If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect
her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..you should get off
your
lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her...that's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.
If you cry...you're a wimp.
If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
If SHE asks you....it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear....you're a
pervert.
If you don't...you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're
sexist.
If you don't...you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.
If you don't...you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers...you're after something.
If you don't...you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.
If you're not...you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache....she's tired.
If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often...you're oversexed.
If you don't.....there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
