Problems with many women these days, and why relationships can be so difficult for men. This was from a conversation with a group of guys, talking about the general populous of women out there.
Body Image:
They are too self concious and shy to enjoy the act of sex. They want the lights off, they don't want me to look at them no matter how hot they are, and they generally think they are the most hidious thing this side of Janet Reno. I'm not the guy that's just there to fuck you, just because I wanna get laid. If I'm fucking you, I think you're hot, and I want to see every part of you. Guys are visual, we get off on looking at beautiful women, which is why I want to look at you. This doesn't mean we need to fuck under the beam from the Luxor in Vegas, it just means it doesn't need to be pitch black just so we can fuck.
Communication:
Be it in person, thru text messages on cell phones, talking on the phone, or email they just don't fucking get it. They think that they can give me a one word reply and somehow I can magicly keep the conversation flowing forever and ever, and if I don't live up to this perfect idea of a guy that always says the right thing they think its MY fault. What the fuck? Conversations work two ways. If you want it to keep flowing respond with something other than "lol" or "oic".
Ex Boy friends:
Do I even need to say it? Stop talking to them they are not your best buds they want to fuck the shit out of you just like I do. How can all 3 billion women on the planet be so phenomenally stupid that they still don't understand this basic concept. I had an ex-girlfriend that was hot, very hot, and one night her ex called her while we were in bed and he was crying about this or that and blah blah blah she tells me she has to go to him, and not to worry she is not attracted to him at all she just wants to make sure he's okay and she's really sorry to cut the night short on me. Even if I give her the benefit of the doubt and trust that she did not fuck him that night that still leaves her as being the most gullible girl to have ever lived. What the fuck could he possibley want other than to get some late night action, he thinks she's still single in his mind.
Guy Friends:
You do realise that the reason 98 percent of them talk to you, is because they want to fuck you, right? Sure, there are cases where this is not true, but most of the time, it's dead on. Guys are just waiting for that moment where you are upset with X guy, and they are there to console you, and then just end up fucking the guy because you are such an emotional wreck. You women can do this because you now have an excuse to break it off. "I was very emotional and upset at the time, and I shouldn't have crossed that line with you" blah blah blah. This shit happens all the time. Granted, there are true friends out there that won't cross that line, and those people rock.
-Men
