5K LAZY LIKES Tee RLM2 Starr's blog: "FAMILY NOTES"

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big boobs....

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left to see a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on makeup! I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, Which knocked The donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

Just got off the phone with Peggy again and she said to tell everyone she is going nuts without her internet..LMAO.. All storm damage has been cleared as of yesterday... all power has been restored, but the Internet Provider just started reconnecting internet service yesterday... no estimated time of restoral. She says that the bad thing is that the WHOLE TOWN is out of service... she can't go to the library or a friends house to log on... NOBODY has internet... and that includes banks and atms and all that other stuff.... She can't wait to get back and sends her love. Keep up the great work....

One of our own is close to leveling.... 10 hours of Happy Hour begins at noon Eastern, 11 Central. Stop by and lend a hand please... that's what we're here for..to help each other... FU*BOMBERS RAWK!!!

I talked with Peggy again a few minutes ago. Everyone is still safe and sound. She just got her power restored finally but is still without internet. Others are still are without power and they are hoping to have power totally restored by Tuesday. Peggy is looking forward to getting back on line and hopefully it may be tomorrow or Monday. She sends her love and best wishes and thanks to all for your concern. Again, if you need anything let me know.

ALL FU*BOMBERS TAKE NOTE.... 6 tornados tore thru the town where Peggy lives ripping out lines and causing great damage. Peggy and Jeremy are fine but a little scared. She has NO INTERNET and will be offline until this can be corrected. We just spoke by cell phone and she's OK. I will be handling whatever needs to be handled until she's back online. I do not have access to the Family Page so don't expect any new bulletins there. ALL NEW BLOGS AND POSTS WILL BE ON MY PAGE TEMPORARILY...so keep an eye on TEE'S page instead of FU*BOMBER page. Tee

Hi.... We need to finish the contest for FU*Bombers Family Page as soon as we can. It's a 25K contest for 14 days....... and we get a 30 DAY BLAST for the Family!!! WOO HOO!! The sooner we finish it, the sooner the Family gets the blast..... Let's go and FU*BOMB SOME A$$!!!! >>>>> BOMB FAMILY PAGE NEXT <<<<<< ...... THIS IS A TIMED CONTEST ...

Hi Y'all, I know there's a lot going on here... lots of new contests we are all excited about. I realize that we all have our favorite people to bomb but I am asking each of you for some help..... If you are currently in a contest... it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to bomb yourself. If you are NOT in a contest, PLEASE let's finish up all our older contests.... some are over a month old and that looks bad on all of us. We are all a Family here and we support each other whether we are best friends or don't even know each other yet. We can kick some serious ass when we pull together... so please..... let's knock out the older contests first so we can begin some more new contests. I know we can count on you.... Tee