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I had the fortunate opportunity today to be entertained, enlightened & downright amused this morning by a particular blog posting by a good new friend, Jeremy Crow. If you haven’t already checked him out, do so when you are done reading this!

He has recently discovered that the majority of our women’s magazine publications are swimming with tons of advertisements full of extremely hot barely clothed women. Now, we being women that read these things already know why, for the most part. But as for men, they are mystified by this new revelation! Here’s a mad rambling of my opinion on the subject matter.

As for pics of hot women in our magazines, the advertisers seem to think that if they plaster their product on the same page, or the body of a scantily clad super model with perfect proportions, then us less than perfect common women will believe that we are that same sexy picture perfect super model when we use those products. When we squeeze our ass into those jeans, we are now perfect. If we hoist our girls into Victoria's Secret lingerie, viola, 10! If we wear that makeup, use that perfume, accessorize with that bling, we are a super model too. And if we eat their products, supposedly we are destined for hotness, though I have learned that I will be destined for Jenny Craig.

Think about it. When you open the pages of a women’s magazine and you see these ads, what are they selling? Women’s products mainly right? And it wouldn’t sell very well if they had a hot sexy man posing in the latest Vickie’s Secret push up bra right? Albeit amusing, not exactly a real motivator to sell us women on it!

I've noticed that the same holds true for men’s magazines. Hot ripped sexy men, barley clothed, looking like they are ready to either romp or shake their ass for tips. I haven’t managed to make it past these images to find out what it is they are advertising, but I’m sure it’s men’s products, home gym equipment, hair growth products and pretty much anything else to invoke penis envy amongst the rest of the male population. But what does it say for the men reading these magazines full of half naked men selling them products that promise them hot women & great sex? That they enjoy the images just as much as we do in our magazines.

Have a cherrylicious day!

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