1. I didn't know what real love was until I had kids
2. There is only one man in the world I would trust with my life. He's also the only man I believe truly loves me, even though he's never said it out loud.
3. If I could spend the rest of my life cooking and having sex, I'd die with a smile.
4. If I had to forsake one of the above for the other, I'd want to kill myself.
5. I am not addicted to chocolate...despite being female.
6. Although I love girly things (makeup, nail polish, etc.) I consider myself low maintenance and take less time to get ready than most men I know.
7. I have pulled a transmission from a car in a junk yard. I even got my hair in the mud. Yay me.
8. I know how to change my own oil. I also know where to find eye candy in my town to do it for me.
9. I can install and remove snow chains...and am very glad I live where I no longer have to use those skills.
10. I AM addicted to caffeine, sex, chewy candy (Dots if ya got em), and quite possibly fubar.
