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The .45 Gap (not Acp) Cartridge.
Many people do not see the point to this round. It is the same diameter as the .45 ACP, yet overall loaded length (OAL) is a bit shorter than even the 9mm. This case was designed to fit a bigbore DIAMETER cartridge into a 9mm grip frame. What this does NOT do is give a HUGE capacity of the .45 caliber round. Using modern propellants, the .45 GAP is capable of nearly identical velocities for the same bullet weight up to 200 grains (185 and 200 being most popular, with 165 being next). It does operate at higher pressures, but ends up achieving the same result with a bit more recoil. For comparison, the standard .45 ACP load runs at 21,000 psi, where the .45 GAP is rated at 23,000 and get nearly identical results. The .40 S&W (the previous attempt to get a small "bigbore" round) is rated at 35,000 to get similar results to the .45 caliber. Which do you think will kick the most? I have held both the G22 (.40) and G21 (.45ACP) full size glocks, and I *MUCH* prefer the grip on the
My Elf Name...lmfao
Your Elf Name Is... Candy Twinkle Wink What's Your Elf Name?
Damn I Love These
You Are an Orange Rose You represent desire and enthusiasm Your vibe: Sexy yet familiar Falling in love with you: happens instantly - it's a fast ride What Color Rose Are You?
hearts i heard the saying you broke my heart a thousand times today and i reflected what is this . it only takes one time . you did it well , left me alone cold and in the dark . left with hands tainted and scarred .my heart barely able to beat i hurt even so , not for what could of been but for what now i see never was you fooled me , lied and lied i stood there like a fool ,blind and smiling , im not smiling now . my mind is shattered like a mirror of our past life . i loathe meeting with you now all i feel is a cold sadness. you broke me , made me feel it was me i couldnt trust what wasnt there a human heart with love im not wrong you are . you ruined me , for a while . but alas i will rise again from this darkness from this pain a new person stronger less giving . id say i hate you but even that is good enough for you now . broken heart , broken vows , broken lives of my crying children . who have you become , where are
I Dont Get It Guys
I don't know how some people gets soooo many points sooooooo quickly?!? I have been on here a few months and i'm only at level 3! I am online about 2 hours a day and spend about 30 minutes (sometimes a little more sometimes a little less) on this site. GRR...i guess i'll never understand.
Apartment For Rent
A Businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately retur
Happily Sadly Alone
I love Church I live for Sundays and going to church...My whole world would come crashing down if it wasn't for Church i do believe. Problem is besides my Cousin/Friend Debbie I have noone to talk too about the wonderful things that has been happening to me and For me. ALL the blessings and Prayers that continually gets answered. Its an AWESOME feeling. So While, I have NEVER before been so close to God. I long for my friends and want to be with them... A few does drugs and heavy drinking and i just can't put myself in that situation anymore because im so scared i will Give in to Temptation. I just feel really disconnected from everyone and I feel like i'm trying to reach out and spend time with my friends (w/out drinking, drugs and such) and They just aren't there. I am also longing for companionship. I have been writing a friend of mine thats in jail named Joey but I dont know where that will lead. Because im very leary about being used and with him in jail Its reall
Rofl. Great!
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Never Thought
I thought you loved me. I thought you cared. And now my life doesn't seem all that fair. I slowly start to fade away. Because of you, putting me through this agony and pain. I never thought it would end this way. Why did you have to go and kill me for. You watch my lack of breath as I hit the floor. Its all because of that girl. She promised you the world. If you would just get rid of me. And now she has you. While I lay here in a dying rage and bleed. ©Sorrow
I’m here alone. To cry on my own. And the only shoulder I have. Is my reflection in the mirror. It shares my pain and all my tears. And everything else. Down to my biggest fears. I listen to my music. And it helps to ease the pain. The soft tone of her voice. Slows down the anger inside. Calms me down, from hitting things. And I just let out the cries. Hopefully one day. I will wake from this dream. In all hopes everything will be ok. ©Sorrow
Foreplay For Men
Foreplay for Men Question: What can I do to turn on my boyfriend? What kind of foreplay do men like? --iVillager "S" Answer: Usually it's the men who are screaming, "Tell me how to get her going!" It's nice to see a woman asking this question for a change. Good for you for asking! Often a man is stimulated sexually by what he sees -- men tend to respond to visuals, while women tend to respond more to what they hear and feel. That said, some men do need to be touched or cajoled into action more directly. The first and basic rule is to ask. Ask him what he likes, needs and wants as a turn-on. Try doing this at a quiet, intimate time (but not necessarily in the bedroom). For example, you might initiate a discussion over coffee about what each of you finds to be a turn-on. If your man needs to be touched, then any form of gentle, careful and caring caressing of his genitals, and even his nipples, should do the trick. You can do this with your hands, of course, but you can also u
How Can I Help My Guy Improve His Oral-sex Technique?
How can I help my guy improve his oral-sex technique? Question: I love receiving oral sex, but my guy isn't very good at it. What can I do to improve his skills without hurting his feelings? Answer: The only way to have a truly satisfying sex life is to let your guy know what does -- and doesn't -- turn you on. And, despite your fear of hurting his feelings, most men appreciate in-the-sack advice because knowing they're getting you off gets them off, too. So ask for what you want. That doesn't mean flat-out telling him that his oral techniques, well, suck. But, next time he's giving you some below-the-belt TLC, say something like, "It would feel so good if you'd lick me a little harder," or faster, or whatever the case may be. Or, you could suggest playing a sexy game of follow-the-leader. The rules: First, you go down on him using the kinds of tongue movements you'd like him to use on you. Then, when it's his turn, ask him to pleasure you the same way. You can also teach
Dont Forget To Vote
WolfEagle1499's Fall Photo Contest Current Standings Remember you still have till Friday November 17th Midnight EST, to Vote. The Winner will be detirmed by the TOTAL NUMBER of Ratings, not the Value!!!!! So Feel free to leave any & all Comments, I'm sure they will enjoy them. Please don't forget to visit their Home Page too My next Photo Contest will be on WaterFalls *As per the MUMM Vote*. I will start taking pictures on Monday November 20th. So I don't have the same problem finding your entry -- PLEASE LABEL YOUR MESSAGE PHOTO CONTEST, Thanks. Now here are the Contestants and their current votes and points needed for their next CherryTap Level. Please come and check them out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submited by: crazydave Current Votes: 51 Submited by: Dork Fish Current Votes: 49 Submited by: xoBiigBiitchxo Current Votes: 44 Submited by: Fire Is Happily Marrie
Unloved (a Poem By Me Shortly After Me And Hubby Broke Up)
UNLOVED Like an unborn fetus who can't wait to be loved and held who feels pain, pain of knowing that the moment will never be true. like a lifeless fetus dying away knowing that the one you thought you loved gave you up. As you left me alone, I felt like that fetus. I want to live! I yearn for life! but without you, I just can't take this Strife. I'm like a dead bloody fetus rotting away in a stinch filled plastic bag with no ventialition, no life, no future. I have nothing-- I no longer exisit! Thats it! The END!
A Zoo Story
A small Arkansas Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The female gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. “First," he said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips
It's Lent
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent." In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?
Bush Screws America
Days Go By
Dont you hate it whenever you feel like ur all alone, but in fact there are so many people that care about you? Ive felt this way for awhile. I dont want ya'll to think i need ur sympathy, because i a strong person, and ive gone through more shit then you could imagine. *lately my mom has been acting different. I think her new husband is slowing changing her. She doesnt really involve any of us kids in anything anymore. Its like her husband is the only one that matters. I cant stand it, because we use to be so close and i could always tell her anything...and now, she gets on my case about everything. *i dont like her husband..he creeps me out.. i always feel like he is watching me..and i feel so uneasy.... *geez, i cant wait to get away from here. ...
It's Been A While
Hey you guys and gals! It's been a while since i have been on here. I have just been preoccupied. Both of my grandmothers had a stroke last wednesday, my step-grandmother is fine but my real grandmother is not doing so well they are both in the nursing home where I work so I can see them everyday! Steve has come home he says just for the holidays so it won't be so bad on us. We'll see if he stays or if he goes. Well I am gonna jump off here for now I will come back when I have more time to stay I just got off work and stopped by my mom's to get the boys and now I am going home. See you all later! Bye
Love Me
Love me in the Springtime, when all is green and new, Love me in the Summer, when the sky is oh so blue, Love me in the Autumn, when the leaves are turning brown, Love me in the Winter, when the snow is falling down. Love me when I'm happy, and even when I'm sad, Love me when I'm good, or when I'm oh so bad, Love me when I'm pretty, or if my face is plain, Love me when I'm feeling good, or when I'm feeling pain. Love me always darlin', in the rain or shining sun, Love me always darlin', after all is said and done, Love me always darlin', until all our life is through, Love me always darlin', for I'll be lovin' you!
I Love You
I Love you It’s hard to say the words To tell you the truth It’s hard to say what You want to hear It’s hard to express Just what Just how I feel It’s hard to say Those three simple words It’s hard to let my self Feel, just what I feel again It’s hard to love When love can be so blind It’s hard to be right When things thing’s are oh so wrong It’s hard because all I Want to say is All I need to say is I LOVE YOU
So friday night me and eric went on a double date with his brother and his girlfriend. We decided to go bowling near us in mount vernon to the thunder alley. We were placed right next to these punk ass teenagers that were being total jerks so we complained a couple times and when they became so disrespectful and annoying we decided we were going to leave, so the bowling alley gave us four free games of bowling plus our 30 dollars back! it was awesome and the teenagers got kicked out for 2 weeks besides costing the bowling alley like 70 bucks. So we got to go bowling for free it was great other than the little punks being rude and talking shit after we complained. Next time we are going to midnight bowling to win money and you have to be 18 and over not little punks kids allowed. YaY!
Do you remember sitting in a chat room, watching people chat, or even chatting yourself? Do you remember receiving so many forwards that your mailbox was ready to explode? How about receiving an e-mail from someone just searching for a friend. Did you wonder who these people might be that are behind the keyboard? Online we meet new people from all around the world. Some we chat with just once and then we go on. Others we chat with time and time again, and a friendship is made. Others become our e-mail buddies, and we look forward to their e-mails each day, but have you ever really wondered who was really behind the keyboard? So often we meet a friend in chat we stay up all night chatting, sometimes we laugh so hard we cannot type, other times we cry and our keyboards are stained from tears. We chat about our lives and help solve each others' problems, we lend a shoulder if we can. Did you ever think to yourself, who is really behind that keyboard? Di
Tribute To Bettis
To All My Beautiful Friends
good morning and i hope yall have a great morning and ill be thinking of you
Queen Of Damned
I Ask Of You
HOW does one fix a hangover. Its funy i ask myself the same question every weekend.
Even More Liffle Mark
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called! on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little MARK. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f#*k&*g beautiful!'"
Need More Contestants!
Need more contestants! Keep sending submissions till tomorrow, voting will end friday..Btw new voting rule, only 1 rating and comment per person per day or I will not count them!!! comments 2 points ratings 1 point!! Send me a link or e-mail them to
Im Done
i received a phone call last night from my ex. informing me he was expecting half my family allowance for support for ryan who he has living with him. after i informed him that it was mine to keep til the government got the paper work straightened out on it. i told him they would then tell me i was over paid and and fix the account. well this sent him into a whirl wind of hate. if i were to give it to him now all that would mean is that when it was all said and done he would get the money twice because i know he would never reemburse me he turned very hateful at me. he informed me he was going out west and taking my child with him. i guess he doesnt know the meaning of dont piss a mother off. the threats he made against me blew me away. i am still in shock. he wont allow ryan to come here...the things i have at his house the my deceased sister gave me he will no longer let me have...hes told me i can have brandon until which time i have a man come into my home..then he will come
I suspect that I am some sort of pond scum. You know, the kind that doesn't feel anything or express any emotion or have any sense of right or wrong. A humorless, stinky, floating mass of goo on the surface of one of those giant pools of raw sewage that you find at the water treatment plant or just off the Jersey shore.
Fuckin Sick And Tired...
I want you to know that I´m happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby I´m sure she´d make a really excellent mother ´Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn´t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you´d hold me Until you died, ´till you die But you´re still alive And I´m here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It´s not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I´m not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when you fuck her ´Cause the love that you gave that we ma
My head is huge. I'm just sayin'.
Whats Your Gift
You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.You have the Gift of Wisdom81%You have the Gift of Empathy75%You have the Gift of Discernment69%You sadly do not recognize your gift yet50%You have the Gift of a Seer38%You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision38%What is your gift?(PICS)created with
How True
Speech by Thomas Friedman in New York Times.... "When we were young kids growing up in America, we were told to eat our vegetables at dinner and not leave them. Mothers said, think of the starving children in India and finish the dinner.' And now I tell my children: 'Finish your homework. Think of the children in India who would make you starve, if you don't.'"
Come To Me
[Nicole (Diddy)] It's Bad Boy bitch Do it do it do it do it Do it do it do it do it (It feels good to be back, I missed ya) Relax your mind, let's the concepts be free And I roll with the sounds of BPE Do it do it do it do it Do it do it do it do it (You know what time it is) (Report to the dance floor) It's bad boy bitch (Talk to 'em) [Nicole] See you laughing with one of my eye Leanin on the wall lookin fly I want you to come be with me You're the only one I wanna talk to But I don't wanna rush [Chorus - Nicole] I'm here when will you make your move? I see you, I am me, I want cha, why don't cha Come to me, I can be, what you need, uh baby I'm standin, been waitin, I'm yearnin, I'm burnin Come to know me, come and get to know me Come to show me, that you wanna know me [Diddy] You know who it is, I'm back in the building Security strapped, still stackin a million It's doubt with the stallion, somethin' Italian Or maybe P
Invisable Man
Oh, oh, oh, yeah You can hardly wait to tell all your friends How his kisses taste sweet like wine And how he always makes your heart skip a beat Everytime he walks by And if you're feeling down He'll pick you up He'll hold you close when you're making love He's everything you been dreaming of, oh baby I wish you'd look at me that way Your beautiful eyes looking deep into mine Telling me more than any words could say But you don't even know I'm alive Baby, to you all I am is the invisible man Oh, you don't see me baby You probably spend hours on the phone Talking 'bout nothing at all It doesn't matter what the conversation Just as long as he calls Lost in a love so real, and so sincere And you'll wipe away other's tears Your face lights up whenever he appears I wish you'd look at me that way Your beautiful eyes looking deep into mine Telling me more than any words could say But you don't even know I'm alive Bab
Apartment Searches
Why can't people look past the fact that I am young, in college and looking for a place of my own?? THEY NEED TO REALIZE A FEW THINGS..... -YES.. I am 18, BUT..... I am working my way through college... not stripping or bartending either... i have a normal 8 to 4 shift job. -YES... i do have a ball python as a pet! (she is my baby) ~completely harmless ~she only eats mice and rats ~she is usually only held by me.. so nobody has to take care of her but me. ~HER CAGE STAYS LOCKED AT ALL TIEMS.. UNLESS I PERSONALLY HAVE HER OUT! people upset me sometimes... at least im in school takin care of things myself ya know... oh well i will keep posted on the apartment thing! lol
Oh Look! Manda's An Insomniac...who'd've Guessed?
Fought with Jason, made up with Jason. Had deep speaks about our future together with Jason. All in a night's work, I s'pose. It's currently 2:02am. I should be asleep. Dad's kinda pushing for me to see the doctor about my insomnia. But I really don't feel like being doped up on sleep medication. The worst part? I think part of me is sabatoging my efforts to try and get to sleep at a decent time. Because even though I haven't had a nightmare in months, I think maybe part of me is afraid the longer I sleep, the more likely I will have one. Or maybe I've just spent too much time thinking about my nightmares since our triptych for Advanced Drawing has to be a fear and I decided to do my guy in all black and white mask and no eyes looking at me in every window of my house nightmare...
Heart To Heart
Sometimes in this lifetime, we meet a special soul, who fills our very essence, to almost overflow, we drink the cup of friendship, it tastes like ruby wine, and you know within your heart, this meeting was Divine. This soul that lives within your heart, no distance can prevail, an inner spark, within the heart, becomes a Holy Grail, the starting of a journey, in which you both shall be, a reflection of each other, for all eternity By: Mark Havens
Now can we all quit whining and BE Thankful we have this place at all. Try and have a GOOD thankskgiving and ENJOY your families!!! xoxo ¢¾Princess¢¾Immortal¢¾Love¢¾
How Selfish Are You
You Are 13% Selfish In other words, you're a warm, caring considerate person. Just make sure to get your way sometimes. There's a fine line between unselfish and pushover. How Selfish Are You?
Let The Drinking Begin
Cum 1 Cum all. The drinking season has begun. As I start to get my drink on and in high gear for the season. I invite all of my CT family and friends to join me for a beer, shot or bottle of what ever you want. So cum on in and get your groove on and I'll get in the groove with ya. Let's have some fun and no regrets, for we are online and there are regrets while online, for this is our domain. HANG OUT WITH YOUR WANG OUT
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Marriage~~how To And How Not To....~~
Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not." (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm ge
You Are an Espresso At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
Todays Horoscope
Capricorn - If your intentions are good, you'll receive all the support you need.
Lessions From Love
Our never ending love has turned sour. Feeling weak, I’m losing my power. I hurt so hard, I’m left in a daze. My Heart is ablaze. Falling to the ground, I have never been this down. My head feeling like a boulder. I feel a hand on my shoulder. Lifting my head, seeing Him grin. I know where you have been. I have been there before. I know this hurts down to your core. But, you have much to gain, From this terrible pain. With this broken love, you’ll learn, When it is true love’s turn. Someone special you will meet, And you’ll climb back on your feet. Forever your heart will know, You have helped me grow. Deep in my heart you’ll live, Grateful for what you had to give. Life has not always been kind. Happiness, I truly hope you’ll find.
Bouncing Back
I was knocked on my ass, My heart, is not made of glass. You chased away my fears, I can not fight back the tears. I’m back on my feet, My nightmares to dream, ever so sweet. Life too uncertain, I’m not ready, to pull my curtain. I’m ready to live, Because, of what you have to give. You, in my life, I did need My heart will no longer bleed.
Im Bored
You want it, can't have it. Baby, you're so ecstatic You're laughin', you're askin' How much it cost with tax and You know you feel hellish Your wasted life is selfish Your evil transgressions will cost more than them possessions If you can't find the mind to do right the wise In the eyes of a beast, you feast on the lies For self-help when everybody needs it, but you Even thought you had the whole world times two Give it back a little better than your daddy did, bitch Go ahead and take a break from tryin' to be rich Kinda sad that your dad got you trained real good Buried a hatchet in his chest and drag him through the hood You see him and run cause You know where he has come from You know that he's here to play repo-man and take you Your money and fortune was good within the moment But now it's all over The moment they have hoped for Click sound in my listening range I feel strange Money now or you gonna get this gauge up in your face Tryna rob me broke, hi
So Horny
been home all day long me all alone no one to hold me no one to caress me whisper in my ear and touch me but i know this for sure by the end of the night i got someone who i can call to blindfold me
Hand to hand Cheek to cheek Heart to heart Body to body Breathing deeply Love in the air Face to face Lips to lips Swaying in a warm embrace Heart racing Joined together Two missing pieces Finding the perfect match True love blooms Two kindred spirits Two loving souls Making the perfect soulmate BT
Ladies Holla
To all my sistas single, married, or otherwise. 24 THINGS A SISTA SHOULD NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR 1. Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, transfer schools, or move across country, always do what you really want. 2. Never apologize for using proper English. Keeping it real doesn't mean you have to speak Ebonics. 3. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. 4. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level. 5. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself. 6. Never apologize for ten pounds you need to lose. People who truly care about you will accept you as you are. 7. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap. 8. Don't apologize for being a single Mom. Babies are a blessing. 9. Never apologize fo
Open Relationships Is having a relationship where your partner is intimate with other people a positive thing? I'm defining open relationship as one where either 1) you and your partner may sleep with other people or 2) where you and your partner have three-somes. Does it preserve honesty or is it merely permission to creep? Considering the many people on 360 who have spouses/significant others... and invite a third person for rendevous arouses my curiousity about how these relationships actually work. Can you maintain a truthful , loving long-term relationship while sharing your body with someone else.? ummmm making you think LOL.........??? tash be good
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Who Knew??
The Woman Of My Dreams...
Kelly Robinson baby! First post here, so just getting used to everything. I'm Kelly Robinson baby, 57-0. Ever hear of 007? Yeah, I'm more like 009 1/2.
So Um...yeaaaah
this is indeed my first blog, and i really dont have anything interesting to say, but im bored so i guess ill try. thanksgiving sucked ass. i had to work 4pm-12am. luckily i got to eat, but i didnt have time to take the traditional thanksgiving nap during the football game. needless to say i was very tired when i got to work. december 4th is my bday, and im somewhat excited about it. the 21st bday has already passed, and i have nothing to look forward to until i turn 25 when my car insurance lowers. then my midlife crisis, then retirement, then death. hopefully somewhere inbetween that, something exciting and life changing will happen, like winning the lottery or somethin. i doubt it. but anyways...back to my original point. im celebrating my bday at a bar i used to go to in Virginia Beach called Smackwater Jacks on dec. 2nd. im planning on quite a few people being there, but i dunno if it will turn out the way i've planned it. if you are reading this and live in that
My Old Truck... (being A Stupid Ass On Sunday)
Ha Ha Ha, Just Being An Asswipe...
Your dirty little secret’s got a pretty mouth And wouldn’t you love to kiss her You always were temptation’s bitch And don’t you love to want her Silence casts a heavy curtain And hush your means of love The things you think, the words you speak It’s all in the way you touch The wrinkles in your satin sheets The folds and virgin curves She never confuses, she never lies Forever and always, she’s yours
My Famous Last Words When I Die
Your Famous Last Words Will Be: "I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Dark Room
as i set in this room dark and full of gloom through my eyes enters doom. this doom feels me full of hate and spite my body it consumes. nothing left here now but an empty shell left for dead. i guess there is nothing left to be said for hope and dreams. this is the reality or so it seems. once bright and shiny now dark and gloomy.
George Michael Getting High In Amsterdam..=)
You Are To Me
You are my morning sun You're my clear blue sky You're my only truth In a world full of lies You're the gentle breeze That brushes on my cheek You're the only man That makes my knees go weak You're the shades of color In this cold and gloomy world You're the sweetest melody That I have ever heard You're my knight in armour My one and only prince You make me reach for higher You're the wind beneath my wings You're the silver lining In this dark cloud of life You're my only reason My heart, my love, my life...
Love Style? Lol
Your Love Style is Storge For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind (You've been known to still have connections with exes) But sometimes your love is not the most passionate Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave What's Your Love Style?
What's Your Power Color?
Your Power Color Is Indigo At Your Highest: You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you. At Your Lowest: You require a lot of attention and praise. In Love: You see people as how you want them to be, not as how they are. How You're Attractive: You're dramatic flair makes others see you as mysterious and romantic. Your Eternal Question: "Does This Work Into My Future Plans?" What's Your Power Color?
Ever Been Turned On By Messy Hair ?
Hair that falls and frames the face Angelic features in their place Catching my eye and hold my gaze Wild tresses that do completely amaze For the set off the beauty so naturally I hold my wonder at all that can be For beauty is only skin deep is true Yet for me only the messy will do No reason and rhyme can ever explain Why wild haired beauty ignites the flame That burns inside with deepest desire That wild hair beauty set my soul on fire R. Thomas Dinsmore
My Best Friend Stepped Into Forever
March second I lost my best friend ... He was the kind of guy the irratates his way into your heart ... He was a royal pain in the ass and yet he was among the few who knew me best ... I have never posted this to my knowledge till now ... I read it at his funeral . We shared the joys and the sorrows I miss you my friend I know I will till the end you touched me in so a many way my selfish heart wishes you could stay We laughed as few friends ever do we laughed at your quirks so much too So much energy and zest for life so much will, so much struggle and strife how do we measure the man you are how can we judge events so far is it the wonder of your child you left us behind is it the beauty of love that lived in your mind is it your legacy of a place we enjoy because of you how do we show that you made life anew you lived your dreams and did all you love you held on tight when push came to shove we talked of our lives for hours on end the measure
As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can't explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, God sends our way, Remain forever near.
I wonder if you think of me When night is drawing near. And in the shadows of your room The walls around you disappear. I wonder if in your quiet thoughts Your dreams of me are anymore. When in the silent, velvet blue The moon is tapping at your door. I wonder if the shining stars That dangle from the clouds above Reminds you of my whispered words In promise of eternal love. I wonder of the lonely light That breaks upon the early dawn Still holds a tender memory for now So long I have been gone. I wonder if you dream of me When the cloudless skies are blue Because across each day and night My thoughts are constantly of you.
A Thought Of You
My kind of music, My favorite song, I want to be with you All day & all night long... A spring breeze, A summer sun, Now that I know you You are my one... A winter sparkle, An autumn tree, Added all up It equals you & me... My best friend, My only lover, From here on out I'll keep you forever... A good laugh, With some happy tears, You're the one I go to Through all the coming years... When it rains it rains, When it snows it snows, I wrote this specially for you & you're the only one who knows... You keep me warm, When I'm so cold, As if my heart were for sale To you it was sold... Whether playing our favorite games, Or to music we sing & listen, When it comes to you There's just no competition... Not the best cut diamonds, Or the reddest rose, Could ever amount to When you hold me close... & when everything is said & done, The night is over & we've had our fun, Out of all the men I choose just one, The best one of all & that's
i dont know how she does what she does. i dont even know her full name or alot bout her or the sound of her voice or the magic of her touch or the tenderness of her kisses. i want to learn all of that bout her but right now all i need to know is how she makes me feel and what she does in my life, and with her shes able to make my darkest corners bight, make my long journeys short, makes my smile bigger, just her telling me hello and that she misses me and her utter joy just to spend 5 minutes talking to me she makes me want to be the better part of me again and again and again shes just so wonderful and funny and smart shes amazing in every way that i know of her so far and i doubt that shell ever be less in anything or anyway.
This Is My Lounge Come visit and help would be appreciated.
Ntsb Study
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were..... "Oh shit !" Only the states of Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Virginia, West Virginia, Georgia, and Texas were different, the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
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Good Riddance, All.
er... I mean... Good morning. Oh, crap. Is it Tuesday again?
Sex In A Box.
That's right, suckas! I have sex in a box. Bwahahahahaha! Oh wait. Nevermind. It's just a Twinkie.
What? What? What?!!!
my fucking ear is clogged and hurts.... my eye is leaking...i thinks and now im coughing THIS IS DUMB oh wait...yep my sinuses are being homo as well jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez i couldnt freakin sleep for nuttin now i cant sleep either *COUGH* this is crap. period. PISS!
4 Those Who Cram To Understand...
True People do come into your Life for a REASON, Season or a Lifetime. Right now, I may touch someones Life, but it will be just for a Reason. I am on a Personal Spiritual Journey. One I NEED n WANT to do. I cant lose Focus, No Matter how much I may be intrigued. I just can't. I'm Sorry!! I need to do this so I can be the BEST Woman, not just the Better Woman.
Although My Bay Gyrl Will Be 14 ...gesh I Hope I Dont Have To Go Through
Ummmm Birds & the Bees A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'there's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech'. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy speech'. "Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." (sheesh sounds like my Life Story...LMAOOOOOO)
Ever Wonder Why Men Are Happier?
Ever wonder why Men are Happier? Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You k
For Your Info-mation
Just so you know, I am invisible. You cannot see me. Oooooga booooga! Whooooo just pinched your buuuuuum?
THAT'S LOVE! An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you." After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen
Manson....fa Sho!
The Dope show!!
Believe me or believe me not. I will not tell a lie. My life is full of chaos. My heart begins to die. I begin to be surrounded by friends who wish for more. The only option that I have is to quickly close the door. My heart begins to flutter and fly off far away. Only to be turned around and sent the other way. There's a part of me that wonders if I seek the unexplored. The unavailable is more intriguing than any that came before. Am I running from the chance of love, again another time. Or is this my heart actually beginning to climb. I've mended my poor little heart as far as I can handle and I'm looking for a person who can help me light my candle. I'm not searching for the answer, not looking for the clues, upon my doorstep there appears always some more news. Can I start to feel love again without a stabbing in my heart, and find someone who understands the season of my art.
Redneck Letter
Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to g
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
Good Morning 11/29
Todays wake up flash back!
HOW SHOULD WE PRAY? IN THE SPIRIT Ro 8:26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us with groans that words cannot express. Eph 6:18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints. Phil 1:4 In all my prayers for all of you, I always pray with joy Jude 1:20 But you, dear friends, build yourselves up in your most holy faith and pray in the Holy Spirit. WITH OUR MIND AND WITH OUR SPIRIT 1Co 14:14 For if I pray in a tongue, my spirit prays, but my mind is unfruitful. 1Co 14:15 So what shall I do? I will pray with my spirit, but I will also pray with my mind; I will sing with my spirit, but I will also sing with my mind. Eph 6:18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on pra
WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PRAY Ro 8:26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us with groans that words cannot express. 1Co 14:2 For anyone who speaks in a tongue does not speak to men but to God. Indeed, no one understands him; he utters mysteries with his spirit. 1Co 14:4-5a He who speaks in a tongue edifies himself, but he who prophesies edifies the church. I would like every one of you to speak in tongues 1Co 14:14 For if I pray in a tongue, my spirit prays, but my mind is unfruitful. 1Co 14:15 So what shall I do? I will pray with my spirit, but I will also pray with my mind; I will sing with my spirit, but I will also sing with my mind. 1Co 14:16-17 If you are praising God with your spirit, how can one who finds himself among those who do not understand say "Amen" to your thanksgiving, since he does not know what you are saying? You may be giving thanks well enough,
Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill" The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called.... "Pre-dick-a-mints."
Kill Me While You Got The Chance
i start to see that he has that look you know that you know i will kill you where you stand while I'm standing there just wishing to myself that he would just put me out of my misery just do it I'm not worthy of any precious blood that flows through my veins also the little drops that descends from my neck pounding on the old rusty floor boards in that abandon warehouse giving up with the intent of never claiming again lost because i have nobody but him left now I'm chanting kill me while you got the chance i have nothing to live for so why don't you just do me in but he want just do it he want me to worry about this for awhile he wants me to suffer through the pain he rips through the upper part of my arm with that cold hard glass he broke from the window the breeze from outside splitting through me like fire screams wanting to come out but who could hear my cry not a soul so i yell out kill me while you got the chance and at that moment he finally let me ha
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No Turning Back Now!!
** this is an Older blog, (May 16, 2006), I'm slowly getting caught up.. I have finally taken the biggest step in my recovery process. I am no longer using my wheelchair in my house. I started this as of May 15, and it is amazing how much better I feel. I still can feel just how weak my legs are from the lack of use, but the more I walk the better they feel. I am still walking with about a 40-degree bend in both knees, which does not make things easy My physiotherapist has identified that the scar tissue that formed after the surgeries is what is holding me back in gaining extra range of motion. This scar tissue has had 3yrs to become very strong and not easy to work through. I hope that by being up walking as much as possible and with physio, it will be enough to start breaking through these blockages. I am also planning to ask my surgeon if an orthoscopic procedure to get into the knee and cut through some of the old scar tissue would be beneficial. I will have to
Questions Wanting Answers
another poem written in 1997 What is love? is it really as beautiful as a dove? What is hope? Is that when u want to get off dope? What is joy? Is that when u receive a toy? I cannot rely on what I am told. I think everyone is just plain bold. (remember, old poems)
There is a place for usthat no one else can enter. It is a place that holds no secrets,only beauty, peace, understanding.A place that we come to,thinking we are one,only to have our soulsfused together for a moment.And in that moment, I know you;every pore, every pulse,every thought, every fear.And I love you more.I feel myself laid bare before you,and I feel content . . . joyous that you are with me,loving me in my nakedness. bt
Good Ol' Rebel
Oh, I'm a good old Rebel, now that's just what I am, For this "Fair Land of Freedom" I do not give a damn! I'm glad I fit against it, I only wish we'd won, And I don't want no pardon for anything I done. I hates the Constitution, this Great Republic, too, I hates the Freedman's Buro in uniforms of blue, I hates the nasty eagle with all his brag and fuss, The lying, thieving Yankees, I hates 'em wuss and wuss! I hates the Yankee nation and everything they do, I hates the Declaration of Independence, too, I hates the "Glorious Union" , 'tis dripping with our blood, I hates their striped banner, I fit it all I could. I followed old Marse Robert for four years, near about, Got wounded in three places, and starved at P'int Lookout; I cotched the "roomatism" a'campin' in the snow, But I killed a chance o' Yankees, and I'd like to kill some mo'. Three hundred thousand Yankees is stiff in Southern dust! We got three hundred thousand before they conquered us. They died
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Beat Like A Dog, Pissing All Over Shit ON The Rug, Lie Down And Roll Over, Shove My Nose In The Floor Make Me Think About Waht I Have Done Pledge Your Dependencies, Soon Jealousies, Tendencies Turn Secrets We Share, Into Weapons Of Warfare, Bleed Like The Creep That I Have Become Face Down In Shit And I Want You To Beat Me Senseless What Have I Done, It's Just Begun Face Down In Shit And I Want You To Beat Me Senseless
There is only one happines in life, To love and be loved!
The Republic
They came to these shores with a single purpose Freedom from monarchy and The Church To live their own lives in peace and quiet Only to find others already living here So they went about setting up a government And taking what did not belong to them When the King wanted his taxes They rebelled and went the path of independence Checks and balances and a representative government With a constitution where no king ruled the republic
Echoes Of The Maya
There are only remains of their glory We only can tell their story Of their greatness and might Battle cries sounding through out the night Ball games played for the right to live The losers without a prayer to give Time foretold by a calendar of sun They knew in advance what must be done The people were fed through slash and burn When the food was gone no where to turn Temples and hieroglyphs tell of their wars Observatories abandoned where they watched the stars
Daddys Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently , anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man w
To Be The Best
As Sergeant Collins laced up the boxing gloves for him, Chad said, 1. "The Marines don't wait for anyone, right Sergeant?" Collins smiled. "Where'd you hear that?" "My father, his favorite phrase." "And yours?" Chad thought about it for a second, he didn't really have one but he wasn't gonna tell Collins that, "Hoo Rah!" "Thats more like it, no fear, get out there and show Jackson what you're made of." "Maybe I should have waited before taking Jackson up on this boxing match." "You can handle Jackson, if you keep your mind on the task at hand. The last thing you want to do is start getting second thoughts. He'll sense your fear and then he will pound you into the canvas, don't let him, you hear me, Chad?" Chad knew what Collins meant but his mind was elsewhere thinking about Stacy, his father, and surviving boot camp. How was he suppose to juggle all this, while watching out for a left hook from Dennis Jackson, who seemed to dislike him from the first day at
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A Truly Broken Heart
Time passes and seasons change all I can do is wonder why Why did I lose him the light in my eye, the sun on life Why did she go and take my boy, take my life from me Now I lay an empty soul lost in emotion and feelings of guilt My world has suddenly stopped spinning, my life has ended When he gave me his last kiss goodbye I laid down to die Now the months have past I’ve withered away, my empty soul left to rot I miss that boy who I once called my son Now all I can do is look to the sky and wonder why Now I truly have a broken heart!
Special People
People come into your life for a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is for a person, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be.Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered, and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
One For The Girls
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on > the ground? > A: Shoot him again. > > Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung? > A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. > > Q: Why do little boys whine? > A: Because they are practicing to be men. > > Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? > A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve > around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him > brag about the screwing part. > > Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? > A: Trustworthy. > > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and > calling your name? > A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. > > Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? > A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
*raises The Roof Of Gayness*
i blinged out my car today... i cant wait for it to get dark.. about, hour and half id say.... MWAHAHHAHAHAHA im too much fun on a side note i gots a TANK GIRL trade is goooooooooooooooooooood.
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Dance Along The Edge Concrete Blonde
This reminded me so much of us sweetie. xoxoxoxoxox
A Real Man
REAL MEN 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN loves his kids. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as f*ck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say y
The First Day Of Christmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....
As Daze Go By
Right In The Jimmies.
If I'm not who I say I am, there is no way in hell I am going to believe you are who you claim to be. So there. Neener neener.
Kick Me, I'm Irish!
You're not Irish. Unless you were born in Ireland. Therefore, I shall not kiss you. Saying "Kiss me I'm Irish" is about as stupid as me saying "I surrender, I'm French." I have no idea where I was going with all this. It sounded a lot more interesting in my brain.
I Can't Believe,......
So the weather is a perfect sunny and bright 75 degrees out..So friday my friends dragged me out and boy did they have all their plans messed up first they had their Donovans messed up and that one isn't playing untill Dec 30 ...He's some folk singer form the beach not the folk singer Donovan from the 60's. I was happy, I went to dinner with them and then went home!! I think they used that just to get me out because I wasn't well and just wanted to go to bed. They knew sick or not I would find my way to that gig lol..I was hoping that I would be feeling better. Im still the same coughing, my head hurts mess.. I have to just buckle down and get better. I just start to feel human and then boom I get worse.. I can't remember the last time this ever happened to me. I did try and get some shopping done and everyone in line just threw me the worst looks everytime I coughed.. They all give you the don't give it to me look ..I've had this for a month now trust me I'm not gonna give it to a
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4th Reich
Everyone likes to say, "Hitler did this", and, "Hitler did that". But the truth is Hitler did very little. He was a world class tyrant, but the evil actually done by the Third Reich, from the death camps to WW2 was all done by German citizens who were afraid to question if what they were told by their government was the truth or not, and who because they did not want to admit to themselves that they were afraid to question the government, refused to see the truth behind the Reichstag Fire, refused to see the invasion by Poland was a staged fake, and followed Hitler into national disaster. The German people of the late 1930s imagined themselves to be brave. They saw themselves as the heroic Germans depicted by the Wagnerian Operas, the descendants of the fierce Germanic warriors who had hunted wild boar with nothing but spears and who had defeated three of Rome's mightiest legions in the Teutoburg Forest. But in truth, by the 1930s, the German people had become civilized and tam
Mayan Calendar
What is the Mayan Calendar? The Maya calendar is a system of complex and highly developed calendars created by the Maya Civilization of pre-Columbian Mesoamerica. This series of calendars, includes a sacred 260-day calendar, called the Tzol'kin, a 365-day calendar called the Haab, and a 52-Haab cycle called the Calendar Round, which synchronised the Tzol'kin and Haab cycles. The importance of time in the Maya culture The Maya believed that time was cyclical instead of the western conception of linear time. This means that they thought that time repeated itself, so therefore, if they knew the past they could predict the future. By understanding time, they Maya could gain power over their world. The Tzol’kin The Tzol'kin calendar combines twenty day names with thirteen numbers to produce 260 unique days. It was used to determine the time of religious and ceremonial events and for divination. Divination The Maya believed that each day of the Tzol’kin had a character that infl
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Things You Figure Out When You Have Boys
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, an
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White Christmas
The best version ever...the Drifters...and Good Morning people. I FINISHED MYTERM PAPER!!! Just a final tuesday then my ass is on VACATION!! w00t!!
Speak To The Sky...
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Buy Me A Beer
One of you sonz a bitches go to the cherry store and buy me a beer!!!
Strike That..
Ok so the one thing I wanted for Christmas is leaving me on friday. Leaving me to go to Kentucky to live. So screw the Christmas magic for me.I have no faith right now. My soul is aching. My heart is shattered. An angel sent some Christmas Magic for the kids. That is good enough for me.
Oh The 80s!!!!
sure do miss them!!!!! One of my all time fav videos during that time.
One For The Wives Out There
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Signed: Desperate Wife ---------- REPLY --------- Dear Troubled User: Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
Shit That Pisses Me Off
Look at your garbage can....go ahead...go look at the one in your kitchen. Is it a 13 gallon type can??? Probably is. Mine is too. Now, take out a fresh trash bag. Open it. Notice anything or am I the ONLY ONE who can't figure out WHY THE HELL the SOBS who make the 13 gallon trash bags to "FIT" the 13 gallon trash can, make the freakin' bags WIDER INSTEAD OF TALLER....if they did, THEY WOULD ACTUALLY FIT THE FREAKIN' CAN AND STAY UP!!!!!!!!!! DAMN, THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF. So either someone needs to start making little, short fat garbage cans or think longer and harder about the effienciency a trash bag should be providing.
Vibrators Vs Sex.
- Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer! - We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut. - Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires. - Position is your choice, not his. - You don't have to suck it. - It works "while" the sports games are on. - It always is hard. - It doesn't leave a mess behind. - You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it. - It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs. - It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards. - You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home. - You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning. - You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to! - They don't get tired after the first time. - They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are i
Longing for the human touch Desire that I need so much Confusion as to what to feel Lost in all that is not real A fantasy of mind and light Found lacking by so far a sight For I need to touch a flesh so true yet I can’t reach out and touch you All I can do is sit and wait Sit for hours second rate Behind the wall of distant glass It drags on slow and never fast Till in this place I see you near The one I always hold so dear The one who touched my heart and mind The one who is the greatest find Now I see there is more I need my heart for one alone does bleed Loneliness does surely grow I wonder if inside you know The hold you do have on me And how these eyes do truly see One I can never ever hold I think of waiting till I am old It would be worth all to hold one time And feel the joy one moment sublime Where I could gaze into those eyes And know the wonder and surprise But this is just what can not do I need the touch from only you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
L0ove Pledge
When was the last time you pledged yourself to your partner? On a piece of paper write out every single thing you would like to promise to bring into a relationship with your current partner. If you are not in a relationship, you can still do the exercise by writing down the things you will bring into your next relationship. When your list is complete, circle one quality or item on your list you'd really like to focus on. Place your list somewhere you can readily see it daily. For the remainder of the week make every effort to improve the thing you circled!
I Am Tired Of All The Crap
Great Places To Go.
Rollins Band-do It
Don't think about it - Do it Don't talk about it - Do it Do it, do it Don't lie about it - Do it Do it, do it Talk about your sick man, so good you got to do it, do it D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do it, do it Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Don't lie about it - Do it Why give a fuck about it, man - Do it, do it There's a law, but who cares - Do it, do it Don't rip me off, man, just do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Don't talk about it- Do it, do it Don't lie about it - Do it, do it Don't cover it with a lie, man - Do it , do it Just do it, just do it Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it -------------- Rollins Band - Do ItMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster Elbereth Lorien A dreamy-eyed child staring into night On a journey to storyteller`s mind Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in Him Distant sigh from a lonely heart "I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi" Grey Havens my destiny Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster Silvara Starbreeze Sla-Mori the one known only by Him To august realms, the sorcery within If you hear the call of arcane lore, Your world shall rest on Earth no more A maiden elf calling with her cunning song "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home" Heartborne will find the way! Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster Master! Apprentice! Heartborne, 7th Seeker Warrior! Disciple! In me the Wishmaster
Ok Cupid Test - Kinkiness
My score on The What's Your Kink Factor? Test: Explorer(84% kinkiness)More than anything else, you are curious about sex and sexual activity, and you do enjoy stretching your boundaries and those of your partner when you have the opportunity to do so. While some kinky things turn you on a whole lot, other things seem to be more out of bounds for you, though, at least for now. Explorers tend to continue the quest-- which means that you are likely to eventually "dabble" in quite a few things sexually. Though you may not repeat every sexual experience you undertake, you are likely to add to your "I like this" list as time goes on. If you scored closer to a "85" than you did to a "66", you are somewhat likely to reach the next stage and become a "Seeker", which puts you in a league with the big boys and girls! This is even more likely to happen if you have a sexual partner who is a little bit kinkier than you are when you start having sex. But if you are not seriously "challenged,"
What Patten Is Your Brain?
Your Brain's Pattern Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly. You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions. And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring. It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Sexual Zodiac Sign
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
How Is Your Vocabulary?
Your Vocabulary Score: A Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.How's Your Vocabulary?
Chat Anyone
WHats up everyone join me if you would like....
I had buck teeth from about 2nd grade until 7th grade when I got my braces and had to wear headgear. I wore an eye patch as a child because I had lazy eye. I also wore glasses until middle school when I decided I'd rather be blind. I was a teenage runaway. I regret not being there when my grandpa died. My dream from about middle school on was to be a writer. In highschool I wanted to be a journalist. I have an ex-boyfriend serving two consecutive life sentences for double homicide that I still talk to regularly. I once got in a fight with my brother over a plate of biscuits. I have never tried drugs (not even pot). I have only truly been in love once in my life. I lost my virginity when I was 16 to a convicted child molester. The most traumatic event in my childhood was when my dad threw my snuggle blanket away. The first pet I remember having was the dog that my grandpa had when we moved there when I was little named Jigger. I have never had a broke
Writings, Ramblings
Sat here early this a.m. and felt inspired---and wanted to share... Please enjoy---and feel free to comment--good, bad, or the ugly! On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the la
Candlelight It falls across your body, It discovers you, your perfections, your Imperfections, Your hopes and aspirations. The candlelight is soft and so forgiving. The candlelight is warm and inviting. When the morning comes and the candle is out Through it will have already discovered you. Now it is gone the warmth is lost. You are left in the twilight of early dawn. You have been stripped bear as sleep rushes in. Now sleep my darling, for I am here I am still the candle that burns with in. BT
What We See With Our Eyes
Satan And The Elderly Gentleman.
Satan and the elderly gentleman People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man.
Thriller Dance
Time To Have Some Fun
Just when you think you have all under control it seems to change in the blink of an eye. Friends can sometimes pull you through a hard time and yet other times they can't. From here on out I will not use the term "friend" loosely. It will be hard to befriend someone over the internet again. Not being able to see someone in person has really over shadowed my ablity to determine who is honest and a trustworthy verses who is just a person. To believe that trusting someone is to be earned and that takes a time whether short or long. I have truly found few who deserve and understand the true meaning of the word. Those who have are still my friend after years of trial and error. That is where forgiveness prevails. I have a lot of forgiveness and understanding. Over the years I have also learned to put aside pride and admit when I have been wrong or stepped out of line. I want to apologize to those few friends that I have if there has been a chance I have put you in a position that
Now What The Hell Was The Point Of That?
This person: Profile just sent me a shout out in my box to call me a skank. What was the point of that?
Something For The Solstice...
If Ur On Imvu
Try This
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code) 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer?
And sometimes I feel like you’ve paid for my soul Like the bread on the table and the electricity in the bulb A desiccated play thing to tower and control And sometimes I feel like I’m part of the show A puppet on strings with a tiny red bow The one you call daughter And contort into twisted shapes of you Yes mother I’m just like you And I’m just like the father you love to abuse So tighten the strings Tighten the knots All you ever wanted is just what you got A prototype daughter With a perfect smile Gives a curtsy and a bow The puppet master is so very proud Now you can be So very proud You put me in my place Taken away all ideal of self You’ve made me what you wanted I’ll never get out Given up hope I have given up the fight Finally your little girl has learned to resign So pull back the curtains Pull back the sheets Reveal your masterpiece to a crowded row of empty seats Smile that loving smile as you make me dance Your putrid
Darkness The darkness sets in. Darkness, Bringing passion, sin, and fear. Consuming, Swallowing, Extinguishing the light. Shots ring out in the distnace, Sirens scream through the night. A couple makes love for the first time, A baby cries out in the dark. An old man dies, A child is born, Two people share a tearful goodbye. A couple screams, A door slams, Tears stream into a pillow. An old love dies, A new love begins. The sky turns pink, The sun rises, A new day dawns. by T.L. Ford
what to do. what to do to make things right. nothing ever seems to fall in place. i give my all and its not enough. im not a beauty queen and i am sorry for that. i want to be happy. i want to make you happy. everything i do seems to be wrong. i just cant win. i just cant. it blows my mind.i want to give up. i want to be a coward. i want to disappear. when will this end?
Crawl Away..
You crawled away from me. Slipped away from me. I tried to keep ahold, but there was nothing I could say. You slid and crept away and there was nothing I could say. So what you're trying to say is you don't wanna play. But what you want and what you need doesn't mean fuck to me. Because I can see your back is turning. If I could I'd stick the knife in. This is love. This is my love for you. Get up. Now. Say you won't go.
Is Not Talking
is not talking to any of u unless u want to talk or add me to ur list or what ever i am here to chat and look at pics of people that are actually interested in chatting if u want me off ur list let me know
I Am Now Streaming Music Over The Net.
hey everyone on my list im streaming music over the net. its todays new music. so come on by and request what you want to hear.
To All Of Mikey's True Friends
i just wanted to thank my brother's true friends cause they helped me find him and were also worried about him he knows who his actual friends are and who is just in it for their own benefit ....i found him at 7:30 this mornin and i can't believe that it took that long would have tooken less time if some of his non true friends would have helped me out but i guess non true friends don't really give a damn about their "surposively friends" hell even my mom was up all night worried about him but just cause some people have a grudge against me they couldn't help at all .....but thanks anywayz to the ones we can count on ...laterz all
Pushing Me Away
I've lied to you The same way that I always do This is the last smile That I'll fake for the sake of being with you Pre chorus: (Everything falls apart, even the people who never frown eventually break down) The sacrifice of hiding in a lie (Everything has to end, you'll soon find we're out of time left to watch it all unwind) The sacrifice is never knowing Why I never walked away Why I played myself this way Now I see your testing me pushes me away I've tried like you To do everything you wanted too This is the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you Pre chorus Chorus (2x) We’re all out of time, this is how we find how it all unwinds The sacrifice of hiding in a lie We’re all out of time, this is how we find how it all unwinds The sacrifice is never knowing Chorus (2x) Pushes me away…(2x)
~~warning~~ New Virus Being Passed
> There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, > and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer > (WORK). > > If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone > else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your > private life completely. > > If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good friends to > the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as > Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or > Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote > repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. > > You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 > friends, > you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. > > >
Taking Final Writing Exam In A Few
Here this goes..last test... And I am still Sick as a dog... I love all of you Talk to you when I get home.. RedMex
Ask The Fruit Cake Laddy
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those eyes tell no lies that smile gose on for miles that mouth with the sound of the south those ears that have listened for years those hands worn and weary like the sands that heart tells me we should never be apart
True Friends
I am in this contest called true friends and need all votes I can get please help me.
The Farmer, The Nagging Wife And The Mile
Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" "Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. Th
Good Morning
Yay its PAYDAY...Need to go do some xmas shoppin. Taking the kids to christmas village tonite to see santa and I will post pics when i get back. Its neat they have real reindeer etc and they kids each get a toy and to see Santa and Mrs. Claus. I was wondering...How do yall choose who you put in your family. Mines people I have known forever on here...or i really like. I cut the number down to 8. I won't just add anyone. I have seen a few asking me to and I just won't! You have to earn it by being a "friend" and knowing stuff about me...Family KNOWS stuff!!! Have a good Day Everyone xoxoxoxox
Soul Enslavement
Crooked pictures Broken glass Abstract paintings of my past Not quite sure of how I feel Before the crusifix I kneel Torn up photo's scattered about I raise my voice to scream and shout Injustice to the weaker ones Both the daughters and the sons The mothers and the fathers too Brothers, sisters, me and you Forgiveness for the judges please The one's who hold the shackle keys Captives relesed and free to go With guards still posted, high and low Kelley Michelle Turbyfill Copyright ©2006 Kelley Michelle Turbyfill
Ok Guys And Gals
Please go help this guy out! He has been a cherry for eight days and I'm the only person who has commented on his page or pics. What happened to all that cherry love that we had at one point? Please go help him out! Hujakmann@ CherryTAP and
Update On Life
well its been a lil over a month and a half since me and my ex split up. he is fianlly out of my house and gave my keys back but thats about all. he came over to see our daughter yesterday and tried getting me to sleep with him again...knowing Im with someone else. my lil one is doing really good though. She is sitting up and eating baby food now. she loves sweet potatos and garden veggies, but isn't too big on carrots. and she loves apple juice. she is trying to crawl but hasn't quite got it yet. things with my current guy are going great. we are getting a lot closer and trying to make sure we will be fine when he leaves next month. well i think thats about all that is going on. im working on a story right now...if you get a chance stop by and check it out, its under the my story blog. thanks. and feel free to let me know if you feel something should be changed, added, or taken to make it sound better
I Got A Tmx Elmo
Torie will be soooooooooo Happy!
Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't....No one wants to hear me sing
Leave Me A Christmas Present
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Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini. Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-China shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference f
Where The White Man Went Wrong
Where did the white man go wrong? An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that!"
my ol' lady and i are going to be married for six years on dec.19, 06. sometimes it is hard to believe it has been that long. don't get me wrong we love each other. we have been through hell with one another and can still say to each other I Love You and I'm In Love With You! Love ya baby @}-;- @}-;- @}-;- @}-;- @}-;- @}-;- one for each year
Stray The Course
(Reposted From Pope Eats Cookies!) Before this is read, as I have always stated, I support our troops one billion percent, as someone who is very near and dear to me is in Iraq right now, and I come from a military family (Semper Fi! I was born at Camp Lejenue), but I do not have to agree with our government and the reasons that so many of our troops have died for . . . With that said, Do you want to know why it is so vital that we get the Republicans out of the White House in 2008? You think anything will be different without the Commander-In-Chimp? Let’s take a gander at what the probable Front running Republican in the next Presidential election said today in regards to the War in Iraq . . . Dec 14, 2:30 PM (ET) Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said the United States should to deploy 15,000 to 30,000 more troops to control the sectarian violence and give moderates within the democratically elected government the stability they need to move Iraq in the right direction. "The
Well folks I'm turning 30. I a fucking old man here!!! Naw, I love it. I'm still young enough to listen to popular music, but old enough to think," kids today just don't know anything". The thing I'm most proud of is "The 9:55 Club". I'm wish I had the words to tell everyone who is or has been apart of 9:55 how much they and it means to me. It means so much that thanks to the people at Red Dragon it will always be a part of me. Over the years there have been so many jokes, so many laughs and so many girls wanting t-shirts(ummm boobies). From Chetti's to Easy St. to our own club (whenever that might be) all the times have been good. Where eles could you see Charlie Severin and a Fat naked raciest asian? I'll tell ya The 9:55 thats where I would also like to tell you a few things I've learned over the years. 1.Sleep is a friend. Get with it as much as you can. 2. Alcohol is a whore!A dirty whore is what she is! Always with the have one more shot of Jose. It won't hurt ya. You
Country Boy With A Big Heart
just wantin to say howdy to all
i'm searching for a change of pace trying to pull away all these names tell you how it all works out i'm terrible on the phone it's better when it's us all alone tell you how it all works out you're not the only one and i'm not your only fun i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it drowns us out, oh i'm scattered when the morning comes shattered over what i've just down tell me if it all works out you're not the only one and i'm not your only fun oh, i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it drowns us out oh, i like the way you breathe when we're moving forward and back and forth with no feeling i turn the music up so it drowns us out oh, oh, oh i'm searching for a change of pace searching for a change i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it
Cats In The Shelter
Ok, I want to slap someone!!! There is a new pic up of me and a cat that came in to the shelter. His name was Yang, He was brought in to the shelter because his owner that had owned him for 10 years got remarried, and the new wife had wanted a younger cat ( Yang was 11 years old ). so they brought him in, yang had to be put to sleep today. he quit eating and was grieving for his family. he then got a URI ( cat cold ) we all tried to make him feel loved, spent alot of time with him and I finally had him purring, everytime he saw me he purred. Well today I was told by our vet that he was to weak, not responding to medical care and that the most humane thing would be to let him go. so I said my goodbye's. I know that animals come and go through the shelter, but sometimes one will just jump out and grab your heart. The public call us KILLERS, well they are the ones that bring the animals in and dump them like so much trash. we are the ones that have to care, feed and sometimes give the onl
Hey My Ct Friends
Hey my CT friends I need to know have you ever cheated? Just looking at some of the fine CT people I just thought I would pose this question. What is cheating really? Some say cheating is only if you have feelings for that person you are cheating with. Like if you don’t care for the other person it is not really cheating. Others say if you don’t have sex such as penetration then it is not cheating. I want to know if you really cared for a person and you know that they are the one for you. I mean you truly love them with all you heart and one of you made the mistake of cheating. Would you leave them even though you know that they know they made a mistake and you know they still love you? Or would you stay and try to work it out. I’m really not sure what I would do that would be a hard choice. But I know that it could happen to any of us because we are only human. Once you put so much into a relationship you really don’t want to have to start all over again. I mean we all get kinda
Back On Track.
I will get back to writing a lot more on shotguns (my first firearm love) soon. I was distracted by pistols for a while, and then rifles. I *think* I'm back to shotgun-obsession for a while now :)
Light Heavy Weight Champion Of The World.
(ULTIMATE FIGHTING) UFC. Chuck Liddell kicks some major ass tonight, oh yes there was blood which I love. Some think I'm odd however the boy shit is me an aint nothing wrong with it, at least notta me anyways..
Doing A Good Job!!!
This is all you need to know !!! 95 % of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and
Lawyer Jokes
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a la
Cherry Luv!
My cousin just signed up and I wonder if you all can show her some Cherry Luv. her handle is "Means". Thanks! Kisses Alicious
Christmas And You
Christmas is such a wonderful time, To be shared by one and all. With the beautiful lights all aglow, And a backdrop of beautiful snow… Christmas is the special time of year To spend with the people you love. Caring, sharing and keeping them near And giving thanks to the Lord above… What makes my Christmas’s so special? Are the moments I spend with you. The special love we feel for each other, Make all my Christmas wishes come true... So have a very merry Christmas, And a happy New Year too! Two of my very favorite things, Would be a Merry Christmas and you! "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." "Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
My Hands ?
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at
Dire Straits-walk Of Life
Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication devotion Turning all the night time into the day He do the song about the sweet lovin woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life Here comes johnny and hell tell you the story Hand me down mu walkin shoes Here come johnny with the power and the glory Backbeat the talkin blues He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication devotion Turning all the night time into the day He do the song about the sweet lovin woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-bop-a-lula, baby what I say Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Yeah
Tell Me Please
whats so different about me that noone on here will talk to me anymore. i mean before i put up new pictures it was like i had a new photo comment and or friend request every couple a minutes. so i guess everyone on here just proved that there real assholes and need to grow up. wow most of you on here are adults but your acting like children i dont understand its not like im dieing or anything you can talk to me??? grow up people show some respect.
Voice Comment Box
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This Never Gets Old
"i Hate Long Goodbyes... So I'll See You Around Kiddo."
Look at you Avert my eyes My heart screams It bleeds it dies Every night I spend alone I dream of you And our last time Rememering the way you sounded on the phone Your voice cracked I held back the tears Can't stand goodbye You made me laugh Just one last time Before I cried And died once more inside I'll see you around kiddo Is the saddest thing I have ever heard And yet so beautiful the sound Of your words Reverberating in my skull As I deperately search for sleep
For Sweet Poison
Timeless He sits and he types on endlessly It's all about life, his don't you see the moving fingers type and having typed move on so the writing will continue until his life is done he writes of what he feels and lets everyone know that all that happens in his, becomes art for the show nothing he holds sacred and shares it with the world it's a weight off of his back that for great distances is hurled he dumps it in his writing and he lets us all get a peek it frees his mind and gives voice to his soul, we listen to it speak for some who have no ear to hear and do not care to read there is no way to touch their pain within their time of need can one heal wounds and free the world of pain for the sublime? the spoken word may touch the heart, the written touches time ! By R. Thomas Dinsmore
~~points To Ponder~~
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~ Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No, but I asked Mrs Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray." From the back seat I heard his earnest request, "Please, God, don't let tho
Today's Promise From The Bible Hebrews 8:1
Now of the things which we have spoken [this is] the sum: We have such an high priest, who is set on the right hand of the throne of the Majesty in the heavens; Reflection Christ has conquered all death and even now reigns at the right hand of God's throne. Take great delight in the knowledge that He is ruling over all things, both in heaven and in earth. Glory to His name!
Following Jesus As A Disciple
Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations... Follow Me... If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow Me. (Matthew 28:19; John 1:43; Luke 9:23) Living daily by God's grace depends upon getting to know Him and then walking in the humility and grace that are consequences of growing in fellowship with Him. We have reflected upon four ways to relate rightly to the Lord in humility and faith: living by the Spirit, living by resurrection power, living by the sufficiency of God, and living by the promises of God. Another example is following Jesus as a disciple. When our Lord was about to leave His disciples, He gave them the marching orders that were to guide the lives of His people until He would return. "Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations." Jesus had been calling out people to follow Him as disciples. Now, they were to continue doing the same. A disciple is a follower of a master, who guides and shapes the
More On The Holidays
Not that I have to say it, but it can be a weird time. People are busy with things other than work and the normal routine of living. I enjoy putting up a real xmas tree and all that comes with it. You read about people getting stressed and depressed over the holidays. I don't think it's that as much as how boring it can be. Your are in between projects and not a lot is happening at work. Like any full time worker, I probably spend at least the equal amount of time at work versus being at home. Not that is a bad thing or is it? I know I look forward to the new year and getting back on pace with some outside work projects and the other crap life will bring me *lol* JJ the Axe
My Personality As An Operating System
Which OS are You?
My Name Is Meth??????
My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes; I tear families' apart, I take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town. I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should. I have many names, but there's one you know best I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth. My power is awesome; try me you'll see, But if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you have to -- just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms,
Medication For Depression
I finally went to the doctor about my medication today. She took me off the Effexor and at my request put me back on the Paxil. The Paxil stopped working for me back in April and I stopped it July, and we are hoping that it's been out of my system long enough to do some good again. If anything maybe it will help me until I can get in to see a Psychiatrist who can figure out the best way to deal with my depression and anxiety. I called the Psychiatrist my therapist recommended, but got his voicemail so I left a message with my phone number. I'm sure they are probably closed for the holidays. Anywho.... keep your fingers crossed that things will start looking up for me soon. I don't see any reason the Paxil shouldn't help me again.... I am gonna go now before I keep rambling.
Solstice Day In The Morning
Children's laughter in the air The Smell of pine is everywhere With all the love that we can share On Solstice day in the morning Thank the Lord and Lady then For that warm peace we feel within When we gather once again On Solstice Day in the Morning The wonder of the Sun's rebirth The child who brings us love and mirth Enhancing all our own soul's worth On Solstice Day in the Morning And yet so many years before We knew the one we still adore The Lady guiding us to shore On Solstice day in the morning With the ancient ones give voice Dance together is our choice Share the mysteries and rejoice On Solstice day in the morning Children's laughter in the air The Smell of pine is everywhere With all the love that we can share On Solstice day in the morning Words adapted by Willow Fireson
The Balance
This video was done to help show the vision of Justin Hayward and the band. This song is a touching song and the video helps you understand. "Just open you mind, and realize the way its always been". This video I feel is the answer that everyone is seeking. You want peace, remember the balance!
The Miracle
by Wynter Moonlight From the start you showed so much care, Slowly I realized the love we could share. I knew it would be hard to put my heart on the line But it was all worth it to make you mine. With you by my side I cannot go wrong Only you could have made my heart so strong. You showed me a different point of view So I opened my mind to understand you. Now I see the beauty of a wilted flower And the excitement you feel in a thunder shower. I love everything that makes you unique Especially the part only I get to see. In the past I made several bad choices But you drowned out the antagonizing voices. Because of you I have a better life And the strength I need to survive. Over time we have come a long way I've learned to treasure every day So while ever word of this is honest and real It still can't explain all the love that I feel. I pray that this miracle will always be- The miracle of you and me.
I was walking in the hallway earlier and one of the guys noticed my shoe was untied and bent down and tied it for me. That made me all happy inside. Great guys I work with. =)
Eat This Heart
Well I havent been in class lately. HOwever I returned today to beinformed we would be doing some disections in my biology class. SO we had basically the interiour of a cow. The heart the lungs and lots of fat surrounding the trachea, the windpipe and the other parts. So My class being full of petty girls and boys alike was intersting. My teacher asked who wanted to do it I said I would. So it was killer I just went to town lmao. I cut out the lungs and the heart disected them and put them on the trays for the class, as well as removed all the fat from the surrounding valves. I had one other guy helping me who was timid with a scalpal. Needless to say I was elbow deep in cow blood. Oh well.. SO the girls went eww and the guys just made twisted faces...I told them id have no problem being a coraner... THe funniest thing though was myself walking through the hallways of my school with a bag full of cow and me covered in blood, headed for the dumpster.. I wont lie I enjoyed myself at eve
I Am From
i am from family holidays and big hugs from german dumplings and juicy turkey from line dancing ang country music from running in the rain and swimming in my pool i am from cool summers and cold winters from running around barefooted and eating strawberries from taking care of my brother and going to the mall from watermelon eating contests and carnivals i am from many different cultures and backgrounds from basketball games and hospital trips from apple picking and carrot planting from large german dinners to small easter suppers i am from sunny beaches and sand from wading in the ocean and building sandcastles from helping animals and young children from long days with beautiful sunsets and short nights with starry skies
30 Facts...
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: Recopy this info and fill it in w/ your answers It might shock you to read. Be 100%truthful! k.. well get to reposting!! 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? never 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? sitting at the plasma center 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? talking on yahoo messenger 4. Are you any good at math? not really 6. Do you have any famous ancestors. no 7. Are you mad at anyone right now? kinda 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? no 9. Last thing received in the mail? a bill 10. How many different drinks have you had today? two 12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? sometimes 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? yes 15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? upper tooth pulled 16. What is out your back door? another trailer 17. Do you have p
Im Newly Single
well... its been a week and a half.. ive been single now... i must say it has been good for me. it was very good to break up w/ him. i was not happy. so there was no grieving. life has been good.. ive had 2 dates already but nothing that has any promises behind it.. just taking things slow now.. anyway... hit me up w/ some comments and stuff... i get lonely over here;) ~sarah
Sorry I Know Some Of These Are Too Crude !
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet. Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor? A. By the ears. (Lick her) Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A. The position of the dirt bag. Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts. Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick. Q. What do attorneys use for birth control? A. Their personalities. Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A. 45 lbs. Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? A. Because it can't make a fist. Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting. Q. How do you teach a blond math? A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her. Q. What di
More Bad Jokes
Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well? A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off. Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy? A. She can only give you lip once! Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? A. The Captains Dinghy! Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like? A. Depends! Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to use it. Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises? A. They stay stuck in adolescence. Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature. Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gif
Christmas Really Isn't About Toys
Christmas Really Isn't About Toys Christmas really isn't about toys, However much we love them, young and old. Reductions in the fat of Christmas day In time restore its vigor and its health. So let us not display our absent wealth, Though children should have ample chance to play. More sweet and joyous music must be sung, And thoughts of peace and mercy make their way Silent and uncluttered through the noise.
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I'm A Monster
You are Frankenstein! You are a sensitive and misunderstood creature. You are incredibly kind and more human than people who were created through natural means. But unfortunatly, you have a nasty revenge streak and therefore everyone is afraid of you. Take this quiz at
A Cup Of Cake.
Cupcakes are incredible. They're cups of cake. Think about that. You take a cake, an object too large for most people to eat in one sitting, and you put it into a cup. Portable, manageable and sugarful. Life is good.
One Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They
Too Funny!!!
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose were not. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and a fake beard and went in search of aninflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who owns that?" "Do you have their phone number?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane dur
Snow has covered her grave And flowers have withered away Could wind cries in the trees Frozen tears mark my grief The flickering weak candlelight Shatters the dead of the night I bury my face into my hand I try to speak but I cant With a breeze arrives a sparrow Lands on her gravestone I raise my head and realize I am no longer alone Haven of shadows in the garden of stones Cold wind blows out the flame And darkness surrounds me again The sparrow starts silently singing A song only she and I know I shed tears on her grave And silently whisper her name As cold wind still shakes the trees I know she now rests in peace With a breeze leaves the sparrow Flies into the unknown I bow my head and realize I want to follow
What Transformer I Am :)
Find out which Transformer you are at LiquidGeneration!
~~why Is This Posted By The Cherrytap Staff~~
Friends, do you get this message when you are trying to post a comment to friends? I try to post a comment from MSTags wishing my friends a Merry Christmas, and I get this dumb-ass commentary from some mental giant from cherrytap that reads: (read below) Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you're too fucking dumb to understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! (why do they do this)
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I Got It!!!
Adam asks, "how close is too close?" Answer: Four towns away. Thanks.
Kris + Sheil.a. = Fate
Sooooooooo I was invited to be here on Cherrytap by someone whom has become the world to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Whom was my verrrrrry verrrrry first boyfrienddd! Whom I wish I was with! Whom I am soooooo compatible with that he calls me a female version of him! owwhhhhhh I melt inside when he is talkingggg! Whom I am feeling like I have misssssed for the last 16 yrs! wild! uhuh! True! but feels so good! on that note....... that is why I am here! but on another note! as I was settttting up my page I get some dumb assss whom thinks he has a sence of humorrr! NOT! as a matter of a fact! YOUR RUDE and gahh I didnt deserve his immidiate asshole commentsssss! so besides him! I am excited to be here with my Huckleberry! He is allllllll I want! He has my heart and I think he knows it! Thats o.k. No matter what happens when I seeeeeee him sooooon! I am forever going to be in his hearts, as he will forever be in my heart tooooooooooooooooooooo! Kris + SheiL.
Christmas Eve Update: More Site Updates, Ratemywow, Super Secret Special Still Going
It's Christmas Eve, and there's probably a few of you straggglers who still haven't done your Christmas shopping yet. Hell, we just finished ours it's not like we don't know the feeling. Anyway, if you're still searching for something to get that special someone, you should really investigate our SUPER SECRET HOLIDAY SPECIAL. We mailed out these little offerings to our entire mailing list, but there's still a few people who are Emailing that they didn't get it.JUST CLICK THIS AND SEND AN EMAIL. You will get a reply INSTANTLY with a link for you to go to. Also -- please make sure you are not blocking Emails from ''! Check your SPAM folders if necessary. (AOL, Yahoo, Gmail, MSN users...this applies especially to you).Check out the new and improved RateMyWOW! It's now uniform with the rest of the new FoundryMusic layout, and you'll be able to submit your WOW photos soon enough.It looks like we're going to continue that HotMovies video contest, so get y
Lollipop Lust Kill-black All Over
I havent slept in weeks; not one single wink Every moments like an eternity Clocks, louder every chime; speaks to me in rhyme Tell me, is it time to let my feelings go? {Chorus} Black Black all over Black all over Life is nothing but a dream to me Black all over Black all over Tragedy my reality Ive lost touch with my thoughts; twisting my life pulls Pushing me farther away Locked in I cant get out; free to run about Tell me, is it time to let my feelings go? {chorus} Do you beleive you can be the one, be the one Shining brightly underneath a dark deadened sun? All we are Are single numbers Its time to count The single numbers My time has come and gone; run, everybody run This game is over and Im done; run, everybody run My time has come, its time... Everybody run {chorus} ------------------ Lollipop Lust Kill - Black All OverMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Depswa-not Responsible
I've taken in all you bring An ever-moving stream of dramatic evolution And I've taken in what's happening And poisoned the well you drink from with An experienced solution And I'm not responsible (not responsible) For what happens when you are gone You're breathing in all you've seen An imaginary comfort to create intoxication And if you only knew what thoughts I had inside And so good am I to hide Your heart would hurt and turn to stone just like mine [Chorus:] And I'm not responsible (not responsible) For what happens when you are gone (I'm not responsible) You're so irresistable (not responsible) And it happens when you are gone (I'm not responsible) No love No trust Just lies Lies! You've been hidden from the truth Can't reveal these things to you And I know that there's no way to change it And I feeel for what I do Taking innocence from you Is just so easy and I just can't stop it [Chorus] No love No trust Just lies Lies! ------------
If Not For You...
I’m not the best girlfriend I know that for sure, For me I wish there was a cure. Pretty and perfect, that’d be me For you I’d be all I could be. Keep you happy with a smile on your face I’d be able to get off my case. It’d be okay, everything’d be fine, As a couple we could shine. If I had my way, forever we’d be, I truly believe you’re the one for me.
About My Mood
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at
No Offense
I don't mean to offend you, but it's nice when it works out that way.
i decided i'm leaving cherrytap after all...i don't get on line as much as i use to, and the time i do get on, i brows sites and look things up. i havn't even been on yahoo, or aim in a while. i'm going to miss all of you, so take care. i hope everyone had a great x-mas like i did, and hope every has a wonderful new years. take care. and for the juggalo family....MMFCL!!!!
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How Am I In Bed
You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.A Romantic73%Sex God70%A Slave To BDSM58%Virgin35%How are you in bedcreated with
Longing For Love
I scream, I cry, But there is nobody there. Hold me, love me, That’s all I want right now. And I will kiss you, Carres you, And sleep in your arms. I would taste your blood, And feel you pouring, Pouring through my veins. We will love each other, By night and day, sharing our blood and pain. We would go outside, To the woods, Where we would run together. Forgetting who we are, And simply in love, Between the trees. Walking on the seaside, Dreaming our dreams, Hoping it would rain. Kiss me long and tender, Hold me tight and carresfull, My dream...
Darkness I S Comming
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New Year
AMBER - 311 Brainstorm take me away from the norm I got to tell you something this phenomenon I had to put it in a song and it goes like Whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally you ought to know what brings me here you glide through my head blind to fear and I know why whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally Whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally You live too far away your voice rings like a bell anyway don't give up your independence unless it feels so right nothing good comes easily sometimes you gotta fight Whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally launched a thousand ships in my heart, so easy still it's fine from afar, and you know that whoa, brainstorm take me away from the norm whoa, I got to tell you something 311 - AmberMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
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I need sum help I’m in a contest for the best ass on cherry tap so you guys think u can help me out?? Just click on da picture below to take you there Kim
Totally Blonde
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a > tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
This Is For You
Inspired by the lovely lady here on cherrytap, who was most certainly more creative than I. dear sweet K... O. And this is for you, darling. Without a touch, you Steal my breath, pulling from me What others have not Igniting desires Too long repressed, hidden just Under the surface Making me feel things I’d forgotten I could, you Make me feel alive Without a touch, you Have captured my heart, and touched My soul. I love you.
Carlin '07
George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket,
AMERICA LAND OF THE OFFENDED Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please! IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist a
Tattered Lace...
Just A Ring...
Re Some Of My Life
Hi thank you for taking the time to read my profile and blogs. The reason I spoke so personally about my past was to say "Hey! I went through hell but I survived!" If u have or are still going through something similar I hope my blog helped. Im so much stronger now and my confidence grows daily. He took 7 years of my life and I wont let him take any more! The way is to stop going over and over ur past, even if u have been through hell and back, and believe me what u know about me is so little to what ive been through from a child to now. But I wont let myself be dragged into the "oh poor me Im a victim" down hill spiral! I am living now in the present and im making the most out of it. Life goes by so quickly that we must make the most out of each and every new day. There will be times that u may feel ur on ur way down and feeling depressed but stay strong and instead go out and smile at everyone u pass and say hello. Make new friends and HAVE FUN NOW! No one knows what tomorrow brings
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How Clear Is Your Mind??
I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded: 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k"and means the same as intercourse? 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"? 5) Name a word that is four letters long, end in "u-n-t" which is a word for a woman? 6) What does a dog do that you can step into? 7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8) What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl want more? 9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man
Another New Years Eve At Home
Yep.. i am at home with the kids New Years Eve. Whoopdie doo. It's been this way for me for the past 4 years now I think. I wait up til midnight and then I am in bed by 12:05. Exciting isnt it? Tomorrow I am spending the WHOLE day and night alone with my oldest daughter. We never get any time alone together so this should be fun. Fair warning to those keeping track... My diet is off tomorrow. My daughter and I will be feasting on carbs and comfort foods galore while watching movies and playing games on the puter and game cube. On Sunday we will go back to our regularly scheduled diet. I am looking forward to this time with her not only because we need it, but to help me keep my mind off of other things and focused on something really great. My brain needs a break. My heart needs a break. I need a break.
Rammstein-mein Teil (live)
„Suche gut gebauten 18-30jährigen zum Schlachten“ Der Metzgermeister Heute treff' ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Da das ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein Ja da lass ich mir Zeit Etwas Kultur muss sein Denn du bist was du isst Und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein Teil – nein Mein Teil – nein Denn das ist mein Teil – nein Yes it's mein Teil – nein Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch “Looking for a well-built
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She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalities So fragile yet so devious She continues to see it Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night that she came home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) She is everything and more The solemn hypnotic My Dahlia bathed in possession She is home to me I get nervous, perverse, when I see her it's worse But the stress is astounding It's now or never she's coming home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) Hard to say what caught my attention Fixed And crazy, Aphid Attraction Carve my name in my face, to recognize Such a pheromone cult to terrorize I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me (Yeah!) I'm a slave, and I am a master No restraints and, unchecked collectors I exist through my need, to self oblige She is something in me, that I d
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A Night At The Museum
Gonna take the kids to see this in a bit. Dexter is the monkey in it and this is his game!
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Happy New Years
I hope everyone has a happy and safe New Years!!! Talk to you next year and rock on!!!
Make Me Your Toy Tonight
“Yes, take me and do what you want to with me” It was an offer I couldn’t refuse. Never had I heard those words spoken to me before. I looked into your eyes. You turned away from me. It seems the words escaped your mouth too quickly. You wanted it .. but were so unsure. We were already naked and on the bed together. We were completely drowning into each others touch and kisses. The temperature was rising. The heat from our bodies was building. You broke away from my kiss and whispered those words to me. In the heat of the moment. Such passion. Such desire. Such want. Yet so afraid. I gently push you down to the bed so you are lying there comfortably. I can see that you are nervous. What will I do to you? Will I make you my little pussy slave? To have you pleasure me any which way I desire? No not right now my dear. Right now my pleasure is in watching you let go. Watching you forget about the world around you. Forget about what society says or thinks. Tonight is about you and
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The Girl...
On My way along this winding path of Life... I wondered by Her, sitting quietly by the side of this path. I passed HER many times, not knowing Her Spirit. But then, I saw the light within Her. It was only then that I realized... She could be that One special Her. The girl who sees the special "something" in this One. A something special, visible only to her with the eyes of an Angel and a Spirit of true love. Could she hold My heart and wear My collar... Is She You? What more could ever be asked?
God Sent Me An Angel
God sent me an Angel He's sweet with a kind loving voice, So god made a very good choice. His thoughts about me shows he really cares, I know god sent him to always be there. The feelings he has for me is like no other, Thats why god told me to look no farther. For he sent me his best from up above, And yes I have already fallen in love. My love for him has grew in so many ways, Thats why its hard to believe it only took a few days. Shelby Jean Bowyer Copyright ©2007 Shelby Jean Bowyer which can be found at
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I'm A Falling Stone In A World Of Glass
All you ever wanted All that you desire Walk the line with me I'll take you higher I feel your body shake Put me on fire All you ever wanted... All that you desire... Who's the prey What's the play God created Stay with me I'm the one God hated I'm a falling stone in a world of glass I'm a ticking bomb with a smiling mask Can you ever let go? I'll play you like a violin ...stay... You will be queen I will be king I'll chase your scary monsters On the run With me you are safe I'm in control I'll fulfill all your dreams Every fantasy I will be What you need Satisfaction guaranteed Can you see them? Can you hear them? Can you feel them? Do you fear them? I'm a ticking bomb with a smiling mask I'm a falling stone in a world of glass Can you ever let go?
Without Witches
> > A WORLD WITHOUT WITCHES > By Robert F. Potts > > Can you imagine a world without witches, > A world with all people the same? > Where the only known dragons are hiding in books, > And children are terribly tame? > > A world without magic would be sad indeed. > I cannot imagine the pain > Of having a world where there's no Santa Claus, > Where wizards are searched for in vain. > > Can you imagine a world without spells, > That science and businesses run? > And think of the sadness a unicorn feels > When he no longer plays in the sun. > > Can you imagine a world without witches, > No elves, and no magical pools? > And can you imagine how dull it would be > If all that we had were the schools? > > I cannot imagine a world without witches, > A world with no magical wand. > A world without beauty, or even a dream, > Or a wood sprite of whom to be fond. > > They say I should grow up and be more mature, > Like a normal adult ought to do. > But I'd rat
Just Me Being Silly W/ Shit
Your Birthdate: July 29 You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet. Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings. You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments. You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action. Your strength: Your vivid imagination Your weakness: Fear of failure Your power color: Coral Your power symbol: Oval Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Are a Margarita Jelly Bean Wildly optimistic and jovial, you know how to get through anything with flair. You have a certain "je ne sais quoi" that makes you an alluring companion. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You? What Your Sleeping Position Says You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Lil Xxx-tra About Me
1. How many people have you had sex with? 10 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, meth, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 7 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? no 4. Ever paid for sex? no...and hope to never be paid 5. Ever been married? in like grade was good while it lasted 6. Ever been divorced? no...grade 1 marriges just disslove 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? def cant pick just 1 8. Do you own any guns? not personally but there are guns in my house 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no 10. Ever been to rehab? no 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on cherrytap? no way 13Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? fuck no 15. What celebrity would you want to fuck if you had the chance? johnny depp baby 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? nope 17. How many Provinces have you lived in? one 18. How many countri
Gemini is the third Sign of the Zodiac, and those born under this Sign will be quick to tell you so. That's because they love to talk! It's not just idle chatter with these folks, either. The driving force behind a Gemini's conversation is their mind. The Gemini-born are intellectually inclined, forever probing people and places in search of information. The more information a Gemini collects, the better. Sharing that information later on with those they love is also a lot of fun, for Geminis are supremely interested in developing their relationships. Dalliances with these folks are always enjoyable, since Geminis are bright, quick-witted and the proverbial life of the party. Even though their intellectual minds can rationalize forever and a day, Geminis also have a surplus of imagination waiting to be tapped. Can a Gemini be boring? Never! Since Geminis are a mix of the yin and the yang, they are well represented by the Twins. The Gemini-born can easily see both sides of an issue,
Lets Play
who wants to get noughty with me come play and let me know if u r a freak
It's Wednesday!!!
Good Morning Everyone!!!! Another day above ground so it should be a great one!! Still have not had my first cup of coffee but getting close. Hope you all have a super day with good cheer and bright spirits!! We all deserve it!! Just Bill
Food For Thought!!!
Subject: Apples and Wine Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
It's A Loaf Of Meat.
Not since the blizzard of '32 have I had such meatloaf. It were fantastic and grub-free.
What Is A True Juggalo
friend vs. Juggalo: -Friend: Is polite when they walk in your house ~Juggalo: Will go right to the kitchen and eat all your < food. -Friend: Calls your parents Mr. or Mrs. ~Juggalo: Calls your parents Mom or Dad. -Friend: Has never seen you cry. ~Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. -Friend: Asks you for your number. ~Juggalo: Asks you for their number. -Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. ~Juggalo: Always has your back. -Friend: Runs for help in a fight. ~Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. -Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. ~Juggalo: Will be sittin right next to you saying that was fucking awesome. -Friend: Will help you move out of a house. ~Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. -Friend: Bums you a cigarette ~Juggalo: Bums you his last pack -Friend: Is there when you need them ~Juggalo: Is there even when you don’t need them -F
Ok all that helped me with this contest and commented me i also need 10s 1 10 is = to 10 commts i thought i was in 3rd working to 2nd but with 10s im still in 4th come on people if u commented no 10s i need 10s if so then just commnts if u havent done eithe do both plz 10s help thanks all rain . xxoxooxx
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No Fear To Carry
i do not fear anymore, for what i feared has taken posession over me.. i feel cold by it.. left alone but my heart freed.. its had been too long since i was able to breath.. words lost their meaning long ago.. finally my heart isnt too heavy to carry.. i have no fear for what could come, other then that being lead to another shadow..... i will be here.. waiting for her to find me.. hoping that one second will last an eternity.. and she wont remain a stranger..
Erotica: Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows
Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows by Maldoror © This is a story attended for adults, not for those who adults feed, watch, and change. If you are over 18, and still your mom makes your bed, you can read this but you are immature. ANYONE UNDER 18, DO NOT READ THIS. Go outside and play. Copyright © 2004. Blanket permission is granted to reproduce this work in any medium for any nonprofit purpose. For other purposes, email me. In fact, Email me and say Hi either way! ***** I met her at the gym. I was stretching my calves and hamstrings after doing my allotted time -30 minutes and not another minute, thank you very much- on the Step Glider. My heart rate was slowing down, and I could feel my muscles slowly relax, as I pulled my torso toward my feet again and again like a pink flamingo's sleek neck as it searched for something to eat. It was during this time, as I held myself, eyes closed, counting to fifteen, when a woman settled down on the mat to my right. I was initially un
Come Meet Me!!!
I'll be there showing my love to my favorite Munky~the bad ass drummer for Flesheweld. If you'd like to meet me, then come out and show some love to my boy!
Chapter Iv (long Post!)
Dream Away... Dream Away... Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is a form of god, and to de from love means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and eternal source. If we reason, would we be understood; if we imagine, would we that the airy children of our brain were born anew within another's; if we feel, would we that another's nerves should vibrate to our own, that the beams of their eyes should kindle at once, and mix and melt into our own; that lips quivering and burning with the hearts best blood. This is love. Not some text book love, but a love of immeasurable plains. A feeling that surpasses all of the expectations and desires to fall into the sea of love. So let me drown in my loves heart, if this is what its like to feel love. Love gives naught but itself, and takes naught but from itself. Love p
A Beautiful True Life ( Pls Take The Time)
You will have to "copy the link bellow and past on brower line and hit go!! It is very touching and worth the effort!!! Subject: Fw: A Beautiful True Life Story............. This is a media player story and is fantastic. You have to wait through the commercial and the story, from CNN will come up. The web site is below and in very tiny print. Just click on it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. -----Original Message----- Subject: Akiane.... If you want to see what they mean by genius, take note of this!!!!! (And the story is more than fascinating!!) Akiane Kramarik
Fun Way Of Losing Weight..........
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 392 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth........................85 cal Put on Protection hard ...........................6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..................358 cal Doggy...................316 cal lying........................286 cal stan
Freaky Truth Bout 9/11 (u Gotta Try The Bit At The Bottom!)
1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11. 4) The tragedy of Madrid
Story of my life Searching for the right But it keeps avoiding me Sorrow in my soul Cause it seems that wrong Really loves my company He's more than a man And this is more than love The reason that the sky is blue The clouds are rolling in Because I'm gone again And to him I just can't be true And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful And it kills him inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna take away his life I don't wanna be... A murderer I feel it in the air As I'm doing my hair Preparing for another date A kiss upon my cheek As he reluctantly Asks if I'm gonna be out late I say I won't be long Just hanging with the girls A lie I didn't have to tell Because we both know Where I'm about to go And we know it very well Cause I know that he know
The Cowboy In Me
I don't know why I act the way I do Like I ain't got a single thing to lose Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy I guess that's just the cowboy in me I got a life that most would love to have But sometimes I still wake up fightin' mad At where this road I'm heading down might lead I guess that's just the cowboy in me (2 twice) The urge to run, the restlessness The heart of stone I sometimes get The things I've done for foolish pride The me that's never satisfied The face that's in the mirror when I don't like what I see I guess that's just the cowboy in me Girl I know there's times you must have thought There ain't a line you've drawn I haven't crossed But you set your mind to see this love on through I guess that's just the cowboy in you We ride and never worry about the fall I guess that's just the cowboy in us all
Discover The Hidden Meaning In Your Name
Discover the hidden meaning in your name Elizabeth Consecrated to God : Hebrew Gentle, affectionate and tolerant you are nonetheless determined and ambitious with the ability to lead. Sympathetic and understanding you are a humanitarian who wishes to improve the lives of others less fortunate. You have a keen intellect, strong intuition and creative ideas which are always put to practical purpose. You are loved by others for your inspiring optimism and for being a genuine friend.
13 Big H8s
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has n
I Need Lot's Of Comments...
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Haiku To Satiation
I feel like I've lost The garbage man down the street Someone close to me
im so confused. at one moment i can be sitting there laughing and having fun then the next minute im crying. most of the time i dont even kno why im crying. i dont know why things are the way they are but i just cant stand it at all. sometimes i get the feeling i can run away and no one would even notice i was gone. well i guess thats all for now
Bye Friends
it was nice meeting each and every one of you ,,all of you are very special to me ,and at this time i will delete my account with CherryTap so bye to all ,,be sweet
Intuition Vs Scientific Thinking
More Emotional You have: 62% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 85% EMOTIONAL INTUITION The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored well above average on emotional intuition and above average on scientific intuition.Your emotional intuition is stronger than your scientific intuition. Your Emotional Intuition score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good at Quake.Your Scientific Intuition score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the sciences. Try my other test!The 3 Variable Funny TestIt rules. My
Just My First Babblings
This is my first blog and i am going to just say hi to all that reads blogs and thought It would be a start to just type anything in here for my first time... yeah its not the best but hell its here... ty
How Soon Is Now
One of my fave songs..orginally by The Smiths but I like Love Spit Loves version the bestest! I am the son and the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I'm the son and heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does I am the son and the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I'm the son and heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does There's a club, if you'd like to go You could meet someone who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own And you go home, and you cry and you want to die When you say it's gonna happen "now" When exactly do you mean? See, I've already waited too long And all my hope is gone Someday Not one in particular
Another Great One
Native Commandments Jasper Saunkeah, Cherokee Treat the Earth and all that dwell thereon with respect. Remain close to the Great Spirit. Show great respect for your fellow beings. Work together for the benefit of all Mankind. Give assistance and kindness wherever needed. Do what you know to be right. Look after the well being of mind and body. Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good. Be truthful and honest at all times. Take full responsibility for your actions. Let us greet the dawn of a new day when all can live as one with nature and peace reigns everywhere. Oh Great Spirit, bring to our brothers the wisdom of Nature and the knowledge that if her laws are obeyed this land will again flourish and grasses and trees will grow as before. Guide those that through their councils seek to spread the wisdom of their leaders to all people. Heal the raw wounds of the earth and restore to our soul the richness which strengthens men's bodies and makes
~~the Man Who Knows His Math~~
He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of
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Ask Me Out
Even if you are single or not. Whoever wants to go out with you will message you saying "I would go out with you" Repost this in 90 sec you will be surprised who replys 2 you. even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend PS. must do even if your taken.
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~~traumatized At The Beach~~
...thank God that there was a paramedic getting some rays to administer CPR to yours truly! My gawd grandma, "time to hang up the thong"
~~should I Wear A Thong At The Office To Attract Guys Or Girls~~
Cherry Tap
Hey there cherry tappers! Thank you all so much for all your comments on my pix and profile. I know theres alot of you out there questioning why I do not run this site myself, and the answer is this: I, along with the fellow models signed with my Co, Manson Family Productions have TONS of things going on to promote & run the websites, therefore I have hired trusted team members to run sites such as this for us. I visit this account as often as possible, and I get ALL of your amazing comments e-mailed to me from my team. Obviously, I'm in the adult industry to make money, and promoting my site/Co is pretty important and very time consuming. As most of you have been advised I run my myspace profile personally and try my damnest to reply to the overwhelming messages I get on there. I welcome you to join my myspace page or look up my e-mail address if the myspace link doesn't work (like usual). I've noticed a couple of
The Deer Hunter
FOR THE WIVES OF DEER HUNTER A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took aim, before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a funeral procession passing on the road below their deer stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
Thank U
Hey cherrytappers. Just figured I'd say thanks to everyone who has shown me luv. It is much appreciated, so THANK U EVERYONE.
A Texas Air Traffic Control Conversation:
A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION: Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!" Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC ! Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
Umm... Yep
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot63%Violent56%Exciting56%Soft44%Wet31%Sweet31%Awkward13%Shy13%What is your sexual style?created with
Well Duh...
You Have A Type A Personality You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
On The Farm
Three bikers are traveling in the middle of nowhere & need a place to sleep. They stop at a farm & ask the owner if they can spend the night. The farmers says okay, but one has to sleep with the pigs, one has to sleep with the cows & the other has to sleep in a room with his 6 daughters. The next morning... The first biker says- "I feel like a pig, I slept with pigs all night" The second biker says- "I feel like a cow, I slept with cows all night" The third biker says- "I feel like a golfer. I've been in & out of 18 holes all night"
I Think This Is Beautiful
“The soul that can speak through the eyes, can also kiss with a gaze” Gustav Adolfo Becquer
Gastric Dumping
Ever Since I had my colonscopy I can't seem to keep food down...either it comes up and i throw up or it empties out of my stomach too quickly.
Good grief!! Will this fakebusters thing ever cease?? I'm getting sick of seeing and hearing about it...Whomever you are, you're taking the fun away from CherryTap...Leave people alone...If you guys have problems with certain ppl's profiles on here, just block 'em and get it over with...The people that I've met on here are REAL, and their pics are authentic...I know I'm REAL because my parents gave birth to me...How much more real do you want people to be???
This One Is Kinda Scary
Hehehe I Pod Bullets
Bush Goes On The Hunt For A Good Lawyer 08 Jan 2007 President [sic] George W Bush Is About To Unveil A New, Hard-nosed White House Legal Counsel As Hi
Bush goes on the hunt for a good lawyer 08 Jan 2007 President [sic] George W Bush is about to unveil a new, hard-nosed White House legal counsel as his administration braces itself against a siege of subpoenas and demands for evidence from the new Democrat-controlled Congress.
Hope You Boys Like This If Not I Do So Haha
Damn I Didnt Think She Was Gonna Get Them Off
Biker Prison
An old biker is sitting out on his back porch just bawling his eyes out when his old lady comes out & asks him what's wrong. He wipes his eyes & asks her if she remembers back when her daddy was gonna have him thrown in prison if he didn't marry her. She says "yes, but what does that have to do with you bawling like a little bitch?" " Well, he says, today I would have been released!"
Bring Back
If our love was a dream then I wanna sleep forever I wish I could dream myself back into your arms Bring back your love Bring back the sun I need your love to be strong
Fake Fucks!!!!
don't u all hate fake ppl I do waS SO IMPRESSIVE ABOUT PRETENDING WHO U R ..NOW THAS FUNNY I just cannot seem to grasp the concept of being a joke ... why not be who u r and not what society makes u .. like these fake hard assess who talk shit then pusyy outor grab 3 friends to help em in a fight..haha pussys on top of dat why try to treat ppl like there shit nopoint ..keep it real and mind ur own shit respect those around you because theres alot of ppl servin our country to provide u able ness to do so..and also fuck yall who have disrespect
Not Gonna Cry Anymore
Rising with the morning sun I turn to greet the dawn, Knowing I must face another day.... Sleepless night behind me, Just a memory of pain, My heart has always been a cross to bear.... Lord, I know the sunshine, But, I feel the tears of rain Falling down to wash my sins away.... I'll try hard to remember So I won't be fooled again, Hey, ain't gonna cry no more today.... All around me, shadows fall, Tho'day has just begun, I realise I'm on my own again.... Memories of broken dreams, As distant as the sun, Are drifting like an acho in the wind.... Lord, I know the sunshine, But, I feel the tears of rain Falling down to wash my sins away.... I'll try hard to remember So I won't be fooled again, Hey, ain't gonna cry no more today.... Babe, I thought about it, But, it just ain't done no good, You hold my heart and soul within your hand.... All the time, you're in my mind, I never thought you could be so blind, Maybe someday I will understand.... Lord, I know th
I Want My Money Back
I want my money back It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Every time I turn it on I burn it up and burn it out It's always something There's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee That's what this is all about It's a never ending attack Everything's a lie, and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back! And all the morons And all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules It's not a game - it's just a rout There's desperation There's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes And no detergant gets it out And we're always slipping through the the cracks Then the movie's over - fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back! I want my money back What about love? It's defective! It's always breaking in half What about sex?! It's defective! It's never built to really last What about your family? It's defective! All the batteries are shot What about your friends? They're
Bush Senior Early Cia Ties Revealed
Bush Senior Early CIA Ties Revealed By Russ Baker and Jonathan Z. Larsen 08 Jan 2007 Newly released internal CIA documents assert that former president George Herbert Walker Bush's oil company emerged from a 1950's collaboration with a covert CIA officer. Bush has long denied allegations that he had connections to the intelligence community prior to 1976, when he became Central Intelligence Agency director under President Gerald Ford.
Photo File Downloads
Wohoo!!! I Love This!!!
You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God80%A Romantic65%A Slave To BDSM48%Virgin23%How are you in bedcreated with
Funny Thoughts Part 2 (this Is Long But Funny)
The other day on my way to Orlando, my buddy Clay and I stopped off at Haines City aka Clermont aka Baseball Stadium City (these fuckers just need to choose a name already, I am just going to call it the road off of I4, cause really that is all it is a road that is no longer then a 1/2 mile long and they give it a name as if it were a fucking town {people who have made the commute from the Tampa area to the Orlando area kno what I am talking agout}). So we stop off at the Mcdonald's there, right away know what I want to eat, so I ordered my food and paid the girl, as I am waiting for my food Clay comes out of the bathroom, the lady says "Hello, what would you like to order", so (Clay if you are reading this much love) so Clay replies "Give me a second I am looking at the menu." Now see this is the kinda bullshit that gets me started (my temper can flair like a pack of hemroids sometimes, I have to mix Alka-Seltzer, My-Lanta, Pepto Bismol, Tums, Jack Daniels, and put them all in a b
Civilian Friends V Military Friends
I was only in the Marine Reserve, but agree with this. . . CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food, or a brew. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food or brews. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Man!!...we screwed up big time...but hey, that was fun!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direc
New Pc
hey I'm getting a new pc and wont be on till I get everything going again so keep the luv coming!!!!
British Pm Tony Blair Refuses To Match Us Troop 'surge' In Iraq
Blair refuses to match US troop 'surge' in Iraq 08 Jan 2007 Tony Blair will make clear this week that Britain is not going to send more troops to Iraq even if the US pushes ahead with a "surge" of 20,000 extra soldiers.
Uncompromising Faith
Uncompromising Faith Oral Roberts Are you facing a problem that seems to defy solution? A trial that seems to have no end? If so, I want to encourage you with a message that jumps off the pages of God’s Word: DON’T QUIT! From Genesis to Malachi, from Matthew to Revelation, God tells us that uncompromising faith is rewarded! The apostle Paul is an example of a person whose faith never wavered. In II Timothy 4:6-8 he said: The time of my departure is at hand. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith: henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness . . . and not to me only, but unto all of them also that love his appearing. By faith, Paul saw the eternal reward that awaited his uncompromising faith. There is no victory in compromise. Compromising means settling for less, and in the end, even that is lost because whatever you gain through compromise is only temporary. If you put your problem in God’s hands and trust
The Shroud Of Turin Controversy
The Shroud of Turin Controversy by John Moore TURIN, ITALY—Sylvana Gribaldi has seen the Shroud of Turin twice, during public expositions in 1998 and 2000. Both occasions were overpowering emotional experiences. "During the 1998 exhibition, I used to go into the church (where the shroud was on display) in the evenings and sit there and pray for an hour or so," says Sylvana. "I could sense a real presence." At the next exhibition, in the jubilee year of 2000, she was able to get even closer to Turin's most famous artifact. "I was very happy during the last exposition because I was selected to read prayers during the procession as thousands of people passed the shroud. It was quite moving," she says. Burial cloth of Jesus or cynical counterfeit? The enigmatic linen known as the Shroud of Turin has befuddled clerics, scientists and observers for six centuries — and the debate still rages, writes John Moore travel writer at the Star. Such expressions are apt to
Enjoy Your Coffee...
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups--porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain, some expensive, some exquisite--telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases, it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups
I Made A Vlog.
Yep, i made a vlog, check it out here. Just scroll down a lil and you'll see the video displayed on a blog entry. Later. --Xonus ;)
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I'm Bored
hey yall comment my pics or my page or whatever or tlk 2 me if i'm here i'll tlk back i gotta go 2 the college in a lil bit but if i aint here if ur still on i'll tlk 2 ya or return the comment but leave me some love cause i'm bored and i need something 2 read or somebody 2 tlk 2 so yeah leave me something cause yall know i'm the shit and yall love me lol lmao jk
The Souls Journey
For love and joy this day I will keep my Smile For hope and peace this day I will face the trial For hurt and grief this day I will feel For loss and anger this day I will heal For ignorance and hate this day I will hold disgust For Me and You this day in gods love and mercy I trust By R. Thomas Dinsmore A week of torments and pain missing you beyond For you’re the one whom my heart grew fond I wanted to run and sought to my feelings to deny Yet thoughts of you brought tears and I would cry Lost without the face who lighted my days life Heart sick and filled with grief cutting me like a knife Drawn to your pictures and seeking your word Listening to the sweetness of your voice I’ve heard Tears the held me aware of something lost A Burdon beyond the hurt and cost Unable to forget you and move on due To the lingering touch of your soul true Changed forever by knowing you as only I can Someone’s spells have me left no longer a free man For I am kept by a
If Only Bin Laden Had A Stained Blue Dress ...
If you wonder why it took 50 years to get the truth about Joe McCarthy, consider the fanatical campaign of the Clinton acolytes to kill an ABC movie that relies on the 9/11 Commission Report, which whitewashed only 90 percent of Clinton's cowardice and incompetence in the face of terrorism, rather than 100 percent. Islamic jihadists attacked America year after year throughout the Clinton administration. They did everything but blow up his proverbial "bridge to the 21st century." Every year but one, Clinton found an excuse not to fight back. The first month Clinton was in office, Islamic terrorists with suspected links to al-Qaida and Saddam Hussein bombed the World Trade Center. For the first time ever, a terrorist act against America was treated not as a matter of national security, but exclusively as a simple criminal offense. The individual bombers were tried in a criminal court. (The one plotter who got away fled to Iraq, that peaceful haven of kite-flying children unti
~~respect For Your Elders~~
Gunslinger & the Old Prospector An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the guns linger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reache
A Mused
i caught my hairy unctuous muse with a windex bottle and a squeegie smearing his fetid orange juices all over the bedroom window at three in the morning his brown wrinkled paws knuckled white caught in the glow of a waning bitch of a moon his brown wrinkled eyes whiteless caught in the glow of my waning passion "Shit," he said.
Break Stuff
I love the song.. Ever heard it? Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit? Well.. today, that's how I feel. I wanna break something. I wanna throw shit, smash stuff, break something!!!! This is not like me at I am usually very sweet, quiet... yeah right who the fuck am I kidding? This anger is not normal for me. I think that when my emotions get the best of me,I get angry as a way of self defense. It keeps me from slipping into a depression I guess. I get angry, I let it out, I feel better. So.. I'm angry and I need to let it out. Better do it before work. The last think I need to do is to kirk out in class! That would be hella bad.
I was just cleaning out my email and saw something funny one of my sister's said about me so I thought I'd share it. =) Yeah, "Hi, officer. I'm here to bail out the woman who murdered a music artist with her 'jiggly goodness'". *smiles at officer*
So There I Was
Well turkey day came and went. My brother and I went to my sisters house and ate and laughed and then went to my place and came up with a new drinking game that goes along with shawn of the dead. went to bed woke up and started the mindless jobs that one must preform after turkey day. Well those tasks lasted all weekned pretty much. Niki and i decided to hit the ol' watering hole called Neros saturday. Fat Randy was doing his karate-okie thing and I bumped into alot of people i havent seen in months. It felt like home in some ways cause well I use to be a pretty big barfly. Well when we got there I saw Mat cool kid i use to play drums with and well he use to play with my ex-girlfriend lol... long long time ago. So said hi to him and them i ran in to Emily right after that. Havent seen her in forever at least not since the tigger suit incedent. We said our hellos and went on to the regular bar stroll. I stopped at the bar and picked up a Jack and Sprite from Krista the bartended. Of cou
~~do You Know The Preamble For Your State~~
Do you know the Preamble for your state - interesting--Important commentary at the end. Alabama 1901 , Preamble We the people of the State of Alabama , invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution. Alaska 1956, Preamble We, the people of Alaska , grateful to God and to those who founded our nation and pioneered this great land. Arizona 1911, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arizona , grateful to Almighty God for our liberties, do ordain this Constitution... Arkansas 1874, Preamble We, the people of the State of Arkansas , grateful to Almighty God for the privilege of choosing our own form of government... California 1879, Preamble We, the People of the State of California , grateful to Almighty God for our freedom. Colorado 1876, Preamble We, the people of Colorado , with profound reverence for the Supreme Ruler of Universe. Connecticut 1818, Preamble. Th
~~basics, No Replacement For It~~
>>>> I grew up in the 60's with practical parents. A mother, God love her, >>>> who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She >>>> was >>>> the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it... A father >>>> who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. >>>> >>>> Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived >>>> barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and >>>> a >>>> hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in >>>> the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the >>>> kitchen >>>> radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress Things we keep. >>>> >>>> It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that >>>> re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be > wasteful. >>>> Waste >>>> meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be >>>> more. >>>> >>>> But then my mot
C.o.f Lyrics
1. The Black Goddess Rises Thee I Invoke, bornless one All woman, pure predator Wherein conspiracy and impulse dwell Like a seething fall from grace Thou art pale hecate Rising from thessaly You're in my dreams The Darkness in my heart The rapture in their screams Black Goddess Rise... The Principle Of Evil Made Flesh From the primeval mass Let precious chaos vent Sacred flesh drenched in fornication Beloved by Set May the winds gather her together From the secrets of men After thousands of years of terrifying silence She comes again (All Destroyer) The abolition of the yeshua begins... Shattered are the icons of the worthless The Goddess scorned is a Valkyrie born Scattered are the wings of the virulent holy Leave their husks to be the prey of vultures and dogs World without end Cherish the lissome wants of pernicious evil Dusk in her eyes Torn bloody weeping skies Darkness will hasten to devour And the weak will flee or die Sie sind e
My Dying Bride Lyrics.
MY DYING BRIDE LYRICS 34.788%... Complete (1998) 1. The Whore, The Cook And The Mother 2. The Stance Of Evander Sinoue 3. Der Uberlebende 4. Heroin Chic 5. Apocalypse Woman 6. Base Level Erotica 7. Under Your Wings And Into Your Arms 1. The Whore, The Cook And The Mother Tell me that I'm a sinner Lay me down again I need a soft flesh bed My lust must be fed Lay your hands on me Lay your perfect hands on me You know exactly what I want So open wide Take me now I'm yours Lay me down again Your heat rips through me Your hands rip my skin Deep inside your love You're screaming for me again My seed is passed to you We are now one To you. I'll only give it to you (But only if you're there) Only you. There's no-one else for me (Until something better comes) Be mine. Be mine forever more (Until I'm fucking sick of you) 2. The Stance Of Evander Sinoue He was a poor man, though he was genius Would they listen to this crazy man Would they help him
Why do people hurt other people, is it because they have nothing better to do?
Letting Off Some Steam
Dear Michael as I know you will be reading this it is a good thing since you have made me quit upset.You dont have that long to spend time with me before I go in for surgery.I know everything will be alright but I would like more time with you.Today we are finally all by ourselfs and instead of you spending as much time with me as you could you have been playing video games and on the computer.My feelings are really hurt and I am once again afraid to talk to you because every time I do you get mad at me.I wish you could see how much I really cry at night after you fall asleep.You might understand just how much I am hurting.
Nice Not Too Dirty ! Lol
Desire to hold you close at night For in my dreams you feel so right As we touch and kiss so deep Love the envy of angels who weep Passions that build the hottest fire Swept away both in the moments desire Caught up in the act as the waves consummate The rhythm of lust at climaxes sweet gate Two as one in all ways for all time This is the dream of our love sublime By R. Thomas Dinsmore
~~the Amazing Animal~~
Subject: Queensland, Australia A Queensland, Australia farmer's wife called Telstar to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on a the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The linesman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or the senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the linesman found: The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. The dog was receiving 90 vo lts of signaling current when the number was called. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus
Make It Stop.
Preggo? Preggers? Great googly moogly, people! If you want people to stop treating you like white trash, stop talking like white trash. Word.
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Poem I Wrote On July 22, 2005
Change My Heart By: My Halo is Held up by my Horns/ Jenna P. Starting today my life has changed I will never be able to change You stole my heart Return it please I don’t want this anymore I don’t want to be in pain I don’t want to miss you anymore Cant you just please give me that Give me back my life Give me back my thoughts Give me back everything I ever gave you Im tired of living like this Im tired of all the pain When will you see I hate this When will you notice that all I see is you Just give it all back to me Give me all that I love Give me back all that I gave you Pick up the pieces Put them back together than ill talk to you again Im sorry but there are a million more peices to go So don’t come back Just turn around and leave
The Nuclear Age Or: How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Hist 106 Suzanne Neeley The Nuclear Age: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. (Okay, so I swiped this title from the movie. I love Peter Sellers.) I understood the assignment and it was very clear. I will try to answer question number 1, but I have quite a bit to say about question number 2, and so I will start with that. Being the daughter of a CIA agent makes life difficult to say the least. It’s hard to a) get a date, and b) fit in with everyone else. It’s a lonely life and although I don’t regret one single minute of it, I can say that ignorance truly is bliss. My brother Paul and I were quite literally children of the Cold War, in every possible way. We lived a life that is hard to explain to other people, and that in itself is very isolating. I spent the first three years of my life in Romania, under Ceaucescu at the height of the Cold War. Some of my earliest memories are of people that were considered “the enemy”. Even my beloved nanny, G
Freeway Dangler
Freeway Dangler 2005 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (31 May 2005, Seattle, Washington) Strength and endurance are two of the most important characteristics that can be passed on to improve the species, so physical challenges between males are frequent. In this case, two drinking buddies found themselves on an overpass 40 feet above a busy freeway in downtown Seattle at 2:45 a.m. It turned out to be the perfect place to determine who had more strength and endurance. Whoever could dangle from the overpass the longest would win! Unfortunately, the winner was too tired from his victory to climb back up, despite help from his 31-year-old friend. The unidentified champion fell smack into the front of a semi-truck barreling down the highway at 60 mph and bounced onto the pavement, where he was hit by a car. The car did not stop. Authorities did not identify the winner of the competition.
~i Ripped This From Doctor Roof's Page~~~
I read this on Doctor Roof's page and I agree with it myself! Matter of fact, I might just do the same thing myself........ ...***FLASH****I for one do not care if you are fake or not! I am a memeber of this site to have fun and nothing else! Whether you are fake, real, non-real or whatever, does not concern me at the least! I am getting tired of reading the postings of "Self Imposed" site police~ If I want to read about "truth in advertising" I will break out my Bible and read the "truth" there! Not on here, myspace, xanga, vidilife, livedigital,Taglife, etc. etc, or any other sites out there! Get a grip and "read my lips" this is just a friggin website with the sole purpose of attacting sponsers from the corporate world who hopefully want to snag us through their ads to purchase something or do the their cookies...! We have the option to block anyone and the choice not to read their shyte! An for myself, once I have had enough of reading "your" shyte, I will block you
Does God Hold Our Sins Against Us?
Does God hold our sins against us? Oh, do not hold us guilty for our former sins! Let your tenderhearted mercies quickly meet our needs, for we are brought low to the dust. Help us, O God of our salvation! Help us for the honor of your name. Oh, save us and forgive our sins for the sake of your name.… Then we your people, the sheep of your pasture, will thank you forever and ever, praising your greatness from generation to generation. Psalm 79:8-9,13 NLT Petition for Mercy A plea to God for mercy presumes that the petitioner is guilty. It is the cry of someone brought low, dishonored, and in need of forgiveness. When God shows mercy, he isn't forgiving that person because of what he or she has done, but because God is compassionate to those who repent of their sins and ask for forgiveness. It is only because of God's goodness that sinners are forgiven. Asaph understood that it wasn't his worthiness but the Lord's greatness that prompted the Lord to rescue him. In light of
My Eagles Let Me Down Again
When am I going to learn? Well, at least now I can get back to NiteFlirt and take calls form my litte submissives and take my aggressions out on them.
Steps On The Path Of Enlightenment
No-Thingness Buddha has chosen one of the really very potential words - shunyata. The English word, the English equivalent, "nothingness", is not such a beautiful word. That's why I would like to make it "no-thingness" - because the nothing is not just nothing, it is all. It is vibrant with all possibilities. It is potential, absolute potential. It is unmanifest yet, but it contains all. In the beginning is nature, in the end is nature, so why in the middle do you make so much fuss? Why, in the middle, becoming so worried, so anxious, so ambitious - why create such despair? Nothingness to nothingness is the whole journey. Osho Take it Easy, Volume 1 Chapter 5 Commentary: Being "in the gap" can be disorienting and even scary. Nothing to hold on to, no sense of direction, not even a hint of what choices and possibilities might lie ahead. But it was just this state of pure potential that existed before the universe was created. All you can do now is to relax into this
Will I...
I look around At all my friends They all have someone Whom they call their own I have someone But we arent that serious Sometimes I wonder How long we will make it I used to have that someone Whom I called my own But had to let him go Now when I see my friends And the love they share My heart breaks Wondering why Im like this Without someone special Wondering if Im meant to be unhappy For the rest of time Will I ever find him The one that makes me smile When hes near or far Will I ever have that someone Back in my arms
Why Why Why?????
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" i n the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vac
The Barbie Syndrome
This is my writing..PLEASE do not steal it! The other day I asked about the barbie syndrome in a blog. I thought i would share my paper here: In today’s society, women have a hard time with their self image. Many things influence a female’s perception of herself, however it is how a person is perceived by others that makes the greatest impact. From the time a little girl gets her first Barbie she begins to idolize the doll. This subconsciously puts unrealistic ideas in to her head as to what she should aspire to be like. This unattainable image is portrayed on TV and movies, in magazines and music. What does the “ideal woman” look like? If you ask most men, the first thing that comes to mind is a tall, long legged, blonde haired perfect woman with perfect measurements. Boys are brought up from a young age to believe women are to be supermodel pretty, skinny flawless individuals. Why do men and women have such a skewed idea of what women should look like? It is ingrained into their
In Remembrance Of You (r.i.p.)
I remember your voice and your dreams Your smile when you laughed And your pain when you screamed I'll follow your footsteps let them be my guide Can you save me from being myself? It's hard to be strong when you're stuck in a shell If you don't desert me I won't let down In remembrance Of all the things you used to do In remembrance Of all the faith I had in you In remembrance And when I walk, I walk for you In remembrance of you I remember when we used to run Against any threat united as one We faced all our fears And we chased all the clouds blocking the sun And through the haze my sorrow created I heard your voice and the promise you stated And I... Won't let you down In remembrance Of all the things you used to do In remembrance Of all the faith I had in you In remembrance And when I walk, I walk for you In remembrance of you Cause I never saw you deserted Or you never spoke so I heard it Cause I would never let you down Did you call me and
Waht To Do?
What do you do when you go over too you're friend's house, an his mom invites you in wearing nothing but a G-string an small cut off shirt???? Do you A: Ask if you're friend is home. B: Run away. C: Ask if anyone else is home,then go in. D: Go in with a smile,and tend her need's. If the friend came home and caught with his mom. A: Ask him to wait. B: Tell him you're his new step-dad. C: Tell him she's better than his sister. D: Smile, as you take a punch to the head. Thank You for you're Time. First blog, Just started typing...LOL,LOL
Second Best
Warning if you cant handle it. Get out now! Everyone has times of reflection of anger and self loathing this is my time. Since no one is forced to read these things there should be no bitching. What the hell is with with people? How can you claim someone is everything you want then treat them as though they are second best? Like they are little more than a notch in your belt. An why the hell do we fall for it every damn time? Why cant we find the switch that tunes out the need to belong and to feel love. An when the hell did love become the chains which bind me to hell? What is wrong with me that I could crave something which rips away at the very core of me. Sometimes I wonder if I would be happier if that part of me could die... Yeah that it for now its even depressing for me
Average Joe 2
I will Take Entries til Weds Morning. The contest will start at 12:00 Noon EST on Weds 1/17/07 and run until Sunday 1/21/07 at 12Noon EST Create Your Glitter Text Average Joe 2 I did an Average Joe Contest awhile back and I figured I would do round two.If you were in the last one you can still enter this one. This isn't for the sexiest or hottest guy. This is for the normal guys...the sweet guys...the average joes! An Average Joe is Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person. 'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else. So I am looking for 10 guys. Contest will be comments and rates...the only rule i have is NO shoutbox spamming. Do what you can to get votes! Comment bomb etc! The winner will get a Three day cherry blast. Message me if you want in!! ♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP
I Have A Dream...
It's Martin Luther King Day... May he rest in peace.. His intentions were pure.. I am not prejudiced in any way as I believe we are all God's children, we breath and bleed the same.. We have our good and bad in every race! I do get tired of paying the price for what our ancestors did but that was then and this is now.. Time's have drastically changed and life shouldn't be about the color of our skin but our abilities and what's inside our hearts! Just my thought for the day... Noone needs to agree or disagree! Jackie
38 More Days....
Tds Issues
Ok so a virus ate through half my computer yesterday. My firefox and messengers (and just about everything else isnt working.)TDS will clearly been down for the next day and a half for repairs. If ya want to chat you'll have to leave private messages since only my I.E works. And that will be down too while I reinstall my op system.
Love Returns
She had gone out a couple of times since the divorce, but still hadn’t found what she was looking for. It’s not like she was picky. She just wanted a real man. Someone that could show her how much he needs her, a man that would understand that she is a real woman, independent, and full of passion. That’s all she wanted, she thought as she sat drinking her drink. That’s when she saw him. He was playing pool on the other side of the club. She couldn’t believe he was here. She hadn’t seen him in over a year. She was so stupid not to wait on him when he left. Their eyes locked and she thought she would melt. The look on his face told her that he recognized her. He set his pool stick down and started towards her. As if a magnet she started moving towards him. She couldn’t help it. It didn’t even feel like her feet were moving, she felt as if she were floating. It was so good to be in his arms again. As soon as she felt his embrace she knew that she would never feel the same way in anyon
Hate Them
You know women are very wired. I mean they just get on your nerves. You try to treat them right and what do they do try and fuck you up more than you already are. See women say why are guys so mean and hateful but women can be to. I not bashing all women there are alot out there that are awsome but im just tired of looking and getting fucked every time. I really dont know how many times i can do this i really do. Well i think that is about all for now. Im sure ill vent later well post later *love ya lady's* Marcus
Just Thinking....
The past month, I really let a lot get to me. Got me sad, made me treat a friend like crap, made my self esteem take a dive. Sometimes things from the past can come back to haunt you, and I sure let all my skeletons out of the closet. I let the abusive nature of my past marriage haunt me. I let the lies told in other relationships cause me to doubt when doubt was not deserved. I let financial concerns overshadow what the holidays were about. Maybe my friend is right and I need to talk to someone. Maybe there is a little too much I have not resolved from the past. I think it is more me just not looking ahead to the future. I got caught up in the past. I read a book once (actually I read a lot) called In the Company of Heros. It was about Michael Durant and when his helicopter went down in Somalia. Remember the movie BlackHawk Down? This was about the captured pilot.. his story. There was a quote in here, and I don't exactly remember the words. Basically he was feeling a
This Is Coment From Friend So Hit Me Bck
First, I want you to know that you are amazing, and I love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next year of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real friends are
How Evil Are You?
You Are 52% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Honey-heathen whiskey crossed lips, Bubbling love as strange speeches as meek prayers, too long. And down, down, on down in the 10:30 ruby felt of the bees, humming unknowable things. Her fingertips rub away the sticky good. Until the sweet is gone. And touch no-one's taste and stings lick at the lovely one. DOGS DEVOUR EACH OTHER!
Tds Issues Continued
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I’m broken hearted, broken hearted for you So don’t get me started on repairs I know what you’re gonna do You’ll break it again I know I can’t win You’ll just break my heart again So the worst you do would make me cry You prolly done it to a hundred guys I’m not cryin’, I got somethin’ in my eyes You said you never really felt a thing You said you didn’t like the way I sing I’m not cryin’, but my eyes they really sting I’m broken hearted, broken hearted for you So don’t get me started on repairs I know what you’re gonna do You’ll break it again I know I can’t win You’ll just break my heart again Sounded crazy before you said goodbye Called me a loser, hopin’ I would die I’m not cryin’, I got somethin’ in my eye You said you never really felt a thing You said you didn’t like the way I sing I’m not cryin’, but my eyes they really sting I’m broken hearted, broken hearted for you So don’t get me started on repairs I know what you’re gonna do You’ll bre
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Home Alone
wish i had some company here with me today
Read This
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . > >1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. > >2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. > >3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. > >4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." > >5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. > >6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write: "For Smuggling Diamonds" > >7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." > >8. Don't use any punctuation > >9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. > >10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. > >11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is"To Go." > >12. Sing Along At The Opera. > >13. Go to A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhym
Best Joke Of The Year...
Best Joke of the year....... A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work."
Just A Thought
we grow old and suddenly we want to hurry things. dont commit when you're not yet ready... don't keep others waiting endlessly... to fulfill your parenting fantasies --get a puppy don't bring another life into this world for all the wrong reasons... to keep yourself warm, buy a jacket... in the long run it will be less complicated and less costly... take care of yourself... don't wait for someone to take care of you... no one complete you --EXCEPT YOU!!!
Today is a winding road that's taking me to places that I didn't want to go Whoa (whoa, whoa, whoa) Today in the blink of an eye I'm holding on to something and I do not know why I tried I tried to read between the lines I tried to look in your eyes I want a simple explanation For what I'm feeling inside I gotta find a way out Maybe there's a way out Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer Do you know you're unlike any other? You'll always be my thunder, and I said Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors I don't wanna ever love another You'll always be my thunder So bring on the rain And bring on the thunder Today is a winding road Tell me where to start and tell me something I don't know Whoa (whoa, whoa, whoa) Today I'm on my own I can't move a muscle and I can't pick up the phone I don't know (I don't know, I don't know, I don't know) And now I'm itching for the tall grass And longing for the breeze I need to step outside Just to see if I

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