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I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man I’ll get one later If I can. I do not need A man at all I do not need one, Short or tall. Not in a house, Not in a van, I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man. Not on the couch Not in my bed I’d rather sleep Alone instead I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man I tried it once ~ He turned and ran I do not need One here or there I do not need One anywhere I do not need A_ _ _ _ing man There must be A better plan Not one at work Not one at play I do not need one Night or day I’ve said it once I’ve said it twice A world without them Could be nice Black men, white men, Men in blue I am through with All of you Even though they Make me drool I’m not a fan of The dating pool I would not could not Be a fool Even for the Biggest tool Now thanks to My new vibrator You _ _ _ _ing man I’ll see you later I’ll try my hardest Not to care Even if he stands There bare!! I do not need A _ _ _ _ing man That is where my Plight began