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Man Fuck People Sometimes For Rea......
i dunno what it is lately, but people been actin real shady and triflin. i mean i cant find the cause of all this self absorbed whining, but it needs to quit. i mean with all the other shit going on around you, and some muthafuckas only worryin about they're problems like they're the only ones. true, everyone is entitled to take care of themselves and whatnot. but gotdamn, what the fuck ever happenend to common decency? what ever happened to just bein nice to someone else for a fuckin change? why is it always me thats gotta meet people all the way and never halfway? im sick of people actin like desperate housewives is more important than feedin your baby or takin a shower. besides there's bigger fish to fry and more fires to put out. i guess im just bein bitter. i dont know. and its lately so i might just be cranky after that ridiculous phone call. or maybe, I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK AND IM TIRED OF PUTTIN UP WITH PETTY HIGH SCHOOL AGED OVERDRAMATIC REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA TYPE SHIT. ho
Man Fuck January
11 months of the year im good, but when shit hits the fan for me, it's over. all this month nothing but bad news. my fieoncee was killed this month and our daughter. i get in a fight with someone i love. but things get better for awhile, than i get food poisoning, than i get in a fight with the same woman i love again, and she and her kids get sick. than my car gets stolen, i get worse from the poisoning, she gets better which is a good thing, than her kid gets hurt. we try to fix things and so far im not sure. my gut is rotting away, and my grandpa, the only person in my life i can always trust, gives me $3,000 to get a car and i feel like shit cuz of it. i NEVER wanted to take money from him. and i can't even find a car that isn't a piece of shit..... FUCK JANUARY
The Man From The Window
You see the man from the window,you don't know where your heart beats now. Your heart rushes.Your skin flusters,and you begin to think he is from your dream. He gives you a look and your heart drops fifty feet below. Frozen,you are,in a world where only both of you exist. He looks away into the street as a person flies past on a bike trip. You are gone,to see where love does sit. He thinks you are a dream made up. He feels your eyes barring into him revealing his colored soul. He takes your hand,tells you his name. Then leads you down the street to laugh and talk and have a good time at last. He leads you to your door before your parents are floored. He kisses you goodnight, promises to call you in a day. done by christine
Man Fingering Penis
Sexy Naughty Graphics by Sexy.HitupMyspace.com Ive always wondered if this was possible...haha..
A Man For Me Is:
What I am looking for in a man is someone who has a big warm heart, great personality,good sense of humor, at least no older than 30 and no younger than 25. also well educated,makes good money and i am not out for the money but it is based on what you have read abt me in the previous blogs.good education. you may be from anywhere in the world except from india or pakistan or iraq. the reason is i don't deal with the war and never believed it should have happened in the first place. enjoys to travel,likes to go to church. you may be any religion except the ones who don't believe in god or you may not believe in god but willing to learn. also any music is ok except hard rock and alternative. soft rock is ok.please no one who likes motorcycles.no one who does drugs or smoking. clubbing is ok but not much. mainly who has goals in his life and eventually wants to settle down. also who wants to make a relationship work . if you are similar to any of these hit me up and see where we go from t
Man Found Dead In Bear Cage During A Beer Fest
Body Is Found in Bear Cage at Serb Zoo By Associated Press 2 hours ago BELGRADE, Serbia - The lifeless body of a man was found in a bear cage Sunday in the Belgrade Zoo, an official said. Zoo employees found the body during a routine check of the cage, which has no roof, Belgrade emergency service doctor Nada Macura said, without giving details. The Beta news agency, citing doctors, said the man was 22 years old and had injured his head, abdomen and legs, but that it was not immediately clear if the injuries were sustained from the fall or were inflicted by the animals. The Belgrade Zoo is located within the ancient Kalemegdan fortress in the city center. A restaurant is located just above the zoo, and thousands have visited the fortress this week for a beer festival. Local media speculated he might have fallen off a wall into the bear enclosure during the night. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast,
Man Falls For Woman...doggies Are In The News Again.
Good Morning, happy Monday to you. I trust and hope you survived the weekend. I have heard people fall hard for the opposite sex but this is just a little ridiculous. PERTH, Australia - An Australian man wearing only his underpants survived a 98-foot fall from his ninth-floor apartment after trying to walk to a neighbor's balcony while balancing on a plank, police said Tuesday. A garden gazebo broke the 35-year-old man's fall, and he was taken to a hospital in a serious condition. Ros Weatherall, a spokeswoman for Western Australia state police, said rescue workers found the man, who was not immediately identified, wearing only his underpants… hmm I wonder if the Undies were Geranamals. Do they even make that brand any longer? I think it used to be a Sears brand for kids. But what kind of idiot do you have to be to use a plank to cross a balcony to I guess peep in on another or perhaps visit that person. I mean dang, the elevator is pretty quick…apparently this dude was all lubed u
Man Fuck This Shit
NOW LETS SEE WHO TALKS SHIT GOD DANG HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY ME ADN DINO R FRIENDS SO WHY NOT MAKE MY PAGE ALL ABOUT HIM AND SEE WHO TALKS!!!!!!!!! IM DONE WITH THIS FUCKIN SITE
Man Freed After 100 Hours Trapped In A Lavatory
LONDON (Reuters) - A retired Scottish school teacher was recovering on Monday after spending nearly four days trapped inside a men's toilet with no food or mobile phone. David Leggat was locked inside the bathroom at a lawn bowling club near the Scottish city of Aberdeen after the door jammed and the handle on the outside fell off. The 55-year-old kept warm by dipping his feet in hot water but only managed to get about three hours' sleep a night in the freezing temperatures, the local Evening Express newspaper reported. He was rescued when the cleaner at the club, which is little used in winter, turned up to collect her cleaning equipment. Leggat said a survival course he had once done had helped him endure his captivity. The cleaning lady said he looked shaken and grey when he emerged. Leggat was stoical. "At least there was a toilet to use," he said. "The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar."
The Man For Me
To have a man see me for who i am inside..to know there is no other like me, and try as hard as they may THEY SHALL NEVER BE ME!!!!! The man for me will see thru the lies and cloudy deciet...when others try to act like me... He shall be the epitomy of strength and elagance and not afraid to show it!!! To walk with class and head held high!!! strutting shall we say??? to walk with me on his arm clearing the path of commoners and posers with the mear force of our presence!!! To walk the night as it was ment to be, and our children be drawn to his dark beacon. He shall live life to the fullest with me, in all aspests of our personalities!!!! from walking the darkness, accepting our need to feed... to being my dominant master, or even be my slave to find the thrills of the adrenaline rush to walking the night in all its quiet slendor and glory to being tender and warm and careing of each other to wanting to feel the wind in our face and thr
Man Food
I'm a man, I don't eat salad, I eat things that eat salad
Man Finds 35 Pounds Of Marijuana In Car's Gas Tank
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11729814 A man who brought his newly bought car in to see why the gas gauge always read half full got quite a surprise: a stash of marijuana hidden inside. A mechanic in Sandy who took a look at the gas tank discovered about 35 pounds of pot, which Sandy police say is worth about $35,000. The packages of drugs were wrapped in plastic and could have been in the tank for several months. The Nissan Armada had several different owners and was once a rental car. Police are trying to figure out who stashed the drugs in the tank. Police say the current owner is not a suspect.
Man Faces 5 Years In Jail For Reporting Firearm To Police
Man Arrested, Faces 5 Years In Jail For Reporting Firearm To Police A former soldier has become the latest victim of the predatory UK police state after he was arrested and convicted by a jury for handing in a shotgun to his local police station after discovering it in his garden. The man faces 5 years in jail due to draconian gun control laws that dictate members of the public cannot even touch a gun without being charged with "possession of a firearm".http://www.prisonplanet.com/man-arrested-faces-5-years-in-jail-for-reporting-firearm-to-police.html
Man Forced His Autistic Children To Smoke Synthetic Pot
Recent studies have shown medical marijuana as a successful treatment for autism. Like the story of Meiko Hester-Perez and her son Joey who is autistic. Both Perez and Joey's doctors agree that medical cannabis has had nothing but positive affects on Joey, even saved his life. Further studies of cannabis with autistic patients have been just as successful. All medical treatments should be done responsibly, with a medical professional and using proper medication. However one Florida man took matters into his own hands, putting his autistic children in danger in the process. Palm Bay Police arrested a father of two autistic children after responding to a domestic dispute. When officers arrived at Scott Crawley's apartment last Tuesday, they discover a battered elderly person, a pipe and what appeared to be marijuana. The "marijuana" turned out to be a very unsafe synthetic cannabis that has similar effects to marijuana, but what they found next was just disturbing. A FaceBook video
Man Faces Charges For Growing Cannabis For Ill Wife
 A Florida man is facing charges and possible prison time for growing medical strength cannabis for his severally ill wife. Robert and Cathy Jordan have been medical marijuana activists for almost 20 years, fighting for patients rights after Cathy was diagnosed in 1986 with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or more commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. The couple had tried everything to treat Cathy's illness, and as she got worse they decided to try a more controversial approach, medical marijuana. “If there was something else I could use, I would use it,” Robert said. “She has used everything they tried to prescribe to her, but nothing works.” Except the cannabis did, and the Jordan's finally had some hope for their future. Robert began growing high quality cannabis at home for his wife's personal use. Cathy was originally given only about five years to live, but using medical marijuana to treat her illness she has prolonged life almost 20 yea
Mango Salsa
Mango Salsa Serve mango salsa with grilled pork, fish, or poultry. * 1 large mango, peeled, cut in 1/4-inch cube * 1/4 cup red bell pepper, cut in 1/4-inch dice * 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh cilantro, finely chopped * 1 1/2 teaspoons red wine vinegar (or cachaça) * 2 teaspoons lime juice * 1/2 teaspoon Sugar * 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped, or to taste In a medium bowl, combine all ingredients. Mix well. Let stand at room temperature a half hour before serving or refrigerate up to 24 hours. This does not hold up well and should be used within the 24 hours.
Man Got His Job Back.
well make it short. well my man got his job back finally after 4 months and he is on cloud nine. he had lost his job cause he got hurt on the job and they fired him cause of it. if u want to know more just ask.
Mango
Your Scent is Mango Sultry, sweet, and mellow You enjoy every moment of life! What Scent Are You?
Man-gina, She-nis
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half 8. See if he could finally do a split 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet 6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too 1. Finally find that damn G-Spot Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world 9. Get a blowjob 8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat" 7. Pee standing up 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently 5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm 4. Touch/shift herself in public without
"mangled Minds"
Our thoughts are brought together Our minds mangled and riddled Past experiences have brought on a life of sinning Trajic thoughts and pleasant dreams have woven a single thing Post-mordum and the inequities of life have caused us to come together Years of seperation and empty thoughts of each other have brought us closer together Now our minds are mangled We are left with a list of decisions; not knowing which will be bad Seperated we are lonely and decrepid Being alone and out of touch have caused us to lose our way We now feel happy; a happiness that either of us have only dreamt about. The way of sin and the light of chance have brought us together Our mangled minds are leading us down a tunnel of light The light at the end of the tunnel shall show us the true meaning of life Guide me and I shall guide you Welcome to a new life
Mangos! Mangos!
Just finishing up the last of the Mangos! Mangos! that Michelle and I bought at the LB B of A over New Year's weekend. Mmmmmmmmmman, these things are sticky! Sweet as hell...and now I got a sticky keyboard and I need to floss my teeth! Yummmmm!!! Missing ma girls! XOXOXO Christa Happy Loooooong Weekend! Stay sexy! Christa Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts PuRrPoWeR@ CherryTAP
Man Gets 5,000 Calls For Youtube Posting
Mon Apr 23, 7:47 AM ET Ryan Fitzgerald is unemployed, lives with his father and has a little bit of time on his hands. So, he decided to offer his ear, to anyone who wants to call. After posting a video with his cell phone number on YouTube on Friday, the 20-year-old told The Boston Globe he has received more than 5,000 calls and text messages. Fitzgerald said he wanted to "be there," for anyone who needed to talk. "I never met you, but I do care," a spiky-haired Fitzgerald said into the camera on his YouTube posting. He planned to take and return as many calls he could, but on Monday at 5 a.m., his T-Mobile cell phone payment will begin charging him for his generosity when he is no longer eligible for free weekend minutes. "I haven't quite figured out what I'm going to do about it," he said. "Come Monday, no way I'm going to just hang up on people and say, 'I don't have the minutes.'" Fitzgerald, who said people consider him "easy to talk to," was inspired by Ju
A Man Get's A Peanut Stuck In His Nose Lol
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying They became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with Her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said He could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, Then proceeded to shove two Fingers up the father's nose and told him to blowhard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? Wh
Mange La Mode
A friend of mine is involved with this group to explore with her fashion designing and modeling. I am so proud of her for taking the leap of faith and exploring the realm unknown. Check out the site Mange La Mode and let me know what you think.... It certainly isn't for everyone, but it can spark a few imaginations.... :D
Mango
I went awhile back to Petsmart and adopted a cute kitty to replace my old man Baxter whom I'd had since college - he was there with me through painful times, like my divorce, and was very loving and cuddly (just like a dog). So I found a cat that looked JUST like Baxter & I couldn't resist. Well - they told me... it was a fixed female. I looked and said ... uh.... this is an un-fixed male. They told me I was wrong. I said... I'd never seen such large balls on a female cat. And they told me that it was just "large". Uh.... ok..... So I took her home and we named her Mango. I finally made it to the vet for "her" ckup and sure enough Mango is a he. So that is how we ended up with a male cat named Mango.... See - I'm right some of the time....
Man Getting Baby Off The Bottle Is Hard
ok i have a 19 month old son who im trying to get off the bottle its really hard because he is crying all the time. and my mom is yelling at me to get him potty train thats hard too. all he wants to do is stand up like daddy but he cant do that just yet.
Mango Is Missing
October --- Jeez - I never let Mango out but he slips out every so often, especially if the kids leave the back door open. Then he makes his quick escape - and off he goes. Well - there have been times when he was gone for a day - but he's been gone since the beginning of the week and it's now Thurs. I don't like to look - but I've been peeking on the side of the roads hoping not to see any squashed kitties - but no Mango. So I imagine he's at a neighbors house - as the hurricane remnants caused a lot of rain here today. And the problem is that I leave for the gulf coast Sat morning for my high school 25th reunion. So he'll be outside - or wherever- until Sunday when I get back. He's fixed and usually fixed males don't wander -- but someone must be feeding him. I've never lost a pet before - and it hurts..... Well - Mango came back when I got back on Sunday - a little banged up but no worse for the wear - then he slipped out again and I haven't seen him in 3 days.... sig
Man Guilty Of 1975 Child Murder
Man guilty of 1975 child murder A 54-year-old man has been jailed for life for the murder of schoolgirl Lesley Molseed more than 30 years ago. Ronald Castree, of Brandon Crescent, Oldham, Greater Manchester, was told by the judge at Bradford Crown Court he must serve a minimum of 30 years. Lesley, 11, vanished from her Rochdale home in October 1975. Her body was later found on moors in West Yorkshire. She had been stabbed and sexually assaulted. Castree's DNA matched semen found on Lesley's clothing. Stefan Kiszko spent 16 years in prison for the murder, after being wrongly convicted in 1976. He died soon after his release from jail. You left [Lesley] for dead, drove back to Rochdale and carried on with the rest of your life as if nothing had happened Judge Mr Justice Openshaw The guilty verdict came after 11 hours and 38 minutes of deliberations by the jury and was a majority decision. After the sentencing Lesley's mother, April Garrett, read a state
Mango's And Advocado's
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men may
Mango Margaritas
Mango Margaritas Recipe courtesy ?Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Desserts,? Miramax Books, 20 Show: Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee Episode: Spring Fiesta Mango Margaritas Sugar, for rim of glasses 1/2 lime, cut into quarters 1/2 cup tequila 2/3 cup mango nectar 3 tablespoons bottled lime juice 1 cup ice cubes Spread a thin layer of sugar on a saucer. Run 1 lime wedge around rim of 2 margarita or martini glasses. Press rims into sugar on saucer to create narrow sugared edge on each glass. In a cocktail shaker or small pitcher, combine tequila, mango nectar, lime juice and ice cubes. Shake or stir vigorously for 30 seconds. Strain equal amounts into each glass. Squeeze juice from 1 lime piece into each drink and drop lime piece in. Serve immediately.
Manga Sites
www.mangavolume.com www.onemanga.com www.mangahunt.com www.read.mangashare.com www.mangaspot.com
Mangled Spirit
Mangled Spirit You saw only tears But it was my lifeblood Spilling over onto the ground As my heart lay shattered and dying My soul fading and crumbling to dust Now a faint ember of life Flickers inside this shell That was once alive and loving This living death never ending Never to waken from slumber Is but a wishful dream Each moment of time Brings zombified movements Blank stares from a mangled spirit No one notices nor cares About the living dead in their midst As they scurry about Taking what they can Sue E Price Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price
Man Grows Pot In Cost-savings Move
Police: Man says he grew pot in a cost-saving move Wed Aug 20, 3:40 PM ET TYLER, Texas - A Tyler man accused of growing marijuana in an alleged cost-saving move is jailed on felony possession charges. Bond is $15,000 for 55-year-old John Daniel Miller III, who remained in the Smith County Jail late Tues Sheriff's Sgt. Randal Hiller declined to release information on Miller, including whether he has an attorney following Monday's arrest. Sheriff's Sgt. Randy Meadows told the Tyler Morning-Telegraph that a tip led officers to some rural property, where several marijuana plants — encircled by old tires — lined the driveway. Deputies confiscated more than 70 plants worth about $100,000. Meadows said Miller told deputies he knew they were coming "sooner or later" and he was cultivating his own marijuana because the cost of buying the illegal substance had gone up.
Mangoes
The great fucks in life what do you remember it’s not the orgasm but something small the way your shoulders shook when I held you in the rain how your cigarette smelled when you exhaled in my car or just watching you laugh discovering your joy I don’t want to belabor this what’s done is done but I can’t forget your throat or the way you talked to my cat in your cat talking voice and I can’t visit that now I can only be with you in the place that doesn’t begin or end I can’t remember my orgasm but I can see your head slamming back against the arm of the sofa high stakes poker shouldn’t have bet all of me maybe you can run you can hide and I wish I could I have my writing is it enough would I sacrifice that if I really thought it might but there was nothing that I could ever have said or done I can’t remember my orgasm I see myself having sex with a hole in the crotch of your torn jeans and thinking that was the living end this town is like
Mangled Spirit
Mangled Spirit You saw only tears But it was my lifeblood Spilling over onto the ground As my heart lay shattered and dying My soul fading and crumbling to dust Now a faint ember of life Flickers inside this shell That was once alive and loving This living death never ending Never to waken from slumber Is but a wishful dream Each moment of time Brings zombified movements Blank stares from a mangled spirit No one notices nor cares About the living dead in their midst As they scurry about Taking what they can xxx xxxxx Copyright ©2005 xxx x xxxxx
Mango
"I've always thought that eating a mango was a lot like having oral sex." I laid the the knife on the counter, wiped mango juice from my hand. "What the fuck kind of oral sex were you having, m'dear?" He explained. He was recollecting his mango-munching experiences in India. "I didn't have a knife, so I just did what the locals did - bit off a bit of the skin and devoured it that way." I pictured this whilst sucking on a peeled square of mango, and I have to admit, it did seem oral-sex-like. Minus the skin-removal part, of course. (c)2009
Mangolicous
Need to adjust your lattitude in a hurry. Fill a 20 oz glass with chipped ice and add Cruzan's Mango flavored rum. I need a beach!
Man Gets Tasered During Baseball Game For A Wrong Seat
I was reflecting on our civil rights today. Do we still have them? Or are they slowly being taken away? Check out this video on my comments and let me know what you think.By the way I am not anti-cop,they have a very hard job.But I am pro freedom.
Mang Giày Tăng Chiều Cao Bao Nhiêu Là đủ??
Hẳn việc các đấng mày râu mang giay tang chieu cao bí mật không còn là việc xa lạ. Do nhu cầu thiết thực về vẻ đẹp mà giày tăng chiều cao giờ đã là sản phẩm quen thuộc của mọi đối tượng trong xã hội. Nhưng bạn đang băn khoăn không biết mình nên chọn đi đôi giày tăng bao nhiêu chiều cao là phù hợp, Giay cao Elegans Shoes xin chia sẻ một vài kinh nghiệm trong việc chọn giày chỗ mỗi người. + Giầy tăng chiều cao 5cm :   Nếu bạn sở hữu chiều cao 1m7 trở lên và thân hình thanh thoát  thì đây quả là một sự lựa  chọn tối ưu nhất. Giầy tăng chiều cao 5cm đi lại khá thoải mái, v
A Man & His Parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.At first the guy just waits, but then he sta
Manhatten...
i remember a time on the train in manhattan in the afternoon, I decided to go in early to catch up on some overtime at work. On the train ride downtown was a man poppin mad junk to this lady in the train...I'm lookin like I know this fool is not talkin like this to a lady. He is yellin at her about something. So the other Black men on the train told this guy to shut up and leave this lady alone..He based up to her for several minutes..So the lady says I'm pregnant, not fat..He says shit ya ass fatta than a motha....So this one Black man got up and said to the man shut up leave the lady alone. The man went on and on. (You know that scene in the AIR PLANE movie where all the passengers got up to slap the shit out of the lady)well once one man got up it was like five of them did...They all took turns punchin the shit out of this man who could not leave this lady alone...The man is still poppin shit...So when he got off the train a bunch of young tender brotha's got off too. The man st
Man How Time Flies!
I have been realizing more and more over the last couple weeks that my kids are growing faster than I have ever thought or have gotten comfy with yet. I went shopping for clothes for them a couple weeks ago and I noticed how much bigger they were than I was thinking and also I have realized that my son is SOOOO much more mature than he has EVER been. They are looking at taking him out of special ed because his behavior is no longer a learning disability to him anymore and he has made this HUGE improvement in less than one school year. He has worked so hard and gotten so much better. He now has more friends and has gained the respect of the other kids because of his level of improvement. It sometimes hurts my heart to think that my babies will be 2nd and 5th graders next year. Its like it was yesterday that they were in my arms coming home from the hospital and I was changing their diapers. Although it hurts a little...I am so proud to see what they are slowly becoming. I am sur
Manhood
There we were. We stood alone in the laundry room about to get on some serious spin-cycle strokin'. She was sitting on the washer with her legs spread and I was standing in front of her a centimeter from her face and a nanosecond from making her coochie Bounce with some thick-dizzled Cheer that I was about to lay Down… ….. -y. Oh the joys of illicit sexcapades! Both of you are willing to get it all the way on anywhere that allows for entry into the pink snappin tunnel of love. No inhibitions! No cares! Only unbridled urges to saddle up and ride that bytch into the sunset. So as we stand there, about to do what we came to do while her whites were in the dryer, her colors in the washer, and her body in my control, I couldn't help but think about how much fun it would be to stroke in the laundromat like they do in the movies and then go brag about the shyt to my boys — 'cause you know that's what young niggas do. Then her boyfriend walks in. Ya'll remem
A Man Has Six Children...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?" His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Manhunt 2, And Nintendo
"Games made for Nintendo systems enjoy a broad variety of styles, genres, and ratings," a representative told GameSpot. "These are some of the reasons our Wii and Nintendo DS systems appeal to such a broad range of people. But as with books, television, and movies, different content is meant for different audiences. That's why the ESRB provides ratings to help consumers understand the content of a game before they purchase it. As stated on Nintendo.com, Nintendo does not allow any AO-rated content on its systems." So... Nintendo supports the ESRB, but they take it a step further and enforce their morality on me, a legal adult who will buy the PC version of Manhunt 2. I can understand their intentions, wanting to maintain the image of wholesome family fun, but Nintendo is hypocritical. Years ago I remember reading about an early Japanese SNES fighting game, Killer Instinct, being renamed to Power Instinct in the U.S., because Nintendo of America didn't want the word "killer" in a gam
"manhattan Better Than Annie Hall? Them's Fightin' Words!"
2 INMATES BRAWL OVER WOODY ALLEN by Dan Benson dbenson@journalsentinel.com Posted: July 23, 2007 Call it Ultimate Fighting Ebert and Roeper. Two Ozaukee County Jail inmates are getting the thumbs down, felony style, from local law enforcement after tussling last week over the off-screen lifestyle of filmmaker Woody Allen. According to a criminal complaint filed Monday in Ozaukee County Circuit Court, the fight began about 5:30 p.m. July 9 during mealtime when James F. Lala, 31, of Grafton asked fellow inmate Corey T. Wilson, 36, of Menomonee Falls what he thought of Allen's marriage in 1997 to Sun Yi Previn, an adopted daughter of Allen's longtime companion, Mia Farrow. "Wilson told Lala that he thought that was perverted," the complaint says. "Wilson stated he continued to eat his meal when Lala came up to him and punched him in the face," and the two began to fight. The fight lasted several minutes, with other inmates looking on until deputies restrained the two m
A Man Hears...
a knock on the door. When he he answers it, there's nobody there, just a snail on the WELCOME mat. Frustrated, the guy picks up the snailand hurls it across his front lawn. Two years later there's a knock on the door. The man answers it and again sees a snailon the mat. The snail looks up and says,"What the hell was that all about?"
A Man & His Dog
A Man and His Dog : "Watch out! You nearly broad-sided that car!" My father yelled at me. "Can't you do anything right?" Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle. "I saw the car, Dad. Please don't yell at me when I'm driving." My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt. Dad glared at me, then turned away and settled back. At home I left Dad in front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts. Dark, heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble of distant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do about him? Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington and Oregon. He had enjoyed being outdoors and had reveled in pitting his strength against the forces of nature. He had entered grueling lumberjack competitions, and had placed often. The shelv
Manhunt: The 12-day Hunt For Lincoln's Killer
Don't let the title or the subject matter scare or fool you...even if you are not a great fan of the Civil War, Lincoln, or history in general. "Manhunt" reads more like an action-adventure than a historical narrative. Drawing directly from the newspaper and contemporary personal accounts of the events, James L. Swanson weaves an action packed tale that follows the moves of John Wilkes Booth and other conspirators from the surrender of the Confederates at Appomattox through the assassination of the president, to Booth's eventual demise. Amazingly, you get a sense of both the desperation of Booth as he flees Washington DC, through Maryland to his ultimate goal of Confederate Virginia and the safety of the Deep South. You also are able to sense the same desperation felt by the various members of the "manhunt" as they all attempt to stop Booth's escape. The loose band of law enforcement officials -- consisting of private investigators, the US Army, and citizens seeking reward, are c
Manhood
HANG WITH THIS. IT TURNS OUT BETTER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on t
Man Hired Stripper For Dad's Funeral
Man hired stripper for dad's funeral A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral. The stripper danced in front of Cai Jinlai's coffin for more than ten minutes at the funeral in Taizhong town. Son, Cai Ruigong, paid her more than £80 to dance in memory of his late father, reports United Daily News. Cai Ruigong says he promised his father a stripper for his funeral if he lived beyond the age of 100. Cai Jinlai passed away at the age of 103 after a three mile walk into town to vote. He was the oldest person in his village and had more than 100 descendants. His son said his father was famous locally for his interest in strip clubs: "He would travel around the island with his friends to see these shows," he added.
The Man He Once Was
Shedding the cloak of the man he once was to become who you think he should be, Renouncing the essence of what was before in attaining the man you now see. The tedious years have tarnished the shine of a brilliance he once called his soul. His pallet of colors now fading to gray with a brush he no longer controls. Recalling the daydreams, the fantasies lost, faint images clouded by time, Creative ambitions, excited predictions, a broken man long past his prime. Regretting his life, in that fictional role he occasionally stops to give pause, Remembering the person inspired to dream in the cloak of the man he once was. By: CrimsonCrow
Manhattan Is My Beat By Jeffery Deaver
Plot Summary: Manhattan Is My Beat takes its name from the (invented) 1947 film noir watched obsessively by murder victim Robert Kelly. Our heroine, Rune, (a punk with a heart of gold) works for Washington Square Video. On a routine pickup to retrieve Manhattan Is My Beat, she discovers Kelly just shot dead, the target of a professional hit. Rune and a woman jogger glimpse the presumed killer as he speeds off in a green car. While cops drag their heels in solving the mystery, Rune takes matters into her own hands, convinced that the motive for the murder is a missing suitcase stuffed with one million dollars--the subject, not coincidentally, of the film that Kelly and Rune both admired. An avid fan of fantasy novels and prone to see life through the prism of magic and quests, Rune takes up the challenge of finding the lost money and catching Kelly's killers. But the formidable hit team is intent upon destroying both possible witnesses to the murder, and their nimble crosses and double
Manhattan From The Sky
Baby, Whatcha doing today, what are you doing later? I don’t know my way through a maze of gray skyscrapers But I’m willing to learn If you want me to I’ll stay just where I am But I promise just to follow when I land And you can take my word for that You are my Manhattan from the sky You look so neat and tidy when I’m way up high, But I know your streets are lined with a fine mess inside And I wanna come down and walk around your mind. Daises, Once upon an old daydream, that’s what you gave me Out on the corner of Broadway and 48th street, On a rainy afternoon Well I could start discovering your world And I would make a damn good city girl Things would start to bloom, I’m sure You are my Manhattan from the sky You look so neat and tidy when I’m way up high, But I know your streets are lined with a fine mess inside And I wanna come down and walk around your mind. I know you want me to see don’t lie to me Why you gotta go b
Man & His Wife
This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down. The husband and wife were enjoying the scenery as they drove along. While unbeknownst to them, Maisy gave birth to seven puppies while laying on the back seat of the automobile. The couple continued to drive along, unaware of the new arrivals. Soon the road began to deteriorate and was beginning to become quite rough. Suddenly, the car ran over a deep pothole in the road, and one of Maisy's puppies bounced up and out of the car, landing on the roadway just in front of a police car that had been following the man and his wife. The police officer switched on his lights and siren, and soon had the couple pulled over to the side of the road. What are you pulling me over for? Queried the startled driver. T
Manhood
Does Crying When Something Bad Happens In Our Lives Make Us Less Of A Man Or Does It Make Us Stronger And Let Us Know That We Aren't Cold Hearted Bastards That Only Think About The Next Piece Of Ass We Can Get. Give Me Some Insight Write Me Back And Tell Me What You Think, Men & Women Both Feel Free To Answer?
Man Hunt Pt 1
Man HuntBy Kimberly LooneyHe said that when the time came, he'd explain it all to me. What he didn't tell me, was that he simply meant to let me be. When the time came, he was already long gone, and I? Well I was already just as gone. He had already taken my heart, what reason had I to stay? I had come to realize something of a hint of agony is his voice as I walked away into the cold December night. He had hurt me more than I was EVER going to admit to him, so I simply put on my bravest face, and walked forwards towards the way of no where. Once, I had said to him "I could die happy knowing you love me." He simply replied "please don't go where I can't follow." It was then, at that very moment, that my heart broke at the thought of leaving him to ever face the world alone, and in that same moment, I loved him more than I ever had before. Now, as he stood there watching me, listening to my angry footfalls in the snow, I fought back tears and choked back the urge to scream. I wanted to
Man Has A Phull Head Dialog (phd) In Lying
With only One exception, Jesus Christ; Man has been lying since he left the Garden of Eden. I’ve received a lot of good consul from men in my life, but I’ve also come to know that men are completely incapable of being truly honest on their own. It is for this single reason that I have chosen to not have any men friends close to me.   I’m an orphan, so trusting has come at a steep price for me. Learning to accept what is given to me as true has taught me more about myself than I have been willing to seek as knowledge. In my own head, I’ve found more stuff that has its basis in perceptual interpretation than fact or truth. So listening to other men tell me what they believe to be true about themselves has done nothing to show me who they really are. Men are for the most part, clueless as to who they are. And sadder than this, they are completely unwilling to admit their ignorance.   So here’s a new slang term; PHD in lying, Phull Head Dialog in l
Manhood
Im not the picture of hollywoods dream. I can think and define who I am and what I mean I never been a ladies first choices nor do I got a eye for the dudes, Im just confident in who I am I fight, I flirt, I get rough in the dirt, thats the back road path I wanna follow, keep your crimes I want a job Neons signs, tv screens, and bullshit on the mp3 aint gonns tell you about me, just grab a chair and listen to sounds of my book Just cause the color a lil dark. it dont hide the picture of man with a backbone that fells all alone. Everyone says thats life, the rises and falls on this ladder to sucess, Im still gona always do my best ! Dont tell me right from wrong, cause that cheatin where I come from, let me just know the problem to get the solution.  
Manisms
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celeb
Man I Want What This Guy Had
Man Its Late
i'm tired i'm a big wuss i usually go to bed at like ummm 9 10 @ the l8est....due to school and work and home and kids..life is crazy-busy...but newayz i suck i'm boring...nothing cool to chat about...just bullshittin...gosh i'm sleepy...
Manic Monday
Well, like she says..."It's just another manic Monday" Yep, it is Monday once again. But to me it really isn't all that manic. Steve spent the night with me last night. I know what you are thinking Tee. I know I said I was through playing his games but I love him like you love Chris. I will never let him go if I can help it. I would like for nothing more than for him to come home. We had a wonderful night, the most amazing night we have had in years. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder and the sex better! hehehehe! I can't help it though it is like my sexdrive has like quadrupled for him since he left! I can't say what we did let's just say there were alot of firsts last night. I did things to him I would have never dreamed I would do! (not anything gross though) Well, I don't guess you all want to hear anymore of this sappy shit. Any way I think my...our chances of getting back together are getting better. I still don't want to rush him but GOD I MISS HIM! He h
The Manicurist
Lisa looked at her watch and realized if she didn't leave the office immediately she'd be late for her manicure appointment. She looked forward to this hour every two weeks, as sometimes she have a pedicure as well, and since her divorce, it was all the more relaxing. She breezed into the shop and was greeted by the owner, Eva, who had been doing her nails for nearly five years now. Eva owned the small shop, and had a young assitant, Kim. Eva treated Lisa like part of the family, and always embraced her when she arrived. Lisa always liked this part, as Eva, although a tiny Asian woman, had lovely breasts, feeling them pressed against her small ones always gave Lisa a little rush, dampening her panties. Lisa's ultimate fantasy had always been to be with another woman, and Eva had been the star of more than one of her masturbation fantasies. But how does one convey this without risking losing a good friendship? As Eva ministered to her lovely feet, she told Lisa that since Kim,
Man I Am Tired..
So I worked my ass of today, and it paid off. My old partner and best friend will be getting out of jail on bond, so he can get the medical attention he needs, (long story), anyways he's getting out under my supervision, and has a sentancing date in December. He's only doing a couple months, which he could do it standing on his head, but he's out untill then, thank god!!
Man, I Need A Beer....
I have to go shopping for a bunch a shit since I will be on the road for a month straight. Sounds like a shit load of ramen noodles in my future. I'm excited, but a bit down because I'll be away from home and friends and family. And that might be my life for at least the coming year. But I keep telling myself that it's for the better. I'm thinking of buying a jack russell terrier to be my road companion. Keep me from going insane from loneliness on the road. Also keep me from falling into the wrong "trucker" crowd (if there is such a thing). Anyways, I will get to see the country, and go to a lot of places I've never been before. So I guess I need to buy a new digital camera. I need some new tattoos. I know I'm getting a tribal on my right shoulder and tricep, and my son's name on my left bicep, but what else....Any suggestions? Awww fuck it!! I just need a beer!! I'm thinking to hard. I need to just relax. Man, if only I had just won the powerball a couple months ago, things
10,000 Maniacs -- Verdi Cries
I love Verdi Cries by 10,000 Maniacs because it's both a beautiful song and a lovely poem. Like many of the best songs, it's a simple one -- it's just images of a vacation, and reminds us of those happy memories we all have of such times. Verdi Cries by 10,000 Maniacs The man in 119 takes his tea all alone. Mornings we all rise to wireless Verdi cries. I'm hearing opera through the door. The souls of men and women, impassioned all. Their voices climb and fall; battle trumpets vall. I fill the bath and climb inside, singing. He will not touch their pastry but every day they bring him more. Gold from the breakfast tray, I steal them all away and then go and eat them on the shore. I draw a jackal-headed woman in the sand, sing of a lover's fate sealed by jealous hate then wash my hand in the sea. With just three days more I'd have just about learned the entire score to Aida. Holidays must end as you know. All is memory taken home with me: the opera, the stol
The Man I Want To Be
I take some paper on my hand, And with a pencil draw a man The dream of what I'd really, really like to be. A man with courage in his brow, Who's licked his doubts and fears somehow, A warrior of great nobility. But who am I? Just a wandering kid. A cipher on the wall, not even brave at all! And where's my dream like his that I would fight for? And where's my cause like his that I would die for? And in his eyes he's not a afraid Because you see he's got it made The dream of what I'd really, really like to be. A brave and noble, fiery youth. Who's not afraid to die for truth. Who's tall and straight, but best of all he's free! But who am I? Such a fool as I am. A cipher on the wall, not even brave at all! And where's my dream like his that I would fight for? And where's my cause like his that I would die for? But still the paper's in my hand And every day I sketch that man Who knows the truth and what life's all about! My conscience says I should be him I guess I
A Man I Never Knew
He's a man I thought I knew But I didn't He's a man I thought would never turn on me But he did He's a man who said he would always be here for me But he isn't He's a man I thought would be a good father But he wasn't He's a man I never knew
Man Im Bored
hey whats up????? if u got myspace or bebo, hit me up and ill tell u them. also if u have any messenger, i have all of them. Wow ive been busy lately, projects, school. band, fun fun fun!
Manicotti With Creamed Chicken And
12 manicotti 1 chicken, cooked, skinned, boned & cut into 1/2" cubes 1 tbsp. dry white vermouth 1/2 lemon 1 1/2 tbsp. butter 1/4 c. finely chopped onion 2 tbsp. flour 1 c. chicken broth 1/2 c. heavy cream 1/2 c. grated Gruyere or Swiss cheese Salt & freshly ground pepper 1 tsp. butter 3 tbsp. blanched almonds 1 sm. egg 1 c. ricotta cheese 6 tbsp. Parmesan cheese 1 c. chopped parsley 1/2 tsp. grated lemon rind Cook manicotti according to package directions; set aside on tinfoil and spread out so that manicotti do not stick together. Place chicken in bowl with vermouth and squeeze lemon over meat. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and set aside. Melt 1 1/2 tablespoons butter in saucepan and add onion. Cook, stirring until onion is wilted. Sprinkle with flour and cook, stirring with wire whisk or fork. Add broth, stirring rapidly with whisk. When thickened and smooth, add 1/4 cup cream. Simmer about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally; then add Gruyere cheese and salt
Man I Have A Cramp In My Hand Today
Manifesto
Hackers Manifesto by The Mentor The Conscience of a Hacker by The Mentor Written on January 8, 1986 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"... Damn kids. They're all alike. But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him? I am a hacker, enter my world... Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me... Damn underachiever. They're all alike. I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..." Damn kid. Probably copie
Man I Suk At Blogs
i cant mk new ones i have one blog and three dif things under the one blog
Manic Monday
Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth
Manifesto Of A Cynic
There are no soul mates. I think the very idea of it was created to see how crazy humans would get over the idea of a person you were meant to be with. It's not a matter of soul mates, it's a matter of convenence. There is to much space for us to ever find our true soul mate, even if there was one. Because even if we were lucky enough to be in the right place an the right time, what are the chances that person is anywhere near to you. And when it come down to it we would shove off our soul mates for just a little human contact. Everyone has done it, that person that we connect with on ever level, but they are far away. That thing we call long distance relationships, but most of us would give it up to feel someone's touch. This isn't some rant about anyone. This more stems from me. Because I had a person for two years that I connected with on every level and I mean ever level. He was the one person who could tame that wild side in me. But distance makes us waver. There is n
Manic Depressive.....
I bet that got some of your alls attention.. lol.. Yep that is right I can't remember if I told ppl b4 or not but I'm manic depressive or bi-polar syndrome.. lol.. Anyway, as I sit here writing this I wonder to myself what is the use of continuing to take my meds when they seem to dule the way I feel, slow my mind down and utterly make different from what I am use to.. It does help, I have to agree I don't get upset as easy and I don't fall into that deep depression.. ;-/ Okay to the point, I didn't take my meds yesterday and last night and I put up some great art work.. :D I love the way the art flows from me when I am feeling down, i can see the dismay in the pix that I work with. I see the pain in the face that I am looking at or the person they want to become. I am running on about 2 hours sleep due to alot of things going on in my head. Good thoughts, bad thoughts, and even some new pix I want to try to do. I don't sleep at night because my brain can't shut it self of
The Man I Love.....
I'm so happy because I'm engaged to the most amazing man in the world.... I love him with all my heart. He is so good to me. He makes me feel like I"m the only woman in the world. I couldn't believe the day that he put the ring on my finger... It was so amazing. He makes feel like I can do anything and all I need is his love. He is the other part that I've been missing all my life. His name is David. and I would be lost. I'm so excited about becoming Mrs. David Francis. I can't wait until that day gets here. So He can finally make me whole again....
Man... I'd Totally...
Trade a sexual favor for a massage right now. Fuck, my body is sore.
Man In The Box !
Man In The Box Video - Alice In Chains lyricsAlice In Chains Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
The Man In Black
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
Man, I Really Need New Pics
So I'm looking through my folder and thinking, "I need new pics". I probably won't be able to get to it for a couple of weeks still (I got some costumes to sew for the upcoming Mardi Gras festival around here). I guess if anything my new pics will be from the festival. So it's been a quiet morning so far. Everyone is still asleep. However,I am on my 3rd cup of coffee. I'm sure I won't get to play with Sis this weekend since her Hubby is home til sunday. It turns out he's doing really well at the academy (15 more weeks Bro! You can do it!!!) Don't worry, Sis...I'll help get you through it :) I know this is kinda a "boring" blog entry...I just felt the need to write and didn't feel like posting it on any of my other blogs. I've been doing a lot of piano therapy lately which always leads to alot of poetry therapy. I usually hide my poetry entries. One-because I am shy about my work. Two- they usually end up being song lyrics and I have an irrational fear that someone would swipe
Man In The Glass
The Guy in the Glass by Dale Wimbrow, (c) 1934 When you get what you want in your struggle for pelf, And the world makes you King for a day, Then go to the mirror and look at yourself, And see what that guy has to say. For it isn't your Father, or Mother, or Wife, Who judgement upon you must pass. The feller whose verdict counts most in your life Is the guy staring back from the glass. He's the feller to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear up to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may be like Jack Horner and "chisel" a plum, And think you're a wonderful guy, But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years, And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've cheated the
Manisms
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the is temperature unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you mus
Manic Monday!
Time sure flies when you do not have time to think about it...........in just a very few days it will be ONE year since I got my divorce..( Feb 14th)...so many things have changed, not all for the better, but mostly! For some odd reason there have been so many changes in my spirit, things that I could have never even imagined before.......it will all take a lot of getting used to! I have always been a loving compassionate person,& Empathetic & Sympathetic... seeming to put everyone before myself..a good thing to me! The only real thing that bothers me, except for my sons, is the 36 years i spent married was such a waste.All my life I dreamed of being loved honestly and completely, now am at the age for it to be impossible!Oh well, life does go on and on and on.....and Tomorrow is a much better day! So, sorry about this venting, love you all and thanks for being my friends! Hugs!
Manitoba History
Without the friendship of a remarkable Indian the settlement at the forks of the Red and the Assiniboine rivers could not have been established as early as 1812. Chief Peguis was born in 1774 near Sault Ste. Marie and originally the spelling of his name was Begwa-is (he-who-cuts-into-the-beaver-house). When a young man he lead a group of Saulteaux to the Red river and occupied the territory about Netley Creek where the Red flows into Lake Winnipeg. He and four other chiefs claimed authority over all the Red River Valley, and when he became aware of the great rivalry between the two fur-trading companies, Peguis foresaw trouble and warned the Indians against taking sides. He was a man of great oratorical gifts and strength, and quite handsome in spite of the loss of part of his nose-bitten off in a fight when he was young. He wore his shiny black hair in two long braids studded with bits of brass, a breechcloth, cotton shirt, red leggings and a blanket. When he wished to impress othe
Manic Monday
Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissin' Valentino By a crystal blue Italian stream But I can't be late 'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid These are the days When you wish your bed was already made *It's just another manic Monday I wish it was Sunday 'Cause that's my funday My I-don't-have-to-run day It's just another manic Monday Have to catch an early train Got to be to work by nine And if I had an aeroplane I still couldn't make it on time 'Cause it takes me so long Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear Blame it on the train When the bus is already there CHORUS All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down He tells me in his bedroom voice C'mon honey, let's go make some noise Time it goes so fast When you're having fun
Manic Monday~~the Bangles
To all those who feel the same about Mondays as I do......Have a great up coming week....
Manifesto
Live with intention Walk to the edge Listen hard Practice wellness Play with abandon Laugh Choose with no regret Continue to learn Appreciate your friends Do what you love Live as if this is all there is.
A Man In My Imagination
As I lay here in my bed, thoughts of you run through my head My hand slides down, my mind wanders off I imagine us together, i start feeling hot Oh to be with you, for it to be real Chain me to your bed, make me FEEL Your lips, you tongue, anything just dont stop All night we have...its going to be hot!
Manila Na Manila!
I was watching a website called SOHH.com....and they were talking about the rapper E 40's death rumors. In it they were saying that he was killed in a car accident on the way to Vegas for the NBA all star game .....and how many arrests were made at his party when viloence broke out or some shyt. Anyway....dude is not dead....and he was cracking on the media and the rumor mill and inconsistencies in the story and all other types of bullshit.... anyway....one of the inconsitiencies *cough*lies*cough* was the fact that he died in a car crash on the route he took to get to Vegas.....which is not even the route you travel to go from the Bay Area to Vegas.... Even more ridiculous was the fact that he FLEW not DROVE to Vegas.....so there was no car accident involving him to speak of.... well anyway...he flew on Southwest Airlines.....and he was calling it Soul Plane....hahahaha....which reminded me of my bootleg flights on SWA....which made me think of this..... Ya'll kno
Man Im Confused!!whats New???
man,i dont know what to think or do anymore,everything just seems so jacked up and confusing.is a friend a friend if the friendship is on their grounds with their rules or does it have to be my rules ? why does there even have to be rules?isnt a friend someone that is by your side no matter if your on top of the world or the bottom of a manuer pile.? someone that will talk as well as listen?someone that laughs with you as well as lends a shoulder to cry on recently i had a friend tekk me ,i dont want u talking to that person,i dont like them.well if they dont like them but i do,isnt that my buisness?do i drop one friend to keep the other?well i just said i choose my friends,no one else.they both got mad becouse i wouldnt drop the other,now im out two supposed friends and they are now all buddy buddy,huh??? i get along with anyone that wants to get along with me,some do become friends,others become casual how ya been friends.id never drop someone for liking anyone,my oppin
Manic
well today i am feeling manic. all sorts of reasons why in 2 days i ge to meet the man i have fallen in love with off of yahoo. in 2 days i get a weeend away from my children to party be an adult again and be arund my best friend whom i see once in a life time. but today isnt that day today is a day that feels like an eternity away i am feeling nercous scared sad happy mad evil and nervous lol...
2001 Maniacs Killing Scene
Thee best way to capture n kill
Man Interrupted
Ok, so i tried to see you and be with you i was in love with the old you i was in love with that moment so many years ago, you were so sweet and kind, i thought... with age, it would mature even better, like a fine wine. but it didnt, you turned out to be rotten to the core. disregarding my feelings until i couldnt take it anymore i still think of our fond memories and time together i thought our love could stand the time of weather. but it didnt, i waited for you by the phone for you to call. you acted as if nothing happened at all no remorse ...no regret.. but i wouldnt give up just yet. i called day after the day the following week. to see if my interest you still peaked but its gone, that fleeting moment is at its end. now my heart will pretend to mend. i was doing so well without you . before you came back into my life now i am just a Man interrupted.
Man Is A Genous
This guy is a freakin genius... I bolded some that stuck out to me :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in t
The Man Is A Dipshit
ya know the more i think about it the more i want to get into the octagon and fight joe rogan...just to show the world what a total load of shit he's been feeding everyone..i mean come on he started shit with mencia to jump start his rapidly disapearing fame cause lets face it..he isn't funny and well...he's not really famous anymore..i mean really..HOW'S FEAR FACTOR DOING JOE?!..i've seen videos of him choking out some radio producer that he let get a rear naked choke on himanyone can choke a person out if that person doesn't put up a fight...he likes to brag about knowing all these fighters and being a bad ass...he couldnt kick a midgets ass if the midget was bent over and in a coma...COMA!.....fuck joe rogan..and if anyone can ararnge it..put that bitch in a ring with me...we'll settle it once and for all.
The Man In The Glass
THE MAN IN THE GLASS (Author Unknown) When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass.
* Manifest *
* MANIFEST * ********************************************************************************************* * your dreams into reality and your reality into your dreams * *********************************************************************************************
A Man Is:
So, here is a little exercise. I want you to write what " A man is to you". Here is mine. ============= A man is… -Someone who focuses on his dreams. -Someone who does not apologize for his testosterone, i.e. for his desires. -Some who never feels he has to prove himself to anyone. -Someone who feels his sexuality and is not afraid to show it Ok, so what is yours?
Manifest
"You see I loved hard once, but the love wasn't returned I found out the man I'd die for, he wasn't even concerned And time it turned, He tried to burn me like a perm Though my eyes saw the deception, My heart wouldn't let me learn From um, some, dumb woman, was I, And everytime he'd lie, he would cry and inside I'd die. My heart must have died a thousand deaths Compared myself to Toni Braxton thought I'd never catch my breath Nothing left, he stole the heart beating from my chest I tried to call the cops, that type of thief you can't arrest Pain suppressed, will lead to cardiac arrest Diamonds deserve diamonds, but he convinced me I was worth less when my peoples would protest, I told them mind their business, cause my shit was complex More than just the sex I was blessed, but couldn't feel it like when I was caressed I'd spend nights clutching my breasts overwhelmed by God's test I was God's best contemplating death with a Gillette But no man is e
Manimal
The Man I Can't Stand Is Back Again . . .
The Man I can't stand He has come again to stay He spends all my money Leaves me barely a pocket of jingle He Drinks all my beer Triumphant pyramids linger He smokes all my cigarettes Crushed red packs tossed on the floor He eats all my food Dishes never reach the sink He stinks up my house Feet, sweat, sex, and semen He wears my clothes Rest in peace where they lay He sleeps in my bed I dread to hear him snore The man I can't stand He has come again to stay
The Man In My Dreams
THE ANTICIPATION OF OUR DANCE BETWEEN THE SHEETS WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT. MAKING LOVE TO OZZY IN THE BACKGROUND, I THINK I FINALLY FOUND MY MATE! SQUEEZING MY NIPPLES, MAKING ME WET, THINKING OF OUR LOVE MAKING, OH HOW YOU MAKE ME GET. OUR BODIES LIEING TOGETHER IN PURE SOLITUDE, HOW HOT WE FELT FOR EACH OTHER IN THE NUDE. YOUR KISSES SO TENDER, YOUR LIPS OH SO SOFT, HOW I DREAMT OF THIS MOMENT TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. YOU'RE A GIFT FROM HEAVEN,AND MAKE ME HAPPY THROUGH MY PAIN AND STRIFE. YOU OPENED MY EYES WIDLEY TO SEE ANGELS DO EXIST! I LOVE YOU MORE WITH EVERY BREATH AND WHEN I'M NOT NEAR YOU, YOU ARE SURELY MISSED!
Manic Monday Lol
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The Man I Love
Wow,where do I even begin,and why am I even posting this,for all the world to see?.Because I guess I need to get this off my cheast, I feel as though I am going to break out of my skin. An actual study says the human heart takes 18 months to heal after an inital break-up.18 months for a broken heart to heal.My heart has been broken for 8 years,and yet,I love him still with every broken peice.I won't go into my relationship details,needless to say I was young,he was my first in every way.Since I was 14 I have related in some way,this man, with a part of my life.Every step I have taken without him by my side,was taken with the thought that my steps would lead back to him.We have spent days, months,years apart,yet time brings us back together,and it's always like we have never been apart.And I have loved this man so much,that I was never able to be that clingly type of women that would take what ever means nessasary to hold onto my man.That isnt what love is about.I loved him s
The Man In The Glass
The Man In The Glass When you get what you want in struggle for self And the world makes you a king for the day, Just go to the mirror and look at your self, And see what the man has to say. For it isn;t your Father, or Mother, or Wife Whose judgement upon you must pass; The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life, Is the one staring back from the glass. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you right to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the man in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've have cheated the man in the glass.
Man! I Feel Like A Woman
Man Im Bored!!
Does anyone wanna keep me company? Im soo friggin bored. I had to stay home take care of my baby girl while theres no father around that often. That sucks but shes my world. Feel free hollar me up!! Bunches of Luv
Maniac
Man In Hospital;-)
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A beautiful young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet." Struggling, he again asks the nurse, "Are my testicles black?" Finally, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand, holds his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says, "There’s nothing wrong with them!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice, but, are my test results back!!"
Man, I Feel Like A Woman....
This is what happens when you take a quiz that is meant for a member of the opposite sex - LMAO! You Are 36% Girly You are a pretty hardcore tomboy, and a very free spirit. Gender roles be dammed, you like to do things your way. How Girly Are You?
Man In The Mirrior
look at you! man in the mirrior. your pathitic and weak. look at you. bleeding on the floor. all this is you fault you have no one to blaim. so go ahead man in the mirrior, play your game. cut yourself! bleed yourself, run yourself dry! but remember this. play to long. and let your heart be broke. and it will be my turn to play. from which there is no return!
The Man In The Glass..
when you get what you want in your struggle of self and the world makes you king for a day just go to a mirror and look at yourself and see what that man has to say for isnt your father or mother or wife whose judgement upon you must pass the one whos opinion counts most in your life is the one staring back from the glass yyou may fool the whole world threw pathways of years and get pats on the back as you pass but your final reward will be the heartache and tears if you have cheated the man in the glass....
Man I Should Come Here More Often
well, it has obviously been a while since ive been on here. finally found out what was wrong with my back, i have degenerative disc disease and spondylolisthesis,
Man I Feel For These Cops Lol
Man In The Moon Smiles
MAN IN THE MOON SMILES The man in the moon is smiling tonight, As he looks down on me from above. I see a twinkle in his eye, As he promises me a night of love. Can't wait til I see you, my darling. Can't wait til you walk thru the door. Tonight I'll show you I love you, Like I never showed you before. You know how your kisses excite me, As you caress me so tenderly, You have no idea how much I love you, And what you do to me. Soon you'll be lying beside me, Your nude body next to mine. It never takes long to fulfill our desires. And the rapture is so divine. Through the skylight beams the man in the moon, Giving his blessing from way up above. I still can see the twinkle in his eye As he lights our way to love.
Man In The Box
I'm the man in the box Buried in my shit Won't you come and save me, save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat Shove my nose in shit Won't you come and save me, save me Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut
The Man In The Iron Mask
Ok i tryed to post this as a mum but to many people became assholes andI will never post again. Just who was this man?Alexandre Dumas told the story of it being King Louis XIV,Twin brother and of course there is the movie staring Leonardo DiCaprio,So I did some reasearch on the man in the iron mask I had read It in highschool and my teacher had a disscussion.It was brought up that he could of been a marshall of france?Ok so i ran a search thanks to wikiapedia i read great artical.And it mentions that it was not an iron mask at all but possabley a black velvet cloth.ok so heres the link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Iron_Mask so who do you think the man in the iron mask was.
A Man In Central Park
A kaleidoscope of colors Pictures etched in chalk He draws not on a canvas But on a worn out cement block He spends his days in the park On a path lined with rock He possesses nothing more Than a tin can full of chalk He wears a T and faded jeans Frayed at all the seams Beneath his worn out sailors hat He carries all his dreams He draws a peaceful valley And horses running free A field of golden poppies Beneath an old oak tree A lady dressed in crimson red Waving a sorrowful goodbye He pauses for just a moment To wipe a teardrop from his eye A kitten with a ball of yarn A young girl saying prayer A lonely elm beside a brook His pictures take you there Everyday you admire his work Then continue with your stride But do you ever look at him And wonder what’s inside His shrouded thoughts and feelings Beyond your visual range Or do you dismiss him as a bum And toss him your spare change He lives each day for the moment Haunted by a wartime pa
Man I Wanna Go............
Okay So Reggae Rising Is Comin To Cali and I Hella Wanna Go. Damn its like short F****n Notice But I wanna Go Damn........
Manipulating People.
Even if you understand and follow all of the rules for more effectively engaging manipulators, life with them is not likely to be easy. --George K. Simon Jr. Sometimes they want something. Sometimes they want someone to give them something or to feel a particular way. They want power in some way, shape, or form. Manipulators prey on our weak spots. Obsession and guilt are weapons. Manipulators get us to use these weapons on ourselves.
"man I Aint Changed But I Know I Aint The Same"
things are okay the days are longer and hotter and i am more tired, work is work and there is no play i dont feel like im growing or growing in a room thats way to small...... the ones i love will always break me with their words. the ones i hate only anger me more dont judge me i dont speak spanish! i feel beautiful but hidden you can see this in my eyes im lost and confused and.... worest of all i know im doing it all wrong but i have no fucking clue how to do it right
Man It Is Hot!!
I am in Key west for two weeks! Its really hot here right now! Tons of beautiful girls! WHAT IS UP WITH THE CHICKENS? theses things are running everywhere! Too funny. Wish everybody a great week. stay cool!!!!!!!!!1 peace out, Drew
Man I Feel Like Any Add In More Was Then One I Really Do
what drives a person to say stupid shit i am now really mad at my self cause i had to say somthin to stupid thatnow im stuck with facing my dumb ass mistake
The Man In The Glass
the man in the glass THE MAN IN THE GLASS.. IF YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR STRUGGLE FOR SELF AND THE WORLD MAKES YOU A KING FOR A DAY JUST GO TO THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF AND SEE WHAT THAT MAN HAS TO SAY FOR IT ISN'T YOUR FATHER OR MOTHER OR WIFE WHOSE JUDGEMENT YOU HAVE TO PASS THE FELLOW WHOSE VERDICT COUNTS MOST IN YOUR LIFE IS THE ONE STARING BACK FROM THE GLASS SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU A STRAIGHT-SHOOTING CHUM AND CALL YOU A WONDERFUL GUY BUT THE MAN IN THE GLASS SAYS YOUR'RE ONLY A BUM IF YOU CAN'T LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE HE'S THE FELLOW TO PLEASE, NEVER MIND ALL THE REST FOR HE'S WITH YOU CLEAR UP TO THE END AND YOU'VE PASSED YOUR MOST DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT TEST IF THE MAN IN THE GLASS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU MAY FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD, DOWN THE PATHWAY OF LIFE AND GET PATS ON YOUR BACK AS YOU PASS BUT YOUR FINAL REWARD WILL BE HEARTACHES AND TEARS IF YOU'VE CHEATED THE MAN IN THE GLASS not sure who wrote this but i love it
~ Manila American Cemetery And Memorial In The Philippines ~
The Manila American Cemetery and Memorial in the Philippines occupies 152 acres on a prominent plateau, visible at a distance from the east, south and west. It contains the largest number of graves of our military dead of World War II, a total of 17,202, most of whom lost their lives in operations in New Guinea and the Philippines. The headstones are aligned in 11 plots forming a generally circular pattern, set among masses of a wide variety of tropical trees and shrubbery. The chapel, a white masonry building enriched with sculpture and mosaic, stands near the center of the cemetery. In front of it on a wide terrace are two large hemicycles. Twenty-five mosaic maps recall the achievements of the American armed forces in the Pacific, China, India and Burma. On rectangular Trani limestone piers within the hemicycles are inscribed the Tablets of the Missing containing 36,285 names. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identified. Carved in the floors are the seals of t
Man I Love The Small Bus
118 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small
Man I'm Freaking Tired!
Ok I don't know if I have a cold or if it's allergies or what. But I am so damned tired and my eyes are on FIRE! Yes this is my pissy I don't feel good whiney moment in time. It happens sometimes ya know! My night has just flown by and I looked and all the sudden it's 4 am! So at least the time is passing fast tonight. I just got a post from txrose with a beautiful memorial to 9-11. It said to repost it. So I tried and got a VERY nasty error to the effect of "I F-ing Hate you"..what's up with that?? Ok...done with the whining session. Thanks for listening!
Man I Got Smashed Last Night
Goodness !! I ain't been that drunk in a long ass time LOL I drank a half of fifth of vodka !!! I don't drunk dial but I do drunk type LOL and it ain't pretty Plus i tend to cuss a lot more when I am drunk ..LOL My son ended up getting up 2 times I laid him down once and then he got back up about 5.30 right when I was feel smashed up LOL I ended up getting sick in the sink hubby got up and said You ok I was like yea I stumbled into the bedroom laid down he said I said " I love you guys " and then was out in like 10 seconds LOL I reckon I just passed my ass out LOL Whewww this is why I don't like to drink LOL Ohh well It was fun and enjoyed my conversations Ain't drinking much more LOL Latah Gina
The Man In My Life!!!
This man changed my whole life around. The best day of my whole life with him was the day we married. I was never so happy to be with him. He has showed me things and tought me so much. I messed up on alot of things. But yet he still loved me. I will never ever be able to forget him. I close my eyes and I see him in my dreams. I sit and think about him all of the time. Remembering the good times we shared. How can I go on without him in my life??? I have tryed to show the love I had. And I was happy to be with him. I just was not happy with the things that he was doing. That is different from not being happy. God all I asked for was to be giveing another chance. And I can't even get that!!! I will never ever love someone as much as I loved him. Baby I am beaging for you to please give me this one last hope and chance!!!! I love you so dam much. This man is my huband Steven Austin
The Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass. (Author Unknown)
Man, I Feel Like A Woman!
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ... one button at a time. .....No one moves. .....He removes his shirt. .....Muscles ripple across his chest. .....She feels warmer, starts to breathe faster .....She
Man In Court After Pitch Incident Bjn
Man in court after pitch incident A fan ran onto the pitch after Scott McDonald scored the winner A 27-year-old man is to appear in court after a fan ran onto the pitch at Celtic Park during Wednesday's Champions League match. He was arrested on Thursday in connection with a breach of the peace after handing himself in to police. A supporter rushed from the stand following a last-minute winner by Celtic and appeared to make contact with AC Milan goalkeeper Nelson Dida. The man is expected to appear at Glasgow Sheriff Court. Celtic have banned the fan for life from attending all club matches. European football body Uefa said it would decide what action to take after receiving reports from match officials this week.
The Man In Her Dreams
the man in her dreams as she sits by the window and wonders when will the man in her dreams, come to save her, the longing, for the sweetest kiss, for the man shes been dreaming of for so long, for the first look, the first touch, as a tear fall to her cheek so wonders if it will ever be, for the man in her dreams one day, she thinks my dream will be no more, it won't be just a dream and the man in her dreams wont be a dream, it will be more, as she looks up at the sky on a full moon nite,and she wonders how long will it last, the endless nites of dreaming when will it be more, then just a dream, for the man in her dreams in the man she is longing for, for the pain is to powerful, will she make it that long, for the man in her dreams is the one she is longing for copyrighted by catherine levasseur
The Man In The Red Truck
OK, so I go to pick up my daughter at her after-school program. There is a circle drive, and I pulled in along the circle drive to go and get her. I go in, get her, and I come out and there is this old dude ranting and raving about something. It turns out, he was ticked because he had pulled up too close to the car in front of him, and I was too close to him, so he couldn't get out. Now, realize I was in the place for less than five minutes, so it wasn't like he was waiting for forever. I pretty much ignored him and got in the car. I told my usually slow-as-molasses daughter to hurry it up, and as she's getting settled in this dude has the nerve to come up to the window and ask me to back up a little bit so that he could get out, but he was extremely rude about it. I said that I would move as soon as he got her seatbelt on, and he screamed at me "well don't sit there and read a book!!!" I was confused, but then realized that I was holding papers that my daughter had handed me,
Man I Finally Lost Hope.
As you may know i'm some how disable at home.I live my life 24/7 sitting on a wheelchair everyday,and always getting online to check my profiles.During the lost of both of my legs,i been observing my family,and my life.I notice that i started being jealous of my family.Why may you ask?Well my dad after my mother's death found a new girlfriend,My 3 brothers,and sis have jobs,and friends.Which is okay for them.I in a way have none of what they have in life.I used to have friends,but they all left me out after i lost both of my legs.I mean i understand,maybe they don't want to bother with what they see in me,my wheelchair.Eh,i don't blame them anyways.Another thing is i had a girlfriend also,but due to some other crazy female that hates my guts ruin that relationship(thanks Deanna.Anyways it's my fault.I hurt her,and i deserve it,but then again what a bitch for makeing it a big drama,and not trusting me.Oh well i don't have both of the bitches hurting me anymore.This year i went thru alo
Man I Love Women (guess)
I want to buy a sex toy, but I don't know the difference between a vibrator and a dildo! How do I decide what to get? Generally speaking, vibrators are battery-operated or electrically powered devices that buzz or vibrate. They are used mainly for external stimulation, so if you're looking for clitoral titillation -- which most women need to climax -- a vibrator is your best bet. Some suggested types to try: "egg" or "bullet" styles, which have a speed-control lever and can be used for solo satisfaction or with your partner since they fit between the two of you, "hand-free" models that are held in place by straps that resemble a panty or simple body massagers that you can use on your clitoris, as well as on sore muscles. (Body massagers are pretty powerful and often recommended to women trying to achieve the big O for the first time.) When choosing a vibrator, you'll want to consider the intensity of the sensation and the noise level (the softer the material, the quieter the toy).
The Man I Dont Ever Want To Live With Out
This is my hubby he is the best please check him out to help get him points ... thanks every one.. ONEBIGCAT@ fubar
Man I Love Vs. Man Who Loves Me
Lets clarify som thing in my mumm. IThe man I love I have known for two yrs. We just started seeing each other recentlly. Things seem to be progressing really well. Ive met his parents and he has let all his "brothers" to stay away from me cause im his. The problem is we havent sat down and actually discussed if we are going to date seriouslly. Now the man who loves me is also very sweet. I know I could be happy with him, but I dont know that I could love hime just yet.hence the proble,
Maniacal Dolls
Are you tired of the unfair modeling sites/competitions out there? Here at Maniacal Dolls, we are too. The Dolls is a site created by two such women, and is made for men and women who want to model WITHOUT the fakes, and without being the model stereotype. We welcome all shapes and sizes, all alternative styles, and all mindsets. We're looking for site photographers, site models, and contestants for our weekly modeling contest! Site Models must be 18+, I'm sorry, but contestants need only be 16+. Say goodbye to photoshopped, maipulated, false images. Say good bye to being too short, too fat, too plain, too *insert whatever here*. Say hello to Maniacal Dolls. Also, we've created a Fubar for our adult contests. Please help me promote? http://www.fubar.com/user/1378290 (Please repost)
Man In Black
I dream of man in black He stands above me and I am the snack His eyes look through me and he sees my soul He reaches for my hand and we take the stroll Into the dark where he now resides Into the shadows where he hides And now he’s bringing me- What will he do? Hopefully what I want him to His skin like porcelain, smooth and cold And I desire to be in his hold He makes love to me with only his stare And my brain knows that I must beware My body however needs him deep Only one of his kind could creep Into a person this way I’m not just lust, I am prey With his eyes locked on mine, he embraces my fruit His cold fingers slide in me, and his mouth in pursuit Of the pulsing flows of life in me He needs to drink, and I will agree His hands quickly moving inside He tastes me now and I enjoy the ride I feel the pain and it’s more than good I want him so much more than I should Giving of me means marking my death Losing my sun, and losing my breath He feels so good I
Man I Could Fuck Up A Cold Shower
Man In India Marries Dog As Atonement
He tells paper he had been suffering since he stoned two canines to death The Associated Press updated 8:38 a.m. ET, Tues., Nov. 13, 2007 NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday. P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said. Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report. The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved. Deeply
Man In The Box - Alice In Chains
I'm the man in the box Buried in my shit Won't you come and save me, save me [CHORUS] Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? Jesus Christ, deny your maker He who tries, will be wasted Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut I'm the dog who gets beat Shove my nose in shit Won't you come and save me, save me [CHORUS]
Man Iam Soar
So what do you do when you r riding your bike in the rain on the freeway and you see a car with baja plates "that means mexico" cut 4 lanes of traffic and slam into you and your friend at like 50 miles and hour. I almost saved it but i went down at 40 mph. I have a sperated shoulder broken ribs sprained wrist and bump brusies. So we the cops got there not only were the plates fake hes was here illeagl with no ins. so my bike is totalled and my doc bills r going to be alot so please look out for others on the road and get ins if you dotn have any.
Manipulation
How some people do their best to talk themselves and others into thinking that whatever they did isn't their fault and how they are in fact the true victim. Like you could have a man who cheats on the pregnant girlfriend he said he would someday marry, leave her while she's still pregnant, spends every penny he makes on himself, and still tries to make the mother of his child feel like everything he does is because she is driving him to do it. That she brought it on herself. Everytime she gets furious when he proves to not live up to any of his promises or obligations, he claims he is fed up with her treating him like shit when he has been apparently "been so great to her". How can he really be blamed for having lied and manipulated her for so long, when it is really him who should be felt sorry for since he had to put up with her constant sticking up to him every time he acts like a five year old who isn't allowed to have McDonald's for dinner? Manipulation, emotional, and p
Man...it Has Been A Long Three Days!
Geez, I Think This Rainy Weather Is Killing Me. For The Past Three Days I Haven't Done Absoultely Nothing! I Have Had This Damn Headache And It Just Won't Go Away! I Have Pretty Much Just Laid Around The Past Several Days. I Guess After Last Weekend I Was Pretty Much Wore Out. Best Friend And I Had Too Much Fun! I'll Get To That Later. :) I Was In A Fairly Good Mood Up Until About Sunday Night. I Called This Number That I Normally Call About Every Week And The Information That I Heard Was Really Disturbing. It Has Been Really Bothering Me But I Have Tried Not To Think About What Is Going On. I Seem Kinda Out There For Some Reason. Monday, I Did Get To See My Baby Kybear (Best Friends Daughter). She Is Such A Cutie. Her Little Butt Embarrassed Me. But She Did Make Me Laugh. She Always Makes Me Feel Loved. Then Dawn Pinches My Titty. LOL. One Day That Is Going To Get You In Trouble ;). Haha. You Know I Do It Better! LOL. I Don't Know If We Are Going Out This Weekend
Manic Muse By Veronica Ann Cech
My muse is dead, just up and died. Never left a note, never said goodbye. I cajole her and beg her and still she sleeps. My creative flair, a prisoner she keeps. I bang my head, and bite my nails. And still no creative tales. So at long last I give up the fight, Turn off the PC, and say goodnight. And just as my body drifts off to sleep, I hear this annoying little "peep" I tell her . . . "No, go away . . . I called and called for you all day! " But the "peeps" persist and grow louder still Until from my slumber I am drawn against my will. So here I sit in the middle of the night, Gleaning a strange comfort from the monitor's light. And wait and wait for my muse to speak, But all I get is that annoying "peep!" You might find me one early morn , passed on , gone to my Lord, And all because my muse was bored!
The Man Is Not There
He came back to his home Decorations upon his chest Telling of his battles And how he had passed the test He wore his uniform with pride Same as he fought in battles too Doing what was asked by others He did it for me and you He would not speak of his time That he had served in lands afar He would not tell of the medals Asking us to take them for what they are At night he could be heard crying Even shouts he would release Still the sound of battles he fought Inside him would not cease He would stoop and cower When sudden movement he did not know These were pains inflicted in battle When looking at our hero did not show He would walk around in silence Unsure of what was around him there This hero that has done his duty These ugly scars he was forced to bear When a gun shot he heard aloud FLashbacks filled his mind complete Unkowing to all of us that saw him He lived nightmares that each day would repeat Then the word came to us all Our hero was no longer in
A Man Is Incomplete...
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Maniacal Dolls
Ladies and Gentleman! The Dolls are BACK! And it's CONTEST TIME! *throws some confetti and streamers*The February contest theme is LOVE!That's right, Love.YOUR interpretation! Is love Dark? Frilly? Couples? Devotion? Sorrow? Kinky?C'mon, shutterbugs, you make this happen, you make the site go 'round, and we need your help!To enter in contests and be a featured model, just add the page. Contest entries are:1. Your Model name2. Your myspace URL3. Up to three pictures featuring yourself, modeled around the current theme.We'll send you a personalized banner so you can promote yourself in the contest. Contestants must be 16+.So get your pictures in, and help spread the word! Remember to change the URL to "http://www.myspace.com/maniacal_dolls" when reposting on Myspace!
Manic? Maniac. :/
You Are 89% Manic You're not just manic ... you're a complete maniac! You never stop to do anything, including think things through. While your mania is definitely a wild ride, maybe you should consider pacing yourself. Are You Manic?
Man If This Isn't Some Fuckin Irony
This is the FAKEST Bitch I know... although she has salutes and shit.. she is a FAKE friend.. and she owes my friend money for a plane ticket.. Now correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this cunt stain pretty fake herself using pics from 10 years ago and what not? Yeah.. you just got served bitch.
A Man Is A Luxury-not A Necessity
I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man I’ll get one later If I can. I do not need A man at all I do not need one, Short or tall. Not in a house, Not in a van, I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man. Not on the couch Not in my bed I’d rather sleep Alone instead I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man I tried it once ~ He turned and ran I do not need One here or there I do not need One anywhere I do not need A_ _ _ _ing man There must be A better plan Not one at work Not one at play I do not need one Night or day I’ve said it once I’ve said it twice A world without them Could be nice Black men, white men, Men in blue I am through with All of you Even though they Make me drool I’m not a fan of The dating pool I would not could not Be a fool Even for the Biggest tool Now thanks to My new vibrator You _ _ _ _ing man I’ll see you later I’ll try my hardest Not to care Even if he stands There bare!! I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man Tha
The Man I Want....
Every time I look at him, I'll simply stare in amazement at his beauty. When I'm away from him, I will have him on my mind constantly. When I'm troubled, he will honestly want to know why and how he can help. When I have successes, he will truly be happy for me. When I'm sad, he'll hold me and reassure me. When I'm tired and sore, he will rub my aching muscles. When I'm feeling like a party, he'll call all the coolest people to come by. When I travel, he will gladly go with me. When I am horny, he will drive me wild! When my kids needs help, he will always offer. He will respect me, my children, my career, and my home. He will appreciate all I do for him. He will understand me. He will be willing to talk to me about how he feels deep down inside. He will be my best friend. He will be my partner. I will treat him like my King. He will treat me like his Queen. Wonder if I'll ever find someone like this?
The Man I Am
The Man I Am Jealously does not own me I am my own arbiter of emotion I dare not let such dread thoughts Such a dread emotion as jealousy Enter my heart and warp the man I am
Manifesting An Image
"I like that business of pulling it into an internal world and manifesting an image. Color is too close to the real world." -Paul Caponigro
Manic Monday?!?!?!?!?
Jam away the Monday Blues Click on the Picture above to check us out Let's have a good time Jam away the Monday Blues Click on the Picture above to check us out Let's have a good time
Man In The Mirror.. Or Woman Either Way They Suck!!!
So I venture into the grocery store for a span of 10 minutes maybe. Keep in mind my day was already great:D( NOT!) and I come out to my passenger side mirror half gone!! I mean they were kind enough to leave me half my mirror you know? My car has been thru more shit since I have got it a year ago.. both my mirrors were already replace due to the fucksticks my ex hangs with or gets into a fight with and decide to come down my street and fuck with my shit.. not countin my windshield I had to get replace cus one of his fucktards friends g/f he slept with came down and sat his fatass on it shattering it into a million pieces.. arg! Also I have my safety inspection coming up this sat.. and I need new tires cus the pot holes and shit around here are like lake size and did a horrible number on them this winter. well I keep tellin myself that some people have worse shit goin on in their lives and I should stop bitchin and whining about b/s. then my other side kicks in and
The Man In The Glass
The man In The Glass Current mood: bummed When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass.
The Man I Married
What right do you have to hurt Why would you want to lash out Why do you treat us like dirt Not telling what's this about Together eating our meal You start your verbal attack You make sure that we all feel All falling still, drawing back The silence pressing down hard Eyes fixed, staring at our plate Another moment is scarred Hearts slowly filling with hate You are so harsh and unfair Undermining one and all The heart of the kids you tear Always making us feel small Poison continuously spread Unease you constantly sow You make me wish you were dead Why don't you get up and go!! ©dutch2lips June 4th, 2006
The Man In The Arena
The Man In the Arena by Theodore Roosevelt (From a speech delivered in Paris in 1910) It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.
Mania
The rage has fallen (yet again) When does this end? This cycle of fruitless battles. Of pushing that membrane between mania and sane. Why does mania bring the rage? Is it the thousands pounding, screaming for an audience, begging to be heard by the crazy bitch in charge? I can't reboot. (I'm not a fucking computer) I just need one drink, slide it down chasing smoke that still lingers burning the whites. That elusive proof, promises of sanity shortlived, yet so inviting. when they start screaming I want to find something a boring instrument of pain. Hunt the fuckers down. Yank them howling from bleeding ears. Torch them in a bonfire of bones. Laugh with glee, the wicked witch ............survives. A vacuous waste of space. The mind of chaos, begging for use lusting after that sweet pulsing destruction. I need a god damn drink.
A Man Is In Bed With His Thai Girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?' She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'.
Man I Have To Fart!
Why is it that every time I meet someone new and I am attracted to them I have to fart so badly? Ok so yeah all my friends know I can be a gassy girl since I am lactose intolerant, and I am ok with farting around them. In fact I love farting around my friends, it makes me laugh. But anytime it's someone new I get all fart shy. I will literally hold in a fart until I have a stomach ache. I will try and go away from them to release the pressure of my gas but then it won't come out. But the second I am back in their presence I have to fart again. Then you try and do the slick spread the cheeks so it wont make a noise trick. It always works when you practice it at home, it goes off without a hitch, but anytime you actually need it to work it always fails you. I think I am cursed with I'm attracted to you fartitious. Am I alone with this, are there other people who suffer from this horrible condition. I also can't poop around new people, I one time went on vacation
A Man I Wish To Emulate
These are champions who have shattered records, pulverized pole positions and fast laps and faced all kinds of challenges. They live in our memories, remembered by the races they ran and the cars they drove. However, there are exceptions: when we think of Ayrton Senna, we do not remember him by the symbols of his success; we see the portrait of a man. We see the image of a champion in a league of his own, who not only won three world titles (1988, 1990, 1991) and 41 Grand Prix, but who was also able to carry us on the wave of his emotions like no-one else. This is because Ayrton defied speed -not just his opponents. He was attracted by the beauty of velocity and challenged it with unswerving faith. Close to the less fortunate, fair to his adversaries, Senna always drove with his heart, always allowing the man to cross the finish line before the champion. "Ayrton was a star in a league of his own, both as a man and as a pilot; a champion at the steering wheel and a lover of speed, bu
Man In The Mirror
by LateNiteFantasy© I look in the mirror at an unknown face Worn, aged, features seem out of place How in Hell did such a young heart Get trapped in the body of this old fart? I can’t be that old. Life has passed me by? What happened to me? Where did the time fly? Youth sees old, wrinkled and greyed Appearances count, of that I’m afraid. If only they could truly see inside The man within, not dead, not dried. I can’t be that old. Life has passed me by? What happened to me? Where did the time fly? At this age, you’d think I’d know Maybe my mind has started to slow Life’s funny, sometimes cruel and so is fate Found what I want, found it before its too late I can’t be that old. Life has passed me by? What happened to me? Where did the time fly?
The Man In The Arena
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt
Man !!! I Love This Web Site It Soo Awsome
I love it here. and all the love you guys have shown me . thank you soo much Nichole
Manic Delusions
Spinning recklessly care-free into your out stretched arms. Your lips waiting for the hunger of my own. In your eyes I see the silent pleas for me never to leave. I won't go anywhere without you love.. Trembling, I pull your body to mine and frame your beautiful face in my hands. My fingers brushing through your silken hair. Do you have no idea of the effect you have on me? I will kiss away your tears and try my best to see to it that you never cry out of loneliness ever again. Be still now love, I am here. Soft whispers in the night, the wind through your finger tips. My calling to you. I live through midnight yearnings and moonlight kisses on your face. Your lips would be the sweetest yet and the closest to heaven. I could easily fall into you. To breathe as you do. I am here.. with you, always. Feel the warmth of my touch in the sunlight. My longing for you in the stillness of the night. I would surrender everything I am simply to ensure your happiness... Oh if only..
Manicotti
1 lb. ricotta cheese 1 1/2 lbs. mozzarella cheese (grated), divided 1/4 cup romano cheese (grated) Salt and pepper 1/4 cup provolone cheese (grated) Parsley (chopped) 3 eggs 2−3 cups tomato sauce Combine all ingredients together, except tomato sauce. Mix well. (Use 1 lb. mozzarella cheese) Spread some tomato sauce on the bottom of a baking pan. Stuff manicotti shells and place in pan. Spread more tomato sauce in between each layer and on the top, followed by 1/2 lb. of just mozzarella cheese. Bake at 350 degrees F for 3/4 hour. Then, broil for 2−3 minutes to brown top.
The Man In The Mirror
given the chance, the evil consumes me i lash out at nothing, awake now i'm shaking as long as the lights on or i can hear talking i feel like my minds not just his for the taking i hate how the demon's distort my perseptions and make all my dark thoughts feel kinda right i spend all my days in a drug induced prison silently fearing the comming of night cause the dark brings the demons..the ones i'm afraid of they make my mind rancid, all the death in my head i'm deafned by shreiking as they cry out their furies i plug my ears humming... alone in my bed i try to make sense of this life that i'm living i try not to give up, to take that last breath i'm just so damn tired, my need to live failing i long for a pistol...i long for my death now deep in depression, i feel my mind freezing the whispered voice echos,"it's time to be free." evil thoughts pushing their way to the surface now the man in the mirror... is no longer me.
Man In Wheelchair Robs Texas 7-eleven Of Condoms
Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms Fri Sep 5, 9:57 PM ET DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened. But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon. Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
The Man In Black
The Man in Black The person who trurned me on to country music would have to be my mother and grandmother. Growing up in our house my mother played the records of all the greats. Hank Williams, Johnny Paycheck, George Jones, Charlie Rich, Charlie Pride, Dolly Parton, Tammy Wynnet, Patsy Cline, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kenny Rogers, and many others. My favorite has to be the Man in Black Johnny Cash. The twang of his guitar and heavy base lines were before his time. They labeled him Rock-A-Billy. Johnny Cash was born one of five kids to his parents in Kingsland Arkansas on February 26,1932. He grow up on the family farm. He was real close to his brother Jack Cash until a saw mill accident killed him in 1943. Johnny would take his brothers death hard. Johnny Cash Graduated high school in 1950 not knowing where his life was going he joined the Air Force. When he got out he bought a guitar moved to Memphis Tennessee with his new wife. Johnny Cash started out singing
Manic Delusions
Spinning recklessly care-free into your out stretched arms. Your lips waiting for the hunger of my own. In your eyes I see the silent pleas for me never to leave. I won't go anywhere without you love.. Trembling, I pull your body to mine and frame your beautiful face in my hands. My fingers brushing through your silken hair. Do you have no idea of the effect you have on me? I will kiss away your tears and try my best to see to it that you never cry out of loneliness ever again. Be still now love, I am here. Soft whispers in the night, the wind through your finger tips. My calling to you. I live through midnight yearnings and moonlight kisses on your face. Your lips would be the sweetest yet and the closest to heaven. I could easily fall into you. To breathe as you do. I am here.. with you, always. Feel the warmth of my touch in the sunlight. My longing for you in the stillness of the night. I would surrender everything I am simply to ensure your happiness... Oh if only.
The Man I Miss
The man I miss always cheers me up and puts a smile on my face as we are talking. Even through his struggles, his triumphs, his tears, and his laughs I see the man I really love. I miss his voice, I miss his face, I miss everything even though he's only 7 hours away it's something I can not cure. When I realized I loved him it hit me like a ton of bricks, we had been friends forever and then one day boom it hit me. The man I was with wasn't the true man I loved, the one I really truely loved was the one that all along I knew but was afraid to admit it to my heart. Baby I hope you see this and if you do. Know from the bottom of my heart, I do love you. Sure I've said I love many men no doubt about that but this love is different from my mind and my heart. Kat
The Man I Am
The Man I Am Jealousy does not own me. I am my own arbiter of emotion. I dare not let such dread thoughts, Such a dread emotion as jealousy, Enter my heart and warp the man I am. 4-9-99
Manick Tuesday
Well went threw the reciepes that we are using and to make my food list. Just hope we have enough money to get what is needed. Did talk to a friend that said they help me out after they go threw their bills first and see what's left over. Which is good.
Manitobas Wild Kingdom/party Starts Now
The Man In The Mirror
given the chance, the evil consumes me i lash out at nothing, awake now i'm shaking as long as the lights on or i can hear talking i feel like my minds not just his for the taking i hate how the demon's distort my perseptions and make all my dark thoughts feel kinda right i spend all my days in a drug induced prison silently fearing the comming of night cause the dark brings the demons..the ones i'm afraid of they make my mind rancid, all the death in my head i'm deafned by shreiking as they cry out their furies i plug my ears humming... alone in my bed i try to make sense of this life that i'm living i try not to give up, to take that last breath i'm just so damn tired, my need to live failing i long for a pistol...i long for my death now deep in depression, i feel my mind freezing the whispered voice echos,"it's time to be free." evil thoughts pushing their way to the surface now the man in the mirror... is no longer me.
The Man Is Mine
If u all come across a man on this website and his name is Jeremaih Christian and he is from halstead kansas dont talk to him he is mine not urs so u all can FUCK OFF
Man In The Moon
Man In The Moon What is a morning of dew kissed earth With nothing yet to quench my thirst Honey bees flutter on flowers in bloom While a worldly outcast, I live on the moon Longing, yet thriving in life set away Gazing down at the games lovers play An orb cast a warmth setting day into motion While far out of scope the tide moves the ocean I sit on a perch in the shadows of night Casting the stars far into flight Sending down hopes on the tails of the fallen Through wishes I grant to those in true calling As mortals find Love's song set into play I sit here in thought on the outskirts of day The granter of love for all who believe With faith and in hope of the dream they conceived Round and round the earth I do go Watching the world with hearts set a glow Wondering if any who look to the sky Will ever say thank you as I move on by I sit here alone on the arch of my room Fulfilling my tasks the man in the moon Copyrigh
Man In Jeans
I cannot get that picture out of my head. It's of a man, in jeans--hard. So hard that I can see his cock running down his leg. Ugh. The tip of him, outlined. Veins showing. His shaft, wanting to explode.I fantasize of teasing him back again so badly by rubbing my body all over him, feeling his cock throb against my bare skin. Rub against him, wearing the thinest panties, making his leg wet from my desire. Cupping him through his jeans, stroking him with my fingernail tips, making him cum in his jeans. Remembering in my mind, what he look like exposed hmmm....a nice curve to his shaft. How he would feel inside me again. Above all, tasting him. His precum dripping from his tip. That twirl of my tongue.... that first suck down his shaft. The smell of him. His body reaction. His voice. His growls at me. Moans of pleasure. Groans of desire. Then, I think about his hands. Where are they on my body. Our kissing. The want to just have him for one night, at the very least, drives me insane.But
Manic Monday/my Thoughts On Fubar
Today's had its ups and downs. I've seriously thought about becoming a lesbian but I can't...It's not the same. Thought about becoming a born-again virgin and devote myself to god. Can't... *sigh* It's been a rough month for me. -- Okay, I realize this site is sort of a online porno/fantasy bar thing. Hmmm...I don't mind it but is having pornograpic material really important in a profile? lol I'm sort of a prude but I love this site because I can communicate with real people I wont ever see in real life. For me it's like a MMORPG. For those who know what it is, maybe you'll agree. All the leveling up and stuff is like that. This place is a real ego boost too. It's cool to see the ratings I get even though it's just given to me so they can get points. The only problem I have tho are some of the people here that seem to think that just because they live in my area. I'm going to be interested in meeting them in person. As long as this site is as perverted as it is now, l
Manic Monday, One Day Early
Yeah, today was one of those manic days where I just felt like I needed to think to break myself down in certain ways, and build back up again. I will see how that works when I go to work, and when I get more done on said Monday than I did today. Hopefully, this off and on sickness will die *no pun intended*. Rawr, take care folks!
Manic Panic
Some girls are obsessed with drugs Some with Alcohol Some with sports or Love But I am utterly obsessed with dyeing my hair
Man In The Mirror / Mental Maze
a few days ago some one asked me what i see when i look in the mirror...............so i thought about it and ........................... when looking in the mirror i don't see Jeff, i know it's sounds crazy but i don't see me. I see a manifestation of pain, a vesle that no longer belongs to me but to a separate person that keeps me guessing on what way to go. (i've always been differnt from the way i act, dress and even draw. now i'm not saying that i'm special or better than anyone else cuz i'm not but i do have my qualities and talents) for as long as i can remember i have these weird/deranged/psychotic/sick/suicidal thoughts. (i've never done anything to myself). so i decided to create what i like to call a mental maze to block all these thoughts in and keep them seperated. well as off these past couple days it's been getting worse and worse. due to the amount of stress i've been going thru w/ my family. (i'm not saying that my problems r far worse than anyone else's or a
Maniacalmind
Help this guy out! He's a total sweetheart and he's new to fubar. He needs friends! ManiacalMind@ fubar Please?????????????????? :):)
Man In The Mirror--michael Jackson
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Manipulation Of The Human Mind
Mind control is a broad range of psychological tactics able to subvert an individual's control of his own thinking, behavior, emotions, or decisions. There are a number of controversial issues regarding mind control and the methods by which control might be attained (either direct or more subtle) are the focus of study among psychologists, neuroscientists, and sociologists. The question of mind control has been discussed in relation to religion, politics, prisoners of war, totalitarianism, black operations, neural cell manipulation, cults, terrorism, torture, parental alienation, and even battered person syndrome. Mind control as a legal defense tactic (see also temporary insanity) was rejected by the court in the case of Patty Hearst, and in several court cases involving New Religious Movements. Also, questions of mind control are regarding ethical questions linked to the subject of free will. Mind control theories are based on the premise that an outside source can strongly influence
Man I Wish
Man i wish unstead of being cold outside its starts beginning to turn into sring time soon because its is so cold outside f not.
Man In Black
I'm just looking at a man in black. He makes me want to have him in my bed. I dismiss that idea immediately because that just wouldn't be possible. Here I am a lonely, horny woman and Mr. Man in Black would not be in interested. Wait, maybe he is! He keeps staring at me! Man in Black is staring at me Hard. Like he's undressing me with his eyes. Is he thinking about me the way I'm thinking about him? I'm thinking about pulling, no Ripping his clothes off and pushing him on to my bed. Having him rub my body, squeezing my ample hips, kissing the tops of my breasts and nibble on my nipples with his teeth grazing the nubs, bringing intense pleasure to my aching body. Closing my eyes in that little cafe with Mr. Black watching me as I tantalize him in my mini-fantasy. My tongue darts out to lick my lips sexily. I can feel how hard he would be my thighs as we kiss, he'll devour my mouth and I follow along. I'm loving his mouth. His lips would be soft yet hard when they need to be. This is a
Manifestation Of Hate
 Manifestation Of Hate All you have left is your soul to sell I'll take that from you and damn you to hellEternity rotting in the ever rising flamesScreaming for mercy , you scream my nameYour screams fall upon deaf earsThe realization of all your darkest fearsFears of being cold, alone, and dead Now it's your life, no longer just in your head My only desire is to drag you through hell's gateThe perfect place to manifest my hateGreed, seduction, manipulation, and lies These tools heralded your demiseYour screams of agony bring a smile to my faceKnowing you have been put in your final resting place For All Eternity !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     copywrite 2009 visionarymetal music
The Man Inside
i know you better than you know yourself ive rode the currents of your moods you pull me close  push me back you want my love  my respect but to hide your true thoughts from me  is a stab to me  call me your friend  your love  whatever you want  as long as its safe  be that man inside who tells the world  i lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllove her be the one who isnt afraid of life the man who can stand at my side id take an arrow to my heart  die a warrior then lie down and be a coward you keep me around for one reason i burn with an intensity  you want to that so much  but the man i know  would not bow to others  he spoke to me with passionate words of poems  songs of love  only to break my heart now 
A Man I See
A Man I SeeI look in your eyes I seea man of compassiona man of gentlenessa man of kindnessI look at this man and I seelove for his childrencompassion for his childrengentleness for his childrendiscipline for his childrenwhom he lovesI look at this man I see aman with guiding handshusband with loving handsfriend with caring handsfather with strong handsI see a man that wants to teachright from wrong to his childrenI see a man thatis not afraid to admit when he is wrongin love with hisfamily
A Man I Cant Have
lost in a haze im walking into a daze the day starts to fade i wish i could trade trade my life away start a new one become a different person today i hate it all i always fall i fell in love with a man i cant have i dont care others may hate him yea my mom has a restraining order on him for sayin im 35 i can fucking drink shes crazy tellin him what to do but hes my world i fell in love with a man and i cant have him  
Mani-fu-destiny.........
Sitting back each night and watching the endless stream of faces streak by my monitor, I am both mystified and awestruck that so many people are a part of this endeavor.  So many different names, faces......each with a story to share.  Take a few moments and sit...watch as the faces scroll ever moving, from right to left.  Take the time to look and really read the stories, the blog postings and information posted by each nad every one who slides so easily along the top of your monitor.   You might even learn a little about your fellow Fu patrons..........It never hurts to learn!  
The Man I Didn't Want To Be
  Born with despair   I was meant to suffer, born with despair. Emptiness fills  the hole in my heart, Born with depression. Angels with sad wings are now apart of me, They understand my sorrow.   Jose Hermosillo jr
The Man I Want To Love Me
  I have set and thought over this for a long time. I know my fautls,likes,dislikes,mistakes, accomplishments, disappointments in my self. I am not a safisticated kind of person,, but I would not embarrese  you in public. . I am not drop dead gorgiuos , but  I am not  one that you would want to hide in the closet when company came. I am a hard worker, family is very important to me.  Just a little about myself.    The man I dream of falling in love with me , has to be able to keep me interested. I don't need a lot of money spent on me. Flowers, candy , stuff like that suit me well. The little things is what shows you love and care. A love note found as I reach in my lunch pall, is the best surprise of all. He needs to be able to keep me grounded, . I want to know I come first as he would to me. I need a man that can stand by me, beside me, behind me or in front of me if needed. A man that can let me be me , as I was when he meet and fell in love with me. Not wanna change me to what an
Manic Monday
dear bloggy,   track was hard and these girls told me to stop cussing i was like seriously u guys can fuck off! then they were critizing my drinking soda. and these girls are on a dieting and at diner they didnt eat like a diet.   this is all io have to say   the end,   ruthie 
Man In The Mirror
I'm Gonna Make A Change, For Once In My Life It's Gonna Feel Real Good, Gonna Make A Difference Gonna Make It Right . . . As I, Turn Up The Collar On My Favourite Winter Coat This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind I See The Kids In The Street, With Not Enough To Eat Who Am I, To Be Blind? Pretending Not To See Their Needs A Summer's Disregard, A Broken Bottle Top And A One Man's Soul They Follow Each Other On The Wind Ya' Know 'Cause They Got Nowhere To Go That's Why I Want You To Know I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place (If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place) Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change (Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change) (Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Nah) I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish Kind Of Love It's Time That I Realize That There Are Some With No Home, Not A Nickel To Loan Could It Be Really Me, Pretending That They're Not A
The Man I Loved...
In two days, it will be 4 years since his untimely death. I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Sometimes, the anticipation of a traumatic anniversary is worse than the day itself. He was a good man. I know... Everyone says that about someone they have lost, but this is not a twisted perception; he truly was. He raised my two children from my first marriage, and then had a miracle of our own who is now 10. He was an awesome father to all three kids. He was firm but cool about things, and was very understanding. He worked hard to provide for us. He was always thinking of me. He may have looked like a big, burly, intimidating biker dude, but he was warm, sweet, and genuine in his thoughtfulness. I used to think it was corny, but he brought me home many of those little silk roses they sell in gas stations. I still have thm all, sitting in a milk glass vase next to a window. He wasn't perfect. He had his issues. He was argumentative at times. Had to be proven wrong with evidence
The Man In The Basement
Monday, April 06, 2009  Memories... The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly. Pt. 3 Current mood:  creative The Man In The BasementMy mother had this wooden man in our basement.  It came from my aunt, Godess of Earth, who gave it to us as a piece of art.  His arms and legs moved so you could have it as a plant stand, table or whatever your imagination could come up with.  My mother's imagination came up with a man lurking in the basement.  I don't really remember the house in Kenwood, just bits and pieces as we left that house when I was six, but I will always remember that creepy wooden man.  That thing put the fear of God in me like nothing else.  I knew it was there and yet my heart would always go through my throat everytime I saw it, as though there were a real man lingering in the basement.  I'm not sure if there is a person out there who has never been afraid of basements, or where teh fear comes from, but me personally, I think mine came from that man sized Pinocchio.  Ev
Manipulation, Apathy & Stupidity.
Well, another week comes to a close, another oh so exciting week in real life and in Fubarland. Anyone have any fun stories to tell this week? Lol… I don’t know about any of you all, but of late I am getting hit with this feeling of two very prevalent things on here, they are… Apathy & Stupidity Apathy, for the verbally challenged, is when people just stop caring and do not give a f. I hear about it from so many people now weekly, it’s amazing. They don’t rate pics, they don’t rate pages, they don’t fan, they don’t talk..blah blah blah. Whambulance special. During these times I think to myself and often ask those people that say these things “well what do you do that’s different f
Manipulation, Apathy & Stupidity.
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Man In My Dreams
I woke up about 9:15 this morning (thanks to the fucking assholes upstairs) with a raging migraine. I haven't had one this bad in a really long time. It was getting to the point I thought I was going to be taking my butt down to the ER because it was not easing, even after taking my meds. Somewhere along the way, I must have passed out from the pain. I had this super bizarro dream (details of which are irrelevant). I mean, it was REALLY out there. When I woke up, I kind of laid there wondering WTF? One thing that was VERY clear was the man in the dream. Three hours later... I'm feeling a bit better and decide to go for a much needed haircut. Head down to a new hair place, walk in and just about fell over. The guy in my dream? Yeah, standing right there in front of me. I mean, exactly the same, right down to the piercings. Okay, this is a new one even for me. (Yes, this coming from the person who takes ghost pictures. LOL)
Manic Monday
I am proposing that Mondays be Manic Mondays so people can post the most humorous photos, mumms, blogs, even bulletins or statuses?  Good idea?
The Man I Am Part 2
the other side of thee is a part everyone gets to see there's no secretes no surprises what you see is what you get all you see is simply me this is my life there's no gettin out no getin around it no unsure doubt raised by the best of men as well i'm a good guy although i'm goin straight to hell i'm tryin to be everything everyone of them are it's not so easy for the journey i have to travel is quite far i've been taught the values of pride i have my honor i dare not hide dignity and courage to do whats right for all my loved ones i'm willing to fight and i will take that fight straight to you to guard and protect thats what i'll do i'm made from the best of everyone of them how ever i do have my own flaws like popping off at the mouth and running my jaws i dont think before i speek my hearts to big which makes me week yet i'm not stupid and i'm not dumb just like these men i too stand for freedom i do bare the red white and blue i've also shared the same pain as those soldiers too my
The Man I Am Part 1
lets talk about a more serious side of me this is a side that not a lot get to see i'm different from your average everyday kind of guy listen to my tale and i'll tell you just why i was loved from the beginin raised by real women from my grandmothers and my mother too let me forget not, all my aunts, i luv ya i'll never forget you women who taught me how and what to do women who taught me what and shaped who i was to be real women who weren't afraid to rain hell down on me gave me values and raised me to be the man that i am they didn't just ask me yet made me do the best i can i was never spoiled i never had it all told never to back down to always stand tall they gave to me and taught me everything they could i learned hard lessons until i understood i'm not talking about the kind of girly women that would wrap me up when i fell down yet let me struggle and i learned to get myself off the ground i'm witty and sarcastic, straight to the point, smart and loving, with a huge heart my
Manic Episodes....are Fucking Annoying
it takes me forever to type, because my tics start happening, and you really cant type well while have a sudden urge to bang on the stupid desk. i cant sit still .... was listening to music to help, but it didnt, a friend sent me this excerpt from a book, and it helps explain to others a little "There is a particular kind of pain, elation, loneliness, and terror involved in this kind of madness. When you're high it's tremendous. The ideas and feelings are fast and frequent like shooting stars, and you follow them until you find better and brighter ones. Shyness goes, the right words and gestures are suddenly there, the power to captivate others a felt certainty. There are interests found in uninteresting people. Sensuality is pervasive and the desire to seduce and be seduced irresistible. Feelings of ease, intensity, power, well-being, financial omnipotence, and euphoria pervade one's marrow. But, somewhere, this changes. The fast ideas are far too fast, and there are far too many; o
A Man Is Made By His Scars
"A man is made by his scars. Go on, show me yours” I point at my arm "Oil burn. Cooking for a friend, I spilt the roasting tray." "No, deeper." I peel back the outer layer and point to my deltoid "Dancing, throwing my former lover in the air so he could do a somersault." "No, deeper” I peel back another layer and point to the back of my mind. "Being in my brother's shadow. Constantly trying to step out of it." "No, deeper." I peel back my last layer and point to the very core of my soul. "The first time you laid eyes on me. I don't think it'll ever go away." "I love you."
Manifesting Destiny ( ......and If It Harm No One...... Do As Ye Will )
My wife and I were engaged in a stimulating conversation about prayer and wielding influence in ones environment. I was quite pleased that we had both discovered independently of one another that the "Power Of Prayer" for her and the ability to effect change in people and events for me responds remarkably well to feelings of physical and emotional vunerability. I have seen the notion of this in a documentary about the art of Voodoo where the Anthropologist documenting the experience of a so called "Witch Doctor" suggests that Religion is the face and the chosen spiritual path is the conduit to the real central power occupying the "Superposition" that allows us to wield influence. To the Practitioner of VooDoo the Witch Doctor that needs to effect a powerful spell, or if you will, "Their Influence" voluntarily undergoes great suffering as the notion is the spirits associated with this art take pity on the wielder and grant them their wish. Christianity recognized this a
A Man I Never Knew
" A Man I Never Knew"   He's a man I thought I knew  But I didn't. He's a man I thought would never turn on me But he did. He's a man who said he would always be here for me But he isn't. He's a man I thought would be a good father But he wasn't. He's a man I never knew.
A Man In My Stocking
A man in my stocking! I woke up last Christmas morning To a positive, festive day It was the season to be jolly, For presents were soon coming my way But waht I didn't expect Was to receive a man Standing by my bed naked With a rose in his hand I rubbed my eyes twice, To see if I was awake To my amazement I was, It was time to celebrate! I cracked open the bubbly And we drank together for a while But I soon became giggly, He was wearing nothing but a smile! We spent the day together He offered to cook the meal. A man preparing Christmas dinner, Surely this was not for real? We both unwrapped presents, But I did not need to unwrap him Because he was still wearing Nothing but a grin. My Christmas was complete, My wishes had come true I had a man in my stocking Did you get one too?
A Man Is Born To Take Are Of A Woman......
A man is born to take care of a woman... So, ladies make sure you put your head on the right pillow...Because a man who doesn't acknowledge this is not worth being with.... as all the real men know it and act accordingly...Sure, with the youth (there is growth, hope and awareness for them), but the foolish, self-centered men never grasp this concept and for this they end up the losers in the love and the relationship area... ever searching, always blaming, never really attaining...Also a man who doesn't recognize this, as what he was born to do is not worth much in other 'real' men's eyes (no matter how much they may protest). A man in not much in his own eyes, either, if he doesn't follow the laws of nature and God... hence their escape, additions, over-emphasis on sex, violence, objectifying and oppressing the feminine. It's their need and desire of her that they fear...Men admire other men who provide well and take care of their woman ...and families...In most all instances, the lo
Man! I Feel Like A Woman! - Shania Twain
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright Gonna let it all hang out Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice Yeah, I wanna scream and shout No inhibitions-make no conditions Get a little outta line I ain't gonna act politically correct I only wanna have a good time The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady Men's shirts-short skirts Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction Color my hair-do what I dare Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel Man! I feel like a woman! The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take The chance to get out on the town We don't need romance-we only wanna dance We're gonna let our hair hang down The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady Men's shirts-short skirts Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in styl
Maniac Monday - The Bangles
Six o'clock alreadyI was just in the middle of a dreamI was kissin' ValentinoBy a crystal blue Italian streamBut I can't be late'Cause then I guess I just won't get paidThese are the daysWhen you wish your bed was already madeIt's just another manic MondayI wish it was Sunday'Cause that's my fundayMy I don't have to rundayIt's just another manic MondayHave to catch an early trainGot to be to work by nineAnd if I had an air-o-planeI still couldn't make it on time'Cause it takes me so longJust to figure out what I'm gonna wearBlame it on the trainBut the boss is already thereAll of the nightsWhy did my lover have to pick last nightTo get downDoesn't it matterThat I have to feed the both of usEmployment's downHe tells me in his bedroom voiceC'mon honey, let's go make some noiseTime it goes so fastWhen you're having fun
Man Jailed For Shooting 5-year Old Stepson
FIRESTONE - A man is in jail Sunday, accused of shooting his 5-year-old stepson in the leg late Saturday night. Police said 29-year-old Nolberto Ojeda admitted to the shooting. However, they are still trying to determine whether it was an accident. The shooting happened overnight in Firestone, a city about 30 miles northeast of Denver on the I-25 corridor. According to police, just after 10 o'clock Saturday night, Ojeda fired several shots into an alley by his home. At least one of the shots hit his stepson in the left leg. The boy was rushed to Children's Hospital in Denver. Police say the 5-year-old had to undergo surgery overnight. There is no word on his condition. Ojeda had been drinking before the shooting happened, police said. One neighbor said he heard Ojeda was trying to teach his stepson how to shoot a gun. However, another neighbor doesn't think this was an accident. "I don't think it had anything to do with him teaching his child how to fire a weapo
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Man Juice Vs Girly Juice
Man juice Vs Girly juice so which makes your mouth water  mmm nom nom rofl this is kinda funny A. Females describe semen:"Ajax cleaner""maybe salty""smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed.""thick Clorox""rancid Elmer's glue""tastes and smells like Brie cheese""It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like).""Indescribable.""It tasted like a thick, globby beer.""I've discovered that although there is a general almond taste to all men -- different men taste a little differently AND depending on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times.""It tasted quite salty.""I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!""It has different tastes for different people ranging
Man Killed By His Owwn Load
By TROY ROBERTS troberts@lakecityreporter.com Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:58 PM EDT With spring upon the region, traffic on the interstates in Columbia County will continue to become more congested during the next couple of weeks, according to officials. “Florida's interstates experience increased travel during the spring, especially close to the Easter holiday,” said Lt. Mike Burroughs, public information officer for Troop B of the Florida Highway Patrol. Burroughs said one of the reasons for this increase is because this week is one of the last for national spring breaks. “Simultaneously, many snow birds pick this week to return back to the northern states as the weather grows increasingly nicer,” he said. The increase of traffic along the roadways can cause more wrecks, Burroughs said, especially if people don't change certain driving habits - most notably distracted driving. Burroughs said the use of cellular phones and other items in the car lead to serious crashe
Mankind
"Even if man's hunger and thirst and his sexual strivings are completely satisfied, 'he' is not satisfied. In contrast to the animal his most compelling problems are not solved then, they only begin. He strives for power or for love, or for destruction, he risks his life for religious, for political, for humanistic ideals, and these strivings are what constitutes and characterizes the peculiarity of human life."
Mankind.. .
"I ponder all these things, and how men fight and lose the battle, and the thing that they fought for comes about in spite their defeat, and when it comes; turns out not to be what they meant, and other men have to fight for what they meant under another name."
Man Knackered After 'professional' Surgery
ST. PAUL, Minn. - When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "professionals." His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an i
Man Kills Hiker And Avoids Death Penalty
Read the story here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/09/georgia.hiker So... just because this murderous son-of-a-bitch tells the DA where to find Meredith's body, he gets to live? FUCK THAT and fuck the state of Georgia. I spit on it. People, what the courts in Georgia are doing in this case is just dead wrong. Letting this subhuman pissrag live another day is too good for him!!! And lucky us, once again we taxpayers get to foot the bill for feeding, clothing and housing this monster until the day he finally has the good sense to die on his own. Fuck the fucking criminal courts AND prisons. Who the hell do they ever protect but the criminals?
Man Killed In Woodchipper Accident
Man Killed in Woodchipper Accident April 10, 2008, 12:48 PM PDT Man Killed in Woodchipper Accident An Inglewood city employee who was part of a tree-trimming crew was killed Tuesday after being pulled into a wood chipper, authorities said. The accident happened at about 2:30 p.m. Tuesday in the 3000 block of 80th Street. According to authorities, the 46-year-old man somehow got caught and was dragged into the machine. "Somebody was in the tree trimming and he was on the ground feeding the branches into the chipper," Kate McGuire, a spokeswoman with Cal/OSHA said. "Somehow he was pulled into it. The co-worker did not see the accident but allegedly a resident did." Inglewood police determined it was an industrial accident and that no crime was involved. The worker was not immediately identified because his family had not yet been notified. A 24-year-old man died in a similar accident in November in Tustin. Gabriel Gonzales-Ferrer, of Orange, was part of a three-man
Man Kills Baby And Is Shot To Death By Police
(06-15) 16:56 PDT -- A man parked his truck on a country road outside Turlock Saturday night, removed a baby boy from a car seat and then beat the child to death in the street, fighting off passersby who tried to stop him until he was gunned down by a police officer whose helicopter landed in a nearby pasture, police said today. The 27-year-old suspect, who lived in Turlock, died almost immediately where he fell. The child, who according to police appeared to be 12 to 24 months old, was rushed to a hospital but was soon pronounced dead as well. Police officials declined to identify the man and said they were not yet certain who the child was - or in what way, if any, he was related to his attacker. The Stanislaus County coroner's office told police that the agency may have to identify the boy through a DNA test because he was beaten beyond recognition. No information was immediately available about the baby's mother. The suspect "had tunnel vision," said Stanislaus County s
Mankind Is Obsolete- Prayer
Waking life Watching myself from a distance Grown from you Endless imperfection I stumble on my words Spilled out to you Scenes spill in Scenes spill out And still I’m left With one I can’t forget And it’s here I’m left to remember you So what I didn’t need you anyway If I pretend This’ll make it all okay So what I didn’t need you anyway If I pretend This’ll make it all okay If only I could rise again After such a long, bitter sleep If only I could dream again After all that I have seen If I follow all the footsteps of The echoes of the past Will I ever know the truth That’s made me who I am? Whispered once The loudest scream of all The failing voice Forgot to speak When it mattered most of all
Mankind Is Obsolete- She
She All around In a place unknown Many paths, many truths unfold There she stands reaching out alone In the dark She still breathes in light She’s there blowing kisses to the past Rays of hope Dotted skies she dreams Thinking of better times she lives and waits Begin Everything feels so numb and cold There she stands, reaching out alone Sinking ship that sailed too far away From home She’s throwing fear away, She won’t be frightened anymore Reaching out, I’m reaching out to you For hope And she sleeps with angels tonight, Waiting for you If I could give words to heal, I’d give them to you Are you there? Are you still there? I’m waiting for you, Reaching for you? Are you there? Are you still there? I’m calling out for hope to reach you
Man Knows A Women
Man Knows a Women   mind when the wind blows  a cold winter night  .... With a full moon  alone crying  in her thoughts thinking ... Man knows a Women when she walks away not saying good bye .... Man knows a Women ... When she  walks in a room ... Man knows a Women last name ... Man Knows a Women .... She is lost alone not know what she wants .... Women knows a Man ....
Man Laws
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that
Man Law
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fac
Man Laws
1 . Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2 . It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3 . Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed by his buddies. 4 . Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. It is fine, however, to complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
Man Lifes So Hard.
alright so today my mother got the verdit she was waiting for.. rather to get sugury or not. and well she has to have sugury done on the 2nd week of january 2007. which means my Massive Wicket World Order Tours gonna be put on hold for at least 10 weeks. it's ok really. but it's the one thing she didn't wnat to have done. refusion back sugury is a new and common sugury that is done to fuse the back or fuse the neck. my mother fucked her back up back in augest and her work made it worse because she took some days off. she has workmens comp but what good will that do when the house payments are being jacked up again...god help me..
Man Left To Die With Limbs, Penis Bound By Wife After Failed Sex Attempt
A woman outraged by her husband’s unwillingness to make love to her wrapped up his penis with scotch tape and tried to force him into sexual intercourse. Her plan failed the woman wrapped her husband’s hands, legs and head with the tape and went to bed. The man died from suffocating, the website Pravda.Ru reported Thursday. The incident occurred in Bashkortostan, Central Russia, in the village of Sidyakbash. Investigators report that the 28-year-old had been partying with her friends that day and upon coming home she threw a tantrum in front of her husband and son. The latter told the police afterwards that his mother had come home late, she had been clearly drinking and tried to force his daddy to sleep with her. But the man flatly rejected her advances. Outraged, the woman began to beat him savagely forcing him to take off all his clothes. The 10-year-old tried to protect his father but the woman hit the kid so hard that he passed out, MediaKorSet reports. Having deal
Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celeb
Man Laws
MAN LAWS The International Rules of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss ' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birt hday is strictly optional. At that point,
Man Laws
The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At
Man Laws
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat". 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.) 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who'
Man Laws
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note . . . these are all numbered "1" on purpose. 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: - Subtle hints do not work! - Strong hints do not work! - Obvious hints do not work! - JUST SAY IT! 1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache
Man Laws
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly opti
Man Laws (memorize Them)
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that
Man Laws ( Feel Free To Add To It In Comments )
MAN LAWS... 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At th
Manly Insight Please
Ok S. H. and I have been friends for well over 7 years and I have know that hes had a crush on me for a while now. I however have made it clear that I am not intrested in dating and that I only want to remain friends with him. I know that hes been intrested in this one girl and that was great with me I was pushing him to go for it. Well last week I started talking to a friend of his that I had met before. We have kind hitten it off and decided to try and start dating. Well said guy informed SH of this last night and he told J that he didnt have a problem with it. However he has a problem with me and has said that the friendship is over b/c he doesnt want me to be dating a friend of his. I am rather pissed with him over it. and dont really know where I stand on it. But I deleted all ways of contact with s.h. since thats what he feels is in his best intrest. I dont think he should be playing this huge guilt trip on me and I have informed J that if we do infact see him out anywhere that I
Man Laws!
Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss's car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At t
Man Laws Lmfao
Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss's car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At t
Man Laws. For Those Of You Who Forgot Them.
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. > > It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: > > When a heroic dog dies to save its master. > > The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. > > After wrecking your boss's car. > > One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". > > When she is using her teeth. > > Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. > > Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. > > If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. > > Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. > > No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.In > fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you
Man Laws
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" On Purpose! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 mont
Man Laws - Rules To Live By~
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note . . . these are all numbered "1" on purpose. 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: - Subtle hints do not work! - Strong hints do not work! - Obvious hints do not work! - JUST SAY IT! 1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts
Man Law
> > 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. > > 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: > > (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. > > (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. > > (c) After wrecking your boss's car. > > (d) When she is using her teeth. > > 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally > killed and eaten by his buddies. > > 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend > out of jail within 12 hours. > > 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off > limits forever unless you actually marry her. > > 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. > However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. > > 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. > In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. > > At th
A Man Like You
A Man Like You A man like you is hard to find With a tender heart and a special mind A man so rich with every emotion A man that deserves total devotion To have such a man is a dream come true My one and only wish is you A man like you simple and true With faith and hope in abundance too You share your days and your nights With total completeness and delight It’s no wonder I love you so And now I just want you to know How much you’re admired and respected And how my life’s been forever affected Your very being gives me thrills The words you say bring on chills My soul is filled , my spirit high As I think of you I sigh I thank God for giving me A man like you for all to see It’s a fact and forever true How much I love a man like you
Man Laws......this One Is For You Guys!
MAN LAWS The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Jessica Alba starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly o
Man Lookin To Get Married..!!!
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed." The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well", the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not t
Man Laws!!
SO true and hold 100% fact for any REAL man!! 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthda
Man Laws.....lol....
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy'
Manlaws
According to The 2007 International Council of Manlaws, LLC... > > 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. > > 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: > (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. > (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. > (c) After wrecking your boss's car. > (d) When your lady is using her teeth. > > 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed > and eaten by his buddies. > > 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out > of jail within 12 hours. > > 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits > forever unless you actually marry her. > > 6: Grousing about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. > However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. > > 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another > man. In fact, even remembering your bu
A Man Like Me
Who could love a man like me? True love is how it should be. Best friends always, never to part. Intimate desires, straight from the heart. Walking side by side, hand in hand, Two pair of footprints in the sand. Restless nights when you’re not there, A day without you just isn’t fair. Eyes that weep, when you're sad. A listening ear, when you’re mad. Loving arms, a warm embrace, A glimpse of you, my heart will race. Tears of joy, at your success, Your life I pray God will bless. Love, trust, and surrender all, This is a must, or love will fall. This is how true love should be, Could you love a man like me?
Man Law
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's c
Man Laws
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's c
Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri
Man Laws
MAN LAWS...Learn them, Live them...and Love them 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrat
Man Laws
(Words of wisdom to the guys...if you would like to KEEP your balls...I would suggest not trying to show off that you have them!!! - you'll understand after reading this - LMFAO!!!) Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (1) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (2) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (3) After wrecking your boss' car. (4) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required t
A Man Looking At A New Lifestyle
i walked in a bar; there at the bar i seen this gorgeous girl she was sitting there on the stool her legs peeked out though the slit in the skirt her legs were so curvelicious my imagination was running so wild fantasy with her in my mind unbelievable fantastic body that was before me i sat down next to her at the bar stuck up a conversation with her she begin to talk about her girlfriend the conversation turn to how drop dead gorgeous was her girlfriend as she continued to talk i was feeling nausea then a totally gorgeous girl walked in the bar she came over the girl sitting next to me she kissed her and they preceded out the door i sat there ponding what she said as i did it began turning to developing extreme disgust and the sudden urge to vomit i had just realized that hearing what i heard that oh my god i was my god i was a lesbian
Manly Man
to write and think they way I do and to say the things i sometimes say some would say I am not a manly man some might even say he must be gay and the things I think are cute and sweet or that to me would show romantic spirit others would say he must be kidding at your age, grow up, come on, get with it I cry for those that have no kind words and think they must put others down for the day may soon come to them that in their sorrow they will drown
Man Laws All 112 Of Them
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar. 6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal. 7. If a
~man Logic~
~Man Logic~ Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn? A: Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove. Q. How do you save a man from drowning? A. Take your foot off of his head. Q. How are men like parking spaces? A. The good ones are always taken and all that is left are handicapped -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts? A. When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions. Q. How do men get excersize at the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? A. E.T. phoned home. Q. What did God say after he created man? A. I can do better than this. Q. What's a man's idea of helpin with the housework? A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship? A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We ir
The Manly Man!
So, what comes to mind when you think of a guy’s poker night? A dark basement, slightly foggy with cigar smoke.. A hand full of mid 30's men wrapped around a folding table.. Glasses of liquor and chips covering the table.. Profanities spewing forth worse than any sailor can come up with.. And the background of every man is macho to the extreme; from firefighter to carpenter. This is what Most people picture when you are asked that question. The reality: So I walking into my friend’s house to keep her company while the men are doing that male bonding ritual called "Poker Night". And the first thing I noticed is the giant pot of water boiling on the stove. Kind of wondering if I was being volunteered to help cook some thing, I asked her what it was for. Get this... It's for the men in the basement! OK... So now I just have to wander down there. You know, to say hi.. and fulfill my curiosity. First thing I notice is missing.. the smoky air. Not that shocking because a lot of people
Manly
HE'S NEXT IN LINE FOR DISCIPLE SO LETS GET HIM LEVELED TODAY! IF HES ON YOUR LIST YOU KNOW HE ALWAYS SHOWS LOVE IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. HE'S GOT 2,494 PICS AND 4,033 STASH ITEMS TO RATE!! WOW..NO RUNNING OUT THERE! SO HIT HIS PAGE UP AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! NO REASON TO LEAVE HIM HANGING! IF HES NOT ON YOUR LIST, RATE, FAN AND ADD HIM! HE'S WORTH IT! manly -TGIF ALL!@ fubar HUGS AND KISSES... ~Phoenix~@ fubar Miracles - George Huff
The Man Law
Body: The International Council of Man-laws, Ltd. 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. 8. On a road trip, the stronge
Manly Adventures In The Culinary Field
I know, food is shared by all. But some foods, you have to be a little bit braver than the average Joe to try. Unless you live where the food is common, then you need to suspend belief for this blog to work. What brought me to this is tripe taco's. They had a different name for it, but that's what it comes down to. We ate with friends over the weekend, and they had them on the menu, and I just had to try. I also tried tongue taco's. The tongue taco's were awesome. I had tongue, steak, and tripe, and the tongue was my favorite. Very savory, tender, and quite delicious. We had them mexican style, with corn shells, onion and cilantro. The tripe was okay. It had a smoky flavor to it, and not unpleasant in any way. My biggest hang up with it, other than the thought that it was intestine, was the consistancy of it. Very soft, and it didn't have the fiberous feel of the steak, or tongue, which is understandable. I wouldn't want a steady diet of it, but I would have it aga
Manly Behavior
What does it mean to be a MAN? I don't think anyone in my generation REALLY knows. Seeing as how we have had our manhood stripped from us by our mothers at a VERY early age. Our mothers sisters wives girlfriends have ALL stripped small parts of our manhood away. It starts when you're young and your mom delegates when and where you are allowed to apply your man attitudes and actions. She tells you at 14 that you cant watch porn because ? WHY Obviously if you're 14 and you have porn you have a basic idea what the fuck its there for. Then again at 15 and 16 when you get into fights at school. "Be the bigger man and walk away" .......... Coming from a woman I don't think it's proper for you to tell me that NOT defending myself or sticking up for myself is MANLY. As Tyler pointed out we are a generation of men raised by women. 17 -18 SEX.... yea that ones pretty much explains itself. No sex in my house. (case closed) Once we start having sex dating getting interested in more
Man Law Guidelines
Man Law Global Basic Info Type: Common Interest - Religion & Spirituality Description: 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 1A) Have fun but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his
Manly
he is VERY awesome and always shows lots of luv! I appreciate it all, ty! manly - Happy Humpday Al!@ fubar
Manly Behavior
What does it mean to be a MAN? I don't think anyone in my generation REALLY knows. Seeing as how we have had our manhood stripped from us by our mothers at a VERY early age. Our mothers sisters wives girlfriends have ALL stripped small parts of our manhood away. It starts when you're young and your mom delegates when and where you are allowed to apply your man attitudes and actions. She tells you at 14 that you cant watch porn because ? WHY Obviously if you're 14 and you have porn you have a basic idea what the fuck its there for. Then again at 15 and 16 when you get into fights at school. "Be the bigger man and walk away" .......... Coming from a woman I don't think it's proper for you to tell me that NOT defending myself or sticking up for myself is MANLY. As Tyler pointed out we are a generation of men raised by women. 17 -18 SEX.... yea that ones pretty much explains itself. No sex in my house. (case closed) Once we start having sex dating getting interested in more than humping le
The Man Law
The Man Law 1. Cheat until you get caught! Never be faithful! Its just not man like! 2. Drink until she looks good! 3. Two is always better than one! 4. Lie and do not under any circumstances admit to shit! If you get caught ^^^^^ MEN, THIS IS A LAW. YOU MUST ABIDE BY THE LAW. IF NOT, YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!! Have a nice day! :-) -Charlie
Man Love Them
Man love them how they talk to you with all the sweet nothings , and all the words of love of dreams of Moon and the sky, Make love to you in the middle  of the night with the stars shinning on your face of love , Man love them how they tell you pick you up and take you to dinner and movie and hold you hand and kiss you and you do not know the name of the movie , Man love them how they pick you up and just take you for a drive to the beach and you set and see the sun set and have a class of wine . Man love them how they talk to you all night in bed about nothing and listen to you kissing you Man love them how they just tell you they love for ever .... just if it is so
Manly Pink
Pickle: take a true man to carry a pink owl jfs
Man Love Thursday
Since I couldn't post the link in my status. The definitive glossary of modern US military slang   Man Love Thursday: Soldiers use this phrase to half-joke that on Thursdays in southern Afghanistan men customarily have sex with each other so that they will not be distracted by lustful thoughts on Friday, the Muslim day of prayer. Sexual relationships between boys and men are notorious in Kandahar, but the stories of Man Love Thursday are likely apocryphal. A regional proverb goes, "A bird flies over Kandahar with one wing covering its butt."
Man Meat
ok i posted pics of the man meat check them out if you want
A Man Mistake
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. >He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. > >Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of >bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the >bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and >goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over >to his wife: > >"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! > >He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman >in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't >resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter >how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets >angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey I love you!" > >His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in >my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
A Man Met A Beautiful Lady
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half-tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible!
Man Man Man
What the fuck is up with me, Peep this. ok, the new job is going great, i've been there now 5 months. Now i'm surrounded by beuitful women all day. Yes, i do be talking to them and i know they be digging the shit i tell them ( i don't lie to them, I alway tell the truth about me) And as god as my witness, i want to ask them out so bad but, if i do. i may get fired from my job. And thats fucked up. And now theirs this one chick, I mean bad then a mothafucka, red hair, blue eyes, very nice ass. and i can't touch her. but fuck it, i'm not gonna trip off it too much. But yall know i'm gonna pull me sometime any damn way. Take it slow yall
Man Man Man
Everyone i'm back at the house. It's time for a full christmas season of work lol. Hit me up and continue to show love if you would. I will make sure to get you back on here or when i get back to my appartment. ^_^
A Man May Not Seduce A Woman By Lying, And Claiming He Will Marry Her.
How many women would love to see this law enforced. :) 97-29-55. Seduction of female over age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage. If any person shall obtain carnal knowledge of any woman, or female child, over the age of eighteen years, of previous chaste character, by virtue of any feigned or pretended marriage or any false or feigned promise of marriage, he shall, upon conviction, be imprisoned in the penitentiary not more than five years; but the testimony of the female seduced, alone, shall not be sufficient to warrant a conviction. Sources: Codes, 1892, � 1298; Laws, 1906, � 1372; Hemingway's 1917, � 1108; Laws, 1930, � 1137; Laws, 1942, � 2374; Laws, 1888, p. 89.
Man Meets Woman
I condescend to climb that marble staircase, littered with broken glass and rat poison. Waiting impatiently is a porcelain doll for me to reach the summit and meet her. She will bribe me with pleasure, to raise her to the light, only to turn to powder in my hands which I will blow with disgust to the air for it to catch and do with her what it will. Such is the futility of female beauty. What is the function of the porcelain doll? Its only aparrent purpose is to aesthetically please, however it harbours a secret need. She aches for someone to touch her, therefore she beckons her observer's hand with an etherial charm, yet she threatens to break if one should so much as breathe on her. Do not be fooled by the fragility of her form for she is hardened of heart and mercenary in intent. I suggest indulging her whim - if not only to enjoy the sound of her shattering, then to revel in her stupid surprise. How conveniently she forgets that this is how she asked for it to end.
Man My Friends Rock!!!
I WON!! WOOT!! WOOT!! This was my first contest and you guys rocked for all you did!! :) Thank you to all that helped me on my first contest. Angl - 2801 pts Baddest Milf - 2710 pts Here are some that came out to help me and I know I am missing a few people and I am sorry I couldn't get everyone on this list, let me know if I missed you and I will gladly add you!! :) Again ~ THANK YOU TO ALL!!!!!!!! And thank you JohnnyDevil for being so RaNdOm on a boring Monday afternoon!! :) He was the Awesome Host!! :) Johnnydevil@ fubar Much Love To All AngL ~~Cristi~~ the little monkey ;)@ fubar ALWAYS HOPE / FU-OWNED BY ~ AngL~@ fubar SWEETHING4771@ fubar ♥VikingPrincess♥™@ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar JOHNNY@ fubar Silentlizard - Club FAR and Dragon Train Rider@ fubar Capt America
Man Mistakes
Being too much of a nice guy: Don't overdo the nice guy act, you can be a little rough at times. But don't be a jerk. Persuading her to like you: Buddy, this is not the movies and you are not Tom Cruise or John Travolta. Constantly looking for her approval: A woman needs a man, not a doormat. If you keep running to her to seek permission to go to the loo, don't be surprised if she dumps you, sooner or later. Buying her love and affection with gifts: Yes, women do love gifts, but they can't buy you love. To get her to fall in love with you, you need more than gifts. Get a brain. Sharing your dark secrets: Not too early on in the relationship. Before telling her about that rash, make sure she really digs you. Failing to understand: How a woman's mind works! For women's it's not just or all about the looks, it is about how they feel with a man. Dressing up like a dandy: Dress like you always do. You don't have to take out your designer clothes for a
Man Made Machines...by Cloana Street
man made art by hands hands were the tools of the past the past is gone and now nothing ever last since man made machine machines made the future easy but easy is for those who are too damn lazy compressed and artificial intellectuals hard to find work for a living individuals willing to work but can't find a job when labor is brought down by the bots intelligent minds waisted time burning the ozone with pollution creation by God was good at once but man made machine a living retrubution but now we suffer the next generations and soon we all become paranoid as if the next step is consumed by androides we all put our minds to making a better future foget the cure for cancer forget the cure for aids we all waist time to make an improvement but all we're doing is wiping out our own species with a man made machine with an upgrade if we had no machine would there be a better pay if we had no machine would there be a cure today if we had no machine would we hav
Manners
ok so like im far from being miss manners but there are some people out there who really need a crash course! first of all dont call a complete stranger little moma or babe (a guy decide to call me this the other day when I waited on him!!!!) secondly dont for the love of god dont tell someone that is waiting on you that your the man and therefore I have to do whatever you say especially if your in a store where only women work and your surrounded by female customers its not going to get you what you want its just going to get you dirty looks and possibly burnt at the stake! Just because your wife or girlfriend lets you pull that shit at home doesnt mean you can do it in public!!!!! thirdly just being an asshole in general is not going to get you what you want banging on the counter for attention and barking orders like your the customer in there is not going to get you waited on anytime soon and dont shove things in our face and dont throw your money down on the counter hand it to us
Man Named Sarge
Today while at my family reunion I met a man known simply as Sarge. He wasn't with our family, he was with his Church who come out to that park every Sunday for lunch and to also give food to the homeless who stay in the Park. It was only when Duckee and I decided to go for a walk after we were so stuffed full of food that we met this man. He stopped to ask us about our piercings, like so many that day had already done. He told us about one of his son's who has an eyebrow piercing. He asked if it was any different from his time, that when you got into a fight people went to rip out your piercings if possible. We answered his question and told him how it was no different now then it was back then. From there the man named Sarge went into his life. Not too involved at first, just enough to start up a conversation about his life as it is now. He is a recovering drug addict and lives in what I believe to be a half way home with 3 other men. Two of which are black, one of which is
Manntis!!!
Check out this vid.... this local band rocks!!!
Manning
Payton Manning is unbelievable, he has changed the way we look at Football.. The Indianapolis Colts can challenge the best during any givin season, but something happens to them when its time for the playoffs.. They freeze up.. We are 8 and o this season a repeat from last season, my hope is that we don't repeat the results from 2005 playoffs...Go Colts!!!!
Mannequin
Hold it, Touch it, Feel it, but don’t let it ever drop. Don’t drop this long lost forgotten feeling that is letting me grasp your clothes as I am stripping them away. In which our feelings were beginning to lose its essence as soon as I stripped the last piece of her garment. No need to feel the emotion for as soon as the skin was touching another skin we were weaving ourselves in a coarse but delicate euphoric state. A state that we were trembling but when we began holding each other there was a sleight of hand. The hands that we begin to hold in sacrilege were the cause of its sleight. As we felt hope as that blissful moment and ignorance was the new knowledge exchanged for an unclean and impure moment. We know not the consequences between The two because it was ephemeral-that moment that could split the real world and surreal- it was evanescent-moist and blood mingled only to reunite to our garments- and… it was absolute-only between now and later will be
Manners And Respect?
To set the scene, I am a bit drunk. I just got home from a local bar on a sunday night. They have a open mic every Sunday. My first beef is with the people who play on open mic who that as soon as they are done playing, them and their friends leave. What is up with that? Everyone sits through your set, good or bad, and give your props. What about the people who play after you? Are they not good enough for you? If this only happen once in a while, that be cool. But just about 98% of the people who play leave as soon as they are done. That is just plan rude. Am I wrong? Next, I had a table by myself tonight. I left my drink on the table and got up to take a piss. Only to get back to my table to find my drink gone and my table takin' my 3 guys and 2 gals. What the fuck? So that is what I said when I walk up to my table. They just look at me and say nothing. So I ask, where is my drink? They are like, I do not know. So again I am like, what the fuck? Nothing from these asses. Not
Man Needed Surgery After Sex With Hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
Mannequin (remake Version)
Hold it, Touch it, Feel it, but don’t let it ever drop. Don’t drop this long lost forgotten feeling that is letting me grasp your clothes as I am stripping them away. In which our feelings were beginning to lose its essence as soon as I stripped the last piece of her garment. No need to feel the emotion for as soon as the skin was touching another skin we were weaving ourselves in a coarse but delicate euphoric state. A state that we were trembling but when we began holding each other there was a sleight of hand. The hands that we begin to hold in sacrilege were the cause of its sleight. As we felt hope as that blissful moment and ignorance was the new knowledge exchanged for an unclean and impure moment. We know not the consequences between The two because it was ephemeral-that moment that could split the real world and surreal- it was evanescent-moist and blood mingled only to reunite to our garments- and… it was absolute-only between now and later will be
Mannequin (remake Version)
Hold it, Touch it, Feel it, but don’t let it ever drop. Don’t drop this long lost forgotten feeling that is letting me grasp your clothes as I am stripping them away. In which our feelings were beginning to lose its essence as soon as I stripped the last piece of her garment. No need to feel the emotion for as soon as the skin was touching another skin we were weaving ourselves in a coarse but delicate euphoric state. A state that we were trembling but when we began holding each other there was a sleight of hand. The hands that we begin to hold in sacrilege were the cause of its sleight. As we felt hope as that blissful moment and ignorance was the new knowledge exchanged for an unclean and impure moment. We know not the consequences between The two because it was ephemeral-that moment that could split the real world and surreal- it was evanescent-moist and blood mingled only to reunite to our garments- and… it was absolute-only between now and later will be
Manning Busts A Move
Manners
I knew you once, i think. Stop staring at me so.........intently? It's making me uneasy. Don't you know that staring is rude? Oh right, it's a mirror. I fidget.
Manners
I consider my page my house. I, as should you expect when you come to my house you act respectful. When I go to your house I should respect you. I don't come to your house and piss on your couch. I don't understand why people come to a page and downrate people.If you don't like me don't come to my page. If you don't like a pic don't rate it. Grow up dumbass. If you gotta hate someone, hate yourself. You need Jesus.
Manners & Physique
Artist: Adam Ant Album: Manners & Physique Title: Manners & Physique Adam ant/andre cymone Pick your honey up never let her go Say you want an answer the answer isn't no Do it any style right across the floor And when you feel exhausted Then you know it's time for more I love it when you tease And better when you pose But i can't kiss a lipstick Or date a pile of clothes You really got a bod I saw it so i know So why the sweats and baggy clothes Like you don't have to show Rebob the bebop doin' it doggie style I wanna see you sweat that would be unique 'cos all that really matters is your Manners and physique yeah Manners and physique Manners and physique I wanna see you sweat That would be unique 'cos all that really matters is your Manners and physique Pick your honey up never let her go Say you want an answer the answer isn't no When you gonna stop Crawling on your back Treating daily workout Like an aphrodisiac Now you quit the drugs
A Man Named Krishnamurti
written by Mr. Jiddu Krishnamurti himself The core of Krishnamurti's teaching is contained in the statement he made in 1929 when he said: "Truth is a pathless land". Man can not come to it through any organization, through any creed, through any dogma, priest or ritual, not through any philosophic knowledge or psychological technique. He has to find it through the mirror of relationship, through the understanding of the contents of his own mind, through observation and not through intellectual analysis or introspective dissection. Man has built in himself images as a fence of security--religious, political, personal. These manifest as symbols, ideas, beliefs. The burden of these images dominates man's thinking, his relationship and his daily life. These images are the causes of our problems for they divide man from man. His perception of life is shaped by the concepts already established in his mind. The content of his consciousness is his entire existence. This
Manners
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at
Manners
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....
A Man Named Dan
A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed
A Man Named Dan
Due to the fact that I have had like 4 major nose bleeds in the last 5 days - my Smartass friend Deb felt like giving me a lil shit so this is how she did it. LOL - I have to say nobodys ever written poetry about or for me before - LMAO thanks Deb I feel special now!! Just remember paybacks a bitch! LMAO A Man Named Dan By: Deborah Boyd There once was a man Who's name was Dan He lived life with a nose bleed Until he was lead They lead him to the doctors And nurses and such In hopes to find a cure In hopes of so much He blamed others for this But they all knew for sure That the problem with Dan Was from not eating healthier So take my advice And follow the lead Don't end up like Dan With a nose bleed
Manna
Do You Wanna Own Me For A Month? Do u Want To Be spoiled With My Love? Do you wanna Get Pimped Out? Wanna Play? Wanna Chat? Wanna Get Naughty? Want 11's? Want Gifts? Want Gifts From Me? Come On And Bid On Me! Click the Picture to Bid on me!
Manners- Why Don't We All Have Them?
So yeah...maybe I'm getting older and a bit jaded (lol)....or maybe I'm just sick of seeing people be absolutely clueless when it comes to having manners. Is it just not taught? Are peeps retarded or just plain selfish? I don't know but it's not that difficult to say thanks when people hold the door open for you, or to hold the door open for others....it's not too much strain on your arm to wave thank you when someone lets you pass them in your car....it's not too time consuming to take a moment to thank someone for their kind word or open ear or any form of flattery or help. Shit we're ALL busy in life, we ALL have stress, bills, schedules, meetings, plans, obligations, family, friends, partying, sleeping, venting, jamming, exercising and living to do, but damn I just don't get why people can't take the time to return a nice gesture when given to them. I couldn't tell you how many people I encounter on the street that are oblivious to this, and of course how many people have been 'col
Mannequin - Katy Perry
How do I get closer to you When you keep it all on mute How will I know the right way to love you Usually the Queen of figurin out Breaking down a man is no work out But I have no clue How to get through to you I wanna hit you just to see if you cry I keep knockin' on wood, hopin there's a real boy inside But you're not a man You're just a Mannequin I wish you could feel that my love is real But you're not a man I wish I could just turn you on Put a battery in and make you talk Even pull a string for you to say anything But with you there is no guarantee Only expired warranty A bunch of broken parts And I can't seem to find your heart I'm such a fool I'm such a fool I'm such a fool This one's outta my hands I can't put you back together again Cause you're not a man You're just a Mannequin I wish you could feel that my love is real But you're not a man You're just a, a toy Could you ever be a real, real boy And understand But you're not a ma
A Man No One Should Be Near!!!!
In my life I have met a lot of different people. Some I would consider friends and some I would consider to be the biggest scumbags out there. I met a man name Chan. At first everything was great. He had a jealousy issue but I was told that was because of his abandonment issues. (Everyone in this world has issues but none like this man.) What I thought was going great quickly turned into a very dangerous situation. He stated to change slowly. Chan would not let me go out of the house by myself because he was afraid someone else would take me away from him. He wouldn't let me talk to family or friends because he was afraid they would talk me out of being with him. When I would be on the phone he would talk to so loudly to me that the other person on the phone wanted to get off the phone with me. He completely ostracized me from everyone and everything I knew. He was terrified with anything that would potentially keep him and I apart. Nothing that I would do or say would be right or help
Mannequin
(noun) A woman who wears clothes to display fashions. Synonyms: fashion model, model Usage: She longed to become a mannequin and preened for hours before going out in public.
Manners
I have this habit that anytime I interact with someone at their place of work I usually call them sir or mamn. I sometimes get strange looks, and sometimes I have to explain to them that they are working at a job, they deserve to be addressed with respect no matter what it is they do. I feel no matter what you do, if you are working, you should get respect for it while you are at work. That means I call the sixteen year old girl in the drive through mamn. Well, tonight the rare thing happened that has before, but not often, the person got upset with me and told me she wasn't old and didn't want to be called that. It's not a big deal to me, it just seems a little odd that people don't want to be respected.
Manners
Manners are incredibly important. The separate us from the animals, or so I hear. I met someone who apparently has never been taught any. I wonder how that is possible.
Manna From Heaven
I must be living good. Over on another blog, I managed to spew out a few New Year's Resolutions.  In one of my more salient moments , I vowed to dispatch the Shamwow guy from modern pop icon status.Well it appears the God of Tongue Biting Hookers has heard my plea. Hot off the newsfeed - Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow pitchman, was arrested in Miami Beach last month for repeatedly punching a prostitute after she bit his tongue.Sweet.Solicitation AND Battery! Although all charges were eventually dropped, this should effectively be the end of his annoying career. He slapped the bitch, now he can’t pitch his kitsch and get rich ‘cause his new niche is digging a ditch.I wonder if they’ll let him keep the headset.Watch out Billy Mays. You're fucking next!!
Manners
i show alot of love to the ladies,if u dont want to return the favor thats cool, i will find somebody that will. if u did i thank u, i thank u especially skyeyes, i no she is a true friend, help me , i help u, but make no mistake i will not beg or ask 4 anything n return, except use sum manners.
A Man Named Owl
He was twenty six in ninety three living under that hot Louisiana sun Ripped apart from the inside and left broken by whom he thought was the one Chained and bound inside of his own mind a prison with walls of grief and dispair Alone no windows no light from outside just darkness in the middle of this cell he sat alone in a metal folding chair Fear has gripped his mind and totures his soul fear brings pain deep to the bone Its not a fear of death or physical pain that chokes his spirit but this crippling thought of staying numb in this phantom zone Freedom from this bondage is what he longs for liberty is the single though upon his mind praying to his god gives him no relief fully vexed he turns to the spirit of the earth the mother of all of creation took him into her self and showed him a true rebirth She opened the sky and gave him a guide a beautiful owl pure as mountain snow came out of the sky and flew into him to show him the true way Still in his mind he is chained in
Mannequin (lyrics)
MannequinPlayed I've been fuckin played I've been fuckin played I've been fuckin playedChanged yeah you haven't changed yeah you're still the same you haven't fucking changedQuit comin around like you act hard.You sick bitch, Oh my GOD!I know he's comin for youI feel this it's way in my mindI find I can't hideYou fuckin bitch! Just get away from meAnd you know everything'll be OKOh, I feel bitter inside knowing that I just cannot get awayFrom this pain that you're causing meI could never love someone who's so fakeWe do it just like thisYou say you know all about meYou know the inside of my worldThen why the fuck do I feel so cold[Chorus]We do it just like thisYou say you know all about meYou know the inside of my worldThen why the fuck do I feel so coldI see right through your plastic face.Which I love to degradeI know he's cummin on youI can't wait until you fuckin bleed again and again yeah you fuckin bitch.Just get away from me.And you know everything'll be OK.Oh, I feel bitter insi
Manners And Fubar
I have been on Fubar since it's days as Lost Cherry way back in 2006. I have seen alot of people come and go over the last 3 years. As the site has changed so have the people on the site. What used to be fun now at times more of a pain then fun. There are still a lot of great people on the site but if someone buys you  a drink return the favor if someone gives you fu-bucks say thank you. Manners are still important in today's world. Too many people feel like just cause your online manners don't matter. From the guys begging to see ladies NSFW pics think about if that was your sister if you have one or mother. Show respect to get respect. A friend once told me people forget there is another human being on the other end the pc your on with real feelings. Now I know you can't hit and rate everyone everyday. But just remember manners are still relevant in this crazy online world we live in.
Mannish Boy
Muddy Waters-Mannish Boy Whoa yeah, oh yeahEverythin' gonna be alright this mornin'Oh yeahNow when I was a young boy, at the age of 5My mother said I was gonna be the greatest man aliveBut now I'm a man, I passed 21I want you to believe me honey I had lots of funI'm a manSpell M-A child -NThat represents manNo B-O child -YThat mean mannish boyI'm a manI'm a full grown manI'm a manI'm a natural born lovers manI'm a man childI'm a rollin' stoneI'm a man childI'm a hoochie coochie manSittin' on the outside, just me and my mateYou know I'm made to move you honeyCome up 2 hours lateWas that a man?I spell M-A- child -NThat represents manNo B-O- child -YThat mean mannish boyA manI'm a full grown manI'm a manI'm a natural born lovers manI'm a manI'm a rollin' stoneI'm a man childI'm a hoochie coochie manI'm a natural born lovers manI'm a rollin' stoneI'm a natural born loverI'm a hoochie coochie manWell, wellOh yeah, heyI'm a natural born lovers manWellI'm a natural born lover
Manning On A Week 1 Comeback: ‘i’m Right In The Middle Of It’
The Indianapolis Colts' recent acquisition of formerly retired veteran quarterback Kerry Collins had a lot of Colts fans wondering if Peyton Manning's recovery from neck surgery would allow him to start the season — and continue his amazing streak of never missing a game from 1998 through 2010. During the Colts' 24-21 Week 3 preseason loss to the Green Bay Packers on Friday, Manning talked with CBS sideline reporter Sam Ryan and have a more hopeful diagnosis than many might have imagined. "I'm right in the middle of it — working very hard every single day," he said. "My trainers and weight coaches have done a tremendous job helping me, and I'm really putting them to work … I have some more left to do, and I still have some time, and I'm going to use that time. At the appropriate time, I think I'll know what the right decision is, and with the help of Coach [Jim] Caldwell, I'll make that decision, and we'll go from there." Ryan noticed Manning talking to Collins thr
Manners
This is my first ever blog. I was out shopping at the weekend when an arguement took place and it grabbed my attention. A young mum who i'd say was in her late teens was arguing with her mum who i knew, now i knew the daughter's mum and was shocked to hear the language that spilled from the daughter's mouth, so being the sort of geezer i am i went over to calm the situation. I was met with a barrage of abuse from this foul mouthed teen which shocked me rigid i can tell ya my first reaction was to sock her in the jaw but as i've never in my life raised my hand to a woman i walked away seething. The point i'm try to make is in my opinion kids have to much power over their elders and its time for parents to seize the power back. I can remember if i stepped out of line and spoke to my mum and dad in that manner put it this way i wouldn't be typing this now, my old man god rest him was as tough as old boots and had hands on him like shovels and a stare that could make a grown man wet himse
Man Of My Heart
Spring comes with the sun cold winds there are none "man of my heart" - he's the one. I gazed at him once I gazed at him twice this was the start of paradise. He gazed back at me he gazed lovingly I heard the notes of a symphony. We gazed at each other and our daydreams took flight beautiful wedding of white. Spring comes with the sun cold winds there are none "man of my heart" - you're the one.
Man On Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
The Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."
Man Of The House!
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your pants." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your panties!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
Manowar-kings Of Metal
Manowar Manowar living on the road When we're in town speakers explode We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd They wanna keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna keep on burnin' We always will Other bands play Manowar kill Other bands play Manowar kill We like it hard, we like it fast We got the biggest amps, man they blast True metal people wanna rock not pose Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes They wanna keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna keep on burnin' We always will Other bands play Manowar kill Other bands play Manowar kill We're the kings of metal commin' to town When we light up, have the roof nailed down Don't try to tell us that we're too loud 'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down They wanna keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna kee
Man Oh Man
looking for a lot of friends
Man On Fire
rip out my heart stab it with a knife burn it and show it to the world let the blood drip out and paint the grass do what you want with my body for now its just an empty pod it matters not so fill it fill it with your poison your hate violate it ravage it for it matters not there is nothing left no heart no soul just an empty shell once your done just toss me away feed me to the wolves of this world and then forget me for im not worth another thought
The Man Of My Dreams..
The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of, in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him if he were really here? "Forgive me. I have never known this feeling. I have lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, I failed to recognise you? You, who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way that I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say. I cannot find the words. Except for these: I love you". Such would I say to him if he were really here. ...............Movie...Somewhere in Time.... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
The Man Of My Dreams..
I rarely have largely incoherant dreams, much less of direct people. Generally it's me alone in one vast eccentric landscape or another. Too much Dali in my diet I suppose.. On occasions I have dreamt about a friend or a guy, it didn't go well. Usually betrayal or death or complete madness or some mission of doom, perhaps. I usually wake up unsure. I spent too much time dreaming up my Dark Knight I guess, for him to bother with my nightly escapades..I've always been openly sexual and then I started writing erotic horror so sex in my unconscious world was very rare. For a week now on and off I have dreamt of the most insane, vivid things. If I didn't know better (Which I don't) I'd call them normal dreams! I met someone outside a cafe, he actually saved me from getting sideswipped by a car. Chivalry is alive in faerie if nowhere else. Hard to explain all the parts. As usual alot with me was ragged at least in my memories. To my surprise this same energy..feeling was there
Man Of The Year, Top 3 Nominees...
yeah right, more like dumbest woman...
~~man Of The Year For 2006 Award~~
Results are in and this slug has won the award!
Manowar Type Song I Wrote
A Warriors death (Verse 1) The edge of night falls, Tearing down all my walls. I sit alone in the cold, A thousand tales told. Candles burning bright, On this maiden flight. How did this all begin, Not knowing if we'ed win. (chorus) Beware the valkries cry, The fates and there evil eye. Beware the song the sirins sing, and the death the banshee brings. (verse 2) I know the end is near, contaplaiting all my fears. The thunder begins to rattle, As I here the sounds of battle. The war is upon us now, A solom warriors vow. I'll fight until the end, A queens honor to defend. (chorus) Beware the valkries cry, The fates and there evil eye. Beware the song the sirins sing, and the death the banshee brings. (Verse 3) Brothers called to arms. To save our land from harm. This evil cloaked in black, Send those deamons back. A Knight upon his horse, with a banner of our force. My target is in my sight, I see the enem
Man Of Steel
The 1986 Reboot following the 12 issue Crisis of the Infinite Earths Maxi-Series The entire DC Universe was streamlined to make new readers interested and to establish modernized continuity The following tells the story of the 6 issue miniseries, Man of Steel.... Issue One The first issue chronicles the origin of Superman, from his flight from Krypton to his arrival on Earth where he is discovered by his adoptive parents, the Kents. The story fast forwards to a high school football game after which adoptive father Jonathan Kent takes the now-teenaged Clark for a ride. By this time, Clark has developed most of, if not all, his powers as Superman. Jonathan reveals to Clark the truth that he (Clark) was never their biological son and that he was found from a crashed spaceship. The revelation causes Clark to decide to use his powers for the greater good. For the next few years during his studies in university, he has been saving lives and averting disasters in secret until an e
Man Of Steel Impact
Impact of changes The Man of Steel became the official origin story for Superman from 1986 through the early 2000s. It is also the most successful effort to establish consistency in the Superman comic mythos. The changes were so successful that they were adapted to other media featuring Superman. Many of the biggest changes were on Superman himself. While many of his standard superpowers remained, Superman was effectively limited in power and scope to make him more believable. He still had superhuman strength, vision powers and super breath but while the pre-Crisis Superman at his peak could easily move planets, the post-Crisis version strained at moving a commercial airliner in flight. His vision powers still include x-ray, heat and microscopic/telescopic vision but are set at a more realistic level. He no longer had the ability to survive in space indefinitely without an air supply as he had done often in pre-Crisis stories. The powers dropped in succeeding stories include his
Man Oh Man
today sucked BALLS. yea, it really did. been training to take my NASD exams and it's a slow and boring process. took a practice test today and flunked in miserably. with as many times as i've read the damn book i fucking flunked it. that, needless to say, pisses me off royally. what's worse, i take the ACTUAL exam in a week. yeah, like i'm SO FUCKING encouraged right now. sorry, had to scream and rant a bit. just want the training to be done so i can be making money. i feel stupid not drawing a pay check. i feel like i am mooching off of harold and my mum's generosity and i hate that feeling. *sigh* blah.
Man Or Mouse (or Worse)
One day you are shocked, you find you have a son you didn't know about. How long would it take you to see that son? My sons biological father found out about him in 2002, son is 30 at that time. It is now 2007, he still has not seen him. What would your advice be?
The Man On The Beach-chapter 1
Krissy was unlike most girls at the age of 23. She didn't party, hardly ever drank,and she most certainly wasn't in any relationship. Her days were usually spent near the ocean, scratching things down in her custom journal she made five years back when her mother had died. The timing of her mourning showed through all the tattered pages scribbled in black ink. Her salty ocean tears poured out in the book, smearing the neat red lines. Her life was bad back then and not much better now without any friends or family left to talk to. The one thing she depended on was her journal, always within sight. She layed out on the damp cool sand, cradling her diary and soaking up the sun's torturing rays. She closed her sad gray eyes with pleasure as the heat stroked her thin body. Her long dull brunette hair framed around her face and out of her eyes as she balanced her receeding weight on her palm. Her beach bag lay innocently next to her, nearly camoflauging perfectly with the smooth earth. Sh
A Man Of Knowledge
A Man of Knowledge How was I supposed to know That learning is such a war To know is to teach And to learn is to reach I battle with the truth Wide awake, with fear, and respect Much like war In the beginning I'm so obscure My intent so vague I knew absolutely nothing Of the hardships of learning In time, and with patience What was expected Was not yeilded My purpose a battlefield Fighting this mounting fear A trecherous enemy Cunning, invisible, and unyeilding Yet, I've traversed too far To concede and be consumed To defy your fear Is to harness it And fuel your intent Making your purpose less obscure I've dispelled my fear Things could not be more clear I see with new eyes And walk with assurance A clarity so blinding I learn no more I yearn no more Patience shows how close This clarity scrapes a mistake And beyond this is power The strongest most direct enemy So easy it would be To concede to such an enemy And to wander the
The Man On The Beach- Chapter 2
"I'm so sorry miss, my careless nephew here wasn't watching where he was throwing now was he?" The tall dark man said lovingly to his kin. "It's quite alright, really." She said, gazing up at the man's deep and shiny black eyes. "Well, when they're young like this it's better to get the messege across early." He replied, looking down at the thin figure below him. She was pretty if not gorgeous with her complimenting tone and tan skin. He caught her rain water eyes in his and smiled. "I suppose you're going to want this back?" She asked, picking up the heart of the conversatioin with her free hand. "Yes, thanks. And again, sorry about the mishap, I'm sure it won't happen anymore. Will it Spencer?" The unknown man's dark hair blew in the wind, causing him to squint a little as he patted the young boy's head. She noticed the little boy's freckles that were spotted upon his nose were equivelent to the frothy sand being invaded by the strong ocean. "No..." Spencer sighed lo
The Man On The Beach- Chapter 3
Krissy's mind was flowing with different thoughts she never fathemed she even had. The man on the beach... The apple red frisbee that decided to land on her of all people, the cute little boy with the dusty brown hair and freckles. When she thought about it, it sounded like destiny. Years back when she was younger, she believed wholly in destiny and that your future was unchangable. She was starting to remember that opinion as her Wal-Mart flip flops scuffed against the baking July asphalt. She was heading back home. The sun was going to kill her if she stayed out any longer. So why didn't she hang around? She asked herself. Her beach bag was heavy on her thin-boned shoulder as she walked and walked. The sun beating down on her and bleaching the roots of her dry brunette hair. An ice-cold shower sounded just about right for the occation. She could see her home in the distance, small yellow house in the direct middle of the cul-de-sac. No plants, (except the few occational weeds)no b
Manorexic
He's utterly sarcastic- aesthetically confused He tells me I'm bombastic I want to be his muse An ordinary person who peeked into his void Would only wake up bitter and deeply paranoid [Chorus] He's unenthusiastic. Emotionally abused He's thinks that it's fantastic- I'd walk ten miles in his shoes As I watch him disappearing. I know that it's not right I love him completely - At least for tonight Do do do.... There's a lack of understanding a mutual malaise He thinks I'm reprimanding with my uncertain gaze Though -I can't conceal my feelings ...Like he can't purge his Pain Cause once he sees a mirror.... logic goes down the drain He's unenthusiastic. Emotionally abused He's thinks that it's fantastic I'd walk ten miles in his shoes As I watch him disappearing. I know that it's not right I love him completely - At least for tonight There's a roughness to our romance- A sadness to his step And though he won't admit it... I know he's often wept Perhaps it's
The Man On The Beach- Chapter 4
Krissy set the green cup down on the counter softly. The ringing still in her ears from the doorbell. She could just barely taste the bitter liquid on her tongue. Wiping her mouth, she approached the door. She grabbed the handle, pulling the door open slowly to reveal John, the man on the beach. "Hey, I was walking on the beach after you left and I found this...I assume that it is yours?" He said, showing the homeless black book with the small rips and tears. "Oh my god, you- Where did you find it?" She asked frantically, offering her hand out to take the holder of her thoughts from the strong man's hand. "I found it on a pile of sand next to where we were talking. Out of instinct, I thought it was yours." He said to her, grabbing her eyes with his and smiled. How could she be so beautiful? "It is... Did you read it?" She cringed. "No, I didn't. There's probably something in there I don't want to know." She looked into his tender dark eyes and found herself at loss for w
Man Of The House!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen. "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax, you will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f**kin' funeral director would be my guess."
Man Of My Dreams
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as you take my soul
The Man On The Beach- Chapter 5
John walked the two mile journey home with pride swelling in his chest. He hadn't felt this good since he first began college. The sun felt great beaming down on his back with joy. He held his hands casually in his pockets as he walked along, gravel crunching underfoot as he made his way towards the great white beach house. For a man of 25, someone would think that John lived alone and on his own. This wasn't the case. Naturally, his parents being over-protective, offered him free room and board during his college years as long has he graduated with a major in medicine. He soulfully agreed. His feet found a change in the underfoot tone as he exchanged different types of earth. His feet were now scuffing against smooth concrete up the walkway to the enormous beach house. He didn't realize, but a small grin had overcome his gentle face. Dimples cornered the soft pink rolls that were his lips, a smile discreet yet revealing plastered his face. The walkway was shorter than he ever imagi
The Man Of The Hour
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Man Of The House
Man Of THE HOUSE!The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
Man Of The House....
For all those guys who are King……..until their wife gets home. Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit!"
Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House" He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
The Man Of All Men!!!!
German Man Chainsaws House In Half In Divorce Split A 43-year-old German decided do something many other men have only thought about, he settled his imminent divorce by literally chainsawing the family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. The trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was about 8 meters long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls to create two halves. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said: "The man said he was just taking his due. But I don't think his wife was too pleased". After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has been staying since.
The Man Of The House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and, when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
A Man Of Humble Origins
There once was a man, a simple man of humble origins bright in some subjects yet dumb in others. A man of knowledge long forgotten whom lived his life, that of a loner. Who thought would live his life as a recluse. It wasn't until one day, thru out all the dimension's and the distant lands, he happened upon a woman of such exquisite beauty that he started to come out of his shell. A shell in which he had built many walls around. Over the next few weeks, they had shared many thoughts and ideas. Realizing they had both been looking for the same things in life, that they must be a thought from the above. A match made in heaven. While they still had previous lives and obstacles to overcome, this man lost sight. He let an emotion he thought was buried deep within, emerge once again. This feeling of joy which now filled his heart over came his mind. Now being filled with love that not been felt in a long time this man slowly started to lose his identity, that same essence in w
Man Or Women????
You Communicate Like a Woman You empathize, talk things out, and express your emotions freely. You're a good listener, and you're non-judgmental with your advice. Communication is how you connect with people. You're always up for a long talk, no matter how difficult the subject matter is. Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?
The Man Of The House...
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You can be the Man of Your House." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on you need to know I am the man of the house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I am finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess!"
Man Of The House (adult Language)
I got this joke in an e-mail today, thought it was funny enough to share... Hope you like! A husband had just finished reading a new book, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied "THE FUCKING FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY GUESS"
Man On Fire
Good afternoon everybody that reads this. I'm posting this so that ya'll can get to know me a little bit. Fist of all my name is immanuel and i'm a student living in holland and hope to graduate and get the hell out of this country one day. When i first joined this site or community whatever you call it i wasn't very hopefull that i would get in contact with poeple especially with the lady's. Up to now things are going well, butt something is bothering me. the thing is I see all these nice lady's butt i can't come in contact with them because i live all the way overhere. that's frustraiting. If one of you nice lady's read this. ya'll understand what i'm talking about i want to really get in contact with some nice lady's exchange e-mail addreses chat i little you know.So my messagebox is open i don't discriminate and i don't obligate so untill we meet again xxx to all the nice lady's on cherrytape
Man Of The House!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE >Man Of Your House." > >He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need >to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. > >You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my >meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. > >After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the >kind of sex that I want. > >Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my >back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. > >Then, you will massage my feet and hands. > >Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" > >The wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my first guess." >
The Man Of The House
This man came in the house & threw his pants to his wife & said : "PUT THESE ON" ! His wife looked at him & said : you know I can't wear these & the husband said : "WELL I GUESS YOU KNOW WHO WEAR THE PANTS IN THE HOUSE" ! That wasn't nothing because his wife took her pants off & threw them to him & replied : "PUT THESE ON" ! The husband said : Honey, you can't get into your pants & the wife replied : "YOU NEVER WILL EITHER IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR F**KING ATTITUDE" !
Man Of The House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU Can Be The Man Of YOUR House!" He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The f......' funeral director would be my first guess."
Man Oh Man..
i went to carrabba's yes..i went into the bathroom and that shit smelled like chitlins when they are being washed (thoes who dont know, think of taking a long shit then taking a bath..shity soap smell) i used the bathroom thinkin somebody juss had a bad case of the poop and flushed the toilet..and piss and poo water bubbled up from the drainage gate on the floor. mind u im in the handicap stall and the door was far from me and the shit water was comin fast. i screamed..yes ..SCREAMED and jumped over the puddle, unlocked the stall door almost in mid air and ran out the bathroom. come to find out, the shit was out of order..but the sign fell off LOL wow..what a day
Man Of The House
>>>>The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN > >>>>BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". > >>>> > >>>>"He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, > >>>>you > >>> > >>>>need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. > >>>> > >>>>"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished > >>>>eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. > >>>> > >>>>"After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will > >>>>have the kind of sex that I want. > >>>> > >>>>"Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You > >>>>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you > >>>>will massage my feet and hands. > >>>> > >>>>"Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" > >>>> > >>>>The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first > >>>>guess." > >>
Manowar To Headline Kaliakra Rock Fest In Bulgaria
www.magiccirclemusic.com Friday, May 18, 2007 MAGIC CIRCLE FESTIVAL website launched The official website for the Magic Circle Festival has been launched. Check it out at http://www.magiccirclefestival.com/ MANOWAR and other members of the MAGIC CIRCLE MUSIC roster will be joining forces for what fans hope will become an annual event. HOLYHELL, THE DAVID SHANKLE GROUP, MESSIAH'S KISS (the German/American/British metal act featuring RIOT singer Mike Tirelli), MAJESTY and GAMMA RAY have been confirmed with more artists being added to the impressive lineup each day as the festival nears. Make plans now to join the global Army Of Immortals on July 7, 2007 in the heart of Germany, Bad Arlosen for what is certain to be a once in-a-lifetime event.Make plans now to join the global Army Of Immortals on July 7, 2007 in the heart of Germany, Bad Arlosen for what is certain to be a once in-a-lifetime event. http://www.magiccirclefestival.com/ MANOWAR To Head
Man Of House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can BeThe Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen andannounced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of thishouse and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptiousdessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and wewill have the kind of s*e*x that I want. Afterwards, you are going todraw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dryand bring me my robe. Afterwards, you will massage my feet and hands.Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"The wife replied,"The f**kin' funeral director would be my first guess."
Man Oozes Green Blood Before Operation
Last Edited: Monday, 11 Jun 2007, 5:43 PM PDT Created: Monday, 11 Jun 2007, 11:13 AM PDT 06/11/2007 -- Canadian surgeons received the shock of their careers while trying to insert an arterial line into a man who was suffering from compartment syndrome and needed an urgent procedure to save his legs from permanent damage. Surgeons were having trouble inserting the line, but what happened next seemed like science fiction. The man began oozing dark green blood out of the catheter, not unlike Mr. Spock might have done if he was on the operating table. Dr. Stephan Schwarz and Dr. Alana Flexman presented their unusual case in a recent edition of The Lancet. The 42-year-old Canadian had been brought into Vancouver's St. Paul's Hospital after falling asleep in a sitting position. He was ushered into an operating room where doctors began preparation to relieve the pressure in his legs. But it wasn't until the doctors drew the man's blood that they realized the man was suffer
Man Or Male?
1. A man does not carry a grudge. A male looks for ways to get even. 2. A man takes every opportunity to better himself. A male complains that he has to stay where he is. 3. A man gives to his community. A male takes from his community. 4. A man is measured by his character. A male is measured by his sex drive. 5. A man is a protector in general, and strengthen his bond to the one who holds his heart. A male is not committed to anyone. 6. A man is secure in his manhood, and is striving to help other men realize that same security. A male is not secure in his manhood, and uses the gun, knife, club or pipe to tear down other individuals. 7. A daddy takes care of his children. a father just says i got kids.
Man Of The House?
A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. "See if they fit." "They don't." "Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on. "I can't get into these." "And you won't, either, with that attitude."
Man Of The House Lol
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."
The Man On The Mountain
Imagine this: Three persons are sitting round a fire. One is a genious, the other concidered one and the third is a skilled guitarplayer. The first has written a song. It is his way to say goodbye to the others and they start to sing. "I'm the man on the mountain, come on up. I'm the plowman in the valley with a face full of mud. Yes, I'm fumbling and I know my car dont start. Yes, I'm stumbling and I know I play a bad guitar." Suddenly a person is running out from the woods. He seems desperate. He start to yell. "Give me little drink from your loving cup. Just one drink and I'll fall down drunk." The others give him a glass of white wine and continue singing. "I'm the man who walks the hillside in the sweet summer sun. I'm the man that brings you roses when you ain't got none. Well I can run and jump and fish, but I won't fight You if you want to push and pull with me all night." The uninvited guest is still standing there. He does not seem satisfied.
Man Of Constant Sorrow-- Soggy Bottom Boys
Man Of My Dreams
Man of My Dreams *I found him - Echis) I sit here weary and waning, afraid of all I’m not gaining, waiting to be swept off my feet, to be taken on that once-upon-a-time forever-neverland trick-or-treat. Give me Hell’s Night, a bottle of cheap wine, some hash, and a good fight, but promise not to leave my side, because it’s you who lets me come out from inside and stop the hiding inside. It’s sunny and sweet anywhere we meet, a treat, a magical feat, a sensuous affair. Oh boy, it’ll take us somewhere. And “over the rainbow” and all that jazz, too. God, I want someone just like you – someone who’ll tame my wild beast, deal with my torturous heat, keep me from defeat, keep me from beating up every bitch in sight, give me perpetual twilight, tickle me where no one can see, be everything and everyone to me.
The Man Out There
“To Dr. Bob” The Man Out There There’s a man out there The wizard of wise Restoring order to the most chaotic of lives A doctor with a PHD in compassion His hugs are those of the legendary fashion A more remarkable man, you will never find No doctor on earth could be more kind Saving souls is a daily event... Restoring faith, reducing torment From his tremendous heart, dispense the gifts of a Saint Never thinking of himself, nor a word of complaint His service is one of selfless care To the wonder of the wounded, he is always there The only way to portray, this healer there of Is simply to call him the “Angel of Love” jskins
Man Of My Dreams...
It would be fair to say that love does come around more than once; but, to be in love is the key. It is the key to everything that a person so desires in this life. To totally give yourself to another; and, place your very existence in their hands... To be able to crawl in bed with the same person for the next 30 to 50 years and still know that they are the one that makes your heart skip an extra beat. They are the one who holds the key to all your secrets. They are but an extension of you. They are the other half to your spirit and soul. They know what is on your mind before you even think it. They will love and take care of your every wish and desire as you so earnestly desire to be there for them and be their everything. They want to be steady and stable to give you that comfort of being taken care of. No worries. Only love and many beautiful memory making years together. Of course there will be struggles and trials and tribulations, but we, together will have the moral character an
The Man Of My Dreams..rip
Don't know what to tell ya fellas, but if you got a voice like this... nothing brings me to tears like hearing him sing...RIP
Man Of Th E House
A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "funeral director would be my guess!"
Man Of My Dreams
The love of the right man is what I seek, Until i find him my heart can never sleep Gods greatest creation, as beautiful as rumbling streams it is the man of my dreams. He will have the greatest heart and soul, with a love so warm i will have no need for fire or coal and and when i found this one i LOVE i will see many white doves. The wind will whistle and the heavens will part that is when i will open my heart, For he will be an angel to me through his eye's my love i'll see.I pray to the heavens above to be bringing true love and happiness to thee, Oh Lord I thank you for bring Mathew Durham to me...
Man Opens Fire At N. Illinois University
MAN OPENS FIRE AT N. ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: We Are Change NYC Date: 15 Feb 2008, 04:46 6 Dead In N. Illinois University MassacreGunman Killed Five, Then Himself On Stage In Front Of Panicked StudentsDE KALB, Ill (CBS) ― A gunman opened fire on a geology class at Northern Illinois University Thursday afternoon, killing five people before taking his own life on stage as panicked students ran and ducked for cover.NIU President John Peters said a total of 22 people were shot, including the gunman. Four people, including the gunman, died at the scene; two others died later at area hospitals.All five of the gunman's victims, four females and one male, were students.Officials said the gunman opened fire in a lecture hall shortly after 3 p.m. and the campus was immediately placed on lockdown. Police were on the scene within a few minutes, but the gunman had already killed himself by the time they arrived.The shooting h
Man Of All Man
Man Of All Man A Rondeau Once I walked the length of the Appian Way In a dream I remember to this very day. I stood with Ptolemy o'er Alexander's grave And I once plow'd a field as a common slave, Tilling the earth in a most ancient way. Once I saw the sunrise o'er Tokyo Bay And again when Hiroshima burnt away... Man of all men, who could I have saved once I walked? Once on a mount I heard a man say Something of Heaven and implor'd me to pray. And once in that dream, I sat in a cave And stared at shadows like some foolish knave, And you know full well how shadows betray. Once I walked...
Man Only Able To See In Blue After Taking Too Much Viagra
By VIRGINIA WHEELER Published: Today SEX-STARVED John Pettigrew took too many Viagras — and now lives his life in a constant "blue movie". Plumber John, 58, sees everything in shades of blue after the sex pills damaged his vision. The dad of two said: "I admit I ignored the advice on the packet — I was having too much fun — but I’d give up all the sex in the world to be able to see a red letterbox again." Divorced John turned to Viagra when he had trouble rising to the occasion after a year without sex. He topped up his GP’s prescription with pills bought over the internet. He said: "I didn’t have any side-effects, so I didn’t see any harm in increasing the dose. But I have been seeing the world in blue for more than a fortnight now and it’s doing my head in." John, from Brighton, East Sussex, is now having tests to see if the damage is permanent. He added: "At least I’m a Chelsea fan." Makers Pfizer say some men may experience a blue tint to their sight after t
Man Of Golden Words
written by Wood and Mother Love Bone --- i want to show you something, like joy inside my heart seems I been living in the temple of the dog where would i live if I were a man of golden words or would I live at all words and music - my only tools communication so on her arrival I will set free the birds its a pretty time of year, the mountains sing aloud tell me Mr golden words hows bout the world tell me, can you tell me at all words and music - my only tools communication lets fall in love with music the driving force in our living the only international language divine glory, the expression the knees bow the tongue confesses the lord of lords, the king of kings words and music - my only tools communication
Man Of Mystery
My Man Of Mystery I know well the warmth That his body brings to me 'Tis like fire and silk That he is in mine own arms Yet now he is gone Be as yet borne unto another The ice that has frozen My heart is the same As that that has frozen So many before me For I knew that he Was a skilled lover Before he came unto my bedchamber For I knew that he would Leave thus someday In search of another He does not ever stay long My man of mystery For even I, who held him and knew him for so long For I never saw his true face For yet he was always a tender gentle considerate and thorough lover. He always left me sated He was never there when I awoke But always there when I needed him the most En Mortum Amorus
The Man Of My Dreams
the man of my dreams is not a superhero but he saves my life everyday. he is not a supermodel but i love every inch of him. hair blond as the sun. eyes so precious that i could get lost in them forever. kisses that send shivers down my spine. lips soft as silk. a touch like magic sending electricity thur my body with every touch. making love to him feels more right than anything i have ever done in my life. i would not give him up for anything in the world. he is the man who holds my heart forever. I LOVE YOU S@RGoN. i am yours forever
Man Of All Men
Man of all Men Once I walked the length of the Appian Way in a dream I remember to this very day. I stood with Ptolomy o’er Alexander’s grave and I once plow’d a field as a common slave, tilling the earth in a most ancient way. Once I saw the sun rise o’er Tokyo Bay and again when Hiroshima burnt away; Man of all men, who could I save? _______________Once I walked... Once on a mount, I heard a man say something of Heaven and implored me to pray. And once, in that dream, I sat in a cave and stared at shadows like a foolish knave. and you know full well how shadows betray... _______________once I walked...
Man Of The House
Man of the House Hammer had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The MAN of Your House.' He stormed out to Sandy in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go downstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?' Sandy replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'
A Man On Fu Who Uses Women
the following 2 links are of the same man... he hooks up w women online, says that he is supposedly tired of the head games, talks a big game claiming to b a womans soul mate, he has hooked up with 2 other women i have found on this site alone, he has many others on my space and gothscene.com. i am tired of being the one he claimed to have wanted to marry and b with if any woman has been approaced by him and would like proof that my words r tru please let me know and i will post pics of txt messages from him stateing how he supposedly loved me and couldnt wait to marry me. his game ends here and now. he claims to a woman that he has been used, and lied to and tired of the games, trust me...he is the one who plays the games. i actually believed him, we started talking back in july of last year, we have met several times. Lord Death@ fubar DEATHANGEL@ fubar
Man Of Flesh
A man of flesh sensually provoking wanton needs of desires thought to be long forgotten By a mind tortured feeling alive again skin tingling drenched in his manhood Needs fulfilled Desires hot, tender soft touches forgotten but relived Swifty to the clouds floating on whimsy Touching my soul Lustful dreams alive with sense purposely needing come to me.... O man of flesh Copyright belongs soully to me. No reprinting or use allowed wthout express witten permission from me, the author. Crystal
Man Of The Year: General David Petraeus
Man of the Year: General David Petraeus Man of the Year: General David Petraeus By Ben Johnson FrontPageMagazine.com | Monday, December 31, 2007 IN MOST YEARS, SEVERAL PEOPLE COULD REASONABLY BE SELECTED FRONTPAGE MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR. This year, one candidate distinguished himself beyond all others: General David Howell Petraeus. In commanding the U.S. Surge in Iraq, Petraeus has not merely arrested an explosive and deteriorating security situation but has reversed terrorist initiatives, driving al-Qaeda out of a province it once governed and denying it the ability to reconstitute a Salafist safe haven. No one has more significantly advanced the welfare of the United States and the cause of freedom in 2007 as Gen. Petraeus, and none has been as harassed as a result – not merely harassed unduly but harassed precisely because he aided liberty's cause in a time when so many seek to benefit politically from its diminution. In his selection, FrontPage Magazine maintains its t
Man On Wire
Got into a free preview of this yesterday - about Philippe Petit, a french guy who in the 70's decided he wanted to walk on a high wire stretched between the towers of the World Trade Centre, and with a group of friends planned and executed a plan to do so under the noses of the security and police. One of the most compelling and inspiring documentaries I've seen an ages. As insane as the idea clearly was, Petit's lust for life is infectious, and it's well worth looking out for if you get teh chance to see it.
Man Of My Dreams
Man Of My Dreams Every morning I awake, Longing to feel your touch, As I whisper in your ear That I love you oh so much I Look into your eyes And softly touch your face I pull your body close to mine. Into a warm embrace Don't let the miles between us Ever keep us apart Just listen close, and you'll hear The fast beating of my heart You have no idea On how much you really mean to me I'm finally finding love again You have set my soul free Until the day were together As far away as it seems You will always be my heart, my true love The only man of my dreams
Manowar/warriors Of The World
The Man Of Steel
The Man of Steel Blanket wrapped around my neck Watching cartoons in my superman undies Those tighty whities those nut huggers Thinking i can fly so i jump off my bed like it was a building to my street floor Punching the air like it was Braniac Focusing so hard on staring at nothing Shooting it with my pretend laser vision Till i burn a hole or destroy it completely Then i hop into my closet my own alley Where i do my quick wardrobe change And pop out like Clark Kent with glasses Sit at my desk when typewriters existed Acting as if i was typing up an article For the Daily Planet's Perry White Jimmy and Lois is nowhere to be found All of a sudden i hear voices in peril I pull open my shirt and fly away again Finding Lois is being held hostage by Lex So I use my cold breath blowing wind Untill my face is as blue as the breath freezing Lex into this antarctic iceberg Freeing Lois from the grips of evil Superman has saved the day Those were the days
Manowar/die For Metal
Man On Airplane
sorry men but i hate to admit this is funny!!!! A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the ladies room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the fateful mistake so many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons. He carefully pressed the first button marked WW and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom. He thought, golly, the gals really have it made..... Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought that was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large powder puff that powdered his bottom lightly. Well, naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR....... When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for a
A Man Of Honor ...
Sometimes I sit back in my chair and watch the people go by I see them milling about doing their daily routines or I watch them in chat rooms. They build this illusion around them that all is great and they are perfect, when in fact the world isn't perfect and neither are they , If you point out a persons flaws or chink in their armor, some will come at you with harsh words, trying to cut you to the quick. I sometimes wonder if I ever really knew those people at all.. People are not perfect, we have flaws, That is called" being human," We're human beings. Could that be why , I seem to be , attracted to soldiers? Soldiers don't hide their flaws. They focus on compensating for them, building up their strengths. They have it drilled into them they are masters of the word "compensate"! That should be a word we teach our kids... Stop trying to teach kids to be perfect. I believe soldiers and kids can be pu
Man Of Confustion
I feel like a man of confustion. I dont know really much of any thing any more i try to do what i think is right then i realise what i think is right is sometimes wrong as well I was raised in a single parent home so its not always easy for someone that way to learn all that they need to know but one thing i thought i did learn was responsablity to family give them what they need over your own needs and ive felt good about that for a lot of years now I knowim not the best husband and father to my wife and kids but i do my best to love and provide for themthe best way i know how but maybe just providing a roof over their heads and food in their bellys isnt always what matters to being a good father and a good spouse love and comunication hve a lot to do with it as well but how do you comunicate when other dont do it either driving down the road for hours and not saying a thing because your worried maybe what im thinking isnt the thing they want to talk about so you say nothing at all i
The Man Of My Dreams .....
How I Found the Man of My DreamsI guess I wondered if I would ever findthe man of my dreams.I didn't know who he might be,or when it might happen,but I did know this: the man of my dreams couldn't be just anyone.He had to be someone INCREDIBLE...The man of my dreams wasn't going to beeasy to find.He had to be a lot of things:someone with whom I was able to be sincereand communicative and completely honest,just the way I wanted him to be with me.Sometimes he would be outrageous and funny and wonderful, and yet he would be gentleand genuine and always there - in good times and bad.He would be very reassuring and supportive.The man of my dreams had to havea warm heat and a sensitive souland be full offun and friendship and shared feelings.It seemed like the man of my dreams was just a figment of my imagination...until you came along.And then..when you did...I discovered that you are EVEN MORE WONDERFULthan I imaginedany could be.  
Man Of My Dreams(for Nick)
Let my heart talk without talkingLet my soul sing you a songLet every inch of my body Let you know,,   How I have been waiting for you for so longWithout even knowing so,    Every thing in life I have come across,  Since the day I met you, it seemsTo let me know   How lucky I am,Because I have found the man of my dreams,  So please don't ever, ever let me go.  I have discovered the best of things  This life could offer a girl like meFor I know now that only you,  Can show me how,to be who I always wanted to be.  It takes a man like youTo make a woman of a little girl,  It takes someone big and strong,To reach his hand down,Save her, and show her the world.  And that is what I found on you,   With you I can learn to do,  Things I have never even thought I could do.  Just after my world turned up side down,  When I felt all helpless, hopeless and bound  You have come to turn my life around  And to show me that my life is still worth living.    So Please, take over my world,  And make of
Man Of The Year: Thanks Claire!
Manors
Have we as human beings become so shallow that  we have lost respect for others? I meen how hard is it to say thank you when we recieve something? Have we forgotten manors? And not beable to help ohers when they come to us with something that bothers them that we have done? i know our parents have raised us with manors  and is it such a chore to pratice them every day?

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