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Women, Men
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, man has never recovered.

Women Lol
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While

Women?????
The women is the most beautiful creature on the planet They are nature amd nurture, all in one The love they can show is wonderious and great Matched only by the love they can recieve Like a dolphin lost in the world that is two-thirds ocean, searching for the perfect one The one that comliments my personality just so The one that knows how to be serious, but can let it go The perfect women that can unlock the guarded doors of my heart, touch my soul, and want to never part. .....will I ever be so lucky????

Women Over 40 -by Andy Rooney
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a

Women In Dance Clubs
When women go out, it seems they have a code they live by - never leave the ones you came with. You go out as a group, you go home as a group. It’s like you’re some special ops team going behind enemy lines. Is that why you all go to the bathroom together - you’re afraid if you split up, some guy’s gonna pounce on whoever’s left like a wounded gazelle? See, guys don’t have this code - there‘s no Band of Brothers crap going on here. We could be hours from home, but if a girl even looks at us - screw you, find your own ride home. “But we’re in Idaho.” Good luck with that, start walking. And women can get mean in dance clubs. You don‘t even need us guys, you all just dance with each other. Why is it ok for girls to dance together, but if two guys want to slow dance together to a slow song - must be gay. And when you women are dancing, at some point some drunk, desperate, lonely guy - usually me - tries to casually dance his way into the middle of the group. that's when you g

Women....
Ok... My opinion on how Women should be treated; A Women is just about the Most Important.... hmm I ain't gonna call them things.... Beings. There. Women are just about the Most Important Beings that inhabit this Planet. They should be treated with the Utmost respect. Men think about it, Without Women, we wouldn't be here. True without us no one would really be here, but come on. They go through the Trouble of carrying your children. Don't you think that they at least deserve enough respect to not be broken by us being major Pain in the asses?? When you find that someone, or even just find someone that you fall in love with, it could just be me, but don't you think that they should be the first on any agenda. When I find that someone, on my To Do List the first thing would be; Tell her how much you care about her. That should be the first thing on ALL Men's Agenda. If a women is hurt, Take care of them. Keep watching this Blog, I will try to add on to it.

Women
I can't understand why men think I'm like the other women on this site. If I call you a friend, then I'm a true friend. I'm not like the other internet hoes online trying to get to your dick or take your money or ruin your life...so why lie to me? Why pretend to be a friend and then secretly slip out the back door when no one's looking? Are you that insecure or untrusting? I know women have hurt men before and I'm sorry for all the women out there who can't stand up and apologize to you, but why get to know me and then just walk away from a friendship? I'm not that scary I promise. I'm an honest female and whatever you want to know, I'll tell you. I'm believing there's a whole lot more fake people in this world than I thought at first. But as always, with the heart that I have, I'll take it as a lesson learned and keep moving on with my life. I'm always here as a friend no matter what...

Women Should Read This
Are you afraid that you are becoming one of those women men leave? At every turn in your relationship, does he threaten to leave you or do you constantly argue with him about the smallest of things? Sometimes women push men away because; well they just are not good for us. But other times we fall back into bad habits and get left, which just hurts. If you are afraid your man is ready to leave you, rest easy because we a have few pointers to make sure you never become like the women men leave. Believe it or not, there are only a handful of reasons that certain women seem to always get left and with careful planning you can make sure you never become one of those women. Get a life of your own! Independence is one of the major reasons men leave, or lack of as it turns out. Often as women, we get so caught up in our love lives that we lose our independent selves and want to spend every waking minute with our man. Unfortunately, clinging for dear life to a man is not the quickest path to

Women That Dont Put Out
(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her

Women's Wisdom
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. Every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like..."You k

Women's Favorite Words!!
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up*. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare...not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you

Women No Guys
if we meet what would you do a.shake hands b. kiss c. hug were would you want to go a. to a movie b. for a walk c. stay at my place d. eat sothing and talk if we went my place to wach movies a. would you sit on the couch with me b.sit somewere else if we went to a movie store a. would you just want your movies b. share and each get 3 c. don,t go a see whats on tv if you were with a man and it snowed that night a.would you get a motel b. stay but sleeep on the couch c. stay with me so i could keep you warm do you like a man to sleeep in a.nothing b. boxers c.don't care

Women And Home Depot (email)
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his, blonde, wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.' This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

A Womens Poem
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do.

Women Soccer
i just saw a girl i work with play some women indoor soccer i dont suggest that should be a sport cause i saw a girl headbutt a ball and it hit her nose she went crying off and usually when that happens too a guy we just walk it off 5 seconds later after running the pain goes away thats why women shouldnt play sports why do you think the wnba is so underrated lol im not saying you shouldnt but im saying MAN UP women be tough dont be pansys you gotta fight the good fight like MEN do shit we have more men soldiers than women soldiers and more men athelites than women athelites than women geez MAN UP

Women Vs Men On Fubar
You know everyday I get on this site and rate the hell out of my friends and those I dont know that need help as do most of the Guys on Fubar now sure u got Horney guys hell I am too but I dont come here looking for it. Then you have thhose women out there wanting to take advantage of that fact to level get blasts Happy hour cash whatever it maybe. Wow and when I need help to level I may have one maybe two people come to help for a minute wheres the love??? why do the women not help as much as the guys??

Women...enough Said :p
Ok before this one even begins, no offense to any woman on my list, and if you feel you might take offense to any rant that comes from me, please hit the X on your upper right hand side :D Moving right along...what in the fuck is with these women, who are attractive, begging for an ego boost. No no no! Better yet, wtf is wrong with you men that feed into this pathetic crap? And before you start, yes I will disagree with compliments, mostly for fun, but if I say something, it's not for attention, it's just speaking the truth and is no way, shape or form an invitation to try and make me see it your way. Back on track, we have these obviously beautiful women posting Mumm's and what not about needing someone else's opinion on whether she's hot enough to post nsfw pics, or whether she's pretty enough for you to consider fucking, whatever the question is, you've all seen it, so you know damn well what I'm talking about. Now honestly, I'm not sure which part is worse, the broad posting

Women
Hi, recently a lady I work with indirectly decided to bump into me and she did it purposely. Anyway We talk when we can but it is not for long cause of timing I work at a school as does she helping the kids. Anyways I gave her christmas cards, told her I like her and asked if she wanted to know me better well she is wanting to do this, however she has this long distance thing w/ some guy and I know it will not work tried it. Well she said also " lets see how things go here"!! Well last night I got to thinking how and why she was special and i wrote her a letter telling her what I see thus far from just the short time we spend talking. I gave it to her today and hope that she liked it. Anyways if anyone has input advise feel free to send it. I dig this lady and she knows it, the hang up mostly is the long distance relation she has with whomever it is.

Women And Strengh
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

Women And Marriage
What qualities do women look for in a man to consider him marriage material? I am sure alot of men out there would like this question answered, so if you don't mind women...please post some comments and let us know.

Women Are Evil..
Women are evil.I say this myself,because I am one.And I like other people I have talked to and have gotten on the subject of it.They agree with me.See the reason I say this,is because alot of you know.That reguardless anyone who can bleed and not die from it.I think something is up.you can't let men bleed for 3 to 7 days and still be walkin around acting like nothing is wrong.They would probably die from the first day of bleedin.Kind of strange when you think about this.Why is that women can bleed so much during this once a month thing and nothing happens to us?Do you not think that something is alittle odd about that.What in the world was God thinking when he created us women in the image of what he thought we should look like.But really who here is too blame for why women in my eyes can be evil....I don't think that we intend to be evil.Just have to think about this for a moment.Women are the Creator's of Life,a woman's body determines whether or not to bare children.Why is that a wo

Women
This is a lesson to be learned. When a girl says that she's ok, everything is wrong. When a girl runs from you, she's waiting for you to chase her. When a girl looks into your eyes, she's wondering if you are thinking "I love you." too. This is a lesson to be learned. When a girl smiles, she's trying to hide how much she hurts inside. When a girl hugs herself, she's trying to hold herself together. When a girl blasts her music, she's trying to drown out the world. This is a lesson to be learned. When a girl cries, she's thinking about how much her life went wrong. When a girl doodles hearts on her notebook, she's wishing you felt the same way about her. When a girl doesn't tell you what's going on, she's dying to tell you but doesn't want you to worry. When a girl criticizes herself, she's waiting for you to disagree. This is a lesson to be learned. Learn to be sensitive, hold her hand, play with her hair, because she's going to be there when you don't

A Womens Heart
The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman Must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman Is not a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman Is reflected in her soul. It is the caring she lovingly gives, The Passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman with passing years only grows and grows.

The Women Of My Life
i have found the lady of my life she is my soul mat and i will never let her go she in my heart and soul i care about this women very much to as u see on here she goes by mrs. gathbrooks14321. and she going be my wife in the spring and she will be my wife forever i love u my wife forever till end of mytime and none can stop us now forever ur husband .

Women~vs~ Men
Why do cheating men pray on women like there some kinda dinner? I know women cheat as well and yes it sucks, but why does one bad egg, apple whatever have to fuck it up for the rest who are half way decent out there in life, it seems we are playing a game of life and more and more people out there are playing a game of chance with peoples feelings instead, im blogging on a mumm i rated and commentd on as well, my best friend is in the same boat, she cought her man cheating on her and he dont want a divorces and shes willing to work it out, yes i belive some men can change if they really want to, but it goes back to the same saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me, we really dont need to be kicking our own ass's for sometghin someoen els did . I guess life is more metail then phycial and people take advatage of it, women are more emotional and men are more physcial, its not so bad when moreals are set in place but when you mix two peopel with fucked up morals, this

Women
ok, what's da deal here?!?! Why all da women I might wanna spend time with, get ta know, maybe date or be with gotta live so far away? Why can't there be someone near me for me? This really sux. How am I sposed ta find a decent woman ta spend time( an maybe more) with if there aren't any near me! Sheesh! If anyone happens ta know any, or maybe a suga-mama for me, lol, send em my way. lmao.

Women, Venting And Charm
Ok I need to vent just a little. I'm bored so don't mind me. I'm sitting here and looking and rating people. I see all these girls/women who are stunning. I mean granted beauty is in the eye of the behold and within but god damn... Why aren't they online in my area? LOL... I'm not the shy type by anymeans and well, I find it a little odd but hey, that's me. Unsure as to why I'm typing this but gorgeous women my age don't like guys like me. Nor do the normal females want a guy like me. Sophisticated yet fun to be around, not overbearing but protect. Sensative and charming yet can be cruel when need be. Any clue why?

Women...
I'm going to take this time to spew my thoughts on women, and the gayness that ensues when dealing with them. I'll warn you way ahead of time, most of you won't like this, and in no way is this directed at all of you, but some will feel a little sting. If any of you ever wonder why alot of guys are assholes, I'm going to spell it out for you. I won't say all guys, but most of us start out as really nice guys. You know what happens with nice guys? Not a damn thing. There is absolutely no place in this world for a nice guy as far as relationships go, because they get ditched for some asshole guy. They have to become that bitter guy who just wants to fuck you just to get anywhere with any of you. I know all women say they just want someone to love them and have that story book bullshit, and guys generally start out wanting that too. Hell, I want that, but you know what? Guys like me probably never will have that. In my 27 yrs of life, I have never had a relationship last longer than 6 mon

Women's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. One who pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows just what to say when I ask, "How big is my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin', in the hall, the pool, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!! Amen

The 2007 Women? Drivers Awards
10th Place Goes to: 9th Place Goes To: 8th Place Goes To: 7th Place Goes To: 6th Place Goes To: 5th Place Goes To: 4th Place Goes To: The Bronze Medal Winner: The Silver Medal Winner: Her helmet is being worn backwards .... and finally, here is our 2007 Women Drivers Awards *** Gold Medal Winner *** WOW ! ! How the ... ? ! Oh never mind... CONGRATULATIONS ! ! This concludes the 2007 Women Drivers Awards Ceremony. Thanks to all our contestants for giving us all a reason to laugh & smile

Women Drivers
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers & disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!

Women Abusing Tasers
everytime i see on tv bout this new taser party that women have at peoples house, basically encouraging women 2 buy tasers 2 protect themselves. eventually this will probably lead to an increase in more women carrying tasers. end result they may end up abusing it and the power it possess. is this a trend we men should eventually be worried about? what do you think ladies, taser, or no taser?

Women: Beware Of Psychic Vampires
By Ginger Blume Myths, folklore and fairy tales are valuable sources of information about the human spirit and psyche. These stories, passed from generation to generation, serve as literal containers for crucial lessons of mankind. One classic, mythical character is the "vampire." Want to guess what the mythical vampire represents in our lives today? While blood-thirsty vampires don't roam our streets at night, you might be surprised to learn that "psychic vampires" do! You probably don't think you know what a "psychic vampire" is, but you've probably encountered at least one of them each and every day! Unfortunately, they can't be recognized by their physical appearance. They don't grow fangs or develop hairy bodies. However, they can be easily identified by their direct impact on other people. Psychic vampires are people who cause others to feel totally, emotionally drained after interacting with them.They seem to sap the psychic and physical energy right out of the person they

Women That Read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely sh

Women Are Crazy (you Have To Read This)
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. S

Women R Crazy!!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. S

Women Always Get The Better Of Men...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks

4 Women That Bitch And Whine
you know i get so sick and tired everytime i hear another skank saying how she got hurt or played by another guy. well ladies if u cant handle it then just commit fuicide, better yet i'd be glad 2 give u a hand

Women
So today was a fairly crappy one. Work was painfully boring and uneventful and left us with more than ample time to discuss all of our wonderful relationship woes. The one thing that seems to bother me most about women is the 'Bad Boy Syndrome.' How does an intellegent woman consciously decide that the best option for them is a guy who talks down to them, takes from them, treats them like a piece shit and sugar coats it with 'I love you's.' You give up your friends, freedoms, dreams and personal safety because he's got something special that you just can't quite put your finger on. Newsflash ladies, its his asshole, it's what he does all his talking through. You cry and complain about how horribly he treats you and lean on the nice guys shoulder. Ever consider that if you dated the nice guy instead of the bad boy that you wouldn't need a shoulder to cry on because you'd be able to see your friends when you wanted, your dreams would be supported and when he says I love you its fol

Women! Gotta Love Us
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have inoperable cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, Daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,

Women & Their Ass
Women's Ass Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1) Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2) 10% of women feel their ass is too small. 3) The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women...........
Well, I'm new to fubar so I figured I might as well blog. My life is pretty boring right now with the exception of woman drama. I work 40 plus hours a week, attend school online (I'm working on my masters degree) and am trying to kick my roommate/ex-girlfriend out. We all have our women problems so I won't torture you (or myself) with the wo is me emo comments. You live and you learn and that's about all there is to it. Take it easy until next time. MCL David P.S. HD Fury is also my XBOX Live gamertag.....

Women ... A Study!
WOMEN... I know I will NEVER know ALL the rules but any tid bit of GOOD information that I come across I STUDY HARD! Like this lil information blurb that found it's way to my in box ... 9 WORDS WOMAN USE and their TRUE MEANINGS! 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. NOTE: Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you abou

Women!
Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'.

Women
Why is it that all the women i like think im such a softy? cuz im sweet and romantic and try to get with them. What do i need to do kick someones ass for them? its like come on! you have a real man whos nice and sweet and is only a dick when i need to be and i kick ass when i have to. but just because im not a bad ass all the time doesnt mean that i cant handle my own. I am a bad ass only when i need to be whats the point in waliking around all the time being a dick? Where the fuck is that going to get me? NOWHERE! im tired of women thinking im not worth there time because im not a bad ass! You wanna see bad ass pisss me off! fuck with me my friends or my family and i will personally introduce you to my best friend! The concrete after you meet my fist! im a nice guy who wants to find a nice woman a real woman whos sexy smart and likes cars. im tired of all these little girls GO AWAY! i want a real woman who wants me just the way i am! Im not going to change for anyone. Im jelous so she

Women Who Smoke
I look at smoking as art in motion, a very unique, sensual and seductive habbit to have and i find it really sexy when a woman smokes. Just watching her style of inhale, exhaling and enjoying it all is a real turn on for me. I love it when the woman can blow it in my face as well. Does anybody else feel this way? Or want to smoke for me?

Women's Drink
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. 'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He Thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. .... In one second the sharp lime tas

Women.
this post is going to be a bit long. i know i don't have the attention span for long winded posts. so i don't expect many to read this thing all the way to the bottom, just for that reason. so, if you would rather not read this all the way through, i completely understand. your point of no return starts........now. i've been thinking about how to approach the subject of women for quite a while now. i've been mulling it over in my head, trying to figure out how to approach the subject in an unbiased, semi-scientific way. what i've come to realize, is that you really can't not put a spin on it, unless you have concrete facts. i'm no scientist nor do i have any concrete factual information, other than my own experience. so, in light of this, i've decided to forego being analytical and just write what i know. which, i'm sure, is surprisingly little in the way of actually knowing what women want or are like. as a friend recently suggested, "you gotta come from the heart, yo!" by

Women Lol
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll d

Women's English
1. YES = NO 2. NO = YES 3. MAYBE = NO 4. WE NEED = I WANT 5. I AM SORRY = YOU'LL BE SORRY 6. WE NEED TO TALK = YOU'RE IN TROUBLE 7. SURE, GO AHEAD = YOU BETTER NOT 8. DO WHAT YOU WANT = YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER 9. I AM NOT UPSET = OF COURSE I AM UPSET, YOU MORON! 10. YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT = IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?

Women Drivers
WOMEN DRIVERS A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly Neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My Car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottl

Women
I thought u would enjoy this...It was written by a friend and sent to me when I was feeling sad.. Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes

Women's Ass Size Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world

Womens Driving Award!!!
The Top 10 Contestants For The 2006 Women Drivers Award 10th Place Goes to: 9th Place Goes To: 8th Place Goes To: 7th Place Goes To: 6th Place Goes To: 5th Place Goes To: 4th Place Goes To: The Bronze Medal Winner: The Silver Medal Winner: Her helmet is being worn backwards ..... and finally, here is our 2006 Women Drivers Awards *** Gold Medal Winner *** WOW ! ! How the heck...?!? Oh never mind... CONGRATULATIONS ! ! This concludes the 2006 Women Drivers Awards Ceremony.

Women
Wednesday, May 16, 2007 It's not so shocking.... random and repeat................. So id like spout off at the mouth like a crack whore whos had one too many hits. Ways to get slapped in the face: 1.touching ass is a good way to start 2.touching a breasticle or two may get the backhanded double whammy 3.intentionaly rubbing ones self against another who isnt receiving it well 4.spitting gets the hand everytime 5.a hand on the knee may get it from the right person 6.licking is a no no 7.never bark in someones face they never like that 8.slapping first will get ya 9.doing the trusty see~food will get your mouth busted 10.Never ever tell a woman she needs to lose a couple lbs. if you do duck and run. Ways to get punched in the face: 1.soul tap a guy in the nuts 2.punch first 3.tell a jealous type you fucked his girlfriend so hard she would be permanently bow legged. 4.also tell him she swallowed for you.................. hmmm 5.you could tell a ladies

Women
Alright I got to talk about this. The subject as you see is women. God, how I despise there very existence. God, how I love every bit of them. There’s nothing that’s more satisfying about how a woman whispers in your ear so lightly not heavily like it sounds like there about to bite your ear off or swallow it but ever so lightly like angle kisses telling you sweet nothings into your very being. And the stink of it is, they know exactly what to say. They know exactly how to make a guy melt. All they really have to do is say the right thing or touch in the right area, and I’m not touching sexually but if you’re a guy you have a spot that when ever a girl touches you there it just makes you feel oh so good, makes you want it more and women know this and they’ll play with this and they’ll even use it against you to make you do something for them that they know that you hate doing, and the only way she can get you to do it is by saying the right thing and doing the right thing that it’ll m

A Womens Beauty & Power
The illusion of a womens beauty / power universally men have week mindsets, when it comes to dealing with hot women. this is from years of social programing and hormones. hence: aproach anxioty & low self esteem nerviousness. or just being blinded by lust and acting her fool. and some women prey on men like this,,using there sexuality or hot looks as there main weapon. and after dating some of these so called hotties through the years myself.. I now often laugh at women who dress and act like this. because i realize its just there pityful atempt to validate themselfs in society today.and there trapped in the illusion of beauty themselfs. instead of spending an hour every day to make themselfs look bueatiful,,they should concentrate on making themselfs a more beautiful person inside. because no matter how good she looks on the outside , the fact remains that her pussy is no better then the average girls next door. and believe it or not some of the most hottest wome

3 Women In A Sauna.lol
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE A SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILEPHONE ,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDERWOMAN FINALLY SAID......... " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX " !!

Women's Ass Study
Women's Ass Size Study Here's A Recent Study That The Ladies Should Find Interesting Women's Ass Size Study: There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Women Share Tips On Dating
Women Share Tips On Dating >NOTE: If you'd like to learn the easiest, fastest, lowest-rejection way to meet women, then read this: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/MeetingWomenOnline ***SUCCESS STORY*** Hey Dave, Great news. I tried C + F with a girl I've known for over a year as a friend but would never dream of "approaching"... I asked her advice about fashion and took her shopping with me for clothes. I busted on her the whole time about looking at my ass, etc. So a few days later I get a call. "What do you like to drink? How 'bout I stop by with some beers and hang out?" Between our second and third lovemaking sessions she apologizes for taking up my time, and confesses that she's not really looking for a relationship right now. Hopes I'm not mad. Pure gold, man. This woman is ten years younger and the highest paid stripper at a local bar. I'm broke, short, bald, cocky, and funny. Go figure. Thanks a million. Don't print my name, but DO send

Women I Love U
Singer : Julien Clerc Lyrics and Song : Julien Clerc Sometimes So soft When the life touches me Like us all Then so soft… Sometimes So hard That each Longtime wound lasts me A long time lasts me… Women… I love you women… I love you I do not know the easy ones I know of it only fragile And difficult Yes… difficult Sometimes So funny On a corner of shoulder Oh yes… So funny look which passes very close to… Sometimes If only Sometimes she wants it Yes but… If only yes but so only… Women… I love you Women… I love you You are my mother, I look like to you And any unit my child My impatience And my suffering… Women… I love you Women… I love you So sometimes these words tear It is that I do not dare to say to you I wish you Or even worse O… Women…

Women
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimu

Women And Survival
A little something I stumbled across. It was said best by the precocious son of a gynecologist in the movie Kindergarten Cop. "Boys have a Penis. Girls have a Vagina." There you have it. The simplest and easiest identification as to how a man's and woman's bodies are wired differently. However, in 1990 when that movie was made, I had no idea how much more developed a woman's body was than a man's. No, not because as a 15 yr old male I had almost been to second base twice (hands on boobies over the shirt) and not yet experienced the joy that is a girl's naked body. But because I had not yet lived with that same girl. What I failed to realize then, that I know now, is that mother nature prepared the woman's body for survival much better than it did the man's. Having grown up fascinated with the discovery channel and specials on female spiders that kill their mates after sex and psycho birds that feed their male partners to newly hatched chicks, I should have realized the human ra

Women Over 40...........
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acti

Women Drivers
Women should not be allowed to drive. This really pissed me off .... This morning, while driving to work on 680, I looked over into the left land and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup -- what is wrong with women!!! As a man, I don't panic easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Bob and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. There really should be a law against women and make-up ....

Women
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show

Women
Every Woman Should Have a black lace bra. One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself.. HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER & CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder ... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY. That she can't change The length of her calves, The width of her hips, or The nature of her parents... That her childhood May not have been Perfect, but; Its over... What she would & Wouldn't Do for love or more... How to live alone... even if She doesn't like it. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... Whom she can trust, Whom she can't, And why she shouldn't Take it personally. Where to go... Be it to her best friend's kitchen table. Or a charming inn in the woods... When her soul needs soothing... What she can and can't accomplish In a day...

Women And Men
A Woman's Perfect Day (read all the way down :) 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00&nb sp; Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliment

Women
well hm this is about how i have experiance my relationships and what ive figured out about women and how dirty and fucking cruel and shallow and fucked up yall can be. and for theo ones that are defensive fuck off as well as the ones that are stupid and blonde and gullable. now before i start dont just read one part and assume shit read all before you start some bullshit. well my ex beth waskiewictz. we were happy long story short she left me bc she accused me of cheating online bye talking dirty to other women. i think that is pathetic. lord knows what she has done when she was off to college with her slut friends. second thing most women expect too much shit from a lot of men. hell do this do that fuck you fuck that. were all the same no man is ever different. well fuck that bullshit. i think thats the lamest most ignorant thing to hear a women say. omg what pisses me off is women sit there and judge a man bc of his past actions. another thing judging a man bye his past actions is u

Women's Ass Size Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY > > > > There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, > the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is > too fat....10% of women think their ass is too skinny...The remaining > 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they > wouldn't trade him for the world.

Women And Men
I read this blog about men and women and thought I would repost it. your commentary and is welcome and appreciated.... Bottom line--if I sleep with a woman I don't know or care about SEX is NOT going to make me care. (I stopped doing that years ago) That kind of sex is like scratching an itch. Once a man scratches, he's through. He ain't sitting around thinking about that spot that itched or how good it felt scratching it. He's moving on with his life until that spot itches again and it don't matter which hand he scratches it with, just as long as he gets rid of the itch. Too many women PRETEND they can handle a sexual fling, but wind up getting caught up and wanting us to romance and wine and dine them and pretend we're having a "relationship" when it's NOTHING but a booty call. Come on, ladies, y'all know I'm telling the truth. Unfortunately, ladies, you are part of our problem. You sleep with us BEFORE you know us or what we're

Women Part 2
god i wont ever date a fucking women in my life again. i should turn fucking gay. women hurt and are fucking pathetic. no wonder a lot of guys hurt women. bc they deserve it. yall break a mans heart take his kids away bc you think he isnt good enough or rip his ehart out. all him all these jackass oh hes a deadbeat. hell im glad im single. women hurt to fucking much. for those of you who are marreid. im happy. for those of you who have a women good. just remeber one thing. eventually they piss on your head like the rest of the dogs they are. you want to catigorize us men as all the same. we are all cheaters. or we just treat yall like shit and we have no heart or we use yall for sex or we are never good enough dads. i tell you what for those of you women who think that and oh yeah question a mans faith and heart and love. fuck you you fucking cunt. mmm i love that word. put yourself in a real mans position. for the ones who are loyal and faithful and do know hwos to raise a family. wh

Women Who Complain
actually *PIMPCESS* a lot of us do think of women that way but i think the song says it best ... Girls dont like boys girls like cars and money. I been trying for years to find someone and all i get is screwed over cause i cant buy shineys for chicks so maybe you should know the facts before you open your mouth. I am so sick of hearing women cry about bullshit but when a man comes along with a heart you women are to busy worriying about what car he drives or does he have a 6 pack or can i show him off to my friends . Stop being selfish and look for what you really want not what you think you need. Looks arent everything. I had to add this here cause im tired of heaing these baribie bitches complain about men because they cant settle and be happy!

Women..... The Weaker Sex?
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and wate

Women...they're So Needy!!!
I've recently befriended a girl ( I say "girl" because she's like 10 years younger than me!)who I've know for a year or so just as an aquaintence. Her desperate need for childcare and realizing she only lived around the corner from me brought the two of us together as friends on a weekly basis now for the past three months. It's been a bumpy ride for me. Mostly because since moving back here almost three years ago, I had yet to make any real friends and since I find most women annoying none of my friends are female. I have two, count 'em, two female friends in the short list of people I value so much as to call them "friend". It's almost as if I'd like to keep it that way. To put it one way, I'm missing my alone time. Call me a Loner or I think I might just be socially inept. Is it "normal" for a friend to stay at your house for six hours in one night? OMG...short of saying "please leave" I didn't know what to do... I almost feel like she uses me as an excuse not to

A Womens Prayer
"A Woman's Prayer: > Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , > to Love and to forgive him , > and for patience, For his moods. > Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat > him to death" WROTE FOR MY DAUGHTERS SO CALLED b/f grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Women Who Read
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his bo at. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. " Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I

Women Of The World Beware
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. Thi

Women Drivers..grrrrrr
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left to see a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on makeup! I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, Which knocked The donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

Women Over 30
WOMAN OVER 30 A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a ma

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger

Women
So True About Women 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how

Women Vs Men
Women's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Women And Porn
LOL, catchy title huh..... I was on a site this morning and it got me to wondering....... We have a somewhat liberal female populace and I wanted to know from a woman's point of view on two perspectives; One; You Have you ever watched pornography? Would you watch pornography with a significant other? If you have watched it, was it foreplay or did you learn something from it? Two; Him Would you be offended if your man watched porn? Is pornography different than him visiting a strip club? Have you ever asked him to try something you saw somewhere else? Would you be offended if he asked you to try something he had seen somewhere else? Here are my feelings.... When I was younger, yes I looked at Playboy, and watched some movies. One of my friends got a VCR for a gift and we used to watch after his mom went to bed. I did not nor do I think it affects a man's perspective on women in general, if you are an ass, porn was not the cause. I did howeve

Women Fear Getting Married
MODERN women have joined the hordes of men who fear commitment. While the number of single women continues to rise, the growing number of women with commitment issues has also increased. Modern women now feel the world is at their feet, and getting married and losing that freedom can be much less appealing. So many choose to delay or boycott marriage until later in life. The term commitment phobia was coined by Steven Carter and Julia Sokol in 1987 in their New York Times bestseller, Men Who Can't Love. Over the past 20 years, the term has gained momentum worldwide and still continues to be a relationship paradigm. The fear of commitment refers to a lack of confidence in maintaining a long-term romantic relationship. The irony of commitment phobia is that the individuals crave what they fear most: love and connection. The more they wish to fall in love with someone, the more confused and scared they become. It is not that commitment-phobic individuals don't w

Womens Dictionary
WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired

Womens Views On Men
It has come to my attention that the most popular Blogging subject for women on Social sites is their hatred for men and how a man has mistreated them. In the past week alone. been on Fubar a few days and Ive read 20 messages, emails, blogs, and comments, just bashing men. Whos not committing! , Whos not saying I love you! , I cant tell what men are thinking! Blah, Blah! Im a strong women, I can carry on with out you! BLAH< BLAH < BLAH. Men are always using women! There are no good men out there!, Men are Assholes!, BLAH! BLAH!, BLAH!. Its the same shit over and over. And Im sorry you feel that way ladies, I really am but some of us men here find it insulting. No, not because we dont do these things and we feel we are misunderstood. The truth is men do some or most of those things to women all the time. But, its insulting when myself and other guys have to be reminded that there are men out there who are at least playing the game in the first place. You see women complain that the Go

Women...
I noticed something a longgggggg time ago and I pointed it out to my man Krystiano a few days ago... and he has now noticed it too... AMERICAN WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 30 (with exception) DO NOT TALK TO ME WTF In the lounge I go in I always say hi to people, bbl, hb, bye and the usual crap to everyone but if they are american, female and under the age of 30 they seem to totally ignore me... they thank everyone else but totally ignore me... now... I have been thinking... I find it amusing in a way but irritating in another... is it because... A. I am English B. Is it just me C. Because I am with Krystiano Krystiano thinks its because I am with him... which could be true as some women tend to like to be the centre of attention in all mens lives and tend to get jealous... but jesus if they liked him that much surely they'd be happy for him??? They respond to him... but me... nope I get ignored... I don't understand it... I am a nice person... I get along with everyone

Women Are Nuts....
...minding my own business.....some man a few years older than me sends me an email expressing his admiration towards me. i reply with the standard thank you and don't really go into a discussion. i really don't get very close with people until we have spoken a few times... ..tonight doing laundry...my daughter falls asleep on my lap as i cry my eyes out watching steel magnolias....i put her to bed and come back to check my mail... ...i open up an email from an outline of a woman..2 emails..one expresses her "threat" against me to "stay away from her husband".. ...and the next calling me a fat whore....keep in mind the biotch doesn't even have her face pic up.... ...i usually am very kind and empathetic to women who have scumbag husbands because i had one once but..i let her frickin have it.i think i reached my limit. i just can't be that laid back floor mat for jerks anymore.... had to vent. pissed me off.

Women
I figured it out.Women get tired of looking at penis picks right? So thats what happen with adam and eve,she got tired of him flashing his penis and ask the snake if i eat this will he put that thing away? CAN I GET A AMEN?

Women...and Marriage...
WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man. ' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine. ' __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. __________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying. ' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country

Women In Film
Women In FilmAdd to My Profile | More Videos Description: 80 years of female portraits in cinema - Mary Pickford, Lillian Gish, Gloria Swanson, Marlene Dietrich, Norma Shearer, Ruth Chatterton, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Carole Lombard, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Barbara Stanwyck, Vivien Leigh, Greer Garson, Hedy Lamarr, Rita Hayworth, Gene Tierney, Olivia de Havilland, Ingrid Bergman, Joan Crawford, Ginger Rogers, Loretta Young, Deborah Kerr, Judy Garland, Anne Baxter, Lauren Bacall, Susan Hayward, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Taylor, Kim Novak, Audrey Hepburn, Dorothy Dandridge, Shirley MacLaine, Natalie Wood, Rita Moreno, Janet Leigh, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Ann Margret, Julie Andrews, Raquel Welch, Tuesday Weld, Jane Fonda, Julie Christie, Faye Dunaway, Catherine Deneuve, Jacqueline Bisset, Candice Bergen, Isabella Rossellini, Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sigourney Weave

Women In Custody On Torture Charges, Boy In Critical Condition
LOS ANGELES -- A mom and her live-in girlfriend suspected of torturing the mom's 5-year-old son were in custody Sunday, and the child remained in critical condition at a hospital, police said. Starkeisha Brown, 24, who was already on parole, and Krystal Matthews, 21, allegedly beat Brown's son repeatedly, burned his genitals and other parts of his body with cigarettes and left him to sit in his own urine, said Los Angeles Police Department First Assistant Chief James McDonnell. The three were living in the area of 110th and Figueroa streets in South Los Angeles, he said. Both have criminal records and are gang members. Brown turned herself in at the LAPD's 77th Division jail late Friday night after the child abuse case was reported in the media, according to a police statement. She was booked on suspicion of torture and held without bail. Matthews also was arrested Friday when she showed up for an appointment with the Department of Children Services, police said. She wa

Women Neede
Women are needed for several roles in up coming movie shoot..Needed are two bi-,or able to act bi-females,and seven more female roles..If anyone interested in a call...Send pics to moviemaker 5151@fubar.com

Women And Men
WOMEN AND MEN WOMEN Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home. Women have special qualities about them. They volunteer for good causes. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They are in the front row at PTA meetings. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the Right school and for getting thei

Women Are Evil
Women are evil A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice complementary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's con

Women
Woman, delicate, strong and beautiful. She can tease and she can smile. She can do such harm that makes her man kneel down and bow. All women want to be a queen in their man's heart. Always wanting the attention they can never get. But only a woman with honor, integrity, and patience will be the most beautiful woman of all. I'm saying not all women aren't beautiful, they all are. Each one just has a different way of showing their beauty. A woman's humor, a womens passion, and her every move is unique and extraordinary. Every women has a way to cast a spell on a man. Something about each woman keeps a man coming back and wanting more. No! not that! lol I mean coming back for you, wanting you for your personality, the way you smile, the way you cry and the way you laugh. This is for all the women out there who think they are not good enough, or think they are ugly. You are not ugly! It is true that everyone has an ugly side; but look deep in yourself and you will find a

Women On Fubar....
I am sure that this may stir up controversy with many, but frankly I don't care.. I have been on this site for a weeks time and find it kind of shady that some of the women (I'm not stereotyping women, just don't check out guys.. they could be the same) kind of prostitute themselves for blast, bling, etc. Maybe it is me being bitter, young, or somewhat reserved but isn't that pretty much like... "If you spend money to get me this, I will let you see my naked pictures"? What ever happened to women showing respect to themselves? It almost gives right for men to be womanizers as long as they throw a little money around... I mean fubar is an online community which I enjoy being a part of, but it's just sad to see people stooping so low for stuff "online"... I heard the prostitutes in Nevada are struggling, maybe you can go help out there economy instead of selling yourself online. :) /The end

Women Of The Wolf
A healthy woman is much like a wolf, strong life force, life-giving, territorily aware, intuitive and loyal. Yet seperation from her wildish nature causes a woman to become meager, anxious, and fearful. The wild nature carries the medicine for all things. She carries stories, dreams, words and songs. She carries everything a woman needs to be and know. She is the essence of the female soul... With the wild nature as ally and teacher, we see not through two eyes only, but through the many eyes of intuition. With intuition we are like the starry night, we gaze at the world through a thousand eyes. It does not mean to lose one's primary socializations. It means quite the opposite. The wild nature has a vast integrity to it. It means to establish territory, to find one's pack, to be in one's body with certainty and pride, to speak and act in one's behalf, to be aware, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition, to find what one belongs to, to

Women And Heart Attacks
Subject: Women and Heart Attacks. Important to read. Could save your life Subject: Fwd: Women and Heart Attacks Passing this on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FEMALE HEART ATTACKS I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart attacks (Myocardial infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack...you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we see in the movies. Here is the story of one woman's experience with a heart attack. 'I had a completely unexpected heart attack at about 10:30 pm with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might've brought it on. I was sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with my purring cat in my lap, reading an i

Women
A POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS Someone will always be Prettier. Someone will always be Skinnier. Someone will always be Smarter. Some of their Houses will be Bigger. Some will drive a Better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes, might be lonely. And the word says, 'If I have not Love, I am nothing.' So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, 'I am too Blessed to be Stressed . . . . and. . . . too Anointed, to be Disappointed!' 'Winners make things happen Losers let things happen.' Be 'Blessed' Ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman.

Women's Ass Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Women Need To Answer This!!!
So I am sitting here at work and i got caught up in a conversation with a couple of women who were talking about their sex lives. One of the women had confessed that no man has ever made her cum. She said that she has no problem making herself cum. I have heard several women say this same thing. So now I ask, what is it that is going on that no man has made some women come? Is it a physical aspect? Is it a mental aspect? Where is the break down? Is it the men? Is it the woman? DISCUSS!

Women Golfers
Who Says Women Golfers are at a disadvantage to men? Matching lavender outfit: $2000 New pair of French sunglasses: $100 NIKE products Endorsements: $10,000,000 Having that 'special place' to hold your putter . . PRICELESS!

Women A Question Should Men Or Shouldn't They?
Good Morning. How about a short missive this am. One that everyone can participate in. Ok here is the deal. There is a company that makes footwear for women called crocs however…it seems some men wish to not be left out………because I have seen them on some men…My take on this is this: Men stick to sandals and leave the rubber footwear to the women. I realize that crocs also produce items like flip flops and a softer sandal……but come on guys wear a manlier shoe or wear nothing! What’s your take? A huge hug assorted pats due to the skin crawling G-feeling Mart

Women Arrested In Sex Competition
Women arrested in sex competition Mon Jul 14, 8:58 AM ET ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday. Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said. The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said. The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior. In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece's most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene. Around 15 million people -- a fifth of them British -- visit the eastern Mediter

Women Over 30
This is for all you girls 30 years and over ... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!..... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of

Women And Heart Attacks
Women and heart attacks (Myocardial infarction). Did you know that women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack ...you know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we see in the movies. Here is the story of one woman's experience with a heart attack. 'I had a heart attack at about 10 :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one would suspect might've brought it on. I was sitting all snugly & warm on a cold evening, with my purring cat in my lap, reading an interesting story my friend had sent me, and actually thinking, 'A-A-h, this is the life, all cozy and warm in my soft, cushy Lazy Boy with my feet propped up. A moment later, I felt that awful sensation of indigestion, when you've been in a hurry and grabbed a bite of sandwich and washed it down with a dash of water, and that hurried bite seems

Women
women um women are retarded they either love ya or hate ya women i cant stand them for one most cheat on their men thinking they doing the same some cases its true but some that aint true you know men have feelings too they might not show it like us women do but they do and they get hurt just like we do they dont share it or anything but it does hurt them when a women is not faithful so they ditch us and then they just become players because they dont want to get hurt anymore and another thing women are bitches they get in a arguement and they fight and hold grudges men they say they are gonna kick some ass but then they are friends the nest couple of days

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a wom

Women Marines
Women Marines In secret, Lucy Brewer became the first woman to serve in the Marine Corps. Disguised as a gung-ho man, she served in the Marine Detachment aboard the USS Constitution during the War of 1812. Over 100 years later on 12 August 1918, the Secretary of the Navy granted authority to enroll women for clerical duty in the Marine Corps Reserve. The next day, Opha M. Johnson enlisted and became the first official Woman Marine. During the remainder of World War I, 305 women enlisted to "free a man to fight." Over 20 years later during World War II, roughly 1000 officers and 18,000 enlisted women served, led by Col. Ruth C. Streeter. During the last year of the war, all available male Marines were battling the Japanese in the Pacific. In their absence, Women Marines represented over half of the personnel at Marine Corps bases in the continental United States. A year after the end of the war, the Marine Corps retained a small nucleus of Women Marines in a postwar reserve. Bu

Women Takes A Lover
One day the lover is over at the womens house and they are upstairs making love. A little while later little Johnny comes home unexpectedly and finds the mother and lover in bed. So little Johnny goes into the bedroom closet to watch. A short time later, the husband comes home unexpectedly and the wife tells the lover to get in the closet. After a few moments little Johnny speaks out and says to the lover, "Dark in here isn't it?", to which the stunned lover replies, "Yes it is". Little Johnny says, 'You know I have a baseball." The lover says, "Thats nice." Little Johnny says "Would you like to buy it", the lover says "Not really". Little Johnny says "You know my daddy is outside". The lover says "Ok how much?". Little Johnny says 20 dollars and the lover says "20 Dollars!", and then remembers his situation and pays him. Couple of weeks later, the women has the lover over again and they are upstairs making love when little Johnny comes home unexpectedly. He sees them in be

Women's Answer To Blond Jokes Lmao
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Women Nd Why They Do The Things They Do
so folks this is my first blog nd more will be coming but but for now i am goin to say i hate women sumtimes due to the fact tht when you marry them evrything changes nd than when you decide to get a divorce they act like a total bitch constantly jumping down your throat to get the papers nd then you try nd they refuse to give u information tht will help get it done quicker nd than they make you wait until u see them to even do nesing so they can piss u off i mean i understand tht you ladies hate it when you lose the one you love but when you both agree to it cuz u know it aintngoing to work out between you two the least you can do is give them what they need so they can be filed nd the divorce takes two mnths nd than your are done but why you drag it out i have yet to understand but one day i will figure it all out so i hope you ladies understand tht i aint trying to be mean i am jus stressed with my ex pulling wat she pulling

Women Stop Ur Bitchin!! Lol
OK , I KEEP SEEING THESE WOMEN WITH THEIR TITS HANGIN ALL OUT FOR ALL TO SEE N SHIT THEN YA HEAR THEM COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MEN THAT JUST STARE AT THEIR TITS........ WELL, EHEM, HELLOOOOOOO DORKETTES!!...... QUIT PUTTIN THEM OUT THERE AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBEEEEEEE THOSE MEN *WILL* FIND YOUR EYES INSTEAD OF YOUR TITS!! DUHHHHHHHHHH : HERE'S YOUR SIGN! : LMAOOO!!

Women Are Beautiful
Women are beautiful, from their hands, to their smiles, to their feet, from the way their hair falls at the side of their ear. Women are beautiful from the way they wear their hair, putting things in it, styling it, painting it. Women are beautiful from the shoes they choose to wear, from how their toes look cute, and from how their heels are sexy. Women are beautiful from how they close their eyes to kiss you, and how they open them so you can see their soul. Women are beautiful from the color of their eyes and how they shape their eyebrows. Women are beautiful from the way they carry themselves, to the attitude in their confidence. Women are beautiful from their smile when they are happy to their smile when they are flirting. Women are beautiful from the clothes they wear to the way they take off certain pieces of clothing just to tempt you. Women are beautiful from how they do their nails to how they touch you ever so soft. Women are beautiful from the perfume they wear to the way t

Women Of The World
I respect women, real lady types. Just trying to be honest. I admire thier enthusiasm;creativiy;passion;desire and envy how much effort put in and specifically how much pleasure they get out. You are unique creatures no doubt, I thank God everyday for you, i couldn't have fantasies without you, seriouslly I know we men need you, men won't tell you this unless they are a newlywedd or are one of the smarter section of the male species. I hate that the wrong men left many women emotionally and physically scared for life, and I need not go in to detail, you males know who you are. You women have turned against us and I don't blame you, I feel like I am responsible. I have my own demons I hide in the closet but to me they are not extreme yet still they are wrong, so I am not the perfect guy but I am sensitive;compassionate;loving;forgiving;understanding but even with that under my belt I believe all men should utilize these qualities frequentlly or even better that these other similar charc

Womens B J Etiquette
BLOW JOB ETIQUETTE ( BY A WOMAN )PT1 JOKE 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls - if your that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair

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Let me start by saying I like tits and ass as much as the next guy BUT!I see a lot of pretty women on fubar who are so beautiful but cheapin them selfs for the entertainment of total strangers.Where has the self esteem of women gone? I dig the whole its for fun and points thing but ladys, a real man needs more then big boobs and a nice ass to be happy and kept.Not everyone is here to find that special some one and thats cool to...I just wonder if women realize that to many profiles make me wonder if there are any good women left.And also a lot of dudes are giving good men a bad name with the way they act to.I am not judging anybody this is just one mans opinion so take it as such.I do my share of pumping up fragile ego's here on fubar...but women used to be selfless,family first,faithful to a fault,and of the highest character and moral fiber and men used to admire that about women...and maybe its all mens fault as usual...but I know for me,I miss the days when more women could be look

Women Drivers
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are. This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important cal

Women's Safety Tips
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were > interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and > here are some interesting facts: > > 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim > is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman > with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can > easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a > woman with long hair . Women with short hair are not > common targets.. > > 2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will > look for women who's clothing is easy to remove > quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically > to cut clothing. > > 3) They also look for women on their cell > phone, searching through their purse, or doing other > activities while walking because they are off-guard and can > be easily overpowered. > > 4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early > morning, between 5: 00a.m. And 8:30a.m. > > 5) The number one place women are abduct

Women
Okay maybe I am a moron. Maybe I am a clutz but I can not figure women out at all. I fell in love tryed giving her everything I was but it didnt seem like enough. Now she is sayin its over and while I support her desicion I dont wanna. Can anyone out there tell me why it all falls apart. I am non violent and a loving and caring person. It just didnt seem like enough for her.

Women That Makes Attention To Them Selfs
What is it with the women on fubar posing nude pic of them self. That is sad don't get me wrong I figure hell if you want to show your body off yea im going to veiw it and maybe rate are even commit on it. But i figure there other ways to drew attention other then just showing your ass,breast,pussy off to get notice.I wonder if they think what guys really think about them if they only know then maybe they would think twice about it. Hey commit and tell me what you think.

Women Are From Mars
We all know about the theory that MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS but after careful research we have come to conclusion the facts are not true. We now know the truth and want to share it with all of you. WOMEN ARE FROM MARS AND MEN ARE FROM PEENUS. We have found the leader of Planet Peenus and he has confirmed our findings. As usual please rate all the pictures in the folder and then rate/fan/add all the residents of Planet Peenus. If the resident is already on your friends list please leave a comment telling them you are moving to Planet Peenus where all the fun is. Our Leader has made the official drink of Planet Peenus Vodka & Red Bull so please make sure Our Leader has his share. A drunk leader is a happy leader. THIS IS OUR LEADER Yeahmon™Shadow Leveler Co-Leader{Keeper of Yeahmons Angels}PLEASE READ PROFILE@ fubar RESIDENTS OF PLANET PEENUS Scarlett{Shadow Leveler}{Yeahmon's Angels}~Proud ow

Women & The Rating System
Its Really Sad & Pathetic how if a women rates me a 10 just to get one in return then i return a rating towards them a lower rating then a 10 because i think there lower then a ten they get mad at me & block me & even rate me 1's lol.How childish is that?...I rate people what i REALLY think they are.i rate them on what they say on there profiles to what there photos look like.if i don't think the lady looks good then ill rate her low.i can only rate by looks sense i don't know there personality.Id say about 99% of all members on this site rate blindly.they do it without really paying attention to the actually photo there rating.they do it for all kind of reasons.but mostly for a good rating back to them.Most everyone on this site is looking to be popular more then friends.How many members have you added without ever saying one word to them?...i bet your all guilty of that.its called a FRIENDS! list NOT! a STRANGERS lit.Most everyone has everything ass backwards on this site.

Women Are Strange
Why do you think women go so over board when a male talks sex to them where there on a ADULT! site?...I have also noticed that women aver react to things more then men.Like on the net.why do you think this is?...I'm sure it has something to do with them showing more emotions. ~Michael~

Women Always Know The Difference
A woman can tell, by the way, when you're into it, versus just fucking it. (And there's nothing wrong with just fucking it, but GOD, there's nothing like someone having to stop repeatedly and breathe while softly rubbing your bottom with both palms, then swallowing deeply and pounding it twice before having to stop again..." And I thought just how true this is. So many men just fuck and don't really feel the pleasure of it, nor do they extend that sensation by giving back to the other person. Sometimes men just masturbate using a woman's body instead of their hand, and believe me, us women ALWAYS know the difference...

Women, No Matter How They Look, Can Always Get Laid
Now, you hear some guys talk that they will never have sex with a fat girl, or an ugly girl, and so on. They think they are just the biggest player on the face of the planet, and all the good looking, thin and curvy women want to be with them. However, when those same guys start getting desperate to get laid or to any kind of action, guess who they go to, ugly or fat women. Yes, everyone, I said it. For years, I have believed in this subtle fact, no matter how a girl looks or acts, she will never have a problem in getting laid. I'm serious, in fact, I know a lot of girls that are pretty ugly in my opinion, and they don't have a problem at all having sex. Honestly, I think a girl that is ugly or fat has an easier chance of getting laid than, say, a handsome, muscular guy. And too, if that muscular guy gets desperate on getting laid, he will turn to the fat or ugly girl for sex. However, it seems that once the deed gets done, he will turn around and deny it ever happening. I hav

Women
(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing:This is the calm before the storm.This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Women's Hair Removal
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I

Women, Dating, Lunacy, And General Dysfunction.
a lil delayed but here it is........... Well I’ll start this off with a disclaimer. This is a rant, from one perspective…perhaps an insight into the male mind. The names have been changed in the interests of everyone involved. I will not answer questions as to who is who…I will not field emails saying “Is so and so me???!!” Don’t like it??......STOP READING RIGHT HERE!!! There is no time order to any of this….nothing is chronological. I guess I’ll start will “Sally” Sally is a single mom with a checkered past…(I know who isn’t???). VERY dedicated to her kids…..I know a lot of mom’s say this. But DAMM with her I SAW it FELT it and KNEW it through and through. A real credit to motherhood. We had been talking off and on for probably months, the issue of us dating had come up a couple of times and the “time just isn’t right”. But I was her touchstone for almost anything and everything….yes, shuffled off to the friend zone…..where men go to wither and die lol. One night…after a fe

Women
just got to love it when a woman tries to act like a woman. but instead they act childish. still women need to grow the fuck up, and try to remember their goin to be some one that can tell when they are trying to play games with their minds. well it happened yet again this time i seen it coming a mile away. and confronted the little girl. as u see i said little girl. when the hell are people goin to wake up. if u goin to say something to some one it should be true n honest. instead of being told to other guys where u can see it. man people need to grow the fuck up i tell you. thats y guys are the way they are. but im standing true to my word im staying the man i am no matter what person comes around and tries to pull their mind games. stay tune i may post more on this person.

Women
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-." 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice. 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Women In Relationships
Portrait of an Open Marriage by Jenny Block It began with a threesome. And became her key to happily ever after. I was 17 when my sexual education began. "You are responsible for your own orgasm," my boyfriend told me. He was the guy I lost my virginity to, the guy I had my first orgasm with, and the guy whose words would one day become my mantra: I am responsible for my own orgasm. I believe that literally and figuratively. In bed, I play an active role in getting what I want. But I also take charge of getting what I want throughout my sexual life. That's why, along with a husband I adore, I have lovers. My husband agrees with my need to have an open marriage, selfish as it may seem. I know it may sound decadent, or like a throwback to the "free love" of the '60s. But really, for all the hype, "open marriage" is just one of many ways to negotiate love and sex and marriage. We haven't been doing it that long, but it now seems so obvious. Like, "Why on earth didn't we thin

Women; Regarding Men
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it'll get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a whole bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always

Women
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. (Perhaps) If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So….. If you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit." Love and appreciate all the women in your life

Women In Islam
WOMEN IN ISLAM How do women fit into Islam? What is their fate? This has been the subject of many a debate for the believing men and women, is a great reward' this is from surah al azaab, the words of our Lord it can be seen from reading the holy Quran that a woman has some privilege over a man Praying is exempted during menstruation here islam gives women consideration a woman after marriage becomes a wife for nine long months she carries new life during childbirth she is exempted to fast islam is against the burying of girls in the past They can pray at the mosque or even at home they may marry or divorce , its their choice, their own after marriage she can retain her old maiden name and is rewarded for treating all her offspring the same once they are married they should live pious lives and the best men are those who are best to their wives Women can work and lead a happily married life but shouldn't neglect her role as mother and wife a woman for her c

Women To Avoid....
WHY MEN MAY NOT BE HAPPY..HERES WOMEN TO AVOID!!! If your relationships never seem to bring you anything but pain, if "the fucking you get isn't worth the fucking you get," it may simply mean you're choosing witches, bitches, and crazy ladies, and there are a lot of them out there. Contrary to popular belief, the craziest ladies have NOT been in therapy. The ones who are truly crazy stay far, far away from help. Just because you've been involved in go-nowhere, crazy-love relationships with women who've treated you badly doesn't mean you are incapable of sane love. You may have a fatal fascination for the wrong kind of femme fatale. Some women are sexy and attractive and even fun, but it's a big mistake to fall in love with them. Following are the classic types NOT to get serious about (we're going to have a little fun with these caricatures, but there's a lot of cautionary truth in each one): The Deviant At first, the Deviant is a lot of fun, the bad girl down t

Women
Hi ladies. My name is Dylan and I'm a red blooded Irish American Male that loves women and having sex! I know the male sex drive threatens women alot who label us as 'creepy pervs' BUT just because I/we have health sex drives who likes to flirt and look at pictures of breasts and vaginas and booties and beautiful faces doesn't make us sub-human, perverted or disrespectful. Sex is important and I shouldn't be made to feel guilty for being interested in it. I love women. I adore women. Most of my friends are women. I love that your nurturing and kind and strong in the midst of struggle. There's nothing more beautiful and pure than a woman. The very fact that you can drive me crazy with just a look. Women are sexy. Men can't be sexy. Not like a woman can. A woman can just ooze sexuality and cut me at the knees. As far as Fubar goes and I wrote about this in my about me section of my profile is ladies don't be offended if I private message you or shoutbox you to look at your private pics.

Women's Sexual Perspective
We all know that us guys are horny dogs 99% of the time and have no problem telling the whole world what we like sexually. What I don't hear is the the women's sexual perspective. So I must ask you ladies, what turns you on sexually? What physical characteristics in men turn you on? What's your fave position? Is recieving oral sex important? Do you really enjoy giving oral sex? How do you liked to be touched? What style sex turns you on the most? Slow and sensual or fast and rough? Please leave your answers as comments and thanks for participating! ;-)

Women, Get Out And Vote!
Do the right thing get out and Vote! Below is the reason why. Women Win the Right to Vote! United States of America, August 26, 1920 It Started in Seneca Falls, New York Amendment Ratified Last state needed to pass finally acts Tennessee Legislature Passes by One Vote Blame it on Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Lucretia Mott As an American citizen use that right to vote. Have a great day, you will feel better for it… Mart

Women Suck
Women suck and not in a goodway. My ex called me to tell me that she is seeing someone and hes better than I every thought about being. She left her husband moved this guy in and all that. She wouldnt do that for me. This guy drinks, does drugs and likes to beat women, and hes better than me! Now people might understand why I just don't want anything to do with women. That was uncalled for. First off my only flaw is my mental illness, which I wrote a blog about. I dont drink or use drugs, or beat women. I did that my mom would rise up from the grave and get me, along with my grandparets!!!! I just don't get it anymore, and I just give up trying. I will be your friend, I will talk to you, but other than that I am done.......

Women
A Woman is truly amazing.' And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor w ith a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-

Women Over 40
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell

Women's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

Women's Choices
Have you ever noticed that women say "All I want is a man that will love me and treat me with respect" and then they turn down guys that are too old, too ugly, too fat, too skinny, too whatever? Over the years I have watched them turn guys down and hook up with some pretty boy that treats them like dirt. Most of them do not seem to learn from it either, at least not until they get much older. I remember one lady that rejected this guy because he was too old, he did not look the part. After two bad marriages and numerous failed relationships she ended up marrying a guy that could have been a twin to the one she originally rejected; of course by then the original was too old to consider marrying her,lol. Had her standards changed as she aged, or had she just gotten wiser and realized that the older, fatter, thinner, or whatever guy was the one that was most likely to treat her the way she needed to be? At the wedding all I could think of was "What a waste of all of those years and tears"

Womenz
A Bears jacket and fuck-me boots? Just NO. Grrr, I was about to smack some chick for having a horrid fashion sense. American women are just not as sexy as European ones. A lot of whorish, but not sexy. Too bad, some have potential. /random rant off.

Women Over 40
Women Over 40 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and hon

A Women's Poem
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind? 'I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend

Women Over 40 - Andy Rooney Comments
I thought this would lift a few spirits! In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Women Drivers
Women Drivers (I Love This One) This morning on my commute to work, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN !! in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers __._,_.___

Women With Curves!
There really isn't anything in this world as sexy to watch than a beautiful woman with magnificent curves take to a dance floor with a glass of wine in hand and move with a grace only she knows will make a strong man stop and stare and even wish he was her glass. To be held and moved with a flowing grace, and to even touch her lips to have a drink! Yes! I do wish I was your glass

Women And Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. ‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said to her, but in just a few years,my father will die, and I’ll inherit $65 million.’ Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Women Acting As If She Wants More From You
Well I've been focused on one lady, and thought that she was focused on me, we have two hours between us, so it was a small task to see each other, but when time was open, she opted to stay home and "RELAX", so how are we building if I'm not a factor in her free time, a whole week at that, so I've CHOOSE to pertect myself, and wash my hands in that situation, and now I'm looking for any real women to help me understand, was i suppose to just wait until the next time she had free time, when we didnt know when that was ever going to be ,or put my foot down which brought it to an end??? CAN I GET SOME FEED BACK ON THIS LADIES HIT ME UP RATE ME TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME AND THE BLOG......I THINK THAT I'M WORTH A LITTLE SACRIFICE

Women
you know what i hate the very most.... stupid ass women that are never happy or content with what they have always looking for something "better" take my might as well be exwife for instance.... she chose to go out and screw some OLD ASS BEAT UP looking POS and then stole my son on his birthday while my back was turned... now she ran out of state with this guy taking the kids (which didnt even get a decent christmas cause shes a MOOCH) i mean with me she had love and respect... guess that wasnt good enough... though it seems thats never good enough for most women theres always something more they want or as they put it "need" seriously what does money have to do with relationships? i cant say that ALL women are like this but seems that a lot are and its not only women who are like that i will admit that guys are like that too but in this instance im focusing on women (now can they really be called women or just girls?) its really really frustrating that all most women seem to be mo

Women's Motto For 2009
Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. The most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~ might be lonely. And the word says, 'If I have not Love, I am nothing.' So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, 'I am too Blessed to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!' 'Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.' Be 'Blessed' Ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. 'To the world you might be one person, to me you are special!

Women??!! &^%$#
So I have to ask a general question when it comes to women. What the hell is up ya’ll seriously? I’ve talked to numerous women and they explain the qualities that they look for in men. Honor, Humor, Integrity, Loyalty, respect, Apprciation, Protectiveness, Intellegence, and a strong personality. That is until they ACTUALLY get those things. Before anyone goes on the defensive, I am hardly the only one who holds these opinions, this thought, rant, diatribe, what have you is the result of years of personal experience in conjunction with the experiences of several (20+) other men. Is it because they want these qualities, so long as none of this interferes with their own dynamic? This is an impossibility as Honor is an absolute, as is Integrity& Respect and these have a tendency to have a profound effect upon the other qualities. An example: Girl goes through life living one way and encounters nothing but heartache, bad relationships, and broken promises. So She comes up with a s

Women Are Amazing
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Women Are Always The Best!!!!!
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! ------------------------------------------------- WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' ------------------------------------------------- UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by th

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused tocome shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

Women
women are complicated, they tell you one thing, they mean something else, they say they love you, but do they really, they tell you something, but tell others something else, they say call, you call no answer, they say the right things to you, but then dont follow through, what should i do, worry or not worry, you decide, im out. peace all bedrock

Women
Most people that know me are aware of my pathological dislike of women. I am yet to determine where it comes from, but I have a belief that most women are deceitful, conniving creatures that will silently stab you in the back. Mind you, ofcourse, not all of them, and I have met a small handful of ones that I adore. But that is rare, and I trust men much more than I trust women. Scratch that out...I distrust them less than women. At least you know that if a guy tells you he thinks you are smart, he is trying to say that he wants to see your boobs. In case of women, I dont even know what to believe and what to not believe. Cunts

Womens’ Top 10 Sexual Fantasies
What are your thoughts?? Keep in mind that fantasies are a normal and healthy part of our sexuality. They are either taken from past experiences or may even be entirely imaginary. Sometimes these fantasies are taboo, or socially unacceptable, therefore they are only available through fantasy. But as you'll figure out today, the modern woman marvels at sex and sexuality. 10. Strangers in the night Many women relish the idea of meeting up with a mystery man and going to some no-name motel with him for a wild night of uninhibited sex. Sometimes women feel like the only people they can truly let loose with are strangers simply because they won't be judged. And who cares anyway? They'll probably never see the beautiful stranger again. Francine divulged her perspective, "The idea of sharing a passionate night with a stranger and behaving like a sexual predator doesn't just sound inviting; it sounds delicious. And leaving after we're done without even knowing each other's names

Women ....
we are filled with a longin for the wild, there are few antidotes for this yearning we are taught to feel shame for such a desire. we grew our hair long and used it to hide our feelings but the shadow of Wild Woman still lurks behind us during our days and our nights. no matter where we are the shadow that trots behind us is definitely our wild untamed self. embrace it let the strong side come forth beware men for this one can be a challenge question for you are u up for it or are u turning tail an running

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a

Women
"A Texas Wife" Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his ar

Women Beware! This Could Happen To You !!
Read carefully, I have been a victim of this. So beware, it could happen to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was hor

Women Or Cunt You Choose
OK HEADS UP MY SEXY FRIENDS AND FAMILY.. BEWARE OF THIS CRACKHEAD SHE SOLE MONEY FROM HER DISABLED MOTHER.. i wouder if she FEELS like a women or a cunt?lovin life 24-7@ fubarJUST A LIL NOTE TO YOU CUNT WHAT COMES AROUND GOSE AROUND

Women Number Ones
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Mal

Women’s Rules For Men
ok to be fair... I am also putting these up... Women’s Rules for Men I. Primary Rules 1.The female always makes The Rules. 2.The Rules are subject to change without prior notification. 3.No male can possibly know all The Rules. 4.If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5.The female is never wrong. 6.If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7.If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8.The female may change her mind at any time. 9.The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female. 10.The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time. 11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12.The male is expected to mind read at all times. 13.The male who does not abide by Th

Women's Rules For Women On Dealing With Men
I just new there was some kinda training going on... Women's Rules For Women on Dealing With Men 1.Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2.Be ambigious. Always. 3.Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault. 4.Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or weeks ago. Get mad when they don't remember. 5.Make them apologize for everything. 6.Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them. 7.Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks. 8.Play Alanis Morissette's "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them. Smile. 9.Look them in the eye and start laughing. 10.Cry. 11.Get mad at them for everything. 12.Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm. 13.Hold grudges. 14.Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply. 15.When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value. 16.Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trig

Women, Art, Inteligent Conversation
I scan through your faces, your breasts, your legs, and your nests, visible through a square on my desk. I see your eyes, your nose, your thighs, your Ohs! and I wonder is this a new form of art? Can it be says he who wonders aloud that this collection of people without frame or wall to be hung, could represent the futures results of a brush, some talent and some time? Or is it just how I appreciate what I see that makes it art? I find beauty in almost everything, sometimes the beauty screams at me like a lost child, sometimes like its on fire. Scream at me I demand your attention! Look at me Im a freshly dolloped flow of paint, I am beautiful you scream, look at me, I am art...and I am in love. My first love was art, my second was sleep...love me art for I love you with open heart and mind. It is you who makes my heart beat....art.

Women
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave Her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave Her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave Her the sensitivity to Lo

A Women Should Not Tell A Man Her True Feeling
a women should not tell a man her true feeling we are so sensitive all we want is to be love we don't want to be used when we get close or feel self we start telling a man our true feeling BIG,BIG mistake i notice when we do that a man head get big,and chest out they think they have us where they want us when a man tell us about there feeling half the time it not the truth they got habit telling us what we want to hear for them it not the truth but when we tell them how we feel we be telling the truth a man eats it us when we do that a women should not tell a man her true feeling

Womens Seduction
First I would spend some quality time talking and getting to know each other I would change into a sexy black frilly mini skirt with high heels and sexy top and have some drinks and be listening to some good music. I would then dance and be a bit booted and dance in front of you. Sexily turn so you can see my bum moving good. Slowly I'd turn around and smile and start to strip my top off. Next my shoes and stockings come off. Opening my legs and showing you my sexy G string. Slowly pulling it across and slide my fingers in and pushing them in deep. Next I will put my head back and groan for you. Now telling you to get out your member and slowly stroke it while you watch me open myself and finger myself for a while. I'd come over to you so you can grab my ass and pull my pussy close to your face. Licking me real good and fingering me at the same time. This would make me buckle with pleasure. Moving my hips slowly I'd go down on my knees and take your cock and hold and admir

Women Love Playing Head Games:
Why is it tHaT some women feel tHaT sucking dick is oso wrong... BuT ckum 2 find out tHeY all love getn tHeY pussy ate... I dOnT Ge₮ it I thought who ever u with or whatever u doin its a 50/50 thang u feel me shyt should be kept equal... ä₮ all tymes except when we ä₮ dinner ŁΘŁ or its ckums down 2 living together ŁΘŁ I'lL pick up most of tHe slack with dem bills an rent an all ckuz ima man an any otha man should... lmao BuT yall women gotta stop with them *HEAD GAMES* its just not fair P.S. Holla ä₮ me

Women
I am no expert by any means on women. .That being said, as I look at this site, and others like it, I see something in common...there are some really interesting, and attractive women out there, but because their photos, or profiles, or both, deem them to be "thick", a majority of men will pass them by, unless they are showing 98% of their skin and THEN they'll comment. My question to that is...why? I'm by no means a small guy. I'm over 6 feet tall, and about 260 lbs. For me personally, a girl who is 5'2 or 5'3 and weighs 105 lbs just...doesn't do it for me. And for the love of God...stop all the tanning, fake baking or otherwise, and yes, I'm smart enough to know when that blonde isn't your natural hair color. News flash...not all men want that 5'3 105lb blonde haired tan girl. We may be hard to find, but we're out there. Personally, give me the friend that the blonde haired girl brought along to make herself feel better who is sitting in the corner and is 5'3 and 160+. She's

Women With Walls
walls woen have walls how xan a man break down the walls i can sy aything i want ell her whit i think she wants to hear but the wall remains she tells me we are moving forward but it is at a snails pace she lives away and it is up to her to come to me how can i possibly turn the table i can feel the most incredible feeling when we are togeather it feels so right but oh the going is slow coments elp appreciated thanx all

Women's Ass Size
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world

A Women
I see this Women Clad in dark, indigo denim and my entire, Accumulative Ambition as a male. The final abyss, Land of good company And the only home for me, Should be a sight mediocre when compared to this beauty (To put Beauty to shame). Honestly, it is a scientific fact that the sun rises each day only So that we may see this Morning Star and sets only so that we may not go blind from staring too long. My eyes afire, she walks about as the Love-child of sensuality and desire and the World trembles like the very earthquake that will swallow us all. She saunters and envy spreads Like the plague Across rivers, Oceans, Mountains, Continents (And in my more lubricated dreams, My bedroom); Filling the amber fields, Salty, blue water, And women everywhere. Clouded, Confused, We low folk with female attractions Must struggle with unfathomably strong desires and not nearly enough room in our pants as makes comfortable to sit (Though no one could help us if we were to stand). Her hips, Giver

Women
Women are Emotional They care more about how they feel than how they think. Generally, women tend to be less logical than men. (That’s why laughter is extremely important and why good humor works on them most of the time.) Have you ever seen females giggling nonstop at some other men’s jokes which aren’t funny to you at all? Did you find yourself thinking, “Hey, that joke wasn’t funny at all…what’s wrong with her?” See? You were using logic. Whatever can amuse a particular woman is funny. Period. Focus on the emotional effect on women, not logical effect. What delivers emotion? Not words themselves, but pictures these words create. In order to make a woman feel you need to send mental pictures to her mind. Use very descriptive and evocative language to make her feel amused. Women interpret humor differently and laugh for different reasons. And most women are easily disturbed by ideas that they are not used to. It’s a natural se

Women And Videogames
So yeah I've begun to notice that a lot of women on Fubar treat it like a videogame..lol, I mean this site just like myspace, twitter and all that other shit is a social networking site where u can meet other people and chat, now I'm not saying chatting with sumone gives u the obligation to meet with them, but i see alot of woman that are just here to get cherry bombed, blinged, fudrunk, and to level and they can give a crap about networking with anyone at all. And my favorite is the "R/F/A and i will get u back...so u go head and do it and get nuthing back. OH NO...my real favorite is the "hey can i see yoru nsfw's? sure after you bling me" LOLOLOL WOW!! that one is priceless!!! hmm wait a minute, that reminds me of sumone, lets see help me out people, who sells either there body or pictures of them naked for money....hmmm, that's right whores!! LOLOLOLOL No disrepect to any woman inparticular but if you were offended by this then you should prolly check yourself first b4 backlashing

Women
I don't understand why intelligent HOT women either stay or back to a situation where they are being abused . I recently had a friend call me in the middle of the night to ask me to pick her up. When I asked why she said her boyfriend had beat her up and kicked her out. When I got there she was at the road in her pajamas. Her face was already swollen, I told her she needed to call the cops she told me no she deserved it. The next day I took her to buy cloths and other stuff she needed. While we where at the store her BOYfriend called and left a message asking was I enjoying his woman IT WAS EXPLICIT sexually. I then asked her how he got my number she told me she had called him to ask to come back. I knew I was in over my head so I called a friend of mine who is a HCSD officer. WE went to his house and he bragged to the cop that he beat her because she overcooked his macaroni. HE went to jail lucky for him. My friend wanted me to take her to see him of course I said NO. When he got out

Women
I LOVE women I've never met a women I couldn't love, some I didn't like but that's another story. I've been to seventeen countries I have enjoyed meeting many people. I have been places under the worst conditions imaginable. The one thing I've noticed is it is the women who are trying to make things better. I was in Iran when it was ruled (and I use that word lightly RAPED was more like it)by the Shah the men that you saw where trying to make women back into slaves. The women were out getting food or any thing else their families needed any way they could. You have to realize that if they got caught talking to a man outside their homes the men that they were getting food for would stone them. In Chad we would go into a village and find the women in their section of the mosque, the men would be hiding, the unmarried ones would be standing in a pool of blood from having their clits cut off so they couldn't enjoy sex with us infidels. These same women would come to us begging for food (se

Women And Roses
some men think roses is a silly thingsome think its a women thingand most of them kinda hate rosesbut why??roses are very softvery nice to start the day withsmell soo nicefeel so soft and nicehave all different colors and shapesall kind of sizesthey also rest at night and close at them selvesthey also have thornes to protect them selvesits amazing the resemblense between roses and womenall above would be the same if i am describing a ladyand what kind of man on earth doesnt like ladies[sorry fags no pun intended]so yes my friends i love roses--------------------------------W.B: FM

Women Of Fubar Beware Of This Man!!!
ok ladies i am going to tell you all the truth about a man here on fubar named dalreace a.k.a. his real life name is richard. first and foremost i will start out like this.he is a predator of women and he is a rapist and beater of women.he has held a close friend of mine hostage and in fear of her life and the lives of her children.he has a rap sheet in the state of missouri for domestic assualt and sexual assualt on different women.i urge all of you women here on fubar to block him if he tries to contact you and warn other women of the things he has done,so this way he can't harm any other women ever.PLEASE LADIES I BEG YOU HELP KEEP OTHER WOMEN ON THIS SITE SAFE FROM MEN LIKE HIM.i am posting a link at the bottom of this so you all can see what he looks like. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2825477&i=2082780276&albumid=1632644" target=_blank>http://b.pca1.fubar.com/77/45/2825477/tn_2082780276.jpg" border=0> [ fubar.com photo: 2082780276 ]

Women
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots

~women And Drinks~
Drinks That Reflect Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! SevenNew York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink:

Women's Dictionary
Women's Dictionary Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting

Women's Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system... Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyline

Women's Questions
Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask... There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really

Women Are The New Man
Women are the new men For far too long, we have allowed the male species to assume that they rule the world. That they are somehow more essential to us breathing oxygen than vice versa But the fact of the matter is that pussy, not dick, controls everything under the sun. Men will rob, steal, cheat, murder and even go to war over pussy. They still do not think we do not realize it. The days of women taking any kind of bitchassness from men are over. We are independent, successful, brilliant, and a thousand times more essential than them. Fuck a man shortage Fuck bowing down and submissive. We will do what we want, when we want, and no one will tell us any different.

Women
Just came back from harassing my dad for food, and he told me a following joke: An American, French and Russian women are talking about their husbands. An American woman goes: -Right after John and I got married, I told him: "Don't even expect me to do any housework, I'm not going to. So...I didnt see him for 4 days, and when he came back, he brought back a truck full of house appliances. So now we have a dishwasher, cooking aides, washing machine, et to do everything for me." Then the French woman goes: -Right after I married Francois, I told him: "I'm not gonna do any housework, don't even ask for it. So...I didnt see him for 4 days, and when he came back, he brought a hot young woman to do all the housework. So now she does everything for me." The Russian chimes in: -Right after Ivan and I got married, I told him: "I"m not gonna do any housework, dont even ask for it. So...I didnt see him for 4 days, and when on a 5th day my eye finally opened, I started doin all the

Women Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY. There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Women (and All Men Over 30)this Baby Face Has A Lot To Learn!!!
Hello my fubar friends, ok, I don't know how to invert it so start reading this conversation from the bottom. Donedeal lives near me and has asked me out before but I said no. The main reason has nothing to do with his age but his immaturity. So he comes back after a few months and wants me to go out with him. I didn't catch the beginning of the conversation online but that is the gist. When I say "prove me wrong" i'm asking him to prove me to be wrong in deleting him as a friend originally. all you women, take up for our "older men" (if you're over 30 i'm talking about you,lol.) And all you "older men" take up for yourselves. Here's the conversation, it starts at the point I begin to remember who he is...remember to start at the bottom. The wishy washy stick he's referring to is men over 30's cocks, lol. $safe_uid_dname@ fubar Donedeal: block->Donedeal: look, I didn't ask you to come here and hit on me, be nice, or get lost, and if you don't do one or the other I'll bl

Women Don't Like Sexual Men
Why Don't women like men that only want sex?..ain't it still a compliment to want someone for just there body & not their minds?...means they think your good enough to want you for at least something.I sure wish men & women could close the sexual game closer to 50/50.so theres not so many fights over it.i have control over both my heads but i was just curious is all.

Women Of Fubar Magazine
WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN BEING IN A WOMEN OF FUBAR MAGAZINE ? I AM LOOKING INTO MAKING SUCH A MAGAZINE FOR ALL YOUR FU-LOVERS. BUT I FIRST NEED TO KNOW WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN BECOMING ONE OF THE LADIES OF FUBAR. AND IF THIS WORKS OUT WELL THEN I WOULD MAKE A MEN OF FUBAR MAGAZINE.....LET ME KNOW....THANKS FOR READING

Women And Their Sexual Desires
this is how i feel when i am with a man i can teach them how to make me cum 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for men..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier

Women
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! ________________________________ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished t

Women
Ways to make her happy 1. Talk to her as long as she wants you to, whether your tired or not. 2. Take long walks with her. 3. Leave little notes laying around telling her how much you care. 4. Make her favorite dinner, if you dont know how learn. 5. Watch the sunset with her. 6. Take the time to compliment her, most men don't. 7. Blind fold her AFTER you have made reservations for a nice restaurant and do not take it off till you sit her down. 8. Bring home flowers because its a day she is in your life, You dont need a reason. 9. Invite her parents over for dinner even if you cant stand them. 10. Write her a poem, changing a few words is not writing one. 11. Tell her how much you care. 12. Take her away for the weekend and dont tell her anything but dont make plans. 13. Give her a massage. NOT a sexual one. 14. Take the time to see what her interests are. You dont have to like them just know what she likes. 15. Talk to her about everything you can. 16. If she

Women, Of Course... And Life.
I give. That's it. Seriously. I've been a nice guy for far too long and I've been screwed over one time too many. I used to be a trash-talking asshole who got slapped every day for the fucked up things he said at random. I'd changed that because I wanted to see if being a nicer, more clean-cut individual would score me any points in the women department. I will say this. I was better off being the old me. I will be the old me again. I've been screwed over by too many women, had my heart trampled, been trapped in meaningless and unhealthy relationships... It's not worth it. Not by a long shot. Maybe there are women out there that are worth the change. Maybe there's a woman out there for me that I'll want to clean up my act for. Until I find her, I'm going to be the raunchiest asshole whore I can be. Why? Because the bitches that I've been involved with for the past few years are the type that give women as a whole a bad name. Save for a few friends who have helped me out o in the hardes

Women Are Like Apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they just seek the spoiled apples from on the ground. The apples that aren't as good, but easy to get. Sadly the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality, they're amazing, They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree, and see.

Women's English.....
"Yes" = No "No"= Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "We need to talk" = I need to complain "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. "Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead] "Do

Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

Women’s Shoes – Not Necessarily Expensive
A pair of new shoes might not cure a broken heart or soothe a tension headache but they will relieve the symptoms and chase away the blues’ –these words were written by the famous Fashion critic, Holly Brubach. Well this statement reflects that shoes are of immense importance and they are an integral part of fashion. The origin of women shoes dates back to B.C years. In some parts of the world, they are a symbol of status. ... Carlos Santana Shoes Baby Phat Shoes Sperry Shoes Mudd Shoes Anne Klein Shoes

Women
I thought I had women figured out, well at least one. She tells me that she want to be with me. I continue to be nice to her and wait on her to get things in her life straight. Seems like that is a snowball's chance in hell. I am just not going to let it get to me. Women Suck! not just one, All women. From this day on I must take a woman's word as one would take that of a habitual liar, not very trustworthy! I MUST LIVE UP TO MY SCRENE NAME, "THE TIN MAN"

Women
ok, so I think that most women feel so much pressure from society to look and act a certain way, that the majority find it easier to just fit in, no matter how NOT them it is, rather than be different. only the truly strong women out there will take the chance of being different. The majority of women are middle grounders who prefer to go with the flow rather than to actually be ourselves and be noticed. what if people notice the things we don't WANT them to see? is it worth the risk? I think so. out flaws make us perfect in who we are... (h)

Women Are Bad People...
I submit that men are better people than women, and I'll give you an example. Now this is only one example, I may come up with more later I haven't given it that much thought yet, but I've been drinking so here we go. Should a man have sex with a woman and for some reason slights her in some way she will proceed to tell all her friends about how small this gentleman's penis is any many laughs will be had at his expense. Now I don't know if they think they are trying to tell us something that we don't know by making fun of our size, but I'm here to tell you, I know exactly how small my penis is because I've measured it. I know the size and have come to terms with it, now a woman will never know the size of her vagina because guys will never tell them because we're good people.

Women.....
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. Soooooo, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit............Just sayin

Women Generally Complain About One Minute Men....
Okay ... I think you guys can see where I may be heading with this one.... This is something that scorns me on here. I am going to complain about something new... and it's gonna be 2 shoutbox line women. You guys know you are out there. the ones who when I say " Hi" and then follow up with "How's it going?" . I consider it kind of lucky that I get a hi back in between the 2, or .. I am doing fine... I try to take conversation further (In a non perverted manner since I do believe I should speak to people like human beings and not as some pet or animal), and nothing after. I see eventually that I am talking to myself. I just think a lot of women on here really need to call their proctologist and have their heads removed out of their own asses. Not every man on fubar wants to ask how big your tits are or ask to see you on cam or is willing and able to part with money for the cause of you showing them your tits. Just because some fucking neanderthal who can't even use proper gr

Women Genital Cutting Is Horrible
Female genital cutting From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Female genital mutilation (FGM), also known as female genital cutting (FGC), female circumcision or female genital mutilation/cutting (FGM/C), is any procedure involving the partial or total removal of the external female genitalia or other injury to the female genital organs "whether for cultural, religious or other non-therapeutic reasons." The term is almost exclusively used to describe traditional or religious procedures on a minor, which requires the parents' consent because of the age of the girl. When the procedure is performed on and with the consent of an adult it is generally called clitoridectomy, or it may be part of labiaplasty or vaginoplasty.[2]HYPERLINK l "cite_note-2"[3]HYPERLINK l "cite_note-3"[4] It also generally does not refer to procedures used in gender reassignment surgery, and the genital modification of intersexuals. FGC is practiced throughout the world, with the practice concentrated most heavily i

Women And Their Uncontrolible Need To Make All Around Them As Fucked Up As They Are???
Why do women feel the need to take all of their pent up aggression through out the day, and then come home and make your life a fucking living hell.? Do they find some sort of comfort in watching someone in a great mood be driven down by insults and nasty looks. Shecome up with another reason find another find s done it to me twice and there wont be a third. My truck packs in less than the time it takes my wife to find another way to make me the asshole. ONCE MORE........ AND IM GONE 1 min ago

Women's Love Poem
Women's Love Poem; Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem; I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

A Womens Strengths
A women has amazing strengths. She can deal with stress & carry heavy burdens. She smiles when she feels like screaming, She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she is happy & laughs when she is afraid, But her love is always unconditional. But there is only one thing wrong with her she forgets what she is worth. If u care or even love her remind her once in a while

Women And Body Art...
I have been observing, that almost everywhere I go, women and teens have tattoos. When I was growing up, even in the city, girls just didn’t get tattoos…or if you did have one, it was hidden. I never seen one that I would like for myself, nor thought it was the right thing for me. To each their own, I say, if you like it, then that is your choice but have always thought it was interesting to another’s art choice. Now I feel like I am one of the few, who is not sporting this body art…It makes me wonder, do these young girls, get them, just because their friends are doing it??? …and are they really considering that it is a lifetime decision and what do men “really” think of this body art on women?

Women’s Classic Tall Romantic Flower Style Boots
Do you want to give your girlfriend or wife a pair of beautiful special boots? Do you know the Ugg boots has many fashionable style Uggs for women? There are many high quality Ugg boots on sale online. There must be a style right for her taste with an attractive price. This year, women’s classic tall romantic flower is very popular among young chic girls. She’s sure to fall in love with them on the first sight. So this’ll be a very great festival or birthday present, don’t you think so? The genuine Uggs are made from 100% Australian sheepskin what are very comfortable and warm as the sheepskin is providing excellent insulation against the cold, but also absorbs excessive moisture while letting your feet breath. Many people though Uggs can only be worn in winter. In fact that’s not the truth. Because of the excellent air permeability quality, Ugg boots can be worn all the year. Besides the classic tall romantic flower style, any outfit with Women’

Womens Nsfw Comments
ya know I am male so if you have NSFW I am gonna look... but I will admit... 1/2 the reason I look is to what kind of STUPID ass comments that guys make.. I mean ... cmonnnnnnnnnnnn ... do you really think a comment like " I wanna fuck that ass " is gonna impress a girl ? ....rofl... just saying....

Women Can't Drive....
Women Can't Drive and Park For Shit There is allegedly one thing women and blind men have in common: their ability to navigate. Even Google loves this stereotype, tossing back an impressive 75,200,000 hits when we typed in "women can't park." Then there are the supposed differences in the ways women and men get from one parking spot to the next, a practice often referred to as "driving." According to the Hollywood formula, men navigate by compass directions and a stubborn refusal to ask for directions ever, while women get from here to there by using landmarks, a winning smile and a little leg. Tell a woman to turn north, then east and then north again and every sexist comedy writer we polled here at Cracked agreed she'd get turned around faster than a frog in a blender. So, if this ridiculous stereotype were true, then Mother Nature has given men a serious edge in the "getting around" department. But that can't be right, because the decade of the 70s promised us that Mother Natu

Women Are Wimps
Women Are Wimps This is as basic as stereotypes get. Guys are bigger and stronger and traditionally are thought of as the more badass of the sexes. Women are frailer, smaller and prone to the sniffles at the slightest injury. The one exception, of course, is childbirth, when even the weakest woman is an Amazon warrior when it comes to tolerating labor pain that would make a grown man whimper like he just took a paintball shot to the nuts. So call a woman frail, and she'll reply that if men had to give birth, the human race would have died out a long time ago. What Science Says: Women do have a lower pain threshold, but it has nothing to do with toughness. Men simply don't feel pain the same way women do, and what they do feel, they feel a lot less of. Women have more pain receptors in their skin for starters, amplifying their exposure to aches and pains. Researchers believe it might be tied to the presence of GIRK2, a nifty little protein that not only affects pain

Women Love To Talk (and Talk)
Women Love to Talk (and Talk) When it comes to communication, we've all heard that men are from a planet rich in iron oxide and women are from a planet that is full of sulfuric acid clouds, and without the insights of a skilled stand-up comedian or the psychological stylings of Dr. Phil, men and women are doomed to a lifetime of misunderstandings and divorce. Why? Because apparently on Mars telling someone you're fine means all is well; while on Venus saying you're fine is code for "If you don't figure out that I had my bangs cut half an inch before I freakin' point them out to you, I'm going to shiv you with an Ebola soaked nail file." So women love to talk, men keep it bottled up. But that's ridiculous if you think about it long enough. After all, humans are social animals, so if women are the better communicators, then how did they end up as the subjugated sex for like, ever? What Science Says: The areas of the brain responsible for language are over 17 percent larger in

Women See Mauve, Men See Purple
Women See Mauve, Men See Purple A couple is staring at paint samples, the wife enthusiastically discussing the merits of aged ivory over albino Caucasian while the husband starts chewing off his own arm in hopes of escaping this hell where "white" has 30 different names. We're told that men are color impaired, forever mixing black socks with blue ones and refusing to wear salmon red because he's sure it's pink and he's going to get beaten bloody if he is seen wearing it in public. Only deserts are safe for pink polo shirts. Meanwhile, women are allegedly color obsessed, meticulously matching outfits and orgasmically relishing the differences between ecru and so white it's white, which implies that women are not only pretty shallow but kind of nuts as well. What Science Says: The gene for seeing red is only carried by the X chromosome, which puts men at a serious disadvantage for seeing the color spectrum. Color, after all, is defined by our ability to perceive red, green and blue,

Women Are Lightweights....
Women Are Lightweights When Ogden Nash commented that "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker," he was most definitely talking about alcohol as the liquid panty remover. It's supposedly faster and more effective than witty conversation, flowers or even dick jokes. Give a girl a shot of tequila and she'll be a giggling puddle of uninhibited goo the moment it hits her bloodstream, while men can slam back the rest of the bottle and still be ready for anything. What Science Says: It's true, but not for the reason you're thinking, which is most likely body size, right? According to researchers, the real reason why women can't hold their liquor as well as men is because men and women have very different water to fat ratios to their bodies. Men's bodies are made up of about 61 percent water, whereas women average about 52 percent. While this doesn't sound all that important, it basically means that male biology acts like a cheating bastard of a bartender, watering down every drink a guy

Women On Top?
There is one blog I have been avoiding for a very long time, sexism. It has been the hardest thing I have ever tried to write. You see no matter who you are there are certain principles that you just cant escape. For me, being a man, the systemic principles of sexism are obvious. The big problem is knowing that they exist and how do I defeat my own perceptions. Awareness is not just a cute buzzword, its a discipline. I have made it my life’s work to stay a student, never believing that Im a master. Oh sure, there are many men that think they know of the sexist tactics that permeate our planet. But do you? As a man can you pick up on everyone of them? As a man do they directly effect you? Or are we just grasping at straws?So you got the answers? Or is it male privilege that gives you that superior stance? I have been in the workforce, as a manager for over 20 years and there are things I have seen and heard that to this day makes me want to say...damn we men suck! There are prejud

Women And Tattoos
Seriously what is it with women and tattoos, I don't get it. I don't know why some think its sexy cause it just doesn't look good on any women, maybe except for biker chics.. Or maybe some of you women just want that "gangsta lookin appeal, which in that case its understandable lol. Oh well to each their own, carry on.

Women Want What?
I’ve often heard women give a list of characteristics that they want in a man: a sense of humor, ambition, intelligence, being a gentleman, kindness, etc. However, when these women come across men of this caliber, they often aren’t interested, explaining they just don’t “feel it.” Who knows what “it” is and why they aren’t feeling? This used to be utterly confusing to me, nonetheless. Worse yet, if a man approached them and said “Good news! I am all the things you’re looking for; I am funny, ambitious, intelligent and kind,” the women seemed even less interested than before. In dating circles, I’ve learned this and adapted accordingly. Yet sometimes, in some realms, I’ll expect this woman I just met to be different; I will expect this new found golden gem to say what she means and mean what she says and I’ll revert back to the whole “I have the characteristics that you’re looking

Womens Revenge
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

Women And Games
If there's one common issues that run among the single ladies, it's that women hate games. Can't stand the games. Are sick of all the games. You know what? I like games. I'm good at Scrabble. I like Scattergories and Cranium. I play the semi-obscure ones most people have never heard of like Carcassone and Ticket to Ride. I look forward to the day I have a big enough coffee table to set up Arkham Horror. Games are fun and I don't understand why so many people are so forthcoming about their disgust with the pastime. So ladies, don't hate the games. Hate the players.

Women-vs-girls
Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controling. Girls checc you for not calling them. Grown women are too 6usy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to 6e alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the 6ad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you WANT to come home. Girls leave their schedules wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry a6out not 6eing pretty, the right size and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are more than good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' 6it of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying

Women
women want to know.. where have all the good men gone..i can tell you where they all are... with a woman who not only cooks, bakes, cleans, and does laundry. we do not want slaves, but those are the rare women that men are looking for,old fashion and ladylike. and when they find them, they keep them by respecting and caring for them, or at least they should!!!!. you all on the other hand. want to travel( we men see this as you want us to pay for you to go on a trip!!!) you want handsom, well built, wealthy to a degree, so they may buy you clothes and jewelry and pay for bills that "you" made and can"t afford to make. u always say how much you like fine dining..as long as the man will pay for it..because you are too cheap to pay for it yourselves! then you want walks on the beach... i dont know if you noticed... you are in vegas and there are no beaches!!! just a bunch of rocks by the smelly water!!! and the other thing... you want "all that"??? hit a bar and find one!!!! men are not "a

Women
Why is it that women ALWAYS seem to choose the asshole over the nice guy? The controlling prick over the prince? The bad boy image over the guy that seems to genuinely give a shit what they think and feel? Perhaps some women and or other men have some insight as to the reasons for this. I personally wish it wasn't so. For the love of all that is holy or unholy, if you can do better than the nice guy, then do it, but why the hell do they always go worse? Is there some foolish belief that the bad boy can be "tamed"? That he can be "fixed" and made into the nice guy that is claimed to be sought after but never actually gets taken? Is it some foolishness that says "He's not that bad" or "Maybe if I give him a chance, he'll be good to me"? I hate to break it to ya ladies, but that's the reason why good guys are vanishing and the world is filling up with douchebags and pricks and countless other bottom feeders only out to get their dicks wet. Sometimes it just hurts to fuckin

Women Are Ignorant
Why do the majority of women have to act like horses asses?...i left a Status & this GIRL come up on me hating on me lol. I know most men are ass kissers & take girls side even when the female is PROVEN wrong. heres what some stupid fucking cunt sucking bitch posted in my shout. 6:04pmreplyMiLiTaRy B...: ewwwwwwww well you wont get far in here being an ass lol6:05pmreplyMiLiTaRy B...: nice stats downrater lol6:05pmreplyMiLiTaRy B...: and your 1 n now blocked Don't worry, i blocked her sorry ass back lol

Women
Guys let me ask, why can't women just be honest? why do they have to say ya i care for you or i love you, then you find out it's all BS. When guys tell women how we feel or what we really want they say we're insenative or creeps or whatever. HONESTY women you should learn it, it would make the world a better place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Women Of Modified!
Simply put, The Women of Modified, also known as W.O.M has an open admissions policy!!!We do not condemn, judge, or deny you entrance based on your religious beliefs, lifestyle, career, ethnicity, etc... The very definition of being modified is being diverse, so we would never exclude a woman for who she is. To do so, would go against the very thing T.W.O.M believes in. Check us out on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/549237398 Check us out on Facebook also :) Click our like button, we love it ;) http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Women-Of-Modified/147920751906283?ref=ts

Women At The Helm
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The Women Of Fu
She is adored by many Loved by none But she is a lot of fun. Just a face behind the screen A voice on the line Her entity was erased the moment she set foot in this place. Looking and searching for God knows what The mask she wears hides the pain Of the everyday living and the blame. This is her escape from life Sad but true She will never let herself get close to you. She is nobody yet everybody Here teasing you She is the women of Fu.

Women Courses
Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDBy Saturday, November 20, 2010 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday an

Women
Reason #694 I do not like woman and do not get along with most of them: If you mention a quality or "talent" about them you don't like, they usually respond with "Well you're a fat cow." "You're fat." "You're ugly." etc. Me telling you I think you have a crappy personality or you can't sing e.g., is no reason to attack my looks. Yeah, I'm not anorexically thin, I apologize. *eye roll* Thanks for pointing it out to me.

Women
After glancing at "Irate Women" Parts 1 & 2, and saying to myself 'there is no fucking way I'm going to read all of that shit' it occurred to me that no one else is, either. If they did they'd realize 1st and foremost that I detest the Heterosexual ideal that "the man" hauls his burly ass out the door and brings home a big ole buck for the wife and kids to eat while the woman tends the garden, bakes bread and bends over for the guy as a reward for his Hard work, that whole schlemiel to me is people imitating animals because they're too fucking lazy and stupid to use their Powers of Creation to make an interesting life for themselvesSo to make a long story short - I can't marry you because I already am and I can't afford to keep you as a mistress, nor pay you for any kind of sex or sex related thing not even $2 a minute so I can cum watching you on cam. So now you're probably thinking well what the fuck are you doing on here ... are you a faggot or what? Read my profile

Women
5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN. (1) FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING - means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED. (3) GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, DO NOT DO IT. (4) WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU. (5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

Women Think Of Everything
Women Think of Everything!! An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. ---To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?'The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'And you know me

Women
‎2 women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!!!

Women & Body Issues
(Read this when I was looking up women with weight issues. Depression over women that is skinny and physically beautiful, this was written by a man to us ladies) Dear Ladies, Don't hate on the exterior of another woman's beauty. Just thank the Lord for whatever good exterior attributes that youve been blessed with. All men are different, we like different attributes. You dont have to strive to be like the images you see in the media. Im not saying that the images arent good, but are they good for you? A man could be attracted to you because he likes: 1. The way you speak 2. The way you dress: sporty, professional, casual, classy, plain, revealing and ect.. 3. Your Eyes: they could be big, small, tight, wide, gloomy and bright. You get the picture. 4. Your Nose: how small, how big, sloped, wide, narrow, pointy, rounded and you get the picture. 5. Your Ears: There are many different shapes sizes and ect. 6. The way you walk. 7. The way you stand. 8. The way you pout. 9. Your level

Women/men Quotes
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.- Unknown Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.- Ovid Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.- Unknown Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.- Ules Barbey d'Aurevilly How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.- Oscar Wilde A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.- Woodrow Wyatt

Women's Coats Are Actually Excellent Outerwear In Cold Winter
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Women In Islam
How do women fit into Islam? What is their fate?This has been the subject of many a debatefor the believing men and women, is a great reward'this is from surah al azaab, the words of our Lordit can be seen from reading the holy Quranthat a woman has some privilege over a manPraying is exempted during menstruationhere islam gives women considerationa woman after marriage becomes a wifefor nine long months she carries new lifeduring childbirth she is exempted to fastislam is against the burying of girls in the pastThey can pray at the mosque or even at homethey may marry or divorce , its their choice, their ownafter marriage she can retain her old maiden nameand is rewarded for treating all her offspring the sameonce they are married they should live pious lives

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Women With Low-risk Pregnancies 'should Have Birth Choices'
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Women Beaded Shoes
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Women Designer Shoes
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Women Khussa Shoes
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Women Shoes
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Women Dress Shoes
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Women Have Different Symptoms For Heart Attacks, Study Says
A new ground-breaking study about heart attacks found that womens' symptoms are different than mens' and that women are more likely to die- mulberry bags . "The fifth time I went back I was having severe pain in the chest and I said I am not leaving this hospital another time," she said. "By then they started treating me like I was having mental problems." But she wasn't losing her mind. The tingling was a warning that something was wrong with her heart. A doctor finally agreed to take her to the Cath Lab where they slipped a camera through an artery in her groin up to her heart- mulberry sale . A new study of more than a million heart attack patients found women are less likely to have chest pain. Of those women, 19 percent were under 45 years old. "If you have a big family history of heart disease, take that seriously," said Dr. Besser. "Did a group of these symptoms come on all at once, are they more severe than ever before?" Heart attacks kill more women than breast cancer or

Women In Comedy Festival Boston
Boston hosts an awesome women in comedy festival, now being a comedy festival veteran (14 one hour shows over ten years at Edinburgh Fringe) I was expecting a town under siege – much in the way Edinburgh gets every August but this one is very different. Firstly it’s pretty small and I mean really small and secondly it is located in just a few venues in the Cambridge Area of Boston near the famous Harvard University. I suppose I was unprepared to just be doing odd slots of 7 to 14 minutes but I did get to attend and take part in their workshops and comedy panels. My favourite part was getting to meet loads of American women comics from all over the US and share our experiences, normally that is done in busy bars as comics come off a show and scream at each other over loud music and warm beer. This way was much nicer, also getting to see a variant of comedic styles, sketches, musical and dance comedy really made the festival an experience for me. Women comics in one v

Women And The Power They Where Born With..
The only other weapon that has the = power to money is PUSSY. You women know it's true. Pussy has the power to make a man do ANYTHING. And I mean A N Y T H I N G!!!! I have seen Father & Sons turn on each other. I have seen some of the dumbest females get jobs they where well under skill for that job but get it anyway..I have seen women go out to clubs dead broke and get in free plus get drinks the hole night with out paying. I have heard of guys killing over PUSSY. Tell me how many men pull over to help another guy you never seen before beside the road with his car broke down? But let it be a woman you never seen,shit the % is well over 90..lol Hell the other day this sexy ass Mexican lady was coming out a store. This babe was so fine I turned around wasting gas just to go back and speak to her..lol Thats just the power she had over me. Shit I love women and I love sex. I'm not knocking women at all so don't take it that way..I'm just making a point...You women got it going on...Y

Women Are Funny
boy i have to say women are funny 6 out of 10 women put nude pics up on there profile here and some are very hot i made a comment on this womens pic about her tattoo she had on her tit and boy it open up a can of worms this is the comment i wrote you have a nice tat i like the way it looks and oh yes u have nice tits sorry to be blunt her message back to me was listen you old ugly pervert one i dont have tits i have boobs so get the wording right second i didnt ask u to comment and third stay the hell out of my pics i dont want no perverts jacking off to my pics i messaged her back not to worry that my old ugly perverted ass didnt think that they were that nice anyway she messaged back well f u you old ugly pervert i wont give u the time of day all u want to do is get down the pants of as many women as u can and score points i sent my last message to her one i know im ugly and im happy about it two dont worry your not my type three im not here to get down any females pants

Women Orgasm
Anorgasmia Definition: Anorgasmia is an inability to reach orgasm and is thought to occur in about 10% of women. Anorgasmia may be either primary (the woman has never been able to reach an orgasm by any means) or secondary (an orgasm was experienced at some point in the past). It may also be global (orgasm is not experienced by any means) or situational (orgasm may be experienced in certain sexual situations but not others; for example, with manual stimulation but not with intercourse). Return to top Some Myths Regarding Female Orgasms There are several myths regarding orgasm. These myths can sometimes cause problems for women and their partners. Myth: An orgasm is always an earth-moving experience and there is something wrong with a woman if she is unable to reach orgasm. Fact: Some women have orgasms and don’t know it. Some women do not experience orgasm in the sense of feeling their pelvic floor muscles contract. They do however reach a peak o

Women ... They Confuse Me .....
OK, so here's what I have learned in life so far. After 2 failed marriages, and a long term relationship that is now on the fritz. Women seem to follow the old concept of staying with the jerks in life, instead of the men who treat them well, and take care of them. I have never abused any woman in anyway, physically or mentally. Yet, I know people that have been together (married or otherwise) for long periods of time, and the man treats the woman like shit; and when I say treats her like shit, it's all inclusive mental/physical etc .... Her reason for staying ? She loves him. Why ? Because he treats her like shit ? Maybe there's a more intelligent person out there in the digital word, that can enlighten me, and point out What in the Hell is going on.

Women Wants To.....!
Women wants to love you and hold at night .... Women wants to make you coffee before you go to work .... Woman wants to make you happy when you having a bad day.... Woman wants to be close to you and enjoy a night out.... Women wants to be your best friend.... Women wants to be there take care of the kids when you take a nap.....Women wants to take care of you when you are sick... Women wants to make you nice dinner when you get off work....Women wants to be sexy for you when the mood is right at night.... Women wants to..... bY Christine

Women Winter Coat New Released On Korean Japan Clothing Com
For girls who like handsome cool modern sense of style, in this fall it’s certainly needed to buy a leather jacket. The collocation of leather coat with dress is also the most classic popular outfit in autumn. Deeply into casual elegance release a little romantic atmosphere. Koreanjapanclothing.com wholesale fashion clothing & garments in China, women fashion garments manufacturer in China, far east garment suppliers, women garment manufacturer far east, evening wear manufacturer China, apparel manufacturer for women in China, China fashion apparel exporters, fashion house of China, cocktail wear manufacturer China. Slim black short leather coat, small and chic stand-collar design looks very capable, chest using a three-dimensional fold lines are decorated, revealing a small woman's delicate cut style, slightly waist so slender waist lines , exudes sexy charm. Bright red loose hedging sweater with fake pearl collar is very fashionable, unobtrusive fashion item. Showing remini

Women Attract Men
Sexy and trashy are two total opposites that women are seeming to get confused and trying to mix together. Sexy really isn’t what it seems either. Aim for beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, words of that sort. Add some self respect, a good mind and personality to compliment your stunning looks. Girls attract boys but WOMEN ATTRACT MEN

Women Pleasuringthemselves
What a wonderful weekend, a well deserved weekend. I finally took time for me. My hormones are OVER active...Have thought about sex all weekend. Being single, I tend to spoil myself when pleasuring myself. I set a mood with the blacklight and music and I know just how I wanna feel...desired and sexy. There are times that a quick couple strokes of clit will take the edge right off....but then you have moments like this. You need the touch, you need to be devoured, You take care of yourself...you control the amount of pressure that you massage your breast with or rub your clit. It's your orgasm. Dream a little bit...It takes some imagination to conjour up someone making love to you slow and gentle with the passion rising and the heat building to the point you wanna fuck like an animal.. I have pleased myself many times this weekend, but still have heat in the loins and a void. Just recently tried the relationship thing after losing my mate 3 years ago. Not for me at this time..

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Women On Top
Women like to be on top for a simple reason it feels good up there. It not only rates highly in terms of clitoral stimulation. All fours on deck. It also lets her control how much of his penis goes in, at what angle, and how fast. For Gspot fans, tha's a BIG advantage. Plus she can mov how sh likes. Sensual undulations of her plevis, qick flicks of her hips, teasing shifts of pace, or fast boobs along the length of his shaft and lots of other variations too. It's no wonder moman on top has a rputation for bing th most female orgasm friendly position there is. and the men? They get to lie back and enjoy the view. Don't forget to TELL HER how great she looks!!!! www.cottoncandypleasures.com

Women Are Beautiful
All women are beautiful, regardless of their looks. You just need to touch their soul with respect and appreciation for their inner beauty and you will be rewarded with joy. The heart is way more important than the package. Women are the God’s greatest gift to man and we should cherish and protect them, each and every one

Women Vs. Dating
Before you watch the video below, I just want to nake a coment on what I see happening more and more. It seems that someone is not teaching younger women about how visual men are generally. I see more of them wearing these tights and leggings in public, and those leave nothing to the male imagination. Every curve and contour id in full view. And with that so apparent, these women and some older ones too seem to be desperately trying to avoid being looked at. It used to be that they found staring annoying. And I would to if I were not dressed as they tend to be. But if I was out in public wearing like those tights the ballet guys wear on purpose, with all the package showing, then I would'nt have much of a case to be be offended, would I?... But then, Louis CK has another way to look at it. At least I think... Here's the video

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Women Chipping In For Engagement Rings.
In this day and age I feel as though if a woman wants to get married so badly to the point where she keeps on nagging her man, that it should only be fair that she pay half for the ring. Marriage is part of compromising and based on teamwork. And since it involves two people, it just makes more sense if the woman would put in her fair share of the most prized posession . After all she's the one that's gonna be wearing the ring for the rest of her life...not him.

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A few years ago, the and size ladies were having much difficulty in their quest to buy affordable and stylish clothing. Nevertheless, there were some department stores that would provide special places for these ladies to find a quantity of the top brand name clothing. This means they would not must wait until the clearance sales for and size womens comes in order to look nice.Today, this industry is making billions from the and size clothing lines and the ladies can get stylish and stylish items all over the place. In spite of this, in case you are buy cocktail party dresses for the small or and size clothing at this time it can be pricey. It is a nice thing, there's options like the ones mentioned below which will permit Womens Clothing Sale in uk to save these days. Various retailers are currently offering what is called "buy get free or at half price" promotions or perhaps something comparable. You could discover lots of major stores packaging various items in discounted bargains

Womminz = Pervs
30 to 40% of x rated dvds purchased are going home with women 1 of 3 pornographic downloads are done so by women yeah, this was the convo on the morning show this morning oh and btw theres an online church...whats next

Wonam Mistake
Dear Husband; I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good, I have been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for all that time. These last two weeks have been HELL. Just to top it off your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw, last week, you came home and didn’t notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, I cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight into the shower and bed after watching the game on TV. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, and whatever the case is after now, I’m gone. P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER & I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life without me! Now this is funny! Dear Ex Wife; Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what

Won Another
WOW they won another 4-0 have a good feeling they may go very far..and Brett well he beat Dan Marinos record on touchdown passes that was awsome and he will beat many more before he leaves the league...GO-PACK-GO

Wonderful Ride
You look for answers while I wait I got all the time to sit and anticipate Know my heart is true to you I have found the one thing in this world that is real Your heart is pleasant that I can say I know you will find your way When you awake from this dream You wont wonder if it is really me I will stand at the highest peak I can show you what I seek Your pure and natural heart Will never be broken when I am a part Stand with me the world will see Two people who care as much as you and me We can walk tight rope you will not fall If you do i will try to be as soft as a cotton ball But then again you will stand up You will know the man you want If we walk on fire i will give you my shoes I can take and I do not want to lose you When I am here your life will not be heartache I will be a part of dreams to make So stand with and by my side Lets go to Jesus on a wonderful ride.

The 7 Wonders Of The World
A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire State Building 6. St. Peter's Basilica 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one quiet student hadn't turned in her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help." The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven Wonders of the World are: 1. to touch 2. to taste 3. to see 4. to hear She hesitated a little, and then added 5. to feel 6. to laugh 7. and to love The room was so full of silence you could have heard a pin drop. Those things we overlook as simple and "ordinary" a

A Wonderful Message By George Carlin
A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but

Wonders
why do things always have to be so complicated in life? you find that 1 person that you love with all your heart and you pray that they love you just as much. then something goes a stray and you can't get that love back no matter how hard you try. i guess the old saying stands true to its words you always hurt the one you love the most.

Wondering
im just wondering if anyone reads these things, i mean im a mad blogger at myspace but i can see if someone reads it and here im not sure if anyone would really give a shit so heres a test to see if anyones gonna read it or if im wasting my time...

The Wonders Of Me.
I truly hate these things but every one wants to know more about all of us so here we go i will tell you everything i can think of here. I am a 29 year old single man. I am the proud parent of 1 3 year old horse, 3 1 year old puppies and 2 7week old puppies one 9 year old cat and 2 1 year old cat. Not to mention my two rats. I like to hike bike hunt horseback ride play paint ball read books watch movies and just relax. I am a sergeant in the United States Army Infantry and i am currently on assignment in Chillicothe Ohio as a recruiter. I have been out here for almost a year, and only have 2 more years left then it is back to the infantry. I have been married once she decided that 5 men were more important than my coming home from the Initial Assualt in iraq. Other then that I am a pretty go easy fella. I like ym hockey go red wings, i like my pro football go cowboys, gotta have my red sox and my Wolverines. if you wanna know anything else shoot me a message.

Wonders
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin, because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says, after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on the Sabbath." The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced… for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority -- a man of thousands of year's tradition and knowledge: a rabbi. The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work...my wife would have the maid do it."

Wonder Pill
A woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting

Wonder
Sometimes when I get out of work.. I look upwards to the sky and wonder why... Then I wonder if that one person is watching over me.. I wonder.. So very hard to keep that promise but .. I wonder.. To remain the same as I am .. or to let the world change me.. I shall remain the same..

A Wonderful Friday Night Ahead
A Wonderful Friday Night Ahead by voyergirl © I lie there in my bed and imagine you fucking me, yes, very hard and deep. I get wet just picturing you in my mind. I get wetter as my head fills with thoughts, my senses feel you there, smell you even at times. As I close my eyes and inhale I can at times almost feel your flesh touching mine. But in no way does this fantasy match the reality of actually having your cock owning my hot wet cunt. Yes, owning it. Eyes still closed I imagine the saliva I drink from your tongue. It scares me as I realize I have come to the point of craving what ever you feel like offering me. My lips ache and I could nearly go insane with desire for your kiss, hard and purposeful - intensely passionate. I silently tell myself to let go and hold nothing back from you...... yet still I know deep down I am not yet able, but I want to. I want to but I must remain in control of my feelings, I have to. What I want and what I need must not blur toge

Wonders An Love Of Beer
The wonders and love, of beer~ (The odd thinkings of.) Beer and love, What wonderful things Both so similar, Both so different. You can love a beer, While beer can make you love, The cold beer is good, Yet cold love s the worse love of all. Sometimes with friends, Down the local or perhaps at a club, Both beer and love, May come along, Yet maybe they won’t, That’s the funny thing, When is come to the, Two greatest things on the planet earth.

Wonderful Day
Today is the 3rd most wonderful day in my life ( i say third because i have 2 children) today I was collered and though he is far away I am so happy to be his. this was what he texed me Master:THEN YOU AND MINE! MINE TO USE AS MAY AMMUSE ME AND PLEASE ME TO HOLD TO BIND TO USE TO KEEP tkaila696: yes Sir Master: THEN SO IT NOW IS. YOU ARE MY SLAVE MY SLUT MT TOY MY SLUT AND TRAMP YOU HAVE ONLY STARTED TO REACH WHAT YOU TRUELY ARE i had a dam orgasim reading it not a big one bit i had one. What a WONDERFUL DAY

Wondering Why?
It usually happens when you least expect Life is going good, then it all gets wrecked What in the world, how can this all be Why is it that these things go this way for me What fun would it be if things weren't hard There's always some twist of fate for me waiting in the cards It could make me so happy, it might make me more sad If there's one thing I've learned, you take the good with the bad All that we know shapes that which we are It's gotten me to here from so very far Such a new twist has been thrown my way It gives me such strength to make it each day But with it comes and awefully good pain It shocks me and and rocks me and helps me keep sane It couldn't have happened at a better worst time I don't dare question the reason or rhyme

Wonderful Woman
Wonderful Woman sent to me just wanted to share with you all!! They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show they care about you. The heart of a woman is what ma

The Wonderful Girls I've Met
Ok this has been on my mind for days and days...i'm going to express a lot of things many of you don't agree with...lately i've met a lot of totally wonderful girls...many of you seem to like me very much and some of you are interested in being something. Some of you are angry that I talk to other girls...I started talking to girls not looking for a relationship but, to get someone out of my mind...I came here looking for company and gentle hearted people to spend my time with. And I have found that...there are several of you ladies that mean very much to me...and those of you who truly know me, know VERY VERY well I am a good man, and I am not trying to hurt anyone. The reason I talk to several...is because I am interested in several. And I take things slow, very slow. Many of you I don't think would have any interest at all after meeting me for the first time. No matter what you wonderful girls say, no matter how many of the sweet compliments you give me (though I appreciate th

Wonder
Do you ever wonder anything weird? I do all the time. Honestly though, like I wonder what would happen if all of the sudden my shair broke. Obviously I would fall, but would it hurt? Would someone be in my place when it happens? Would I laugh? Would I get mad? I would how I would react. I think I know, but then I wonder if I truely know. What if the sky really did fall? What if I lived to be 100? What if I didn't? What if I could fly? What if I could breathe under water? What if I was rich? What if I was poor? What if I can never have kids? What if I become something great? What if. What do you wonder? The list could go on for ever.

Wonderful Chicken Curry Salad
Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 10 Min READY IN 25 Min INGREDIENTS * 5 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 cup mayonnaise * 3/4 cup chutney * 1 teaspoon curry powder * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 2/3 cup chopped pecans * 1 cup seedless grapes, halved * 1/2 cup chopped onion DIRECTIONS 1. In a large saucepan, simmer chicken breasts in water for about 7 to 10 minutes, or until cooked through. Drain, cool, and tear into small pieces with a fork. 2. In a large bowl, combine mayonnaise, chutney, curry powder, and pepper. Stir in chicken, pecans, grapes, and onions. Chill Servings Per Recipe: 8 Amount Per Serving Calories: 399 * Total Fat: 30.1g * Cholesterol: 59mg * Sodium: 210mg * Total Carbs: 15.3g * Dietary Fiber: 1.9g * Protein: 18.8g

Wonder
I sit and wonder why people say the things they do, and never seem to follow through. I sit and wonder why I am so empty inside, then I realize people never follow through. You ask me why I am so closed down, and the walls are so solidly built, you tell me why, do you have guilt? I never will blame you, for I am the one who put my faith in you, even though I knew you would never follow through. So forgive me if the wall is high and tough to break, it is in place for my own sake.....

The Wonders (poetry)
like a breeze, calm and gentle. like a bird, sweet and kind. like a tree, wonderful and quiet. like a car, warm and loud. like a house, long and wide. like a book, fantastic and beautiful. By: Jeannie

A Wonderful Poem
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE PRAYER FOR PEACE © By Kimberly Bennett RED IS FOR BLOOD SHED FROM OUR SLAIN SOLDIERS AND NOT FOR THEM ALONE...FOR THE POW'S AND THOSE MISSING IN ACTION, WHO NEVER MADE IT HOME. I LIGHT THIS CANDLE IN YOUR HONOR, TO KEEP YOUR MEMORY ALIVE. I WON'T FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE...YOU LAID DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR MINE. WHITE IS THE SYMBOL FOR INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO'VE DIED AT THE HANDS OF WAR. A HIGH COST OF FREEDOM UNWILLINGLY PAID, THAT'S WHAT THIS CANDLE'S FOR. SO PRAY FOR THOSE WHOSE LIVES WERE LOST AND ONES THAT COULD BE SAVED...HEAVENLY FATHER PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN AND KEEP THEM FROM HARM'S WAY. BLUE REPRESENTS COURAGE FROM OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN, THAT MAY BE CALLED TO WAR. THEY'LL FIGHT FOR OUR FUTURE, OUR FREEDOM AND CHILDREN, FROM LAND, AIR, SEA AND SHORE. SO LIGHT A CANDLE IN A SOLDIER'S NAME, AND TO GOD OUR FATHER PRAY.. PLEASE GUIDE AND PROTECT OUR BELOVED TROOPS AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. LIGHT THESE CANDLES AND SAY A PRAYER, THAT HATE AND WAR M

Wonderful Morning
It's a beautiful cloudy morning, with blue sky peaking through. The sun will be out for a minute here in about an hour or so. Everyone here at work seems to be in a good mood, especially when they steal my apple peices! Good thing I bring 2 cut up apples to work every morning! If I didn't, I wouldn't ever get a single peice with the way they come and snipe 'em! Last night was a wonderful night! The shadows were playin' elsewhere, and the few that remained around the apartment where just relaxing, not 'causeing trouble! It was a rare night indeed! I got to finish my book, finished putting together a puzzle with my Amber Wolf, ate a yummy dinner, and relaxed to a cute movie, of Into The Wild! Then, the fun came.......heee heee....I slept really well! That man can make me shiver in SOO many different ways! I felt really loved last night. I just love the way he get's lost in the moment, and starts to slightly control me....Pushing and pulling with his hands... urging me on with him word

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Wonder How My Squirting Shoot Went?
I was a little nervous about my shoot today. Lately I've just been trying to hard to squirt on command, and hold back when I'm just in front of my cam at home because I don't want to soak the chair and the carpet. I warned John, the videographer, that I can squirt cups, so I'd advise putting a shower curtain down. He was smart . . . he did. I brought a buddy along to help me get as horny as I could be and it worked wonders. I was relaxed, and totally dripping wet. We actually got footage of me dripping THROUGH my panties. Bad ass! Here's what John had to say afterward: "Hey Deejay, Thanks for a fantastic shoot. You are AWESOME! I wasn't just telling you what you wanted to hear when I said that you were the sexiest model that I've ever worked with - you honestly are. Being in such incredible physical shape, having a perfect body and a very pretty face certainly help a lot, but lots of models have at least some of those characteristics - but the thing that makes you so much sex

Wondering Part 1
Do you AT times, when the world is passing you by like a hallucination in which you are paralysed from all motion; question the supremacy of life? Are we the theme to society’s powers or are we under the influence of our own ideal world? Do we give into the demands of others for our own peace of mind or to satisfy those around us? In an existence occupied by questions; is our only voyage finding the answers to which ultimately there will be no rationale? In theory there is ultimately, I deem, no basis to our existence in practice, conversely, I have learned, by following a very difficult path that the questions in our mentality are put there by others that we are all, whether we like it or not petrified of our own reality at some point in our lives. And at some point each and every one will raise there own questions, several will find this satisfying, snug at the capability to control the mind and the actions that are delivered as a consequence. Others, like I w

Wonderful Weekend...
This weekend starting with friday night, was rather fun... i went to work as usuall but i got paid, a miserly sum of about 100 bucks... so i deposited 58 of it and kept about 50 bucks... after work i made about 30 in tips... this is cash that i have on me... around 11pm... yeah i hit the bar, it was fun, especially since i started getting bored with long island tea's and blue motherfuckers... (both very strong drinks) i told the bartender to make me something new, that no one else usually drinks, and to make it really potent, i didnt care if it costed 15 dollars to make i wanted it... hehe i got it, she called it a liquid marijuana.. it was sweet! as in sweet tasting a little too sweet if you ask me, anyways i killed that within a matter of 5 minutes "keep in mind these are drinks not shots" i was going to go for the liquid cocain that was stronger, but i wanted drinks. then i had a bean picker, another sweet drink, at this point i was really Fucked up... but hey i was havin fun!

Wonder
isn't it a wonder how you came into my life isn't a miracle you love me so heaven must of blessed me an angel must be near for glowing from your love is something so dear my heart beats with passion my eyes see only you my body longs for your touch can never say our love is rough for you are my sunshine the air i breathe your kissing i drink up your love nourishes me oh baby i could say more but one thing is true baby i do love you

Wondering Part 2
Part 2: Suppressed into a globe of abhorrence where nothing is accessible and where no one can get to you no matter how hard they try. It takes an exceptionally strong individual to catch you, to break down that steel wall and to stick by you, against all resentfulness forever believe in you when you have seized to believe in yourself. When you are in the grips of depression, consuming more than the suggested dose in a bid to ‘ease the pain’, in a mêlée with a dominating eating disorder and on a self disparaging rampage with a razorblade do you still enquire about your existence or do we cling on to the hope that one day we will not need answers to our questions but will be satisfied with the things we do know rather than those we do not?

Wonder Pill
Wonder Pill A woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesnt know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex jus

Wonderful Weekend
My husband took the weekend off so we could take the kids trick or treating. Even had my neice for it. The kids made out like bandits. Then the next day was our local Fall Festival. We went to the afternoon parade and they ended up with another full sack of candy. That evening we went to the last parade and they got two full sacks of candy. So for this weekend the Kids ended up with 6 sacks full of candy. Oh what am i to do with it all. Last night they had a celebration at the church i occasionally attend and the music and food was wonderful. What i enjoy most about this weekend was spending it with my family as a family. Erin

Wonderful Weekend
Wonderful Weekend by Kerri98 © Ok, so here's the scenario... You and your wife haven't had any time for just the two of you. You couldn't wait to get the weekend started and she had promised you that this would be the best weekend the two of you have ever had. The anticipation of waiting for her to finally get her last minute items and get into the car was making your cock swell in your pants. If she would only hurry up, your beautiful sensual weekend can begin. As you sit in your car with the engine running, you glance over at the neighbors driveway. There is a beautiful young college looking girl that you have never seen before washing her car. She bends over to scrub the rims on her car and you can see her wonderfully rounded breasts from underneath the half shirt she is wearing. You place your hand over your hard cock and squeeze it as you think of nothing but sex right now. Just then, your wife opens the car door and climbs in. You try to compose yourself by a

Wonders
WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH ? WHEN IS IT TIME TO GIVE UP? GIVEING UP KNOWING THAT SOMETHING WILL NEVER BE NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY...DO YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT THE TIME HAS COME TO LET GO ..HAS THAT TIME COME? I GIVE YOU ALL I HAVE AND WHAT IN RETURN DO I GET....

Wonderful Sms For You ;)))
1. Never search ur happiness in others which will make u feel alone, but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u are left alone 2. Laughter is the jam on the toast of life, it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows 3. These are some of the romantic countries in the world, holland: hope our love lasts & never dies, italy: i trust & love u, libya: love is beautiful & u also, france: friendship remains & never comes to an end 4. Some people have nice eyes, some people have nice smiles, others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a nice Herat 5. To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being loved is secure but to love is insecure 6. Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is sign of lonliness, every s

Wondering
i would like to see and read some comments sometime, if you read you should read right? and i would like to be rated also.. i have left lots of blogs but not very many ratings nor comments. mmmmmmmm wondering why? are my blogs interesting or boring, let me know what i need to do to inprove... thanks.,,,,, comments please.

Wonderfull Day For A Storm
good morning lover it's time to wake up look what the new day brought a promise of rain a roar of thunder a flash of lightning a trembling that shakes us like an earthquake as we hold each other tight as love flows like magma we rock there together in the dawn's smoldering light hours pass, time stands still you whisper moan into my ear mmmmmmmmmm I love you I smile and stroke your face and gaze in to your eyes such a wonderful day for a storm

Wonderer
The darkness falls as I close my eyes but nothing dances upon the eyelids as once before Colors and beautiful images were once seen but all were brought to an end with my sacrifice. Weight upon my shoulders is heavy and should not be lifted by only one man I have made the mistakes and this is my hell. I will pay for the sorrow and loss for which I have brought. I will walk this life tagged as one who should have and never did. A wonderer of love and passion. A pusher of pain and conflict. A believer in romantic affiliation. Walk this earth for centuries I will. My eyes glued open. My heart at the peak. My soul as lonely as one who has just lost. Searching for that something, That nothing, That everything. Shaun AJ McLean

Wonderful News!!!!
Amid all the mess I am going through with my father. I have a glimmer of wonderful news. It has lifted my spirits very much since I been so down. As of this afternoon. 11-12-06.... Wolverine aka: Raphael Garcia and I are engaged to be married. Wolverine~~HoMiE~~JuGgAlO~~@ CherryTAP It is the most wonderful thing that has ever happend to me in many a moon. I am soo happy. And soooo excited. I just wish my father would wake up long enough for us to tell him the news. It was something he had asked about before he went under the weather an not returned. I just wish we could tell him. So I share it with all my wonderful friends who have supported me through all my lifes trials as of late. Kinky

Wonderful Woman
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than j

The Wonderful World Of Names
I spend an hour a night updating a web site I maintain called Short Bus World. It's basically a collection of the day's most offbeat stories. Occasionally there comes one that I research that I can't stay quiet on. A Yahoo article states that British parents are giving their kids such names as Britney, Tiger, Madonna, Superman and Gandalf????? I guess some parents have a sense of humor, but do they really think about the emotional trauma they are going to put their child through in life? I remember the first such inkling of this was Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". Then I learned about Sonny and Cher Bono naming their daughter "Chastity" (ostensibly because all the good names were apparently taken). Then there was Frank Zappa, who named his daughter "Moon Unit" and his son "Dweezil", but we were OK with that because hey, that's Frank and he was always a little out there anyway. Until George Foreman named all 7 of his kids "George". Suppose it makes it easy when you'v

A Wonderful Story
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?" they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him co

Wonderment
Hope this makes you smile... EVER WONDER where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons ? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilise the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck togethe

Wondering
I wonder if you think of me When night is drawing near. And in the shadows of your room The walls around you disappear. I wonder if in your quiet thoughts Your dreams of me are anymore. When in the silent, velvet blue The moon is tapping at your door. I wonder if the shining stars That dangle from the clouds above Reminds you of my whispered words In promise of eternal love. I wonder of the lonely light That breaks upon the early dawn Still holds a tender memory for now So long I have been gone. I wonder if you dream of me When the cloudless skies are blue Because across each day and night My thoughts are constantly of you.

Wonderful Friends
Wonderful Friends Wonderful friends are a mixture of many things They may be loving angels without the wings With smiles that glisten as fresh morning dew Painting our world with a wonderful view. Sharing many secrets as friends will do We've suffered, survived and, yes, made it through Difficult times together when most had no clue And wonderful friends always stand close to you. Love among friends may sound strange Just a nice warm feeling we cannot explain Wonderful friends will never cause us pain And in our hearts they will always remain. I thank God for the gift of wonderful friends On whom I can trust and depend They are a moonbeam and bright shining star Wonderful friends will accept us as we are.

A Wonderful Story
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: \"Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna\" The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put i

Wonderful Feeling
Lately, I feel like my life is becoming too boring coz I can’t do much anymore... I get tired easily, back ache... Legs getting weak... Always sleepy... sometimes all I want to do is lay down and sleep... sometimes? nah... most of the time!!! But one time, I was lying down and I was feeling my belly... I felt and realized something that made me cry. Wherever I place my hand around my belly, my baby follows and it and he’ll make these gentle moves. Like he’s trying to feel the warmth of my hands, and trying to tell me that he can feel me. Oh, that moment really made my tears flowing. It’s one of the best feelings I’ve ever had. Now, I just can’t wait to see him and feel him out side my belly. Well, I just have to wait patiently. a few more months and we’ll see each other and I hope everything we’ll be fine for both of us. Oh wait… for the three of us, of course that includes his dad!

Wonderful Comments!
Good morning, everyone! Thank you for all the lovely graphic greetings. I love them! I would love to pass on all those wonderful "Pass on to the friends you love" greetings, but I'm here to tell you I'm so clumsy doing the cut and paste thing, it would take me all day and then some! Know that I would send it on to each and every one of you! You are all the best of friends and I love you! I survived my long day. Today I have one client at 4 p.m., so I'll be on and off until about 3. I hope to do one more blog today, so wish me luck! Blessings to all!

Wondering
I sit here wondering What is going on It's all to new Yet so familiar I'm comfortable Yet afraid It's a battle within This fight Will ne'er be won. You look into my eyes And I'm whole This world is right. And I'm lost Wondering again.

Wonderland
Wonderland Eyes dancing, prancing, catching sunlight like jewels – so very alive. Life is his candy store, tasting and touching everything, like Alice, when she went to Wonderland, meeting the freaks and the pixies, being everything, everywhere, until Wonderland is no longer the perpetual Christmas, and, like Alice, he’s falling through a seemingly endless black hole somewhere between heaven and hell, life and death, where darkness is the only thing known. Will he hit the bottom, touch the ground, go through the looking glass, or fall forever ‘till he’s so lost he cannot remember his world, his life. Sometimes the dancing eyes, like crystal balls, seem to say everything and mean nothing, seem to reveal the pain, while chronicling the apathy. His laugh floats across the air, soaring above my heart, sometimes deep and hearty, sometimes manic and cackling. And I watch him, his grubby nicotine-stained fingers clutching my heart, his sad twisted mind unreachable, u

Wonderful
THE PATH IS NARROW WAIT I THINK I SEE A SPARROW WHERE MAY I GO WHICH WAY DOES THAT RIVER FLOW FLYING HIGHER THAN ANY SUPERSTAR CAN I COME INTO THAT BAR DO YOU KJNOW WHAT IS GREAT? KNOWING THAT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS WONDERFUL!