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Say "huh??"
Ok. Once in awhile I get odd Shouts in my SB. This one still has me scratching my head. Maybe someone out there has some clue on just WTF happened??
Which ever President you like in our history,please fly our American flag today.
Here It Is
I am in the process of trying to make things right between my wife and I. We both have had faults in this marriage, just seems like mine were total screw ups. Not sure if it can be fixed, hoping so. I am doing all that I can to make it so. I have admitted to my mistakes, asked for forgiveness, have forgiven her for the things that she has done. I tell her every time I talk to her, that I LOVE YOU MRS CROSBY ALWAYS AND FOREVER 143 831, STILL YOUR HUSBAND TILL THE END. I have also asked all who may know her to let her know that "I LOVE HER, COME HOME, WE CAN AND WILL WORK THIS OUT, IF YOU WILL ALLOW IT TO BE DONE." Everyone pray that we can accomplish these gigantic goals that need to be conquered. Thanks for everyones support. Have a great day. Hope to have Mrs. Crosby home soon. If she will allow us the chance to make it happen. It is sad when Monica has everyone thinking that she has had it hard here. She has been given everything and anything, to include freedom, unconditional l
Donkey Punch Definition
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated. The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it. Heres a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is. The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girls face and then punching her in the mouth. Thats called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girls face. Unless youre the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a womans face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. Thats like taking candy from a baby. Its all they have. The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while youre boning her. Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. Its called a boxers break, and if youre not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someones head. Its a loss of Man
Birthday Donations
My birthday is coming up in 3 weeks and I was trying to get enough fubucks to try and get the spotlight for that day. So I'm taking fubucks donations, and I'm also willing to do things for fubucks too. Rating, fanning, adding, giving you all my *REAL* 11s for a day, making a salute for you. Let me know I'd love help from people Thanks to everybody willing to help me with this
For a while there, my life was an insane asylum. My home was in constant turmoil and I was at a loss as to what to do. I didn't have anyone to talk to, really. At least not someone who could understand and offer useful advice. These last few weeks have been such a change. Tranquility has reigned in my NEW house. As I've been unpacking, decorating, meeting new neighbors, marveling at the fact that my kids haven't been at each others' throats, hitting yard sales for things that I need [I found an almost new dining room table and chairs that perfectly matches my other furniture for $75!!!], planning a yard sale of my own, gaining a greatly needed extra income, and generally keeping busy with a multitude of chores...I've also found time to get to know my children again. Across the street from the new house is a large park with basketball courts, a heated pool, and spa, volleyball court, and picnic area. And it's sort of become a home away from home. I've sort of lamented
Wat Love Does Haha
For Those Wondering Abot Cinn
for those wondering abot cinn even though she looks awful she is in good spirits.. strength of her will is showin she is trouble remembering names but she remembers faces she is easily exhausted but told she is getting stronger ere day wish she can come home new york is a long way to go but i went to new york last weekend i am glad i did i stayed all night saturday night while she slept i hate see her in pain she is fighting pain in her sleep i know she will come back strong my love goes out to her and i count da days i see her agen
Thomas Jefferson's Advice To Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. > Thomas Jefferson > > > My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. > Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. > Thomas Jefferson
Shai Hulud-we Who Finish Last
shai hulud We Who Finish Last We cast no shadow; The stars do not shine here. Be content to light your own path. And burn what you have crossed- The bridges were frail, The people, pretended. - Storm forth with the light of the inflamed. Reclaim and ignite the sky. Brightly to blind Rip off the veneers enabling opportunists to thrive. Dam the rise of grime and rats. More sickening than a social circle that believes itself charmed. Are the writhing droves of blow hards and yes men Clamoring to slither in. Stay sovereign on the outside. We are who finish last, the unaffected, Contrasting the wide and white. We are who finish last-sound, indignant; The iron to gleaming teeth, The salt on saccharin. We who finish last, Proudly in their darkness, Lit from within - Glad hands grabbing for brass rings, Painting their brinks gold. Keen sycophants fitly scheming- Furthering the feuds of their adored. They have picked their enemies impeccably. Very k
Fuck The Girlfriend With The Mouth
I feel a tad bit guilty over all the nasty things my friends said but at the same time I wont own their words and I have to think about the long term effects of your actions. I don't need to kiss your ass this was my family first and I had every right to be upset with the situation and you know this otherwise you wouldn't still have your claws out. Forcing no contact what-so-ever is extremely childish and for what reason to benefit who, you only right? And to you the other half who is allowing all this for whatever reason.. talk about who the fuck are you, funny how someone can completely change who they are for another. This thing that your letting get out of control will take over your entire life, and I will not have my son caught up in it. If the two of you cant even allow me to send a damn picture of Tessa, when he is raising your children then your pretty petty. I sent no personal message with that, NOTHING. I swear to god I thought you had a heart and would like to se
New York Times
NY Times Headline A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.' The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
It's Just Who I Am My name has changed, but it's still me, I know that a lot of people on here dont remember me, some do some dont. I joined the site in 06 and for about the last yr or so I have not been on. But Now that I am back I kinnda feel the need to say some things so no one gets the wrong Idea of me or why I am here. I am here to have fun, meet new friends and laugh. My real life is not all that happy at the moment, so I would like to some times just to unwind and exit the real world and kick up my heels in the cyber world. (I am almost certain that other people feel that way at times). I am not here to expose myself in *NSFW* Pics if you come to my profile to see them you wont, I dont have any so please dont ask. I am a Romance Writer as well as a Full Time Mom of three WONDEFUL boys so they come first and then when I can find the time to relax, I play on the computer. I DO NOT WEB CAM, NOR DO I INSTANT MESSAGE, I am not like that. I am just a down to earth fun lovi
Steak & Portobello Pizza
By Jim's request, a cooking blog. I made some pizza the other day, turned out pretty well, I decided to share. 1 package searing beef 4 portobello mushrooms extra virgin olive oil alfredo pasta sauce can of green beans bag of shredded mozzarella 2 Pillsbury refrigerated pizza crusts salt & pepper rosemary basil sage Preheat oven to whatever the pizza crust directions say. Clean portobello mushroom caps and remove the ribs unless you buy the precleaned ones. Slice into strips and saute in olive oil until brown and soft. Slice beef into strips, add to skillet along with salt & pepper and herbs, and saute until fully cooked. If you're using fresh herbs, just put them on the pizza before putting it in the oven. I used dried. Prepare crust. Prebake if you want to, there's an option for that, I took that option. Spread alfredo sauce over pizza crust, top with beef, mushrooms, green beans and cheese, and finish cooking in the oven. This will make enough for two
Click Me! You Know You Want To!
ok, really i wasn't going to be all "rate me and rate people and woohoo" but ... this is sherry... and you need to clicks sherrylicious and go love the hell outta her cause besides the fact that she's an amazing person, she gave me auto 11's AND she has hers on, so if you come rate me or rate her, you'll get all your pretty little fupoints we know you love...and if you don't care about those, you get to see two hot chicks... how bad can it be??? ~sin
For Real
I just came across this while rating someone's pictures.... I think it is so true. My question is what if your voice steers you wrong?
Please Read This Kari
Hello ev1 first I want to say ty to all of my old friends and family for everything. I am back an hope that everyone that has been my frined and or family in the past will understand that since I have been gone I need to start over somewhat fresh. I have been working very hard and now that I am back I have many new pictures to upload but I am unable to at this time do to my status. As in the past if anyone wants to see my special family only pictures then below I will again explain how you can do that. As before I ask that your comments and messages are respectful and not vulgar. If they are I will block you and I so dont like to do that to anyone. As you will see I do have a Master and he is my protector too. You will never replace him so please dont even try. Respect us for who we are and we can all be friends. Now to be able to see my special family only pictures (that will be updated often) any of the follwing will get you into my family as described. 1) 1 month VIP will get u
she moves me like no other ever has she burns within my soul she gives me such joy such agony such bliss such passion in short she makes me feel as if for the first time like some gothic vampire forgiven seeing his first sunrise in forever and she knows this she feels me deeper than she has ever felt or allowed to like a ghost i pass through her walls and like she does to me i haunt her thoughts a friendly spirit a welcomed spectre and in our thoughts in our dreams we are one the connection natural instinctual eternal she is love and I thank god for every moment with her
Native American Healing
Read about our new home project: Rainbow Powers Center Calendars Locations Red Lodge Vision Lineage Study Groups Reading Room Deer Tracks Bookstore WITS Rites of Passage Just out! Intend your life. See our Bookstore for details. In 2005 the Deer Tribe Metis Medicine Society began a drive to manifest a Spirit House of Beauty for our Path and for DTMMS. The growing numbers of our expanding community of apprentices world-wide make it necessary for us to invest in a larger facility. Over the past four years, we have been steadily increasing the overall number of apprentices. In addition, as we prepare to reach out to the greater collective of seekers, we seek a space that reflects beauty and the heart of the teachings. We have powerful tools for balance and healing that the world needs right now. The rites of passage is an example. We have the materials; we are training the teachers. It is time for a stable home that can handle the expansion. In M
Nuclear Subs Collide In Atlantic
Nuclear subs collide in Atlantic HMS Vanguard is now back at its home base at Faslane on the Clyde A Royal Navy nuclear submarine was involved in a collision with a French nuclear sub in the middle of the Atlantic, the MoD has confirmed. HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant were badly damaged in the crash in heavy seas earlier this month. First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band said the submarines came into contact at low speed and no injuries were reported. Both the UK and France insisted nuclear security had not been compromised. Factfile: HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant BBC defence correspondent Caroline Wyatt said the incident was "incredibly embarrassing" for the Ministry of Defence (MoD). She said HMS Vanguard, with "very visible dents and scrapes", was towed back to its home base at Faslane on the Firth of Clyde. First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band confirms the collision took place The submarines are equipped with sonar to detect other v
The Fuamble (cousin To The Preamble)
The Fuamble We the people of Fubar, in order to form a more perfect website, establish dates, insure sh*tfacing, provide for the daily turn-ons, promote the top hotties, and secure the safety of our Angels and Demons for ourselves and our future Fu's, to abide or f**k this made up law for the US of Fu. by B
Bet That Hurt!!
I always say real life is funny... You hear about the Muslim that started a tv station to show how real nice the Muslim people are, to counter act all the bad news stories? He beheaded his wife yesterday...
Ole Spot
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month. When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like many women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over. A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms, because they are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed." She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild mushrooms are poison." He then s
For Blondie !
Beautiful and tough as nails, Loving , but please dont cross her, On her own different level, Never gives in no matter what, Intelligent, funny, and honest, Everyone that knows her loves her.!! JOYOUS EXCITABLE SENSUOUS SENSATIONABLE INTELLIGENT AGRESSIVE
Fuckin Asshole People
me and boss drive up to newport back bay, 1/2 hour drive and walk on to job site. fuckin dentist comes out of his office and says "you can`t set up ladders in my lobby, i have patients coming in. make arrangements with security to do this when office is closed" and walks away. so then we have another 1/2 hour drive home/ 1 wasted hour. fuckin ass wants us to come back after working hours? fuck him in his ass, i`ll go back but what was going to be a 2 hour job just turned into a 4 hour premium rate job and it was on his insistence that we showed up this morning i fuckin hate people ok i`m done venting, just had to get that out
Words Of Wisdom
1. A snowflake is one of nature's most fragile things,but just look what many of them can do when they stick together. 2.If all your dreams don't come true,don't fret; all your nightmares don't,either. 3.Don't be a carbon copy of someone else; make your own impression. 4. Don't let your welcome mat lie. 5. The best gift we can bestow upon others is a good example. 6. For mending someone's broken heart,the best glue is compassion 7. If you aren't wearing a smile,you're only half dressed. 8. Remember,today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.- Dale Carnegie 9. The trouble with some people in trying times is that they stop trying. 10. Actions speak louder than bumper stickers. 11.If you don't like the way life looks,change the way you look at life. 12.Nobody has ever measured how much the heart can hold. 13.The world is full of cactus,but we don't have to sit on it. 14. An arguement is a head-on collision of two trains of thought. 15. When
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Love does not conquer all. Truth can destroy any love. Love can ignore truth, yet truth still makes love hurt. When love is broken by truth it then creates knowledge and wisdom. Truth accepts knowledge and wisdom creating an army that breeds hatred and solitude. Hatred and solitude can then turn on both truth and love. Love will be destroyed and truth will still prevail over all.
Heart Shaped Ice Cream Sandwich Cookies
Valentine Day Treat! Ingredients: 1 recipe Butter Cookie Dough (read below) 3 or 4 drops red food coloring 1 pint ice cream or frozen yogurt, any flavor (Its good to have a heart cookie cutter for this one!!) Method: Prepare cookie dough; mix in food coloring. Cover, refrigerate until firm (about 4 hours or overnight). Preheat oven to 350 F. Roll dough on floured surface to 1/4-inch thickness. Cut out cookies using cookie cutter. Place on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 8 to 20 minutes or until cookies are lightly browned around edges. Remove to wire racks; cool completely. Remove ice cream from freezer; let stand at room temperature to soften slightly, about 10 minutes. Spread 4 to 5 tablespoons ice cream onto flat side of half of cookies. Place remaining cookies, flat side down, on ice cream. Press cookies together lightly. Wrap each sandwich in foil; freeze until firm, about 2 hours or overnight. Makes 6 to 8 cookie sandwiches. ***But
Episode 313
What gives these days with relationships? I have been so overly terrified of even trying anymore I don't know if I am capable. Dating world is one filled with more mysteries and rules than anyone can use or follow. I think I am really going to start my book on dating post divorce from a humor view point. Everything that I have experienced in the last few years has definitly sparked some humor - possilby even stand up worthy!! First attempt with blogging, I shall see if it is anything worth continuing.
Why Women Are
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. This is a Trip! It's real! .. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. .. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. .. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry c
Make Your Own Love Game
Make Your Own Love Game by Jennifer Good Want an activity that will make you feel more connected and intimate with your partner? Game nights are a great way to spend one-on-one time with your partner. Not only are they an inexpensive way to pass the evening, they're entertaining and often start up interesting conversations. If the game you're playing is homemade and tailored to your interests or relationship...all the better. With a homemade game, you can include personal or relationship building questions, fun dares, and even create unique playing tokens. Your options for customization are endless! To help you get started, here are some tips for creating your game, followed by tips and ideas for actual game playing. Use the two lists together and you'll be sure to come up with a new favorite classic. Creating Your Game Playing Pieces In order to play most games, you'll need tokens to serve as your playing piece. You can use something as simple as coins or glass beads, o
Don't Ask
Ah, a blog. I have lost my blog virginity and take this rare chance to have free time to ramble. Its family day..but who truly defines family. I thought I might write a poem Family resembles the animal kingdom, The pride, the unity, the undying faithfulness A bond to never be broken Despite the most unearthly troubles The people who dwell in each thought, The reflection of the person you are and will become A family is not defined in blood but rather in experience Life is an amusment park and ask yourself Who is there to laugh with you? Who is there to splash around? Who is there to take you home? I found my family...and I chose them
Life's Rules
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" 5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. 6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." 7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal"? 10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. 11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade.? If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. 13. I love being married
Rose Covered Heart Box
rose covered heart gift box Let her tuck away her precious treasures within this quick and easy box of secrets. With 3D stickers, this gift is a quick paint-and-stick project. Change the colors and you've got a great masculine catch all for your boyfriend or husband as well! view enlarged picture You Will Need wood heart shaped box red or other colored paint paint brush sandpaper 3D sticker of your choice Directions Lightly sand box. Paint entire box. Let dry. Paint second coat. Let dry. Affix sticker to top of box. What to put inside! The box doesn't need to be the gift itself. Use it as a gorgeous wrapping to help you unveil a beautiful gift inside! Below are a few suggestions on what to fill your gift from the heart with! Rose Petals Hershey's Kisses and/or Hugs 101 Reasons Why You Love Your Partner Love Coupons Tickets To A Play, Movie or Sporting Event Jewelry Perfume Samples Clues To A Scavenger Hunt Mini-Disc of Love S
Redneck Man's Pick Up Lines
This is how us mountain folks git her done. Redneck Man's pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in t
Glittered Valentine Candles
Love Craft: Glittered Valentine Candle Purchase non-flamable water soluble glue. Cut out a rectangle to fit around your candle and overlap 1/2". Then, draw and cut out your design stencil... ...Or purchase foam stamps with your favorite designs. Get one or two glitter colors and pour some onto a flat surface. Select dripless pillar candles for larger designs. Use various heights and sizes to create a romantic candle garden. Wrap your stencil around the candle and secure with tape. Then, brush/spray glue on the cutouts. When the glue gets tacky press the gluey cutout areas onto the glitter. Spray glue and glitter several times to create embossed designs. Extra: Write "I Love You" or "Be Mine" with a small round brush and glue. Then, sprinkle glitter onto the glue to create glittered letters. Or, purchase glue glitter pens.
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You are the water to my ocean, without you I would be an empty hole. You are the motive to my crime, without you I would just be an accident. You are the air in my sky, without you I would simply be space. You are the electricity to my plug, without you Im just plain useless. You are the truth to my story, without you I am just fiction. You are the fire to my sun, without you I would just be gas. You are the punchline to my joke, without you I'm just a statement. You are the nerves to my body, without you I would feel numb. You are the dirt to my grass, without you I couldn't grow roots. You are the foundation to my structure, without you I couldn't stand. You are the beat to my heart, without you I would be dead.
For Bella !
Being everything she can be, Everyone enjoys her company, Loveable to those who really know her, Lively among all her friends, Always full of hope.!! SARCASTIC APPEALING RAMBUNCTIOUS AMAZING HONORABLE
Tears streamed down cheeks flushed with fever a sadness overwhelmed a passion no longer held back undetermined but never forgotten the outcome undesired Faithful a heart stays true the time lost never remembered as it should but always there to show what i had misplaced So long ago was the mind mushed so was the heart crushed the hands wrenched together as the droplets splashed onto the bare flesh exposed the head hung low the touch softened by the love let go A blow to the ego a stab to my feeling Eyes lowered it doesn't stop body trembles the limbs weak exhausted from holding back a release Finally a release leaning forward the sleep comes a silent escape from the feeling
Wire Heart Candle Holder
Love Craft: Heart Candle Holder Begin with 3 yards of 19 guage steel wire and wire cutters. Cut three wire pieces 2 feet each and one piece 1 yard. Begin shaping a heart at the ends of the three 2 feet each wire (as shown). Optional: Use a bead inside the heart loop. At the base of the 3 hearts twist the wire to create a 3" to 5" post (as shown). Separate and bend the 3 wires to create a holder for the wired candle. Create end loops with the tips of the wire cutter. Create a heart, and then, twist the one-yard wire three or four times around a wooden spoon handle. Open the loops so the candle fits (as shown). Push the base holder end loops together, so the wire candle is held firmly. Note: A small amount of wax dripped into the center holds the candle firmly in place, too.
Painted Wine Glasses
Painted Wine Glasses Holiday Craft Ideas These painted wine glasses are an easy and classy way to dress up inexpensive clear wine or champagne flutes for your New Year's Eve party! Or, they make a wonderful host/hostess gift to bring if you are attending a party. Anyone can do it, just follow the step by step instructions below. This technique can also be used to decorate the disposable plastic wine or champagne glasses if you use those at your party.
I need to know who I have to make one for yet and who wants one. Want something special let me know(credit for this line goes to Lil Spicey). If you want a couple of different salutes let me know. And so on and so forth. Just comment the blog below and tell me what name you want on it. ***For everyone who is new to this blog if you don't sign it you't get a salute*** Finished ones are as follows: Beach Babe Harley DJ Sexy Eyez Lil Spicey Blazing Eyes32 Lace Rockermom1978 Tanzie Rockon40x Sexy Seductive Angel Ninja Beautiful Disaster UR SWEETEST ADDICTION *purr* ~Kittylicker~_69 Papa's 81 Katilac olɐɥ uɹoʇ HockeyBrat Bad Kitty, No Catnip DREAMZ DaviGurl !!Wild Child!! 2cuteforwords Ones to be made: Indy Colts Becky Luvbug Those who have made me one in return: Harley Tanzie Beautiful Disaster DaviGurl ~Kittylicker~_69 Bad Kitty, No Catnip Luvbug rockermom1978 ****This list will be updated as I upload the salutes.***
Two For One Special, Monday Only!
After a massive dry spell, I finally have tards for my tard blog. Rejoice! They even run the gamut from work to Fubar. I got an ICQ message this morning from someone who wanted to cooperate with us businessly. What does he do? He doesn't know! He doesn't even know what company I work for, but he's interested in cooperation, damnit! (9:02:03 AM) Cooperation: hi (9:02:15 AM) Clarissa: Hello, how can I help you? (9:02:33 AM) Cooperation: glad to meet you (9:02:41 AM) Cooperation: do you accept credit cards? (9:02:46 AM) Clarissa: For? (9:03:14 AM) Cooperation: for payment (9:03:32 AM) Clarissa: What are you contacting me about? (9:04:10 AM) Cooperation: do you have your own website? (9:04:35 AM) Clarissa: What are you contacting me about? (9:05:02 AM) Cooperation: I just want to cooperate with you (9:05:12 AM) Clarissa: Regarding what? (9:05:22 AM) Clarissa: You're just asking me random questions. (9:05:44 AM) Cooperation: you can visit my website at www.itsasecret
Moonlight (5)
~(Las Vegas, NV) Maximus Leon was in the midst of a nightmare, tossing and turning and unable to wake from his slumbering state. It wasn't unusual for the lion to have nightmares for he'd been living with them for as long as he could remember. Then suddenly the dream changed. He was no longer running from his inner demons. Instead, sitting astride him was the goddess of his dreams. No matter how many times he dreamed of her he couldn't get a clear look at her face. The one constant thing about her that drew his attention were her large jewel like blue-green eyes. "Gataki?" he breathed softly when he saw her. The nightmares long forgotten the moment he laid eyes upon his savior. For months now, she had been haunting his dreams like the enigma she was. Max knew that she was a Were-cat from her graceful movements, even though, he had never seen her in her animal form, which didn't bother him. In some, he would 'wake' to find her rubbing up against him purring and wanting to be
Successful Action Is Cumulative In Results.
Your Daily Motivation – Successful Action Is Cumulative in Results. Monday February 16, 2009 SUCCESSFUL ACTION IS CUMULATIVE IN RESULTS. Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. Many people take the first step and then stop. Yet, with every additional step you take, you enhance immensely the value of your first step. All masters of success are chiefly distinguished by their power of adding a second, a third, and perhaps a forth step in a continuous line. There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things in succession is the rule of life. That which grows fast, withers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures. Do not despise the bottom rings in your ascent to greatness. Copyright 2009 Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch This Video => Meet The Team Your skin is your largest body organ and it acts as a barrier and absorption mechanism for the re
Moonlight (4)
~Las Vegas, NV The nightlight in Sin City was in full swing as a tall, black and purple haired young woman walked along the Vegas Strip in search of a place for a good time. Argona Dracos wasn't the average Were-Huntress, in fact, she was only half. Born to a were-drakos and a druid high priestess, Argona's lot in life was far more difficult than anyone could imagine for she was a guardian drakos. However, that was an aspect of her life that she never cared much to discuss. Dressed in a black sheer top with a black camisole underneath, black leather hipster pants and combat boots Argona was a gothic beauty that was the envy of human goth crowds that ran around the city after dark. A dragon tattoo encircled her entire left arm, end at the back of her left hand and she had another smaller dragon tattoo that began underneath her right eyebrow and ended under the bottom lash line. If her flawless ivory skin wasn't enough to turn heads, then it was her stunning six-two height comple
Moonlight (3)
~New York City, NY With her PSG sniper rifle in hand, Roxane laid in wait on the rooftop of an abandoned factory just across the street from an old warehouse. She had received a tip from a source that either daimon leader Stryker or one of his closest commanders would be making an appearance in the Warehouse District of New York's Lower Eastside. The pantheress had a bone to pick with Stryker, after all, he was the mastermind behind the project that created her...the perfect assassin of Were lineage, scientifically enhanced and daimon tested. All those involved where going to pay dearly for what they had done to her, especially Strykerius. Just then a black H2 Hummer pulled up outside of the warehouse, which drew Roxane's attention. Peering through the scope of her rifle, a smile crept upon her lips when she saw that it was a group of daimons but sadly Stryker wasn't among them. She took consolation that she had his favorite right hand in her crosshairs. 'Better than nothing,'
Auto 11's And Hh
THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE Has Auto 11's and a Happy Hour on Tuesday. Hey Everyone! I'm working my way up to Oracle. I have about 18 million to go. To help close the gap, I will have Auto 11s on Monday night around 6pm fu-time. And hosting my 3rd Happy Hour on Tuesday at 1pm fu-time. So come and get your rates on. If you haven't already, Fan/Add me to your friend list while you're at it. So tell your friends, its a great way to level up, I know personally that is how I got to where I am at now. Also, I will be paying fuBucks for rates...10k/100 rates. For payment, you must comment the last pic in each album and PM me with the total number rated. Only PM if you want payment. ♥DaddyBear♥@ fubar
Moonlight (2)
Jean-Michel Devereaux checked his wristwatch once again as he paced the length of the empty highrise parking garage. He motioned for his two bodyguards to stay in their positions on either side of the garage to keep watch for the pantheress who was coming to pick up her money. He had turned to pace in the opposite direction when the light tap of footsteps echoing against the concrete floors alerted him to the presence of another person. Raising his head to sniff the air, Jean-Michel knew immediately that it was her. A smirk appeared across his handsome face as his guards drew their weapons and walked toward him but he waved them away. "That won't be necessary, Yves, Laurent." Roxane felt her insides twist with grimace when she saw that the drop agent was none other than Jean-Michel Devereaux. "It is good to see you again, Miss Yamagashi," he said to her with a charming smile that never failed to irritate the young woman. "I would say the same but that would be a lie, Jean-Miche
Moonlight (1)
London, England Once a year, Thomasson-Vidal Laboratories held their annual shareholders' meeting in London at the Savoy Hotel. And every year, animal rights activists would gather outside the hotel to protest the company's use of animals in which to perform their drug and genetic tests. However, little did everyone know that this year's meeting was going to be far different. A death threat had been sent to the president and vice-president of the lab and security was ultra tight. But not tight enough for there was an assassin in the mix. Disguised as an hotel employee, Roxane found it easy to fool both hotel security and the security company that had been hired to protect the Thomasson-Vidal Laboratories employees from danger. It was almost laughable to her just how pathetic humans could be. She made her way vitually undetected through the Savoy's lobby to the elevator bank where she waited for an empty lift to become available. Once the doors to an empty one opened, Roxy stepp
For those who don't know.. there's a whole list of reasons why they'll reject a salute that aren't listed in the 'bible'. I submitted a special birthday salute and it was rejected because my dog happened to be in it. If I'd known that, I would have made sure he wasn't in it, but nowhere in the rules did it say anything about animals and salutes. I've seen salutes that break the 'rules' listed in the message I got along with my salute rejection... sure makes things confusing. Here's the list! Thank you for sending in your FUBAR SALUTE picture to be reviewed, however, your SALUTE has been returned, because one or more of the following items that have been marked with an (X) need to be corrected: ( ) You need to shoot a candid personal photo of Yourself holding your HAND WRITTEN FUBAR SALUTE SIGN, WITH YOUR WHOLE FACE CLEARLY SHOWN. Dark glasses, painted faces, masks, and/or bandannas, etc...are NOT allowed. ( ) Your sign is covering your face and we can not see you clearly
Falling In Love
It is a mystery why we fall in love. It is a mystery how it happens. It is a mystery when it comes. It is a mystery why some love grows and it is a mystery why some love fails. You can analyze this mystery and look for reasons and causes, but you will never do anymore that take the life out of the experience. Just as life itself is more than the sum of the bones and muscles and electrical impulses in the body, love is more than the sum of the interests and attractions and commonalities that two people share. And just as life itself is a gift that comes and goes in its own time, so too, the coming of love must be taken as an unfathomable gift that cannot be questioned in its ways. Sometimes, hopefully at least once in your life - the gift of love will come to you in full flower. Take hold of it and celebrate it in all inexpressible beauty. This is the dream we all share. More often, it will come and take hold of you, celebrate you for a brief moment, then move on.
Moonlight - Prologue
(This is a SL done with my good friend M. We've been writing together now for over a year. Hope you enjoy) ' "The genetic splicing of the subject was a success. Testing will resume as scheduled... " ' ' "The subject completed the maze in record time..." ' ' "She's broken out of her cell! LOCK DOWN THE LAB IMMEDIATELY. .." ' Roxane Yamagashi awoke with a start from yet another nightmare. Sitting up in her bed, she pushed the silken strands of her raven hair back from her face as her breath came out fast and deep, a light sheen of sweat covered her brow. Tossing aside the bedcovers, Roxane slipped from the bed and went into the en suite bathroom. Turning on the overhead light, she gasped when she caught sight of her appearance in the mirror. Her deep coppery colored skin appeared to be a sickly yellow under the harsh lighting of the bathroom; and her large green-blue eyes had dark circles beneath them. Turning on the water faucet, Roxane splashed some cool water onto her f
You Cannot Eet Them.
J told me about a couple he'd met during his travels. They were French, and the woman had been a schoolteacher. Her comment on children: "They are so naughty, but you cannot eet them!" "You can't eat them?!" "No, they will not let you eet them." J paused for a moment before he realized what she was saying. "Ohh. You can't hit them." "Yes! You cannot eet them!"
Trying To Understand
I am trying to understand, but I don't. God is so amazing, and so big. Powerful. He can do things to make life so easy for us. But, ultimately, we have a curse, called FREE WILL and CHOICE. In hurt, you choose to hurt someone back, or choose to run away because of the hurt. But, once you keep running and there's nothing real there, you always return home.....where your heart is. But why do the ones that are supposed to love us most hurt us the most? Why do we run away, instead of embracing that loved one that we cherish so much? When your heart is connected to someone, and you have loved like you never have before, that will never be replaced or found again. When you KNOW you have that ONE that God gave you, it will never get better. We choose to stop running, and give it to God. Then and ONLY then will it be better than ever before, and better than anything you could have imagined. I just don't understand sometimes. If you love someone, stand firm in that, and quit ru
Auto 11's For Me And Some Friends, Come Check Us Out!!!
AUTO 11'S ON Feb 16th, 2009 NOW!!!!!!!!!! FOR SOME GOOD FRIENDS!!! SO LETS SPANK SOME ARSS HARD, ♥♀ht $$♀♥Spank Me, I like it! TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar Friend Leveler(Owned by Sexypirate13 )@ fubar THANX ALL & ANY FAVORS HIT ME UP & I WILL HELP THERE BEST I CAN ~BRATT~ =) ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa Bulletin Brought to You by ஐ~Dream~ஐ ♣Good Luck, Chaotic♣
I Need To Move Out
I recently lost my job. I moved back in with my Mother and Step Father. Which I knew was a mistake. I need to leave here before I lose whats left of my mind. Keep in mind I have no job, anyone have any ideas for me. I am about to go Nucking Futs. If ya get that. Life has failed me.
Dragon Riderz Contest
id love to win this auto 11 how about u come on in free drinks on me if u subscribe plz mention i sent ya
Auto 11's On !!! Hit Them Hard Please
AUTO 11'S ON Feb 16th, 2009 NOW!!!!!!!!!! FOR SOME GOOD FRIENDS!!! SO LETS SPANK SOME ARSS HARD, ♥♀ht $$♀♥Spank Me, I like it! TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar Friend Leveler(Owned by Sexypirate13 )@ fubar THANX ALL & ANY FAVORS HIT ME UP & I WILL HELP THERE BEST I CAN ~BRATT~ =) ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa Bulletin Brought to You by ஐ~Dream~ஐ ♣Good Luck, Chaotic♣
1 More Try To Post
Fubar is Changing in many ways. Many Functions on fubar I am lost as a Newby is.The Owners of Fubar Social Concepts have gotten extremely money hungry.This site nothing but a money pit. #1.If u Rate to Fast u now get 1,000 pts added to your total.This is Bullshit my opinion #2.Loyalty,Honor,Respect => L.W.Groupie There will be a new Name Soon. #3.With the Changes to Fubar I Doubt I will be Purchasing anymore VIP's,unless they are Purchased for me. #4.It will be Mandatory that all members Download or Firefox.But Flock is the Best Most Advanced Browser out there.If you do not have these Browsers you will not be able to upload any morphs or Tags.Will be no Ripping from me.All Morphs + Tags will be uploaded at Photobucket or Hooked On to be coded an sent fubar mail to be save as is.Internet Exsplorer is so F in useless it has now been completely removed from my computer.N.F.G. #5.My Fubar Family List will be going threw many changes.Many on it now will not be
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It's raining on me every where I go. I ask you to help me, but you just say no. I'm standing in the puddles, made from all my tears. How can you stop loving me after all these years? In my stomach, I hear the thunder roll in. The longer I wait, the more my sanity grows thin. The lightning flashes as it strikes my heart. The storm is getting worse as we grow further apart. Here comes the tornado destroying memories in its path. All I'm left with now is the consequences of loves wrath.
My Life-part Vi: Current Events
In September 2008, I was offered a chance to work for my ex-wife's mom's 2nd husband as a live-in caregiver. Basically I live with his dad who is elderly and needs watching. I keep the house clean, cook the meals, answer the door and phone, do the grocery shopping and make sure R. takes his meds. In exchange, I get free room-and-broad, free cable tv and a small paycheck every week. I am hoping to use this job to start a new career as a medical caregiver. I know I need more real medical training. I also am starting to look for a new woman to date. I signed up to a local dating website, but no love connections yet. Well thanks for reading my life story. I will add things about my parents and sister in the near future so keep checking in.
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It's Auto Time Again!
As most of you Fubees know i cant post bully's oh well what ever and yeah it's got more to do with than Hijackin that morons post's anywho I have this auto on till 9 am est tomorrow and as you can see i chose angel instead of the dark side lol. Why did i choose this that's an easy one i know i can use a few pimp outs a day to help other members scroll across the top of your screen not sure what else its good for but tht was the deciding factor for me you all know i love to pimp friends out Im almost there but i sure as hell can use your help to get there rate downrate anything i dont care a point is a point is how ive always looked at it , Ive had some help from some fantastic friend's and family yea ill put the links here click on each one please add fan and rate them President Lincoln~Fat Sonnys' Proud Uncle~OWNER of VIGILANTE RADIO~blank requests get denied@ fubar ▓ℜainbowBriteKill@▓ GoddessOfGraphicKillaz&DangerousCurvesMember@ fubar M
Fu-king (24)
I made it to Fu-King, thanks to help from Black Knight, on February 7th, 2009 (show him some luv). Working my way toward Godfather. Gonna see how long it takes to get to Godfather! I appreciate any help I get along the way; if you want some pics rated, let me know... I can also make pics in return for fu-bucks and/or bling (I still want an Amethyst bling, cause i LOVE purple). Oh, and show my GummiBear aka ^^Antti^^ sum luv too, he's awesome!
Its been two months since we've talked don't miss out next weekis the big day you either find someone new or be alone forever. If you miss this you will regret it. YOU can miss what you never had.
Come Bid On Me!
Hey Come Bid On Me and Show Some Love Please !! And While Your Here Help My Friend Out Please!!
Monday, Feb. 16
Welcome to Monday! In the news: If you can be lovesick, that means love is an illness, does anyone have a vaccine? The season for fake love is over, and now slowly fading away. You'll no longer notice shelves of red and pink goodies on the main floor of any store, it will all be in the clearance section! Awesome, marked down over priced candy. As we turn our eyes to March, we'll have a holiday everyone can enjoy: St. Patrick's Day. Let's get drunk! Today in History: In 1868 the Jolly Corks organization renamed itself the Benevolent and Protective Order Elks. I think this one speaks for itself. Who? What? Huh? Corks, and elk. Somebody has some 'splaning to do. In 1959 Fidel Castro seized power after the overthrow of President Fulgencio Batista. Since, we haven't been able to get decent cigars rolled on the thighs of virgins. Thanks Castro. Yeah, I'll stick with the stuff rolled on a table, cause it's just the same. In 1972 Wilt Chamberlain reached 30,000 points in h
Wednesdays Auto 11's
I'm Not what you probably think of me. I have so many opinions that I keep to myself. I don't know why I don't just say the things that I feel. Maybe I'm afraid that my friends will have a different opinion of me and then hate me. [shrug] A lot of people see me as this sweet girl. One that cares for her friends. Now don't get me wrong, I do care about my friends. I'd do anything for them. I love them. But sometimes I feel like I don't deserve them. They see and hear what I want them to see/hear. I can only think of a few that have heard me bitch about something that I wouldn't dare bitch about on here, in public. I don't know what the difference is. I'm not sure if this makes me a "fake" or not. But I'm going to stop doing whatever the hell it is I'm doing now. There are still a few things I will NOT talk about. Those things being religion, abortion, and politics. I don't talk about those things in real life, so why would I talk about them on here? You may find out things abou
Premonition Alert!!!
The aircraft crashed into the field before my eyes. Id been lazily strolling down a country lane when the jet fighter thundered overhead. And a couple of seconds later I saw the disaster. Well, actually, I hadnt. Id imagined it. Id seen images, but they were within my own mind. Yet, a couple of hours later I turned on the news and there, not fifty miles from my location, a jet fighter of the same type had crashed. Was it the same fighter that had flown over me? halloween-3I dont know, but chances were high. And there was little doubt I had had a premonition of disaster. Now, I wont tell you the type of aircraft, or when it happened. As with most anecdotes, it is unproveable, and I mention it simply as an example of one of my many experiences, and the thought patterns following the event. You see, I didnt go all mystical. I went all rational. First of all, I knew the jet type intimately. Im ex-RAF and worked for 18 months on a squadron that flew the type. My office
Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
this was written as a song by the New Radicals (Gregg Alexander) in 1997 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Consider the fact that Maybe you've been brainwashed too, Many will tell you otherwise. I bet you trust your bank, Just wait untill it tanks, Maybe you've been brainwashed too. Your parents had it planned, We're almost like them? Maybe you've been brainwashed too. Fun, racist professional sports, Management gets the real rewards. Multi national owned evening news, If we believe we're fools, Maybe you've been brainwashed too. You watch 4.5 hours of tv a day And we should listen to what you say? Maybe you've been brainwashed too Opinions on life and the world, You eat at the Hard Rock abroad and you disrespect your girl. Sexism is so ingrained that women get the blame, Maybe you've been brainwashed too. Is it smug middle class satisfaction you peddle? Better hope your car don't breakdown in the Ghetto. Rich companies lo
"taps" Did You Know??
Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it is true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, 'Taps'. It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention Crawling on his stomach through the gunfire, the Captain reached the stricken soldier and began pulling him toward his encamp
New Tattoo...
Been waiting almost 2 months to get it and today, is finally the effin' day. I might be late for working and totally fucking sore after getting it, but I'm sure my regulars will understand. Today just seems full of awesome since I've woken up so lets hope that holds true. Here's a crappy picture of what I'm getting simply because I was too lazy to scan the actual drawing. I got paid by a regular of mine at work to draw up a lightening bolt and get it tattooed. Well, I drew it up. Probably a little more girly than he would of liked, but hey it's my arm it's going on. o_o Needless to say I'm excited and if I stop to think about why I'm so excited to have ink pushed into my skin by some odd number of needles I'll probably have to question my own sanity so I won't! :D Hope everyone has a badass Monday.
Auto 11's On For Friends!!!
AUTO 11'S ON Feb 16th, 2009 NOW!!!!!!!!!! FOR SOME GOOD FRIENDS!!! SO LETS SPANK SOME ARSS HARD, ♥♀ht $$♀♥Spank Me, I like it! WASTNTIME@ fubar TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar Friend Leveler(Owned by Sexypirate13 )@ fubar THANX ALL & ANY FAVORS HIT ME UP & I WILL HELP THERE BEST I CAN ~BRATT~ =) ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*&FuOwned by*BIGDADDY4LIFE*&FuOwned by~BigDaddySpa Bulletin Brought to You by ஐ~Dream~ஐ ♣Good Luck, Chaotic♣
Find Me On Facebook
you can find me on facebook!......go to the hompage,and type in"dave bemis"....i should be near the top,of the bemis's....i am the guy,in the black leather cap,from saint paul,minnesota.....feel free,to add me as a friend,and i will add you,as well!.
Cool Videos,old And New
i have cool videos to share,old and new,music vids,funny vids,wtf????vids.....come check it out....
Hello .......
Just stopping by to let you know that i will be back on fu soon .... :) I have to do some alterations as i am not renewing my vip, so i have to delete alot of my photos. I have made and have had stuff made for me and i am sad that i can't keep them. But i am pinching an idea from a very good friend .... Metal and picking a cross section of my favourites and putting them in a slideshow. The slideshows will be in my stash under 'shows' and in some blogs. I may also put one or two on my home page. Don't worry i won't make hundreds of shows ...lmao. I still have alot going on at the moment so don't expect me to be here for hours at a time .... i just can't do that. However, i have missed all my lovely friends and am so looking forward to being back. Thank you so much for all your understanding and support during my abscence. Hugs Linda xx
I Hate My #$@#*&%^computer!
if this sounds like you....i have a great website,to tips,tricks,and tweaks,for all,mac,and linux.very good site,and he does it,in non-tech-speak!.
Dave's Blog
you can check out my blog"25 sobering truths"@ free to post a comment,if you like!....enjoy!.
Real Life
I just found out that someone that I know (in NY), her brother killed 4 people this morning. :/ It looks like he just snapped. There's my reality for the day.
In the desert I came across a man, naked & beastial who, squattin' on the ground held his heart in his hands, and ate of it. I said; "is it good friend?" "Bitter", he replied, "but good, because it is mine, and because it is bitter."
Auto 11's Now Activated Weeehooo Lol
Tequila And Salt
These You may not realize this, but's it's 100% true!!!! 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look. 11. Always remember the compiments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So, always remember, when life hands you lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call a true friend over!
Project Torque
Joy Joy Joy
The gargantuan stimulus bill Congress has rubber-stamped with virtually no Republican support contains tens of billions of the very spending projects that made the legislation a lightning rod for criticism. And although the bill is generally described as costing $787 billion, the Congressional Budget Office reports the actual figure is now closer to $3.27 trillion. That stems from the $744 billion it will take to pay for the additional debt the legislation will create, and $2.527 trillion in increased spending from the new and expanded programs the bill will spawn over the next decade. To view the letter to Nancy Pelosi, go here. The bill now spans more than 1,000 pages. While Democrats removed some provisions that fiscal conservatives objected to, most of the pork remains. Among them: # The plan has more than $3 billion in neighborhood stabilization and Community Development Block Grant funding, much of which may go to benefit ACORN, a low-income housing and voter reg
Give The Earth A Break
March 28th, 2009 8:30pm turn off your lights as well as anything that uses power and give the eath a break for an hour
Getting To Know People
There are people out there so much in want to be seen or liked There are so many people out there we call shy, left behind. We are a society that closes our eyes but opens one, to see just what we want to see. You will meet people in life that are the genuine article, but after the lies that have been told to us, do we even want to see them for who they are? Or what we hold in feeling. We are faithless, we are un-trusting, we lost hope, but hold on to it with every strength of our lives. Those genuine people are there, right under your nose. They sometimes don't look pretty, they sometimes don't dress the way society wants, they do try to fit in. These people are the shadows of our land. Wandering, searching, wanting, waiting, wondering, and a mystery.
I Need One Of These Kind Of Store Lol
Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: scroll down You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. Th e shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but fee
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Rednecks Are You?
FINALLY, OVERALLS THAT FIT! Just ask for the 'ALABAMA CUT' Brand new edition of... 'You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay y
Hazeleyed Soldier Is Having A Birthday Auto 11 Happy Hour!!!
Hazeleyed Soldier is in Iraq for his birthday which is Friday, February 20th! ΗΖD أDπ Hazeleyed Soldier Will Be Having A Happy Hour On HiS Birthday at 7:00 PM FU TIME! Hazeleyed Soldier Will All Have Auto 11s Running On His Birthday And During His Happy Hour! Level Up And Love On This Awesome Soldier As He Spends His Birthday In Iraq! You Won't Find A Better Young Man Than Hazeleyed Soldier! This Birthday, Happy Hour Pimpout, and Auto 11 Pimpout Brought to you by his Fu Adopted Mom: ღTulsa's Angelღ
Happy Valentine's Day.
Good morning friends it has been a good while sence my last blog sorry I have missed alot of your Birthday's and Valentine's Day too I have been realy tied up with work and bills. Alot of things have changed for me but realy just making sure I stay at work sence alot of people in Texas and other states are out of work of course. I hope all is well with all of you and hope you had a good Valentine's day with your loved ones. I will try and spend more time on here when I can sence I work 2 jobs now of course I am still single lol, but that's all good. take care and have a good day.. your friend. Jay
Where To Start?
Well, here I am. I know next to nothing about all of this cyber universe that I just plunged face first (with both into. Where will this adventure lead me ? We will find out. I really don't expect too much from this but I might get a new friend or two out of it. I have just been wandering around and seen a lot of really cool graphic things I'd like to incorporate so feel free to point me in the right direction. I enjoy learning new things and hopefully that will be reflected on this page. I can get political, love baseball and sci-fi the authors Laurell K. Hamilton and Kim Harrison, my family, friends and pets. I be checking in from time to time( provided my 'puter will let me. Take care and bsafe.
Gross But Funny
I was looking around on the net..and of course me.. I came across a gross but funny site. For some shits n giggles..go here!
I will not be on the computer at all today. I have to go and get a DiscoGram Today on my spine. They are very painful and will be unable to walk (without pain for the rest of the day.) Will be back on for a bit tomrrow. Much love to all my friends. MysticalMagic...xoxoox
Those Motorized Shopping Carts
Good Morning. Just before Amazing Race, yes I am a geek and watch that dang show when it comes on. I know Reality shows are just that made up for TV and edited to make the everyday people appear to be entertainment for the viewer to watch. This years cast on that show is not as entertaining as one would like, that is if they are a fan of the show. I am and do like to pick favorites and not so favorites. Bonnie and I will almost compete against one another to either pick the first off or the winner. Well there is a couple on there that I thought surely would be last to finish and be the first off. A good ole southern couple to which the lady is somewhat plump and slow and the man is somewhat skinny and goofy looking. However neither of that was my reasoning for thinking they would be last to finish and first off. They did some tasks just as I thought and others they fooled the hell out of me. To make a long story short they are still on the show and more then likely will be last ne
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Vengeful Angel
From Daniel
Here's My Irish Blessing Upon You; May the gentle sunshine fall upon your face, May your presence bring Love and Happiness to every place, May your road be smooth, with the wind following in your track, And may you Always find Twice the years in front of you, as you've had in back!!! Thank you Daniel!!
I Have............
taken the step to close all artwork and most blogs until I can sort them out fully when I get back......and to be honest....most are never looked at or rated anyway.... I have one blog about missing my son's...and no one botherd to read it....and that kinda hurts just alil and really tells me something!! I will open up when I have sorted but until then they stay shut.....sorry
Good Day!
I had a great sunday! I went to amtgard for the first time in like 4 years. I had a blast. It wasn't just my park. I went to a kingdom event for my first trip out. I saw people that live in north texas that i have not seen in forever. It feels great to be standing there and have people run over and be like "OMG YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and grab you and hug you (or in one case scream booby rub and rub her boobies on you.. long story short.. she owns me.. I am her slave.. she likes booby rubs ) I have a sunburn on my neck face and shoulders where my dress didn't cover... it was so fun... I need to post the pictures i took.. once i find where hubby put the camera LOL (ps.. amtgard is a live action role play group where we run around and beat each other with foam bats and throw "spell balls" at each other... yes.. i am a geek) video below is actually the park i go to...
Analysis Of Imagery
I pay attention and remember. Then I slide my fingertips over the edges of my memories and impressions and try to find the edges that fit together. Its entirely subjective. I don't believe things flow out of my mind randomly. There's a traceable stimulus being directed at me from another. Or there's a force within my unconscious at work. So, today, while I was busy thinking and testing the edges of my senses, I recalled words I'd written and the words of others that could be keys to my words. Following is a scenario I created in the Sword Swamp forum. I was telling myself something. Somebody was telling me something: ************************** *lifting her chin as high as possible, she craned her neck from side to side, wondering when the marks of poor impulse control would fade. A dream of rare intensity had been the gift of her lack of control. Apparently the zap of the collar, or the bang of the floor hitting her head, (or was it her head hitting the floor), had cracked a seal
Spotlight: The Afterglow
So you wanna be in the spotlight eh? Well there are some things you'll have to know before doing so. First, you'll need some great timing to do so, bids can hit in a split second...also you have to get it in before 12a Fu-time. Once you do get it, prepare for two things, to be overwhelmed as well as realize that there's going to be a lot of unrequited love as not only will you get more more views as stated in the bid page, but also, you do have to live your life, your bartab only holds so much info and people, and there will be action going on you will for the most part never know or see. One thing to keep in mind, and something I didn't until it was you go through your bartab, take notes of whatever things you want to get back to...after all the shortest pencil is better than the longest memory. Remember, above all else, when you open Pandora's Box, you let whatever comes out, come out, so be ready. On the opposing side, you will meet more friends than ever before, strike
Whos Out There
goodmorning everyone. hope everyone is doing good. i would love to know all of who is up early in the mornings about 5. i'm always on wiith no one to chat with so if u are on and would love to be a friend please let me know. love ya all
Private Hell
She opens the box, dusty and in chains, lifted from the sacred keep, laden with her whispers of regret and olden promises... Lyrical verses of her own private hell, asking me to look, if just for a moment, upon the visions spreading ... Of how her life used to be, voices echoing from the chamber that is her soul... rebounding down dark halls... That once rang with laughter, and it rings in my head, sweetly out of tune... Memories come to rest, gently suffocating.... The tears splash down in a plea for an answer, she begs me to look... Where she hangs in the corners, like shadow, like a shade.. Dripping cobwebs shedding dust from her ancient shell... Lurking in h
Cant Sleep.
i tried....but my sleeper is off???? i decided to get on fu for a min and see wtf is goin on..... and it seems like........not much,... n e way.....werks been busy and money is coming in more which is th@s a plus. and pretty much just been doin th@ and seein movies n shizzle.....and talkin on the phone. and thats all... yeah i know....its boring....but what can i say.... so the atmosphere here at home is diff. without mom....but its gotn better over the last month...and dad isnt breaking down as much. we all seem to be doing just fine.. ... and looks like this is gonna be a big year for us.... so by this time next year....your lookin at a new owner of a coffee shop in LA. we have the starting capitol as well as a mock up of whats goin melissa n i are well on our way to livn the dream.... well.... our dream (lol). so here we go.... rp
Farewell, My Friends
Farewell, My Friends My friends to you I bid goodbye To the friendship that brought me sky The year has been swell As if coming from a wishing well But as all things do I have to bid adieu How it pains me to But there's nothing I can do Thank you for the memories The laughter and the tears They'll linger in my heart As if we never part If by chance we meet again May it be full of blessings in the rain Yet for now all that I can say Is to God for you I'll pray
Friends It's hard to believe it's time to go Leave this way of life, spread our wings and grow Say goodbye to those friends that we hold dear to our hearts Shedding tears for we'll be so far apart Remembering all the good times and even the bad Including the fights we sometimes had Through the tears and the pain Friendship was our gain We stuck together through sunshine and rain, laughs and shouts We found out what true friends were all about So as our senior year comes to an end We'll carry in our hearts our special friends And take with us all the memories that were made Since that very first August day.
What Have I Done To Deserve This?
Lets see... What have I done to deserve all the wonderful people that are in my life? I mean there is Nitescreem... Someone I can talk to and turn to for anything... Someone I can tell my darkest secrets to and he will keep them safe with him and not let anyone else know... Then there is Extreme... A wonderful, caring person that will go out of her way to help her friends, be there to support you anyway that she possibly can... And is also someone that you can talk to.. and have no worries when you do... cause you know that it will stay with her... and never leak out to anyone else.... Can't forget Virtigo... That man has put up with so much of my shit its not anywhere near funny... He has talked to me at my worst of times and been there for me thru my best of times... This man is still there for me when I need him no matter what... Then there is Krystal... OMG that girl can put with anything that I throw at her... I don't know how she does it but she does... I broke her
Salutes Slide Show Enrtry
Virginal white Soft, newly fallen Unmarked Deep Inviting Pure So seductive I must stand in it Make prints with my boots I couldn't Not do it
Idiot Of The Morning.
chris HEAD ENFORCER AT CLUB BLUE FLAMES if the guy really did lose a kid, sucks to be him, but i really don't tend to believe people that use it as an excuse to be a dick... from the bottom up as it used to be. chris HEAD...: ur a fuckin cunt go fuck urself bitch u freak of nature ->chris HEAD...: wow, if that's the reason you're giving for acting like a dick to a stranger on fubar, maybe you should log off and grieve. chris HEAD...: not in the best of moods chris HEAD...: sorry not doing well had to burry my son recently ->chris HEAD...: wow, attittude from the guy asking for shit? really... you'd think the head enforcer of a lounge would have people skills chris HEAD...: whatever never mind ->chris HEAD...: why.... would i lend fubucks to you? considering it's not like we talk... chris HEAD...: can i borrow some fubucks please hunny ->chris HEAD...: hi chris HEAD...: hey cutie
(ladies) Revenge
In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth, then rested , then God created nature and rested again, then God created man and all was fine Then One day Adam came to God and said "God I'm awfully lonely", " What would it take to create me a creature that will serve me hand and foot, make mad passionate love to me whenever I want and obey my every command?" The Lord said, " That will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thought about it a while and said, "Lord that's awfully steep.... What would I get for a rib!
Hotel Fun
They met at one of the hottest clubs in town. Their eyes had locked the moment she'd walked into the room and they'd spent the last few hours grind against each other on the dance floor in rhythm to the latest hit singles Now they had made their way to her hotel. She was only in town for the two nights and they didn't want to waste a single minute. The entire ride there was a blur of steamy windows, light moans,and passionate kisses. Pressed against the wall of the elevator his hands roamed the length of her body wrapped in that thin, and very short, red dress and her her lips traced the contours of his neck. She lead him down the dim hall and into her suite. Once inside he pushed her against the wall, an almost feral growl escaping his lips, and as she gasp in both pleasure and surprise he kissed her deeply, his hands caressing her breasts. His lips traveled across her throat, as his hands slipped up her dress and slipped her panties off in one swift movement. Her breath h
I Can Write Da Saddest Lines 2night
I can write the saddest lines tonight. Write for example: The night is fractured and they shiver, blue, those stars, in the distance The night wind turns in the sky and sings. I can write the saddest lines tonight. I loved her, sometimes she loved me too. On nights like these I held her in my arms. I kissed her greatly under the infinite sky. She loved me, sometimes I loved her too. How could I not have loved her huge, still eyes. I can write the saddest lines tonight. To think I dont have her, to feel I have lost her. Hear the vast night, vaster without her. Lines fall on the soul like dew on the grass. What does it matter that I couldnt keep her. The night is fractured and she is not with me. That is all. Someone sings far off. Far off, my soul is not content to have lost her. As though to reach her, my sight looks for her. My heart looks for her: she is not with me The same night whitens, in the same branches. We, from that time, we are
And Close The Evening With A Little Phat Rabbit
I be that nigga named Ludi a k a L-O-V-A L-O-V-A Fuck that shit Nigga what you wan say one time Southside let's ride (say what) And if you love what you do, do what you feel Then I know you gonna mark my words Yall drop shit like birds Then it's about the time for yo ass to get served Just lay it on down Just lay it on down While we relax to the tight raps And the phat tracks That that nigga Timbaland put down Oh yes, let's get it on down to the nitty grit Don't have no time for the patient Cuz I got more dick than a lil' bit And time flies, when I'm havin' fun I can make a hoe get like Forrest Gump and just "run baby run" I guess that they can't handle this Brothers just to scandalous If you don't wanna get freaked then get out my way like an ambulance (say what) Gitty up gitty up ride up on the real, let death to the fake And tell you boyfriend just to chill, don't playa hate Kick back relax, and just take off yo shoes Cuz I gotta tell you what I wants to d
Dear Mr.president
Dear Mr.President I am not homeless or out of work And I am not starving at all I don't need a new winter coat And I don't need a new car I will be honest and straight up In saying that is not at all Why I wrote this note To you, Mr.President I do have a bit of a problem With my vision though As my eyes are getting Glaucomic and old I could use a new pair of glasses, I suppose But just to be honest with you A wide screen 52 inch color RCA LED T.V Would be best for me Since then I could see quite well And not need glasses, You see? While you are at it, Mr President I could use Surround Sound With my new TV You see, my hearing isn't as good These days as it used to be And Surround is easier to hear Than the built in speaker system That comes with the factory model Of the TV I need, my Dear Also Mr. President I could use A new Honda Gold Wing, if you please Or just a nice Harley Davidson in red Even used would be appreciated So long as it runs and
Ahhhhhhhhhh (carries on through) [Punjabi Chick] Yeah [Timbaland] Mere Zindagi Tere Ho gayhe (My life has become your property) Mere Gaan (My life or My Love) Mere Gaan Come on [Timbaland] Ooooooooooo (carries on through) Ye Diwanagi Huh? [Timbaland] Na roke kubi (May this infactuation never end) Mere Gaan Mere Gaan Yeah [Timbaland] Mere Zindagi Tere Ho gayhe (My life has become your property) Bring it Back [Timbaland] Ye Diwandigi na roke kubi (May this love never end) Bring it Back [Timbaland] Mere Zindagi Tere Ho gayhe (My life has become your property) Bring it Back [Timbaland] Ye Diwandigi na roke kubi (May this love never end) Break it down [Timbaland] Mudhoss hayra dil mai bat kiya? (My intoxicated Heart is surprised) Say What? [Timbaland] Ah ha ha ha Pucho Na (Don't ask me why) Ah ha ha ha Pucho Na (Don't ask me Why) Haah! [Timbaland] Mudhoss hayra dil mai bat kiya? (My intoxicated Heart is surprised) Ah ha ha ha Pucho Na (Don't ask me wh
Rest In Piss
Yeah Im back up in this motherfucker For the 9 whatever the fuck You know I ain't dead yet I'm with my real loc niggas I was a dead man, walking they say, so every night I hit the gates Loc'ed up ak and post up, in the window till come day, anyway hey I feel the pay, back simmering in my brain But thought to death cloud my mind As my niggas is gone away many clips and 24 riches, packed but who really got my back Fade now that them niggas hit the grave I'm killing them off for the olds days 24 ways and a 24 sack of that purple cush and make me sicker than sick and even get Ripgut Cannibal if you wish cause nigga it's EBK everyday all day to the day I die I'm creepin through yo set with a mini mac 10 AR15 rugga with a 12 guage pump in the trunk and a black beany disguise That nigga that you can't see glocks and locs over my eyes crept like a black cat with a mac with a mac 10 in my lap with fat sack of that crack took a hit of that shit and seen
Prison Sex
It took so long to remember just what happened. I was so young and vestal then, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive, even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. I've got my haaands bound, my heeead down, my eyyyes closed, and my throat's wide open. (Do unto others what has been done to you. 2x) I'm treading water, I need to sleep a while. My lamb and martyr, you look so precious. Won't you, won't you come a bit closer, close enough so, I can smell you. I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long. Released in this sodomy. For one sweet moment I am whooooole. (Do unto you now what has been done to me. 2x) You're breathing so I guess you're still alive even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. Won't you, won't you come just a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you. I need you to feel this. I need this to make me whole. Release in this sodomy. For (I am your witness that blood and flesh can be trusted
More Evil
I feel like I'm unstoppable, I know this is impossible. Do you live for the moment. Tomorrow is never sent. I feel that I have to stand tall. For most don't they only fall. They lack the ability to think. They don't even have to drink. They lack the ability sober. I told you your life is over. The dream has finally died. Those who hope still tried. I think they will understand. When my tear has finally dried. I think I should offer a hand. But force will be applied. I told them death is beautiful. I told me the thought is foul. I look up to the sky and see nothing. They say I am simply not trying. I look for hope to save. But hope isn't brave. I think your all slaves. Maybe your heads are just caves. I brought my mind back to reality. I see it's nothing but the same tragedy. I speak but you just call it blasphemy. I laugh because your a catastrophe. Dying seems to be the only resolve. It's a problem they can't solve. I write to show
If U R 1 Inch Tall
One Inch Tall If you were only one inch tall, you'd ride a worm to school. The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool. A crumb of cake would be a feast And last you seven days at least, A flea would be a frightening beast If you were one inch tall. If you were only one inch tall, you'd walk beneath the door, And it would take about a month to get down to the store. A bit of fluff would be your bed, You'd swing upon a spider's thread, And wear a thimble on your head If you were one inch tall. You'd surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum. You couldn't hug your mama, you'd just have to hug her thumb. You'd run from people's feet in fright, To move a pen would take all night, (This poem took fourteen years to write-- 'Cause I'm just one inch tall). Shel Silverstein
Counting Bodies Like Sheep
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window Go back to sleep Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils, See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do. Count the bodies like sheep Count the bodies like sheep Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Count the bodies like sheep Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep Go back to sleep Go to sleep [x14] Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Go back to sleep Go back to sleep Counting bodies like sheep To the
Wonder Why They Call You A Bitch_ Lol
You wonda why they call U bitch. [Verse One: 2Pac] Look here Miss Thang hate to salt your game but yous a money hungry woman and you need to change. In tha locker room all the homies do is laugh. High five's cuz anotha nigga played your ass. It was said you were sleeezy even easy sleepin around for what you need See it's your thang and you can shake it how you wanna. Give it up free or make your money on the corner. But don't be bad and play the game get mad and change. Then you wonda why these muthafuckas call you names. Still lookin' for a way out and that's OK I can see you wanna stray there's a way out. Keep your mind on your money, enroll in school. And as the years pass by you can show them fools. But you ain't tryin' to hear me cuz your stuck, you're headin' for the bathroom 'bout to get tossed up. Still lookin' for a rich man you dug a ditch, got your legs up tryin' to get rich. I love you like a sista but you
Dear Momma Dln
When I was young me and my mama had beef Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool with the big boys, breakin all the rules I shed tears with my baby sister Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama When things went wrong we'd blame mama I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell Huggin on my mama from a jail cell And who'd think in elementary? Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day And runnin from the police, that's right Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside And even as a crack fiend, mama You always was a black queen, mama I finally understand for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man You always was committed A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it There's no way I can pay you back But the p
Fantasy 5
the night is long as a fierce storm rages,and the rain has flooded out the road.the young woman tries useing cell phone but all signal is she is sitting there,she quickly realises she won't be able to make it home this she turns her car around and starts heading back.she's only been driveing a few miles when she notices a castle off the road and up a big hill.she sees lights on inside,and knowing she is drenched and cold and not wanting to keep driveing turns down the road leading toward the she approaches the castle the young woman notices men walking the grounds patroling.smileing to herself knowing she will be safe here,she keeps driveing up to the front doors of the castle.upon reaching them,as she turns her car off and tries her cell phone one last time.the front doors of the castle open and standing there bathed in the light stands a man with long white blonde hair dressed in dark black clotheing wearing along dark cape with blood red lineing.the man wa
Orestes-my Favorite From Apc
5: Orestes Metaphor for a missing moment Pull me into your perfect circle One womb One shape One resolve Liberate this will To release us all Gotta cut away, clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you And from pulling you down with me in here I can almost hear you scream Give me One more medicated peaceful moment One more medicated peaceful moment And I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Because I don't wanna feel this overwhelming Hostility Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue Gotta cut away Clear away Snip away and sever this Umbilical residue that's Keeping me from killing you Keeping me from killing you
Ok Then... Again
i made my choice to run away once and you made the same choice once again i remember once upon a time and dreams of happily ever after and i know neither of them will happen again i try to keep myself together and keep us separate enough that i can live with all of this i wish you thought i was still worth a chance and when i said "if you don't go now, i'll never let go" you would have stayed a bit longer or told me i didn't have to i know the risk of writing this i still know how to take chances ~sinamynlee
The Package(i've Met A Few Online Like This)
Clever got me this far Then tricky got me in Eye on what i'm after I don't need another friend Smile and drop the cliche 'Till you think I'm listening I take just what I came for Then I'm out the door again Peripheral on the package Don't care to settle in Time to feed the monster I don't need another friend Comfort is a mystery Crawling out of my own skin Just give me what I came for, then I'm out the door again Lie to get what I came for Lie to get just what I need Lie to get what I crave Lie and smile to get what's mine Eye on what i'm after I don't need another friend Nod and watch your lips move If you need me to pretend Because clever got me this far Then tricky got me in I'll take just what I came for Then I'm out the door again Lie to get what I came for Lie to get what I need now Lie to get what I'm craving Lie and smile to get what's mine Give this to me Mine, mine, mine Take what's mine Mine, mine, m
A Stranger
Cast the calming apple Up and over satellites To draw out the timid wild one To convince you it's alright And I listen for the whisper Of your sweet insanity while I formulate Denials of your affect on me You're a stranger So what do I care You vanish today Not the first time I hear All the lies What am I to do with all this silence Shy away, shy away phantom Run away terrified child Won't you move away you fucking tornado I'm better off without you Tearing my will down
I Aint Bloged For A While Now...
thought that i would blog today, it's been a while since i last did this... aint much going on here just same shit different day. and some people on here want to be your friends but their signifigant other wont let them and try to treat you like shit, some just are bots and try to have em add ya then wont talk to ya. tell ya the truth...i hate the wanna be your friend wanna bes, if you wanna be my friend and chat or if you are close, hang out let me know, dont treat me like im a kid...i like to make female and male friends on here. dont fuck around with peoples heads on just aint right, no mater who you are!!! amanda
I Crave Ur Mouth, Ur Voice, Ur Hair
DON'T GO FAR OFF, NOT EVEN FOR A DAY Don't go far off, not even for a day, because -- because -- I don't know how to say it: a day is long and I will be waiting for you, as in an empty station when the trains are parked off somewhere else, asleep. Don't leave me, even for an hour, because then the little drops of anguish will all run together, the smoke that roams looking for a home will drift into me, choking my lost heart. Oh, may your silhouette never dissolve on the beach; may your eyelids never flutter into the empty distance. Don't leave me for a second, my dearest, because in that moment you'll have gone so far I'll wander mazily over all the earth, asking, Will you come back? Will you leave me here, dying? Pablo Neruda
The Noose
So glad to see you well overcome them Completely silent now With heaven's help You cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if They're all someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead With your halo slipping down Your halo slipping Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down [repeated] Your halo slipping down to choke you now
New Skin
At first I see an open wound, infected and disastrous. It breathes chaotic catastrophe, it cries to be renewed. (Please Renew Me!) Its tears are the color of anger, they dry to form a scab. To the touch, its stiff and resilient, underneath, the new skin breathes. Its all been saved... with exception for the right parts. When will we be new skin? As outwardly cliche as it may seem, yes, something under the surface says, "C'est la vie." It is a circle, there is a plan... dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Look closely at the open wound... see past what covers the surface Underneath chaotic catastrophe, creation takes stage. Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Dead skin will atrophy itself to start again. Its all been saved... with exception for the right parts. When will we be new skin? Its all been seen... with exception for what could be. When will we be new skin? until the 20th
Over It.
For My Sweetness
I love you with all of my heart and i can't wait to see you. You have been incredible to me and i want more i''m greedy well i know i can't be number 1 so i will deal with number 2 lol hi hailey see i'm good i will miss seeing that beautiful smile for awhile till i get out of here i am truly greatful we met. You are everything to me and i want you to know there is no one else i love you and as soon as i get settled tomorrow i will call you
For My Fu Friends
i'm going to be away for 2 weeks wanted to say ty all for everything and i enjoy talking to you. i hope we will see each other again. until then lvl me i want to be a disciple. miss you all talk to you soon.
Help Find
i have looked all over the net try to find a place where i can go and make my own fubar skins. if there is anyone out there that know of such a link please share i thank you a great deal. i would even make you a skin if you can help me in this thank you.
Shit Like Wow
they were all over the place.
Sneakers And Flip-flops
When you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers.' I'm just sayin...
this is Cr@Sh 6'4" 175 im just me i do what i want when i want and dont give a f*ck what anyone else has 2 say!!
Just Thinking
Dont you sometimes think that if things were different between you and someone else, you would be happy or does everything have a reason and in the end, you will be happy with how life turns out?
I Am Never Going To Eat A Twinkie Again!
Ok kinda funny serious story here...Weve been doing this thing at work to encourage our cashires and other team members to get people to open a target credit card, if they get one they get to smash a twinki in a managers face.. wich i did yesterday was great fun, but apparentlly today when a cashire went to do it they found Tacks yes Thumb Tacks in the twinkies, this box was not opend at all befor hand soooo...fair warning to those who eat those things, probablly wanna look inside em befor u eat them!
Wanna Know Something?
What year were you born? 1969 (but just barely!) What holiday is closest to your birthday? John Morales Day (well its not technically a holiday YET) What is your name if you spell it without the letters "e" "y" and "t"? Betty If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be? Sneezy December (doesn't Counting Crows sing that?) Who is your 9th contact in your phone? NA Have you had your birthday yet this year? No How old will you be in 5 years? I don't know like 50?? How about in 20 years? I guess like 80 or something. Where was the last place you went? Lowes Do you have a twin? Not that I am aware of What was the last movie you watched? Episode 2 (Star Wars marathon on Spike today) Are you afraid of shots? No What color are the walls of the room you are in? Tan sort of I guess How many letters are in your middle name? 4 Is your last name longer than 6 letters long. I guess so
Justfishing And Nunyab Honeymoon Train
JustFishing & NunyaB Honeymoon Train The Rules: 1. Stop by JustFishing's page, rate the Wedding Album folder of pics... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Honeymoon Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... Then stop by NunyaB's page and rate her Wedding Album folder... Start with this one... Both will be running Auto 11s today... Let's help the love birds Level together... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Honeymoon Train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you n
What Really Happens Now...
You know sometimes a girl gets stuck in life. That's not the case. I'm not stuck and not looking for a reason to make myself feel bad. I have a wonderful life, wonderful job, and the best family anyone could ask for.. I had a wonderful boyfriend too. He was so sweet to me. I REALLY couldn't ask for a better man. He was the first guy to ever get me anything for Valentine's Day, he let me stay with him after only knowing him for a week and a half. He stayed with me too. Even got close with my family. My family fell in love with him. He was great. However, nothing is ever perfect. It hurts, yes. But I WAS expecting it. Tonight, while I was working, he text me and and the text read as follows: Ok, Its over. My wife went threw my phone. Sorry. Now, he told me he was still married, going threw a divorce, but thats all. Guess again. He is still married... but not planning on getting a divorce. He did shoot down my dreams of someday getting married and having a family, but I was willi
Come Chill At The Family's Bar
Come join the family! Kick back, relax, and have a drink with friends!
Blow Up Babes!
Ok, well let me start my saying I work in an adult shop, and about to share some of the funny behind the scene experiences with you. There's this one customer comes in every week, now I'm not being mean in saying this but he is a 6 pack short of a carton, sweet guy, but not all together. Anyway he calls in every week for a couple of dvd's and a blow up doll. (Don't ask, as I really don't want any mental images - but apprently, he keeps popping them.) Now as if it's not hard enough to sell these with a straight face, this poor dear on this day he stopped by last week was stuck with me serving him. He picks a doll off the shelf comes up to me and says "Is this one any good?" "Yeh, she any good?" (repeated himself about 5 times) Now with keeping that inmind, let me inform you a little about me... I am known for any thought that pops in my head, tends to come straight out of my mouth, regardless, be it good or bad (often gets me in trouble.) Anyways, with this poor dude aski
Valentine's Day Mad-libs!!
I'll keep adding them as I get the good ones. xD Dear Enigmatic Phantasm, Please, my beloved, come with me on a gonnorhea journey to the deepestchlamydia of my AIDs. Any fool could see that we're meant for eachother; won't you join me in herpes and dance with me across theundulating crabs? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just castaside the formality of courtship and scabies like candidiases HPV? I GAVE YOU STDs!!! LAWL! Yours truly, Makeshift M E S S I A H ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My beloved Makeshift M E S S I A H, You and I are just two flawless people trying to make it in this saucy world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of jaywalking in the past, and I know you've dabbled in destroying hospitals, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our appalling love. Without you, I'm nothing but a decapitated Pedobear. Happy Hearts Day, lady. Yours (8), Enigmatic Phantasm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Omg!!! True Stories!!!
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY: FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same,
I Have Realized
I have realized people can change unexpected.Sad part is they change and they dont even give a shit who they hurt. Some people just blow it off as no big deal. But to me it is a big deal. I know I'll eventually I will move on because, i always do. They pain will still be there but, I learned never to stare at the passed. Just look at it and learn from it.
"without A Seconds Thought"
Twilight, I have literally seen over a million of them and they are never the same, Each and every one is different in it own way. The colors, The lighting, the clouds,or lack of them. Each one is different. I stay as long as I can, I Like to see how long I can last, Until I feel my skin burning..then I retreat as fast as my Immortal muscles will allow me, Deep into mother earth where it's safe. The one thing that can kill me is the one thing I miss the most. the sun. Jus one full minute in the sun can end my existence forever. Actually the sun cant kill me because I (Died) a long long long time ago. I am what they like to call undead these days. a Vampire if we must use that terminolgy. and yes I do drink the blood of the living, tho I seldom Kill. We are not all the vicious killers U see in the movies and all those Anne Rice novels, I met her once, She is a wonderful woman. Tho I Like to play with the sunrise I have no death wish, I do not wish to cease to be, anytime soon. I
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Thoughts, Part The Second
I have an infatuation with female lead singers lately. Namely, I am enjoying the sounds of the female voice. Although they have to be the lead singers of a band and not just some singer. Talented ladies are awesome. Today's mental conundrum: figure out how to better enjoy time off without the feeling of impending doom associated with it. Makes little sense to be unable to enjoy a day off just because less than 24 hours later it is back to the grind. Methinks the key is to turn off the ol' brain a little harder. At dinner tonight I ended up recalling a childhood memory of being forced to have a family photo taken at church. Now I know that's not a particularly strong reason for becoming an atheist, but I have a feeling that if I have kids they are going to thank me one day for not puttin them through that shit. Five words that, when combined, are greater than the sum of their parts: "Go Fuck Yourself Sarah Palin." Normally i'm down with hockey MILFs but this bitch
My Widget 2 Share
Since im using livejournal at the moment to post some of the new stuff im working on, this widget is great to keep up on the latest stuff I got going on, plus you can add it to your own page if you would like. =) The Widget can be adjust it but for now by default its transparent so it should blend in nice with any background you got. -If your the model and your link is missing from the post contact me so i can set that up for you.
Poetic Now Availible In Crackwhore
shawty wanted something silly, oh lord is this awful, so blame her =]=]
No Joke
IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REMASS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! China C: China: Alice Severance: this is no joke a lady sent this to me take it serious Important please pass this to all your friends Message: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.
Sweetest Friend Auction!
Sweetest Friends Auction Open now until Feb 26th. Extra bonus added. MyHotComments in an auction and need votes only 110 to go to win! Show some love&rate, and if you want to owne me make a bid!! : Remember its just for fun and to help you and others get farther on this site. The rules are simple. NO DRAMA, f/r/a the hostess and have fun.
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Hopeless Case
I have this feeling inside that I wouldn't like me if I met me. seems like a losing fight, if you could see it through my eyes, then you'd believe me. The truth is that I'm overrated, I can't think straight, I'm formulaic. The truth is that it's sad to say it, but you can't help me. You, you don't see me that way. You hear the words that I say, you just tell me my heart's in the right place, it's the world that's confused, and it's never too late, to save a hopeless case. I've always known a ghost like me, can disappear in a moment. I'm my own worst casualty, anything I touch can be broken. The truth is that I'm self-destructive, I'm insecure, I'm out of focus. The truth is that I've had enough but you still help me. You, you don't see me that way. You hear the words that I say, you just tell me my heart's in the right place, (You hear the words that I say) it's the world that's confused, (You hear the words that I say) and it's neve
im about to go to jailfor 5 years 4 havin 2.5lbs at my house. i will be goin in on 02/27/09. you can wright me where im goin,
Who Is Better?
idaho and i are arguing who has better nakedness...i say she does and she says i do you decide ME: IDAHO:
A Thought That Should Be A Mum
I've been writing for years now. People that read it say it's good. I'm thinking that I should try and sell some of it but I'm very unsure of it. Maybe it needs more work. I'm a bitter writer needless to say call it how I see it. Would that interest people? So if anyone wants a dose of it just give me a subject.
Plz Help
come drop in my page show some lux rate me fan me im desperately trying to level up
Mortgage Rates Hit Fresh 37-year Low
NEW YORK ( -- Rates on mortgage loans are the lowest in the 37-year history of the Freddie Mac Primary Mortgage Market Survey, according to a weekly report released Wednesday. The average 30-year, fixed-rate loan issued to borrowers declined to 5.1%, with 0.7 up-front points, for the week ending December 31, according to the survey. The rate dropped from an average of 5.14% last week, which was the previous 37-year low. Freddie Mac (FRE, Fortune 500) began surveying lenders back in 1971. The 30-year fixed was at 6.06% a year ago Source -
Babygurl's Dog, Bandit...
Bandit was diagnosed with cancer on Friday Feb 13th... there is a link to the bulletin I posted below.
The number of people getting hitched has slumped to the lowest level since records began, 150 years ago. By next year, it's predicted that singletons will be in the majority I'm just saying....
Foreclosure Crisis: The $4 Billion Fix
NEW YORK ( -- City officials and community activists can't wait to get their hands on nearly $4 billion the federal government is about to inject into blighted neighborhoods suffering from record foreclosures. Opponents of the measure say the paltry sum won't do much good considering the number of vacant homes on the market - one million families are expected to lose their homes this year - and will more likely turn into a political boondoggle. It remains to be seen which side is right. But the program - part of the massive housing rescue bill Bush enacted last month despite his own misgivings - will serve as one test of Washington's ability to mitigate the foreclosure crisis. The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development is expected in late September to come up with a formula for how to distribute $3.92 billion to states and cities nationwide to turn foreclosed property to affordable housing for sale or rent. The funds are intended to help communities
Youth And The Young.
As I was walking one cool spring day I found a man hopping on one foot singing to himself. He was wearing my favorite coat. He had stolen my favorite sword. I chased after him hurling insults like stones from slings hoping one would brain the demented old man and floor him I wanted my stuff back I wanted to know how he got in. But he was too spry, each new jig, each new step was a confoundingly brilliant evasion. I ran after him over the hills through the streets over gravel under bridges by gullies and swamps but the old man never faltered even on one foot at a time even while keeping a rhythm and inventing new verses. He told me of a lifetime of bacon sandwiches old cats and flea bitten men of talking mice of mocking birds and the ideal method of cracking walnuts in your hand. I finally asked him nicely weary and out of breath where he had this energy why he chose to torment me why he refuses to be still and he said with a grin: You're not ch
Thank You
This is to all the people from other states that came in to Western Kentucky to help with the problems we have all had due to the ice storm that came through on the 30th of January.. I know i speak for all of us when i say Thank You all you are all life savers..When we needed you the most you were there with food and shelter to keep us warm when our power went out..With hope and caring when all we had was despair...Once again Thank You with all our hearts, you and yours will always be in our hearts..
Right Here Right Now
this in a sense a new beginning actually not "in a sense " in actuality. an attempt to enter the cyberworld and cyber relationships be gentle with me I am a Fubar virgin...first time for everything, this my first blog.
Ok Then...
i can smile if you want me to tell jokes and dance that won't make really make either of us happy i can cry if i have to scream obscenities and stomp my feet that won't really change a damn thing i can pray to gods i don't believe in seeking forgiveness and strength that won't make me any more able to handle this i can think about you talk about you and dream about you that won't make me any more yours, or you mine ~sinamynlee
A Sincere Woman Freak !
Me Rating And Fannage Etc Etc
a bit short on time, even though i think its an illusion, this theory tends to bite me in the ass when i come down to earth and reality... the point of this blog is to tell you lovely people that are fanning/sending gifts/rating/etc., that i will eventually get around to rating, commenting,etc all so yeah, just add me and i will get back to you in due time. ok well take care FIN
It's That Time Again
This week it's Inhuman Rampage from Dragonforce up against Enigmatic Calling from Pagan's Mind. Voting starts tonight and ends Sunday February 22nd at 8 p.m. eastern. Let me know what you want to hear.
Finding body modifications arousing (tattoos, piercings, scarification etc.)
This One Goes Out To My So Called "friends" (stolen Off My Myspace)
Well, this must mean one thing. People can't take the truth. Warning: If you don't want to hear my honest opinion about you, or you dont want me to treat you how you show me u deserve to be treated, then go somewhere else other than here. The friendship I offer is for adults who are responsible and mature. Why might I not like you??? 1. I don't play the he said she said game. 2. I don't care if you knowingly dug ur self a hole too deep to climb out of, u ain't gettin my sympathy. 3. To be my friend, you have to be honest, you can't give me stuff to get on my good side. 4. Don't go over my head, and ask my boyfriend/family members questions about ME or if I will borrow you something. 5. Don't make up bull crap lies about yourself or others, that is a habit to be left in the 6th grade. 6. Your influence won't make me choose sides, I look at both sides and see that your all liers 7. Some discression in your life is suggested. No one wants to hear that you've fou
Heretics are the only bitter remedy against the entropy of human thought. - Yevgeny Zamyatin
so i moved from alabama to tenessee with my boyfriend. i wasnt suppose to move this soon, it makes me nervous and worried especially because now i dont have a job and the bills just seem to be stacking up. my ink is going to have to be put on the backburner as well as my june cali trip to see family and hang out with old friends ugh. when will things get better?
Untitled #3
Withered Rose Love is like a summer time rose First it is planted, then it grows You always have to remember, that soon it will end First it looses color and then begins to bend The petals fall off one by one Where theres nothing left, its over and done The relationships over and now your just friends Wether it stays that way or not, it just depends Summer is gone and now fall is here Ther rose is dead, the one I loved so dear There is nothinng left to say, except for a lonesome goodbye Becuase this love was like a rose, and now it has withered away to die
pinchbeck \PINCH-bek\, noun, adjective: 1. an alloy of zinc and copper used to imitate gold in jewelry-making; by extension, something counterfeit; an imitation adjective: 1. not genuine; fake
Untitled #2
The lights glare deep into her eyes. Cold like stone she stares into nothing and crys. There is a meloncholy look upon her pail white face. It is the result from her soul being lifted into holy space. She has no feeling and she cannot speak a word. Sounds of loved ones crying is all that can be heard. Inside she is yelling "God give me one more chance!" Not a flinch on the outside, just stiff in her stance. The light is gone and the space is tight. Stuck there forever, every day and night. She is all alone, cold and scared. How could this happen to her when she wasnt prepared? It wasnt her fault, she didnt have a say. She is isolated from the world, drifting further away. "Will anyone miss her?" she thinks one last thought. She now forgets her sadness as to hevon she was brought.
Untitled #1
Isolated in his own pity, the young man lays and waits Awaiting his angels arrival, to take the life he hates. People can be so cruel, disregarding others hearts In this case, a love was lost and it tore him into parts He lays there on the floor, with his wrists a bloody discrace He will soon feel no pain, judging by the look on his face He wears a wicked grin, stairing deeply into the sky In just a matter of minutes, he will soon be ready to die His eyes slowly shut and the scene fades to black He is on his way to hevon, never looking back He now stands before the lord, asking to be forgave But his defiance of gods great gifts sent him falling back into his grave He wasnt greatfull of what he had and dwelled on what he lost Stuck in his own pergatory, sadly was the cost In conclusion, keep your faith, hearts will always mend Doing the lords work and taking your own life, will make hell your only friend
A Poem of Prayer > > > Dear Lord, > Im calling upon you to ask you for your help.I have come upon some troubles that i cannot handle on my own.They are too difficult to take on one by one,but with your help and guidence I can beat any odd against me.My faith and trust in you will help me mend all thats wrong in my life. > My life is in turmoil and I dont know right from wrong.So,I ask you dear Lord to help me please. > Im at the end of my rope and I dont know what to do. > So,I ask you to walk in the sand that is my life and place your footprints in mine and carry me through thtis troubled time. > I know I cant give up,because I know you wont let me.You keep me strong and you keep me fighting.You let me know that in my heart I will be ok,as long as I believe in myself and keep my faith in you. > Every time I feel like giving up on all that has gone wrong,I'll clasp my hands together,close my eyes,and say, > Lord are you there? > its me again, > let me tell you whats going
Redneck Princess
Ok friends this wonderful woman just lost someone very close to her heart, her younger brother was in a car accident on February 14, 2009. As you can tell they were very close and loved each other very much.This woman needs her friends to be here for her in this horrible time of need. Lets stop by her page and show her love and let her know that our thoughts and prayers are with her. Řэđחәķחә$$*CoOwner of Ice*BDL Crew*FuWife&RL fianc@ fubar Brought to you by Meg and her Hubby Mad, our hearts are with you Lindsey!! (repost of original by 'Meg~ I'm just me~' on '2009-02-15 19:11:39') (repost of original by 'MĐ ~Owner of ICE~BDL Crew~fu-hubby & r/l fiance 2 Řэđחәķ' on '2009-02-15 19:14:28')
My Wifes Lose
Ok friends this wonderful woman just lost someone very close to her heart, her younger brother was in a car accident on February 14, 2009. As you can tell they were very close and loved each other very much.This woman needs her friends to be here for her in this horrible time of need. Lets stop by her page and show her love and let her know that our thoughts and prayers are with her. Řэđחәķחә$$*CoOwner of Ice*BDL Crew*FuWife&RL fianc@ fubar Brought to you by Meg and her Hubby Mad, our hearts are with you Lindsey!! (repost of original by 'Meg~ I'm just me~' on '2009-02-15 19:11:39') (repost of original by 'MĐ ~Owner of ICE~BDL Crew~fu-hubby & r/l fiance 2 Řэđחәķ' on '2009-02-15 19:14:28') (repost of original by 'LadyTaz Rl Wife To Taz*Burning Desire's leveler's Crew Member*PegasusProject*' on '2009-02-15 19:21:11')
Help Plz
Ok, I am having difficulties thinking of places to apply to that are 24 hrs. I have: Meijers, Walmart, and Steak n Shake lmfao. And I refuse to work at White Castles so don't say it!
Ok Seriously
if u dress and act like a slut youll get treated like one, how fucking hard is that to realize? 6 different status messages from females today bitchin about pervs, when they dress like sluts. GROW THE FUCK UP HOS!
And The Award Goes To...
vince 6969 for being the douche bag of the day! I'm going to post this conversation, and keep in mind that this dude had sent me a request not even 10 minutes prior to this conversation. I had never, ever spoken to him before in my life. After this conversation, he blocked me. lmao ->vince 6969: you're pissed cause I won't meet you after talking to you for 5 minutes? haha whatever! vince 6969: wut ever then shorty peace im out and u r to ->vince 6969: HAHA I'm not giving you my address vince 6969: wut is your address im in york pa right now ->vince 6969: I just told you I have to be up for work at 5am! vince 6969: can i come tonight ->vince 6969: nothing vince 6969: and wut do u mean i think so ->vince 6969: you wanna see me? you come to me vince 6969: so wut about next weekend ->vince 6969: maybe you think so vince 6969: cuz im fine and ikm the shit ->vince 6969: I have only ever met 1 person off of Fubar, and I knew him for MONTHS before I even considered going to s
After Dark
Leave It To Robin Williams To Come Up With A Plan
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
Who? Me?
I'm posting this here, because I'm sick and tired of being jumped on for things that are beyond MY control. Please do NOT jump my ass because of something someone else did, or more importantly, something YOU did. That will earn you a BLOCK from me. I know how things are at times, and I honestly understand how you feel, but, I am NOT responsible for those things. Anything. I'm here to HELP. I'm not here to be verbally abused and accused. Take it somewhere else. I appreciate that.
Deja Vu
Oh yes!! I have loved you before Something in the way your lips softly meet mine in the instant before we kiss says it must be true A familiarity with the way your hands feel on my skin as you softly trace the outline of my chest says that this is not our first life together This primal fear of loss deep in my soul when you walk out the door leaving me laid bare and defenseless as a child has to be a call back to our past together A momentary gleam in the way you glance at me a barely caught glimpse of another you known only in the locked recesses of my ancient minds eye In a thousand more lifetimes I may never remember the ones that came before but I will know you in any form you chose to take for in the book of fate you have been written as the yin to my yang and the eternal balance to my turbulent soul So please don't be alarmed if my stare seems a bit intense for there is no malice in my thoughts I am simply caught in the momentary deja vu that seems to entrap me when my mind
Check Out My Other Owner
check out my new owner and perve her out and wat not .... TERESA~OWNER OF T&H DESTROYERS~OWNED BY BRATT~@ fubar
What's The Point?
No one talks to me on anything I am on whether it be Fubar, Myspace or Gaywatch. I am giving myself a week, I've already gave up on Myspace and Gaywatch and if no one starts messaging me I am living Fubar as well. No point in being on programs and no one talk to you. I message people all the time on all 3 and never get anything back, it's very rude. A week from today no one talks to me I'm off here for good.
Where are all the good women at. My Grandparents were married for over 60 years. Before my pap died they were both in there 80s and when they went to the store people would see them holding hands. That my friends is true love. You just dont see that no more. People dont take relationships serious anymore. There is to much lieing,cheating. Its really sad. Im not saying its the womens fault either. There are alot of good women who have assholes for a husband or BF. Hopefully someday i will find the women of my dreams.
Whats Good
yo my name daniel they call me crazy d are bg it dont matter i keep shit real no matter what life to short to worry bout bullshit i take one day at a time im one of the realest out ther i dont look for trouble i like to absurv and keep it low but when its time i be the first to pop i keeb it g an i stay loyal no matter what this is me if you dont like it then dont come around dont mustake me i love to joke around laugh and have fun its not like i keep an attitude i like to chill an get fucked up but yo who real out there listen learn an abserve dont worry bout lil shit life to short stay loyal no matter what later
Making A Baby - This Is Hilarious
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No
When The Rules Change
I was reading a mumm this evening about a man who has been with this woman for 5 years and suddenly now she wants the "ever after" and kids. The thing is that she knew right up front that he was never going to want that. So what happens when you fall in love with someone and want totally different things. I will never get married again. I had the perfect marriage and although I lost him at a young age, I never want that marriage thing again. But like the rest of the world I want someone special in my life. I am not sitting here however just waiting for him to pop into my life. I have a wonderful life now, although there are some things I would like a bit differently. I think people go into relationships that have different boundaries with their eyes wide open, but figure at some point in the relationship they will be able to bend the rules and get what they originally wanted in the first place. They tend to hold it over the other person's head that if that person doesn't do
fubar has it, and some people just have no desire to be happy because they want to wallow in pity from others, well in the morning when i have fully calmed myself, my already small friends list will be even smaller. i have realized tonight that its just not worth putting up with some peoples bullshit. my page, my list, my rules, end of story. i tried to post something positive to share, and people have to bitch, and not so much in the blog but in messages and shouts also you could have easily moved on and you chose not too i hope everyone has a good night i am off for a while
And For This We Live....
and for this we live... he was so young when he found his true love she was a woman to his boyhood charm she lived for the moment and him for a lifetime not knowing she would end it with a sentence so long. he fell into love when she beckoned he came for him this was it, for her twas the same.. they settled to live as one til beyond and settle it was like the dust on a pond. he lived and he loved as she did as well a child came to be and the clouds... they did swell... a momentum was building within and without...unknowing he lived...his lovelife gone out. as the years they did pass love in a coma a life long grown stale and still unaware by chance he stumbled and fell into love doomed as it was his eyes they were opened and a glimmer of light shone from above. the galaxie came to him out of the blue receptive he was, he knew what to do the signs they were there this love no compare it was written they both saw destined they gave in to desires
Who Has The Guts
Ok I have a new admirer...who has the guts to tell me who you are...come on don't be scared I wont bite
March Madness Fubuck Give-a-way!!!
Lynznangel is on the way to Oracle and needs your help! She will have 24 Hours of Auto 11s starting Friday March 6th @ 9 am Futime! There will be a FUBUCK GIVEAWAY 1K/10 PICS RATED. (SEND PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY WITH FOLDERS RATED AND NUMBER OF PICS) NO PAYOUT FOR SHOUTBOX OR GIFT MESSAGES!!!!! Please come and RATE RATE RATE !!! F/R/A/C/BLING AND CRUSH ME I LOVE IT!!! Get your points and Fubucks And Level Up On Me!!!! Random blings for those who Cherry Bomb my 200+ folders during my auto 11's AND for heavy raters! ~Click the picture below to get started!!!~
Are You Eating Here
I went out to dinner tonight and I was sitting at my table, I had already ordered and was waiting for my food to get there. The hostess walked by and stopped and stared at me for a second. She walked by then immediately came back and says: "Are you eating here?" It took me a minute to respond as I think this might be the dumbest thing I've ever been asked. I finally looked at her and said "No, I was looking for someplace to read where it was neither quiet nor comfortable and this place came to mind, Trouble is I forgot my book."
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Party In Texas - See Tulsa's Angel Or Blueroses If You Want To Come
Join The Party! March 20th and March 21st! Fu Party in Rowlett, Texas! You get TWO clubs for the price of one! Weekends for those wanting to rock the night away, AND The Crazy Horse Saloon for those who want to two-step! Price? There is NO cover charge! We had a blast the last two parties we had! Check out party pics below and on many of our pages. Let Tulsa's Angel or Blueroses know if you will be able to attend! Those Attending This Affair: Debbie ~Blueroses~ Barbara from Tulsa ღTulsa's Angelღ Amber Sexy Green Eyes ~ Shari Brown Eyed Girl Beth From Ohio: ♥ J L Gʧ ♥ Dale *Phantom* Terrie weldingangel Terry
Woman was NOT made above man's head to be above him. Woman was NOT made beneath man's feet to be trampled on by him. Woman was MADE by man's rib to be beside him.
New Auction Open Will End 2/18 Midnight!
Auction for a auto-11. Got a 25 bling pack up for auction and a vip. Rules to enter is 200k for auto-11 and 100k for bling and 100k for the vip is the starting bid and you must add/fan the host. Please only serious bidder will be open till the end of the month. Don't forget to bid! Auction will end on Wednesday at midnight 2/18! CLICK HERE: BLING HERE: VIP is here; the host is Akamrs. T AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ CLUB FAR~ BAD GIRL~PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE/LIL PLEASURE/OWN BY GBEAVER@ fubar
In A Tingle.
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Beautiful - Akon
A Reason A Season Or A Lifetime
A R A I S O N A S E A S O N O R A L I F E T I M E People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come i
The Story Behind It
this is a cause near and dear to my hearts so i am dedicating an entire blog to information about To write love on her arms, the following is the story behind it To Write Love On Her Arms Pedro the Lion is loud in the speakers, and the city waits just outside our open windows. She sits and sings, legs crossed in the passenger seat, her pretty voice hiding in the volume. Music is a safe place and Pedro is her favorite. It hits me that she won't see this skyline for several weeks, and we will be without her. I lean forward, knowing this will be written, and I ask what she'd say if her story had an audience. She smiles. "Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars." I would rather write her a song, because songs don't wait to resolve, and because songs mean so much to her. Stories wait for endings, but songs are brave things bold enough to sing when all they know is darkness. These words, like most words, will be written next to midnight, between hurricane and h
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Mission Statement
MISSION STATEMENT: To Write Love on Her Arms is a non-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury and suicide. TWLOHA exists to encourage, inform, inspire and also to invest directly into treatment and recovery. VISION: The vision is that we actually believe these things You were created to love and be loved. You were meant to live life in relationship with other people, to know and be known. You need to know that your story is important and that you're part of a bigger story. You need to know that your life matters. We live in a difficult world, a broken world. My friend Byron is very smart - he says that life is hard for most people most of the time. We believe that everyone can relate to pain, that all of us live with questions, and all of us get stuck in moments. You need to know that you're not alone in the places you feel stuck. We all wake to the human condition. We wake to
Kiss Me Through The Phone
Bully 4 (editing)
Come Play with us Meet the coolest people around Come in see what the fuss is all about Just one click away (click on either pic)
Still Looking For Friends
iam wondering whats so great about this site every one or most seem not to be looking to make new friends i may be wrong. or it could be because of the wheelchair i'am in and thats ok. heres the facts about me iam a nice guy,a army vet. who was ran over in front of my house you cant end up in a wheelchair just by talking to some one whos in one. see iam ok with being in it. its others who aren't. anyway i wish all the luck and happiness every one can hope for thank you
Gazing Upon My Own Star
Stting here watching the sky the clouds rolling by Imagining what I have become and how everythignhas begun The feeelings and aspirations are beyond my imagination Not realizing almost mezmorizing The smell of roses Is like seeing what life composes Some believe I am somebody But to me I am a nobody
I feel like I need to re-write what I'd just written. Being "played" wasn't exactly the word I should have used. I feel like I'm being used by a friend. I'm always there for her and when I 'need' her...she's never around. I'm feeling like crap and just wanted to talk...and when she sent me an IM she asked me how I was doing. I said I was sick......she all the sudden had to go. I said one thing to her and she was gone. Blah
I Love Planet Green
We live to die, Die is our end but we live with fun and work, fun and work destroye life, our way of live is the way we kill life, Our world is life, we are killing it, Recycle is a kind of survival. I love green place, a green world.
For What, But To Live, For Who...but To Die...
funny...sad really.... that i can forgive you... for having stopped loving me... but i can never forgive myself.... for having ever begun.... nor can i forgive myself... for being the one... who gave you the door...
Sometimes I'm unbelievably flattered by the random messages that pop up in my shoutbox. Even in my attempts to be such a hardass, someone will break through the walls and totally reach my very core with the perfection of their words. Tonight, my friends, is one of those occassions. I'm entirely too cheeks are rosy red, I'm all aglow, smiling my crooked smile, even. My heart is warm. Now, though, I have a choice to make. first, whitewolf said: married? are u into anal? then, Leviisbigred said: hi there i love your tits. tough choice, huh? maybe i don't have to make a choice at all. i shall bed them both. at once. hopefully, they're both into anal as well.
She Needs Some Made Love.
This woman is super cool. She just got power back after a wicked storm that blew through TN and KY. Shes 800k shy of godfather. Lets see what we can do to help her out. Dangerous Blue Eyes--Kingdom of Rogue Wolf Levelers@ fubar
Pork Ribs With Garlic, Chilies, And Tomato
Ingredients: Serves 8 as a main course * 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil * 4 pounds country-style pork ribs , cut from rib end * Sea salt and freshly ground pepper * 8 cloves garlic , smashed and peeled * 2 jars or cans (24-ounces apiece) Italian tomato puree (passato di pomodoro) * 1/2 cup pickled chilies , such as cherry peppers * Basil leaves , for garnish (optional) Preheat oven to 325. Place a Dutch oven over medium-high heat, add oil, and heat for 1 minute. Meanwhile, season ribs with salt and pepper. Add ribs, working in batches (don't crowd), and brown on all sides, 8 to 10 minutes. Add garlic to last batch and brown, 1 to 2 minutes. Remove ribs and garlic; set aside while draining excess fat from Dutch oven, then return all to the pot. Add tomato puree and season with salt and pepper to taste, then add enough water just to cover ribs. Cover and transfer to oven. Braise until meat is tender, 2 1/2 hours. Add chilies and cook for 30 mi
These streets have been derogated, Now I've found myself drifting into decadence. I see some of you are already getting aggravated, This ill ridden trash in the ambiance. Some are already feeling arrhythmia, But you will get no help, I'm not charitable. You seem to forever be in hysteria, The feeling of animosity is understandable. The puddles are steadily filling, At the moment there seems to be no end. This surely means the blood is spilling, Don't cry to me I'm truly not your friend. I often look to the sky, Hoping I'll see your magnanimous god. Seeing nothing I think it must be a lie, Do you think this to be odd? I am very iniquitous in my mind. Some say I have a tendency of being inhumane. This is something not very hard to find, I think I am a king without a main.
Enchilada Casserole
Ingredients: * 2 Tbsp. butter or margarine * 3/4 cup chopped onion * 1 can black beans * 1/4 cup taco sauce * 3 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce * 1/2 tsp. garlic powder * 12 corn or flour tortillas (flour are easier to roll) * 5 tsp. chili powder * 1 1/2 cups low-fat, shredded cheddar cheese * 1 bay leaf * 1/4 tsp. pepper * 1 pound lean ground beef or ground turkey Place butter in a 1 1/2-quart glass casserole. Microwave at high setting for 1 minute, or until melted. Add 1/2 cup onion. Cover and microwave at high setting for 4 minutes or until tender. Stir in tomato sauce, chili powder, bay leaf and pepper. Cover and microwave at high setting 5 minutes. Remove bay leaf. Crumble ground beef or turkey into a glass casserole dish. Add 1/4 cup onion. Microwave at high setting for 3 minutes. Stir to break up meat. Pour or drain off excess fat from meat. Stir in refried beans, taco sauce, salt and garlic powder, and set as
Pork Tenderloin With Blueberry Barbecue Sauce
Ingredients: Makes 4 Servings for Sauce * 2 pints (5 to 6 cups) blueberries * 2/3 cup honey * 1/2 cup ketchup * 1 jalapeo pepper , seeded and minced * 1/2 cup chopped shallots * 1 Tbsp. grated fresh ginger * 2 tsp. fresh lime juice * 1/2 tsp. dry mustard for Meat * 2 one-pound pork tenderloins * Salt and freshly ground pepper To make sauce: Combine ingredients in a medium saucepan. Bring to a boil over medium heat; reduce heat and simmer until thickened, about 45 minutes. Divide sauce between 2 bowls. Set aside. To make meat: Preheat grill to medium. Season pork with salt and pepper. Sear, turning to cook all sides, 10 to 15 minutes. Brush with half the barbecue sauce, turning frequently, until pork is thoroughly glazed, about 10 minutes more (a meat thermometer should read about 150). Set aside and let rest 5 minutes. Carve crosswise; serve with remaining barbecue sauce.
Life On The Road
it sucks! but the money is goodand my family of brothers are the best but man its a lonely life sometimes
Broken Dreams - Track 4 - Fools Rush In
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you havent read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Fools Rush In Not sure where I was going/ Not sure if you knew where to lead/ Woke up before the disaster/ Now I wish I was dead/ Only fools rush in Track 4 Fools Rush In The conversation with my parents lasted for hours. After both sides talked all we could about the topic we were emotionally drained. Yet th
Broken Dreams - Track 3 - Liar
Broken Dreams None of the characters in this story are real and any relation to anyone dead or living is pure luck. I apologize for any wrong use of United Kingdom English because I am not that familiar with United Kingdom slang. Any input would be welcome and any flaming will be ignored. This is the sequel to my story "Bad November". If you havent read that stop then please read it first. Also if 2 male characters being romantically involved sickens you please don't read. If you're still interested please keep reading. One last note, if anyone wishes to copy my story please get permission first (Not that I think that will happen but who knows). Lyrics from Liar The lies we tell others is nothing/ Compared to the lies we tell ourselves/ Who have you been trying to fool/ Who have bought your lies/ Liar, liar, liar Track 3 Liar After doing simple greetings and introductions we started to leave the airport. My Father tried to talk to Gavin about sports but neither
Everyday that I spend with you it makes me happy Everytime you come around it puts a xmile on my face But at times I think of how great things are between us and I think it's a ll a dream. I'm afraid of caring too much I'm scared that I'm goona wake up and you won't be around I'm afraid of liking you a lot more than I had planned. But I think I am more afraid of falling in love with you, because I know that it's possible to be in love with you It wouldn't be a bad thing to fall in love but at the same time I'm afraid of getting my heart broken, but I'm gonna take the chances and take it as it comes, hopefully it will be a good outcome for the both of us feel free to comment
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Tokens Of Love: Never The End
In Tokens of Love I introduced Cosmo and Wanda - colorful little zebra finches that my husband bought me because I have an enduring childlike glee in anthropomorphism - the attributing of human traits to animals and other objects. The story continues... I found Wanda dead in her food bowl one morning last year. It really was not a good year for my critters. The great rat plague was also last year; no, I was not fighting a vermin infestation, I just howled like a wounded banshee (imagine the racket) when Miss Muppet, the most determined and independent rat in the whole world, died in my hands on the way to the vet. Then her mate keeled over, and then the little replacement rat that we got to keep Miss Muppet's widower company kicked it too. But back to the bird brains and strains... Hurt Wing - the amazingly caring father of the doomed Weeble - just disappared from the cage one day. One can only imagine the velocity at which he needed to fly in his one direction only circle
For Those Who Care, Lil Update
A lil update about my arm, on Feb 9th went back to my bone specialist expecting to find out when my 5th surgery would be, they took x-rays and come to find out my bone is finally healing on its own, best news in 8 months (which is today) It's wild to think all this happened that long ago, and that my mom has been gone this long, feels like it just happened. I'm sure sum of u have noticed I'm not around like I used to be, honestly I'm just bored with the net, rather stay busy in my real life, then to sit on the pc all the time. I've also had my share of trouble makers, and sum friends who meddle into my love life, so I decided I will not be sharing my personal life with a few people on here, simply because I'm grown and am intelligent enough to handle myself. I will also be moving, hopefully before fall, when my daughter starts school, so I've been going through things already, seeing what to keep etc...makes a move so much easier this way lol I just wanted to blog and let everyone know
Romance Story
Our lives went different ways, our lives weren't the same. I loved her and she loved me, but that was not enough, other forces decided to intervene. We had to leave, say goodbye. It hurts deep down and I will never forget that last night we had together. "We laid down, holding hands, knowing it will never happen again for many years, whispering 'I love you'.On both sides of the bed, clenching our hands, foreheads touching, knees resting side by side. Looking into her eyes, never before has mind been so full of thoughts yet silent at the same time. Stretching out necks, we began to kiss, tears running down my face. Wanting to hold her so badly, reaching my arm and drawing her close to feel her warmth, her breath, her heart beat, her skin, her essence. Sucking up all i could for this is a night that may remain in my mind for... forever. Our legs crossed and entangled. Our arms wrapped and met its twin around each other. Holding firmly and gently and sweetly.My mouth wandered, kissing
I Know I'm Ugly So Why Bother Telling Me Someting I Know
Seriously ppl online are lame I'm only on here in fun !!!! telling ppl they are ugly online just makes that person ugly But on another note why tell me something I already know? Bam Bam out........
I got 3 different letters in the mail from my DR. yesterday . 2 reminders of my next visit + 1 tellin me that I need to call them to set up some test times cuz apparently the khemo (4 MS , not cancer)I already had has been messin peoples hearts up + they wanna check me . (again) Had to get an EKG everytime I was about to have Khemo . what else ??????????? : ( If it isn't 1 thing it's another . PISS !!! oh well
Today I was lucky enough to get to try out an art called baguazhang. Bagua for short. One of the Chinese internal martial arts. It translates as "eight trigram palm". Eight trigrams refer to the 8 combinations of broken and single lines from the I Ching (Book of Changes). Putting aside the philosophical basis of the art, it has a reputation for being very effective. Chairman Mao's personal bodyguards were all bagua fighters. Other similar arts are Tai Chi and Hsing I. Also, Systema (a Russian art). Anyone else interested in these arts?
Tokens Of Love
Sunday, October 09, 2005 (The following story contains graphic examples of dirty gene pools. BEWARE.) My husband bought me zebra finches. A male and a female. Eight months later they had turned into sixteen zebra finches. Two females and fourteen males. The second female was the result of one of the first male offspring of Cosmo (the male) and Wanda (the female), breeding with his mother. She was born with funky feet. Think the dance the Peanuts Gang do, but with their feet forever turned in towards each other. Being the politically correct person that I am, I named her Retard Girl. I guess that her father was also her brother. Cosmo, her father, mated with her, and they produced a few other males. So this male's father was also his grandfather. One of these males mated with his mother, who was the daughter of his father's father and also grandfather. They had another male. This male had a gimpy wing. It just sort of hangs at his side. He is very adept at climbing though. A m
Jaded Bunny
(The goal for 2009 is to do the Easter Egg Hunt the way it should be done - I will either find the energy or fake it; either way THERE WILL BE HIDDEN EGGS!!! - Amen...) Tuesday, April 18, 2006 There's something to be said for being the "baby" of a family four children with huge gaps of time in between the births - your mother is a worn out wreck of life's ups and downs, and she's been the Easter Bunny for way too long. I've been the Easter Bunny for 26 years. I did a great job of hippity hopping along the bunny trail for 25 years. This year was different. The easter eggs were painted, the tables for the family feast gaily decorated. So far, so good. Night time came, exhaustion set in. I went to bed with the eggs unhidden, the family tradition of the Easter morning Easter Egg hunt unprepared. My husband woke me up at 3:00 a.m. - "Honey, we need to hide the eggs." I mumble through drool and bad breath "Thas ohkay, I do *slight snore, startle back awake* laaeer." Longer sno
Are Yours This Good
-> MONICA THE...: im gonna screen shot this convo MONICA THE...: dude it is the best sb convo ever MONICA THE...: i am jealous and to be jealous of that is weird, but i am -> MONICA THE...: lol at our shoutbox convo -> MONICA THE...: lol it was nice to have nice big one cause i been shittin like a rabbit recently MONICA THE...: no way, all my turds have been tiny, it has sucked -> MONICA THE...: lol... due i had a turd that broke up in shape of a Y i soooo wanted to takepic for you MONICA THE...: heheh i got mas diaria from no sugar added ice cream it sucked -> MONICA THE...: loli ate all the candies MONICA THE...: i got a stomach ache for valentines day Love ya.. friends who poop together stay together
Where is love? Are there any women out there that love a man just because? are there any women who want a man not for his money, but for his love?Answer me
Just read this...I couldn't believe my eyes. "Sorry, size 24 is not the new 12. Stop thinking that's attractive. All the brainwashing you try to do to fool everyone (and really let's admit it's actually to brainwash yourself) isn't working. You're just fat. Men are visual creatures. It's biological. Sorry but that's the way it is. Call us shallow." Why, after reading that, do I feel like I've lost valuable time I'll never get back? I honestly do not feel like most men feel this way...but the fact that even one does? Sad.
Who Has Photo Shop??
Friendship Tags I Love :-)
I promise this is the last slide show from my time on fu ... Fu has given me some wonderful friends ..... who I am still very close to .... and it has also been a learning curve at discovering who was quick to stab me in the back ... those people are blocked so its their loss ... Friendships are very important to me, and for that I stay on fubar ... Id much rather have a handful of real friends than a shed load of fake ones ... with that in mind .... Ive done this slide show called friendship circles, dedicated to all my friends I love dearly on fu ..... Love Sandy xx
Show Me Love
Come One And All And See This Sexy Woman Durning Her Auto 11's drop by her page and love her up and help her level up just click her link and love her up ♥~~M.ZZ~~♥ FUWIFE & ENGAGED TO DJSAVAGEBLACKWOLF Owner @Wolf Pack Radio@ fubar (repost of original by 'ost nŤheark♦D.J. Cyber_Wolf ♦Dj & Dj Manager @ Wolf Pack Radio' on '2009-02-15 15:35:35')
Ya Know What Is Sad?
Ya know what is sad? When someone you've known for a really long time finally tells you they love you and your heart finally feels complete and finally you meet and everything feels so right with the world until you go home. Then everything changes. The calls stop, the pictures stop, the attention they showed you almost comes to a screeching halt. They claim to never get your text, you always get their voice mail and they basically ignore you. What is even more sad is that they are more worried about losing their "girls" on the FU than they are losing someone who is real and loved them more than anything in this world. I see this way too often. I used to believe in the fairy tale- that my mr. right would really be out there and that one day I would find him. But I'm scared to death that if and when I meet said person, he will run because I'm real and no longer a fantasy...doesn't anyone want to be in love anymore or is that too much to ask? I guess for some guys it is easy to play mr.
If There Is No K Or Y In The Italian Language...
then what do Italians call KY? I love Boondock, but that has always bugged the shit out of me too that the head of the family in that movie doesn't even have a real Italian name. Sorry, just got done watching that, and it made me want to post a blog about it. Anyone else got any good on-liner type things from movies?! Let me know.
So Over It
ok well I am just tired of how childish people on this site are so I am giving it a few hours for people who want to read this to get my contact info then I'm closing this account. This is supposed to be an adult site but it obviously isn't so I will go to the other adult site I'm on that is actually for adults and have my fun there. and I will also be on myspace It is just very pathetic to me that people on myspace which so many people on here call a kids site are more adult than so many of the people on this site. I plenty to fill my time without useless drama so I'm ending it now! I hope to hear from all of you one of these 2 ways if possible. I spend a lot of time working and taking care of things for Suicide girls so it is hard for me to keep in touch other than these 2 ways so send me a request if you plan to hear from me. Thanks!
A Friend
Maybe I should just walk away completely.....leave...time to really reflect on MY future once again.............
Love (Me for all time) Hate (What has been) Close (The door is open) Open (A heart so true) Trust (Fall back) Loss (Kept from me) Gain (Such as I may never know) Leech (Taking what I am) Save (Heal me) Fault (None but mine) Belong (Now or never) Gone (Why?) Touch (Let me feel) Kiss (Need me) Why (Simple) Feel (Please)
Had To Happen Sometime...
I'm looking for someone who can draw a pretty Angel. I want it for my next tattoo on my shoulder . I went looking and noone could draw one i liked can you help ??
Building A Mystery By Sarah Mclachlan
ou come out at night That's when the energy comes And the dark side's light And the vampires roam You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem And a cross from a faith that died Before Jesus came You're building a mystery You live in a church Where you sleep with voodoo dolls And you won't give up the search For the ghosts in the halls You wear sandals in the snow And a smile that won't wash away Can you look out the window Without your shadow getting in the way? You're so beautiful With an edge and charm but so careful When I'm in your arms Cause you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully You woke up screaming aloud A prayer from your secret god You feed off our fears And hold back your tears, oh Give us a tantrum And a know it all grin Just when we need one When the evening's thin You're a beautiful A beautiful fucked up man You're setting up your Ra
.people Are Stupid.
You know, I just fucking can't stand people. Dumbass bitches and hoes. Why start shit with someone online?! It's so pointless and it's not going to get you anywhere. It's the internet get over yourself. If all you have to do is worry about what other people are doing then you need a life. Seriously. Don't worry about me and my business, worry about yourself. If you don't want someone looking at your fucking profile, don't have one. Or find a way to make it fucking private. I'll be goddamned if someone is going to tell me what I can and can't do. ESPECIALLY ONLINE. This is one quick way to make me your enemy, be stupid and fly off at dumb shit. Grow up. Thanks.
David Ruffin
Somewhere there should be for all the world to see A statue of a fool made of stone The image of a man who let love slip through his hands And then just let him stand there all alone And there on his face a gold tear should be placed To honor the million tears he's cried And the hurt in his eyes would show so everyone would know Concealed is a broken heart inside So build a statue and oh build it high So that all can see Then inscribe the world's greatest fool And name it after me
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Me Singing "our Love Song" Taylor Swift
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It's So Amazing!
This was by far the most wonderful weekend of my life. As most of you know I have been married but separated for the past 2 years. There have been some rough times, and some good times.. but all was changed last night. Romantic dinner, wine, flowers, the whole deal, and the most amazing of all, him dropping to one knee and asking me to marry him..AGAIN I have the biggest, goofiest damn grin on my face today.. hehe I just had to share. GREAT things do come to those who wait. xoxo But.. with all that said, this is something that is very important to me, and if I am going to put 100% into my marriage, I have to quit Fubar. I want to thank you all for letting me get to know what wonderful, kind people you all are, and I will always remember what fun (well sometimes lol) and happy times I have had here. Love you all Catch you on the flipside :p
A Rebirth...
I had an amazing moment of clarity last night. I spoke with a dear friend/old flame of mine, and even though harsh and blunt with her words, she assisted me with a glimpse into my past, my present, and my future. Long have I held onto guilt over past love failures whether or not they were my fault per se. I woke up knowing that I need a detox of my heart and soul to wash all that away, and embrace the core of life, such as the joy of just being alive. Here I was, in turmoil because it seemed the devil was laughing at me and I was the butt of a cruel cosmic joke as the train of age sped toward me on a collision course, and I stood alone in it's path frozen and unable to move. I wake today an empowered man, and I feel alive. I have conquered that final fear and I've slain the demons of guilt that helped feed that damned dirty fear of being alone. I am ready to truly live life now. You have to love clarity.
Up On My Soapbox
someone threw this up in the suicide mumm Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. Bob Marley the quickest way to piss me off is to judge someone with a mental illness when you dont have a fucking clue what people go through, i was going to comment in the mumm but i would have been telling friends publicly to fuck off so i thought better of it. and im sure this is not the end of my rant and i would like to add "It's not given to people to judge what's right or wrong. People have eternally been mistaken and will be mistaken, and in nothing more than in what they consider right and wrong." Leo Tolstoy (War and Peace) its really easy, if your going to judge them, then fucking judge me, and take me off your friends list, k thanks bye
You Are The Song My Heart Sings
i was there for you my heart was open for you i cared for you i listened when you needed it and i loved you like no one in my life i smiled for you i dreamed of you my heart sang for you i overlooked my perchance of not trusting i overlooked the nagging feelings that where there things going on that i could not see and i loved you you were that song my heart would sing when i was sad your face was the face i saw when i was down your smile was what i saw when i closed my eyes your green eyes sparkling with mischief you just had no place for me. no time for me and my son, we cared for you even if you were not here so many miles away... but you were still the song my heart sang and now i need to let you go to be happy.. i want you to smile i want you to find your own song.. i wish we could sing it together but its not what you want.. be happy my song be happy my heart i love you you live in my heart and always will i will miss you so much but its time for me t
What Are They Thinking?
Just tooling around the Fu for a little while looking at pics with this new Secret Admirer Game. Now I have to say that I am far from shallow and never, ever judge a person based on thier looks. Only very stupid people do that. I am a live and let live kinda girl and always have been. But...I have to say this. In all my years omn the internet, I have seen a fair few pictures of men....and sure...who doesn't like to look at a really nice picture of someone. But the same thoughts always cross my mind with many of them. No matter what the age, I always see the same things. So...the following is for the guys: You like to see women smile, right? Well, so do we! Squeeze a few out, will ya? It won't hurt, I promise. Mustaches...if ya gotta have one for some reason known only to you, then by all means have one. But know this...they DON'T make you look younger. Remember in your younger years when you grew one to look older? Well, they still make you look older. A
Lesbian Fanatsy 2
Going into the shower The blonde's shower eachother Washing,backs, and breasts Even with some foreplay To get them going again With the steam of the shower Driving them insane They start kissing deep With pleasure Messaging,kissing and caressing Eachother's breasts As they feel the pussy's Begin to soakin' Turning off the shower Back to bed They sixty-nine all night Until the next morning As they sleep in eachothers arms
Lesbian Fanatsy
A hot smokey beautiful blonde With another blonde Give each other a kiss Grow's deeper As the room get's hotter When the light go down The clothes come off For their beautiful bodies To fragrance the heatness An the smell of their bodies Breasts pressed against eachother Pussies grinding With each moan Eating eachother Beyond pleasure's That the bond grow's To a cold shower They go for more fun What's next?
Lesbian Poem 4
Love the taste of sweet pussy The thought sounds yummy Hunger to die for Breast that are fun To tease and play An see them bounce The bust is fun To touch and watch Also gracefully teasing The part's of girl's And woman are joyful Also gracefully teasing
Lesbian Poem 3
A kiss vibrant rose to cherish Baby soft skin to grace Pleading of eating her pussy As to kiss,tease,and play With her breast That drive insane Her moans that are soft As her touch Tongue that licks lips Wanting to taste every inch Of the lovely body That so fragile to the tee
Gone For A Little While...
I am NOT deleting my account or anything but I am moving tomorrow and don't have the internet yet, so be paitent lol. and I expect hundreds of messages and comments and tons of love to come back too!!! xoxo Shawna
Lesbian Poem 2
The graceful touch of your hand Fine hair that blows in the wind Eyes like the earth Skin so soft to the touch That has a fragrance to die for Breast firm and tasteful Clitouris was sweet and well cleaned To play with Moans sounding so lovely Her heart beat rythm With each body motion That drives her crazy
Lesbian Poem
Wanting to kiss those sweet lucious lips To touch and feel of your body In me with deep pleasures Meaning so deep of love Tasting the sweet juices That appeal your looks Those eyes that shimmer In the night of romance To show the one you love Feel the rythem of heart beat As each pace goes on and on To the essential movement Pleasures of night That withered with souls Connected peacefully
I go into a deep sleep When the dream turn so real This beautiful girl appears along the beach She comes to me to guide her Along the likes of girls So slightly grab her hand to my apartment We walk into the apartment I leave a kiss upon her lips She returns it to me Which turns the kiss deeper More intimate As I run my hands down her beautiful hair Then down to her breasts As I remove her shirt I leave a kiss on her belly Deeply turning her on with each move I remove her lace bra as a drop to the floor I caress my hand on both her breasts Then slightly sucking each nipple with such a moan I hear As I stop right there I grab her hand once more Leading to my room As I put her upon the bed I kiss her sweet belly again Grace touch with my hand down to her pants With a unzip and unbutton they fall As panties do the same With a guide upon my hand Touching the nice soft pussy Of it's lovely shave I move my hand in circles with her clitoris With each moan I he
Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men
1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber. 10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie. 12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat. 13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home. 14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds. 15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival. 16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?". 17. A cucumber doesn't ca
Hey All My New Friends!
this site is cool just heard about it so i uploaded pics and now im on here so feel free to hit me up i also have a myspace and facebook!! someone get me drunk ~
Ricotta And Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cones
Ricotta and Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cones (Giata Delorentes) Ingredients Ice Cream 1 (15-ounce) container whole milk ricotta cheese 1 cup whole milk 1 cup simple syrup, recipe follows 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips Directions Sugar Cones 12 sugar cones (recommended: Keebler) 2/3 cup chocolate-hazelnut spread 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips Special Equipment: a 1 1/2-quart capacity ice cream maker, 4 glass tumblers to hold sugar cones, a 2-ounce ice cream scoop For the Ricotta and Chocolate Chip Ice Cream: In a medium bowl, whisk together ricotta cheese and milk until smooth. Add the simple syrup and vanilla extract. Stir to combine. Pour the ricotta mixture into an ice cream maker and freeze according to the manufacturer's directions. Add the chocolate chips 10 minutes before the end of freezing. For the Sugar Cones: Stand 3 sugar cones in each of the 4 glass tumblers. Mix the chocolate-hazelnut spread and chocolate chips to
S'more Brownies
S'more Brownies Ingredients Crust: 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted 1 1/2 cups crushed graham cracker crumbs 2 tablespoons sugar Pinch fine salt Brownie: 8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter 4 ounces unsweetened chocolate, chopped 1 cup packed light brown sugar 3/4 cup white sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon fine salt 4 large cold eggs 1 cup all-purpose flour Topping: 4 cups large marshmallows Directions Position a rack in the lower third of the oven and heat oven to 325 degrees F. Line an 8 by-8-inch square baking pan with foil so it hangs over the edges by about 1 inch. For the crust: Lightly butter the foil with some of the melted butter. Stir the rest of the butter together with the crumbs, sugar, and salt in a medium bowl. Press the crumb mixture evenly over the bottom of the pan. Bake until golden brown, about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, make the brownie. Put the butter and chocolate in a medium microwave safe bowl.
Caribbean Wings
Caribbean Wings Ingredients 1 habanero, seeded and chopped 1/4 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup honey 1/4 cup brown sugar 2 tablespoon sugar 2 teaspoons fennel seed 2 teaspoons cayenne pepper 2 teaspoons allspice 2 teaspoons dried thyme 1 teaspoon ground ginger 4 garlic cloves, chopped 4 green onions, chopped 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar 1/4 cup lime juice 1/4 cup orange juice 7 pounds chicken wings Directions In a food processor, blend together all the ingredients but the chicken until smooth. Reserve 1 cup of marinade. Place chicken wings into a large resealable plastic bag and pour remaining marinade over them. Seal and marinate in the refrigerator 4 to 6 hours. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line 2 sheet trays with parchment. Remove chicken from bag and place on the baking sheets. Bake 20 minutes. Meanwhile, in a small saucepan bring reserved marinade to a boil. Reduce by 1/3 until it thickens slightly, about 10 minutes. After
Reggae Jerk Skewers
Bob Marley's Reggae: Jerk Marinated Chicken Breast Skewers, Chargrilled and Served with Creamy Cucumber Dipping Sauce and Yucca Fries Ingredients For the Jerk Marinade: 1 onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup finely chopped scallion 2 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons sugar 1 teaspoon ground Jamaican pimento (allspice) 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 hot pepper, finely ground (or 2 Scotch bonnet peppers) 1 teaspoon ground black pepper 3 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon cooking oil 1 tablespoon cider or white vinegar 2 pounds chicken breast, dice 1/2-inch thick 12 wooden skewers, soaked in water for 2 hours Green tai leaves 2 pounds fresh Yucca, peeled, cut into fries 1 recipe cucumber sauce, recipe follows Fresh pineapple wedges Directions For the marinade: mix together onion, scallion, thyme, salt, sugar, allspice, nutmeg, cinnamon, hot pepper, black pepper, soy sauce, oil and vinegar. These ingredi
Three Wishes
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits do
Grilled Jerk Chicken With Mango Cilantro Salsa
Grilled Jerk Chicken with Mango Cilantro Salsa Courtesy Bobby Flay Ingredients 1/2 cup vegetable oil 1 onion, coarsely chopped 2 scallion, coarsely chopped 1 large Scotch bonnet pepper, stem and seeds removed 1 tablespoon fresh ginger, grated 3 cloves garlic, coarsely chopped 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh thyme 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar 1 tablespoon light brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg Pinch ground cloves 1 teaspoon ground allspice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 teaspoon fresh lime juice 4 chicken thighs, skin on, bone in 4 drumsticks, skin on To prepare the jerk chicken: Directions Puree all the ingredients, except the chicken, in a food processor until almost smooth. Piece the chicken with a fork to make tiny holes. Place the chicken in a large shallow baking dish and rub the marinade into the chicken. Cover and refrigerate for 24 to 48 hours, depending on how in
Pineapple Seafood Bowls
Pineapple Seafood Bowls Ingredients 8 ounces rock shrimp, cleaned 8 ounces bay scallops, cleaned 1 pound cod, cut into 1-inch pieces 3 large fresh pineapples 1 (13.5-ounce) can lite coconut milk 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves, plus more for garnish 2 teaspoons Thai seasoning Directions Set up the grill for direct cooking over medium heat and oil the grates. Skewer the shrimp, scallops, and cod on separate skewers and grill until just cooked through, about 3 to 5 minutes. Set aside. Cut the pineapples in half. Scoop the flesh from each pineapple to create a bowl, leaving the bottom portion in each pineapple bowl to hold the coconut milk mixture. Reserve the removed pineapple flesh. Wrap bottoms of the pineapple bowl with a double layer of heavy-duty foil. Cut the reserved pineapple into bite-size pieces, discarding the hard core. In a medium bowl, combine pineapple, coconut milk, cilantro, and Thai seasoning. Fill each pineapple bowl halfway full of c
Tex Mex Sundae
Tex Mex Sundae Ingredients Vegetable oil, for frying 12 fajita-size flour tortillas 1/2 cup sugar 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon Directions Homemade Cinnamon Ice Cream, recipe follows 1 (20-ounce) jar chocolate flavored syrup 1 (10-ounce) jar maraschino cherries with stems In a medium skillet, pour oil to a depth of 1/2-inch; heat oil over medium heat. Add tortillas, 1 at a time, and fry, about 1 minute per side until golden. (Press tortilla down with a fork if it starts to puff up while frying.) Drain on paper towels. In a small bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon. Sprinkle evenly over hot tortillas. Set aside to cool. (Can be done 1 day ahead.) Top cinnamon-sugar tortilla with 1 generous scoop of Homemade Cinnamon Ice Cream. Drizzle with chocolate syrup, and top with a cherry. Repeat procedure with remaining tortillas, ice cream, chocolate, and cherries. Homemade Cinnamon Ice Cream: 1 quart half-and-half 2 cinnamon sticks 1 pint heavy whipping cream
Deep Fried Ice Cream
Deep Fried Ice Cream Ingredients 4 scoops well frozen ice cream 2 eggs, beaten 50 g crushed corn flakes oil, burning hot (for frying) Directions 1. 1 Give the ice-cream scoops a perfect round. 2. 2 Put the 4 scoops in the deep freezer for 15 minutes. 3. 3 Give it an egg wash once you remove it from the deep freezer. 4. 4 Roll on the crushed corn flakes and give it a nice coating. 5. 5 Put it in the freezer for 20 minutes. 6. 6 Repeat the process twice. 7. 7 Heat the oil. 8. 8 Make sure it is burning hot. 9. 9 Deep fry the ice-cream quickly for 5-8 seconds. 10. 10 Make sure that the oil is very hot or the corn flakes won't get its colour. 11. 11 Now add little brandy or cognac and flambe it on the table. We add hot fudge at this point.
The pleasure of a Dream Is that it is a Fantasy If it happens It was never a Dream
Whats Wrong With Working At Wal-mart?
In an era where we are really short on low wage jobs, I am sick and tired of everyone bitching and moaning about people working at Wal-mart. The people that work there would rather be working than unemployed. This article by Charles Platt was brought to my attention. Charles Platt is a journalist, computer programmer and author of over 40 fiction and nonfiction books and was a senior writer at Wired magazine. The following is a portion of what Mr. Platt wrote: LIFE AT WALMART "How did I move from being a senior writer at Wired magazine to an entry-level position in a company that is reviled by almost all living journalists? It started when I read Nickel and Dimed, in which Atlantic contributor Barbara Ehrenreich denounces the exploitation of minimum-wage workers in America. Somehow her book didnt ring true to me, and I wondered to what extent a preconceived agenda might have biased her reporting. Hence my application for a job at the nearest Wal-Mart. Getting in was not
Marc's Race Day Dip
Marc's Race Day Dip INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese 1 (14 ounce) jar pizza sauce 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese 1 (4 ounce) can diced green chile peppers, drained (optional) 1 (6 ounce) can sliced black olives, drained (optional) 1 jalapeno pepper, sliced (optional) 12 ounces chopped, sliced pepperoni DIRECTIONS Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Spread the cream cheese in a layer in a 9 inch square baking dish. Spread a layer of pizza sauce over the cream cheese, followed by layers of shredded cheese, green chilies, black olives, jalapenos, and pepperoni. Bake for 25 minutes in the preheated oven, until heated throughout.
Change Of Name
well if it isnt finaly tired of the fatbalduglyloser name...seems to confuse people....soooooo...the jello must die has entered the
In The Arms Of An Angels
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My Screen Name
My screen name throws everyone. I love hearses and funeral items. I've owned a hearse, my fiance' owns a hearse. I will own one again. I have a casket and other funeral items. But don't let that fool you. I'm a very loving person. I have a lot of love to give and honestly love to get attention, just not the wrong kind. I'm a little shy, but still like attention. But my obsession for funeral items and hearses and stuff really throws people. Halloween is my other big some people love Christmas decorating, I love Halloween decorating. I do a full haunted house at Halloween. So if it offends you or bothers you, move on. sorry.
Family Illness
I will be gone for an undetermined time. I plan on taking my laptop but my time will be limited, if I am able to be on at all. I have no idea how it will work out. My laptop has issues right now and I am waiting on a recovery disk. So please understand. If you pray please do. Thank you very much. ~Jen~
4 Girls Only
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I'm bored, let's see what I can come up with here. 1. I wear dress shirts most every day, even with jeans. (see two newest photos) 2. I capitalize things when I type, even if no one will ever see it. 3. I recently broke the habit of saying Yah instead of Yeah. 4. I think silver stuff looks better than gold stuff. 5. I eat breakfast foods as desert. (Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Poptarts: Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Notice a trend.) 6. I hate cinnamon gum, go figure. 7. I just recently discovered it pisses me off when people assume it's "mom" who cares for the kids. I changed more than my share of diapers, blown on scrapped knees, and kissed lots of things to make them feel better. Damn you, give psuedo-dads credit too. 8. I'm socially awkward, and I'm ok with that. 9. It bugs me when my money doesn't face the same way, and I hate for it to wrinkle. 10. I wear a watch, but don't ever use it to tell time. 11. I like ice in my milk. 12. I've bought more food for my friend's hous
Why Blondes Will Rule The World One Day ...
Historical Views from the Year 5000 We are proud to announce that archaeologists have made a major discovery explaining religious practice in the 1990's, over three thousand years ago! These discoveries help us better understand the myths and traditions which have been handed down over the years, and still survive today within the popular cult of the Goddess Barbi. This tradition is one of the fastest growing groups of modern-day Goddess worship. Archaeologists have discovered that Barbi worship dates back to ancient times. Figures of the Goddess Barbi have been unearthed, preserved in nearly pristine state. It seems that ancient worshippers made their images of Barbi in a material known as plastic. It was known at the time that plastic did not decay to the elements over time and was nearly everlasting! Because of this, it is obvious to our research team that those items made of plastic were held in the highest regard by the ancient culture of the 1990's. They surely wanted to pres
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Lunapic Photo Editing
Great Life
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Favorite Fubar Trains
Since FUBAR insists on screwing with the HTML code in the blogs, I placed the table with the trains in this web page . I will continue updating with new trains and more old ones as I locate them.
A Woman's Treasure Box
Camel toe (verse #1) I likeem fat like a hot-dog bun, Wonder bread style with a juicy a$$ c**t, If its scrunchy and small, well it aint much fun, I like a coochie I can grab with a camel toe front, Keep it shaved bald, I dont want no hair on my tongue, When I eat a fat pu**y, its like eating a lunch, And when she squirts on my face then I know Im done, I got a d**k like a sausage, let me put it in your guts, Forget a lolly-pop, I got a d**k you can munch, I need a c**t like a holster for this big a$$ gun, You got a big a$$ butt, then I give you a plus, But if that vagina is skinny, then Ill call you a runt, Im a fat pu**y chaser, I stay on the run, These girls be looking good but their pu**y is scum, I dont mean to hurt feelings but youre hurting my nuts, I need more pu**y cushion if you want me to bust, *** I see you sexy ladies, yeah you want me to lust, If you aint got a fat camel toe then what the fu*k is the rush? (verse #2) Camel toe, camel toe,
Criminal Life!!
Sorrow hearted (Scars and strife) (verse #1) Living my life amongst battle scars and strife, Illegally paid so forget the stars and stripes, Just let me have my women and the occasional bar fight, A bag of get me right and a bottle of Henny on ice, Its just enough to keep me chasing the spot light, Its just enough to keep them chasing my car lights, Cop lights dont mix well when youre going through hard times, So push the pedal to the metal and ignore the stop signs, Its a one way street when youre riding with criminals, A hundred miles per hour, as you glance out the windows, Life flashes by until it becomes subliminal, All of a sudden, it doesnt seem so critical, Its more habitual - and less intentional, Its more substantial for the courts judicial, But not beneficial - to ones residuals, After a while, a life of crime becomes despicable. (verse #2) I got my mind on money as if money could touch you, A hundred dollar bills if you want me to come t
Help Me
ok i want to host an auction below i will list what the requirements are, but i need help making the auction tags/pictures. anyone willing to help will be given 15k per tag made. Requirements: -150k entrance fee -1 picture of yourself -a minimun of 5 offers to enter -atleast 25 contestants - the duration is a month maybe longer -fu-buck/cash bids -link to your picture on your profile somewhere please contact me immediately if intrested -Bri
Chris Brown & Rihanna's Alleged Fight
Ok so here's the deal, my local radio station KFRX and A whole lot of other national stations are pulling Chris Brown's music off the air. This pisses a whole lot of people off. So why are these stations pulling his music? They're pulling his music because he allegedly hurt Rihanna. Here's an article about the situation: "Rihanna & Chris Brown fight started over text message from other woman" BY George Rush In New York and Nancy Dillon In Los Angeles DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS It started with a text. The explosive fight that landed sultry singer Rihanna in the hospital ignited when singer Chris Brown got a text message from another young woman, a source said. "He got a booty call. He got a text. Rihanna saw it and she got upset. They started to argue. She got out of the car. He wanted her to get back in, so he grabbed her," the industry source said. "She pulled away. That's when she's told people he hit her." The Barbados-born beauty had "visible injuries" when c
My Kitty Needs Attention
This is Willy and for the past few days hes just been going nuts. Climbing the walls, my curtains, jumping on my tv and looking up in the air crying at something. Im ready to throw him off the deck. Anyone got a good suggestion on making him behave or is he just crazy.
Making An Ass Of Myself
i made this new years eve was a few months after my dad died and i was alone for the holidays so i drank 4 bottles of champagne and made a vid....enjoy :D Drunkeness
Just Wanna Be Done With It...
Well... maybe it's a good thing I've had to wait this long for my mastectomy. I'm pretty much over my distress about it and just want to get it over with now. Of course, it helps that my boob's been hurting and feels like it's at least doubled in size (the tumor that is, not the whole boob). I'm still a little nervous that I'll have problems with the anesthesia again, but am counting the days: 11 to go. Oh, and go show some love to the spotlight; I donated to help with it and am "tickled pink" to see that ribbon up there
Why do you want this? What can you gain from seeking? This is my mess to clean I feel so weak when you come around Powerless in your swell I'm seeking solace in this new beginning Carelessly tripping through my mind Take care that you remember the way out Take me with you when you go See, I've lost my way... Can't keep my ends together Please push me till I break Let the inside out Bleed me Take what I hate Throw it all away Help me make a new face Re-mold me in the vision you see I am yours...
Insecurity Blues....
I soooo dont like the insecurity know that parnoid shit that bothers your know the ones....the ones that screw with your reality like thinking shit that is soooo far from the truth that it gets a persons panties in a wad with no real basis of being true. Or am I getting that confuse with the neorusis blues...? lmao
Crisp Toffee Bars
CRISP TOFFEE BARS 1 cup butter 1 tsp. vanilla 6 oz. pkg. chocolate chips 1 cup brown sugar 2 cups sifted flour 1 cup pecans Cream brown sugar, vanilla, add flour, then mix well. Stir in nuts, chips. Pat mixture in a well greased 9x13 baking dish. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes. Cut while warm, cool before serving.
Trivia #9- Episode 88
With our great turn out for the show, It was fast and furious, and a great time nonetheless. So here is your results of last night's trivia. Strega-----------42 Lost-------------25 Nightshade-------24 StacyDawn--------23 Punkette---------21 Mchgn------------20 Sheena-----------20 Mamma Helle------17 Redlar-----------15 Topfuelersrock---14 LPN4u------------13 AnitaDick--------13 Xanrose----------10 Warmachine--------1 Congrats to Strega for winning the weekly award Now, for your updated totals for the year are as follows: Mchgn--------------209 Sheena-------------199 SweetAngel---------196 Xanrose------------171 Mamma Helle--------161 Strega-------------151 Nightshade---------114 Lost---------------104 MissAshley---------104 StacyDawn-----------94 Punkette------------92 Redlar--------------90 AnitaDick-----------63** Sassy_Jen-----------44 Hellermoon----------40 JPletch-------------31 Lil_Dizzie----------29 Spliff--------------27 Twillis------
Overgeneralization On Petty Matters
So I've been looking in the admire section for a few minutes this morning, and they have an age range feature. It's nice but...just makes me think some things about the women on this site. Now, before I begin, if you are on my friends list you ARE beautiful, and you do not fall into the overgeneralized stereotypes I'm about to make. If you stalked someone in might. I've noticed..the "girls" 18-25. Most are overweight. Most are ugly. Most claim to be "sexi" or "hott"...when they are anything but. There are some hot ones, but they are few and far between, spread sparsely between the hordes of unattractive "myspace angle" photos of cows trying to show their cavernous cleavage without their rolling gut peeking past their udders. It's...sad and revolting. Like I said, there are some hotties, and there are some tasteful pics. There are some beautiful big girls too...but MOST are unattractive and obese (not just overweight..nothing wrong with being overweight, but grotesquely ob
Lemon Pie Bars
LEMON PIE BARS 1 white cake mix (2 layer cake mix) 2 eggs 1 can lemon pie filling Put into a greased, floured jelly roll pan. Bake at 350 for 12-15 minutes. Frost with powdered sugar frosting with lemon juice added.
Obama Thong
Obama Thong I meet a young lass online and one of the many items we discussed was the fact during the election a company called was selling Obama Thongs... Well I ordered a medium thong and have it sitting here next to my computer still in the original package... So if you are in the Ann Arbor area want a very cool Obama Thong -- email me... We can work out the delivery aspect later...
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I'm Not Surprised By...
a lot of things, but truth be told my faith in humanity is slowly being destroyed. Most people I run into on a daily basis are not the types I would ever associate myself with or ever give a flying "f" about. But there are a few that I do try to keep up with and be there when they need help. For 2009 I made the promise to myself to become more social, try to get out more, and try to enjoy life. It wasn't a resolution, just an attempt to get myself going...but back to my original point. There are people I like talking to, they know who they are...but there are a lot of others that only talk to me with their hands out looking for something (not on here necessarily) To all of you good riddance, next time you come at me with your hand out looking for a handout, I'm going to shake it and tell you good day and good luck. I'm feeling better now...finnish folk metal makes everything better!
Episode 88- Valentines Gone Wrong
Ok, it just isnt a saturday night without some kind of technical difficulties. Hellermoon is MIA again, and Nightshade was late. So Mamma Helle donned the cochair and didn't do a bad job. We covered our pool league, Best of the Beast, our Top 10 pickup lines used on a city bus, our Drink of the week- Iceberg in a radioactive water, our Haunt of the week, King of the Hill, Good deed of the week, movie review of pink panther2, Hellcast Trivia #9, Sextalk with TMI, Mad Lib- A Man of Many Things, Fractured Fairy Tale #9, Country of the week- Suriname, On this day in history, Presidential Weekly Address, Comic of the Week- Christopher Titus, and 60 second science. Our Drink of the Week- Iceberg in Radioactive Water 3 oz Midori melon liquer 1 oz Malibu coconut liquer 1 oz Banana liquer 6-8 oz Pineapple Juice 1 scoop vanilla ice cream Place them all in a glass, and finish off with the ice cream
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If you helped me level please send me a PRIVATE message so i many of you helped i cant keep track. That way i can return some of the love you all gave me.. Thanks a bunch you all Rock. I love my friends and family ....
Pennies From Heaven
My father died in July of 1999. I was living in Tennessee at the time, and got THE call from my brother. He only calls me when there's bad news. I boarded my flight and headed back to the Bay Area to assist in the arranging of burying my father. Now, my family is the poster family for dysfunctional. Before I even thought of getting on that flight, I was at my doctors office getting some mothers little helpers for this gathering I was so not looking forward to. Thank God for Xanex. So, there I am with my brother, having an extremely difficult time with this. Issues between us are surfacing, without my permission I might add, and getting through this ordeal is even harder than I expected! Even with the wonder drug in my hot little hands! So within minutes after the funeral, I am back on the plane, heading home. He and I arranged to have my fathers ashes divided into three parts. One for him, one for me, and the last for the urn to be placed in the niche we chose for him a
Don't Read/reply If You Are Distracted
With your own words, I can make you cry... I spent 5th grade obsessing over 3 things. The meaning of words, God, and how I react. My school library was the worse place an elementary school student could be after he spent his 4th grade year with a psychologist learning how to repress his feelings by changing the way he says things thought phrasing and art. I'd almost say he made me neurotic and paranoid. Distrustful of my feelings about myself and those around me. He helped me rephrase things with a creative zeal and find art to express my ugliness. That summer I found religion. God has ordered my thoughts and paranoia. No about you, but about me. God has punished me because of me. I have created art because of you. are you still following? (lowercase because people psychologically will follow fine print if they are interested in the subject). As a 10 year old, I wasn't sure if this newer me was right. I researched FBI and psychology books at the school library on
She was rather ragged in appearance. Her fear for people was so evident, I held back, not wanting to aggravate her already waning love for people. She was charcoal black, with a tiny blotch of white just piercing the crest of her chest. If I leaned down, she bolted the opposite direction. I needed her so desperately to trust me, so I could get her into warmth and safety. There was another snowfall coming in the upcoming days, and I could not live with myself if I did not employ all my efforts to get her to safety. Try, as I may, she was not to be subdued. There were a rather large pack of dogs wandering the neighborhood where I managed an apartment complex. Living across from the local park, it wasn't uncommon to see a new 'face' on any given morning following a night of silent riddance of the unwanted addition to the household. It soon became my mission to retrieve these beings that were no longer loved by the ones they themselves loved, and show them that there was someone who st
Best Friends For Life
They left Oregon heading for Sturgis planning on having as much fun as humanly possible. For the one, it was to be his first trip to Sturgis Bike Rally, and he was up for whatever Sturgis had to throw his way! They partied day and night, thoroughly enjoying being in candy land! They both decided to get tattoos on their arms, 'Best Friends for Life'. One of the guys said to his buddy 'Dude, I have never had this much fun in my entire life! This has been a blast!' right after the tattoo's were done. That night he died in his sleep. These were a couple of guys who were staying in our camp sight. I cried when I heard that was why the ambulances were screaming past our trailer. Today is all you have. Yesterdays gone, and tomorrow is not here yet.
Drink Comments *new 2/16/09*
An Affair With The Sun
the ray of the sun kisses my skin. i look up into the blue eyes of the sky, searching for storm clouds of trouble in the distance. the sensitive ears of the trees listen to the musician's song rock the wind with a whisper to lay back and relax, as the lyrics haunt with a deep knowledge. the sky forgot to spend the gold fleck pieces, that dots the blue with enlightment and joy. the smells of body heat hits the senses like a lost toy of days gone by. the sun dial ticks away with a stem of lust that shadows the time. the ray of the sun kisses my skin again...i should stop before i get burned... how much more damage can one take before feeling the tan deepen to a burn. the sweat is building like a river. i back away long enough to get a breath..and i go back for more,as i pray in a whispered breathless sigh one more kiss. strong touches can be damning, but given the right spots the ray can't miss. thank the Gods i had the right clothes on to keep me as safe as i can be with a
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've always hear But the one still lives here in my world That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken heart
Just Thinking......
I was sitting here and thinking of the past 20 years of my life--the 20 years that I was married to someone I would have given my life for. Someone I realize now must not have ever really loved me but to whom I had given my heart, my mind, my body and my soul to only to have him throw it away in the end like it was nothing. Like I had never meant anything to him. He was my world up to the end....I HAVE to find a way to go on without him. I believed in my marriage vows---"for better or for worse and in sickness and in health". I realize now that he did not. Family and friends are here for me but I would rather be wrapped up in someone's arms and know that I am loved for who I am and NOT what they want me to be or who they think I should be. I want a man who will be there for me when I need him because I know that if he needed me, I would be there for him! I wonder where did I go wrong and then I realize that it was not all me--it was him too. I realize that a person cannot cha
How The Spirits Move
How the spirits move Free spirits, two move through life with the grace of a hurricanes tail wind. Ever tasting, the spice that is variety. reaching for the unseen, but ever spoken, just beyond reasons touch. Spirits move, they swim in and out of reality, still without warning they ram into each other, head long. At first the two look confused, stand off, back away. they bump again, only to find that they are linked by common threads loneliness .fate lust .. passion .love. They mingle, the two touching mind and body twisting deeper into each others souls like the spinning of a childs toy. Only to move in different worlds to live separate lives. Still there, but not the years mean nothing, between them, yet everything. And the bond grows . like time, And the spirits move. May the spirit always move you. By Anita L. Hart
Shocking-breaking News!
A hard man, is good to find, A good drink, is great find, A good time, is what I want to find!!! Hello everyone! I am new to this sight, and just looking to kick it with some new friends. Glad to be here. Lookin for a few good men! And women too, gotta have drinking buddies! So what is on the menu for today? football is over, so what are the boy toys gonna use for an excuse to be at the bar? I don't think woman need an excuse, we belong at the bar!!!!Work up a mighty thirst after all that housework funnnnnn! And if want us to stay sexy, we need liquids. So tell me what your favorite part of this sight is? And tell me how much fun you have mixing it up at fubar! And tell me what kind of drink you like? And tell me boy toys, what are you doing to keep the girls happy?
Come Party With Me Tonight
I Am So Un Pop
this is how pathtic i am somtimes i have one person that has a crush on me in fubar i have many fans and many friends i have one main crush but yet NOONE crushes me that sucks lol talk about a low hit but it is ok the main consern here is that I LOVE one and love making friends with all ..........and yes i forgot to use spell check lol
Rate Winners And Final Comments
Gael Song, Morrigu's Pride.
Gather the ravens Morrigu's pride Fate come calling Bright heroes the prize A Murder of heroes We've bloodied our shields To dance with the ravens Too proud to yield Lovers of madness It burns in our blood Bright as emeralds We shed in love Laughing in slaughter Singing we cry a race of madmen Morrigu's pride.
"i Come To You."
I Come To You I come to you with visions, I come to share my dreams Or to clasp your hands upon my ears to silence age old screams I come to sign the treaty, to end the acts of war I come to you when searching, when craving something more I come to you with smiles and grins, I come to you with tears And pray youll light the candle, to chase away my fears I come when my tank is empty, when theres nothing left but fumes I come to you in gentle thoughts when Im alone here in my room I come to you with arms outstretched, or when curled into a ball Sometimes running out of highway, when Im about to stall I come when my sure footings lost, when I cannot get a grip I come to you in search of balance when my scale begins to tip I come to you in search of peace, when I am all alone When the world has gone and done its worst and my heart has turned to stone I come to you to take and give, to steal and sometimes share I come to you when my times run out and I haven
Well, I am pressing on with my resolution of reading. So far, so good. Had a lot of free time on my hands so reading seems like a really good thing to do. Got some more books to add to my list of what I have read so far this year. -A Child Called It-Dave Pelzer -A Cold Heart-Jonathan Kellerman -The Innocent Man-John Grisham -Of Mice & Men-John Steinbeck -A Patch of Blue-Elizabeth Kata
Where Is The Love?
So, i have realized it has been a while since i have posted on here, and after an incident today, i feel the need to make a post. Let me paint a picture for ya, its 8:30 pm, its dark, and your friend just left your house to go home. Your friend happens to be wheel chair bound but is very independent and mobile. about half and hour later, you get a text. He is stuck in a ditch. Well, coincidently, on valentines day, my buddy Jeremy (Germany) has swung by the house to hang out with emi and i a little longer. He was content with wheeling himself home from the house and took a route that had far fewer hills that oakbrook drive. FOr those who may not know where that is, or even live here, it is VERY hilly. At 9 pm i get a text saying he is stuck and that he needs help. Emi and i rush to him. When we get there i park in someones driveway and help him into the car. We give him a lift t he rest of the way home. On the way to his house we learn that he was going along and a car came around a
Autos For A Couple Of Days
She's young. She oh so hot and OMG what a great....... Now that I got your attention. Ms. Angel is young and hot and could use your help. Shes running AUTO's for a few days. Go by and show her some love. ♦H◊nY♦nGe♦ D.S.C.@ fubar
My Life-part V: Wife And Kids
In January 2000, I met my (now) ex-wife and her three kids. We were both in a few classes at a local community college. She said something in class that got my attention and I had to meet her. We were study buddies and friends at first but quickly became more. By April, we moved in together and began planning our life together. I had some difficulty getting used to having to take care of young kids. I became close to the baby and basically became the only dad she knew. On October 6, 2000 we got married by a superior court judge outside the county court house. We had a 24 hour honeymoon at a local hotel because that was all we could afford. Looking for work was hard for me because few businesses wanted to hire someone with a college education, but it ot worst after 9-11-01. This put pressure on our marriage and we had lots of hard times. We did have fun though in getting the kids off to school and celebrating the holidays and birthdays. Even when I did work, money w
"slide Show" - Remembering Many Fu-trains!
Over the last 2 odd years I've been on many Fu-Trains ..... now with home life I've had to hang up my "fu train boots" lol ... So I've compiled a slide show of all the train tags I've had made for me :-) .... i'd like to add at this time a huge thankyou for the time and effort people put into making these .... I've also added the slide show to my profile page and the pics to my stash ..... Hugs Sandy xx
Fu-owned Auction 5 Final Results
Final Results (Trixxy) (Starry : 800k fubucks ) (Sinfulbrat) (Terbear : 25 fu bling pack) (JLYNN) (dejaview469 : 3 Auto 11's and a 30 blast) (Blakkie) (Lovely lady :1 million fubucks, a 1 month Vip and a 3 Day Blast ) (Wills) (TNDreamer :1 month vip and 1 million fubucks ) (Ctgirl) (Fan/Rate/Add : $300 mix and match) (Pleasurable) (Abn Da Boss : $2,500,000 Fubucks) (BURG) (Your Ultimate Desire :$120 his way + $500k fu bux) (Sweetie Pie Sandra) (Essence :$50.00 your way)
Llama Leveler Of The Day
♡♡♡onetruelovepjl&dal♡♡♡~~r/l wifey to peter~uscoastguard~cwo3~~@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. each when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so....Thanks
Come Out And Play~!
The fu party for February is following the Black Lucys to ROCK BAR on 3rd Ave downtown~! iluv2please will comment the address onto this blog~! They play from 10PM -2AM original stuff and cover songs Plan is to meet there anytime after 8 so we can all play before they get to work~! COMMENT IF YOUR COMING~
I am an observer: I love watching people, making observations about them. I have found that about 90% of men that hit on me at work are: -in their early to mid 40's -at the hotel with their wife and usually daughters -have goatees or mustaches
Fubomber Family Pimp Out 2/15/09-2/24/09
♂ FU-Bombers
Stroke Number....
Cabin Fever 2
Cabin Fever 2 Sat. Feb 28 9pm-10pm Vogel- Direkt influence, Booty house 10pm-11pm Drayko- Direkt influence, NRG/Psy 11pm-12am Egzail/D-Wizz- Direkt Influence, Electro House 12am-1am "The Rider"- microCosm House,PHUNgEYEz Debut techno set 1am-til' he feels like stoppin- D.A.- Fuze, Progressive House ThE EvOl HiPpIe will be appearing with his bag-o-toys for your visual pleasure Scooters Bar located on River RD, Forestport NY No Cover, cheap Drinks 18 Party 21- Drink
I Hate You All
apparently i don't have the internet. stupid people want money for this stuff. really come on. i'll be back later this week or next so don't forget... * send me love * buy me bling * get me a fucking pony already and sarah sucks ass but it's okay because it's my ass and i like it.
So Happy To Announce!!!
The beautiful Texas Twister who has been a loyal Club United member for a very long time and a good friend has taken the position as Club Owner...At Club United we have 3 owners all have their own responsibilities and I know Texas Twister is a great addition!!!!!!! So if you don't know her go by say hello R/F/A. And show her some Club United love she deserves!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great day!!!! Keith
Positive Attitudes And Thinking Bring About Amazing Results
Secret To You
[some Kind Of Bad]
Where the hell is my shirt? ... and where the hell is my scotch? Found shirt found scotch. We're ready for this entry. Well... plan A is quickly becoming plan B. A lot of places. *scratches his head contemplatively* My dog is bleeding out of her hoo hoo again, right on schedule. I was pretending like if I ignored it, it wouldn't happen, but here we are. I've been cut open before. I've had sutures removed, I really wouldn't recommend it, nor wish it even on a dog... but I can't have puppies in this house, with this budget, right now- probably not ever. I'm dehydrated, half in the grave, and working on some concepts with my brother. It's about all that's keeping me together. I have no french speaking creole tart to come home to. No brilliant talkative well-adjusted artistic son. No pile of money to rest my head comfortabley on. I'm just some displaced almost talented rather alchoholic rockstar chef/ wandering poet of justice. Maybe I fell down the drai
Murder On Main Street
She can be dove She Can make love like a hurricane She can steal your heart But you won't even remember it happening You know that she's a star You know that she is far from innocent She'll keep you on the edge And you'll be beggin' for oblivion When you see that smile Don't look her in the eye She's gonna make you scream It's just one more.... One more murder on main street You'll swear that you can fly You'll see the face of God when she starts to moan There's pleasure in her pain You swear you felt the flame when she's in your soul Don't look her in the eye When you see that smile She's gonna make you scream It's just one more.... One more murder on main street Now you can see forever Now you can feel the heat unleashed You can hear an angel weep You can taste the sweet sweet release When you see that smile Boy don't look her in the eye She's gonna make you scream It's just one more... One more murder on main stre
A Lullaby
Come on Baby rest here in my arms I'll do what I can to keep you safe and warm Put your hand in mine together we can shine Like that diamond in the morning light The way you look at me can turn my day around When I see your smiling face my troubles seem to drown Now close your eyes and slip into sleep I'll lie here and keep the devil from your dreams
The sun this morning was 15 minutes late And all the stars above had to sit and wait You open your eye I see you smile I whisper "Morning Love" then hold you for a while Cuz you got me speechless My words fall at my feet You have me spinnin' I'm feeling dizzy and sweet I love the way you call me baby And the way you say my name HOw you lay your hands on me The way you taste like rain CHORUS You have me tongue tied When you look at me that way The way you kiss my lips There's nothin' left to say Nothin' left to say YOu're my sunrise in the morning YOu're always running late Just like those stars above Baby you're worth the wait
A Dream Come True
A single rose fully blossomed on a bush on a field covered with a blanket of fresh snow Her grace and charm are only surpassed by her smile Her smile stops all of earth and heaven Her touch is as silk her heart is a fortress of compassion to hide in She is a dream come true stylish and classy sweet and kind and completely sexy Sassy
Salt In An Open Wound?
Reasons Being Single Sucks Even More Than You Thought By Dan Seitz There's a lot to love about being single. You save money on Valentine's Day gifts, you get to meet new and interesting people and sometimes you even get to have sex with them. But it's not all knocking boots and freedom. There are some aspects of single life that might, in fact, be seen as less than desirable. And then there are these five facts that will make you wish you got married in high school ... You Get Paid Less Single People Tell Themselves: Of course my married co-workers take home a little more scratch than me! They tend to be older and lamer, and most corporate pay-scales are directly tied to how old and lame you are. "We deserve more money, because we're so close to death. " The Truth: You've got one part right: Your married co-workers take home more money. Just how much you're getting cornholed depends on who you ask, but a recent study pegged it at about 27 percent. But it's no
Dictionary Of Dating
Dictionary of Dating DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get. " IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a
She Has Double Points For You
Come Get Double Points.. Auto 11s On.. Rate Her Hard Fast And Often Tempting Enchantress
Dub And Bass
Special Blend and 2K Deep Present In Association with Acidflyers.... DUB AND BASS Wednesday March 25, 2009 @ Jazid 1342 Washington Avenue Miami Beach,FL 8PM-5AM 21+ $10 before 10PM, $15 After With WMC Badge: Free before 10PM, $10 After !!FEATURING TWO ROOMS OF SOUND!! DUBSTEP ROOM: MRK-1 (Contagious Recordings /Planet Mu / Boka Records - UK) 12th Planet(aka Infiltrata) (Smog Records / Basshead Music / Argon - CA, USA) Noah D (Renegade Recs / TOV / Human / Basshead Music - OR, USA) Mundo (Dub Assembly - TX, USA) Juan Basshead (Basshead Music / Black Sheep Bar - FL, USA) Liondub (Liondub International, Breakbeat Science - NYC, USA Sleezy D (2K Deep - VT, USA) DRUM AND BASS ROOM: Ink (Meatalheadz, Outbreak, Renegade Hardware - UK) A Sides (Eastside Records, Meatalheadz - UK) Marcus Visionary (Digital Soundboy, Dancerock - CA) Mason and D Star (Gasm / Metalheadz / Freak / Tekdbz / Hardware - PA, USA) Will Miles (Miles Ahe
Some people really make me laugh. Anyway I'm not into drama so its cool. You're not going to start any with me so don't try :) Bitches get a life, for real.
Being One With The Planet And All Within It
Planet Earth Forever
Bring Untold Riches Into Your Life
The Secret to Riches
Her 1st Fu-versary
Oh yes! It's the point whore to end all point whores!! Believe it or not she has only been on the Fu for 1 year! Talk about whoring it up! To know her is to love her! Please stop by and show her some fu love!!! Thanks! MONICA THE GREAT, IF YOU CRUSH ME, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU!! Member of Dangerous curves@ fubar
Soooo, I Played A Game
And it's called, "go fuck yerself". this is how it worked. I went through my 26 pages of Friends, and Have now only 9. Wich means, I removed roughly 66 percent of the "friends I had. SO, if you are reading this, there is a good chance your ass was cannewd. Don't worry, i am not hurt. Have a great day. Jamie
Show Me Some Skin Lol
Hey all you sexy guys!!!! You love it when we show you skin....well us ladies like it to, so if any of you are willing please send Diamond Deb a sexy chest salute I will make folder for all the sexy chests that come my way all when I run my auto 11's all the gals will be checkin you out too. Now dont be shy!!!!!!!!! We girls like skin too! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
Cancel Your Credit Cards!
I literally went through a similiar situation like this when my Dad passed away. People out there in this Corporate world can really be idiots! ENJOY! Cancel your credit card before you die.........(hilarious!) A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau,
Fuckin Metal
Hh Friday 2/20/2009 10:00 & 11:00 Am Fu Time!!!!
Hospital Again, Again.
Weaning her off the breathing machine today, hopefully. She played with her poop this morning. Playing with her normal toys as well. In a decent mood most of the time. Doctor says she sounds clear. I'm still very, very sick. My biggest complaint is not having chap stick. PS3 is working in the hospital. Can play online. My ears are itchy on the inside. I hate that. Left my lights on in my car. Car died. Rear break drum exploded on my other car. Both managed to get fixed yesterday, at least. I'm so broke right now it hurts.
I Miss You!!
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace me tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotions and feeling, I sit here alone in my room tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain the magic or why this should be, Don't know what life holds, maybe there's no reason or rhyme, To think you will be mine in a matter of time, And though I cannot touch you and we are now apart, My Love, yo
Trapped in my world of confusion, my head spinning and spinning, vision blurred, confusion is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of pain, keeping it all inside, hurt is all I feel, pain is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of anger, vessels ready to explode, blood boiling, anger is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of sadness, crying, weeping, not knowing what to do, sadness is what I deserve. Trapped in my own reality, scared, helpless and empty, not knowing what to do. Nobody will save me, death is all I deserve. alo
Find Out How Many People On Here Is We The People.
The Congress majority party is aiming to turn this country into something I did not agree to defend. HERE WE GO......... RE: HR 45 This is the first bill introduced in the House that mandates licenses for all firearms owners... You will have to carry a photo ID firearms license. A training class is required in order to be licensed. Disclosure of your storage method is required for license. A thumb print is required for license. Every sale must be recorded by the federal government. If you move, and don't tell the Attorney General within 60 days, you are a criminal. If a firearm is stolen and you don't report it, you are a criminal. There will be no grandfathered firearms. If you do not obtain a license and report every (qualifying) firearm you currently own, you are a criminal. All handguns and rifles containing ammo-feeders, e.g. magazines, clips, etc, are "qualifying" firearms
Pimps And Hoes
last night my favorite Serbian cab driver came into the hotel, and asked me if I knew any local Russian or Eastern Euro call girls. I said no, and he said that an Indian guy from my hotel is lookin for one. There is a Russian hooker that comes in once in a while (not me), and next time I'll get her digits. But for now, I went on Craigslit, and found him a Dutch chick in 5 minutes. So the Indian dude got his hooker for $200/hr, and I got an idea for new business. I am currently lookin for a purple velvet hat and a cane... *later during the night, some Indian guy walked by the FD, looking at me strangely and being overly friendly. I was tryin to figure out if it was him or not (my hotel has a ton of international pplz staying there, so I couldn't tell)
What A Week This Has Been!
What a week this has been! Gosh where do I start. Last week we purchased a used car for myself. A really nice Silver 95 Taurus. I was sooo excited. Was finally able to do some real grocery shopping. The car was only 895. Made plans for a surprise birthday party for Anna at school. Monday get a phone call from Emily. She is hurt have to pick her up from school. In my haste I forget my wallet. Actually thought it fell out of my pocket. Pull up to the stop sign 3 houses down from mine and my phone falls. I motion for a minivan that pulled up at the same time to go. Then put my car in park to situate my phone. while i'm doing this a police officer pulls up to the stop on my right. I look up and see him and motion for him to go. He sits there. I finally get my phone situated put my car in drive and motion again for him to go. I was only trying to be polite. But he motions for me to go, I go and immediately he pulls me over. Asks to see my license and registration and proof of insuranc
Got A Message..
ubarf Online (No topless girls for me on V-Day. sob) United States subject: RE: thanks you. === 'ubarf' wrote the following at '2009-02-15 06:42:09'.. > > thank you for taking time out to visit/rate my profile. > > my great goodness though. You have some AWESOME cleavage. How much did they cost for you to get those? > > Do you enjoy letting them out to breathe? Do you yahoo? webcam? > > Anyways, hoped you had fun with your significant other yesterday. Tootles. My Reply: sent: 02/15/2009 06:44 am They cost me 3 pregnancies to have them. I am currently nursing so they are like that but once I wean they will probably sag, oh well that's what they're for right?
Ponyboy0827 Holding St. Patty's Day Auction - Enter Now!!!
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Auto's On!!
My autos are on! Get Mad points and bonuses too!! One of the best guys I know on the Fu is having his FIRST Auto! It's real simple! Let's do the Fu thing and level while we make great friends! Go Rate ALL his pics! He will be sending love right back to you! AND if you PM me when your done! I will be buying drinks for everyone and blinging Every 3rd person to pm me. I might even throw in some more perks! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! GO GET HIM! † TboneDaddy †Tumbling Dice just keeps on tumbling.@ fubar Mz.ǵff r™ Your Next Ex GF
Today in the morning some guy said "I like your lipstick" WTF?? Is that a compliment, or does he want the same one? Also, I got a prank call, in which some loser told me how he would love to get his slimy throbbing cock inside my ass. Nice...
"nice Girls"
Ode to the Nice Girls Note: I did NOT write this. This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is an homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't dese
It Just Hit Me
like a ton of fucking bricks tha I have not leveled in like a year.But what shocks me most is why all of the sudden I give a fuck?? This is Tatoe's brain completely losing it....
What Happened Last Night?
I'm seriously asking what happened on here last night..if anything. I wasn't feeling well at all yesterday, and after working, I felt worse. I ate my dinner around 6:30 and thought to myself, 'I'll just take a little nap'. That didn't happen, I ended up sleeping until 9 this morning. Yes, that's only 8 minutes ago. I still feel like crap and feel like I could go back to sleep, but I'm not going to do that. I think I got enough sleep to last me days. What I really need to do is cough really good. Right now I'm coughing but it's like I can't ever cough hard enough. Still feels like I have something stuck in it. [sigh] I also think I should go make some coffee and then take my medicine. I'm suppose to take it twice a day, but seeing as I slept most of yesterday, I only took it once.I love you She-ra!!!♥
April 1st
I am moving to VA on April 1st of this year. I will only be on the computer about twice a month if that. I plan on getting a lot more tattoos than I already have. I only have 5 at the moment. I have my nipples pierced, Top and bottom navel pierced. The tongue is pierced and so is the nose. What can I say, it's excitement to me. I love the thrill of the pain of everything. It's great. Alright, I'm off for now.
Show Some Love
u all know everyone needs some love on there b-day help me please
what 2 do on your 37 b-day it is rain here so should i still go out 2 night are stay in with a movie
Alice In Wonderland...the Nightmare- By Cloie Street
a little girl sits in her chair still like a porcelain doll she's so sweet but what were her childlike thoughts saying for they will remain implicit in fear if she falls pieces of her life will docile she sits still in her tall chair for she knows she's to fragile sip on some tea in a world of fantasy he tips his hat and sits back in his thrown no hope for reality imagination is over grown a rabbit with a hat spoke of how he journeyed the world everyone saw him as a hoodwink as the mischievous cat did not persist and devoured the rabbit with a mouth larger than his fist the little girl sits so still frightened with fear caution but careful not to speak high up in her chair with out a blink scared that they would hear her think the little girl sits in her chair still like a porcelain doll waiting to wake from this awful nightmare then she wakes under a tree to her mothers call feeling safe at last from wonderland
Well, I Got My Answer.....thank God!
So I had been pining and kinda waitin' around for THIS guy..... ~wicked klownz Juggalizo~~Jann'z Thuggish Teddybear~~@ fubar my ex Mike, to come around and talk to me about whether or not we could resolve any issues between us. I gave him two weeks just like a good friend of mine said to do, then I thought "You know what? Fuck this. I need some closure." I know I needed that extra shove over the edge of saying "I am DONE." and washing my hands of it. I got off work at 6am. I was gonna drive to Wal-Mart to grab some NyQuil cuz yes, I am sick AGAIN....this weather is fuckin me up....anyways, I got to the exit I was SUPPOSED to take and I got to thinkin all the "what-ifs" in my head and I just kept goin....I drove to his house because I had some weird feeling that TODAY I was finally gonna get my answer. I mean, I pretty much HAVE moved on, but there was STILL a small part of me that wondered "Just what IF?" so as I kept driving, I was crying thinking, "what if there was some b
Life In Abundance Comes Only Through Great Love.
Your Daily Motivation – Life In Abundance Comes Only Through Great Love. Saturday February 14, 2009 LIFE IN ABUNDANCE COMES ONLY THROUGH GREAT LOVE There is no force more potent than love. Take away love and your world is a tomb. Your life echoes emptiness without love. With it, your life will vibrate with warmth and meaning. Even during hardship, love will shine through. As you look back upon the events in your life you will find that the moments that stand out, the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter what else you have. Therefore, search for love. Once you have learned to love, you will have learned to live. Love is the most important ingredient to your success. Happy Valentine's Day. Copyright 2008 Watch This Video => Discover The System Watch Th
Too Little Too Late
Written Sunday, February 15, 2009 Too little too late was just a phrase until the man of my dreams faded away Now that hes gone I feel somewhat betrayed though I am at fault, I hoped he would stay Too little too late is the only thing to describe how I feel as I lie in my bedroom tonight To feel what its like to lose the love of your life is to question your will, the will to survive Too little too late is all I can say because these 4 walls around me are almost decayed Much like my heart which has already lost pace as I walk around blindly, my footsteps retraced LittleO
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