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Hello, Who can deny? Sorry guys but it's just the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help us god!. TAX LAWS FOR 2007 The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the PENIS. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Issues still under consideration are as follows: * Are there penalties for early withdrawal? * Do multiple partners count as a corporation? * Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Effective January 23, 2007 penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"- 12" Luxury Tax 8" - 9" Pole Tax 6" - 7" Privilege Tax 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax Note: ; Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION Trails Keep Me Strong,Sorrows Keep Me Human,Failures Keeps Me Humble,Success Keeps Me Glowing,But Only God Keeps Me Going!!!
