let those who its for just let them feel guilty to themselves. they know who they are. do i know this for a fact? YES! HELL YES I DO! i know this bc i did a compatition and asked my "friends" for help. do you know what kinda help i got? ppl voted that i didnt even know rather than my friends. so what kinda friends do i have? most i could delet and not look back but i tend to be a forgiving person when i should be pissed and turn my back and not look back. in fact friends that i
Kinky Sex
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting67%Blind Folds67%Bondage58%Chains/Handcuffs50%Blood33%Whips33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
Oh My!!!!!!!!
hands caressing lips parted rapture and joy in your endless teasing cut me and kiss me thrill me and kill me pain and pleaasure is what i seek soft and gentle hard and fast bodies entwined coupling so sweet biting, licking, kissing bodies struggling to be in control i know what you want i know what i want driven to madden heights shuddering, releasing and now just sleeping
Beats Me.....
Last night I had a very odd dream. I was in a park and was surrounded by swarms of bees. Bees don't bother me in real life. I leave them alone, they leave me alone. Yes, I've been stung before, but I hold no fear when it comes to those kamikazee honey mills. But this dream disturbed me a lot. Everywhere I turned, they were there, hampering my movements. I guess I'm bothered most by the fact that I don't know what this dream symbolizes. Ordinarily, I'd assume the swarm represents the hustle of my life and the way all of the different things that I have going are making it difficult for me to function. But right now, my life is calm. Work is good, not overwhelming. I'm not involved in a new play or anything else that takes up my spare time. So why this dream? I do know that I am lonely. My LLW (Lovely Lady Wife for the uninitiated) is working a lot of hours, and I don't see much of her. We did spend a wonderful weekend together, however, so I got my batteries recharg
Take Me Away From All This Death
It's been 2 years since Becca's death. I didn't go to the cemetary. I went on her birthday with J and the kids. I couldn't do it alone this time. I got a call from Amy yesterday morning. (She's my best friend. I was the maid of honor in her wedding) Her father-in-law passed away Sunday night. "Big Eddie" was a hard man to figure out. He was always joking around. If he didn't like you, he would tell you. He ran the pig races at the fair for as long as I can remember. Eddie died of a heart attack after having a seizure. See, he weighed 500 lbs ( about ) and was a heavy smoker. Life caught up with him. My heart goes out to his wife and his 2 sons and 6 grand children. His son Tommy is like a brother to me, so Eddie kinda was like an uncle to me for a while. We had a love hate relationship and thats just the way we liked it.
The Invitaion Come to me my love Touch me Let me feel your fingers Exploring every hill and valley Of my body's landscape Trail your tongue Over my mouth And down the length of my neck Encircle your lips Around a soft mound And gently suckle a delicate rosebud Let your hands search Till they find my secret garden Open the flower that lies within Petal by petal Lower your head To that place which draws you near And taste sweet nectar Come Enter that moist delight Hold tight to my hips And ride the high tide Experience your release As mine opens and closes around you Fall into my arms Well and truly spent And bask in the warmth Of a lover's embrace Adrea C. Kerl
Valentine Application
Valentine Application!!! Would you make out with me? [] Hell Yeah [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Would you... (Check all that apply) [] Buy me cute underwear? [] Buy me a cute bra? [] Buy me flowers? [] Take me out to dinner? [] Buy me a drink? [] Buy me a thong? [] Get me some chocolates Name one thing you would like to do to me... I look like.. [] A player [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] Have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What wou
The Beach
What Sexual Activity Will You Go To Jail For?
Kara will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at
How Your A Good Mother And Person
When do you know how your a good mother and person? My son has been really sick the last week and I have done the doctors and medicine and done everything in my power to see he is well taken care of but seems it is never enough. Makes me feel like shit because I thought I have done everything right. I should be a pro since I have 4 kids but, this just seems to be taking a toll on me and him. Im a single mom and it hurts to see your child hurting and wanting a father who does not care. Dont get me wrong I know there are mothers who dont give a rats ass about their kids but fuck....some men need to step up as well just like the bad mothers. Sorry this is just a vent. I hate doing this alone. Just as men hate raising their kids alone. And ya know not enough single parents get enough credit these days. Most of the single people view us as a burden or as if we are gonna trap them.....guess what thats not the case. Just cause were parents doesnt mean we dont need a social life as well. Yes
The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald/gordon Lightfoot
We all grew up with this see who it was written for...
Tuesday's Gone
Train, roll on, on down the line. Won't you, please, take me far away. Now I feel the wind blow outside my door. Means I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home. Tuesday's gone with the wind. Oh, my baby's gone with the wind. And I just don't know, oh, where I'm going. I just want to be left alone. Well, when this train ends I'll try again oh, but I'm leaving my woman at home. Tuesday's gone with the wind. Tuesday's gone with the wind. Tuesday's gone with the wind. My baby's gone with the wind. Train, roll on, Tuesday's gone. Train, roll on many miles from my home. See I'm, I'm riding my blues away, yeh. Tuesday, you see, she had to be free. Lord, but somehow I've got to carry on. Tuesday's gone with the wind. Tuesday's gone with the wind. Tuesday's gone with the wind. My baby's gone with the wind. Train, roll on 'cause my baby's gone.. I'm riding my blues away, baby turn around my blues ride on, train, ride on, train ridin' my blues, babe come back to me,
Where Is The Love???
ok so i may sound scary but seriously where is the love??????? Spank me if im bad ok... cant help it kinky thing i am... hehehehehehehehe Go on you know you want too..... Its ok really... U can spank me as hard as you like.... i wont mind.......if u dont want to spank me tell me what u want to do... hehehehehehe
All Is Well.
Remember that time you truly felt that all was right with the world? That everything as in harmony and the universe was as it should be? And then you farted and screwed up the whole thing?
I'm An Aries!
After fixing this up to make it look nice, I realized how much of these have a lot of the same things in them. It's fun to look at though! WHAT SIGN ARE YOU? Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: The Sex Addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: The Lame Lover Very
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The Mask
Eyes glisten and smiles shine The mask of the heart's design A shell to simply hold what's inside The truth of emotion likes to hide It gets deeper as the tide flows The pool of tears now grows If you can find it, there is a drain But I gasp for air as my lungs strain See me now for who I am to you Break this shell and my heart will be true For in that moment the flood will subside The smile no longer just a mask, but the truth inside
Whores Are Silly
You do realize that even if you give him his money back you are still a whore, right? Wal-Mart is still Wal-Mart even though they give refunds.
Just Another Poem
Do You Know ? Do you know what you do to me ? Do you know it is you I long to see ? Do you know that yours is the face I seek ? Do you know thoughts of you make life less bleak ? Do you know you’re the soul that to mine is a match ? Do you know you’re the itch I long to scratch ? Do you know how I dream of our first kiss dear ? Do you know how I desire to hold you near ? Do you know that your voice soothes my soul ? Do you know that together we become whole ? Do you know we were always destined to be ? Do you know what it is that you do to me ? By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Waht Age Do You Act?
You Are 28 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
D.i.l.f. Contest
Hey I've entered a contest for all the Dads on here and would appreciate all the help I can get! Here's the link:
What Does Your Birthdate Mean To Your Love Life
Your Birthdate: August 12 You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone. Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them. Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
It has been building up so gradually and I have been keeping my mouth shut for so long now, it is time. The time has come to “spew”, “vent”, “rant”, “snap off” and “bitch” about the!!! Harsh words, I know, but needed nonetheless. There is no other way of saying this - We no longer live in a “DEMOCRATIC” country! If you truly believe so, you are sadly mistaken and quite uninformed. This is not my personal opinion – this is FACT, UNDENIABLE, UNDISPUTABLE FACT!!!!!! Think I am lying? Let’s look at just a few of the recent topics in the news: #1 – TEXAS MANDATORY VACCINE By September of 2008, all girls in entering sixth grade in Texas will be required to be vaccinated with shots of Gardasil, the only HPV vaccine currently available, provided by drug-maker Merck. Merck itself has been lobbying to make the vaccines mandatory across the country after the government approved Gardasil in June of last year. A government advisory panel recommended that all girls aged 11 or 12 get
784 Left
guys id love it if u could help me level up by the end of the night.....i have 784 points to go please help me out!
Takes Only 5 Min Guys
VALETINE'S GAME This is called the "VALENTINE'S GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... n be honest!!!! [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A pl
Patience is the hardest thing for a slave to learn, and hence it must be one of the first things they are introduced too. A slave is always waiting on his or her Master, waiting to serve, waiting to be given instruction, or simply serving. So as you see the slave must learn to develop a great deal of patience even if he or she is not a patient person. There is patience of another form that must be discussed as well. Many times a Master will give an instruction or order and the slave will have no clue as to why the instruction is given, the slave must be patient and allow the Master to explain when and if there is a desire to do so. It is not the place of a slave to question the orders or demands of the Master, unless there is a need for clarification. Unless there is a moral, legal or safety issue involved; a slave should follow the Master's instructions without question. Hence the slave must have patience and not focus on things that he or she may not be privileged to, or things
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What Broads Want.
Broads want respect. So sometimes you need to pretend to care about them and crap. This month, around the 14th, give it a shot.
Immigration Overpopulation In U.s.
We all know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. A while back there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor named Victor Hansen Davis talked about his Latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream. Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States. He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee ob
Blonde In The Snow
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car a while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said tha
A Little Bit
I was kinda hesitant to tell you Should I let you know I was never really like this before Need I say more Or maybe I'm confused when you are near me I don't know what to do or I should be There's only one thing in my mind That's you and me I'm a little bit of crazy I'm a little bit of a fool I'm a little bit of lonely I'm a little bit of all Oh, I need a cure Just a little bit of you And I will fall I'm always on the run to see you Would you allow me to It wasn't my attention to hurt you This feeling is true Or maybe I'm confused when you are near me I don't know what to do or I should be There's only one thing in my mind That's you and me I'm a little bit of crazy I'm a little bit of a fool I'm a little bit of lonely I'm a little bit of all Oh, I need a cure Just a little bit of you And I will fall
Prayer Is All I Can Do
My gf's dad is in the hospital, and i need anyone who is willing to to pray for him please
This Is Partially My Away Message
Okay, so yeah, I have been in Canada for about a month now and I don't get to use the computer as much. So if you end up trying to hit me up and I don't get back to you, drop my email a Peace, Jenna
New Member
Whats up everyone new member here im 20 easy to get along with can be very funny in many ways lol so yeah im not too good at intros and what not but once i get the hang of everything ;) watch out
Here In The Real World
Cowboys don't cry, And heroes don't die. And good always wins Again and again. And love is a sweet dream That always comes true Oh, if life were like the movies, I'd never be blue. But here in the real world, It's not that easy at all, 'Cause when hearts get broken, It's real tears that fall. And darlin', it's sad but true, But the one thing I've learned from you, Is how the boy don't always get the girl, Here in the real world. I gave you my love, But that wasn't enough, To hold your heart When times got tough. And tonight on that silver screen, It'll end like it should, Two lovers will make it through Like I hoped we would. But here in the real world, It's not that easy at all, 'Cause when hearts get broken, It's real tears that fall. And darlin', it's sad but true, But the one thing I've learned from you, Is how the boy don't always get the girl, Here in the real world.
I Wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
When a Priest was visiting the home of an elderly lady she told him she had two talking parrots. "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes,
Need Help This Valentine's Day?
I know how difficult it is to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for those you truly care about. Fortunately, Amazon is helping us scratch some choices of our respective list of potential trinkets by publishing their list of bad Valentine’s Day gifts. All of these items are available on Amazon’s website, and they are all in stock. For some reason, I’m not surprised. You: On A Diet: The Owner's Manual for Waist Management by Mehmet C. Oz (Author), Michael F. Roizen (Author) RoC Deep Wrinkle Night Cream 1.0 fl oz (30 ml) Tick Nipper: Tick Removal Tool Tanita BF680W Duo Scale Plus Body Fat Monitor Ninja Hand Claw He's Just Not That Into You (The Newly Expanded Edition): The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys by Greg Behrendt (Author), et al. Sex For Dummies (For Dummies (Psychology & Self Help)) by Ruth K. Westheimer (Author), Pierre A. Lehu (Author) Race Horse Costume - Adult Std. Belgian Gas Mask with Standard NATO Filter The Compl
The Farmer
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is goi
West Memphis Three
Shortly after three eight-year-old boys were found mutilated and murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas, local newspapers stated the killers had been caught. The police assured the public that the three teenagers in custody were definitely responsible for these horrible crimes. Evidence? The same police officers coerced an error-filled “confession” from Jessie Misskelley Jr., who is mentally handicapped. They subjected him to 12 hours of questioning without counsel or parental consent, audio-taping only two fragments totaling 46 minutes. Jessie recanted it that evening, but it was too late— Misskelley, Jason Baldwin and Damien Echols were all arrested on June 3, 1993, and convicted of murder in early 1994. Although there was no physical evidence, murder weapon, motive, or connection to the victims, the prosecution pathetically resorted to presenting black hair and clothing, heavy metal t-shirts, and Stephen King novels as proof that the boys were sacrificed in a satanic cult ritual.
More Wm3
Three eight-year-old boys - Steve Branch, Christopher Byers, and Michael Moore - were reported missing on May 5, 1993 by Chistopher Byers' adoptive father, Mark Byers. Although the search began that evening, an intensive police search for the children was not undertaken until the morning after they were reported missing. Later that day, their bodies were found shoved down in a muddy creek near Robin Hood Hills. The boys were stripped naked and had been hog-tied ankle-to-wrist with their own shoelaces. All had been severely beaten and abused, it's been said Byers was the most injured, having suffered a fractured skull, stab wounds to his groin, castration, and having had the skin of his penis removed, yet all three boys were inflicted with lethal wounds. Autopsies were inconclusive as to time of death, but stated that, while Byers died of blood loss, the other two boys showed evidence of drowning; however, during the subsequent trial of suspects Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin, the m
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Three eight-year-old boys - Steve Branch, Christopher Byers, and Michael Moore - were reported missing on May 5, 1993 by Chistopher Byers' adoptive father, Mark Byers. Although the search began that evening, an intensive police search for the children was not undertaken until the morning after they were reported missing. Later that day, their bodies were found shoved down in a muddy creek near Robin Hood Hills. The boys were stripped naked and had been hog-tied ankle-to-wrist with their own shoelaces. All had been severely beaten and abused, it's been said Byers was the most injured, having suffered a fractured skull, stab wounds to his groin, castration, and having had the skin of his penis removed, yet all three boys were inflicted with lethal wounds. Autopsies were inconclusive as to time of death, but stated that, while Byers died of blood loss, the other two boys showed evidence of drowning; however, during the subsequent trial of suspects Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin, the m
We sometimes forget that - ultimately - we don't matter.
~~fidal Castro Got The Moves~~
Breaking News Breakdancing Castro Silences Rumors Busts a Move on Three-minute Video Hoping to put an end to recent rumors that he is in failing health, Cuban president Fidel Castro released an official video today in which he is shown putting on a dazzling breakdancing display to the delight of several dozen onlookers. Speculation that Mr. Castro might be at death’s door and that a new, pro-democracy government could be in the offing in Cuba has been on the rise since late last year, a whispering campaign that the Cuban dictator’s breakdancing video seems designed to snuff out. In the three minute video, Mr. Castro is seen breakdancing for a throng of appreciative fans, including a delirious Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela. Mr. Castro, who does not appear to be even slightly winded while executing the extremely strenuous breakdancing routing, ends up on his back, spinning like a top to the amazement of his audience. Popping to his feet, the 80-year-old di
My First Blog
My first blog. What a thrill... I like to write so maybe this wont be my first entry. Or maybe it will be , I dont really care if you read this so maybe you WONT read this! I will be 40 this year. The big 4 0. I do taxes part time and I had this "child" sitting w/me tonight who says he is almost turning 30 and feels old. Cry me a river!! I WISH I was turning 30!! I felt like I was old then. At 29 1/2 I just stopped fighting it and said I was 30. So maybe thats a lesson for me. The lesson being to like what you are in the moment?? That you waste a lot of stupid time thinking "I'm old" or "I'm fat" etc.... For example when I was 13. I was 110 -115 pounds. Did I think "Shit i look good!" NO. I thought "Damn I"m fat ,look at this...." And then when I look back in pictures its "What the hell was I talking about? I looked good!!" 10 yrs from now I'll be 50...and thinking "Who is this child who's almost turning 40 telling me he's old?" And by the way.... I'm old and fat right now!! An
The 80's Challenge
Who can answer all these questions? Without googling the answers? # What special talent did Molly Ringwald have in The Breakfast Club? # What was the very first James Bond movie that was shown in the 80's? What was the last? # Name the actress who played the pretty blond girl Elliot danced with in E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial? # How many Nightmare On Elm Street movies were made in the 80's? # In Empire Strikes Back, what was chewing on the power cables of the Millenium Falcon while Han Solo and company were hiding inside the asteroid cave? # What was the license number on the Ghostbusters' car? # In 'Back To The Future', where did Doc Brown get the plutonium to power the time-travelling DeLorean? # In 'Empire Strikes Back' when the ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi said that Luke was their last hope against the Empire, who was Yoda refering to when he said: "No, there is another"? # What god were the Thugees worshipping in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"? # In the movie Porkey's
Strange Questions
A survey: Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: no, I've never even heard of that What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated: 15 years Ever been in a car wreck?: two minor incidents Were you popular in high school?: HAR! That's a good one! Have you ever been on a blind date?: yes Are looks important?: To whom? Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?: yes By what age would you like to be married?: I was married at 26, and divorced at 33. (Who's writing these questions? Someone really young, I expect.) Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: No. Anyway, at my stage of life it might be strange if they hadn't slept with several. Have you ever made a mistake?: Show me the person who hasn't. Are you a good tipper?: Yes. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $100.00 (just once, and no, I didn't really think it was wor
Wake Me Up Inside
One of my favourite songs.
A blind man went to the airport to fly in a small plane and the Pilot asked him,” If you're blind, why do you want to fly?" And the blind man said, he just wanted to have the experience. So off through the skies they went! The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the blind man felt Around and found the mike and keyed up and said, "Help, help, I'm a blind man flying upside down in a Small plane and the pilot has passed out!" A voice came over the speaker that said, "If you are a blind man, How do you know you're upside down?" The man said, "Because shit is running out of my collar!!!!"
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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER >Fresh from my shower, I stand in >front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too >small. >Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he >uncharacteristically >comes up with a suggestion. > >"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet >paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". > > >Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front >of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" >I asked. > >"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. > >I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper >between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" > >Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" > >He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk >again although he will probably continue to take his meals through >a straw.
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X-rated Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? > >> > >> A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. > >> > >> > >> =============================================== > >> > >> Q. What's a mixed feeling? > >> > >> A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your > >> new car. > >> > >> > >> ============================================= > >> > >> Q. What's the height of conceit? > >> > >> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. > >> > >> > >> ============================================ > >> > >> > >> Q. What's the definition of macho? > >> > >> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. > >> > >> > >> ============================================= > >> > >> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? > >> > >> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball > >> > >> > >> ================================================ > >> > >> Q.Why is divorce so expensive? > >> > >> A. Because it's worth it! >
I Need Ya Help Folks-->red Alert>>>defcon 1
Hello my friends, I need your help I started playing americas army online a couple of days ago, I'm still a total newbie (honor level 12) but I want to get better!!!! I need some folks to play with and against to get better I also appreciate all tipps and hints to improve my performance. It's like in real life you won't get killed out there, also thinking about joining a clan but therefore I have to get better. So if you can and help and are willing to do so send me a msg or contact me on yahoo msg: germanies.finest HHOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH
I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.
Alice Cooper-blackwidow
- Get Your Own
Hmm A Contest
take my hand lets see where we can go. no rules no one to tell us what to do. run away with me lets see how far we can go. we'll make up our rules as we go. what do you say come take my hand and run with me
Yes/no/almost Game
*Another one stolen from Godsmacked.. damn I'm gonna get killed LOL* Rule#1:say yes, no, or almost Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! Q: Kissed someone on your friends/fans list? A: No Q: Have you seen one of your friends naked? A: Yes Q: Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? A: Yes Q: Been arrested? A: Yes Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? A: Yes Q: Slept in until 5 PM? A: Yes Q: Held a snake? A: Yes Q: Been suspended from school? A: No Q: Been fired from a job? A: Yes Q: Sang karaoke? A: Yes Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? A: Yes Q: Laughed until you started crying? A: Yes Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? A: Yes Q: Kissed in the rain? A: Yes Q: Sang in the shower? A: Yes Q: Sat on a roof top? A: Yes Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? A: Yes Q: Broken a bone? A: No Q: Shaved your head? A: No
This Song Just Makes Me Happy
Just To Let Everyone Know
I am not dead just been sick and working alot. It is hard to get better when you don't get a chance to rest.
New Xxx Pics In Folder For Rate And Comment!
come check them out and spread some love I will do the same for all who do it for me!
my night is not good.. bored and lonely.. want cuddle? I am going to bed very soon if I can sleep! lol.. ni ni to y'all
Busy Busy Busy
Well, I have been a busy little beaver. I have not even had time to post on here. I have been spending most of my time looking at my new friend requests since doing my cherrry blast. Wow, was I suprized about that. I have also been busy working. As moany of you probably already know I am do phone sex for a living, but can you call it work when you LOVE what you do. Trying to keep it clean, I guess with Valentine's Day coming up a few of the men who are either out of town (I get a lot of truckers) or those who are between relationships are always looking for someone to talk to. Well, I better get busy, lots of new friends to add.
39 Questions
1. Dated outside your race: no 2. Gotten a hickey: yep 3. Dated your best friend: yep 4. Sung in the shower: yep 5. Spit in someone's drink?:no 6. Dumped someone:yep 7. Opened your Christmas presents early: Yep 9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times: Nope 10. Had more than five REAL bf/gf at one time: I'm not a player 11. Been obsessed with a computer game: No 12. Ran through the sprinklers naked: Ummm no 13. Ate food that fell on the floor: hey there's a 5 second rule, right? 14. Went outside naked: yep 15. Kissed one of your best friends: yep 16. Mooned somebody: Yep 17. Been on stage: Yep 18. Made someone cry: yep 19. Been in a parade:yep 20. Been in a school play: a few of them 22. Gotten detention: once 23. Been on a plane: several times 24. Been on a cruise: nope 25. Broken into a house: nope 26. Gotten a tattoo: yep 27. Gotten piercings: yep 28. Cried so hard you threw up: sadly yes 29. Gotten into a
Dont feel very well today.Hope everyone is peachy :) Im goin back to bed.
Whisper Kiss
Love. Almost impossible to believe; incredible. Informal. exceptionally good or unusual; marvelous; superb: a fabulous bargain; a fabulous new house. told about in fables; purely imaginary: the fabulous exploits of Hercules. known about only through myths or legends
Jeremy...and Me....
I really don't know what's going to happen with me and Jeremy...I mean I'm going out with him again this Saturday, I like him and he's a cutie, but I'm still hung up on someone that I really fucked up with...I wish that I would have had the chance to get face to face with Bobby before I wrecked that. Jeremy treats me like a lady which I appreciate, but I'm not really in for a relationship right now, I mean sooner or later it would be nice to have a relationship again, but I don't know that it will be with Jeremy or any time soon. I want to go out, I want to play the field, I want to have fun and finally I'm getting to the point where I just don't care what anyone says, I'm going to do my thing! But I will tell you, Saturday with Jeremy was very nice, we had dinner at Texas Road House in Butler, he took me for a ride to show me all the big trucks and such at the two coal mining sites he works at, I got to ride in this big truck and no that's not a metaphor for something else you sick an
My Reality Is A Dream
My Reality is a dream you were the one who touched my heart it was love at first sight at the start the more i got to know you the closer we became our love was pure and true not a game. we spent each day together hand in hand and in the evenings we'd lie on beaches sand it was your hand together with mine as we lay in peace as time went by. its your name and soul that i hold close to my heart cause a love like ours is too strong to part one so special so true and forgiving i could stand here forever beside you just hugging and kissing. we talk on the phone for hours sharing stories or secrets our love is so strong so you don't have to put it to the test for ages we could look into each others eyes and every word spoken between us has never been a lie. it was your body laying next to me that night all i felt was pleasure cause you made everything alright it was your lips that i felt on mine at the same time we were both on each others minds. all your
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious100%Eyes full of Pain100%Diamond Eyes58%Passion50%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Murder Or Sucide ? You Decide
This story that I'm saying, it happened & its true.. she couldn't live without him bet he knew it too. He was her friend and used to calm her fears She knew him since childhood for almost sixteen years. All was fine with them everything was going cool one day he just stopped talking and she ended up the fool. All she wanted of him was just to be her friend but he doesn't care how can her heart mend ? She begged him everyday everyday for a whole year, "please talk to me my friend i cant do without you here" He turned a deaf ear to her he ignored all her cries, she was all so caught up In a world full of lies. She had no option She really had no hope, He was gone & wont be back this fact she couldn't cope. One day she sat & reminisced of her childhood days of joy, when they used to play together a little girl & a little boy. A single tear escaped her eye followed by a million more Her heart was so broken her soul was hurting sore.. S
Photograph Of Pain
A picture so beautiful but as i look at the picture I see pain because once in my life I had love, now its gone and nothings the same We went our separate Ways but in his heart love changed i guess I'm the only one that will always feel the same My love i felt for him was not just a game i truly loved him and without him I'll never be the same A picture so wonderful But in this picture I thought we would always be I never thought I would be alone With no one to love me They say if you stand for nothing You'll fall for anything I thought he really loved me But i guess i didn't Stand for a thing Because i fell in love with him I let him break my heart in two I wanted him to love me so bad I tried to cover up the truth In this picture I see happiness But in the mirror i see pain In this picture i see forever In the mirror i see rain As i look at this picture i can now see nothing stays the same A photograph of pain because we will ne
She tries so hard and no one sees, Sees the perfect person she tries to be. She breaks down once and its a crime, She promises she'll hide her pain next time. People don't realize the force of their pressure, They don't realize that she's a treasure. Her mother is the worst, expects the world, Too much to ask from one simple girl. She’s always pleasant and gets good grades, Never talks back and always obeys, But oh no, that’s not enough, She has to be perfect to earn Mommy’s love. Of course, there’s more than just Mommy dear, There’s a matter of school and a matter of peers. They judge her every chance they get, They’ve judged her ever since they met. She’s not going to be perfect but it’s worth a try, This way she’ll have a goal to live by. She's awfully lonely and bitterly cold, She wants someone amazing to hold. She wants someone who will believe he has the world, He has her, the most wonderful girl. Obviously her wish will never come true, So trying e
Invisible Gurl
She screamed so loud not a sound was heard they saw right through didn't hear a word she didn't need to say it in her eyes despair was lit she seemed so normal just a tiny bit sad after she was gone they all felt bad how could they have missed the obvious clues it seemed so simple once they heard the news thats why she acted the way that she did they should have known she wasn't just a kid she told the truth but they didn't care all they did was fuss over their hair how could they ignore the tell tale signs she was choking in a jungle full of vines the rose among the thorns her beauty trapped within her life consumed with hate and the never ending sin she sat alone so many times and stared sadly ahead they always ignored her to them she was already dead a few weeks later after she was gone they finally noticed and pretended to mourn she looked down from the sky from heaven above she had but one regret she never knew love...
In Sickness And In Health...
This poem (while not worthy), is dedicated to Babs. My wife and one and only true valentine now and forever. I love ya sprout, Happy Valentine's Day...
LINKIN PARK LYRICS "In The End" (It starts with) One thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It’s so unreal Didn’t look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on / but didn’t even know Wasted it all just to Watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part
would someone fucking with your mind be considered sex? head sex? (yes Im drunk)
Domestic Violence
Hurt Till Thee End © By Pharin A. Walker My man hit me last night. Just cause I spoke Back to him. Said he was the man of the house, And I shouldn't dare talk back to him. So, I held my face in my hand an began to cry. Lord, why does a man hit a woman this way? I got down on my knees an began to pray. How could he hit me, And say that he loves me? Don't he know how much he's hurting me? More tears began to drop, As I prayed harder to my God, And asked him to make the pain stop. Lord, when I felt his hand touch my face, I didn't understand how the man I loved could do me this way. The pain began to hurt more and more. It felt as if I could live no more. Oh Lord, Oh Lord, please make him stop. I don't want to be one of those stressed out women, Because I was the one who called the cops. Oh heavenly father please make him love and cherish The woman he's' got. My little girl came into the room And said mommy why you cry? I lift my head and said your da
Everything I Needed To Know I Learned From D&d
Playing D&D will really teach you the basics of life. The Party When playing D&D a single player without a party to back him up is quickly eaten alive by the Goblins, Dragons, and Tax Collectors of the world. Only a full adventuring party is equipped to take on any foe. In the real world a person without any friends or support. Someone who is truly alone in the world, is quickly eaten alive by depression, girls, and tax collectors. (Tax collectors are dangerous in every world). The importance of NPCs In D&D NPCs are the people who do all the mundane things of the world. From washing your horse, to planting corn, to being your lover. Most people in the D&D world are NPCs and will never go on a great adventure. If you treat an NPC badly they may steal your horse, poison your mead, or even GASP, stop being your lover. No one can get far without the support of the NPCs Most people in the real world are NPCs also. Mundane people who lead mundane lives. But if you treat t
Thanks Everyone
Thought For The Day
I decided to write about Love today. I truly believe you cannot always choose who you love. I think when you find the one person you are supposed to love, it is impossible to stop. Through all of the hurts and pain you still love them. You may try to run away or move on but you cannot. You are drawn right back like a moth to a flame. Everything Happens for a reason right? So I guess the whole message here is Don't give up on love...:) Shell let you in her house If you come knockin late at night Shell let you in her mouth If the words you say are right If you pay the price Shell let you deep inside But theres a secret garden she hides Shell let you in her car To go drivin round Shell let you into the parts of herself Thatll bring you down Shell let you in her heart If you got a hammer and a vise But into her secret garden, dont think twice Youve gone a million miles How fard you get To that place where you cant remember And you cant forget Shell lead you
Taurus: The You Live Up To Your Zodiac??
As for me I am a Taurus...the ultimate of lovers...hehehe. which are you? AQUARIUS: Does it in the water once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The l
My Sign
Aquarius - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You've got a ton of friends, so you have no problem meeting new people. You're great at thinking up new things and activities to do with your sweetie. You tend to let the little things slide in relationships... and focus on the bigger picture. Your negative traits: In relationships, it tends to be your way or the highway. You can never open up completely to someone - you have to keep parts of yourself secret. You're cold and reserved, which leaves your partner feeling unloved. Your ideal partner: Flexible, because you're not going to be the one to compromise! Is smart and quirky with lots of weird interests... including you. A true individualist who doesn't care what anyone thinks Your dating style: Stimulating. You prefer dates that explore a shared interest - like a lecture, muesum tour, or concert. Your seduction style: Wacky. Your wild ideas have your lover wondering what's next. Insatiabl
One White Woman's Opinion Of Black Women
NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE. JUST A POSTING THAT I WANTED EVERYONE TO READ. White Woman's Opinion of Black Women White women's opinion of black women & a brother's response Please take a moment and read this. Pretty Deep! Thumbs up to this black man.. Enjoy. It seems that an article was written to Sister 2 Sister magazine by a Caucasian woman who requested a response from black men. I'm so glad she got what she asked for (and more) !!! Dear Jamie: I'm sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Black male readers. I am a White female who is engaged to a Black male - good-looking, educated and loving. I just don't understand a lot of Black female's attitudes about our relationship. My man decided he wanted me because the pickings amongst Black women were slim to none. As he said they were either too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage. Before I became engaged, whenever I went out I was constantl
The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN! BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Comments Made In 1955
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20." "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one." "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage." "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls." "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it se
Medium Pace !!!!!
Music Codes - MySpace Layouts
Lots of things have happened, they don't really need to be discussed in detail. My life seems to be a mess of what it used to be. I don't really even know where to begin with cleaning it up. Since last May nothing good has come from any of this. Just non-stop crap. I'm losing my faith in the goodness of people, there just isn't much of it to be seen. With the exception of a handful of people I know and trust to no end, everyone else I've met have been uncaring destroyers of good. I don't think I will ever understand what benefit can be gained by killing something in another person. It won't make your life or situation any more than it is. To take something away from someone and leave them unwhole, a shattered pile of what they were makes no sense. At best it will only leave that person as evil and worthless as you are. And that is what you are. And I know a lot of people have tried, to make me like them. To turn me into an uncaring destroyer. And they can't. I will
Wazz Good Yall
Just wanted 2 say wazz up 2 every1
Friends will come and friends will go, The seasons change and it will show, I will age and so will you, But our friendship stays, strong and true
Who's Next?!?!?!
FAKE poets I'm sunnin' 'em, wack emcee's i'm gunnin' 'em ... give up ya rhymes I'm runnin' 'em burn dem bitches up I'm done wit 'em Who was that cat from the A who thought he was the one wit 'em? His lyrics was aiight school's in session son I'm havin fun wit 'em One by One my foes fall flat to my barrage, lyrical, miracle no sir I'm just a rhyme God! The B-R-O-N-X respect that shit see, I'm not new to this shit Check it out I'll let you have it b dust off the hammer and I grab it with a vice grip, busting off shot after shot makin' ya duck quick. When I step to the stage and the mic you best believe it sun...its murder one, bitch ya done...and its without a gun. Breaker, breaker 1-2, 1-2 what's the emergency? This fake as joker from the south thought he could fuck with me. Kinetic Energy? Never bitch I'm Ending thee, now your a Voodoo Daddy, come on son whats with the change up B? Check each letter in the verse from the last line, its been along time son that
Nothing Important............
Well this is my first blog and I just thought I would tell about myself. I am single with 2 kid's. My son live's with his mother and My daughter with me. They have to mother's and my little girl's mother gave her to me. I love tat's and piercing's and all that shit, music is a big thing to me I can only play the radio but that's ok. I love my car that I just got it's older but hey it work's. I am currently out on bond for some shit I did last year and waiting on my stupid lawyer to do something. Well if you have any question's are just want to chat hit me up. Central Texas baby holden the 254 down.
I'm In A Mood.
A history mood. =) Hence my mumms. I don’t know I guess I thought once in a while it would be nice to have one where something I liked came into play.
Ensign: When You Go There
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 16 February 2007 Robert Frost's poem "The Death of the Hired Man" comes to mind as I'm writing today's devotional. At one point, he says that home is the place that when you go there they have to take you in. We hear much from the pulpit about heaven being our eternal home, but in the Bible that's not mentioned at all. I looked it up (using a search engine, not page by page -- I'm not that good ;) and found "home" mentioned only fifty-one times throughout the entire Bible. Compare that with "house" which appears 1,562 times. It's easy to say that over time, like many words from the King James Version, the meaning of the word "home" has changed. But has it? Home as a physical location where we dwell (not necessarily with f
I Am Your Friend
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day. I will always be there for you I am your friend. Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can. I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your friend!
What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious58%Eyes full of Pain33%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with
Help Me Out!
go check "Shampoo" rate/add her please for me and make her feel welcome to CT.. it is her first time being here on CT.. thanks!!!
Like I Need A Subject?!
Ya know... sometimes you just need to rant... I really hate CT however... it's a way to get numbers for my shows... honestly... it's bullshit... maybe I'm pmsing but I really don't care... just felt like ranting... and what's with the blasts? this is my first time... yea right!! that's why I've seen you a few times over the last 2 months with different pics and different wording... morons... it's more like... look at me, I'm a slut! C'mon... grow a brain! I'm done now
Bikini Shoot
Vida Guerra Calendar Photoshoot
Whats Your Dirty Little Secret?
The Bait
It wasnt so much the look, it wasnt so much the billions of things she knows. Its the immediate feeling she got when she crossed the line to this place, where she found everything but nothing. A very unusual contraban with a flavor of spice, ingnites the whole hearted segragation of man. Random and instant in so many ways, but grounded and soft under the layers of protection. Pessimistic origins of old bricks layed, shattered in the grasp of a lord that the village had never before seen. Past the time where a lounge was a watering hole, it became the grounds for conspiracy theories and a place to have business meetings. Envy diggin deep into the soul and pain of a being who rages against it with all she has....But it always comes back...FIGHT IT! Infuriated by the times that are passing and pissed at the world for not making it go faster. Just the bait for another episode.
Daring: Just A Little Diddy...
Daring are those who walk beyond the valleys of facade, To dance and frolic, Immersing themselves in the pools of reality
Hey You.
i know your super mad at me, [even though i totally don't think you should be] but avoiding/ignoring me wont solve a thing. im going to stop attemtping to speak to you because ive tried multiple times. its your turn. when you feel like talking, maybe i still will too.
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present... The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River
25 Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew
1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. if its up - put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair...ever. 4. Sometimes we are not thinking about you, live with it. 5. Get rid of your cat. 6. Sunday = Sports 7. Anything you wear is fine...really. 8. Women waring wonder bras and low cut tops loose the rights to complain about guys looking. 9. You have to many shoes. 10. Crying is Blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want, subtle hints don't work. 12. Mark anniversaries on calender. 13. yes, peeing standing up is more difficult then peeing from point blank range....we r bound to miss sometimes. 14. yes and no are perfectly good answers. 15. A headache that last 17 months is a problem, go see a doctor. 16. Don't fake it. we would rather be ineffective then deceived. (this one I'm curious about) 17. Anything we said 6 or 7 months ago is inadmissible in a fight. 18. If u don't dress like Dawson creek girls
what the fuck? some fucking idiot flagged a pic of mine. a head shot in my black and white folder. A FUCKING HEADSHOT?? that is ridiculous, so CT informed me I needed to make the whole folder NSFW and not use those pics as default photos or risk the deleting my account. I don't even have stupid NSFW photos! oh well. so what? I am officially "too sexy" to be considered suitable for any work place? good thing I run my own business. LMAO....... ******today I have a bit of a "hangover" if you would call it that. last night I ended up in a bad place. i won't go into details of what happened, they are mine to keep and any one involved with it knows who they are and what happened and we don't need to share it with the world. into the secret vault with it! major thanks to BB and Jake for keeping me company last night. they are great and deserve better than my stupid complaining about things that "don't matter". and now that I am sober, the error of my ways laid before me, I vaguely rememb
I Have This Itch..
Lost internet on Friday afternoon. Booooo!! I just got it back now on Sunday afternoon! I haven't really needed it til now though. The "certain someone" came down this weekend. We had a good time. It was almost like he never left, but yet I had that satisfying feeling knowing he wasnt staying. I know that sounds bad, but I am not ready for us to live together again ya know? We did the usual things we did while he was living here. We went to a few car dealerships and looked at cars. I almost creamed my pants over 2 old mustangs ( 1 shelby ) and a BEAUTIFUL Charger. Even got to see the smart car up close. Yeah, it doesnt look all that smart. More like an inflated roller skate if ya ask me. We went to the bar last night and after 3 or 4 beers ( yummy home made cream ale) I was good to go. ( Yes, Cat is a cheap Heard a really great band and got to see my friends. Some drunk dude even fell right outta his chair. Yes, good times were had by all.
Ban Pepsi In The New Patriotic Can!!!!
Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either! So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it. HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?
Yes, I know. I promised a story soon. You all responded and helped me immesnsely with my information needs (Hi, Mistress of Wolves! MMMMM, when we get together...) Trouble is, I'm sick. Too sick to sit here in the basement at the computer for extended periods of time and write. So it will have to wait. Forgive me. It will be worth it!
The Darkness Of Light
I sit here in this darkness surrounded by the glowing light. Audible sounds cannot be heard over the beating of my heart. The coldness burns clean through as the closeness falls apart. This silence can’t hold me and my heart begins to fight. Where do I you turn when I am left all alone? When I feel neglected and completely forgotten? I try to swallow but my mouth is as dry as cotton. Why is it so dark? Where is the light that shown? Is there a switch that I’m failing to see? Is there a fault in the wiring deep in the wall? Am I even standing in the right place at all? Or maybe this light doesn’t even belong to me. Whatever end this is heading towards, My heart will always yearn for this light. It can’t be broken and will always fight, The pain that “might be” is so worth the rewards.
What Do U See?
what do you see when u sleep at night? tucked up in bed all snug and tight with fairies dancing with thier gossimer wings visions of unicorns and fantsy things dragons and knights with thier majestic swords Ghangus Khan and his mighty hordes fields of flowers where you lay your head a perfume so sweet and petals of red flying high through the sky on a grand winged horse holding on tight to stay on course these are the things i see at night all alone in my bed till i awake to the light
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This is my first time on cherry tap I was told about this site by a friend of mine. This is a really awesome site!!
Name This Tune
Moon River of course :P
My 2004 Song...not Sure I Agree, Lol
She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D. "Her off beat dance makes me fantasize (Her curves) She's sexy!! Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride (Her ass) She's sexy!!" In 2004 you got your groove on - and had the best time ever. What 2004 Hit Song Are You?
My Taste In Music...
Your Taste in Music: 80's Rock: Highest Influence 90's Alternative: Highest Influence 90's Pop: Highest Influence 90's R&B: Highest Influence 90's Rock: Highest Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
My Diet...or Lack
You Are Corona You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
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What Type Of Boyfriend/girlfriend Are You
Which Type of Boyfriend/Girlfriend Is Right For You? The Artistic and Confident Type!You need a partner who quietly draws the real you out. Your partner must understand that you are very self-satisfied; therefore you might not always be the best communicator. You need someone that loves to have fun, but also has the capability of concentrating on a great classic film. A creative and confident prospective is what you need. Stay far far away from the needy ones!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by
So You Think You Know Everything
Subject: So you think you know everything Scroll Down The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most
Delusions Of Grandeur
Delusions of Grandeur Waiting Dreaming For something that I can believe in Wondering Question Is this world only deceiving – me I can’t see me/ delusions of Grandeur (x3) (Chorus) The questions for which I need answers Keep running around just like rats in my brain Everyone’s pulling and pushing for more of me Can’t take much more of this pain In me/ delusions of Grandeur I can’t see me (x3) Wanting Hoping For something to fall into place Fearing Question Is this world only deceiving—me I can’t see me/Delusions of Grandeur (x3) (chorus) *I can’t see me runs continuously behind chorus Lyrics by Michael W. Smith-lead vocalist for Determination 4/27/2004
~~don't Mess With Birds~~ don't want to get a raptor mad at won't like them when they are angry...
Weird People
Ok, so I go to this swingers site, and I got to talking with this guy. He was really nice, very polite, and then he asked me to be his long term girlfriend. I told him I was married, couldn't leave my husband. So he says I can move into his new five story house and that I would want for nothing. Told him I have a family, a young son. He asks me if 1000 a week in spending money was enough, and I told him it was more than enough but he wasn't going to convince me. He quit talking to me. WTF?
The Zodiacs, I'm Pisces
TAURUS: The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. :-) Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Se
Save You
Listen up and listen close. Ok, so maybe I wasn't clear enough with the words that I chose. Ok, now I'm asking you, I'm begging you, just so everyone knows. I'm daring you to say something original. Give it up and I know words are failing you, but sweety sometimes that's just how it goes. Matching words and matching phrases, count the days because: the battle might be done but the war is well on its way. I know you feel it too. Now I'm watching you dig your hole and it looks more like a grave - it's just a theory (or so I'm told). There will be nobody left here to save you. Ask me how I'm so matter of fact, well the fact of the matter is it's just a matter of tact. Oh there will be nobody left here to save you. Taste the poison on your lips, alright now fill it up, and drink it down - you know it's sealed with a kiss. Oh I know just what you're thinking and you know it wasn't me. Oh I know just what you're thinking and maybe you'll finally see. It's the poison we forget, it's beh
Anna Nicole Niave, Drug Addict Or Both?
Is Anna Nicole a sweet naive texas bred girl that got caught up in hollywoods glitz?. Is she a hardcore sex and drug addicted woman that went overboard?. Was she taken advantage of and secretly drugged by her lawyer/friend/more then friends/live in?. Will the world ever know?. Should we know?. Do we have the right to know?. All I know is here is a woman that gave birth to two children, one now dead, one motherless and caught up in a Jerry Springer type paternity test. To me this is a woman that no one stepped in and said look you have a problem and we are going to get you help. People were entertained by her. They thought of her as just a laugh. Someone that didn't have a clue. What, where and when did her life go wrong?.
A Notice
To my CT girlies on CT who i have been talking to recently and have raised some issues as well. I have done a bit of research on it for you alongside with my stressful life at the moment, but its ok...because to some respective it does affect me as well and may have resulted to losing the love of my life and many other things in my life many people with this digonistics have....but those with a more serious condition than me. Anyways back to the main point, heres the national website; As for the males, feel free to check it out if you wish, perhaps it will help you to understand or even help someone out. Hope that i have helped some of my girlies out there. :) *hugs* Keep me posted on your situation. All my love, Angel
I Had The Flu
but im better now 2 of my kids got it then my hubby then me i'll be on for awile in about 15 minuts if u missed me drop me a line then cause i missed u all hugs and kisses
Tryin To Calm Down
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Ok A Blog On The Men In My Life Pt 1
Woke up this morning with so many thoughts running through my head. Now wondering where they would lead. For one it Lead me to some things that I was blocking about my Homey, Lover, Friend for instance. I was upset that he got married In July when he didn't even tell me until March that he was engaged and in May he bought an House. I was like whoa when did all that happen and I didn't even see it. I was sad and happy all at the same time for him. But was upset when I found out that he married and didn't even invited me. Now one of the questions is should I be upset or not? I don't even know, Well I was. Now what came to my remembrance this morning was the last time we were intimate which was back in 2000 I was doing inventory and he work the night shift at his job. He came by the hotel that the company had us staying at I had worked an 14 hr shift and was dead tired. We did our thang and I fell asleep before he did. I can now remember hearing him say I feel used. So di
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Peace For This Day Pt 3
Well you can imagine with Part 1 & 2 running through my mind. I was feeling quite rough and doubting my faith for a moment and knowing good and well I can't be doing that. Matter of fact I was a Church service last night and the Pastor there gave us one of her newsletters. Guess what the first page I turned to "YOU SAY ......... BUT GOD SAYS !!!" Here I was feeling unloved and she had this passage saying that " YOU SAY THAT NOBODY REALLY LOVES ME" GOD SAYS .... I LOVE YOU. JOHN 3:16 & 13:34 She had a whole page of passages that made me feel a little bit better as i read each one. So i decided to share these thoughts with you guys today. I am really tired now i have been at choir rehearsal for 3 hours with a bunch of teenagers , then i had to come home and fix dinner, feed my mom and my son, plus now i have to wash the dishes my sister couldn't wash it was just too much for her. I wish everyone peace for the rest of this day.
My Dad 2
Well my dad has been home for about a week and is doing good. He should be going back to work soon. He starts his kemo in 5 weeks just to make sure the doctor got all of the cancer.
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I am irritated. Annoyed. Aggravated. Thought you should all be warned...
"the Cop On The Horse" Lol
Cop on a Horse There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike, the cop said, did Santa bring it to you? Yep, the little boy said, he sure did! The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it. To go along with the cop, the little boy said, Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you? Yes, He sure did, said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top. MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
Best Friends
Over me, breathing so slowly. How can you stay so calm? Fireworks go off in my head, as we lay in bed, Yet has a word to be said. It is coming, The end. I am coming. After this, we can never be "just friends". Entwined, Tasting the divine. Ignoring the line. For now. We've known each other, Forever. Always together. Best friends, our love will never end. But this will, This. This which makes me feel oh- oh so good. No, great. I wonder, is this a mistake? It arrives syncronized with the extasy, Pleaure-pain surrounds me. While the regret does hover, emotions boil over. When comes the end of our friendship. Life as lovers begins.
Another Day
hey everyone who reads these things.. btw who does??? not much going on n Georgia .. ssdd.. now it's done raining yeehawwn.. when ya got big dogs thats n side ITSSSSSSSS MESSSYY .. anyways for the ones who havent signed my guest book ( shame on you ) and for the ones who have.. TY MUAHHH!! ... i even got music on my page now ( i know my taste sucks ) but if ya dont like it u can hit the mute button lol.... hump day.. so whos getting lucky cause it sure AINT ME!! damn Lmao... JUST KIDDING.. had too throw that in ya know.. right now im freaking bored out of my mind ( what mind i do have )... its quiet here.. kids are actually watching tv and not fighitng ) shhh LETS NOT say that too loud they may hear me lol...already got dinner layed out.. cube steak and tators.. and sweet tea and for me lemon water sence im outta beer :( OH WELL lifes a bitch but someones gotta swollow haha... welp gonna close i dont wanna bore ya ... so SIGN MY DAMN GUEST BOOK AND SEND ME SOME LUVVVVVVVV!! XOXOX
2 All My Special Friends...
You are so special! Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###
My New Band!! Check Us Out
hey i know it on Myspace... but i can't get the same results here... sorry...
Eye Thingy.
I want to poke you in the eye.... but then I'd have to touch it. And that's just gross.
If'n I Could Be Anywheres..
If I could be anywhere at the moment, I'd be in that chair over there. It has cushions.
So Called Friends...
This shows how much your so called friends pay attention.. I t was my birthday yesterday and only 1 person wished me a Happy Birthday.....Now i dont want to hear Happy Birthday now after I have whinned and bitched about it,but why am I even on here if "My friends" cant even wish me a happy birthday??? :(
Latest Gold Price
For those of us watching the Gold Price Index (GPI) - the "spot" price for 1 Troy oz. of gold! Sat, FEB 28 $671.70 per oz. spot gold price go to for a current spot price ticker For those who want to weigh in and speculate on another historic high - some claim gold will go to 1000 PLUS per Troy Oz! Historically the fed interest rate changes and volatility in currency markets reflect a spike in prices higher than 1980-weigh in here-its free!
Same Old Blogs...blahhh Blahh
Same things, same idea, gets boring. You eat peas every day, and you start feeling like youre pea soup. haha Ive lost my grooove. Where the hell did it go...mmmm....Its not impressive when you sit down to write something and nothing comes to mind. ESPecially when YOU just LOVE to write thats all. Even with all my fragmented poems. haha My ex in the states, says a guy in his barracks wants to get someone to write a story on his life, make a novel. lol I was so jealous, i thought gee, the bigger part of the novel should be my story and it could be one of those ohh u know... he said SHE said novels.. lol Im being typical i know. But in all actuality, it would MAke for an interesting story. Youre asking yourslf, come on, everyone has a story they'd like to tell! What makes his, or hers any more special. I could do it, probably. And it might come out sounding interesting. The thing of it is though, Im never happy or satisfied with anything i put down. i'LL go back, and want to revise ev
One Day
There is a good man That I have come to know One of God's best His kindness always shows Leaving a little wisdom On everything he's touched A heart like his is rare One that loves so much He made me believe In myself, things he sees That I have self worth Finding good in me He touched my heart He is always there When I am crying I know he will care Devoting his life to others For him I will always pray Maybe our paths will cross Waiting for that day
Its My Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi yall i just wanted to say that today is my special day...ITS MY BIRTHDAY!i want to thank everyone for the birthday wishes!
I Try So Hard
i try so hard to be as nice as i am to every one and i get the silent treatment i guess no one like me i put my heart here every time i log in and you all just crushing it to death would any one miss me if i was dead i will never fit in here but i will not leave either i just get rid of some of you thats all and if that happens i will never talk to you ever again i am puting my foot down i will always love all of you that love talking to me that will never change BRENDA
What Is Our Legacy?
There are no finals in life till death, just new adventures ahead. Even after death our legacy lives on. It’s how we live that determines our legacy. Hang with me and trust me when I say the adventures have just begun and our legacy grows. I promise
It Is Thursday
Yes it is. I have been bored. But this morning I was so gone, I had no idea what was going on. Well I have been feeling anxious today! I just don't feel right. I need sun. I thought it was dark out and thought that it was night time. Oh and I got really dizzy sudenly. I hate that feeling.
For All The Troops!
Body: WHAT I WANT: Written by: Toni Maydole I want to tell you "Thank You" I want to tell you I care I want to tell you I'm proud of you That bravery like yours is rare I want to tell you "I Love You" Though I don't know who you are I want to tell you "You're My Hero!" For fighting in this war I don't care about your religion Or care about your race You have a special place in my heart And you could never be replaced You're a true American hero I appreciate all that you do My kids wouldn't be free to live in this world If it hadn't been for you! *Come home safely guys! I love you all! Thanks for protecting us! *Please repost this poem and get it to as many soldiers as you can!!
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``sad Sad Story``
>>> Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense >>> >>> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who >>> has >>> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since >>> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will >>> be >>> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when >>> to >>> come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't >>> always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. >>> >>> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more >>> than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in >>> charge). >>> >>> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but >>> overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy >>> charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended >>> from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for >>> rep
Fucking Drivers
Does it ever bother you that when your driving or ridding with someone they always do something wrong like don't look and go through a stop light well I swear one of these times they will cause and accident I might as well just walk but you don't have to listen me just ask the person who is doing it they will problbable not even no they did.
Never Ask A Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
Would You Remarry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Shit." Previous 10
The Dope Show
Hi all! Going to the eye doctor here in a few! Time for some new contacts and glasses!! Im losing in my contest. I was winning but the other chick just aint giving up. I am outta comments for the day sooooooooooooo if you could give my pic some love? I am about 700 comments behind. I will be home a little later. xoxoxo Heres some manson to get the day goin!
Myspace have opened a myspace dont use it much but here it is
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BOMB THE HELL OUTTA THIS PIC PLEASE! And don't forget to rate it too!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!
My Friday Story
The Happiest Day Of My Life Written by Michael T. Smith It started innocently. Many years ago I worked in an office with large windows facing a busy overpass. I was standing by one of those windows one day when a woman in a passing car looked up and made eye contact. Naturally, I waved. A chuckle escaped my lips as she turned and tried to identify me. It was the beginning of a year of window antics. When things were slow, I would stand in the window and wave at the passengers who looked up. The strange looks made me laugh and stress was washed away. Co-workers began to take an interest. They would stand from view, watch the reactions I received, and laugh along. Late afternoon was the best time - rush hour traffic filled the overpass with cars and transit buses, and providing lots of waving material for the end-of-day routine. It didn't take long to attract a following - a group of commuters who passed the window every day and looked up at the strange waving man. There was
Cold Sweats
welp there goes my sleep for the night.. lol.. wake up freezing cold... i know its 9 pm here and its 60 something out side.. 70 n side and your freezing.. wtf is up with that lol.. so here i am once again boring ya with my blogs haha... u can skip reading this anytime.. just had too vent once again haha.. anyways blah blah i know lol.. plus im waiting on a dvd too get done ripping.. gawd is taken 4ver lol.... ttfn
~~free Market~~
Subject: Free Market Think About This One!!! It is short but very interesting! A car company can move it's factories to Mexico and claim it's a free market. A toy company can out source to a Chinese subcontractor and claim it's a free market. A shoe company can produce its shoes in south east Asia and claim it's a free market. A major bank can incorporate in Bermuda to avoid taxes and claim it's a free market. We can buy HP Printers made in Mexico . We can buy shirts made in Bangladesh . We can purchase almost anything we want from 20 different countries. BUT, heaven help the senior citizens who dare to buy their prescription drugs from a Canadian or Mexican pharmacy. That's called un-American! And you think the pharmaceutical companies don't have a powerful lobby? Think again! Forward this to every person you know over age 50. It is an interesting thought. Maybe this is an issue that should come up in the next election! Forget the 50, send it to everyone. W
My Tattoo Shop Promotion
Feed My Addiction PromotionAdd to My Profile | More Videos So if you come in and get the logo tattooed on ya get another tattoo of equal or lesser value. Also showing off the video I made ;)
He's A Goner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll Remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was Her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to
Bad Gass Hey We All Get It
bad gass we all get it,ever had it really bad after eating taco bell its really stinks,the other day i had it so bad i could have stink out a city lol and some fun things to do in bed cut a big 1 and pull the covers over your wife or girlfriend or when your eating stink your butt up by here so she can smell it,try it she might like it
...u drown not by falling into a river but by staying submerged into it...
Great News
I have finally got my first modeling job after all these years of working towards it. Sunday March 4th I will go to the Go See. Which is where I go to compete against the other models for the job. If I am picked then I will be paid $200 and the job is Monday March 5th. It will take place in Whitehall,Pa. If anyone has done any modeling/hair shows and has any tips or advice please share. I love feedback! :)
Do I Make You Proud
I watched a video for our military, done to a song "Do I Make You Proud". Now I am a mother of 1. He is 13, and I sat back and thought about it. If that was him over there, fighting for me.. putting his life on the line for me.. for what he believes in.. for his country and people he doesnt know.. Would I be proud?? OH HELL YES. As parents we hope that our children make their mark in the world. That what we teach them they take from it something that is important, lifelong. My hat goes off to those parents who send their children off to our military. Wartime or not. The time we spent instilling standards and ethics that they take with them everyday. The hopes that those lessons just didnt go in one ear and out the other.. Here is to you!!!! And to our Military, are we proud of you?? Yes we are in every sense of the word. The media may not give you the credit you deserve, and many may be against you, but for every one that is there are at least 10 that arent. A
Go For It!
Life can be better...........just take your time go for the gusto! You can get what you want out of life if you just set your mind to it and don't let anything or anyone get in your way.
Laying On Saturday
Looking at the wall 8 people are online I love all my friends Do they know who I am? One is my CT mommy One wants a baby One wants cock but not me by myself One is not ready to tell me everything One is with a guy who has 4 kids and 2 failed marriage One thinks her best assest is her ass One is in Florida and calls his girlfriend less than I call her One enjoys fucking with my mind and guys 14 years younger than her One believes he is a brother but he uses material and anger to overshadow his insecurites One is in his room right now wondering why they are all too busy I sit alone in my room ~Timmy~
I Apologize Women
i deeply aplogize ladies 4 saying slut or any other kind of offensive words. please 4give me. i know i have 2 learn how 2 treat women wit more respect.
Sundays Joke Lol
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom, pulled Jim out and brought him to his room. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, the director ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis. By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you displayed a sound mind. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead. Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go ho
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His First Time
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?" The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!" The bartender congradulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house." The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
What Kind Of Guys I Like
Yesterday I noticed something I like alot of guys. I like guys with long hair, or short hair. White, Asian, Black, Mexican the list goes on and on. Then I looked at the guys I dated 1.Michael (god knows how you say his last name) he came all the way from japan for a fighting competeion. I had happen to be selling candy. He bought some and then..we dated haha. (1 year and 3 days) 2.Danielo- He had a really heavy spanish accent it was really cute though. I loved the fact he could skate, he should have went pro damn it!(6 months) 3.Michael(I can't remember his last name) My ex from germany, got me into edguy and blind guardian A bunch of good power metal bands( 5 months and 28 days he had to leave to germany) 4.Devon Smith- straight from the heart of NY, He was the tallest and darkest of all of them. He was just a giant teddy bear. When I say giant I mean GIANNNTTT (5 months he died before we could make it to 6) 5. James Hawk aka "LoudThunder" - taught me a bit about my
Dark Witches Lament
Dark Witches Lament Dark and seductive wiccan am i Standing watching taunting thee nigh Feel my pressence as i reel you in Smell dark red the blood and my sin Covered in flesh from the victims ive torn Ripped and slashed for their loved ones to mourn Sorrow as the funeral march goes Slowly narrow streets all are closed Taste what i have tasted tonight Feel the terror run from me fight Thriving on your pain and your fear You can sense me knowing im near I am the nightmare from books that are old Forbidden to speak my name thats so old Screeching you hear me ride after my prey Ne'er bare they testimony of this day Once i was weakened but now i am strong Waiting patiently for this day for so long Wiccan devil i hear them all shout Let me hear them scream when their throats are ripped out I show no mercy to the victims i chose Lost men like children poor seduced fools the darkest sleek king they call But this dark witch king shall
I Want To Merge Into Your Softness
I want to merge into your softness Toes curling Mouths covering Soul crying Skin indulging Air strangling Muscles pulsating heat Nerves prickling needles Bones icy cores Pulsating tingling freezing Down my spine A sensation most sweet A moment most intimate I want to become you I want to merge into your softness
Try This
I just found out about this chat window today. When u want to sign on to any webpage put in front of it like this Then a Gabbly chat window appears you can talk with anyone who has done the same. So try it I am on here now by myself. Well Just wanted to share that with everyone since sometimes the shoutbox acts up we can all chat via this chat box. Lucinda
My World
My world is a whole lot better Because of friends like you, Who give real joy and pleasure By the nice things that you do!
*hold For Applause*
Reason to celebrate. A blog! We're going to discuss Ville Valo of HIM today boys and girls! Ville Valo (pronounced Vee-Lah Vay Low) is the front man, of obviously, HIM. (His infernal Majesty) He is engaged to be married to no one less spectacular than Jonna Nygren. Prounounced, (Joan-Na Knee Grin). She is a model, slash talk show host in Helsinki, Finland. Where they are both from. HIM makes pretty good fucking music...I can say I'm a fan of most their songs, aside from: Enjoy the Silence cover. But that's because Depeche Mode's was way better. Another big fan of HIM is Brandon Cole Margera, (most you sheep know him as BAM Margera) Anywho, Bam and Ville are now friends. How beautiful. If I could make friends with people I thought kicked ass, that'd be too rich.
$100 For The Happy Hour?
are they for real? I can't believe people are actually dishing out money for this. I can't believe it really costs $100...but I guess people are stupid enough to waste their money on something so worthless. I can't believe they can jump from the prices of the blasts to $100 for ONE HOUR either. I keep thinking it's just a typo...guess not.
What It Means To Love A Soldier
Sorry this is long but it is SO worth it. This represents my life! What it means to love a soldier! She stands in line at the post office waiting to send a package to her husband, a US Army soldier serving in Iraq. Envelopes, pens, paper, stamps, sunscreen eye drops, baby wipes, and Twizzlers. He said he needed the sunscreen and baby wipes. She threw in the Twizzlers. There's a common bond at the post office in this military town. People aren't just sending letters and packages; they are sending smiles, hope, love, and just a touch of home. People look around at the others, sharing their concern, fear and pride. They take comfort in knowing they are not alone. Passing through the gate leaving the Army post, she enters another world. A world filled with pawnshops, surplus stores, barbershops, fast food galore, and, of course, "Loans, Loans, Loans". This is a life that includes grocery store shopping at a place called the Commissary. A life that has her venturing to the
Him, Depeche Mode Cover.
1988, in Finland. A band decided to do Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" (Above) It isn't as good as the original, but rarely are covers as better than originals. But I have to hand it to HIM, they did an alright job. Below is the original version of Enjoy the SIlence.
Moms Need Eyes In Back Of Thier Heads
Its hell getting old Hank an 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Hank, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Hank replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off. " WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Hank's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Hank is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light goes off? "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator again!
Frozen Tidal Wave
Butt Prints In The Sand
One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of the Goddess they were, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, and I asked Her, "What have we here? These prints are large and round and neat, But much too big to be from feet." "My child," She said in somber tones, "For miles I carried you alone. I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait." "You would not learn, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know, So I got tired, I got fed up, And there I dropped you on your butt. "Because in life, there comes a time When one must fight, and one must climb, When one must rise and take a stand, Or leave their butt prints in the sand." Author Unknown
Confessing Or Braggin?
A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times." The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession." The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish." "So why are you telling me?" asked the prist. The man says, "I'm telling everybody
Isn't It Funny
I guess sometimes we want something so bad we will tell ourselves that what we feel is something it isn't. We get so made at others for lying to us when we do it almost everyday. It is how some of us con ourselves in to getting out of bed. It is how we deal with the cruelty and loneliness of the world.
Leche Agria
--Voy al baño –anuncia Silvana escabulléndose hacia la puerta. --¡Otra vez el mentado baño! ¿A qué vas? –exclama Luis enfurecido, cubriendo su desnudez con las sábanas. --No tardo, te lo prometo –replica con una voz apenas audible. Al salir de la recámara, Silvana se dirige silenciosa hacia la cocina. En el camino emite unos discretos chiflidos a modo de llamado, cuidando que el marido no la escuche. Casimiro se despereza en el sillón y solícito acude a su dueña. Los ojos verdes y alargados del felino chispean al ver el litro de leche que ella porta entre las manos. Silenciosos, ambos se encaminan hacia el baño. Ella lo acaricia y lo besa varias veces. El gato ronronea. Bajo la mirada atenta de esos ojos verdes, Silvana se desprende del camisón con movimientos lentos. El gato la observa. Ella se recuesta sobre el tapete, toma el litro de leche y deja caer un chorrito entre los pechos. Casimiro se acerca. Una inmensa lengua purpúrea se desdobla de la boca del animal. Al perc
El Diablo En El Infierno.
EL DIABLO EN EL INFIERNO. Cuento de el Decamerón. Bocaccio ¿No han oído decir nunca, amables damas, cómo se mete al diablo en el infierno? Pues bien, se los voy a enseñar sin apartarme mucho del tema al que todos se han referido hoy. Este relato les indicará los medios que hay para salvar el alma, y les hará ver al mismo tiempo que si el amor frecuenta más palacios y las ricas viviendas, no deja, sin embargo, de hacer sentir su poderío en los bosques más espesos, en las cimas de las montañas y en las cuevas más desiertas. De donde puede concluirse que todo el universo le pertenece. Pero vengamos al hecho. En la ciudad de Capra, en Berbería, vivía un hombre extremadamente rico, que tenía, entre otros hijos, una hermosa muchacha llamada Alibech. No era cristiana,pero como oía constantemente a los cristianos establecidos allí hacer el elogio de su religión y del culto a Dios, preguntó cierto día a uno de ellos cuál era la mejor manera de servir a Dios. La persona a quien s
Arsenic For The Girls And Boys.
That my myspace name. Haha. Okkkk, completely irrelevant. Video. As always. If yo see anything I've written it has a video attached. Unless its a lyric Ive written and I dont know how comfortable I am putting my stuff on here. This man is amazing, despite his lack of ability to stop drinking, and the fact he drove Amy lee to leave him. At least, I hope thats how it went. I'm not quiet sure. You know, this is just a theory. "Call me when your Sober" sort of just falls into his drinking issues. Any one know if they are in fact, split? That's terrible. The work they did together was amazing, I'm obviously a fan. Here is "Fine Again" by Seether. I really like the message, and what they are trying to tell us here. Enjoy Girls and Boys.
Things That Make U Say Dam
Perfect Man, A Perfect Woman Or Perfect Marriage?
What is Perfect? Even God himself could not create the perfect man or woman or relationship. There is a flaw in human nature, unlike the animal kingdom men and women indulge in sex for pleasure. Love however does have a big role to play in it but it’s different for men and women. There is a saying “Men offer love to gain sex, a women offers sex to gain love.” If Adam and Eve couldn’t make a go at it with a perfect world set before them, then how are we in this time and age expected to do so. Now I’m not going to knock the ones who have found who they feel is there perfect match, more power to them but I know from just common sense and looking at relationships all around that people need more to life that what they are getting. For the most part “Love” is short lived, 6 months? 7 Years? 50 years? Who knows? Even my parents who have been married for 50+ years were married before they met each other. However, the lust and the desire to feel wanted and needed in a special way, will al
Golfing In Bad Weather
Every Saturday morning an avid golfer gets up early to catch his morning tee time and spend the better part of his day playing golf. One Saturday morning, as is his schedule, he gets up early, eats a quick breakfast and heads out to the course. The weather is terrible; there’s a torrential downpour with snow mixing in and a 50 mph wind. Defeated, he packs it in early and decides to return home, deciding he can go back out later if the weather improves. He comes back into the house and turns on the TV to the weather channel, which informs him it’s only going to get worse. He puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses, then slips back into bed with his wife. “The weather out there is terrible,” he whispers. “Yeah,” she replies, “can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?”
Being A Military Wife
Being a Military Wife The average age of the military wife is in her 20's. She is barely old enough to buy a beer, but is old enough to manage a whole household on her own and maybe she has a kid or two. She probably never saw herself loving a man who was in the military, but she loves him regardless. Her penmanship has improved over the last few months, due to the excessive letter writing she has been doing. She cries alot,because she misses the man she swore to love. Her life isn't complete without him. She looks very tired, because of her many nights without sleep, due to a late night phone call that never came or a call that came and kept her up all night, just because she heard his voice, she is too overjoyed to sleep. As a wife, she is classified as a dependent, but she is totally independent. She tends to her household, her kids, her school work, and her job, all without her husband. She manages to wear a smile, even though inside shes crying. She understands that the
Sexual Harassment Lol
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget."
I Just Gotta Blog
I need to vent and considering I cant vent to my kids, I am gonna do it here while I have the chance. Work is becoming more and more sucky every day. The job I love is slowly becoming the job I hate. Thanks to politics and bad business practices. I did manage to get someone fired, and that pleased me. See, My daughter told me one of the teachers was hitting kids. She never hit MY kid, but kids in general. WELL!!! I dont stand for that so I spoke up. I kept on speaking until something was done about it. I sang it from the fucking hilltops. NO ONE lays a hand on these kids and gets away with it as long as I am around. I am none too pleased with the way the Academy handled it, but the outcome pleased me. I have no life due to work and the kids. This is really beginning to get to me. There are times when I want to go out and have fun. No, I stay home and clean the house, or mumm til I give myself a headache. Exciting eh? I have NO IDEA what is going on with my love life. He use
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you
Hey Everyone...
Hey, James is in an ID contest and I was wondering if you guys could maybe help him out? Just need to rate him really. It'd really help him out if you could. Please and thank you.
This Should Start Your Day Off.
Oxymoron's.... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work
And Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Because Of You
I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did You fell so hard I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust Not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh Every day of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side So I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust Not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I he
Something I Just Put Together
I thought of her today…Her sweet kiss, a deep gaze from her soulful eyes, her soft hand upon my face. I kept thinking about how much I await her lips on mine. Her deep passionate kiss. Feeling her body’s silky skin close to my body. I want to kiss her. Want to feel her so deep. Have her take my hand and I will show her the flame burning secretes, burning wishes. The moments we have shared from a distance will pale in comparison to the ones we shall experience when we are joined. I know that just the mere sight of you will make my heart rate quicken. Thinking of all the things that could and could never happen brings my blood to a boil. Embracing you for the first time in longer then one can remember will be the fist step in many that I shall keep within my mind while I am away. While holding you my hands will slide from the mid point in your back down to your hips and then your ass while I look at you with a bit of a seductive grin. Leaning my head in towards your lips then moving
Whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Some Favourite Quotes
Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man One owes respect to the living. To the dead one owes only truth The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind Love me for my mind not my body, play with my body not my mind Give a man a fish, and it'll feed him for a day. Give a man religion and he'll starve to death praying for a fish You do not have a soul, you are a soul, you have a body One has to pay dearly for immortality; one has to die several times while one is still alive Between two evils… always pick the one you’ve never tried before Lead me not into temptation......I can find it myself No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real. I trust fast poison The stars to wink out And you, my love--and you ''Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. If you don’t start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over hee
March Legs Contest!!
I will be conducting a SEXIEST LEGS CONTEST for March. All those interested in participating, please msg me with which pic in your profile is the best for me to rip and post in the folder for the contest..if you need to take a pic of legs do so and you can email it to me and ill post it that way...just hit me up and ill give you my email address...GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!! THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN!!!
The Unforgotten Night
hypnotized by the shadows blinded by light confusion just surrounds me the unforgotten night as reality floats away my nightmare comes alive abandoned, is the only thought inside and as we all just drift away the haunting of my past comes out to play clawing at my open wounds never able to close the consistent scars bleeding dry i reach for your hand seeming so distant feeling your tight grip already taking me away
I Wish You Enough
I WISH YOU ENOUGH Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure and were standing near the security gate. They hugged and the mother said I love you and I wish you enough." The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom." They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". "Forgive me for asking but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral." When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, "I wish you enough. May I ask what that means?". She began to smile. "
Half A Song
Hurt to a point that I can't breathe I didn't think you'd be the one to leave But you've gone and left a rift And you're only half of what I believed. There was stars at the sound of your voice Now this silence makes such horrible noise this new hell is crippling me What you've done will become your worst choice. (All my lyrics are rough copies. I'm such a perfectionist that probably only two or three lines of each poem will make it to the song.)
My End Thoughts Of The Day...
I think some people only add me to see my NSFW pics.That is stupid and I think I'm gonna take them down. I think some people rate and comment almost every one of my pics because they think I'm gonna do it back.I'm not gonna. I wish people were honestly honest.I know that is never gonna happen. I think people underrated the movie Clerks 2.Cuz I seriously thought it was the bomb. I also think I was wrong about the new Evanescense album, its not that bad.I said it was sucky without actually listening to it.. and while it is trendy and not original at all in the way it needs to be for me to love it.. I do actually like one song. Also, I realized that I despise seeing the word "hunnie" used in reference to me.Some may think that is cute, I do not.
4 A.m.
Yup that's what time it is here. Can't slep so I thought I would pop on here and check out the people who inhabit this place. What else is there to do at this time of the morning? Go to wal-mart and get my shopping done I suppose naaah. That can be done later. LOL well, off to do some other things that need to be done. LOVE YA'LL
A First Time...
two bodies laying side by side coming together for the first time passionate kisses featherlight touches an exploration of each other every inch taken in kisses that dont stop a slow undressing a breathing laboured desire rising tongues entwining a fire that wont stop a final kiss before a slow joining nails raking across skin leaving tiny little marks the rhythm of movement quickened an intense sensation a small satisfied smile a first time done.
Not Feeling It At All
I totally do not like the new set up for the cherrytap site. It looks weird. I miss the old one way better. I know they are tryin to make it lookin more bar like but its ugly *cries*.
The Sweet Smell Of Lavender...
Judgemental People
I have been very busy working and trying to learn what the Wal-Mart culture is. However, I have give a lot of thought about many of the people who come to Wal-Mart to shop. Now I am going to sound judgemental here and I guess a bit hypocritical, but here I go just the same. So often I have been approached by people shopping for new tires, or an oil change and other little things we do in the auto department of Wal*Mart like I am a complete idiot. Now I must admit like all I have my bad days, how dare we judge people's intelligence or abilities by where they work. After all I am sure many of them that think I am stupid have not begun to approach the number of college hours I have acquired. Over 247, but I was not too smart there I have a salad variety of hours. Now I have more hours to most doctorial degreed people, but they were taken to improve me on job performance as I worked in different areas. I have an associates in Science and another in Applied Sciences, and a Bac
Top Twenty Not Quite Blockbuster Movies
I really enjoy movies. I also tend to like movies that most other people find silly. So I want to find some more movies to check out or rediscover some old favorites. Please post your Top 20 favorite Movies that will never win an Oscar or a lifetime achievement award. These should be movies that you enjoyed that were just fun. No movies for the ages. Just your dirty little secrets. I don't mean to imply that these are "B" movies, in fact most of mine were made as A movies, just ones that are fun rather than deep and meaningful. My Top 20 in no particular order: 20. WarGames 19. Hackers 18. Road House 17. Van Wilder 16. Real Genius 15. Better off Dead 14. Ski School 13. A Knight's Tale 12. 10 things I hate about you 11. Varsity Blues 10. Total Recall 9. Mr Destiny 8. Kindergarden Cop 7. Poison Ivy II 6. Rising Sun 5. Strictly Business 4. Sugar Hill 3. High Fidelity 2. Grosse Point Blank 1. Reality Bites
THE LOVE A LIFE CAN SHOW The Love a Life can show below is but a filament, I know, Of that diviner thing That faints upon the face of noon- And smites the tinder in the sun- And hinders Gabriel's Wing- "Tis this-in music-hints and sways- And far abroad on Summer days- Distils uncertain pain- "tis this enamors in the East- And tints the transit in the West With harrowing Iodine- "tis this-invites-appalls-endows- Flits-glimmers-proves-dissolves- Returns-suggests-convicts-enchants- Then-flings in paradise-
Comparisons/ Dedicated To Our Soldiers
When the alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
Missing Friend
this is a very good friend of mine her name is rachel mercado she went missing a little over a week ago shes rainbow family and and traveler her husband is worried sick about her if everyone could post this bulletin after recieveing it that would be greatly appreciated Name: Rachel Mercado Height: 5'4" Weight: 120lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Tattoos: Tribal moon on her waist Rachel was last seen on Feb. 18 2007 at approx. 9:00am Her family is very worried and needs to hear from her to know that she is ok and that she is safe If you have any INFO please contact Bob Nace at 1(717 ) 846 3424 or Email her husband at or Ian Solarski at or the Blythe police deptartment (Officer Cornwell) 1(760)922 6111 Please again repost this ask all your frieds to post this help spread this accross the country and help us find her thank you Ian James Solarski
Ok, Ok, I Get It.
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Open My Heart Current mood: indescribable Open my heart and what will you find? Scars upon scars, some the killing kind Some are old and some are new Some still sting and some bleed through I know they are here but you might not They're deep down inside and hurt a lot I often wonder how it might feel to be free To not have these wounds reminding me The darkness the pain, gosh I'm so sick of it But then who would I be if they didn't exist? I can't get the darkness out of my sight It blinds me, it finds me, just doesn't seem right Imagine looking into a mirror without fear Imagine a day that I don't shed one tear I feel too much, perhaps this is my curse I hang on too long I don't know which is worse Open my heart and what do you see? Scars upon scars but they all define me ~~Samantha~~
To Be Cont....
as you start to moan i will take you out of me and lean down to bite your nipple as you wince i bite the other still tied, you will start to get frustrated and try to break free... our bodies still heated, i decide to untie you and let u devour every inch of my flesh you pick me up and throw me back down my breasts begging for your kisses u decide that u are going to play your own little game and return the favour, tying me to the bed, you place a blindfold over my eyes, which really gets me going.. i gave you cold pain and you want to do the same to me, so place the ice on my nipples which go hard on impact, then you place my nipples in your mouth sucking greedily and biting hard.. your trail your mouth down and stick the ice there favourite spot licking and teasing me back as punishment for not letting you touch.. i arch my back so you can get deeper into me, moaning softly that i need you inside me now.. still blinfolded you wrap my legs over your shoulders an
Bumblebess In My Head
and other shit.LOL.My fish is blue and michael has big nutz.If you dont like me you can suck my lol thats right bitches my cunt.I can be really sweet or I can be a bitch.Who really likes me how the hell should I know I dont even have a damn crush so i say fuxk it.LOL Ok Im going to bed dang it.
~~for Women Only-pvt Parts~~
This was funny. Poor woman. Many of you with daughters might be able to relate. The Washcloth.............. Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been re-scheduled for that morning at 9:30 a m . I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
Warped & Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted
oh yes. its thundering like a mother fucker. love it. and cant wait until this shit happens all the time. mmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmm. oh yeah. did i mention i haTe people? hmm. jsut checking. fucking liars.
Killing Me Softy
Stromin my pain with his fingers Singin my life with his words Killing me softly with his song x2 Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song Yea yea yea do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style, And so I came to see him and listen for a while And there he was this young boy Stranger to my eyes Chorus: Stromin my pain with his fingers (one time, one time) Singin my life with his words (two times, two times) Killing me softly with his song x2 Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song I felt all flushed with fever Embarrased by the crowd, I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud, I pray that he would finish But he just kept right on Repeat chorus Wooooooaaaa ohhhhhhhhhh laaaa la la la la la la ohhh la laaa woaaa laa Aaaalaaaaaa

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