Good Friday Morning to you. No it’s not Good Friday, Good Friday it’s just a good Friday. Hmmm that is confusing.
Hey have you ever went to one of those strange but true web sites? No not the one with the bearded lady. You know the ones that contain strange but true facts. Yeah I geek up ever so often and try those sites. Did you realize that over 2500 left handed people die each year due to using right handed designed instruments. No not trumpet or saxophone things like scissors, can openers, and sickles. No, no, no not icicles the thing one would use to cut crops, trim weeds you know the grim reaper normally has one. Try using that if you are left-handed…look out shins! It is astonishing that so many things we take for granted as being right handed that a left hander can’t do. Now back in the day when I played baseball as a child I always thought left handers were the spawn of evil oh yeah! Rat Bastards could throw a curve ball outside and I would think that will never make the plate and whammo bing bam boom I am called out on strikes! Gee wiz Mart let it go dude it was 40 years ago! However now I feel bad, because perhaps some of those leftys never reached their thirtieth birthday. I can see the news headline Man killed by run away pair of shears wife left wondering if it was her fault she bought right handed tool…
My point is this. Some things manufacturer’s make are for left handed people and some things are meant for right handed people. Which brings me to a valid point. How does one tell if a dog is right handed or left? Well I researched this little trivia question and know the answer. Which I can give it to those who wish to know, but only if you really, really want to know. I think it will astound you once you find out. It is not what I originally thought. So in your trivia games and classic mind wit times if this question comes up I have the correct answer.
Other then that let me say to those who are left handed have a fabulous day, You are a Survivor. But be weary your day might be coming sooner then you think. Be sure to use only left handed items. Here is a bit of knowledge not many know, TV sets are right Handed while Radios are Left Handed… Hmmm Radio came before TV and we have the better format of news..ha ha..,ok no they are not…but I had you didn’t I?
Have a fabulous day.
A huge hug and shoot… Lizard flipped me the bird with her … ( which ) leg?
Marrtay
