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Women,women,women..........
Woman ,woman ,woman.........Who knows them .I mean what goes through a womans mind.And boy do i have a joke for that .I guess for some reason I am still on some dating site that i used to check out ,but dont for the reason that i was getting emailed from too many freaks triing to get money from overseas .You know russian and nigierian woman who promise to love and take care of you. Like this one who says she is from iowa.So she says.We shall see.Than ask 12 hours later for you to give them money.LOL.Anyway I met a girl from washington who is cute but alas is to far ,than today i checked out the site and a beautiful blonde ,18 single and in Iowa has asked me too write .Well i did so now i am waiting for the disturbing news that she will prolly be from overseas.So what is wrong with these woman do they think that every guy in america is some dumb noneducated hillbilly sitting in front of his computer ready to write a check to western union for them.I think not .Well maybe some are but n

Women Are Crazy!!!!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Th is makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

Women
Hello my sisters one and all You come in all shapes and sizes Brown hair blonde black and red and every color in the ranbiow! Black skin brown tan and white! Eyes every shade you can imagine. For here you have a new sister not male not fem but someone inbetween for Catys here Knocking at the door shy timid scared will she be accepted rejected or simply ignored? For my sisters I present myself Cathy Susan For your approval! Yes Catys here!

Women Hearts....( Article )
How To Become An Amazine Lover In EVERY Sense of the Word! Learn the Secrets of True Seduction That Will Make Her Surrender Completely. Do You Want To Learn This Stuff From a Woman Who Knows EXACTLY What Women Want, or From Some Guy Who's Guessing? If you're a man who wants to improve his lovemaking techniques because you like to hear her moan and wiggle with pleasure... If you're a man who's discovered that sex is better when there's love... If you're a man who enjoys making his woman happy... If you're a man who wants to be a better lover and take his woman to the stars... If you're a man who doesn't think a great lady could fall in love with a guy like you then... ...Women Hearts will teach you how to be any woman's prince, the man she brags about to her girlfriends, the man who knows how to make a woman happy...and yes, the man who knows how to "take her to places she's never been before." Here's advice you won't find just anywhere. Most dating and relations

Women Are Amazing......
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'l

Women's Personal Ad, Lmao
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned - No BJs Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes (get a safety word first before you apply this theory so u dont get rape charges!) 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron

Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to in

A Women Goes To Her Boyfriends
A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, the gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman

Women And Dicks
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......

Women And Their Damn Toilet Seats!
Women and Their DAMN Toilet Seats! Ok, so you want to complain when we don’t put the toilet seat down after we us the bathroom. And being house-broken by women, and obliging by nature we go out of our way to put the toilet seat down when we finish. NO MORE, at least not until you women starting sharing the toilet responsibilities. You ask, what the hell is he talking about? I am talking about sharing the TOILET WOMAN. For now on, we want you to put the toilet seat up. Meaning, when we use the toilet and put the toilet seat down for you, we want you to lift the toilet seat up when you finish. WHAT! Yes, put the damn thing up after you use it, it’s only fair. We close, you open. If not I will post another bulletin on toilet etiquette and the presents of man. So lift every toilet and sing. Yes, I have nothing better to do today.

Women And Their Damn Toilet Seats!
Women and Their DAMN Toilet Seats! Ok, so you want to complain when we don’t put the toilet seat down after we using the bathroom. And being house-broken by women, and obliging by nature we (men) go out of our way to put the toilet seat down when we finish. NO MORE, at least not until you women starting sharing the toilet responsibilities. You ask what the HELL is he talking about? I am talking about sharing the TOILET WOMAN. For now on, we want you to put the toilet seat up. Meaning, when we use the toilet and put the toilet seat down for you, we want you to lift the toilet seat up when you finish. WHAT! Yes, put the damn thing up after you use it, it’s only fair. We close, you open. If not I will post another bulletin on toilet etiquette and the presence of man. So lift every toilet and sing. Yes, I have nothing better to do today.

Women
Here's to women, women are the most beautiful of all creations, women are as delicate as a flower, but when needed they are as tough as nails, women have have the power to cast a spell on men that will have us running butt naked down the street in the rain, so here's to the beautiful, down to earth, independent, women in the world, Black, White, Indian, Asian, Ect. we love you all, now if you'll excuse me, i have to go running, it looks as if it's going rain.

Women Observe
Women observe subconsciously a thousand little details, without knowing they are doing so. Their subconscious mind adds these little things together--and they call the result intuition. -Agatha Christie

Women
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions,no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room,you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and we

Women & Mens English
*WOMEN'S ENGLISH :* Yes..................................No No...................................Yes Maybe................................No We need..............................I want I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry We need to talk..................... You're in trouble Sure, go ahead...................... You better not Do what you want.....................You will pay for this later I am not upset.......................Of course I am pissed, you moron! You're certainly attentive tonight..... Is sex all you ever think about? *MEN'S ENGLISH :* I am hungry.............................. I am hungry I am sleepy.............................. I am sleepy I am tired............................... I am tired Nice dress............................... Nice tits! I love you................................Let's have sex now I am bored................................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?................... I'd like t

Women Have Amazing Strengths
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about

Women In Life
Once again, I spent another night deeply depressed. All I could think about is that I’m thirty years old and still single. Sure, I’ve asked women out before, yet when it came to the night of the actual date, they always blow me off. If they’re going to do that, why don’t they say “no” in the first place? It isn’t that hard. It’s only two letters. As a shy and highly introverted person, I already find it hard to go up to a person I like and ask them out on a date. So when they blow me off, it puts my self-esteem right down the crapper. I know I don’t have the greatest physique in the world, hell; I started gaining twenty pounds a year as soon as I hit puberty. Throughout my formative teen years, I spent most of my time helping my dad with his lawn mowing service. Over the course of a week, we probably made over $1500 mowing yards and other landscaping work. Yet no matter how active I was nor how much I dieted, I seldom lost any more than three pounds. Now, fifteen years

A Womens Worth
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved clo

Womens Flaw
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved clo

Women
I don't think I will ever understand women .. They are the most exquisite animals this earth has ever seen fit to create.. but also the most destructive force as well ... Have we as men ever met an animal/ individual so capable of ripping our life apart ... but at the same time making that same life whole .. I will never undertand this power ... I guess thats why i'm single ..

Women
Woe to the man who first saw one, Yet a pat on the back to this great fellow, For following something that Can be so terrible yet, The most wonderful thing ever created. If god is not a woman, Then woe to that man, For having to live with the temptation, For all Eternity. Woe to the man who seeks, To contain or bend a woman to his will. This man will turn full circle, For he follows his nature, But he is not thinking. You let a woman do as she will, And enjoy the pleasures as you can, The pleasures some wait their lives for. Woe to the man who waits still, And more to the man who passes, Without truely knowing what a woman is.

Women ?!?
Well I've been here less then a week, and one lady is mad at me over an E-Mail, and another lady had me banned from a chatroom over there horrible sounding radio station/bitcast (and I was bitchin' about the sound quality; it doesn't matter, Damage Inc. Radio sounds better anyways). It's no wonder I'm still single. BTW: Since it was brought up, could you please explain to me why I would feel rejected and wanna dis an environment, cause I never felt like that actually. I just wanted to figure out why the radio station sounded like that, you know, improve the sound?!? Sorry, was just trying to make it sound better for all involved. I just make friends on here, that's it. Link of the Day: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061124/ap_on_bi_ge/sony_defective_cameras - Sony announced Friday that it found a defect in 8 Cyber-shot compact digital camera models. 'The liquid crystal display screens of eight camera models might not display images correctly, images could be distorted or cameras mi

Women That Look Past "real" Men
its good, read it. I felt like this was spying in my life. I've done 97 % of this .. not the 2 percent yet. lol I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry THAT I AM ALWAYS THE ONE YOU NEED TO TALK TO, BUT NEVER GOOD ENOUGH TO DATE... I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my ca

A Women's Perfect Breakfast
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing wit

Women Sex Facts
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy". 2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra. 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. 4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex. 5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Women Be Haten
ok so have u ever thought why women dont like other women? well i sit here and i think about it sometimes...usually when i get some shit from some jealous bitch...and i think i know why. im a big girl..im pretty..i speak my mind..i aint afraid of telling a man i think he fine...i have 5 kids and i still get the attention from a man...makes those skinny or ugly bitches mad..they got nothing going for them. you all see that i change my name alot on here. well i think the one i have right now is gonna stay awhile...seems to make them women even more jealous of me...good! i like that. they wish they were me and wish they could get the attention of those hot sexy men that they cant. ok so i seem a lil conceited right? its ok...im not im convinced! i look good on my bad days...sweats, no bra, hair up in a pony tail and no makeup...natural beauty is far better than anything cover girl can do for ya! hate me or love me...as far as women go id rather u hate me...i keep you all at a distanc

Women Over 40!!
A male's opinion of women over 40 :) [I'm not sure what man said this first, but I think it's worth repeating]: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women ar

Women - I Kiss Ass...
A lil hottie thought I said I wanted to KICK her ass... I said I wanted to KISS her ass... Here is my full response -- hope ya find this funny... Tsk tsk!! Reading is fundamental! Have to give ya a C- I said KISS ASS ( not kick ass… ) When it comes to babes I want to KISS ASS. At work the other day we talked about my fetish to leave “butt hickeys” and most of the babes said – GROSS!! Am I the only man in the world who treats a butt just like I would a giant breast? I love to suck… Matter of fact chicks say that to me all the time – YOU SUCK! I do…

Women
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..a youth she's content to leave behind... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a set of screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a feeling

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is

Women Sex...
I was at work and a two females came in, for no reason one of them struck me right away as attractive; the other one was more like a man and although very nice looking I didn't put much into it. We joked around, all three of us and chatted about current events and that was the end of their visit. The next day, however, the female which acted like a guy came back to me, and asked me out. I went, she had gotten a hotel room and after dinner we went back and the minute the door shut she jumped on me and I almost lost my breath. We worked our way over to the bed, where she laid me down and processed to fondle my breast, then she went to licking my nipples and I beg for her to lightly bite them. She got a vibrator and started teasing me with it. Then she went down on me, nothing like a woman eating another woman out. She wouldn't let me go down on her though, she but on a strip on and mounted me, she gave me an orgasm's I've never had before or since. I must say it was different, but not l

Women Driving (lmao)
Here's your Safe Driving Briefing for December. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles, each way, to work every day. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. S

Women
hello everyone so there is this girl that i've been talking to for a couple of months now. We've become close but i realize that no matter what i do, i'll never be able to make her happy....but she's gotten to close to me and now i can't turn away. And now it seems she's pulling away from me and it's killing me inside.Why does this happen to me?

Women And Men In Case U Dont Read Bulletins
ON NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. ON EATING OUT Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill's only $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. ON MONEY A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. ON BATHROOMS The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, tooth paste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. ON ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says a

Women Sold Sex Above Police Station
Police in a town near Stockholm were oblivious as men passed their door to visit prostitutes in a brothel operating from the police station's building. "You might say it's a bit brazen to start a brothel next to the police station," said Niclas Johansson, a policeman based at the station in Ronna, south of the Swedish capital, to local paper Länstidningen i Södertälje. Related Articles * Beggars linked to criminal gangs 15th November 2006 * Absolut uses red light district to sell vodka 8th November 2006 * Brothel judge did not pay for sex 27th October 2006 Article Options * Send to a friend * Printable version * Submit to Digg.com The first the police in Ronna knew of the brothel, in which at least one woman was held prisoner as a sex slave, was when colleagues from Stockholm police told them they were watching the apartment, located on an upper floor in the building. The Ronna officers say they had to keep quiet abo

56 Women Already Murdered
big_sexy20052003 (12/16/2006 5:49:31 PM): ): STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE) Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

Women Wrapped In Flesh And Bows
WOMEN WRAPPED IN FLESH AND BOWS (adult only) SIlk and satin deep crimson red Velvet and lace tied up in bows moonbeams cast in candle glow scented vanilla fills the air rose petals float on waters pale shimmering eyes flexing thighs skin on skin wet with the sea of sensual sin sweet ecstasy alight to passion's fire sultry strings play desire lips cherry red fingernails match leave a trail of erotic thought bound to bedposts stretch the ropes but never free a lover tied while eyes devour what hands can not beside him but a breath away he watches his lover and her best friend play soft mounds sway fingernails red scratch against sheets abunch nipples pink and desperately taunt sweet feminine lips on pulsing clit he moans he groans he twists and turns each sensuous tease on female flesh cause in him a deep torturous burn his eyes captive to each flick of the tongue each sweet plea a

Women...
Problems with many women these days, and why relationships can be so difficult for men. This was from a conversation with a group of guys, talking about the general populous of women out there. Body Image: They are too self concious and shy to enjoy the act of sex. They want the lights off, they don't want me to look at them no matter how hot they are, and they generally think they are the most hidious thing this side of Janet Reno. I'm not the guy that's just there to fuck you, just because I wanna get laid. If I'm fucking you, I think you're hot, and I want to see every part of you. Guys are visual, we get off on looking at beautiful women, which is why I want to look at you. This doesn't mean we need to fuck under the beam from the Luxor in Vegas, it just means it doesn't need to be pitch black just so we can fuck. Communication: Be it in person, thru text messages on cell phones, talking on the phone, or email they just don't fucking get it. They think that they can g

Women Verbage....
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and

Women's/men's Poems
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Women's Translations
WOMEN�S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I�m sorry. = You�ll be sorry. We need... = I want It�s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You�ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don�t want you to. I�m not upset = Of course I�m upset, you moron! You�re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You�re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I�m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you�re really not goi

Womens Words!
1.) FINE: ............This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes:.......... If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing:........... This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead:............ This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh:............... This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay:............. This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w

Women Golfers....lol
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the two some teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied,

Women That Piss Me Off
You know what i fuckin hate about life, women who fuckin act like that want to be with somebody but fuckin cant make up there mind and are with some one else for the simple fact that they dont know what they want. they fuckin tell this one dude they love them but really arent fuckin sure or are in love or like somebody else but juss dont know what to do cause they are scared or what not. but im fuckin sick of bein the dude that they fuckin mess with head tellin me they like me and shit or even juss actin like it frontin that they like me but in the end they are juss fuckin with my head or they fuckin arent sure so it turns out to be that way im fuckin sick and tired of this shit i dont know what to fuckin do. i get the fuckin shaft everytime cause they are scared of a new beginning or starting over or fuckin finding somebody that will truely fuckin make them happy im at my wits end fuck!

Women And Beauty ..
There is alot of Women online and in the world looking for love but weather the woman is skinny like some nasty fake model and nice and healthy like Queen latifah there is one thing that is not sexy or beautiful about a woman is smoking its degrading to the body and smells sure not sexy either when it comes to a kiss. I could never have a girl friend who smokes its just not healty and soon enough is sure not gunna be cheap for a pack of cigs and big time for a carton of them also and im sorry but a woman just can't hide it by mouth wash or gum or brushing her teeth and for sure not perfume.. Thank You for your time..

Women
the older and wiser i get! i stumbled onto cherry tap, alas at last i found the flower field indeed i found! all sizes, all colors for one to see! how happy for the eyes at this years end, to see and enjoy such beauty, near and afar, single and many, i find many a private, my curious nature grows! those that let me in fill me with the beauty of Gods Artistic Works, not dirty, nasty, or wrong, but in the original form we came in! to bad that dirty minds have blinded the original intent! Let Us All Respect One An others Views and enjoy that which makes your heart glow this the Season too Celebrate One that Gave so much that We might know Joy!! rich (aba)

Women's Cry
Do you like a woman�s cry Does it ease your pain Does it really turn you on To live your little lies Well, hell is here Right inside your soul You can�t hide from me No, I see it all Cry, Stab, Pain, Lie Out of Control I Love You Kill, Drown, Burn, Down I can�t let go I die for you Do you like the taste of pain Come and lick my wounds Don�t deny I�m bleeding dry I gave it all to you Why I am here Dying slow with you I�ll stab my heart And kill it all Cry, Stab, Pain, Lie Out of Control I Love You Kill, Drown, Burn, Down I can�t let go I die for you Come face the truth of you Inside of me You are all in me It will not die Alive, Alive, It lives inside of me Cry, Stab, Pain, Lie Out of Control I Love You Kill, Drown, Burn, Down I can�t let go I die for you

The Women And Myself.
It was but lately said to Me that some, elsewhere, have commented on the fact that I know so many women. Well: First and foremost, I've been polite to the women. Secondly, I've treated them with both dignity and decency. Thirdly, I've been consistant, and patient. Fourthly, I've been honest with them. In short, I've gone and put in the effort required in each relationship. That's why the relationships continue to exist, and why they will do so. Blessed Be, ^Uyraell^.

Women V's Men
Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, g

Womens Asses Lol
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women And Men - What A Difference
A man is a person who - if a woman says, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself." - lets her. A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself.", and he lets her - gets mad. A man is a person who - if a woman says to him, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad - says, "Now what are you mad about?" A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" - says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!"

4 Women
4 women walk in a therpasts' office and the doctor looks at the first women and says "you're in love with money! b/c you named your child penny" looks at the second women and says "you're in love with alcohol! b/c you named your child brandi" and the third women is says too her " I see you're in love with sweets! b/c you named your child Candy" the 4th women grabs her child and says "come on dick lets go"

Women Rose Petal
"Rose Petal," he desires to call me, and how appropriate, I muse, since his eyes, his hands, his lips on mine, serve as life-giving water, soil, and sun, nurturing the love we share. "Rose Petal," he sighs, lifting his mouth from my skin, for a moment. "Rose Buds," he then mumbles, after tasting my nipples, and we share tender, wry laughs. "Rose Petal," he whispers, as we lie bathed in candlelight, the scent of jasmine mingling with the musk of our lovemaking, his fingertips caressing my arm, then trailing to the small of my back while we hold each other close. "Rose Petal," he calls me, and how appropriate, I muse, as the way he adores and appreciates me through loving acts and considerate words causes me to blossom for only him.

~~women's Ass Size Study~~
>> WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY >> >> There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their >> asses. >> >> >> >> I thought the results were pretty interesting: >> >> 25% of women think their ass is too fat >> >> 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... >> >> The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good >> man, and they would have married him anyway. >> >>

~~women In Control Of Things~~
THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. " Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Stati

Women....do Betta Please....
"Okay, I wanted to give my opinion about this "Bi" sexual thing. If you look up the word bisexual in the dictionary it reads: 1) Of two sexes. 2) Having both male & female sexual organs in one individual. 3) Sexually attracted by members of both sexes. I just thought some people needed this definition to help with some of their confusion. So for all the girls on Cherry Tap that claims to be "Bi" but say "I Hate Boys" or "No guys so don't even ask". Please observe this definition.... P.S.A. its okay to be gay! If you're a girl that only likes other girls you're not "Bi" you're gay. So if this applies to you then you should go back and change your orientation to "Lesbian". Like I said, "If this applies to you" then take the necessary actions as you see fit. For all the real bisexual girls, more power to ya. The moral of this blog is "Keep It Real". If you can't be real with yourself don't be fake with everybody else. That's just

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ----------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, And still be afraid of a spider. ----------------- MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? ----------------- CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man wa

Women And Men The Unknown
I was just curious if anyone has the answer as to why women tend to push men to their limits. Then when the man gets angry the woman says to leave and the man does, the woman realizes she has made a mistake. Maybe it is not the woman who actually starts the problem, maybe it's because most men don't like to communicate. I don't know but I wonder if men run scared afraid of commitment or women push afraid of being left in the dust. After bein married and divorced and having security then having to start all over I believe you tend to be a bit more scared. I not only have myself to worry about but also these 3 beautiful kids and I don't want them hurting. Maybe when you tell someone something thinking that you are doing what is best, it is whats best. I guess you just have to let a dead dog lie. I'll talk to yall later maybe when I'm not rambling on and on about nonsense, lol!!!

Women Beware!!!!
THIS GUY HAS PLAYED SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE THERES SOMETHING THAT ISNT RIGHT BOUT HIM AND HE ALWAYS MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THE WOMAN DID IT ALL TO HIM AND HE DID NOTHING I FOR ONE KNOW THE FACTS AND HE IS A BIGTIME PLAYER.... JUST BEWARE AND WATCH YOURSELF... Irishfly(aka Bigfly #591)@ CherryTAP

Womens Mags With Half Naked Chics
I had the fortunate opportunity today to be entertained, enlightened & downright amused this morning by a particular blog posting by a good new friend, Jeremy Crow. If you haven’t already checked him out, do so when you are done reading this! He has recently discovered that the majority of our women’s magazine publications are swimming with tons of advertisements full of extremely hot barely clothed women. Now, we being women that read these things already know why, for the most part. But as for men, they are mystified by this new revelation! Here’s a mad rambling of my opinion on the subject matter. As for pics of hot women in our magazines, the advertisers seem to think that if they plaster their product on the same page, or the body of a scantily clad super model with perfect proportions, then us less than perfect common women will believe that we are that same sexy picture perfect super model when we use those products. When we squeeze our ass into those jeans, we are now per

Women Words
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: Though not actually a word, this IS a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a man can hear a woman make. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

Women's Ass Size Study...
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY (received via email) There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway. (Hee hee.... and you thought it was about women's butts???)

Women Flour And Water
WOMEN Flour and water WOMEN Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." .............................................................................................. Flour and water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? Y ou know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT

Women Jokes About Men
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A Widow Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Women!
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered: Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?" She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands. The angel was impressed. Just two hands....impossible! And this is the standard model?! Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her. I will not, said the Lord. I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart. She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day. The angel came nearer and touched the woman. But you have made her so soft, Lord She is soft", said the Lord, But I have also ma

Women
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gasoline and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a baseball bat shoved up his backside.

Women & Apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. I have been at the top of the tree long enough, somebody pick me.

Women's Fashion...
what the fuck is this? why the hell is it fashionable to look like you dropped kicked a grizzly bear in the ass seriously...i see chicks with shorts on and them shits..in the summer and shit... you look like fucking idiots and then you got this shit this is not janet jackson rhythmn nation...i promise you i dont find these attractive and yes i know every woman is not put here to appease me with her looks...but damnit you look like a damn idiot

A Women Bends Over Me
I am alive and exact. I have no preconceptions. Whatever I see I swallow immediately just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike. I am not cruel, only truthful- the eye of a little god, four-cornered. Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall. It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long I think it is a part of my heart. But it flickers. Faces and darkness separate us over and over. Now I am a lake. A women bends over me, searching my reaches for what she really is. Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon. I see her back, and reflect it faithfully. She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands. I am important to her. She comes and goes. Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness in me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old women Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.

Women
Why do women come out and talk about how honest they are and how they always say what is on thier mind when in reality they don't? I have been nothing but straight with people and all I have asked is for people to be straight and honest with me. If I ask you a question I don't want you to fluff it up. I don't want you to make it all rosy because you think it will hurt my feelings. I want you tell me like it is. I will to you. For those that know me, you know that the main thing that pissed me off is to be ignored. I would rather you tell me to fuck off and you hope I drown in my own blood before simply ignoring me. Maybe it is because I have been ignored at times in my life and I am finally sick of it. Here is my specific example of the night and then I am going to bed so I can lay there and let it boil some more before finally crashing 2 hours later: There is a girl I have been talking to and we met a few days ago in person. It was a quick meeting. Basically one just to

Women Are Crazy....
It's a fact. Honestly, it's one reason I would never give up men completely because I don't know that I can handle another woman's emotional roller coaster. I have enough trouble handling my own. ;c) I think one of the craziest things women have a tendency to do is blame other women for their man's indiscretions. Or even their perceived indiscretions. Today I received what is not my first (and not likely to be my last) note from some disgruntled woman wondering why I sent her husband a gift. It was just the little flashy hearts with a little note (like many of you got) about "flashing some love". Sure, it's a double entendre but really is completely innocuous unless you're looking to read something into it. But in the end, it was just a fun way for me to say hi to people on my friends list while I was feeling under the weather and not in the mood for full-fledged chat. At worst, it was a little harmless flirting. One wife I talked with after such an incident said

Womens Rules
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. If you have any doubt in your mind about a man's character, leave him. 4. Allow your intuition - or spirit to save you from heartache. 5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. 6. Don't force an attraction. 7. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 8. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 9. Don't settle. 10. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 11. If he keeps changing his mind about the relationship - take that as a big sign that he is unstable. Do you really want to be with a man like that? 12. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for stayi

Women Only
Hey! Wanna join the newest family for females only. M.B.O.A. Male Bashers Of America This family is for all the women who are tired of mens shit and need friends to vent to. Or the women who just don't like men period. If you would like to join notify one of the 4 founders listed below. We will keep it updated as new members join. Thanx. We can't wait to see our family grow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aphrodite0081~M.B.O.A. Founder~D.B.S.~K.O.T~K.K.S@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ arkiegirl58~ M.B.O.A. Founder~Mom of D.B.S.~K.O.T.~@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chickie Momma~K.O.T. Member~Founder M.B.O.A~D.B.S~@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dawn~Founder M.B.O.A.~D.B.S. Backup~@ CherryTAP

Women Share Tipe On Dating
Women Share Tips On Dating >NOTE: If you'd like to learn the easiest, fastest, lowest-rejection way to meet women, then read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/MeetingWomenOnline/ ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hey Dave, Great news. I tried C + F with a girl I've known for over a year as a friend but would never dream of "approaching"... I asked her advice about fashion and took her shopping with me for clothes. I busted on her the whole time about looking at my ass, etc. So a few days later I get a call. "What do you like to drink? How 'bout I stop by with some beers and hang out?" Between our second and third lovemaking sessions she apologizes for taking up my time, and confesses that she's not really looking for a relationship right now. Hopes I'm not mad. Pure gold, man. This woman is ten years younger and the highest paid stripper at a local bar. I'm broke, short, bald, cocky, and funny. Go figure. Thanks a million. Don't print my na

Women, Body Language, And Attraction
Women, Body Language, And Attraction >NOTE: If you're interested in getting a very powerful, in-depth education about women and dating, then go and read this now: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER*** Hi Dave, I have had your book for many months... Anyways, I used to be a super-wuss. Only got unpleasant fat chicks. Bought your book. Cleaned up my hair, my clothes, my apartment. Took baby-steps to improve my self-esteem and eliminate my insecurities. Now, even though I am not, nor ever will be a GQ model, I walk around with my head held high and walk slowly as if to say 'hey world, here I am!'. I practiced online and met this girl who, after spending an afternoon just shooting pool (the whole time I accused her of cheating) and throwing snowballs at her (especially after she told me not to), tried to seduce me. Then I started practicing on the girls at work. Just little baby-steps. 'Hi' then 'what'

Women And Me... Must Read! Lol
Looking back on life so far... I have had a good time. Dated the sexually aggressive women and the more... ummm... prudish ladies. Now though I have come to a place in life where chasing everything hot wearing a thong or not is really not my full time job anymore. However, I have come to grips with who I am and what I want. Here are a few of the DO NOT WANTS... lol: 1. I do not want a woman who is anti-sexual. You know the type. Sex is ok but it should be in bed only and not for recreation or fun. BS! Sex should be had often and in new spots as available. Get a new chair... sex. get a new car... sex. etc. LOL 2. I do not want a woman who thinks a guy going down on her is gross. Now, I know the old saying.. it just hasn't been done right... etc. I mostly agree but amazingly enough I have met those who tell me they don't like it and mean it before I have ever gotten to it. So very sad but true. 3. I do not want a childish, bitchy, and emotionally crippl

Womens Worth
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how muc

Women Drivers
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trou

Women
ok to the women out there to me it seems that sometimes i have a crazy person magnet right in the middle of my forhead for once i would like to find a woman thats not havein hormone issues or just completly flippin crazy

Women In Charge Classes
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its "EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!" The course covers two days, and topics covered include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step guide with slide presentation. TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR. Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics). DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL. Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum. DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH? Group discussion and role play. HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER

Women
if ur a good woman then im sorry but for all u other women who use guys for ur own little games or say your a good woman but use a guy and cheat or with a guy until u see something better all u can go to hell. nice guys like me get shitted on becuase all u do is care about ur hairy stinky pussies or u treat guys like me like shit becuase u dont know a good thing if it bit u in the ass so this is for all u women who are whores what goes around comes around and ull get urs. for u good women im sorry but i had to let that out since a certain someone who i thought might have been a good woman ended up being nothing but a whore so i hope she gets what she deserves in the future! now for u good women out there i thank u for being a real woman and not a jackass i know some guys are the same way but i guess in this world its both ways but im a great guy and i have been hurt again by a woman so for u good women im sorry for asshole guys that use but for use nice guys we find the same types in

Women With Weapons
Women with Weapons The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one's self-image. This test is offered in the hopes of putting these false images into a more proper perspective. Please circle your answers to each below: 1. What is the real meaning of that pink T-shirt with a revolver on it that says: "The ultimate in feminine protection"? 1. Obviously a plot by seditious gun fanatics from the NRA. 2. I'm amazed the pigs have no law banning women's T-Shirts. 3. A 9mm for "light days" and a .44 Magnum for "heavy days". 2. For rape and assault prevention, a whistle is: 1. All you'll ever need. 2. Like I'd use yet another phallic symbol. 3. The signal to open Fire. 3. The movie "Thelma & Louise" was: 1. An insidious plot to stamp out femininity and glorify violence. 2. A male ploy to encourage further suppression of women. 3. A training film. 4. What was technically wrong

Women - Complex Creatures, No?
I've brought this up in the past at MySpace - it's worth mentioning yet again. I'm just fascinated with psychology and the differences in men and women. Let me just first say that I would like to take a moment to thank the beautiful women who have taken the time to stop by my page to rate me, my photos and leave me a comment. I seek out every pretty profile out there just "because" (okay, pretty women are so much fun to look at, let's face it). What's so interesting is that women don't generally return the favor. Of course there are the intriguing exceptions and I'm usually blown away when it happens. My question to you is this; Do most women, in general, ignore you or is it simply because I AM a woman myself, that they choose not to reply? Granted, it's not easy to reply to everyone that's stopped by your page - I know I've missed a few of ya out there. Anyway, just something to make you go hmmmmm... Ya'll have a good night! ~Tina p.s. BTW, I made it to Cher

Women...freedom Of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech... 1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer. 2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway. 3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain. 4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do." 5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game. 6. Because PMS is no excuse for whining. 7. No man needs or wants to hear the word "period" unless it has to do with hockey. 8. Women created tampon and yeast infection commercials during football. 9. Affirmative action. 10. When men whistle at them in the street, they should just shut up and obey. 11. If my dick's in her mouth, she can't talk anyway. 12. Oprah. 13. Feminists. 14. Because that stupid look on her face should not be accompanied by an equally stupid statement. 15. The 2nd and 19th amendments. 16. I don't want to be made to lie and say "I love you" after sex.

13 Women - Bill Halley & His Comets -
Last night I was dreamin', I dreamed about the H-bomb, Well the bomb went off and I was caught, I was the only man on the ground, There was 13 women and only one man in town, 13 women and only one man in town. And as funny as it may be, the one and only man in town was me, With 13 women and me the only man around. I had 2 girls every morning seein' that I was well-fed, And believe you me one sweetened my tea while the other one buttered my bread. 2 gals gave me my money, 2 gals made me my clothes, And another sweet young thing brought me a diamond ring, about 40 karats, I suppose. Well, 13 women and only one man in town, There was 13 women and only one man in town. It was something that I can't forget, Because I think of those 13 women yet, Well, 13 women and only one man around. I had 3 gals dancing a mambo, 3 girls balling the jack, And all of the rest really did their best, boy they sure were a lively pack. I thought that I was in Heaven and all o

Women Drivers
(You read it- you comment! Even if you hate it!) I hate women. In general they're retarded. Yeah, I know I'm going to get shit over this rant because it seems hypocritical that a woman would show disdain for her own sex. Bite me. The female body (with a few exceptions) is the most beautiful thing to look at ... women could have the opportunity to rule the world, to be great ... looks and brains, add a little seduction and charm, that's a powerful combination. Unfortunately the brains are lacking. Women are far too emotional ... as if emotions and LOGIC can't coexist. Take the woman driver.......... Most women have no idea how to operate their vehicles. They have no idea how to maintain the pretty car they insisted on receiving as a birthday present (can you find your air filter? change your oil ... hell change a damn tire?!), and they're just clueless about the limitations and abilities of their cars ... most should take a bus. I'm so sick of women who drive around in cute little b

Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. Ineed for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Women Fuck Like Men
Women Fuck Like Men I found an interesting question posted on a group site on myspace. The group is actually an interesting one. There seems to be a bit too much emphasis on using big words and puffing their chests out to elaborate intelligence, but hey, some people feel they need to do that. [CHOKE] Anyway, there was a question posed that asked if sex was bad for young women. First of all, I guess that old women don't count, therefore they are not part of that equation. [I hate that shit! Anything over 30 is considered old. Let me tell you turds about us old bitches. We are fucking sexy and when we fuck you, you know what the term SEXUAL really means, you got me? Anway...] So, back to the question....is sex bad for young women? Why is this even a question that people would discuss? Is sex bad for young men? Hello! When the young men are fucking, who do you think their inexperienced tools are penetrating? Well, some of them may be in something other than

Women Are Just As Sexual As Men!!
Thank you Liz for letting me rip this. Let's just get to the point, shall we? Women fuck like men, period! Why is it a bad thing for a woman to be sexually open? I get sick of reading bullshit written by men and women, who for some strange reason, think it's a bad thing for a woman to be in control of her sexual urges. If a woman wants to post pictures of herself in the nude, good for her. It's not anyone's business. Men brag about their sexuality all the god damn time. It's about time that women do the same thing. It's very simple. There's PUSSY and then there's DICK. I fail to see the complexity of that. P.S. This does NOT make a woman a slut.

Women Lol
You used to love me. You used to say you cared. I was the one and only, Yet your heart you never shared. (You never ever fucking cared!) But I let it pass, because I thought it was true. It seems now bitch that Ive miss judged you. Your car I'm gonna smash. Your face I'm gonna pound in glass. Scalp your head, dig out your eyes with a spoon, break your fucking nose, cut off your lips oh so slow, fill your breasts full of pins, pull off your nails one by one, tie your legs wide open, then fuck you with my boot, kicking untill I break your hips. I loved you forever. I was honest with you. I always kept you in my heart. Believing that we were true. (But you never ever fucking cared) I let it pass still thinking we were meant to be. Keeping up the game, that was soon found out, fucking bitch you just let out the demon that was locked in me! Still tied down I cut you up in one inch pieces, beginning at your feet, up to your crown, you listen as I feed you to my dog, i

Women
WTF is wrong with women today? I try making plans, but like an eraser they vanish and fade away. Some look at me differently cause I write lyrics, record and sell CDs. Some can't seem to make up they're minds. I could be your worst enemy, I could treat you so sweetly but I'm the one who walks past you downtown, the one who you can't seem to see. I get tired of playing games, and being in last place cause I'm not good enough but I'm good enough to be stood up. I looked at her, she looked at me and then walked away like my ex leaving me mad as hell, pissed and feeling alone. Just for one day, I wish I could forget about emotions and keep on going, blocking out valentine's day. Fine, maybe I'm chopped liver, I don't care anymore but I'm tired of being stood up and being kept in the dark, almost like a lie. If you disrespect me, and treat me like shit, theres a good chance I might call you, a bitch and lack some respect. So for now I'll work on my work, a better cause, cause you

Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluring to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Women's Products And Men's Products There Are Differences
Good Morning, it’s a solid heat wave outside.. Already close to 40 out… woo hoo fire up the bar b … hmmm better hold off on that just yet.. not sure if eggs do good on the grill grates… oh well it looks to be doing the spring thaw… or perhaps just a inkling of it. Wow the girls on Idol have the stage set. On my opinion the guys should just pack the bags and get while the getting is good. I have the impression that this years winner will be one of the four divas singing yesterday and perhaps before its all over there will be the original 6 gals who will make thru to the final 6. Hey here is one for ya. Some things you know are just made for a woman right? I mean like deodorants. If someone seen a light blue container and it had the words secret on it and deodorant I think it’s a given that its made for a woman right? Perhaps I am old fashion but as far back as I can remember that was their slogan. “Strong enough for a Man but, made for a Woman” Now I see another one and was under the

Women
Why do women let you know one side of them until you date them then they change almost completely then let the bitch in them come out? I just dont know if it is something i have done or if it is in every woman..So far in my life i have had one true love and she treated me like shit so after 7 years i left her..I came to the conclusion that life is to short to not be happy..Right now as far as i am concerned i am goin to take things slow and see what happens in my life..I am tired of all the head games..There is someone i am seeing as a friend and i will see where that goes from there!!!Dont get me wrong i am not woman bashing but for godsake can i quit being hurt by you women now!!!Right now all i need in my life is my friends and whatever else happens in life is by chance!!!I would appreciate any comments or advice to help me out..I have noticed that because of all the bs i am goin through that i have been drinking a lot more often than usual and i know that i need to find some other

A Women And Her Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said,

Women R Precious
i think women r the most prescious human beings on earth.they bring luv, compassion, passion, 2 us all. they make this world go round and round.we need 2 show them the respect, they so truly deserve.

Women... Suck
Men should stop expecting women to react rationally. Some women will tell you they are different and that they won't act a certain way, but they are saying they won't MEAN to act that way. We are wired different. If you're a perfect gentleman and act like our dream guy, you're going to work yourself into our dreams. Be likeable, but not loveable. If you want a woman to fall in love with you, you have to work at it. Cheesy lines and saying I love you first won't work. You have to listen to her -- and pay attention. You have to get to understand her. Nothing gets a woman's attention faster than a man understanding what she is trying to say.

Women
I found this on my friend's 360 page and had to steal it... knowing you won't mind, Faye! ;) Thank you! Women have strengths that amaze men. They hear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love, and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better situation. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear of a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when they hear that a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can lead to a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, shapes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or

Women Please Read.... Mn Please Post For Your Female Friends...could Save A Life
Please take the time to read this. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers, but there will be some of you that will go... "Hmm, I must remember that!". After reading, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1.- Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do so! 2.- I Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans: If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you!!! Chances are, he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse, than in you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. "RUN LIKE HELL IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!" 3.- If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. "This has saved lives!" 4.- Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping

Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve>it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if yo

Women
I didnt write this but good words. When you make a woman cry God counts her tears. The woman came from man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to his heart to be loved.

Women's Restroom...
Women's Restroom.. So sad, it's true! Body: When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), you yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you

Women's Bumper Stickers...
WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS... 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES. 13. AND YOUR POINT IS...? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP. 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

Women's Poem & Man's Poem
WOMEN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.

Women Feel Free 2 Let Out Ur Anger Or Frustration
hello ladies, if ur having a bad day or r just mad or upset bout sumthing ,just lay it on me, im a good listener. heck if u just feel like venting or letting out sum steam,dont be afraid. its not good 2 keep any anger bottled up inside.im used 2 women yelling and going off on me, so feel free 2 speak ur minds.

Women From The South
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Bap

Womean Of My Life
meeting the girl of my dreams. dreaming about it every night wondering if it would come true. waking up to come to find out that i do have one. that is dearest to my heart and soul. thats going to be there for me through thick and thin no matter how bad it gets. and i will be there for her through thick and thin no matter bad it gets . i will be there for her at all times. with arms wide open to comfort her when it does get bad. then hopefully it all will get better which i know it will no matter what.

Women In The U.s. Army
Women have served in the United States Army since 1775. They nursed the ill and wounded, laundered and mended clothing, and cooked for the troops in camp on campaign; services that did not exist among the uniformed personnel within the Army until the Twentieth Century. Women are an invaluable and essential part of the Army. Currently, women serve in 91 percent of all Army occupations and make up about 14 percent of the active Army. Women continue to have a crucial role in the War on Terrorism and their sacrifices in this noble effort underscore their dedication and willingness to share great sacrifices.

Women Do You Have Real N*gg*?
1.) A real nigga doesn't kiss & tell. 2.) A real nigga notices his ladies' hair & nails. 3.) A real nigga calls her beautiful.. not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 4.) A real nigga calls his ladie on a daily basis no matter how busy or tired he is. 5.) A real nigga looks past what he's heard about her or what his friends think of her. 6.) A real nigga wants to spend as much time as he can with his woman, & won't get sick of her. 7.) A real nigga doesn't care if she gave it up on the first, second, or third night. 8.) A real nigga comes over, just to watch a movie . 9.) A real nigga kisses on the forehead just because. 10.) A real nigga doesn't tell U what he thinks you want to hear, he tells you what's real. 11.) A real nigga should be treated like one.... 12.) A real nigga knowz how to put ya azz to sleep 13.) A real nigga don't ask questionz when u say u need somthing... him, sex, or money. 14.) A real nigga let'z hoez know he gotta wife. 15.) A real nigga don't play gamez!

Women Say
Women always complain because they cant find a good guy that will treat them right. I know I have done this alot myself this past week. But, it seems like theres alot of women that doesnt understand that men do actually go threw the same thing. I know someone who has been getting girls that treat him like crap. I am tired of it. If us women except to find a good guy that knows how to treat a girl then us girls also need to learn how to treat our men just as good as we want to be treated. No wait even better then we want. If we treat our men like crap everytime we get one how the heck do we expect to get guys that will treat us like queens? So, maybe we all need to step back girls and think about how we treat our men. Maybe just maybe we dont treat them like they deserve. Maybe we deep down inside do treat some of them like they treat us. Ever heard the saying you get back what you give? Well, relationships are apart of that girls. So lets all, me included, start taking better care of o

Women ! Know Your Value
WOMEN ! KNOW YOUR VALUE This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book Where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman Cry, because God counts her tears . The womanCame out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be Walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but From the side to be equal. Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the heart to be loved." Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know.. And to men so they know the value of a woman.

Women Drive Me Nuts
I never understand women.. this is like fuck you part two but who knows how many parts my life has ahead of itself. as my dad slumps himself into the sofa with more wine.. as he dumps his hand into some cereal like a caveman.. i sit here to express my anger and hostility at everything right now You have someone you are tight with.. and they give you the 3rd degree about being there for them. but what happens when you ask for some.. you got zippy! you try and you try.. its hard.. its hard to keep friends who just forget about you.. kind of just blow through the breeze whats so fucking great about guys..why does my mami have a guy who doesn't call her. stephanie is a great mom.. she's cares about my day.. hears about all the women who treat me like shit.. why is it that i am here when anybody needs me yet when I put my 24/7 into something. they run away. like when someone left me as a family member.. leaves.. comes back.. doesn't tell me she's getting married.. i have

Womens Poem
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phe

Women Are Evil By Nature
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

Women's Relationships
When I miss my mother, it is most often in the car. Perhaps because when we're in our cars, we're on our own, yet surrounded by others. It's a time when we're very alone with our thoughts, without other activities to keep us busy -- just keeping our eyes on the road, and letting our thoughts wander. It is at these times when I miss my mother most acutely. It is at these times when I break down and sob for the loss of my mother. The weight of parental expectations can be a heavy burden to bear, and the relationship between mother and daughter most complicated of all. My mother taught me to be independent and strong-minded, and to make up my own mind about things. But she was upset when that same independence and strong-mindedness lead me away from the path she wanted for me. She steered me away from music as a career, but she lamented that "the most talented student of her career" wasted her talent. She taught me to believe in myself, to not put too much credence in the opini

Women Beaters
WHY IS IT THAT THERE ARE MEN IN THIS FREAKING WORLD THAT WANTS TO BEAT ON WOMEN..IN MY BOOK THATS NOT A MAN..I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN PUT UP WITH IT..THERE IS NO CALL FOR IT AT ALL..I'M PISSED...I HATE TO SEE ANYONE GET HURT..BUT WHEN THEY START HURTING MY DAUGHTER WHEN I THOUGHT THAT I HAD THAT SITUATION FIXED...THEN GOD HELP HIM WHEN I GET THEM BACK HERE I WANT HIM IN MY HOUSE..BECAUSE HE IS MINE.. THAT BOY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW..I'VE TRIED TO GET ALONG WITH HIM FOR MY DAUGHTER..BUT NOT ANYMORE..HELL I EVEN LET THE LITTLE SOB MOVE IN WITH US FOR HER..BUT HE CAN KISS HIS ASS GOODBYE NOW....HELL I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW AND HE'S GOT HER UP WITH HIS FAMILY,SO A FRIEND AND I ARE PROBABLY GOING AFTER HER IN THE MORNING...

Women
Why is it that women judge a guy before they even know him? Why is it women think, omg he's got this and this flaw.... EWWWW. I mean shesh, I understand that you have to be attracted to the person yes, But, judging the guy compared to others isn't right. NOT ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME! What they don't realize is the guys they judge before knowing them, nine times out of ten are the ones that are keepers. No one is perfect in this world and we all have our own flaws. I love how a chick thinks, ok im too good for him.... (click delete). how would you know if your too good for someone. how do you know they aren't too good for you? BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE, GET TO KNOW THEM! It's not hard to judge someone. It's hard to get to know someone. What women fail to realize, is that most of the guys that are keepers shield themselves and lock themselves away so that no one will get to know them. They do it because of the girls that judge them and do things that are just wrong. It really

Women Pt 2
Why do I treat women the way I do? Why do I joke around between me and you? Cause thats just how I am, I respect women just as they respect, just as they treat me. If I come on too strong, then I'll back away, just say those words to me. How can I be so sweet, I guess thats just part of who I am and how I can be. I can be the mirror for women you see, I just bring out whats already there, or whats been there all along since before you met me. Clearly, I'm more then just what you seen when you take a look at me. Its simple, its common sense logically. I'll make you smile, I'll make you laugh, and I'll help time to pass in a blast. What do I expect? I expect respect, and honesty. Those are some of the key points to me. I can respect you, so long as you respect me. Who am I and what can I be? Your shoulder to cry on, an open ear, some advice and someone who'll always try his best to be there. I'll try not to lose my temper, its more then just this, however it could all be so simple.

Women Everywhere In My Life
WOMEN EVERYWHERE IN MY LIFE I was born, a woman was there to hold me.......... my mother I grew as a child...... a woman was there to care for me and to play with me.......... ..my sister I went to school..... a woman was there to help me learn....... ....my teacher I became depress, whenever I lost a woman was there to offer a shoulder ............ my wife I became tough...... a woman was there to melt me.......... ..my daughter I am dying a woman is there to absorb me in.... my motherland

Women,s Dictionary
Argument (ar*gyu*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (ayr*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*cue) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er

Women And Poverty
I took a sociology class in college, and the only thing I remember from that class (besides the fact that white upper-middle-class Midwestern kids think education fixes everything) is that the largest growing group of welfare recipients are divorced women. Divorced women with children. I've seen a couple TV shows lately that have dramatized the plight of poor women with children. Left with few employment-worthy skills, they try to subsist on minimum-wage jobs at places like Walmart, where the corporation stays immensely profitable by fucking their employees (and by being the largest importer of foreign goods in the world... this from a company founded on the promise of "All American Goods" ... but that's another blog). So they end up either living in their cars, basically homeless, or on welfare because they simply cannot support themselves and their children on a minimum-wage job. Wages simply aren't high enough... and we won't get into the lack of affordable housing caused b

Women Over 40!
Purportedly from 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS), but I've not verified... As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger co

Women......
There is this horrible collision on the corner of main and elm streets. Both cars are totally demolished, yet both drivers crawl out of the wreckage unscratched. The woman looks at the man and says "This must be a sign of destiny... You are a man and I am a woman, our cars are totally wrecked yet we are unscratched. This is a sign that we should spend the rest of our days together. The man, startled, says "Yes, I believe your right". The woman then says Look, this bottle of wine on my back seat didn't break... This is also a sign that we should drink to celebrate. Again, the man, startled, agrees. He opens the wine and drinks half the bottle. He then hands the bottle to the woman, who puts the cork back into the top. The man, surprised, asks the woman "aren't you going to drink the wine"? The woman replies, "No, I 'll just wait for the police". Moral of the story - Beware of women... don't ever f*ck with them...

Women And Children, Need A Shoulder From A Survivor?
If your a woman, especially with children, or just alone in this fight, please, feel free to write me, message me. It will be with total discretion. I understand. I am a survivor. I may not be able to help you get out, you have to be ready to help yourself. But I can guide you to do that. I can give you the list of resources that will help you get out when your ready! Dont let anyone, man, woman, keep you down. Your a beautiful part of this world, and do not ever let anyone tell you any different!

Womens Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Women Vs Men ...joke
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > >She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. >And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. > _____ > >WOMEN'S REVENGE >"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. >As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. >"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, >and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." > _____ > >UNDERSTANDING WOMEN >(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) > >I know I'm not going to understand women. >I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. > _____ > >MARRIAGE SEMINAR > >While attending a Marr

Women
What are they? Those fragile visions of beauty Like heaven's messengers sent by the devil himself To derail the soul train of our heart Playing with our minds of eternal torments Trapping inside their tight enigma Deciding who is right and who is wrong In the eyes of femininity one loses himself Helpless against the powers that be them Entwined in the answers we all seek Through empty dreams of dark and no sound Passing on by the vastness of inter reality

The Women Who Love And The Bitches That Steal Other Womens Men
YA KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF SKANKS ON CHERRY TAP WHO THINK THAT THEY CAN COME BETWEEN COUPLES ON CHERRY TAP YA KNOW THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THAT YOU GET GOOD HONEST WOMEN WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE DAWGS AN WANNA BE PLAYAS ON CT AND THEN THEY TRY TO PLAY IT OFF AS IF THEY WERE ONLY TALKING TO THE OTHER WOMAN RIGHT YOU DAWGS THAT DO THIS ARE JUST PLAIN GUTTLESS AND YOU WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD WOMANS HEART OR LOVE IF IT KICKED YOU IN THE FUCKIN ASS GUYS IF YOU GOT A GIRL ON CT GROW THE FUCK UP AND QUIT BEIN PIGS AND START TREATING YOU WOMAN BETTER AN SHOWING HER THE FUCKIN RESPECT THAT SHE DESERVES EXSPECIALLY IF SHE GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO BE PLEASING AN HELPFUL AND LOVING TO YOUR DUMB FUCK RETARTDED ASS IF IT WERE ME LADIES AND YOU ARE MESSIN WITH MY MANOR SOMEONE ELSES MAN TRUST ME THE OTHER WOMAN ALWAYS FINDS OUT ABOUT SKANKS LIKE YOU AND IF I WERE IN THAT POSTION I WOULD COME STARIGHT FOR YOUR ASS AN SHOW JUST HOW A GOOD OLE ASS WHOOPIN FEELS LIKE TRUST ME OUTLAW PINK DONT TAKE ANY

Women
I don't think any man can truly understand the workings of a woman. Take me for instance. I have been "married" for almost five years now. YEs she wants a divorce and thinks we won't work as a couple. That part I understand, but what i don't understand is what I am about to tell you. Guys I thought this shit was just wrong, and girls maybe you could explain to me what she is doing, cause it blew my fucking mind. SHe was playing her Final Fantasy 11 game online and talking to her new boytoy that she decided she had feelings for at the same time of telling me she didn't have feelings for me anymore. She was talking to him and HIS ex starts fighting with her over HIM. This means she already stole someone else's boyfriend/fiance/husband and is already in a fight to keep him. Mind you we arent even divorced yet, and i am in the room and this shit is being read out loud by her to her new boytoy. What does this say about what her and I had together? Sounds like she didnt take time t

Women
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph... "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at la

Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. But you have made her so soft, Lord.

Women Are Evil
Just had to do this has a blog also: Now remember when a women comes up to you in a bar & starts to caress your face seductivly! Women Are Evil By Nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender .. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to

The Women's Club
The Freeland Herald "Wanted, ten women of exceptional beauty who want to become rich overnight. Must meet the following exacting standards. No exceptions will be made. 1. They must be an average housewife. 2. They must test disease and drug free. 3. They must be between the ages of 18 and 30 with a perfect, unflawed body. Each candidate will be paid 10,000 dollars for one night. She must be willing to have bisexual sex with no questions asked. Entries must be mailed to PO Box 171 not later than June 5th. **** Heidi had found the newspaper laying open and read the add twice, wondering if it were serious or some kind of scam. She needed the money so badly. Her husband was a worthless bum and was destined to stay that way for the foreseeable future. He fixed cars when he wanted money and faked illness when he felt lazy. He was ill most of the time, and so was Heidi, sick of looking at his vacant stare and unshaven face. How could the class president become

~~women's Adventures In Golf~~
Subject: Golf sting A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee", she said. "Where", he asked. "Between the first and second hole", she replied He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

Women Think About Sex
So I had a discussion with one of my friends tonight, which turned into a debate over whether or not women thought about sex all the time. She reasoned that women did not. I reasoned that only virgins and people who don't get much sex at all don't think about it very much, and people who get somewhere near a reasonable level of sex thing about it all the time, regardless of gender.She then decided to post a mumm about it (to which some people acted rather childish) but in the end my argument won out. Women do think about sex alot, just the same as men do! Infact I'd say some women think about sex more then some men! Its just common sense.Don't ask me why I chose to blog this, I'm just sorta bored I guess and figured blogging my eleiviate that for a short while at least....Of course as per always feel free to comment me on this blog entry as you see fit! Remember I encourage comments and discussion! :D

Women-drinks, Who They Are, & You!
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with

Women, Power & Choices
"Women. They have the power of generations. Women have the power to have children and not to have children." --Cecilia Mitchell, MOHAWK Now this just speaks volumes about no matter what your circumstances, ethnicity or preferences ... That as women we always have a choice.

Women And Head Games
heres to all the women who play head games with men. you play head games and you play them well. ill give you credit for that. but you all dont know what you all got coming when you do. see im the one that dont get mad i get even. so the one that played head games with me take note. i will get even trust me.

Women's World Hockey: Results Day 6
Today was a looong day. Hell, I've had a lot of those lately but I just have one more to get through and then I can start looking at getting caught up on some much needed sleep. Today's final Playoff results were as follows: Russia 4, Germany 1 Sweden 4, Switzerland 0 Canada 5, Finland 0 So..as expected Canada beat Finland for the second time and Finland lost for the second night in a row. Still, it wasn't an easy victory for the canucks. They definitely had to earn every point. So with the results and standings tallied, here's how its looking for tomorrow: Bronze Medal Match (3:30pm CST) Finland vs Sweden Gold Medal Match - loser takes the Silver (7:30pm CST) Canada vs USA Tomorrow's the last day and it promoises to be a good one. There's been some really amazing hockey this week and that alone has made my self-imposed insomnia so worth while. Can't wait to see how this one turns out. Go Canada!!!

Women To Rule New Town
Sister city to be named: Arlington, TX!! Women to rule new town China is to create the world's first ' Woman Town ' where women make all the decisions and disobedient men face punishments. Chongqing is to convert its Shuangqiao district into Woman Town , covering 2.3 square km, reports Chongqing Morning News. The slogan: "A woman never makes a mistake. A man can never reject a woman's request" will be carved into the town gates. "Construction will take around two years, and the place will become a very good destination for entertainment and relaxation," says Li Jigang, director of Shuangqiao district tourism bureau. "In any tour group entering this town, female members would play the deciding role, concerning shopping and other items of the itinerary. "We are drafting a township law, which stipulates clearly how men should be punished and for what. A disobedient man will be punished by kneeling on an uneven wooden board or by washing dishes in a restaurant."

Women... You Can't Live With Them
The hormone hostage knows there are days of the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you

Womens Compact Instruction, Print And Bring Everywhere...
Women's Compact Instruction Booklet 1. Never do housework. No man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. So many men - so many reasons not to date any of them. 6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. 7. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. 8. Never let your man's mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone. 9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway. 10. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 11. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 12. Women don't make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 13. The best way to get a man to do something is

Women
lately i have had women putting me down the way i look and i am sick of it. i know i not the greatest looking guy in the world. but listen ladies if you dont like the way i look then dont even freaking talk to me ok. i am the nicest caring guy you can talk to. but i guess there to dumb to relize that

Women & Public Restrooms
Do you think Mothers still teach this to their daughters? My mother was a fanatic about public restrooms. When I was a little girl, she'd take me into the stall, show me how to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. Then she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat. That was a long time ago. Now, in my "mature" years, "The Stance" is excruciatingly difficult to maintain. When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't m

Women, Makes Ya Wonder
Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines, armpits, legs and lips waxed And they wont take it up the ass because it HURTS??????

Women Be Warned
He likes to break your heart and leave you there to bleed to death. Choking on your own regret and remorse for the things you should have known better for. These things I tell you for you to be careful. Keep your heart walled and locked for there are those who are just out on a mission to see how far they can unlock it and tear down the walls just to throw it away. I thought I would be the one that god would have to forgive for bringing into to my world. Well the devils joke is on me. He who has the last laugh wins and its not me.

Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, They smile when they want to scream. They laugh when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel Their hearts break when they lose a friend. yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. They bring joy, hope and love. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. My friend this is to remind you how truly amazing you are send this to all the amazing women you know, to remind them how amazing they are.

Women's Personal Ads:
WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist..............................Fat. Free Spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former Slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional...........................Bitch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Ø Yes.....................................No Ø No........

Women's Ass Study!
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 10% of women think their ass is too little... 85% of women think their ass is too big... The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway

Women
1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO) 3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bi

Women's Ass Study
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 25% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway... LOL have a good day my friends !

Women's Town
Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town," where men get punished for disobedience, an official said Thursday. The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as "women's town," was based on the local traditional concept of "women rule and men obey," a tourism official told Reuters. "Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism," the official, surname Li, said by telephone. The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan ($26 million) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said. "We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project," he added. The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests," C

"women's Town" To Put Men In Their Place
Read this on Reuters and just HAD to post it. BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town," where men get punished for disobedience, an official said Thursday. The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as "women's town," was based on the local traditional concept of "women rule and men obey," a tourism official told Reuters. "Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism," the official, surname Li, said by telephone. The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan ($26 million) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said. "We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project," he added. The motto of the new town would be "w

Women
ive pretty much given up on trying to figure out women.they tell you one ting and mean another and are really hard to make happy.And y is it that most great women always stay with losers who treat them like shit instead of giving the good guys a chanch huh. well who knows maybe one day this will change but damn im sick of it.

Women
I'm sitting here and really wondering if women really know what they want in a man. Cause lately I'm not to sure of it. They say they want the sweet, nice guy. But end up going with the jerk that miss treated her in the first place. Or they tell u one thing and don't mean it at all. I try to understand why u would get back with someone who abused u in the first place. But this is me venting. Thanks for reading.. David

Women Are Soooo Evil!
I've read so many blogs on this site about how evil the women in the bloggers life are, so I'd like to whine about guys for once :) To be clear though, I'm not making fun of anyone's prolems or invalidating what they wrote- I just need to get rid of this "suppressed" feeling. If you get to know me, it becomes apparent pretty quickly that I'm one of those emotionally sensitive types. I don't mean I run off and cry at the drop of a hat or make everything an EVENT, but I kind of wear my heart on my sleeve. I seem to attract a lot of emotionally cold men for some reason, and they always end up exploiting that weakness. When someone is my friend, or when I love them- I just adore them and will do anything for them. Guess how often that blows up in my face? Even though I hear- a LOT- about what a "great" girl I am and how "any guy would be lucky to have me" (original stuff, no?) I get passed over for the bitchy hot chick. Now a fairly nice guy will praise how great I am, then go out wit

Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable enough to have dinner with.

Women
Hay all you gorgeous women out there!!! I need some advice on how I can get luckey enough for you to send me your tits? What would it take to get the privilage of seeing your nice tits? Tell me and maybe we can make me a luckey man.

Women's Poem Vs. Men's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The Women Of Ct
SOME OR OF COLOR OTHERS THE OPPOSITE OF ME,IT DOESN'T MATTER THE COLOR WHERE I'M FROM JUST AS LONG AS SHE IS SWEET.I HAVE BECOME CLOSE WITH ONE MAYBE TWO WELL MAYBE EVEN THREE BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS IS THEY REALLY WANT TO KNOW ME,I MEAN THE MAN BEHIND THE POETRY AND ALL THE SEXY PIX, GOT THEM WONDERING IF I AM 4REAL OR IS THIS JUST FOR KICKS.LOVE THEM ALL BECAUSE THAT'S JUST MY WAY THAT'S WHO I AM YOU SEE,I LOVE MY REAL FRIENDS A LOT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN ME.THAT'S WHAT REAL FRIENDS ARE ALL ABOUT AND ONE OF THESE DAYS I HOPE TO MEET,THE SWEETEST OF THE CHERRIES HERE AND MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE..... PAPI...REAL LOVE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS HERE YOU ARE APPRECIATED VERY MUCH.

Women Drivers??
This morning on the Beltway, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My cell phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined my phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. Damn women drivers!!

Women Need To Read This
This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are, but definately not to all: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of always going out I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I love you so much that I couldn't let you go, but you act

Women Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Women Going To The Bathroom....no, I Did Not Write This!
A man never could have written this. It's so true you'll die laughing. WOMEN GOING TO THE BATHROOM.... When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" ( invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken

Women
WOMEN Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens ... but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Woman friends keep secrets you told them years ago and never bring it up again. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, they wear jeans, they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in t

Women
Subject: Translations for speaking 'Women' > > > For the guys, this is a reminder of the vocabulary of our > wives/girlfriends etc. It HAS been a long time. > > > > > > 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are > right and you need to shut up. > > 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. > Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more > minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (My favorite > one). > > 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and > you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually > last for at least 5 minutes and end in 'Fine.' (Refer back to #1) > > 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! > > 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement > often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an > idiot and wonders why she is wast

Women Over 40 !
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her

Women;s Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association abut women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting. 1.5% of women surveyed felt that their ass is too big. 2.5% feel that their ass is too small. The remaining 96% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women Are Like Roses
a truth- what i know as a truth. women are like roses all come in diffrent colors diffrent shapes but all are beautiful.so ladies when feeling down feeling low remember this somebody looks forward to your smile.you may not realize it but your in somebodys thoughts .so smile let the beauty of you shine/// Best Graphics - MySpace/Hi5/Friendster

Women
I Think This Applies To You A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, or does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but

Women Beware
Hi, there, I just got this forward and I have been approached before--it's been over 2 years. The 2 men and 1 woman were at the Pizza Hut in the Dove shopping center where Broadway is located. They were parked in front, and had the trunk open on their car and had plenty of bottles in there. I was trying to get into the ForeRunner and was ready to dash back into the pizza place and Josh came out and said we don't want any, "Mom get into the car now". I wasn't unnerved until they literally backed away from me when Josh got between them and me. It did happen fast. It does take you by surprise--because it is so unusual. It's scary that the trunk was open---my instincts did kick in with the fight or flight response and I was not tempted to smell anything. Be careful. with love, Janet Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 8:20 AM Subject: security alert I received this email (within a string of emails) and thought I'd send it along to protect my family. MAKE SURE YOUR

Women
ok well dont know what too say but i will tell you i like meeting women i love women with sexy eyes nice lips and been single for 5 years it time for a change if there are anybody instersted get in touch with me and lets see what happens with lots of love wayne d

Womens Responses To Mens Pick Up Lines Lol
1. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." 3. Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." 4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 5. Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." 7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." 9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to

Women With Similarities
Two women in the same city. These two women you might think share similarities. Both have been educated to a point. Both are attractive. Both can earn cash and neither depends on a man for that. They both do, however, depend on men for other duties. The likeness ends there. Let’s begin with The East Side Woman. She hired a private detective to follow her around. He was unaware of who had hired him. He was told that he was employed by a Mr. So-an-So who would be out of town on a business trip and the woman’s voice on the phone was Mr. So-and-So’s personal assistant. Her contact e-mail was such-and-such. He, the private detective, would be on the job for a week and then report what he had seen to Mr. So-and-So. Half the money had already been moved into his account and it was better than his standard rate. But the client wanted this woman watched for long hours at a time, going into the early hours of morning. The woman in question had a busy social life so there was alwa

Women Are Evil By Nature?
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She > gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. > She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to >hers. > > As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. > > "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both >hands. > < I> > "Actually, no," he replied. > > "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, > running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. > > "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I >can do?" > > "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running >her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of >her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. > > "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. > > "Tell him," she whispered

Women
Women are the most intelligent of our species. We men get our strength and our first nourishment and protection and comfort from women. We would not be in this world or would not have life if it were not for women. Yet we sometimes do not give them the respect they deserve. Why is this? I have no idea if I had that answer then I would indeed be on a higher level. I am a man and I'm humbbled by the thought that I really want to please any woman that gives me the honor of making love with her. Although I believe straight up animalistic sex is more enjoyable sometimes a woman wnats a slow hand, a gentle touch, arousal almost to the point of orgasm before she experiences the ecstacy. So my endevour is to bring any woman that I'm with to at least 3 orgasms and then start all over again. In order to do this I need the woman's help. I'll listen to her let her body guide me. Also I would love to talk with women to discuss this topic in order to learn and pass on this information so that I and

4 Women Or Men
Below your belt lover you got what I want in those oh so tight jeans Licking my lips in sweet anticipation Only you can satisfy this craving I got burning inside Wet and ready for you I open my mouth to receive your love so delicious Jerking off slow then faster and faster as your orgasm nears Oh my lover it's so big! Better open my mouth a bit wider to fit it all in Breathing harder and harder Lowering your zipper ever so slow I tease before I please On my knees to give you the most perfect kiss that I can Waiting and panting you grip handfuls of my hair Jack, my darling I do want you so One lick of my tongue puts you in ecstasy overdrive Bucking wildly under the sweet persuasion of my lips you beg and groan for more Breathless with desire Loving how good you feel I whisper to my most kinky fantasy Once more amazed as you grow ever thicker and harder for my pleasure Want you so bad that I just can't help myself Juicy and thick I suck it even faster Over and over fe

The Women In This Town...
I have often wondered, what is wrong with me? Why can't I get a decent woman? I mean, all I can get are the fkd up ones, who leave me in a mess. All the half way normal women, just over look me, don' take a chance to get to know me. I mean, all I ask of a woman, is to just be there, and do the best she can. Unfortunately, I always get the one who don't know if they wanna be straight, of gay. Or the ones who just wanna play games. Why can't I get a real woman?

Womens Ass Size Study
Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women & .music
When it comes to women, my favorite musical notes are B natural, B flat ... and strangely enough music that I write tends to be in B flat. Augmented is ok and when you think about it, I'm sure you'll agree sometimes weird parallels actually mean something with me. In tune?

Women Run Right To Pain
Some of you may have actually taken the time to read my profile or maybe actually know the kind of man that I am. I am very open, very honest, and i speak my mind and speak from the heart for this is who I am. I have over the last few years gotten to know so many women, and even met a few, and i see the same pattern over and over again. We always seem to become wonderful friends, and some at some point they may have meant more to me. Some have hoped they could get it back from me at a later point, but that is hard to do, when my heart is not cared for truly over the players and attention from those just hoping for a good time, I realize the good time boys mean more than a true heart that cares, and this is not the kind of relationship or person I seek to last a lifetime. If you truly care for someone, you express it, you share it, and you let it grow. It's natural, an attachment and relationship is formed for what it is and for who you are, whatever the basis of that relationship. So w

Women
For My Sisters: Look into the Blackness of your Soul That allows you to still Shake your hips and Smack your lips After surviving the Whips, Ships and the Slave pits. And Dance out all The Bessings and The Testings of this life.

Womenly Words
Pay Attention! This is oh so true! 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long

Women
Why is it that I seem to be a magnet for women who really dont give a shit about me. They say they care but their actions don't match what they say. I don't understand what it is that I am not doing right. Is it me or is it them? Do I just pick the wrong women? I dont know. I really dont understand. Its a complete mystery. All I want is for someone to Love me as much as I Love them. Is that asking to much? I guess it is, because so far it hasn't worked for me. Oh well maybe someday. A man can always dream can't he.

3 Women
There are three women , the first one goes to the doctor for a checkup and takes her shirt off. The doctor notices an imprint of an H on her chest and says " Why is there an H on your chest?" and the girl says, "becasue my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he likes to wear his sweater when we have sex. So then the second girl comes up and takes her shirt off and she has an imprint of a Y on her chest, so the doctor says " Why do you have an imprint of a Y on your chest?" and she says "because my boyfriend goes to Yale and he likes to wear his sweater when we have sex. So then the last girl comes up and takes her shirt off and the doctor says " you have an imprint of a M on your chest, Let me guess, your bofriend goes to Michigan?" And she says "no,but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin

Women Men
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..you should get off your lazy ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet...it's male indifference. If you cry...you're a wimp. If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination. If SHE

Womens Humor
Womens Humor One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, What setting do I use on the washing machine? It depends, I replied. What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, University of Oklahoma. And they say blondes are dumb... ______ A couple is lying in bed. The man says, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. The woman says, I'll miss you. ______ Its just too hot to wear clothes ! today, Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this? Probably that I married you for your money, she replied. _______ He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - Thats a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ________ He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and

Women Vs Females
This is a favorite picture of mine. I love the peacefulness and the art and the everything. I'm a huge dolphin fanatic. They are creatures that are so gentle and tame but will strike out and kill one of the oceans most feared creatures, the shark, to protect themselves and their family. They are majestic and beautiful. They are also unbelievably smart and loyal. This is how women should be. There are so many females in this world that give women a bad name. They are manipulative and conniving. Men are too afraid to be hurt to trust women. I would be too if I were a man. I have seen first hand what females can do to people. Females have this power and they take advantage of it. They use people to get what they want and then they drop them like a bad habit. They are sneaky and vicious. I believe that many men act like dogs because they have been treated like dogs by these females. Why take that risk again. Why not get them before they get you right? We women need to step

Women
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I

Women Drivers !
Driving to work this morning on the I95, I looked over to My right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per Hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she Was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. bloody Women Drivers!!!!!!!

Women Over 30
just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. (AMEN) A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignor

A Womens' Prayer..
Dear God, Give us time!!!! Men are always so driven. Make them understand that we cannot always hurry. Give us time to eat. Give us time to sleep. Give us time to plan. And give us time to think!!!! Amen.

Women, Men And Beer
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs/bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called, "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking beer, men often awake with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out

Women If You Have Them Figured Out Let Me Know
Ok people feel free to wrap your minds around this and give an opinion as i am beyond confused. Lets see where to start? Well two months ago i met a women that is actually awesome. Well she has had a ton of bad luck with guys so i have been patient but after two months i have gotten no where except over to watch a movie twice. Oh and a hug lol. She claims i am the greatest guy she ever met which at first made me happy as hell but as time goes on and she refuses to go any farther than a movie and a hug goodbye. I am starting to wonder if all my efforts are just a waste of time. I am really hoping not but well being the nice guy and actually respectful towards women i just might be a little to naive to realize i should just give up and move on. I am confused as hell and extremely frustrated. so go ahead and put in your 2 cents or just mail me a dollar lmao.

Women
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wane. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family, all bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same without women, and

Women Rock...and Men Love It....see The Website!
That's right, P.O.P. Sisters has launched their website, and we're working on CT Skins, Lounge MOTD's and contests for women and men to show off their appreciation of the Power of P..well, lets say Pretty for now. Click the logo to the left to visit the site! Click here to find out more about the P.O.P. Sisters

Women Have All The Answers
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. 'I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

Women
What is it about women? If you asked any woman you ever knew, what they are looking for they would all tell you the same thing. They all want a nice guy, someone with a sense of humor, that makes them laugh. Horse shit! that's what it is. I can't tell you how many women I've known that say that very thing but they will go out with, hell, even marry the biggest jerks on the planet.Men who treat them like shit. Abuse them mentally, emotionally even physically. Are they just born liars? do they just have a standard answer for that question, not meaning any of it?You try to be a nice guy. You try to treat them the way they say they want to be treated. What do you get? shit on. You heard me right. Women will go out with you all the time looking for another guy behind your back and will dump you when they find the one who will treat them like shit. And then have the nerve to sing that "I want a nice guy" tune again. Gees, why bother with being a nice guy. Why not just treat women like they d

Women
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

Women Don't Get Played...we Play Ourselves....updated Again!
A few weeks ago, we posted...and posted...and posted...about a guy who was using women's emotions to try and reach the top 100...Mr 2bad...link removed...just remember the face. tobad4u1992@ CherryTAP Well since then, I have gone back to my corner when I received a note in my inbox that said: "Hey girl, I remember seeing postings about ol boy who f'd up with you, well he is messin with a friend of mine, she wont listen to me, he has her completely snowed. Girl this lady is a nurse in the burn center at (taken out) hospital. I was hoping you would tell her what went on, If you could help me out with this I would appreciate it here is her link " (link omitted of course) So, I dropped her a note....I didn't tell anything, I just told her that she might want to check around about this guy and if she wanted to know the deal...get back to me. I left it up to HER to decide if she wanted the information. Well she did, so we spoke in yahoo and yup, he was playing her too. I s

Womens Vocabulary
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed

Women Fuck Up Too
I would just like to say that with all the male-bashing stuff I see out there, I'd like to add that women can fuck up too when it comes to dating. I met someone online once. We met and had coffee in person. Went back to her place to talk more since it's hard for me to hear in crowded places. I'm deaf by the way. Anyway, so we get to talking and all and it comes to a point where she says (and I quote) "Well, I don't think I should bring you to the dance. I don't think my friends would approve of you" or something to that extent. I was appalled. I was mortified. Here, I thought I was clicking with someone and she tells me this out of the blue. Immediately, I had to leave. She kept trying to apologize but it wasn't going to work. I just wasn't going to sit there and listen. I'm sure you see what I mean. Usually, men are painted as being the fuck ups but what some people don't realize is that it's not limited to one gender. Women can be callous, immature and cold just as much as

Women's Poem...men's Poem...
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a wealthy, deaf-mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Women To Rule New Town
source: Ananova | Apr 10, 07 | submitted by Pat Coate China is to create the world's first 'Woman Town' where women make all the decisions and disobedient men face punishments. Chongqing is to convert its Shuangqiao district into Woman Town, covering 2.3 square km, reports Chongqing Morning News. The slogan: "A woman never makes a mistake. A man can never reject a woman's request" will be carved into the town gates. "Construction will take around two years, and the place will become a very good destination for entertainment and relaxation," says Li Jigang, director of Shuangqiao district tourism bureau. "In any tour group entering this town, female members would play the deciding role, concerning shopping and other items of the itinerary. "We are drafting a township law, which stipulates clearly how men should be punished and for what. A disobedient man will be punished by kneeling on an uneven wooden board or by washing dishes in a restaurant." (repost of original by '

Women's Ass Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY. There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life

Women, Perfect Answers To Dumb Ass Come Ons
Women, PERFECT answers TO DUMB ASS Come ons. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Dead End. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Really Can You go now and stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

3 Women In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE, SO SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNAAND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX!

A Womens Revenge Careful Guys
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... Salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... This is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sharp lime tas

Women
I just ate a girl's puss for over an 1hr and she got off i know of twice but she said I was wrong and hadn't got off. Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!! Next vthing I know she is getting off for the 3rd time. I don't know about the rest of the men in the world but when I get a woman off I sure as fuck know it. I'm not being cocky but when I know , I know so women respond. I'm not trying to be a jerk or self-centered I'm just being me and honest so write me back.

Women Rule The World I Guess - Thank God I'm Not Married. ..
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise , God appeared and said, 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.' Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, 'You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.' God turned to the one man, 'How did you manage to be the only one in this line?' The man replied, 'My wife told me to stand here.'

Women
Why is it I can never find a nice decent woman.. I alwas end up wih cheaters, lil girls and their drama, or straight up bytches.. I mean I can handle a bytch but I mean psyco crazy...lol I try being faithful, spoiling, what else can I do... Am I cursed..lol

Women Use Your Brains
If these men wanna how u their dicks, be happy to let them do so, we all know what the dick look like does matter, so go ahead n get the guess work out the way. You know damn well how mad we be when the dick ain't right...lmao

3 Women In Mexico Ha Ha Ha
Ha Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning - although none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you

Women Please Read
MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING!! PLEASE READ! Body: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then Send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is Nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention To. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do Not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may Be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of 3 women (so far) contacted Through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping And beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on Your buddy list and ask them to repost this too.

Women Must Know
A Rapist's New Trick >> >>Know what money you are carrying. >>You will see why as you read. >> >>Be sure every woman is aware of this M.O. >>Share it with your wife and daughters. >>Know what money you are carrying... >> >>This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this..... >> >>I wanted to pass it along. >>Be safe! >>Something very serious to pay attention to. >> >>Criminals are coming up with craftier, >>less threatening methods of attack, >>so we have to be extra cautious. >> >>Read on... >> >>I live in Alexandria , VA , >>but I often work in Lafayette , LA , >>staying with friends when I'm there. >>As you know from America 's Most Wanted TV program, >>as well as the news media, >>there is a serial killer in the Lafayette area. >>I just want to let you know about an "incident" >>that happened to me a few weeks ago, >>and could have been deadly. >> >>At first I didn't go to the police or anyone with it >>because I didn't realize how serious this

Women........
ya know almost all women are the same...I cant say all of them are but most of them...90% of women out there are stuck up or atleast think they are better than you and of course that just makes it worse cause i hate women like that..isnt there any out there just want to spend their life with a good man with alot of dreams..ya, I am on my way to get my dreams but ya have that huge ass hill to climb and ya got to work hard to get the things in life that you really want..ya I am sometimes a little picky but I know what I want as long as the woman dont bitch all the time and will treat me with the same amount of respect as I give and stuff then I dont bitch...one of these days I will find the one that is right..I have found a couple women that I thought was right but must not have been but cant say I didnt try...

Women's Ads
Some Ads in the Personals Can be really quite deceptive And the reader is more often Required to be perceptive When searching these ads For some feminine company Its hard to chose the perfect date From a list of so many For example if she claims To be in a Reubenesque state Doesn’t mean she’s an oil painting Just simply overweight Beware when she claims To be an Open-minded person Because open mindedness Denotes a certain Desperation Seeking “Friendship First” Does not exclude any smut Its just that she want’s to Live down her reputation as a slut If she is twee or of an Old-fashioned disposition Mean’s that she only does it In the missionary position Its possible she’ll mention Her Contagious Smile maybe But what this really means Is she does a lot of Ecstasy If she says that she is calm And is emotionally secure Means she is either a drunk Or on Medication for sure If she suggests that she Has lived life in a sociable way Means she’s been passed arou

Women Vs. Girls
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Gir

Women!
Sometimes I wonder about certain women in this world. Let's see: First: they want a man to be honest and not hide things to start off on the right foot, right line, whatever. Second: they are wanting a man that no matter what he'll be by her side and help her through anything she needs him to. Third: Want him to remember all the anniversary dates and then more. Fourth: They want to be number one before any one, sometimes that includes any children that comes along with them. Ok! I have a friend. Sweet and has always been there for me through thick and thin and is always there when I need to vent or cry. He's been talking to this one lady and communicating pretty well. Well then the honesty thing came up and of course he's going to be up and honest and now she's refuses to talk to him just because of medical reasons. Duh, its not like he's on his last leg. What can't women look at what they have or could have and look toward the future knowing that he cares and willing to change cert

A Womens Self Image
Below is something that I feel passionate about. Not only because I am a woman of size but for the years I have seen and felt the persecution's of not fitting into that skimpy sexy dress. Even though I have been an athlete and been active most of my life. It just was not in the cards for me to be that so called Perfect size. Now that health issues have taken me down another path in my life, and I can no longer be that athlete I once was. I stand Strong and Tall in being the woman I am. I saw a bulletin that made me give this answer to: As women we have to take control of our life and stop letting men dictate to us , who we are. Our bodies were not meant to be a bean pole, we were giving natural beautiful mountains and valleys in our personal landscape we call our bodies. OUR bodies bring forth life and is equip to nourish the next generation and it is meant to be soft and cuddly to embrace those we love, so they feel comforted. Be proud of who you are, Do not let an

"women Only" Parking Lot
> > >New Law: > >With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, >especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has >established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the >parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and >safe environment is created for patrons. > >Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only >parking lot in Minnesota. > > > > >

Women's Revenge
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

The Women's Guide To Men's English
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and

Womens Hotel
Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women" The ladies were convinced and walked in. On the first floor a sign read, 'the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting'. The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, 'the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate' The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, 'There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they're good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot' the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it. When they got there they saw a sign that said, 'There is absolutaly no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman'

Women!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about yo

Womens Public Restrooms
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To take

Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are

Women...
Women Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess I have two mounds upon my bodice I shave my legs, I sit down to pee I can justify any shopping spree Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass I always save money by using coupons Can admit to others when I am wrong Don’t drive in circles at any cost So I don’t have to admit when I am lost Don’t act like I’m in a timed marathon Every time I go to the john Let me tell you men Listen to me boys Those things in your pants That you treat as toys You love them more then we ever will We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill I spend two hours preparing for a date Only to find you’re two hours late I don’t watch movies with lots of gore Don’t need instant replay to remember the score I won’t lose my hair I don’t get jock itch And just cause I’m asse

Women?????
Why is it that women need to show their BOOBS on websites to gain attention? Do you not have anything better to show or are you just that unintelligent to gain attention using your mind, but then again if you have nothing to offer other than your boobs then I guess you have no choice BUt to show them!!!! I have a really nice set But you know what I am still able to gain attention with just a nice smile. I guess I dont want to attract the creepy scum that you are looking for and then when you are approached by the creepy guys you wonder why and get offended when they approach you!!! I understand this is a virtual bar BUT really girls have some dignity REALLY!!!! I realize I will get ALOT of flack and nasty comments on both sides of the fence on this one BUT that is okay that what blogs are for!!! Have a great day everyone!!!

Women Shouldn't Take Their Husbands Shopping.....lol
After Mr. Nicolini retired, Patty insisted her husband Nick accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Nick was like most men --He found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Patty was like most women -- she loved to browse. One day Patty received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Nicolini...... Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Nicolini are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her i

Womens Dictionary
WOMENS DICTIONARY Body: Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri

Women's Funnies
Women's Funnies Body: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ________________________________ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ________________________________ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Women (a Special Edition Blog)
Hehehehehehe.... If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. -- Dave Barry A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -- Chauncey Mitchell Depew When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -- Anonymous Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses. -- Ivern Boyett Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one. -- WC Fields Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can serious

Women...lol
I got this as an email from Casper, but had to repost...lol..wtf.. 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants

Women At The Young Age Of 40 And Plus Will Like This
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch t he game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tel

Womens Worth
Ladies this blog goes out to u, too many times I have heard we are fend up,not being appreciated for who we are, but the only way we can get respect is to respect ourselves. In the words of alicia keys." Cause a real man, knows a real women when he see her, and a women know a real man ain't afraid to please her"So ladies don't settle for less, find that man who knows ur womens worth, and a real man can't deny that womens worth

~~women's Headache Problem Solved~~
There was this little wife who had been suffering severe headaches for a long time and nothing she did would ease the pain. One night she came home from work, all smiles and happy and announces to her husband that she no longer has that terrible headache. "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." "Well, that is wonderful" the husband replied. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and say

The Women Of Monte Cassino Many War Atrocities Are Utterly Ignored
by Dr. William Pierce It seems that every time I pick up a newspaper I read about a new claim the Jews are making on someone else's money. It began a few months ago when they claimed that the Swiss hadn't been diligent enough in trying to track down the heirs of Jews who had deposited money in Swiss banks back during the 1930s, before the Second World War, and then never reclaimed it. Seven billion dollars the Jews wanted from the Swiss people -- plus interest, of course. And when the Swiss politicians, instead of telling them to go to hell, started negotiating with them and offering them hundreds of millions of dollars, the Jews realized they had a good thing going, and they decided to push it. Next they accused the Swedes of having some gold left over from the Second World War which should be given to Jews to compensate them for their persecution. Then they went after Argentina and Portugal and France and eventually the United States as well. In France they announced that many bui

Women Are Evil...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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Women Get Yours
I HAVE TO SAY THAT BEING A WOMAN AT THE AGE OF 32, I KINDA HAVE SOME EXPERIANCE WITH THE *BEEN THERE,DONE THAT*.I CANT BELIEVE OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE WHAT I'VE SEEN THE MALE SPECIES TREAT WOMEN.I MEAN WTF!!THE CHEATING,THE LYING,ABUSE,AND ANYTHING ELSE MEN WANNA THROW AT US.DO THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT WE R WORTH? THEY GOD DAMN COME FROM A WOMAN..THERE MAMAS R WOMEN,*DO THEY TREAT THEM LIKE THAT?* ALL WE WANT IS TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AND SHOWED THE LOVE WE ONCE GAVE TO THEM FROM THE START.HERES WHAT IM SAYING LADIES DONT EVER SETTLE FOR LESS,SET UR STANDARDS HIGH AND REMEMBER WHAT A WOMANS WORTH.DEMAND TO BE TREATED LIKE THE QUEEN U R. LOVE YOURSELF AND BE POSITIVE ENOUGH TO NEVER LET ANYONE BRING U DOWN.WOMAN R BEAUTIFUL,NO MATTER WHAT SIZE OR RACE.WHEN WE R TRUE TO OURSELVES WE R TRUE TO OTHERS...SO I SAY WOMEN GET URS,AND DEMAND UR MAN TO TREAT U RIGHT..CAUSE IN THE END A HAPPY WOMAN, MAKES ONE HAPPY MAN.

Women To Avoid
Women to avoid: The feminist She laments that all of the evils in society are perpretrated by men and that women by nature are pure, angelic beings completely incapable of doing wrong no mater what the circumstances. This woman has no problem treating a man in a way she would NEVER allow herself to be treated. Her catchphrase is easy enough to identify her by: "all men think with their penises". Just avoid her and anyone like her. Miss Greed Incarnate She's just after the loot -- at any cost. Miss Greed Incarnate is the gold standard in high maintainence. She expects constant adoration from all men and expects them to finance a lifestyle she's grown accustomed to, just because she's a woman. For her, the only reason men exist is for her pleasure -- for them to pay for her drinks, dinners, trips jewelery, and whatever else her evil, black heart desires, and feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to return the favor. She's nothing more than a cleaned-up prostitute. She's greed pers

Women Have Strengths That Amaze Men.
Women have strengths that amaze men. 1. They bear hardships and they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. 2. They smile when they want to scream. 3. They sing when they want to cry. 4. They cry when they are happy. and laugh when they are nervous. 5. They fight for what they believe in. 6. They stand up to injustice. 7. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. 8. They go without so their family can have. 9. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. 10. They love unconditionally. 11. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. 12. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. 13. Their hearts break when a friend dies. 14. They grieve at the loss of a family member yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. 15. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. 16. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. 17. They'll drive, fly, wa

Women Of Northern Tradition
Women of The Northern Tradition Courage,Truth,Honor,Fidelity,Disipline, Industriousness,Hospitality,Self Reliance, Perseverance The Nine Noble Virtues may have been given to the men of The North by the Gods to live by, but it was the women of The North that most faithfully extolled these nine virtues. Courage: she lived in a cold cruel world populated by wild beast and wilder men, still she maintained her home and bore her children. Truth: Her word was her bond in all public and private affairs. If her husband mistreated her or her children or her family she could on her word,simply divorce him by declaring to her neighbors at the door and in her bed room that the marriage was over. Honor: The family name and reputation came first and she would do nothing to shame or dishonor her husband or family. Fidelity: Faithful,loyal,accuracy and exactness all of these she used in taking care of her husbands farm and belongs when he was away. She managed the farm or business in the s

Women Will Be The End Of Me
why is it that every woman i hook up with turns out to be a bitch and either sleeps with my best friend, or leaves with all my money, hell i even had 2 that got pregnant and left, sadly only one of the children made it, but still i never get to see him, so seriously if you are a dumb bitch and you do the stupid shit that i just described, dont even fuckin talk to me, i have seriously had enough of that bullshit

Women
Ok when you are married to someone on fubar and you have never met in real life how can a woman take controll of you if she does not know what she wants. Well that has happend to me the fubar wife i married dont get me wrong i like her and want more but i own my own buisness and she lives 8 hours and im in a rough spot in my life she has no damn trust and gets soooo pissed about comments on my fubar accout i went out last night and got in late then passed the hell out and slept due to i have to work my job..... In the proccess she flips out cause i dont answer her phone call or she will see that im still logged into fubar and asumes shit what do i do? do i stay with it or is it going to get worse?

Womens Revenge
No disrespect meant here guys, it was posted in fun > > WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > > She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > > Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > > Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > > Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > > And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. > > > > > > WOMEN'S REVENGE > > "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to > > purchase. > > As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television > > set in her purse. > > "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. > > "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I > > figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." > > > > > > > > UNDERSTANDING WOMEN > > (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) > > I know I'm not going to understand women. > > I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your > > upper thigh,

Women's Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women Are Like Apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Some men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good cause its easier. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality THEY ARE AMAZING!!!! They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.... ~I know which Woman I am....Do you know which Man you are???

A Women's Worth!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The he

Women Beware......
this is a repost for Kimmy...it's one thing to rip a picture, but it's a whole 'nother issue to actually post the pictures on another website...To all the ladies on my list..I would check to see if you're on this guys angelfire page..sick fuck.. - Sporks The man mentioned below has one of my pics as well but not an nsfw thank god. The website link I'm about to paste is the one where he has all the girls photos. WARNING!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE NUDITY OR SEXUAL CONTENT DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!! He may have your pics http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/jacksgiftshoppe8/ *Kimmy* http://fubar.com/sugardaddy4u

Women's Ass Size Study:.......lmao
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care and would have married him anyway...

Women Of Fubar Beware
i recently came into a situation with so called "single" man that has turned out disasterous. this man professed love for me and was even intending to move in and start a real relationship. i recently receieved a call from his "wife". she has threatened to come kick my ass an cause problems for me. i stopped talking to him a long time ago yet his wifey still calls and threatens me. if yu shout me i will give you his name so you might avoid the same situation.i hint he is from tenn.please let all the women on here know

Womens Dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the st

Women's Meanings
What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them... Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".

Women's Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system... Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5 But return with beer...............................................-5 You check out a suspici

Womens Questions
Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask... There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b

Womens Natural Beauty!
Have you ever felt the rain on your skin The wind in your face smelled the air after a summer rain or after grass is fresh cut Heared the ocean in the still of the night watched the stars or children just playing Tasted pure natural honey The natural beauty of all these Things that where created please and stimulate everyone of our sinces That is what a womens natural beauty is to feel her soft skin or tender touch smell her natural aroma or hint of that alluring perfum to hear her soft voice comforting wispers to taste her soft lips to watch a womens body every sensual move every graceful gesture The natural beauty of all this Was created for sensuality for love of all women and men alike appreaciate the pleasure and the stimulation indured due to a womens natural beauty

Women Of My Dreams
Dear, woman of my dreams, How I long to meet you one day, Don't know what it will be like, Unsure of what I'll have to say I know that this sounds crazy But, I've failed to meet you yet, And I really cant wait till I do, It will be the day I wont forget For I know that I will fall in love, With you right then and there, I promise to show you forever, And just how much I really care I'll be basking in your beauty, Finally alive inside my dreams, I'll be in love with you forever, Life will be as it should seem You will be my heavenly angel, You will make me see the light, I will hold you with all my love, And make love to you at night We will raise a family together, And we will be husband and wife, Forever inside the eternities, We will have an amazing life Dear, woman of who'm I speak, I will be the man of your dreams, And I will show you a real love, You'll see exactly what i mean

Women Want It, Not All Men Seem To Get It .... O O O O La La
Recently a male friend of mine asked me, to help him list the things that woman want men to know about them, without us having to tell them? He was asking, "What is it we need to figure out for ourselves, regarding a woman?" Well, let me tell you that is no small answer. It requires some thought. What do we want men to know about us? Why is it so hard for us to just tell them, without making them go through the discovery rituals we force men through? Everyone has heard the question, "Do you come with a manual"? Think of how great that would be. To have a manual that is written clearly, in several languages, just like the one you get with you cell phone, only SIMPLE. There would be the Troubleshooting quick reference page, PMS...." let's see...oh good"...bring her anything she wants, do not ask for sex, be responsive if she desires sex, do not make her cry, have tissues handy if she wants to cry, and do not blame the argument you will inevitably have on her PMS.."got it, whew"! Dream on

Women
Why is it that, a woman can go out tell you she loves you. she wants to spend the entire weekend together with you. THen turn around ditch you and then decide that you aren't worth spending the entire weekend together? There are times when she says she wants to spend the entire weekend week end with you and then turns right around in the smae breath and says shes gonna ditch ya for the day. There are days that I wanna tell her to get the hell outta my life and then there are the days that I can't seem to be without her. The days not being able to be with her and it sucks out number the days I want her outta my life. if this is what they call love. HOLY SHIT its fucking confusing. I would rather just be alone and not have anyone around me. then again I long for the human contact of more than just a handful of people. Holy Crap. sometimes my mind can get the better of Me. and it sucks when you have too much free time on your hands. Maybe I need to find a hobby. might take up needle point

Women!
Some days i can work out women & any other day i can't, so why is today any different??? I just who i thought was a friend tell me that i'm forward & the way i go about finding a lady for myself is the wrong way. I believe that the only way to find a true lady is act like a gentleman & that's all i have ever done & yet i still get treated like absoulte crap 24/7/365 & it's driving me up the freakin' wall lately. Why can't i seem to find a lady that will treat me with the same level of respect as i show ladies all the time. What i mean is that when a guy notices a woman down the street the first thing most guys look on a woman is the womans breasts which to me shows how much respect most guys have for women these days & it sickens me to my stomach to see that happening, in my case though if i see a woman that i like the look of down the street then i'll look straight at her face & make eyes contact & the women keep walking then i here them laughing behind me after they pass by me. I'm s

Women Humour...hee Hee
Good Laugh Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH

Women's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

Women Pirates~ The Legend~
Women Pirates~ The Leneds~ Men were not the only ones who sailed the seas. Women were amongst the sailors that pillaged unsuspecting ships. They were just as deserving of their place in history as the men. Three of the most notorious female pirates are Grace O’Malley, Anne Bonny and Mary Read. Whenever the subject of female pirates comes up Anne Bonny and Mary Read are the first names to be mentioned. In Anne Bonny’s case she was the child of a scandalous love affair between her father and the maid. Her father separated from his wife and ran away to Carolina to live with his daughter and mistress. The maid died, leaving Anne the lady of the house even though she is rumored to have had a horrid temper. Though she had many suitors she chose a sailor whom her father dubbed as not good enough for her so the two lovers ran away to the colony Providence in the Caribbean. It was here that she met Captain Jack Rackham who took her aboard his ship to be his companion. One day they found a y

Womens Dictionary
Women's Dictionary DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous- Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking- Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile- Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure- On medication Femin

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understa

Womenhood
Something to look forward to. HAHA We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. This is a Trip! It's real! Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it' was off to Motherh

Women/men's Englis (what Does It Mean?)
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk =You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead =You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Women Are Difficult
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

The Women Are Pathetic On This Site
Apparently there are too many lonely desperate women on this site. This morning I received a phone call from some anonymous woman advising me to mind my business and stay away from her boyfriend. Apparently she did not realize that the man she was referring to is my fiance. She cursed at me and told me how they were together yesterday and how he was on his way to her house today. again not realizing how much we talk on the phone. She is a very lonely and desperate slut looking to spread her legs for the nearest dick. sad.. very sad. I will advise her once and once only. STAY AWAY FROM HIM. you will not like the outcome if i find out you have tried to contact him again. I really can't stand young whores looking for some action and this site is full of them. get over yourself hunny... he is with me.. and we are getting married whether you fucking like it or not. so bite down hard and find another man to try to play games with. this one is taken.

Women’s Top Ten Favorite Ways To Have Someone Flirt With Them
1. Talks about things she likes or dislikes, making comments and showing interest 2. Displays concern for her, her feelings and well-being 3. Shares jokes or amusing anecdotes with her 4. Compliments her on her screen name, attitude, personality and appearance 5. Sends her special/cute email messages 6. Makes an effort to contact her in some form most every day 7. Sends instant messages when she and you are online at the same time 8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner 9. Shows her your daring or mischievous side 10. Emails her greeting cards, gifts, pictures songs or fun attachments

Women
Hello Ladies Dom here from bklyn NY. I am looking to meet someone for some fun times and maybe more. if your also interested in meeting someone give me a chance.. i have aol and yahoo messengers.The names are on my profile. hope to talk to you soon . DOM

Womens Poem
To all of my girl friends who have a sense of the truth WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor> store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.>

Women Don't Want.
This might make some women mad, but if you are real women and you know what you want and type of you want then don't read on. A lot of women say that are looking for a nice guy one that will treat them with respect, love them, take care of them, be there for them when they fell. The one thing I have find out in my life is that most women do not want a nice guy, because if they had a nice guy they would be scare of him thinking he going to hurt them or that they something wrong with him. Most do not understand what a nice guy is, so I will let you know what a nice guy is. He is the one that will be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on and tell you everything is going to be ok. He is the one that will hold your hand, huge, and kiss you in public just because he loves you. He is the one will make sure that you know that you are the only one his thinking about. He is the one that like to crudle up with you as you two watch a movie. He is the one that will make sure that fire th

Women An Wolves Pt.1
Women an Wolves A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, t

Women An Wolves Pt.2
The Mothering instinct in each one of us is Wolf Medicine. For the Wolf is a Motherer, and a Fatherer. Simplified, that means Wolf holds the parenting energy in its vibration. That is real Wolf Medicine. The Wolf Medicine that a Woman walks with, what we call intuition, is her Friendly Wolf. In the old way, the Friendly Wolf was known to come into the village to protect the children. This Friendly Wolf energy comes from the psychic. It is the psychic part of the Woman that knows how to shift her love, her intention, and her nurturing abilities into the form of the Wolf. Thus she comes to the village, in the form of the She Wolf, to protect the children and the old ones in need. She Wolf is the Mothering energy of Great Spirit GrandMother Wolf. GrandMother Wolf often comes to us in this time in the form of the She Wolf. She is the Friendly Playful Wolf, gently guiding them back, pointing them in the right direction along the path of harmony, the Good Red Road of

Women Pls Read
A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully: He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police. She became frightened and looked out in time to see her car door open and the guy slip out. The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to bring back a woman and/or her car.. One way they are doing

Womens Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women To English Guide : )
I totally CANNOT take credit for this. Vykk_Draygo on ratemybody actually posted this and I couldn't resist sharing. It's hilarious because it's true. This is for you MEN. And something funny for the women. What She Says : English We need : I want It's your decision : The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want : You'll pay for this later We need to talk : I need to complain Sure, go ahead : You better not I'm not upset : Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're so manly : You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight : Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! : I have PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights : I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient : I want a new house I want new curtains : ...and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Hang the picture there : No, not there, over there! I heard a noise : I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? : I'm going to as

Women Over 30
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. He says: "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A

Women And Wolves
A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to rise with dignity, to proceed

Women Need To Know This About Us Men
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down. 2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don’t make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.” 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than cats. 9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 12. You have enough clothes. 13. You have too many shoes. 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it. 15. Your brother is an idiot. 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work. 17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniver

Women
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved clos

Women Grrrrrrr, Lol
Women cant live with them and cant live without them, so i guess us men are screwed in that aspect but it does go both ways though!!, anyways you all have a great weekend, its suppose to be storming here so I dunno bout this weekendm hugs and kisses to all you sexy ladies on fubar, have a great weekend :), muahz bye ttyl.

Women Vs Girls
Wanna know the difference??? GIRLS vs. GROWN WOMEN Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women

Women
1.) fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you are wrong. 2.) five minutes: if she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. five min is only five min if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) nothing: this is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) go ahead: this is a dare, not permission. dont do it! 5.) loud sigh: this is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) that's okay: this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. thats okay means she wants to think long and hard brfore deciding how and when to you will pay for your mistake.

Women Terminology
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a

Women
Women. I will never understand why some of ye wear so much make up. I mean come on. A little make up isnt so bad but when you put about ten inches of the stuff on to your face? It makes you look like an orangutan. In my opinion those kinda women should be caged up like a zoo animal or something

Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own

Womens Poem-lmao
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him. Like his MUMMA used to do

Women And Football
Contrary to what some men might think, there are women who like Football. I am one.....I LOVE Football. Being Canadian, I of course love the CFL. GO Alouettes GO!!!!!. But after the CFL season ends, I am all NFL. My Sundays are devoted to flipping the channels, it's tough to watch 3 games at the same time. Chicken wings, beer, popcorn are my companions, plus Kim my roomate of course. We scream, we cheer, we complain, we laugh and we have a blast. My favorite teams, now that will make some of you go.....Huh???? I absolutely love the Saints. The Colts, the Patriots and the Giants are also some of my favorite teams. And NO, I don't watch the game only for the great looking asses out there. I know, love, understand the game and I am crazy about Football. Enough said.

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40. 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman ov er 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a wo

Women, Read And Be Aware
A woman at the nightclub Crobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims.Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used ogether with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink.The girl can't remember a thing the next morning...PROGESTEREX, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, IS SUCH THAT THE VICTIM DOESN'T CONCEIVE FROM THE RAPE and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. THE DRUGS EFFECTS ARE NOT TEMPORARY..They are PERMANENT! Progesterex was designed to sterilize ho

Women,photos And Comments
I dont know about anyone else but sometimes I find the internet a strange place to meet people. I've been on the planet now for almost half a century and am having to learn a whole new etiquette. For you women out there, you have to know that men are visually stimuluted. We are genetically geared that way. So whatever your photos emphasize, we are going to see and clue in on. If you emphasize your eyes, thats what we will see, if you emphasize your breasts or legs, we will clue in on that. So if you get comments about your photos from men that you dont like, dont freak, we're are just responding to your advertisement. We're probably not intentionally trying to upset or offend you. I know I have made a faux pas,with no intent to offend, it happens. I know, I've seen me do it. But ladies,you posted the photos so you know men are going to look. You ultimately get the results your looking for.

Women Are Difficult Creatures
I've read how many openings where women either say TALK TO ME BEFORE ADD, or COMMENT on FOTOS.. but yet they dont give it in return. And its almost ALWAYS women that have all pics on private--wats even the point?! Y are women so closed off and hard to get to know... no wonder us men only look for women just to F*ck- cuz to try to find out any more on them is like trying to crack a safe!

Women Unite
first posted on my myspace page thought i'd share it here too. For those that know me I don't hold my tongue for nobody..... AHH the truth, a girls best friend, anyways. Today at work was busy lots of people to meet and talk to. Well later on in the day there was a very stunning woman and her dead beat boyfriend.{I didn't think he was much to look at} She had her hair in a french braid pony tail with the back of hair flowing down her back. Nice short skirt and knit turtle neck top. While I'm busy with what I'm doing I begin to notice a crowd of people pointing and laughing at her. Couldn't figure out why at first until she turned around. At the base of her braid where it begins on her scalp was a very large bald spot. Have to stop here cause this is what burns me. She was with this guy I guess her boyfriend He had of seen this bald spot and he said nothing.... hence the dead beat comment. I was pissed, one of my biggest pet peeves is to see someone needed assistance and not

Women Are Phenominal........... ;-)
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to

Women And Men
NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify mo

Women Have More Sex...
Women Have More Sex The human female is the only female regardless of species, who is willing, eager, and able to have sexual intercourse during times when she is not biologically ready to conceive and become pregnant. Moreover, she has evolved secondary sexual characteristics which continually advertise her sexual receptivity, as well as the cognitive capacity to employ cosmetics, perfumes, and colorful clothing which emphasize and exaggerate her sexuality. It should be obvious that the human female has not evolved swollen distended breasts and a large derriere, and is not putting all this effort into displaying and advertising her sexuality so as to attract and mate with just a single male. Females advertise in order to attract and have sex with multiple males, and sometimes other females. Almost all non-human primate species that exhibit genital swelling live in multi-male groups (Clutton-Brock and Harvey, 1976; Fedigan, 1992; Wallis, 199

Women Evil?
WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE......not..... >A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... >She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. >She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. >As he did, she gently caressed his full beard >"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both >hands. >"Actually, no," he replied. >"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her >Hands beyond his beard and into his hair. >"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can >do?" >"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her >Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her >fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. >"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say >"Tell him," she whispered, >"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies >room."

Women Please Read
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you."

Women's Greatest Turnoffs
If you’ve ever wondered what women are or aren’t attracted to, then you’re not alone. All men want to be attractive to women, and though beauty is in the eye of the beholder, there are definite things that all women find unappealing. If you’ve ever wanted to make sure that you identify all behaviors that women find offensive so that you can eradicate them from your life, then stay tuned. These tips will help ensure that you avoid common pitfalls that are sure to send women running in the other direction. The first greatest turn off for women is men who aren’t well groomed. Women spend countless hours throughout their lives grooming, bleaching, waxing, scrubbing, buffing, and polishing. They expect men to at least devote a little time to ensuring that they look presentable as well. From body odor to a few stray hairs growing from nostrils and eyebrows, flaws in appearance are a great turn off. Stay clean, iron your clothes, and make sure that you devote time to your appearance. Thi

Women/men
i have this strange occurance...i talk to all these beauifully sexy women online...i can talk to them for hours on end. Yet if i walk up to a random woman on the street, they look at me like i'm some freak of nature just because i'm talking to them. WTF??? now i know that i'm not brad pitt or anything...but i'm far from ugly, so what the hell gives??? is the RL so stuck up that they can't even say hello? now i do get smiles from time to time, and i do smile back...but if i took that smile and just said hello, they run like crazy...hmmm...here's an idea for all you ladies and guys who don't know how this works...go say hello to some random person on the street and try to start a conversation with them...you'd probably be suprised at how many people look at you like a weirdo...here's a hint...BE FRIENDLY PEOPLE!!! i'm not out to sell you insurance i just want to say hi :)...anyways...enough ranting for one day...later all

3 Women In A Suana
Here is a lil' Monday humor brought to you by your neighborhood AlyCat AlyCat**Check Out My Halloween Profile**@ fubar ENJOY!!!!! 3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT T

Women Translated....from My Point Of View! Please Comment.
While deleting friends last night, something brilliant came to mind, and i just couldnt help but to share this with the world. It seems that i have an amazing talent for decoding what women say. After many years of dealing with all you crazy bitches....i guess i have picked up on your language, and now im going to share it with the world, and expose you all for the lying, manipulative, shallow, hateful, vindictive bitches that you are! Please enjoy! "Hes cute" = Hes not ugly, hes just not good enough looking to date ME! "Hes trustworthy" = Hes not much to look at, so i know he will never leave me. "I need some distance" = This is my way of letting you down easy, and slowly phasing you out of my life! "Im not ready for a relationship right now" = You just arent good enough looking, and im shallow enough to judge you that way! "Hes so ramantic" = Im dating a pansy! "Are you going to wear THAT?" = I completely hate every article of clothing in your wardrobe, and

~ Women Of Cvn 76 Uss Ronald Reagan ~
WOMEN of CVN 76 USS Ronald Reagan This is so Cool, I thank them for their Service and glad to see them make something like this :) Brave Young Women ~ Never Forgotten ...GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE TOO ..on A Carrier

Women On Men
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.

~women's English~
"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to bitch "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.]

Women Are Wierd!!
It is really stupid!! A guy comes in here and all I see from the folks already here is "FAN ME, FRIEND ME, RATE ME!" Ok, so you do that and you get a few points. The women accept your friend request because (I think) they get points for that. But do they send you a request back? Do they rate you? Hell no! You'd think if the broad lives in California and the guy is in New york, that she wouldn't be afraid of him being a stalker, wouldn't you? But she won't talk to him or friend him, or rate him, or anything else. Well, I say to hell with them! I am going to send a note to each woman in my friends list and if I don't get an answer, she is going to get deleted! F***'em!!!

Womens Personal Ads!
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No BJ's Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Bitch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate........

Womens One Flaw
One Flaw In Women (you will see what it is in the end) Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and color

Women....the Superior Species
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though, they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said,

Women
I love women. black women, white women, latin women, asian women, tall women, short women, thick women, thin women, short hair, long hair, big boobs, small boobs....I can't help it...if they offer a pill to cure my addicition to women, some body please tell me where i can get it. I can be out with the sexiest woman on earth and I'm still checking out all the other chicks in the bar! Forget it, I don't want a cure for this...I LOVE IT!

Women Friends
THIS SAYS IT ALL: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do. Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how Many miles are Between you. A girl friend is never farther away Than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you Have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life Will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, Praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on Your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the Valley's' end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk Beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, Daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended Family, all bless our life! The world

Women.....
Women First let me start by saying that not all women are bad and I know this to be true. But it seems to me that I can only find the bad ones. It seems that I get the one that likes to play games with you feelings, and toss you aside when they are done with you, until there ready to play again. Those are the ones I find, the evil and hurtful ones, the ones that have turned me into a bitter, hateful, mistrusting, jaded man. I use to think that there was someone out there for me; I no longer think that, if she’s out there she’s in hiding, because I sure as hell can’t find her. Now I know that some of you are reading this and think I be hatin on you ladies, quite the opposed! I will admit I don’t know everyone on my list, but the ones I do, I have a lot of respect for. You have always been kind to me, and sweet and buy me rum, rum good!!! You know who you are. I think to my self why can’t I find ones like you here? Who knows but I have decided that I am not going to look anymore, I gi

Womens/mans Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The Women Of My Country Years Ago
THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT THE DACIANS WOMEN, THE ANCESTORS OF THE ROMANIAN GIRLS TODAY:P! JUDGE URSELF:) "For years Trajan(the roman emperor) had been celebrating his victory against the Dacians through various feasts, important buildings, or through different art monuments. Of course the artists working at these monuments were impressed not only by the Dacian men, but by their women too. The Column shows us the Dacian women in different moments: they appear as thin, determined, proud and harsh women, with graceful features, oval faces, wide foreheads, expressive eyes, straight noses, beautiful lips, long hair parted in the middle of the head covering their temples, leaving the years uncovered and tied up in a loop on their nape, all covered with a kerchief. If after 2 millenniums their grace has not faded nor is it too hard to imagine how beautiful they were in the real life! "

Women Of 30
This is for all you ladies 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an

Women And Strengh
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

Women And Farts
Attention women: until your farts start smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching. I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley. Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old men. Not only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient."

Women Work
I've got the children to tend The clothes to mend The floor to mop The food to shop Then the chicken to fry The baby to dry I got company to feed The garden to weed I've got shirts to press The tots to dress The can to be cut I gotta clean up this hut Then see about the sick And the cotton to pick. Shine on me, sunshine Rain on me, rain Fall softly, dewdrops And cool my brow again. Storm, blow me from here With your fiercest wind Let me float across the sky 'Til I can rest again. Fall gently, snowflakes Cover me with white Cold icy kisses and Let me rest tonight. Sun, rain, curving sky Mountain, oceans, leaf and stone Star shine, moon glow You're all that I can call my own.

Women Need To Stoppit!!
Women need to read this....... Current mood: disappointed ... sooooo i cant tell you how many pages of profiles i have read their blogs.. about some Joe-Fuckface doing them dirty..or not wanting to commit... Ladies Ladies Ladies... boy do i have some shit to tell you! YOU DONT NEED THEM!! Women are the strongest thing on earth.. i dont care what anyone says... if u have kids... so what... raise the kids.. if a guy wont be there.. dont sit around waiting for him to come... raise them yourself... yes its hard.. i know.. my mom raised me and my sisters alone.. and damnit we turned out great! it actually made us more independant... and i love her for that... for not giving up.. and saying " i cant do this..." she did it anyway... ..and waiting around for a man... DONT DO IT... cause chances are... if you've been waiting ... your gonna stay waiting! cause once a guy knows you'll wait for him.. he his gonna piss around til u give him that final altimatum... and chances are.. he's go

Women >>> Men Being Abused Stop Taking This Abuse>>> No One Should Be Abused Ever
Abuse , torghure, beatings , on any one should not be acceptable . Open your eyes and mind and see this leads to death . Get out , go to a shelter , , what ever but leave. let athuroties know , press charges , dont suffer with pain anguish any more. Your childern will learn to be abusers if you keep them in that enviorment.. take the kids go get out . Men who are abused get out too. its not worth your life no matter how much you think you love a person . leave its not worth it. Life is to short. Hugs diana

Women Who Bitch And Whine
you know what irks me? when a women bitches and cry bout how a man has hurt her whether its emotionally, physically, or mentally. please ladies get the fuc over it. in a way you should be thanking that man for hurting you, cause in the end he's making you a stronger person. what's more is your learning from your mistakes. so think bout it ladies that guy that hurt you is actually doing you a favor.

Women
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ....... SEND TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !! AND ALSO TO MEN WHO CAN HANDLE THIS!!!

Women Are Clever, Evil Witches.
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

Women Are So Much
When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.

Women Thinks That They Are God Gift To Men
for the 6 months i been on fubar i seen alot of women thinks their god's gift to men lmao if they only know we laugh behind their back and us guys think of something else about them kind of women their nothing but whores and wants to be i guess these women think that thier all that and plus some i bet you 9 out of 10 their really bad in bed and like deid fucks.

Women Vs. Men
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new