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Stretch Forth Your Hand
Stretch forth your hand and hold to mine as through this fog we go. Endless as night in a borrowed dream of one lost and deep in sorrow... I see you not and I hear not your voice, and yet I feel you so nearby. It's just a dream - yes, always a dream - unreachable for even you and I... I know that I shall never know why I met you this way. Carrying this cross of burden along knowing that here alone I must stay... I cannot know, nor ever will see why this path I know I need walk. Without you here by my side to touch and never given the chance to talk... I close my eyes now and try to see the reason why you have been. A burning fire, an unquenchable desire and so much more than just a friend... A weight of pure sadness presses my soul and tears flow where I cannot see. For what I've so wanted and couldn't have and what I knew never could be... It was you who would visit my dreams and you were unreachable for me then. I was but a small child when I saw
As Long As You Are
Can't count the miles, you're away from me. Can't count the moments, you're so close to me. Never thought my heart would sound this beat, but heart and thoughts were incomplete : . . . You were not there. How can this be wrong ? This feeling deep inside, so strong. In God's hands, we will share our heart. It never ends, over and over again, a new start. Never knew life could be so tender . . . To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . . . . . Now that you are there. Heart and soul body and mind silence and sound to you I send it all sweet and kind with love all around Never thought I could feel this way, this way loved, blessed and sheltered loving, blessing and sheltering, day after day after day, . . . As long as you are there
What Is This?
The face of disappointment reflects back from a blank screen, Faded memories of a love that I had once before seen, Foolish yes, foolish no, never really sure where this person wants to go. I've given my best, I've given my all, and yet in return my heart's left to Fall. A whim and on grace, it's torn from this place that I've hidden before. I can't touch it, can't see it, but please still believe it? What trusts must I be burdened to hold, while my heart grows so cold? No hint of desire, no thoughts to conspire my reverence is forced to behold. Not captive, not free, what place would this be? Not heaven, not earth, not joy and not mirth, Sheer terror, and dread whirl 'round in my head. No warm comforting kisses, no "I love you", no "I miss's" Just bleed me, and lead me around on this string, No consequences, no regrets, no thoughts of effects, Nothing, but fading into shadowy absences. What life is this? What place is this? What feeling is THIS that you share?
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A Song In My Heart
She seemed dressed in all of me Stretched across my shame, All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me. I'd do anything to have her to myself, Just to have her for myself. Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do When she makes me sad. She is everything to me, The unrequited dream, The song that no one sings, The unattainable. She's a myth that I have to believe in, All I need to make it real is one more reason. I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. But I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. A catch in my throat, choke, Torn into pieces, I won't. No. I don't want to be this but I won't let this build up inside of me She isn't real. I can't make her real. She isn't real. I can't make her real. Vermillion Pt. 2 Slipknot
Writing A!
I am starting out this year writing a book. It should be interesting and fun. It is fiction and that's all I'm going to tell you for now...hehehe I don't want to give too much away cuz it will ruin it for me and you. Things are going well in my personal life as well. Better then last year if you read my other blogs. We are all doing great. My hubby has a good job, we bought a new van....things are really looking up. I've really enjoyed my friends on here and appreciate your support. I just wanted to tell you all that. You have all been great to me! Thanx
For My Crew
OK FAMILY...we have been doing a great job helping our own crew out...u have all been in the blogs and rate as much as u a leveling crew we try to rate all pics and stash...ALL...PICS AT LEAST...i have had some tags made for u. our very own org. ponyboy made them. go into g.f.l.c and save them do not rip them cause when they get rated the rates for riped pics dnt count...make sure u rip yours and if u dnt c yours in there let me know.I WANNA START USING THEM WHEN WE RATE OUTSIDE OUR CREW. WE WILL SET THEM AS OUR DEFAULT PIC WHEN RATING THEN SET OUR REGULAR PIC BACK AS DEFAULT WHEN DONE. THANKS AGAIN ..sincerly yours, P.R.STUD FOUNDER OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY LEVELING CREW.......PS PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT BLOG
What True Love Means To Me
What true love means to me... True love defines the word forever. True love may falter, but it will never fail because it is too persistent to stay alive. It breathes trust and exhales faith. True love does not succumb to lust, and it always forgive. True love truly has no end. It will always seek for improvement, Consequently getting stronger with each passing day. True love waits, no matter what the circumstances are. True love depends on two prepared souls willing to give up everything. It is the meaning of life. Without it, no one can survive. I couldn't survive...
Restless [[part Ii]]
Where do I begin? I gave you my everything. My time, my money, my heart, my soul. The sacrifices I made to better our future. Now your heartbreaking actions will always linger in my head. You have no idea how much you damaged me. So disgusted by your cowardness. Your lies will never be forgiven by my broken heart. And so I lay here, restless in my bed. Hoping you'll regret your decisions. But this Sailor is moving on. Confident of success because he posseses his core values. Honor, Courage, and Commitment. Honor which you'll never have because you succumb to lust. Your lack of courage to stick up for our love when it needed it the most. And comittment which you broke when you shattered my life, my dreams, and your promise. But no one can comprehend nor understand how hurt I am. The thought of finding another love scares me. Learning how to love again is going to be difficult. Your betrayal to the promise you made me just overwhelms me to my breaking point. You have
Restless [[part I]]
Here I am, restless in my bed again. Wondering if I ever cross your busy mind. Wondering if the sight of your face will ever light up my eyes again. I am afraid of losing you. Afraid that I will never touch you again. I miss the memories we made. How we made love everyday. How every word you tell me comforts even the deepest fears I have. I love you. And because I love you I will justify how devoted I am to you. Regardless of what happened, I will never give up on you. I will never quit on the promise my love made to you. Your love for me I could never repay, And someday you will see that we were meant to be together. We were meant to get married and have kids. We were meant to live our lives with nothing but love to fall back on. I love you. And because I love you, here I am. Restless in my bed again. Wondering if I ever cross your busy mind. Wondering how a perfect love can go wrong. But I will never give up because I am in love. I may falter, but I will never f
Pissed Off
I'm sure a lot of you know I haven't been on here much lately. I finally come on here today to find out a certain family member of mine is complaining how I haven't been rating their pics etc. For one there is a reason why I haven't been around here much lately not that I feel like telling everyone about it but a few of you do know why. Secondly if you feel your life is going to be so much better because of a certain rank you'll be or whatever then delete me as I'm not here for points! Fact of the matter is I DO have a life outside of fubar and that comes first before anything!!! It pisses me off to no end that someone thinks they can "threaten" me with being deleted from their list because of this. Like that's going to get them anything from me! I am letting everyone know now that I will be here when I can or want to, but I have more pressing matters at hand and if you want to delete me go ahead.
Taken For Granted
Taken For Granted I see people go through there daily lives, Taking care of each other as the days pass on. But over and over I see one thing that makes me sad, I see people taking others for granted and stabbing others in the back. I see soldiers, who have gone over seas, Just to watch there wife take another to her bed. Seen first hand the hurt on there faces, As the last person they trusted betrayed them for another. I see men and women give there lives, For those who believe they have nothing left to live for. Hold there best friends hand in battle as he wished he wouldnt died, While their familys were snug in there beds. I see the best of friends tear each others lives apart, For nothing more then a few harsh worlds. Broken promises and half hearted betrayals, While laughing and gossiping behind their backs with a smile on their faces. What has to happen to make people realize what they already have? Get them to open there eyes to how good there liv
Crazy Jerks
Why do people continually say crap to me and wonder why I get defensive? Well gee, I am not as naive as you think. I try to give everyone a chance to explain their actions if they done me wrong. I apologize when I feel that I acted in a way that was not fit. I don't want to start drama and I find it strange that drama finds me. I am just a woman that wants to have fun and meet new people. I am not a heartless Biotch that wants your money. I don't beg for rates, I might ask for some help if I am close to leveling, but I don't beg all the time. I just ask for some help and if I get it I get it. I don't tell people to have a nice day and then screw with their minds. I am truly pissed and well I blocked the jerk so it doesn't matter now. Some poor woman was warning him of other women on Fu and he took offense to it. He then took his anger out on me. Whatever!! I have had a rough last few years and if you can't handle that then I don't know what to tell you. Be nice is all I am s
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Rasist Man
Start from the bottom up my convo with him..... still has the nerve to shout us both after he blocks us Chris Head...: so you into black dirty cock huh Chris Head...: u nigger luvin whore die cunt Chris Head...: i bet ur mans fat aint he either that or hes old as dust Chris Head...: then thats even worse ->Chris Head...: ummmmmm my nsfws h ave my man in them Chris Head...: actually i dont understand how you women can feel that low about urselves to take nude pics of urself anyways dony you have any respect for your bodies then to let other men see it all over the world ->Chris Head...: this is a queer ass web site with horney pervs seen one you ve seen them all . what you dont like others will die for Chris Head...: oh ok just makin sure we got that understanding ->Chris Head...: no big deal to me i could care less Chris Head...: that fine after seeing how many pics you have i dont wanna see the other
Megaman Project X Game
"It is not meet that a son should set aside his mother, taking her place. Whosoever respecteth not his mother, the most sacred being after his God, is unworthy of the name of son. "Listen, then, to what I say unto you: Respect woman, for she is the mother of the universe, and all the truth of divine creation lies in her. "She is the basis of all that is good and beautiful, as she is also the germ of life and death. On her depends the whole existence of man, for she is his natural and moral support. "She gives birth to you in the midst of suffering. By the sweat of her brow she rears you, and until her death you cause her the gravest anxieties. Bless her and worship her, for she is your one friend, your one support on earth. "Respect her, uphold her. In acting thus you will win her love and her heart. You will find favor in the sight of God and many sins shall be forgiven you. "In the same way, love your wives and respect them; for they will be mothers tomorrow, and
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What We Fear The Most
What does this tell you? Two magazines, Country Living (99.99% white readership) and Ebony/Jet(99.99% black readership) did surveys on .....'WHAT DO PEOPLE FEAR MOST?' The results were interesting, to say the least.. Country Living magazine's top three answers were:1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack in U.S. ..2. Child/spouse dying/terminal illness.3. Terminal illness/self. Ebony/Jet magazine's top three answers were:1. Ghosts2. Dogs3. Registered mail AND some say we are all alike
Some people just don't know when to stop. Take Ashton, for example. This is the kind of guy who sings stuff by women to make a complete ass of himself... and when someone suggests lowering his pants for a gansta song, goes a bit far. Hence why I couldn't sleep last night. The image scarred me. On a nicer note, when I said nice dancing to a really hot girl on the way out who did basically every corny dance move in the book, unashamedly, she called out "I love you too!". It's a match made in heaven, I tell you. Now I hope she comes back. Fortunately (or un) she was with Ashton's group, who have become semi-regular since the end of last year (ie: they just turned 18).
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"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
Life This Was A Essay For Class
The best way to start this essay. I was thinking about how I came to be here not in the way I was born, more like how did I come to Pittsburgh from outside of Philadelphia. All my life seems more like a blur because a lot of it was me seeing things you cant imagine for someone at a young age. I grew up much closed off at times. I did have my friends, but I never showed them a weak side of me even when my mom got sick from cancer. I cant remember what kind cant even tell you how felt when she died cant even remember what I wore that day. But what I can tell you is that day was the longest day of my life. Then years later I get sick with kidney failure I go on dialysis for a year then get a transplant then 5 months later I reject the kidney to only go threw one of them times where something bad happen there was always something worst to come. Three weeks in I find out they cant save the kidney and then they find my spleen about to burst on top of they find cancer ca
I have a Craving for Someone to Join Me and My Husband and if your Interested and Live in the Southern Indiana Area/ Louisville Ky Area and are Interested Please Get in touch with me at my email addy at and i'll give you all the details.. thanks for reading my blog...Stephanie
I just got a phone call... and have to be at work 30 minutes early fuck a duck
My Rules
I have some rules that govern my life. By doing so I have become a much happier person. 1. I don't do drama... if you are a drama queen, and feel you need to always be the center of everything... then I don't need ya. 2. I'm NO ONES savior... if you are looking to be rescued or saved from your current situation... look some where else.... Look to Jesus... I hear he did a good job of being a savior... 3. I don't do guilt trips... my mother was a pro, and I just don't fall for them any longer... 4. I don't surround myself with negitive people... they drain you, emotionally, financially, and physically.... 5. I don't lie, and I don't take it kindly when people lie to me... I have been known to kick people to the curb for lies... these are my rules... they may seem harsh... but hey... that's life....
Terminally In Love
the smile a true grimace to misconstrue all the pain when my eyes close or the memory wordless from my lips oh no not again long sleeves long jeans long coat to hide the wounds that open and bleed saying its only a scratch when she turns and leaves appearing dizzy and joking with a concussion foolish and broken i can make you laugh at me but you cant see because of your kind i am dying
My Idea Of The Perfect Woman
My Idea of the perfect woman. 1. I've always had a soft spot for Blondes and redheads. This doesn't mean I don't like brunettes.. after all my ex wife was one... 2. she has to be a positive person. 3. she would have gorgeous eyes... I'm a sucker for eyes... 4. she would have a nice body.. I know some are going to say that makes me superficial... but a nice body to me is determined by me on a case by case basis. 5. she must be as freaky as I am...LoL Don't get me wrong... I like someone who is innocent... but they must be open to new ideas and experiences. 6. They must be loyal... and when I say Loyal... I don't just mean that they don't cheat... 7. They must be honest.. 8. Someone who isn't completely selfish... 9. Someone who doesn't have a problem communicating... not only their feelings, but also their hopes, dreams and desires... 10. Someone who is active. I like sitting at home watching a movie just as much as the next person... but c'mon now... some times ya gotta ge
Autos On My 2 Year Fu-versary!
It's my 2 year fu-versary!!! And I have Auto 11's activated!!! Love up on me and level!! And thats not all!! DJ Kasper is offering bling for the first 10 ppl to rate ALL my pics while my Auto 11's are on!! PM me *Silentlizard* when you have finished rating!! And don't forget to show lots of luv to DJ Kasper!! She is an amazing friend and I am sooo glad to call her my friend!!
And Still
Is it the curve in your smile all the while with a growing, knowing, grieving notion that the one you loved, coveted, kept and bewildered lay broken in the afterglow of your fury? do you worry? wonder, wait, anticipate the pride in the kill as you spill the hope from the soul they cage in a heart that they handed you without even a thought do you delight as they fill with fright fueled by regret, confusion, contemplation and humiliation in the place you once lifted them to heights that embarrassed even the stars? What a shame it's a game or a mask or a cloak that you soak with your intolerance, the indifference and shame or unworthiness you feel in yourself that they were blinded to until you forced them to see can't it be, can't you be, can you be not a mighty shoe to stamp out the anthill I call heart ... feed the need the pull the give the grow the orgy of affection that multiplies like fireflies on a warm summers moonlight swelter over skylines painted with the glowing auras of
What Is It Today?
today seems to be really blah, and it doesnt seem like its just me. maybe ill do a few shots while im cookin my chicken alfredo or wait till after. i could always make nfsw pics or something, but id probably ruin my dinner. bla bla bla this blog is about nothing, im having an off day, my sarcasm seems to be sleeping and i cant wake it up. bewbies?
So today, this black dude who calls himself pussy muncher (how original)proceeds to send me of all ppl a friend request. Now I'm all up for meeting new ppl, but this asshole took the cake. Checked me out, but obviously didnt read my profile. Whatever. Dude gets all pissy and calls me a deuce, what that means I have no idea. So I think this is reverse racism..told him click and go back to the field. Anyone who knows me can tell you that I jump right back. Maybe I am racist, but thats my right. I did not vote for Obama. Because he was black and more importantly, due to his known affiliation with a suspected terrorist. I was raised redneck and I'm damned proud of it. I think rap music is stupid..RAP= retards attempting poetry or retarded african people. How ever they wanna take it. Dont care. So I'm proud to be white. Damned proud. I'm sick and tired of the brothas and sistas pulling out this oppression bullshit. Grow a set and get a fucking job ppl so I dont have to
Return Love
A Tear
A Tear A tear is the rain of ones soul By Michael Dougherty
Excuses One does not need an excuse to push forward ~ it is only an excuse that sets you back. By Michael Dougherty
The First
Hello all to whom are reading this. This is more of a tester, to see how everything runs. I should have some more pics up in a day or two. So not really much to look at. And neither is that pic. I look like I have a cat growin' out my armpit lol.
Updated Change Of Command
Lots of crap from todays earlier decision,Shayla + Susan will take over as interim working co's TLC will have to work with them.With Silverado Hospital Bound,an myself feeling like I will be next.Time Shayla steps up to the plate.She was the first I asked as a co.We been friends a long time.This Family was Founded for her in mind,I am her Mentor,even though very lapsed at that role of that.I didn't want to involve susan with added Stress with her Major Health concerns,an with the onset of this miserable flu as well I worry for her.Susan desirers a leadership as well .Please show Shayla an Susan Respect an loyalty.There 2 beautiful kindhearted friends.Please prey for silverado,my longest fubar friend.many come an go from my friends list,these 3 are a cut above.I feel I was infected on purpose to kill me off.By an inconciderate selfish bastard.please bare with this set back ty Lord Wolf
Ice-incase Of Emergency
Apparently this is a standard procedure all paramedics follow at the scene of an accident when they come across your cell phone. ICE - 'In Case of Emergency' We all carry our mobile phones with! name s & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell(mobile) phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person! or p ersons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought
Piece By Piece
I am falling apart at the seams slowly by surely I will one day become no more. My life was sewn together for me for so many years, put together by unrevealing thread. During thist ime all my memories and life stories were made in a little rag doll for me to cherish and love.I carried the rag doll with me wherever I went, tugging it along through all my trials and tribulations sewing together whatever pieces fell apart.I have now lost that rag doll, it has been tarnished and thrown into a fiery grave,slowly coming apart at the seams, slowly burning and crying in pain as the life it has watched is being detroyed by the unsurreal life it was given.No more does the doll exist,no more do I exist.
Just announced at work two of our party by the pool entertainers :D EVERCLEAR AND BLUES TRAVELER!!! I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO haha gonna take my paid time off lol oh well i gotta see who else is gonna be lined up :D
My Nsfw Pics
held me should i keep my nsfw pic?please tell me
Cant Find Her!!!!!
looking for my best friend who moved to mississippi in june 08. Hey Susy_Q its dawn find me
Update To "project Peanut"
Okay, I haven't updated the baby budget thing in a while, so I think it's time I did. As you can see from the title of the blog, I've officially named this little pet project of mine "Project Peanut". With that being said, let's get down to business.Out of Pocket:Carol: $1,616.55Thom: $427.00Others: $675.00Total: $2,718.55Medical Billed: $34,302.46 (of which $479.30 was paid by Carol [included in amounts above], rest paid by insurance) Category Total Book $1.98 Bed $8.43 Food $23.30 Dishes $38.36 Bath $75.73 Medicine $83.18 Other $92.87 Cash $100.00 Travel $136.00 Uncategorized $160.37 Diapers $167.08 Clothes $176.36
Right Now
what is so crazy that a gurl cant have fun in order to be classy???
Looking 4 Friends
im new 2 fubar and i need some more friends so if your already my friend spread the word 2 your friends and have them check me out and add me. thats what friends are 4 right lol. thanx
This Is So Bad
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow. "What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified. "Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."
In My Mind
I'm in the middle of a dark tunnel No way out Don't know which way to go The darkness eats away my mind Someone shine a light towards my way Feel as if froze in time Wanting to relinquish the pain Insurpassible desires Nothing to gain Respect is earned Children disrespect ~ Always getting burned~ Some wonder where things come from This I will tell you I write what I see How I feel and what I believe in They say a mind is beautiful thing to waste I try not to waste mine Many things have been taken Away and lost in my life My mind will not be one of them I don't hide behind facid things I know what is real I don't have sex appeal I am real I don't lie cheat nor steal Not materialistic I'm grateful for what I have been given Life is precious to me Mainly because of what I have seen The endings and the beginnings
The lightning flashes the thunder roars Get ready baby the rain's about to pour I see the madness in your eyes Feel it burning between your thighs Skin on skin the air is getting hot remember my name you're going to scream it a lot Feel the heat skin in silk In and out like the rising of the tide Feel the waves rush over me My soul belongs to you tonight Drown myself in the waters of life Smooth as butter cut by a knife Feel the heat washing over me Rise up and come with me Feel the heat skin in silk In and out like the rising of the tide Feel the waves rush over me My soul belongs to you tonight
Racist Man
Start from the bottom up my convo with him..... still has the nerve to shout us both after he blocks us Chris Head...: so you into black dirty cock huh Chris Head...: u nigger luvin whore die cunt Chris Head...: i bet ur mans fat aint he either that or hes old as dust Chris Head...: then thats even worse ->Chris Head...: ummmmmm my nsfws h ave my man in them Chris Head...: actually i dont understand how you women can feel that low about urselves to take nude pics of urself anyways dony you have any respect for your bodies then to let other men see it all over the world ->Chris Head...: this is a queer ass web site with horney pervs seen one you ve seen them all . what you dont like others will die for Chris Head...: oh ok just makin sure we got that understanding ->Chris Head...: no big deal to me i could care less Chris Head...: that fine after seeing how many pics you have i dont wanna see the other
I had a phone call from my dad tonight. I'll start by saying I don't talk to my parents a great deal. I never have, and I don't think I ever will. I respect my parents, and I respect the things they have gone through. I want their approval, but I like to find my own way in life. Sure I've made some mistakes, but I think I turned out pretty well. But, because of this we don't talk all that often. When we do, however, it always follows a pattern. After the how are you's and all that stuff: 1. Presentation of problem. Today their issue was that they are up for new phones on their contracts. I have an iPhone, he wants a phone that can do stuff like that, therefore he must know all that I know about phones. This is typically the case for the first part of the phone call, they have a problem that they need my help figuring out. I don't mind it, everybody asks me computer questions, I fixed a stranger's phone in a hallway before, just because I "looked like I knew what I was doing."
Anguish My head hurts I have no vision Of you nested In my arms Melding Into me Like peanut butter And jelly So natural Like gin and olives In a martini Intoxicating Like me Kissing that spot Between your legs Where you go Mmmmmmmmmmmmm It makes me smile Where are you? Fuck! Where are you? Sigh! poet
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Value Of A Kiss
if u ask most people now a days they will probably tell you, that you can put a value on just about anything. but whats the value of a kiss, a touch, an embrace. how can you put value on something like that, can you value those things, how about a relationship? to me there are so many different ways i value these things. the value of a kiss; soft lips a soft touch especially when there is real emotion behind it. a kiss to me is valued differently when placed in different body parts. a kiss on the lips to me mean i want to be with you i want to get to know you i want to give and recieve more. a kiss on the neck, passion, the type of passion that drives a relationship. the kind of kiss that makes you think of heat. a kiss on the breast, plain and simple i want you. how about the kiss on your fingertip, have you ever really thought about that? next time you are with yor other kiss their fingertips, see the reaction you get. a kiss on your thigh. depending on what emotions are
Shout Box
ok if you all know me and have read my profile you know a lil about me and i appreciate you reading my profile, even though it says please read my profile. anyway, recently i have been adding alot of people and hoping they read my profile as I read theirs. so i came across this female that had a very funny profile and i laughed alot cuz it was alot like some shit i would say on mine. with all that being said i requested to be friends with this female and she accepted..and th following is what i got in my shout box today.... ***your profile is too long... i'd never take the time to read it all.. so i took 2 min.. and scanned it... after reading your criteria for "friends" i deleted you from my list.... have a good day....... might want to try to shorten up your front page so ppl might actually take more than 2 min to scan it*** this is the kind of people I do NOT want as friends. seriously if you cant take 5 minutes to read a profile then why are you at my page asking
Something I Found (for All Those Girls Whom Feel This Way!)
Baby I know It's hard to be stuck in this trap called 'WAR' With nothing to show besides dead bodies and souls, Just ask that asshole George Bush he knows! It's our people that are dying but it's his WAR so let him fight the fight... I know this is the job you signed up for, But it's wasn't on the contract that you'll be sent to fight a meaningless WAR I'M pretty sure there other ways on solving this matter. Instead on sending our soldiers to IRAQ, Having there families Cryin, Hoping and Praying for them to come back. But I guess what's done is done even if it's with a Rifle or a Gun. I cry at night my silent tears Wishin and Prayin you were Here. Unfortunately your deployed that's something I wish didn't happen to my soldier boy I know you are well because you told me so... Thought out all this pain there's only one thing that remains the same MR. Laboy I LOVE YOU in every single way and please know I will never take your love in vain. Your my soldier! My life! My heart! M
Take Your Voudon Snakes And Shove 'em Up Your Ass...
I got your mojo right here muddahfuckkah... (of course, this won't make sense... but you should know by now that's not what I do)
Noah Is Walking!!!
Noah Walking Yes I know the video is from MySpace but damnit they are faster than YouTube... :D
We Possess The Power
The will to greatness clouds the mind Consumes the senses veils the signs We each are meant to recognize Redeeming graces cast aside Enduring notions new found promise That the end will never come We live in times when all seems lost But time will come when we'll look back Upon ourselves and on our failings Embrace the void even closer still Erase your doubts as you surrender everything We possess the power To mend divides To change the world To reach the stars If we should stay silent If fear should win our hearts If this should start to fall apart Our light will have long diminished Before it reaches the farthest star Wide awake in a world that sleeps Enduring thoughts enduring scenes The knowledge of what is yet to come From a time when all seems lost From a dead man to a world Without restraint unafraid and free We possess the power If we fall and break All the tears in the world Cannot make us whole again
It's Like Self Mutilation!!
i have a place to go and a save place to stay as long as i need.... i have someone who would treat me right and i wouldnt have to worry about going to sleep at night wondering if ill be able to sleep through it and not have nightmares of the same things i'm going through when im awake. my god he broke my neck, for christ sake i had to crawl out the fucking bedroom window to get away from him so i wouldnt have to stab him with the fucking steak knife... and yet again, i had to call the cops for him to get it through to his head that i was scared for my well being with him again! what more does he have to do to me before i'll really say 'enough' i just dont understand myself anymore. i have to get out, i know this... but why dont i just do it?? ...i dont know... i need help, and i just dont know where to start and how to get away this time. god if only i would have just stayed in the house that night and just let him go. i mean yeah he gave me a suicide note and i sent him to the looney
Old Couple
Once upon a time there was this older couple. They had been married for 55 yrs and were into their early 80's. They lived on a small farm where the older man worked for their food. So one day he comes in from a long day of work exhausted and dirty wanting a shower and something to eat. As he walks into the bedroom his wife is laying in bed naked. He says to her "Ma, why are you naked?" Ma says "Well Pa I am horny and want some." Pa says "Ma, you know I cant get it up no more" and heads into the bathroom. 20 mins later Pa comes outta the bathroom to find his wife standing on her head in the corner. Pa says " Ma, whatcha doing now?" Ma says "Pa, if you cant get it up, then drop it in!"
Fellatio May Decrease Risk Of Breast Cancer In Women...
Found Here Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women... (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio i
Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentiality' and 'Reality'?" Dad: "I will show you" Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"? Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity" ! Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars? Daughter: "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!" So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"? Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!" And father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.
Heres To Us Wit Broken Hearts ... Creation Belongs To Mi Hermana, Bella
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went through t
Okay So Ya Got Me To Stay!
thanks to all my good friends on fu!i couldn't leave you...i was just going through some family issue's.and i still might not be on for a while but i don't want to lose all the wonderful crazy peeps i have met on here!i love you all!...thank you for being wonderful friends...xoxoxoxox
Why do we feel the need to see what our friends are writing to their other friends on places like Fubar and Myspace? Going as far as to check other peoples profiles just to see how much contact someone is having with someone else is a bit far in my opinion. I used to think it was just the young who suffered from this need to check up on their friends and significant others but I'm finding recently that the disease is infecting the older people too. Personally, jealousy and possessiveness are not traits I admire in a man, (or woman for that matter) Why worry about what I do with someone else? I can still be your friend too. Just a personal thought. Blessings on all who read this.
Video Of Me For My Dj Buddies
I had to do a video for my DJ friends about some new hardware...
Opeth Announce Headlining Tour!
Opeth Announce US Headline Tour Swedish metal titans, Opeth, announce US headline tour to begin in May. The tour will be sponsored by Decibel Magazine and Enslaved are confirmed to support. Tour routing is as follows: 01 May New Jersey @ Starland Ballroom 02 May Boston MA @ House of Blues 03 May Montreal @ Medley 04 May Toronto ON @ Sound Academy 05 May Pittsburgh PA @ Mr. Smalls 06 May Chicago IL @ House of Blues 08 May Omaha NE @ Sokol Auditorium 09 May Boulder, CO @ Fox Theater 11 May Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory 12 May Portland OR @ Roseland Theater 13 May Chico, CA @ Senator Theater 14 May San Francisco, CA @ Grand Ballroom 15 May Pomona, CA @ Glasshouse 16 May Los Angeles CA @ Avalon or Henry Fonda Theater 17 May Tucson AZ @ Rialto Theater 19 May San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar 20 May Oklahoma City OK @ Diamond Ballroom 21 May Memphis TN @ New Daisy Theater 22 May Knoxville, TN @ Bijou Theater 23 May Columbus OH @ Newport Music Hall 24 May Detroit, MI @ E
Mexican Lasagna
Prep Time:40 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min makes:8 servings 1 lb boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into strips 1 large onion, halved and cut into thin wedges 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped 2 cups (16 oz) fat-free ricotta cheese 1 cup (8 oz) reduced-fat sour cream 1 can (4 oz) chopped green chilies 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro, if desired 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/8 teaspoon salt 3 cups Muir Glen organic salsa, any flavor 8 corn tortillas (6-inch diameter), cut in half 1 1/4 cups shredded low-fat Monterey Jack cheese (5 oz) 1. Heat oven to 350F. Spray 13x9-inch rectangular baking dish with cooking spray. 2. Spray large skillet with cooking spray; heat over medium heat. Add chicken; cook and stir 5 minutes or until no longer pink. Remove to a medium bowl. Wipe skillet with paper towel. Spray with cooking spray. Heat over medium heat. Add onion and garlic. Cover and cook, stirring occasionally, 7 to 8 minutes or until lightly browned. Add to chicken in
Share This With Everyone You Care About
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
Orange-almond Chicken
Prep Time:40 min Start to Finish:40 min makes:4 servings 1/4 cup sliced almonds 1 tablespoon peanut or vegetable oil 4 boneless, skinless chicken breast halves 1/2 cup chopped shallots 3 ounces mushrooms, sliced 1/3 cup orange marmalade 3 tablespoons soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper Orange slices (optional) 1. Place almonds in a large nonstick skillet. Toast over medium heat, shaking the pan often, 5 minutes, or until fragrant. Remove to a plate and set aside. 2. Heat oil in the same skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken and cook 5 minutes, or until no longer pink, turning occasionally. Remove to a plate. 3. Add shallots to the pan and cook 5 minutes, or until soft. Add mushrooms and cook 5 minutes, or until mushrooms render their juices. Stir in marmalade, soy sauce, and pepper. Return chicken to the pan. Reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer 10 minutes, or until a thermometer inserted in thickest portion registers 160F and juices run clear. Top wi
Crazy, It Really Is
its amazing now low someone is willing to go to try and ruin another persons life because they are a very sad, lonely, lost piece of chit and not to mention liar of the best. The problem started with a liked someone from fubar. This person lied about everything and I mean everything. The state he lived in, people dieing in his family, being in the hospital, being a fireman, owning a car shop, owning a business in Ireland that his mother passed down after she died, yeah thats probably a lie too. Even so much to many promises to come see me, even swearing to God that he will be here. Well this went on for about 2 weeks and I finally had enough. But now that its over, my children are being threaten. Yeah now he claims to have called Social Services on me. Great huh? Yeah I thought so. This person I speak about is a work of art. Someone willing to put children in danger because the "so called" relationship is over and I have blocked him on here. I have blocked both yahoo names after the Th
How Do I
how do i get a background on my page for everyone to see that isnt a pic from my fubar? everytime i try it doesnt come up here plz help me
Peachy Chicken With Red Wine
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:40 min makes:4 servings 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 1 1/4 lb) 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons whole grain pastry flour 1 tablespoon olive oil 3 shallots, thinly sliced 1/2 cup dry red wine or Progresso chicken broth (from 32-oz carton) 2 firm ripe peaches, sliced 1/2 cup loosely packed fresh basil, sliced 1. Use hands to flatten the chicken breasts to an even thickness. Season chicken with pepper and salt. Coat with flour, patting off excess. 2. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium heat; add 2 teaspoons of the oil. Add chicken breasts; cook 12 minutes, turning once, until an instant-read thermometer inserted into the thickest portion reads 160F and juices run clear. Remove chicken to a plate. 3. Add remaining oil and shallots to the skillet. Cook and stir over medium heat 2 to 3 minutes or until shallots soften. Add wine; stir to scrape up any brown bits. Increase heat to med
What Will Be
When love's astray there's nothing you can do about it But who can say? I won't be better off without it I might be down but don't count me out There's a world I want to know all about You can say I'm just dreaming I've always been an optimistic one I can't help feeling that the best is yet to come oh-oh oh-oh There comes a time Ain't nothing you can do to stop it Right now is mine I'm gonna make the best time of it Don't hold your breath if you're waiting for me Today is just tommorrow's history repeat chorus You say I'm being foolish Well, maybe that's so But I'm not afraid of letting go... There's nothing you can do about it (Hey Hey) I know you'll say I won't be better off without it I'm gonna take my heart off the shelf I made a promise To be good to myself repeat chorus The best is yet come oh, oh oh, oh best is yet to come oh, oh oh, oh
Roasted Carrot And Chicken Salad
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:25 min makes:4 servings 1 lb large carrots, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch diagonal slices (2 cups) 1 tablespoon packed brown sugar 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin slices (about 12 oz) 1/4 cup snipped fresh chives or sliced scallion greens 1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon cider vinegar 1 medium shallot, thinly sliced 2 cups baby arugula 1 bunch watercress, tough stems removed 1 1/2 cups halved red seedless grapes 2 tablespoons unsalted shelled chopped pistachios 1. Heat oven to 325F. Spray 11x 9-inch rectangular baking pan and a rimmed baking sheet with olive oil cooking spray. 2. Place carrots in baking pan. Sprinkle with sugar, 1 teaspoon of olive oil and 1/8 teaspoon each of the salt and pepper. Toss to coat well. Roast, stirring several times, 25 minutes or until carrots are tender and lightly golden at edges. 3. About 5 min
A Fault Of My Own
A Fault Of My Own I know I am the one who said no That I am the one who hurt you But I care more than you know And I hope you feel the same way too The thought of putting you through pain Of making you cry from the sadness you feel Its driving me far past insane I just want you to continue to heal Don't regress and don't take a step back Keep moving on with your life and be happy Don't give up on life because I lack What you want to see in me A single tear falls for the pain you must feel Then another because I know I caused your pain I know things must all seem surreal But I see that with me you have little to gain I have someone in my life who makes me happy And I want you to find that one person for you Someone who can make you happier than me And can do more than I could ever do Please, if its to be the last thing I say to you Never forget you are someone I hold dear You've done more than I could ask you to do So, if its not too horrible let me sta
Strawberry-peach Chicken Salad
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:15 min makes:4 servings Strawberry Yogurt Dressing 2 containers (6 oz each) Yoplait Original strawberry yogurt 1 cup sliced fresh strawberries 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar Salad 6 cups Bibb lettuce leaves or mixed salad greens 1 lb boneless skinless chicken breasts, cooked and cut into strips 1 cup sliced fresh strawberries 1 medium peach, peeled and sliced 2 medium green onions, sliced (2 tablespoons) 1. In blender or food processor, place yogurt, strawberries and wine vinegar. Cover; blend on high speed about 15 seconds or until smooth. 2. Arrange remaining ingredients on 4 serving plates. 3. Serve with dressing. Cover and refrigerate any remaining dressing. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): No change. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 280 (Calories from Fat 45); Total Fat 5g (Saturated Fat 1 1/2g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 70mg; Sodium 115mg; Total Carbohydrate 27g (Dietary Fiber 3g, Sugars 21g); Protein 31g % Daily Va
In Regards To Whitney
I am angry. Here's why. My Fubar wife Kept In Corsets, aka Whitney passed away in a car accident in September. One of her dreams was to become a godfather. Her friends and family, who I personally know, because I did know her in real life, wanted to reach this goal on her birthday, which is today. But someone or a few someones decided to be jealous because they were not part of the plan, and told fubar support that they were her FAMILY and their wishes was to have her account deleted. Anyone who knew Whitney would know she would not want her account deleted. She still has a Myspace page in her honor, and they diden't delete her page!! Her friend even bought an auto-11 so we could get her to godfather. Then the head bouncer states not to get involved because her family's wishes was for her account to be deleted and to respect their wishes????? I know what their wishes are, and it was not for the account to be deleted. Thanks everyone who had to ruin her account. Thanks alot.
Tandoori Chicken
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:13 hr makes:4 servings 1/4 teaspoon water 1/8 teaspoon ground mustard 1/2 cup Yoplait Fat Free plain yogurt (from 2-lb container) 2 tablespoons lemon juice 3/4 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon ground cardamom 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1 clove garlic, finely chopped 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 1 1/4 lb) Lemon slices, if desired 1. In small bowl, mix water and mustard; stir in remaining ingredients except chicken and lemon slices. Place chicken in shallow glass or plastic bowl. Pour marinade over chicken; turn to coat with marinade. Cover; refrigerate at least 12 hours but no longer than 24 hours to marinate. 2. Heat oven to 375F. Remove chicken from marinade; discard marinade. Place chicken in ungreased 13x9-inch (3-quart) glass baking dish. Bake about 45 minutes or until juice of chicken is clear when center of thick
I Ain't Missing You
Every time I think of you, I always catch my breath And I'm still standing here, and you're miles away And I'm wonderin' why you left And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart Tonight I hear your name in certain circles, and it always makes me Smile I spend my time thinkin' about you, and it's almost driving Me wild And there's a heart that's breaking down this long distance Line tonight I ain't missing you at all since you've been gone away I ain't missing you, no matter what I might say There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this Signal tonight You don't know how desperate I've become And it looks like I'm losing this fight In your world I have no meaning, though I'm trying hard to Understand And it's my heart that's breaking down this long distance Line tonight I ain't missing you at all Since you've been gone away I ain't missing you, No matter what my friends say And there's a message that I'm sending out, Like a te
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Toasted Almond Chicken Salad
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:30 min makes:4 Servings 3 small chicken breast halves 3 stalks celery, sliced 1 bunch fresh chives, finely chopped 1/2 cup low-fat plain yogurt 1/4 cup light sour cream 1 1/2 teaspoons dried tarragon leaves 2 tablespoons slivered almonds, toasted Salt, if desired Freshly ground black pepper, if desired 1 bag (10 oz) mixed salad greens 1. Spray skillet with cooking spray; heat over medium-high heat. Cook chicken 4 minutes on each side or until chicken is no longer pink when centers of thickest pieces are cut. Remove from heat and let chicken stand at least 10 minutes until cool enough to handle. Chop chicken into small pieces. 2. In large bowl, mix chicken and remaining ingredients except salad greens. Serve chicken salad on salad greens. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 170 (Calories from Fat 50); Total Fat 6g (Saturated Fat 2g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 55mg; Sodium 125mg; Total Carbohydrate 8g (Dietary Fiber 2g, Sugar
Where Did U Do It???
I was just wondering...just how freaky the fubar population REALLY is. So my question...Where is the craziest place you ever did IT at? and how old were you when you did it??? And come on now...don't be afraid to be discriptive...this is fubar...not myspace. LMFAO...HAHA
I Like Small Butts!
Honey-glazed Turkey Breast With Roasted Pineapple
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:2 hr 30 min makes:16 servings 1 bone-in whole turkey breast (4 1/2 to 5 lb), thawed if frozen 1 pineapple (3 lb) 1/2 cup dry white wine or apple juice 2 tablespoons honey 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 teaspoon finely chopped gingerroot or 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1 large clove garlic, finely chopped 2 teaspoons cornstarch 2 tablespoons cold water 1. Heat oven to 325F. Place turkey breast, skin side up, on rack in shallow roasting pan. Insert ovenproof meat thermometer so tip is in thickest part of breast and does not touch bone. Roast uncovered 1 hour. 2. Cut rind from pineapple. Cut pineapple lengthwise in half; cut out core. Cut each half crosswise into 8 slices. In small bowl, mix wine, honey, soy sauce, gingerroot and garlic. Arrange pineapple on rack around turkey. Brush turkey and pineapple with wine mixture. 3. Roast uncovered about 1 hour longer, brushing turkey and pineapple frequently with wine mixture, until thermometer reads 1
Grilled Chicken Breasts With Mandarin Orange Salsa
Prep Time:25 min Start to Finish:25 min makes:4 servings Salsa 1 can (11 oz) mandarin orange segments, drained 1 can (8 oz) crushed pineapple in juice, drained 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 tablespoon chopped seeded jalapeo chile 1/4 teaspoon salt Chicken 1 tablespoon olive, canola or soybean oil 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 1 1/4 lb) 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper (cayenne) 1. Heat gas or charcoal grill. In medium bowl, mix all salsa ingredients. Set aside. 2. Brush oil over all sides of chicken breasts. Sprinkle with 1/4 teaspoon salt, the pepper and ground red pepper. 3. Place chicken on grill rack over medium heat. Cover grill; cook 15 to 20 minutes, turning once, until juice of chicken is clear when center of thickest part is cut (170F). Serve salsa with chicken. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 260 (Calories from Fat 70); Total Fat 8g (Saturated Fat 2g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 85mg; Sod
Grilled Chipotle Turkey Breast
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:2 hr 15 min makes:6 servings Turkey 8 to 10 cloves garlic, peeled 2- to 2 1/2-pound bone-in turkey breast half Chipotle Sweet 'n Spicy Marinade 1/3 cup real maple syrup 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 or 2 chipotle chilies in adobo sauce (from 7-ounce can) 1 or 2 cloves garlic, peeled 1. Heat coals or gas grill for indirect heat. Tuck garlic cloves under skin of turkey. 2. Place all remaining ingredients in mini food processor or blender. Cover and process until smooth. 3. Place turkey on grill; brush with marinade. Cover and grill turkey over drip pan and 5 to 6 inches from medium heat 1 hour 30 minutes to 2 hours, turning occasionally and brushing with marinade, until meat thermometer reads 170F and juice is no longer pink when center is cut. Let stand 5 minutes before serving. Discard any remaining marinade. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 260 (Calories from Fat 90); Total Fat 10g (Saturated Fat 2
Grilled Chicken With Italian Salsa
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:1 hr 30 min makes:6 servings 1 can (15 oz) Progresso chick peas (garbanzo beans), drained 1 can (2 1/2 oz) sliced ripe olives, drained 1 medium bell pepper, chopped (1 cup) 1medium tomato, seeded, chopped (3/4 cup) 2 tablespoons chopped red onion 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 1/2 cup fat-free Italian dressing 6 boneless skinless chicken breasts (1 1/2 lb) 2 tablespoons fat-free Italian dressing 1. To make salsa, in large bowl, mix beans, olives, bell pepper, tomato, onion, parsley and 1/2 cup dressing until well blended. Cover and refrigerate 1 hour. 2. Heat coals or gas grill for direct heat. Brush chicken with 2 tablespoons dressing. 3. Cover and grill chicken over medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning and brushing with dressing occasionally, until juice of chicken is clear when center of thickest part is cut (170F). Serve chicken with salsa. Nutritional Information 1 Serving: Calories 270 (Calories from Fat 60); Total Fat
Grilled Chicken With Chipotle-peach Glaze
Prep Time:30 min Start to Finish:30 min makes:8 servings 1/2 cup peach preserves 1/4 cup lime juice 1 canned chipotle chile in adobo sauce, seeded, chopped 1 teaspoon adobo sauce (from can of chiles) 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 8 boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 2 1/2 lb) 1 teaspoon garlic-pepper blend 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon salt 4 peaches, cut in half and pitted, if desired Cilantro sprigs 1. Heat gas or charcoal grill. In 1-quart saucepan, mix preserves, lime juice, chile and adobo sauce. Heat over low heat, stirring occasionally, until preserves are melted. Stir in chopped cilantro; set aside. Sprinkle chicken with garlic-pepper blend, cumin and salt. 2. Place chicken on grill. Cover grill; cook over medium heat 15 to 20 minutes, turning once or twice and brushing with preserves mixture during last 2 minutes of grilling, until juice of chicken is clear when center of thickest part is cut (170F). Add peach halves to grill for last 2
so yeah...kinda wish i'd gotten paid today but i didn't!! whatcha gonna do? ha ha on a side note, my little brother (who is the upholder of our family's legacy) found out he cannot wrestle his district tournament due to a stupid technicality. tell me, if you were a senior and this was the biggest match of the year, would you not be upset? this is all due to a district ruling because he failed an elective that he opted to take but does not need to graduate. i get it, he failed. but i can't help but feel a bit upset over it. *sigh* on yet another side note, i am really looking forward to the weekend. also, i finished reading hana yori dango in its entirety in two days (that's 242 chapters for those of you who wanna know!) and it was an amazing ride. i'm sad it's over and i ain't gonna lie: i felt a little dissatisfied cause there wasn't any sex in it but i googled a fanfic and BAM! i got my fix. :) check ya later!
Too Fat For Me!
A Loyal Friend
You are a ray of sunshine In a world that's sometimes gray. The magic of your company will brighten up the day. You've guider me though bad times Wiped away me tears,and brought me so much joy as we've travelled through the years. Its warms my heart to know you choose me as your friend, A loyal, loving person on whom i can depend If i could have one wish i'd make itjust for you i'd ask god for his blessing in everything you do.
This Any Nice Saying
Good morning hope your day is wonderful!
Tennis Elbow
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine s
The Eagles Rock Meh.
Eagles - Saturday Night lyrics Seems like a dream now, it was so long ago The moon burned so bright and the time went so slow And I swore that I loved her and gave her a ring The bluebird was high on the wing Whatever happened to saturday night Finding a sweetheart and holding her tight? She said,"tell me, oh, tell me, was I alright? " Whatever happened to saturday night? The years brought the railroad It ran by my door Now there�s boards on the windows And dust on the floor And she passes the time at another man�s side And I pass the time with my pride What a tangled web we weave Go �round with circumstance Someone show me how to tell the dancer From the dance What ever happened To saturday night? Choosin� a friend and loosin� a fight She said,"tell me, oh, tell me, are you alright? " Whatever happened to saturday night? Whatever happened to saturday night?
The Kindness Peom
when we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only make others feel loved and cares far, but help us also to develop inner happiness and peace.
"Giving up on something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up, it's growing up." Incubus Dreams - Laurell K. Hamilton There's so much in/about my life that I'm unhappy with. Sometimes I can't see how to break free, but when I read a statement like that, it's easier to identify just what needs changing, and what needs to be thrown out altogether. Even if I don't always know HOW, at least I can see where the problem lies. And then there's Lindy. *sighs* She's perfectly able-bodied, but refuses to work, instead she's living off the disability she gets for her sons' ADD. I watch her sit around, talking about building her dream house, working her dream job, having all this nice stuff... but she does NOTHING to get there, and she's always scrounging for change from her friends & family. It's her business, I know, but how can she be stuck in a rut and HAPPY there? I'm RAGING to get out! I'm annoyed by people who are not living up to
An Friend Saying
A friend is someone you consider part of the family you got to choose.
Another Saying
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
Contest My Mom Is In...check It Out!
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Read First Before Poems
I was looking thru my old blog and saw my old poetry. I haven't written anything in a long while. I just thought I would share these and leave them open for criticism and what have you. I hope all who read them enjoy them...and yes, I was a little emo for a while's what happens when you're lonely...
Taco Casserole
Taco Casserole I double this recipe for us Ground Beef ( 1 lb ) Tortilla Chips Shredded Chesse ( I use 2 bags & 1 cheddar,1 moz) ( up to u which u want to use , any type will do) Cream Of Mushroom Soup ( 1 can) Rotel (1 can) Brown ground beef, in saucepan, warm soup and rotel together. Butter bottom of casserole dish, crush chips and spread onto bottom. Add Beef and soup/rotel mixture together. Pour over chips, spread shredded cheese over , layer again chips, mixture , cheese. Cook @ 350 for about 30 mins.
*my God*
Written on 5/29/2006 Forsaken by my God Unparallelled emptiness Longing only for the touch of His robe I cry out for mercy I cry out for forgiveness I repent my impurities He takes me in His arms and I am fulfilled once again My cup overfloweth His Spirit withing my being The beauty of His light in my eyes A life new and changed again Renewal and happiness return Constantly I fall harder and farther each time Turning my back to and heart away from God Resenting Him for choices I'VE made And reaping only consequences I DESERVE You are a merciful God Forgiving God Beautiful God MY GOD
*gems Of The Mind*
Written on 5/29/2006 The insanity never stopping. My mind tripped out on adrenaline alone. Can't make it stop no matter how hard I try. Creativity flowing from my pen. Transforming blank sheets into masterpieces. The beauty only known to few. Hidden and locked in my mind's eye. Only feeling. Never knowing. Constantly unconsious verses. Treasures of the mind never revealed. Until moments of unbridled pain. And of nonstop motions of brainwaves.
Chocolate Eclairs
CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS 2 boxes of 8 oz vanilla instant pudding 1 16 oz container of cool whip 1 container of chocolate cake icing 1 box of regular graham crackers Mix pudding according to directions let sit in freezer for 5 minutes after pudding has set mix in the whole container of cool whip into pudding, then in a separate dish layer graham crackers then pudding mixture,continue this until graham crackers is on top then top with chocolate icing let cool for 1 hour
*real Eyes*
Written on 3/8/2006 For those of you who are waiting for that right "someone" to come along/back: One day you'll see All that could have been and long for something more. You'll see the time spent And remember shared moments And you will treasure all Desires running deep to run to my embrace And remember the feeling Once again. You'll see how this life was meant to be. One day you'll see. You try to ignore Hide emotions inside But you can't deny the feelings controlling your senses consuming your mind. You push me away Try to push me aside. Frustration begins because you just can't... ...can't see life without me. My absence from you kills from the inside. Deepest cut made from a friendship severed. A void in your heart left by my absence. You search & search But there are none like me. Come back & realize the happiness that awaits.
Written on 3/8/2006 This one is for the broken hearted: No words to form my heart's break. The harder I try My mind draws more blank. An empty canvas For imagination to run wild. Painting pictures of what should have been. Beautiful friendship Unshaken by any. A bond formed between you and I. Levels of understanding Incomparable to all. Compassion unsurmountable my being carries for you. And all I can do is HURT.
*open Wound*
Written on 3/8/2006 For those who love unconditionally and get hurt by those closest to you...this one is for you: Depression is an ugly thing. Burdening my spirit to discontent. Malevolence burns through my blood Boiling all nerves inside me. First, sadness Then, madness One after the other each set in. Taking away from spirit and balance. Emotions on my sleeve For all to see My broken heart revealed.
Written on 3/8/2006 This one if for the "My Best Friend's Wedding" syndrome type people... This feeling inside. Consuming my life. My eyes blind to the affections of another. He woos me, Romances me. Yet nothing in my heart is for him. I am numb to all, to fear, to the comfort of embrace, to you and your advances. My heard torn to pieces So long ago. Every day mended more & more. Resorting to meaningless carnal desires. Never giving me to anyone. Everyone robbed of who I really am. No longer myself. Not from that day on. ...but worry not...there is hope at the end of every day...
*as I Wait*
Written on 3/8/2006 Can't stop the ache How much can I take? This time invested Knowing you like no other My soul yearns for your affection My heart shattered by your mistakes Yet I will remain Enamored by you And I will wait. Your heart stays with me And does not stray You see me in whispers And hear me in visions of beautiful memories. I haunt your dreams As I wait for you. Every bend I turn Remnants of you I see The kiss of the sun warm on my face As your lips Ecstacy and elation rises within my senses And back to earth I collide With the truths of you and another And still I wait. You make your choices You give your heart tenderly She takes it away Greed in her eyes Breaking pieces slowly off Pieces you trusted in her hands And slowly you turn To me And I continue to wait. The affections earned The trust instilled Relations formed Step by step Finally I move In the direction of your open arms Apologies accepted and
*my Heart*
Written on 3/3/2006 It's hard to cope with this pain. Nothing is same. Spill my heart out on this window sill. You feel one way, but act another. You see things one way, but never say what's really on your mind. The ache inside, makes me realize the depth of feelings I have. It's been so long, never thought this feeling would come again. Scared these days will be gone too soon along with them my heart. Lost friends and family These days will never be the same. The reflection of self and of time wasted away. My heart will survive this storm called Life.
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Written on 10/17/2005 A time for healing has come and gone now is the time for the future History will not repeat I will not give in Strength and faith hold me up containing my fears and doubts Preparing me for what is in store They break my heart piece by piece Yet, He helps me restore everything that was thought to be lost I find renewal in faith Courage in hope My soul is not lost My heart no longer empty The longing for companionship has returned I fear no longer I trust again My faith carries me from one wake to another Each bigger than the one before it yet my steps fall simply and easily with every progression Not by my own strength have I accomplished these things I stand by my faith Firmly on the pillars of my soul My faith in men has been restored. Again I am ready for him To come into my life To form a partnership not becoming a knight in armor ready for battle I am a damzel no longer There is a strength now forged within
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*my Pain*
Written on 10/11/2005 The love I miss while she's away my love, my lifeline, my soul's comfort This beautiful creature that I helped create The innocence that I brought into a wicked world. I love her so She keeps my head on straight Away from her is nothing but confusion No direction, no reason to go home No reason to sleep, no reason to look forward to another day without her. But in her name I find Hope I find the love I long for in her arms. Her eskimo kisses bring tears to my soul. Her butterfly kisses put smiles in my eyes. Her little embrace fulfills my every need. If anything I need in this world, it is she If anything I long for is to hear her precious voice. She is a jewel found in the eyes of God. Her pain makes the deepest cut in my heart. Her cries I hear in my minds ears and I reach for her She knows me She knows my hurts and sorrows But she also knows better than I. God whispers in her ears, "Comfort thy mother, child, for she is pai
Reason For My Being Away
Woooooow,where do i start...well every since the middle of december I have been dealing with health issuez pertaining to my eyez.It first started off as small blurry vision that started in my left eye that slowly progress worser.yea the shit started off wild and weird cuz i didnt know what waz happening.In and out the ER,20 different blood test comin bacc negative 2 CAT SCANS,4 MRI'S,one waz a full spinal cord,spinal tap while my vision got worse in my left eye to the point it went completely blk wit little light getting in.Headachez galore,but worse after the spinal tap cuz i couldnt sit in a chair without getting one.All during this time the Dr.z still cant understand why thiz is happening to me in the first haethly as they say,blood thicc and dark.then after they figured that the optic nerve that flared up wasnt infected and treated me wwit that good ole iv steriodz for 3 dayz to bring the inflamation down.Not gonna lie,i waz scared,but prayed for the better.As i tried to
Hi Everyone, Please Check Out
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Written on 10/11/2005 I'm on Cloud 9 And things are unclear Do I want this or not? Is this something I can hold on to? I'm afraid this feeling will go away, Afraid this isn't real. So afraid it's gonna hurt all over again. Can't get this off my mind and it scares me so much. Don't wanna feel these feelings, but it's starting again Will I build walls? Can they be broken down? My defenses rearing their ugly head Keeping me from feeling at all. Back and forth my senses go Up and down my heart beats All stirring an uneasiness about me Will I continue to be who I am? Fearing for the welfare of my heart Feeling vulnerable So confused I protect myself and say nothing at all Feel nothing at all Refusing to let history repeat.
Another Joke
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Th
Oven Baked Dutch Apple Pancakes
oven baked dutch apple pancakes 2 cans of apple pie filling or fresh apples 2 Tbs of butter 1tsp cinnamon 3 eggs 1/2 cup milk 1/2 cup flour 1 Tbs sour cream 1 tsp lemon zest 1/4 tsp salt confectioners sugar for dusting if desired instructions preheat oven to350 in an iron skillet warm apples, butter , cinnamon , in a bowl beat the eggs untill frothy add milk , flour , sour cream , lemon zest . and salt beat just untill batter is smooth pour over apples in skillet and put skillet in oven bake about 25 minutes or untill pancake is brown sprinkle with confectioners sugar if desired this is fantastic i tried this yesterday
Homemade Heinz Steak Sauce
1 cup of ketchup 4 oz applesauce 2 tablespoons italian salad dressing 1 tsp chili powder 1 tsp salt 2 pinches pepper throw it all in a blender or processer and blend till combined I made this today to and its the best doggone steak sauce you'll ever taste
Original Recipe For Kfc Chicken
KFC Original Recipe 6 cups Crisco Shortening 1 eggs well beaten 2 cups Milk 2 cups Flour 2 teaspoons ground pepper 3 tablespoons salt 1 package of dry italian tomato soup mix 1/8 teaspoon Garlic Powder 1 dash paprika 2 Frying Chickens cut into 6 pieces
Spinning Wheel
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A Few Things That Really Piss Me Off!!
I am not in the mood to really get into what all pisses me off but I will name 10 in no particular order but just off the top of my head. Feel free to comment on any of these if you like. I would really like to hear some of your opinions!! 1. Chewing food with your mouth open. I lose my appetite when people do this around me if I am eating. I have to leave because I avoid conflict and I will open my mouth to tell the person it is rude. 2. Lying. It is pointless and you have to keep lying to cover up the lie you just told and eventually you will start to believe yourself and get caught. 3. Bitching/complaining about shit you can fix but don't. If you would shut your damn mouth and do something about what you are bitching about, it would make the world and people around you a whole lot happier. 4. Leaches. Leaches are people who do not do a damn thing but suck off of other people for their benefit. Get a damn job and pay your own fucking way and don't
Raw Emotions
01/29/09 Raw Emotions The simple and raw emotion Spreading through me like an ocean The things you tell me don't fall on def ear Everything you say you can bet I hear Telling me of all the things you feel Knowing these wounds I can't possibly heal My job is to be a friend to someone who needs it Tell me why it is you love me, please sit Your love is unconventional, totally new How could I tell this to someone like you? I love you but not in the same way Your friendship means more than I can say I don't want to lose you by saying what I am But I can no longer be closed up as is a clam You need to know the truth of what I feel Though I don't want to hurt you, continue to heal My love is not what you need to be a better man You can do so much better we both know you can What I have to offer is nothing more than a hand To help you up when you've fallen in the sand The pain you will feel is going to be very real But you are strong and I know you can deal
Blonde Joke..
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my Idid. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... " And here I am. See, Blonde Men do exist.
Super Bowl
What team is going to win Pittsburgh Steelers or the Arizona Cardinals. Lets see who fu bar people thinks is going to Win.
So Good I Had To Blog It
And so it begins... So yeah I get it. I'm attractive, I appreciate the positive attention. But seriously? Get to know me before you demand my YIM id.. I'm much smarter than I'm given credit for. Shoutbox is funny today... (Read from the bottom) (then he ignored me AWW!) wassup: go fuck yourself cunt ->wassup: The best part is? Your only picture is a hash out of DRAMA...And the fact that you're in my shoutbox starting shit is only making yourself come across as an asshole. The irony tastes so sweet! Go play in traffic. :) wassup: gay ->wassup: lol.. Nevermind. It's obviously over your head. wassup: wtf? ->wassup: I, however am not one of them. ->wassup: Trust me, there's lots of sluts around here that will get you off booboo ;) wassup: not here to play your silly games ->wassup: wassup: whatever ->wassup: Well for starters that's privileged info for family only... wassup: cool, what's your yahoo? ->wassup: I do.. wassup: do u have yahoo messenger? ->w
1/31-2/1 Horoscope For Libra
Feel the Fire This Weekend Racing full speed ahead in romantic matters is a definite possibility this weekend. The Moon enters fiery, passionate and impatient Aries on Friday morning to turn up the heat through Sunday afternoon. The need for new experiences sends a strong signal to break with routine. The usual places and faces may seem boring, so avoid taking a stroll down memory lane. A tendency to leap without looking makes things exciting, which is really the point. Playing it safe is not an option. Fortunately, jovial Jupiter is in a protective relationship with the Moon on Friday night, catching us when we're about to do something foolish. The desire for adventure can shake up an existing relationship with challenges to make it new again. If you're single and looking, however, this is an excellent time to take some chances by being more direct in expressing your desires. The Aries Moon rewards actions even if they look like mistakes. Keep trying to connect since persistence pay
Ride'n With The Devil
Saturday Morning I left the house on my Busa,, I was 1 mile from my house, brought my new Hayabusa up to 3rd gear, 60-70mph, front end started to shimmy. Caught a curb, went airborne, dont remember anything until EMS arrived. Next thing I know they're are people standing around me saying "Dont move". Im in a tremendous amount of pain, my face is covered in blood, my body is facing one way, & my left leg is facing another way. I lay there contorted and infused with pain & agony. I ended up severing my big toe, almost completely losing it, broke: my other toes, my lft foot, my left knee, my femur, & fractured my pelvis, bruised 3 ribs, broke my back in T6, broke my collarebone & tore my rt rotator cuff. I blacked out & ambulance n sherriff arrived on scene. Ive been in the hospital since saturday morning, till about an hour ago. Drugged/sedated. It was not a rdier's error but a mechanical malfunction. I'm home safe n sound. In pain but alive (Please send painkillers). I was wearing my l
Fui o que no sou.
Baviaan Winked. He Knew.
Said Leopard to Baviaan (and it was a very hot day), Where has all the game gone? And Baviaan winked. He knew. Said the Ethiopian to Baviaan, Can you tell me the present habitat of the aboriginal Fauna? (That meant just the same thing, but the Ethiopian always used long words. He was a grown-up.) And Baviaan winked. He knew. And the longer I live, the less I find I actually know. This passage from one of Rudyard Kiplings Just So Stories leapt out to me when I read it; for childrens stories, they are a little antiquated but theyre fun to read. Last night was the second night in a row our daughter Sarah didnt have a story read to her before she went to sleep because shed been misbehaving some time during the day. I cant just say it is a stage because I live with her (and our son Jeffrey and my wife Martha and her sister and their aunt Mary) and Im in close proximity to her a way Im not with others. It feels just a little like failure on my part when our kids d
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Lol.. Girls Ever Feel Like This?...:) :)
((Yeah I felt like this.. once upon a time)) LOL Enjoy. :D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Hi.. I'd like to make a withdrawal from my joint account please. Thank you. Um.. Can you tell me what the balance is now. $0.01 Thank you very much. *goes home* Picks up phone book... thumbs through it... Finds what I looking for... *picks up phone... * Yeah.. Hi.. I need to have some large packages delivered. Umm.. There's probably about 10. To a personal address please. 20 minutes.. That's fine. Thanks. *hangs up.* Begins throwing things into boxes... not caring if it's breakable or not.. Tapes them shut. Grabs a black marker and writes the address onto it... pushes it asides.. Grabs another. 20 minutes or so later.... *hears door bell ring* goes to door.. opens it.. Sees delivery guys*... Hi.. Come on in. They're right there in the hall. Umm.. There's no need for a return address. And I can make it C.O.D. right? That's great! Thanks bunches guys! *closes the door as the la
I Feel Special
i scream your name in the rain. you are my angel flying around me. i hear your voices in the rain. i run to find you. you're the angel im looking for. i been waiting for someone as you. i was lost but you helped me find the way. my heart took me to you. you are the one i need. your the one i want to hold. i forgot about yesterday. i remember today. i can think of tomorrow without you. getting a kiss from you would make my life worth living. i can go anywhere with you. you are my angel. you make me believe in you. my heart is yours. my love is all yours. i scream your name in the rain. i hear your voice. your the angel flies around me. i hear your voice. i come to you. my heart makes me come to you. my heart helped me find you. you are the only one i need.
You Can Rise Above Reality.
Your Daily Motivation You Can Rise Above Reality. Thursday January 29, 2009 YOU CAN RISE ABOVE REALITY. Courage is the power to face your difficulties. It comes from the reserves of your mind that are more powerful than any of your outside circumstances. When you recognize that you are bigger than your problems, you gain the courage necessary to overcome anything. Your obstacles will look large or small to you according to whether you are large or small. Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. It gives you the ability to rise above reality. You are more important than any of your problems. Copyright 2008 Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and absorption mechanism for the rest of your organs. You should do what you can to protect and nurture your skin because your skin protect
You Like It Or You Don't...
(again.. you'll like it or you won't.) mystic entrancing soul touching - as shadows touch silky light. . such pleasure desire a raw wanting. . . slowly does shadow reveal the beauty hidden within - how tempting with its pure light- so alluring... teasingly shadow shows its brilliance before once again enclosing - keeping the passion of what is hidden for itself. ~Candyce~ ~Inspiration behind it~ *while driving back from shopping I noticed the sky - clouded over with dark clouds - after watching for a few minutes - the clouds started moving away.. letting the moons light through... gradually they moved until the full moon and all its beauty was visible- than as if teasing - the clouds again covered it. as it to hold its brightness and beauty away for itself.* thanks for reading. :)
Lol.. Even 'writer's Block' Can Be Inspiring...
A poet .. with no words to drip across the page wetting the appetites of those who read, no thoughts to provoke within the mind of decadent desires or a heated touch, no tempting treat which to feed those who crave the shadows or Luna's light, no dark secret to foretell of coming doom to those who tread on a true heart... Just the blankness that comes. ~Candyce~
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not so, For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow, Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee, Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee doe goe, Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie. Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell, And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well, And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then; One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally, And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die.
Talk Dirty..!!!! Tips..
To Talk Dirty - 5 Tips Tip #1: Set the tone for your encounter:alcohol Tip #2: Give him/her a little teaser:pantie flash Tip #3: Tell him/her what you want your lover to do to you.. sky's the limit. :Tip #4: Ask him/her what they want you to do :??.within reason.. kk. Tip #5: Turn up the heat with new vocabulary:Cunt.. Pussy.. vag.. etc.. lol.. shhhh JUST LAY BACK AN ENJOY.. Smiling.. cool This. Fun time is brought to you by Abby.. hugs.xoxo
~silent Tears..~
the distant murmurs the hateful glances one gets used to it as time soon passes- words let out among the few spoke without meaning tend to stick like glue- one gets used to it they soon get by but no one can hear the silent tears you cry- they find their way upon your cheek silently falling while inside you scream- their presence known as you fight to hide it but when a silent tear falls how can you deny it.. ~Candyce~
Imagine A Woman
Imagine a Woman Patricia Lynn Reilly, M.Div. Imagine a woman who believes it is right and good she is a woman. A woman who honors her experience and tells her stories. Who refuses to carry the sins of others within her body and life. Imagine a woman who trusts and respects herself. A woman who listens to her needs and desires. Who meets them with tenderness and grace. Imagine a woman who authors her own life. A woman who exerts, initiates, and moves on her own behalf. Who refuses to surrender except to her truest self and wisest voice. Imagine a woman who names her own gods. A woman who imagines the divine in her image and likeness. Who designs her own spirituality and allows it to inform her daily life. Imagine a woman in love with her own body. A woman who believes her body is enough, just as it is. Who celebrates her body's rhythms and cycles as an exquisite resource. Imagine a woman who honors the body of the Goddess in her changing body. A woman who
Get Lifted!!
Get drink an let da booze take care of the rest lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
"One Single Thought" For quite a while now,I have been stuck in a very deep depression mode and not being able to find my way out.Continuously feeling as if nothing can ever make me feel at ease.Staying on ege and wanting it all to end. I know that this state of mind I've been in truly isnot either good for me emotionally nor physically. Draining my body's energy out slowly,as if it were an automobile tire that has a small pin hole in it. Yet here for the past couple of days,I have been actually having some what half descent times.Not worrying about things and being able to once again be able to talk with my dear and close friends on the computer. I must say though,the past two weeks have not been the very best.For on the fourteenth of January,two thousand-nine,I lost my most closest of uncles to an accident while on his way home from work. Then on the twenty-fourth of this month,I had my thirty-seventh birthday.To no surprise,there was no celebration
~even Angels Weep~
showing they care giving hope.. letting you know you're never alone they're by your side keep you wrapped in their wings you feel them there- even when they're not seen they're the soft touch that reassures the kiss on the breeze- knowing they're yours they protect from grief, pain and hurt give you strength to know your worth.. but angels feel too they hold all inside you never see it because their hurt - they hide.. they give you your strength as they take it from theirs.. it's the way they love.. how they care.. yet within their time and all they do few dare know what an angel goes through... they show their strength never show they're weak... but there is a time... when even angels weep. ~Candyce~
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No More
I no take any of this no more.The biggering and bullshit that goes on here is crazy.Where I come from its no like this.I not mean this about all Americans but the ones I have met have been rude or thing they own me. I came back to America the land of the free to do some business that I started here on fubar in meeting men for a video & I have had success in this and I have met some really neat men in person.What I not understand is when someone gets obsessive when we haven't met and cause drama.I can control my other site but here it like a no holds bar.I don't even feel comfortable in going into my lounge and talk to people openingly instead of trying to keep up with my shout box,which I do poorly.I am beginning to feel isolated on a website into feelings I can't move.I not a rude person so I try not to block or ignore.So much has happened here in America that it saddens me to say I think I will just go back home to Datteln.I have major feelings for someone on here but I do not cause
Im In A Pic Contest Pls Help
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones-the Rascal King
Well he was fueled by a lackDrew inspiration from a needSo many problems to crackAnd mouths to feedCrooked was the pathAnd brazen was the walkA cocky swagger, up the ladderAnd could he ever talkThe last hurrah?Nah! I'd do it againThe Rascal King behind the barsOr the one in front of themThe love of GodAnd constant contradictionsWith just a smile, wink or nodWhat's stranger fact or fiction?And never ceasing to amazeOn a regular basisFirst hand into his pocketOr first fist into the facesThe last hurrah?Nah! I'd do it againThe Rascal King behind the barsOr the one in front of themA legendary characterWhen?Only thenWhere?Only thereA hero or a hooligan?Well, that part's never clearPride or shame, it's all the sameWho's innocent or who's to blame?Politics or just a game?Well in the end they knew his nameThe last hurrah? Nah! I'd do it againThe Rascal King behind the barsOr the one in front of them
"No Expectations" Is there really a way to get over the spliting up with someone you truly care for and love? How do we get beyond the pain and heartache that comes from such a traumatic time in life? People are always saying that you will get over it and find another. How can they possibly know how you will be feeling in a month or in a year from now? They can not foresee the future. I know all of us are destined to find love in our life,yet in the back of my mind,I often question it so much. Wondering if I shall be able to love some one as much as I did my lost love. Guess that only time will tell what is to come my way in life. All I can really do is take things one moment to the next,not at all having any kind of expectations that would be shattered. P.J.Page Jan.28,2009 7:56am
Scream Like A Normal Person
i will never forget my my dad changed the locks on me months later i was aloud in to get some of my stuff my aunt was there my dad and my aunt dont really know me all that well my aunt was scard as I dance round to this song singing joyfuly getting my stuff and then singing anoher song and another later my aunt went ok she seems crazy like if she stopped singing she would snap and kill us or something y dosnt she just yell like a nomral person ohh and i so love this line i anit twist i anit demented ha ohh but just little bit
Time is tripped as emotions fly words are spoken in whispered lies heated glances passed through myst.. as passions curse subdues its tryst. long desired yet soon forsaken as greed now tastes what its awaken. shadows haunt the hollow inside for what now is... soon passes in time! ~Candyce~
M.c. In Tribute - To Be Finished
Rolls off on crimson shades As the wheel turns Bent at the will off the mind Its can be made off butter Iron is not strong Shine down beyond the stars Feel the love of the sun Absorb the taste Pills amade of cards Tranced out Tigers Killer Caterpillars Evel Weevilsssssss Hitting the ivory paer off memories as pencils flex in strange odd way & The light side of all It is the Twilight zone
A Poem By Bleedingeyes
i was in broken pieces. i was shattered on the floor. i was crying in tears. i felt no reason for being here. but you gave me a reason to fight this bad feeling. you gave me something to believe in. every time you say hi to me. i have to take a time to catch my breath. im always smiling when i talk to you. how could someone want to talk to a guy like me. you gave me a reason to believe. i feel whole again. i never want to go to sleep. i dont want this day to end. every time i think of you. I'm glad i have you in my life. i never thought of someone as beautiful as you would talk to me. every time you say hi to me. i have to stop and catch my breath. you are too beautiful to describe in words. knowing you is a blessing. if i can only think of the words telling you how happy i am for you being here.
General Hospital Train
General Hospital Train ! :) I am very new to doing trains matter of fact this is my very first one :) so I hope this is successful and I want to thank AGem4life for helping me with all the questions I asked her :). I been a huge fan of General Hospital since I was in 2nd grade I remember pretending I needed to go to the washroom around 2:30 and as soon as the bell rung I use to run home to watch General Hospital and I haven't stopped watching so this is the reason I made this train :) Are u a Soap opera fan and is your favorite soap opera General Hospital if so come join the General Hospital train Just a few rules :) 1.Go to this folder and rate the pictures leave a comment on the last picture. 2. No Drama 3. add fan and add everyone on the list if you already a friend re-rate them and leave a comment just put "General Hosiptal Train". When you are done Please email me and I will make u a tag and send it to you :) So lets have fun 1.Dee75 Member of llama
Cavin In
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Bling Action Today
Auto 11 Bling
Just wanted to tell each and everyone of you that rated me during my auto 11..thank you so much i so appreciate it...To my friends and family YOU ROCK..its hard to thank everyone personally so i will do it this way...xoxoxoxo suzy aka dreamcatcher
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Click Me In A Contest!!!
I'm in a 1st~! Could I get a rate, and a comment pretty please? ♥ You need to add, fan rate the generous Hostess MsCharlotte2u ♥ 1. Add MsCharlotte2u, Fan her, Luv her~ 2. Click my pic & Rate me baby 3. Drop a few comments... Click me baby....I get a choice of Happy Hour, 135 Bling pack or 3 Autos! woooooooooo hooooooooo! Thank you thank you!!! The Generous Hostess offering these Awesome Prizes! Add her, Fan her, Love her! MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar Repost please.... ♥ ♥Heart Inspector♥ DirtySouthCrew~Owned by Gary of DirtySouthCrew & BhamBuggy~@ fubar Thanks for reading, reposting, rating...XOXO!
True Love
in your place, surrounded with candles burning. you put a spell on me. now i will serve you. i will do anything you wish from me. i feel so strange, you have complete control over me. i see your lips move. i can feel what your saying. i beg to serve. what is your wish? i look at your sweet lips move. the beast inside of me wants to get you. im here to serve. your wish is my love. please close your eyes. and let me love you to death. i will prove, that i mean what i'm saying. and begging. i want grab you and hold you forever. when i 1st looked at you i got hooked on you. now your my addiction that i desperatly needed. am i good enough for you? am i good enough for you my love?
Jess Dunham And Achmed I Kill U !!! Lmao
Jeff Dunham So Funny
Thursday 29th Of Jan. 09(empty)
somethings just do not work out for me anymore i feel so empty inside, not suicidal but so down in the dumpa. nothings is right for me in this new year. net goes down for an hour, comes back then cable is gone for more t han 6 hours and stillgone now (since like 5 am this morning i guess). why me eh? am i so unlucky in life i have to suffer like this.
Hello Fubar
Its odd. This isnt my first time on fubar but between drama and very stupid people I chose to walk away and find something else to do. But like anyone else I give seconds changes. Well that depends on what happens too. Just to clear what I mean up, I dont give second chances on relationships. I have learn the hard way that no matter how many times you try, the problem is still their. Rather it be the look of disbelief on what the person did or the pain. Ok, totally getting off the point of this blog. This time seems to be different on fubar which is awesome. Everyone has been very cool and willing to be friends instead of just wanting to add another person "see who can be more popular" Alright enough rambling, in a nut shell, thanks to the ones that are cool enough to say hello and have a small but decent conversation. Enjoy your day ~Alicia
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Purdy Pweaseee.......
Could all of my friends please go show my good friend Patti sum love, she's so close to leveling, no she doesn't have auto 11s, but shes always there helping everyone out, if u don't know her, ur truly missing out on a genuine friend. 274,244 Points to Disciple, lets get her leveled today! Ty in advance to all who helps! :) ◊ мz ŁiℓyηfℓОηЄ Bad Bitches~@ fubar
I Need 1000 Rates Plz Help Ty!
Hello my fu friends I need your help! Im in a contest and I need 1000 rates to qualify for prize. So if you could come by and give me a rate and a couple of comments that would be awesome! Click The Pic Below To Rate My Pic!!! I get a choice of Happy Hour, 135 Bling pack or 3 Autos! Your Awesome Hostess:MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~ Bully Brought 2 You By:♥SinfulBrat♥RL Wife2 BigDaddy Owned By Sayhey2008
Ok All It Time To Reveal This For You All
ok that i have your attention lets get right to the point.i am a empath first of all and a very strong one.which means my heart will never belong to just one to explain why.many years ago i started following a very dark path.i was part of the darkest arts and hurt alot of people on my way through life.and since then.with alot of help from close friends this year i was able to walk away from that part of my life.this past september i renounced the dark arts for good.and became what i am today a druid and a buddhist.i know not many of you will understand that.but that doesn't matter to me.since sam hain this past year the gods that be granted my request.but in payment i must now help all who need close friends will understand please if you are a woman looking to tame me for good please don't try.because it can't happen and it is my curse.and i accept it.for such is the cost when you have done the things i have done in my life.i will not go into detai
My First Book Being Published!
Hey FUBAR!!! Just wanted all of FUBAR to know that my first book, "DARKSIDE OF THE PLANET" by David Lee Jones is coming out sometime in APRIL 2009... It will be available through the publishers website and several other bookselling outlets on the internet including and Please buy a copy and tell your friends to by a copy and their friends and their friends friedns..... Thanks everybody! Sincerely, David Lee Jones
Girls On Temporary Leave.
The Following Girls Are All On Temporary Leave From Fubar & Sarge's Bad Girls For Various Reasons...Be Sure To Continue To Show Them &Hearts; Until They Return. Ecuadorian Goddess(ON TEMP LEAVE) Meagan(ON TEMP LEAVE) **xmasbaby73**(ON TEMP LEAVE) S3XYCRICKET(ON TEMP LEAVE) .x.FullOfSurprises.x.(ON TEMP LEAVE)
Canadian! :)
I've been in the online world for about 12 years now, and I've been asked some really odd things by Americans over the years. Some are quite knowledgeable about Canada, others just have no clue. There were some hilarious interviews done by "This Hour has 22 Minutes" that I spotted one time, they could probably be found at YouTube. They were going around interviewing Americans about various Canadian things, like Tim Hortons! In one, they were telling Americans that Canada had just gotten it's National Igloo.. and you had all these people congratulating us on camera for finally getting our igloo! As for people I've talked to, one lady thought the CN Tower was in the USA, another thought we always had snow. I suppose that actually explains the Americans who pulled into the convenience store I worked at many years ago, with skis on top their car, in the middle of a scorcher day in July, asking me where they could go skiing. Point your vehicle north, and keep driving for a loooong ti
Taking A Temp Leave From Sarge's Bad Girls & Fubar.
I Have Had A Few Girls Inform Me That For Various Reasons. They Need To Take Temporary Leave From Fubar & Sarge's Bad Girls.. If Any Of You For Some Reason May Need To Take A Leave And Would Like To Stay With Sarge's Bad Girls. Just Let Me Know.. You Do Not Have To Give Details Of Why You Are Taking The Leave.. Just Give Me An Aproximate Time You Expect To Be On Leave And I Will Add You To This Blog As Well As Putting "Temporary Leave" Next To Your Name On The Sarge's Bad Girls List. Thank You, The Sarge
That Is All
We cannot tear out a single page from our life, but we can throw the whole book into the fire.
I'll be busy the next few days We lost my Grandma on Tuesday January 27, 2009,I saw her on Sunday she was at the store we were selling girl scout cookies i had hugged and kissed her that day she was well and smiling as usual. She had just moved into a rockin retirement center. She turned 89 in December and was getting somewhat depressed hanging around her house by herself so much. So for her bday she got a new cat and also agreed to moved to be able to socialize more. She loved the new place it truly looked like a resort. Remind me to get insurance for assisted living. Anyway she died happy peacefully in her chair, remote control for the tv in her hand think she fell asleep watching tv. We Love her and miss her. Of course with her passing thoughts of what I should have done come to mind just like with everyone, but Im working hard now getting her house clean ready for all the guests to come and helping my mom prepare everything. Love you Grandma
Music Industry Today
3OH!3's not your boyfriend, T-Pains got a stripper Brokencyde loves the freaxxx, and I've got your sister Britney wears no underwear, Paris has a vid, Lindsey is a lesbo, I keep my shit hid And Blink became Angels, Dave left the chilis, all these rappers beefin, I think this shit is silly Slim has D-12, 50 has G-Unit, the Rizza has the Wu-Tang, I think Ima get a group, Chorus-This is a song about my thoughts, every motha fucka is gonna get caught This is a song about what I think, if you dont like it go see a shrink-End chorus Tech is reppin KC Mo, Pac said Calis where they mac down, 3 6 reppin memphis, and I'm reppin Mac Town K-Ci and Jo-Jo go crazy, Ne-Yo's so sick, One Republic stops and stares, when they see me with their chicks Big Willy has no style, Lil' Jon says "YEAH" Usher feels the burn, but I think thats sad 3LW lost Left Eye, Biggie got shot Kurt Cobain killed himself, I say this dying needs to stop Chorus Pharell drops it like its hot, Big Tymers s
Help Me Win In A Contest
> Hey everyone! I am asking for a favor. I am in a contest to win Auto 11 and all I need from all my friends, family and fans is 1 rate and a couple comments. (comments are to break a tie if any) The contest runs from Noon EST today until Noon EST Feb 2. If you are not a friend of the hostess, please do so, that is the only way you can rate the pic. Here is her link.... MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar Please pass this on to all your friends. If I get the auto 11, I will do a pay out for rates when I run it. (maybe a little incentive Here is the link to the pic to rate.... This is brought to you with love and hugs by... Carebear
Profile Rant
So this rant is LONG over due. I wouldn't rant about this today except I keep getting asked the same shit and its really irking me today. So brace yourselves! RANT ON! The whole point of a profile on social networking sites is to let people know about you. It's to give them an idea of who you are so they can decide if your someone they would like to talk to. The point of having a profile picture is to show people what you look like. Although it defeats the purpose since we all know quite a few people that use fake pictures and/or photos of themselves from years ago when they felt they looked their best. Using fake pictures is something that I can't stand. I don't get the appeal in deceiving someone. I don't understand why someone would create a profile if they are so ashamed of how they look or paranoid about showing people your face. Whats the point? I've seen it time and time again where two people start talking online then decide to meet. Only when they meet one of them looks n
-just Thinking-
-Just thinking- ------------------------------------------------- Maybe there is nothing more, then the inevitable death that awaits us all. Perhaps I did it all wrong... perhaps I should have stopped while I was ahead, so many years ago. Maybe my conscience is 100% evil, and has complete control over me. But why would she want to be evil towards me? What did I ever do to her? I cannot remember a day when all things went my way. I have always struggled, always begged, always felt the need to convince others or went out of the way, to show others. In one hand, I care about what everyone thinks, and in the other I don't give a fuck about anyone else. Why should I? For how much I have put in to being human and giving, and understanding, I cannot remember a day when I got it in return. I think I would rather be an evil bitch than a victim. Maybe I will work more on that, as the days meet me. I am tired. Tired of everything, tired of how I let things happen. I want it to end. I
-it Is The Middle Of This Day-
-it is the middle of this day- ------------------------------------------------- The Sun is hidden behind these dark grey clouds that have teased us greatly with rain, but given none... I feel a tickle in the back of my neck, could it be what I believe it is? It seems when this happens a twist of reality comes my way, bad news, good news, it does not matter... I have no other choice but to wait it out. Today will be a slow day for me, I have made my coffee but have no creamer. It really pisses me off, and I know when one thing goes unbalanced the rest follows. Like quicksand, you cannot even try to escape, it will pull you down regardless of your screams... Such a fucked up world to play with me daily and keep me from this cleared path I have worked on for years, cropping and studying and learning my location... Detours are everywhere, always, and it is not my doing. I am convinced of it now. I did not give any permissions to accept anyone to touch or use my things, but it is bec
-in My Darkest Hours-
-in my darkest hours- ------------------------------------------------- I am alone again, like most days. Sitting in front of my computer, chatting with AOL friends... Just a typical day here at home. But not completely normal. Maybe the feeling is that I'm lost, or that I'm confused. I can not honestly make the difference between the two. The Sun has just gone down and I am listening to silence. The fan behind me is playing with my long dark hair and it feels wonderful. If only it would blow away my mood. I know there are so many things I can be doing right now, like writing more of my books or watching a movie.. But it just isnt enough. It isnt satisfying. I'm looking for something, or at least i feel like I am waiting for something. What it is, I do not know. Something exciting or maybe even frightening. I need a wake up call. Something to make me feel more alive than I am. I feel like life is dying more and more every day. There is nothing to stop it. Its decaying has resulte
I Dont Know What To Do
OK, this is why I'm confused. A guy and I started dating in August and a little over a month later he dumped me by giving me the silent treatment. However, two months later he started talking to me again. I just don't know what to do. I kinda still have feelings for him but don't want to get hurt by him again. And the weird thing is, is that he talks to me more now than when we were dating. What should I do?
Leveling Blog 365
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The Story Of Making Love
Passion and Pleasure overwhelming the sense Lust within for the power of sexuality from within the worth of the one body bringing the fantasy of the mind, and the motions of love into lust for the words just give the illustration but upon the voice giving upon each word the sense of loosing your breathe the feeling of embracing the air around your soul and with the pleasure of sensuality upon the embrasement of sexual passion and the witnessing of the presentation of the fantastic dream for the imagination and of an angelic kiss for the closure of the moment that but one couple made to one body set separate to two from heaven to earth....
Llama Leveler Of The Day
MISSYBEAR" N.A.P.RECRUITER-OMEGA BOMBER GREETER&LLAMA LEVELER&FU ANGEL"@ fubar All Llama Levelers will kindly leave 100 pic. rates each and leave a comment below that you have done so.....Thanks
If Its You And Me
I can't back down. I need to step up and tell you how I feel. there is a lot of people, but nobody makes me feel loved like you do. something about you that makes me smile. I can't keep my eyes off of you. everything you do is very sweet. you are so beautiful. I cant keep my eyes off you. you are inside my head. if it's you and me. I would be the happiest man in the world. there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. there is a lot of people but you are the only one I want. there are so many things I want to tell you but I just don't know how to say it. I don't know why I cant keep my eyes off of you. everything you do is beautiful. if it was you and me. I would spoil you forever. there is a lot of people but you are the only one I want in my arms. you have my heart now. do you want my soul? you are so beautiful. everything about you is beautiful. if its you and me. I would love you forever
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5 Inch Heels...
Hello friends, well as most of you know i had some pretty major surgery 6 weeks ago on my right ankle/leg. Yesterday was my 6 week check-up and they removed my cast and did some xrays and take me back into the nice little room to wait on the doc. As im waiting a younger doc in training comes in to scope out my ankle, in my mind im thinking great now im like a test subject BUT i dont mind cause the doctor to be is HAWT plus he is totally rubbing my foot which felt amazing! He is fingering my toes haha asking me if i felt this and that and me being me i said of course and suggested he not stop cause it felt great. Now either he was really bored with nothing else to do or he decided to take my advice and continued to rub my foot and caress my calf...nice! Now to be honest i started to feel a little uncomfortable so to lighten up the moment i started to moan and we laughed and at that time the real doctor came in to give me the run down. He looked a little puzzled at all the laughter but t
Winners Of The 2 Auto 11's 2-1-09
Thank you to everyone! For all the Fu loved Shown. We are trying desperately to return the R & F's Both Happy Hours Went well. Angel Made it Godfather! Woot, She is happy. The winner of The Auto 11 Bling during Angel Happy hour Was !!~CherryLuvr ~!! * No Salute? No Add!!!!*@ fubar Stop by show her some love! AnGeL FrOm HelL READ ABOUT ME B4 Requesting!!@ fubar The winner of the Auto 11 Bling from my HH went to: Willie
Funny As Hell
I Hate My Clients.
This guy asked to be put on a different payout method, but of course, never returned his paperwork. So I sent him an ICQ message and immediately regretted it. Clarissa: Hello Client, this is Clarissa from Porn Circus. Please let me know if you're available. Client: hellohello Clarissa: Hello Client, how are you? Client: i'm still alive and how are you these days? ;-) Clarissa: I'm doing well, thank you. Clarissa: Do you have a minute to talk? Client: Would you like to date for me? ;-) Clarissa: Not particularly, but I did want to know if you're still interested in being paid by Epassporte. Client: yes, but i wont mess with paper '=_) Clarissa: Then unfortunately we can't change it. Client: :'( Clarissa: Company policy, sorry. Client: That mean they love paper and woodjob and writings ;-) Clarissa: If you say so. Clarissa: In any case, once we have the paperwork, we can make the change. Client: what i need to sign to get epassportes Clarissa: I can resend the form.
Personality Test
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Why You Do Not Shott At Steel Targets..amazing Video
My Dad
We're heading home to see dad today. I just wanted to take this time to thank everyone for all your thoughts and prayers. He does have lung cancer and he only has a third of one lung left. the infection that he developed is getting better, though that is good news,he is still in the hospital and will probably be there for at least one more week. the antibiotic that they are giving him is working it's just a slow process. He still needs prayers though,and I know that god is listening. Again thank you everyone. I love my Fu Family and Friends. Love; Mare
A Window Of Wisdom
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. 'I love it,' he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. 'Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait.' 'That doesn't' t have anything to do with it,' he replied. 'Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged .. it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. 'It's
Enneagram V2
This ones longer than the last one, my results were pretty similar, percent wise. I think overall, personally, it was more accurate Main Type Overall Self Take Free Enneagram Personality Test Your main type is which ever behavior you utilize most and/or prefer. Your variant reflects your scoring profile on all nine types: so = social variant (compliant, friendly), sx = sexual variant (assertive, intense), sp = self preservation variant (withdrawn, security seeking) Enneagram Test Results Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||| 55% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 32% Type 3 Image Focus |||||| 28% Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 51% Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||| 64% Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 75% Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||| 32% Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 61% Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||| 48% Your main type is 6 Your variant is self pres Take Free Enneagram Personality Test
I'm In A Contest!
One Of My 'missions'
I just don't fucking get it. I have profiles on many adult and social networking sites. They are all clearly written. They are all concise. This is one way I represent myself as MICHELLEFROMHELL online. It's a form of branding. I write extensive blogs. I provide links to resources and announce my performances and events through them. I post a small portion of images from shoots with credits to those who took them/information of the performance to show what I have been doing and for whom. This allows those with an interest an opportunity to get to know "MICHELLEFROMHELL". I understand the price for this is the letters like those I post under "HOW NOT TO APPROACH A FEMDOM". In my own attempt to change the world, I try to respond to most of them with more then just a "no". I invest the energy in bestowing advice on how to improve their odds while hunting online because on some level I feel sorry for them. I mean, how pathetic would it be to keep reaching out and being shut down with
Cheap Shot Pussies...
Back Again Guys and Gals! Yea so little back story for this one.. a fellow soldier and close personal friend of mine has recently been getting.. you guessed it "Hater" e-mail! Thats fine and dandy cause we know how to handle that and it ain't shit cause Haters Gonna Hate right? Well his wife just got a new one and I guess now they realize that they can't fuck with he and I so they went for the cheap shot and started talkin shit about his wifes son, WTF!?! This kid is only 6yrs old! I mean seriously how the fuck are you gonna go after someones child just because you can't do shit to his parents or their marriage? I don't give a fuck who you are that is fuckin low. NO-ONE should be allowed to fuck with a kid like that. Especially when they don't have the balls to confront the parents face to face and continuously hide their identity with fake profiles and screen-names. This is some epic fuckin pussy shit... how low is the bottom of the barrel when someone resorts to such tactics? Man the
I Gotta New Drug
So, Tuesday I went to see my family doctor to get some scripts refilled and mentioned to him my moods. Being extremely happy one minute, so mad I could murder someone without an ounce of guilt, then remorse for being a bitch. He is well aware of my past and ongoing battle with depression and aware of my past suicide attempts. Since these "moods" don't occur everyday, he gave me something to take "as needed for nerves",Buspirone 15mg 1/2 to 1 tablet twice daily. This is some serious stuff. I took half of one and was so mellow and relaxed I watched a plastic bag blowing for 30 minutes. Yay for drugs that make you not give a fuck :D
Am I A Fireman Yet
Am I A Fireman Yet? Posted on April 30, 2007 Filed Under Your Family | Here is a touching story doing the rounds this week - In Queensland, Australia, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukaemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfil all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukaemia would see to that. But she still wanted her sons dream to come true. She took her sons hand and asked, Ben, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life? Mummy, I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up. Mum smiled back and said, Lets see if we can make your wish come true. Later that day she went to her local fire Station in Brisbane, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Queensland. She explained h
Calling All Friends
Ok i need your help. A real good friend of mine is in a contest and needs rates starting at noon/9am futime. His name is a true southern gentlemen and is a real gentleman and a true friend. He is the sweetest guy i have known on fubar and is completely dedicated to fubar. Please rate his photo, which you will find the details and his pic in the link, starting at noon. he needs 1000 rates or more to win and he deserves this. If you help him i will rate your pics *all of your pics*.
Cheating Wives....
Before I start I just wanna say I know this doesn't aply to most and if it doesn't maybe you know someone it does. It happened to me and several others I know. Anyway along with the topic of haters I figured this goes with it. How is a woman gonna say she loves a man for years knowing he's in the military, marry him and then fuck his world over when he gets deployed or has to go away for training or w/e other reason for any extended amount of time? I mean is it really so hard to be faithfull to a person you love? I know that many women and men don't have this problem but for those that do seriously wtf is wrong here? I speak from experience in this b/c last time I deployed a little over two years ago I was married and for some reason those that knew what was going on while I was gone decided not to tell me. I came home to an empty apartment, empty bank account, and a pregnant wife that I hadn't seen in 6months+ but was 2 1/2 months along. I feel bad for those that this happens to, but
Leveling Up To Fubarlord
ok friends, i've been stuck at this spot for 2 days now and no one will help. 160,000 to level. i have lots of pics to rate and feel free to leave me a comment or even fan and add me as a friend if your not already!! i'm not much of a begger, but i sure could use some help on this!!! will you please help me?? thanks to everyone who has helped!! have a great day all!!
I'm In A Contest! W00t! W00t!
Contest Opens at Noon EST! The Contest Real simple.. But it won't be easy! Picture with most rates wins!! The Contestants Rebel Angel Your Hostess:MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~@ fubar
Drinking Coffee And Reading Perez Hilton
The title of this "article" is Mean or Funny????. I actually laughed out loud. What do you think...
Super Bowl Feels The Struggles
Good Morning. Yes I am an avid sports fan. But please this headline that states: Super Bowl taking a hit amid economic struggles TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - There were mountains of jumbo shrimp, and caviar everywhere. Muhammad Ali would show up, maybe amid a fleet of shiny Cadillacs. Five-star hotels were packed, and getting a dinner reservation for Saturday night was impossible. Finding a ticket for Sunday was even harder. In years past, the Super Bowl was so much more than a game. It was an outright orgy of football, glitz and gluttony, a celebration of excess where too much was never enough. The No. 1 sporting event in America is still a big deal. Nearly 100 million of us will tune in Sunday night when the Pittsburgh Steelers play the Arizona Cardinals. But in these tough economic times, it's easy to see: The Super Bowl is taking a hit, too. General Motors and FedEx pulled their TV ads, even though NBC lowered the price. Playboy canceled its annual party. Almost 200 fewer media c
Please Read An Comment
As most of you might know after my annual Icefishing last Sunday.I came down with the worst Flu I have exsperianced in over 20 yrs.I been Deathly Sick Extremely High Fever,Chills,Body Aches,ETC.,but yesterday I did feel somewhat better.I made m'Lady Susan + I some Morphs + Tags.Susan + I will be Fu Married sometime the 1st week of Febuary.An in The Spring her an I will hook up for Real.To our Love for one another.To actually find compatability on this Site called Fubar is a Miracle in it's self. (Thieves,Liars,Cheats,Rapists,Murderers,Hackers,etc.)The Filth of Society is Located on Fubar.The Pathetic thing is These Assholes + Baby J,are pretty much Equals. I am still extremely sick,I have 3 co's (Kanan,Shayla,+ my Beloved Susan)I also have a excellent Family manager in Tammie (TLC).Now Susan has Health concerns,I don't need added Stress placed on her Shoulders.Kanan (silverado)My Longest True friend on Fubar,also has Health concerns.Shayla is still learning.In my absence Silve
Happy Thursday
Breakfast time. Hope you all have a great morning
Offical Press Release For Night Xposed.
THIS is a dear friend of mine who is absolutely amazing. If you love Erotica, don't miss it. I'll be getting my signed copy - no worries! :D Ps. Make sure you tell him that Lil Miss No Name or Chas sent you! _______________Los Angeles, CA February, 2009 Night Xposed is one of the most talented and famous erotica bloggers on the MySpace network. In 2008, his pen name became a trademark, while his captivating stories about Fantasy Girl ranked consistently in MySpace's top ten most popular blogs, reaching #1 many times. His accomplishments, his provocative and bold style and his greatly appreciated writing skills in the large MySpace community are the reasons why Night Xposed's stories can now be found in a first volume of erotica, entitled "Dear Fantasy Girl...".The book contains not only the most successful blogged stories, but also a number of brand new stories that were never made public before. Laura M. Cucu, writer and publicist, comments: We live in an era of open- min
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I Need Fu Help Pleaseeeeee
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She Would'nt Be Gone
Red roadside wild flower if I'd only picked you Took you home set you on the counter Oh, at least a time or two Maybe she'd thought it through. Yellow sunset slowly dipping down in the rear view Oh, how she'd love to sit and watch you I could have done that a whole lot more If I hadn't been so stubborn, been so selfish Thought about her more, thought about me less Joked and maked her laugh, held her when she cried A little more that.. maybe I... Wouldn't be driving like hell flying like crazy down the highway Calling everyone we know stopping any place she might be Going any place she might go beating on the dash Screaming out her name at the windshield tears soaking up my face If I had loved her this much all along, maybe maybe, yeaa maybe... She wouldn't be gone.. she wouldn't be gone.. She warned me it was coming said if I didn't change She was leaving I just didn't believe she would ever really walk out, God, I believe her now Called her mamma, cried li
Stupid People....
Why am I surrounded by stupid people? Seems like there are so many people out there that think they know me when they never even took the time to ask about me. People like this give my real friends a bad image by tryin to act like they can speak on my behalf when they are hardly qualified to talk for themselves. I'm tired of people actin like they know me just because they know my name. A name is just a name and doesn't mean you know shit. Learn some common fuckin courtesy and know what the fuck your talkin about before you say shit... if you wanna know me ask ME don't go around with the he said she said bullshit... if I didn't say it, it's heresay. Stop being stupid, I'll educate you if you wanna know ask. If not stop tryin to talk shit and start shit... it's just making you look dumber. Damn I hate stupid people.
Super Bowl Party
Enigma / Coco Bongo Super Bowl partyWe will open @ 5 pm, Kick off is 5:23 pm Feb 1, 2009. All TVs will have the game. Dancers will not dance until game is over & during half time show. Following the game it will be Stripaoke. This is allot of fun. All drinks are $4 u-call it on Sundays. There will be snacks & some hot food. So come out, We will be holding a stripper contest for the loosing fans. So guys and Girls This will be allot of fun. You will choose a team, we mark your hand. The looser strips on stage. Watch for many events planned @ the new Enigma / Coco Bongo Showgirls 120 Th & center. 402-330-2292
Loving You
In loving you my life becomes full Of a dream held deep in my heart,since birth A treasure, of which, I only glimpsed fleeting moments And now, with you, Unleashed My heart's fulfillment In loving you
So... How many people out there really support our troops? Not the war because we all should know by now that even the soldiers (most of them at least) don't even support the war anymore. It's gone on way to long and we have lost way to many good men and women in the process. But back to the point... if so many people out there really support the troops, the soldiers living and dying so others can sleep in peace at night with the comfort of a loved one beside them, then why do so many people try to cause such bullshit drama for soldiers that at one time were "friends" as soon as they deploy or are no longer home? These people can't even have the decency to try and ruin a mans marriage, life, or friendships face to face and instead use the internet to try and accomplish such terrible things. If a mans marriage, life or friendship is gonna fail or be miserable then it will do so w/o any help from all you fuckin haters... so go ahead and hate, talk shit, just know... we ain't listening be
Who Will?
Ridin' in the drop top with the top down Saw you switchin' lanes girl Pull up to the red light, lookin' right Come here, let me get your name girl Tell me where you from, what you do, what you like Let me pick your brain girl And tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame Come on and lemme show you 'round Let me take you out, bet you we could have some fun girl 'Cause we can dress it up, we can dress it down Any way you want it done girl Or we can stay home, talkin' on the phone Rappin' 'til we see the sun girl Do what I gotta do, just gotta show you that I'm the one girl Well I'mma freak you right, each and every night I know how to do it insane girl 'Cause I can make it hot, make it stop Make you wanna say my name girl
So... How many people out there really support our troops? Not the war because we all should know by now that even the soldiers (most of them at least) don't even support the war anymore. It's gone on way to long and we have lost way to many good men and women in the process. But back to the point... if so many people out there really support the troops, the soldiers living and dying so others can sleep in peace at night with the comfort of a loved one beside them, then why do so many people try to cause such bullshit drama for soldiers that at one time were "friends" as soon as they deploy or are no longer home? These people can't even have the decency to try and ruin a mans marriage, life, or friendships face to face and instead use the internet to try and accomplish such terrible things. If a mans marriage, life or friendship is gonna fail or be miserable then it will do so w/o any help from all you fuckin haters... so go ahead and hate, talk shit, just know... we ain't listening be
I Dont Get Mad I Get Even
A Great Day(morning)
Well considering I can no longer sleep. Cause their is someone always on my mind. I have no complaints about that. Ir worth every minute of it. Because that hole that I had in my life is gone. Except the loss of my babies. But I know in time that hole will be filled again with their love for the real Daddy. It is such a great feeling too. She has brought that greatest out of me. Their will still be more great things to come. The day I get out of here can not get here quick enough. I am so ready to start my life with my best half. The half that makes me whole. I know that she says things happen for a reason. But I see no point to the nightmare that I went through before what I believe with all my heart. That will be the 3rd best thing that ever happened to me. As far as the women that I have had in my life. She is the best thing that has ever and will be the best thing for me. So help me God if I screw this one up somehow. I will never forgive myself and I will be alone for the rest of
So... How many people out there really support our troops? Not the war because we all should know by now that even the soldiers (most of them at least) don't even support the war anymore. It's gone on way to long and we have lost way to many good men and women in the process. But back to the point... if so many people out there really support the troops, the soldiers living and dying so others can sleep in peace at night with the comfort of a loved one beside them, then why do so many people try to cause such bullshit drama for soldiers that at one time were "friends" as soon as they deploy or are no longer home? These people can't even have the decency to try and ruin a mans marriage, life, or friendships face to face and instead use the internet to try and accomplish such terrible things. If a mans marriage, life or friendship is gonna fail or be miserable then it will do so w/o any help from all you fuckin haters... so go ahead and hate, talk shit, just know... we ain't listening be
Apocalyptica Vs 9 Pota
A good video about the Afghanistan war. Thank You to a special Friend for sharing this one! If this doesn't touch your heart - something is wrong...
How I Fucked Up
well ok here we go it started out like this i was up all night like iam all the time during the night and i started to feel sleepy so i went to bed i got up around 5 am to go to my computer to check what i downloaded from the net well i have a table that is metal in my room and when i went to get up my arm hit it so hard i think i bruise the hell out of it so i wont be on fubar much for thos who care i doubt there are that many who do also it seems iam unable to post anything since it say i have 175 pics and when in fact i dont so iam not sure whats up with that anyways good night for the real friends i do on here
Wealth From Crisis
Wealth From CrisisDo you have what it takes?Anytime you enter a new business venture, you have to wonder if you have what it takes. Do you have what it takes to make money.Do you have what it takes to be successful?It is normal to ask yourself these questions, no matter what the opportunity. First, though, understand your expectations?You want to make money online. No one can blame you for that. After all, it is a great way to get the money you have always wanted.There is a question that lingers,though,and you cannot make it go away. Do you have what it takes to make money online?The question is actually a lot simpler than you might think. You may think you need to have a degree in business and a skill you can tap into. The truth is, it is much easier than that. Normal people are making money everyday online, and you can too.What Sells OnlineThere is no secret formula to online sales. Instead,there is hard work and market research. When you use those two things, you are able to get the
Web Development Company - Blueapple Technologies
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#2 Pencils In Catholic Schools
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear... 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir f rom her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fain
I had one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had about 10 minutes ago. I go with hubby to Moscow, where I enter my classroom at a school I went to, and stand next to this bully POS that I hated. He hasn't changed, and is wearing some strange uniform. We all start singing a Russian anthem to an American anthem's melody, then I accidentally leave hubby's cell phone there. Afterwards, I come home and realize that the phone is gone. I tell him that we have to get it, and we both go back, with me in a driver's seat. Only its not a regular car, but a mix between atow truck and a lil semi; hard to explain. I can't operate the thing for shit, and can't figure out how to break, so the thing is all over the place, almost running into other cars. Finally he tells me that I have to pull the key out of the ignition. THen we go to my best friend Natasha's house, where her parents give me a warm welcome, and her dad shos me some Christmas toy that can convert toy kitties into reindee
My Bf
Strangely enough can speak lol catsinese....haha
The Season Of Lent Doth Approach
I realised last night that it's now less than a month until Lent begins. Shrove Tuesday is February 24th (I have a conflict of interests there, on the one hand, the evening of the year to chill out and eat a dozen pancakes and then feel ill, but on the other, I have tickets for Josie Long, who one day I intend to marry, whether she likes it or not - is she worth giving pancakes up for?), and then I shall be embarking on my now traditional six week personal cleansing routine. As well as going offline for six weeks, I've also got to draw up a list of shitty bad foods I eat too much of, in order that I can give them up. Hopefully though, it will help me get some of this fat gut off, as well as help clear my head of all thet shit that builds up in there over the year. I'm actually kinda looking forward to it.
Love Is Over Rated
Why do I punish myself, trying to find Mr. Right, when all the guys out there want is to fuck me. All I get is...oh, I just want a fuck buddy, or a one nighter. I have a lot to give, damnit. They don't even want to try! Nobody wants to date me and get to know me better. I've been single 5 years now, why can't I find someone willing to give me a chance?
My Tunes
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I Would Like All My Great Friends To Read This Its Very Important To Me That You Do
post date: 2009-01-28 16:43:00 views: 19 comments: 6 ratings: 0 THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME (TESS) (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) An Eye-Opener On Ovarian Cancer THIS IS A MUST TO READ TO THE END I hope you "ALL" take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Copy/Paste it to your emails and send it to every woman you know, it may make a difference for 1 mother, daughter sister or friend~ Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower. Kathy's Story: this is the story of Kathy West As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer.
Feb. 13th! Come See Me Model And Get Drunk With Me!
I will be modeling at The Jungle in downtown Evansville IN from 10pm-12am for Risque Lingerie. Please come out and meet me if you can! I will be meeting my fans and taking signed Polaroids with anyone who would like one for a small fee! I really like meeting my fans and what better time than the day before V-day? My birthday is also 4 days later so I won't be mad if you bring me a little hot gift! :) UndressJess
Dog Adoption
ok folks in my area if anyone knows or someone or themselves anyone who wants a long haired german shepard, let me know.... female dog..a lil shy and skiddish till she knows you but very friendly and gentle. She was abused and just needs a loving home to take her in. If anyones interested please let me know
Diary Of The Tired One
Starting Yesterday 11.30 am: Before going to work, i met my best friend and she had to go to the hospital because of her pregnantcy. 12 till 8 pm: I went to work. 8 pm: Visit of The Husband, my best friend had to stay in the hospital, her health wasnt that good. 11 pm: My best friend called me to ask me if i would be the 2nd contact person for the hospital. 2 am: The Husband called me. Labour was started and if i would sleep babysit. Their daughter was in a deep sleep. (note: they are my neighbours) 2.50 am: The Husband called: Kevin was born and healthy. 3.30 am: Empty batteries in the babyphone. Searching for new ones. 5.00 am: The little girl started singin in her sleep. 5.30 am: The alarmclock of my BF. 6.30 am: BF going to work and a call of The Husband that he is at home, so the babysitting job is finished. 8 am: Co worker called me from a early shift, just needed to talk to anyone. 9 am: Thinking about the thing i always say t
Frustrated Big Time!
You know, it's really pathetic, here the United States is in a recession, and hundreds if not thousands of people are laid off or fired from there damn job and my damn caregiver can't come here for four hours and do the dishes and what not and even more pathetic, she lives in the same mobile home park as I do along with my girlfriend Kate, give me a damn break here, it's like what I have said before and it's obvious, if you want to get paid for the job that you are assigned to do than show up and do it and you'll get paid, if you want to be a bunch of lazy asses and not want to do your job, than I guess you don't want to get paid, it's that simple. Yet you wonder why some people that are physically impaired or totally disabled don't have the quality care that they need in order to survive. It's pathetic! Make me wonder why I even have the services if the person isn't going to do their damn job! Another thing that amazes me is some people seem to think that I am over the hill as far as
The Story
The reason to this a word of which is motion rhythm in the mind and in the mind to the paper making words then phrases now knowing the meaning a story for meaning, not only a story but a word towards one of the emotions or fantasy detailing the imagination to explore the boundraries of something new and not noticing that the words were a new type of Poem, unlike any other ever writen, who is it that wrote them he never gave a name or a hint of his true reaoning, all that is known is he the one person who understands the words in the art of poetic combination. If you wish to read some of my poetry Go right ahead. If you do not I do not mind. The Poems are for the Eyes only, if you wish to comment on how it is written please send me a Private Message. Thank you.
Billy Powell - Rip - Jan 28, 2009
We lost another great musician today. Billy Powell of Lynyrd Skynyrd passed away today. A huge blow to the music world. Billy became a roadie with the original Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1972. He survived the plane crash that took most of his bandmates in 1977 to go on to do his own thing for a while. Then, in 1987, he reunited with Lynyrd Skynyrd with his fallen bandmate Ronnie Van Zant's brother, Johnny as the frontman. Billy's keyboard solo on Freebird is absolutely legendary. On January 28, 2009, Billy Powell passed away at his home in Jacksonville, Florida at the age of 56. Those of you who know me well, know that I go to every single Lynyrd Skynyrd show that comes around where I live. This is a huge loss for anyone who loves the music of Skynyrd and the things that they stand for; America, the working man, love, brotherhood and friendship and their great love for the music they were laying down. Billy, you are truly a Freebird now.....Rest in Peace, man. When we are asked,
You Better Hide
Like a thief in the night Without warning he will come Your soul is what he wants If you see him try to run Don't ever look behind Cause he's closer than you think He sees your very eyes And can even see you blink They say to always pray And to do as you are told Cause if you're not prepared He can come to steal your soul So if you feel a chill And it's nice and bright outside It's the harbinger of doom So you better run and hide
Billy Powell Passed Away
Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboard player Billy Powell dies. By Matt Soergel From Billy Powell, a longtime keyboard player for Lynyrd Skynyrd who survived the band's 1977 plane crash, died at his Orange Park condo early this morning, according to police. Orange Park Police Chief James Boivin said Powell called 911 from his condo in Club Continental and was pronounced dead at 1:52 a.m. after rescue crews performed CPR on him. Boivin said he was told Powell had an appointment with his heart specialist Tuesday but never made it to the appointment. Current Lynyrnd Skynyrd singer Johnny Van Zant spent 22 years with Powell in the band. He said the band took the news of Powell's death hard. "You know, they say they've got one hell of a band up in heaven. My brother Ronnie up in heaven is probably saying, 'Billy, what took you so long?' I'm sure they're catching up on things in heaven." Powell, who went to Bishop Kenny High School, joined Skynyrd in 1972
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. Tis some visitor, I muttered, tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more. Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore - Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;
Help Bully 1
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My Own
A true man is loving, compassionate, kind who loves you for your heart,soul,and mind. He care not what others say,think, and do; His world evolves around you. A true man holds you tight in his arms. wanting to keep you forever unharmed. His joyous eyes are staring deep into yours; as he gives you that look,you feel secure. His soft whisper sounds like sweet music to your ears. Hes moving close,letting you know he is near... As you receive a warm embrace, You see the expression upon his soft tender face. His white smile tells it all. You rush with glorious pride, because you know he'll forever be by your side. Your hearts belong to one another; Through pain and sorrow,you support each other As those beautiful memories come pouring in. You feel his strong love once again. Oh, but true men are so hard to find! Through all this chaos is true love undivine. You yet wait for your prince to come And to love you unconditionally, not just some. How you wish to feel his co
Firefighting Flirt Is On His Way To Godfather~show Him Love
Just needing to rant & rave for a lil.... Over the last few years I have had some really tough times and I've had one friend that I could really count on, even if it was just to talk. Now it seems that I can't even get a response from them when I send an IM, SB or even a private message. I know that they are going through a lot theirself but we use to share our problems....lean on each other. Now I feel as if I have no one to lean on. I have asked if I have done something that could have made them mad but all I got was...'I have a lot going on'. I feel as if im not important anymore. Which has been the theme of my life for a long time....guess its going to continue. I am now at the point that I am about to pack my kids up and move out of this state and start completely over....if I'm going to be ignore...might as well be by strangers than by friends.
I just wanted to leave a last note to my friends on this site.... Thank you to each one of you for coming into my life..... each of you have touched my heart in your own way, and for that i will forever be grateful. However, time has come, to leave this site, to move on. I will leave it up till the next time i come on, just in case someone else wants to know how to get in contact with me... just this blog will be left.... so if you want to get in contact with me, leave me a message, asap, and i will let you know how to stay in contact. For the rest of you, may god bless you in your life :) Love ya all! xoxox Becky aka SK4U
Let The Flames Begin
What a shame, we all became, such tragic broken things a memory remains, just a tiny spark I give it all my oxygen so let the flames begin so let the flames begin oh glory, oh glory This is, how we'll dance when They try to take us down this is what will be, oh glory Somewhere weakness is our strength and I'll die searching for it I can't let myself regret, such selfishness My pain and all the trouble caused, no matter how long I believe that there's hope Buried beneath it all and Hiding beneath it all and Growing beneath it all... This is, how we'll dance when They try to take us down this is what will be, oh glory This is,how we'll stand when when they burn our houses down this is what will be, oh glory Reaching as I sink down into life Reaching as I sink down into life This is how we'll dance when they try to take us down this is how we'll sing, oh This is how we'll stand when they burn our houses down this is what will be, oh gl
Observe, Question, Contemplate - Remix
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!! A MOUNTAIN IS RISING!!! A MOUNTAIN IS RISING!!! ...oh wait, that was just an acorn falling on my head, and a mole hole tickling my toe. Once upon a time I went to the great city of Miami. There I saw all manner of things I had never seen before. People were standing in the middle of huge, busy streets, running up to cars and offering fruit for sale. Giant ocean waves slooshed in to a gleaming white beach. Coconuts fell off trees into yards, instead of the pine cones of my natural habitat. What a lovely place... Then I turned down a different sort of street - "There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse. And they all lived together in a little crooked house." - which means that within this glorious city of wonderous sites and warm ocean breezes, I met the face of humanity; rather, another of its faces. The face
Story Of My's To Us, Girls!
Here's to all those girls who used to be his Number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check your cell phone the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, "I only want to be your friend", one day, then listened to him say that he loves and misses you and the next when he doesn't want to be anything at all. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him even for a while. We went through the great stage with
To Let You Know
I haven't been on here much lately and for a reason I realized that Fubar wasn't for making friends and meeting real people but simply a popularity contest. I know I may not win the contest but I can rank up there with the best of them if I am willing to go to that extent. To do what it takes to be "win". The fact is that I am not that type person. I have some great friends on here that I do not wish to ever lose. YOu all mean the world to me. I am sure those know who they are. However I am not going to be on fubar as much as I once was. I got caught up in trying to win this contest and doing whatever it took to accomplish that to the point it was affecting me. The people that care enough to actually get in contact with me and miss me my yahoo is betty_boop232002. I love my true friends on here. You guys have touched my soul and did so much as far as making me a better person and loving me for the right reasons....PLEASE stay in touch. As far as fubar I may be back on here and I may n
Thats So Stupid
I got a snapvine so call me so I can put a voice to the face. And show some love feeling lonely here.
Surpise !
One Weakness Of Woman
The One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't,' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved clo
Another Fakie On Fubar, Say It Ain't So! Teehee
Here's the kicker... Not even the same back, let alone...NO TAT on the other pics. HA! So, I called the fella on it after seeing 'his' NSFW's. Yep. HAHAHA! Now...tell me if the man below would like it if his pics were stolen and had a horsecock attached to them by some loser on Fubar. DUDE would NOT be impressed, I gather. My only recommendation to Mr. Fraud is the below video. Cheers, FU'ers! :D
To See Where Gun Licensing Leads, Look To England
Well I dont have a VIP no more cant upload or rip photos friends have made for me please help I think I am worth a measly 20 dollars ty ty ty
Study Finds High-fructose Corn Syrup Contains Mercury .
The Washington Post January 27, 2009 Almost half of tested samples of commercial high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS) contained mercury, which was also found in nearly a third of 55 popular brand-name food and beverage products where HFCS is the first- or second-highest labeled ingredient, according to two new U.S. studies. HFCS has replaced sugar as the sweetener in many beverages and foods such as breads, cereals, breakfast bars, lunch meats, yogurts, soups and condiments. On average, Americans consume about 12 teaspoons per day of HFCS, but teens and other high consumers can take in 80 percent more HFCS than average. Mercury is toxic in all its forms. Given how much high-fructose corn syrup is consumed by children, it could be a significant additional source of mercury never before considered. We are calling for immediate changes by industry and the [U.S. Food and Drug Administration] to help stop this avoidable mercury contamination of the food supply, said the Institute for
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The British Are Calling...they Want Their Guns Back
Dr Tran
What What (in The Butt)
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.? In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)? An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.? In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!? Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.? Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.? In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.? At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.? Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.? HAVE A GREAT DAY... ....and wash your damn hands!? I once dated a girl so cold, when she spread her legs a white light came on!!
Banana Phone
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Old Greg.....
In The Morning
I wake up in your arms with such a great hunger I want you so bad My body, soul calls for you. Wanting your touch Yearning for it. Aching for it You're asleep I'm not sure if I should wake you Or not. You're so adorable. Deciding not to wake you up I start to get up, but you hold me tighter, closer I don't fight it and stays there quite happily But, the hunger grows stronger Pushing you gently onto your back as I turn in your arms. I move up to growl and moan in your ear Licks and nibbles it while I'm at it. I start nudging you. Biting my lip, I dig my nails into your chest. Removes nails Climbing ontop of you Kisses you Bites your lip Kisses you again Rocks against you Moves off you, deciding not to take Advantage while you're sleeping. Lays back down beside you. But, it's too late You're semi awake I grab you as I roll Onto my back I move over some Grabbing your hips and lifting my own I force you inside me With a moan Staying
Bloody Tears
It is a soul-less place that I hide tonight The windows dirty, the walls enclosing, the floor disapears from beneath me and I can hear a crying sound... it is deafening, rumbling, where does it originate... I am its mother, I bore this cry, this desperation and somehow it will not answer my pleas.... it will not stop.. it will not cease... I can only find solace from my own desperation of my self in the water, it masks the sounds of my own heart, covering, smothering killing... but I cannot see... my eyes are open and all is red... run... run hide from the pain... deep inside... what is that... the sound of footsteps.. chasing me as i cry... why will myself not leave my self be? how can that be, the ground has disappeared, and i am with strange company.. my self in my company and that is strange... who is this, this... this voice I heard clearly above all else.... take my pain... pleaseeee I beg you i beg you... the voice whispers..... bloody tears...
Lonely in company, afraid of the dark Finding the comfort, but never the spark. Wanting and needing but not letting on Used then abused, does this just carry on? Bored of the fighting, lock up those tears Hide all the torment, the hopes and the fears. Speak but say nothing, hide in the crowd Wonder when will your time come to be proud? Then something inside you breaks free, its a start Your time has come time to follow your heart. Free from the shackles, the silence, the pain Finally free to be yourself again This is your moment, dont leave it to waste Time to choose just which fruit you want to taste One of each flavour? Each colour? Each shape? Just the banana? The apple? The grape? Or try the fruit salad? Good god woman! Choose! Theres plenty of people want to be in your shoes! And on goes the torment, now changed, but the same But I know one day youll be happy again So wait for that moment, it will happen, I know But for now, just sit back, relax,
Life Sucks
Wow 2008 has been a bad year for me. I sure hope 2009 goes better. My son has had Crohns disease really bad the entire year of 08' since then he had surgery. He is gaining weight again which is great. He was down to 110lbs. at one time and for a 6' tall kid thats not good. He now weighs about 155lbs. I have also had marriage problems...I think my asshole of a husband is cheating on me... So just trying to get thru that mess. I'm also looking for a job...I know a lot of people are. I'm really trying to get thru a lot right now so please 4give me friends for not keeping in touch. Alcohol really seems to help...LOL! I hope everyone else on here are doing much better than me...Please leave comments and if you do...anything that makes me laugh would really be great!!!! Take care to all my friends!!!! ~Tracy~
I Love You
I've always been there every time he let you down. I caught your fallin' tears before they hit the ground. But I just heard somebody say that you finally told him goodbye. Well, girl now you've finally made your move, now I'm here to make mine. I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby there's no mistakin', You're the love I wanna be in, ah yeah. I've kept my feelins under lock and key. Couldn't let you see them even though it was killin' me. You can't imagine all the time I spent wishin' you were mine. I just know if we ever kissed, we'd go crazy, baby, for the rest of our lives. I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby there's no mistakin', You're the love I wanna be in. [Instrumental Break] Well, I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby there's no mistakin', You're the love I wanna be in. I wanna be there when you wake up, Be more than just your friend. Baby th
Making A Deal With The Devil....
Yuup...BUT I didn't have to sell my soul to do it!! !! :P Just my erm obedience *cough cough* (once in blue moon that is...heheh) Twista has been one of my closest friends here on Fubar and always willing to take time out of his busy busy schedule to help others out. He's a complete sweetheart and if you don't have him on your friend's list...your just missing out! So let's correct that oversight! He's 11million points plus some to becoming a PROPHET!! Please help me to show him some love and bring him that much closer to levelling!! JŦẄϧŦęƆػW☈/WŁFPƆKLG☈L wŋd@ fubar While your there, might as well B/A/R/F him :)!!! Much ♥ & thanks!! Little pimpout brought to you by: ۞M뮆 ℓℓ №ﮙ۞Ťhe ℗egasus ProjectҜŐ Girl@ fubar Please repost this!!
Thoughts For The Day
My thoughts have been this all day. life is what you make of it. If you truely wanna be happy then be happy. It is possible to do this. If you really in the mood to change say now RIGHT now I dont wanna be hurt and depressed anymore then stop. Its like picking at a scab that you know for one it hurts to do and it makes you bleed then you wonder why the fuck are you bleeding. Well shit get rid of the things that make you bleed and you wont bleed. I here resently got a text saying life sucks then you die. well to that person your wrong. life doesnt suck. and life doesnt have to. life is what you make of it. I am choosing to be happy. I choose to make my life a party and everyone is invited to it. People that go around trying to drag people down with them are people who only can see life's depressing parts. But if you focus on all the good then life wont suck. Yes it does suck if someone dies and its a sad moment in life. but hey dont celebrate with sadness focus on all the fun
SCATTERGORIES Rules: IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS! HIT FORWARD, ERASE MY ANSWERS, ENTER YOURS, and SEND IT ON TO 10 PEOPLE INCLUDING THE ONE THAT SENT THIS TO YOU. USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES, AND THINGS. NOTHING MADE UP! TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS IF THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU HAD THE SAME 1ST INITIAL. YOU CANNOT USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION. 1. What is your name :Chris 2. A 4 Letter Word: Chat 3. A Boys Name : Charles 4. A Girls Name :Cathy 5. An Occupation: Carpenter 6. A Color: Coffee 7. Something you wear:Coat 8. A Beverage: Cider 9. A Food:Chips 10. Something found in the bathroom:? Cash 11. A place: Clayton 12. A Reason for being late: Car wouldn't start 13. Something you shout: Come here The hardest part is finding 10 people that will play with you!!!
All The Way Hooah
Recognizing that I volunteered as a Ranger, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Ranger Regiment (or of the Rangers). Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than any other soldier. Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one-hundred-percent and then some. Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow. Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the fi
Stimulus Package Explained
Stimulus Package Explained "Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an EconomicStimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. "Q. Where will the government get this money? "A. From taxpayers. "Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? "A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese. "Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China? "A. Shut up." Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus
The Steeler Our Father Prayer
Our Father, Who Art in Pittsburgh , Football Be Thy Game. The Kingdom Come, 5 Super Bowls Won, On Earth as it is in Heinz Field. Give us this Day a playoff Victory, And forgive us our penalties, As we defeat those who play against us. But lead us into a victory, And deliver us to Tampa ! A-Ben Go STEELERS
Pittsburgh Girls
PITTSBURGH GIRLS A Pittsburgh girl knows just as much about football as her guy friend in some cases, even more. She drinks beer because it tastes good but knows when to be classy and drink something more sophisticated. She owns a Steeler jersey not just because it's cute but because she supports her team and understands the game. She loves Kennywood and isn't afraid to order cheese fries from the Potato Patch because, let's face it......... Pittsburgh girls wear winter coats and scarves a lot more than bikinis and flip flops. A Pittsburgh girl loves St. Patrick's Day, even if she's not Irish because green beer is good for the soul. Pittsburgh girls don't have a funny accent. They just speak a different language. The word yinz is dear to her heart, even if she would never say it herself. A Pittsburgh girl bleeds black and gold and knows how to have a great time. She's stylish and sweet. She has a great education and loves her fri
Kloverlynn Is On The Road To Disciple
Auction Time
I AM IN MY FIRST AUCTION. :) Okay everyone. This is a first for me so can everyone come and show some love for me. I usually don't like doing auctions but I was talked into this one. Please show me mad love and don't forget to F/R/A the hostess, she is the bomb and a great friend to have on your side!
Ice Storm Takes It Toll
Southern Indiana was hit with Ice and Snow storm Monday nite and Tuesday. We made it through monday mostly uneffected by the first storm that passed, but the second one got us with a force. Ice brought down ours and many others power lines. The news says 67,0000 in our area was effected with power outages. I am not sure when we will get power back. Trying to hold hold out as long as we could but tonight as the sun started setting the news said tempatures would drop in the low teens. Our oldest daughter and her fiancee' came to the rescue and offered us a warm place to stay. We arrived here and I am so thankful for the warmth. My old bones were starting to rattle. lol I was thinking that they might find me frozen in my bed under all the comforts I own (smiling) not quite how I had pictured going out. I will continue to hope to return home soon, cause as we all know those famous words uttered by dorothy :) "There is no place like home" I do appreciate the lo
Beautiful Life.(who I Am)
My name is Nico. I am new to the site so I figured I would write something in a blog that would portray me. I am a doll, short, and breakable if used to roughly, though I'm not made of porcelion. I like to laugh often and sometimes like it best when I'm there on the floor, the laughter so hard that it is rooted in my belly and making it hard to breathe. Belly laughter is the cure to all problems. I am a scope of color, my rainbow being my very own pallet, my skin and my future the canvas with which I give life. Each step that I take, I take it because I want to and there is always tomorrow to start over and try again. I'm not one to hold grudges, never one to get mad over the stupid things. You'll never see me cry when it comes right down to me, but I'll shed a thousand tears for a stranger. First one to say hi, and the last one to tell you a secret. I've got a ton of flaws and some issues that I can't quite control. All of this is wrapped up into skin, set upon a five foot tall
[shellfish Stew]
[the talky portion] I'm thinking about a seafood stew. ... ... ... Crustacean mostly. I'll require some cheap assed shrimp 1 whole crab and some mudbugs let's see... I'll design it to serve 3. My assistant has just informed me that some of you have no idea what a mud bug is. Crawdads crayfish Mussels... I'll need a bottle of white for that small can of tomato sauce so I'll shell and devein the shrimp- probably half lengthwise and deleg the mud bugs and boil em. Shell the crab and get rid of the gross parts throw in the carcasses into a stew pot with salt drain and strain remove the bonies. Now- I'm NOT one of those people that feels mussels should be served shell on. Quite frankly I think it interrupts the flow of a soup the flow being grab spoon- scoop- put the delicious in your mouth. That being said I think this would be where I would strip the remaining fins from the shrimp, and scoop out the mussels and mudbuggery. I'm anticipating that this wil
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional. John Powell
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Dj Shay
Come Rock out to the Sounds of TBR's Newest dj Shay!! Hear some kick ass tunes and party like theres no tomarrow
yielding \YEEL-ding\, adjective: 1. not resisting; compliant 2. not stiff or rigid; easily bent or shaped
amidst the bones and dust beneath the cold and stale decay a single glimpse of life remains seeded and sheltered but unable to fully thrive unable to die purgatory entwined in light and rot a pariah in its own right a parasitic existence to its decadent counterpart
Ever since some sour asshole made that fake RussianSlutt profile, I have been doubting all my good friends on here that knew my private info, which is driving me fuckin nuts... To an asshole that put up my info in that profile, including my real name (which I never use, since I go by both married and maiden names in RL, depending on where I'm at), marital situation (albeit perverted in a worst kinda way), and other stuff: If you are reading this, no, you didn't win. It will take some time for me to regain a sense of trusting someone, but I'll get over it. You are nothing but a coward that got butt hurt, and you know it. I always take EVERY word that people say with a grain of sand, and I guess I have lowered the walls that I always build around me. Which was a mistake on my part, but life goes on. Those who know me, know that if I cared about even half public opinion about me, I wouldn't post half the shit I do about me. Last time I cared what people thought about me w
2009 .. Happy Birthday Dale!
Thursday, January 29, 2009, an awesome Fubarian is celebrating his birthday! *Phantom* Phantom Dale Will Be A Whole Year Older!!! *Phantom* Stop By And Spank Dale HARD! *Phantom* Fan/Rate/Add/Bling/Crush/Gift This Bad Birthday Boy! AUTO 11S WILL BE ACTIVATED! *Phantom*
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Revolutionary Petunias
i recently checked out some pics posted by a fu-friend of mine that made me think heavily about the socio-political state of this little planet called earth and i've come 2 the conclusion that the revolution so hoped for and covertly fought by the conscious proletariat is being lost, not to capitalism, but to the collective lack of sagacity and /or perspicacity.My question is this; where have all of the che guevaras, bar khokbas, dhu al quarnayns, and jonatha jacksons gone ???
Ummmm, If You Have Something To Say... Step The F*ck Up!
TODAY IS QTAZABUTTON'S FUVERSARY!!!! She is an amazing friend! Always trying to help whoever she can. Always there when her friends need her. Please take a moment and stop by her page and wish her a wonderful FuVersary! On top of all that, she will be having a Happy Hour tonight - at 9 PM Fu-time (Midnight East Coast Time). Please stop by and help her with that if you are up! To get to her page, just click through this pic..... Qtazabutton@ fubar Please stop by and do all the usual stuff..... rate (re-rate), fan, add, send her a drink, or even bling her. It is her Fuversary after all!!! And don't forget to attack her page during her HH. Spoil her with rates. Hell, make her HH even better and gift her an auto. But at least stop by and say Congrats! It isn't easy staying on fu for an entire year! hahaaha Thank you all soooo much!
Caa #82
Dearest Angels; The mother of one of my sweet angels is having surgery. We need to send all the angel prayers of healing, love, strength and support to both of them. Love Doc
U Got
u got sex appeal, style,,,,, intelligence, class,, da face, da body and u kno what i got?....the wrong damn number my bad
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Looking For A Friend
Die Mother Fucker Die
Kt Tunstall-black Horse And The Cherry Tree
12 Year Old Speach
What It Is Thats All About Nsfw!
It's not secret info. It's not late breaking news. It's arguably's most discussed topic. NSFW pictures I'm sure you've gotten that notice in your inbox... the nasty letter from Fubar Shop informing you that your favorite picture of you in a cherry thong has been flagged as containing adult content. I'm sure you've looked at the photo and said, "Well, I don't see this as offensive," and stormed into the Support Lounge or sent a shout or a PM to a bouncer and said, "Unmark this, please." It seems the bigger issue is that the general membership and the bouncers that moderate public photos are not on the same page when it comes to what is considered NSFW. This article serves two purposes: to educate the reader on exactly what bouncers are instructed to look for when determining whether or not a picture is NSFW, and to give you general background as well as inform you of the process and why we use it. This is not intended to be a "letter of the law" bible, no
How I Spent My Yuletide And New Year...
i worked both christmas eve into christmas morn, and new years eve into the new year, scheduled from 10pm to 7am. i accepted it, although it was odd to not be able to indulge as i had in the past... but things happened on both of those nights while i worked...things disturbing-especially in light of what said days are supposed to represent; they reinforced much inside of me, as to what so many of the human animal are, in fact. the future doesn't hold much promise. christmas eve: the first incident concerned having to take a number of bags of presents left at a station to lost and found...these being presents for children and, based on what some of them were since there were some ripped open, they were destined for kids who likely don't have much to begin with. apparently they were left behind when the parents/guardians were arrested by the police and carted away. obviously, these kids were going to wake up to a christmas few of us could likely imagine....without any visit from san
Pretty Baby
Look around your world Pretty Baby Is it everything you hoped it'd be The wrong guy The wrong situation The right time to roll to me Roll to me And look into your heart Pretty Baby Is it aching with some aimless need Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it Right then Roll to me And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair So if you want to talk the night through Guess who will be there So don't try to deny Pretty Baby You've been down so long You can hardly see When the engines stall and it won't stop raining It's the right time to Roll to me Roll to me Roll to me And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair So if you want to talk the night through Guess who will be there So look around your world Pretty Baby Is it everything you hoped it'd be The wrong guy The wrong situation The right time to roll to me The right time to roll to me The right time to roll to meeee uuuhhhhhh -----------------------------------
1-28-09 Part Ii
Everyday you can see Changes in her hair and smile I can wait a million days While her smile goes away Sometimes i feel dizzy By the slices in her hands Secrets in her lipstick mouth Shiny on her again Shiny on her again Capture her smile and then that's all You won't know her so it's okay Funny how things change Funny how things change
Thrill Me
I walk into the room and a slight chill runs down my spine. I am being watched. I feel your eyes upon me and know you are there in the shadows watching me. My eyes close in a thrill of pleasure and then I can smell your cologne and my breath comes out in a sigh. I feel you behind me now. Your warm, strong arms comming around me in a protective embrace. Your hands slide up the smooth fabric of my dress to cup my breasts and I feel your breath at my neck a moment before you place your sweet lips against my pulse. I am filled with sensations of your touch and smell. My mouth opens, longing for a taste of you as you kiss and nip at my throat. I feel your thick member rise between my ass cheeks, prodding them and seeking a warm wet place to hide. One of your hands comes free from my breast and tangles in my hair to pull my head to the side and up that you might claim my waiting mouth. Your kiss singes my soul with its ferocity and passion. I moan ever so softly and you reply wit
ever get a song in your head you just cant get out? sometimes its a bad thing...but this song in some strange way just soothes me... Still falling Breathless and on again Inside today Beside me today Around broken in two till you eyes shed Into dust Like two strangers Turning into dust till my hand shook with the way I fear I could possibly be fading Or have something more to gain I could feel myself growing colder I could feel myself under your fate Under your fate It was you breathless and tall I could feel my eyes turning into dust And two strangers turning into dust Turning into dust
I Hate It When...
Pet peeve #15364354 When otherwise intelligent people use the phrase "I seen" :/
Wild Horse Running Auto 11s
It is that timeFrom 4pm Eastern to 4pm easternJan 28 - Jan 29Auto 11's, Running for youCome level up on Wild Horse!Click the picture aboveThis Auto 11's run made possible by Hep7.5 (repost of original by ' Wild Horse ~Fubar's 3rd Lost Soul~ ~The Pegasus Project-Council~~Lounge Expert~' on '2009-01-28 13:06:32')
Lynyrd Skynyrd Pianist Billy Powell Dead At 56
LOS ANGELES (AFP) Lynyrd Skynyrd pianist Billy Powell, one of the longest-serving members of the 1970s supergroup, has died aged 56, the band announced on its website Wednesday. Powell, a survivor of the 1977 plane crash in Mississippi that claimed the lives of six people including lead singer Ronnie Van Zant, died on Tuesday, the statement said without giving further details. "Beloved pianist for the Lynyrd Skynyrd Band, Billy Powell, passed away last night," the statement said. "The family and band request your respect and understanding during this difficult time. Thank you." According to celebrity news website, Powell died in the southeastern state of Florida. The Texas-born Powell worked as a roadie for Skynyrd during the group's early years before his keyboard skills were noticed by Van Zant during preparations for a concert. He appeared on the band's debut album and was part of the group's meteoric success through the next four years, a period which saw t
My Crazy Son
Get You Some Love!!
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What can I say but THANK YOU to all the great people who got me there. I was gone all day today, so I will post a bulletin, but I thought it was appropriate that I throw a blog out, to let you all know that I'm thinking about you all still. I'd especially like to thank Fraak, VodkaGirl, DevilGirl, Seamonkey and Cyndi. If it wasn't for these 5 ladies, I'd have probably quit. Between my back, the lack of sleep it caused, some friends innerfighting on here, and a fdw people I won't mention that just kept asking, and not giving...I was ready to quit. Instead, I took a hiatus, because they were all kind enough to keep talking to me, even though I virtually disappeared. I'd like to thank TwisterGirl, who is literally probably one of the first 20 friends I added on here. She got me the Auto 11, which allowed all the wonderful people on here to rate me, and get themselves some points. I'd like to thank PebblesInAZ for showing me the way. When I was struggling along, thinking tha
Thoughts Of The Unforgiven
Have you ever had a friend you could call and say anything to? Tell them about the great sex romp you just had? Cry your eyes out when your boyfriend's dad yells at you for no reason? Rejoice in the ace you got in a class you were sure to fail? Have you ever had a friend who put ever fiber of trust in you? Who could confide in you, even if it was illegal or immoral? Who could cry to you over the stresses of life and you could calm them down? That was me and Whitney... and I will tell you the tale. It starts when I was around 12... I went to Christian camp and met this adorable 14 year old named Daniel. He was my very first boyfriend, and my very first kiss. Though he lived over an hour away, we dated for around 8 months, via phone. We broke up but never forgot about each other. I knew this girl from grade school, her name was Lauren. She was my best friend. She moved to another school district and met this boy named Shawn. She dated him and then they broke up.
Fo Shizzle?
MN is thinking about raising the sales tax on fast food in an effort to curb obesity. Right! Because taxes cure everything!
Slinky's Nighmare Before Christmas
Cheers Sending Some love
i had a friend who joined fubar. now she is constantly harassed by fubar members to put up nsfw photos. is this the normal behavior of the men here?
What do I think today? ... Not much. I'm freezing and I called in sick again. Stomach flu, its goin around, repeatedly. On the plus side...minus side? I'm almost done with Saints Row 2 and getting ready for a repeat playthrough in co-op. Just gotta call up a friend, make a new save and hook up my wireless. It's pretty fun- think Grand Theft Auto... only fun. ZeroPunctuation can cover this topic much better and more entertainingly. I'm held together by pain killers and multivitamins I've downed several quarts of homemade soup,and my magic detox potion (okay its just cranberry juice and tonic but I didn't have money or a day for kombucha maybe saturday). My dad's even out with this stuff, and that guy's a titan when it comes to work. So what's occupying my thoughts today? I wanna feel well, I don't want to hate my job, and I want to come home to a beautiful girl or at least share an evening with her once in a while. This job is better than being jobless, and its bette
Cheap Beer
So, one of the great things about joining the military and going ROTP (ROTC in the States) is that you come away with a university degree, you get paid to do it and you dont have to pay tuition - so you can save a stack of money. One of the less-great things is that they own your ass 24-7 all through your four year degree and for a further four or five years of military service afterwards as well. Now, when you join ROTP, you will either spend your four years of academics in a civilian university, or you will go the way of the few and enter the The Academy Royal Military College. This Canadian military academic institution is unique in the world. To be one of the select few to come away with an RMC degree is considered amongst many to be, dare I say it, elitist. During summers (between academic years) we would rejoin our civilian-educated compatriots for military training, and to be reminded that during their academic year, they were getting sex, and in copious quantitie
Still Holding On?
OK im sooo tired of my ex still holding on... look i love her and all and i would take her back but shes engaged... first she needs to leave him and then we could mend our relationship. but all she really does is call every other day wondering how i am, and asking to plan a lunch.... im like wtf....grrr tired of crap.
Rating Revolution Family
Hope you all don't get mad at me for adding your Rating Revolution tag's to my folder.Scooter told me that i can do that.If you have any problems with them go to scooter about it.I am so happy to be in the family.You guy's rwak.And thank you for having in it.SexyBitch aka Rating Revolution Family
World Peace (poem)
As night descends on another dawing day, Blessings are passed from the Tiger & Merry meets unto you all gathered in this World, Of destruction and crazyness, Pass the gifts , Share & share alike, We could be here forever , Tomorrow we could have freak storms, Fires & other disasters occur, Be a friend or a Family, There your only stepping stone, Across great oceans & vast seas, Let the night rest , Take me in in sweet slumber, For once in my life , I'll take away your hurt, With candles burning bright upon the altar, No more sacrifices , No more hating , Patch up the walls & drift away, Your pain succumbs one with me, No point in punching walls or stress, For once try to love yourself, As the smoke rises into thin air, The sweet smell of Incense evaporates!
Trying To Make Heads Or Tails...
i am starting to realize that being 24 and still young isnt all that its cut out to be...what does that mean? wellI am tired of going to the bars and going with someone and being ignored...tired of getting walked all over and not having the balls to stand up for my convictions...i am realizing to get through this life I need to find my inner strength and channel it out...this is hard and I just cant seem to find out how this works. I know through time I will get it but its hard
Auction Block
ONE MORE TIME... I've entered myself into another auction. Please stop by and check out what I have to offer and see if you might be interested. If not will you at least rate the pic for me. Thank you so much!!
A Dark Poem
The eyes well up out of sadness but all that falls is a drop of blood from the heart that is feeling the pain. The air becomes thin, you try to gasp for breath, but all you can breath is more pain. The lump in the throat grows bigger as you try to choke away the pain. The Heart feels weak and is sinking in your chest. The body becomes immobile from the vale of sadness. Minutes feel like eternity with the thoughts of what use to be. The mind feels heavy with memories and pain. The loss you know you caused is what haunts you now. Time will pass but the memories and feelings will always remain. Relationship lost is a sharp quick cut. The memories and feelings never let it heal. This is your nightmare. This is my life!
Getting Down With The Sickness
I wish I had thought of this sooner, but I am going to pick a song each day that relfects a mood, emotion or event from my day & put the lyrics here. Like a flower waiting to bloom Like a lightbulb in a dark room I'm just sitting here waiting for you To come home and turn me on Like the desert waiting for the rain Like a school kid waiting for the spring I'm just sitting here waiting for you To come on home and turn me on My poor heart, it's been so dark since you been gone After all, you're the one who turns me off You're the only one who can turn me back on My hi-fi's waiting for a new tune The glass is waiting for some fresh ice cubes I'm just sitting here waiting for you To come on home and turn me on Turn me on
Wicked Game......
The world was on fire no-one could save me but you, Strange what desire will make foolish people do, I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you, I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. What a wicked game to play to make me feel this way, What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you, What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way, What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. The world was on fire no-one could save me but you, Strange what desire will make foolish people do, I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you, I never dreamed that I'd loose somebody like you, No, I don't wanna fall in love.. No, I don't wanna fall in love.. With you. Nobody loves no-one........
Everything You Didnt Really Care To Know About Me.
1) I was once married and I don't miss the ex-wife. 2) Other than the ex-wife, I get along great with my exs, one of them is one of my best friends. 3) I am a kid at heart and will always be a Toys-R-Us kid. 4) I can draw and paint, especially cartoon characters, just dont have a desire to do it all the time. 5) I have had many jobs and still no clue what I want to do for a career. 6) I LOVE talking to new people. No matter where I go, I can find someone to have a conversation with. 7) I used to be a shy kid. 8) I enjoy long drives, even if they don't take you anywhere. 9) I love the scent of a female 'the morning after'. 10) I will read anything, just prefer SciFi or Fantasy. 11) As a kid, I once almost bumped into Roy Clark with a piece of pizza at a Braves game. 12) I enjoy sitting in the middle of nowhere and listening to the sounds going on around you. 13) People watching is one of my favorite sports, especially watching drunk guys trying to pic
A Marine!
A Marine! Marines come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Marine is a Marine all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Marines are found everywhere... in battle... in lust... in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Marine is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something i
Review And Recommit...
"Few people have any next, they live from hand to mouth without a plan, and are always at the end of their line." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Just think: When we are driving, we know where we want to go and we plot out our route. When we plan and prepare a meal, we follow a recipe and monitor the food as it cooks. How much attention do we give to planning the direction of our lives? Taking the time to review our quality of life gives us a chance to re-evaluate what we are doing and where we want to go. It lets us fine-tune our direction, to ensure we are on track for what we most want. Stop and think about your last 6 months. What did you learn? What would you like to do differently? Where do you want to recommit? "Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up." -- A. A. Milne "Always have a plan, and believe in it. Nothing happens by accident." -- Chuck Knox Access your own inner wisdom by tapping i
Educate Yourself Against Ovarian Cancer Ca-125
THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME (TESS) AND I DO NOT HAVE OVARIAN CANCER, NOR EVER HAVE.. TG! (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) An Eye-Opener On Ovarian Cancer THIS IS A MUST TO READ TO THE END I hope you "ALL" take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Copy/Paste it to your emails and send it to every woman you know, it may make a difference for 1 mother, daughter sister or friend~ Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower. Kathy's Story: this is the story of Kathy West As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer. Both types
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R.i.p. Billy Powell Of Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboard player Billy Powell dead at 56 By Matt Soergel, (story updated at 2:19pm on Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2009) Billy Powell, a longtime keyboard player for Lynyrd Skynyrd who survived the band's 1977 plane crash, died at his Orange Park condo early this morning, according to police. Orange Park Police Chief James Boivin said Powell called 911 from his condo in Club Continental and was pronounced dead at 1:52 a.m. after rescue crews performed CPR on him. Boivin said he was told Powell had an appointment with his heart specialist Tuesday but never made it to the appointment. Current Lynyrnd Skynyrd singer Johnny Van Zant spent 22 years with Powell in the band. He said the band took the news of Powell's death hard. "You know, they say they've got one hell of a band up in heaven. My brother Ronnie up in heaven is probably saying, 'Billy, what took you so long?' I'm sure they're catching up on things in heaven." Powell, who went to Bisho
Made For Redneckwyo
I would like to introduce you all to a real life friend of mine... ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ He is Funny... He is SEXY.... He is a Cowboy.... He even has his own car..... So stop by and introduce yourself to one of newest people to fu. BTW You should see him dance. This bulletin brought to you by the one and only: *~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~* ♥Fu Wife/RL GF To Ronaldanthony74♥/ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesஐ*ღ
10 Reasons
I am gonna list the top 10 reasons he tugs on my heart strings. 1. I love the way he bites on his tounge when he is concentrating. 2.I love the way he paces back and fourth when he is on the phone. 3.I love when he looks at me out of no where and tells me im so cute. 4.I love the way he looks at me when he is "above" me 5. His touch, always sincere. 6. When he sings in the car really loud, I can't help but to smile, really big. 7. If i ever make references to wanting a drink or something he is always willing to get up and get it for me. 8. I love when we havent seen each other in like two days, and when we do see each other its like the first time we hung out for 10 minutes...awkward and exciting all rolled into one. LOL 9. I love his eyes. 10. His random kisses on my body at any given time. I♥Chad
Take 2
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Dear Ma And Pa;
(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay... practically nothing. Men got to shave but it's not so bad... there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boy
If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I surrender my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profits me nothing. Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails; but if there are gifts of prophecy, they will be done away; if there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be done away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part; but when the perfec
True Friends
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Portrait Of Self
Portrait of Self To paint a true picture of oneself you must use the heart as a brush and your soul as the canvas. By Michael Dougherty
Donald R. Gannon
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Samuel Goldwyn
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Wiping The Egg From My Face... Part 1
it's very rare that i become angry enough to whine. i'm usually pretty good at taking things in stride and letting the crap roll off of my back, but today something happened that is way over the line. i'm the automation geek for a small company that makes packaging machinery, and we're in the middle of a million+ dollar project for a very large customer. we're under contract to deliver four machines to them, all of which were supposed to have been installed by the end of 2008. because of numerous change orders and having to learn a lot of new technology, it has taken way longer than anyone had anticipated. so far, we have installed only one of the machines. the second one has been built, and i'm in the process of programming it. i'm very close to being able to test cycle this machine, but not quite. one or two more days should get me there. i should explain that as the programmer, i am the last one to work on the machine before it is commissioned. so righ or wrong, from th
Plato 012809
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
The desire to want has a great affect on ones desire of needs. The want of something beyond the scope of what you cannot have leaves one in a state of mind that blinds you of what is really true. It is the needs of love, friendship, and companionship that centers us with focus that leads one to a path of enlightenment. ~ Desires By Michael Dougherty
Ocean Of Love
Ocean of Love When one is in the ocean of love and can look into her eyes and see the sea of her soul then you have sailed the waters to her heart ~ After all it is her heart that steers the boat in the ocean of love. By Michael Dougherty
Dog For Sale
Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
Hot Summer Day
HOT SUMMER DAY The neighborhood was busy that typical early Saturday morning with the humming of lawn mowers, buzzing of weed eaters, water splashing on the streets and the neighbors all working like little bees trying to be better then the other. The single, light brown haired, blue eyed, tall, tanned man who lived in the well kept house at the end of the cul-de-sac, sits on his front porch, in his bathrobe, drinking coffee and reading the paper. He quietly but attentively sat and watched one of his neighbors, a beautiful, petite, dark haired, green eyed neighbor working in her flower bed. She sat there in the dirt, in her cut off shorts and tightly fitted tank top, digging and planting her flowers. She would change position often as she moved through the flower bed pulling weeds and planting the new plants and flowers. Looking around often to acknowledge the fact that she knew he was watching her every move. She would get up on all four and crawl from place to place to make sure
Poems And Other Things
JUS PARTS OF WHAT THE SONG THAT KEEPS RUNNING THRU MY HEAD All I wanted to do was stand close to you Look into your eyes and say to you I'm under some kind of spell I'm mesmerized by you I don't mean to stare So please don t glare There's a lustful flair Growing deep inside There's something screaming from your soul I just want to be sure I am trying to figure it out Is it screaming at me, I so have my doubts As I feel his controlling eyes burning thru me. SCREAMING SOULS Looking into others eyes Reflections of their screaming souls Wanting life that's not their own The painful cries of things that are The wanting of something more Why do we live the life we live? We do we sit in our own shit? What makes us stay in our unhappiness? When things we want are just a stare away Looking at where we are Our fears keep us sitting here in the dark Not letting us reach out for What it is we long to know Something else we want to touch Somewhere else we w
Last Day In Cali
~what Inspires You?~
Is it the sound of music playing in the background.. or the stillness that surrounds you? Is it the smell of some exotic food.. or the smell of homemade cookies baking? Is it the feeling you get from seeing a picture.. or the visions you get from the feelings of others? Is it the light on a sunny day.. or the darkness that comes with the night? Is it the 'air' of things around you.. or the way you wish things were? Is it the waking moments you have.. or the fantasies you have as you dream? is it the friends you have.. or the stranger walking down the street? ~ ~ ~ What ever it is... we all have our 'muses' that ignite our imagination.. making our words flow into the creations we make. ~Candyce~
Another Name For Boobs
lemons is another name for boobs
My Personality Apparently Lol
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP) Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Stars Skin
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A Dream Come True
alright i'm going to auburn hills,mi on jan 31st to see slipknot in action i'm so excited . i have seen them on tour before but this tour is really going to be kickin i already have my costume pick out and everything its going to be a dream come true for me . there music have really changed my life and they are the kind of band that dont let you know what there going to do next almost going on a rollercoaster ride you never know what twist and turns the coaster is going to take and thats what slipknot is about :) stay (sic) nicole
World Wide Demonstration Of War -system Of A Down"boom"
From The Unloved
I Submit all As I sit alone in the Darkness of night I hear your voice Calling me as soft as a whisper Although I feel the power of it's pull I long for your touch For you to hold me in your arms To feel your strength embrace me I can sense you as you come closer to me I feel the heat from your stare I know the moment When you reach out to touch me I feel it burn deep into My soul I submit all to you As you pull me close I surrender My heart Mind, body & soul
Only Thing Worse Than Cheaters,.... Go to this blog and post your displeasure with FuBar screwing it up for everyone instead of just the cheaters
~the War Of Emotions~
The war of emotions creates a wasteland of your heart... pain leaves a bright trail of blood and carnage as it tears thru love- Never fully retreating- does hope push back the advancement of hate- as trust bombards the gates of deceit. An eternal siege goes on- within this war never does one or the other make advancement- but continues a steady battle... to claim victory over your soul. ~Candyce~
Working Title, Unfinished Song Lyrics By Me ;]
So, those who come to know a little about me ... By now have an understanding I'm a somewhat 'creative' being. I'm inner-pulled in different directions on just exactly which of Creativity sides I want to do? So I dabble in about everything and all things creative. I'm never protective of my various forms on art, I throw them on the net and usually careless what becomes of them. With exception to my poems and lyrics ... After first hand having my stuff being used and never given credit for, and that is the reason behind the gif image instead of just pasting here: The song is a hard edge rhythm with a 90's 'grunge' style (think coal chamber meets pearl jam) With a heavy bass stumming and a slight 'tinging' from a snare drum & brush on cymbal ... with heavy musical interludes ... err umm or something like that?
if you had to choose one movie, one cd, one book, and one game, to have while locked in a room for 1 year with no outside contact, what would they be??? movie= forrest gump cd= godsmack 10 years of book= the stand steven king game= nfs most wanted stupid question i know...but wth
The World
Somedays I wish the world could go fuck itself. The End
Sum Brand New Flava For Ya Ears...
Thats right people The Late Shift is finally available! OR ~ So if your in need of some real hip hop in your life that isint crappy lil babies tryin to rap with their daddies or that same ol ish your stuck with on tha Radio, check out my boy n yours soon to be 12 Grand AKA Scotty Alcohol, so Juggalos and Juggalette and all true Hip Hop heads come and bless your ears with a lil bit of this heaven. Peep tha links for tracks n such. Any question hollar at ur girl! 1 Luv, ~Lady Envy~
You Will Alway's Be In My Heart ~ I Love You My Friend~
We Have Lost A Dear Friend On Fubar she went by 719Brat but, those that knew her, know her as Natalie Johnson. Engaged To Chris Green aka Mullet Muncher & Colonel's Best Friend Since 2nd grade. She Was and Always Will Be A Very Sweet & Wonderful Person. She passed away yesterday Jan. 27 2009 From Pulmonary Edema at the age off 33. She has battled it for A number of years now, we take comfort her struggle is now over and she rest's in peace Please Pray For Her Family(3 Kids) and Fiancee They Were To Be Married In March After His Stationing @ Fort Carson in Colorado Springs, Colorado where she was living but, from Augusta, Ga This Was Her Fubar Profile Below 719brat@ fubar This Bulletin Brought To You By "Colonel" Fubars "MOST" Finest@ fubar
Auto 11 Coming Up Tonight.....
Music Playlist at Come by my page and show me some luv and help me level to "Godmother" as you get some well deserved extra points for yourself! As an added bonus, the person who is rating my pics at the time that I level will get a special gift. Thanks to everyone in advance for all your help! Much Love, ♥H‡X♥
Hot Night Out Cont #5
they left me in a state of satisfaction. several days went by and day dream after day dream i sit in my office at work and dream of having my pussy licked and fucked hard. and look who walks through my door my beautiful best friend she is a hottie long dark curly hair nice firm tits and a ass to die for she walks in and asks whats up i tell her what was on my mind how i been day dreaming of having my pussy ate and fucked she laughs ohhh i see well i came in at the right time then she said because i am wanting that too. she asks where my boss was today i told her he had the day off and she walked to the door and locked it good she said we wont be disturbed then. turning and opening her blouse exsposing her c cup tits ohhh really i say mmmmmmmm i been wanting this we arent best friends for no reason lol getting up from my desk walking over to her kissing her nice thick pouty lips , tongue in each others mouth rubbing her tits rubbing all the way down between each others legs mmmmmmmm her
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally..... "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from scho
Respect My View On It
The best gift you can give your partner is to respect them and let them be all they can be. Most people believe Love is the most important factor in a marriage, however I disagree, I believe the most important thing in a relationship is respect for one another. Show your loved one respect in all things, respect for their opinion, their wisdom, their judgment and who they are as a person. Remember that you married them because you value their judgment. As you walk down this road we call life - you will come to many forks and intersections, remember that their view of the world is valuable to the decision making. Listen to what your partner has to offer and honor that wisdom. Know that you now have someone who you can trust. When you argue about something - ah yes - it can happen. But when you do argue, take a minute to remember that the other persons' opinion is one you value and perhaps the answer is somewhere between your idea and their idea. Most importantly, find a way to respect
Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob, Luther and Homer were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. "Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again. "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Homer asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
Hunger Inside Me
Hunger Inside Me Just sensual poem hope you enjoy Listening to music in our heads, We slowly undress, Feel the passion, Let it flow. Enjoy each others heartbeats Two souls joined to be complete. Kissing passionately, Caressing each others every crevasse. Your tongue whisking gently along the Nape of my neck. Passion ignites with furry. Sensual sensation over comes me. Filing my every desire, Not knowing what will transpire. Feels like thousand tongues cascading over my body, One going inside me, going deeper, deeper, Growing longer with every thrust. Wanting that continuous orgasm that's enduring Stronger and stronger, Cascading the simplicity of your arousal inside of me Makes me hunger for more. Making me moan with shirking ecstasy. Make wild passionate never ending love. Feel like a shaken champagne bottle ready to be pop the cork. The passion engulfs me, Making me so wet. Wanting you to taste every drop of liquid Passion that flows out of me.
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Leveling Blog #362
The Jersey Devil @ fubar 8,960 to level
Running A Train On Saturday
Johnny and I are trying to level again like we did when we became Godfathers... In order to help with this I will be running a train for us on Saturday... If you would like to ride the train... Please leave me a blog comment... Johnny will be running an auto on Saturday, and I will be running one on Sunday... So, please stop by and rate us... All help is appreciated...
I Speak To Angels......
I haven't felt quite right of late.....bad dreams and little sleep. It's not been good and I have been neglecting my need to express myself within the music I listen too. I was visited by an angel during the night, last has given me a little inspiration to post something by James Blunt. Some think he produces trite love songs which are highly commercialised.....meh, I think he produces songs which speak to many people on different levels. His lyrics are thought provoking for me.....and my choice is to always listen to what artists poetry set to music. I really want you....... Tears and Rain..
Just For...
To My Daughter - by an OK Police Officer "TO MY DAUGHTER" *Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles. *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by. *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about&am p;nb sp;what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned. *Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them. *Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can
I decided last night that if my most current flirtation is not all that it seems, I didn't care. I didn't want to know the reality of it. All I cared about was the fantasy of it. If he decided he had no feelings for me whatsoever, I would rather he just disappear than try to crush me on the way out. Now I start seeing things that test that and I doubt my resolution. Part of me really does want to stick to it. But can I?
Don't Eat Chicken
Don't Eat Chicken A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for
Chinese Sick Leave
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... **** My wife and I are watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes. " So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend. " And then the fight started.... ******** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
An actual letter from an Austin woman sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now
Update On Cinderella
Update on Cinderella Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,she happily sits upon her rocking chair,watching the world go by from her front porch,with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon,out of nowhere,appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said,'Fairy Godmother,what are you doing here after all these years'? The fairy godmother replied,'Cinderella,you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?' Cinderella was taken aback,overjoyed,and after some thoughtful consideration,she uttered her first wish: 'The prince was wonderful,but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly- her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, 'Ooh,thank you,Fairy Godmother' The fairy godmother replied, 'It is the least that I can do.What do you

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