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Making Love 18+
He walked up to her as she walked up to him. Her eyes staired deeply into his and with passion in his touch he kissed her. His arms wrapping around her and her hands pressed tightly against his chest her fingers pushing against his body. He broke the kiss and looked at her and whispered to her, "I don't want you to do something your not ready to do we don't have to do this if your not sure about it" She looked at him and smiled gently saying in a soft sweet tone.. ' I've been wanting this since the moment you kissed me the first time , and the fact you can stand here and tell me that i don't have to do this just makes me want you even more ' her shirt unbuttoned and hit slowly pulled it up over her head and onto the floor. He looked at her and started to remove his shirt and stuck for a moment without being able to see only his mouth free from his shirt she teased him kissing his neck before moving to his mouth to kiss him as deeply as he kissed her. His shirt afterwards hit
Making Pictures
I have been playing around with Glassgiant.com and made a few pictures for people. I can also make pictures on www.imagechef.com. I put them in the folder named things I made. Go ahead and rip or copy if I made something for you. If you want something made, please let me know and I will see what I can do. Tiggerbear2007
Making Some Changes Here
After a whole lot of problems being caused because certain people seem to not understand the word married means not available, i am changing my account to a joint account with my husband. I am going to be a little tied up making changes to the page so if i don't get around to saying hello it's not that i am ignoring you so please understand. I just got back from a doctor appointment as well (what a waste of perfectly good time)
Making Skins
i was just wounder if someone can help me or do for me a couple of skins.i tried to do them but they never work out for me if you can help shout me or leave me a comment thank you
Making A Marriage Last
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Oct 16, 2007 7:51 AM The secret to a happy marriage to me is the simple things; always be honest with each other, respect each other, forgive each other, and simply be kind to one another. A good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended. A good marriage is at least 80% good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. The secret to a happy marriage is the ability to keep having fun. Once the fun dies the marriage follows very quickly. A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. Marriage should actually be like a duet~ when one sings the other claps. The only thing wrong with marriage and true love is you don't see enough of each other. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. Take each other for better or worse but not for granted. One way of making a marriage work is to treat all disaster
Makin Memories Of Us
"Making Memories Of Us" I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you this promise If there's life aft
Makin....
Pumpkins Anyone want one?
Making Strides In Indianapolis
Saturday, October 20, 2007, was a great day for me. I was fortunate enough to get to participate in the 10th Annual "Making Strides Against Breast Cancer" walk in Indianapolis. It was a wonderful thing to see all the supporters out there. My friend Brenes Dillon-McCoy passed away in November 2006 after a long fight with this dicease. She left behind a beautiful 7 year old daughter and a loving family. She will always be in my heart and my memories.
Making Pumpkins For My Family And Friends That Want One
I created pumpkins for my family and friends, check the out in my default folder. If you don't see one for you and you want one let me know I would be glad to make you one:D Much love to you all!!! oh and if your a point wh*re save it to a folder and upload it yourself and let me know so I can go comment and rate it:D
Making More Things Lol
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Making Up "fuck Me" Style
The moonlight shines down on the quiet beach. Sarah walks toward a solitary palm tree, its fronds waving gently in the breeze. She sits on the warm sand beside the tree, kicking off her sandals and digging her toes into the sand. She bends her knees and rests her arms and head on them, just sitting there watching the moonlight reflect off the shimmering waves of the ocean. She starts to doze off as the calm sounds surround her, relaxing her body and mind. She falls asleep and does not see or hear the man walking along the beach toward her resting place. He just barely makes out her resting form leaning against the trunk of the palm tree. He quietly walked up beside her and saw that she was sleeping. Jim hesitated a moment, then quietly sat beside his wife before he put his arm around her, pulling her to him. She started a little, then looked up at him and smiled sleepily. He stood up again then took her hand and pulled her to her feet. He bent and picked up her sandals before p
Making Choices
Carefully consider your choices. But don't get so consumed with making the perfect choice that you fail to make any choice at all. Most choices will involve some degree of compromise. In the real world, the perfect option may not be available to you. Instead of holding out for a perfect choice that never does come, make the best choice from the options available to you. It's better to move forward with a slight degree of disappointment than to be endlessly stuck on making a decision. Carefully and wisely consider your options, then go ahead and choose one. Take what you have to work with and begin actually working with it to create real value in your world. Remember that the fulfillment of your dreams is a journey and not a single step. It is unrealistic and counterproductive to expect that a single choice will solve all your problems or instantly bring you everything you ever hoped for. Over time, careful, intelligent choices will get you precisely where you want to go,
Making Pics
Ok so when I get bored I make pics for people. if you would like me to make one, let me know what things you are into and i will see what i can do
Making Comments And Respecting Others
As some of you all know I do make comments about women being good looking or gorgeous or something positive and never negative and I do read a profile and if I see that the person is married or in a relationship than I respect that but what gets me a bit P. O'ed here is when some guy, like the one that I did have on my friends list that I added earlier here, immediately after adding them go to my girlfriends pic in my pics and make the comment that she is hot, which I agreed to but when I left him a commment back saying that she's my girlfriend and that the only way for him and I to get along is to respect that, he sends me a comment back saying that I need to get a f*cking grip! :-o Excuse me, but I don't need to do any such thing and I'll say it right now, if I can respect women when they are in a relationship or married than it's no different for other guys to do the same damn thing and if people DON'T or CAN'T do that then those people that don't won't be on my friends list here, i
Making A Difference??!!
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his
Making Memories Of Us By Keith Urban
Keith Urban - Making Memories Of Us Lyrics I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you a promise If there's life after this I'm gonna be there to meet you with a
Making A Comeback
I know, I have been away for far too long. Many things have happened. Some good , some bad. All a learning experience. Hope you are all well, and look forward to catching up!
Making Yourself More Attractive To Women
Making Yourself More Attractive To Women >If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women... plus watch video clips of every one of them... then check this out: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=ZZZ3Z1&lid=1 ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hey Dave, I just had to tell you how great your stuff is. I got your first email (ten things most guys do) and before I finished reading the list went to the site and ordered the book. I figured what can I lose, I don't have success now and I spent more then $40 on my last date and they offer a 100% money back deal. I read it as soon as I downloaded it then read it again the next day, of course went and bought comedy writing secrets the 3rd day and read that the same afternoon. I have to tell you I was clueless before I read your book. I would naturally get a few women attracted to me when I wasn't trying because I didn't have interest in the
Making The Right Decision!
Oh i just need to know You love me and need me before I break another's heart forever. He saved my tortured soul. He made my heart sing. He protected me. He loved me. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision He's been my life for a year. He took away my sadness and sorrow. He understood all my moods. He took away all my pain. He loved me. Oh i just need to know you want my heart and soul no turning back once i give you those completely. He left me lonely an free. He looked back why? He hurt me again. He is gone. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision,before I break his heart forever.
Making Fun Of Ppl
why does everyone have to take it upon themselves to make fun of others just because they are diffrent. It pisses me off that just bc i talk diffrent from someone else bc of where i was raised that im gonna get riddiculed for it. I have lived in the country all my life and suffer from one of those hick accents with a southern drawl to it and for the ones on my friends that have talked to me on the phone you know wht I'm talking about. I can't change that and even if I could I refuse too bc it is what makes me who I am. Sorry but I had to get that off my chest bc it pisses me off!!! Charlie's Wifey Material
Making A Connection
Have you ever met someone whom right at "Hello" you knew down deep inside that they were special? When you meet someone like this, all these feelings come rushing in all at once! Its a unique and suprisingly wonderful feeling. But my problem is .... figuring out if the other person feels the same way. Confirming that, Yes, there is in fact a connection there!
Making A Man Get The Point!!
Love No Longer Lives Here Anymore Love no longer lives here, it flew right out the door. It happened on that fateful day I wished to cry for you no more. The yelling and the fighting have just become too much Don't look at me that way! I cringe from just your touch! You treat me like a possession, just something more you own. Love is not supposed to make me feel like I am all alone. Our relationship has been a mess right from the very start Why do you say such hurtful things, when you know they break my heart? I feel like I am inside a box, put high up on a shelf. And I am more than ready to get out and be myself! Please let me go and live my life and have a real future and not in our past. Don't ever try to hold me down. you know that it won't last. It's time for me to spread my wings and see if i can soar. sometimes life just happens this way & we are better off apart I know that you don't want this, & i know it breaks your heart, but it is like I said before: "Lov
Making Venison Summer Sausage
Ahhhhh my 2nd favorite winter past time...making summer sausage...I use select herbs and seasonings and add Jalepeno and pepperjack or cheddar cheese to make these scrumptious movie snacks. After ALL the ingredients and the cure have been mixed thoroughly together and stuffed into casings I smoke them for 2 hours @ 160* then bump up the heat to 200* for 1.5-2 hours. When the internal Temp reaches 160* they are done and taken out of the smoker and put into an ice water bath to stop the casings from shrinking and shriveling....afterwards....here you have it... VENISON JALEPENO AND PEPPERJACK SUMMER SAUSAGE
Making Cakes
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa".
Making Love
A sea of pillows and tangled sheets Wild with passion my heart beats Touches light my skin on fire Burning with pure desire Ragged breaths escape as moans Knowing that you alone Bring me to my knees Living for you, begging please
Making X-mas Gay
Whats up Everybody, In my personal opinion, 2007 sucked ass. but seeing its the holidays, and I normally make a holiday card that pokes fun at someone. I'm gonna put a disclaimer at this one. for those of you that know me, my custom cards have always been in poor taste, and deciphers someone in a light that they would later curse at me about. Adam Walsh did when I make one of him fucking his mother and handed it out of his workplace, Dan got pissed off as his Mr.Turkey X-Mas card. so I'm used to bad Views on my Holiday cards. Normally, its all in good fun and I dont mean any of it. Sadly, this year, I was quite pissed off when I made this one. Now Before I show ya, I may want to backtrack at to what lead to this one. A Few Weeks ago, I posted a bulletin that showed a Danceing Elf (yes, I know, will I ever stop talking about it.) IT showed who I thought was a good friend, Mr.Freeze of No Luck Recordz, in a elf suit dancing to X-mas Music. Now when I originally did this, I did it in go
The Making Of Pacey~
So many people ask me where I get my inspirations from. I tend to rip into other bloggers because I think that most of their lives is about blogging when I just blog about what my life really is. So in a nutshell, my blogs are inspired by life. If I didn't experience things, I wouldn't have dick to write about. When people tell me what they like about my blogs is usually a couple of things. The biggest being the brutal honesty. Aside from that, its my realistic yet slightly jaded opinion of women, and hopefully, I make people laugh every once and a while. Here are some of the things that made me think hence, write, the way I do. The women in my life I have never had a healthy relationship with a female my entire life. Including my mother. Up until I was 14 I was the apple of her eye mainly because I was just like my Dad. When they split, she couldn't stand me anymore mostly because I was just like my Dad. Funny how that works huh? My first love slept with a friend of m
Making You Wettt
The men threw her over a table and her panties were pulled down. One man captured Sheila’s pussy. He bit her clit and she screamed. He licked it back and forth sending her juices gushing out of her creamy cunt. He pulled her pussy lips wide apart as he pushed his tongue straight into her love hole. She moaned as this attack on her pussy began to arouse her. He pulled his tongue out and pushed his fingers into her now sopping cunt. He pushed the fingers deeper and deeper making her squirm and moan. Suddenly he pushed his entire hand into her cunt and began pumping her up and down. She screamed with pain and excitement as someone pulled on her erect nipples making her beg to be fucked. She screamed"Oh please fuck me. Oh I need it. The bitch is asking for it said Randy. Give it to her Marty u asshole. Drill your dick into her until she passes out. Marty the one licking Sheila’s cunt came over her and pushed his thick cock straight into Sheila’s pussy. Sheila shrieked as he slid all the
Makin Luv In The Rain!
Touch the Darkness
Making You Mine
Passions exploited Desires sedated Never thought Such pleasures awaited Romance forgotten Desires, just greed No need for your kisses Just sweet, aching, need Lingering glances Shimmering skin Forever we wallow Together in sin Slow trail of kisses Soft backs of knees Aching and yearning Eager to please. Fingertips running Down neck and spine Grasping your wrists I make you mine.
Making Babies
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor
The Making Of Love
The making of love in my eyes... is a feeling of passion, hope, lust and utter devotion to one another. To be woken from sleep in the dead of night by sweet whispering in my ear, the touch of a hand on my face and the sensual kisses on my neck...only to fall into one anothers arms and make love, kissing passionately and holding each other as if we were one, looking into each others eyes to see the love shared between us as we whisper from our lips," I love you ", over and over again. Hearts beating so hard that we feel the rhythm against our chests as we get closer to each other. When the love making stops, we continue to embrace one another, my head on his chest, his arms cuddling me closer as his other hand strokes my hair until I fall into sweet dreams of us all over again!!!
Making A Baby
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one smutty word in it... The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs.Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room f
Making Lists
"Making lists doesn’t always put our world in order, but it certainly helps us to feel more orderly." ~ Anonymous lol.. I don’t know how many lists that I have written over the years, but it has certainly made me rest better at nights very often so that I could have a renewed perspective of the upcoming day, as well as a renewed charge and dedication to eliminate as many of the items off of my lists. How about yourself????
Making Pics
if anyone wants some of their pics photoshopped for them ill do it and ill let you rip it. im trying to get more pics and not just random ones. so let me know.
Making Love To A Friend
You were always so perfect to me, so soft and gentle, cherishing you instantly, without a second glance, I never distrusted those eyes, that lied to me continuously, I promised you I'd always try, but slowly you were losing me. I would always have given you anything, just to keep your interest, stopping my heart from remembering, all the pain you caused, I never pulled away from that kiss, that held a painful hint of truth, Maybe you'd be too hard to miss, so I said I was still in love with you. I wanted more than just the infatuation, that you found in me. You said love was only a distraction, that you really didn't need, so I cried myself to sleep, knowing the times we shared must end. You couldn't let emotion run deep, you said you made love to me, as a friend. But eventually, my love, friendships fade, too, and I can't make love and walk away, pretending I don't love you. Never once did I push you away, but everything comes to end, so all that's
Making Friends
just wondering what it is im missing on making friends on here thats all im looking for but seems that i talk to ppl and have great conversations with pl and i ad them and then they never talk to me again how can i get around that delemna
Making Ceramics With Clay
Ever see a shining Mug Plate or Vase and wish you could learn how ? I Have the Answer Give me a shout out and I'll show you how easy and FUN it can Be. Carol Lynn wigwam@frontiernet.net
Making Mistakes Is Normal. We All Make Em.
Shame-filled people feel that something is wrong at their very core. It is a sense of being bad . . . --Susan Kwiecien Nobody is rotten to the core. Whenever we start to believe we are bad all the way through, we can picture good things we have done, days when someone else was happy to be with us, and see for ourselves that we have many good points that outweigh the bad. If we have done something wrong, we must apologize and make amends. Making a mistake is not the same as being worthless. Mistakes are a natural part of living, not something to be ashamed of. Our freedom to make mistakes is one of our greatest assets, for this is the way we learn humility, persistence, courage to take risks, and better ways of doing things. All of us are valuable and lovable. How could we be otherwise? Since mistakes are natural aspects of growth, we can salute them in others and ourselves as signs of life and celebrate our ability to learn and to forgive. What mistakes have helped me grow?
"making Pancakes"
I SEND THIS TO ALL THE GREAT,AWESOME AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE I HAVE MEANT ON FUBAR. DON'T EVER FOGRT TO MAKE PANCAKES. LOVE YOU ALL Making Pancakes Six year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked!. Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tri
Making It Work!!!
Kind of funny how things work out at times, me and gf have been dating for going on four weeks now, and have been enjoying each other's company every time we can get together. Right now she is at work, been on one hell of a schedule last couple of weeks. She works nights, I work days, when we have time see each other in between. But maybe it's a way of testing how committed we are to each other, cause if we can make it through this and still be together, then think we can make it through a lot of other things. Miss my baby, hope she has a good night at work, I'll see her for a little bit in the morning and enjoy each second of it.
Making Memories Of Us-keith Urban
Making The Best...
Okay, so my birthdays for the last few years have really sucked. It's just how it is and I've come to terms with the fact that they are always going to suck, but this year, no matter what I'm not going to let the stupid shit keep me from enjoying my birthday. I'm finally 21 and I have lots of friends that are going to be doing what they can to enjoy it with me. So, what the hell is going to keep me from having a great day? What more could I ask for?
Making Money Online..
http://www.marketingpond.com/ref.cgi/37607 check this out..im sure you will like it..its free..nothing out of your pockets...
Making Of "stay With Me"/celldweller
Makin' Them
AS YOU ALL CAN SEE THAT I HAVE AN ALBUM OF MAKIN' PICS FOR OTHER PPL, I HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKIN' THEM FOR ANYONE AT NO COST, IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU ONE, PLS FEEL FREE TO ASK ME AND LET ME KNOW AND SO FORTH!!!!! ALL I DO ASK IS THAT YOU ARE KIND ENOUGH TO ADD THEM TO YOUR PAGE FOR RATES... ALSO IF YOU WANT ONE PLS JUST LET ME KNOW!!!! AND SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC YOU'D LIKE FOR ME TO USE!!!!
Making New Turns
Life is slowly getting betteer for me! I was finally able to upload some new pics of me onto my profile. So I dont have to have an old pic of me anymore. I still have more to later upload of friends and soon family at time goes by! I have been trying to make alot of choices in my life for the better and that means to get rid of all trash in my life. I dont hang with the same crew nor do half the stuff that I use to do. I have grown up a lot and just cant deal with anymore bullshit from the losers in my town! I just want to find a good man to take care of me and that wants to have a good woman by him plus also wants to have a family of his own together one day in the future! But only time can trully tell what will happen for me!
Making Wrong Choices
Let's face it...we all make mistakes....the thing is...if you love someone and decide you want out of that relationship....do you use a lame ass excuse like maybe something that was said to a friend and nothing more than a friend to leave them? Or do you be honest with them. I would choose honesty...because when you lie eventually it will fly back and kick you hard. Anyway...yup.....i made a wrong choice in believing someone i met (yes laugh on Fubar). It started out as just a friendship...he was older than me..but eh..age does not matter always...depends on alot of things..and the people involved... Anyway..we had this wonderful friendship...I never came on Fubar expecting to have feelings for anyone but...i guess all the laughing...talking...me calling him on phone..it just sort of happend unexpectedly...and well leave it to online drama..one time caused a lil by him..he left me...this time he left me again due to me leaving a comment...and i do understand his point...but he
Making Right Choices Part 2 Of Making Wrong Choices
So...his new girl is mature....she is 40 (prolly older who knows who cares it's online right) I wrote her a lil note...im 19 i can be immature at times right? Keep in mind...her profile...says she is a Good "Christian" lol..Ok..My friends are smart i need say no more. Rick as my friends know..aka '"Quit rub'n my banana,and flickin my grapes"PROTECTING THE CUTIES~@~EYE CANDY~"' did tell her to block me ..just as i told her he would (yes cuz he had me do that to his exes when they wrote /messaged/looked at my page) Figure it out for yourselves..i was stupid cuz i am honest and loving...but well stupid ass of me will still prolly beleive he loved/liked me.. Long story short after i received her note and realized he said what i did on mumm was wrong...and always said our business should be our business (well its on here now so now it's everyones!) ..he talked to her about it...and also had been flirting with her for months now..even while with me...(start singing dirty lil sec
Making Wrong Yet Right Choices Part 3 :d
Yahoo :) I have changed his name to Protect His Privacy. EP (2:28:22 AM): sweeet :) ur up late to be with the menopausal fake lol EP (2:28:34 AM): =)) RICK (2:28:48 AM): stop agapi.please it belittles your true intelligence hun EP(2:28:53 AM): least u can call her for fone sex tho RICK (2:29:00 AM): naw..u belittled urself hun EP (2:29:05 AM): by not being honest EP(2:29:09 AM): and trying to make me look bad RICK (2:29:15 AM): but Karma :) EP (2:29:19 AM): as a matter of fact we both have verizon and yes we can,its free
Making Friends
This has been one heck of a year. Everything that has could go wrong has gone wrong plus eome extra. I am just grateful that I met some awesome people here on Fubar and found an awesome lounge, Aussie's. If it were not for the people here, I would go nuts though that would not be a long trip. lol. So i am thankful for meeting some real cool people on here and rock on. Fubar is the best site I have checked out in a very long time. May angels watch over my friends and PEACE.
Making A Change
I have seen the way things have to be, before i could not see, who i was suppose to be. Now I know I just have to be me. I have seen the rain, been through so much pain, couldnt break the chains. Now i am making a change. I see the rising sun, Now i am having fun. I can look beyond the raging see, if you could only see, who i was meant to be. I am making a change. I had to grow, With every rose. With every tear, i had to chase away all my fears. I had to climb, with every rhyme, there's so much time. I am done crying, done listening to you lying, I am going to keep trying. You broke my heart, and now we are so far apart. I had to close the door, not gonna take anymore. Not gonna sit on the shore. Gotta face, gotta try and retrace, gonna win this race. I must say goodbye, not gonna cry, Time for me to fly, wipe the tears from my eyes. Making changes, I can still feel the scars, I wish upon a star. I can see the sun beams, gotta mend the seams, f
Making
Okay, i have been making salutes lately so if you would like me to make you one let me know
Makinskinscumc!!
I'm getting a lot of SB messages asking what my status of MakInSkinScumC!! means... It's just my little way of telling you that if you want a new skin for your profile, to hit me up. I am MakInSkinS for all my friends, so you should send me an idea for one and I will see what I can do. Thx for all those SB messages!!! On another note, thx again... this time to all my friends for taking my profile up 2 levels this week. I am also very glad to be back!!
Making Changes
"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
Making Love
She exhales and I breathe in, Like sampling the bouquet of her, My finest wine. My hands trace over her skin and I feel the roughness there, Imperfect and scarred And she is gorgeous She breathes in and I exhale, My lips tracing down to her breasts, Kisses planted on each, An offering to a goddess I cup her breasts in the palm of my hands, She shifts, restless Breath hitching And she is wanting She sinks down and I lean in, My fingers trace over her hips, Lips finding her pelvic bone Softly defined lines that lead me down I grace her with my lips And she is there She arches and I move back, Teasing her with breath and tongue, She pleads and I give her all Touching, giving, loving She cries out and I smile loving the play of my name on her lips Relaxing she smiles and I move up to meet her I cup her face in my hands And she is mine And she is everything.
Making Them Sweet
I like making guys sweat. I LOVE MAKING GUYS SQUIRM. In case you haven't noticed. Knowing that guys are looking at my body, thinking about my tinny tight young bald pussy, and ass. Them picturing getting a their hands on my little tits. When I walk past a guy and he gets a boner thinking about his dick being ball deep down my little throat. Now here is my question: How many of those guys are fantasying about raping me? Are they thinking about gangbanging me while I'm fucked up in the drugs they lipped in my drink? Maybe the are fantasying about my hands cuffed behind my back, grabbing 2 handfuls of my hair and gagging me with their cock. Maybe the are dreaming about my little body chained spread and nake to 4 trees as they take a belt to my little bald pussy? What do you think? What would you be fantasying about? Luv u Tara Remember I like making guys squirm. lol.
Making A Trip To Connecticut To Find Matt
well I decided I am going to find him. He was last seen in Jewett City so I'm going there first. The only thing is his uncle who lives in Danielson keeps hitting on me.I have his number and IM and he is now saying things like, "I like you, you keep going until you get what you want." HELL YEAH. I do. But then he wants to send me pics n' shit. He has Matt's eyes but he is chunky like. I'm disgusted. I could be his granddaughter or daughter! but then....I am a freak....so yeah..if Matt doesn't come through I might as well get it on with someone who ls related to him. I'll moan Matt's name when I get my tight pussy banged. I'll even make Milton wear fucking clown paint and growl n' shit hahahaha... But that is the last thing. but that is only if I don't find him. Damn I am so horny right now. I only got horny b/c of my stupid fantasies. I can't get them out of my head. Daddy's little slut....omg...listen to me...Daddy's little girl gone wild...."FILF" "father, I like to fuck." ahahahah
Makin Me High...
Ill always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I cant help but touch myself Thats why I want you so bad Just one night of Moonlight, with you there beside me All night, doin it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When Im around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise Youre makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Cant get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I wanna be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is Moonlights, with you there inside me All night, doin it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When Im around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise, ooh boy Youre makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby I want to feel your heart and so
Making Desicions
So often the results of decisions we make in life are not what we expect. And in many cases the results are not only short term, but have long term effects that we seldom stop to consider. We can only see what is immediately in front of us. Sometimes we have only good intentions, yet we end up hurting someone we care for. Sometimes te results appear to be good, yet after a time we find the short term gain was not worth the loss in the end. Sometimes we plan things we should be ashamed of, and yet the results turn and we gain a friend, or learn a lesson we would never have. Over the last few months none of the decisions I made seem to have been the right ones, yet I do not regret them. I regret some actions and words, ones done in times of hurt. But I do not regret the reason for the struggle. Only time will tell if what I see in hindsight is true, or if there is more yet to learn.
Making People Laugh Is What I Do
My whole life I have been the funny guy and well recently I have took being funny pretty serious and I have went head first into making a career out of the being funny thing some say it is a long shot to actually make it but damn I have lucked up and even made onto radio not bad for a long shot huh? well hopefully this laughter thing takes me places and if it doesn't at least I can say I tried and I put a few smiles on some faces while doing it .
Making The Right Choice
4/29/2008 Dear Readers; Wednesday Night. listen to the show! Dr. Turi on Paranormal Radio with Captain Jack http://www.wprtradio.com/news.php http://www.wprtradio.com Well the Dragon in Aquarius and Leo axis indeed saved the lives of so many children by removing them from Neptune's deceiving confined world. The beauty is that those children (and brainwashed victimized parents) will not spread the spiritual degradation of ALL future children mingled with this particular deplorable religious sect. When I started nearly 2 years ago to talk about the "upcoming Dragon's Tail negative) in Leo (children) on Coast To Coast and all my interviews since then and the results are IN. Under guard, polygamist teen as a baby boy Like the deceiving Pisces Age and its thousands of religious sects, the Aquarius Age will also endorse and promote its own deceiving horde of lost souls. Many organizations will be brought to life with spiritual teachings that will carry with them either the
Making Love In The Rain
Making Love On The Floor
Fortune favors the bold.... as we dance on a floor my hands travel your body pussy to cock with thin material between it's hard with blood, swallowed by your vulva amazing how a little booze turns everything molten... hot to the touch lift that leather skirt...a little higher dropping to my knees my face plunges underneath stench so wonderful dancing in my head... grinding your crotch down lower stronger my neck muscles versus your pussy... grinding...plunging deep with glee my tongue travels your pussy your ass.... buries by face the aroma...the tastes... I'm ready to forgive my life to hold on to this second for eternity you pant....grasping my hand... may we leave...to the hotel next door? Through a door....we close together at last... clothes hit the floor... we smoke some weed I've brought along leaving all flesh to only heighten sucking my cock ...while lapping your clit fuck seeping from both of us.... swallows of Jack and gin....we meet n
Makin Whoopi
Do You Know this Calendar contestant? Have You Been to Her page? Nooooooo? Well whatcha waiting for! CLICK HERE TO ADD/RATE/FAN HER! Then Proceed to the Next Step! Continue On reading to find out what it is _________________________________________________ Makin Whoopi is a Dear Dear Friend of mine and its an Honor to be pimpin her out on this Contest she is in!!!!! Please show some luv to a contestant calander girl, Makin Whoopi its a vote only contest and she'll very much apreciate it!! thank you My Tru-Fu-friends!! Click This Pic Here...Ya Know What to do then... This bulletin brought to you by: Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz, The Original aka Cat Woman@ fubar FROZEN MYSTICAL DREAMZZZ...I HAVE A WARM SPOT STILL FOR REAL PEOPLE!
Making A Baby Pretty Damn Funny
Making a baby. This is hilarious! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out t
Making Up New Words
If a plane slides on a wet runway, is it considered hydro-car-ing?
Making Money Doing The Things You Already Do For Free
Yuwie is a brand new social networking website that pays its users money. Its pretty much like Myspace,facebook,fubar,youtube and many more social websites except you get paid with yuwie! Where does all this money come from? Well, I am sure that you are familiar with the other social networking giants such as Myspace, Facebook, and Friendster. These websites generate ad revenue of up to one million dollars per day. Recent reports state that Myspace averages around 25 million dollars a month from advertiser (mostly Google ads) revenue alone! And how much of this money is shared with its users? How much of this money is given back to all the people who generate the profiles, the music, and all the content? Absolutely zero. Now say hello to Yuwie… Yuwie is a website very similar to Myspace except at the end of each month they pay their users a portion of the money generated from ads. All that ad revenue is divided up among the Yuwie members. Right now Yuwie is still completely free to
Making Some Fubucks
heres to deal ill give you 500 fubucks to rate all my pictures just tell me when your done and youll get the fubucks
Making Your Bad Day Better
always and forever the two of us shall be,i see you in my memories,and when i close my eyes to sleep,i see you in the sunshine as it warms and lights my way,i see you in the loving things you say and do each day
Making The Page...
Alright, anyone that reads this - feel free to give me some pointers on how to make this page better than bland. I'm having some major issues figuring the site out. Also, do you have to be an approved "member" in each room to use your cam?
Making Photos
As most of you that have gotten to know me can see I love making pictures. I will never ask anything of my friends for doing this. But I do have one request . If you want something special done please send the picture in a private message and maybe an idea of what you want done. If you do this I will get them done as soon as I can. And if you do not want them posted on my profile first I will be more then happy to send them back to you. Have a Great Day and a wonderful 4th Tom
Making New Things
Create Your Own Graffiti
Making Love.... (with A Lil Twist)
Talking with you on the phone, I feel the sensations burning in "the zone". I put my hands up under my nightdress, Starting with my breast softly I caress. Licking my fingers and drawing a line, Running it down my tummy, mmm, so.... divine! Getting to the top of my most precious spot, My body is just quivering, its so damn hot. The wetness is building, as I picture your face, Your lips are near, as I tear off my pantie lace. sliding my fingers in between my lips, Oh....ohhh, my god, your on-top, don't slip. My breathing is getting louder, I cannot hide As I enter my fingers deeply inside. Thrusting in then out, grabbing the sheets, Omg i scream, im dripping wet, oh, oh, oh, im trembling all over my body is in heat. Thinking of how much i love the thickness of your dick, Picturing you entering me, or just longing to give it a lick. My body arches up, as I let out a groan. I imagen you saying sweetly, baby i love to hear you moan. Panting as a lioness, I let out
Making Eggs
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.
Making A Difference
Making Extra Money
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Making Kitty Bald- Update 51
Making Kitty Bald I was taking a shower minding my own business when you come in to watch me make my kitty nice and smooth. I make sure to have it nice and lathered before I begin. Lots of rubbing to make sure it is smooth and has no pokies. Thanks to Joseph for his wonderful idea and getting in on my contest. There is still time for you to get your set. There is also a video to go along with this set. There is also a bonus set the just members see. Another bonus set will come next week. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.ht
Making Up?
About 8 months ago a girl I was best friends with for 4 years and I stopped being friends. Well when we had actually been friends I knew her sister had been trying to get pregnant and actually had concieved a baby. Today I get a text from my ex best friend saying that her sister had lost the baby and just thought she'd let me know. I seriously had no idea what to do...I thought about trying to talk to her a couple times but I am a very stubborn person and I dont make up with people easily. I called another friend and told him what happened and I asked him if I should text her back, call her back, ignore it etc. He convinced me that life is too short to have grudges against people and that I would be the bigger person if I tried to reach out to her. So I worked up the courage to call her and it went to her voicemail and I left her a message saying I got her text about her sister losing the baby and I was really sorry for her family and that I would pray for them and that if she ever wan
Making Love!!
Kiss me on my forehead, the tip of my nose, lock your lips with mine. Passion and want make me feel it, make me know it. Nibble on my ear, kiss me, lick me, and blow on my neck. Softly caress and kiss my body; explore me like I am your first. Cup my subtle breast in your hands caress them, touch them, show me how you feel. Suck on the nipple, lick the tips, tease me make me want you. Slowly work your way down kissing on my tummy; licking you a path. Kiss the top and inner thighs look me in my eyes waiting to be granted access. Slowly spreading my legs lifting my pelvic towards you wanting you to touch me. Explore it, taste it learn all the spots make love to me with your mouth i want ecstasy Make me want you, to feel you deep inside me. Take me to a point of no resistance. Right when I can take no more I am about to cum stop, don't take me there yet I want to go with you not alone. As I sit up I see you, I see it long hard wanting to be touched and tasted. I lie you on t
Making It Easier. =]
I keep getting asked about my status lol. I assume google would be too much... so ........ it's a song. p.s. thanks for asking, it gave me a reason to pimp out my boys :D THIS SONG:
Making Love In The Kitchen
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Making Love In The Kitchen
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Making My Comeback
HEY CHECK IT OUT YA'LL I HAVENT BEEN ON FUBAR IN A MONTH IM MAKING MY COME BACK WE ARE CELERBRATING IN MY LOUNGE UR CHOICE RADIO BABY DOESNT GET MUCH BETTER U WANT BLING I GOT IT WANTS DRINKS COME SEE ME YOUR FAVORITE DJ ATOMIC DJ
Making Love
you whisper in to my ear sweet things that make me weak then look into my eyes with your mysterious provocative gaze causing you to touch my skin to feel the burning of your flames caressing me with love that is real then you kiss me... as i feel your wet eager lips our hungry tongues indulging in their craving to feel the poison ... of your boiling blood throughout your soul sending electrify emotions stimulating pure intoxication as your hands flows over me touching every curve and every part of me... it seems I move my legs apart automatically as you lift me on the mystical ride while my own body you know i will guide just listen to our song making love all night long the flames of passion desire and love is taking control over us
Making The Emerald City Emeralder
I wanted to say after dinner at Ralph’s Grocery & Deli (est. 1984, 2035 4th Ave) that I’d bitten into Darth Vader – a ham, turkey, and cheese sandwich – and devoured Dagoba – an organic chocolate bar – but you might get lost. [By the way, that planet Dagobah from “The Empire Strikes Back” does get its name from this Hindi word for “temple of the gods”; somewhat ironic, considering the role Jedi seem to play in the Star Wars universe.] Like Sunday’s Western omelet [from Gramma Sharon’s in Williston, see yesterday’s entry], a whole sandwich was bigger than I could eat at one sitting. The leftovers of THREE bags of potato chips (the really good kettle cooked kind) and a bottle Coca-Cola did not keep me empty either. Except for the bracketed and parenthesized parts above, that’s word-for-word what I wrote in my journal a week ago Tuesday after we’d arrived in Seattle. Staying at the Sixth Avenue Inn, we were next to a McDonald’s when we craved the munchies and didn’t want to pay rid
Making Changes
Making changes of any kind is hard> Sometimes it means you give up everything for the one you love and care about. Changes might mean moving away from friends and family or moving to a new country to be with the one you love. Yes changes are hard but we make them. Making my change has been great for me. Everyone makes changes whether good or bad ones. The changes I have made lately have been very good. Yes this is a big change for me but very well worth it. Sometimes the changes are not always the right ones but we learn from them. When changes are made sometimes the people you love get lost in the shuffle..but take a few minutes to explain the changes to them and they will understand. Making changes too quickly is not always the best thing but we do learn from them. Changing your hair color is easy---Life changes can be hard--just think them out and it will be fine. Remember most changes in life are for the best. Just dont lose your loved ones while making them.
Making Friends And Influencing People
So every time I buy something from the cafeteria, I flirt a bit with the cashier girls. Its not because I am a horrible letch, because lord knows thats true, but rather by being friendly, they sometimes give me the benefit of the doubt on my purchases.
Makin You Think...
More money is spent on boob jobs & Viagra then on Alzheimer's research! By the Year 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff dicks and no fucking idea why...
Making Clickable Pictures
Just copy & Paste this code and REMOVE ALL the little astericks ********** ********Click the pic to enter the lounge!!************
Making Love
It had been a long time, longer than it should have been probably, but she was worried, about her swollen and sagging breasts the widening of her hips, and her softened and stretched belly. He had been patient Understanding, But he was getting frustrated, Mostly because he wanted her to know That he loved her all the more. He had always made her feel beautiful, And she had never been shy or uncomfortable, As they lie next to each other naked. Now, he came up behind her, And took her softly by the hip as she started to undress. Together they removed her shirt And her pants, Then turned and kissed warmly. He took her hand And led her to the mirror, Turning her to it, Looking at her over her shoulder. He unclasped the bra, And let it fall through the floor. And ran his hands over her belly, Tracing her stretches Lovingly with his finger tips, Then slid lower Following the new curve of her hip. He hooked a finger on either side of her plain whi
Making Strides Against Breast Cancer
Saturday, October 25 is the day for this national event, a fund raiser for the American Cancer Society specifically for breast cancer research. My sister is midway through chemotherapy for breast cancer, and I am participating in her honor. I have blogged here before mentioning her condition. More info on my ACS site (below). I have decided at the last minute to participate, even though I plan to "roll" the five miles! I have established a website in order to allow people to sponsor me, it is a secure site on the ACS web page. You can click on the pink "thermometer" to participate, or just to view my site. Be sure to leave a message I can send to my sister! I also have it posted on my FU home page... Thanks for taking time to read this, and I hope you will consider sponsoring me. XOXOX T~Bear Making Strides Against Breast Cancer - 2008-2009
Making Changes
The most important thing in this blog is that as of tomorrow I am deleting a bunch of people off my list. I will not be answering shouts, messages or comments asking "Are you deleting me?" If you have to ask the question you probably already know the answer. Now if you're still reading this it's because you want to know more, so here it goes. 1) The H&L Bomber page is going to be re-done. It will have a new name and I will be the only one with access to it. It will continue to be a bombing family, but with new rules. Those rules will be outlined in a blog there and when i get it complete it will be viewable. I will be looking for more bombers, and that too will be outlined in a blog there. 2) I am leaving the Shadow Levelers. This is nothing personal to anyone in the family. I simply feel like I don't do enough leveling for one family to claim membership. I have several friends that have branched off that I enjoy helping as well. I will continue to level, I will just be doin
Making A Baby
Making a baby. This is hilarious! > There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. > > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate > father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, > Mr. > Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man > should > be here soon.' > > Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer > happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, > Ma'am', > he said, 'I've come to...' > > 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been > expecting you.' > > 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you > know > babies are my specialty?' > > 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a > seat'. > > After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' > > 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the >
Making Music
making a cd does anyone have any suggestions for rap and hip hop groups back in 80's and 90's hit me up email me please
Making Strides...
Please Donate Help me reach my goal. ANY amount will do. I will be walking November 8th. If you live in the Tempe, Az area, join my team and walk with me :) There's no fee. If interested, let me know. Making Strides Against Breast Cancer - 2008-2009 -REL
The Making Of Monkey Bee
Making Life Come To Life
Making Life Come to Life: Richard Bach describes soul mates as "A soulmate is someone who has the locks to fit our keys, and the keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we; we can be loved for who we are and for who we're pretending to be. Each of us unveils the best part of one another. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person were safe in our paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life. "
Making Love To You
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgen
Making My Own Yellow Brick Road
I'm moving to Omaha Monday and then I'm going to upstate NY next Friday. After Christmas I'm going back to NY for good to go to school and be with my girlfriend. I'm so excited!!!!! I'll be on sooner or later. Talk to you guys later.
Making Changes.
It was my birthday this week and i've decided it's time to make some changes. I'm tired of the way I look, the way I feel and the way people treat me. I'm tired of being passed over by decent guys who only want to be "friends". So here's a list of promises I've made to myself. 1.No more putting myself down. 2.No more laughing off cruel jokes at my expense. 3.Get this body into shape. 4.Stop settling for looser who treat me like shit 5.Cut back on the drinking. 6.Use any means possible to improve myself. 7.DARE TO BE FABULOUS! This is my testiment and my promise and because i'm motivated and determined and with a "special help" from my friend it WILL happen. And all those fubar creeps who rated me a 1 and left those stupid ignorant comments like bow wow and yikes,well, i'll have the last laugh on you.
Making Love To You
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgen
Making Memories Of Us
Making A Decision For Death Of Your Best Friend....
I'm trying to grasp on to reality before the holidays. People that know me very well know how I already feel about the holidays, hell last year I tried to overdose myself with pills on Christmas Eve. Anyways, those that know me really really well will know that I have a dog named Doober (there are pics of him in my album). The other day I came in from work and found him not in the greatest spirits. As the night progressed he became paralyzed in the back of his legs. I took him to the vet yesterday and they said that he has a slipped disc and he is 50% paralyzed in his back legs. The vet gave him some shots and said either way with improvement bring him back today. If impovement he will start to take monthly meds, but he will never be back to 100%. I fear the inevitable that I may have to put him to sleep. I'm scared, I can't quit crying, confused and most of all angry. I dont want to be selfish and keep him alive if he is not going to be happy, but who wants to reme
Making Memories
The girls on the tailgate, as the guys work Putting up the tents, again and again Hearing the coolers slush, as there drug down The guy getting wet from spilled water Everyones having a good time The girls chase the butterfilies out in the field The guys take there shirts off We all head out to the river Where we go swimming and fishing The guys catch, but the girls cathes are bigger From that point of day, it's game on Planning a nice big bonfire Start it with a piece of wood and a lighter Grabbing all your buddies Just to have all them goodies Sitting in a chair without a care Drinking a beer waitin' for a deer You're haveing too much fun, when shootin a gun Watching embers floating above,floatin like a dove Listening to all the wood cracking After a while everyones lacking Hearing ones laughing and there smiles Makes for many more smiles Embers with red-hot flares, everyone takes a stare it's silent But there's always that one, thats breaks it
Makin It Through
Well things are better they got worse for a minute but everything has really settled down and i feel much better than i did too....I owe a lot of that to my friends one in particular she really kept me going....she made a mistake which set me back for a minute but it didnt take long to fix the problem so no biggie lol. Im just glad that its all over now im just waiting to see what happens next and if maybe im falling for her idk....well shes gonna be here in about 20 minutes or so.....so im gonna get off here and actually get ready for the day later.
Making Money
If anyone in Texas or Georgia wants to make some easy money sitting at home in your PJ's let me know cause thats what I do all the time.
Making The Right Choice
Sup Juggalos, Our Lives are fast paced. You wake up in the morning, if you have a job you might have to run to work and then you get off, go pick up the kids at day care or your parent's, feed yourself, feed the kids, go to bed and then do it all over again. Sounds pretty routine, but eventually you are going to run into something that throws you off track. Something is going to come along and hit you like a brick. BAMM. Well shit what do I do now? Your initial impression may be to panic and then get pissed off and want to destroy everything you see. Or maybe you want to just curl up into a ball and cry like a bitch. Take a second, breathe and ask yourself what do I have to do to get through this? What course of action could I take to make this make sense to me? Sometimes it would be a good idea to ask another Juggalo, who might have been through what you're going through. That's what we're here for. No Juggalo wants to steer another Juggalo the wrong way. The role of the older
Making An Id
hello to all.i am trying to make a fubar id.i want it with my fubar name,a pic and my level where can i find a site to do that.i tried imikimi and i could not find and insider one there i tried to edit one it did not work out. thank you billy
Making Choices Is Your Greatest Power.
Your Daily Motivation – Making Choices Is Your Greatest Power. Tuesday January 13, 2009 MAKING CHOICES IS YOUR GREATEST POWER -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While your character is formed by your circumstances, your desires can shape those circumstances. The one thing over which you have absolute control is your own thoughts. It is this that puts you in a position to control your own destiny. Nature is constantly at work around you. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives you love and hate, jealousy and reverence. You have the power to choose which impulse you follow. At any time you can decide to alter the course of your life. No one can ever take that away from you. You can do what you want to do and be who you want to be. Your greatest power is the power to choose. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com What's Your Plan B? => www.AntiCyclical.com Network Marketing Explained
Making A Deal With The Devil....
Yuup...BUT I didn't have to sell my soul to do it!! !! :P Just my erm obedience *cough cough* (once in blue moon that is...heheh) Twista has been one of my closest friends here on Fubar and always willing to take time out of his busy busy schedule to help others out. He's a complete sweetheart and if you don't have him on your friend's list...your just missing out! So let's correct that oversight! He's 11million points plus some to becoming a PROPHET!! Please help me to show him some love and bring him that much closer to levelling!! «ÐËËJÄÝŦẄϧŦÄ™»ƆØ»ØWÑË☈/WØŁFPÄƆK»ßLØÑÐÏËGÜ☈L Øwŋëd@ fubar While your there, might as well B/A/R/F him :)!!! Much ♥ & thanks!! Little pimpout brought to you by: ۞Mµë®†ë ßëℓℓå №ï®™۞¤Ťhe ℗egasus Project¤¤ҜŐ Girl@ fubar Please repost this!!
Making Oracle
I am so excited I have made Oracle. There is no way I can list each person that helped me because there were so many of you. I have the most AMAZING friends and I want to Thank all of you for all your hard work. There are a few that I do need to mention and hope if they are not your friend they will be soon. First is Booboo and Gary. Between the two of you I was pimped out more then a hooker on the strip in Vegas. Thank you both for all you did and all of the members of The Shadow Levelers. I feel so honored to call you my friends. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By InFarred.Fu Slave to Mz Chelle... Garys Fo@ fubar ~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~@ fubar To my wonderful owner and THE BACHELOR, thank you for sending all your Bachelorettes to help me and all the time you spent rating me. cutterbum@ fubar Next is Sparks. Thank you so much for sending all your women my way. I cant tell you
Making An Ass Of Myself
i made this new years eve 2006..it was a few months after my dad died and i was alone for the holidays so i drank 4 bottles of champagne and made a vid....enjoy :D Drunkeness
Making A Baby - This Is Hilarious
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No
Making Memories Of Us
I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you a promise If there's life after this I'm gonna be there to meet you with a warm, wet kiss And I'm gonna love you like
Making Progress...
  How are you?? Figured I'd check in here since i really haven't in a long time... Life is going well and I'm continueing on with my mission of self improvement. I enrolled in school{online classes... }why ?? so that I'm not looking back in a few years asking myself why I didn't do it when I had the chance. I also went to see the dr about some health issues that have plagued me for a long time... figured I'd fix my smile while I was at it... I took up a new hobby... quilting... made Haley a really cute quilt for her birthday, and making another for a friend now. I'm also knitting with a loom and already started on some christmas gifts for next year. Work is going well... I'm hoping for a promotion soon, as I work toward some of my own goals. I'll be online from time to time, just not for hours and hours at a time as before
Making Changes
Well, it has come down to this. Been doin alot of thinking and been observing ALOT of shit and I think it's time I say this. If you don't conversate with me anymore or don't even bother answering comments I've left you or msgs I've left you, do me a favor and delete me from your page. It's sad that half of my top friends and family don't speak to me no more...shit...even my crush has no words for me so do ME the favor and delete me cuz I'm tired of giving two fuks about ppl all the time and ppl not givin two fuks about me. Friendship is a two way fukin street...If you are in my fam and are deleting me...PM me and let me know so I can delete u as well.
Making A Salute For Me ?
So you are making a salute for me ? Awesome. I truly appreciate when people do that for me. Any and all salutes will be accepted of course. However if you wanna make me something special...I'll tell you how. check my "special salutes(for me)" folder to get an idea of what I like...insult salute. Flip me off and have "fuck you Donnie" written either on yourself or nearby. Make the fubar version as sexy as you want. If you want to make me VERY happy go a bit further and make me one for my private collection.This one can be as naughty as you care to share. Thank you, Donnie PS I'll return the favor, in any theme you may like
Making Love To You
You whisper into my ear,the sweet things that make me weak Then you look into my eyes with that mysterious and provocative gaze you touch my skin,caressing me with a love that is real you kiss me with your wet and eager lips,our tongues indulging in their craving sending electrifying emotions that stimulate pure intoxication, as your hands flow over me; touching every curve and every part of me It seems I move my legs apart automatically as you lift me onto this erotic ride. listen to our song, the one we're composing as we go The sounds of us making love all night long, the passion, the desire, the love taking over us you caress my breasts and as you kiss my nipples I feel a sensation so exciting I cant help but moan The feeling gets more intense as I feel you deep inside me, fulfilling a yearning that was too incredible to resist. the sensation is so intense all I want to do is set free all of this love I have for you. my mind is swirling, you've got me twisting,so
Makin Pics For Bling Credits
Making Animations For Offers
Hey all my wonderful friends I am making animations and pics if interested. I will do it for offers. I am trying to get up fubucks to pay for VIP or Auto 11's and Bombs. If you would like one PM me and let me know. Send me the pics you would like to use with a brief description of how you kinda want it to look. Below are some examples I have done for my wife so far. I will be putting up more as I make them.  ANIMATIONS I made this for my wife she is a new member of Dangerous Curves.   I made this for my wife when she had her 11's on       PICS  
Making A Difference...
  "The spiritual life is a call to action. But it is a call to ... action without any selfish attachment to the results." -- Eknath Easwaran Many of us feel deeply that we want to make a difference -- we want our lives to mean something in the bigger scheme of life. While this is a noble motive, we might want to explore what lies at its root. Does the drive to make a difference arise from ego’s need to feel worthy? If my ego is not convinced that I matter, I may want visible proof that I do by making some kind of impact on life. Soul doesn’t need proof that it’s worthy. Soul thrives in being awake and connected. Perhaps if we let go of the pressure we feel from our ego’s need to be recognized, we will be more open and able to simply live soulfully. And by doing that, we WILL make a difference! "A person’s worth is contingent upon who he is, not upon what he does, or how much he has. The worth of a person, or a thing, or an idea, is in being
Making History....destroying Freedom!!
Subject: Making history -- destroying freedomTim Wood is a professor of History and Political Science at Southwest Baptist University, Bolivar, Missouri .         SOMETHING OF HISTORIC PROPORTIONS IS HAPPENINGBy Tim WoodI am a student of history. Professionally. I have written 15 books in six languages, and have studied it all my life. I think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is just a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these exist, but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into sharper focus.Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about ten - fifteen years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.We demand and then codify into law the r
Making Sense
Making Sense If ever love has sought a meaning, the simple case for love is this: your green eyes in the half-light grinning as, stirred from sleep, we bend to kiss. Drowsily we drift together and, seeking sense in love’s commands, write our truths upon each other in wordless poems, with our hands. Slowly…. slowly…. time and distance fade and languid limbs commence summoning with sweet insistence needs that have no future tense. Faster now…. dismissing reason, our bodies merge to one intent: if love’s owed sense, our love is treason, each end exquisite punishment. Salved, we sleep and, at our waking, in each other’s eyes know this: if love has sense, it’s in its making or, better yet, has none, but is.
Making Money Could Not Be Any Easier I Swear, Its Crazy That's Its Legal!!
Making Money could not be any easier I swear, its crazy that's its Legal!!Please just take a few minutes out of your time and LOOK this OVER.....just $6 dollars people....At first I thought this was too good to be true, how wrong I was!!I decided to give it a go, it was only 6 dollars, so why not?Well I was astounded!! Money has, and still is coming to my account.As Seen On OPRAH & 20/20 - TURN $6 into $24,600! (or more, that's just what he made)Earn money using PAYPAL as seen on Oprah & 20/20THE PAYPAL $6 DOLLAR MONEY-MAKING METHODAS SEEN ON OPRAH EARN HUGE $$$$Ok this is all you need:1) An email address2) A PayPal account3) then POST, POST, POST, POST, POST, POST..........THIS IS A 2009, CURRENT EMAIL LISTEver since the internet became popular, the word "scam" has become a daily term.I have never once tried any money making "system"outside of this because of that very reason. However, after reading reports on the validity and reputation of this money making system as seen on Oprah, C
Making Something
So I'm wanting to try out this jibjab thing, yeah I know I'm super late to the "trend". Thing is..I don't want to make one of me. =/ Who wants me to make one for them? lol. I'll leave it on your page if you want me to. Just let me know.   Oh! If you're a father, Happy Father's Day!! 
Making A Better Tomorrow
I never knew there would be a better tomorrow But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow My days of sadness are a thing of the past Because I have found true love at last My days of emptiness are gone for good Because you fill a void in my heart that you should You've opened a window You've shown me the light And my love for you will continue to burn bright
Making Burgers
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
Making Lemonade
So my life is not so sun shiny just now. I don't feel like giving a complete explanaition regarding the situation, but suffice it to say that I am absolutely miserable. I have to focus on fixing what I must to ensure the next step is in the right direction. That direction leads me to my kids. How does one explain that their' children love them absolutely and want to be with them, but choose to live with the other parent because of the situation they don't want to suffer through any longer? I know without the details you will only be confused, but living where I am, at my parents house, with my parents, isn't where my children wish to be. Soooooooooo I have to get us all out in one piece but in pieces and it makes no real sense to me just yet. I hate today and may hate tomorrow even more, but I will keep going because I know it will all be okay at some point.   I might not be on much or talk much, but I will probably blog again.   xoxo
Making Up Is Hard To Do
The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. But the election is over and it's time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. For instance, Gov. Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, along with their wives. She has set up a moose-hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them. Dick Cheney will carry the gun, Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives while they're out hunting. Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything! What a lady!
Making It Up
The rain falls in the darkness of my mind in the depths nothing but darkness I find the pain shatters the window of light The tears I do need to fight yes I do there is no trying unless I choose to keep crying Mindless Self Indulgence stays in thought you "stupid mother fucker" I should have fought what demeants drove me to think you were good then you pulled some shit from the hood steal my soul and break anothers heart for tour own passion attempt to tear us apart I love him more than my infatuation I put myself in the situation but you know better than to touch right now I hate you so much I shattered his heart and trust making it up to him is a must  
"" Making Friends ""
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Making Skins
The site recently changed how profile skin coding was done. The upper areas, ie alert, shout, blast, scrolling members list, are non editable. As well, you can no longer code the mouseover. No notes can be added to your codes either, they will be deleted and replaced with a standard Fu CSS code. In order to make things extremely simple...I've taken this standard code, and inserted instructions in the areas that need to be replaced. To find the skin...scroll to the bottom of my profile page and click on "browse this members skins." You'll be in my gallery then. Scroll to the bottom of the gallery. There are two learn to code yourself skins. Use the one dated 8/16/2009. This is the updated one. Rip it. Go back to your homepage and click on "Edit my skins." It's under your default pic. Click on "edit skin." Right click on the code inside...scroll down to "Select All." Open a notepad and paste the code into a new notepad. Now the fun begins. Fo
Making Me Ready
Before I left for work this morning, Martha’s mom Sharon called to let us know she and Robert were in Belle Fourche, South Dakota for breakfast.  Pronounced “bell foosh”, this city is (as of 1959, when Alaska and Hawaii became states) the geographic center of the United States.  Rugby, North Dakota, an hour to the east of where we live, is the geographic center of North America.  Anyway, Martha’s parents have been on the road since four this morning on a trip from Minot, North Dakota to Denver, Colorado for the annual meeting of the Disabled American Veterans that Robert (USN 1966-1969) is a member of and this year Sharon’s president of the DAV Auxiliary.  They should get to Denver about six this evening (five this evening in Denver, for it’s Mountain Standard Time).  They’ll see more of the city than I did when I was there in 2001, I’m sure. My first visit to see Martha and her family in North Dakota eleven months after we’d &ldqu
Making Love Vs. Fucking
Making love versus fuckinghow funny just to utter those wordswhen you're home aloneand down and outsex is just a simple wordbut involved with it our complex emotionsthere is always one person who feels deeper than anotherone who longs for more, while the other wants lessi've made love to some, and i've fucked othersbut none can compare to how i feel when i'm with youthe feelings that are just above the surfacethat need not be spoken to be understoodits so clichebut i am having the best time of my lifemy unhappiness has found another homeand i'm left to shiver in awei can't describe what it feels like to make love to youto feel vulnerable, yet unafraid to face the consequencesto wake up in the morningknowing with all my heart that the feelings will remainfucking is so cold, callous, and uncaringits rough and fastlike a race to the finishwith only one winneri've never wonnor will i ever run that marathon againfucking isn't always by choicesometimes what you feel is making love is another
Making Friends
I changed my status to: "I just died. Can someone buy me a HH now?" and I got this from someone on my friends list:   -> Super_Soldier: how is buying someone a HH helping in their death exactly? I want to knowblock memberSuper_Soldier: its their fault for believing it? wow ur a piece of shut burn in hell u stupid bitch-> Super_Soldier: that's their fault for believing it. it's sad someone had to fake death to receive fake points on a damn websiteblock memberSuper_Soldier: its funny? r u fucking serious? ppls hearts and emotions got fucked with seriously over this and its funny to u?-> Super_Soldier: you're just saying that cuz the dude who bought you autos is a big liar-> Super_Soldier: no LOL it's funnyblock memberSuper_Soldier: seriously u cant let it go?   If you agree with this guy, you're an idiot, and you can delete me. I wouldn't want to talk to you anyway. :)  
Making Me Feel Like Dirt
I have a middle son named Christian, who moved out when he was 16. He was impressionable, and was talked into moving in with his friend Josh. We lived in a low income family complex and it wasnt the nices place to live but thats all we could afford at the time. We didnt have the best of things but we did our best.  But that was the main reason he moved away plus the school he went to was full of drug abusers etc and he didnt want to fall into that. Any how  since then we have managed to pull our selfs out of the rut ,  get a home and some nice things and yet ...sighhhhhhhh. It doesnt seem to be good enough.  On occassion I have ask my son to drive me to the hospital to get medical things done. One day I had to get a x ray and he drove me,  he started talking about having to see a shrink about the lose of a few fingers he lost during a accident at work. His soon to be mother in law made the comment about him having to talk about his child hood etc.  And the things that were commi
Making My Point
Yanno it feels good when you  post comments in your status and it finally hits home with someone. Won't mention his name cause, I am not that low as to Center someone out.  Since he's not the only one who used poor judgement. I have been posting status comments about men, for example:  A man is not a man who stoops so low as to bash women.  It is not funny nor is it amusing. He just shows his ignorance etc etc. Any how this dude didnt like what I had to say,  yet in his blog he had the never to say all women were cough ..cock teasers more or less. Sooooooooooooooooo I just cut and pasted my status comment and well he didnt like it. And laffin believe it or not said, I was generalizing that all men. I said "see I proved my point didnt I"?  you didnt like what I said, and I dont care for what you said. All men/women are not the same. Just because a few women may have screwed you over dont mean all will. Then he made a comment about me being a man hater..GAWD!!!!  I am soooooooooo
Making Some Use Of The Fu; Shimmying, Doing The Raks Sharqi
helps me to stay motivated to belly dance thank you fu! Jan 16, 2:00 pm (30 minutes) Shimmy Episode 13 TV-G, CC Dancers begin with a gentle warm-up in preparation for dancing. Dancers teach the basic Egyptian step, the Turkish figure-eight and the more challenging shimmy-layered hip-circle, tremor figure-eight and Saidi turn. Jan 16, 2:0 pm (30 minutes) Shimmy Episode 15 TV-G, CC Dancers begin with a relaxing warm-up that prepares the body to dance. Five core moves are showcased including the gawazzi step, m and m's, the cabaret shimmy, the chest-camel, and the beautiful side-step arm-sweep.
Making Things Right
Tonights the night...really. Harry would prefer I take more time, but the night is tonight and there is no more time. Whatever stopped my knife before wont sop me this time.
Making Tamarindo And Blogging...the Blog
Making tamarindo and blogging...the blog Current mood:  bouncy Category: Food and Restaurants First question..."what is tamarindo?"Answer...easy...a brewed drink made from tamarind..a fruit that is harvested from a tree that has a very savory taste. Tamarind can be made and used for many things in cooking. To make tamarindo is very simple. Get about 5-8 tamarind pods and peel off the outer hard shell (dont work...it cracks open easy and comes right off). Next,if you can peel off the spine that goes down the middle until only the slightly sticky dark pulp is exposed. Take the peeled pods and throw them into a pot of water and boil them for about 30 minutes or until the pulp is falling apart or flaking off. Turn off the heat and let cool ..THIS IS IMPORTANT! DO NOT throw the hot tamarind water mixture into the fridge...it will sour. Let completely cool and then reach into the cool water and feel each pulp..you will feel seeds inside the pulp. With your hands remove the seeds until non
Making New Salutes & Videos Soon If U Want One ?
MAKING NEW SALUTES & VIDEOS SOON IF U WANT ONE SEND BLING PACK ILLADD U TO LIST.....
Making Salutes
Ok I gotta make a salute so I figure while im at it Ill make some Nsfw salutes to those who get me a blingpack anyone interested hmmm? ~giggles~
Making Salutes
I am going to be making Salutes for whoever wants them. It will be first come, first serve. Let me know if you want one and what is your favorite color. Leave a comment below with what you want on it. I will try to make them before I leave or while I am there.
Making More Salutes
I am going to be making Salutes for whoever wants them. It will be first come, first serve. Let me know if you want one and what is your favorite color. Leave a comment below with what you want on it. I will try to make them tonight or tomorrow.
Making Skins
Ok, Im messing with skins, and i have the basics figured out. I understand the fonts and font color, background image and the boxes back ground color and what not...  I am frusterated cuz i am attempting to put a nissan logo cursor in, and when i enter the url, and preview the skin, i get an arrow instead of nissan... and the image for the top of the page wont show. I know the link works because i put it behind the box where my pic is on my profile...    im tryina finger this shit out myself, and i fail lol     as you were
Making The Most Of This Misery
  You tell me how great it's going to be But deep down you know you can't be with me So what do you build me up with hope for? It does me no good to have faith in a photo I'm holding you close, but you're pushing away So I'm making the most of this misery 'Cause I can't take you home But I won't leave you alone While I can hold you close I won't let you go Well I want you to know that this is torture And it's damaging me forever, for sure I know you're afraid to be discovered But nothing can stop determined lovers. Yeah. I'm holding you close, while you're pushing away So I'm making the most of this misery 'Cause I can't take you home But I won't leave you alone While I can hold you close I won't let you go
Making A Proper Salute For Fubar
Because if you don't have one, it's freaking EASY. If someone you know needs to learn how to do this, maybe just send them here. YouTube ate my original audio, so yes, I would change it to something from their library like Red Tape by Agent Provocateur.
Making A Sex Tape Can Make You A Star
What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Kendra Wilkinson have in common? They are have released a home made sex tape of themselves. Hollie McKay writes that these tapes may come back and bite them in the rear. Already Pam Anderson is dreading the day she has to explain her sex tape with ex Tommy Lee to her kids. These sex tapes do spring these no talents into the limelight. How else do you explain the celebrity of these women who have done nothing except video taping their sex acts. I must have missed something special because I still haven’t seen any of their tapes. Where do you get these tapes? If I have to pay for them count me out. For more of the story http://Blogs.FanBox.com/Soyouwanttolookbetternaked BlastFM is free to listen 24/7. Here the best music every recorded and now you can listen on these mobile units; iPhone, iPod Touch, iPod, the Blackberry, Windows Mobile 5/6 and Nokia 560. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
Making Skins.
Yes I can make them. I just started making them, so they're not elaborate..they're simple. I make edits, both moving and single simple ones. Default pictures will be 2 Bling credits, moving ones will be 4 credits. Skins, will be 8 credits. 
Making Love Out Of Nothing Air Supply
Air Supply Making Love Out Of Nothing At All Lyrics Send "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All" Ringtone to your Cell I know just how to whisper And I know just how to cry I know just where to find the answers And I know just how to lie I know just how to fake it And I know just how to scheme I know just when to face the truth And then I know just when to dream And I know just where to touch you And I know just what to prove I know when to pull you closer And I know when to let you loose And I know the night is fading And I know the time's gonna fly And I'm never gonna tell you Everything I gotta tell you But I know I gotta give it a try And I know the roads to riches And I know the ways to fame I know all the rules And I know how to break 'em And I always know the name of the game But I don't know how to leave you And I'll never let you fall And I don't know how you do it Making love out of nothing at all Making love, Out of nothing at all Making love, Ou
Makin Skins
How do i make a skin on here.. i have some graphic  ability... but more HTML.. can anyone help me with this.. anything will be greatly appreciated...    Thanks soo much  
Making Lemonade
Well my sweet 16 year old daughter decided that the 3 mile drive that I had agreed she could make to her boyfriend's house wasn't enough.  They instead went to a town 25 miles away, without calling me, to eat.  On the way home my car, that she was driving, was struck by some guy who A) had a suspended license and B) after picking up the police report, and attempting to file a claim on the insurance they supplied to the officers at the scene, found out, due to nonpayment, that their insurance lapsed april 11th (11 days before the accident).  To add insult to injury, which thankfully my daughter was completely ok, he supplied a phone number that is no longer in service, AND his girlfriend (who owned the truck and the lapsed insurance policy) was a police officer who was just fired.  This shit heada even went to the emergency room in the hopes that he could get money out of MY insurance.......gah! Soooooooooo now I have to suck it up, shell out 1000 dollars of my own (my deductible) and f
Making The Us Economy ‘scream’ (repost)
Quote from Ronald Reagan MAKING THE US ECONOMY ‘SCREAM’ Exclusive: Over the past several decades, Republican methods for winning national power have come to resemble CIA techniques for destabilizing an enemy country — through the use of black propaganda, political skullduggery and economic disruptions. Now, heading toward Election 2012, the Republicans appear poised to make the U.S. economy “scream,” observes Robert Parry. By Robert ParryJune 3, 2011Modern Republicans have a simple approach to politics when they are not in the White House: Make America as ungovernable as possible by using almost any means available, from challenging the legitimacy of opponents to spreading lies and disinformation to sabotaging the economy.Over the past four decades or so, the Republicans have simply not played by the old give-and-take rules of politics. Indeed, if one were to step back and assess this Republican approach, what you would see is something akin to how
Making A Good Plan Before A Cheap Beach Wedding On
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Making Love With My Baby
All I want is for you to love meSo thAt's why I alwAys let you touch me.you rub your fingers down my spineletting me know what's on your mind.You kiss me softlY begiNnIng from my neckletting me know what I'm about to expect.you lie me down and begin to touchit feels so good, baby, I love you so much.You damn well know how to play, you've done it beforeyou put it in all the way, cuz you know i'll love it for sure.With your lips so sweet you kiss me, as you put it inyou see me with those eyes as if you'Ve commIted a sIn.baby, you know I'm having fun, you know how to keep the flowyou pUt it in and out, nice and slow.Being with you is what makes my heart beat,but making sweet love wIth you, makes me feel so complete.I love being with you and doing all that good stUff.Danm, even playing wIth you I can't get enough of.I know you're the one, when you Look at me we  both have fun, we both get lost in ecstatsy.
Making A Perfect Plan For Your Dreaming Wedding
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Making My Point
OK, I'm going to make my point herel since I can.... The "Scumbag piece of crap a**hole poser liar fake pretend wanna be" that I have mentioned has NOT responded to my offer of a monetary reward to PROVE his status as an LEO in ANY STATE not to leave out NY or FL!  Much less ALABAMA where he is a furniture salesman! I will now up the ante to $2000 if he can produce ANY document to certify that was EVER been a COP ANYWHERE & Proof of his being a MARINE!  I'll forego proving a retired Marine Captain....just a MARINE period! The choice is yours scumbag....  do the math...  A certified check will be made out to you and your wife as cosigner. So...let's see what your mangy a** does now...  
Making Life From Dreams
A friend that knows, the hardship and pain. Has battlescars, left feeling the same. Despite the obstacles, we push on. Refusing to be beat, the lengths we have gone. Someone says you can't, we say watch me succeed. Fighting back, prevailing, no matter how bad we bleed. Never quitting, despite how rough it seems. This is what extraordinary people are made of. Making life from dreams.
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Making A Living !!!!
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Makin' Music
OK.   Some idiot keeps removing my comments on the Battle of The Bands page.   I know people in the music industry.  Producers, and artists.   When I leave a note like the following, it is meant to encourage and help some "wannabes."    Note to all bands:   Wanna get off fubar and onto the charts ?    1) Get original.  Stop trying to redo the same old stuff that's been done for the past 15-20 years.   2) Get to work.  Talent is 98% Sweat Equity.  Get busy, then you'll get noticed.     Just like old vaudeville, the internet is a place to be bad, while you're trying to get better.   But, if you never get any better, you'll never get anywhere.   This is called "constructive criticism"  "tough love".   It's the way things are in the real world.  It's not about hitting the "like" button, when you know the stuff you're hearing is trash.  And, no, I won't help you get a foot in the door of some record company.  Ya gotta earn that, just like everyone else.   (Hmmm.  Maybe the b
Making 9k A Year More While On Ssd
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Making Huge Real & True Friends
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Making Love Out Of Nothing At All - Air Supply
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Making A Band
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Making Money Online From Home
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One morning, after high tide had rolled back out to sea, a man walked along the beach. As he walked he looked down and saw all the starfish left behind by the tide that lie dying in the sunlight. In the distance, he saw a young girl, walking and throwing starfish back out into the surf one by one. As they approached each other he stopped her and said; "Why do you continue to throw them back into the ocean??? There are too many of them. You'll never make a difference!!!" As she tossed another one into the life saving water, she replied," I made a difference to that one!!!" I would like to Thank my FuFamily and Friends for making a difference to "This one!!!" Thank you all, and as always, B'easy y'all!!!
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Making Friends With Members Of The Opposite Sex
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Making Myself Feel Good....
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Making Money
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Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says, "how do you know?"She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa".
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Making Micro Jobs Work Together For Success
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Making Love Under The Full Moon ....
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Making Android Beautiful With Actionbarsherlock
Until recently, Android design lacked definition and we had to fend for attractive apps as best we could. Now with Honeycomb and Ice Cream Sandwich, Google has shaped up and come out with an awesome design vision for the platform. For 3.0+, beauty can be native and the Action Bar is the new standard.Read More - http://tech.xtremelabs.com/making-android-beautiful-with-actionbarsherlock/
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Educating the public is essential to the progression of scientific literacy. We should take the initiative (both as professionals and dilettantes) to actively engage the public at large, and to present (as accurately as possible) the ideas that are currently relevant in the scientific community.We must also work to dispel any misconceptions that many individuals may have toward science. Not only should we disseminate solid, evidence-based scientific ideas (if we do manage to pique their collective interest), it's also imperative that we make a concerted effort to keep them in the proverbial loop. I know that this may seem like a Sisyphean task, but for what it's worth, I've added my two cents.
Making Money On Facebook And Social Media
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Making Those Toes Pretty
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Making You Cheat
 I know you have a sweet loving very vanilla wife at home. She always does everything right but between you and me she is boring. I will rock your world and do everything she would never do.  Come listen to me rock your world the way you deserve.    
Making The Best Of Now ..
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Making Love In The Sheets
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Making Laundry Soap
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Making Love Outside The Norm; Achieving Seductive Originality
Originally posted on Feb 4, 2013 [Edited: Give it more color lol]  A passionate desire for a lover’s chance to seduce the one they love with a sensual dance. The fingers wander like snakes with lust through the embrace of love and trust. Everyone desires the role of being the greatest lover in bed with no sense of direction or idea on how to go ahead. Romantic ambitions lost without a compass or map, but an article to entice them to open up and unwrap. After noticing the trending views for the sensualist perspective article, I am looking forward to providing some strategies on making Valentine’s Day extend for more than an entire 24 hours. This article will encourage your passionate minds to open up to originality and creativity. There is no age or experience requirement, however I do expect maturity and respect for everything you do to your partner. The main ingredients for these tactics are pure dedication and commitment. Push aside your insecurities, and discover each
Making Personal Injury Compensation Claims
A person is entitled to get compensation, if he has become a victim of personal injury in any case of accident occurring as a result of other person’s negligence. Negligent person, company or authority is liable to compensate the victim of personal injury. A claimant can lead his claim all by himself and he can ask for the desired amount of compensation from the insurer of defendant party. As, a common man is not aware of legal issues thus he cannot bring the case in court that is why the defendant party may not accept their liability or resist paying full compensation. In such condition services of specialist personal injury solicitor can prove helpful. Other side and their insurer know well that an expert solicitor can bring the case in court so to manage their reputations they try to settle case out of court. Otherwise personal injury solicitor can bring the case in court in order to prove negligence of the defendants and to receive compensation amount according to the loss of
Making Money With Video Sharing With Youtube
Hey there good friends, hope everyone day is going great. Ever thought of the concept of making money with video sharing with YouTube. Well you can, just click on the link and give your input with a message on blog..://www.trakrnetwork.com/facebook/6834/2/0
Making Shit For Jeff Goldblum (another Metaphor Based In Real Life)
How does that happen? He is so cool I am so cool Is there a STRATA Of coolness Where dimensions cross paths and make things inevitable Is that what all past sages have called fate? Not fate but clear simple math In my not so humble opinion From centrifugal force I am sure that reeeeeetards reading this will focus on Jeff Goldblum And think it's all about Jeff Goldblum It's not It's about MAKING shit And begs the question FOR? WITH is more accurate But will spark Jealousy in others "Who the fuck does she think she is?" You know what The facts are that I do that And you probably don't My disdain overtakes me when judged by a person in a small pond A big fish in his own mind Disdain is not judgement It is the reaction from an audience That tells you Whether you are understood Not an authority figure Dictating a SHOULD I don't judge.....I do...or I chose not to do Lying about what you DO Or WANT to do Is tantamount to lying about WHO YOU ARE I have found
Making Love
You and I meet for the first time. Standing here still. Not sure who will make the first move I gaze into your eyes... You are smiling at me... You slowly put your arm up almost wanting to touch my face. As you overcome your fear, you slowly touch my lips with your fingertip... I close my eyes and let out a breath... That was a sign for you... to kiss me... you slowly move in for the attack... as I felt your lips on mine.... and your tongue searching for my soul... I surrender to you... As your hands roam over my body... trying to feel the soft skin... that you've been longing to touch... You rip open my clothes as animal instinct over take you... As your lips kissed every part of my body.. as my fingers touched your skin... feeling your heartbeat pounding like a drum through your chest... Your tongue is like a snake... sliding.....and slippery seeking... my very core of my body... making me scream with ecstasy.... Crying out your name... as your seed fee
Making Your "about Me" Visible On Your Profile
The first thing you have to do to see your about me rather than recent pics you have loaded is to go here: http://www.fubar.com/photogrid_settings.php   You are going to drag all the pics on the right side to the group that are on the left side one at a time until all of the pics on the right are gone then be sure to click SAVE!   Once you do that step your about me will be what people see when they come to your page!!   Now to add info to your about me - you copy and paste text or for pics you use html code into your about me.  To get there you go to your settings, click on the middle tab that says About me and interests and paste the info into the top section for about me.  You can also click this link to go there - http://fubar.com/settings.php?tab=interests   Hopefully this will help you a little to figure out how to make the change to your profile page :D  
Making Data Secure Is Not So Expensive
The use of strategy and data security tools used by the companies is based on their size. That does not mean that small scale firms will use cheap and unreliable data security solutions and big businesses will go for the dearer techniques to protect data. The large scale firm has sufficient resources to tackle information leakage threats and to defend their records against the hackers who are armed to the teeth regarding mal techniques. Both, the small businesses and the big ones need to make their data secure in order to avoid losing financial resources, clients and goodwill. The companies should keep updating a backup of their data on a regular basis, so that if there is an incident of data breach, they would not lose their data. The backup of such official records should be offline and online both, but, keep do not forget to Lock Folders as it can provide your data the much needed protection against hackers and other data thieves. Another benefit of keeping such backup is that if
Makoto Hasebe Long Shots From Outside
The first 26 minutes, Yuto Nagatomo passing, Makoto Hasebe long shots from outside the area slightly wide of the left post. The first 28 minutes, Yasuhito Endo pass Changyouyoudou right foot shot from outside the area saved by Buffon. Italian team took the lead substitutions, Giovinco replaced Aquilani.Chelsea soccer jersey After 33 minutes, the Italian backcourt mistake, the Japanese team to pick incoming restricted Chiellini, Barzagli rescue mistakes, Shinji Kagawa small closed line half turned left foot volley, the ball fleeing into the bottom right corner goal! 2-0, the Japanese team to expand the score. After 36 minutes, De Rossi tipped Keisuke Honda, booked, will be suspended for the third round in the group. 37 minutes, Yasuhito Endo and a long Makoto Hasebe two consecutive long shots are not a threat. Roma jerseys The first 40 minutes, Pirlo door 21 meters away from the direct free kick, the ball close to the lintel above. 41 minutes, Pirlo out on the right corner, De Rossi s
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What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore-- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over-- like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode? (Langston Hughes)
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Malachi 3:3 says: "He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver." This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God. One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver. As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says: "He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver." She asked the silversmith if it was true that he ha
Malaria
It truly amazes me in a world of such extraordinary resources and intelligence that we can let anyone die from such things as not having the proper treatment for mosquito bites. I know that there are terrible atrocities in this world, even in the US. I know, I lived most of my childhood in horrible conditions. But for children to die every 30 seconds from a mosquito bite. That is just crazy. Anyhow..I had just donated to this cause http://projects.psi.org/site/PageServer?pagename=fivealive 10 dollars (the price of lunch one day at your fav resturant) can save one kid. I am NOT asking you to donate, I'm just saying after watching the video on anderson 360 and after seeing the website, I mean..I couldn't NOT donate for some reason. Hope ya'll had a great week and an even better weekend! XoXO, Aimeelyn
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A Malaysian Rain
A simple element, Takes many forms, From tempestuous Rolling, thundering Gothic darkness. To soft whispering mists That caress my thoughts, Cleansing. Gently flowing rain clouds Skip lightly Across an endless ocean. Whitecaps rising Beckoning me Like fingers curled In come hither to trace Tats on body painted Henna. The emotional tenderness Of red-orange Lips, slowly murmuring A story told of Women adorning themselves, Painting their bodies In preparation to meet Their promised loves, Of Anath adorning herself To celebrate Victory over the enemies of Baal. I wish my wings were to Unfold to fly, Fly across to you In dreams of a cleansing rain To embrace an elemental Form. Poet
Malachite Butterfly
MALACHITE BUTTERFLY The malachite butterfly, Siproeta stelenes is a beautiful butterfly from southern North America and northern South America. It's wings are bright green with thick brown margins after emerging from the chrysalis; the color fades within a few days. The undersides of the wings are orange-brown with green spots. The adult has a wingspan of 3 1/4 - 4 inches (8.3 - 10.1 cm). Adults sip rotting fruit and some nectar (especially lantana). The caterpillar is black with black spines and reddish markings; two long horns are one the head. The larval host plants is ruellia (Ruellia coccinea) and the green shrimp plant (Blechum brownei). Classification: Superfamily Papilionoidea, Family Nymphalidae, Genus Siproeta, Species S. stelenes. If anyone can give more information, and, especially show me where a good photo of one is, it will be greatly appreciated!! Thank you!! Blessed Be Sister and Brother spiritualists!!
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A Malaysian Rain A simple element, Takes many forms, From tempestuous Rolling, thundering Gothic darkness. To soft whispering mists That caress my thoughts, Cleansing. Gently flowing rain clouds Skip lightly Across an endless ocean. Whitecaps rising Beckoning me Like fingers curled In come hither to trace Tats on body painted Henna. The emotional tenderness Of red-orange Lips, slowly murmuring A story told of Women adorning themselves, Painting their bodies In preparation to meet Their promised loves, Of Anath adorning herself To celebrate Victory over the enemies of Baal. I wish my wings were to Unfold to fly, Fly across to you In dreams of a cleansing rain To embrace an elemental Form. poet
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there i am looking for answers touring though fubar and i run across Poetic Suicide how ironic tat poetry should be ma downfall when i wrote before it was of saving now i write of da opposite that is ironic isnt it opposite of good it is bad or evil that i am evil evil evil i thought i was a fool for no one, but oooh baby im a fool for you thats status of Poetic Suicide n' i know i was a fool. merely coincidence? i know what i must do life is so full of inconsistency that is ironic too that i am deliberately stating the truth that i am and i should not be if life is to win, i must not it is just paradoxical that i should be here ha i emailed dis to a friend he wont even answer
Malachi 3:3
This is beautiful and full of meaning -- please read it all the way to the end. Malachi 3:3 says: 'He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.' This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God. One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining Silver. As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says:
Malaika
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Malaysia Delays Caning Of Woman Who Drank Beer
KARAI, Malaysia – Officials say the caning of a Muslim model who was apprehended for drinking beer has been postponed until after the Islamic fasting month. Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno originally had been scheduled to enter a women's prison Monday before being lashed six times with a rattan cane some time this week. However, Mohamad Sahfri Abdul Aziz, a legislator in charge of religious affairs, says the caning will be carried out after the current Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. It began Saturday and will end in mid-September. He says the decision was made at the last minute for compassionate reasons on the advice of the Attorney General's office.     COMPASSIONATE reasons? wtf?
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Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
Male Or Female
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've h
Male/female Definitions
Important Definitions THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An
Male Orgsams
In the past years sex has changed from the simple sex between couples either married, engagae or dating. It was just the simple forplay of touching and kissing of the lips and neck. Over the years it evelpved into more foreplay where men and women can find that sensual feeling from just the tongue and the fingers.It even changed in the way of not being something of true feelings and emotions and love. Now it is mainly about pleassure and ability to perform at your best. Now it is a simbol that is shown as an important aspect of every human being who know about the aspects of sex and also who have the ability of prforming this act. In this century of sexually explicit ideas and products the simple orgasm was mainly intended for the female body. Where most products onthe market give rise to satisfying a woman's body. The human body has many different nerve points and the all are aroused in sexual acts. The feeling a woman gets when she has an orgasm. Now in my own sexual encounte
Male Assertiveness
Male assertiveness A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.
Male And Female Definitions
Female Definitions (FD) and Male Definitions(MD) Wants and needs (FD) The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship (MD) Food, sex, and beer Communication (FD) The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner (MD) Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys Butt (FD) The body part that all clothing manufactures makes "looks bigger" (MD) The organ of mooning and farting Commitment (FD) A desire to get married and raise a family (MD) Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend Entertainment (FD) A good movie, concert, play or book (MD) Anything with one ball, two fields, or three stooges Flatulence (FD) An embarrassing byproduct of digestion (MD) An endless source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding Glass Ceiling (FD) The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the top in business (M
A Male Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, She overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.........
Male Empathy
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The Male Pill
do you think the male pill is a good idea?? comments please
Male Multiple Orgasm
Primal Pleasures...Male Multiple orgasm Bragging is over Time to perform Lover comes soon How to Please her Perfectly No time for Quickies this Night She Demands a marathon Sweat, distance, endurance Master your Body..But how Touch, and self exploration Must Master the Self before that of others Learn your zones of Bliss Experiment and know what pleases you best Ah Alas the secret to the Male Multiple Orgasm Yes the true secret lies in that button we all know of But think little about Between the scrotum and the tush hole..The Button Flex and hold, release Over and over to strengthen your primal Core Love Muscle strengthened and Mastered Performance is enhanced The moment of truth The Goddess arrives Love makign enfolds, surrounds and takes off Savage Union, Moans of Bliss Close the well of Ecstasy Muscles tightened, Orgasm intensifies Makign wild passionate Love all Night and Day Pleasure and Desire Meet, Satisfaction guarenteed Exe
Male Assertiveness
Male assertiveness A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.
Male Multiple Orgasms
There are those who have claimed that men can learn to have multiple orgasms, and are quick to point out that for a male, an orgasm is not the same as an ejaculation. This is not new and the concept has been useful for years in describing the sexual experience and response of men with spinal cord injuries. A man without sensation, say below his chest, could have a physical ejaculation without experiencing the usual emotional counterpart. That is, the mechanical muscular spasms that propel the ejaculate out the end of the penis could occur, but in the absence of physical sensations from the pelvic area, the man would have no awareness of this response and would not experience the psychological excitement of orgasm. Ejaculation is physical, orgasm is mental. A man with a spinal cord injury might psychologically, therefore, experience an erotic high that he identifies as his orgasm, but this mental event is totally independent of what is happening with his penis. Thus, men can have an eja
Male/female Contest
Hey Everyone..Im Doing Another Male/Female Contest For Sexiest Smile..I Did One About A Month Ago And I Wasen't Able To Enter All The People Who Wanted To Do It. So Here It Is Again. This Conest Will Go By Most Comments And It Will Be 48 Hours Long. It Will Run From Friday Night To Sunday Night. I Will Be Sending Out Messages To All Contestants 1 Hour Before It Opens And One Hour Before It Closes. I Will Also Be Posting The Rules In A Few Days. The Prizes Will Be: 1st: 15,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Which Ever Way The Winner Would Like And A Graphic Pic 2nd: 3,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Which Ever Way The Winner Would Like 3rd: 2,000 Cherry Bucks Spent Which Ever Way The Winner Would Like I Will Be Taking Contestants Up Until Friday Morning..Male Or Female. Here Is The Link To My Profile. Send Me A Private Message If You Are Intrested. x0x0x -Ash Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP
Male Pill
THURSDAY, April 27 (HealthDay News) -- Although a male hormonal contraceptive is still years away, a new study shows that its effect may be reversible within a few months of discontinuing treatment. Currently, contraception for men is limited to condoms, vasectomy and withdrawal. For many couples these methods are not acceptable, since they are either not reliable or in the case of vasectomy, not easily reversible. An easily reversible method "is an important requirement for any contraceptive," said study lead author Dr. Peter Y. Liu, of the Department of Andrology at Concord Hospital and ANZAC Research Institute of the University of Sydney, in Australia. Therefore, his team's findings represent "an important step in the development and widespread adoption of these methods," he said. The report appears in the April 29 issue of The Lancet. As the researchers explained, androgen or androgen-progestin treatment combinations in men inhibit sperm production in ways that are simi
The Male G-spot
It is generally thought that the female G-Spot and the male prostate are composed of the same tissue. The prostate, therefore, is often referred to as the male G-Spot. This might stretch the analogy a bit, as the area identified as the female G-Spot is in-and-up behind the her pubic bone and it swells as the woman becomes aroused. The male prostate, on the other hand, is deeper and resides at the neck of the bladder. In fact, it is the "valve" that "decides" if the man is going to ejaculate or urinate... men cannot come and go at the same time! A lot of men are "goosey" about getting a rectal prostate exam by their doctor, but there is nothing erotic about this experience. With sexual arousal and in the course of sexual stimulation, anal stimulation is pleasurable for some men. Some men also enjoy stimulation of their prostate (which does contract some during ejaculation). Physicians often have to push in pretty hard and deep to reach the prostate, so some women with short fingers
Male Restroom Etiquette
Male Or Female
Subject: Male or Female You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go Anywhere, you have to light a fire under them. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up pe
Male Pregnancies?
In the years since the first "test tube baby" was born in 1978, physicians and scientists from RYT Hospital have been working to develop a viable technique for the successful impregnation of male individuals. Illustrated to the right is a recent radiographic image of Mr. Lee, the first human subject to attempt this procedure, which shows the healthy fetus developing in his abdominal cavity. Please note that RYT Hospital is not accepting new patients for this procedure. Male pregnancy is still in its experimental stage and will not be available to the public in the immediate future. In vitro fertilization (IVF) techniques were used to induce an ectopic pregnancy by implanting an embryo and placenta into the abdominal cavity, just under the peritoneum (the surrounding lining). Please read below for the step-by-step process. HORMONES Oral doses of female hormones were administered to Mr. Lee to make him receptive to the pregnancy. The following graphs of his hormone treatment
Male Surgery Patient Asks .......?
>Black Testicles A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black? Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,very closely...... > A r e - m y - t e
Male Sweat Can Boost Arousal In Women
Finally my ex boyfriend won't think that i am weird. I used to love when he came home from work because he lifted mail all day long he had this sweat scent and it used to drive me wild. Anyway he didn't see how sweat could make me act like that well here is scientific proof. Male sweat can boost arousal in women A chemical in male sweat can boost mood, brain activity and sexual arousal in heterosexual women, according to a new study released just in time for Valentine's Day. The study offers the first direct evidence that humans secrete a scent that can affect the physiology of the opposite sex, said researchers at the University of California, Berkeley. Their findings were published this week in The Journal of Neuroscience. "This is the first time anyone has demonstrated that a change in women's hormonal levels is induced by sniffing an identified compound of male sweat," said study leader Claire Wyart, a postdoctoral fellow at UC Berkeley. "There is much more going on t
Male Pharmacist?
Male Pharmacist? A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent stiffy that causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $5,000 in cash.".
Male Or Female
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.? Here are some examples:? FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.? They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the wei
Male V. Female @ The Atm Machine
MALE v. FEMALE @ THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ********************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on
A Male Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...................... >A
Male Or Female????
> >You might not have known this, but a lot of > > non-living objects are actually either male or female. > >Here are some examples: > >FREEZER BAGS: > >They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right hrough them. > >PHOTOCOPIERS: > >These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. > >They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. > >TIRES: > >Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. > HOT AIR BALLOONS: > >Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt. > >SPONGES: > >These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. > >WEB PAGES: > >Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting > >hit on. > >TRAINS: > >Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. > >EGG TIMERS:
Male Or Female?
Some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all,
'male' Inmate Found To Be A Woman
All hail the news!!! LoL CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (March 30) - An inmate was jailed as a man for more than a week on a statutory rape charge before a shower revealed the prisoner was a woman. Alexander David Cross, also known as Elaine Ann Cross, had been in the Hamilton County Jail awaiting a court appearance Wednesday. Cross pleaded guilty to the charge in a deal with prosecutors. The charge stems from an alleged sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl. Prosecutors allege Cross, 42, and the teenager had sexual contact at least three times during June and July 2006. Officials said Cross' gender was revealed when jail authorities forced the inmate to take a shower. "After about 10 days in jail, they figure out Alex Cross is a female," prosecutor Boyd Patterson said in court. The plea means no jail time will be required if Cross stays out of trouble for six years. Cross must register as a convicted sex offender and have no contact with the teen. The gender design
Male Beauty Products
Subject: FW: Male beauty product Do women call you Fatty? Do women call you Baldy? Do women call you Ugly? Do you have bad breath? Do women call you Shortie? Do your ears have more hair than your head? Do women call you Stupid? Do women call you Loser? Are you over 60, 70 or even 80? Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you? Do not despair. Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will change all of that! *
Male Assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.
Male Or Female...
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time,
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Male Cherries Plz Read.....
i need a bodyguard real bad whos up for it? Contact me in my messages! thanks angelheart aka sexy mama
Male Submissives
Thanks again Sir Critter and babydoll Q: What does it mean to me to be a submissive male in this society? Good question. First thing that *does* come to mind, is, contradiction. This society has not gone through male liberation, and does not well tolerate submission as acceptable just yet, nor is it okay to wear or do/be anything that could be construed as feminine . For women, it depends upon who you are with as to whether submissiveness is desirable or not - with conservative groups it's the only way, but otherwise society sees a submissive woman and think she's been forced to it, but it's still generally more acceptable than in men. In addition, it's okay for women to openly wear obviously men's clothes. Men are still supposedly the 'head of the house', the dominant one. the 'breadwinner' - and in general this society seems to equate money with power and dominance - many men are threatened if their woman makes more, and if the man isn't threatened, then society acts like he
Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. (personal id number) 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ********************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the win
A Male Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath around his operation scar. ‘Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and operation scar." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may go into shock from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting, rubbing and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and say
The Male Side
Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
Male Versus Female Jokes
Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one but you're not quite sure why. Q: Why is food better than a man? A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds. Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed? A: He gets out.. Q: Why are men and parking spots similar? A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ONE! men will screw anything. Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common? A: Men miss them all. Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage? A: Wear perfume that smells like beer. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: She starts the sentance with "A man once told me..." Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: That's not the point, what's she doing out of the kitchen? Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q: How many men does
Male & Female Friendships
I was trying to keep it peaceful through to father's day but a Male Friend took me there. Now I have a damn Headache and really want to Curse... But none the less, it's like this...If I'm going to befriend you, what you get in the deal is Flaws & All as the song goes. So when I want to talk and you blow me off I know how to give you your space. The space can be from a day or two to months, etc. I take no offense that at the time you don't want to talk to me about what ever has your damn briefs wrapped around your damn nutts (yes I said it)! However, when you decide that now you want to communicate with me and you want to talk to your SunShyne and I don't have a damn bit of Love for your azz because I've had a long azz day at work and a Sinus headache too, you get an Attitude.... Oh what the Hell!!! I've been your f&$king friend for 7 years come this August and you still don't know the Woman I Am today. You comment on my pages and whatever remarks you see from other men. How
Male Brain....
so a male brain is needed to decipher this e-mail can someone help? well... I don't know where so came from but this is the first 5 minutes I've had to do anything since may 25th and as soon as I log off I'm back to the same old worky shit til the end of october. I flat ran outta time and that sounded like the easiest way to handle my shit before I was going to really drop off the face of the earth. sorry I'm a coward. not going to ask you for anything because it would be flat wrong at this point and I've caused enough trouble for one lifetime, and no I'm not on drugs unless my job is now considered one. Sorry I flat fucked up and I guess I can't take it when someone cares.
Male Poem
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a fcukin sh*t.
Male Application
Application¢¾ Real Name: Nick Name: age: birthplace: current location: height/weight: zodiac sign: hair color/eye color: education status: school attending: favorite color: shoe size: sports you play: 21 Questions: 1.Have you ever cheated?(dont lie) 2.When is the last time you had a girlfriend? 3.What was your longest relationship? 4.What as your shortest relationship? 5.Are you a sex addict? 6.How ofen do you have to have sex? 7.How long did you ever go without having sex? 8.Have you ever hit a woman? 9.What is your greatest asset:What do you value most? 10.Can you kiss? 11.What is your idea of a good date?(place and time) 12.What is one thing you cant stand about a female? 13.What is the first thing that attracts you about a female? 14.Best featues of a female to you? 15.What is your definition of a well rounded woman? 16.Do you have any children? 17.If so, how many? 18.If so, do you and your baby momma still get along? 19. Why did you break up? 20.Why
Male Strippers
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, Grabbed the ei
Male Strippers? Lol
OK I HAVE JUST ONE LITTLE THING THAT I WAS WONDERING ABOUT ON HERE..HAS ANY OF THE WOMEN ON HERE EVER THOUGHT THAT ITS NOT VERY FAIR THAT ALL WE EVER HERE ABOUT IS WOMEN STRIPPERS WHATS SO WRONG WITH HAVING MALE STRIPPERS? I FOR ONE WOULD LOVE TO SEE MALE STRIPPERS...LOL..I MEAN I THINK IT WOULD BE ONLY FAIR...DON'T YOU? www.hostdrjack.com
Male Members (literally)
Sorry that my first blog entry has to be a gripe. I just have to grrr for a minute. If I get another male cherry messaging me with "Are you horny" or "Do you want to ride my cock" or anything resembling a remark like that, I think I'm going to finally give up hope for the male species. Good grief!! Don't misunderstand. I like sex just as much, if not more than the next person, (Hitting 30 soon...that should give you a hint. Can you say PEAK?), but I don't go sniffing around for it everywhere I go. Nor am I single-minded about it...meaning: I don't view sex as sex, as if it's no different than pizza (Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.) And I don't feel like sex is something where it doesn't matter who you do it with or approach for it. I like my partners, in person (preferably) or cyber, or cam, etc. to be people I have a genuine interest in...and to get that interest ya gotta talk to someone first. So take note all you cherry dudes out there looking to use you
Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.""After months of careful research, MALE > & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ********************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the > machine. 3. Set parking brake, put t
Males Opionions
what were u to say if a woman came after u searchin almost stalkimg you, would u do her?
Male Sensitivity Test
MALE SENSITIVITY TEST 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The very best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wi
Male Stripper 'girls Night Out'
My blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $ 20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us. My third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, She just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, And the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, Swiped it down the crack of his butt, Grabbed the eighty bucks
Male/female?
Maybe this is how the "Le" and "La" in French was created ...... You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3)Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4)Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5)Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6)Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7)Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8)Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9)Hammer -- Male,
The Male Dictionary
Why is it that men seem to think they can say whatever they want to, whether it be naughty, affectionate, sleazy, etc., and think that they aren't going to hurt a woman's feelings. There is flirting and then there is knowingly playing with someone's emotions. I am tired of being asked questions that are so raunchy, I wouldn't even expect them from a man i am deeply intimate with. Whether I shave, don't shave, trim, or don't trim, is something that I choose to leave for my lover to discover. It is NOT something I choose to include on my "resume'" as a means for an ass to decide if he wants to continue to talk to me or not. I understand that breast size likes and dislikes is a deeply personal preference for most men. These preferences are often deep seated and come from childhood experiences. However; MY breast size is not another "resume'" item. If a man wants to get to know me, then he should be interested in getting to know ALL of me. The good, the bad, the flaws, and th
Male Or Female
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arise. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantl
Male Masturbator Information
No guys, we didn't forget you. Some of the of the hottest things going for guys is a masturbator sleeve, pocket pussies (pussy), pocket pals, and fake pussy. There are many variations to these items to meet just about anyones needs. In this article I will discuss the different types of products, materials, uses, appearances, and care info that may help in deciding what type of masturbator might be right for you. Masturbators are made of various materials. Not all of these materials give the same feeling during use. But then again not all people will get the same feeling from the same product. A pocket pussy can be made of rubber, silicone, jelly, cyberskin, or futurotic materials. It is important to read the instructions on these types of materials. The materials they are made of will determine which types of sex lube or personal lubricant are safe to use. When using a masturbator the best bet is to always use a water-based lube to be on the safe side. Silicone based male sex t
Males
Males are quite irritating
Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking u! p people . EGG TIM
Male And Female Atm..
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up.. 7. Drive off. ******************************* AND I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS............................. :-) FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to c
Male Vs Female At The Atm
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ma
Male Foreplay Blunders
Common Male Foreplay Blunders Met your fair share of sexual rejection lately? Has your lady seemed less than satisfied? Here are some common foreplay blunders men make and some tips to help turn them around. 1. Minimalist Foreplay It's legendary: most women like more foreplay than men do. Men focus in on breasts, asses, and genitals and like to hurry the action along, claiming grazing rights on the woman's body as quickly as possible. What you can do: Naturally, you can take more time. Slow down. Make a deliberate effort to warm up a woman's whole body before zeroing in on her boobs. She'll be much happier, and you may learn that you like extended foreplay yourself once you experiment with it. Another trick is to invent foreplay experiences you'd like. Foreplay is not just physical arousal; it's also mental arousal. Yours and hers. Thus, it includes such pleasures as soaking in the hot tub, sensuous massages, swimming nude, a romantic walk in the woods, erotic conv
Males Self-image
Males Self-image Did you know that men make up approximately ten percent of anorexics? Twenty percent of bulimics? Fifty percent of binge eaters? Men suffer from the same self-image problems that women do everyday. The media affects men the same way it affects women, it shows how men are suppose to look like just like women. Men suffer from all the same eating disorders as women do and also suffer from the same sterotyping, there are a lot of differences between men and women but there is a lot is the same. People always concentrate on the way the media effects women but it also affects men as well. Eating disorders are also commonly associated with women, but in reality the ratio between women and men for eating disorders has narrowed down for 19-1 to 9-1. The media affects men in many ways. How they are supposed to dress, act, and body image. Body image has a lot meaning in men’s lives. Society’s main idea of the male body has to do with what is popular at the given time (Wienk
Male Blonde Joke!!!
The Very First Ever Blond GUY Joke ... And Well Worth the Wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,too. The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage,
Males Make Me Sick
hello there, hope you are doing fine?i just finished going through your profile and i liked the contents.....it's very nice to have seen your pic on this site and i will like to know more about you, when i saw your picture and your profile, i just decided in my heart that its you have been looking forand i must tell you this,am interested in you,i really would like to meet you .but am not always here ,but if u really want to talk tome you can do that on my yahoo messenger, I received this message from some random male on a website.
Male Or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to
Male Stages Of Life
Male Stages of Life AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 vodka 35 scotch 48 double scotch 66 Maalox AGE PICK-UP LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancée is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 napping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "She didn't set back my therapy." 48 "I didn't have to meet her kids." 66 "Got home alive." AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 getting to third 25 airplane sex 35 ménage à trois 48 taking the company public 66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave AGE HOUSE PET 17 roaches 25 stoned-out college roommate 35 German Shepherd 48 children from his first marriage 66 Barbi AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66 17
Male Cheerleaders
Yesterday a friend of mine, who is on a business trip to California, announced to me that he couldn't wait to go to San Diego. "Yum, Charger Cheerleaders". Give me a break. And a moment to swallow this information. Hey!! Not only are females cheerleaders, but so are males!! So my little mind started spinning in the hamster wheel. What makes a boy wake up one day and say, "Ya know, I want be a cheerleader!" Seriously. I'm not going with the whole sexual orientation thing. That's just stupid. If I knew I had a chance to hang out in a locker room with male cheerleaders? I'd do it. But knowing my luck I'd be put in a separate locker room. Plus, I'm no good at that flipping stuff and all that peppy rah rah that goes with it. I can understand boys wanting to play sport or be in band. Heck, I can understand wanting to be in a marching band and chess club. I can't understand the need to be scrutinized by your peers. I mean look at these guys. Do you think they are the life o
Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. HOURGLASS An hourglass is female because, over
Male Beer Warning!
WHEN YOU GET TO THE END, CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE DEMO! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Me n are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred
Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
The Male G-spot
The Male G-Spot Class is in session... It seems that men are always trying to figure out what pleases women, what gets them off -- but they never seem concerned about their own erogenous zones. Well, today is your day in the sun, gentlemen. We've all heard about that infamous G-spot located on, or rather "in", a woman's body. Do men have G-spots? Well, technically they don't, but there is a spot on their bodies that makes them crazy. don't be anal retentive ----------------------- This magical male part is the prostate. Now before you guys get all ballistic on me, I suggest that you don't dog it until you've tried it. After all, enjoying anal stimulation is not an indication of sexual orientation. In other words, if you tell your girlfriend to touch you "back there", she won't assume that you're secretly sleeping with her brother Chris"tine". Simply put, you have managed to discover the male G-spot , or prostate gland, and letting her
Male Or Female
IF YOU WANT TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH PLEASE MAKE A BID ON ME LET ME FEEL THE LOVE IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON FOR SHARING I AM WILLING TO SHARE SO PLEASEDO THE SAME CLICK THE LINK BELOW MERRY CHRISTMAS
Male/female Objects
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EG
Male Beer Warning
WHEN YOU GET TO THE END, CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE DEMO! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to gohome and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feel
Male Strippers
Male Strippers Last night, my blonde friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $ 20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM
Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up p
Male Perverts
Male Friends
Is it so bad to have a best friend who also happens to be male? I met my best friend when we were both3 years old. We have been inseparable since. Most ppl don't understand the relationship that we have. It goes wayyyyyyyyy beyond comprehension. It has never been and never will be physical or romantic. But he and I are always being accused of sleepig together, and lying about it. We have gone through this all through school. Everyone just assumes the worst. I love him very much, but he is more like a brother to me than anything else. He is my friend in the truest sense of the word. I just wish that others understood that.
Males Only Auction...sign Up Now!
I am hosting my first ever auction!!! I have had so much fun in my auctions that I thought I'd see what it's like to host one! I am going to host a males only auction this time & next time it will be women only but for now I need all the men who are interested in being auctioned off to send me a private message with what you are offering and a link to your photo! I am doing this for fun so there is no entry fee! I will of course be posting bulletins for everyone but please promote it for yourself as well! GET THE WORD OUT!!! I will notify you when the auction starts! I am hoping to start the 19th and run for 1 week ending on the 26th. Here are a few ideas of what you can offer if you're stuck: Owned by ____ in name for ___time Add to top friends for ___time Add to family for ___time Pimp out in blog/bulletin/mumm Link for your profile on my page for ___time Rate all photos 10/11 during Happy Hour Rate all stash thumbs up during Happy Hour Profile comments Pimp your frien
Male Circumcision
Ok, so I actually have seen how they do it... and for the record, i don't care... I'm not doing that shit to my son! fuck that crazy bullshit... only people who do it AROUND THE WORLD are jews and muslim... which thank god, i'm neither. And i've read both pros and cons to it, and there is no scientific evidence either way of it being good or bad... it's a bunch of opinions... so fuck that shit... not happening... I know a lot of guys who have it done.. it's more of an appearance thing in the US... only 30% of the men in the WORLD have it done... Jews, Muslims, and some psycho idiots in the US... so, for the record, my son is NOT having that horrific shit done to him.
Males Only Auction Is Now Open!!!!!
THE AUCTION IS NOW OPEN PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE RULES THEN GO CHECK OUT THE MEN AND BID BID BID!!!
Males In My Auction Read This Please
Ok I need to know if anyone would accept fubucks bid over real $ bids please comment here saying yes or no. Also I am updating the bulletin hoping that people will get a clue and stop bidding less then the current bids I have been contacting people who bid under the current bid. I posted a comment with the current bid value to hopefully help and it is not helping so I am going back and changing it if that does not work I will no longer be contacting people who bid less then the current bid I will just delete it and go on. Sorry if this sounds rude but a few people are not paying attention to what the current bid is at and just putting whatever and it's starting to get a little bit old. Thanks. :D I've put a new "rule" in the auction rules photo comments I put it for those who are willing to accept fubucks over cash but you will still have final say with it.
Male And Female Friends
Can Men and Women really be just friends, and never have sex??? Need input my husband says Yes I say No, tried to be Just friends with my Ex and we slept together just about every time we talked. The majority of male friends I have are married, and I consider them friends. Because there married and I'm married there's no sex, But If I was single. I'd be open to it. Is it just me?
Male Assertiveness (lol)
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife.
Males Up For Bids So Bid Bid Bid
MALE AUCTION ENDS @ 10PM CENTRAL!!!! COME GET YOUR BIDS IN!!! {PLEASE REPOST} (repost) THE AUCTION ENDS AT 10PM CENTRAL!!!! PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE RULES THEN GO CHECK OUT THE MEN AND BID BID BID!!!
Male Disease Tester
A friend has taught me a new trick that I felt was good enough to share.... Have you ever had a girl ask to pour citric acid on your penis? Well, it turns out that when a diseased penis comes in contact with any citric acid it burns tremendously and causes the most uncomfortable burning feeling in the male appendedge.... If this happens you know that person has a problem, and cannot be trusted to have sex with! Since I never had heard this before I started doing research to test this theory.... It turns out since some diseases are actually in the shaft of the penis and not seen by the naked eye the citric acid is able to absorb into the skin and leak into the shaft and determine for you if there is a problem....I have yet to test this theory myself, but so far the credibilty of it is 95% true and even though nothing but blood testing is 100% those are pretty good odds.... I just thought I would share this cheap alternative to blood testing every time you meet someone and if anyon
Male Workers Lust After Female Bosses
36 Percent Of Male Workers Lust After Female Bosses EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) -- A lot of men have a thing for powerful women if a new survey is correct. According to "Best Life" magazine, 92 percent of men have lusted after a female coworker and 36 percent have had the hots for a female boss. But a workplace romance is not every guy's fantasy. About 25 percent of men admit they feel uncomfortable when a female subordinate flirts with them and 12 percent have chosen not to hire a qualified woman because they found her attractive. Meanwhile, the workplace sexual tension goes both ways. Nearly 57 percent of women workers have fantasized about their older male boss and the same percentage admits flirting with the old coot. However, 81 percent of women employees also say they felt creeped out when an older male colleague tried to flirt with them.
Males Auction Is Open
AUCTION RULES ***!!!ATTENTION LADIES!!!*** THE MALES AUCTION IS OPEN AND THE GUYS ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME LOVE THEM UP WITH BIDS SO GET IN THERE AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE!!! AUCTION ENDS 3/25 @ 10:00PM CENTRAL CASH VALUE ON FUBUCKS: STICKY BULLETIN = 250,000 1 TICKER = 250,000 1 DAY BLAST = 375,000 3 DAY BLAST = 600,000 7 DAY BLAST = 1,000,000 30 DAY BLAST = 2,500,000 HAPPY HOUR = 5,000,000 THIS IS BASED ON FUBAR'S SET VALUE OF TICKER PRICES, WHICH IS 250,000 FOR 1, OR $20 FOR 4. IT BREAKS DOWN. THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIP'S, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSONAL PIX, ETC ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED. REAL GIFTS, SUCH AS VACATIONS, DINNERS, ETC. ARE REAL AND VALID BIDS, PROVIDED THAT THEY ARE ACCEPTED. SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ Member of Downtown Bombers{Fu-Owned by My BFF ~BABS~ & Drew}
Male Or Female ?
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. - "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa". "Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lápiz." A student asked what gender is 'computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your p
Male Strippers
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back , licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his
Male-female Friendships
Why is it so hard to believe that male and females can be best friends? Is it culture, something we were raised with, or just plain ignorance/stupidty? I have no issues with it and truly believe it can happen. That is obvious because my best friend is a male. So I did some research just to make sure I wasn't the weird one here and this is what I found. Please share your feelings on this topic with me cause I am just torn on this whole topic. Below is what a researcher had to say on the topic. "To every action there is equal and opposite reaction"and we find this being followed in daily life today. A gal today wants to know that if her male member of the family can have a female friend why cant she have a male friend? Logically, she is correct. If you want her to follow you don't do any indecent thing so that one can hold his head high while preaching others. The root cause of this is our sick minded mentality which views the women as an object of sex only. We tend to forget the
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Male To Female Make-up
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Malediction
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Male Headaches
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A Males Christmas List
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice!
Males Need To Get Lives
Again sorry to all the guys who read this but you know what, I am so sick of men trying to run and control women who can live their lives just as well as a man can. Who says a woman can't have a child and be happy being single, who says a woman can't be pregnant and alone and happy being that way. Who says it's up to the guy who can be a lying cheating scum of the earth to have to be in a child's life or around a person who obviously don't want them around. I am going through alot of hell right now with my best friend and I just can't stop thinking about some of the similarities that she is going through that I have been going through over the last 3 years trying to get my ex out of my life and to move on which I have yet to move on. Not that i don't want to I do I just can't seem to get him to sign the divo papers, and I want a guy who wants me yet can't find one of those either!!!! And anyone who says on here they want me yeah right!!!!!!! Sorry very cinical right now and i hav
Male Or Female?
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your
Male & Female Alike
"To those, male and female alike, I say.... *BE* who you are.. but first, *DISCOVER* who you are. Most of all, dont *FEAR* who you are. "
The Male Anatomy
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: Has to work hard Has to work at great depths Has to work upside down Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work Has to work in a high humidity environment Has to work at high temperatures Does not get weekends and holidays off Does not get time off after extra hours of work Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness Request denied for the following reasons: Does not work 8 hours in a row Does not answer immediately to all requests After a short activity period, falls asleep at work Shows no fidelity to the workplace Retires too early Does not work at all unless pushed from behind Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work Sometimes leaves work, too early
Male Doms/ Here We Go Again
Male Dominant/ HERE WE GO AGAIN Just when I thought I might get through another day without an annoying online approach from a completely inappropriate male, I open my email to a simple hello that sets me off... Maybe this time I was a little too quick on the trigger...could be because I am in extreme pain because of my thrown out back or it just could be because I am exhausted from insomnia...eitherway, the claws came out quicker then normal today. As usual this is AN UNPROVOKED EMAIL: At 12:31 today he writes, "hello" To which I respond with, "howdy-do" I then go check out his profile. It says he is a 51 male dominant in Spring. He could be someone from Spring Adult Fun or maybe Elite Suite. I have yet to attend either party group because of distance, but am on their egroups and know almost everyone involved in both. He writes about himself: Seeking , always seeking the ones who will learn and prosper from my control. Houston area. Serious inquiries only. Okay so
3 Male Chihuahua Puppies For Sale!!!
In Griffin, GA area, I have 3 male chihuahua puppies that will be avaliable for sale around November 30,2008...Will be asking $200.00...Must pick up....no deliveries...First come first serve... If interested please contact me at: LoveBubbles69@comcast.net
Male Strippers
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and w
Male Version Of Cock Tease
i always laugh when i hear a guy or group of guys talk about girls being teases. they bitch and moan that a girl will talk a good one but then doesn't follow through... a cock tease. so what do we females get to call it when guys do the same?? a pussy tease??? or are they just pussies? i swear that's the one thing that'll piss me off real quick. sex or anything sexual doesn't have to be this big meaningful gesture or whatever fantasy land crap that's been put in your head. it can be just as it is...something physical. IT'S NOT ALWAYS CONNECTED TO EMOTIONS. wtf?? and it sure as hell shouldn't be something to be ashamed of or completely hush hush or whatever crap. pissed? yeah...just a lil. not saying it has to be right here right now... but damn... yeah, there have been times where i've thought about doing things with someone and actually wanted to do something, but the timing may not be right. but i did have every intention of following through. it wasn't just a tease or
Malevolent Men
Malevolent men, Dressed in decorous disguise, Foster faith-based fear; Collecting Ceaser’s coin through Ministries of Mockery
The Male Tax Law.
Hello, Who can deny? Sorry guys but it's just the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help us god!. TAX LAWS FOR 2007 The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: * Are there penalties for early withdrawal? * Do multiple partners count as a corporation? * Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax 8" - 9" Pole Tax 6" - 7" Privilege Tax 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax Note: ; Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION Trails Keep Me Strong,Sorrows Keep Me Human,Failures Keeps
Male Multiple Orgasms!!
I found this info and just thought you guys might find it helpful/interesting! So I'm gonna share. I will also, have the link for the website posted below the info. Enjoy! -Sam -------------------------------------- Any man can become "multi-orgasmic". It only requires a basic understanding of male sexuality and certain techniques. Most men’s sexuality is focused on the goal of ejaculating, rather than on the actual process of lovemaking. Once a man becomes multi-orgasmic he will not only be able to better satisfy himself, but also more effectively satisfy his partner. Technically, multiple orgasms occur in succession, without complete loss of sexual arousal in between. Women are blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. Not many are aware that men with proper training, can actually do the same. In the case of women, multiple orgasm means resuming sexual stimulation shortly after a first orgasmic climax, usually immediately or within a few minutes, so that a second cl
Male In The Porn Industry
Hello to all. I remember when I was a kid, I remember my male friends and I always talking about how cool it would be to do porn for a living. For years now, I have had my hand in the porn biz. As a manager, editor, agent, and lately as a model myself. And now I can tell my friends, it's not as easy as you think. Men in porn seldom receive the money or notoriety that women do for the same work. While I don't find this as fair, I do understand the reasons behind it. Using myself as an example, I do male porn which caters mainly to gay, bi, or bi curious men. I do not do ( as in participate in ) gay porn, but as a male model I never say never. I have rather big 9 inch cock, and I know how to use it fairly well, I do foot fetish, bath / shower fetish, plastic wrap, wax fetish pics and videos; and that's just naming what I already have done, not to include what's to cum. ( pun intended ) But I don't see half of the attraction to my site as the later 90 percent of t
Male Sensitivity Test
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Male Hair Regrowth
Hair loss is a very common problem that society has concerned for centuries. Although both men and women experience hair loss, the problem of hair loss is most commonly found in men. If given choice, no body wants to be the victim of hair loss. It affects your life very much; especially it makes a person look older. Men who suffer from hair loss almost fell less confident in dealing with the opposite sex. Therefore, they always want to solve this problem. Let's help a half of the world in this field throughout these information below. Male Hair Regrowth
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Malebolgia And My First Mmr Review
Hello everyone out there I'm Dj SLAY.   I Dj for Metal Messiah Radio Friday nights from 8pm till 11pm est.   Okay enough of the shameless plug lets get down to business shall we ???   Being a Dj for one of the worlds most premier online radio stations, we often get music, and slammed with so much that it really is hard to listen to it all.  Well one band that struck my fancy just from their name alone is a band called Malebolgia from here in the good ole USA.  With singer/guitarist:  Joseph Darling, drummer: Kevin Hedgecock, bassist: Timothy Knouff, and guitarist: Matt Lovett.   Malebolgia's 2009 release of "Requiem For The Inexorable" is an 12 track masterpiece.  "Requiem For The Inexorable" is my personal pick for cd of the year.   With amazing song writing that is generally left to the big boys on major lables, Malebolgia sets a BLISTERING pace from begining to end.  With brilliant Guitar/bass work and drum work that can only be summed up in 3 words ... OH MY GOD !!! Vocal work *and
Males Vs Females
IT'S SIMPLE AND NOT THAT HARD. CATS AND DOGS DON'T GET ALONG. MALES&FEMALES HAVE HAD MANY PROBLEMS BUT IF WE SAT DOWN AND CALMLY TALKED-----AT LEAST WE WOULD LISTEN. LISTENING AND COMMUNICATION ARE THE KEY. WE ARE ONLY HERE ON EARTH FOR A SHORT TIME SO LET'S MAKE GOOD USE OF IT.
5 Male Attractiveness In Women's Eyes
1. IntelligenceMale brains, or brains 'dilute' he owned the show kejantannya. Insight extensive knowledge and owned by men can make women feel amazed, and proud to hold intelligent man.2. Sense of humorThe man with the joke has its own charm. Therefore, a sense of humor could show the woman she could be flexible and not rigid.3. As patronessHaving condescension is one guy who liked her attitude. The way men treat women, such as reaching out to help women when to climb steep hills, or simply embrace, can make a woman smile. Attention men can make a woman's heart-flowered.4. AppearanceWomen love a man who was wearing a smart mix and match clothing, and willing to care for himself. But, no exaggeration, you know.
Male Size
Thanx to everyone took part in my social experiment. 100% of you awnsered an incomplete question and 99% of you assumed I was talking about the mans pole. It's funny how quick peoples minds work.
Male Gold Diggers
TO ALL THE GIRLS ON HERE,THERE IS A PREDATOR ON HERE CALLED MCL DJ JOE: HE LIKES TO HAVE GIRLS TAKE CARE OF HIM AND SMOOTH TALKS THEM INTO THINKING THEY ARE SPECIAL,BUT HE CARES NOTHING FOR THEM.HE ONLY CARES FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR HIM OR SUPPLY FOR HIM,WHEN HE IS DONE WITH YOU,HE WILL DROP YOU LIKE TRASH AND MOVE ON TO SOME ONE ELSE.SO BE CAREFUL WITH THIS GUY OK HE IS BAD NEWS TO ANY GIRL ON HERE,TY.
Male Enhancement Pills
Should men tell their wife, girlfriend, significent other, Partner... If they are using a male performance enhancer pill.. such as Viagra, Cialis or Levitra? Is telling a considerable form of foreplay? Or not telling a living lie making the partner believe everything is okay with a man sexually...when its not? Whats your thoughts?
Males Canada Goose Wear Handling The Cool Agony
  For decades, ladies and men now have detested cool throughout the seasons due to the reason in which useful to terminate people taken from wearing and going information about to work with the time of past few months. All the wooden fascinating do not judges in any respect and consequently unacceptable while in these occassions as a result of the while. A lot of people will want to take care of at their household compared to what go out with clothes that seem horrific and in addition unfashionable . Gratefully, there are actually wear designed to stop this amazing agonizing country. To locate canada goose layers have grown to be the human beings number 1 the second of all the device focus on the spot. For the give, canada goose wear The North Face Jackets settle together alongside the many well-liked wardrobes just by employees. It includes down a style on a rested mental state and design. Even though you can find many designs of whom mens canada goose coats are actually
Malfunctioning Implant???
LOL... I couldn't help but chuckle a couple of weeks ago at work when I read the Yahoo news article about the man who sued because his penis stayed erect all the time due to a implant malfunction. I believe his case was dismissed because he had also filed bankruptcy shortly about the same time of the suit. But, I found myself questioning... and... trying to remember. Was Lee Majors a 100% Bionic Man in the made for tv show, Six Million Dollar Man? and, if not, was the small % he wasn't bionic due to his functionality of his own had not needed to be replaced??? Either way, he always seemed to have the women clamoring for him... LOL... Just wondering....
Malfuctions + Thievery Of Ct Crashes
Everytime CT has an Upgrade or a Meltdown as I call it.Something more Malfunctions.Todays Mail is Once again Out of Order.I keep sending my new Salutes an other Photos to CT mail.Real Funny Shit.Meassage says its there I go look it is not.If it's there,Unfortunately Invisiable An it can't be Found.These so called upgrades or Malfunctions also Erradicate Blogs of mine an Family Members.They steal Pictures as well.What the Fuck are these Peeps doing that are suppose to be Fixing things here on the Greatest Socialization Internet Play Palace in the World.After these Upgrades half my Morphs nolonger Morph.What the Fuck Baby J.Instead of Concentrateing on them Rude Disrespectful Error Messages.Get Off your Ass an fix the Enternal Problems of this Great Site.Actually my Bar Tab did work last night for the very first time Ever.But nothing Else fuckin did.That Hover Option on that Bit better Shoutbox is Fuckin useless.It works 1 time an HR. if I'm Lucky.You all need to get an Instant Messages
Malfunction??
comments data is empty but it shouldn't be.. jesus hates us! saw this when commenting which explains it all
Malfunctioned
disastrously spontaneous,bordering on psychosis heretofore unknown by all hell hath no fury scorned mice running in circles all about me is frowns and snarling teeth hidden behind friendly eyes seeking to devour,seeking to consume that part of me that they think makes their life so much cheerier they dont all want the love,some want the hate to feed off my failures and struggles to make jest of my defeat two horses in the setting sun as the clouds roll by and the shades of green on the grass change color too its all in your eyes,the stars in the sky inside of you inside of you
Malfunctional Encephalon
malfunctional encephalon useless grey sludge damaged receptors  cranium crud neurotransmitters misfire at will muddled, befuddled riddled to hell dopamine slow travelling  sick synaptic transmission  brief moments euphoric sharp sudden remission serotonin standby norepinephrine away inane glial matter take it away  lobotomize me i refuse to eat pills sever m
Malfunction
I cannot sleep, for you are on my mind. I cannot eat for you are the hunger I crave.I cannot function for you being so far is my malfunction. I cannot think for you are occupying my every thought. I cannot talk to you and it's killing me.
Malin
Malin, as i think of your grin and my world starts to spin, the wholeness of peace once discerned from sin. the tone that you keep soothes angels that weep. the one as the all before we all equal none. the rise and the fall before its even begun commune with love and become immune to grief that smile breaks your lips as i gather my peace if we can all gather good as i rather you would once we become one what was pain is now numb what was once numb now knows touch as a cycles begun teach peace through our touch, and reach out to everyone. with no pain or grief soon suffering's deceased let it disolve incomplete to evolve into peace we learn the most as we sleep practical peace within reach to some its a voice to all its a choice to me it was an angel disguised as a grin a wonderful gift a women, malin.
Malibu Stacy....a Tried And True Friend
Malibu Stacy has been on my friends list for most the time I have been on CT and has been on my family list a large amount of that time as well. She helped me immensely with getting my baby blog to #1 and has been there to help me with technical difficulties (lol) related to being on here such as links to pics and other things that I dont have a good grasp on. She is very sweet and loyal. I honestly dont think she has a mean bone in her body. Dont ever change hun and thanks for always supporting me. ¢¾Malibu Stacy¢¾@ CherryTAP
Malinborn Tales - Breaking Of Malin
I've decided to post some of my older SWG stories. They will likely be out of order and some of them the writing will surely suck... but this is one I have always been fond of for various reasons. This takes place when the character of malinborn, a Zabrak male, light skinned, copper hair, greenish tattooes, was 15 years old and searching to avenge his long dead parents and paid for doing so. This is not an erotic tale really, but here it is anyway Breaking of Malin - Part 1 Three suns rose over the horizons around him as Malin blinked back the light; his scorched face dry and cracking, his parched lips begging for drink, but there was none to be found. He reached up to block the light from his eyes but found his hands manacled to his sides, and his sides to the ground. His first thought was no planet could have three suns rise from three directions at once lest the planet were still and the suns rotated it, but for all his pride in problem solving, despite his bruised and now bu
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Malibu Rum Cake
ngredients: * 1 8 oz can crushed pineapple, undrained * 1/3 to 1/2 cup coconut flavored rum * 1 8 oz pkg cream cheese, softened * 4 eggs, room temperature, beaten * 1/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 cup sour cream * 1 tsp vanilla extract * 1 box golden butter recipe cake mix * * Topping: * 1 stick butter * 1 cup sugar * 1/2 cup water * 1/2 cup coconut rum * 1 1/2 cup sweetened flaked coconut, toasted Method Drain pineapple juice into a measuring cup. Add coconut rum to equal 2/3 cup liquid, add pineapple, stirring well. Let sit for 20 to 30 minutes. Meanwhile, beat cream cheese until fluffy; add eggs, sour cream, vegetable oil, vanilla, and pineapple rum mixture, mixing well. Add cream cheese mixture to dry cake mix and beat with electric mixer on low until moistened, then beat at medium speed for 3 minutes. Pour into greased and floured 12 cup bundt pan and bake 45 to 50 minutes or until toothpick inserted in c
Malipulation / Defined
manipulative A person manipulting.Or being a manipulater. When someone tries to get you to do something or say something by making you feel guilty.One who consistently atempts to make personal gains at others expenses by means of manipulation. making something do what it wouldn't ordinarily do by itself. THEN WE HAVE- - - manipulative bitch every attractive female that girl who just flirted with you for half an hour and scabbed three ciggarettes before getting a phone call from her 'boyfriend'... WICH LEADS US TO- - - - - Manipulatibility 1.The ability or tendency to be manipulated 2.The capacity for softness and/or suggestion AND AS EXPECTED, FOLLOWED BY- - - - - SUBMISSION Quit or give in due to pain or insurmountable/over whelming pressure WITHOUT THIS THERE COULDNT BE THAT- - - - - Domination 1.the act of dominating an opposing force or antagonist. 2. a victory by great margins ov
Malicious Text
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Malice
Malice wounds the human heart That sends its hateful pain, Numbs the senses of the soul, and causes the body to wane. Malice is born of envy, With jealousy at its side, Compassions of greed and avarice, In the hardened heart reside. Fear stalks the one who uses Malice as a weapon in life, Slaying all good intentions, Losing the war of inner strife. Bitterness wages the battle Within that troubled mind, Riddled with fears of conquest, The bigotry of humankind. The wedge of seperation has Split the body, mind, and soul, Blinding us to healing solutions, That could make each person whole. Where within human misery, Can malice be allowed to die, Changing all the judgements That fostered "an eye for an eye"? Must unity come through disasters, Making seperation disappear, Leaving all Earths children The common bond of tears? Or are we ready to let go Of the inherited malice we bring, Unhealed parts of our woundedness, And the fears of which we cling?
Malibu Rum Cake
INGREDIENTS: Cake: Nonstick vegetable cooking spray 1 package (18.25-ounce) classic yellow cake mix 1 cup Malibu® Rum 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1 package (3.4-ounce) vanilla instant pudding and pie filling mix 4 eggs Rum Glaze: 1 cup (packed) golden brown sugar 1/4 cup water 1 stick butter 1/4 cup Malibu® Rum PREPARATION: Cake Preparation: Position rack in center of oven and preheat to 325 degrees F. Spray a 10-inch (12-cup) bundt pan with nonstick spray. Using an electric mixer, beat cake mix, rum, vegetable oil, pudding mix, and eggs in a large bowl for 2 minutes. Transfer batter to prepared pan. Bake until a toothpick inserted in center of cake comes out clean, about 45 minutes. Cool cake in pan for 20 minutes. Invert cake onto platter, then carefully remove pan. Allow cake to cool completely. Rum Glaze Preparation: Meanwhile, stir sugar and water in a heavy medium saucepan over medium high heat until sugar dissolves. Add butter. Simmer until m
Ma Life
so yea i have no one to really talk to about this because honestly no one cares....im really stressed out right now im 19 and tryin to do something with my life. i decided to go to school for massage therapy. even though i had a car it was messed up so when i moved 3 hours from home to nashville tn i didnt take a car with me. my school was about 3 and a half miles from ma apartment. so every morning rain or shine i got up 7 left at 8 walked to school and got there by 8:30 9. since i didnt have class until 11 i usually studied or looked for a job. i was in class every day. and ma grades were good. i couldnt afford ma apartment and had no one to help me ma parents cudnt afford it and i didnt qualify for any government assistance. even though i didnt have any money. oh but wait if i get knocked up they wud pay for everything. anyways so even tho i watched ppl whose parents paid for everything skip class and fail and jus not care im tha one that had to come home. so now ma biggest problem
Malinger
malinger \muh-LING-guhr\, intransitive verb: To feign or exaggerate illness or inability in order to avoid duty or work.
Maliki Disputes Report That He Endorses Obama’s Withdrawal Plan
Characteristic of Obama’s ability to stick his basketball shoes in his mouth without even trying, Iraq PM Maliki’s “Endorsement” of Obama’s Iraq 16-month Magical Arbitrary Hopey Changey Troop Withdrawal Plan was reported by the German newspaper Der Spiegel - and subsequently brought to us by a Chicago Tribune correspondent: [ Cool huh? Why, Magical Barky Obama is a hit! He’s taking Iraq by storm, dribbling his basketball-sized ego everywhere!! Dribble Dribble! The man is a genius! A dynamo! A Real Foreign Policy Expert Already! In the Accelerated program. One day here, one day there, a Foreign Policy Expert is made! He’s so good at skipping experience steps isn’t he? A day is YEARs when it comes to our own Barack Obama. It’s the Barack Obama Advanced Placement Program! He’s so advanced he devised his plan before even visiting the place! I mean how Advanced is that? Maliki loves him! Maliki agrees with him! Everybody should agree with him! He’s Barack Obama! Ooop
"malicious" Raters
I've long considered the notion that there is such a thing as malicious rating, give or take and more or less - that rates of 9 or below is usually a malicious, nasty thing to do, for some reason - I've considered this to be silly, foolish and stupid on the face of it - but... it's true that some people, buying into this, have thought that the way to take out something against me, to pay me back for some real or imagined whatever, is to rate my profile, photo, stash poorly. And I have to say. Especially since I don't care a bit about those, for reasons I don't want to interrupt this to go into. Just - better they take it out on me by clicking little buttons on a screen than by phoning me or mine, by writing letters to the newspaper, by ... hey, this is a public post, I'm not going to give people too many unnecessary ideas. I mean... if that's someone's idea of "malicious behavior", they Need TO GET OUT MORE... (I speak as someone whose relatives know a bit about what I'm talkin
Malignancy
She walks slowly through the deserted hallway. The only sound she hears is the drum beat chorus of her racing heart. There's no where to go but straight into the menacing darkness ahead, unable to retrace her steps into the fading light of the past. Her fingernails claw for a foothold in the smoothness of her cage, as if groping for the resolve to stop her descent into inescapable nothingness. Her reason, like a puppetmaster, plays tricks of deception, rendering her helpless and unable to trust herself. Her logic, like a jackal, tripping her, merely to watch with satisfaction and glee as she pathetically falls to the muddy earth time and again. She's trapped inside herself, murmuring whispers of imaginary purple clouds and frolicking, invisible creatures. Her reality is our surreality. Her tears are our shortcomings. Her trembling is our destruction by the hands of our one true weakness. Her mind has been savagely raped by unseen entities, her heart
Malicious Add Ons
i tried to upload pics but IE shuts my page down saying there is a malicious add on trying mess w my puter,, so no more pics i guess. 
Malicious Firefox Add-ons Installed Trojans
        Mozilla announced that two experimental Firefox add-ons, Master Filer and the Sothink Web Video Downloader version 4, infected victim PCs with Trojans when either add-on was installed. The small-distribution extensions have been removed from Mozilla's add-on site. Read my report for details. - Erik Larkin, PCWorld    
Malinger
malinger\ muh-LING-guhr \intransitive verb;    1.  To feign or exaggerate illness or inability in order to avoid duty or work.
Mali: French Troops Leave Timbuktu As Focus Turns North
Five hundred French soldiers left Timbuktu on Monday, beginning a staged withdrawal from a city in northern Mali they wrested from al-Qaeda's control only a week ago. A convoy of French army vehicules patrol between Timbuktu and Douentza Photo: AFP/GETTY By David Blair, Timbuktu 6:25PM GMT 04 Feb 2013 Barely 48 hours after President Francois Hollande received a rapturous welcome in Timbuktu, the departure of the "Groupe Tactique Inter-Armes" raised fears of a precipitate French retreat. The plan is for the Malian army, supported by soldiers from other African countries, to assume responsibility for security. Many ordinary Malians however do not trust their own army to defend them, remembering how al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM) and its allies seized Timbuktu and the rest of northern Mali with ease last March. Until yesterday, about 800 French soldiers were deployed in Timbuktu. A French military spokesma
Malicious People
I have a need to wonder today about people who need to show personal malice from online,,It seems to me  shows a great deal of their integrity and self worth. The need to put others down no matter what the cost while hiding behind the keys seems to me a cowardly move.                                                                                           The trick is ..................................................... To remember the simple fact someone needing to be this way has a very unhappy exsistance and i pity people who feel that need. I myself have had a rough year yet far be it for me to judge or hurt anyone for sport is,,,sickening
Malkavain
Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets. For as long as even the eldest Cainites can remember, the Malkavians have always stirred Kindred society with their passage. Although the clan has instigated no great wars nor toppled mortal governments (at least, to the best of their fellow vampires' knowledge), the very presence of a Malkavian works a subtle change on a city. Chaos nips at the Lunatics' heels, and those who associate with even the most well-meaning Malkavian often find their lives or unlives altered by the Cainite's madn
Malkavians
Malkavian From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Malkavians are a fictional clan of vampires from White Wolf Game Studio's books, role-playing games Vampire: The Masquerade and, Vampire: The Dark Ages. In modern times, they are associated with the Camarilla. Their symbol is a broken mirror. White Wolf states, "Stories speak of an epidemic of contagious dementia exploding among those of Malkav's blood. Malkavians frequently haunt asylums, hospitals, and slums. As with all the vampire clans in the World of Darkness setting, Malkavians suffer from a specific flaw: in this case, they are incurably insane. However, many Malkavians believe their insanity to be a strength rather than a weakness. Exactly why they all suffer from insanity is unknown, but according to the Book of Nod, all third-generation vampires were cursed by Caine after the second-generation vampires were destroyed. One of these third-generation vampires was Malkav, the one Malkavians come from. According to Mal
Mall Stickiness
So I'm sitting at the mall minding my own business when this security guard comes up to me and starts giving me grief with the "you can't be naked here" and "why are you naked?" and "GOOD GOD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE CRAZY NAKED MAN!" Damn the Man.
Mall Of America
Going up the escalator toward "The Park at MOA" (Used to be called Knott's Camp Snoopy - They could have came up with a better name lol.) (I remember when the Met Stadium used to be there, then the land was vacant for awhile in the mid to late 80's)
Mallaya
Hey everyone she really needs some help leveling.. So if u get a chance stop by and show a fellow fu bomber some love! Thanks...mallaya"FU-BOMBERS"@ fubar

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