>>>>The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU
CAN
> >>>>BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE".
> >>>>
> >>>>"He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
on,
> >>>>you
> >>>
> >>>>need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
> >>>>
> >>>>"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished
> >>>>eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> >>>>
> >>>>"After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
> >>>>have the kind of sex that I want.
> >>>>
> >>>>"Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
> >>>>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then,
you
> >>>>will massage my feet and hands.
> >>>>
> >>>>"Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> >>>>
> >>>>The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first
> >>>>guess."
> >>
