This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left to see a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on makeup!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, Which knocked The donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
