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Stuffmyfacebook- I Think Big Brother Has Nothing On Them.
The day started well and I went onto Stuffmyfacebook adding these banal comments. At the end of the afternoon they had diaappeared and I was not amused. This evening I was typing a message to my name sake, Wendy, when the thing came up with an error message and I lost the whole lot. It was personal info to help a friend. Well I was answering her questions and had given some good ones. I still cannot believe they did this to me. There were a few things I did not particularly like about stuffmyfacebook and now it seems there are two more. I am not a contriving person and would never make a good person which is another reason the site is no good for me. BANAL COMMENTS. Wendy is Quitting whilst still being ahead after discovering that the box of long lasting Short Straws is still virtually full. Who said nothing lasts forever! Wendy is still having cookie problems and stuffing grapes for lunch. Apart from that, looking for the To Do list in order to burn it. Wendy is wonder
Auto 11's
I'M WANTING A "AUTO 11'S" PIC MADE FOR WHEN I ACTIVATE... ANYONE KNOW SOMEONE WHO MAKES THEM ? PLEASE LET ME KNOW HERE .IT'S APPRECIATED.
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I got mistakably arrested in Amsterdam, they thought I had commited a robbery... 2)I can write with my left hand just as good as my right 3)I am addicted to pringles and dip 4) I used to work in a zoo in the reptile section 5) I used to represent scotland in swimming and always came 1st or 2nd 6) I used to teach a french class to primary school age kids 7) I'm a very good ice skater 8) I have a rare blood group and get called to the local hospital regular to give blood 9) I cant go a day without coffee 10) I have read every single catherine cooksoon novel I Tag 1. Randy 2. Hunny 3.
Damn Sho...tag Crap.. I'm An Idiot..
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I scratch my balls when they itch.. 2) Some of the women I've gone down on, I, now wished I have not done so.. 3) I scratch my ass when it itches... 4) I can't stand the sight of my face clean shaved... 5) I carry samples of Axe sprays in my glove box... 6) I watch a lot of porn cuz there's never anything on TV.. and I have 99 stations.. 7) I haven't seen one brother in over 6 yrs, and the other in over 3... 8) My penis has been clinically dead and there was no bright light at the end of her tunnel....She did give mouth to mouth, though... 9) I had a g/f whose mother and aunt wanted a 4 some with us
Yotd Made Me Do This. She's Such A Brat Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Pffffftttttt..10 random crap things about me. 1. I'm the asshole in the left lane with my cruise set at 75. And I'm not moving either, I'm already going faster then the speed limit. 2. Women with dark hair and blue eyes make me melt. 3. Been involved in music since I was 6; performing, and composing, but can't dance. 4. Get annoyed beyond description at people that make right turns from the left turn lane. 5. I lose it totally at the thought of coffee with no half and half. 6. Laugh at people that are scared of spiders, then jump to the roof at the sight of a earwig. 7. Cannot tolerate stupidity or ignora
The Dating Game
DESCRIBE WHAT YOU THINK WOULD BE THE PERFECT FIRST DATE. MARKED NSFW CUZ YOU PEOPLE ARE NAUGHTY.
Cold In My Head
Cold in my head It's cold in my head I just wish I was Dead The burning flesh, no more cold My eyes pale and my skin blue the after life is perfect because fearing death is just stupid Those who die are the lucky ones No pain, no shit, not even crappy ones The rest we will live here with pain, tears, nightmares and love ones lost The day will come my time will pass no one will care free at last
Going In For Surgery
going in for surgery on the 24th of this mouth.i am nevres about it but i now i will be ok. i have a good friend that will be here for me that day and he will take care of me that day.my mom and my sister will be going with me that.
My Husband ... 2.20.09
My husband is getting better and better with each day following his brain stem stroke on Thanksgiving. Nobody that sees him can believe just a few months ago he had the stroke. He is nearly 100% now. Today we hear that his boss who is only 35 years old had a mild heart attack on Tuesday. He then had a stent put in on Wednesday. Not surprised ... his boss is a very stressed type A personality .. . he should change is lifestyle. I bet he will when he gets back to work in two weeks. Now they have something in common. My husband also had a heart attack 5 years ago followed by a quadruple bypass surgery. My husband is still fighting with himself to heal faster than he is naturally. His psycholist tells him not to be so tough on himself. He also tells him that it is amazing that he has progressed so far after having a stroke since most people never progress at all. He is getting better noticeably between his visits every week.
Heven Are Hell
This life is at it's end not knowing where to turn I close my eye's and welcome death. The rain is falling the night sets in the birds don't sing for me aging. God knows why I'm still here will he let me pass will my heart stop beating at last. Will I go to heaven or will it be hell guess only judgement will tell
I Got Tagged By Tra71
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a reaction to mints, if I have a mint sweet I sneeze for Britain much to the amusement of my family 2) Friday the 13th is a no go on anything for me, it is bad luck .... I met my ex on Friday the 13th nuff said, ive lost keys, fell down the stairs, set fire to cooker, had a car break down over the years all on Friday the 13th so I hibernate! lol! 3) I've been driving 28 years and have developed many bad habits and am aware if I took the test now would fail miserably. 4) I use to be a fu addict but now enjoy Facebook and My Year Book. 5) I have a large mole on my right thigh. 6) I have a crap memory ..
Tag!! Youre It...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1> i sleep nakkid..ALWAYS 2> i love Lucky Charms cereal 3> Stop lights pizz me off..LOL 4> i drive way too fast..way too often 5> i love the way puppies smell 6> i drink wayyyyy to much caffiene 7> i would do absolutely anything for my friends..and DO! 8> i SING outloud in my car! but only by myself! 9> i wish upon stars 10> i dream nasty dreams almost everynite
Sober
I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest Or the girl who never wants to be alone I don't wanna be that call at four o'clock in the morning 'Cause I'm the only one you know in the world that won't be home Aahh, the sun is blinding I stayed up again Oohh, I am finding That's not the way I want my story to end I'm safe Up high Nothing can touch me But why do I feel this party's over? No pain Inside You're my protection But how do I feel this good sober? I don't wanna be the girl who has to fill the silence... The quiet scares me 'cause it screams the truth Please don't tell me that we had that conversation When I won't remember, save your breath, 'cause what's the use? Aahh, the night is calling And it whispers to me softly, "come and play" Aahh, I am falling And if I let myself go, I'm the only one to blame I'm safe Up high Nothing can touch me But why do I feel this party's over? No pain Inside You're like perfection But how do I feel this
I Got Tagged By Tra71
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I do most of my grocery shopping at Whole Foods Market (Healthiest grocery store chain in the U.S.) 2) I don't own a car, ergo I do lots of walking. 3) I have had two rotary engine cars however. 4) I have my computer hooked up to a surround sound music system and a high definition tv. 5) My pinky fingers are crooked. 6) My favorite beverage is Sambazon organic energy drink (no doubt tra71 will dispute this). 7) Skiing is my favorite outdoor pastime. 8) I have a degree in psychology. 9) I prefer tea over coffee. 10) I recently had a picture I took published in the Indianapolis Star. I tag...
What Grinds My Gears!
Why is it that there has to be left turn arrows at intersections. I may not be a great driver but I sure as hell don't need an arrow to tell me it safe to go! And what really grinds my gears is when there is no traffic and i have to sit at a red arrow to turn left even though it was safe to turn for 20 times over! If you cant make a left turn without an arrow telling you its safe call a cab! And THAT is what grinds my gears! Lets hear what grinds your gears!
Read Away
Death on a Dark Day Death comes to us all Be it cold, hot, light or dark We wish we could all go in a good way But some pray not on a cold day. It may be hot warm summers day It may be in the fall when the leaf play It could be in spring when the rain fall's But not when the snow is six feet tall. When it's cold the ground is hard The grave diggers have to work extra hard The grass is gone the flowers too all your friends are cold and blue . I want to die when it's night the moon be full and the stars are bright I see my way along that path and hope I know people from my past that day.
Tag... You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to have fun, and I try to make it happen wherever I go and whatever I'm doing 2. I really am a big flirt 3. I really do know how to ski - when I was younger I almost made the US Ski Team 4. I don't lie (a shocker on here, I know) 5. I was an excellent pole-vaulter in high school 6. I've launched 4 different TV stations in 3 different states (and I'm exhausted! LOL) 7. I can recite The Breakfast Club from beginning to end and give every line, sigh and pause. 8. I'm one of those "jack of all trades, master of none" types 9. I love baseball and haven't missed a home opener for the Brewers in 16 years (#17 is Apr
Woman Drivers
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. > Damn women drivers!!
Real Scottish Slang
I Am A Pimp Now!
I am a mother fucking P...I..M..P... Plus.. I got the magic lick ;-) Hahaha Thanks to all who helped me level
My New Life!!
well i was broken up with by bj in 07' and then i was really scared for the longest time to get attatched to someone else. well when i let someone close enough to hurt me i always get hurt, but even though i did time and time again i have hurt someone in my past i really feel terrible to this day about. he was and still is my best friend i can tell him anything and he dont care, well i think he dose but he dont tell me any different. he is awsome.. and i couldnt ask for a better friend. but the thing is i fell in love in the process of me seeking out who i was inside. i fell in love with a girl! YUP. u heard it straight from the hourses mouth, we r happy, getting to know one another each and everyday we spend together, we have now been together for almost a year, we r moving into our new home in about 2 weeks and i cant wait. but believe me we have our moments and i am not just talking about our little tiffs i am talkin about her crazy ex-girlfriend.... she is still continuing to stal
I Got Tagged By Emanon
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I hate alcohol, can't stand the stuff!!! Erm, no that's not right - I love it 2) I don't suffer fools gladly. If someone asks a silly question, they tend to know it... 3) On my last tag, I had just had my third driving lesson, I have now passed and have been driving for three weeks. 4) I am still a fu addict. 5) I have a small birth mark on my right ankle 6) I'm rubbish at remembering names but rarely forget a face. 7) Squeamish, I hate blood (sorry Emanon lol). 8) I suffer mood swings lol. I'm a usually very up or very down, not really in between. 9) Still not smoking, been given up for 3 year
Tagged
1.I was thrown outta cub scouts on the 2nd day 2. I like to dance to 80's music 3 I cant turn down a friend in need & feel Compelled to help. 4. I like to hang with my daughter & we listen to alot of the same music.. 5.Chick flicks dont bother me & Im man enough to admitt I might cry. 6.. some of my friends live in the Computer..lmao 7..Im a Sweet natured person & I dont do conflicts with women well 8..I love with my entire being when Im passionette with someone.. 9...I cant walk away from a Conflict,if the guy hits a Woman 10..I am who I am & wont back down when Im right Im Taggin.. Year of the Dragon Catch me if you can..Cass Soda...VP..b-list Chas..Treasurer of the b-list Snake Oil.. Miss Priss sinfully deliious Blood sugar baby
Been Tagged... 10 Facts About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I had pet frogs, turtles and dogs as a kid 2. I ride motorcycles and fly aircraft 3. I have no problem catching snakes but freak out with spiders. 4. I love everything to do with water and the beach. 5. I love to go fishing. 6. I want to go skydiving next trip to Las Vegas. 7. I moved out at 16 and supported myself since then. 8. I am rather hyper and very inquisitive. 9. I am a Sharp Shooter with the M16. lmao 10.I am writing a cookbook in between real estate projects. okies you peeps get to do this to 1. SoldierMedic 2. Rocket1 3. DJ Diesel 4. Tom 5. Gent-L-Man
Movie Game
Ok, I'm going to say a line or two from a movie and you see if you know what movie. I won't make it very long..no sense in sitting here forever! enjoy. Please post your comments with the answers. There might be a reward in answering them correctly!! Also all movies are newly released within the last 5 yrs with the exception of 2. Good Luck & Enjoy!! 1. I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries. 2. If I was going to kill you, I'd have done it when you walked to your car this morning and been gone by the time your body hit the sidewalk. But right now all you can this about is your family. And this is making you desperate. Desperate men do stupid things. Without the suppressor, this weapon will sound like a Howitzer going off in here. And... I don't leave witnesses. 3. Do you want to know why
Tagged...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hold things in 2. I have a brown streak through my left eye 3. I pop my fingers way to much lol 4. I cant stand people smacking their food 5. I am a pro bowler on the wii go me lol 6. I like to dance 7. I cant think of much more lol 8. I forget things easily 9. I have to go to sleep on my left side 10.I am ready to be happy okies you peeps get to do this to 1. Angela 2. Sean 3. Donny 4. JstAGrl 5. Sweetest Goodbye
?s Answers Pm Or Comnets
Would you? [ ] DO ME RIGHT [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you? [[ With me ]] [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] MAKE LOVE 2 ME [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No see how well you know me This is just for fun....maybe.
?s Answer Ppm Or Coment
Would you? [ ] DO ME RIGHT [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you? [[ With me ]] [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] MAKE LOVE 2 ME [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No see how well you know me This is just for fun....maybe.
Don't Leave Me
Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first Just like last time, but a little worse [Chorus:] She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." She said, "don't let my door hit your ass." One more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I'll meet you there [Chorus] Let's try this one more time with feeling One more time with feeling [x3] [Chorus] Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home And I'll be fine
Can You Rape Me To Godmother??....or Are You Too Chicken???
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Family Love!
This is how my #2 Fam treats me! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2410804&albumid=1522042&i=1859479204 Read the comments...
New Attack On Your 2nd Ammendment
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PROPOSED BILL THAT IS IN THE HOUSE NOW. **Blair Holt Firearm Licensing *** **& Record of Sale Act ** **2-16-9*** **Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. **This is the Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009. **We just learned yesterday about this on the Peter Boyles radio program. **Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because it is flying under The radar. **To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Google HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information. **Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless: **It is registered ** **You are fingerprinted ** **You supply a current Driver's License ** **You supply your Social Security # ** **You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at an
Dysdania
Herman's Hideaway March 18th Be there. Get drunk with me.
Slut
who the fuck is candiass?????? annnnd reekas a dirty whore and i wanna bang her
Much Love To Keno For Getting This Auction Together!!!
SALUTE AUCTION today 7pm central Come get some sweet and sexy salutes from these KO Girls!! The Girls will choose what offer they want! So make it GOOOOD! PICS WILL BE PRIVATE UNTIL THE AUCTION IS OPEN!! This has been brought to u by K E N O....KO Owner..@ fubar (repost of original by '
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I fricking hate writing about myself...... 2. I like to do gardening 3. I really hate snakes 4. I use to climb hills and steep ditches with my 4x4 Truck when i was younger. And wrecked it 3 times. 5. Does anyone really care what my habits are..lol 6. Cannot stand whiners...Unless its the drinking kind...lmao 7. I live on a Ranch and love the peacefulness it gives you. 8. I HATE DRAMA !!!!!!! 9. Was in the military for 20 years 10.I love German Beer.... okies you peeps get to do this to 1. Broken Wings 2. Krissy56 3. Eyez4him 4. Joelle (Jo Jo) he he 5. kitkat
Reach Out And Tag Someone
Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird things, random facts, or habits about yourself. Don't forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "your it", and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the same person that tagged you. 1. Open, honest and a sarcastic smart ass 2. Am a sucker for people hurting or in need 3. Can tell if people are sick by smelling of their breath 4. Distant cousin to Gen. Omar Bradley, last 5-star General of the US Army 5. Witnessed a waterspout in the Gulf of Mexico (that was so cool) 6. First time inside a burning structure I forgot to open the hose because I was looking at the flames thinking, "That is so awesome!" (Yes, we saved the house) 7. Raised a wild rabbit to adulthood (for you "country" folks you know that's an achievement) 8. One of my hobbies is genealogy 9. Have ridden in a hot air balloon 10. Swam with stingrays
Got Ya!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Fact: My name is Kathy 2. Im hooked on soaps! 3. I was born in West Germany on the Army base. 4. I love scarry movies!!! 5. Im in college now working on my associates in Pharmacy Technician... 6. I volunteer my friday afternoons at a Christian Book store... 7. I love chocolate men!!! 8. I drive a 2000 Impala! 9. I have a Myyearbook account n I love it!! 10. I want to be happy and grow old with one man and im hoping that will come soon.... I tag: THE SILVER SURFER SB313 LITTLJEFF "SEXXYMAN" MISS*DIPITY
Hello
I'm new on fubar and wanted to say hello to everyone. Any questions for me just ask.
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 i like to be tried with espced lol 2 i put my kids frist 3 i like to party 4 i like my nippys to be played with lol 5 i have a very dark side of me so its not good to piss me off 6 i hate tessed 7 i hate my big boobs 8 i sing a lot 9 i am lazy some to lol 10 the las one i dont know umm i got big eyes lol i tag baybay_sunshine_pooh alllovebaby kims man for life jeff roorin_tootin_drew
Just Wondering What You Think
I have recently taken some naughty pictures. I don't usually do that kind of stuff but someone I was texting asked for some and away I went. Clicking and posing and before I knew it I was like damn...did I really just do that. Well whats done is done. And I have been wondering if I should put those images up on here. I would either have to get a vip or delete some pics. I could do either but I haven't decided yet. What do you think?
Freakin Tag!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Don't do these things AT ALL!!! 2. Bald men turn me on. 3. I like to be bit in various spots. 4. I don't let to many people close to me...but when I do they are then my family. 5. I dream of running away to some far off place...and leaving everything behind way to often 6. I am intrigued by others personalities and body language and what is lies underneath 7. I am addicted to water (beach, ocean, lakes...ect...) 8. I love to dance but need a few drinks in me first 9. I take a shower before I go to the gym 10. I talk way tooooo much on the phone
Macho Man
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Let Me By Myself -- 3 Doors Down HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? What Might Have Been -- Little Texas WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Happy -- Saving Jane HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Black Velvet -- Allanah Myles WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Pain -- Hollywood Undead WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? My Old Man's a Fatso -- Angry Samoans WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Hungry Like the Wolf -- Duran Duran WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Outshined -- Soundgarden WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? The Roof is on Fire -- Bloodhound Gang WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Psycho -- Puddle of Mudd WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? If I We're a Boy --
Tag Ur It.... *lol*
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Fact: My name is Michelle 2. The boondocks is my fav cartoon 3. Imma freak to the 10th power *lol* 4. I dont like the colors pink or purple *lol* 5. I love scary movies 6. I dont like the woods *lol* 7. IM ON A DIET 8. Id like to go back to school and finishing my nursing one day 9. I dont like big crowds much 10. Whut i desire most is to be married and have someone love me as much as i love them I tag: FELICIA ITALIAN BITCH MY MILKSHAKE PURPLE DRAGON LUSCIOUS DIVA
2 Live Is 2 Diy
to go on without you is to diy in sid 2 diy in sid is 2 be without you, your love is what i live for and if you cant love me i will diy in sid you tell me you love me but do you win u cat the way you do? but i kipe on loveing you but i kipe diying in sid just 2 love you win can i live win can you love so i can gro in sid plz stop killing me in sid i just wont 2 love you and you 2 love me back 2 live is 2 be with you and 2 diy is 2 be without you plz help me live
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I Love You
When April bends above me And finds me fast asleep Dust need not keep the secret A live heart died to keep. When April tells the thrushes, The meadow-larks will know, And pipe the three words lightly To all the winds that blow. Above his roof the swallows, In notes like far-blown rain, Will tell the little sparrow Beside his window-pane. O sparrow, little sparrow, When I am fast asleep, Then tell my love the secret That I have died to keep.
Mary Kay ...
Hello to all my beautiful Fubar friends, family, and app buddies!!! I recently decided to do something more with my self to keep me out of trouble lol and joined the Mary Kay work force, yay! Very happy about my decision. If you not sure what Mary Kay is, it's a company that sells beauty products and has been in production for a good long time. If you are interested in products, wanna join, or just want to come in for a free facial or color party, please don't hesitate to call email or text me whenever... I'm new at this, and still learning, but I will help you in anyway possible... I'm open to building new clientele....I'm looking ! Help me grow my business and spread the word please! You can tell family, friends, whoever you want! I'm also looking for ladies who like to play in make up..or get a free facial. Come to a color party at a Mary Kay meeting as a guest of mine, bring as many people as you want with you and have fun trying out different make and getting tips
His First Time Auto 11's
TAB IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND HAS HIS FIRST AUTO RUNNING, PLS GO SHOW THIS GREAT GUY SOME LOVE AND HELP YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME...TY...TINA You know him, You love him and now hes got AUTO 11sShow this sweet man some Fu-Love and rate his page hard!!! Disciple TAB@ fubar Thank You and have a Great Weekend!!!
Forbidden
NOTE: DO NOT EFFING READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY FANTASY. IT IS A DEPICTION OF A FANTASY. IT IS -NOT MY- FANTASY-, BUT SOMEONE ELSE'S. IF YOU KEEP READING AND YOU BITCH IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT IT BEING OMGWRONG, I WILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH A NARWHAL FOR NOT READING THESE BIG FUCKING BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS UP HERE FIRST. Yes, I left a gap before starting. Anyway, this was someone else's fantasy. The actual story itself MAY be based on reality. It may not be. I'm not telling. ----------- Forbidden Darkness is the deepest kind of blanket. A shroud in which to luxuriate. Flesh in darkness feels more complete. It does now. The warmth of it on her is intoxicating, the soft rustle of sheets as nothing compared to skin. Smooth, soft, yielding to the touch. Growling in her ear makes shivers roll down her spine; sound, too, is richer in the dark. Teeth at her ear make her curl from the inside out, gasping. It had been a sudd
Tag Team Tagged-alright Already!
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I truly enjoy getting tattoos. The pain is secondary. I love watching the ink form into a design in my skin. To watch the bare canvas develop into permanent decor. 2. Deathly afraid of needles. Refer to #1. I don't get it either. I turn into a total sissy bitch when it comes to getting blood drawn or getting a shot, but have no problem getting inked. 3. A deep intense red is my absolute favorite color. I surround myself with it. I find it soothing. 4. I entirely hate how women expect you to 'just knoooow' shit. I don't expect this, why do so many women? I cannot read minds, tell me what you are thinking. Otherwise you
Links To My Work
Some links: This is the promo for the secret lives of women 08 They have more of the baby stuff then me in this video BUT I am the opener! http://wetv.com/video/1453516500/secret-lives-of-women-sneak-peek And here's some of the catfighting information: Two of my worst videos are for sale to download at: [plus free pix to rip] http://homemadecatfightsdls.com/HMC_Hellx2/MichelleX2/MichelleX2preview.htm One where I win: http://homemadecatfightsdls.com/HAVOC1/Havoc3of4/Havoc3of4prev.htm Denise vs Michelle From Hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_AlFFZPxs _______________________________
My Best Friend
I wanted to let the FuBar community know who my #1 priority and the love of my life is .......... Classc1. Of course, I have four other very important priorities but, she is my best friend and confidante. There is not a woman I have met in life that has her inner and outer beauty, that has her passion and caring. She is always willing to go that extra mile and put forth that effort to make things wonderful 100% of the time. One of the things I love about her the most is her shy smile. Another is how she tells me good bye on the phone in her sweet sexy way. What most people don't understand is when you are given something special it is a once in a lifetime chance. When I met Rebecca, I was at a low point and unsuspecting. She has taught me to love with a new passion and believe that there happy relationships still. She is truly my once in a lifetime. I will never meet another woman like her and no other woman could ever hope to be what she is to me. She has a body to die for and has i
So On....
Unbeautiful Leslie Roy Don't hang up, Can we talk? So confused It's like im lost. What went wrong? what made you go? Don't pretend you don't know This is me Im unchangeable When did we Fall apart? Or did you lie From the start? When you said Its only you I was blind Such a fool Thinking we Were unbreakable It was you and me against the world And you promised me forever more Was it something that I said? was it something that I did? Cuz I gotta know What made me unbeautiful. Ive been told Whats done is done To let it go And carry on And deep inside I know that's true Im stuck in time Im stuck on you We were still untouchable It was you and me against the world And you promised me forever more. Was it something that I said? Was it something that I did? Cuz I gotta know What made me unbeautiful Wake up, wake up, wake up Cuz im only dreaming Get out, get out, get out Get out of my head now Because we're much better All together
I Can't Dance--genesis
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Just One Rate Needed..
Blue Eyed Brat Needs One Rate.. I'll Give 100 Fubucks For Giving Her One Rate.. Want 100 Fubucks? Rate This For Me. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=506188&albumid=1499044&i=1093977054&idx=0
Hi
Hi, Just to let everyone know, someone had hacked into my profile and changed it to where it said that i was a guy. i just want to let everyone know that i am all female!!!!!
Attractive & Lonely
What does being attractive have to do with being lonely? As if attractive people are incapable of being lonely...
Do U Think This Is Tru ?
You love coz you weep... You weep coz you hurt... You hurt coz you fail... You fail coz you try... You try coz you need... You need coz you want... You want coz you feel... You feel coz you live... You live coz you love....
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Lol
well ,all of us mummers (well a lot of us ) saw the mumm about why all of us hate dj's (i don't hate all of them, just the ones who post mumms trying to start drama ),well my comments to DJLuscious sparked this shoutbox convo between us which i find absolutely hilarious since she thinks she's so tough and all ♥Dj Lucious♥ @ PURGATORY DANCE P... Buzz Meter: 100% - sh*t faced! Level: Disciple (26) Gender: Female, 34 Location: Fond Du Lac, WI Status: Online (MY AUTOS ARE ON till 12 PM FUTIME) ♥Dj Luciou...: and yet you still think you know me huh FUCK OFF FAG ->♥Dj Luciou...: darlin ,you are just words on a screen lol ♥Dj Luciou...: FAG U ARE BLOCKED ♥Dj Luciou...: I dont care and fuck you ->♥Dj Luciou...: i bet you can't even get your damn leg that high lmfao ->♥Dj Luciou...: bring it big girl ,,!,, i see the pussy deleted his mumm ♥Dj Luciou...: FUCK YOU ILL STOMP YOUR FACE IN WITH MY STEEL TOED BOOT BITCH she
Fake Dj Bs And Out Of Cigs
Fuck the mother fuckers... the DJ mumm went poof before i could finish typing this out... so fuck! cunt!! yeah well im out of smokes and need to go get some and grrr im venting my shit in here...lol carry on show me bewbies for when i come back now I will sum it up in one question, other than radio stations that actually have a mix show, with a DJ spinning records, scratching and all that, do you EVER hear a radio show host call themselves a dj on your local stations???? NO they just use their name FFS. and here on fu, ever body who makes a playlist in a lounge and HOSTS the show calls themselves a dj... you are probably NOT a dj, but an ON LINE PERSONALITY! put that in your f*in name unless you SPIN RECORDS! ***If I Were YOU, I'd Hate Me Too!***
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Wow Ty Tony
DJ CHRISTA IS ROCKIN' THE BLUE MOON WHERE WE HAVE SOME OF THE HOTEST DJS ON FU BAR WE ARE DRAMA FREE!! CLICK ON THE LINKS COME JOIN HER !!! " DONT FORGET TO SHOW HER SOME LOVE !!!! DJ Christa @ The Blue Moon.. RL / Wife Of Kronk! @-}---@ fubar THIS BULLY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY!(` Jإ)WR @HLM*MRR*(`̆rgl)@ fubar (repost of original by '!(` Jإ)WR @HLM*MRR*(`̆rgl)WR@چHRHWĥ' on '2009-02-20 10:13:55') (repost of
When Is It Wrong To Judge?
In today's society we are constantly hearing about how wrong it is to judge anyone for anything. But when is it actually wrong to judge someone? I believe the confusion comes in two types of judging another person. Those being: (1) Judging a person for who they are and/or what they believe and... (2) Judging a person to condemn them for who they are and/or what they beleive The first type is a type of judgment that we all do pretty much everyday of our lives. It is quite impossible to get to know anyone without judging them for who they are. It is also necessary to judge a person's character in order to protect ourselves from being hurt in some way. As you read this blog, or any of my other ones, you judge my character and my writing as you read. It is simply an innate action that we all have. It is also one that I do not see as being wrong in any way. You will actually judge my opinion, and therefore me as you read this!!! The second type of judgment, and the one I view
Auto's On
AND THIS AUTO WAS PROVIDED BY THE VERY BEAUTIFUL IM UR'S 4EVER..PLZ....SHOW THIS 2nd ALARM HOTTIE SOME MAD FU-LOVE TOO!!!! SHE ALSO HAS AUTO 11'S GOIN!!!! IM UR'S 4EVER! 2ND ALARM HOTTIES!!!!!!!@ fubar
My Grandma 2
Very few people on this site have read this elsewhere. Some of you have read a blog I put up not too long ago about my Grandmother and how close we were, and how hard it was for me when she passed away. This is the full blog I wrote before about her, I wrote it on Valentine's Day 2007, it's about her and called "My Forever Valentine." From what I've been told before, make sure you have a tissue available when you read this..... For those who have not yet seen this, my forever Valentine is my Grandma Joyce, who passed away when I was 12. Those of us who grew up with her will never forget her, including all the stories we all have. She is missed more & more each day, no matter how much time has passed. Those in our family that arrived after she was gone have no idea what they missed. There is a song I listen to every Valentine's day and has special meaning- Angel's Son, by members of Snot and Sevendust. The song is about the lead singer of Snot- Lynn Strait, who died
Keep Fighting Baby Bunny(allison)
Allison Winokur was hit my a SUV Monday Feb 9th 2009 around 8ish.. It was a hit and run.. but we found the guy which is someone allison works with. She has head truama..two fracture spinal bones which is not harming her spinal core. and fracture pelvis bone. They say one thing that is going for her is her age and they still don't know what the outcome is.. They also say it may be a year for her recovery. I don't know if she is going to remember herself.. me...or anything. I'm talking to everyday even if she can't hear me.. I was yawning today.. it was really cute and still makes me sad b/c i really miss hearing her voice. This past week she started moving her arms and opening her eyes but she still not responding. The first car had stopped to let her by, but the suv went around that car and thats who struck her.. She was wearing bright clothes, white and tan..She was almost on the other side. Allison and me went home together..i was starting dinner..heating the water in the pot and t
Freaking Tag!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i NEVER do these things 2. i smoke waaaaay too much 3. i'm a complete smartass 4. my friends mean the world to me.some are closer than family 5. i have to stop myself from strangling people on the highway daily 6. i swear too much 7. i'm completely addicted to tattoos 8. i feel bad when i run over squirrels 9. i think my dog is gay 10. i find dike looking goth girls sexy (don't ask me why)
I Do Love You So Much
i do love you ok my spaling is not good with that sad i meet som 1 that i am in love with but it has bin hard and she dont know what she wonts but i havint made it so e z 4 her thare has bin som things that as hapin and i am trying 2 get over she has hart me bad and i am trying 2 muve past that i love her and all i wont is 2 make her happy and have her in my life,
Im Selling This Person - Any Offers
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Comment My Pic Plz
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=728200&albumid=1520673&i=2840360625&idx=0#2840360625 The above link will take you to a pic of me on another persons page. I am in a contest to win a blast I would really like to win. Please comment my pic to help me out. I would appreciate it soooo much! You can comment as many times as you want. Thank you so much to all you wonderful people.
Rellik Featuring Outerspace - Born Ready
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A True Believer!!!!!!
I have been able to see someones month of birth at times just looking at them and hearing them speak.Ive seen dreams,as such, when we sleep as real past, future, and present.Astrology is proof psychological,and biological,"the twin factor",As you will see people who look alike and in all races and creeds,all that is biological. Tell me your thoughts.....???
I Miss You....
ι ℓσνє тнιѕ ѕσиg ѕσ мυн.... тσ ѕєє уσυ ωнєи ι ωαкє υρ ιѕ α gιfт ι ∂ι∂и'т тнιик συℓ∂ вє яєαℓ тσ киσω тнαт уσυ fєєℓ тнє ѕαмє αѕ ι ∂σ ιѕ α тняєє-fσℓ∂, υтσριαи ∂яєαм уσυ ∂σ ѕσмєтнιиg тσ мє тнαт ι αи'т єχρℓ
Farewell Dc Girls
To all of u that know me, know that i was a founder in the all girl group Dangerous Curves. I helped To Build The Group, And Alot of u girls I am the one who u recieved your invitations to join from!! I really Enjoyed the group but i feel that it is time for me to Bow out, i do this with no anger at all no disrespect no distaste for anyone, i am not mad have not been mad, dont want to be mad and refuse to let it make me mad lol.. I am not mad @ Cris (flirtologist)At All, she chose on her own to delet me and block me from her page Because i quit the group!! i tell u this becasue alot of u will assume it has sumthing to do with her since she has been my number 2 family member forever and everyone knows that we were close but i wish her nothing but the best in life and was blessed to have had a friend like her .. it has nothing to do with her or bella or Paula or any of u ladies!! I have just decided i do not want to have the resposibility of a group, that may sound crude or rude an
To The Left
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Views From The Crazy Mp ......... 20feb2009
As I chat with my wife (Classc1), whom by the way is one of the Original women of Fubar. I met one of the few true to life people I have come to know here my WIFE ........ because of this site I met the woman of my dreams. I started talking to Classc1 and thought it would only be an online thing then, when we met it was totally opposite. The first time we met was amazing, she had a smile that is unmatched and a sweet disposition which is out of this world. She and I are probably one of the few success stories from an online meet. She is always understanding and supportive. She never tells me NO, I guess it is because I rock her world constantly. We will have been together 2 years in July of this year and married for one of it. We have a wonderful, beautiful daughter, she is bigger than life itself. You ask why is he putting thoughts in digits. Because I think sometimes people take things to extremes. I believe indulging moderately. I have just come back and started a new profile at th
Auto 11 On For Dj Badboy On At 1pm Est Sat
DJ BADBOY HAS AUTO 11S ON HIT HIM UP SPANK HIS AZZ HARD HE LIKE IT !! CLICK ON HIS LINK AND GO RATE THIS BOY !(` Jإ)WR @HLM*MRR*(`̆rgl)@ fubar THIS BULLY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY (`̆rgl)WR @HLM*MRR*(`Jإ)@ fubar
Come Rate Her She Needs Our Help To Oracle
COME ADD RATE FAN THIS SEXY LADY HELP HER TO ORACLE HEADING TO ORACLE CLICK ON HE LINK BELOW (`†rgl)WR @†HLM*@ fubar
Go Rock Her Fu Now!!!!!!!!!!
You all know my girl DJ Unbreakable!!!!! She's hot as hell & seriously rocks the fu Well she's only 280k away from Prophet!! She's worked hard for it!! And always tries to help everybody!!! Rate, Comment, Bling, Blast!!!! You know you wanna bling her Hell send her an auto!!! Get her blast!! A Happy Hour something!
Bully For Tabs Autos
You know him, You love him and now hes got AUTO 11sShow this sweet man some Fu-Love and rate his page hard!!! Disciple TAB@ fubar Thank You and have a Great Weekend!!!
Tag Ur It !!!!!!
Tag! you're it! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a cancer/leo and it fits me well. If you know me you know i am a crabby lion. 2. I hate weird smells but I am not adult enough to tell you that you smell bad, I just walk away!!! 3. I am a spelling fanatic, so bad that even if i text you and spell a word wrong i will text again to spell it right!! 4. I own more boots than I do shoes, lol don't believe me look in my closet lol. 5. If I am left to look at four walls for days not outside views of the world (no i do not mean lets just walk outside) i will go crazy to the point where I will get bored with whomever I am with and I will pack up and move on
Ensign: Who We Are
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 20 February 2009 Paul's letters to the Colossians in the New Testament reflects his prayer for the church there to have a mature understanding of God's will for them. Keep in mind that "church" in the New Testament refers to as assembly of believers in Jesus as Lord and Savior, not to a building where said people gather. Besides having their doctrine clear (e.g., knowing what they believe) and not adding or subtracting from it, they're to do unto others ... ... as they would have others do unto them -- that is, to treat each other in the way and spirit their Lord would. Do you and I know anyone who's not so good at this? I bring this up because one scene from last week's episode come to mind including what one character said afte
State Of Sonora, Mexico Is Angry
State of Sonora, Mexico is Angry The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from Sonora don't like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It's almost funny. State of Sonora is angry at Influx of Mexicans into Mexico. Nine state legislators from the Mexican state of Sonora traveled to Tucson to complain about Arizona 's new employer crackdown on illegal's from Mexico . It seems that many Mexican illegal's are now returning to their hometowns and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off about it. A delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to say Arizona 's new employer sanctions law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state. At a news conference, the legislators said Sonora - Arizona 's southern neighbor, made up of mostly small towns - cannot handle the demand for housing, jobs and schools it will face as illegal Mexican workers here r
This One Will Piss Hardcore Religious People Off
How do we know? How do we know where we go When we die To heaven, to hell, or somewhere in between? How do we know there is life after death? God, Devil, angels, demons How do we know they are actually there? Faith ha thats a laugh People are afraid of things they do not know Some say, say it aint so Well sorry but it is. People make up shit to explain away the things they dont know It has been this way since the beginning of time How did we start a big bang and life appeared Or did some asshole say oh I am board today lets create life. I think I will create this being called man. A silly little animal that worships things in order to get through life Ha thats a laugh the sun as a god A god of love and a god of war How about the god of life and the god of death. Man didnt know how to explain these things so he made up gods He took anything he couldnt explain and put god of in front of it In doing this he was able to turn his cheek An ignorant cheek i
Join The Pegasus Project Promotion Team
Join The Pegasus Project'sNew Promotion TeamAttn: The Pegasus Project Members, If you have Bully/html experience and would like to help us to promote those special times in the lives of our sisters.Please private msg Dove Goddess and lether know that you are interested.r />Dove GoddessThe Pegasus Project Co FounderHead Of Promotions Team(click on pic to send Dove a msg)You will need to be able to create (or learn)background bullies which include custom picturelinks of our members, and be willing to submitan example of your work. Dove has templates available for you to use, if needed. We are also looking for members who can create custom graphics and tags for the family. Any member who would like support from The Pegasus Project should visit the "Please Let Us Know" blog located at http://fubar.com/blog/257555/922250 and post a comment letting us know of your current need.If you are not yet a member,or would like to be friends with the ladiesof The Pegasus Project, please visitThe Peg
The Magnificent Adventures Of Heartache
she goes around town like a record skipping to hard and fast for the heart to count and the mind to measure she's got that look in her eyes that drives all the boys wild she's a tease and she's gonna break you the doctor's daughter with one too many wishes and few too little dreams she's wearing her momma's perfume and her daddy's profession; in her veins with that cigarette smile she goes around and around she's got a bucket full of scars and a pocketful of stories; but we're all alright call her what you will :; the girl in red with a pulse so loud she's your heart and she's never gonna stop.
Moving
so i have been gone for about a week now. some things are changing for me. first i will be moving in a month or so...in the mean time i wont be online much. im helping my cousin and his wife out. also i have been spending time at the hospital with my grandmother. right now all i can do is wait and pray she can come out of this. posting this blog for my friends just to stay in touch. will try to keep updated. xoxox crystal
10 Things Blog
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. OK this isn't going to be easy since I already did one of 100...here we go.... 1.) I am shy around the guy I like but will flirt my head off with guys I am not attracted to. 2.) I pretend that I am dumber than I really am so guys don't feel intimidated. 3.) there is nothing more beautiful to me than the male body. I love it naked clothed half naked. I think God hit the nail on the head when he created man. 4.) I lost my virginity and recieved my first kiss on the same night. I move fast. 5.) I have broken up more relationships than I have been in. Maybe its my karma. 6.) I fell in love with someone who I barely know and its drivin
Attempts At Karaoke..exposed!
If you have a death wish or have been given 5 minutes to live then go ahead and click on the link! ME SINGING This public service announcement provided by...
Lets Talk About Each Other!
Ok, this is my first blog here. Topic might have been done, but not by me. So lets open the discussion. Who here understands the opposite sex?
I Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you aight, here we go! 1- i hate it when people chew with there mouth open like the food is gonna escape...its the number 1 things that irritates the shit outta me..to the point where if i tell you to stop and you dont...i just wanna punch you. 2- my middle name is ann ( hahahhhha) i feel like little house on the prairie .. and to top it off, it rhymes with my last name!! wtf was my mom thinkin! and no im not statin my last name 3- as much as i am called beautiful on a daily basis...i have alot of insecurities with my self...i think more or less it comes from past relationships...but i hide it well! but psshhh i know im fine! j/k 4- im sec
Unbeautiful!
Dont hang up Can we talk So confused Its like I'm lost What went wrong What made you go Dont pretend you dont know This is me I'm unchangeable When did we Fall apart Or did you lie From the start When you said It's only you I was blind Such a fool Thinking we We're unbreakable It was you and me against the world And you promised me forever more Was it something that I said was it something that I did Cuz I gotta know What made me unbeautiful I've been told Whats done is done To let it go And carry on And deep inside I know thats true I'm stuck in time I'm stuck on you We were still untouchable It was you and me against the world And you promised me forever more Was it something that I said Was it something that I did Cuz I gotta know What made me unbeautiful Wake up, wake up, wake up Cuz I'm only dreaming Get out, get out, get out, get out Get out of my head now Because were much better All together Cant let go It was
My Bucket List
There is a checklist bucket list floating around, and while it is sweet, it doesn't address the real issue here. So I challenge you to think about what you really want to experience in this lifetime before you go. The list can be as long, or as short as you'd like, but be honest. And when you are done, pass it on to a friend who you'd like to give a peek at your hopes for the future. And who knows, maybe someone else will find you have a goal in common, and plans to mark one off your lists together can be made. To make your own list, copy this note, then go to your profile page, click on the "Notes" tab and then "compose a new note." In the body portion paste this note and change the list. Ian's List 1. Work for NASA (Done) 2. Mountainbike the Bolivian Death Road from La Paz to Coroico 3. Drive a Ferrari at dangerous speeds through a major city and evade being stopped. 4. Make a major contribution to the world in the form of a charity organization or just volunteering m
Taggage
1. I didn't know what real love was until I had kids 2. There is only one man in the world I would trust with my life. He's also the only man I believe truly loves me, even though he's never said it out loud. 3. If I could spend the rest of my life cooking and having sex, I'd die with a smile. 4. If I had to forsake one of the above for the other, I'd want to kill myself. 5. I am not addicted to chocolate...despite being female. 6. Although I love girly things (makeup, nail polish, etc.) I consider myself low maintenance and take less time to get ready than most men I know. 7. I have pulled a transmission from a car in a junk yard. I even got my hair in the mud. Yay me. 8. I know how to change my own oil. I also know where to find eye candy in my town to do it for me. 9. I can install and remove snow chains...and am very glad I live where I no longer have to use those skills. 10. I AM addicted to caffeine, sex, chewy candy (Dots if ya got em), and quite
Rate Me Hard...i Looove It
Who do you want to Win? Pick your favorite Fu and Vote! Or... (repost of original by ' PebblesinAZ...Owned by Dragon Master...FAN ME, RATE ME, ADD ME' on '2009-02-20 07:49:10') (repost of original by '♥ஜ♥rꧧ rhh♥ஜ♥' on '2009-02-20 07:53:40')
I've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm not a big sweets eater but I do like Dark Chocolate 2.Training Day and Wedding Crashers are 2 of my favorite movies ever 3. I'm very anal about cleaning my car inside and out 4. I don't like country music 5. One of my favorite places to vaction is Myrtle Beach 6. I would like to go to Australia someday 7. When I retire it's going to be somewhere in the Carolinas 8. I'm a boxer briefs kinda guy 9. I don't have any tattoos 10. I prefer vodka over beer I will tag Kissy Face, Fairest of All, Tracey, Sweet T, and Blackmambaa
Come Show Me Luv
I AM IN A HOTTEST GIRLS ON FUBAR CONTEST, PLEASE CUM AND LOVE ON MY PIC AND LEAVE ME COMMENTS...IF YOU THINK I AM HOT CUM HELP TYVM...THE LINK IS BELOW CONTEST ENDS MARCH 7TH @ 12PM EASTERN TIME TY
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm honest 2. I attract idiots 3. I hate Fubar, but find myself on it daily. 4. I wish I kept up with the gym everyday becuz..I need to 5. I love to sky dive! 6. I'm a great friend!!! 7. I was prom queen..found out it's ghey! 8. I dig dorks!! we rawk!!! 9. Favourite drink is takillya baby! 10. I want to be a friggen rawk star!!!
Mass Control Give Away Review
Mass Control Give Away ReviewFrank Kerns Mass Control marketing was one of the best product launchs Ive seen in Internet Marketing history. His videos were brilliant but can the idea of building a relationship with your list really be that big a profit multiplier?Our lab put the idea to the test and heres the result. Now this is not meant to be an endorsement of Mass Control Marketing - the product is off the shelves. But hopefully, you will learn a ton from reading this post and observing the experiment we did.The friendly email beat the control by approximately 250% percent more sales.So this stuff does work. And as for us, were cutting back on salesly emails and investing more time in building a relationship with our list.
Things People Think On Here And Don't Say
Yes, of course you have big tits... you're fat. Yes, of course i care about you... you spend money on me. Your jeans do not make your ass look big, your ass makes your ass look big. That picture looks like crap. OMG you look horrible naked! wtf made you post those? just because you're a big woman does not mean you're a big "beautiful" woman. (disclaimer: some big chicks really are beautiful, i'm not saying all big chicks are ugly so get off my ass, thanks) of course i think you're hot, sweetie... you rate all my pictures. just because you're willing to pose naked doesn't mean we want to see it. no, sweetie, you're not shallow and stupid, it's quite the opposite.... (you're stupid and shallow)... i know i have no life. (well ok people DO say this one, but they rarely actually expect you to think they mean it... they want you to tell them that their life is fine... ) i'm sick of rating your pictures. i don't read your blogs, i just open them and browse ot
Pretty Cool
http://www.felonspy.com/search.html I'm just sayin...
American Curves
Check me out in this months american curves magazine www.americancurvesmag.com Sold at Barnes and Nobles.
Meet My New Owner!
cusmc1@ fubar Please go show him lotsa luv!
"kitten Gets Punished".....
I come back to my room to find you lying on my bed with no shirt on. Your eyes are closed as if you are sleeping, although I know that you aren't. I walk into the room and climb onto the bed next to you, putting my hand on your chest. I nuzzle your ear with my nose, trying to get your attention. You turn your head to the side to look at me, and then push me off of the bed, lightly. I sit on the floor looking confused, and you chuckle. "Strip for Master Darius..., Kitten." I slowly stand up, just in case you tell me to sit back down, but you permit my standing. I'm wearing a white button down shirt with a black bra underneath and a short plaid school girl skirt with a black satin thong under it. I begin to unbutton my shirt as slowly as possible, just to annoy you. When it is finally unbuttoned, I leave it on but open. Then I slide my skirt down to the floor, and slowly let my shirt drop off as well. You stop me and motion for me to walk over towards the bed. Once I'm near you,
Tagged Afriggingain.....
SO I got Tagged by: Serenity AKA Not That Girl, That Girl and Kloverlynn.. so far..If you plan on tagging me don't bother cuz i'm only doin this once. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat a lot of cheese 2. My boobs hang like gorilla knuckles 3. I love cotton underwear 4. I don't like fish 5. Regardless of what ppl think.. I am NOT bi or a lesbian. 6. I am a spoiler when I have a man 7. I have 5 O'clock shadow at 8 O' clock in the morning.. down there.... 8. I swallow 9. reading is my hobby 10. I'm addicted to midget porn and Ninja parades I refuse to tag anyone.. this vicious cycle has to end!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1...i've never flown 2...i have one leg bigger than the other 3...i'm bored of this already 4...i can't dive 5...i can roll my eyes 6...i can juggle 7...a warehouse roof fell on my car and squashed it 8...i have 13 bratz dolls 9...i love cream eggs 10...i was head prefect at school tagged elf, tt, neil, petri, kingslayer
Last Time.
I have been tagged going on about 10 times, soooo here is a new list. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have every Stephen King book. In hardcover. 2. I have a Bath And Body Works obsession. Preferably Warm Vanilla Sugar. 3. I have a scent obsession. My home has to smell awesome at all times. Firm believer in Febreeze, air fresheners, scented candles, tart warmers, and such. 4. My family calls me Sherry Boo. :| 5. I have a small dent at the top of my forehead that was so graciously given to me when I was 6 years old by my dear brother who decided it would be fun to throw a rock at me. 6. My first ever concert was Journey.
Im Ba Ck
IVE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO FUBAR AND SEE HOW THINGS GO ON HERE .......
Tagged
Instructions... Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird things,or random facts,or habits about yourself.At the end you must choose at least 5 people to be tagged,listing their names.Dont forget to leave a comment on their profile that says "your it",and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the same person that tagged you. 1. Open, honest and just a lil bit of a smart ass 2. Thinks intelligent men are wickedly HOT 3. Works in the field of education 4. Left handed 5. Favors hues of tranquil blue 6. Favorite toys include the pool in my yard, and my boat 7. Beverage of choice these days is Dr. McGillicuddy's 8. Believes kindness is beauty 9. Been to Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley 3X, and no I did not flash anyone 10. Have a billy goat named "Bob"...
Bored Looking For Friends
We are bored and looking to make new friends. hoping to meet differnt people through fubar.
Salutes
I don't salute!Don't see any CMH holders in here and no officers.Did my share in service.If you are that stuck up that you require a salute,I don't want to know you.
Always Listen To Your Gut
There was a lady I was friends w/ who's son was in my lil one's class... I started having problems w/ her son hurting my daughter such as pushing her down and even gave her a fat lip... I confronted her which was awkward for me since we were friends and her response was if my son hit your daughter she deserved it... Needless to say after that our friendship was never the same, she tried to still hang out and I kept her at a distant.. I did help her out once after that she came over to use my comp to load some pics on her myspace... In fact she even has a account on here.. Anyways she would call and I wouldn't call back come to find out she started looking really bad and skinny , I suspected she was on meth.. She has the most amazing boys 4 of them , and my heart goes out to them... I once dated someone who I later found out was on meth and I know first hand how evil that drug can make u.. He would get very abusive when he was coming down.. I left him once I knew he was doing it
Why The Hell Do All My Nightmares Involve Giant Spiders Lately?
So I'm trying to figure this out. Obviously, the title kinda says the WHOLE content of the blog, so I'll just flesh it out with detail. Every night the past two months, I've had some sort of nightmare. At least one. Usually two or three. That's why I'm ever so slightly more sarcastic in the MUMMs at times: LACK OF SLEEP. The infinite fury (haha, fury) has to come out somewhere, amirite? So anyway. Every single one involves a GIANT spider. I'm not afraid of spiders. They do not bother me. The only time they bother me is when they're near my bed. Then, they die. I actually think I've trained the spiders that live in my house NOT to go near my bed, because they no longer go anywhere near it - presumably, I've selected for spiders that don't like beds by killing every one that does. Anyway, spiders. Always giant spiders. The night before last I had this infinitely complex nightmare involving dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming and waking up not knowing if
Tagged Again!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. 1. I count everything. I can remember things as pictures in my head so if I dont have time to count them right then and there, I can count them in a mental picture later...and I do... 2. I tend to take myself too seriously and forgo having fun so I can keep an eye on everyone else around me. My girlfriends call me Wendy the Wall. In order to talk to them you have to go through me first...Good luck with that! 3. I was bitten by a dog when I was 12 and received over 200 stitches in and on my mouth. 4. I was in a car accident at 14 in which my left eye almost exploded...I received 150 stiches in that eye and I still have perfect vision. 5. If you insult my intelligence in anyway I will put you to the ground. It took me a long time to come to the terms that it is ok to be intelligent and I will never hide it again. 6. My moth
Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm Faithful 2. I like pistachios 3. I hate Fubar, but find myself on it daily. 4. I wish I kept up with skating...I was damn good at it! 5. I love singing! 6. I'm a horrible friend!!! 7. I don't have a gall bladder, and yes you really do need it! 8. I am into MMA fighting 9. Favourite drink, right now is pretty much anything with alcohol in it. I'm easy. 10. I want a frikkin bike!!!
You've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I enjoy meeting and adding new friends 2.feeling the wind from riding is awesome 3.I am very proud of having served my country (decorated member of Special Forces) 4.sharing random acts of kindness give me great pleasure 5.enjoy helping others 6.am very into stopping child abuse 7.love to cook for my friends and family 8.tequila is my drink of choice 9.my lady means the world to me 10.the greatest joy in life is To have loved and be loved I AM TAGGING... J ŧYHrlYLY, ''****rlf/gf of johnnyreb, ~ AXE_THROWER ~ "LOVE in a SPIRITUAL SENSE ,may mean SEDUCTION to a HIGHER LEVEL ", MB..fu ho to the awesome Big Papi!, johnnyreb~
Douches
i dont mean to go off on a rant here but whether it be here or in real life why are friends such fucking douchebags?....they come crying to you asking for this and that yet when its up to them to do something they are no where to be found?...they only seem to come out of the woodwork when they want something and then they get all butthurt when u refuse to help...is it so hard just to say hi?...i dont expect much just wanna be noticed.....i dealt with it last night with a friend of mine here in town....ive also dealt with it here...there are only a few people here that i truly care about and cosider a friend the others are just taking up my space...who you may ask well if i wanted to say i would...i will leave that up to you to decide who it is.... ok im done
Comments
All my friends know that I send daily comments and I get enough positive response to continue this effort but occassionaly I get a rogue message from a so-called friend telling me to stop sending them crap and then they block me... Not everyone likes the comments and I can certainly understand that but they simply need to tell me thank you but they don't like the daily comments. I guess politness is a fading quality on the FU these days. If you don't like the daily comments, all I ask is be polite in letting me know and if you don't want to be my friend anymore, again let me know politely
Mass Control Give Away Bonus
Mass Control Give Away BonusFrank Kern came out of the woodwork this weekend and just started spewing free content out at everyone with Mass Control Give Away.Of course, if you know any of Franks stuff, you definitely wont be one to complain about what hes doing.What he is doing, is launching the big Mass Control Giveaway. A series of videos chock full of content are being released all week about how you can make more money right now. See, Franks not one to hold back in his content, and that includes his free videos.So if you want to make more money, check them out right away. There is no doubt in my mind if you have seen or heard of Frank Kern then he has probably had a positive impact on your marketing.
Tagged
I'm gonna kick Limey in the balls for this. Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 3 tattoos and my nose is pierced. 2. I am adopted, I have one older sister, who is the daughter of my adopted parents. I have an older biological brother, we share the same parents, he is also adopted. I first met him when I was 30. 3. I am a student nurse at the grand old age of 41. 4. 2 years ago I weighed 220lbs due to medication. I now refuse to take that medication. 5. I was once in a violent relationship for 7 years. The guy is still an arse. 6. I'm pretty easy going until you piss me off!!! 7. I wear my heart on my sleeve and it gets me into so much tr
Freakin Tag!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a freak 2. I like to go to the extreme 3. I usually don't play these games, but I'm being a good sport 4. I LOVE, and I mean LOVE skydiving 5. I have a tough exterior, but I'm kinda a softie.. shhhhh don't tell 6. I'm a passionate person 7. Would love to settle down, but I'm not holding my breath 8. I like to fight, yeah, I'm a scrapper 9. Favourite drink, right now is rum and coke 10. I HATE dishonesty, and dishonest people
Dirty Sex
should i blog 67567567575675675675759898234234.9 times today??
Onoes Teh Tag, I R It!
Since I'm SO lazy, I'm just stealing Imy's instructions. And now, to think. Thinking. Thinking. Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Still thinking. Okay. I suppose I can't cheat and say "I have ten things on my profile already, bawwwwwww!", can I? No? Bugger. Fine. Some of these some people might already know. All of them at least one person on my list will know, but she's not been around for a bit, so. 1. I was born COMPLETELY covered in hair. Not just a little. ALL OVER. It was fine and it was downy and it was apparently rather soft. I still have it, except for the usual areas which are coarser, obviously. Like my face. 2. I'm a hopeless romantic. I
Llama Leveler Of The Day
Tempting Enchantress(FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch)^Llama Leveler^{One of Sarge's Bad Girls)@ fubar all Llama Levelers will rate 100 pics. each when done kindly leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks.
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was once sent to Tokyo for work for the period of a year, I dyed my hair red as I received so much grief for being a blonde western woman. The city did not impress me, and the idea of living there for a year seemed a nightmare. So I left after 2 months. 2. In my teens I became a keen writer, and had a collection of poems published at 14. 3. I am allergic to seafood 4. I am medical mystery and have 3 kidneys 5. In my teens I accumulated 8 piercings, none of which was in my ears. Today I have only one remaining and it is well hidden. 6. I am addicted to cherry coke 7. I have only 51% hearing, 50% of which is in my right ear.
My Lounge
click to see my work and leave a comment!
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I like to feel loved. 2)I love great conversation and get along with most of anyone. 3)I tend to get worked up over sometimes silly things. 4)I have a very imaginative mind (good and bad) 5)I am scared to be alone for the rest of my life. 6)I give my friends 100% of me until they piss me off...lol 7)My favorite color is Red. 8)I like trying new things. Esspecially in bed or where ever (trust me, just don't get caught in the booth at the club.. very embarassing) 9)I love to travel. 10)Would like to feel comfortable in my body. I tag: Hazel Inkspot Honey Dip
Tagged....again.....
By Door and Thatgirl. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. . I dream vividly, to the point its scary sometimes. . I share my dreams with teh people that were/are in them. . I have seen more mummette boobs then you have. . More mummettes have seen my boobs then mummers. . I would rather talk about sex then risk the person getting to know and or hurt the real me. . sometimes my feet stink. . I like crappy 40's style lounge singers with sultry voices. . Sweetness is my weakness. . I don't have my redwings, and I'm glad. ...Im not tagging anyone cuz well .. i hate this shit.
Romance!
I can't believe I forgot to post this for Valentine's Day. Sorry. But! It's still perfect for a first date.
Tagged!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am allergic to CAFFEINE!! eekk... 2. I have 2 tattoos on my right ankle and getting another one on the top of my foot with James. 3. I am a graduate of UGA and a total sports chick! 4. My hair is SHORT and SASSY just like ME! 5. I belong to an organization called Soldiers' Angels.. 6. I chew/pop bubble gum Wayyyyy tooo much!! 7. Men in Uniform make me HORNY!! omg lmao (ok, that was like totally RANDOM) 8. I wanna learn sign language! 9. I have road rage.. and speed alot..lmao!! 10. I have lived in Japan for 4 years and speak a little Japanese.. I TAG: JoJo James Duane Gunny David Crazee Michelle Steven Ra
He Fucking Lies(footie)
i do not hat everything, i do like a few things things i love my children, my husband, music, paint, otr show, reading about serial killers, twilight, dexter, knives, tv court shows, forensics, murder mysteries, my new washer and dryer, my parents, rocks, the smell of sheets off the clothesline, towels, blankets, baking,mcnuggets, singing, crafting, gardening, reading, more music, more reading, dying my hair, freaking people out, getting drunk and getting free lap dances cause the strippers here like me, going for coffee in the middle of the night, notebooks, pens, my grandma, paper, sharpies, chocolate, candles, incense, tarot cards, crystals, my tiny tv in my kitchen, my zune,, playing wiht my kids, the sound of their laughs, baths, showers , but im afraid of going into the water when we go swimming, walking in the woods by myself, second hand stores, my friends, remembering the feel of the only time i had sex on the beach. and i think thats enough about me for the moment
Ily Ummm
You may never hear I love you slip through my parted lips If you can't see it in the things I do you may never understand its grip Those are mere words uttered bare too often without thought or true care Mistaken so often for desire or thrill and not thought through intentions and will So, if one day I say it you will truly know it comes from deep within and never will it go. I do = I accept you as my own I love you = I accept you as you are and what you are to become
I Want A Refund!
Today's fortune cookie: You are blessed with good health and financial independence. What part of having no job and getting breast cancer fits that?!?!
This Is How A Girl Should Be Treated
This is how a girl should be treated To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"... To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful... To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town or states to see her... To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down... To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls... To every guy that said he would die for her... To every guy that really would... To every guy that did what she wanted to do... To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her... To every guy that kisses her with meaning... To every guy that hugs her when she's sad... To every guy that hugs her for no reason... To every guy who would give their jacket up for her... To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe... To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes
What It Is!
WHAT IT IS! Some years ago I was at Kennedy airport with my teacher Pir Vilayat Inayat Khan. We had to take a long walk between terminals and I took the opportunity to ask him a question that had been on my mind for some time. I tend to puzzle over very broad patterns in how humanity evolves and, at the time, I had been thinking a lot about the coming age and the effect on the relationship between men and women. I was aware that patriarchy had been the main force for several thousand years but I could feel a slight slippage in its power. From my reading of history it was obvious that matriarchy had at one time been the norm and had been replaced by patriarchy starting around 3000 - 4000 years ago. It seemed to me that, as modernity really took hold, the next phase would be one of balance between the sexes. So I asked Pir Vilayat if this would be so. He got this very disgusted look on his face and said, "No, matriarchy will be the next stage." He did not seem at all happy a
Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am very descriptive in conversation 2.I get along with women better then men ..so sometimes men don't like me because of that. 3. I have an oral fixation(love to eat pussy)if & when it comes to a woman if she is worthy. 4.I have been celibate for 18months 2weeks 3 days 13hours and counting. 5.I wear a size 9 1/2 shoe I am 5'9 and am living proof that a man's height and shoes size doesn't determine his dick size cause i am well endowed. 6.Women feel at ease being themselves and confiding in me without fear of being judged. 7.I love jazz music. 8.I write poetry. 9.I am somewhat of an exhibitionist 10.I am in love with someone eventhoug
Fu-weddings
ARE YOU MAD THAT FUBAR WANTS TO MAKE YOU PAY 50USD TO HAVE A FU-WEDDING AND YET YOU STILL WANNA BE VIRTUALLY MARRIED TRY GOING TO www.virtualvows.com AND HAVE A FREE WEDDING
Job
I am going to go apply for a few jobs today, wish me luck... Sucky thing is, with my carpal tunnel I will end up screwing myself in the future because I am going to apply for some house keeping jobs at a few hotels that are near by... BUT RIGHT NOW I need ANYTHING! No Income SUCKS!
Try 2 Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a lunatic 2. I'm only scared of myself 3. I KEEP trying to figure out women 4. I eat jalapeno peppers whole 5. I would love to "settle down" 6. I have hard-core authority issues. 7. My favorite drink is Red Bull and cherry vodka 8. I'm a "people watcher" 9. ok, I'll say it...I like to cuddle. 10. I can shift gears and change lanes, using my blinker and everything, doing a wheelie on a motorcycle. NOW. I gotta find some folks to tag
514 Ate My Balls
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I was in gifted and talented classes since kindergarten 2. I took my ACTs when i was in 7th Grade 3. I Barely passed High School. My High Iq didnt matter; I got bored ad quit things a LOT 4. I don't have Morals. I follow a Code 5. I Believe equally in creationism and evolution 6. Im EXTREMELY self conscious, though not many may see that, reflected in my attitude 7. All i know is Ball, Good...And RAPE 8. Some say Dork, Some Say Geek...But im a big LOTR, Star Wars, Trekkie, and 4chan fan.. 9. I Read Tarot Cards 10. I had a crush on a gypsy girl, once, when i was 12 Screw the tagging rules, im alt
I`ve Been Tagged...
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I HAVE ALL WHOLE CONVERSATIONS IN MY SLEEP... OUT LOUD! 2. I FANTASIZE IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME. 3. I AM TRULY 38 YEARS OLD! 4. I MOAN SO MUCH AND SO GOOD IN MY SLEEP... MY MAN DON`T KNOW WEATHER TO DO ME OR CHOKE ME! .. SO I`M TOLD. LMAO! 5. I AM TRULY THE MOTHER OF 3 ALMOST GROWN CHILDREN. 6. ITS A FACT THEY CALL ME ... HONEY DIP! 7. I LIKE TO HAVE SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 8. ITS A RANDOM FACT THAT #7 REALLY TURNS ME ON! 9. THEY CALL ME HONEY DIP BECAUSE ITS THE COLOR OF MY SKIN. 10. ITS A FACT... I KNOW HOW TO RAISE A ROOSTER .. THE CANDY ROOSTER IS MY MAN! I AM TAGGING... GOTHIC SLAVE, HAWK, THE SWEETEST TA
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a lunatic 2. I'm only scared of myself 3. I KEEP trying to figure out women 4. I eat jalapeno peppers whole 5. I would love to "settle down" 6. I have hard-core authority issues. 7. My favorite drink is Red Bull and cherry vodka 8.
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN A GOOD MOOD AND I'M NOT 2)I EAT CHEESECAKE EVERYDAY 3)I'M THE YOUNGEST FROM 10 KIDS 4)I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH MUSIC ON 5)I GET JEALOUS FROM LITTLE KIDS SOMETIMES 6)I'M A CLEAN FREAK 7)A 5 YEAR OLD EATS MORE THEN I DO 8)I'M ANEMIC 9)I NEVER DRANK IN MY LIFE BUT I SMOKE 10)I BITE MY NAILS (5 PEOPLE I CHOOSE ARE) *METALMISTRESS *ITALIANBELLA *MR TOMMY *COLONEL *CHULO
Wtf...514 Is Goin Down...grr Tagged
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I dream of working for border patrol..but only so I can improve my aim. 2. I spent 4 days in jail for attempted rape. 3.One of the above statements is true. 4. I cant chew puffy cheetos...I suck on them until they kinda dissolve. 5. I have had 3 TIA's in the last 3 years...explains alot I guess. 6. I have an obsession with serial killers. 7. I have an excellent plan to get away with murder. 8. I actually read my horoscope...mostly for comic relief. 9. I masturbate to excess...to the point I am developing medical conditions. 10.Most of these statements are true...IRDGAF if you know which ones or not.
I'm Sorry
Im sorry That I bought you roses to tell you that i like you. I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry That I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry That I am actually nice, not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you o
Friday, Feb. 20
Totally made up news: Financial matters are in the news again today as the banking industry downgrades Bank of America and Citigroup to junk bond status (not made up). The US treasury has decided to forgo the use of money, and in turn we will be using something that currently has more value than the US dollar: rocks. That's right ladies and gentlemen, pull out your picks because at this rate dirt will be more valuable than our currency before long. Saddle your cows and start hauling the goods. Today in history: In 1792 U.S. President George Washington signed the Postal Service Act thereby creating the U.S. Post Office. Parts of the act establish several foundational rules for the post office, including the rule that they will always have at least a twenty minute wait, and all employees must eventually go crazy. In 1880 the American Bell Company was incorporated. They never made any Bells. Ever. Well, maybe the ones in the phones, but no real bells. Sad day for bells everywh
You Give Me Something
You only hold me when I sleep I was meant to tread the water But now I've gotten in too deep For every piece of me that wants you Another piece backs away 'Cos you give me something That makes me scared, alright this could be nothing But I'm willing to give it a try Please give me something Cos someday I might know my heart You only waited up for hours Just to spend a little time alone with me Like I say I've never bought you flowers I can't work out what they mean Never thought I'd love someone That was someone else's dream 'Cos you give me something That makes me scared, alright And this could be nothing But I'm willing to give it a try Please give me something Cos someday I might call you from my heart But it might be a second too late And the words that i could never say Gunna come out anyway 'Cos you give me something That makes me scared, alright And this could be nothing But I'm willing to give it a try Please give me something Mmm.... 'Co
Little Life
One of my friends gave his new baby the middle name "Josephine." It's an old name, but a lovely one, and it made me think of Josephine Foster. She's a folk singer, clearly not suited to everyone's tastes, but I think some of her songs are beautiful. (And yes, some of them make me want to stick a screwdriver in my eardrum. Philips head, for extra perforation.) Foster's voice is haunting, discordant but somehow perfectly suited to a lullaby. She has the kind of voice I've heard in dreams, drifting out an open window in the nighttime. I poked around online, wanting to share some of her music with my friend. And I found this: Now I can't stop singing it. O, little life, how did you be so lucky?
World
This world of ours In this world that we live in Things change all the time People come, people go Love arrives, love will flow In this world that we live in Nothing is set in stone People young, people old Seasons come, seasons go This world of ours is ever changing Nothing lasts forever. The sky is blue, the grass is green The water ever clean The birds a sing, as the glide on their wings This world of ours is a beautiful thing Take care of it please I beg of you Most people dont have a clue For when we are gone dead and in the ground Who the world becomes a hand me down To our children we give things lovely place Quickly now act with haste Right our wrongs clean up the world For shouldnt it be as beautiful for our kids As it was for us This world of ours is a beautiful thing Please dont let it die with us.
The Truth About Working In The Bpo / Call Center Industry:
1. We work weird (night) shifts... Just like prostitutes. 2. They pay you to make the client happy... Just like a prostitute. 3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Just like a prostitute. 4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Just like a prostitute. 5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Just like a prostitute. 6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Just like a prostitute. 7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Just like a prostitute. 8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Just like a prostitute. 9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Just like a prostitute. 10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doin
I Almost Peed
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6lbs). Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this are finished now... Men reading this are still busy looking at their thumbs.
A News Article I Read Today Lol
This is kind of long, but I had to share it- what a fucking joke! People need to quit being so thin skinned and offended over every little thing. To be so vain to think everything is about you? Please. _______________________________________ NEW YORK (CNN) -- A day after publishing a cartoon that drew fire from critics who said it evoked historically racist images, the New York Post apologized in a statement on its Web site -- even as it defended its action and blasted some detractors. A New York Post cartoon has sparked a debate over race and cartooning this week. A New York Post cartoon has sparked a debate over race and cartooning this week. Many of those critical of the cartoon said it appeared to compare President Obama to a chimpanzee in a commentary on his recently approved economic stimulus package. "Wednesday's Page Six cartoon -- caricaturing Monday's police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut -- has created considerable controversy," the paper said a
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Mass Control Syndicate
Mass Control SyndicateIn his latest product Mass Control, Frank Kern teaches you how he can make a whopping 275 times more than the average from utilizing his powerful email marketing strategies.I strongly encourage you guys to watch the Mass Control videos. The FREE content in these videos are even better than most of the $347 courses and $1000 seminars I have been to. And Ive been to plenty.Franks concept of Mass Control lies in ONE big idea. It is an ideas so big that Ive never looked at list building and e-mail marketing the same way ever again.His big idea is this: The money isnt in the list. The money is in the RELATIONSHIP you have with that list. Ok stop reading and let that idea sink in.Do you see the massive impact that this one idea can have for your entire email-marketing strategy?Mass Control teaches you the ways of Seductive Selling, to build such a great relationship with your list that they cant help but give you money since youre a trusted friend who can solve
Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love cupcakes they are probably my fav sweet thing to eat 2. I enjoy peeing in the shower, its invigorating 3. I love going commando, when i do wear underwear its for someone else's benefit 4. I tend to think that Im right all of the time 5. Some of my nicknames include: sunshine, flirty, Special K, and cat eyes 6. I can shake my butt in about 25 different ways 7. My favorite book is The Palm Wine Drinkard by Amos Tutuola 8. I enjoy shots of a drink called "Dirty Bong Water" 9. M.P. and I dated for 5 years 10. I drool all over the place when I sleep I will tag Honey Dip, Misterfeet, Mr. Morningwood, Nay-Nay th
Tagged..again..by 514
nstructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to ski. 2. I have danced since I was 3...even used to do competitive ballroom for a few years 3. I have 13 piercings 4. I am having a hell of a time coming up with these since I was already tagged twice..and I am just NOT that fuckin fascinating. 5. I was raised on a military base. 6 Because of #5 I cuss enough to make a Marine blush. 7. I can wiggle my ears. 8.I really am an asshole in R/L I can give references if ya want. 9. I rode on back of a motorcycle all the way from Colorado Springs to ND for Sturgis 1997 10. I was banned from my first lounge yesterday And..AGAIN 1. Rhythm &
I Cryed
when you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parent
Its Only Me
im shaun, im irish, i love getting tattoos and giving them. id rather get them i think more than the other. but ive made some dumb decisions in my past but i wouldnt take any of them back because i ve learned from them and now im a stronger and smarter person, i love to make people laugh and to keep u smiling
Come Love Me
OK this is my very first auction and i know someone wants to own me. So here is the link check it out and bid on me... please lovers you all http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=173531&albumid=1519265&i=555131485
Walk For A Cure - Ms
My father passed away on April 26, 2007. He was diagnosed with MS when i was in Jr. High. Every day I miss him and every day I wish there was a cure. He's no longer here to fight, but I am. For the past 8 years I have been participating in the MS walk for a cure. I was robbed of a father too young. He lost who he was because of this illness. I am fighting for a cure so that no other children will have to say this. CLICK HERE TO DONATE!!! please donate. even if its $5. You will be doing so much more than you can imagine. Also if you could please repost this link in your own notes section I will totally buy you a drink or take that $5 i would pay for a drink and donate it to the walk. If you know someone in the south burbs that has been effected by MS, there is a support group available. The head of it is the nicest woman i've ever known. The group welcomes new members with open arms and hearts and have more compassion than any group of people i've met. They have a common interest they a
In The Pipeline
I am in the process of finishing my first feature film and moving on to my second. If you are from the southwest and are looking for a break in an indi film visit our official site at www.rampantentertainment.com
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I Am In Auction!!!
I am in auction!!!! We are also having a contest on rates for the auction photo... If you wanna own me... have unlimited access to my private pics... get salutes from me... etc... bid... if you can't bid, please at least take a moment to rate it!!! Thank you!!! Love and kisses... Lera!!! Will you rate this for me... PLZZZZ!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1431645&albumid=1501875&i=2554809942&idx=0#1120460808
Kidspark Open Late; Offers Flexible, Fun, Safe, Hourly Care.
KidsPark open late; offers flexible, fun, safe, hourly care.
I've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Fact: I'm 24 and I have a daughter who is 5, she is my life. 2. I love to play poker, pool, I like golf, pretty much any sport...kinda a tomboy. 3. I have a man that's younger than me for the first time in my life lol and I'm in love with him. 4. Only wears thongs....if not, I won't wear anything lol 5. Music is my life....I listen to pretty much anything but I love older stuff like Isley Brothers, Musiq Soulchild, H-Town, Sade, Shai, Donnell Jones, etc....... 6. I drive a busted ass '92 La Sabre that I wouldn't give up lol 7. Is kinda a sex fiend........ 8. I am a very irritable person....not a good thing lol 9. Is a suck
Missing You...didnt Forget You
As a few of you know..I am in Florida on vacation until the middle of march. Unfortunately the pc connection in campgrounds is awful (for real) I bought an air card hoping it would be the better way to go but never buying one before or doing any research on them proved fatal. If you do not see me on much this is the reason why. took me only 3 days reach the 5gb limit (and $200) So if I am not on thats the reason. I will make up the love when I get home. Italian Princess ..my sister needs help in contest If you`ve read this then you know how much she means to me...please help her thank you all..talk when I can much love, Debbie
Pimpout For Newtrend....test Only
HAPPY HOUR & AUTO 11'S ARE ON!!! HURRY COME GET YOURSELF A LIL OF TheNewTrend!!! WANT SOME POINTS??? WELL COME ON HIT ME UP!!! RATE, FAN, & ADD ME AND LEVEL UP!!! REMEMBER SHOW LOTS OF LOVE AND REPOST FOR ME!!! CLICK ON THE PIC TO COME ON IN!!!! THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BABZ.....THENEWTREND'S AUCTION OWNER!!! GO SHOW SOME LUV!!! ~z~ $$t. Ha Gt @ TPG ~Owned By The New Trend@ fubar
63k To Level! Help Her!
UPDATE # 2!!! Ok, she's on Auto's and has only 63k to Disciple! Drop some love on her page! Synful Sinsations *FuWifey to SexiSam! ~Protected by Kanwulf Pirate Lord@ fubar
10 Radom Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) the only thing i have ever feared is falling off a horse, again....i was like 3 the first time and ive never got on another one. 2)lost more friends to murder then years i have been on this earth 3)i have this thing for COCO by channel, if a 178 year old women with 1 eye and green lip hair, with 9 black teeth that shot out at me and hit me in the eye as she said hello, wore it....id have to go buy a razor, some dentures and mouthwash for her.....cause im gunna try and hit that....lmao the one eye thing i think i could look past...see i have some depth in me...pardon the pun 4)sometimes the stuff that
Imy Made Me Do It.
Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I just got out of the shower and I iz covered in hives. This happens pretty much everytime I shower, weird. Apparently I have the water too hot, but who doesn't love scalding hot showers? 2. I can't stand open doors. If I am in a room then I will have to close all the doors completely. This is why I don't like hallways. :| 3. I don't like to swear. If I ever do then you'll know you iz in very very big trouble. :o 4. I am one of those annoying people who likes to be good at everything, I'm also the one most likely to want to compare test scores. 5. I get huffy and annoyed if I can't do something. 6. I'm a Virgo.....t
Angry And Yet Hopefull
Never in life have I been a vindictive person usually just let stuff roll right off my back and chalk it up to a lesson learned and a mistake I won't let happen again. Going through divorce is really testing me . I have two constants in my life right now first I love my children , and second I truly love a man that came into my life at a time I least expected it . So many things are out wieghing my constants that some days I am so over whelmed and fighting off anger and being miserable . The soon to be X husband swore he would never take the kids away from me , but hell he swore his vows too and fucked them all up one by one . Hard to trust anyone after being with someone 16 years watching your youth fly by and over time hating yourself more and more . Being a firm believer that no matter what you are going through someone else is going through something a bit worse I find myself sitting here pushing on and pushing foward. The kids have been sick and on "his days" have been left for me
Rant Of Understanding.... (1-09)
I would never hold someone, back from going after what they want. Because I have been: pushed down, held back, turned down and halted. Stopped, misguided, and redirected. Pulled over, held on to, let go of. Uninspired, underestimated, and over stimulated. Talked down to, let down, teased, and guilted. Burdened with responsibility and given up my identity. Run over, overlooked, appeased. Broken, bruised, unappreciated, and disrespected. Every word coming from someone who LOVEd me. So go for it, do what you want, and say what you will. Knowing in the end, someone cares for you still.
Celldweller
the versatile outlet of the artist, performer, producer, songwriter, programmer, and remixer Klayton, began as a producer pseudonym in the early 90s. Now, over a decade later, Klayton uses the name to deliver his vision of progressively combining multiple genres of music. Taking a unique approach to mixing styles, Celldweller fuses the electronics of drum & bass and techno, with rock and orchestral elements, meshing the synthetic and the organic, darkness with beauty, into a cohesive blend entirely its own. Check him out @ celldweller.com fixtmusic.com or myspace.com/celldweller
I'm So Lucky
And he lives lives 5-10 minutes away! Lucky me! badboy4lif...: want to trade nude pics then? ->badboy4lif...: well we're not finding out badboy4lif...: bet i could make u like it ->badboy4lif...: your mom must be proud badboy4lif...: yeah well the difference between them and me is i have it in real life ->badboy4lif...: oh I'm sure its truth..all men are 10 inches long online badboy4lif...: yes 10inches...no lie... ->badboy4lif...: rofl...10 inches eh? badboy4lif...: id love to have my 10inch cock inside you ->badboy4lif...: yeah I can see that badboy4lif...: mine wasnt ->badboy4lif...: that was SARCASM badboy4lif...: slide my cock so slowly deep inside you ->badboy4lif...: yeah cuz if I dont let strangers lick me, I'd let them inside me badboy4lif...: ho about be inside you? ->badboy4lif...: I dont let strangers lick me badboy4lif...: want me to? ->badboy4lif...: why's that? badboy4lif...: oh yeah ->badboy4lif...: yeah? badboy4lif...: would love to taste you
Tag From Ninja ;)
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a freckle on my upper lip 2) I have the ability to lick my own boob 3) I unfortunately crack my knuckles; and my toe knuckles crack no matter how many times I crack them 4) I don't do random sex; I unfortunately am a hopeless romantic and get emotionally attached it sucks... 5) When Im nervous I have to play with my hair... I know its ditzy; but its who I am... 6) The worst piercing I have ever done was my cartlidges; I had both done and they hurt a year later so I took them out... they hurt worse than my tattoo... 7) My favorite animal is a white siberian tiger and I want to get one as a pet..
Ugh
I am starting to think...that no one really wants a good person in life. Everyone says they want someone who treats them right and loves them back...but I really don't think people do. If you do why would you go back and let someone have another chance who has hurt you. I just really dont get it. Even friendship wise...you say you want someone to care for you and love you...but when they express their concern u flip out on them ...I just dont get it...maybe i should turn into a bitch and not give a shit about anyone or anything and maybe i will find a good man to do anything for me!!!!
10 Random Things Bout Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. OK FIRST OFF IM THE MOST LOVING CARING PERSON BUT IF U DO ME WRONG I WILL FUK UR WHOLE MF WORLD UP YEA THATS ME DEAL WIT IT 2. I SUCK AT SPELLING LOL 3. I DONT DO DRUGS N I HAVENT EVER 4. I SING ALOT 5. IM VERY INDEPENDENT 6. I HATE FAKE PPL 7. IM OUT GOING BUT CAN BE SHY IF AROUND TOO MANY PPL I DONT KNOW 8. I FUKIN HATE MF DRAMA 9. I LOVE POEMS N QUOTES 10. I LOVE THE LIL THINGS THEY MAKE ME HAPPIER THEN ANYTHING ELSE TAGGED 1. SMASH & DASH 2. PREFRS 3. TLL 4. TAD 5. HAZEL
Updates N Shit
Have to stay relatively local until my divorce is final. I'm only on the net in the mornings and working nights right now so If I don't get back to you right away I will. Just wanted to let ya'll know what was going on! xoxox Kat
Move ~~ Get ~ Out ~ The ~way
IT IS SAYED THAT ALL MAN ARE -- DOG -- rrrruffff -- lol-- but my tale is between my legs and up my -- ass -- am i being ~~ fuck ~~ by --you --and --me --lol...
Just Me Venting
Yanno its pretty bad when peeps need to go to your page JUST to NSFW pix.. and to make it worse not even pix that should be marked as NSFW.. i mean belly dnacing pix.. cmon now.. shyt.. grow the fuk up and be a man.. so i go to his page to see his shyt.. he doesnt accept Shouts.. and no one can check out his page cept friends.. what a fukn COWARD!!!!!!!!!!
Mass Control Monthly
Mass Control MonthlyMass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into.I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped working on anythin
Maybe
Maybe Maybe you could take a lil' piece of my pain Maybe you can make it all feel the same Maybe you can burn this night in my brain Maybe you can find someone else to blame For all this pain Maybe Maybe you could tell me about your worst fear Don't say it out loud, whisper in my ear Ain't never felt nothing' like this here Maybe you can see things a lil' more clear Dry away your tear I love you are just three words that are overused when we're talking Love and friendship, situations get confusing so often Maybe I should give this woman my namea piece of my pain Maybe Maybe we can talk about all my dreams Watch them all come apart at the seams Sometimes when it rains it really teams Sometimes they cut diamonds with laser beams..whatever that means I love you are just three words that are overused when we're talking Love and friendship, situations get confusing so often Maybe I should give this woman my timethat would be fine Maybe I love yo
I Iz The 'it' Guy
First off, I'd like to thank BA for her ever so thoughtful act *makes plans to get that bish bac* Instructions - Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I was going to put about being circumcised as my first thing but, as I just disclosed that to the whole of the Fu, I might need to think of another 1. I am the seventh son. That might mean something to any wiccans who read this. 2. I left my maternal home at the age of 13 yrs. 3. I left school with hardly any education but, now I have a degree in Youth & Community work. I now work in a good job and am in a position of having a good career progression path. I thank my Gods on a regular basis. 4. As a younger man I used d
Oh Please. Just Grow Up!
My boyfriend has this rather annoying habit that is a throwback to teenage years. Remember when you first started dating, and saying those three little words was embarrassing? Girls would blush when they said it, guys wouldn't say it at all if their friends were around, because it wasn't "manly." Ken has never been big on PDA's and he won't even hold my hand after 8 years. He says it feels weird, but that's fine. That isn't what bothers me. What annoys me is that he will NOT say "I love you" over the phone if he thinks someone else is listening. He is a Semi Truck driver, and he trains people so if you do the math that means: 1-we speak on the phone most of the time and 2-he has a student on the truck most of the time and therefore I have like a 1/50 chance (or less these days since he has two students on the truck this month) of hearing him say it. Its not just in the Semi truck when he gets ILY shy. If we have company over or we are out in public, he won't say it ei
Yup, 150 Lol
1.My brain sometimes moves faster then my mouth 2.Bipolar 3.I yearn to be more then what I am 4.Im known to dye my hair odd colors 5.Also get new random piercings 6.My car is a standard 7.I ride quads and i love it 8.I dont mind getting dirty 9.I have 6 older brothers 10.Im adopted 11.i dont wear yellow gold 12.I destroy food when im full or I will keep eating it! 13.When something makes me happy I say its just like Christmas 14.Someone once told me that women who take good care of their feet take good care of their vags. so my toes always look nice 15.I am a perfume whore 16. I used to draw on my pants when i was in high school 17.I draw my emotions. 18.I write my emotions 19.I cry over stupid shit like people eating alone in resturants 20.I snowboard 21.I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt 22.I like it when people stare at me. 23.Then i get pissed that they are staring LOL 24.I have had the same cat since i was in
Ghey Dimples
So, the doctor decided that I was enough of a fatasses to need speed, so I'm taking pills and dieting. My guy, who has to do everything that I do, decided to join me. Anyway, his caloric intake requirements are about three times mine, but he eats about the same amout that I do, so he's obviously losing a fuck ton of weight. Last night, he smiled, and I noticed a dimple... an honest to god gayfag dimple. That is all.
Cause Im A Loser
Ok, no one tagged me so I'm tagging myself! 1. I read 2-3 books a week. 2. I can't pass by a baby without touching it. 3. I am a pasta freak. Eat it 4-5 times a week. 4. I have been a single mom for 9 years and they're still alive. 5. I have to sleep with a fan on. 6. I also have to keep my feet covered in bed so that the monsters under there can't get me. 7. I have 5 cats because I take in strays. 8. I can cook just about anything. 9. My father lives 6 miles away and I see him about 3 times a year. 10. I love my friends on Fu!
I Believe
hello all ok...instructions once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things , facts , or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names.Don't forget to leave a comment that says "tagged you're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You can't tag the person who tagged you ...i believe 1. that if you think you can or if you think you can't...your right 2. i need more flavored coffee...an essential breakfast item 3. that my 6 year old son needs a reality check 4. my favorite color is purple 5. i used to live in a city where sausage was celebrated in the first weekend of august with a city wide celebration 6. ther are other life forms similar to what we are 7. the person that tagged me is awsome thanks nicole !! 8. that the lawn should consider itself emo so it would cut itself 9. pet food makers should consider making butt flavored pet food 10. astronom
Im It!!!!!..........tagged By Top Knotch
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink too much Mt Dew 2. I have never met my father 3. I dont own a phone 4. I am emotional trainwreck at times 5. i love reptiles....I wish to own a large lizard...... 6. i love boobs...and a nice ass doesnt hurt either( as if you all dont know that ) 7. As a teenager, i was walking along looking at some chick and walked dead into a pole with a bunch of my friends witnessing the entire ordeal..*embarrasing!!!!!!!!!* 8. I need a car 9. i love Italian food 10. I think the female form is the ultimate form of art.......... I dont know who else got tagged so im just gonna leave it at that.......
Tagged (again) By Jai-bear
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I like frilly things 2. I used to bite my nails til they bleed 3. I hate cooking 4. I think penises look hawt 5. I hate sappy shit 6. I hung out with Cannibal Corpse and got a ride home in a tour bus 7. I am super unflexible, like a wooden board 8. I hate piercings 9. My dad lives a floor above me 10. I once kicked someone in the nuts, causing him to pass out. im tagging the following: Jai-bear Jai-bear Jai-bear Jai-bear Jai-bear
Tag...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I am very shy around pretty women 2.)i have been clinicly dead twice, once at birth and 10 yrs. ago, i died at age 7 but it wasn't in a hospital. 3.) I lost a sibling when i was 12, he was 21. 4.) I've seen ghosts and the house i owned when i was married was haunted. 5.) I am a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialists of America. 6.) I am a card carrying member of the NRA and hold a sharpshooter bar 9. 7.) I was in the seminary to become a Catholic priest, when I became a father... 8.) I've been published but not under my own name, and my pseudonym is just one word. 9.) I have been told by
Fumarriage Proposals
In the past day I've gotten 2 marriage requests. Don'tcha think that's a bit fucked up being as I'm already Fu-married? What makes you think I spent $50 to get married just so I can spend $25 to get divorced then have to pay another $50 to marry you which I'll then inevitably divorce you costing me another $25?? And you can't use the lame excuse "I clicked on it on accident" because when you click to fu-propose it takes you to a screen double checking if you want to fu-propose to that person. So you knew damn well what you were doing. Not to mention why the fuck would you want to marry someone you've never talked to? It just doesn't make any sense! Fubar needs to alter it so when your married you can't be propose to someone that's already married. Or at least give us the ability to deny the marriage proposals we get. When I get the proposals and click on it so i can decline it says i'm already married to ay bay bay. But it doesn't give me the option to decline the proposals.
Why Do Woman Act Childish?
Why is it woman complain about not having a good baby father..but yet the father is trying to be in his child life but the mother aint letting him. I mean dam he is always asking to come see the child and is always buying stuff for his son but you wont let him see his son or give the stuff to you for the child. but yet she complaining cuz he dont do shit for the child..thats exactly why men dont want to take care of theyre child because of woman like that. Woman need to grow up and act like a mother. I know it aint all woman who are actin like that. and that there are men out there who aint tryin to do nothing for theyre child. but woman need to realize when a man is tryin to be there. because if you dont you will end up like the woman i no..being taken downtown for a custody battle over a 1 year old boy. i dont understand how a mother can put her son threw all this just because ur baby father moved on to somebody else that u dont like..i mean come on u moved on so y not let him..
Immigrants And Social Security
This really pisses me off. I have nothing against people immigrating to our country, but, when they're treated better than those that have lived here their entire lives, I have a serious problem with it. This is an insult and a kick in the pants to all of us... Get mad and pass it on - I don't know how, but maybe some good will come of this travesty. If the immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004. She is only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there's a 'catch 22'. It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890. Each can also obtain an additional $580 in social assistance, for a total of $2,470 a month. This compares to a single pensioner, who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in old age
Price Of Children
The Price of Children This is just too good not to pass on to all. Here is something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about price shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140.00 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, * $171.08 a week. * A mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is; don't have children if you want to be 'rich.' Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140.00? * Naming rights . First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hol
Excitement
Last night at 2am I was outside smoking at work, when I heard this terrible barking noise, like 2 dogs are getting hit or something. Then they were howling. It completely freaked me out, since it sounded just a coupla feet away in the woods. They were goin nuts, and I called the cops. Thats when they said that those were...coyotes. I was freaked out that those things would come into the lobby (it already happened once) in a pack or something, so the cops said they would send in the patrol car to check it out. Since I'm typing this, I wasn't mauled or anything But I was expecting to. Whats worse than coyotes? A pestering guy that wouldn't leave me alone at work. He is from India, and is super nice and funny. But it gets stale when he comes up to the FD when I just get there, then tries flirting for hours. Dont you get the hint that I dont feel like talkin when I'm messaging to my friends on yahoo and not even lookin at you?? Last night he asked me out to an Indian res
Just A Quick Hello Or Something.
I'm only going to be around for about 30 minutes. I have to get ready for work, work until 4, spend a little time with the boys, get ready again, then go bowling. I won't be back on here again until 10 or after. Just wanted to tell everyone Good Morning and Have a great weekend. I'm too lazy to leave comments.
#90 Phone Scams
I had just recently received an e-mail from my half-sister regarding this this phone scam. According to reports, a person would receive a call where the caller idetifies himself as a telephone representative that needs to check a problem with the lines. The person would be asked to press either 90# or #90 and then hang up. What actually happens is that would give the caller permission to use that specific phone line to place long distance calls. Now, while this is true, there is a bit of fallacy to this scam. This will only affect business, government, etc. phone lines where a person must dial a 9 in order to place an outside call. It also will only affect those lines that allow long-distance calls. It will not affect residential or cell phones. To verify this, please go to: http://www.snopes.com/fraud/telephone/jailcall.asp This has been circulating for a while so I felt maybe those that have received it should know the full facts regarding the scam.
Lazily Tagged By Poetic
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I ate an earthworm for $10 at age 12. 2. My first concert was Prince - Purple Rain Tour 3. My Aunt calls me Toilet Paper, because my initials are T.P. 4. I have never smoked Marijuana. 5. At 9years old 70% of my face was burned from opening a pressure cooker. 6. In 5th grade I sold Zinc tablets to two guys lookin to buy speed. 7. I admire Musicians most of all 8. I love Bulls eye BBQ sauce in my Velveta Shells and Cheese. 9. I have a tattoo that only one person (besides myself) knows the meaning of 10. I have had a gun pulled on me 3 times in my life, so far
Another Blame The Fat Sonny Friday !
Once again its Friday folks and like every other day of the week the day always Has a theme Wednesdays are always hump day & on this site it seems Tuesdays are tied up well Friday is blame fat sonny Friday thats right blame me for everything wrong on here like everyone else does This is a fun game for me I love seeing what everyone comes up with to blame me for the stuff the morons blame me for is def funny they act like I have my finger on the buttons of the fu & of course all the fat sonny haters will open this cause well no lives & nosy seems to fit them Im going to name some of them here now make sure you check and dont blame me for whats already here k lol 1)You caught your fu wife or hubby cheating on you ~Blame Fat Sonny 2)Admin reset you omg really try not cheating ~Blame Fat Sonny 3)Your pic got flagged lol thats the best one ~Blame Fat Sonny 4)Some asshat ripped your pics and right clicked all your nudes~Blame Fat Sonny 5)Oh heres an oldi
Good For A Few Cheap Laughs...
Addicted to Internet Porn Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down." - Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing." - He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries. - Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee. - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her." - You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas. - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday. - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!" - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
My Games
I love BF2 & Battlefield 2142
Just For Fun, I Have Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names 1. I can change my accent and voice pitch..(sound like gizmo) 2. I have been to 48 states and Canada and NEVER stepped foot in the ocean. 3. I was one of the first truck with supplies into New Orleans after Katrina hit. 4. My eyes change colors. 5. I am a cuddler. 6. My first car was a 1972 Cutlass Supreme. 7. I write short stories and poetry (if I have the inspiration). 8. At one time, I had long hair... but i looked like a poodle because my hair is naturally curly. when it was wet it would almost reach my azz. 9. Love all types of music. 10. I CAN NOT DANCE... i have 2 left feet...unless I have been drinking. Jlynn Gater Untamable Sexy Kat Peppa
Great, Just Great.
i LOVE waking up 2-3 hours BEFORE my alarm goes off for work! it's really my FAVORITE thing in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. shyeah right... thanks roomie for texting rick at 2:30 AM to tell him that there's a warrent out for his arrest and the cops are looking for him. make us worry and not fall back asleep. (even tho i TIRED to) then thanks jamey for talking loudly to him cause he got up. really honestly, i don't like sleeping, and i'm not a super mega bitch when i don't get my sleep...
Left Or Right?
Good Friday Morning to you. No its not Good Friday, Good Friday its just a good Friday. Hmmm that is confusing. Hey have you ever went to one of those strange but true web sites? No not the one with the bearded lady. You know the ones that contain strange but true facts. Yeah I geek up ever so often and try those sites. Did you realize that over 2500 left handed people die each year due to using right handed designed instruments. No not trumpet or saxophone things like scissors, can openers, and sickles. No, no, no not icicles the thing one would use to cut crops, trim weeds you know the grim reaper normally has one. Try using that if you are left-handedlook out shins! It is astonishing that so many things we take for granted as being right handed that a left hander cant do. Now back in the day when I played baseball as a child I always thought left handers were the spawn of evil oh yeah! Rat Bastards could throw a curve ball outside and I would think that will never make the pla
Mountains
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? "the Light pours out of me" - Ministry HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? "Nothing Left to Say"- Staind WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Get Your Gunn" -Marilyn Manson HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? "I Saw Your Mommy" - Suicidal Tendencies WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? "Suburban Home" - Descendents WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? "Why Can't I Have You" - The Cars WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Big in Japan" - Tom Waits WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Last Caress" - The Misfits WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg" - The Ramones WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "Spoonman" - Soundgarden WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "Bar
Exhaustion
i hate ignorant people who repeat the the same ignorant cycles i hate people who abuse animals i hate large taxes due to poor govt. spendin' habits i hate people that give money to beggars only reinforcin their future dependence i hate the media for broadcastin' fear-insprng stories simply to keep the attention of their corporate sponsorship i hate a theif 'cause he takes in seconds what caused me pain to aquire i hate beauty pagents or anythin so shallow as to reward somebody 4 bein born a certain way i hate televangelists in expensive cars i hate pepole who fight for a cause ONLY AFTER they've been effected by it personally i hate a system that slaps the wrist of politicians & white collar "eletists", but severely punishes the lower class i hate junkies & the pushers that turned them into one i hate people who have more kids than they can care for i hate how this country idolizes movie stars, but the workin' man goes unnoticed i hate how this country spends BILLIONS on s
10 Thingz
Ur walkin' on thin ice Peace lol Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. In 2nd grade I knocked down the fully decorated Christmas Tree... 2. My drug is fishing Lake Michigan for Salmon/Trout 3. I would fish everyday if I could make a living doing it. 4. I go to church.... really I do... 5. I like to swiper my kids candy when there not looking... 6. I think its cool having the kids cause its socialy acceptable for me to play w/ there toys now :) 7. I honestly don't think I could live to far away from the shores of Lake Michigan not just cause of the fishing either... 8. I still have my baby blanket, enough said... 9. If I can I would
Pictures
-some photos taken from Dec 2008 - Feb 2009 (some may not be in order,..adding more later. Natalia Jan 28th Patches Feb 4th Mariah Feb 4th Natalia Jan 28th Natalia Jan 28th Patches on the dresser Feb 7th Mariah Jan 28th Mariah on my bed Jan 28th Mariah on the desk Feb 6th Mariah
When The World Comes Down
Tag I'm It...again
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can touch my nose w/my tongue 2. I crave knowledge 3. I don't like to travel, but I have to go to effing Aruba for my little brother's weddig 4. I have to pee right now 5. I do yoga 6. I love football...I am a hardcore Patriots fan 7. I have Adhd 8. I am a VERY picky eater 9. My father is a recovering drug addict 10. I am a great listener and love to help people I tag: Kyle(rhythm and soul) Ionn Envyme Rachts Robbie Rotten
Mass Control Give Away
Mass Control Give AwayMass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into.I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped working on anyth
All I Have To Give
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart.
All Because Of You
I awake each day with a smile And greet it with a laugh; The world is a treasure to me Because of you. Every time I think of something sad, I replace the thought- with you! My mind is instantly changed And my heart is filled with gladness. Every breath I take is meant for you, I live this life surrounded in joy And I bathe in the promise of your love, My soul belongs to you. Each time I see something beautiful I want to take it and bring it to you; My life has so much meaning now All because of you.
Nice!
Seeya
It seems Fubar is just a place for people to pimp themselves out for rates ,points, blings, auto 11's, pay me if you wanna see NSFW and all that. I'm not really into all that. I would rather talk to people and get to know them. I mean sure I wanna see your NSFW (I'm a typical guy) but I'm not gonna pay. Too many free sites for that.LOL. It cracks me up when people say "Rate/Fan/Crush me I'll return the love" Most never do. I guess I just joined for the wrong reasons. Fubar is advertized as the Myspace for grown up's but with all the little games and everything it doesn't seem very grown up at all. To my real friends and people I have talked to recently if you would like to keep in touch my email is buddha420sj@yahoo.com. Feel free to drop me a line.
You'll Always Be Missed
Emily, Even though we haven't seen each other in a few years. It's so hard knowing you're not here anymore. You'll be missed so much by so many people. I know you have touched so many lives sweetie, from here to california. If i woulda known i was never gonna be able to say goodbye, i woulda called you everyday. I just want to see that gorgeous smile of yours in person. All i have now are old pictures. Its just not right luv, You were one of the best people i have ever met. I knew i could come to you about any problem i had, and all you had to do was smile at me with that pure smile and eyes. You rest now sweetie, but always remember you will never be forgotten and we will make sure of that. no goodbyes only see you later beautiful
Hit & Run
Man pleads not guilty to murder in P.B. fatal hit-run February 11, 2009 SAN DIEGO A 45-year-old man accused of drunken-driving and hitting a pedestrian in Pacific Beach, causing her death, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to murder and other felony charges. Alan Mabrey is charged with killing Emily Cathleen Dowdy, 24, a shift supervisor at a Pacific Beach Starbucks. He had been in San Diego for only a few days before the incident, prosecutors said. In addition to murder, Mabrey faces charges including gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated, hit-and-run causing death and driving under the influence. When arguing for a high bail amount during Mabrey's arraignment hearing, Deputy District Attorney Patty Herian told the judge the defendant's blood alcohol level measured .22 percent after the collision. The state's legal limit is .08 percent. According to the prosecutor, Mabrey was driving a 2004 Dodge pickup Saturday evening when he struck Dowdy as she crossed Mission Bouleva
Lets Play
Frank Kern's Mass Control
Frank Kern's Mass ControlMass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into.I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped working on an
10 Random Things
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i'm irish , blackfoot indian and jamaican. 2. i'm a highly analytical person. something i'm just a lil o.c.d about. 3. i'm drunk as hell right now and can't believe i'm doing this right now. 4.i have a son. 7 yrs old. 5. a cheese steak is the best food even invented. period. 6.i fell asleep on the toilet on sunday after church when i was extremely young. my mother took a pic. 7, i'm big on mutual respect and respect in public. disrespect me in public and you'll know the half in private. 8.i'm better rememvering faces rather than names. take tonight for example... 9i'm really an extroverted person who likes to go
I've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I like cold pizza. 2) I rarely eat breakfast in the mornings. 3) I drink reheated drip coffee, it can be 2 days old or more. 4) I am the second youngest of 11 kids in my family. 5) I love blondes and red heads. 6) I am shy of ladies until I get to know them. 7) I believe in love at first sight. 8) I will do most anything for you if I believe you are my friend. 9) I sleep on the right hand side of my bed. 10) I repeat myself in conversations. I tag the following 5 people: xbaby ~D@Naughtster~ Shekina ~Lil Miss Innocent~ ~Prettee~
Zeitgeist Refuted
I've Been Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I can't sleep with a music on. 2) I am an only child. 3) I love carrots. 4) I believe in life after death. 5) I hate winter but I love the summer. 6) I'm an avid fan of Blink182. 7) I believe in MIND rather than HEART, when falling in love. 8) I pray every night before I go to sleep. 9) I have an asthma. 10) I love exciting moments. ((5 PEOPLE I CHOOSE ARE)) *MO *Doc88 *Mandy *Cielo *Jerry
Another Surgery
OK SO SOME OF U HAVE HEARD ALREADY AND SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT YET.. I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS BLOG TO MAKE IT EASIER ON ME TO KEEP EVERYONE UPDATED INSTEAD OF GOING TO EVERYONE ONE BY ONE.. Ok well here it goes, I am having surgery Thursday February 26, 2009 at 10:00 Am here in town.. I have an open sore behind my right knee that will not heal up. The muscles and tendents behind my knee are so tight that they are goin to go in and loosen them up then they are goin to clean the sore out and do skin gaft on it.. After they do that they will be putting a wound vac on it for a week without touching it then they will go and change the sponge on the wound vac and see how well it is healing up.. If its needed then they will put the wound vac back on it for another 2 weeks to make sure the skin gaft is healed and it stays in place. Surgery should Only be an hour to an hour and a half long. So, I am guessing by 1 or 2 at the very latest I will be in a room that I will stay over night in. My
How Freaking Lovely
Rather than asking if there was a reason I hadn't spoken to someone in a month, I have been removed from a friends list.. I have been getting like 2 hours of sleep a day because of school and work.. I have BARELY been on.. I mean shit... how often have you people seen me in the mumms. I am really pissed off about this because rather than sending a damn SB to see if there was a reason.. she just removed me... someone who i used to constantly go to her blogs.. stuck up for her to the assholes on here.. all kinds of shit.. nice to know who my fucking friends are
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: F-u Friday, Jim Norton And Artie Lange Live This Weekend, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Shawna Lenee: Boobies And Breakdown V
Friday Opie and Anthony Links: F-U Friday, Jim Norton and Artie Lange LIVE This Weekend, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown videos, New Video Online
Thanks Ree 2.2.09
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I open up bags of tater chips from the bottom (so to let the seasonings that settled trickle down). 2. I believe in the bible, but don't call myself "Christian" (Christian means "Christ-like" and I'll be damned if I turn the other cheek.) 3. I love cooking, but could never make a career out of it. 4. I spent my 21st birthday in prison. Yay! 5. People think I'm stronger then I actually am. 6. I like ambient music like Enigma. 7. I'm in physical pain daily. 8. I have a stuffed Pikachu. 9. I never wear jeans. 10. I love bagels too, Lender's onion with veggie cream cheese. im tagging the following:
Lil Guy
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW MY LIL GUY IS VERY MUCH INTO RACING, AND HAS BEEN FOR A COUPLE YEARS. WE JUST GOT THIS EMAIL BASICLY SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL RACING FOR KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF 13... HE IS CRUSHED..THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HE REALLLLLLLLLY ENJOYS...I HOPE THAT YOU ALL CAN TAKE A COUPLE MINS AND JUST SIGN THIS FOR US SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO STOP IT!!! PLEASE FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS. PLEASE GET AS MANY PPL AS YOU CAN TO SIGN THIS!!! THANK YOU RENEE Please take a look at this it will effect us all if we don't help out. As of yesterday, all the OEMs had to pull for sale all new youth minicycles and atvs for those under the age of 13...this under order of the CPSC due to lead content of plastics and certain metals. As of yesterday, a dealer or private individual can no longer provide parts or service, to these affected machines, in which there is a possibility that those same parts may contain lead...no oil changes, plastic, levers, engine cases, etc, et
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Who Cares, I Don't!
Yea, I might've complained about certain stuff that has happened and I've gotten over a lot of them. Shit happens for a reason, I guess. That's all of what my problems were, shit. I don't fucking care about the stupid little shit anymore. All it's been all along was drama and that's for bitches who don't know what the fuck they want in life. I've decided for myself. that I'm mature enough to decide for me, who I am or what to choose. When people start on me, they don't know when to fucking stop. I get sick and tired of the stupid bullshhit. And when you think they're gonna stop they just keep pushing it and don't know when to give up.
Weirdest Site Ever
www.mouchette.org it has like hidden links and junk so click around. It's based off the french movie "mouchette".
Cracker Is In So Much Trouble For This!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate chain crap like this "tag you're it" blog. (it's mildly annoying to force me to think about myself) 2. No matter if I am logged in or not my computer must be online at all times. I have been able to have the monitor shut off...but unless the power is out the computer is on 24/7. 3. I fall in and out of infatuation as often as I read a new book. For those of you that don't know how often I read...it's roughly between 5-18 books a month. 4. I drool on myself, my pillows, my bed, wherever I pass out. I snore very loudly too! 5. I love to spoon with my back against his stomach I don't like it the other way
Let's See Who See's Me
The crimson river flows Following the course that all rivers take The path of least resistance From the corner of your mouth It pools and then slips Down your chin Leaving in its wake A trail of heartbreak Pain and anguish. Your stare, wide and full of life Begins to fade But my grip does not Another small river The last to be born Reveals itself in your right eye Mixing with your tears And tracing a path That ends on my fingers. I loosen my grip And your head slumps back Exposing your neck And the fading color of your skin I kiss your lips Mixing your blood Your tears And our saliva On my tongue. Have you ever looked so beautiful? Have you ever tasted so wonderful? Have you ever felt such release? Have I ever been so in love As I am at this moment?
Guitars.
man. i want a new guitar. a mosrite. like the ventures and johnny ramone used. theres one on ebay right now. actually, its a univox. but its sweet. i also want a 50's stratocaster. oh yeah. and a jazzmaster. a telecaster would be swell too. an SG would be cool....but i want a fender first. or the mosrite. or the univox mosrite ripoff. the univox. the 50's strat. the jazzmaster. out of those three...the 50s strat is probably the one i would chose......but that univox is just mean lookin. lol
Lets Help ~bratt~ Win
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Depressed And Empty?
Have you ever been at that place where you wonder why you feel like nothing , that nothing amounts to anything? I have too. Have you ever wondered why someone has to be less fortunate or more fortunate than someone else, why there are people who suffer everyday? I have too. The fact is, no matter who you are or what circumstances you live in, there is always a time of emptiness. It may be when your alone somewhere. It may be a bad day and your depressed. It may be one of those lonely nights an hour before you go to sleep and you are just not interested in anything. It may be after you break up with someone. It may be after a moment of what you get what you always wanted. But its an empty feeling of, what does this amount to. Its the feeling of death, and darkness and loneliness. The feeling that someday your never going to remember anything that happened on this earth or be anything at all. In that moment of depressed darkness and disintrest and disappointment, ask yourself, what do I
Kiss Me I'm Irish Train
KISS ME I'M IRISH TRAIN RULES 1) NO DRAMA!! NO DRAMA!! NO DRAMA!! 2) RATE THE PICS IN MY KISS ME I'M IRISH FOLDER (THERE ARE ONLY 50) START HERE 3) RATE AND FAN ALL RIDERS (IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO ADD ALL RIDERS BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT). 4) LEAVE A COMMENT STATING KISS ME I'M IRISH OR SOMETHING TO THAT AFFECT 5) PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ONCE YOU'VE COMPLETED THE TRAIN SO I CAN MAKE YOUR TAG AND ADD YOU TO THE BLOG/BULLY 6) PLEASE REPOST THE BULLY ONCE YOU'VE BEEN ADDED HAVE FUN! HOSTESS: Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler} Proudly Fu-Owned by Dusty~Proud Fu-Owner of Arctic Mermaid and Jade&Jackso@ fubar
Please Read!!!
Please Read,relax/ Grab a drink put on some music make yourself at home in this blog. I promise if you do not crack a smile at some point you will get fu bling. I kid and kid you not (and I am psychic about this specific blog, so I will know. Excludes people in horrific pain, scared they are going to die and any and all traumatic events I promise to make this as entertaining as possible. I even give u visuals. C'MON PLEEZE. PRETTY PLEAZE DON't make a grown woman cry. I don't expect you to repost the questions ask that of you or evem that you read it. if you do not tag someone at least read it. But if you do write your own answers I would know what stuff you like so I will send you things on fubar you like and some people beg for. and p.s. the original asked for 10 weird ass things. Don't mind me I tend to go a little out there. Source--->Original Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habi
Make Him Prophet
Bill only needs 693,000 to get to Prophet. If we all rate him we can get him there in one day. So can you be kind enough to take time away from rating all these others that have auto 11's and help a GREAT friend and person out PLEASE!!!!! Fubar sure isn't the same anymore. It gets harder n harder to get ANYONE to help ANYONE level anymore, unless you have a HH, Auto 11's on or Blings to give out. I really think it would be great for everyone to take a break here n there from all that and do things like we use to and have fun doing it. What do you think??? Please send him a private message letting him know you helped so he can return the love. Thank you to all of those who help make this happen. Your friend, Hrtofgold Click on pic below to go to Bill's profile NON Prophet B!LL@ fubar
10 Things About Me
I write with my left hand, but I'm not left-handed. I had a left-handed kindergarten teacher whom well over half of the class wound up imitating. My brain seems to have specialized: the left hand handles fine motor control, the right speed and strength. There are exceptions. My mother's father was a typographer, as well as a former chemist. He's probably a big part of the reason I'm fond of typographical obscura, like kerning, the different kinds of dashes, and the dedicated ellipsis glyph. I'm trilingual: German, Spanish, and English. Choose your parents carefully, kids. By and large I'm pretty liberal, but I had some target-shooting friends in college who were kind enough to take me along; I grew to like guns and believe in the right to own them. (This does NOT make me a line-toeing NRA member, however.) I have a big tattoo on my right shoulder. It's beautiful work by the very skilled Paco Dietz, an alien glyph from an old video game. (The logo of the Kilrathi Empire from Wing Co
This Was Odd
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a phobia of bad hygiene, so I shave everything even my arms, so no dirt or bacteria can get trapped on my skin. 2. I have the worst road rage of anyone I know, I hate piss poor drivers, I feel like everyone should have a system in their car that if they don't use their blinker the car should turn off, lol 3. I am very sensitive about child and animal abuse. I there is a difference between abuse and discipline. People who abuse their animals or children should be shot at point blank range. 4. I can not sit through a full movie, they tend to bore me. 5. I always run around the house and rush to take out the last bit of garbage o
For Our Troops...
Whatever you do just keep this going please!!! It is always good to see pictures like these. Proof of abuse by our Troops. Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk! Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture! GI Overheard to say 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy. Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child ! Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops! Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence! GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips! No comment here. There's nothing funny about this one. May the good Lord bless every one of our troops wherever they are! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
Frank Kern Mass Control Give Away
Frank Kern Mass Control Give AwayFrank Kern came out of the woodwork this weekend and just started spewing free content out at everyone with Mass Control Give Away.Of course, if you know any of Franks stuff, you definitely wont be one to complain about what hes doing.What he is doing, is launching the big Mass Control Giveaway. A series of videos chock full of content are being released all week about how you can make more money right now. See, Franks not one to hold back in his content, and that includes his free videos.So if you want to make more money, check them out right away. There is no doubt in my mind if you have seen or heard of Frank Kern then he has probably had a positive impact on your marketing.Tags: Mass Control Give Away, MassControlGiveAway, Frank Kern Mass Control Give Away, Frank Kern's Mass Control, Mass Control Give Away Review, Mass Control Give Away Download, Mass Control,
I Got Tagged By Mistress Of Wolves And Baybay Sunshine At The Same Time!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I actually did this several months ago (http://www.fubar.com/blog/227036) but maybe I can still come up with 10 more random facts. 1. I curse at inanimate objects (ok that was on my old one, but it's my #1 quirk). My kids will tell you. If they hear "stupid mother fucker!" coming from the kitchen, it probably means I dropped a spoon on the floor & am berating it. 2. My right toe-nail sticks up at more of an angle then any of my other toes and therefore has a habit of cutting holes into my sock. Once it has a hole I refuse to wear it on my right foot. It becomes a "left foot" sock. Once both socks have a toe hole I chuck t
Old Folks Loving...
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...come on Wife: All right, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: ! Oh, that's good. Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
The Most Functional Word Is....
The Most Functional Word is.... Well, it's shit........That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, Buy shit, Sell shit, Lose shit, Find shit, Forget shit, And tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit, while others Can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, Dumb shits, Crazy shits And sweet shits. There is bull shit, Horse shit and Chicken shit. You can throw shit, Sling shit, Catch shit, Shoot shit, Or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or Serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit Or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, Some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just p
What's Another Billion??
Think hard about it.........Our politicians have stopped talking in Billions, and are now talking in Trillions....... How many zeros in a billion? This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you
I've Had It!!!!!!!
I am REALLY, TRUELY fed up with all the BS that I've seen and heard since I've been back. I'm proud of the fact that MOST of you can work together and help each other level and MOST of you show love on a regular basis BUT this family USED TO BE sooooo much more than that. We used to have a bond so close that not a single one of us ever hesitated to go to the other with a problem or to vent or just to say hi sometimes....whats happened?? Now I see people posting things to piss off another...rude stats directed towards other members...people come to me saying they don't feel part of a family. I don't like this at all and I know many of you have to be as fed up with it as I am. I'm at wits end here because I really don't know what to do anymore. I've tried talking to several of you and have gotten nowhere. I've posted blogs and the drama continues....I received a message from a fellow Pu$$yCat that I would like you all to read...I didn't include all of it...just the parts that reall
Bored
Well i havent been on here in like a million years. I am lying in bed cant sleep all the while my freakin neighbors are having sex and bang on the wall and moving my bed. I really want to hit the wall back just to see what they would to cause i am so tired of hearing there shit. i should be able to have my bed on any wall and not hear their nasty asses. I cant wait till my mp friend comes home from deployment so that i can call him to come knock on their do cause they being to loud.. but i am closing i hate bitching to much i will write more later.
Say No To Sissy Friendship Poems
sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are Plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
Political Update :::
Lets Recap the new political scene: We have a CIA Boss with less experience than Austin Powers. A Tax cheat for Treasury Secretary and three more that didn't make the final cut?? The most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State. An Attorney General terrorist sympathizer Now we find out that Eric Holder's law firm represents 17 Gitmo Terrorists. And a new prez whose first act is not take care of domestic issues but close Gitmo and make sure terrorist's civil rights are not violated. Who then calls out a private citizen as his enemy - Rush Limbaugh, an entertainer. * A stimulus bill with no stimulus for the private sector but plenty for government and payback to unions, Acorn and the looney Left Everyone wanted change . . Well you got it.Nice two weeks so far, I can't wait to see what's next.
Valantine Tips
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5.. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away.
The Priest & The Nun
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.' 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.' 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?' 'Anything, Father.' 'I have never seen a woman's chest and I was wondering if I might see yours.' 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.' The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. 'Father, could I ask something of you?' 'Yes, Si
@ The Welfare Office...
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?' 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up I'll need all your children's names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls are all named 'Leighroy'.' In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yel l, 'Leroy!' An when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin'. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' The social worker thinks this ove
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I dont like people to think they know me. 2. I am shy. 3. I try to listen, but I dont. 4. I only care for one. 5. I hate to hear about someone getting hurt. Even is I dont know them. 6. My heart is big, almost to bug for my own good. 7. We are all adults. And should act like it. 8. I try my best to please my daughter. 9. I love my family, if it wasnt for them I wouldnt be here today. 10. My dog saved my life, more than once. LITTLEbit lipsoflust1977 hotmotherof4 {Freak By Nature} *~dark angel *~greeter@darkness falls
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im in another auction...CUM bid on me!!!
This Is My Kind Of Doctor....
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of &nbs! p;your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also ! a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is di
A Womans Prayer
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn 't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him.... Like his mother used to do.
How The New Stimulus Plan Will Work
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota . All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" rep
And That's How The Fight Got Started....
and that's how the fight got started! My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" > > "No," she answered. > > I then said, "Is that your final answer?" > > She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." > > So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." > > And that's how the fight got started..... > > > > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my Driver's' license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Securit! y application. When I got hom
Just Some Funnies...
The Five Minute Management Course ~ > *Lesson 1:* > > *A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is > finishing up her > shower, when the doorbell rings.* > > *The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs > downstairs.* > > *When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door > neighbor.* > > *Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you > $800 to drop that towel.'* > > *After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and > stands naked in > front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and > leaves.* > > *The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back > upstairs.* > > *When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who > was that?'* > > *'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.* > > *'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say > anything about the $800 he owes me?' > * > > *Moral of the story:* > > *If you share critical information pertaining to credit and > risk with your > share
Rules For The Non-military
*Dear Civilians, ' We know that the Current state of affairs in our great nation has many Civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you Can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we Would like your assistance:* 1. The next time you see any adults Talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, Someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their Ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held While they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all Veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull Them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the Very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many Sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their Ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the Military, DO NOT pretend
Be Honest-would You Still Want Me If I Looked Like This???
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Gun Refresher Course
Even if you don't have a gun you need to look at this. 'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.' ~ Thomas Jefferson FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2.. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone (OR see below) 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8.. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade Liberty for Security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in
The Fire Within
It burns without ceasing theres no water or cold that can cool it down thoughts and words running incessantly quick write them down or you will forget words on a page telling your view of the world keep writing till the fire burns no more the more I write the more it burns tales of happiness and sadness stories of the ups and downs of life when I put them all together the picture gets clearer still no stopping the fire within
Understanding Women!
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Hazeleyed Soldier Birthday Is Today (feb. 20th) , Go Show Him Love!
Hazeleyed Soldier is in Iraq for his birthday which is Friday, February 20th! ΗΖD أDπ Hazeleyed Soldier Will Be Having A Happy Hour On HiS Birthday at 7:00 PM FU TIME! Hazeleyed Soldier Will All Have Auto 11s Running On His Birthday And During His Happy Hour! Level Up And Love On This Awesome Soldier As He Spends His Birthday In Iraq! You Won't Find A Better Young Man Than Hazeleyed Soldier! This Birthday, Happy Hour Pimpout, and Auto 11 Pimpout Brought to you by his Fu Adopted Mom: ღTulsa's Angelღ
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! And you thought I was going to get all spiritual with this, huh?!
Winter Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out Of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and You are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the Blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some Of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the Street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breat H, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks On the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she Says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love snow but I hate tha cold. 2. I watch more cartoons than tha average kid. 3. I'm allergic to cats. I don't mind them, they jus fuck me up. 4. I drink alot of Jones Green Apple Soda. 5. In high school I was a skateboarder. 6. I can't play basketball to save my damned life. I'm bout as coordinated as a dead rat. 7. I've broken 4 bones ridin' bikes and 3 on a skateboard. 8. I hate raw tomatoes. I can eat 'em cooked, but tha raw ones make me puke. 9. I can swim, but I can't float for shit. 10. I don't wanna turn out like my parents. My old man is a alcoholic and my mom's a bitter old hermit. Brokepimpin Phatso S
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Epitome Of Prescience.....
John Kennedy once said to a assembled group of scholars in the White House, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone." The quotes below could prove his point. When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. Thomas Jefferson The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. Thomas Jefferson It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. Thomas Jefferson I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson My reading of history
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Caa #85 Update
Just heard from my mom earlier this evening and my uncle passed away earlier this morning. Thank all for the prayers and continue to keep the family in prayer and support. Love Doc
Sweet Dreams
heart beats soul deep breaths body soft sighs mind once again I come to you ... now, as before ... that I might speak to you ... speak to you of those things heard only within the softest whisper ... the slightest sigh ... and ... for the sake of humanness and the mortality it bears ... be it best said ... that I ... for you ... exist within the exhale of the ever deepening shadow of life ~ hush little darling ... dont you cry and I will sing you a lullaby ~ I love you ... this is the undeniable truth of my existence, and thus I begin ... my dearest everlasting, you are my moment ... my time of learning ... my time of living ... my time of joy ... the utterance of love in the quiet pauses of your beating heart ... the whispering of your souls sigh pillowing my dreams ... you are quite simply ... the one I adore ~ if it is at all possible to breathe ones essence I am unable to do nothing more ... but breathe ... and I do ... deeply
Secrets Revealed
I don't know why I'm feeling the urge to share tonight, but I am, so bear with me. If you're still reading this, that means that I didn't lose the urge to type, and actually finished this. I'm really not sure where to start, seeing as how there are a lot of things that people don't know about me. I'm actually a pretty private person, and even have trouble sharing my thoughts with those closest to me. Fortunately, they're usually picked up on without me having to say it. Anyway, when I joined this site, I was married. Legally still am, although the marriage was over long ago... at least for me. Shortly before joining Fubar (then CherryTap), I'd told my husband I was unhappy, that I'd been unhappy for a long time, but I'd been doing things to try to make it right with myself, before deciding that I couldn't do it any longer. Time went on, he held on. Not because he wanted to be with me, but simply because he didn't want to get divorced. He said it was because he wanted to
Become
come and become come lay at My feet and honor Me speak the word you long to say in the presence of One who knows that within the very depths of your soul it must be said succumb to your instinctual desire and submit yourself to the covenant of One who knows His Command is far greater than your will come and become come lay at My feet and honor Me plead with Me to be My whore, and if done diligently enough , the slut of One who knows the meaning of what being both truly is beg Me to possess you so that you might wear the collar of One who knows what it is you wish to be cherished ~ come and become Master of Angel 2009
Splendor In The Grass
I always thought you knew ~ it is i ... that voice that is only dare whispered ... in dreams ... as love sometimes is ~ i come to you now ... as always ... in this moment... my soul full of loves bravado to speak to you of the things that in waking moments ... are not overlooked ... but perhaps in the noise of my living go unheard. Those things which i always meant to be louder than the days conversation and the nights louder still ... ultimate silence ~ so it is now .. in the presence of your beauty ... and in the throes of your slumber ... i beg of you ... hear my breathing and know that i exist ... I love you I always have In all the moments of all my days ... each sunrise is my promise that you ... are my days ... each sunset my vow ... to be another tomorrow ... the sun beams my kiss .. the moon glows my caress ... the twixt my breathing this promise I bear ... is yours ... and i today as yesterday and for each tomorrow ... shall be here bes
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Hallelujah
just yesterday morning ... she was still in love with me ~ being a recluse of extraordinary measure when it comes to matters of my heart I have spoken little of it to you my fellow beings ... little of that inexplicable catch of breath only ones beloved knows as I love you ! you might ask me ... is love that simple to express ... yes ... you might very well at that ... and I would nod and smile the knowing smile of not only one who has heard that breathless gasp of emotion ... but as one who has invoked it. the soul speaks as it speaks of such matters ... we need only listen ... and so it is I have come to you today ... that my soul may speak ~ my everlasting my always in all ways somewhere beyond your sigh is that ever so silent gasp it is the hallelujah of your I love you whispered in my dreams ~ Dragon Speaking ( Richard A. Gamache`)
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Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love/hate things: books, movies, people, pets. 2. Little patience. If you're gonna do it, do it now or forever hold your peace... 3. I always seem to start giggling for no reason... 4. Chocolate is indeed a girl's best friend. 5. I like to dance. I feel the need to dance often. Wish I was dancing right now! 6. I fall for guys EASY and on a regular basis (who never make up their mind, I might add) 7. I've lived in 3 countries and know 2 and a half languages. And yet everyone thinks I'm American... silly people. 8. I want decisions made for me. 9. I'm a kid. I'm just a kid. I'm an adult on my license, but talk to
Tagged I'm It
I got tagged by the beautiful DownUndaXena ... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.facts one :I am not actually red headed I'm blonde and i hide it go fig., but most people don't know that one 2.Habbit one: When I get upset i bit my lip 3.I hardly cry, so when I do over someone they should know they mean alot to me 4.It takes alot to make me jelious 5.I use to be one hell of a gothic person.and if you know me now your like no way bullshit!but true i did the whole witch craft thing, black hair white face emo looking stuff for a while thank god i grew out of that:) 6.My 2 babies are my world , I live and breath for those two , an
10 Random Things
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can do my own car maintainance 2. I never do my homework, and still ace all my classes 3. i can count on 1 hand the number of guys ive let sleep in my bed. 4. i leave everything til the last minute. everything. 5. ive stayed awake for a week straight 6. i can cook just about anything you might want, but id rather eat pb&j. or tacos. 7. i have this fact of the day calender, the one where you tear off a page everyday. i tend to cheat and flip ahead to read all the facts for the week. 8. i have this overwhelming fear of bridges and tunnels. and im petrified of covered bridges. 9. i've never been on a
Gentle Lover
yes my gentle lover tempt me further in sweet persuasion surround me with your passions bliss let the pleadings of your desire ... free yes my gentle lover pull me further in lubricious resolve enfold me with your lascivious need let the rapture of your resolve ... be me yes my gentle lover take me further in unabated apogee Gamache` 2009
Love....
"Love is like magic And it always will be For love still remains Life's sweetest mystery Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace Love is unselfish Understanding and kind For it sees with its heart And not with its mind Love is the answer That everyone seeks Love is the language Which every heart speaks Love can't be bought It is priceless and free Love like pure magic Is life's sweetest mystery - Me"
Come To Me
sigh ... to me ~ sing to me the song of your heart and I who adores you will dream your melody talk to me the words of your soul and I who cherishes you will love your soliloquy look to me the vision of your desire and I who searches you will fill your destiny come to me the beauty of your infinity and I who possesses you will sustain your mortality belong to me the covenant of your name and I who breathes you will live your eternity sigh ... to me ~ Gamache~ 2009
Texture
you are passions texture your desire a delicate mix blood sweat tears pain welting your surface pleasure bruising your depth you are submissions palette adoration fills your slate crimson alabaster flesh devotion defining your hues Gamache`
White Knight
"I will tell you a tale Of a white knight Of his battles And of all of his might He left for an adventure He headed on a quest He journeyed over mountains He journeyed to the west He came across damsel Guarded by a mighty dragon He defeated it with skill He put its head in a wagon Alas the damsel loved another This I tell true The poor white knight It nearly broke his heart in two Next he journeyed further He journeyed to the east But in a deep dark forest He meet a furious beast Its body was dark and hairy Its fangs were sharp and long It had never been defeated Until the white knight came along He journeyed through rivers Across their wide mouth He journeyed for love He journeyed to the south In the south he met a damsel High up in a tower She was trapped there by a witch Held by her terrible power He defeated the evil witch He rescued the damsel with ease But then she left him there Crying on his knees Almost giving up He last t
Dutifly
Oh those things you dutifly whispered to me whilst you gasped for air yes Master, please Master, more Master, yes, you whispered as no one, no one, before you ever had Is it no wonder my hands became much bolder, and ever so slightly tighter for you, intoxicating you in your own diminishing breath your eyes begging not for mercy, no not that, but for the absolution of of your Masters will In shallow orgasmic breaths you cry out your heart beating wildly beneath your breast your tears running hot down your cheeks you succumb to the darkness that is mine to give yes, you dutifly whipsered to me, yes, yes, yes i am yours. Gamache 2009
Fly Over;
AMEN to this. This is outstanding.. Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must Have stung quite a bit. The complaint: 'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special?
Dj Scooby
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St. Patty's Auction! ((closed))
WOOHOO!! It's auction time!! I'm up for auction in a St. Patty's Auction.....Go check it out and see if you can afford me! LOL :P.....Thanks for all the bids ahead of time =D Just click the pic:
St Patty's Day Auction
Yea I Was Tagged Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. ok here ya go.. 1)my fav color is orange.. who woulda thought.. 2)hard to find someone like me.. lol.. Im not ur typical female.. 3)I love getting down n dirty.. as far as riding fourwheelers and going offroad n my jeep 4)umm I can make ya laugh no matter what kinda mood ur in Im a complete nut 5)I love all kinds of music.. fav bands are too numerous to mention.. 6)I can play just about any instrument.. just give me a book and an hour to figure it out.. 7)I have a few bad habits that I best not mention lol 8)love chinese food and sushi.. 9)would move for love.. 10)I get bored easily.. always like learning new
Aegean Coast
There's something that used to fit in my hand. It caught all the callouses and blisters at the right edge rubbed all the hard points perfect wrapped by pianist fingers laid on a duelist's palm. A dreamer's eyes. A martyr's dream. A nightmare's laughter. A lover's lingering scent. I used to be a gentler, calmer man. I had all the time in the world all the sand on the beach all the love in the room. How did I break that? When did anger become my voice fear, my motus. Hurt, my gladius. When did this scar on my spirit the size of a jagged chasm the depth of a hollow abyss become my most remarkable feature? Will I ever let it go? Has the absence become the thing that I hold onto that which fits my hand now... There's something that used to fit my hand... something that used to fit my personality something that used to fit my ego something that used to fit my heart. But I was just holding sand again. It has run out and I am lost a child a warr
Fight Back...opt Out!!!
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CREDIT CARD INTREST RATES (APR)!!! Credit card companies are raising their intrest rates not because of your actions. They are claiming that "the people who lend them money are demanding higher intrest". YOU CAN FIGHT BACK! Your credit card agreement is a contract. Each time you get a renewed credit card in the mail your contract is being renewed. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO OPT OUT OF THESE INCREASES UNTIL YOU GET YOUR NEW CREDIT CARD. This is contingent on the fact that you have paid your bill on time. I had an intrest rate on a Citibank card of 8.99%. It was raised to 14.99% and I was able to OPT OUT and get my intrest rate returned to 8.99% and the rate is applied from when it was changed! So pay attention to your credit card statements. The APR on most credit card bills is located on the bottom or on the second sheet of your bill! Be sure to check it every month. Depending on the balance you have on your credit card, NOT DOING THIS COULD COST YOU HU
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can make my weinis dance without touching it. 2. I own a pair of Gene Simmons destroyer boots. 3. I'm the best cook I know. 4. I crave sushi so bad,sometimes i dream about it. 5. I only like country music if its sung by a beautiful woman or Johnny Cash. 6. I LOVE MY MOTHER LIKE NO OTHER. 7. I'm a poet and i know it. 8. 4 kicks I sing in a band called GANG BANG BOOM and am the only guy in the group. 9. I hate to sleep alone and have insomnia when I do. 10. My favorite love song is "Kiss me softly". The five lucky souls I'm tagging are JDW JODI LILY KATYLUV @ SOUTHERN CHARM
Dj Half Pint
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Survey
**All About You**~Basics~Name:: KalistaDOB:: may 28 1988Hair color:: Naturally?? BlondEye color:: they change...blue and greenTatoos:: onePiercings:: just my ears now, i took everything else outSiblings:: 9Heritage:: German, Irish, Sweden, Norweigan~Favorites~Color:: Orange Pink and neon greenFood:: ChineseTV Show:: HOUSEMovie:: House of 1000 CorpsesBand:: NirvanaBook:: Anything by Mary Higgens-ClarkActor:: Sid Haig Actress:: Brittany Murphey~Personal Views~Abortion:: AGAINST. (unless you were raped or something like that)Gay Marraige:: You cant help who you love.Politics:: DemocratWar:: against, but support our troops and am greatful for everything they doPre-marital Sex:: lol Teenage Pregnacy:: I had my son at 19Underage Drinking:: Who hasn't?Underage Smoking:: Its up to them, I wont buy them though.~This or That~Chocolate/Vanilla:: VanillaMcdonalds/BurgerKing:: Mcd's I hate bk.Day/Night:: NightSilver/Gold:: GoldHearts/Stars:: hmm..toughy. StarsSummer/Winter:: SUMMERSpring/Fall:: FAL
Im Really Pissed About This..
Ok.. this is the deal.. I have a good friend of 4 years.. he has been through so many fucked up relationships and i come and hook him up with my great friend i met at work and hit it off with..actually what happend was she had my pass to my msn.. and her computer logged in automatically to it.. he msged me well he thought it was me and she was on it and thats how it all started... then he asked me about her she asked me about him.. and they both decided to meet and did.. He lives in Illinois and she lives in New York where im originally from. She moved in with him alls gravy and now they are engaged.. our other friend Amanda got pissed at the whole ordeal cus she lives in NY feels that she is having a friend taken away from her.. she gets pissed and blogs about it on Myspace yes i said myspace goin off about Marianna (the friend whos engaged) saying shit about her and how she fails as a mother.. now i found out this girl is the Maid of honor and they are both pickin out fuckin dre
Lyrics - Sevendust Ft Daughtry - The Past
Beneath the water that's falling from my eyes lays a soul I've left behind the edge of sorrow was reached but now I'm fine I've filled the hole I had inside I'll pray it doesn't scream my name so I light a flame and let it breathe the air that kills the shame I'm up I'm down like a rollercoaster racing through my life I've erased the past again a risky morning I feel like I'm alive I can't believe I've made it through this time the edge of sorrow I lived in for some time (lived in for some time) has left the hole I have inside The burden is I try my hate was the last thing I ever felt or thought I could escape I'm up I'm down like a rollercoaster racing through my life I've erased the past again [x2] You let me in then broke me down the difference is this time around I will not let you see me try I'm up I'm down like a rollercoaster racing through my life I've erased the past again [x2] Erased the past
Dj Carni
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Liquid City
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She Is Here.
Rylee Nichole is here. She was born on 02/18 at 11:02pm weighing 7lbs 6oz and 19 inches long. We get to go home tomorrow and we are so excited. I still cant believe I am a mommy. I felt a few contractions before I got something for them...after that I didnt feel anything. I was in labor for about 6 hours and pushed for about 45 minutes. I didnt feel her come out either...I only knew she was out she the doctor showed her to me lol. I am gonna post a picture of her and will post more tomorrow.
I Luv My Family!!
So Humbled.......
to say that I am in shock is an understatement. I have some AMAZING friends!! I have wanted to get spotlight for a while now and have been rating pics for what seems like forever on pages.....BUT get this.....I do not want spotlight for me, myself, but to honor and support the ladies who are breast cancer survivors! We all know someone who has fought or is fighting this horrible disease. I, personally, fought it in 2008. It was not fun!! Look around you....did you know that 1 in 8 women will go through breast cancer? So let's say you have 8 women in your family.....one will get breast cancer in her lifetime.....not a pretty picture! We need more support! There were days where I just laid around and did nothing...and then came on my page here and had messages of love and support from family and friends....that made my day! So I really want to show love and support to all women on FUBAR who are survivors....be proud! You made it through some tough stuff! Please donate as
(still Editing Plz B Patient)
R.I.P Jessie 12/7/83 - 2/19/09 We lost a very good and reliable friend. We will miss you so much. Your family and friends are in our prayers. Click on his profile to leave a comment if you like. His Brother Drake will handle his account. I'm sure he will need some friends throughout his grieving period. dark rider of the eternal flame@Nosferatu's Haven@ fubar This bully is brought to you by: Flash Player Codes by mailboxdrive.com
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What Kind Of Girl Are You
What kinda girl are you?PrincessYou're a princess and you know it. People love you because of your amazing personality. Myspace Quizzes Quizzes
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Dj Kratos
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Tag, Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My second toe on each foot is crooked. 2. I love reading. 3.I have seven siblings. 4.I cannot sleep with socks on. 5.I can be very romantic. 6.I love Nascar. Sue me. 7.I will listen to any type of music. And yes, even country!!! 8.I like eating miracle whip sandwiches. 9.I dip plain chips in ketchup. 10.My mother died in 2003 and I think about her every day! I tag The original the unloved Weirick Mister Feet JoJo Tressapet
Here To Have Fun
here to meet friends,to have fun,how ever it goes,i like nascar racing,i play guitar i'm a lefty guitar player,i write poetry.here to have fun,if u want to no more just ask
Karmically Justified
I figure Karmically I am due to send out a few form letters of my own. I have decided when a local male subbie views my images or writes to me then I am going to send them this. You're always welcome to write me and tell me what you think of this new note: Thank you for checking out my profile! As you may have read I offer in person sessions on a professional basis. I hope it doesn't offend you for me to reach out to you as a potential client; but since you checked me out, I figured it wouldn't hurt to try... Did you happen to notice my Spring Special? From Valentines till Spring Break, as my own stimulous perk, I have discounted sessions Mondays - Fridays from 10 am - 1 pm for only $175 an hour. Since my traditional tribute is $250 an hour -- you are getting a big savings! Also I have a new beautifully tall, red-headed, green-eyed girlfriend who is a switch and can be booked with me for the same price - if you are intimated to bottom to me alone. ; ) She can either be bound
Jokes
Rectum stretcher For those that haven't read this before While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work. ''Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' "I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum Stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do? ''Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide. ''And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...' Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Loo
Car Wrecks, Karma And Hellions
It's funny how my luck works. I've been lucky ALL MY LIFE. More like blessed but yeah sometimes it's dumb luck. I truly believe in Karma. What you put out into the Universe you get back. So, I try to be careful, mindful and considerate of others. My luck last month was horrendous. I got laid off so yeah, Karma was pissed at me about something. But today, she was on my side. Or luck was, either way, I'm extremely grateful. Not just one but TWO fatal car wrecks I was ALMOST in today. Almost? Yeah, by one car in front of me. Both times, both cars T-Boned right before my eyes. Glass, twisted metal, the fatalistic sound of two moving objects slamming into eachother. I shiver when I close my eyes. Just proves to me once again... I am meant to be on this planet, I have great things ahead of me, No matter how shitty times are right now, it won't be this way forever. I guaran-fuckin-tee ya. On a lighter note... Don't let the cuteness fool ya. She's a hell
Australian Bushfire Personal Story
'It's just like a bomb blast': one firefighter's story On Saturday, Dixons Creek firefighter Drew Adamson stood and watched his home burn while he saved someone else's. In the past two days, the CFA lieutenant has seen a body tumble from a smashed car and charred remains in the blackened shells of other vehicles He tried to help a woman find her sister's children only to discover they had burned in a house in the Kinglake fires. Attending a community meeting at Yarra Glen this morning dressed in his ash-smeared CFA yellow overalls, his body shook from sheer physical and emotional exhaustion. But Mr Adamson thinks he's been lucky. His wife Sharon and three sons, aged four, eight and 10, are alive. After what he's seen he knows that's all that matters. On the way to fires in the Yarra Valley on Saturday, Mr Adamson's strike team was stopped just outside Yarra Glen to put out an overturned burning car. When he opened the door of the wreck a body fell out. His c
Kit Tagged Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I recently stopped smoking. (I put this everywhere b/c I'm so proud) 2. I love dogs. 3.I love my job. (Weird huh?) 4.First thing I do when taking off my socks is rub my feet on carpet really fast because I think it feels cool. 5.I love reading magazines but I hate books. 6.I can thump you and give you a concussion. 7.I enjoy working on classic cars. 8.I secretly like my wifes cats. 9.I absolutely adore the kids. 10.I like to dance and party. I tag The original the unloved Misterfeet Nicole Weirick 5.0 Demetrick
Oh Noes I Be Tagged
okay I almost made it through the day with no tag on my ass.... PoStAL you're lucky I like ya! hahahaha Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I say "peace baby" too much... but I like it!!! 2. I love love love MUDSLIDES... as if ya didn't already know! 3. I sometimes scratch the sheet cause the sound soothes me to sleep. 4. My house is clutterfucked right now, cause I can not throw good stuff away. 5. I pray everynight.... hell sometimes all day long. 6. I buy the giant box of swedish fish & hide it from my kids. 7. I would love to live where the person who tagged me lives! 8. I dance around & sing into
Star Wars Dork Alert!
Badly paraphrasing Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back. Earlier Luke Skywalker crash lands his X-wing fighter in a swamp on the planet Dagobah to seek the wisdom of Jedi master, Yoda. While training his mind and body in the ways of the force, the young apprentice see's his ship sink deeper into the swamp. Sensing Luke's anger, Yoda tells Luke to lift the ship out using his fledgling skills. Luke (sheepishly) : "Okay, I'll try." Yoda (frustrated) : "NO!, there is no try. You do, or do not." Luke (exhausted): "I, I can't. It's too heavy." Yoda lifts the X-wing fighter from the swamp lake and onto dry land. (cue emotionally moving music) Luke (surprised): "I, I don't believe it!" Yoda (disappointed): "That is why you failed."
Mofos
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I attend CSU Stanislaus hopefully with achieving a BA in Psychology and a minor in History. 2. I HATE classes that make me introduce myself or work in groups (3 out of 5 are making me do that right now) i just want to show up, the professor lectures, and i take notes. DONE. 3. I honestly do not know what I will do the day my mom dies. 4. My favorite cities to visit are San Francisco, San Diego, and Tijuana B.C. 5. I enjoy, adore, love, obsess over Disney princess. there is not a day that goes by were i don't think about them, watch the movies, or draw them. 6. When i start applying my eyeliner I always tell
My Fu Owner
So, my Fu Owner has teh Auto 11s. He's an awesome guy who treats me well. Yes, a very pleasant Fu Owner to have. :P Please show him some luv for me. Thank You. ♥ Chiina_Whiite@ fubar
This Is For A Great Cause....please Help
This is my very dear and sweet friend, she is trying to get fu-bucks for a spotlight, but not for her, for breast cancer awareness, she is a survivor and still fighting it, so please send her what you can to help this awesome cause, I sent her what I had left I can at least ask my friends to do something. ~sinfullydelicious~@ fubar
What Level?
What level do you have to be to be able to have an owner?
Rates Only~
I'm in another rates only contest and I would love your help. Please click my pic and rate. The more rates the better for me lol. As always be sure to rate the hostess while you are there. If you don't have her as a friend, add her. PebblesinAZ...Owned by Dragon Master...FAN ME, RATE ME, ADD ME@ fubar
It's All A Broads Damn Fault!!
grrrr....mb...grrr!!! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I fart a lot..sad but true, I especially like to fart in elevators. 2. I love my family not weird...but a bit strange since they all should be locked in a closet for a day or so. so, I can relax 3. I'm a blue collar girl..but I fix computers. 4. I believe my plants speak to me. 5. I believe my animals speak to me. 6. I have a cabin that I never get to visit 7. I have a "thing" for green peanut M & M's 8. I love photography, if I could...I'd do it for a living. 9. marijuana should be legal like 100% not this "less then an ounce bs" 10. orchids make me cream 1.
My Vampire Love
His vampire love Is ensuing. The embrace of this thrall So enduring. His vampire love The coolness of his kiss upon my lips. It makes me quiver Quiver in a blissfulness of passion. His vampire love Holds me in his embrace. His charm befalls me Beckoning me ''feel me''. His vampire love His tall figure, pale white skin glistening. His fangs protruding as he approaches my neck Under his spell, I open myself to him & then he bites down upon my neck. His vampire love His burning desires. He scorches my veins. I feel him, I desire him, I want him, I need him. My Vampire Love...
10 Things About Me Game
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an outstanding cook. 2) I tend to read at least one book per week 3) I have been arrested, detained or questioned 6 times in 3 different countries. 4) My sister is the coolest F'in chick in the world. 5) My parents live in China. 6) I have unusually large parts of my body that do not match my actual size (My two big toes - HUGE!) 7) In the ten professional years I have worked, I have made almost 200k in a year, and as little as 2k... The 2k year was my favorite. 8) My favorite quote of all time is from a really dumb movie: Van Wilder: "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." My next is
Invite To Fallen Angel Levelers!
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Ass Hat
ass hat- n. when someone has their own head so far up their ass they are wearing it as a hat.
The Darkness & His Bride
The Darkness Tall, dark, beautiful One to be feared. The Darkness calls to his bride She is his equal Pale & unequivocally beautiful unbeknowst to man. The darkness & his bride = Deadly combination together Together they rule the dark minions Together they are indestructible The Darkness & his bride Come feel their embrace Become ONE with the Darkness & his bride.
Amid The Grieving, A Rare Act Of Sportsmanship
The coach never considered any other option. It didn't matter that his DeKalb, Ill., High School basketball team had ridden a bus two and a half hours to get to Milwaukee, then waited another hour past game time to play. Didn't matter that the game was close, or that this was a chance to beat a big city team. Johntel Franklin scored 10 points in the game following the loss of his mother. Something else was on Dave Rohlman's mind when he asked for a volunteer to shoot two free throws awarded his team on a technical foul in the second quarter. His senior captain raised his hand, ready to go to the line as he had many times before. Only this time it was different. "You realize you're going to miss them, don't you?" Rohlman said. Darius McNeal nodded his head. He understood what had to be done. It was a Saturday night in February, and the Barbs were playing a non-conference game on the road against Milwaukee Madison. It was the third meeting between the two schools, w
The Darkness Lll
Beneath the firey pits of hell Arises The Darkness. Leviathan awakens Heeding to the call of The Darkness. His dark minions awaiting his command He leads his armies strong. The Darkness Come bow dcwn & worship him.
The Darkness Ll
The Darkness I hear him call my name I hear him beckoning to me Come to me, my child, come to me. I stand still In the thralls of darkness His darkness Uncanningly warm despite the coldness. I feel his warmth approaching And with a slight quiver I embrace the darkness An open invitation into his arms. The Darkness There is a charm to him Enthralling is The Darkness That he would choose me as his bride. The Darkness You can fear him or you can love him You can hate him or you can be a part of him The choice is yours. The Darkness I shant not fear him I shant not hate him I shall accept his invitation to be his bride, The Bride of Darkness.
Youve Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am Blonde on the inside. 2. I've never lied about my age. 3. I love pickle juice. 4. I prefer baths over showers. 5. I have never been pulled over. 6. I only wear 1 contact and have Mono-Vision. 7. I am turning into a Tattoo addict. 8. I am a neat freak. 9. I wish for things I know arent possible. 10. I can turn my tongue upside down. OneShot67 MailBroad Don't Need Jack PepsiMan Highway Song
I Was Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. So here we go 10 things about me.... without mentioning underwear or lack there of! lmao 1)I have a thing for penguins! Just love the little suckers! 2) I have a teddy bear that I call "my boyfriend" and no he doesn't have another name. lol 3) I claim that romance makes me want to puke, but secretly I love it! Love notes are the best! 4) I hate wearing pants. lol 5) I've found it's easier to fall in love with a friend then with anyone else in the world. 6) I like to dance in the rain in my nightie. 7)I love to watch sports and yell at the tv and get rowdy. 8)I once did a traveling play with an off broadw
Please Rate My Pic - Round 3
I'm in my 1st contest!!! All you have to do is rate my pic. That's it. Just click on my picture: It's Round 3!!!! All rates have been re-set!!!! Please show love to the sponsor as well!! Thanks!!!
Auto 11s Contest Round 2
Hello my fu friends I'm in a auto 11 contest and I need your help if you could drop by and rate my pic for me I'll even pay you 1000k for one rate. Private Message me for the payment. So if you could come by and give me just 1 rate that would be awesome! Thanks Click The Pic Below To Rate My Pic!!! While you are there plz F/A/R The Sexy Hostess Your Sexy Hostess:PebblesinAZ...Owned by Dragon Master...FAN ME, RATE ME, ADD ME Bully Brought 2 You By:♥SinfulBrat♥ RLW2 BigDaddy + Owned By Sayhey2008
Tired Of The Games
Doesn't anyone believe in monogamy anymore?
Xena Made Me Do It.
I got tagged by the gorgeous Xena...damn her. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to cook & bake & am actually really good at it. 2.I collect windchimes & I keep them all indoors. I also collect pitchers. 3.I love photography. I like pics of things in their natural stae...not posed. 4.My favorite color is purple. 5.I am very loyal to my friends, even when I have been wronged. I may not talk TO you, but I will never talk ABOUT you. 6.I want very much to own my own home. 7.I love to listen to music & dance. It relieves my stress & keeps me sane. 8.I would love to be a forensics tech. 9.My childhood was really messed up but
St Patty's Day Auction
Hey all its me DJ Tazman and im in a St Patty's Day auction so please come bid on me .I am offering 1.Rate pix durring happy hour. 2.Add to top friends and or family. 3.Added to fu owner blog. 4.Added to fu owner pimpout on my page. 5.I will make you 3 morphs of ur choice. If you cant bid please just rate the pic id appreciate it . Thank you for all the rates and bids in advance !!!! Just click the pic below to go rate and bid
Ree & Morgan..tag Teamed Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I drink a lot of coffee and I am a coffee snob! 2. I feel like I am 28, unfortunately I am 38. 3. I was married by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. (divorced now) 4. I was Goth before it was called Goth.. 5. I will never let you see me cry. 6. I am a ProChoice fiscal Republican. 7. My career background is Finance related. 8. I love useless information, ya never know when it will come in handy while drinking with friends. 9. I wish I were a Vampire or Witch! (i do like the taste of blood and would love to apparate) 10. I am who I am, and don't try to impress people with fakeness! I am tagging the
Tom.
Today is a sad day.. I found out my mentor..my father.. my hero.. Tom Leykis, is going off the air.. WTF.. Tom is a victim of the economy? that can't be.. Who the hell am I suppose to turn to for guidance now? My read dad? HA! The Male population just got weaker folks... We are in deep shit now.. I'll miss you Tom, take me out Kobe style...
Chelsea & My Friend
For those who don't know what's been going on with us of late.. here it is.. Friday February 6th my daughter Chelsea (10 years old) was up at 3 am practically screaming in pain, we took her to the children's outpatient clinic at the one hospital in town, they thought it might be her appendix and sent her for an ultrasound and instead of that, they found a kidney stone. The first person said it was 4 mm but later we were told 5 mm. They said they expected her to pass it over that weekend, and sent us home with a prescription for codeine if she had another bout of pain, and that was that. That Saturday night she was in some terrible pain, the codeine didn't help but it did eventually settle for her. She was a bit crampy that Sunday but was otherwise fine the rest of the week. We figured she must have passed the stone Saturday night and just missed catching it in the sieve they'd given her. She was fine at school and all seemed well. Saturday February 14th she was in excruciat
Tagged Again... Twice In One Night!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am going to kick Zombielover's ass for tagging me when he knew Damn good and well that Kloverlynn already had... beware my dear!! 2. I love books!! I love to read!! I will read most anything and have read so many books that I can't remember them all! I gave away 15 boxes of books before moving to New Orleans in 2007 and I gave away another 6 or 8 boxes of books last fall. 3. I HATE shoes!! I hate wearing them and would probably go barefoot more often than not if I could get away with it! Sometimes I even take my shoes off to drive... LOL 4. I have faced my one, true ~ deepest, darkest fear and have come out of
I Crave A Blissful Life
You Crave a Blissful Life Your dream is to live a light hearted, carefree life. You don't want to be bogged down by stress. You'd like to recapture some of the playfulness and innocence you had as a child. You believe that life should be about celebrations and fun. The world needs more happiness. You want to focus on the positive and stay optimistic. It's too easy to get depressed. The Sunset Test
Godmother
Ok I am finally down to 987k to go. Every lil bit counts..please help me get there!
Auto 11's Drawing
I am running auto 11's from Feb 19th, 10 pm est....until Feb 20 10pm est! I am having a drawing, to win an Auto 11! Rate all of 200 pics, then PM me ONLY that you have rated them all. Your name will go into a drawing, and I will draw a name out of hat when my auto 11's expire! The lucky winner will receive an auto 11! Good Luck to all! Will announce the winner Feb 20 at 11pm est in my status. I will not accept anything but private messages for the auto 11' bling give away. Shout box will not quailfy, nor will "folder rated" after each folder is rated. ALL messages to enter must be Private Message! I am running auto 11's from Feb 19th, 10 pm est....until Feb 20 10pm est! I am having a drawing, to win an Auto 11! Rate all of my folders, then PM me ONLY that you have rated them all. Your name will go into a drawing, and I will draw a name out of hat when my auto 11's expire! The lucky winner will receive an auto 1
Tagged By Door.. Oh Good
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am terrified of clowns 2. I have met a few people from the fu, and hope to meet more 3. I am obsessed with panties, I think it's a fetish. Everytime I go shopping I have to get more, I have over 500 pairs lol 4. I used to be a 38DD breast size but had a reduction a year ago, and am now a VERY happy and comfortable 36C 5. My lifelong dream is to open a pub in Ireland and call it Tiff's Place 6. I sing along to commercial jingles, really loud and obnoxious too. 7. I cuss like a sailor at football games.. the only time really lol. I'm worse than a man. 8. My favorite band of all time is Def Leppard.
Tagged - Damn Trixy
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. At secondary school, I used to eat 5 twix' everyday for lunch. 2. I hate these things 3. I find it hard to think of anything interesting about myself, let alone 10 things 4. I can read and have music playing at the same time. 5. On a few occasions have read a book completely in a few hours 6. I'm pretty much completely brain dead most of the time. 7. I use laughter as a defence mechanism, I don't like to be serious. 8. Despise organised religion, and especially those who try to push it on you 9. People who cannot see past their own way of thinking give me murderous thoughts 10. Trixy sucks for making me do this. (tech
My First Auto 11's
Auto 11'S ON!!!! PLEASE HELP ME LEVEL!!! Synful Sinsations *FuWifey to SexiSam! ~Protected by Kanwulf Pirate Lord@ fubar
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Thursday Feb 19th 2009:sadness
agin i sit hrelonely noyhing more to do than play games tv and feel empty, sure i wll find tht someone nd itwill be too late..ill be dying of omething weird. or prolly go from a broken heart.
Seriously? Wtf Is Wrong With You People?
yes, some of my pics are cute, and some of them are somewhat sexual... that does NOT Mean that i want to fuck you. or that i want you to tell me about your cock. or that i want to deal with you in any way shape or form just because you rated my fucking pictures. seriously, you're NOT in highschool anymore. lines like "how about a toy that can be hard when you play with it" (and if the guy that wrote that line to me is reading this, this is not directed at you personally, this is directed at ALL of you) are not going to fucking impress me. you want to impress me? - get me a little fu-hug for 50 fubucks and ask me how my fucking day was... because really, chances are my day fucking sucks and the last thing i want to think about is your fucking dick. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. the girls on here DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU... and honestly, half the ones that say they do want to fuck you, are lying so you'll rate their fucking pictures. you're as fat and ugly as the rest of us on here, and c
Tag You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am going to wring Kloverlynn's neck for tagging me... but then she already knows this 2. I am an accounting nerd!! I love numbers and working with numbers... And I suck at math... BWAHAHAHAHA 3. I've lived in New Orleans for 2 Mardi Gras seasons and have only seen 2 parades 4. It pisses me off to hear people, both men and women, bitching, moaning, and groaning about their body image!! So many people put so much damn stock in what other people think about them, they can't see their true beauty and potential!! And to me that is f*cking SAD!!!! Be yourself!! If you don't like the way you look, do something about
Bling Pack
FOR SALE if you truly want to support the breast cancer awareness cause then tell me here how much you are willing to pay for a bling pack........ see my previous blog about the cause..... thanks!! ~~smooches~~
Forgiveness
It keeps pounding in my head, everytime I lay in bed.. It's a memory of you and me- the things we've said or did. I begin to think, and my heart wants to sink. When I was with you, I felt something so true. Now, I say.. what I am going to do?? I see when you walk on by, feels like I could cry. And tears build up in my eyes, I still have feelings I can't deny. Hoping you'd forgive me tonight, and hold me tight. Wishing you'd tell me "everything's gonna be alright." Nothing ever feels right. I know I can't let go. I still love you so. I keep wishing we'd be together, where it's us again. That we'd last forever and ever!!!
Tagged By Seamus
1 I like older men and cannot stand talkin to 20 sumthins 2 I find holidays an unnecessary hassle 3 I've never smoked pot 4 I 've had epilepsy since I was 13; Last big one happened in Sweden, but I dont remember any of it. Almost had one in Israel, but forced myself out of it cause I felt it comin up. I stopped takin the meds 3 yrs ago, and now control it by gettin enough sleep. 5 I love Europe, but don't like most Europeans 6 I rarely forgive people if they fuck up, and hold grudges 7 I watch Spongebob and other cartoons 8 I tried to stab my mom when I was 7; she was stronger and faster 9 I love nature and forest is my domain 10 I can move my ears
Finally Done!
I went into day to get the procedure done, I'm so damn glad it's over however after he was done I felt faint, almost passed out on the nurse that was in the room with me & the doctor/mother.. I did not feel a thing while he was doing it which is a good thing although, knowing that it's emmbersing I had shit all over the place why I do not know, maybe from my nurves or because of the speculum pushing on my rectum anyways he gave me some killer ass pain meds/ antibiotics can not take that till a week from now, I am to see him 5 weeks from today but the fucked up thing is John & I have reservations on the 23RD of March which falls in the line of when he wants to see me, so I'm going to try & try to get an APP on the 19TH which will be 4 weeks I mean hell what is a week? Anyways I am glad that it's all over an everything came out o.k. for know till I get the results from the LEEP, we're all praying here that all comes out o.k.... I thank everyone who was there with me/praying an support
In A Twinkling Of An Eye
In A Twinkling Of An Eye Forever will I have questions about my past forever will I wonder why didn't things last In a second, in a moment and in a twinkling of an eye have things withered it's way out of my life I always say things happen for a reason, and maybe it was my season. my season to go through, feel pain, hurt and sorrow, all those things that once gave hope for tomorrow, gone in a second, in a moment and in a twinkling of an eye. This reason for my season of grieving has allowed me to put my faith in much more it is much more than what money can buy it is much powerful than the president. It is God himself that even when those things leave in a moment, in a second, and in a twinkling of an eye he's there watchng over my every move when those things have withered it's way out of my life it was the very God himself watching over me because He's there in a second, in a moment and in a twinkling of an eye
Sometimes..
You get that feelingdeep inside..that little knot in the pit of your stomach.that maybe just maybe something you once held very close and dear to you is slipping away gently and that possibly things will never be the same again no matter what you hope or wish for Like that sandcastle you built when you were little on the beachit seemed to take you hours to get it just perfect and it made you feel so good inside and was the best thing in the whole wide world but then as the tide comes in, you hope and pray that it keeps away from your sandcastle, just so it stays perfectbut then the tide gets closer and closer until finally it starts to lap away at your castle..and with each wave it slowly takes away a small part of the castle until finally it is washed away completely and the one thing you had that made you feel so good.was gone!!
Tagged Again By Zombielover
1) I work alone all night, and like it that way. I enjoy silence 2) I am an extroverted introvert 3) I am a black sheep in my fam. Everyone has PhDs, and I have a lazy ass 4) I met my hubby on a red line train in Chicago at 1am; he followed me to the closed parking lot, and I thought he was a stalker. But he was cute, so it was ok. We've been together ever since (7 yrs) 5) I have an anger prob I'm workin on...FUCK!!! 6) Stupidity is my pet peeve, and I distance myself from stupid people. 7) I am a closet nerd 8) I am very careless, which have caused me trouble in the past and most likely will in the future 9) I am extremely down to earth, and will talk to ANYONE. 10) I learned English by watching The Simpsons and Ricky Lake all day long
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Kicks Husky
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am addicted to sugar free rockstars. 2. I am very much a people person, although I am shy when I meet someone. 3. One of my favorite shows is CSI Miami 4. I have flown to NYC to go on the Sally show, was a back up show that never got recorded. 5. I used to breed ADBA Registered American Pitbull Terriers 6. Hence my screen name, I love evil clowns and have Pennywise from IT tattooed on my leg. 7. I love horror movies. 8. I have lived in 11 different states. 9. I was in the USN, got out because I got pregnant with my daughter. 10. I have a Valentine Baby.... Now, who's next? anyone that read
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Tagged By Seamus.
Alright fuckin bastard tagged me. I hate this kind of shit but because he is a great friend, I guess I will participate. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm getting married on May 17, 2009 to Short Bus. 2 I swear just as much in real life as I do here. 3 I am a recovering drug addict. 4 I have no children, because I lost a child to downs syndrome. 5 I am a computer geek at heart. 6 I have never been convicted of anything. I probably should have. 7 I have never been married. 8 I have had back surgery. 9 I work at a lumber mill. 10 I lived out on the streets for 3 years in Santa Ana, Garden Grove and Anaheim CA. (No I wasn't h
Tag You Are It
Damn you, Broken Angel! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I like submissive women 2. I love to sleep 3. I havent had sex in over 2 years 4. growing up in brooklyn with a name like Pierre really sucked 5. prefers to smoke pot over drinking. 6.I like angry sex 7.I talk in my sleep 8.I hate to mix certain foods in my plate. 9. I rarely rarely ever drink, and If I do I get drunk easy 10. I plan on going postal on the next person who tags me. My brain hurts to think of this stuff Im not tagging anyone since my friends dont read my blogs anymore. If you wanna be tagged then please feel free.
In A Previous Life......
It's all a memory now...so rooted in my southern spiritual heritage. I rode past a big snow-white antebellum home today. Thoughts exploded; memories perhaps of a previous life? I saw the ornate black shutters, the white imperial columns that held the large balcony atop. Through the grand black double doors leading inside, I envisioned her walking, almost floating about the house. She, so content. She gracefully moves to the window, parting the white lace curtains, and clasping them aside, sees the bright sun beaming down on the greening grass and enormous porch. She smiles, walks to the side French doors, pulls the glass knobs and opens the door to a grand Mississippi afternoon. There I leave her in the front porch swing, rocking slowly, in her pretty pink flowing gown, matching ribbons in her long, auburn hair, and watching two black kittens playing at her bare feet. She is holding three roses to enjoy as she passes a few hours. Maybe she is waiting on her gentleman who will
Keeping Up With The Times
Gates vs. GM For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the free-way for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you coul
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Tagged By Klover
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 i`m fuckin older than everyone i talk to on here 2 i swear more in real life than i do here 3 i have as many felony convictions as other people have fingers 4 yes i do smoke dope everyday, for back pain and sanity 5 i am a history international and cnn junnkie 6 i can be a bitter and rotten fuck 7 i am still a romantic puppy at times 8 i am missing the fingertip of my left index finger 9 i have had 3 heart attacks from genetics, bad diet and the first from coke 10 i am only doing this cuz klover tagged me i am tagging kit witchie danaughster russian foxx chrissicat
I Was Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a habbit of making a beats on my chest 2. I text like Crazy 3. At times I can be an order freak I like things to have it's certain place and if it's out of place I know 4. I crack my knuckles 5. When I play the drums I get into the music and make faces lol it's something I can't help at times lol 6. I clack my teeth at times not all the time 7. I love the color blue everything I have is almost blue lol 8. I can be a neat freak at times 9. I love to make people laugh 10. I've been told I am too positive I Tag...Honey Bee, Domestic Goddess, and Ti Ti
Wtf Did I Do?
So I see that someone that I thought was a friend now has me blocked. It's probably because I deleted everyone and hadn't gotten around to adding her back yet. Yanno, I'm sorry that I have a ton of things that I have to and I don't get around to adding everyone back the second I delete everyone. And excuse me for not having the best memory to remember everyone I need to add. It's not like we really talked that much anyway..but it was worth blocking me? Whatever.
Nsfw
WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS SAD THAT PEOPLE WOULD MARK OTHER'S PICTURES AS NSFW. WHEN THEY THEMSELVES WOULD SHOW MORE SKIN THEN THE PICTUER THEY MARKED. BUT , HEY THIS IS FUBAR. PEOPLE GET SELF OCONSCIOUS AND SEE SOMETHING THEY THINK IS BETTER LOOKING AND THEY HAVE TO "MARK" IT NSFW. WELL, PLEASE IF MY PICTURES OFFEND YOU STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE.
Stars And Sons. Aka Soundtrack To The Beginning Of A Great Night.
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I Was Tagged...
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I grind my teeth. I grind them when I am sleeping and when I am awake. I have been doing it so long that my teeth are completely flat. Sometimes I do it so much I get a headache. 2. I think I am afraid of heights. I don't know I am am necessarily afraid of heights or falling. But I definitely don't like to be up high anywhere. 3. I love kissing. I think it is the most intimate expression of desire. 4. Whenever I borrow a DVD from someone it takes me forever to return it. I love watching movies, but hate having to watch a movie. 5. I believe in ghosts and spirits. I believe they are everywhere around you at all times.
You Been Tagged... Or Its From Me So Slap
It was givin to me by some creepy dude names Into the Void HAHAHA! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1: I am a huge metal head/ punk chick... But Im not afraid to admit I love Neil Diamond lol 2: My left eye twitches when Mudvayne's Death Blooms is played (Swear its happend more than once less than 5 times) 3: I want to one day have the pleasure of screwing Rob Halford or George Michael... I know BOTH Gay but I like the challenge LMFAO 4: With that said Above... I guess you can add Glenn Danzig there too 5: My first concert was when I was 11 and it was David Bowie 6: I am a bartender who specializes in making caffienated beverages LOL (yeah
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Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I LOVE TO COOK 2.I AM AFRAID TO FLY 3.AM OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE 4.STEELERS FAN ALL THE WAY 5.THINKS BASEBALL IS BORING(need to let them fight) 6.AVID FISHERMAN 7.ENJOYS JAMES PATTERSON&JOHN GRISHAM BOOKS 8.GOING BACK TO SCHOOL 9.SPEAKS HIS MIND 10.FALLS FOR THESE DUMB ASS TAGS...LMAO
Need Help Leveling
Trying to get to level 22 please come help me and i will rate some of ur pics in return..Also I'm trying to promote out that I'm the newest Fu Pastor and Notary so tell ur friends.
Sayhey2009 & Dawnmarie Auto11
These 2 awesome fu's below have got auto11s running and they want you to spank them real good! The first one is my sweet & handsome owner... say_hey2009 Owned By Freyja Fu Goddess and this sweet heart is a good friend and she is also owned by the sweet & handsome Sayhey2009..... ~~~~DAWNMARIE~~~~Fu-Owned BY SAY_HEY~~ Bulletin Brought To You By: SinfulBrat
Tag Im It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am 47 years old 2. Divorced with no kids just a dog 3. Worked in Law Enforcement for 15 years 4. Received the Medal of Valor last Nov. 5. I love movies and am a total junkie 6. Never was one to tell so much about myself 7. Love being in Indiana 8. Love my peace and quiet when I get it 9. Keep my friend list short with good people 10. Wants to find the one person that makes my life complete If you have read this then you should do your own blog with 10 facts or weird things about yourself and tag 10 friends including me
10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I hate the wizard of Oz. the witch scares me 2) Im not really this much of a perv in person. 3) I speak English and Texmex . 4) My favorite ice cream is Cookies & Cream. 5) My favorite drink is a Long Island Icetea 6) I like feet. lol 7) I love Horror and SciFi movies. 8) My favorite color is Blue. 9) I eat a lot of red meat. My parents have a lot of cows. lol . 10) I took home economics in high school cause i hated Agg . Tagging: Cyn Lisa Beach Babe. Sabella. BeticupCake
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Tagged By Strummer..grrr
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I cannot sleep in a stagnant room..the air has to be moving or have a window open. 2.I am a closet science geek. 3. I am actually a romantic at heart..just with a hard crunchy shell 4.I have a BSN and am starting school in March to finish up my BA in forensic criminology 5. I have Lupus..with LOTS of complications..hmm..sometimes it really IS Lupus 6. I am a bookworm. I HAVE to read at night to fall asleep 7. I still like what my dad used to make me as a kid.scrambled eggs with cheese and bologna 8.I was stabbed clean thru my left hand by a crazy ex. 9. I moved to Vegas at 17 to get away from home
Damn, He Got Me Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10. I'm ichthyophobic (majorly afraid of fish), and I'm not even sure why. Fish touching me makes me spaz, and even just the thought of it makes me cringe a little. I can barely stand going into ponds/lakes/rivers/ocean/etc. Not to mention I'm still afraid of the dark and my mattresses sit on the floor because I'm still afraid that someone could be hiding under my bed. 9. I'm a sectional eater. I can't stand for my food to touch, and I'll eat one thing at a time on my plate. Sometimes I'll pick around at it, but the majority of the time, that's a big thing for me. 8. I'm allergic to OFF! bug spray. No other brand. Just O
Tag I'm It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm 30 Years old and have 2 boys, ages 6 and 5. 2. Hard for me to trust people period because for some reason people like to listen to what others have to say about me (who don't know me) instead of getting to know me themselves. Sad... 3. I had a baby in high school and he passed away at age 4 in 2000 while I was deployed overseas. That moment in time is what made me cherish being a woman and a mother. 4. I'm half Irish and half Puerto Rican 5. I write poetry and sing. 6. I lost a brother in the first World Trade Center on 9/11. 7. I'm a lady in the streets and the opposite in the sheets, but still can't seem to find a true lo
I've Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't eat Red Meat . 2. I love to Cook . 3. I have to watch N.C.I.S everyday or it turns out to be a bad day .. 4. I hate a Dirty House .. 5. I can't go to sleep without my T.V on ......lol 6. My all time Fav movie is Top Gun !! 7. I love to wear Flip Flops everyday even when its cold ........lol 8. I have 3 pets a Dog , Cat , and a Rabbit . 9. I have to have Coffee to get me going in the Morning 10. I can't stand ppl that think they are all that ..... Sunflower ~ K.K ~ dewyb1969 ~ Poppa ~ Guitars707 ~ CHI-TOWN "RIP" ~ radarlove ~
Some Myspace Thing That Made It's Way Here....yay!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Karma hates me..if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all...WOE DESPAIR and AGONY ON ME! 2. I like to work on vehicles..all but Rice Burners...to many damned vaccum hoses. 3. I live in the middle of redneck hell where all the gossipers spread their evil and it totally blocks out the cell signal...ZIPCODE CHANGE PLEASE! 4. I need mental stimulation...so I read alot...and have accumilaed alot of useless information...TRIVIA PURSUIT ANYONE? 5. I am allergic to iodine, almost all fish, shell fish and bullshit..NEXT!? 6. I am a good artist. I love to draw and paint, just not houses, barns and 35 acres of
Tagged By Tamz
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I like mac and cheese w/spam. 2. I can't sleep without two fans on me. 3. I have a bad fault of assuming everyone I meet is a good person. 4. My feet stink and sweat really bad in the winter time. 5. I watch RedTube every morning while having coffee. 6. I love boobs. 7. I take two asprin every night before I go to bed. 8. I realize that if I ever cut myself really bad, I may bleed to death. 9. I sleep with a body pillow and pretend it's you. 10. I practice mammography every chance I get. tamz lost illusion vixen kloverlynn
Foxx Touched Me... I Mean "tagged"...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a twin brother, who surprisingly, I havent killed yet 2. I didnt get my drivers licence til I was 25 3. I speak in accents when with friends and we're out of town 4. The back top of my head is completely flat from it not healing right after a car accident, which is one of the reasons my hair is long, to hide it 5. I know all the dialog to "The Mummy" even the egyptian parts 6. I act all confident and self assured, but am really shy and have low self esteme 7. I almost RARELY leave my house anymore 8. I find graveyards extemely relaxing 9. I hate hypocrites but am one myself 10. I smo
Tagged (by Russianfoxx)
(I was tagged by RussianFoxx, so as not to incur her wrath (if you've read her blogs, you know what I speak of) I will comply.) Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spent 6mos of my life living in a tree in the middle of Venice, California when I was homeless. 2. When I put a pack of cigarettes in my left breast pocket, my nipple gets irritated. This does not happen to the right one for some reason. 3. I watch Godzilla movies (or any Kaiju for that matter) like their going out of style. 4. I want to write for Rue Morgue magazine some day, but they only hire Canadians. 5. I have an extremely anal work ethic and high pride in my work, yet have
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Giggles
I was so tired after a long day of work. I feel wore out by the time I get home. I also get grouchy as hell. Well today I get online to check up on Fubar land and I get a message from a guy. I get comments all day fron dudes saying what they would, should or could do. They all kinda sound the same. This was different. I couldn't help but to laugh. I hope you find humor in it as I have. This is just a lil bit of what went on in the shout box. His name has been partially blocked for privacy reasons. Thank you my new friend, you made my day. ♦$upaXXX♦: pssttttttt........do u think it would be mean if i was to say id be willing to get on my knees to fight a lil kid to get to those titties lol ->♦$upaXXX♦: LMAOOO, my first laugh for the whole day. Thank you Suga ♦$upaXXX♦: lol well i was being for real lol ->♦$upaXXX♦: you don't want to kick a lil kids ass, lol That's not nice ♦$upaXXX♦: so i got to cum all the way to MD

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