A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
Over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour
surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath around
his
operation scar.
‘Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and operation scar."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may go into shock from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other, lifting, rubbing and moving them around. Then, she takes a close
look
and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
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