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1.Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes? YUCK, SO YES. 2. How about drinking? THAT DOESNT BOTHER ME. 3. Do you want someone you can't have? NAH. 4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? YEAH. 5. Whats your favorite sport? UFC, AND FOOTBALL, (TITO ORTIZ, SAN DIEGO CHARGERS!!!!) 6. Its saturday night, you're home alone, what do you do? CHILLIN ONLINE, WATCHING TV. 7. What are you listening to right now? MUSIC. 8. Can you do splits? HELL NAH. 9. Do you like roller coasters? YES. 10. Whens the perfect time to have a boyfriend/girlfriend? LOL WTF? 11. What did you do tonight? WENT TO THE GYM WITH CHARLEE. 12. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? NO AND YES. 13. What are you doing this weekend? GO SEE MY PARENTS, TRY TO GO TO THE GYM. 14. Whats your favorite restaurant? OLIVE GARDEN 15. Do you usually fall for the right or wrong girl/boy? I PICKED A GOOD GUY ;) 16. Have you ever hugged someone? D
Black Pew
The Back Pew There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a l ittle old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen"
Lawyers
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. H
"i Love You Like" Poem
glitter-graphics.com " I LOVE YOU LIKE" I Love You in the mornings light, I Love You in the moon light, I Love You like the flowers need the sun light, I Love You like The waves on the shore, I Love You even more. I Love You like The lighthouse shines on the bay, I Love You more everyday. Like Us my love for you, Will always be for an eternity.
My Hawaiian Name
MY HAWAIIAN NAME 1. The first 2 letters of your name: HI 2. The first 2 letters of your middle name: JA 3. The letter i: I 4. Double the 3rd letter in your name RR 5. The letter a: A 6. Put it all together: HIJAIRRA
Democrat, Republican, Or Hill Billy?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. Scenario You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carry
About Me
I'm a 22 y/o female from Australia. I have been working in Europe for about a year before coming to the U.S. I've been working here about 5 months all over the states. I'm a singer/musician/songwriter. I'm sorry guys I'm a lesbian too so no romance here not that I have the time or energy even with a girl. I'm into music of course and surfing. I've surfed since i was 8. I love the nightlife as well as quiet cozy nights at home. I cant think of anything else to say right now but I probably will later. Anyway I love to make new friends so feel free to message me and say HI. Jane xxx
Tag!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I raise my 3 girls on my own 2. my favorite color is purple 3. I dont wear dresses, love my jeans and t-shirts! 4. I hate the cold and snow, lol ya ya ya and I live in Nebraska! 5. I love all kinds of music nut especially my country! 6. My brown eyes change colors with my mood they are almost black when Im mad! 7. Coffee is like my life line in the mornings without it Im not happy! lol 8. I am stopping the nasty habit of smoking, yay be proud of me! 9. I have severe asthma 10. Oh I snore alot lol at least thats what Im told! Passing the Torch to: Dragonlord Drake, Fu-king Bill, Dj Boogie, shad1666, Sh@an
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A Heart Thats Broken
My heart is broken Never more to mend My heart is broken twenty years ago My heart is broken By a lowly man My heart is broken with no steps to take My heart is broken I can love no more My heart is broken Never more to mend By Wilma Walker Feb. 7, 2008 6:15am
Are You Serious?
Not one person has a CRUSH ON ME? Come on guys! Show the love!
Good Morning With A Dose Of Numa Numa
Feeln Guilty
Ok...so going to the institution that i do; i often get to meet people that most people dont...some famous, but mostly high power military, and business men. i had a lunch, with a business man who will remain nameless, the other day and after talking to him for a long time he offered me a job after i finish my program here. this isnt the first time this has happened...but for the first time ever i have actually been thinking about it...and i feel really guilty right now. i suppose its because im so close to the end now that im just finding things to distract myself from the goal...i know my committment is still strong, and that i have the constitution to do what is right...just wanted to share...should i feel guilty? is that my mind's attempt to run away from my future? feel free to offer advice if you like...
Tagged - View My Blog
Now this came from lex - so I'm sure not all this is right and the rules may be totally wrong!! ha ha I believe the rules are... once you have been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 random facts about yourself, then hit 5 people and leave a message on their profile saying 'Your tagged, please read my blog', you can't tag the person who tagged you... i think that's how it works lol... now 10 random facts about me??? this could take a while! lol 1: I've just come back from the doctors & she told me I was fat! 2: I have convinced a friend she's a year older than me, even though she is actually a year younger! 3: I love the smell of lemons & limes. 4: My current favourite song is "Memorial" by Pugs Atomz - but that changes all the time so by the time you read this it'll be something else! 5: I'm fat! And now it's official! 6: I'm wearing jeans. 7: I love unintentionally funny people. 8: My fave night out is friends, pub, lots of alcohol and being able to have a pointless
Story Time For Adults
I was eager with anticipation as I drove down the dark Durham streets. Today is Holly's 27th birthday, and I knew exactly what she wanted to do to celebrate it. I glanced over my shoulder just to make certain the bottle of wine was still chilling on ice and not all over my seats. Satisfied, I continued driving, thinking about the upcoming evening events. Pulling in to her drive, I could already see the candles flickering through the blinds. A small smile formed on my lips as I grabbed the bottle of wine and two wine glasses. Then I made my way to her front door, knocking lightly. She was there to greet me right away, a twinkle in her eye as she nervously played with her tongue ring. We had met a few times before this, once in a public place and once at my house. However, we had not had the chance to fully explore one another like we wanted to, and tonight would be a special night. I pulled her into my arms as soon as I walked through her front door. It was a warm embrace, he
Medical Status
Hey Everyone people keep asking about this and i am tired of repeating myself so hey blog it! As of last week I was seen at the spinal clinic they did a series of x-rays called strech x-rays where they take films of your spine in different postions. However, they found more problems with my spine is not aligned correctly. And the spinal Steonsis is more complex then we had imagined. And with the syotic nerves in my legs being pinched my pain is out of control. After my Mri next week we are going to try the spinal Injections again, and if that doesn't work we will resort to surgery, which i am scared to death about because of all the stories i have been told about. Working is out of the question now my doctor has me on high doses of medication & Limited steps. Do not give me any sympthony on this spinal steonsis can effect anyone at anytime. this is just to let my friends know what's going on. David is still in the desert and will not be back for another week. so bare with me
Allright!
Just curious - are there any swingers out there? If so, when will the next is the next swinging party and where? I used to go to a swing club and I only remember the first word of the swing club - 'Carolina..' something. Leave me a note!
Friend With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
Adult Pics
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My Thoughts, Feelsing And Etc.
Well today is my first day on here and without meaning to I manged to really upset and offend some people on here. As a result of this I got myself banned from a lounge which I was enjoying being in. If there is one thing I could do differently it would be to never have mentioned the subject (which shall remain nameless) which got me banned. I really am sorry for everything I caused and hope there is no ill will between all those involved. Once again my sincerist apologies. Blood Raven
Uk Delights!
UK Delights is more than just a lounge! Click the Lips... and join us now in the most delightful lounge of Fubar!
Mda Mediator
As most know I was appointed moderator of the family...that means when the drama starts it gets brought before me and I am the one you deal with to get it sorted out and fixed. A drama problem was brought before me to handle by the owner of the MDA. I tried to contact the lady involved because this was inner family. No success. The owner told her that she was to set a meeting with me by Friday and she has never tried. Since it is obvious that the person in question refuses to try and work this out, It is only fair that I submit that the person be removed from the Leveling family and friends list, as all members know the rules no drama in the family. This is my report for whoever wishes to read and comment. For family members her is the person who is being removed and yes it is on my suggestion and any problems with this should be brought to me. DJ"LoneWolf"~ ~Co Owners Personal BITCH@ NO LIMITS~Owner of TL FL B Kindred To WhiteWolf@ fubar Thank you very much for yo
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Complicated Is Life
Why is it no matter how hard you try to please everyone it never works? Why is it in your process of making everyone happy you forget about yourself? Why is it no matter how many people you want to make happy the one that you 100% for sure you want to spend the rest of your life with winds up hating you? Why do you change who you are after someone close to you dies? Why can't I just get on with my life? Why can't I get her out of my mind no matter how hard I try? Why can't she see the way I cry?
Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I play drums and love jazz and blues- When at home I play in my underwear. 2. I masterbate way too much... 3. I eat both white and dark meat... (Chicken) 4. I love IFC, AMC, and TCM old movies kick ass 5. I hate feet, little fluffy dogs, and okra. 6. I am a huge Korn, Toadies, Deftones, and Rage Against the Machine fan! 7. i dont like rap but love R&B if it has a good bass line i can boink to it i like it. 8. Ive had sex in some wierd ass places, Goat barn during the fair (with a woman), In the backseat of a car while cruising town. On the football field after my last game as a senior. The dam at rocky fork lake... i
Collections
I collect them all, of what she has given to me. I collect the experiences, small treasures in my mind that fade with time, but are never dulled or lost. The voice, the touch, and the pleasure for all time to be used upon my request.
Im Gonna Fucking Lose It
I dont know my self any more. Ive been though so much I dont understand what it is im doinng. Im not happy...should i be? I want then dont want. I do know that im fucked up, pissed of, and my mind seams to be fubared. I need time to think, to reflect, to find out what is going on with my iner workings. This is not me, but I see shades of my self behind my minds eye. so many things going on in my mind. I cant think...but i know i am...am i going crazzy yet. If you knew the things I know,see,think...you would think im crazzy. But as of late...Things are clear its just so much to take in, too much to think about, am I coming or going, right or not,good or bad. I dont know what the hell is going on. I know that when i was younger I felt so much better about every thing around me, now it seamsas if the whole thing just fell apart.
Im Back!!
Hey Everyone!! I'm Back Online!! I Won't Be On As Much As I Used To Be! Sorry For Not Telling A Lot Of You That I Wasn't Going To Be On Here!! Thanks To All Of You That Left Me Love:D:D If You Rated, Fanned, Or Tried Adding Me, Come Back And Let Me Know! For Some Reason, When I Got On At The Library It Told Me I Had 100+. But I Couldn't Add Anyone Because My Time Was Up. But When I Got Back Online On My Computer, They Were All Gone. I Only Had Like 50. So If You Tried Adding Me And It Never Got Accepted.. I'm Sorry!! Just Come Back To My Page And Let Me Know And That Will All Be Taking Care Of!! Gosh I Miss A Lot Of You Guys!! Well I'm Finally Back:D Love, ~JoJo~
My Pictures
I recently added some awesome pictures to an album marked Blood Pictures. They are NSFW and you can look if you want. I find them very sexy and erotic not only because of the blood but because of the excellent photography. Someone told me the pictures were weird and I may be a little disturbed, and that he didn't find death and suicide hot. So my question to my mummer riends who know me best, am I sick and twisted? (Damn, I so should have sent this to Ask Chantilly)
Robinson Rig #11
I just finish another fishing job on Robinson Rig #11. I Just wanted to pass on to the crews of Robinson rig #11 a pat on the back. In all my years in the oilfield, NEVER EVER have I seen a rig stay as clean as this one while fishing operations were in progress. These boys on rig #11 have what a lot of rigs lack these days. PRIDE. Even though this is a older rig, a pleasure to work on. This rig is well maintained and the crews have pride in there rig which is a direct reflextion of the quaility of drillers and toolpushers they have. If a lot more roughnecks took as much pride as these boys do, instead of worrying about days off, the patch would be a lot more better. Damn good job boys, keep turning and burning! Makem Bite!! Check out the pictures of Robinson Rig #11.
Contest-plz Read
There is still about another week left in this contest. I think it ends somewhere around Valentines Day. Please stop by and leave me a few comments. I know people hate these things and they're a pain in the butt. I normally don't enter contests but I am doing it to help a friend out as he is not far from leveling to become godmother (lvl 25) For those of you that have helped me so far, thank you so much. For those that haven't I'm only asking for a couple comments. Come on, you've already made it this far!! Just click on my picture below and it will take you to where the comments are needed! xoxo ~E aka "That Girl" I'm in a new contest, Please click on the picture below and leave me a few comments if you have a minute or two to spare it would be greatly appreciated! Much love ~That Girl
Just A Lil Bored
so ive been working alot i think today is my 1st day off in like 17 or 18 days of working in a row counting sat and suns lol... anyways i havent been on that much lately... but im pretty bored today so im sure i will be on alot!!
Help My Friend!!!
HE NEEDS YOUR HELP ***************** OK PEOPLE MY FRIEND IS IN A CONTEST AND HE NEEDS ALL WHAT HE CAN GET SO PLEASE CLICK ON HIS LINK AND HELP HIM OUT WITH A RATE AND AS MUCH AS YA CAN GIVE COMMENTS, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND ALL THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A FABULOUS EVENING AND WONDERFUL UPCOMING WEEKEND! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~♥~Misbehavin2~♥~@ fubar
Scam!!
New Credit Card Scam - Snopes.Com says this is true. See this site - http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/creditcard.asp Or this one: http://WWW.truthorfiction.Com/rumors/p/phishing.htm This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday fr om 'VISA', and I was called on Thursday from 'Master Card'. The scam works like this: Person calling says, 'This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Tel
States Rights
Medical marijuana in San Francisco may be going up in smoke. In late December, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration sent letters to landlords of buildings that housed medical cannabis dispensaries in the city, telling them they face the loss of their property and possibly prison if the businesses stay open. Now, less than two months later, seven of the city's 28 dispensaries have closed or are on the verge of closing, according to medical marijuana supporters and activists. They fear more will follow. "It's like a dagger in the heart," said Wayne Justmann, a medical marijuana advocate. "We're barely holding on right now." Dispensary owners are being guarded about the closures, as they are fearful that speaking publicly will draw attention to their individual businesses and put them at greater risk. So far, the Mason Street Dispensary in the Tenderloin district has closed completely. One of the city's older dispensaries, 194 Church St. - which last year city superviso
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Tag Youre It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm the oldest of my siblings, I have 2 sisters 2 I was a bartender / bar manger for 15 years 3 I'm a big kid when it comes to Disney movies 4 I like cooking dinners for friends 5 I once had sex in a elevator 8-P I 'm breaking the rules on who I can Tag . That's me I'm a rule breaker . lmao I , tag Em , Goddess , Phoenix, WT HRK , & Ra , Ra , Rhonda
Understanding A Womans Language! Lol
1.Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your m
Sweet And Sexy
Happy Valentine's Day Comment Graphics
The Kiss...
The kiss Written By ME As I look down, My vision locks upon your, Beautiful majestic brown eyes, Everything else fades away, Into one big blur. All I can see are those, Big brown eyes, Looking back at me. I lean forward, Getting close, Soo close, I can feel your breath, Upon my cheek. I pause, For just a brief moment, Just to sense your lips, Drawing closer to mine. I move in closer and closer, Until my lips caress your, Rose petal lips, Ever soo softly. We pull away, To move closer together, Our breath deepening. Our lips open more and more, As if they were awaiting permission, Permission for our tongues, To say, Yes to a dance. We pull away, To move closer and closer, Our tongues and lips, Dancing together, Caressing each other, Holding each other, Becoming more and more, Passionate with each, Embrace. Our lips, Our bodies, Our souls, Melting together, To become one With every kiss, We share, I lose a small, Piece
Family Bulletin
RockstarBy NickelbackBest Video Codes Just a little ol Bulletin from good old Agent Smith ,each and every one of these people are really awesome people to me,so iam asking that if you get chance Fan Rate and Add each of them,you wont be let down,they are all top notch friends and family,real quality people. I would also like to thank each and every one of my fu-friends for all the fun we have on this crazy site!!!! below are all the links to the awesome people,check them all out,it will be worth it trust Agent Smith ~MAGICKME~@ fubar ŞħĐŴ {owner of NBSD}@ fubar Wonder Woman@ fubar ~Tiger~Goddess~Lady~ ~Club F.a.r.~@ fubar tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar fatz THE EVICTOR(hotties r us)@ fubar
Underwear...
Underwear Written By me I do not care What type Of underwear A young woman May wear. Are they A rare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Are they A spare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Do you Have a tear in Your favorite pair Of underwear? I do not care! Can you see hair Through that tear? I do not care! It is not fair, When a woman Dares to go bare. I tend to stare. I like it when A woman wears No underwear! Does she use Nair? I do not care! As long as I do not receive a scare, When it is time to share, What is under that Underwear!
Eye Pools...
Eye Pools Written By me I fell into your eyes. I can not look away. I want to stay for an infinite eternity. I fear to wake from this fantasy of pure ecstasy, For my vision of heavenly beauty, I may lose, To a new reality. If I shall lose my vision of sheer loveliness, My heart shall pain me More deeply than the heart Of a poet should Ever endure. Our meeting, Our fate, Is pure destiny. For I have never felt eyes As intense as yours. I want to speak, But I feel as if Your eyes Have read every page, Have read every note, Have read every word In my mind. The only question left is, Will you be mine?
A Little Smile...
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: 1st line SAFER: 2nd line SAFEST: 3rd line ULTRA SAFE: Have some wine What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that
Fun Game
http://detroit-6mile.myminicity.com check this out its a build your own city game!!!
Tag Your It!!!!
I was Tagged by BigMule Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a 24 year old son. 2. I love the color purple. 3. I work as a management agent for 2 apt. complexes. 4. I love roses (love to have dozen purple roses) 5. Im a big fan of the Cleveland Browns. 6. Im very claustrophobic. 7. My favorite drink is sex on the beach. 8. I have never been in a limo. 9. I just had 2 total knee replacements. 10.God is the answer to all!!
Questions
Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 4 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ]
Band Stuff
For about the past 2 years, I've been a part of something really true to my heart. I've been a Metallica fan since 1982 (wow, do I feel old now) and am damn proud of the fact that I get to go out each night and play the music that has inspired, entertained, and supported me through the majority of my life... the music of METALLICA!! For the curious, the 2 videos on my profile are of WHIPLASH in action. If you dig what you see/hear, please take thetime to check us out at: www.myspace.com/whiplashbandpa METAL!!
Tag! You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. This is my first blog here ever, lol 2. I got kicked out of Canada. 3. I can drink coffee fixed any way and enjoy it. 4. I was raised in an S.D.A. school until I was kicked out in my sophmore year. 5. Spelling is and has always been a weak point for me. Maybe it's beause I'm slightly lysdexic. 6. I love to cook for others but will rarely do it for just myself. 7. I lived in 6 different states by the time I was 12 and I do not have military parents. 8. My worst habit is procrastinating. 9. I have horrible handwriting. 10. I love to read. I Tag WCT, Rudes Slave Cherie, Satyr, Bill, Draconis
What Women Want
OK I have been single for about a year now and I am happy. I have been on a few dates in the last six months and I don't think I am bad looking. I treat a women how a women should be treated and never cross the line. I am not looking for a super model at all just someone I can get along and have fun with. We have fun on our dates go good but at the end they say had a nice time and I am sweet. But that they are looking for a man that is ruff. So my question is this, Do women women want a " BAD BOY"
Love ??????????
Why is it that every time I turn around I find that some female I care about is actualy treating me like a walking dildo? I keep running into this, I keep getting used and treated like shit by women when I've cared about them, tried to make them smile, tried to make them happy, done every thing to heal their pain, kissed away their tears, and driven off their fears. If a woman were to do that for a guy she would have his heart, mind, and damn near his soul! And still so many of you wonder why I say "Women are evil." so many wonder why I'm so aggressive so many wonder why I find it hard to realy trust Fuck If I'm wrong girl, you had better let me know REAL quick Because the door is looking REAL good about now, and if I go out it I'll NEVER look back
My Baby
I JUST HAD A NEW BABY AFTER 8 YEARS I THINK IM LOST. DOSENT SEEM I CAN REMBER ANYTHING LOL
Another Jealous Fu
SexyMan88: You know some of your pictures, look like you are ready to receive the money shot. ->SexyMan88: that it is SexyMan88: So be it. ->SexyMan88: d00d ur adding on SexyMan88: You're going to blog it? Geez, I thought I was a dork. You are King Dork. ->SexyMan88: I'm gonna blog this funny shit ->SexyMan88: yeah ok SexyMan88: You would be careful... But I wouldn't. ->SexyMan88: that's why I have 3 not 1 SexyMan88: And it isn't even really you personally... Just all people with pierced tongues ->SexyMan88: I'd be careful what you say ->SexyMan88: thnx SexyMan88: You look like an idiot.
Tag Your It....
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've never ever broken a bone... 2. I have this pet peeve about children not having their shirts tucked in during the winter... 3. I hate when people walk down the wrong side of the mall.. 4. Got married and started smoking when i was 20 years old...Got divorced and quit smoking 11 years later... 5. I never close the door when in the bathroom or in bedroom, if at all possible...I dont like closed doors.. 6. Clowns scare me bigtime... 7. I love the sun, but am alergic (its a photo allergy)... 8. My first car was a Monte Carlo 1976...it was huge...I paid 1000 bux cash for it..used 9. I used to dye my hair blonde for 1
Cowboys Lounge
Introducing ~*COWBOYS Lounge*~!!! Lounge for Dallas Cowboys Fans... This will NOT be a seasonal lounge!!! It will be open all year long. (Not just open during football season!!!) All football fans are welcomed to come visit tho!!! lol *CLICK LOGO BELOW to ENTER COWBOYS Lounge* ~MUSIC PROVIDED BY PIMPIN RADIO~ (repost of original by 'DJ KvDg {LaUrEn's Man} *PIMPIN Radio*' on '2008-02-07 10:52:50')
Cwp
=== 'DJ PARANOIA~FU Husband 2 DJ Majik~Mtman626~Co Owner Club Wicked Paranoia' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-07 11:13:29'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > COME JOIN US !!! > > Enter a new dimension of fun and excitement. You'll never wanna leave once you have entered!Club Wicked Paranoia wants to Rawk you away!Get in here now! It is quite simple.....Click on the pic below! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come let us RAWK you at > Club Wicked Paranoia!!!! > Where everyone is family!!! > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'DJ PARANOIA~FU Husband 2 DJ Majik~Mtman626~Co Owner Club Wicked Paranoia' on '2008-02-06 21:13:56') > (repost of original by 'DJ Sexi Lexi ~Manager @ Club Wicked Paranoia ~ Fu-Wife of 210 Juggalo ~' on '2008-02-06 21:14:45') > (repost of original by 'DJ PARANOIA~FU Husband 2 DJ Majik~Mtman626~Co Owner Club Wicked Paranoia' on '2008-02-07 09:22:54') > (r
Dirty Poem : Magic Trick
Abracadabra here comes my cock it's long and it's strong and it's hard as a rock he, is a monster he has one eye he wears a helmet and likes eating pie his name is Big Willy, but you call him Dick he wears a jumpsuit so he won't get sick he pokes into pussy and plays in the dirt when he gets excited he lets out a squirt he carries a sack holding his jewels lick on them softly and Big Willy drools he pumps like a piston and loves to get wet but when I am lonely my hands all he gets ... damnit!
Dirty Joke : Mommys Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
Dirty Joke: Premature Ejaculation
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,
Dirty Joke: Dumbass Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but
Dirty Joke : What Starts With An F And Ends With A K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gr
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Getting Settled
So just moved into my new apartment.... sorry i havent been online much but until i get things into its place i just dont feel like i can rest... things are crazy with my mother intown also...and my kid...i missed him but wowzers hes gotten louder.... but yeah dont have alot of time to sit here just wanted to take a quick break and maybe put up an update for those who care.... i will t2yl
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What I Think...
I know a lot of you have opinions on rating pics, and that the tradition is that a picture either gets a rating of "10" or doesn't get rated at all. However, if that is so, then why have numbers 1-9 available for ratings? Wouldn't it simply be easier to have a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" rating system? Frankly, I think that if a particular picture is rated at less than "10" then the person who did the rating is well within his or her right to rate it as such. That said, it doesn't necessarily mean that the person being rated is unattractive, or even unattractive to the person doing the rating. It may well be that the photo is simply not 10-worthy, and for reasons other than the person IN the photo. I, personally, tend to see the tradition of "rate it a 10 or don't rate it" as, somehow, Political Correctness run amok in the world of Fubar. At any rate, I say, "be nice, but be truthful, also." Enjoy the day!
Rules For Lounge
Babble
i'm just doing this to kill sometime so whatever i say shouldnt mean anything to you sick fucks. i am abbey i have hazel honey brown eyes that change constantly dont look too close, you'll see my soul. and inside that soul is a heart beating like a serial killer on your bathroom door. OPEN UP!!!! hah.
Loss
Ive lost someone. Someone I hoped that it could go farther with. Sure Las Vegas is far away from me but, I was planning to come out there, but now there doesnt seem to be a point to that idea anymore. Sure, Im happy that she has someone now, but why not still talk to me. I thought I had found someone beyond just...well...whatever i guess. Goodbye, Ill cherish the memory of the conversations we had. I really hope your truly happy at least for the moment,but my hearts hurt by this abrupt desertion...
Blog Tag
TAG YOUR IT!!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Tag is harder than it use to be :p 2. Good friends can make you smile even on the crappiest of days. 3. Closing your eyes does not make the world disappear. lol 4. Take a little time every day to see the world through the innocent eyes of the very young. 5. Words don't mean as much when you don't follow through with action. 6. There are no do-overs in life.. but who would really want to. 7. Big boobs aren't as fun as you would think. ;) 8. There are very few "have to dos" in this lifetime and sometimes you don't have to do 10 and can just get 8! ok ok :p 9. People are basically the same.. wanting accept
Silents
THE PLACE WHERE I NEED TO BE.............. THE PLACE WHERE I NEED TO BE IS IN MY BED UNDER MY COVER HELD OVER MY HEAD..... TO LET MY THOUGHT DISAPPEAR...TO HER SILENTS,,UNDERNEATH THE BLANKETS...TO STOP HEARING THE SCREAMINGS AND THOUGHT ROUND ME...TO HERE COMPLETE SILENCE..TO LET MY MIND REST TO BE AT PEACE.... THE PLACE WHERE I NEEED TO BE IS TO HAVE SOMEONE BESIDE ME TO HOLD ME ..TO HELP ME LISTEN TO MY OWN THOUGHTS AND FEELING THAT RUN THRU MY OWN MIND TO HELP MY MIND TO STOP RACEN.. JUST TO HAVE SILENT SO I CAN REST AND BE AT PEACE SILENTS ...IS WHERE I NEED TO BE.........
2-6-08 Dsl Not Cooperating
Ok.. so if I go bye bye its because my internet has starting blinking off again.. its warmed up out so the ground is wet again.. fookin phone company RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawR
Revolution
the meaning of my name revolution...revolution its time for a social revolution no not a government take over but a revolution of how we think..its time for us not as a race, not as a gender, not as a generation, but as a people, young, old, black, white, hispanic, middle eastern, asian, european, whatever to come together to open the minds of the ignorant masses so that we can stop the figting on our own soil its time for a fucking change and it will come wether we like it or not
Goodbye To Hopes And Dreams :(
Guess in life from the very moment were born were taught to believe in love ... lil did they tell us that one day u would find it and it would all be ripped away from u because of fear ...i was always taught to forgive the person u love not just anyone u love "the one " u love ... i ran into the one i know is the one for me ...but every lil mistake i do is wrong and it ends up getting me kicked out and while i know i made the mistake but isnt love supposed to conquer all? and i mean how do we know that this isnt one of gods tests to see what we do with the sit. and how can we make the best of it ... to me this person has made mistakes which have led me to have feelings that i just had to try and prove wrong in any other time i wouldnt forget but with him i feel he is my true soul mate and my dumbass can still see it all workin out ...ive never been one to keep the faith as strongly as i am now and have never really seen or felt it the way i do now guess it takes mistakes to see it
Chance To Win A 3 Day Blast Please Read For More Info
Im accounce that im haven a contest given away a 3 day blast for all MEMBERS who goes to my profile give all 11s on my photos comments all of them adds me as there freinds and family until the the contest ends witch is will be on monday the 11th im sorry that sounds stupid but im just wanting to get more freinds on here and fans got an questions sb me
H & R Mistake Lol
So I like to goto H & R or Jackson and Hewitt to do my taxes every year, even though it's just a 1040 EZ I get the G.I. Bill for my active service and like to be careful about how that effects my income. I went to H & R Block "tax professionals" last year to do my taxes and apparently they weren't supposed to itemize my G.I. Bill, which she did anyway ..basically the tax professionals screwed up my 1040 EZ tax form. I was in there the other day and I owed 92 in taxes, which isn't bad, when she decided to review last years tax return on file, she went into a dead panic and got her supervisor who told me that they are going to have to file an ammendment to last years taxes on top of this years tax return to the tune of about 260.00 for their mistake, that they will cover the penalties, but I will owe them 53.00 for their services. Honestly folks, if they can't get a 1040 EZ tax form right, would you trust them with your mortgage? Think next year I'll goto Jackson & Hewitt.
The Distance
The Distance They say love can stand the test of time, There is nothing that two people cannot over come, A great love will never parish, Distance is an obstacle that is too great for some, Even though our love is only new, And the distance between us is great, There is a feeling inside my heart, A feeling that makes two hearts come together as one, I have no doubt in my mind, And no reason for rear, I know someday soon, My love will be near, I lie awake each night, Thinking of only you, Knowing deep inside, That our love is true, I know we can make this work, And one day be together, For you are my heart, And I will love you forever.
The Mortgage Manager
It's not too often that a true win/win deal comes around, so when it does... I want to make sure you know about it. So what's the deal? I thought you'd never ask because this is a one-time opportunity for you to get .... 2 Bonuses Included: Bonus #1: Your choice of floppy disk or CD. Having a mortgage program ($395.00 value) that costs so little and saves you so much.......... Bonus #2: Free mortgage analysis. If you don't have a computer, the service is done for very little cash. If you're wondering just how great this deal is, have a look at what a well known newspaper has said about Mortgage Manager ... The Wall Street Journal writes "A $70,000.00 mortgage at 10.5% annual interest produces savings of $60,000.00 when repaid on a bi-weekly schedule." What would you do with the Mortgage Manager? How About... * No refinancing * No home appraisel * No credit reports * No closing costs * No change of lender * No change to your current mortgage agreement
Copperheads' Djs
Click To Enter Copperheads~Where You Get BIT By The Hits~ Get your ass in here! Our Dj's Rock FUBAR!
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate getting my face wet except when i am taking a shower. 2. I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. 3. I've never been on a real vacation (somewhere hot). 4. I have 3 siblings, one younger half brother, a older half brother and a older sister. 5. I lost my virginity at 16 years old. 6. I eat raw hot dogs. 7. I have had major heart surgery when i was 17 years old to fix a hole in my heart and to patch a valve that didn't close. 8. I have been clinically dead for 4 hours (when i had my heart surgery.) 9. I have to eat sunflower seeds when i read a book. 10. I am a fubar addict. I tag Man
I Am A Geek, But This Rocks!
The coolest thing happened to me on the ride home from work today. I was tooling down I-94, through Dearborn, when the song "I am Proud To Be an American" came on the radio. It had been a long damn day, and that was the picker-upper that I needed. So me being the cute one that I am, I started singing at the TOP OF MY LUNGS! Now, Dearborn is a Predominantly Arab area, and here I am screaming I am Proud To be an American! they all looked really funny at me as they passed by, but here is the kicker.... A car full of people from Louisiana were side by side with me on the freeway, and all 4 of them were singing it too!They laughed when they saw me mouthing the words, and it was a great moment! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Thanks for reading....lol!
For Hussy
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
~me~
You will never know me unless you know me. I am not sheltered or fortunate. I have led a complicated life that most can not relate to. Do you want to get to know me?
Weekend Warrior
Well this Fri - Sun. I'll be gone for reserve training. As always, much love to my friends, and hope you have a good one. I'll be back Mon. after some rest to catch up with everyone and cruise Mummland. Until then, Sil And to any Marine, or spouse of reading this SEMPER FI
Diary Of A Snow Shoveler Hahaha
December 8 -- 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be aw
To My So Called "friends"
this goes out to ev1, friends and family. im not here for popularity, or points.....im here to have fun and joke around, and yes i do speak my mind, so if you all dont like it......delete me now and i have 2 words on your way out.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
My Weary Soul
Though I try I cannot speak For in your presence I am weak I search for words I cannot find It seems as though Ive lost my mind I feel the shame I cannot bear As I am trapped beneath your stare Your eyes see deep within my heart I feel you rip my soul apart The darkness surges through my veins As I still wear your hellish reigns You act as if Im just a toy Convincing me I must destroy My life pours out like desert sands While I am gripped inside your hands Theres nothing I can say or do Ill never get away from you Yet still I try and still I fight Ever searching for the light Id dare to say that I am blessed If I could simply find some rest
Please Read My Name
Just posting a real quick comment. I log onto this site MAYBE EVERY 3-4 months. I am not a real active member, THAT is why I have it right on the front, that I will not be online-this site-that much. I know some of you are on Wildkats train, and just approved you, but seriously guys, if you are just requesting for the Trains, or want more #'s on your page. I would suggest NOT requesting a friend add right now...I don't hang out here. If you want to chat when I am online...and that's not much.....yahoo is azure_eyed_blonde or you can find me on Facebook. Later, Deb
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Kids Say The Darndest Things
So today was day two in carrying out the lesson plan I made for Geometry (which I'm teaching to the fourth grade class I'm assigned to. Basically I'm having the students make short skits using the geometry terms in groups of three or four. One of the groups was having trouble deciding what to do so I started spouting off possible scenarious they could try. They decided they liked the idea of a game show. They quickly set to work on creating what they thought would be a good cross between funny and informational. I was relieved since these three students did not originally want to work together. Well, they began thinking that two of them would be contestants on the show and one of them would be the host. Well, the little boy that wanted to be the host is one of our students who loves to be funny and silly and creative...he felt that the only girl in the group should be the "nerd" that knew all the answers and the other boy in the group should be the "cool homie." The three deb
Eenie Meenie Minee Moe
has anyone ever actually tried to do this? :D personally, and I will be dead honest here (otherwise I might just plain be dead, lol), I would not have the balls to try. just think, a tiger has how many toes? 20? You catch one, you still have nineteen more to worry about, PLUS its teeth, lol... Nope, I would not have the balls to even try it :D
No Name For It Want To Name It
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.
The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. Tis some visitor, I muttered, tapping at my chamber door Only this and nothing more. Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrowsorrow for the lost Lenore For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled mefilled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; This
Lost Longing
In this heartless creation It is hard to understand Why some souls choose to wander Forgetting Yet I am lost without wandering My love is a ghost Ancient - with wisdom Vital - with tears Not able to move on Unable to let go It's hard to remember a love You don't recognize in this life Yet the memory is without thought Agony - without knowledge This love - is without mercy Passing through eternity Life to the next Forever searching In a labyrinth of whispers For a blissful love Lost Longing for the touch I'll sense when I feel Whispering to my heart Comforting this stoned soul Our love burns within me But I am lost in the shadows This entity of dreams Forever killing me I believe this love is eternal The flame will not relinquish Forever circling me The very matter of my existence But for now I simply breath Awaiting your rescue Music - bonding our souls Pain - stirring the memories While silence shouts out this melody
Heartless
Heartless Love Heartless statues, Dauntless cowards Sunshine darkens my empty, Bruised soul Silence echoes off the wall Desireless passion and cruel love, Run away from fear, Fly like a black dove. Resentful anger makes you crave What you can't own.
Trapped (1991)
No space around me Stifling walls Closing off my view Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dreams Memory stirs Pain wells up Trapping me again Nowhere to go But inside myself Devoid of any aim Too scared to move Barriers raised Hearts freedom restrained Tentative Withdrawing hand Fear of hurt again Thick breath and clouds Within my head Oppressive atmosphere Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dream Jerry 6/30/91
My 2 Cents....
Come one, come all! You no longer have to hide amonst the shadows! Whether you're a vampire, or just pigmentally challenged.....Come rock out in a lounge that matters!! We can't wait to see what you taste like. We've been waiting for you!!
Project X - Cars' @ 100 Mpg -- 2009 Models
from site link: http://editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=450035&topart=hybrids ********************************** Project 'X' Cars The Automotive X PRIZE is offering millions for a 100-mpg car, but it will take more than high mileage to claim it. By Jacob Gordon of TreeHugger.com The Al from FuelVapor Technologies runs on fumes and goes 0-60 in under five seconds. In 2009 carmakers from around the world will go head-to-head in a race to prove they can deliver a 100-mpg car. Big names and hopeful hacks alike will have to show that their vehicles are not only economical and green, but economically realistic and practical. "Our competition is not about concept vehicles. Our competition is not about science experiments," says Don Foley, the senior director of the Automotive X PRIZE (AXP for short). The race is about proving to the world that ultra-efficient cars are not only possible, but safe, affordable, and desirable for mainstream Americans. T
Friend's That Aren't
friends love drama friends like it when guys call them momma friends have shit to talk friends have a fake walk friends lie friends cry friends say they love you friends though really hate you friends think they're the shit friends always have a fit friends act 10 feet tall friends are not your friends at all
Time
Hey guys Im gonna take some time off of fubar....if u want to talk to me ull have to get me on yahoo....princess.lisa1 other wise I should be back.....Lisa
Words To Live By
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up, and don't give in. Enjoy life today; yesterday is gone, and tomorrow may never come Family and friends are hidden treasures. Seek them out and enjoy their riches. Give more than you planned to give. Hang on to your dreams. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Just do it! Keep on trying. No matter how hard it seems, it will get easier. Love yourself first, and most. Make it happen. Never lie, cheat or steal. Always strike a fair deal. Open your eyes, and see things as they really are. Practice makes perfect. Quitters never win, and winners never quit. Read, study and learn about everything important in your life. Stop procrastinating. Take control of your own destiny. Understand yourself in order to better understand others. Visualize it. Want it more than anything. Accelerate your efforts. You are unique of all Nature's creations. N
Multiple Sclerosis Survivor
You may be wondering why i made this blog but many people dont know i have multiple AKA M.S and the people who do know i have it ask me what it is and how did find out you had it and so many Q about so i hope this helps and if not im open for Q . Multiple sclerosis or MS is a disease that affects the brain and spinal cord resulting in loss of muscle control, vision, balance, and sensation (such as numbness). With MS, the nerves of the brain and spinal cord are damaged by one's own immune system. Thus, the condition is called an autoimmune disease. Autoimmune diseases are those whereby the body's immune system, which normally targets and destroys substances foreign to the body such as bacteria, mistakenly attacks normal tissues. In MS, the immune system attacks the brain and spinal cord, the two components of the central nervous system. Other autoimmune diseases include lupus and rheumatoid arthritis. The central nervous system is made up of nerves that act as the body's mess
Blah Blah Blah
im feeling so empty today with nothing to do but think. the sadness rushes through my mind and my body. loneliness over comes me and i wait to see you and feel you. your touch your kisses. im drained and tired i lay down but cant sleep. i watch television but am not interested and feel distracted. will you be there when i need you the most? but i think i always feel a need for you with your words and and your soothing touch. you know me more than anyone else sometimes more than i know myself. when you know what im thinking its a gift from you to me. i change my mind in the moment to remember that i love you and dont need anything or anyone else. i need to know youre there always and forever my heart is bleeding for you my love that i have for you i feel like crying, laughing , smiling, my palms get sweaty, and i get nervous i watch you with every move you make and feel warm and tingly again inside. now i can sleep that you are here and i can hear you sweet voice and feel your touch. th
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am adopted by my grandparents. 2. I can move my ears without moving anything else. 3. I've been single for about 3 1/2 yrs. 4. I had a c-section with my son because was breach. 5. My son was born on the 4th of July. 6. I was born without one of my teeth. 7. I like to play in the snow. 8. I drive an 05 Chevy Cavalier. 9. I have one real sister. 10. I really don't know what to put here.... I tag: Wile E, Mina Bloody Kisses, me me me, DJ Mac, mrmuzakman
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HELP ME IN MY FIRST AUCTION TONIGHT! BID ON purplesky! CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO GO AND PLACE YOUR BID IF YOU DONT WANT TO BID JUST GO AND RATE THE PIC !! PLEASE REPOST
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The Cut That Never Heals
No answers, no hints, no hope, only questions fill my mind. Sorrow and confusion, are the only things I find. Lost inside a world, that I do not know. Where to turn? Which way do I go? Is there an exit? Does an escape exist? How do I get out? Why does the pain persist? How do you save someone, who doesn't want to be helped? Do you let them suffer, or do you rescue them for yourself? Letting go is always hard, but worse when death comes knocking. I hear the reaper lurking, I can see the bastard stalking! He calls her name, as I hold on tight. I won't let go. All I know is to fight! Words lose meaning, and feelings start to blur. Thoughts become clouded, as the end begins to stir. A wall to my left, a mountain to my right. A battlefield behind me. The smoke, it blocks my sight. Drowning is a sea of sadness, reaching for the shore. I look for her beside me, is she lost for evermore? I pray to take away her pain, to make it all my own. God doesn't seem
Loneliness
It is cold today Indeed the rain is falling and I am alone. Thoughts of life and love, meaningless to anyone but myself. I am alone. They watch me, their eyes not knowing, knowing nothing of what they see. I am but another creature, alone. They scurry on the surface, unaware, unaware of the life below when you are alone. Loneliness, not a burden nor a sorrow, but a time of solace, of deepness never to be shared, never to be understood. They can never reach the place where I am And I know I will never reach the place where they are. I know I don't want to reach that place. True happiness is here, unmisted. Unmisted by smiles or laughter, unmisted by the joys of company. To find true happiness, to know if one is truly happy, he must be happy alone. Have you ever just wanted to die?
Music
School
I am loosing my paitence with school. It is taking to long to get my degree and I am getting very discouraged. This sucks.
A Life Lost
A battle waged. A war fought valiantly, yet still lost. What is this life? Why must she pay this cost? Questions without answers, not even a whisper in reply. Why must evil survive, when the truly good must die? Anger boils up inside me. Hatred begins to grow. Hatred for the disease, and for the things I do not know. Anger at the powers that, allow her to suffer so. Anger because I can't save her, and I cannot let her go. Prayers go unanswered, and leave me feeling hollow. Why won't he save his child? It's a bitter pill to swallow! It's not for me to question, or to know the reasons why. His motives are a mystery, yet I still have to try! Angels are taken for granted every second of the day. The one sent to me, I treasure. I beg him to let her stay! Our life is but an instant, in the broader spectrum of time. Hold on to every minute, to regret is an unforgivable crime. I value every time I hear her voice, every word she speaks. I fight along beside her,
The War Machine Keeps Rolling
The world around me is crumbling, yet somehow I stand strong. The ground beneath me trembles, as I walk this path so long. It isn't always easy to look danger in it's face. All I can do is accept it, and never slow my pace. Challenges and tragedies will rear their ugly heads. The beast inside me craves them, for they are how he's fed. He chews them up and spits them out, one mountain at a time. No matter how high life may pile them, right to the top I'll climb. Broken bones and broken hearts, can't hold me down for long. I am a war machine, I sing my fighting song! Strength, determination, merciless, forever! My battle cry is truth, there's no such thing as never! The world may try to break me, and spit into my face. None of it will phase me, or distract me from the race. I swim the blackened waters, like a lonely shark at sea. Even with friends around, at times it feels like it's just me. Alone inside my own head, the demons start to fly. My only true
Healing The Wounds
Where am I? How did I get here? Who am I? What is it that I fear? Why am I alone again, in this world of hurt and pain? I thought that I had found the one, who would shelter me from the rain. I thought she was so perfect, I though she loved me true. The story is so twisted now, and this is why I'm blue. She told me that I was her one true love, no one could replace. Now I hear a different tale, and it leaves a bitter taste. I could not live up to, the one she left behind. In the end she left me, in hopes of him to find. I did my best to please her, to bring her peace and joy. She left me low and empty, cast aside like a broken toy. I feel alone and used up, like a bulb thats lost its glow. No more reason to shine on, no more reason say go. It never mattered how I loved her, never mattered how much I cared. I could never fill another's shoes, I don't know why I dared. For her I changed the man I was, a man I loved to be. I gave her everything I had, thou
A Glimpse From A Far
You came to me, like a dream one night. I saw you standing, In a brilliant light. Your beauty was blinding, as real as can be. I long to be near you, to feel you touch me. My heart skips beats, as I read your sweet words. My mind races, thoughts fly like a million birds. As the days go by, I long for you more and more. So eager to hold you, you make my heart soar! The beauty outside, only matched by what's within. Your heart is so loving, your heart I must win! Though the space between us pains me, I won't give up the fight. I want to be the man to save you, to make all the wrong things right. Erase the pain of your past, one memory at a time. Replace them love, as we walk life's long line. Hold your hand through tough times, kiss away all your tears. Carry you through rough waters, and destroy all your fears. To taste you sweet lips, I would suffer any pain. To wrap my arms around you, I would even stop the rain. I crave your scent, and the softness
A Dark Place
Come and play a game with me. Come step into my world. A place where pain and sorrow are my only constant companion. A world where nothing is as it seems and everything falls apart. In my world it is dark and cold, and no one can lend a hand. In my own personal hell you are given many gifts, only to have them taken away. Like a child being punished for a mis deed they take away what you hold most dear. Happiness and love are stolen away and made to disappear. Peace of mind and comfort are hidden from my view. I hear the voices trying to soothe the savage beast that I have become. Their words fall on deaf and defiant ears. I hear only the beating of my own heart. A beating which slows by the hour. As time ticks by so do the seconds on my fragile sanity. Alone in my torment, alone with my pain, alone wallowing in my confusion. Could anything hurt more, than what has been taken from me? Take my arms, take my legs, these are things modern medicine can replace. When love is
Judging The Unknown
Who are you to judge me? Who are you to label me inferior? You sit atop your throne, acting mighty and superior! Your mouth is a poison, a useless pit of disease! You're pathetic and you're weak. You'd do anything to please. You try to satisfy the perfect, the pretty, and the fake. Ignoring what is real, you slither like a snake! Caring for no one, besides your precious self. Condeming what is different, is bad for all our health! You are nothing special, you're just like all the rest! A child. A mimmick. A carbon copy in the nest. You are not you own person, you're just trying to fit in! You know nothing of the real world, you wallow in your sin! When you look at people, you don't see whats held inside. You see the clothes, the looks, the facade, and the rest you try to hide. You don't care who you hurt, with your belly full of lies. You spew forth your poison, and wish that I would die. Your kind will never stop me, never even slow my roll. I made of
A Long Walk Home
My past is rittled with many mis-deeds. Times when I followed, but should've taken the lead. I did all I could to fit societies mould. I lied to myself to be part of the fold. Nothing seemed to matter, I never did quite fit. My so-called peers still shuned me and treated my like shit! I was too much of this, or not enough of that. They stoned me for being skinny, and again when I was fat. A target for riducule, and the butt of every joke. No one would be-friend me, they rolled away like smoke. I had only my family, they took good care of me. I always had their love, when no one else could be. The skinny runt grew bigger, and more calous by the day. But even size did'nt stop them, they still would'nt let me play. I met some fellow outcasts, and we bonded like a glue. Their friendship helped to shape me, and helped to get me through. Although I had their acceptance, I still could'nt win the crowd. In time I just stopped trying, I did'nt care what was allo
No Surrender
Twenty nine years, of blood, sweat, and tears. I've won and I've lost, and I've faced many fears. I walked a lonely road, to get me where I am. No one beside me, no one to hold my hand. I've lived out some dreams, and some fantasies too. I've seen and done things, I thought I'd never do! I've had my heart broken, and I've felt my heart soar. I've loved, and I've laughed, and I've made a mighty roar! I left my mark, on those that I love. A place in their heart, where I fit like a glove. I've been knocked down, oh so many many times. I always get back up, and and give the devil back his dime! It's the fighter held within me, a spirit that just won't die! No matter how you hurt me, I'll look you eye to eye. Call me your names, and spit in my face. Nothing can stop me, no one can take my place! I fight like a champion, a winner indeed. This warrior does'nt follow, instead he take the lead! I hurt like we all do, but I'm different than most. I was made t
A Mile In My Boots
Every day a struggle, every moment I feel pain. The cold and snow taunts me, and I ache when it rains! I remember my youth, when I could do it all. Nothing use to phase me, nothing made me fall. While my body was strong, my spirit was weak. I was pushed around and picked on because I was timid and meek. As time went on life changed me, I grew a thicker skin. I could'nt let them hurt me, I would'nt let them win! I changed how people saw me, and how i saw myself. I became the man I am now, and put the old one on a shelf. Tattoos and rings, forever mark my flesh. They make others see the real me, and help my life to mesh. Memories of what I've done and where my life has been. Reminders of what not to do, and where to never go again! Each one part of my history, telling stories from my past. Opening up others eyes, to the man they once labeled as an outcast. My apperance has been altered, the look outside has changed. The inner me is still here, feeling lonely and deranged
The Journey
Life is short, life is fleeting. It can pass us by in an instant. Leaving us wondering where the years went and how we lost ourselves. One day we are laughing children, with hearts full of wonder and joy. In the blink of an eye we become caulous adults, with souls full of doubt, and fear. Time escapes us with such harsh, uncaring ease. Our bodies weaken and betray us, our memories slowly start to fade. Youthful exhuberance is soon replaced with grown-up regrets. What if I had done that? What if I had told her this? Would things have turned out differntly? Or would we still be where were at? Those are questions that can't be answered, and that never should be asked! For our past decisions shape us, and make us who we are. The slightest of choices, leave their mark on the road maps to our souls. Every single expecience, every pain, every joy, every love, and everyone. They all add to the fabric of or being and leave a peice behind. Our time here is brief. We know not when G
Death Of A Future
Why is it so difficult to accept people for who they are, and not what they are or might become? Why can't we see that the only true beauty in the world is what is different in each of us, and who we are inside? Its people like "you" who make this world such and ugly brutal place. Beautiful people who make the weak long for acceptance and will do anything to attain it! I must confess I was once a lamb being led to slaughter. Blinded by the desire to fit in and just be like "you". But now Ive broken my chains, and have become the man you all fear! I frighten you because you cannot control or contain me with your idea of "normalcy". I am different and I am not ashamed of it, instead i embrace it! That is why I am an individual, and that is what gives me hope! You spend your time making sure you fit in, and trying no to be ugly. But all the while inside you are rotting, decaying, and ultimately dying! Its ok spend your time condeming me and those like me. Because while you ar
The Burning Question
There is no cure for whats killing me, and the parts that are broken can never be repaired. I hate so much that I cannot feel love, and sometimes I think that I dont want to! Or does such a thing even exist? Is love something invented by cruel people to make me feel empty and alone? Sometimes at night as i lay awake painful thoughts enter my head, thoughts of anger, revenge and death. At times I think my only reason to live, is to attain retribution on those who have hurt me. To make everyone pay for my pain, and force them to realize that I have become their "ideal" I dont want to be like them, in turn I want them to be like me! After years of conforming to their idea of "normal", I have realized there is no "normal" I feel as if Im being betrayed, by those who call me their friend. Falsely smiling in my presence, but all the while plotting my demise! When I enter the room kind words drip from their lying mouths like honey, yet as i exit those same mouths spew forth a poisi
Another New Beginning
There was a time in my life when all i wanted was her. I would have sold my soul to keep her, of that i was sure. She was a fantasy made real, that was best left unfulfilled. In time like a cancer, my heart and soul she killed. Wrapped up in her web, believing every lie. I had become a shadow, the real me began to die. My smile had disappeared and the twinkle in my eye began to fade. She took away my laughter, at her whim a puppet I was made. My friends and family watched helplessly as the man they once knew changed. Even after she was gone my twisted soul became more deranged! I tried to find my zest for life, yet it seemed forever gone. I put new peices in the puzzle, but no woman lasted long. Til one night the whiskey was talking and I saw a new fantasy across a smokey bar! I was there to drown my sorrows, never knowing she began to heal my scars! I packed away my fears and put on my best cocky smile. As i slowly approached her my thoughts escaped me for awhile. The
Tag You're It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (you're it) and to read your blog for instructions. You can't tag a person who has tagged you. Since you can't re-tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see the answers! HMMMM what 10 am I willing to reveal about myself??? 1.) I have learned that looking for a job at '40' really sucks. 2.) I am a very trusting person, until you break that trust. 3.) You can't undo the past so don't let it undo you. 4.) I have a twisted side. 5.) I am a model railroad nut. 6.) I don't sweat the small stuff. 7.) I love summer time. 8.) Baseball is life..LOL. 9.) I like meeting people 10.) IF you met me on the ballfield you wouldn't like me...GAME FACE...LOL Who am I taggin?? Texas Twister aka Texas Harleybabe
The Abscence Of Beauty
She walked out of my life, it feels so long ago. My head tells me to move on, but my heart and soul scream no! They say time can heal our woulds and eliminate our pain. But this disease is terminal and will forever remain. I try a little more each day to forget and erase my past, But this beauty's memory haunts me. It seems it was meant to last. Everything i see or hear reminds me of what we shared. Nothing will let me forget her, I feel so alone and scared. I still smell her on my pillow, and reach for her in our empty bed. She was my one and only true love, without her inside in dead. The space between us pains me, I search for any positive sign. I pray to God Almighty to once again make her mine. Sitting by the telephone, all alone with my pain. Wishing for a glimmer of hope, will nothing stop this rain? Id give up anything to feel her, to hold her one last time! I will not stop loving or waiting for those same stars to re-align!
The Beauty Of Love
You came to me in a dream one night. I saw you cast in a brilliant light. A beauty so rare, you couldnt be real. In that very instant my heart you did steal. No distance too far, no space too wide. Nothing on earth could keep me from your side. One smile from you will illuminate any room. The sparkle in your eyes washes away my gloom. Id sacrifice a lifetime for just one moment with you. To feel your love, there is nothing i wont do. I will gladly give my life, if it means preserving yours. A lifetime in your prescence is worth a thousand wars. My heart and soul are yours for as long as I may live. My unconditional love, support, and respect, Ill always give. My world without you would be lonely, empty and bleak. With you at a distance my weaping heart grows weak. With you in my heart my eyes are blind to all others. I long to see you as a beloved wife and mother.
All About Myself
hi every one how r you people doing today i hope that well,im about to discribe my self a little bet and what i am looking for in this new website in ok .... just like i was going to say i am a single mother of a three yr old girld and due by the end of my new baby girld by feb-march. my name is nilsa aponte and am 22 yrs old i also am a student i study for consumer skills,strait from home. i live with my parents and i love to say that i would like to meet people from around the area that i live and close by of other country close by. i also would like for those who read my profile and my blogs,to write back in any surcomstances to there for that i could give a suggestion or coment for any problems os comment that you need a solution for.....
Wtf~please Read
Im here to warn ever one on fubar about this girl! If she ask you for money to come see you, or that she love you! And wants to be with you It just a scam! Im not one of the dumb males to fall in her trap, but I know a few guys, that have sent her money and got scammed! Once she got the money, she blocks the guy from her page! Please repost and do not be a victim!!!!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/user/1210443 IsabellaIsabella
Tired
I'm tired of everything,,,ready to give up..my step mother and I use to have a fairly good relationship until I got with my fiance,,now she trys to be controlling and anytime I disagree with her she brings my dad into it and we end up arguing,,,through life my dad is pretty much all Ihad when it came to actual parenting besides my grandparents and I will admit I am a daddy's girl,,but it seems no my relationship with my father is slowly fading and I dont want that but I can not stand his wife she is a a church goer which doesnt bother me,,, its how fake she is that truely gets to me,,,around her church group she is this holy roller who does everything in the lords name but then when we are alone and she doesnt have anyone to inpress she is a rude, selfish, contolling know it all who treats everyone around her like shit until there is something in it for her and I finally have had all i can take of it...she has already ran to of his children off and she is tring to push me away...and i
Add/fan/rate
As you guys know (if you read my profile), I don't add people who don't talk to me. If you check out my profile and rate/fan me, I try to get to everyone who does. There are a few who have slipped through the cracks and for that, I am sorry. If you visit my profile and I don't get back to you, send me a message and I will get to it. I promise. I don't always pay attention to my bar tab to see who's looked at my profile but if you have and I've not done the same, just let me know. I'm honestly not a bitch, nor do I want to seem like one. Thanks for all the rates/adds/fans that I do get...
Prayers Going Out To.....
BABY FOUND AFTER DEVISTATION OF TORNADO CASTALIAN SPRINGS, Tenn. (Feb. 7) - At first, rescuers thought it was a doll. Then it moved. In a grassy pasture strewn with toys, splintered lumber and bricks tossed by the tornado's widespread wrath, 11-month old Kyson Stowell was lying face down in the mud, 150 yards from where his home once stood. "It looked like a baby doll," said David Harmon, a firefighter who had already combed the field once looking for survivors. Then he checked for a pulse. "He was laying there motionless ... and he took a breath of air and started crying." The field had already been combed once for survivors, and finding anyone alive seemed improbable. Hours after the storm, there was devastation everywhere: The body of the boy's mother was found in the same field, houses were wiped to concrete slabs and a brick post office was blown to bits. But except for a few scrapes, Kyson was fine. At a makeshift shelter for storm victims at Hartsville Pike C
Smart Woman
Woman Who Knows Her Place Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why Do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines." MORAL OF THE STORY: B ehind every man there is a smart woman.
Normally I Wouldn't But......
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep walk and talk 2. I still love comic books 3. I used to have an irrational fear of mirrors (grew out of it) 4. My little brother (same mother) is white 5. I write and have been published 6. I like to combine macaroni and cheese with creamstyle corn (it's alot better than it sounds) 7. I love to cook 8. I work for one of the most visited websites in the U.S. 9. I was born a twin (Michelle was stillborn) 10. I have a brand on my right arm
Tag, You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to travel. 2. I served in the Air Force. 3. I've been single for about 3 yrs. 4. I made my first jump from an airplane at 17. 5. I was injured in the service. 6. I sometimes grind my teeth. 7. I once raced motorcycles. 8. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9. I have one brother. 10. I have been to almost every country in the world. I tag: ThAts HOt, SillyGirl, fallenangel, rednecklover79, Feisty Redhead
Michigan ..
MICHIGAN *If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that food will swim by, you might live in Michigan . *If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan . *If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan . *If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan . *If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan . *If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan . *If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan . *If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan . (Can you say Bay City!!) *If you have had a
Secret Of A Bottle
secret of the bottle I reached for my bottle today I knew it would help Help me to forget about you First shot:It said"we don't need her" second shot"you're better off alone third and fourth"this one will get her off your mind" the fifth left your taste on my lips Next shot you were holding my hand Yet another shot and you were sittin with me laughing, smiling A few more shots and our entire relationship played out begining to end from the first kiss to the final good bye i cryed as you put me to bed I reached for my bottle today to forget about you but you were all it wanted to talk about
Asian Queen
Asian Queen You are PERFECTION in my eye, yes you are I wish I could get to you my Asian Queen, but you are so far. I could love you forever, no doubt in my mind I am sorry that I am a poor man stuck back in time. If I had money right now, you would be here And if that couldnt happen, then I would be there. That is all that is holding me here is this money If I had enough I would be on a plane searching for my honey. Money is the problem, yes it always seems Keeping me from my dream girl The Asian Queen. A love I have been looking for all my life And I can't reach you and make you my wife. I want you so much I can taste you honey I can smell you but I can't get to you for the lack of money. So yes I am sorry, for my hands are tied I am so sorry that I have a tear in my eye. My mouth is watering so much, for you are so sweet I wanna lick you all over from your head to your feet. And everything in between, and yes, I do mean everything Lick you deepy in p
Restless
restless This town holds nothing for us We should go Nowhere in particular Just go Me and you Full tank in the jeep and the open road We'll see the sights and never miss a senic turn out we can take in the beauty of all we've been missing and take time to see the unseen close your eyes see it now we can just go we can leave this town
Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. 2. I have a thing for dark hair and eyes. 3. I hate it when people are having a chat conversation with me (even just a here and there one) and sign out without saying goodnight. 4. I eat almonds almost every day... Usually in the morning at work with coffee. 5. I'm an Ozzy freak and will bang my head anytime I hear 80's metal. 6. I was in the National Honor Society and on the Deans and Presidents list in college. 7. I'm a poet and a writer. Words on a page turn me on. 8. I am part bionic... 9. I love the mountains and camping out. 10. I'm part Jewish, Spanish, D
Survey... Stolen From Pauly :)
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't
Go Forpoe
Take this kiss upon the brow! And in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night,or in a day, Ina vision,or in none, is it therefore the less gone! All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar of a surf-tormented shore, And i hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand- How few!yet how they creep through my fingers to the deep, While i weep-while i weep! O God!can i not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God!can i not save one from the the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?
Fixed_identity
I think Identity is very important to humankind cause its justifies certain people and cultures cause in another sense is the clarification for identities. By educating and providing us with social, political, economical, national, religious and cultural groups, the society in general offers us a wide range of roles to adapt or achieve, and we are rewarded if we do these roles as well as possible roles of teenagers, workers, business people,politicians, priests, doctors, spouses, parents, pensioners, Italians, Greeks. The traditions, the dispositions and the country where we live;they also enables us to do certain roles. This push, sometimes subtle and gentle, sometimes blunt and insolent, forcibly imposed or voluntarily accepted, modifies our nature up to a level that we may become fully identified with the designated or a adapted role . We may even stop to notice what adaptations we have made when we are emphasizing roles, assuming that what we are doing is participatin
My Dream Girl!
My Dream Girl I guess you already know of my dream girl So sweet and lovely, a precious pearl. The most Gorgeous woman I have ever seen Has some how jumped right out of my dream. But still out of reach or a single touch That forces me to beg, and pray for so much. A feeling of warmth and joy she gives With her beauty, and style, and the way she lives. I know she can sing like an Angel you see Because my dream girl has just smiled at me. Giving me joy and making me free And now I feel that shes just singing to me. A sweetheart I will never really know For she is on my screen, just for a show. I wish I knew her more intimately Dreaming of her standing right next to me. Would I melt in awe and lose my gift of words Knowing she is more precious than any dove. Fall to my knees for they grow weak Standing no more but bowing at her feet. Not able to move or even speak Yes, she has the power to make me so weak. Not because she is so fine you see But because
The Forbidden Lounge
Want a little mouth watering taste of the Forbidden Fruit with me DJ Sexxy... Tonight I have upped the stakes to the 400th member to join while I am the Dj...thats from 10 pm to 1 am pacific time... The prize will be a 1 day blast plus 20k fubucks!!! I see in your eyes you wanna taste...well come on in, just click this banner here were sin never tasted so sweet....
A Dream
A Dream I thank the Lord for creating the beauty of you. Who has shown me how your heart is so humanly true. Who is the most precious person in my life. Someone I would be honored to call my wife. I thank the Lord for giving me this chance, To wine you, and dine you with all my love and romance. Trying to express my Love for you through these words. As we fly up high on the clouds as if were birds. I want you to know how deep my Love runs for you. Yes, deep in my soul, and in my bones too. You are the most precious person in my life Someone with no doubt, I would never think twice. Who has the power to move my heart Into believing in you from the start. As though you were the sea and I am the beach, Moving my heart to depths no one else could ever reach! My love for you grows stronger day by day And I dont care what others may say. You are my life, my world, my joy And Yes my dear, I am your toy. Do with me, my love, whatever you wish Praying to God
Long Distance Relationship
Title: long distance relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not
John Clare Poetry
I am yet what I am none cares or knows; My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes- They rise and vanish in oblivion's host, Like shadows in love, frenzied, stifled throes- And yet I am, and live - like vapours tost. Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, Into the living sea of waking dreams, Where there is neither sense of life or joys, But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems; Even the dearest, that i love the best Are strange- nay, rather stranger than the rest. I long for scenes, where man hath never trod. A place where woman never smiled or wept. There to abide with my Creator God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where i lie, The grass below, above, the vaulted sky.
10 Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I know....lol shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full
Just Curious
just wondering how this thing works
Eh!
Well I knew it would come, but what differance does it make? Where did it go and why? Why is it still here but gone? Why does it feel good but hurt so much as well? Does it really matter anyway? Probably not, this is the way my life goes and honeslty, who cares but me, and I really don;t give a shit either. No one else gives a shit so why should I. F.T.W.
Priceless1
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said,"I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Cost $45.00 Look On The Cops Face...PRICELESS For everything
Second Hand Store
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place then on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine, 4. Leave a note on the door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jake, Duke Slim and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside....Cooter
Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
Abstinence...
Abstinence... Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." < >
Scam
Here's a new Phone Scam going on that you should be aware of involving Jury Duty: This has been verified by the FBI (their link is included below). Most of us take summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Give out any of this information and bingo; your identity just got stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma , Illinois , and Colorado This (scam) is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system. The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers a
Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond") A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ??? Well DUH! Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
7 Degrees Of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" T he wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,. -:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and bu
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I love the ocean 2) I am wiccan 3) I smoke 4) I am a little kinky 5) I like WWE Wrestling 6) I love chocolate 7) I like horror movies 8) I collect rocks 9) I love dragons 10) i want to lose 40 lbs I Tagged luTin, starwhisper, jolyn, Daddy M and Sinfully_Tormented
Why Women Go To The Bathroom With Their Friends
SO TRUE!!!!!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occuppied. Finally a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get i to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't-so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!!!), yank down your pants and assume "the STANCE". In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken the time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so y
Bubba And The Psychiatrist...
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." Who says rednecks are stupid?
Age Old Question
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."
Tagged
1. My day is not complete without the hearing the laughter of my kids. 2. I'm spontanious,unless it involves spending money. 3. I have a really hard time falling asleep, unless I have one leg uncovered, doesn't matter which one. 4. I don't use difinate words (never, ever, always, etc...) 5. I make sure I learn something new everyday. 6. I love potato chips vs. crackers in my soup. 7. The greatest professors I've had the previledge of learning from never finished school. 8. I can't make myself crawl into an unmade bed. 9. Doing dishes, vacuuming the floor and cooking relax me. 10. I'll pass the laundry to whoever wants to do it. Action Breakin Mzbtch2u66 Cranky Coorslight
This Is 1 Of My Short Stories That I Had To Get Out Of My Head After Having 1 Of Those Dreams.
I was woken up out of a dead sleep by a dream that I was having this is what came to my mind. I had to get this so I grabbed the nearest pen(marker) before I lost this. The devil came to me one night as I was contemplating my life's past, present, and possible future. True to form she told me she would give me what I wanted most if I gave something that she wanted. This perked my curiousity so I agreed. "I want your soul," she replied. "Not mine to give." I told her. "It belongs to the father in heaven." "I want your body." She said now showing less restraint in the tone of her voice. "Nor does my body belong to me but the earth from which it was sculpted." A small smirk raises from my lips while saying this. Getting aggrivated she commands that I should give her my mind. "Give me all of those fabulous thoughts you have." She snickers when saying this. "My mind is not my own for it wonders where it may may and only comes back to tell me a story or two." The smirk
Pink Blackberry Pearl 8130 Valentines Gift
Get PINK BlackBerry Pearl 8130 Valentines Gift Now Valentines day is celebrated on 14 February of every year. This is holiday in US.Lots of gifts exchanges this day gifts like chocolates, flowers, heart shape balloons, greeting cards, valentine day ecards.Mostly flowers specially rose are used to express feelings.Apart from such kind of gifts PINK BlackBerry Pearl 8130 Valentines Gift is a device that offers jaw-dropping advanced features .This sleek cell phone is brimming with cutting-edge features in its small frame. This device offers the ideal balance between form and function.Fun features offered by the Pink BlackBerry Pearl 8130 Valentines Gift include an integrated camera with built-in zoom and automatic flash. Pictures and video recordings can be captured and shared using MMS or email. The system also features Media Player so users can watch video clips or listen to music. In a move to being Blackberry more closer to a normal mobile phone, its manufacturers have launch
Unconditionally
Strong arms, Comforting hold, Tears vanishing into cloth Pain fading to nothing Trying to draw her pain to him He whispers as she moves away Soft so only she hears, "I love you." Said with a smile, So she knows what he means Not romantically, but as friends, or siblings maybe Saying he'll be there Wether in the room, over the phone, or emotionless internet He'll be there when needed To free the pain. It's not love that makes the world go 'round It's caring for each other, unconditionally
Soul Mate
HEMACA OIYOKPA HE, MITAWA WANAGIYATA KI KIGI, MITAWA CANTE KI WABLI MITAWA NITUNKASILA NITUNKASILA OKIMOS, NATA UN HAHATUWA MIYE HCA HI EL SUMANITU TAKA WIYA CUWITKU UN HAHATUWA WINYAN YATAPI UN MITAWA CANTE
Ocean Lady
There is a lady who lives by the ocean, She loves it there but the connection is so much more, from the breeze to the waves she feels every motion. Having her toes in the soft warm sand is something she always did adore. She feels the animals of the sea and holds them as her own, She hears playing on the beach and creates sights for people to see, She keeps them al safe like children in her home, ensuring that there is no better place to be. She moves with this place, the people and the animals as they move with her they twist turn, ebb, and flow together. They share this bond bound by an unbreakable tether, It has always been this way and will go on until the end of forever.
She Was Only 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade R
Pain Of The Night...
Watch as this tear falls into empty space See it fall into life's nameless place Can you see the sparkle as it catches the light That sparkle once was happiness that is no longer in sight As it falls watch it, its color has changed From blue to bright red, it has a wide range There it goes all alone, it continues to fall With it, it takes the emotion, the emotion of all Wait, can you hear it? A sob has broke free Has shook the lungs cold, but yet it continues to be Here it comes, a force has been built between the eye A wall of shear water, it's now time to cry A shudder, a scream, darkness envelops your soul The darkness of the night has taken its toll
Down Home Squirrel Porn Blues
Roses are red, but violets aren't blue And roses aren't always red Sometimes they are yellow, or white Roses smell nice, I put some rose petals in the ashtray of my car No one smokes in there, and if they did, they could ash out the window
Eternity
Wandering in darkness grope, Finding not a glimpse of hope. Fingers touch to find my way, Each foot fall, my heart betrays The fear which drives me through the day. Suddenly the ground is lost, Flailing arms as body's tossed. Splashing down in crimson pool, The warm embrace is much too cruel, I curse this lowly, wretched fool. Floundering in this self made hell, Warmth increasing as I dwell, Within the confines I create, Screaming as myself berate, Giving in to this, my fate.
Stop It Now !!!!
Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. Unreasonable explanation of the injury. Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse Aggressive or withdrawn behavior. Shying away from physical contact with parents or adults. Afraid to go home.
I'm Doin An Auction...
SO I'M AM DOIN AN AUCTION FOR THE FIRST TIME... IT STARTS ON FEB 10 AND GOES TO THE 16... ITS ONLY OPEN TO 30 PPL... IF YOU WANT IN SEND ME A MESSAGE... NO SHOUT BOX MESSAGE... MEAN AN EMAIL MESSAGE... I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BULL SHIT IN THE AUCTION EITHER... ANY OF THAT AND UR ASS WILL BE BLOCKED AND THE BULL SHIT COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED... U MUST FOLLOW ALL THE RULES OF THE AUCTION... AUCTION OPEN SOON SO LET ME KNOW IF U WANT IN :)
Vip Giveaway !
i just wanted to say thanks to all that helped me get my vip ! it really showed me that i do still have some great friends on here ! if i could i would hug all of you but since i cant please consider this a big hug from me too all of you and if u ever need anything please just hollar i will be there for ya !
Lost
sometime wonder y here on earth. Why do we go through time and time again? Why when fall for someone u get hurt? Why doe everything have to hurt? Why can't life be good and fun?
Newbie Here Haha... At Leaste Im Honest
I created this a while ago but i didnt understand it cuz im a lil ditsy... but im starting to figure it all out...
Welcome To Bawstin
Welcome to Bawstin ( Boston ) For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great! Information on Boston and the surrounding area: There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street . Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill . If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley . Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave ; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave ; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End . The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry,
Love Lies Bleeding (2008)
Christian Slater stars in this thriller about a corrupt government agent's attempt to get back stolen money from a young couple. After they witnessed a shootout in their apartment complex, the pair runs away with their newfound riches. Unfortunately for them, Slater's DEA agent is not willing to let his fortune go and embarks on an action-packed chase. PART ONE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART TWO Online Videos by Veoh.com PART THREE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART FOUR Online Videos by Veoh.com
Hot To The Touch
I close my eyes; feeling the heat arise. I find the burning spot; all moist and all so hot. I touch the sensual flower; giving my fingers all the power. Thinking of you; Oh, if you only knew. Touching it real nice and slow; letting the hot lava flow. Anxiety gets the best of me; freeing up the desires in me. Rubbing harder, faster now; Getting all the pleasures I T will allow. As I scream and thrash about. Passion overcomes me without a doubt. Creamy eruptions float to the surface.; Huge explosions burn through me like a furnace. I cannot withhold any longer! letting out one last moan; the volcano erupts as I groan. Smelling the erotic odor of my passions scent. Lifting my fingers up to my nostrils letting it liqueur . Putting them to my lips; I taste the sweet nectar, wishing U were here to make it all that much sweeter.This is all I have to give for the moment. Until the day comes when yourself can enjoy the sweet seductive scent. As
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Attention ...fubar Is Spying On Us !!!
I was shocked when I found out and had to tell you all right away Fubar has been embedding stuff into your computer screens and are now as we speak Click below to run the fubar spy ware Screen Cleaner Fubar spy ware Sceen Cleaner (repost of original by '=^^=CaTDaddy =^^=..Demon Crew' on '2008-02-08 00:38:26')
Dont Be A Hater !!!
I spent a little time on rating pics last night and well all i can say is woo ... some people cant take any thing less then a 10 well sorry we cant all be tens im not saying im a 10 but well lets face it that is why we put our photos on this thing is to get rated right and it sure pissed every one off well kiss my ass i can rate what i want ....and rate my photos low i dont care im not a cry baby it wont hurt me one bit .this is only for fun .
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Women!
Why is it that all the women i like think im such a softy? cuz im sweet and romantic and try to get with them. What do i need to do kick someones ass for them? its like come on! you have a real man whos nice and sweet and is only a dick when i need to be and i kick ass when i have to. but just because im not a bad ass all the time doesnt mean that i cant handle my own. I am a bad ass only when i need to be whats the point in waliking around all the time being a dick? Where the fuck is that going to get me? NOWHERE! im tired of women thinking im not worth there time because im not a bad ass! You wanna see bad ass pisss me off! fuck with me my friends or my family and i will personally introduce you to my best friend! The concrete after you meet my fist! im a nice guy who wants to find a nice woman a real woman whos sexy smart and likes cars. im tired of all these little girls GO AWAY! i want a real woman who wants me just the way i am! Im not going to change for anyone. Im jelous so she
Help A Mother With Issues
what is the most important quality that a person can have raising teenagers out of control. Don't get me wrong I love my kids they are just beyond my comprehension, because they have been treated like adults since they were between the ages of 7-10, now that there 13-17, the job is really hard. To answer the obvious question they have not always stayed with me, but with there father and God knows my limit at times has been reached anyone who has insight holla back. I currently run my own business, main reason is trying to find balance.
Today Is A Gift
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon ) , so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives'. He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!
Tiger Army Show!!!
i just got back from a show!!! the band i went to see was TIGER ARMY!!! they fuckin rock i swear they may not sound like it but i like them alot ok ok ill say i love them ive been wanting to see them for about 2 or 3 years now but havent had the time soooo it was well worth it! (sweet) hmmmmm...it was crazy awesome i got smashed like 3 or 4 times and i got to shake Nick 13's hand and hug him lol! OMG!!!!! LMFAO! hmmm thinkin about puttin a couple of picks of them on my profile what u think!!!? late* ^8^
What Is Wrong With These People
*I know this is long but I sincerely hope you read it all* By now I am sure you've all come to hear the story of Sporks and her dead child. My position regarding this story has always been the same: I don't know what happened, the authorities are investigating all this, and the truth will eventually (hopefully) come out. The fact that she got a lawyer does not, in any way, indicate that she is guilty or hiding something. Contrary to what Law and Order or CSI tell you... guilty people don't get lawyers, SMART people do. Do you have any idea how many times people have taken plea deals because they were faced with a mountain of evidence by the cops that didn't exist? They panic and cop to things they didn't do because they believe a lesser penalty is better than the 20 years the police are telling them they will receive. The police can, will and do lie to you in these investigations. They aren't under oath. So long as they don't violate your constitutional rights, they can do whateve
Tag You're It !!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I fly RC planes in competition. 2.) I work for Ma Bell ... in a dept where you really, REALLY don't want to piss me off. 3.) I hold a record for tying 16 cherry stems with my tongue in 24 seconds. 4.) I am a member of the Mile High Club. 5.) I am a published author. 6.) I don't like liver~~but love pate ... Go figure. 7.) I am a classically trained chef. 8.) The biggest fish I ever caught was a 46# King Salmon 9.) I don't like salmon .. To date, I have prepared over 1.2 tons of that crap ! 10.) I swim to stay in shape. ThruADiffEye, MysticDreams, SexyAngelFreakyLoca, TheresaakaTheMortician, Mels2Kool
Be My .........
is is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me? Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u? I kissed you? I lived next door to you? I started smoking? I asked you on a date? I was hospitalized? I ran away from home? I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somet
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The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perce
Tag! You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. (Stolen from BEG LOL) 2. I love BIG breed dogs, Rottweilers are my favorite. 3. I am very insecure, to a fault. (Working on this) 4. I give in too easily, mainly to women... probably because of item #3. (Working on this, too) 5. I love music, and can pretty much name artist and song within the first few notes I hear. 6. I prefer baseball over any other sport. 7. I prefer to be in a smaller, more personal crowd than a larger gathering... and really love just being with that one special person. 8. I am the youngest of seven children, and so I am (was) spoiled LOL. 9
Tag! Your It! Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to shoot pool and hang out with friends. 2. I worked in a bar for 3 years and met some really great people. WOW i miss it.. 3. I have 5 children, which i love very much. 4. I finally got to talk to my sister after not hearing from her for 30 years.. WOW, thats a long time.. Love ya sis... 5. ME! Addicted to fubar? Hmmm, could be.. lmao 6. I drive a chevy monte carlo. 7. I was born in Germany, and would love to go back and visit. The joys of being a military kid..lol 8. I speak my mind and am honest! i try not to hurt peoples feelings, but sometimes can't be helped.. 9. I love to s
Thinning List
Ok so I've decided to start thinning my friends list and I really should have posted this before I started lol so the ones that are gone will know why ...But since they are only Friends with people that will buy them Blasts or Happy hours..ect they prolly don't give a rats azz anyway I've met some really cool people on here and would like to be able to keep in contact with them and don't have time for those that don't have time for me so regardless of what you have in your title HOT/SEXY/Blah Blah Blah your not too Hot or Sexy to be friendly and if you really think you are LMAO then get some help but your gonna be off my list to make room for Real People so if your gone in the next week or so you know why
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am An Assistant To A Private Investigator 2. I just turned 30 3. I love Potato Chip Sandwhiches 4. I have a kitty named Oscar 5. I lived in 4 States, Minnesota, Montana, Iowa, and Ohio 6. Growing up on My Farm when a child I had 55 cats running around. 7. I Can Not Nor Will I ever tolerate Liar. 8. When it comes to me doing something or saying something, just don't go and "assume" and jump in the middle of what I am doing or saying, when I am not finished. That really annoys me. 9. I love to swim! Get me in the water, hard to get me out! 10. I love French Vanilla Cappaccino's I Tagged The fo
The Pastors' Ass
To ALL drama lovers!!! Take note; The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for
Photos
Just put up some new photos, go check 'em out and tell me what ya think :) ~Duck~
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am an IT Coordinator for a group of company's 2.I had open heart surgery in 2001 to replace a valve 3.I love Auto racing 4. I own a Jeep and will always own a Jeep till i die(It's A JEEP Thing!) 5.I live on edge of a lake and you can find me there most of the summer on my pontoon boat. 6.I have 2 dogs and a Gulf Coast Box Turtle 7.I am a bee keeper and have 3 hives(down from 9) 8.I am a very oral person 9.I work to much and sleep to little 10. I hate filling out forms! I have tagged:Brenda,MisMississippi,Pamela~~all messed up,pammieme,Beautiful Angel,gwenny,702853,LOOKING4MRRIGHT
Tag!
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 15 different kinds of body wash in my shower. 2. I insist on hanging all of my clothes. 3. I have a totally irrational fear of fish hooks. 4. I have five brothers and sisters, 3 of which are older, but I was raised as the oldest. 5. I have all of the matching lotions and body sprays for the 15 different body washes in my shower. 6. I am a recovering drug addict. 7. I have two tattoos that match with two different people (my two best friends). 8. I have lived in 5 different states. 9. When I go out for breakfast, I usually order both coffee and diet soda. 10. I have never been married, but I have been enga

we are on here for fun and release from the daily b/s we deal with ever day, "right"? then why the fucc are alot of people rating and commenting false ? no matter be tru to your words .... vuase even if no one can c u or my never know who u r , they still want the truth ..... simply because no matter what tale you spend withen fu~bar the people around them will tell them the truth..... so if you are here and you say you're real be real or get the fucc on ....... alway's been me always will.. hate my blog or lluv it i " REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCC"!!!!
Loved Ones
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know.
Fu-bar Friends
I have been on Fu-bar for well over a year. I have met alot of cool people here. Alot of them have became friends with my wife as well. I finally got my wife to join last Nov. This is a very good thing.. it has helped her to come out of the shell she went into after she got sick. LOL now I have me a Fu-aholic lol. The friends that I have made here are good friends. I am very thankful to have met them and have them in my life. Thanks all!! :D
What Have I Been Up To!
Last part of last year really was rough for me. So hoping this year was going to be good. I had just moved and finally get stuff unpacked and I started having pain on my left side. Im one of those people who if they are in pain say "ehh it will go away" and leave it at that. But one night went to bed in severe pain thinking it would go away but it woke me up at 3 am. Went to emergency room and found out I had a mass on my left ovary. They sent me home with pain killers for a couple of days and then doctor called after looking at catscan and said I had a tumor about the size of a baseball. So within a couple days I was having surgery to remove the tumor and ovary. It has been two weeks and the doctor told me it was benign. So all is well other than this scar that I have from my belly button all the way to down town lol. Im still sore as hell but at least I have piece of mind knowing it wasn't cancerous. So I am off to a good year :sarcasm:
Nascar
Well NASCAR fans race season is upon us and I am sure we are all excited about it. So fire up the grill, call your buddies, tune in the satelite,turn up the surround sound,CHILL THE BEER and lets party!!!!!
What I Want...
To have a man see me for who i am inside..to know there is no other like me, and try as hard as they may THEY SHALL NEVER BE ME!!!!! The man for me will see thru the lies and cloudy deciet...when others try to act like me... He shall be the epitomy of strength and elagance and not afraid to show it!!! To walk with class and head held high!!! strutting shall we say??? to walk with me on his arm clearing the path of commoners and posers with the mear force of our presence!!! To walk the night as it was ment to be, and our children be drawn to his dark beacon. He shall live life to the fullest with me, in all aspests of our personalities!!!! from walking the darkness, accepting our need to feed... to being my dominant master, or even be my slave to find the thrills of the adrenaline rush to walking the night in all its quiet slendor and glory to being tender and warm and careing of each other to wanting to feel the wind in our face and thr
A Quote With Meaning
Many things in life are complicated, but i can not let the complicity of complicated things hold me back. Instead i must move on and forget about past relationships, bad memories,and any negative things that i always seem to remember first.Sometimes we all need to take those risk in life and whether we fail or not keep our heads up high. By taking risk we might just find something good that we will want to fight for.
Losses
There is alot of drama going around about who did what and who should be charged with what. There is also alot of finger pointing and accusing going on as well. Then there are those who just wish everyone would just drop the whole thing and are posting blogs and bulletins about personal experiences explaining why they feel the way they do. I have read story after story, and felt grief for each and every person that has some thing terrible happen to them. In theory we have all encountered some sort of loss in our life, either loss by death or loss due to other reasons. Being a Veteran of the Iraqi war I have seen many of my closest friends lose their lives right in front of me, the most painful part of this is thinking to your self what could I have done to prevent this. I have lost some of my brothers in arms and I will never forget them, I will never stop thinking of them or praying for their families. That is what we all need to do, take this time to say a little prayer for the famil
Valentine's Day No-no's
For Him: 1. Avoid soaps, lotions, potions, anything that smells like candy. Unless it's actually candy. 2. Flowers. He just doesn't understand why you would buy him something that he has to a) nurture and b) nurture. If you simply must, a cactus might pass--but remember, he wants a gift that can take care of itself. 3. Unfun tools. Yeah, he gets it. You want him to shovel the snow. Do not buy him a shovel to drive the point home. (Large noisemaking power tools excluded.) 4. Dinner. It's a blatant cop-out. Saving him the 80 bucks does not a romantic gesture make. A gift should come in a box. (Unless it is a kitty or a pup, which are other things you should not get him. See rule #2). 5. An electric razor. If he wanted one, he would have bought it for himself (and of all the gadgets, this is not likely one he's coveting). Ask yourself: Do you want him to buy you a razor? 6. Boxer shorts. To men, they're truly utilitarian. No frills. No styles. (Same goes for socks.) 7
My Baby Is Gone...
Today I lost my best friend. She was sick for a couple days, I took her to the vet where she stayed the night and passed away. I am sorry I was not there to hold you when you left us my friend. My heart is broken. I will love and miss you always, until we meet again. Memories are Golden They say memories are golden. Well, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories I only wanted you. A million times I needed you, A million times I cried. If love alone could have saved you, You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly, In death I love you still. In my heart you hold a place No one could ever fill. If tears could build a stairway, And heartache make a lane. I'd walk the path to heaven, And bring you home again. Our family chain is broken, And nothing seems the same. But as God calls us one by one, The chain will link again.
Samantha Drama Life
will first of all this week was full of shit! like we have had school delays and school closings all week! not that i dont mind just home school being closed but not vo-tech i love that class! so now i am going to be hind b/c i did not have my work with me and i need to pass that class with this being my sinor year and all=( what ever! And well there this guy i like and i dont know how to talk to him every time i do it comes out sounding gay! worst yet theres this girl who is always all over him but he says they r not going out "WHAT A SLUT"
The Essence Of Being Chris-tastic.....
I am Chris-tastic. There is no one else that possesses this particular quality. I am unique and interesting. I will not allow negativity to creep itself into my personality. I am who I am and make no excuses for it. I am fiercly devoted to those who've earned a place in my life and my heart. Make no mistake, it is very difficult to make the list. I don't allow just anyone in. I have lived more in my time on this planet than most do their entire lives. I have seen heartache and anguish. I've seen pain and suffering beyond what I wish to have experienced. I've also been blessed enough to have experienced happiness and joy. I've seen more of the world than most people I know. I've lived from one end of the country to the other. I've travelled all over this world and still end up back home when I can. I will not tolerate predjudice, hatred or ignorance. I will not stand for those I love to suffer alone. I am a fighter, survivor, giver, defender of the weak and a friend
Ya Or Na On The Army
I know its my choice not asking if i should because I am going to go back in ten years done ten to go... But in my pictures. is me in my army greens. I want a comment from all my friends on a yes or no if i should if i should go back in. and a comment here.
It's Been A Year Dad......
Its been a year......and still the pain and tears have not gone away.....it seems like just yesterday i was taking my first steps with you there behind me watching me in awe as i walked across the living room.....seems like just yesterday you were watching me graduate high school....the look of undeniable pride on your face as i recieved my diploma......and it seems like just yesterday i was holding your hand as you passed away before my eyes. It hasnt been easy not having you here, i miss your laugh, your inappropriate jokes, your wisdom and advice, the sound of your voice, even the way you'd snore. 50 years old was really too soon for your life tree to be felled and we all still feel the pain of your loss....ive since then left florida and have moved a bit further north...hopefully one day i can get back to Jersey and the rest of the family........its hard knowing each day i wake up, every birthday that passes, every holiday that comes and goes you wont be here. I miss you dad i miss
Reply To Dj Bones!
HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.... What a past couple of days, alot of shit went down last night in the Dirty Deeds Lounge, people want to act like children and bring personal shit into the lounge and cause DRAMA. DDR had a staff meeting the night before last and alot of things were discussed, drama being a part of the lounge...HAHA, this coming from the owner but yet she can do what she wants....I was blamed for something last night that was bullshit, no one has the full story, CONTROVERSY at it's best, I loved every minute of it because I knew it was coming before I even took air last night, yep I have friends on here that hear stuff and they give me a heads up, well the bitch comes into the room trying to be all slick and shit, "I wanna hear The Players Club, I think it fits tonight" yada yada yada, blow it out your ass, I got kicked off the air because if she could do that shit, well so could I, I played I still don't give a fuck and Puke by Eminem and I get kicked off the air.....f
What Is A Blog Anyways?
what is a blog and what does blog even stand for?
Helpdrew
Do it now dont ask just fucking do it thanks in advance
The Past
they say that people from your past are there cuz they never make it to ur future.. how can a person make it to your futur when u never gave them a fair chance to be a part of your present...to have interference at every turn...and have others make u out to b something ur not and lie about u simply because they are jelous..and they are afaird that u may see how truly compatable u may b together... the past is to teach us a lesson, to learn from it and move forward and to not try to relive it, for it will never b the same... reguardles of how your emotions are or how great the memories can be of the past... once to cross thee line and cut them to the bone, u can never take back that wound it shall for ever be a scar upon your heart and yours thoughts shall always wander to that memorie...
Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I play the fiddle. 2.I play and own three guitars...including one electric Gibson which i LOVE... 3.I have a Yorkie-Maltese named Dude who is like a child... 4. I AM as innocent as I look. 5.I don't have an accent-- you do! 6.I love the ocean and am a certified scuba diver. 7.I kick ass at karoke!! 8.I love coffee...I drink way too much of it. 9.I have never been Miss Mississippi - despite what my name here is. My girlfriends call me this because they say I'm always "made-up"...which is not true...I go without makeup lots! 10. I care about the inside of people way more than the outside..... I have tagged:don't know
2nd Alarm Hotties New Lounge!!!!
click above to enter The New 2nd Alarm Hotties new lounge!
Be My Valentine
BE MY VALENTINE? ***************** I'M LOOKING FOR A VALENTINE TO SHOWER WITH LOTS OF LUV. WILL YOU BE MINE? I'M OFFERING COOL STUFF TO THE WINNING BIDDER. CLICK ON MY PICTURE TO FIND OUT WHAT I'M OFFERING: SEE BELOW FOR COMPLETE AUCTION RULES & DETAILS. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY AND WONDERFUL UPCOMING WEEKEND! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~♥~Misbehavin2~♥~ @ fubar RULES OF THIS AUCTION PER AUCTION HOSTESS: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID! 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. 3. ALL BIDDERS MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE 4. MINIMUM BID IS 200,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSONAL PICS, ETC ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED. REAL GIFTS, SUCH AS VACATIONS, DINNERS, ETC. ARE REAL AND VALID BIDS,
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I don't always follow the rules. 2.I like science stuff 3.I have my US Coast Guard License 4. I am an executive chef. 5.I have lived in the South for 17 years but still sound like a Jersey Boy 6.I love animals 7.I suck at karaoke!! 8.I l am addicted to caffeine 9.I hate cold weather 10. I have undiagnosed A.D.D. I have tagged:don't know yet!
Mystic Illusionz " Special " Downloads
Are you into creating your own pictures? Tired of dealing with trial versions? Want full 100% working programs? Contact me and I can give you prices and details. Keep in mind, we are running a special this month to go along with it being Valentine's Day and also our beloved CougarBaby's birthday. Thanks to you all. ~ Alexa ~
I'm Finally Free....
some of my friends already have gotten this via messenger.. but to those of you that have not... hello... just thought i would say hello and let you know i will not be online for sometime... i will be moving and such trying to get me together again...i will try and get my service up and running as soon as i can... til then take care. oh and i miss you. i forgot to mention that my service will be cut off today due to the move.. hope to talk to you real soon xoxoxoxox
Changes
Eventually all the pieces will fall into place, until then? Laugh at the confusion, live for the moment and know that everything happens for a reason. Somewhere along the course of life, you learn about yourself and realize there should never be regrets, only a lifelong appreciation of the choices you've made. It's not where you came from; it's where you're going. It's not what's on you, but what's in you. It's not what you're driving; it's what drives you. It is not what you are but what you are willing to make of yourself. If nothing changed, there'd be no butterflies. Life is chaos; chaos is life. Control is an illusion. Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead. These are the days you will wish to be able to live again even if it were only for a brief moment. It's funny how one moment can change your entire life. It's scary how decisions we make today can come and haunt us for the rest of our life. Sometimes you have stop
Bomb Me Please
HELP ME PLEASE!! I am in my first bombing contest. Please bomb my picture!!!!
Nameless Lol
My First Contest!! Come help make my valentines day better!!! Leave me as many comments as you can, any little bit helps and it will be so appreciated!!!! Contest Starts tonight at 8pm (fubar time) and will run for 1 week...yes 1 week....most comments wins...please come help me win the first contest Ive ever entered!!! Go by and show the host of this contest lots of love too!!! Thanks in advance to all that help me!!! Heres the link to the pic http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=661564&i=1981943846 Heres the link to the host of the contests page!! ~Dragonphyre~StalkertoBob(NINfan)~CertifiedGILF~*QueenTease*FUownedByta-tas@ fubar
I'm In A Give Away...
YEAH YEAH YEAH.... I'M IN A GIVE AWAY!!! COULD YOU COME GIVE ME SOME HELP.. HERE IS THE LINK! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&albumid=0&i=3044505925&idx=2 IF YOU DONT HAVE MARK ADDED AS A FRIEND, YOU WILL NEED TO.. THANK YOU ALL!!! HUGS & KISSES MANDY scsweetie
Random Facts About Me...
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have OCD with my how I have my makeup, purse, and dresser set up, lol. Its weird, LOL. 2. My purse, shoes, socks, panties, and bra have to match what I am wearing, at all times, LOL. 3. I have a festish for guys in the United States Military! 4. I am bisexual, but have not been with a woman since 2003 :( 5. I talk, and text my fuhubby Craig for hours everyday on the phone. 6. I have my nipples pierced, and I love them. 7. I do not have any tattoos. 8. I can shop everyday if I could! 9. I change my mind all the time about whether I want to become a mommy or not. 10. I hate when people have t
Bored
It's Friday and I am so bored. I cleaned my house and now I don't have anything to do. I need to people to hang out with. lol. I try calling up people but nobody will answer there phones. what good is a cellphone if you don't answer it. Well if anybody has any good ideas on what to do let me know.

I'm currently in a giveaway contest for some fu-bux and possibly a blast! But I need the rates and comments of my fu-fam/fans/and friends!!! Plz drop by the link and show me sum luv!!! Rates = 5 points each. Needs at least 2,500 points to win any fubucks. 1st to 10,000 points gets a 7 day blast too.
Tag Your It!!! 10 Random Things About Me
1- I'm left handed but bowl right handed 2- I am the middle child 3- Also a Army Brat 4- I hate peas 5- I snore 6- I'm only 4'10 7- I'm very impatient 8- I have a bad temper 9- I do not drink 10-I am a great cook
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a Mother, wife, daughter and sister! 2. I have one wonderful daughter! 3. I live in Massachusetts and have my whole life. 4. I'm a avid Red Sox and Patriots fan! 5. I drive very fast! 6. I have two dogs and one Grand~Dog. 7. I have wonderful friends and family. 8. I only drink Pepsi, and yes I hate coke! 9. I don't drink or do drugs! 10. I love to travel! I TAG SLIPPERY: Joe, Traci, Jessica, Johnny and Cubs Fan!
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.FATHER OF 3 2.4 GRANDKIDS 3.ONE SON IS A RANGER IN THE US ARMY 4.DAUGHTER IS A DRUG SALES REP. 5.OTHER SON WORKS FOR A WINDOW AND SIDING CO. 6. LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 7.FOLLOW THE YANKEES, AND PACKERS 8.BIG SOONER AND SHOCKER BASEBALL FAN 9.ENJOY MEETING DIFFERENT PEOPLE 10.I'M SINGLE TAGGED TERESA,LORI,MYSTIC,JEN,DAWN
Sex Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Swmo
Im needing a ride from SE Missouri (Sikeston area) to SW Missouri (Cassvile Area) If anyone can help me out id appreciate it. I wouldnt ask if it wasnt important. If you need or want more info let me know
Tag! You're It! 10 Random Things About Me!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am an average Serbian girl. 2. I am an Orthodox Christian. 3. I am always smiling. 4. I don't prejudge people. 5. I hate being photographed. 6. I have insomnia often. 7. I enjoy sports. 8. I have loved only one man in my life, so far now. 9. I bring my cell phone with me when I'm going to the bathroom. 10. I like to lick my knife during the meal.
Tag Your It!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun! 10 Weird or Random Facts about Cathi 1-I hate feet. 2-I love to sing.really really loud when no one is around lol 3-I love to cook. 4-I hate tongues in my ear 5-I love making love :) 6-I hate judgemental people i have no use for them. 7-I really love a Man who opens the car door for his lady,or pulls her chair out for her. 8-I'm a real Jerry Lewis freak. 9-I love hairy men. 10-I have a fear of hieghts. I Tagged,Bill D Mann,GiveItToMeBaby,JTaggs,Rob,Roland,Annie,Bad4u,Jerseybee mainly cause i want to see thier replies :)
Tag Ur It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love my job. 2. I have 2 dogs. 3. My eyes r not green 4. Love hot coco 5. Smoke 6. My b-day is on the 27 of Feb. 7. My cup size is DD 8. Like beer 9. I've not had a date in 3 1/2 weeks 10. This suck thanks so much lickher469 lickher469, greenbaypacker, peavmister, dobbin, justin2nite
This Life Of Mine 17
I hope I don't offend anyone that reads this and it is not meant for any of my friends. I have come to the conclusion that Fubar is for lonely and somewhat pathetic people. I have come across a lot of men that all they want to do is get off to your pictures and somehow think that if you leave a nice comment on one of their pictures like "cute" or any kind of compliment at all, that you are all of the sudden wanting to either fuck them or are in love with them! Get a clue! I can tease with the best of them, just know that it is just that....teasing. Also, I know the same goes for the women. I know that if men give most of these ladies a compliment, they think they are in love with them! Then, they come stalking anyone that comes into your profile. I have had trouble with 2 different women. Not trouble really, just more annoyance than anything. I thought I got rid of one of the stalkers but....she came into my profile again last night. They are freaks! Just because the guy s
Contest To Win Vip , Blasts & Fu Bucks
I want to throw a contest and the most photo comments (points) wins. The prizes are ...1st place wins their choice of a month VIP or a week blast. 2nd place wins a 3 day blast . 3rd place wins 100,000 in fu bucks . Contact me if you are interested in joining my contest & lets have fun !!! Lisa * lisasweet *@ fubar
Wedding
i am getting married on 10 31 08 to my best friend joe nanny we are already married as of 2-5-8 but will be having a real cermony in new orleans at check point charlies @ 9 pm be there or be square xoxoxoxoxo Annee Nanny
This A*hole
I have no idea whats up with this guy, he's totally thinking I'm another person, I've NEVER been mean to anyone, I was giving him a heads up thats all. He says his eyes arent that good so he rated me a 1. Evidently thats so fucking bastard go get your eyes checked This guy: http://www.fubar.com/user/1553495 His message to me: It's Not Your Picture that I didn't like it's YOU I don't like ! I have been in a Lounge with Yopu, & Your a DISGRACE === '~*DJ Loyal*~ *Owner Of The Grotto* DJ For IN10SITY Radio & RL Wife to Ryan' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-08 13:50:12'.. > > You dont HAVE to do it, but it's customary here to rate everyone 10's. Some people have folders just for downraters to disgrace them. If you don't like it, don't rate it
Your Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun! 10 Weird or Random Facts about Annie 1-I Love Goatees. 2-I Love long Goatees lol 3-I Love baby cereal 4-I Hate to be talked about behind my back! 5- One of my favorite movies is Ice Age 6-I Hate Liers 7-I Love a Mans Hands 8-I Hate when men have to show off in front of other Men 9-I Love Sonny on General Hospital He is sooo Yummy 10-I Hate my Boobs lol I Tagged,Bill D Mann,GiveItToMeBaby,JTaggs,Rob,Roland,Annie,Bad4u,Jerseybee mainly cause i want to see thier replies :)
Wanna A Piece Of Bamagirl?
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors.
Weekend
Hey guys all be out all weekend long.. See ya'll next week sometime! Leave lots of love thank you!
My First Contest,helppp Please Lol
Starts at 8pm Eastern Time:Feb. 08,2008 please help me do well,friends and friends of friends unite, lol. thanks to all who help. copy and paste link in address bar to post comments,goal is 50,000 comments http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1058591&albumid=840499&i=3305138821&idx=7#
My First Contest
I'm in my very first contest!!! runs from today to febuary 29th. I'm askin all family,freinds, and fans to please help. giving 1,000 fubucks for every 100 comments-just send me a private message when your thru posting them Just click the link below and BOMB, BOMB, BOMB TYVM EVERY1 I LOVE YOU ALL MY SIS IS IN IT ALSO--PLEAS SHOW HER LOVE TOO
Why Is It
why is every time i fall for someone, i start flirt with them some ass hole trys take them from me! Then dumb ass turns round asked me what i do to piss you off!! Why is it - when someone knows you like that person all ways seem try take that person way from you when you tell them back off get all pissie! when they know u have been flirting with them 1st. Some times just want give up, say hell with it, maybe am not supposed fall love let all the ass holes take everything from me! but so damn tired everyone taken things way from me that i love and care about!!! So if have fight for the person i love then i will, if they like it fuckem!
Tri-cities Who Is Drinking Tonight??
yep thats right i am back!!!
Meet
WHO IS MY VALENTINE IT'S VALENTINE. FOR ALL THE BIDDERS: YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RECEIVE SOME OF THE FINEST VALENTINE'S PRESENTS THAT FUBAR HAS TO OFFER! I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT FU-BUCKS. OR VIRTUAL GIFTS... I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SPECIAL PERSON, YES THAT PERSON, YOU WANTED TO HAVE AS YOUR VERY OWN VALENTINE!!! YOU CAN BRAG AND SAY YOU HAVE THAT PERSON FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH! CHANCES ARE, YOU WILL PROBABLY KNOW A FEW OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS AUCTION. GO BID ON THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE OR WANT TO GET CLOSER TO!!! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET! SERENADES, PERSONALIZED PICS, GRAPHICS, POINTS, AUTOGRAPHED ITEMS, ETC! THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY ON FUBAR THIS VALENTINE SEASON! FOR ALL THE CONTESTANTS: NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT WHO IS YOUR SECRET ADMIRER AND WHO WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR VALENTINE. MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FU-BUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED. THESE SEXY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE A LOT TO OFFER, AND THEY ARE GIVING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THEI
Pitbull Mafia Family Bulletin : )
We are holding a Family Auction.. Bidding will close 2-15-08 3 PM Central Time.. Cash prizes over ride any fu-buck amount. Highest bidder in auction will need to pay up within one week of auction closing. Come own some of the most amazing people on fubar.. Check them out.. Just click there pic to bid on them.. Most of these people are adding new things daily.. The higher the bids the more they are willing to do for you.
Life And Stories
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers . A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively fillin
Random Stuff
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i sneeze like crazy wheni have a full stomach. 2. i got some funky ears. 3. i alway have to wear socks even if its 100 degrees out. 4. i got a belly ring fetish. 5. i will talk to you while im on the toliet (ask jenn) 6. i fart really loud in public. 7. i love the smell of gasoline. 8. i amuse my self very easy. 9. i cant stand negative people. 10. I think BLONDES are dumb....j/k charmed...lol...
Want To Join A Bombing And Leveling Family?
KINGDOM OF DOLPHINS KingdomOfDolphins@ fubar Are you in a contest? Giveaway? Maybe you just need help to level? Have you asked your friends/family and or fans? Maybe even people you didn't know so well? To help you out, Either you go "no i'm sorry i can't" or "no" or maybe even a "yes" but, never showed up to help you? Well that is why I made this family. I got tired of the same things you have gone through. Others out there are just like us. So we all should get together and help each other. This isn't to take place of any other family/bombing crews out there. This is just friendly people helping one another out. So if your interested click the photo below, read the rules if you agree then join us. we are here to help you we will back you up 100% all we ask is that you put our name in yours that there is NO Drama just go to the family page, read the rules if you agree, join us WE ARE NOT HERE TO REPLACE ANY BOMBING/LEVELING CREW ON FUBAR OR TO
School!
Ok, so I have been in school for work. I have been a level one certified. The highest level you can achieve is nace certified level 3. That means taking final exams after school, a practicle exam and a groooling 3 hour peer review oral exam. Today I passed them all! WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fus Cherrie Bombers
PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE SUBMITTING A FRIEND REQUEST AND INDICATE IN YOUR FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THE PROFILE AND DO WISH TO JOIN*********** This is the profile of a Bomber Family, NOT an individual. If you are looking for a family to join, please read below, and if you are interested, send a friend request specifying you would like to join. ONLY members who wish to be a part of the bomber family will be accepted as a friend on this HOME PAGE of the FUS CHERRY BOMBERS . This is a bomber family of people dedicated to fairness and equality. ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, APPROVE ANYBODY FOR FAMILY MEMBERSHIP WHO IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST SEEKING TO JOIN A BOMBER FAMILY TO GET HELP WITH A CONTEST RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE FAMILY BOMBING FOR THE FAMILY FOR 10 (TEN) DAYS BEFORE YOU CAN ASK ANY MEMBER FOR BOMBING HELP FOR YOURSELF************************************************* ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WI
K&b
001. Real name → Kimberley Anne. 002. Nick name → Wh0r3. Koltawn. Anne. Kimmeh. Kim3. Judith. Kitte. Rainbow Penguin. 003. Status → Single. 004. Zodiac sign → Sagittarius. 005. Male or female → Female! 006. Elementary → Rio Vista/Bidwell/Parkside/Longwood. 007. Middle School → Riverview. 008. High School→ Mount Diablo/Horizons:CIS 010. Hair color → Auburn. 011. Long or short - Medium length right now. 015. Health freak → Lmao. 017. Do you have a crush on someone → Absolutely. =] 019. Piercings→ My ears. 020. Tattoos → My ankles, and soon to be the back of my neck. 021. Righty or lefty → Ambidextrous. FIRSTS : 023. First piercing → Ears! 024. First best friend → Uhm. Erica? 025. First award → Honour Roll? 026. First sport you joined --> Basketball! 027. First pet → A kitty
Sandy's Thoughts About Insecure Women
Woman on this site that are involved in a relationship, need to get a grip on what kind of site they and their man are on!! If you are so jealous of flirty type comments on your man profile or pictures, you DO NOT need to be on this site then. First of all, its only a flirt, letting your man know he is hot. And in most cases, your man & you live IN ANOTHER STATE!!!! What the hell do you think is going to happen?? Do you really think, some woman is going to get on a fucking plane and fly out to fuck your man?? If you do, then you need medicine lady!!! LOL As for me, if your man is hot and he is going to hold his cock in one of his pictures, then I'm going to leave a comment to that. And guess what lady, it means NOTHING!!!! If your that insecure about your relationship that you can not handle a harmless flirt, then get the fuck off this site. And get some type of counseling with your man because there is something wrong with your relationship that I did NOT CAUSE..........
What I Want!!
I want a man that will throw me around alil.... I want him to be in charge and tell me what to do. I need a man that is domineering all the time. I want to be told what to do and pinned to the floor and be their "slave"! lol ... I need some one to keep me in line boys!! Who thinks they can do it??
I Was Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have been married to the same man since I was 18. 2. Both my kids will be away at college in the Fall. 3. I work for myself and love what I do with a passion! 4. I have had some loved ones come to me after they have passed on. 5. I can actually feel my brain move. 6. I sometimes see the future in my dreams. 7. I love making new friends. 8. My feet are two different sizes. 9. I have a secret crush...and he knows who he is. 10. I can be a friend to you without any judgement, no matter what you tell me.
Flatbedwhiskegrl
This is my sister in law and she is new to fubar. Please make her feel welcome and add and fan and rate her. Thanks everyone. flatbedwhiskegrl
10 More Random Things About Me
Since my best bud Neptunes Human tagged me with this I'll give it a shot ..... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) When I was about 2 or 3 yrs old I got a hold of some bad milk & ever since then I Hate milk. 2) my favorite past time is going to the casinos here . 3) Im taking 6 prescription meds a day , high blood pressure, high cholesterol & low potassium. 4 ) I hate washing the dishes & cleaning up the kitchen - I'd rather clean out the bathroom . 5 ) I love going to Traders Village in Grand Prairie , Tx - its a huge outdoor flea market. 6 ) My oldest son is a seargent in the United States Army. 7 ) I have 5 grandkids :)
The Little Things We Do ??
I am sitting here and I am amazed at what some people will do to get a man to talk to them.They literally will show there assets to get people to talk to them in ways I feel a lady or a true lady should not be talked to or that they should show.I have tried to understand the reasoning behind it all,but I am finding difficulty in understanding this way,either in real life or the Internet. I feel I speak for myself and I don't need to show my assets to get someone to talk to me,but why do people feel this low self esteem in themselves that they do this or put it out there so bluntly what they will do for you sexually.What is the real reason behind all of this to make anyone feel the need in exposing themselves wide open like this.Call me old fashion if you will,but isn't a way to a man hearts is a little mystery in what is under the clothing,(I know a way to a mans heart is suppose to be food),but what I am talking about is how we reveal ourselves without thinking what it may look like
Own Me..
so yay n big thanx to slave princess:)... im in an auction to be fu-owned for a month... so to make this easier...follow this link and chk it out... :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=953726&i=3199081970 click the pic:p
Tag Your It!!! Stuff About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i like the smell of the air after the rain 2.i like doritos and cream cheese 3.i'm double jointed 4.i like boobies lol 5.giveing is more fun that recieveing 6.i think porn is gay 7.i like to sing 8.i have a tattoo you cant see 9.i like my hair played with 10.being tickled turns me on
~~~real Love~~~
~Real Love, like Real Life is never Perfect. And "Happily Ever After" only happens in Fairy Tales. ~Somehow Real Problems Always finds you. Sometimes Angry Words are spoken. Sometimes you will just get on each other's nerves. ~But the important thing to remember is that Real Love is always there, Full of Forgiveness, and Understanding, waiting for more Happy Times to share. ~Real Love is Powerful Stuff. It doesn't need to be Perfect to Survive and Grow. In Fact Your Love probably wouldn't be as Strong as it is if you hadn't Survived a few tough times. ~Real Love will get you through tough times too. ~Always end with "I Love You" and "I Trust in Our Love". Peace.
Hit Up My New Site!
Hit up my new site @ http://dreamscapeproductions.webs.com/Site%20Files/Home.html and sign my guest book!
I Wouldnt Have Nothin If I Didnt Have U
Well, I lost my heart on the day we met But I gained a lot that I don't regret Then I hung around 'til you said, ''I do.'' I knew I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you. Well, I count my blessings every night I pray That the Lord lets me keep you just one more day And every day he does, 'cause God knows too That I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. If I didn't have you I'd long ago been left in the dark, out in the cold Blowing around from town to town like a feather in the wind. If I didn't have you I know I'd be floundering around like a ship at sea Lost in the rain or a hurricane, that's where I'd have been. But I didn't get lost 'cause I saw your light Shining like a beacon on a cold, dark night And the sun came up and the skies turned blue Oh, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Well, I've already said it but I swear it's true I know, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you...
Hang In There ~)
Computer now fixed I Fixed My Computer ... After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
The History Of Valentines
As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man's rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men; thus, a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged. After eight hundred years of this cruel practice, the early church fathers sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier. According to church tradition St. Valentine was a priest near Rome in about the year 270 A.D. At that time the Roman Emperor Claudius-II who had issued an edict forbidding marriage. This was around when the heyday of Roman empire had almost come to an end. Lack of quality administrators led to frequent civil strife. Learning declined, taxation increased, and trade slumped to a low, precarious level. And the Gauls, Slavs, Huns, Turks and Mongolians from Northern Euro
Just Do It Damn It!!!!
YOU CAN ALL THANK/BLAME Jae my big BRO FOR THIS. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am Alex and I am A dork! 2. I snort when I laugh too hard 3. I put chips or fries for you Americans in my burgers hehe 4. I giggle about anything 5. I can kick your ass if I want to but i just feel sorry for you hehe 6. I have a scar somewhere on my body...I am not telling :P 7. I like to play with my food 8. I have 130 pairs of shoes hehehe 9. I have a potty mouth when required 10. I love junk food haha I pick: 1. Fatty 2. Jimmy 3. Brian 4. Ronnie Ron 5. Jae
A Special Thank You
A special thank you too all Shadow Levelers and all my friends..Without all of you I wouldn't be able too level ups. Thank you for allowing me too continue too do what I have a passion for..Sometimes its hard too rate and as many of you know being on dial up im slow too rate..But all of you have allowed me too continue too do this.. I'm greatful for the many friendships I have made while leveling..You all are awesome and thank you for the continous love you show everyone every day.. Much Love and respect too you
America!!
It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the VETERAN, not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote. It is the VETERAN, who salutes the Flag, It is the veteran, who serves under the Flag, ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM. I don't know if you saw this in the news but it really impressed me. Funny, our US Senate/House took 2 days off as they couldn't work because of the expected storm. On the ABC evening news, it was reported tonight that, because of the dangers from Hurricane Isabelle approaching Washington DC, the military members assigned the
Quizzes
Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Animal Rescue
Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/ /www.theanimalrescuesite.com/>
Swoupe
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The Boneyard
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I do crazy things when I am drunk. 2. I can play some songs on a guitar 3. I love going to concerts, whenever a god band comes to town 4. I confess.. I am a Dixie Chick fan hahaha 5. Some days I wish I was better looking. 6. I Love my freinds sooo much 7. Sometimes when I am bored, I like to stand by the road waving at cars. 8. I hate getting older, because your body starts to hurt 9. When drunk, I love swinging around a pole at my friends house lol. 10. I think pork is so fing gross!!! I tag Joy, sweet little one, '♥ƘЯ☆ZߥCH♥, Sundancer, and Krazy_Runner.
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Lyvwyr70
back in the war zone again. any one from fob kandahar out there? even if you aren't lets talk. later
Shake It For Me
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Fuck The Raggies
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and s
Pain And Sweet Memories
Sitting here realizing that this next week is going to be so hard on me. Not only am I feeling like I am getting older (my daughter turns 18 on Valentine's Day) but the day after my daughters birthday last year I had to put my dog of 12 years down. My pitbull was my best friend, the only one that really seemed to care when I felt nobody else in the world did. The past few days my status has been set to sick, for some reason I feel that it is more of a depression with what this week has to come. I hate not having my significant other with me on Valentine's Day as well, seems like its been many years since I have gotten to look into another persons eyes and say I love you on that date. I'm sorry for rambling, just feeling very very down. RIP RAVEN..................... ====================================
Tat And Tounge
Hey everyone I got a new tattoo and I got my tounge pierced. I think they are tight. Go see my pics!
"when I See The Love In Your Eyes"
Rip
RIP sheldon craig micheal bartley jr. a.k.a(booner)..we love and miss you this should of never happend to you..but justice will be served..well we know your in a better place now away from this fucked up world... LOVE YOUR, FAMILY WE WILL MISS YOU BORN NOVEMBER 2006-DIED FEBRURARY 6,2008 1:10 AM
Vacation
I will be gone for the next 10 days. See you all when I get back. No sense in saying more. Noone really reads these anyway. I am spending the week at my boyfriends. See ya all when I get back. {{{hugs}}}
Love Is Great
love is the greatest gift anyone can give or recivce.. some people are not always ready for it..it's just like a love song don't matter if it's rock,rap,country or bluegrass... it just matters if you truly love a persons and sometimes the other person don't always love you back it's like it's being a winner at a losing game..
Truth About Valentines
Fuck You All
I am back, tentatively.......once in a while but the bytch is back and fuck those who HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT! YOU CAN STAND IN LINE TO BITE MY ASS!!!!!
More Songs
I was never that guy for you, I just wanted to be everything for you, The words you said to me, showed me who was really you. This time when you run away. You'll be sorry. Just like everytime This time when you run away. I'll still be here like everytime. Like every time that you can't trust me Trust me, I'm yr everything Trust me, I'm yr everything I can't hold this inside. If i do I'll just die I'll just keep going on and on and on Without you Without you What was this song to cut my self too This was a time when you could have helped tonight I'll just die. Those cuts on yr arm will just make me wish i could have helped you but I cant do anymore Cant do anymore Just wish that if i stayed my bad luck would have saved you I'll just go on and on forgetting the feelings that you incite I'm gone I'm gone
I Will Walk Among The Dead Just To Eat Your Brains
As i try to sleep my blood still creeps and crawls. It's over, it's always over and now my heart stalls. IT STALLS. I used to make excuses of why you couldn't love me but now i see it was me. IT WAS ME. Incapable of love, incapable of love, no reason to live, no reason to live. As this incompasses me, i'm holding onto the last of my feelings. Those that made me feel so secure, now that i've lost all security. I won't let myself be the victim this time, cuz i'm not like all the other guys. I'm not like the other guys, I'm not like the other guys. As this plague eats me alive, i still wonder what i should have sacraficed. Everytime this happens a little piece of me dies, and there aren't any pieces left to die. I'm done. You can keep us in the dawn, but i'm way to done. I'll never recover from what you've done but i'll always be there before the dawn. When this flesh rips away, i 'll be there to rip the flesh away from you for the pain that you'll never see. You'll never unders
My Heart Skips A Beat When I Think Of You, But In A Bad Way
cut cut my wrist today, i'm in a sad and sorry state. this isn't how i wanna be. fall fall falling from grace, back and forth in this room i pace. i tried so hard to be what you wanted me to till the pressure built and i blew. ruined everything that meant something to me and now i'm left with nothing. you took it away from me, away from me, away from me. there's no looking back now our pages have been wrote down in this book of our history. i won't be looking back now, i'll stop thinking how i could have made you love me. when i'm still the same person you used to dream about. i won't change for anyone.
Tag You're It!
Jables fault :p and then Mystefyi's Dx and then -=zMorbidChildz=- Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am easily annoyed. 2. umm...I have purple hair LOL 3. 4:20.. need i say more? 4. Watching movies puts me to sleep 5. I am totally addicted to FUBAR (shh..don't tell anyone) 6. I ♥ puppies! 7. I can't comment on anything here cuz FUBAR hates me =/ 8. I have 4 piercings 9. I hate liars! 10. Taken and happy. =) babysatan babygirl_01 txcharlie ttM TEAL Well I got tagged again so I have to choose 5 more people lol xslayerfanx Scott haylock1234 unclecr@cker BIGG*NICK*
Woot
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Got Tagged
Jables fault :p and then Mystefyi's Dx and then -=zMorbidChildz=- amber420 got me Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i somke herb 2. i used to smoke crack 3. i used to use meth 4. im so hooked on fubar but who isn't 5. i like to look at boobs 6. i to hav fun 7. i hate to wirte about myself 8. i luv to stumbleupon 9. i met a great girl here on fubar 10. im a TAURUS 'CARROT HEAD' April (Sweetness) Cuppycake Debilicious
Advice
I need advice on what i am about to tell you all okay here it is my mother and my grandmother have been critizing me about my hair.Right now i am Blond well my natural color is like a medium brown well they have been telling me my hair is too light for my complextion and that it washes me out and that i should go back as a Brunette well i tell them i am an independant person and that i can make my own choices on how i want to look and not how u tell me you waant me too look. so on the flip side my father tells me i look great as a blond and my husband likes me as a blond so...i am like feeling insecure in away cause of it because i am always getting critized all through my life by mom and grandma...so thats why i feel like that but i want to stay blond cause i like it but just them making me feel like not confident....anyways what should i do i need advice please help me...should i do what i want and that is stay blond..or do what they tell me to do to make them happy and go agains
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish
some people jump off a fucking bridge with no warning and no fucking good reason others make you wish you had jumped off the fucking bridge for no fucking good reason
Chaching
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP) Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm. Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love snuggling in the rain. 2. I listen to my love ones 3. I loooooove burning candles 4. If i was to be born a girl... I am a girl...... 5. I try to be kind, loving and intellingent 6. I may not seem like it but I can be naughty too 7. My eyes change color when I am upset. 8. I'm a good listener... and I good friend 9. I like making ppl smile 10. I took a friend home after dinner
The Broken Heart Of A Dark Angel
Why is it that people will tell you things you would rather not know to make themselves feel better? A few weeks ago a man I realized I truly loved (not i love him and i want to be with him the rest of my life, but I love him and would do anything to make him happy even if that one thing is leave)told me to get out of his life. I was under the belief that we had grown apart, out lives were too diffrent and we worked too much and it was just better that way. Last night he informed me that he left me and broke my heart over an internet affair, right here on fubar. He chose what could have been a fat 40yr old man over the flesh and blood woman that had proven time and time again that she loved him. I just don't understand it? How can it hurt so bad, and why don't I have the urge to break him in any way that i could? Why can't I say that if he asked me to come home that I would refuse? Why after all of this do I still wish he were mine, and will it ever go away? He told me this
Tag...you're It!
OK..10 things about me you don't know... 1. I despise being called a beautiful Black wonan like there is some hierarchy to beauty. 2. I'm addicted to cheesecake. 3. I love reptiles. 4. I got a dolphin horny. 5. I love 70's music. 6. I am a nerd..completely. 7. Stress drives me crazy..especially expectations without merit. 8. Not everyone knows I'm bisexual..don't do it as a rule..but certain women..ok! This is the first time I've said it publicly..call it my coming out! 9. I like having the remote. 10. If you talk to me when I'm busy, I come off as an airhead Ask all your friends about 10 things people don't know about them!
Jist Sittin Hur Chillin Getting To Know People I'll Probably Be In Here Alot Lol Well Laterz...........
im old enough to know better let's put it that way {lol}.........
Tag Your It !!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have found a special someone. 2. I hate driving! I think of it this way it not important Im not driving there cause it wasting my time and gas. 3. Ha ha I always tell myself Ima fill up my gas tank to full and never do cause Ima be damn cheap since the damn cost of a gallon now 4. I smoke. 5. I have 2 beautiful girls 6. I am an procrastinator 7. I hate cleaning a bathroom 8. When I dont feel like answering a phone I wont I let that phone ring and leave me a message and maybe I will call back but this is all the time 9. Had an addiction, overcame 10. One minute I can be nice, next minute I can be mean!
I Own Santa
' Lady *~T~* I am the proud owner of stfu its Santa (hohoho) so please be good to me or i'll get Santa to put you on the naught list stfu its santa...owned by Lady T' and show santa some love too
That Fuckn Bitch!!
BEING SIMPLE~ little man blaming me 4 his short comings... little skank gf thinks she's the bomb... 2 boys who need 2 b w/daddy... drugs & wannab dealer... NOT ME!!... if he's got caught... NOT my fault... wigger wigger wigger... going... waaa waaa waaa... gf going nowhere as is he... jealous~tryn to bring me down... I'M doing so well... I DO NOT have to get sooo messed up I do not know where I am... I told him~HE'S FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PERSON~ DOES HE CARE?~nope! SO he will learn very soon!! DO NOT EVER FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL~ TEXASBITCH p.s. I had to delete the old blog~it was messed up...HIT THIS BITCH UP!!
Melody's "things I Wanna Share With You" Blog
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Mumms The Word
Well as a new bear to the Mum scene I have found somethings out. 1. Most mums are sexual in nature. 2. If they are not, then commenter's will post such intelligent responses as; [your a moron, you smell, you need therapy,etc] All because i didn't want to know what your kinkiest fetish was or asked about whats your favorite position is. Heck there are hundreds of those types of mums and I thought it would be Refreshing to be a little original. especially at 5000 Fubucks a post. So i asked myself why the shallowness of thought? Just like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. The world may never know. SO i say to all yes, sex is fun, but lets broaden our minds and engage our scenes of Humor for a bit. Thats just my opinion i may be wrong.
Open Mouth Insert Foot.....
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we would not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you'
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love Dr. Pepper. 2. I am DEATHLY afraid of midgets. Like I mean they seriously scare the hell outta me :( 3. Blue would be my FAVORITE color :) 4. I prefer woman over men ;) 5. Greys Anatomy is my guilty pleasure 6. IM extremely flexible. I can put my body in any position imagined 7. My eyes change color according to weather and my mood, and what i wear 8. I hate the lil slivers of tomato skin in Spaghetti sauce, thats why i dont eat it. 9. I can do gymnastics VERY very well :D 10. I took an eternity to do this
Hitler
Scent of a Fhrer Hitler wanted to control the world. But he couldn't even control his flatulence. By Tony Perrottet Guests at the Berghof, Hitlers private chalet in the Bavarian Alps, must have endured some unpleasant odors in the otherwise healthful mountain air. It may sound like a Woody Allen scenario, but medical historians are unanimous that Adolf was the victim of uncontrollable flatulence. Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitlers curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the Fhrer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room. This was an embarrassing problem for a ruthless leader of the Third Reich. With uncharacteristic concern for his fellow human beings, Hitler had first tried to cure himself when he was a rising politici
Tag!!
YOU CAN ALL BLAME A Turd From A Whore AKA Wikid One FOR THIS. -_- Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an unhealthy fascination with midgets. 2. I move a lot because it's all I've ever known and I don't think I could handle living the rest of my life in one place. 3. I ♥ string cheese & dr pepper more than your little brother loves dirt and wormies. 4. I get annoyed very easily. 5. Feet truly disgust me, even a babies feet. 6. I only have a handful of people that I consider my true friends. 7. I absolutely hate driving, it scares me, if I could have someone drive me around like driving miss daisy I definitely would. 8. I love attention
How To Get A Man....lol
What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you look
Tag!!!!!
Well, here goes my first ever attempt at a blog. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I usually go to sleep with the T.V. on. 2. I can't sleep without a pillow on my head n a blanket covering everything but my nose, cept when its hot. 3. I drink so much Mountain Dew, i should own stock. 4. I'm annoying. 5. I'm annoying. ( told ya so) 6. I have a million hobbies. 7. I knit and do beedwork. 8. I chainsaw carve. 9. I have moved back in with my parents. Twice. 10. Almost all of my fubucks, i give away. Val 33 Stephanie Lynn Weldingangel Trell ~kit~
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am one of 13 kids (his, hers, ours, and theirs) 2. I have been a cake decorator for 21 yrs, but only do it for family and friends now. 3. I have 4 girls and 1 grandson. 4. I was a widow at the age of 19. 5. I was born in Ga but raised in Oklahoma. 6. I was a Army brat and a Navy wife. 7. I have had 9 different surgeries in my life...lol...not much left to take out 8.I love to read 9. I have been to 42 states and 9 countries 10 I bet on a horse once at the race track in Wy and the horse tripped and died on the track and I have never bet on another horse again. OkieGirl, Cathysclown, You're kidding, Clyde, and Ce
My New Tattoo
Check out mine and comment :D:D
The Little Things....
This blog is pretty much to tell you how i feel about people and the little things that irratate me. I hate people who bash other peoples mumms. i mean theere life is so un eventful that they have to come up with a witty comeback to belittle someone who might possibly be asking a serious question. Or the people who read the comments other people leave and say oh i agree with this person. Stop being lazy and actually write what you think. your all sheep. once something is said the greater populous agree because there to lazy to think for themselves. to be continued.....
Contests And Auctions
Hey you! Wanna be my valentine? Or OWN me for a month? Click on one of my pics or check out my profile. Wanna be my Valentine? Give me ONE good reason to choose you and leave it as a comment, just click the pic below. Wanna Own me for a month?? This auction is open bidding auction, basically you can bid anything SO BID!! ;) Fubux only on this auction! Dont use cash! Use fubux!!
Tag Your It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. LMAO Oh boy, this should be interesting. 1.I love pain, it's a turn on for me. 2.Ever done something painful to yourself and without thinking do it again? lol yep all the time 3.I love music and will listen to just about anything. 4.I'm just a country girl that loves the outdoors. LOL My idea of a perfect date is going to the river, building a fire and just sitting there maybe tossing back a couple of beers. 5.I don't believe in child abuse, animal cruelty, diving under the influence, or cheating. 6.I write poetry but very few know. Even less have read or heard it. 7.I have been told I am a selfless perso
Evolutionary Dynamics...
Kid Rock
Its feb. 9th and I am going to see Kid Rock live at joe louis arena in Detroit!!! I should be a good show! He is preforming with revrand run of run dmc; and other surprise guests! Ana can't drink but I'm sure I will drink plenty for the both of us LMAO!
Help Please!
I have entered my first contest, any help would be greatly appreciated! I will return any luv shown as soon as I can. So if you get a minute just clic the pic and leave a couple of comments....Thanks so much!!! Lella xo
Love=pain
Love is everything but theres pain in the middle...I had my share with women and they all showed me love. But when the time came they all gave me hurt. I need love and I want the pain of it...and if she gives me pain I wont do a thing. I need the lust and dark passion shes giving me, I want her hands holding me while I give her my all. I want to smoke a blunt after we made love, but I need to look into her eyes and tell her I love her. Love is everything but theres pain in the middle..part 2 coming soon
Thank You
SPECIAL THANKS TO THE DEMON CREW FAMILY (THE BEST FAMILY ON FU) WHO GENEROUSLY DONATED FUBUX IN ORDER TO HELP ME WIN YESTERDAY'S SPOTLIGHT! LOVE YOU GUYS! YOU ALL ROCK!!!!! HERES A PIMP OUT TO THE DEMON CREW FAMILY MEMBERS WHO HELPED ME OBTAIN YESTERDAYS SPOTLIGHT: MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~SkOoTeRz GoThIc GoDeSs@ fubar ~ ʮT~* k & TW$t's R/ G/F & F F' Demon Crew Recruiter۞Dylons Diva@ fubar $()TR--(Hubby of Brunette Babe)-{PM shift leader of Demon Crew}@ fubar Lori-Brunette Babe (Wife of - ScOoTeR) ~Demon Crew~@ fubar
This Is Who I Am
I have fallen from sky, Fallen to the ground, I am the angel of sadness, Angel of lost hopes, Angel of lost dreams, I am the fallen angel, Fear me not, I am here for reason, That reason is to have a second chance in life, That life I was given for a reason, They took my wings, They took me apart made me human, I was the fallen angel, But that fallen angel had one chance in life that he was given, This angel won't make the same mistakes he made before, This angel will go down the right path that has been chosen for him, This fallen angel know what he has to do to be forgiven.
If You Have A Heart!
Alexandra came out of a fire alive, but now has to fight for her life and a normal future. She is 14 months old and she has burnt skin all over her body, damage facial bones (as a result of very high temperature). She does not have half of her face. She is in hospital in Krakow - Poland and one of the best specialist is looking after her. However she still has to go through many surgeries and then long rehab. Unfortunately her parents do not have any more money. Therefore we are asking for your help. For each forwarded Bulletin her parents will get 3 cents. Please help them and forward that bulletin to as many people as you can! You don't have a heart if you don't pass this on!! You Must Click Reply 2 Post Then Copy The Code..To Be Able 2 Post The Bulletin With The Picture:(
Tagged: "your It!"
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a Blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "Your It!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog....You can't tag the same person who tagged you 1)I wake up and can't stay off fubar 2) Hate coffee but can't function without it! 3) Babysit 5 days a week 4) Love my Fubar Family 5) Perform country music karaoke style locally 6) opened minded in all my thoughts and words 7) inquizzative about others and their ways 8) may be a pest but that is my nature 9) partying is something I don't lightly 10) Honesty is my policy My 5 people are as follows: Texas Harleywoman Butterfly Effect DJ Crazy Mom Shysub xoSimplyoxSamantha
Hi
Hey! Guess this is best place to put this!? just wanted to say a big thanx to all you lovely kind people on here for helping me out and have a babble, Your rock =) Apoligies if i've missed anyone, trying to keep up with pix rating, when allowance as a newbie runs out quickly is hard work ;) Thanx again, Speak to you all soon =)
Birthday
wow i got a ton of love on here for my bday wanted to tell everyone thanks and i will make sure i return the favor when its their day. Other than that the bday was a success and i am continuing the party tonight. so have fun enjoy fubar and love you guys, cristy
Bored
I'm tired of being asked to jump thru hoops from friends. I'm going to leave Fubar, again, and so I'll be passing out gifts to get rid of my fubucks. If you want to keep in touch with me, then ask for my yahoo screenname. I'll be leaving by midnight on my birthday on the 16th. Thank you, James
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Ima Big Girl Now!!!!!!
i just bought a new freaking car....ok well i am making payments on a new freaking car, but its mine all mine.....and it has cup holders and everything....and before you go pfffftttttt what car doesn't have cup holders.....my last car did not have cup holders......its older than dirt.....anyways i have a brand new 2008 car....so i feel all grown up....now that's a cool feeling.......oh yeah its a toyota.....and it gets 36 mpg......be jealous be very very jealous!!!!! xoxoxoxoxxoox oh i forgots.....it only had 13 miles on it.....how freaking cool is that?????
Why Me
WHY DOSE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME I GIVE ALL I CAN AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN ONE DAY I HAVE 5 DIFFRENT MEN THAT WHAT NOTHIGN BUT ME THEN ONE DAY THEY SLOWLY DRIFT OFF AND WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS WITH THEM THEY CANCLE AND ALLL YOU WANNA DO IS SMILE SO TO ALL OF YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE I AM A GOOD GIRL AND YOU HAVE MISSED OUT ON SOMETHING THAT COULD OF BEEN SOME OF THE GREATEST TIME IN YOUR LIFE AND I AM SO THAT YOU WONT HAVE THAT CHANCE TO FIND OUT I AM NOW GOING TO CLOSE THIS CHAPTER IN MY LIFE AND GIVE UP AND MOVE ON I WILL NOW FIND DIFFRENT TINGHS TO DO WITH MY TIME AND DIFFRENT PEOPLE TO DO THOSE THINGS WITH SO IF I MAY ASK PLEASE JUST DONT RESPOND HEART ACH IS EASY TO GET RID OF IF YOU JUST LEVE THING ALONE THANK YOU GOOD AND I HOPE YOU HAVE WOUNDERFUL LIVES SO MANY KISSES FROM ME .......
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The Color Of Friendship
My dear friend Lady Vitoria send the most beautiful commentary. Thank you for being such a beautiful friend! Wishing you a perfect day! Lady Vitoria
If Interested.
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. Lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Have sex on the first date? 14. Would you kiss me during sex? 15. Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17. Can I use you as a booty call? 19. Can we take pictures of the act? 20. How long would we have sex? 21. Would you tell your friends about me? 22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
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Tag
This is all MorbidChild's fault! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I dabble in BDSM 2. Most of my ex's drive me crazy (bad thing) 3. I only drink diet sodas 4. I'm a monkey junkie 5. My PS2 has become by brothers 6. Love animals 7. Never been in trouble with the law 8. I have my tongue pierce 9. I'm diabetic 10. Single and loving it! Katie manly Lori Scooter gary
Total Lunar Eclipse Slated For February 20
Mark Wednesday, Feb. 20, on your calendar as "Lunar Eclipse Night," for if the weather is fair you should have no difficulty observing a total eclipse of the moon. The eclipse will be visible wherever the moon is above the horizon during the time frame that the eclipse is taking place. As it turns out, North and South America will turned toward the moon and will be in excellent position for this sky show. Europe, Africa and a part of western Asia will also be able to see the eclipse, although for these regions the event will take place in hours just before sunrise on the morning of Feb. 21. All told, given clear skies, about three billion potential eclipse viewers will be able to partake in the spectacle of the full moon becoming completely immersed in the Earth's shadow. This will be the third total lunar eclipse within the past year. The previous two favored different parts of North America, but this one will be readily visible from start-to-finish across much of the cont
You're It!!
This is all Lauria's fault! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have an oral fixation 2. I am ambidextrous, but favor my left hand 3. I only drink diet sodas 4. I play about 22 indstruments 5. I love video games 6. I am a Fubar junkie 7. I have been a teacher for almost EVER 8. My favorite food is Filet Mignon 9. I am a football addict 10. I love to play poker Redhotlustlife Cassie Come Love Me Weezie Cajun Cherry
This Goes Out To A Certain Person
You LieBy Reba McEntireBest Video Codes this is for you i am a honest person and i will always be honest with you so i dont need lied too anymore nor am i going to take it no more
Backgrounds
Can some one help me putting a background on my page
I Don't Care How Many Friends I Lose Over This
Month One Mommy I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby.
"love"
The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt....
Just Me
I am a newbie....freshmeat....just looking around... seeing what this place is all about.. but seems pretty interesting...and like...home away from home. see you all around.
Wilderchild
1 drives a corvette 1 drives a bmw? Which 1 would u choose?
I Still You A Lot
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The Nuthouse
A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen. ** *But the tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir ?" * "Yes ?" replies the clerk.** "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr ?" * "Pistachio's ? They're six dollars a pound." * "SSit !" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons ?" * "Almonds ? They're seven fifty a pound." * "SSIT ! Tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns ?" * "Pecans ? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." ** "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen."* "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. * Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Sirr, I just wanna tay tank you of not making fun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it." ** The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don'
"the 80's Music Mix!"
!!!!The 80's Music Mix Moves to a New Home On March 21st, 2008!!!! Join me Every Friday & Saturday @ www.liketotally80sradio.com for "The 80's Music Mix"!!! From 9pm to 12am Est (6 to 9pm Pst.) Playing All The Hits (From Madonna, Janet Jackson, Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi, LL Cool J, RUN DMC, NWA, Stevie B, Trans X, New Kids On The Block, Tiffany, The Cars, Prince, Simple Minds and More!)!! Also, what you will hear on the show, 80's 411 (80's Artist/Band News) 80's movie trailers, "Music Computer" and Listener Requests! Come check us out, it is a 24/7 New 80's Station!!!! JD Alexi
Me
ok everyone i just got my cam working again. so most nights i will be online with the cam going so you all can see that i am real. no i ain't gonna be doing any weird stuff. this is where i will be making salutes to my friends then posting them here. so if you want to see your name on me hit me up. smitty goodcountrychap@yahoo.com------- send me a friends request and lets talk.
Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Hmmmm.....10 things 1. I used to have a minitruck on the cover of minitruckin' magazine... 1997 Nissan Extended cab with a shell on the back, 16 switches, yellow gold paint that changed under the flourescent bulbs at shows, 13" dayton wire rims on white walls and a car club to go with it... 2. I love to pick zits, lmao... it's like i'm a monkey! 3. My favorite comfort food is spam and baked beans. 4. I love the color green, any shade any type of way. 5. I'm a phone-a-holic, slowly becoming a text-whore, lmao 6. I think i'm fat, need to lose 10 pounds like last month 7. My mom started my profile on he
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1-I love Vampire Movies 2- I laugh at everything! 3- I am addicted to people 4 - I love simple things 5 - I hate telling things about myself! 6- I am overly protective sometime 7 - I love my job 8 - I buy forks every time I go shopping (yeah thats weird) 9 - I hate when people tag me for dumb surveys 10 - I hate when people are mean for no reason I am gonna tag Ibepokin Jackson Daisy RoadRage mailbroad
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Moaners
i think if people have nothing better to say and just moan on peoples mumms coz they dont like the topic should not bother answering coz i dont wanna here it,i come here to have a good time not listen to childish moans
How Is This Fair???
I found out today that the job I have been pinning my hopes on, I can't get. The reason given was that my work history wasn't up to par. I n the past 10 years I have had a few jobs. I only listed the ones that I spent any real amount of time at. Here is the list: 1995-1998 Sam's Town Casino----CLOSED 1998-1999 Station Casino---Bought- NOW AMERISTAR 1999-2000 Flamingo Casino---bought- NOW ISLE OF CAPRI 2000-2001 Papa Johns Pizza--high turnover rate for management 2001-2002 Northern Light's Pizza-CLOSED 2002-2003 Realiable Automotive--CLOSED 2003-2005 GY Janitorial--CLOSED 2005-PRESENT--SELF EMPLOYED JANITORIAL SERVICE Now I can't get a job because of the reasons seen above. Every place is either closed or has different management who have no clue who I am. Am I to blame for this? NO. But it appears as though I am in their eyes. Am I no longer able to get a decent job because of something I have no control over? If it weren't for my kids, Suicide is looking good. Or
My Bail Is $695.
This is fun to do. Just read the offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Done acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to a stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one while at work-- $15 Ever been drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I shake my leg when I am sitting 2. I use a straw when i drink pop 3. I chew gum after i Brush my teeth 4. I Hate wearing shirts with sayings like hottie or Hott or anything like that 5. I hate when people touch my feet 6. I believe in god 7. I hate dogs 8. I can't drink whole milk or eat ice cream 9. I hate straight hats 10. I get my hair cut before it gets past my shoulders I tagged Flash kato hermes mitchdawg. bella tyrock
Games
This is all Manly's fault! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a laundry fixation.cant be any dirty laundry. 2. I play the piano and sing 3. Giving blow jobs is my favorite thing to do sexually. 4. to me a massage is foreplay. 5. I can read anything but my spelling really sucks. 6. I have been married almost as many yrs as i have been alive. 7. I love my grandchildren more than anyone in the world. 8. I hate socks and shoes only like to be bare footed. 9. I can cook anything.out of nothing 10. I have spent the last 25yrs. fighting that extra 10 - 15 lbs. that just wont budge. 1.Nocturnal Mistress 2.Irish Lassy 3.Latin Man 4.Britney
New Way To I.m
Check it out it is soo cool and fun. you can do things that we could only imagine when normal i.ming. Use this link please. Copy/paste http://imvu.com/catalog/web_invitation.php?userId=21896999&from=power-email
Only 42 People Can Read This...can You?
Only 42 people can read this. Can you? ..> Body: cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" go up a nmuber if you can Try reading it fast
Treasure
treasure everything special to u. make as many memories as u can. coz remember... 'life is not measured by the breaths we take... but by what takes our breath away...
Tag Ur It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have a man made dimple. 2) I procrastinate. 3) I'm truly shy. 4) I am a smoker. 5) I spend to many hours on Fubar. 6) I am a Huge country music fan. 7) I hate most cats. 8) I'm watching Charlie & the Chocolate Factory NOW! 9) I'm in a give away & need help, LOL. 10)Yep it took awhile for me to finish this! MyZtErY SouthernDiscomfort Durgeres ~ BamaGirl ~ CommentFox
Monster Jam
On Janurary 26th,2008 I went to the Monster Jam in Indianapolis, Indiana. My family, my best friend, my boyfriend, and I all went. It was the last thing to happen in the RCA Dome before it got tore down. It was a blast. It was the first time I have ever been to a Monster Jam. It was awesome!! I am wanting to go next year but I am hoping to get VIP tickets.
Sorry
FIRST THING I NEED TO DO IS SAY IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN EXPLAIN .. I HAVE BEEN IN HIDING AND WILL BE ALL FROM MY PAST.. I DIDNT USE MY REAL NAME FOR THAT REASON..BUT I STARTED TO GET WAY TO CLOSE TO A FEW PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE.. AND FOR ME LYING IS WAY EASIER THEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN MY PAST..SO I LIED A LOT ABOUT BEING HURT SO THAT I COULD JUST DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD CARE I THOUGHT. I DIDNT REALIZE HOW WONDERFUL YOU GUYS ARE AND THAT YOU REALLY MIGHT ALSO CARE ABOUT ME.. TWISTED I OWE YOU SO MUCH,,I CAN NEVER TELL YOU HOW SORRY I TRULY AM TO YOU AND HOW MUCH YOUR FRIENDSHIP REALLY MEANT TO ME..PIXI STILL SEXIEST WOMEN I HAVE EVER MET..AZ THE TALKS MEANT A LOT TO ME AND YOU KNEW MORE ABOUT MY PAST THEN I THINK I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU BUT YOUARE SO EASY TO TALK TO..JOKER THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP EVEN THROUGH ALL THIS..YOU KNOW TOO MUCH TOO AND IM SORRY FOR THAT..FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE IN THE LOUNGE,,I CAN ONLY TELL YOU HOW TRULY SORRY I AM AND THAT YOU HAVE MADE MY LI
Poem 3
Yea, so the past has come out again Why is it I can't get rid of it? All I want is to live my life in peace Yet once again, the depression sinks deep If I could go through life without feelings I would do so in a heartbeat But always I must feel Always have this pain in my chest Like I am under water and can't find the surface Choking on the scream that wants to get out My heart pounds in my ears The blood pours out my veins Yes, I have cut myself again I can't live anymore, not here Watching as the blood pools around me Maybe I'm hallucinating, is that you mom? No, I've heard people see things My fingers play with the wounds Oh, there goes some more fresh blood Joining with its friend on the floor My vision is fading now, getting dark I think I'll just go to sleep A few hours should do me some good I remember the past, and it scares me
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have 2 kids. 2.I have a hubby. 3.I hate gurl's who think they are all that. 4.I hate drama ass people 5.I have 4 sister's 6.I like to play B-Ball 7.I like to go on long trip's in the car 8.I collect precious moments. 9.I love doing stuff with my kid's 10.I love Scary movies so i can cuddle with the one i love.
Me
dont now what to do am on uninployment am going to lose my house my car my family i look at my baby she is 10 months old and i whant to cry she looks up at me with an inesent smiel and i whant to cry even worst if i lose my house i will lose her can anybodie help me please if i come up with 800 dallers this month it will be ok if you can help my # is 541-591-7262 help please
Poem 4
I have looked everywhere, nothing Where is it, that thing you've seen? Chasing shadows down dark corridors The pain of loss still stabbing What was that noise? Over there? No, it is just my imagination Too much is happening Misery, that's what I'm comfortable with Agony, yes such a sweet embrace Run now while you have the chance I can't wait any longer My search is almost at an end Or have I been fooled this whole time? I assume you have given me this chase Otherwise, finding myself will be forever It will find you, and I will smile never again
Horror Movies
The Exorcist - (1973) Jaws - (1975) The Silence of the Lambs - (1991) The Shining - (1980) The Sixth Sense - (1999) A Nightmare on Elm Street - (1984) Halloween - (1978) Dawn of the Dead - (1978) The Thing - (1982) Alien - (1979) Night of the Living Dead - (1968) The Evil Dead - (1981) Evil Dead 2 - (1987) Invasion of the Body Snatchers - (1956) The Omen - (1976) Poltergeist - (1982) The Mummy - (1932) Bram Stoker's Dracula - (1992) The Last Man on Earth - (1964) Scream - (1996) The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - (1974) Hellraiser - (1987) Day of the Dead - (1985) Friday the 13th - (1980) The Howling - (1981) The Stand - (1994) Phantasm - (1979) Arachnophobia - (1990) The Blob - (1958) Videodrome - (1983) Christine - (1983) Night of the Living Dead - (1990) Child's Play - (1988) The Blair Witch Project - (1999) 28 Days Later... - (2002) 28 Weeks Later (2007) It - (1990) The Hills Have Eyes - (1977) Underworld
Grim's Blog
I am doing a paper for school and I need a little help. If you don't mind I would appreciate your opinion on Welfare if you have or currently receive assistance. I will be using this information to write my essay on how well welfare works. If you don't mind please fill out the answer part of the questions below. If you happen to have friends that might do it too please give them the link to the blog. Just copy and paste in a private message please. DO NOT ADD as a comment. Thank you to anyone who does this I really appreciate your help. I am working on a new site and the Gems and I will back in the swing of things soon but school is kicking my butt right now. Sorry :( Grim Welfare Interview The following questions pertain to Welfare recipients, past or present. Welfare meaning; (TANF) Temporary Aid to Needy Families, this does not include Food Stamps or Healthcare. However, if you do receive Food Stamps, Healthcare, Childcare or any other assistance please feel free to add it as
2008 District 3 Class 3 Championship
MY SON IS THE 2008 DISTRICT 3 CLASS 3 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! I cannot convey in words how proud as a parent I am of his heart and determination and talent. God granted me a gift.. his name is Justin Britt! Ok, I was granted 4 gifts, Christopher, Justin, Allyson and Dalton... but tonight was Justin's time to shine and shine he did!!!
The Amazing Things That Are Happening!!
On February 1,2008 I met the most amazing guy! We met because he posted a mumm that I felt was really worth giving my advice on, I commented, then seen he's in GA as well, so I went to his page, rated, fanned and added him. We started chatting, on the shoutbox at first then on yahoo...I watched him on his stickam on his profile while talking to him...We talked online for hours then we talked on the phone about an hour when he asked if I had anything planned, I said no, then he asked if he could come see me. Normally I would say no and want to know the person longer, but my gut was telling me to go for it and that it was right, so I told him he could. He drove 5 hours to see me, when he got here we ate, then talked for hours, flirted a little lol or maybe alot lol. Then we laid down to go to sleep, we looked at each other and continued to talk. We started play arguing when he said something to me like, "you're just all talk", then I said, "what are you going to do about it PUNK!" Instan
Pinups
Pin ups are cool!!!!!!
Motley Crue
Sexy
Hot N Spicy
Hi New To Fubar
just iwould post ablog and let everyone know im new and love to chat so feel free to leve me a message
Me..me..me
Photo Contest
I recently entered a photo contest for Parent magazine...the contest subject is cutest dad. Please go and vote for me. http://www.parents.com/app/sharemy/photoDetails.jsp?photoId=88600026
Shhh Be Good
Rate Me
Please rate me and I'll do the same for you. Thank You
La La La Ha Ha Open Me Up
Dale Jr
DALE RULES.THAT IS THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH SO HELP ME GOD..............
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1- I like SciFi movies 2- I love helping others 3- I am loyal as a dog (look my nose is even wet) 4- I like chick flicks 5- I enjoy having modern conveniences 6- I love nature (in moderation) 7- I enjoy learning new things 8- I love a good cup of coffee in the morning 9- I enjoy World of Warcraft 10- I like comedies I'm gonna tag Too sweet perfectly imperfect dragonmage onesxybrat Hellyion
Lessons
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art." The young man held out this package. "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this." The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his
Dale Jr.
Thank God for Nascar and Dale Jr. Dale wins the Bud shootout.
Im Sorry
Im sorry for the way I feel, and always making you mad, Im sorry for showing my fears, and always feeling sad. Im sorry for the way I wonder, and always questioning why, Im sorry for revealing my weaknesses, and how i sometimes cry Im sorry for the way I feel, and jumping to conclusions. Im sorry for the way i think, and trying to make solutions. Im sorry for my selfish ways, and not always thinking of you Im sorry for my one way mind, and not looking in your view. Im sorry for my foolish past, and not acting too mature. Im sorry for my silly mind, and how its not really sure. Im sorry that i'm fickle, and i can never make a decision, Im sorry for not being exact, i dont have that precision. Im sorry i dont have the answers, and im not really that bright, Im sorry i cant deal with pain, and think into the night. Im sorry for my confused heart, and how it used to be, Im sorry for the way i was, but i've changed beyond belief. Im sorry for everything, and i wish i could s
Blood Filled Eyes
Rivers of blood flow from my eyes So many have i claimed My soul lost to the winds Never for me to reclaim Comfort comes only from the agony of my victims Whose lifeless eyes stare into my dreams Death would be my ultimate victory But how does one who cannot die be victorious Maybe life holds the key to death But if it does it hides it eternally from me. dpw 12/99
For The Men Who Still Loves Me & Here As A Friend.
MyHotCommentsThanks to all the men who have stuck by me even though I don't look like the Hottie in my old pics. I now know who truly is my friend and who only looked at me as a sex object.
Dragon Fly
O winged wisp O arcane beast You fly by gossamer wing By simple silver silken wing Flitting and flickering Or gentle rolling plains And ancient wildwood O beast of legend Your cryptic dance Enchanting entrancing Makes the daft lesser beasts Envious of your vim and vigor You make your wayward journey Through tempest and tranquility Neath the wax and wane of the moon The rise and fall of the sun Needlelike claws prick the tree Where you alight You lift your grand and humble head Shimmering sapphire scales Catch the light of the haloed moon O beast of lore O prince of wings O dragon of flies May your splendor and wonder Echo throughout the land and sea May your magic and mystery Reign forever and ever
Unexpected Passion
Unexpected Passion I left work with the anticipation of a nice quiet evening at home by the fireplace with a good book and a glass of red wine. I drove up into my driveway and noticed that my friend Tina's car was in the the driveway. I walked into the house and found a big surprise, there was Tina laying in front of the fireplace in nothing but a pearl necklace with a whip ather side. I just stood there in shock for a minute not understanding what was happening until she arose and walked over to me with a sly smile and kissed me. I stepped back and she looked hurt but I had never even thought about Tina in that way or any other woman for that matter. Tina walked over to the couch and started to get dressed, I followed behind and touched her lightly on the shoulder which caused her to turn and when she did I did something I never thought I would do, I kissed her with a passion I had never experienced before. She melted into my arms and we sank to the floor. As I began to feel her tong
Time Flies
I was watching my son's 2006 graduation DVD and couldn't believe how much my kids have grown and changed in a little over a year and a half. They've grown like crazy lol. They look totally different, they look like young men now instead of little boys. One day you look at your kids and they are in diapers and the next they are getting their diplomas. When I watch that DVD I think of the Van Morrison song "These are the Days" from the movie Nine Months. As he says in the song, these are the days of endless summer to treasure and hold close to our hearts.
Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. When I first met my husband I was suppose to be a one night stand. ( didn't find out till years later, of course he didn't get any on the first night though) 2. I still collect Cabbage Patch Kids 3. I bite my nails 4. I love playing on pogo 5. My brother rents a room in my house 6. My favorite color is black 7. I work at a carnival 8. I have way too many stuffed animals 9. I love Disneyland and go about 6 times a year 10. I didn't go to my senior prom Carnie Manly Casper Kat Sully
Piece Of Heaven
The smallest piece of heaven Is when I talk to you The smallest piece of heaven Is when I rake my brain for words The smallest piece of heaven Is when I stop to sigh The smallest piece of heaven Is when time flies by The smallest piece of heaven Is when I giggle in my seat The smallest piece of heaven Is when I can't find a retreat The smallest piece of heaven Is when I try to be sane The smallest piece of heaven Is when I see your name.
Angel Hearts
Wrapped up in my broken wings Youll be protected from all those things Rain or shine, your heart is mine Just close your eyes and you will see Watching over you is me. Why do angels hearts meet? Carried home on human feet To the place where silence rules Heaven inside city walls Built up of bricks and stone Its there for angels time alone. Magical words can part our lips Held closer, fingers brushing hips Embraced in broken wings My angel sits and sings Of peoples bleeding hearts And sweet Parisian art. Like watching water flow Times and places come and go Around us it moves and shifts And with it we just wander and drift Those lonely days are gone Faded with the morning dawn Cause now youre near All I needed is right here Wrapped up in my broken wings
Thinking Of You Again
Thinking of you again, While I look about the calm sky, I see the stars shining so bright, And I make a wish for tonight, Thinking about you again, While I cross the empty street, Then I see a couple sitting so close, And I think about you and me, Thinking of you again, While I find a place to rest, I think about you, beside me, And I feel it deep within my chest, Thinking of you again, While I watch the glowing moon rise, I think, I feel, and I see, Your smile before my very eyes, Thinking of you again, While my soul drifts and sleeps, Maybe I'll see you later, But for tonight, I'll see you deep in my dreams...
How To Dance In The Rain
How To Dance In The Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, sin ce I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound . On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked
It's Wondrous What A Hug Can Do.
It's wondrous what a hug can do. A hug can cheer you when you're blue. A hug can say, "I love You so" Or maybe, "I hate to see you go." A hug is "Welcome back again," And "Great to see you! Where've you been?" A hug can soothe a small child's pain, And bring a rainbow after rain. The hug, there's just no doubt about it--- We scarcely could survive without it! A hug delights and warms and charms, It must be why God Gave us arms. Hugs are great for fathers and mothers, Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers; And chances are your favorite aunts Love them more than potted plants. Kittens crave them, puppies love them; Heads of states are not above them. A hug can break the language barrier, And make travel so much merrier. No need to fret about your store of 'em; The more you give, the more there is of em. So stretch those arms without delay And give someone a hug today!!!! A No Reason Hug ! Hugs are very special things Everyone knows it's true There sim
Inspirational Words!!!
There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, caution lights called family, and you will have flats called jobs. But, if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, and a driver called God, you will make it to a place called success!Live for something: Do good, and leave behind you a monument of virtue that the storms of time can never destroy. Write your name in kindness, love, and mercy on the hearts of thousands you come in contact with year by year, and you will never be forgotten. Your name and your good deeds will shine as the stars of heaven. Pearls of Wisdom:Don't love the Heart that hurts you and don't hurt the Heart that loves you. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friend's leave footprints in your heart. True friendship "never" ends. Friends ar
Cracks Of Night
In deepest night we fall asleep, And dream away in midnights keep. With starry blankets wrapped up tight, Our peaceful slumber turns to flight. We glide above the moonlit ground, Without a single blink or sound. Our fabled flights move out and in, Between the scars in midnights skin. To these cracks of night, To these stars in sight, Our dreams are ever bound, With darkness so profound.
Happy Valentine's Day
We walk the shores of eternity; Hand and hand of whatever will be! You have seen me through the good , While holding me tight through the bad ; Like you promised you always would. I know ,I have found forever in you, From the moment that , We said I do! Take my love and my passion, Fiery and divine. On this Valentines Day Will you always be mine ? As Always, Sapphire Jewel aka Valarie A Laboy Copyright Febuary 10th 2008

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