Looking back on life so far... I have had a good time. Dated the sexually aggressive women and the more... ummm... prudish ladies.
Now though I have come to a place in life where chasing everything hot wearing a thong or not is really not my full time job anymore. However, I have come to grips with who I am and what I want.
Here are a few of the DO NOT WANTS... lol:
1. I do not want a woman who is anti-sexual.
You know the type. Sex is ok but it should be in bed only and not for recreation or fun. BS! Sex should be had often and in new spots as available. Get a new chair... sex. get a new car... sex. etc. LOL
2. I do not want a woman who thinks a guy going down on her is gross. Now, I know the old saying.. it just hasn't been done right... etc. I mostly agree but amazingly enough I have met those who tell me they don't like it and mean it before I have ever gotten to it. So very sad but true.
3. I do not want a childish, bitchy, and emotionally crippled woman either. Arrrgh... OMG that is the worst thing.
Now... that was just a few of the do not wants. Now let's get into the do wants... LOL:
1. Hotness - this is a must people. I am not Adonis or anything but I am a great looking guy with a ... ahem... decent looking body. LOL.
2. Must like to leave legs around my head until I just can't do it anymore. This is a non-negotiable requirement.
Amen!
3. Brains. Like 1 & 2 this is non-negotiable too. You don't have to be a rocket scientist or programmer tech god like me.. but understand the basics please.
4. Decent prognosis for success in life. I do not want a stay at home mother 1950's kind of woman either. Be able to drive a car well. Preferably shoot a gun with some accuracy (this can be fixed while dating if a problem). Have some kind of skill other than sexual... though those are extremely appreciated ... LOL.
5. Must do this too... NON-NEGOTIABLE NO REFUNDS OR EXEMPTIONS ALLOWED. Well this pic speaks for itself...
Now I bet none of your were surprised to see that. LOL. Ok enough blabbering for now. I will shout more later I am sure. LOL
