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Ugh..bloody Myspace.was just irritated so i thought id blog this instead of mumm it since now days the mumms are full of noob bashers. anyways i was on myspace today...and the first message i get from this guy is that he wants to hook up. so i message him back and tell him sure lets talk but just as friends tho.
and heres what he writes
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: You Never Met A Guy Like Me
Date: Feb 18, 2008 7:47 PM
thats all i get js friends...what am i that ugly?...
so heres my reply.
Body:
well first of all i just got out of a relationship so thats the last thing im looking for. second off your too young.
quit going for the "poor me no one wants to date me cause im too ugly theme". its not attractive and it makes people not want to talk to you.
im not trying to be a bitch but thats just what it seems like. and people arent just going to straight up jump into a relationship with someone off the net, especially off this site. if thats what your look
My Punk Ass Is Up For Sale!!!Yes, after ALL that shit I talked about how gay auctions are, I AM FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!!
Clickon the pic, and do whatcha do.......
Petunia_girlI've always believed that love would find me. One day, I'd look up and realize I trust this man completely, I can depend on him, he's "the one", I can spend my life with him, he's my best friend, I can share all my quirks without fear, and can't wait to raise a family with him. But, all of a sudden I'm thirty and "the one" hasn't come.
I don't think that waiting for something to click and feel right is impossibly unrealistic. I'm not waiting for perfection or prince charming to come along and sweep me off my feet. I honestly don't think I'd enjoy participating in a fairy tale. I'm too used to taking care of myself and those around me to play the princess. I guess I'm just wishing for the man with the right set of imperfections to come along, a partner in crime so to speak. I'm not willing to settle. And I won't give in to a guy that doesn't light me up, because the worst thing I can imagine is the heartache of a failed marriage and the break up of a family. But right now, after hav
Good Democrat :Beliefs of a Good Democrat
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's than cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists who
Location Change....For those of you that HAVENT taken notice yet...
I have changed my HOME LOCATION .... its no longer listed as Puyallup, WA... the city ive lived the past 14 or so years or more in... no.. it i NOW listed as Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri... thats RIGHT..
WHY you may ask... well.. cause thats the FIRST stop on my NEW military career with the ARMY..
Yes... if you all have noticed.. ive gone from the MARINES to the ARMY... NOT as bad a change as you would think...but more on that another time...
Ill try an keep every one posted of changes as they go... right now i need to try an get the rest of my apartment packed.. cause i need to try an store it for the next few months til the ARMY or I can come an get it from here to take it to my next duty station.. BUT.. the RUB in that is that i need to get it done in the next 3 days.. cause got served papers last week sayin needed to be out by THIS friday.. or would be getting evicted by the Sheriff... NOT FUN.. i hate stress...
talk
Value Of A WomanThe value of a woman - This couldn't be said more beautifully......... The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says:
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet To be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side To be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be Loved."
Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman...
TY Eric for letting me steal this and pass it on!
Please Help Studio 54Hi I just wanted to invite you all to Studio 54 lounge the biggest and ONLY CELEBERTY OWNED lounge on fubar, we are trying to reach our goal of 10,000 members so stop in and say hi and have fun oh and dont for get to subscribe to the lounge while your there.
Standing...againWhen passion's lost and all the trust is gone,
Way too far, for way too long
Children crying, cast out and neglected,
Only in a world so cold, only in a world
This cold
Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes
Then watch them drift away
Some might say, we've done the wrong things,
For way too long, for way too long
Fever inside the storm,
So I'm turning away.
Away from the name
(Calling your names)
Away from the stones
(Throw sticks and stones)
'Cause I'm through mending the wounds of us
Keep your thorns
'Cause I'm running away,
Away from the games
(Fucking head games)
Away from the space
(Hate this head space)
The circumstances of a world so cold
burning whispers, Remind me of the days,
I was left alone, in a world this cold
Guilty of the same things, provoked by
The cause,
I've left alone, in a world so cold
Fever inside the storm,
So I'm turning away.
Away from the name
(Calling your names)
Away from the stones
(Throw sticks
Know Your Place...lol"A Man has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..
2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)
3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or
Not SureHow do you know when you are really in love? I mean the kind that makes you melt when you see him. When you pick up the phone and just his voice alone makes you melt.
I want that kind of love. I guess everyone does. But how do you know whenyou find that kind of love and if you do will you push it away because it scares you?
Finish The SentanceFINISH THE SENTENCE....
1. My ex... IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL, LOL.
2. Maybe I should... GO TO BED.
3. I love... MY HUBBY
4. People would say that I'm... WEIRD
5. I don't understand... WHY SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE EXIST?
6. When I wake up in the morning.... I GO ONLINE, LOL.
7. Life is full of... FUCKTARDS & IDIOTS
8. My past is...JUST MEMORIES OF MY YOUTH, AKA 21 TO 23 YEARS OLD, WHEN I USED TO PARTY PARTY, AND NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
9. Parties are... KEWL, IF I EVER GO TO ANY. JENNY JENNY NEEDS TO THROW ANOTHER COFFEE PARTY ;)
10. I wish... I WAS 21 AGAIN, HAHAHA. WELL BE THAT AGE, AND HAVE MY LIFE THAT I HAVE NOW.
11. Tomorrow... GOING TO THE GYM.
12. I have low tolerance... FOR STUPID BITCHES, AND FAST FOOD, HAHAHA.
13. I am totally terrified of... NEVER BECOMING A MOM.
14. If I had a million dollars... ID TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND BRING MY CLOSETS FRIENDS WITH ME, AND WE WOULD PARTY PARTY!!!!
The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does n
The Nine Satanic Statements1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
The Nine Satanic Sins1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you na
ReactionsThis is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. TIP: erase all of tha other persons anwers first..that way u can think in blank
Here we go:
1. Beer: IS FUCKING AWESOME.
2. McDonalds: BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FOR YOU.
3. Relationships: WHATEVER, LOL. IF UR IN ONE, KEWL, IF NOT, KEWL TO. ALL U NEED ARE GREAT FRIENDS!
4. Purple: I LIKE SUM SHADES OF PURPLE.
5. Power Rangers: HAHAHAHAHAHA WHO CARES.
6. Weed : NAH, NOT FOR ME.
7. Steroids: YUCK.
8. Cartoons: BOONDOCKS, SHIN CHAN, FAMILY GUY, HAHAHA CRAIG HAS ME WATCHING ALL THE ADULT SWIM TOONS.
9. The President: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
10. Tupperware: I HAVE SUM, BUT IVE NEVER BEEN TO A TUPPERWARE PARTY, LOL.
11. Florida: ALLIGATORS.
12. Santa Claus: IS KEWL.
13. Halloween: MY FAV HOLIDAY.
14. Alice: ALICE IN CHAINS.
15. Grammar: I HAS GOOD GRAMMA BIOTCH.
16: Myspace: NOT AS
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PaperHOW'D THEY DO THAT? Horse training requires mutual respect
By Derek Meurer, The Daily Courier
Friday, February 15, 2008
When she was 16, JoAnna Carrillo suffered serious injuries because of a bull-riding accident. That has not kept her out of the saddle, however. Carrillo, now 19, lives and works in Chino Valley training horses and offering classes to riders.
"Pretty much the basics are to make the horse respect you," Carrillo said. "It's respect for respect, just like a relationship with a human. If you beat them, you can't expect them to be friendly."
Carrillo said she was "born into" horse training, and began her ranch work around age 5, in Texas. She has worked at numerous ranches since then, but says that when it comes to horses, there is always something new to learn.
"When training a horse, you usually want to start them from the day they're born," Carrillo said. "You give them a couple of hours with their mother, and then get them haltered; let them know the h
Contest, Comment On My Main Profile Pic PleaseI am part of a contest that is starting at 9 that if I get 25000 comments on my main profile pic then I get a 3 month VIP. If I get the mosst ratings I get a 3 day blast. I have two weeks to get all the comments and ratings that I can get. I could use all the help that I can get. PLEASE HELP. Thank you.
Pissedwent out with mates on the piss too much jd & cider feel like shit now
GiveawayI am in my very first VIP giveaway!! I am so excited!!!
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Need Lots Of HelpHello
I really need all the help I can get on this one... so please help if you can... This is really important.
I have helped many in theirs and I need the help in mine now...
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Here is the link to my pic that needs the comments...
LoungesI need to make it to level 10 soon, so that I can start my lounge. I am going to start a pagan lounge for the coven of the White Stag. Also if you are interested, I would love to hear from you too. I just wont to create a place, were people, can go to be there selves. I am not sure on the music choice yet, because I haven't figured out how to use it yet, but this is going to be a fun experience.
I hope everything works out. Let me know if you would be interested in something like that. I look forward from hearing from everyone on this subject. It is going to be a fun adventure. Thank you for listening to yet another blog.
Whowho wants 2 get drunk?
DeploymentI am going to Iraq in July. I should return in January. I was asked to go by my former boss to go work for him over there in Al Asad. This is a rare thing to be asked to go. Usually it is more like "Hey, you are going in 3 months, get ready." I agreed to go. The pay over there will be good and also I am planning on re-enlisting while I am over there. Hopefully I will pick up Sgt too.
Outside Sourcesby Mark Twain
Now then, you have the facts. You know what the human race enjoys and what it doesn't enjoy. It has invented a heaven out of its own head, all by itself: guess what it is like! In fifteen hundred eternities you couldn't do it. The ablest mind known to you or me in fifty million aeons couldn't do it. Very well, I will tell you about it.
1. First of all, I recall to your attention the extraordinary fact with which I began. To wit, that the human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven! The very thought of it excites him; opportunity sets him wild; in this state he will risk life, reputation, everything -- even his queer heaven itself -- to make good that opportunity and ride it to the overwhelming climax. From youth to middle age all men and all women prize copulation above all other pleasures combined, yet it is actually as I have said: it is not in their heaven; praye
WorkWhen you call Tech Support, it helps if you have the PC turned on because it's kinda hard for me to help you without it being on!!
BbwYeah, I'm BBW. Kind of bothers me to b dat way, but u know wat......I'm beautiful inside and out and I don't give a shit wat anybody say. There are men out there who would luv 2 have me.
Wolf's Version Of The Three Little PigsSOMERSET PA (AP) -- A. Wolf took the stand today in his own defense. This shocked and stunned the media who predicted that he would not testify in the brutal double murder trial. A. Wolf is accused of killing (and eating) The First Little Pig, and The Second Little Pig. This criminal trial is expected to be followed by a civil trial to be brought by the surviving Third Little Pig. The case has been characterized as a media circus. His testimony is transcribed below: "Everybody knows the story of the Three Little Pigs. Or at least they think they do. But I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody knows the real story, because nobody has ever heard my side of the story. I'm Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Al. I don't know how this whole Big Bad Wolf thing got started, but it's all wrong. Maybe it's because of our diet. Hey, it's not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. That's just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably thin
Feelingsi want to let you in on a secret im not who you think i am in fact my disguise is so thin im surprised you havent seen right through me im the guy of your dreams masquerading as your friend sometimes i want to rip off this facade like i did when we were together but i cant because you'll run away again so i decided that its better to live with the lie than to expose my true feelings my parents told me there are two types of men the ones you grow out of and the ones you grow into i really hope im the latter i may not be the one you love to day but i will let you go for now hoping that one day you'll fly back to me because i think your worth the wait
Life And DeathGood Morning all....
Well, last night at work was one of the toughest that a nurse has to face. We had a patient whose health was declining for about 5 days. She lived a good life though, she was 100 years old. It was a very difficult night to say the least. It was my first work realted death. No one ever prepares or teaches you how to deal with this when you are training to be a nurse. No one tells you how best to deal with the patient or the family or your peers for that matter. The lonliness I felt for this woman was almost overwhelming. I notified family, but suprisingly no one wanted to come and be with her in her final moments. So, who does that leave....ME. I stayed with this woman all night and made her as comfortable as possible. Really, how comfortable can you make one who is facing death? Better yet, how comfortable can you be when faced with taking care and providing comfort to the dying? Lets just say that I made it through. The crying came as i watched h
Be Honest1. BE HONEST (and blunt) FROM THE DOOR. Let her know if you have a
girl,
if you have 2 girls, if you have a baby's mama, if you just want sex,
if
you are looking for a wife, etc....don't build up false hopes i.e. lead
her on. Let her know what the deal is, if she's not looking for that
right now, she'll keep it moving. Don't be an Oscar Winner like Denzel
for 3 months and get mad when she finds out all your dirt later....they
will find out! Time always reveals the truth. And when the truth comes
out then you got drama and who wants that?
2. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, INSTEAD OF ASKING FOR HER NUMBER, ASK HER
FOR HER EMAIL ADDRESS ...That way, you can learn about her, dialogue
with her, while building up the anticipation for the first phone call
and/ or meeting in person. If your written skills are tight, she'll be
anxiously waiting to talk to you and dead the email shyt real quick. Or
if she starts talking crazy, can't spell, or if half the yard, the
block, or the
My Differnt Names1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Ann Swan
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Gary John
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Stake
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Frog
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Rachael Norfolk
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fave color, fave drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The blue Butter Nipple
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Kest
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fave ice cream flavor, fave cookie)
Cookies and Cream M&M
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Soljier falls creek
10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fave perfume/cologne, fave candy)
Eternity Kit tak
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Sparkie Goose Bay
If I KnewIf I Knew
If I knew how to write a song
I’d write one everyday
It would say that I’m in love with you
And why I feel this way
It would have to say you’re pretty
And as rare as a desert rose
It would say you’re a looker
From your head down to your toes
You are funny, dainty, fragile
And as feminine as can be
You’re smart charming lovely
And everything to me
You’re my comfort when I’m lonely
You’re my peace when I need rest
Of all the women I’ve known
I must rate you the best.
You’re the orchard in the jungle,
you’re the better half of me
You’re all of this and so much more,
you mean the world to me
Still so much is left unsaid,
It would take me far to long
I know how much I love you,
If only I could write a song.
OopsI posted something I shouldn't have and said some things that were taken wrong because people don't know me. I won't repeat what I said but I will say this...I am disabiled. I have both emotional and physical problems. sometimes I do things and I don't think first how someone else might see it not knowing my situation. I say things that sometimes hurt people I love because they don't understand either. SO to all those I have hurt with my actions words and deeds I am sorry from the bottom of my heart I am sorry.
Mods & RockersA black guy, a woman, a minister, a duck & a Mormon walk into a bar. The duck orders a Bloody Mary. He drinks a sip. The woman stands on her head. He drinks another sip. The Mormon juggles. He drinks a third sip. The minister dances. He drinks a fourth sip. The black guy says: "Hey you white folks will do anything to humor a drunken duck, won't you?"
RockstarHelp her get to Rockstar. She has 30,000 to go yet.
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FriendsHello everyone, I am fairly new to this site, don't know a great deal about ut yet! Have been away for awhile! I would love to make some awesome friends, so if you are interested, show me some love!! HUGGSSS to all!!!!
Being Loved By Friendssubject: apology for miss angel in waiting
post date: 2008-02-18 14:24:17
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i would like to apologize and say im sorry for disrespecting u, belittling u, and degrading u. i am sorry for acting like a jerk and a ass. u didnt deserve to be treated like that. do hope u can forgive me. . i will respect and appreciate u more. u have my word
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Something To RememberDont Let Your Hapeninges Destory your Happiness... In lame mans terms dont let whats comming to u destory what already makes u happy!!!!!
Generic Blog Title Goes HereI'm just wondering why it is that when a married woman sneaks around with other men and hangs out at bars and parties without her husband...why is it she is surprised when he finds out and leaves her? I contemplate this on a regular basis and just can't figure it out.
I hope no one was expecting anything profound...lol!
Cruzerhappy birthday my baby you are now nine years old and hopefully you can come home to me as soon as i can get back onto my feet.
Fubar Auctionok, so i did it
Purplesky got me in an auction
so someone bid on me
so she dont have to
heres the link
go bid now
Santa will put you on his nice list for it
even tho i prefer to be naughty
This Life Of Mine 29I had two meetings this morning, one at 9:15 and one at 9:30 and 15 miles away from each other so really impossible for me to make both of them. I opted to send the stuff needed for the work meeting to work with Peter and have him give it to my Dad so they could have it if they needed it.
I then went to my meeting at the high school for Anthony. It was a meeting about his tardiness and absenteeism problem! It was kind of a pointless meeting but they called anthony in there and we talked to the vise principal and he told him to stop going to his locker between classes and just carry his books so he won't be late for class anymore!
Anthony is doing a lot better so I am happy as can be about that. The vise principal told Anthony that he has had good behavior lately and he thanked him for that. Anthony said "your welcome". kind of funny. I just hope this good attitude is here to stay and not temporary. We still have 5 classes left of our Parent classes for teenagers! One is
Only In AmericaOnly in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the wa y to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
< /SPAN>Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slow est traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whol e plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call
Takin Over!MOVE OVER MOVE OVER!!!!!!!! MOVE THE BITCHEZ OVER!!!!!!!!! CAUSE IM TAKIN OVER!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
(yeah yeah whatever)
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3rd - 12 credit bling pack
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and for the most rates over 200 will get a
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Contest will start August 13th at noon Fu Time and end on September 3rd at noon Fu Time.
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Send me (DJ OLDS) a private message to enter. I will take entries up till the start of contest. If there is any whineing u will be removed from contest and that includes DRAMA.
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Girlfriend ApplicationApplication.
About You
Name:
Age:
Height:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Whats your YAHOO screen name:
Tattoos?:
Piercings?:
Drink?:
Smoke?:
Any Other drugs?:
Would you care if i did drugs?:
Would you care if i drank?:
Are you a virgin?:
Do you have sex?:
(if so) How Often?:
Is sex all your looking for?:
Do you have any STD's?:
Would you kiss me anytime?:
Anywhere?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
How much?:
Have you ever been cheated on?:
Would you cheat on me?:
Have you ever cheated on someone?:
List your top 3 bands
1.:
2.:
3.:
Top 3 movies
1.:
2.:
3.:
Do you like to party?:
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?:
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?:
Are you spontainiouse?:
Willing to try new things?:
Like your picture taken?:
Do you drive?:
Go to school?:
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?:
Would you push me up
CoolnessCoolnessMaintaining a state of inner calmness protects me from becoming a slave to my emotions. It also helps me to keep a cool head when I see others becoming heated or angry. Coolness is not to be distant or uncaring; rather it requires that I develop the deeply caring nature of a peacemaker and serve others in the best possible way.
Thinkin of someone when posting this : )~
What Guys ThinkWe don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us the hell off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you "you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning", we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong!
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is Confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me. Not arrogance! Confidence!
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's wat
One Republic ConcertI got 4 free tickets to see One Republic, Josh Kelley and The Daylights.
The Daylights were first up. Awesome band I am totally in love with now. I bought there cd and cant stop playing it.
Next up was Josh Kelley. I have never been a big fan of him and last night changed nothing. He is ok but just not something i listen regularly.
One Republic ROCKED. Except I almost went to jail. This short fat drunk bitch decided to try and get closer right in front of me. I had been at Pops since 6 pm stood outside freezing my tatas off for 1 hour and 20 minutes before they let people in and stood in high heels the whole time in the same spot. Feet killing me I was not gonna have this bitch take my spot. You know how drunks get jumping up and downing all over me. Resting here arm on my boobs. Then she had the nerve to tell me to move my big ass chest out of her way. Well that set me off. I was there first now u are gonna insult my breast. I am sorry if u werent there the day God handed
"about Me. Part 2"It's derived from a rock climbing term for a pioneering route up a pitch, first ascent. I find this a fitting match for my personality & ambitions in life. As we all search for what we want in life, we all find different challenges, paths or solutions to those challenges, and hopefully our own first ascent to a higher place in life.
LifeBetrayal comes in all shapes and sizes. It is not measured by the person doing the betraying but by the one recieving it. If you are the person on the recieving end of this, at first there is shock, then comes the sting. The strange thing is that no matter when you find out about it, whether it be the same day, next month , or 10 years down the road the result is still the same. You are crushed. How could this person that I believed in and trusted do this to me is usually the question that comes to mind. Or even how could I have not seen? The most important thing to remember in this situation (as hard as it is when you are faced with it sometimes) is that the problem is theirs and not yours. The betrayer needs to carry that cross. It is not our burden to bare. We need to pick up the pieces and put it behind us and chalk it up to a learning experience.
W.Redwing Copyright 1-22-2008
Hollywood InbreedingAhhhhh life. Its all about status. You're so worried about what people think of you that your willing to risk/ruin your life whether it be sexual, social or professional. Now I know you're saying to yourself; "Self, what the hell is he talking about?" Well fret not, I'm going to tell you.
Think about this. Celebrities date/marry other celebrities. Why? Its all about status. God forbid if they are seen in public with someone that is "beneath" them in the status pool.
Well I say HORSEPUCKY!!!!! These people date each other and its like hollywood inbreeding. All because they can't be seen on the wrong side of the tracks. Well I am here to tell you. Jennifer Aniston, Alyssa Milano, Kate Hudson and all you other single hollywood hotties, come look me up. I don't want your money. I don't want pics of us arm in arm walking the red carpet together. I don't even want any charity from you in trying to better myself. I just want to see if we mesh. Its true that I don't
New Rapist Trick! Girls Please Read And Pass It On!!!!I dont know if this is true or not, I dont get on here to spread baseless rumors. But this sounds credible and in the event it did happen, PASS IT ON and BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!!!
Paul
I found this on here, PASS IT ON!!!!!
NEW RAPIST TRICK! GIRLS PLEASE READ!
Subject: A Rapist's New Trick Please take 3 minutes and read this...then
pass it on....
When I think about it...I probably would have believed him and opened
the door..... RAPIST TRICK Know what money you are carrying. You will
see why as you read. Be sure every woman is aware of this M.O. Share it
with your wife and daughters. Know what money you are carrying... This
was the first I have heard of a scheme like this.....I wanted to pass it
along. Be safe! Something very serious to pay attention to.
Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack, so we have to be extra cautious. ********* I live in Alexandria ,
VA , but I often work in Lafayett
I Am Shaving My Head In Solidarity Of Children With Cancer. I Need Help From You Guys!!in solidarity of children with cancer, while requesting donations of support from friends and family. If you could help me out with this or at least visit the website it would be greatly appreciated. The first link is my personal Shavee website and the second is my team Shavee website. Thanks guys!! Love yall!! Jamie
https://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/shavee_info.html?ParticipantKey=2008|30949
https://www.stbaldricks.org/members/teams/index.html
Please do what you can to help my raise money for this amazing cause!!!
Looking For My True Kinky Fetish QueenI am in dire need of a sub/slave to serve me. If any of you sweet ladies would be interested in the position, please feel free to send me a message. I will respond ASAP so we can get to know each other better and more. Locals prefered, but all will be dealt with accordingly...
In Loving MemoryBob Johnson
28.01.1947 - 20.02.2008
I remember the first time we met you gave me the biggest hug, I thought you were going to crush my ribs, but then that was just you..always ready to hand out the hugs and kisses when they were needed...You took me into your heart and made me feel so loved...and I want to thank you for the Onion lessons you gave me I never knew there was so much to learn about the humble onion but you made the stories so interesting and then we cooked them on the BBQ and you told me even more stories
Thank you for being the best Step Dad anyone could ask for...I know distance made it hard for us to keep in touch but our times together over the past 7 yrs were just that much more special...when ever I hear a poker Machine go ka-ching I will think of you and smile as l remember the fun times we had trying to guess how much we would get on the free spins..somehow you were always a better guess than me
I will miss you greatly but you will live in my heart for ev
Texas Girls Do It Better..yea BabyTEXAS:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do
Need Washing??NEED WASHING??
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target.
We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child, came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.
The little voice s so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, "Mom let's run through the rain," she said.
"What?" Mom asked.
"Lets run through the rain!" She repeated.
"No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," M
GodfatherOMG....my friends, both new and old, are AWESOME....I made it to Godfather!!!!!
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Vitamin DE~
Craigslist Posting LolHello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations:
1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I expect to pick you up and drive you everywhere, including dates that you can't afford to take me on, work, to see your kids and to deliver you to your drug dealer's at 3 in the morning.
2. Please have at least three addictions! I prefer alcohol, pot and cigarettes. Cocaine habit a plus! Please do not share your substances with me as I prefer to buy my own. In fact, please borrow my money to purchase yours!
3. Please live with your mother. If this is not possible becasue you don't know who she is, then please live in a big house with five other guys and a six foot graffix bong you call "chewbongka". Please have no furniture except a pool table and a kegerator. Your bed, if you have one, sh
Pimpinalright ladys you know you wanna be the owner of a big time pimp so get your bids in befor its to late if you cant bid just rate the pic and he is the greatest friend that anyone could want so lets do it big time check it out and get them bids in on him and 50,000 fubucks to sticky just let sky know when its sticky
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TagInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I drink too much coffee
2. I have never been to Europe
3. "Fuck you" to the person who scratched my truck and never bothered to leave a note.
4. I love Peach Pie
5. My 2 Boxers Rule...
6. Airline food sucks, even though they never feed u anymore unless you are in first class.
7. Jamaica was a lot of fun.
8. When I was in High School I got so trashed once I threw an ice cream cone at a Bus.
9. Public transportation sucks.
10. I love the smell of fresh Bread.
I choose as my 5
Raven
Ms.Mona
Steve
Kimmy
Tall Blonde
Tag Your ItOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun!
1. I miss my Girls very much!!
2. I have placed in the top 5 in 17 fishing touranments in the last 4 years.
3. Lately I'm not happy with who I see in the mirror
4. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve
5. ok this will sound pathetic but I haven't been on a date in over 4 years and really have only asked one person to dinner.
6. I drink more than i should on the weekends work at 7am so dont drink during the week usually.
7. I like to cook when i have someone to cook for otherwise I forget to eat too often
8. I'm stuck in Dallas till april at least-
9. I try writting poetry and erotic stories but not really that good at it.
10. Th
ContestPlease help me with my contest muah!!!
Just hit the pic Muah
Own Mehey all im up for auction bidding has been set at 50k to start if u own me ill pimp you out on air and ill add fan rate all ur pix etc for one month etc anything u want start ur bids asap
Why Me?I sometimes wonder why when I have finished one ordeal, before I have time to catch a breath, I am being slammed with another challenge. I came back from getting several tests run on me and started to ask myself what it was all about? Why me? (Sarcastically:) How did I become so lucky?
Just looking back on the last three years alone: a stroke in February of 2005, discovering over a year I had lymphoma and it was what caused the stroke, went for treatments for that, that goes into remission, months later I find out I have a second type of cancer, treatments weren't working, and I finally get rid of that after two surgeries. Now I am left to deal with migraines that hit worse than when I was a teenager, seizures and a heart condition from all the drugs I had been given over the past three years! I realize I may be feeling sorry for myself, but I would think I have a right to ask why me and when is it gonna end?
It sucks when you don't know the answers to questions like that...
Help My Good Friend Dj Bartabhttp://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1232052&i=3101080659 plz help bomb bartab............my sexy friend needs all the help he can get so give him some love and comment...thanxxxxxx
its tues. and im bored as shit so wats up people
Contactthe shout box is nice and all but if u want to talk to me u can reach me on yahoo messenger the name is.......bear_assed_biker.......be happy to hear from ya
Good Words From A Handsome Man!We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us the hell off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you "you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning", we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong!
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is Confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me. Not arrogance! Confidence!
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's wat
This Is Real Shit!!!Liar, Liar.... It's just a sad shame !! Why do people feel the need to hide behind something that is nothing more than a figment of their imagination?? LMAO!! Quite humorous if you ask me!! The thought of what is going to happen is just so sad because of the unsuspecting being whose life willl be crushed, changed, etc.
A word of advice folks.... If you cannot speak the truth and be who YOU REALLY ARE whether it's in person or online... then you really should keep your lips together because you never know when what you say comes back to bite you!!
Then thats when you'll find yourself living your greatest fear... alone!
Hahaim bored and figured i should relese some pent up aggression
but i dont wan to anger anyone or make them laugh so hard they cry
so woohoo for cha cha panties!
Luaghed Until We CriedGoing through my closet the other day
Found an old yearbook, flipped right to the page
Of that senior trip down there on that Panama strip
We all started yelling when we smelled the beach
Just couldn't wait to try our fake ids
We only had a few days, and a whole lot of memories to make
Oh man we were livin, didn't waste one minute
We talked and drank and danced and said goodbye
We laughed until we cried
This past year my family
Was sittin cross-legged 'round the Christmas tree
Listenin to granddad, we all knew it would probably be his last
He was crackin jokes and we were takin turns
Tellin stories bout fishing or lessons learned
Out on the porch with him we all felt like kids again
2nd chorus
Oh man we were livin, sittin' there reminiscin'
Yeah, we sang and talked and traveled back in time
We laughed until we cried
Bridge
It's like the best days under the sun
Every emotion rolled into one
A little of this, A little of that
Kinda happy, Kinda sad
Just t
If You Have Any Desire To Speak With Me, Read This FirstAlright. Listen up. This is important.
I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BE A HORRID BITCH TO YOU.
My name is not: "sexy", "hun", "yum", or any other adjective.
I will be cold and mean if the following occurs:
*You call me one of the aforementioned words without any kind of prompting.
*You ask me for naked pictures, or offer to show me yours.
*You're an ugly, pathetic old man who can't get any, and is therefore trolling a website so you can beat off to pictures of teenage girls who will never give you the time of day. You know who you are.
*You display no ability to form a coherent paragraph.
*You can't take 'no' for an answer.
*You don't show any respect for me *or* you.
I am not a piece of meat. Do not speak to me as though that's otherwise.
Gay BarA cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who j
Cake Or BedCAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO H
Sick Ov This Shiteevery time i try to get any good bud you can only get shite, when i do get some half decent shit you cant buy in bulk, we need a skunk dealer in this town who is reliable and can get loads ov gear, my mans ok but wont sell bigger bits £20 bags only what ficking good is that you only get a few spliffs and its gone, sorry for ranting a bit just pissed off ( willie )
A Poem!!I am joining the army.
And yes I am scared.
I will leave my family, friends and anyone else who cares.
I am going to survive, I hope so at least.
It just feels like my mind is starting to cease.
Everyone thinks im crazy.
I guess it is true.
But ya know what?!?! I gotta do what I gotta do.
My mind tells me no.
But because of that I do not follow.
So you gotta suck up and swallow.
For this fear is now gone, I have moved on.
Its really not that bad.
I just missed that time we've had.
Running, jumping, and hiding for fun.
Now I do that but add a few guns.
So now I am home just to hear you all say.
I hate this country and all that is here.
So I think to myself you have never seen fear.
To shoot a man is hard.
But for a life in America thats who we are.
Killers at heart.
and Warriors in mind.
Listen. The Government takes away what to us was IS so kind.
But who gave us land I think I know who you have in mind.
Think Bout ItSo how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of America has blood on their hands fighting to defend your rights so you can maintain the lifestyle that insults his family's existence, Well where i come from we have a special salute we wave high in the air to all those pompous asses who spend their days pointing fingers.... FUCK YOU!
think about it...you know its true
Blasts Happy Hours And Vipsyeah so, this is pretty much a pointless rant to some, but it kinda makes me mad. I've been on here over a year and not once have i recieved a blast, happy hour or VIP from anyone. I've bought quite a few blasts for people, even a happy hour...... While I dont expect anyone to spend $100 on me, it would be nice for once to get a blast, or even a VIP. The year I've been on here and not gotten any love like that, I see girls come in 2 weeks ago, that have a VIP already, or a blast etc.... do i need to grow woman parts to get this kind of love or what? feedback please
Just Got BackSorry I have been gone for so long...alot has changed...but I am here to have fun and make alot of friends. DRINKS all AROUND!!!
About The Lucky Charms BulletinFirst of all, I just want to say that I thank Miss B for pimping me out on that bulletin, I love you very much, my friend and secondly, I'm not naming names here but if you've been pimped out by her in this bulletin, it would be wise to go and thank her, she's busted her ass off for two hours putting this altogether and you might not think that is hard work but guess what ladies and gentleman it is and I bet it would take me longer to do it if I tried here even though I'm pretty damn computer literate here.
Anyways, for those that I have added me and fanned and rated my profile and send friend requests, I will get started on rating your pics and for those ladies that'll get 11's, I have only 100 or less to give, if I run out of them on your pics of you or if I run out of them when you've rated me an 11 on my profile and I rate you back, please bare with me and I'll get back to you shortly, ok? Thanks a bunch!
Todd
Tag Ur It!!!!!!!!!!!!!Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I wear socks to bed
2. I LOVE dragons
3. I like to hike and love nature
4. I used to be a clown
5. I love horseback riding
6. I sleep with lots of pillows (5)
7. I am not a chocolate fan
8. Star Wars anything rocks!
9. I can't stand loud music
10. I rarely remember my dreams
5 People I tagged,
1. baby
2. commentfox
3. foamy_302
4. fed up
5. ghostrider
My Fubar AccountMY BEST FRIEND BELLA HAS BEEN DOING MY PAGE FOR DAYS NOW, SO IF YOU SEE THE STATUS IT'S HER AND NOT MINA THAT MEANS IT IS HER, LOL. RIGHT NOW I HAVE MY STATUS SET TO THAT SO I CAN GO THRU EMAILS AND SUCH AND BACK TO BED.
I HAVE A VIRAL INFECTION AND AN UPPER RESPITORY INFECTION, SO IT HAS TAKEN ME DOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.
ANYWAYS IM GOING TO TRY TO COME BACK TOMORROW, EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT NIGHT, ALSO IF YOU SEE ME LIT UP EARLY IN THE MORNING THAT IS BELLA DOING MY SURVEYS, LOL
bloody kisses
MINA
Lust Filled SuicideLust Filled Suicide
In every godamn mirror,i see a reflection of you.
It leaves me bewildered,It leaves me feeling sick.
And every godamn voice i hear sounds like you.
It scrapes across my brain so coarse and thick.
You're a fucking leach sucking out any happiness i put into my blood.
A fucking preddator of self-esteem leaving me face down in the mud.
A bad dream,a nightmare of no recourse,a faint scream but loud enough to leave the banchees hoarse,a broken record repeating forever the duration,a theif of my mind i'll kill in the dark without hesitation.
You're a place of exotic warmth,A lust filled suicide,A wound i can never annoint,A place where pain and pleasure collide.
In every godamn mirror i see a reflection of you.
It leaves me aroused,It leaves me feeling whole.
And every godamn voice i hear sounds like you.
Every wave echoes into my mind taking control.
You're like a fucking narcotic,a barbituate of cosmic porportion,You know h
Lolso a elephant asked a camel-why r ur tits on ur back ? camel said aint that some shit, comeing from a mother fucker with a limp dick on his face
There was a bear and a rabbit, both takin a shit in the woods. The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Hey, man. Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says"uhhh, no" So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
She's A ButterflyThis song describes me all the way & when I feel like I'm getting down I listen to this song because I refuse to let anything in my life get me down!!!
Hormonally HighI haven't posted any notes for a long time, let alone logging onto this website. I was watching some YouTube videos and surprised yet thrilled to see how brave some people are to record themselves performing innocent personal, non-targetted sexy performances and dances. I wouldn't do that for too many reasons to mention. One video in particular was with 2 teen girls with mature physical bodies dancing in speghetti strapped shirts and tight jeans. They were rubbing each others' butts, dancing dirty alone or together, but made it look like a lot of fun. This is one of the cleaner videos compared to many others where a lot of girls just dance in thongs, panties or anything else sleek or sexy. What I like most about these two girls is they were clean but made it look like fun. I'm a VPL (Visible Panytline) lover as a guy (who isn't?) and both of these girls displayed theirs. A video that turns me on and I can "keep it up" for atleast 5 minutes and still feel an amazing adrenaline r
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1st BlogI don't know but does anyone else feel like they are talking to a wall when they tell their kids to do something? I told my oldest to put away her clothes...she put them on the bed! I tell my son not to hit his sisters...he whips the oldest with licorice...I tell the youngest to keep her hands to herself she digs her fingernails into her brothers arm....does the vivcious circle ever stop?
I Need Answers !!!Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza
come in a square box?
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What disease did
cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it tha
PoliticsGary Hubbell
February 9, 2008
There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates a woman and an African-American while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.
Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern S
CuzTired of being alone
Tired of being scared
Tired of the lying
Tired of the cheating
Tired of the misconceptions
Tired of the emptiness
Tired of the loneliness
Just tired.
Blah Moments!this sums up EXACTLY what I'm feeling right at this moment. I'm not sure what is real, what is not. So I'll just stay in my shell.. After all I am the leader of the broken hearts..
"Leader Of The Broken Hearts" Papa Roach
All the lies I told you now the truthHere I am with nothing left to loseNow that I'm crawling in my skinMaybe it's time I just give inI've become the leader of the broken heartsAnd now I finally know what it feels likeTo risk everything and still surviveWhen you're standing on the battlefieldAnd all the pain is realThat's when you realizeThat you must've done something rightCause you've never felt so aliveHolding out for more than I deserveAnd hanging on to all your careless wordsMaybe it's time I cut the cordMaybe I stay and take some moreI've become the leader of the broken heartsAnd now I finally know what it feels likeTo risk everything and still surviveWhen you're standing on the battlefieldAnd all the pain is realThat's when you realizeAnd now I know wha
Poem1I SIT FOR HOURS
TRYING TO WRITE YOU A POEM
BUT ITS BEEN SO LONG
I CANT GET NOTHING GOING
I WRITE SOMETHING DOWN
I SCRIBBLE IT OUT
NO MATTER WHAT I WRITE
ITS LAME OR PROFOUND
THIS WRITERS BLOCK
THAT I SEEM TO POSSESS
CAN BE BROKEN TO PIECES
BY ONLY ONE SOUL
TESS
Catrachothis comments is for all the girls and hot mamasitas I LOVE BEUTIFUL GIRSL AN SEXY
What The F@#$%Been gone a long time. Lost all the friend I had in the real world to the freaks on drugs. Now I try for the Friend on the net. Do you Think it is safe to date on the Net.
For Our SoldiersThey volunteer to leave their homes,
say goodbye to family and friends
go through months of intense training
that last for weeks on end.
They go because they care, and
they go for "Love of Country'
to help preserve a way of life,
a nation that is free.
Some are lucky enough to
return home to their loved ones,
while others pay the ultimate price.
God Bless all of our heroes
those who remain, and those who died
Words don't seem nearly enough
to repay the debt we owe you
but to all of our soldiers,
from the bottom of our hearts
We thank you.
"hug Certificate For You!"Hug Certificate for You!
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back.
Forward this on and back. Thanks!
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
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3d ArtworkHi to all of my fufriends,
I am needing some suggestions for my 3d artwork
the more the better...I want to see what other people like in 3d other than myself, especially anyone from a paganistic path.
I am limited to some of what I can do but I do have quite a large selection i can choose from
Support For....I.Stay.Blessed.Date: Feb 18, 2008 1:43 PMYou stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You
AwesomeI am so glad that I signed up for this place I have met so many cool people. I want to thank all of you for adding me and hope that we have much fun getting trashed . lol
Again?I'm in another auction once again
OWN ME for a MONTH!!!
here is the link!
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What's Happening?Well, it's not for a fun trip. My cousin just past away so I will be out for a couple of days starting tomorrow, Feb 20. He was a Brooklyn Police Officer. He was only 50. I will be returning Saturday. See you all when I get back.
Bid For Me!!!THE AUCTION IS NOW OPEN PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE RULES THEN GO CHECK OUT THE MEN AND BID BID BID!!!
A Political Statement? :)Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?
.............................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swin
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You Be The Judge...Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!
Are You a Good Kisser?
I Need A Guy Like ThisI'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
What Girls Dont Know About Guys1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll ob
What Would You Like To Know...ABOUT ME...
Name: Amanda Marie Guess
Birthdate: October 28, 1979
Birthplace: San Diego, Ca
Current Location: Chico, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Height: 5'5"
Weight: BBW ( not a skinny gal)
Piercings: 3 in each ear and 1 in tounge
Tatoos: 3 one on lower back and 1 on each ankle
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Overused Phraze: I think we should "Just Be Friends"
FAVORITES...
Food: Italian or Mexican
Candy: Reeses
Number: 33
Color: Hunter Green/Black
Animal: Horses
Drink: Dr Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Tequila (Makes my clothes fall off...LOL)
Bagel: Not really
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Smile
THIS OR THAT...
Pepsi or Coke: Neither Dr Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movie
Booty Call Application~BOOTY CALL APPLICATION~
Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person (To be taken very seriously)
Name: ___________________
Age: ____________________
Phone: ___________
Occupation: ____________________
Height______ Weight______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
Sexual Orientation: __________
How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_Other_
if other,explain:
How long can u last? (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___
Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___
What could you do for me, that no one else could?:
Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___Other__
While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes)
Faint__
Cry__
Moan__
Wiggle__
Twist__
Jerk about__
Pant__
Sweat___
Scream__
Hum__
Whistle__
Just lie there__
Other__
List three pos
Smart Mom....don't Take No Bull!!!My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr.. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's no
Taking The Plunge!I've finally done it and decided to enter my first giveaway; 14,500 comments for a 7 day blast! I know the pic isn't of me but I can assure you it is me. All help would be greatly appreciated and, as always, repaid in kind.
Just follow the link below and help me if you get the chance. Thank you,
Wayne
Auctioncome on people i can be all yours for a long time just stop and bid on me in this auction I am offering a lot if you want to own a soldier then you'll do it. lol
My Blogging Is Startingok so now that i have nothing better to do i am going to do this incorrect grammar wise of a blog. i just thought that i would let you know that there will be no upper case letters what so ever in this blog unless i feel the need to make sure something is put in for emphasis.
i am tired of waiting around on a good mum to come tonight because it seems like a bunch of idiots and posers have taken a hold on the mumming board. i wish that people would just realize what is and isnt a mum... i mean seriously people it cant be that hard to realize what is good and what isnt. i mean it can be easily decided amongst the people who point out the fact that you are doing a bad job of mumming so dont get so offended when the truth is told. i mean seriously if i wrote a bad mum i would love for the person to tell me so i will know that i should go no farther in the bad mumming career. and that i should try something new like write a blog something that wont be accidently stumbled across and
Playing With GirlsHe said tell her to take it like you. So I made her. She said her ass hurt bad the next day. He said I looked beautiful licking her ass. She tasted so sweet. He watched as my mouth devoured her. She bit my nipples and he smiled at the pain I can take. He watched as we were joined by his favorite toy. I disciplined her like only a Mistress could. He loved when we kissed after tasting each other. I love that I own her like he owns me. She's mine. I'm his. I do what ever he wants me to do. I'm his dirty girl slave. I'm his prettiest one. None are as disciplined as me or as beautiful. I do my job. I don't complain or question. I loved her so he could see. I loved her like he loves me. With my pain I show him my love. When I made her pretty big white ass red with my hands she knew my love for her as he knows my love for him. I'm his pretties slave. He is my One, My Master, My Heart. I loved her for me but I loved her for him as well. He loves when I play with girls.
I Am Back I Think LolHi Everyone
I so owe my friends an apology for not being around but real life does take priority and there has been so much happening. I have missed everyone and i do hope everyone is fine.
Liberated Spice
Pub Rulesfor those of you that don't know me very well or feel you have a right to harrass me, here are some basic rules i go by when here.. if you can't respect them then i really don't give a damn. it's my page not yours so gtfo if you don't like it.
1. if you are in my family then you have earnt a place there. adding me to yours or bitching at me about why you are not in my family will not change my mind and put you there. not to say that i don't have friends that are not in my family.. but it is limited in space and for once in this lifetime, i can choose my family! lol jk.. well sorta :P
2. i do not do cam or cyber sex.. no ifs or buts.. if you ask me about it i will delete you
3. i love the mumms and will enjoy the flirting, chatting, laughing, bashing and mocking but that is it. don't come to my shoutbox and try for a bit of one on one action or to continue whatever was said in the mumm. my shoutbox is different territory altogether!
4. i often stay online but do not stay at
Poem3The woman whom I'm deeply in love with,
She is an angel sent from the lord himself,
She's one of the great ones,
I can't compare her to anyone else,
I love hearing her when she tells me "I love you",
Her beauty isn't even a question,
She holds the beauty inside and out,
My love for her is unquestionable,
I love my angel,That was sent from up above,
When I look into her eyes,
I become blind,I smile like a kid in a candy store
My world is now complete since I've found her,
She is the love of my life,
Can anyone ever find a love like this,
I don't ever think so,Because,It's only once in a lifetime,
She's my entire world,In our relationship there will never be any secrets or lies,
Like like there has been in the past,
I will never wanna fight her,
I just wanna love her,This feeling is so true,
She has stolen my heart,I have surrendered to her,
I don't think I can ever love like this again,
If I did,I would have committed a moral sin,
Because,This feeling is only once
Poem4My body has a fever
Burning hot to touch,
Erotic thoughts fill my head
I want you oh so much
A shivering sensation
Travels down my spine,
An overwhelming desire
I have to make you mine
Churnng in my stomach
Dizziness in my head,
I am drifting into fantasy
Alone here in this bed
Heavily my eyes do close
In to ecstasy I go....
Now you are mine my love
And no one has to know
As this passion rises
My throat feels hot and dry,
My hungry gasping breath
Becomes a long satisfied sigh
One day I will have you
Not a fantasy in my head,
Be sure that I will get you
I desire
Poem2YOUR BODY PRESSED AGAINST MINE.
I WHISPER IN YOUR EAR.
I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.
YOUR EYE RELEASED A TEAR.
AS LONG AS I AM WITH YOU.
YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.
THE LOVE THAT WE'LL HAVE.
IS SO TRUE AND SO PURE.
THE DREAMS THAT YOU DREAMT.
ARE SOON TO BE NEAR.
I Promise To YouI promise to you my love forever
Would I hurt you, no I could never
I promise you my heart, it’s not a curse
I will love you forever for better or worse
I promise to hold you, your kiss I would cherish
Until the end of time, the earth would perish
I promise to protect you, with help up above
All I want to do is give you my love.
Lost In Your EyesLost in your eyes
Your loving gaze
You’re all I think about
It’s a beautiful haze
When the sun rises
And when the sun sets
You’re all I think about
I have no regrets
I will love you always
Until the end of time
You’re all I think about
I can’t believe your mine
Boo BooI was wondering if you could help me...I entered a giveaway for a hh and I need 50,000 comments in 8 weeks...rates also count as one comment...if you get a chance could you stop by and drop me a few comments and rate the pic...I would really appreciate it...ttys. Just click the pic below, comment and rate!
Please help her out if you get a chance!
Much Love~ That Girl
That Girl~FU Owned by Raybo316@ fubar
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(repost of original by 'DJ ironman @ Dirty Diamond Radio/DBC/Thewikedchild/pixi's wiked child/co owner of enchanted rela' on '2008-02-20 07:25:41')
Just RandomBefore I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals.
I had unstained clothing.
I had quiet conversations on the phone.
Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted.
And never worried about how late I got into bed.
I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.
Before I was Mom I cleaned my house each day.
I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies.
Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on, pooped on, spit on, peed on, or pinched by tiny fingers.
Before I was a Mom I had complete control of my mind, my thoughts, my body and all my feelings.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom I neve
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Busy CamperJust wanted you to know I am still alive. Just been so freaking busy with work and school and all the other things that have to be taken care of that falls inbetween the other two. I will try to come around when I can.Free Comments & Graphics
LoveIs love a fairytale
Or is it real
Why can’t I touch it
If it’s something I can feel
You can give it as a gift
But you never have to wrap it
You can receive it as a gift
But you have to open your heart to see it
You can play with it
But it’s not a game
You don’t need to drop it
But you can break it all the same
To find one that’s true
Is the most precious of all
When you find it, you’ll know
Your heart will never fall
Tag Ur ItInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I don't untie my shoes to put them on.
2. I am obsessed with "fix it" shows.
3. I am a paranormal buff
4. I have read all of anne rice's books
5. I only wear black.
6. I hate stupid people
7. I am a compulsively neat person
8. I love masturbating with toys
9. I cannot digest nuts
10. I fall behind the wheel if i drive for too long.
5 People I tagged,
1. Raven Lonewolf
2. rbrauer65
3. guardian
4. the druid
5. crow
Happy Birthday Hersheyk!/>
I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to one of my bestest friends HersheyK. Today is Hershey's birthday, so if you could all just stop by her page and leave her some mad love I know it would just make her day!
I have had the pleasure of calling Hershey my friend for atleast 4 years now and during this time she has been there for each of my ups and downs. She is the true definition of a friend. Always there to lend a helping hand but never asks for anything in return. I honestly don't know what I would have done without her on many occasions. Hershey I hope that ALL of your wishes come true because a person as sweet and wonderful as you only deserves the best. I love you girl (tho you already know that!)
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When I Am With YouWhen I am with you
The world stands still
Your warm embrace
Chases away the chill
Holding you tight
So tender and sweet
Kissing your lips
Is such a treat
I know you love me
And I love you
Together we’re perfect
Our love is true
Sharing our life
I’m glad you’re mine
We will be together
Forever is the time
Musicok, we finally decided to create our "myspace music" profile, because it's the best place to meet people, organise some concerts in pubs and so...
would be cool if you check it, and if you like it, well, let us know, ok ?
click on the pic or copy the link below:
http://www.myspace.com/sillyconecarne
Court Room BlundersThese have been around, but funny!
Wayne
> These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are
> things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters
who
> had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking
place.
> ________________________
> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> WITNESS: No, I just lay there.
> __________________________
> ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
> WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> ________________________
> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: In what way does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
> __________________________
> ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
> morning?
> WITNESS: 'Cathy, where am I?'
> ATTORNEY: Why did that upset you?
> WITNESS: My name is Susan.
> __________________________
> ATTORNE
Poem7Here I sit All alone yet again.
Why can't I make friends?
It's lonely out here on my own,
But it's better than being judged by all.
Now comes the problem
I've met a girl,cute as can be
And oh, i like her so!
But where is she now
When i need her to be here with me?
I wish I knew. I want to be with her,
Oh why have I fallen so hard?
It's her eyes, those stunning eyes,
And her lips...What I would give to just kiss them,
Just once...
But does she like me too?
An answer I'm too shy to ask for.
But if I don't ask I'll never know!
What am i to do about this love spell
she's put on me?
The Official Bio Of Bobby BlazeThe first time Bobby Blaze revealed his talent, his musical skills were recognized immediately. Freestyling was something he did just for fun at parties and gatherings, but those who were exposed to his lyricism and remarkable word constructions not to mention his exciting delivery, a mesmerizing blend of tempo and rhythm spoke to Bobby the catalyst for the creation of a new star. His listeners told him his talent was being wasted as long as he kept it as an among-friends thing at social events. And they were right. Now, Blaze is taking on the tough world of hip-hop and coming out on top. He's Darwin for urban music. Blaze brings his chosen genres to the next stage of musical evolution. Hip-hop, R&B, soul and gospel have a new and vital chapter in their history and there's more to be written.
The real communication that goes on within music is an endless cycle between artist and listener. The listener receives the full gift of music when he devotes his full attention to it and appr
About MeI am a 35 year old married mother of two. My daughter is 6 and my son is 18 months. I am happily married. I seem to be the only one of those people left around my friends these days. I love hanging out with my skanky friends. My husband and I are working on our new house. We are in need of a finished basement, paint and more decorations. Lots to do. I enjoy working on the house. I love planting flowers and getting all dirty. My daughter and I plant flowers every year together. I love to cook. I love my family and would fight to the death for them. They come before everyone and everything. I am the same way with my friends. I am passionate in my beliefs and do not sway easily. Ok I am stubborn. I am hard working and straight forward. I bust my ass to take care of my family and my home. I am completely confused politically. I believe in owning our own guns and using them to defend ourselves in needed. I believe in abortion rights, you never know what someone has gone
If You Don't Like MeSo if you don't like me hit the block on the way out the door save me the trouble !
Funny StuffMan: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Fun Stuff!!1 ) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket
3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code)
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you!
1. The age you will be on your next birthday?
2. Your favorite place?
3. A place you'd like to travel?
4. Your favorite object?
5. Your favorite food?
6. Your favorite animal?
7. Your favorite color?
8. The town in which you were born?
9. The town in which you live?
10. The name of your pet?
11. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
12. Your nickname/screen name?
13. sports team?
I don't follow sports.
14. Favorite pastime?
15. A bad habit of yours?
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Bleeding HeartBaby everytime i wake up next to you my heart bleeds to been closer to you and everytime we touch my body just sinks in to your arms and i know that i am here with you but sometimes i feel like i am a thousands miles from you....Baby my heart bleeds for you touch and for your love and yes i do get both of them and i know that i always will but when my heart bleeds for you i have to hold you and make it stop...Baby you are my whole world i dont know what i would do if i lost you again....Baby when you are next to me i am the happiest person in the whole world and you are the one thing that means everything to me....BABY I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY MY BLEEDING HEART
Longing For YouLonging for your love
I sit in my chair
I can feel your breadth
The wisp of your hair
My eyes still closed
My heart starts to race
Lost in the moment
I can see your face
My eyes quickly open
Thinking you’re there
It was all a dream
Life's not fair
Just Wanna VentTheres really no meanin to this blog just want somewhere to vent. First im markin this nsfw just cause im not all sure what im gonna say or how im gonna word it so just incase i say something that offends anyone they cant bitch that it isnt marked. Anyway on to my complaint i guess u can say. I sit there and help out as many people as I can when they need help cause thats what friends are for right? Ya know im about sick and tired of helpin people out just to have em turn around and stab me in the back cause im friends with a certain person or because i repost certain bulletins or what not. I'm not a fuckin mind reader if you need help with something then shit send me a shout or a message and say hey cotton can ya plz help me out with this or can ya plz repost this bully for me. I see tons and tons of bulletins and after a couple hours or so they are already gone off the board. So if you want me to repost a bulletin then speak up and tell me dont expect me to read ur mind and say oh he
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Whateveri'm hating on men today. i have so had it with them. everything all great when things r going their way but when we (women) start doing what we want to do we r whores, sluts, tramps, trollops and everything else under the sun. it's ok for a man to do what ever he wants to do. i am tired of that bull.
Saying Byehey, i dont know yet but i might be saying goodbye to cherrytap. alot of people i know on here dont really come on or found that special.
i try talking to ppl one on one but i feel that i have to kiss butt to get the to like me or they dont believe me when i say let just be friends.
well school start next week for me in nyc so i glad and will be busy with what i love to do.
i guess i am at the point in my life, its time to start letting things go, i have a hard time doing that but it something i might have to start getting ready to do alot.
to all my true friends on here, if u read this. thanx for being there for me and if i dont come back on, u always have my email or cell number to talk.
if i do delete this and the people that do care about me, i will let u know so u dont think i just deleted u.
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Love Stinks!!!!You know...I am here to vent again....like always!!! My way of getting things out. How do you stope yourself from feeling? I am not talkling about feeling bad feelings but good ones? I dont wanna feel for anyone. I am tired of getting hurt. Its weird how you can be with someone....and you dont seem to be falling for them...but then you find out something about them and it crushes your heart. Those of you who know me know that I will not talk about everything on here...which makes it hard for all of you to understand what it goin on. So for anyone who wants to be a "True friend"....please let me know so I can get this off my chest before I freaking explode. Thanks again for listening.
My PlaylistHey My loyal viewers! I'm not in here much, but I love it when I am here. You all make me fill so wonderful! I think I added a playlist to my profile. All you have to do is click on stand alone player. then move on to what you were doin. It should krrp playing? LOL!!! IDK! If it does work for ya, let me know k? MUAH! Kisses for you all!
Daily MusingsWell, I had my first horse show on Saturday Feb 9th. For starters, I was nervous as hell. Just like your first time driving, or your first day of high school, or hell even college...You're not really scared (well, some aren't), just nervous. It's a new experience, one you've never had before only heard about. Throughout the day I had 5 different people offer me a beer to calm my nerves, and Mel even offered me a Valium, lol. It was Georgia's first time at a show as well. It was a new place for her, a new experience and for the most part she did well. She wasn't used to be ridden for more than an hour or so a day, but she was a trooper, and except for a few kinks she did well. I rode her for about 2 hours all the while trying to clam my nerves. On top of being nervous, I do not do well in big crowds, especially when I'm the center of attention. Everyone came up to me throughout the day complimenting me or talking to me about my horse. I was polite, but it was difficult. Afte
Come On, You Know You WannaCome one, come all, take a few minutes of your time and come and leave a few comments for a great friend of mine MysticFaerie...All you have to do is click on her pic below to help her out...I appreciate any and all comments...Hugssss n stuff
Ms. Extra! Extra! Is Up For Grabs!!!WELL IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, ANOTHER LADY GETTING AUCTIONED OFF! AND SHE IS DOOZY I SAY!
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That Guy..........I MISS U J, U WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU AND YOU PROMISED TO ALWAYS BE THERE, THEN ALL AT ONCE YOUR GONE, AND THE WORST PART IS THE LITTLE THINGS, I SEE YOU GO ON MY PROFILE, BUT WHY???? YOU NEED TO TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL OR I'M WALKING AWAY. WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME I BELIEVED YOU, AND FOR SOME REASON I STILL DO. I JUST FEEL IT, AND WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALOT IN A SHORT TIME BUT THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO HOLD ON TIGHTER, I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU SOO MUCH, BUT IF U DON'T GIVE ME A REASON TO HOLD ON TO WHAT WE HAD, I'M LETTING YOU GO. ONE LOVE!!!!
Stupid People!!!Ok, so like yeah, I posted this in a bulletin, but I couldn't for some reason get off the subject. At like 9:30 in the morning I was so flippin bored, so I started reading some of these mumms that people actually post. Ya all have got to check this one out:
http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=342119
Ok, this guy actually has the nerve to ask if it is cheating if his spouse uses toys when he's not at home.
What's wrong with this whole mumm you ask? Okay-now ya all now me and ya know by now I speak my mind and I'm not afraid to be blunt.
Number one~this guy is asking is it cheating, but yet his photo is a pic of him lying in bed with no shirt on, and the dude is NOT ALL THAT!!!!
Number two~out of curiousity, I went to the dude's page and looked at pics of him and his wife. The first thought that jumped into my mind was "Damn what episode of Jerry Springer did they meet on?" I mean come on now, if the bitch washed her hair to get the grease out of it-which looks like she dum
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A Lil Bit Of MeSeven years ago today, my first grandchild was born. little did i know at the time just how much of an impact that little boy would have on my life. and now in just a few short months, i'm going to be a grandma again.
i ask that this child be born healthy and safe.
i'll see you soon little one !
I'm New To This!Hows every one doing? I hope u are all havin some fun in here. I'm outgoing and a lot of fun to be around with. lol. If u want to know more about me just ask me?!.
The Pride Of My LifeShe is new here she goes by unicorn...she is the most excellent lady I have ever met and she is a great friend to boot.
She is in my family so if you get a chance go check it out..f/r/a...you wont be sorry.
I do ask the you all be nice to her,shes already getting some pretyy wicked e-mails.
Anyways just wanted to tell yall about her.
Thanks alot.
Total Lunar EclipseTotal Lunar EclipseLEmonohttp://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse//TLE2008Feb21/TLE2008Feb21.html
New Heremy name is andy i,m 50 from phila,pa i was in the navy for 10 years and now work on buses at septa.
i,m a easy going guy that love to make people laugh and smile and love telling jokes i like going to the bar.
and meeting new people and making them laugh and enjoy themself i,m a handyman to can fix most stuff.
Sky DivingI went sky diving for the first time in my life on president's day, Monday. This is an experience I knew I had to try at least once. So now I can cross it off yay. The dive itself was short, only about seven minutes, but I'll remember it for so much longer. Looking down out of that plane 12,000 ft. to the ground I first thought I must have been crazy. But then my tandem instructor jumped and I at first felt hella scared looking down at Earth and moving so damn fast.
All I could do during the first 30 seconds was psych myself up by saying "he will pull the chute, he will pull the chute" then I calmed down and we spun around for the remaining 30 seconds of the freefall. That was the most exciting moment of my life!
I remember spinning with the chute open, but it just wasn't the same. Mandy Moore introduced sky diving to us on a video. She's so pretty.
Worth the money? Yes it is. Now I just need to complete my education so I can get a high enough paying job to afford all these extreme
~life- The Cab Ride~When I arrived at 2:30 a.m, the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window.
Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, and then drive away.
But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself.
So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.
There were no clocks on the walls, no knic
Read This Before U Go And ProtestFor all that free people that still protest, you're welcome,
We protect you and you are protected by the best.
Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you?
No one standing in your crowd.
We are your fathers, brothers, and sons,
wearing the boots and carrying the guns.
We are the once that leave all we own,
to make sure your future is carved in stone.
We are the ones who fight and die.
We might not be able to save the world, well at least we try.
We walked the paths to where we are at
and we want to choice other than that.
So when you rally your group to complain,
take a look in the back of ur brain.
In order for that flag you love to fly,
wars must be fought and young men must die.
We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear,
if that's not respected, we would rather stay here.
So please stop yelling and put down your signs,
and pray for those behind enemy lines.
When the conflict is over and all is well,
be thankful we chose to go th
Cleaning Friend ListLET ME KNOW IF YOU WANNA STAY OR GO DONT GOT TIME FOR FAKE ASS FRIENDS I ONLY GOT TIME FOR REAL FRIENDS SO IF U WANNA BE GONE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN WITH JUST A CLICK
It Only Takes......The Little ThingsIt only takes a minute or two for you to make a little progress. And a little progress can put you solidly on the road to a lot more.It only takes a small effort to give a little kindness. And a little kindness can easily multiply itself again and again until it starts to make a big difference.It only takes a simple adjustment of your attitude to build a little enthusiasm. And with a little enthusiasm you can attract the support of many others.Small positive changes are easy to make. In between all the things you're already doing, there are numerous opportunities to fill in the spaces with extra treasures.And the small positive changes do something much more powerful than making a difference in the world. They make a difference in you.Get in the habit of making small positive changes, and soon you'll be experiencing big, valuable accomplishments. Let the little things put your spirit in a positive place, and that can change your life in magnificent, profound ways.-- Ra
Dirty Joke: Catholic School GirlsA train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Steph
Nsfw Pic'sWTF IS EVERY ONE SO PISSED OFF THEY HAVE TO REPORT EVERY DANG PICTURE I PUT UP , NOW MOST OF MY PIC'S ARE NOT AND I REPEAT ARE NOT NSFW!!!! GET OVER IT AND GET OVER YOURSELVE'S. WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHOWING ALITTLE SKIN? ATLEAST IM NOT SHOWING MY TIT'S,OR MY SNATCH, THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND BUT DAMN GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF MINE I DON'T GO AROUND REPORTING ALOT OF PICTURES THAT PEOPLE POST, BUT I WILL NOW
Tha Only Nikkihey im new at this fubar so leave me some lovein n i will return the fav.
ContestI have entered my first contest on here and would really appreciate any comment bombing help from all my friends if you can...copy and paste the link to get to my pic and thanks!
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Personal RantI was asked today by my SO why I have seemed so angry lately and why I seemed to pull away from her lately. I am currently 500 miles away from her and didn't want to go over it on the phone.
Here it is in a nutshell....
It seems that I can never initiate intimacy. It ALWAYS has to be her show. Then she makes promises (of a risque nature) and then doesn't follow through. When we are intimate all that it seems she wants is to get in one position have me do my business then get off of her. She even complains when I go too long. She seems to be enjoying the action but it makes me wonder. So if I seem distant lately its that I am so F*&^^ing tired of being rejected!!!. Is it so wrong to want to "make love" and not just have sex. I think there is a difference.
If anything I feel like I am being used and not just in the bedroom but in the rest of our lives as well. It seems that all i am good for is a paycheck and to do work around the house.
Maybe its just a combination of de
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Lead me not into temptation, heaven help me to be strong. I can't fight all that I'm feelin', and I can't do it alone. Help me break this spell that I'm under, guide my feet and hold me tight. I need 10,000 angels watchin' over me tonight.
~ANGEL 1111~@ fubar
"This is destiny so why pretend,
Close your eye's and kiss me once again.
I'll always be the only one you'll need.
So go where your deepest longing leads."
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Be Back Soon... I HopeI'm taking a break from all online communication for a while. The stress on my life is starting to get to me and before I implode I think it's best I take time to try and get my head straight. It seems that nothing is working as it should. I got a college degree that won't by me a cup of coffee, a job that won't pay the bills, a son that I love who asks for advise and ignores it when I try t help. It just pisses me off to care so much about things that aren't within my ability to change when those who should care and could do something about then don't give a fuck. This world has turned into a toilet and we are all just along for the ride. What happened to the would I grew up in? I'm going to get tore up from the floor up. That way I won't give a damn either. I'll be back after I calm down. To a couple of good friends who may think this is good bye. Think again. I'm not that easy to get rid of. lol
Eddy
Lemme See The Red Mist...One of the things that pisses me off the most is someone that lies about me. Here recently, it's been...Well...It's a long story ((sort of)) SO here it is before I start on any other tangent...
A female I used to be friends with asked me why I didn't want to be friends with her anymore...And I gave her the honest answer : "I don't associate with hypocrites and those that will bitch and moan about their troubles, and then do nothing about the shit they've got problems with."
And then apparently her fiance ((she's a lesbian, btw)) came up and asked her why she'd cry over a guy that said he was a friend but basically molested her? ((the friend's fiance is saying I felt her up and tried to get her to suck my dick))
...And then the former friend of mine decides to tell my fiance about this shit...My fiance just went through a miscarriage, and is starting to get sick, so she's already in a crappy mood...And she's gotta read about that bullshit that never fucking happened?
((this is whe
Drew's ContestI'm not being entertained enough so I entered a contest lol ... prizes given for top 5 places. Click the link below to comment or visit Drew's page and at least show the girl some fu-love ;)
Thanks!
MummToday I posted a mumm. I didn't realize how many haters there are out there in mumm land. I realize adult site and all. I had this monster headache today. Worst then normal. I haven't had one of these in a few years. All I had was Excedrin and Advil. Well i'm sure you have figured out the rest if you have been on them mumms. Most people were pretty good. There were only a few people who were haters. I guess I was lucky that was all I got. Some of the mumms i saw today had nothing but hate on them I am gonna say it. Can't we all just get along. LOL
Fubar Break For My Fu~keeperWELL IT'S OFFICIAL I AM PUTTING MU FU~KEEPER ON A FUBAR BREAK! SHE HAS EARNED IT 10 TIMES OVER AND NEEDS IT! SO PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU TRY TO RESPECT AND ALLOW OUR ♪♫ŁίłβαмαGίяł♫♪ TO TAKE THE BREAK SHE NEEDS AND JUST ENJOY FUBAR FOR A WEEK OR SO..
IF ANYONE HAPPENS TO HAVE ANY GRIPES, GROANS OR GRIEVANCES PLEASE JUST CLICK ON MY LINK AND FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF! I LOVE BAMA AND I CAN SEE HOW MUCH SHE NEEDS THIS! CAN'T YOU?
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Help Me Out HereI am in a race to get to level 10 please coment and rate me like crazy thank you in advance i will do the same.
Need Some Help PleaseI have a 1 day blast running if anyone see's it can you please get a screen shot for me :D
Thanks
Jenn
Moon EclipseARE YOU WATCHING THE MOON ECLIPSE TONIGHT?? I AM TAKING SOME PICS.. THESE WERE TAKEN A FEW MINUTES AGO...
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WONDERFULLY AMAZING??
My AngelsThis is for the 2 angels Ive lost my babies I never got to know never got to hold to kiss to touch.....
you are always in my heart
Into Guyssup fubar since i'm new here the cat next to me in the photo is my brother i'm the black dude on the right so guys holla
My ThoughtsThats right, I have adopted a new way of thinking. I AM FAT, fluffy, more to love, or what ever you want to call it. Still I AM BEAUTIFUL!!!! Thats right I said it I am beautiful. Who in the hell came up with the bullshit of you have to be a stick to be beautiful. I will tell you who......THE SKINNY PEOPLE. Well to HELL with that. I have seen a damn lot of skinny ass chicks walking around that looks like that have been eat up by something. Hell I would rather be happy then to worry about what would happen if I ate something I wanted to eat.
So what if I can't run a marathon, does that mean I am lazy NO!!! It means that I don't do that kind of thing. It means I have things that I consider fun and interesting. NO not just sitting around on fubar all day. Another thing just because a person I big doesn't mean they are going to eat alot. Hell I barely eat and still am big. So you skin chicks watch out cause your not always going to be so pretty. Well not all of you. I m
Warning Plz ReadThis is a dick head !!!
there are many found and not far
they are all around in fu-bar
they come in disguises
in shapes and sizes
some have testicles
others have Breasticles
they talk there shit
and show their tits
In fu-bar
they are not far
they commonly attack
when you turn your back
haters and down-raters
misandrist and misogenist
don't forget the misanthrope
who is beyond all hope
Beware they are everywhere
Warn your Friends so they are aware!!
for the sake of all good fu-barians
copy this repost and save us all
MeHI,I AM SANDI JUST A NORMAL GIRL TRYIN TO LIVE LIFE AS EASY AS POSSIBLE LOOKIN FOR A GOOD GUY I KNOW THAT THERE AINT TO MANY GOOD MEN LEFT OUT THERE,BUT I AM STILL LOOKIN,BUT OH WELL LIFE GOES ON AND I SAY EVERYONE HAVE FUN AND LUV THE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE WITH CAUSE THIS LIFE WONT LAST LONG
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hi everyone ..just letting ya know I wont be on for a few days... I will miss ya guys....my computer is getting fixed..love .....showin mad love for all
This Life Of Mine 30I just went out and looked at the moon. I tried to take some pictures of it but it looks like a dot on my camera, lol It is a beautiful sight! There are stars out with the moon also. Very pretty.
I have just finished working for the day. I worked all day long and all evening long! ugh! I got a lot done though so that is really good.
Peter is in the kitchen making dinner and it smells really good. I am starving! He is making grilled chicken with vegetables and pesto sauce with noodles. It smells so good.
I got a deal on an X-Box game today. I picked up Christopher after school and for all of his A's he has been getting, I told him I would buy him a new game. I went to Best Buy and he picked out Dirt which is a race game. It is a $50 game and when I went up to the cash register, they have new computers to check you out. Some how the $50 game came up a $20 game! Woo hoo. lol I like that price.
Well, it's dinner time!
Kisses Martin
~~ciao~~
Wedding Night1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right?
Person 2: Yeah.. today
12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. T
Kill MyselfI'm gonna clean the house
I'm gonna fix the fence
In my final hours
I'm gonna tie up these loose ends
I wont leave a note
For anyone to find
Tomorrow they'll know
What I've done here tonight
[Chorus]
The drastic steps I'm takin'
Are just an act of desperation
I knew no one would miss me
So what the hell
I fought and lied I drank too much
Hurt every one I ever touched
Just how much I hurt you is hard to tell
This is not some kind of cry for help
Just good bye I wish you well
Because I love you
I'm gonna kill myself
Now who is that
In my easy chair
Now wait a minute
That's the old me sittin' there
And I thank God
The devil in me died
I stand before you now
A man changed and alive
[Chorus]
The drastic steps I'm takin'
Are just an act of desperation
I knew no one would miss me
So what the hell
I fought and lied I drank too much
Hurt every one I ever touched
Just how much I hurt you is hard to tell
This is not some kind of cry for help
Just
A Long Daymany people on here get frustrated when another doesn't leave comments and such... but just so all understand Many do have a life outside of fubar and others have way too much going on in their lives
in my case, I home school my youngest two children. I am an active Realtor in my community. I am Married. I maintain my home. I have a social life outside of fubar ( I love to go dancing and hang out with my friends ) I am always on the go just because I am logged on does not mean I am at the computer so leave a private message for those that know me I do respond to them when I get the opportunity. So please do not take offense if it takes me a little while to get back to you I do the best given my hectic life :D Love to all my fu-friends Luvingmom
Gigs!Stumptown Brewery & Smokehouse
15045 River Rd, Guerneville, CA, 95446
April 4, 18th, and May 2 & 16th.
8:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m.
Come out and see us play!
Sorry"Sorry"
Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know I can't take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say I'm sorry:
This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
Every single day I think about how we came all this way
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right
Oh yeah sorry!
So I was chatting with a friend tonight as I recieved a text from another asking if I'd seen the lunar eclipse... so I asked him (the chatter) if he had. Then as my guy was getting off work he calls to see if I'd checked out the eclipse. It was on the radio, tv and ppl at work were all excited about this eclipse. Another posted pics-very cool. As I lay here in my bed trying to fall asleep but my mind a constant spin, I got to thinking... "none of these ppl are anywhere near me yet all of them had one thing in common".We all life under the same beautiful moon. Food for thgought I guess. ~God Bless~
Trying To Change...well I'm sitting here at work tonight...sick as hell...miserable as hell...and in alot of pain...I've made alot of mistakes in my life...I'm not proud of them...and right now I'm not very proud of myself...I've fallen in love with the most wonderful man on this earth...and we've been together for almost 5 fantastic months...during this time I have done alot of shit that I never meant to do...and I've done alot of stupid shit that has hurt him...this doesn't mean that I love him any less...cuz I do love him...I love him more and in a way that I have never loved anyone else in my life...I'd die for him that's how much he means to me...how do I convince him how much I love him and that I want to change and be a better person for him...he makes me want to be a better person...and I'm trying so hard...but I just keep doing these little screw ups...and everytime it makes him lose trust in me...and I don't want that anymore...I don't know why I do the things I do...I don't know why I have no
Hot Momma Has Spoken A Fu~cation Is OrderedWELL IT'S OFFICIAL I AM PUTTING MY FU~KEEPER ON A FUBAR BREAK! SHE HAS EARNED IT 10 TIMES OVER AND NEEDS IT! SO PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU TRY TO RESPECT AND ALLOW OUR ♪♫ŁίłβαмαGίяł♫♪ TO TAKE THE BREAK SHE NEEDS AND JUST ENJOY FUBAR FOR A WEEK OR SO..
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IF ANYONE HAPPENS TO HAVE ANY GRIPES, GROANS OR GRIEVANCES PLEASE JUST CLICK ON MY LINK AND FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF! I LOVE BAMA AND I CAN SEE HOW MUCH SHE NEEDS THIS! CAN'T YOU?
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Minister Says Married Couples Should Have Sex Every DayThou Shalt Have Sex Every Day
By CAROLINE HOWARD, AOL
When debate turns to the value of marriage, attention normally goes to the religious sanctity of the union, the socio-economic benefits to the married adults and their children and even health pluses. Married couples tend to live longer, healthier lives and are typically less depressed or anxious than their single, divorced, or widowed counterparts.
But one Ybor City, Fla, pastor has taken up the mantle of another marriage blessing. In an attempt to curb high divorce rates, Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued a challenge for his married congregants: Have sex every day for one month.
"Sometimes life gets in the way," Wirth told the Associated Press. "Our jobs get in the way. And that's no different for people who attend church."
According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the rate of divorce in the U.S. is 3.6 divorces per 1,000 people; the rate peaked at 5.3 per 1,000 in 1981. Notably, divorce rate
Birthdays!!!!Well people im 30 yrs old today! WOO HOO? i just dont know how to go bout this! Should i take this in stride or just as another year closer to death? What do u fubarians say?
I Love My StateJeff Foxworthy's commentary on Pennsylvania:
If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a
bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer, you might live in
Pennsylvania.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights
each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you
might live in Pennsylvania.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Pennsylvania.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
year, you might live in Pennsylvania.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, you might live in Pennsylvania cause you're all so damn
friendly.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, cause he wears a hardhat you might live in Pennsylvania.
If you have worn shorts, sunglass
LifeMY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an o
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New Official Studio 54 Fishie LolAttention studio 54 members, we now have an official studio 54 fishie named after Saysha. We have a salute from the fish up on my defualt album, please feel free to check it out and feel free to comment and rip. By the way it is a Beta fish.
Im Up For Autcionok im putting myself up for autcion the bidding will start at $10,000 fubucks
Pleasure TimeGuys can you please check or drop be in my profile and kindly rate my pics... thanks...
By the way add me up in ym and msn
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Lace's Rants And Raves(...I was lost in the desert for 16 days, lost my mind and lost my way, the sands burning beneth my feet.. Everything I see is a lie...Devil Dogs are on my trail... You know I'm hellbound...)
Hey Maniacs,
Have you ever felt burned, to a point that everything that was said to you was nothing more than just a handful of matches and all you need is something to feed the fire?
I have...
I had been wondering that even though the events of this past weekend have played out so much in my mind that I feel that the nightmares that I once had, has come back to haunt me yet again.
Take my past for instance, it all started with my mom leaving me at age of 18 months while she went out and had sex with other guys while my dad was at home taking care of me. My dad later found out and divorced her, and thus started a new life of taking care of me. I grew up learning the hard way of life, as my dad gave me a lot lessons with the back of his hand and had to deal with it all my life
"quarter-life Crisis"They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now.
You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere but that they are as confused as you.
You look at your job...and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you.
Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing
Just RememberEverybody Knows:
You can't be all things to all people.
You can't do all things at once.
You can't do all things equally well.
You can't do all things better than everyone else.
Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's.
So:
You have to find out who you are, and be that.
You have to decide what comes first, and do that.
You have to discover your strengths, and use them.
You have to learn not to compete with others,
Because no one else is in the contest of *being you*.
Then:
You will have learned to accept your own uniqueness.
You will have learned to set priorities and make decisions.
You will have learned to live with your limitations.
You will have learned to give yourself the respect that is due.
And you'll be a most vital mortal.
Dare To Believe:
That you are a wonderful, unique person.
That you are a once-in-all-history event.
That it's more than a right, it's your duty, to be who you are.
That life is not a problem to solve, but a gift to cher
Why Does It Have To Be Like This?There are African Americans,
Mexican Americans,
Asian Americans,
Arab Americans,
Native Americans, etc.
...And then there are just -
Americans.
You pass me on the street
and sneer in my direction.
You Call me 'White boy,'
'Cracker,' 'Honkey,'
'Whitey,' 'Caveman,'
... And that's OK.
But when I call you Nigger,
Kike, Towel head,
Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, or Chink
... You call me a racist. sucka chode
You say that whites commit a lot
of violence against you,
so why are the ghettos the most
dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You Have Yom Hashoah.
You have the NAACP.
And you have BET.
If we had WET
(White Entertainment Television)
... We'd be racists. go figure
If we had a White Pride Day
... You would call
Real Shit To Think OnSometimes… In life there are things better left unknown… unsaid… unfelt… and … unseen
Some things are better left undiscovered and misunderstood Because Sometimes… the Truth is to much for hearts to handle
Too much for our minds to take in And to painful to get through Sometimes… living in a dream is better than understanding the reality of things
Sometimes… believing in a lie that makes you shine rather than knowing the truth that breaks you into pieces is the better thing to do.
There are times in life that we're eager to know the whole hard truth but in our hearts we know that we really don't want to… because the truth will hurt and brake us in ways we're not ready to be broken into
Sometimes… We just wanna cherish the moment Enjoy the feelings And keep just smiling
Sometimes… we just want to be happy Because deep down inside we know that things aren't going last… Because everything tends to change… All feelings at some point go away Sometimes… we just can't find
What Do You Do When Your Sad?What do you guys tend to do when you feel really sad? I for one, feel sad sometimes a lot during the winters. No matter where I am or what I a doing, it's just something about the changing of the earth's axles that puts my energies in a slum because it is off balance. Right now I am feeling a little sad. I've been feeling sad for a long time but sometimes I just have to get my mind out of the gutter! Sometimes it really helps if I keep repeating a mantra inside my head of positive things. I keep telling myself that things could be much worse and I try to look at all the things I do have in my life that others might not. I tell myself that I must be the luckiest girl in the whole world and to have such a big heart is a blessing! Those thoughts sometimes help me feel better when I'm down and out so I was just wondering what you guys do when you're sad??? Being sad really sucks, but sometimes looking back now, those were some of my most colorful moments in life when I was sad! Hey, look o
Crushnow this has driven me nuts for like weeks now!! who are you? who is the person with a crush on me?? i so got to to know? let me know!!!
Meeting SomeoneHEY EVERYONE IM IN CALI AND I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A GIRL AND MAKE THEM FEEL LOVED AND SPECIAL INSIDE
AND SOMEONE WHO AINT AFFARID TO CRY ONCE AN A WHILE THAT WHAT I LIKE AND A MAN WHO IS DOWN TO EARTH
What's RealDamn yo ive just done nothing but flat out fuck up as of late, especially over the past month or so. Attacking people who havent done shit to me, yeah imma fucking jerk for it. Man my head has been more fucked then I even knew and im just not realizing it. IM SORRY, IM SORRY TO EVERYONE/ANYONE IVE WRONGFULLY ATTACKED AND HURT. I aint like a un named bitch from NJ here everyone knows well...I WILL FESS UP TO MY FUCK UPS AND WRONG DOING I REALLY AM SORRY AND IM PUBLICLY SAYING IT! I cant get into to much detail as I know some of you have heard me say the same shit so many times, But I ask you please give me 1 last chance IF YOU DECIDE TOO, IF NOT I RESPECT THAT AND GIVE YOU YOUR SPACE AND ALLOW YOU TO YOUR OWN OPINION OF ME. Im Sorry...Years of abuse will make people do and say some horrible things and I apoligize for allowing it to get the best of me and to take it out on you REALLY IM FUCKING DEAD HONEST IN SAYING THAT I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING. YOU CANT SEE MY TEARS OR FEEL MY HEART B
TumsfunTumsFun
Tumsfun, my newest friend
How I love our little chats
The fun we have
The laughter we share
Putting the world to right
Sharing our good times
and bad times as well
A shoulder to cry on
a friendship extend
on our screens
family talk, silly talk
we covered them all
Our friendship has grown
over the months
we've shared our dreams
and our fears as well
but before i go
I need to say
Thanks for being a friend
Dave
First Time For Everything (lucky You!)I'm very new to this site and it makes me feel retarded :) I don't even know why I decided to make a blog entry actually... Boredom?! It's really fucken early (or really fucken late depending on your situation) and I'm fucking tired. I guess I'll go catch some sleep before it's too late. Thanks y'all for befriending and befanning me. Werd. You guys all fucken rock, I can tell already. Keep shit cool and I'll holla later.
Thank You All So Much !!!I can't thank you guys enough for all the Birthday cakes, cards, drinks, and comments you all sent me today. I tried to thank each person personally, but it started getting REALLY hard just to keep up !!!!
I just want everyone to know how much it meant to me that you'd take the time to stop by and say Happy B-Day. I was blown away by it.
Sure is good to know that I have friends such as you. Thank you again, and hope to talk to each of you again real soon.
- The Kevster -
Keeping Love AliveThere are many people that for whatever the reason only feel the need to show their significant other love on holidays and special occasions, but that shouldn't be so. Relationships take constant effort. Many relationships suffer because one or both people seem to stop trying. They seem to think that all a relationship is just to people being together, and seem to treat their relationship as a burden. Maybe this is because they don't want their mate to know how in love they are with them, or they don't want other people to know.
First it is important to be with the right person. You should be with the person that you want to spend your life with, and grow old with. You should be with someone that you want to do little things with and for, not someone that bores you or someone that you feel forced to make time for.
It is the little things that say volumes. You can send a text during the day, mail a love note or card, watch a silly movie together, try a new restaurant, or take a qu
Not Hating, Just AnnoyedSo I am on a rant this morning for lots of reasons, one being the fact that I managed to diffuse a MUMM hater, which for some reason made the MUMMer delete the whole damn MUMM and start again. So I'm just going to stay out of MUMMs entirely, since it just seems to be a private lounge for bunches of people who have nothing better to do than hate or say hi to each other. Most of the MUMMs out there aren't even MUMMs but polls. Read the definition of MUMM people!!!!!
Anyway, on to what I wanted to rant about...illiteracy and selfishness. One of MY biggest pet peeves is the rampant lack of knowledge of the English language and the people who butcher it. And the other is the "what have you done for me lately" craze that has everyone so selfish.
I understand this is the internet and lots of people just use abbreviations and such to write, I'm talking about the butchering of the English language due to ignorance and laziness. It gets worse and worse everytime I turn around. I see
FaceA face your face my face do we ever really look sometimes I look in the mirror, and I hate what I see.
The time of ageing the time of old tears freckles that have faded and new ones appear.
The face in everyone if you really if you really look is odd mine, yours, everyone.
Shapes how the brow line falls of is arched the slope of the nose does it point does it curl or is it stubby. Lips large, small, pouty, frowning, smile lines dimples in-depth with lost kisses and fading tales.
A face is such a glorious thing we take for granted, we criticize and realize and make our selves think that our face is everything. Some beg to differ but a face tells secrets a scar tells tales of accidents or pain when we look really look what do you see a sinner or a saint. Do you see beauty or horridness they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but what if the beholder is you.
What’s in your face?
Their Aginst UsDid you see that in the paper the other day about those carp in the Mississippi River jumping into boats and bonking fisherman in the head? It's true. They're called big head carp, they're from Asia and they're attacking and severely injuring many fisherman.
Biologists claim the roar of boat motors agitates and excites these carp and they jump towards the sound but I think these biologists are naively missing an obvious connection. Fish are attacking fisherman. For the fish it's get them before they get you, kill or be killed. Even if these fisherman are practicing catch and release, that's a very painful, embarrassing experience for any fish and apparently they have had it.
What about the increase in mountain lion attacks? Great White sharks moving closer to shore? Moose have been showing up in towns and stomping on people. A squirrel was in my living room last spring. Am I the only one that sees a pattern here? People, wise up! The other animals are against us. It doesn't take
NewsI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with there head and women with their heart.
For Example:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, b
MummsAll right, so I know these things are silly, but honestly...what else do we have to do with our time?
Here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. Add up the "fines" along the way. Then post the amount that you owe as the title of the blog or bulletin.
PS: the smaller the better!
1. Had sex: $10.00
2. Smoked: $10.00
3. drank: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $10.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $1.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $7.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $5.00
9. Been expelled: $10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got oral: $10.00
13. Prank called the cops: $10.00
14. Stole something: $10.00
15. Done drugs: $10.00
16.Dyed your hair: $5.00
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $10.00.
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $10.00
19. Ate a whole bag of Oreos: $10.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $0.50
21.
Time To Be Very Open.Well I'm a really happy person no matter what has happened to me. But lately I have been going through some that are really trying to break me. I have a lil girl that is the world to me. And he father knows that, so he is making life hard for me. I know be strong. But you all would not belive the crap that he will do to try and hurt me. Its an everyday thing with him, so I told him to start treating me with so respect or he can't see here anymore, because he will do it in front of her. And I don't like that shit. So now Its me and my Kaori. there is alot more to my story, I just need to talk to Someone new in my life about whats going on with me.
My Danny Vaughn From Tyketto PhotosNOT TOO LONG AGO I USED TO WORK FOR WILDCHILDMAG.COM , THAT JOB GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY AND INTERVIEW OF A LIFETIME -- DANNY VAUGHN FROM THE BAND TYKETTO !!!!! THE MAN IS BLOODY GORGEOUS , THE PICTURES I AM ENLCOSING CAME STRAIGHHT FROM DANNY AND HIS NEW BAND VAUGHN , I WAS THE VERY FIRST PERSON TO GET THE PRIVILAGE OF THESE PHOTOS !!! MY INTERVIEW IS INCLUDED
Thank you Danny for taking the time to do this interview !!
Always a pleasure!
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Tell me about your latest project ?
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There are a lot of thing going on right now. I co wrote the title track of Richie Zito's new album "Avalon", which was great fun as I haven't done anything with Richie since "Don't Come Easy". I've written a song with Spanish guitar shredder, Jorge Salan on his new cd, and I'm working with guitarist Davis Ramay in Brazil on a couple of tracks as well. Ever since making myself generally available to work on people's demos or recording projects, I've been able to experience a lot of new music from al
We Gotta Do BetterIdentifying and Location Information
As of 02/21/08 DIN (Department Identification Number) 07A6872
Inmate Name ORRIDGE, CARL
Sex MALE
Date of Birth 08/12/1986
Race / Ethnicity BLACK
Custody Status IN CUSTODY
Housing Releasing Facility ELMIRA
Date Received (Original) 12/17/2007
Date Received (Current) 12/17/2007
Admission Type NEW COMMITMENT
County of Commitment NEW YORK
Latest Release Date / Type (Released Inmates Only)
Crimes of Conviction
If all 4 crime fields contain data, there may be additional crimes not shown here. In this case, the crimes shown here are those with the longest sentences.
As of 02/21/08 Crime Class
MURDER 2ND A1
ATT MURDER 2ND B
ASSAULT 1ST DEGREE B
CRIM POSS WEAP 3RD SUB 4-8 VFO D
Sentence Terms and Release Dates
Under certain circumstances, an inmate may be released prior to serving his or her minimum term and before the earliest release date shown for the inmate.
As of 02/21/08 Aggr
What Isnt Sexy....Ok... first let me start off by saying that, in my opinion, the words "sexy" and "beautiful" are relative terms and, for the most part, are interpreted differently by everybody... After all, there is something to that saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder" or whatever that is.... I mean, I have some girlfriends that have been with some guys that I wouldn't EVER find attractive.... no matter how fantastic their personalities were. And, I've been in relationships with guys that my friends couldn't believe I'd be into. It's what makes us all different.. the fact that we all are into our own individual shit. That said, FUBAR has a little something for everybody's taste, if you will, but I have to say I gotta wonder about some of the women, for lack of a better word, on this site.
I had some time to kill this morning and ended up looking around a couple of hours and found myself either laughing my ass off or completely disgusted a couple of times... Dont get me wrong.. I LOV
Lets Level Fubar, Crew!!!!THIS IS A FIRE AND ICE CREWCODE 1If you haven't noticed, there hasn't been a lot of folks to level lately. What we need from all members is to check your friend's, family, and fan's lists to see if anyone you know needs to be leveled. If you find someone leave their name or link in the comments section. Thanx for all you do to make this the best leveling family on Fubar!!!!
PopularityI just don't feel so Fubu Popular since my return....Are there really FUBU groups, like being back in High school?
WalmartAfter Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men; he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women, and loved to browse. One day, Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee a
Good Ol DaysPositive People Power!
Did we have a drug problem growing up?
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a
methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?''
I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young:
I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the
weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's gard
It's MeWhat occult Power best suits you ? Your Result: Clairoyance you have the ability of clear seeing . things that are not in sight or cannot be seen , you have the ability to see spirits and know the future . this is often useful in seanse's and summoning spirits .Premonition Precognition Psychometry Telepathy Astral projection Healing Dreamwalking
Lonely And Horneynew on here and need a sexy dirty girl to send and recieve naughty pics you no what mean im horny from morning to night come please help me i need beaver shaved or hairy perfer shaved so you can see it all?.
Just Wondering??ok can i just seriously ask why is it that people ask you to open up and tell you how you feel and to let them in to how you are and it ends up blowing up in your face. i hate being lied to about the same ol song and dance. forget it all i am done believing in all of this truely forget it. i am so done!!!
"better Life" Tips.. From News SourcesCheck out this page on MSN: http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=100159956
Superfoods: The Next FrontierHad it up to here with broccoli? Join the club. But it's hard to take it off the menu when it's such a great source of vitamins and minerals. Still, is a little variety too much to ask?
Not anymore, thanks to research that's shifting the spotlight to a new generation of health-boosting foods--many of which do double or triple duty to help prevent illness. Here are six on the brink of superstar status.
1. Pomegranate
If you're going to have a martini, at least make it a pomegranate one. This fall fruit has higher antioxidant activity than red wine and green tea, which may be why a number of studies show it may prevent skin cancer and kill breast and prostate cancer cells. It also helps:
Fight Alzheimer's disease
Researchers at Loma Linda University found that mice who drank pomegranate juice experienced 50% less brain degenerati
Erotic Nightunder the covers relaxing and watching a movie til you get home. eyes getting heavy and slowing work their way closed. room is lit with the lights of the television. you come home and find me asleep in the bed in your favorite night clothes. you change, turn off the television, and climb under the covers with me. moving carefully as to not wake me. you position yourself right up behind me and place your arm over my waist. pressing yourself harder against my body to ensure that every inch of your body is touching mine. your hand begins caressing up and down my belly while you cautiously kiss my upper back and shoulder. my body senses your presence and i awake. your gentle touches and kisses feel so good i don't want to interrupt you. i continue to lay there as though i am still asleep.
your hand taking long stokes up and down. reaching my cleavage and down to the top of my smooth mound. as soon as your fingers feel the smooth surface you begin to gently caress the surface. i can fee
This SucksSo the last month or so has been pretty shitty, mid January my grandma on my dads say passed away from cancer and then this past Sunday, Feb 17th, my grandma on my moms side passed away. So yeah, its been pretty rough and crappy. They both lived far from me, one in California and the other in Virginia, and I hadn't seen either of them for a few years, but they were my grandmas and now I'll not be able to see them again. I didn't realize how hard I would take their deaths until they died. Anyway, it just sucks and I wanted to say something about them. Rest in peace grandmas, love you!
This Life Of Mine 31Just when I think Winter is over....it gets cold again and is raining. :( I am really ready for Spring to come. It was nice having a week of almost 70 degree temps. I will stop my bitching now.
Oh no, I just realized my poor dog is outside. I just let her in. Thankfully she was a bit sheltered from the rain. She was acting naughty earlier so I threw her butt outside. It wasn't raining then. Maybe she will learn to not behave bad? Nah.
My son is home sick today. Says he thinks he has Mono. Hmm? He said it has been going around school. Unfortunately, there isn't anything you can do about mono. It sucks. I got it 2 years ago in the summer. What did I get it from? I am pretty sure I got it from the nail salon because she cut my toe. About 6 weeks later I get really sick and the doctor tested me for Mono and sure as shit, I had it. I was shocked to say the least. 40 years old with Mono (the kissing disease!). Unfortunately the older you are, the worse it hits you
Rewind To The 80's!Join us tonite as our very own Gemini aka aGEM4life rewinds time and goes back to the 80s. Nothing but 80s music for 2 hours. Hope to see you there.
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Are All Men The Same???I don't know if I have bad luck or men are all the same. All I ever wanted was to find that man that would love me unconditionally, support my hopes and dreams, and treat me as a queen. And now I don't mean spending all kinds of money on me or anything like that, just show me that he cares. Leave little notes every once in awhile. Surprise me and take me somewhere, even if it is just for a drive or a walk.
I feel that I can't even find men that share the same interests as I do, which is strange, because I am far from a girly girl. I want someone that I can high five after the Mets beat the Yankees. I want someone who will watch the Superbowl with me for the game and not the commercials. I want someone who will be proud that I am raising my children and still able to go to school and maintain a 4.0. I want someone I can be silly with and laugh for no reason.
I wonder if I will ever know the answer to this question.
PoliticalThis article was written by Gary Hubbell (Aspen Times Weekly). It's circulating around the net.........thought it would be a little controversial to post......but I figured.......why not. I agree with alot of it...........some of you won't........don't get mad. Just wanted to post it for those interested............
There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.
Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that
To Young To DieToday I get a phone call from my niece that lives in Roff Ok. And she tells me that her cousin a Jennifer had died on Monday by a train, this girl had her future ahead of her she was going to be going to OU and playing softball for them. And now she won't, my niece and Uncle are both being very strong right now. The reason for this blog is to let ppl know that sure it is fun to try and beat a train but if you know for a fact that you can't do it plz don't try it.
There was 4 ppl in the car and only two died and the other two are ok but with some manor cuts and burises but plz don't act dumb with trains let them pass before you try to go over the tracks. In small towns there are no train grauds and there really should be. But plz don't be like them and losing your life because you think it is fun or funny to try and do....
Lifei am currently looking for a playmate to get to know. if it sounds like you and your interested let me know
SuperstitionSo I was thinking..since a black cat crossing ur path is bad luck what if you own a black house cat. Eventually you will end up crossing paths with that black cat. So now you have to live with this black cat and all that bad luck right? What is while u was sitting down the black cat walked across your lap? Does that mean you only have half the bad luck? or does it mean only the lower half will have bad luck? Or does the top half have the bad luck? Fucking black cats...selah
Broken Knee CapA week ago today I fell and broke my left knee cap so im stuck for 4-6 weeks outta work not that im complaining one bit but im goin stir crazy already and its just been a week.......Good thing i have the internet to kinda keep me entertained....lol
Kimberley's BloogsToday we got to new family Members and there names are Cracker & cheese they are white Cats one has blue eyes and the other has a blue and green eye they are about 2 & 3 years old .I got them from a girl that works at our local paper.
My LoveWhen we first fell in love
I thought that nothing could compare
To the magical romance
That you and I had come to share.
But as time passed,
Our feelings deepened
And our closeness grew
And romance turned into
A real and lasting love with you.
You care for me in all the ways
I want and need so much.
I've felt your warmth and tenderness
With every word and touch.
I know I can depend on your support and honesty,
That patient understanding
That you always give to me.
There's a special kind of happiness
That only love can bring,
And I've found that happiness with you--
You are my everything.
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I loved you at the very start
When your sparkling eyes met mine.
I pray that we will never part
Our lives we have entwined.
The times I feel sad and blue
You tell me it's okay.
You do that special thing you do
And the sadness goes away.
I love you more ea
I Wont Wait Forevereveryone keeps telling to date dan, but im waiting for someone else that i love alot, someone that means alot to me but i wont wait forever. everyone keeps telling me wait to see wat the future holds but again i wont wait forever. he is a great guy and i know if he reads this he'll know what im talking about. i dont mean that it has to be rite away that we start a new relationship. cause i can wait for a while but not for that long. i can wait till he is ready but i cant wait forever.
~krissy~
New Jobyep,im so sick of my other job and the kiddie childish bs from grown ass women that i went out last week and looked for another job,applied at walmart and 2 days later i got a call,so went in for a interview tuesday of this week and aced it with flying colors.went that same day and took a drug test,naturally i passed that.found out today...my orientation is tuesday coming up,tomorrow im putting in my 2 weeks notice with publix.i couldnt turn down walmart with 75 cent more a hour and hired as fulltime to start.yay!!go me!!
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Now I Lay Thee DownI want to know
How it feels
When we die
Can you take me under?
Dream over
Grieve no more
And breathe one last time
Now I lay thee down
She watched me leave
Me bleeding
On the floor
As she takes me under
[Chorus]
Godless mimicry
White lights cemetery
Flashes of the angel’s ivory wings
Images so many broke dreams
Of pain
Terror
Fear
Crippling
Follow the light into the tunnel
Or will it end up in a black hole?
Follow the light into the tunnel,
Dead in its end
What is love?
What is murder?
Within the eye of the beholder
What have I done?
I’ve gone and killed the only one I love
How could I do this?
I’m screaming at God
Why do you curse me?
Fuck it, load it, sever the day
[Chorus]
Now I lay thee down,
Underground
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Snow Keeps Piling UpOn Feb. 17, 2008 a total of 0.93 of liquid precipitation fell by 11 am when it switched over to snow which fell steadily till 3:30 pm. Strong winds blew the 2.8" of snow around and there were whiteouts in the rural areas. Some of te roads drifted shut again. The barometer fell to a low of 29.05" which is the 2nd lowest reading ever recored for the month of February.
The total snowfall for February stands at 34.0" which is also our 2nd snowiest month ever. Only January total stands at 67.7".
We set a daily record for precipitation on Feb. 17 with 1.20". Our 34.0" for the first 17 days of February is also a new record for any month.
While the first half of February was below normal, last year, the first 15 days were over 14 degrees colder. The first 10 days saw below readings. With 3.84" of precipitation so far this month, we are now in 2nd place for the wettest February, only 2001 with 4.19" had more.
ThursdayWell its snowing again in Cincinnati area. There not sure whats gonna happen as far as school tomorrow. Typical Ohio weather. If you don't like it, give it 15 minutes it will change. Have a great day to anyone who reads my blogs
Tom
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Trying To Level Up Only 11,000 To Gohello everyone it's me tyson just trying to level up and needs your help , please rate my pics and leave photo comments,show some love i always return the favor!! thanks ,peace!!
Rantings Of Ur MomSo was at the last stop on the route the other day in Hartford. Everyone has to go in a different door now, used to go in through the garage, but some dumb bitch who wasn't supposed to be in there in the first place - she was flirting with the guys - tripped & fell & is filing a suit.
So anyways, there's a CT history museum in there I always wanted to check out, had a few minutes so I did. They have the original rampant colt from the Colt Firearms building in there, waaaay up on a pedestal. And the first thing you notice is his nuts. They're disproportionately huuuuuge!
Just cracked me the hell up...
Went back today with the camera...this is what you see when you first walk in...HELLO!
they're just as big from the other side. see?
But they have a really nice store too...kidding.
Tagged Oh YeahOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
so i been tagged freaking rad so you wanna know 10 things about me here ya go.
1. im a huge sucker for cookies and jello a way to make me happy if you make me angry just hand me a cookie or a jello and i'll love ya.
2. i hate any kind of bugs i get freaked out if i see one and i run far as possible as i can :o.
3. i get attached to people easy and yet get heart broken easy as well im very sensitive.
4. im totally in love with country boys dont know why but they manage to make me fall for them.
5. i dont bite my nails but im always biting my bottom lip lol.
6. i love making older friends in stead of making friends of my own age we
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Divorce --tips & AdviceDivorcing? 15 costly mistakes :
link:: http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/CollegeAndFamily/SuddenlySingle/Divorcing15CostlyMistakes.aspx
By divorce360.com
If you let emotions rule when your marriage breaks up, the financial fallout could last for years. These pointers can help you focus on what's best for your future.
When you're going through the pain and emotional battles of a divorce, it's easy to overlook financial issues that can hurt you long after any hard feelings have healed. Here are 15 critical financial mistakes that you can't afford during a breakup:
Becoming a financial victim. If you suspect your spouse is planning a divorce, now's the time to make copies of all important financial papers, from property and investment records to bank statements, credit card bills and tax returns. Worried that your estranged spouse may liquidate or retitle marital assets? Notify the holder in writing and get a court restraining order. Watch out for cash in joint checking
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Argentina TripOk I TRIED TO COPY MY BLOG FROM MYSPACE IT DID NOT WORK.... YOU WILL HAVE TO SEE THE PICS IN THE ARGENTINA FOLDER
Viedma/ Rio Negro
Sunrise from my hotel in Viedma Argentina.
Viedma and is the nearest CITY to the Rio Negro Wine growing region. This area is not one that was originally on my list however, when I was in Australia last year, I met a couple who had relocated here 2yrs prior, to open a winery and they had invited me to come next time I was in Argentina. This is what they picked me up in at the hotel to take me out to the vinyards.
Annette and John, moved to Rio Negro to set up a vineyard, plum orchard and walnut farm.
Every week they have 23 hours and 17 minutes to water their crops. An ingenious system of mud canals is used to water the crops. Every drop counts in this desert area where water is a valuable commodity.
This area is the southern most wine growing region in Argentina. It is on the fringes of Patagonia, They are producing some wonderful and soon
My DayWELL TODAY WAS A BUSY DAY AT WORK. I SHOULDN'T CALL IT WORK, I REALLY LOVE MY JOB. WHAT IS IT THEY SAY WHEN YOU LOVE YOUR JOB. "IF YOU LOVE THE WORK YOU DO, THEN YOU REALLY NEVER HAVE WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE" GUESS THAT IS HOW I AM FEELING TODAY.
GOT FOUR DOGS OUT OF SHELTER TODAY, THAT IS FOUR THAT WENT IN TO RESCUE. HAVE 8 ON HOLD TO LEAVE OUT. THAT IS A GREAT FEELING IN IT'S SELF. NOW TOMORROW IS FRIDAY. AND I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE OF WHAT DOGS GET ON HOLD, AND WHAT DOGS HAVE TO GO DOWN IN ORDER TO MAKE ROOM FOR OTHER DOGS TO COME IN. THAT IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ME. I DON'T REALLY LIKE HAVING TO MAKE THAT CHOICE, BUT SOME ONE HAS TO DO IT I GUESS, IT IS A PART OF MY JOB. JUST GET VERY ANGRY AT THAT CHOICE. BUT UNTIL OWNER'S OF ANIMALS REALIZE THAT A PET IS A LIFE LONG THING, THEN IT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE. ANIMALS THAT COME INTO THE SHELTER ARE AFRAID, AND ALONE. I DO MY BEST TO SEE THAT THEY ARE LOVED ON FOR WHAT EVER TIME THEY HAVE IN THERE. MOST ARE LUCKY AND GET INTO GOOD LOVI
Song Titles (blah Whoremaster)Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band........
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band
Journey
Are you male or female: When you love a WOMAN
Describe yourself: Faithfully
How do some people feel about you: Troubled Child
How do you feel about yourself: Be Good To Yourself
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:Who's Crying Now
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: OpenArms
Describe where you want to be: Wheel in the Sky
Describe what you want to be: Only The Young
Describe how you live: Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
Describe how you love: Any Way You Want It
Share a few words of wisdom: Don't Stop Believin'
Stormhow long have I
been in this storm
so overwhelmed by the ocean's shapeless form
water's getting harder to tread
with these waves crashing over my head
if I could just see you
everything will be alright
if I'd see you
the storminess will turn to light
and I will walk on water
and you will catch me if I fall
and I will get lost into your eyes
and everything will be alright
and everything will be alright
I know you didn't
bring me out here to drown
so why am I 10 feet under and upside down
barely surviving has become my purpose
cause I'm so used to living underneath the surface
if I could just see you
everything will be alright
if I see you
the storminess will turn to light
and I will walk on water
and you will catch me if I fall
and I will get lost into your eyes
and everything will be alright
and I will walk on water
you will catch me if I fall
and I will get lost into your eyes
and everything will be alright
I know everything is alright
every
BrokenThe broken clock is a comfort, it helps me sleep tonight
Maybe it can stop tomorrow from stealing all my time
I am here still waiting though i still have my doubts
I am damaged at best, like you've already figured out
I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing
With a broken heart that's still beating
In the pain is there is healing
In your name I find meaning
So I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on
I'm barely holdin' on to you
The broken locks were a warning you got inside my head
I tried my best to be guarded, I'm an open book instead
I still see your reflection inside of my eyes
That are looking for a purpose, they're still looking for life
I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing
with a broken heart that's still beating
In the pain is there is healing
In your name I find meaning
So I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on, I'm holdin' on
I'm barely holdin' on to you
I'm hangin' on another day
Just to see what you will throw my way
And I'm hangin' on to the
Whatever It TakesA strangled smile fell from your face
It kills me that I hurt you this way
The worst part is that I didn't even know
Now there's a million reasons for you to go
But if you can find a reason to stay
I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
Believe that I can change
I'll keep us together whatever it takes
She said "If we're gonna make this work
You gotta let me inside even though it hurts
Don't hide the broken parts that I need to see"
She said "Like it or not it's the way it's gotta be
You gotta love yourself if you can ever love me"
I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
And give me a break
I'll keep us together, I know you deserve much better
But remember the time I told you the way that I felt
That I'd be lost without you and never find myself
Let's hold onto each other above eve
Tender PassionNaked bodies
locked in passion’s throes,
behind closed doors,
so no one can see.
The heat of their loving,
within their embrace.
The soft and tender
murmurs that their voices make.
The passion rises,
and theirs voices adhere.
They are locked together,
two becoming one
in the heat of the passion,
which no one can feel, but them.
The steamy seductress
where loving is our fate,
now laying side by side,
arms still locked
around one another,
now that the passion is over.
Just A Laugh...9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That is okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when
From Where You AreSo far away from where you are
Standing underneath the stars
And I wish you were here
I miss the years that were erased
I miss the way the sunshine would light up your face
I miss all the little things
I never thought that they'd mean everything to me
Yeah, I miss you
And I wish you were here
I feel the beating of your heart
I see the shadows of your face
Just know that wherever you are
Yeah, I miss you
And I wish you were here
I miss the years that were erased
I miss the way the sunshine would light up your face
I miss all the little things
I never thought that they'd mean everything to me
Yeah, I miss you
And I wish you were here
So far away from where you are
These miles have torn us worlds apart
And I miss you
Yeah, I miss you
And I wish you were here
Round Ans Roundi say
pain is pleasure
and pleasure is the pain
because no matter what
the lust remains the same
combined with empty words
connected to people with no names
in this shiest society
of mind games
that targets the heart
and break us for our unforgiving mistakes
day by day
we take the hate
that others make
and create this wall
that soon will crumble down
to start a cycle of
pleasure and pain and lust
Trust,
it's a must for us to survive
before we all die
and inside i cry
because I try to stay alive
LonelinessThis loneliness has got an iron grip on my soul
I've grabbed at everything and still can't feel whole
this hunger, this lust, is insatiable
so deep it's impossible to kill
Love....Why does love have to be so difficult for me? I don't understand why is seems to be so effortless for others. I have almost decided to completely give up on it all together! I know that is not the answer, but at this point I don't know what else to do!! Does true love really exist anymore or am I just a cynic to the core?! I will stop there.. just wanted to vent for a few....
LoveIt hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance- and you find out you still care for that person. A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go. When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. Its' true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but i
SubmittingSubmitting to lust.
Passion and emotion combined to a rush.
A drug without a form.
The expression is revealing.
You are addicted and you want more.
You find a victim.
You release it.
But it’s still not gone.
It’s still there roaming around.
A disease without a sound.
A curse with a touch of heaven.
A gift who gives you pleasure.
A fulfilment with no border.
A need that is growing older.
This is a bliss from god or a burden from the devil’s dust.
This is what is given.
A dangerous word called lust.
I'm HereLove always searching, loneliness forgiving,
Looking down narrow paths searching, searching.
Wanting something old, wanting something new.
Wanting to be loved, wanting to feel lifes love.
True compassion, having passion for life.
Love is the law, love is the will, love is the way.
Lust for life and living, loneliness is a givin.
Take my hand and hang on, life is a journey
Together we will search, to the end of the world,
Pleasure and pain both shall be shared,
The burden and loneliness only half, hold my hand.
Together we will dance, together we will romance.
Turn over stones, turn over rocks, find our hearts.
Trust me, love me, lust for me now. i am here.
IfSad, slow reflect of hopeful heart,
Brings this hopeless lover closure.
As I dream of emotional start,
It is present laments that obscure.
How is it that I yearn
For something I’ve never received?
Passionate touch earn
That brings confidence short-lived.
If my blood has yet to run
In burning desire degree,
Am I capable of aged pun:
Loving-lust, not in thee.
If I am to never lust,
Then must I never know love?
Shall my heart simply rust
As the skin bleeds above?
It will be in this final hour
That my memories lie;
Tell me a story so sour
That I cannot sigh.
A Work Of Fiction?After a long time buried in a divorce and all life can throw at you.....big evil is back.
Open Ur Eyes Life Is Beautiful.my life has been a rollercoast. its had its ups and downs and the wrong guyes for me. so i'm here to basically speak my mind on some things that have been bothering me here lately.
i'm tired of people who do the poor pityful me act. i think that just because someone doesn't say hi hello hows your day every single day is due to maybe people are super busy with work, school, family. I give people too many chances. I'm in a great part of my life. I'm expecting a healthy baby at the end of aug first week of sept. of 2008. I never thought I'd be the one to settle down first and start a family out of my friends. But here I am. I've got my life straight I'm no longer that party crazy life of the party girl. I'm a married woman with a great future ahead of me.
so for all of you who are down and feel like this is the end...its not just open your eyes and look at what you have...LIFE! its a beautiful thing.
Days Like This....My mother had a saying for everything in life
Some taught happiness and some helped strife
Each year watching fireworks in our hometown
"What goes up must come down"
As I walked don't touch the lines of black
"Step on a crack, break your mother's back"
The school bully challenged a fight in the hall
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall"
The summer at camp when it only rained
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained"
Lost my track meet and complained I was beat
"Be thankful,remember the girl with no feet"
My boyfriend in high school cheated on me
"There's more fish in the sea"
I tripped and tore my prom gown made of silk"
"Don't cry over spilt milk"
I got a summer job using a broom and mop
"Idle hands are the Devil's workshop"
I had a son and he started running wild
"Spare the rod and spoil the child"
Mom has many sayings a hundred or more
Here's a few more from a mom I adore
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
"Rules are made to be br
LevelingConfident BBW In Pgh, Member of The Misfit~Angels Leveling Crew@ fubar
please everyone yes laura's back..hehe
not fully but here and confidentneeds 9096 to go to the next level can we please see if we can help get her there i have used all my 11's off ladymoose's page so now im on the home page seeing what hasn't already been rated on her page so lets go help her out please wooo hooo go go...lol
For The Ladies, Some Ways To Prevent Robbery Or Rape.Date: Feb 21, 2008 5:37 PMThru a Rapist's Eyes (Every Woman Should Read This)Body: PLEASE PLEASE READ POST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends,but I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friendshave female friends and this information is too important to misssomeone.Please pass it along .A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on whatthey look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. Theyare most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or otherhairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after awoman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for womenwhose clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissorsaround specifically to cut clothing.3) They also look for women on their cell ph
Life's LessonsTonight I was playing video games in the truck stop and I kept hearing someone making noises that sounded like they were having their own one person party. I turned to look and saw a little chubby Mexican guy playing the free machine. He was hooping it up every time that his little game character did anything, including dieing. I kind of shook my head and chuckled. That's when he noticed me laughing and decided to talk to me.
Long story short, in his broken English, he gave his life story to me over dinner. He had only recently became a citizen in the US. He worked 41 years of his adult life to be here legally. He told me of his struggles in Mexico, and the things he and his family had gone through to do things the right way. Some of the stories he told brought tears to my eyes.
To sum it all up, and not bore you to tears, the man made me take a minute to be thankful for the life I have. I think we should all meet someone like Alejandro at least once in our life just to remind us
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TruthIT ALWAYS STARTS OFF AS BEING TRUTHFUL THE ENDING UP HURTING,NO MATTER THE STUGGLE TO GET WHERE UR GOING OR THE HILLS U HAVE TO CLIMB AS LONG AS U GET THERE, BUT WHEN U DO ARE U HAPPY IS IT WHAT U EXPECTED , OR JUST THE OPPOSITE SOMETIMES IT WORKS OUT THAT WAY IN ORDER TO HAVE ONE U CANT HAVE THE OTHER AND IF U GET BOTH IN ONE THEN KEEP IT BC U WONT GET IT AGAIN AND U MIGHT JUST LOSE WHAT U WANTED IN THE FRIST PLACE IN ALL U FIND IT KEEP IT CLOSE LOVE IT CHERISH IT AND NEVER GIVE IT UP WITHOUT A FIGHT AND FIGHT LIKE HELL TO KEEP IT IT WILL PAY OFF BUT TO ANSWER IT LOVE IT TATOLLY SUCKS UNTILL U FIND THE RIGHT ONE
The Real TwilightSome of my poetry; enjoy:
scratch
she never read the National Inquirer
because she wasn't one of them
those filthy crows
all talons and shrieks.
her fingers never curled around a knife,
only a safety pin.
no cigarette burns
broken arms
or black eyes,
just a simple dotted line.
one drop of blood would let her sleep.
afterwards, she kissed the wounds
shuddering to swallow her confession,
her secret.
delicious.
**********
cancer
torn by this prison
chained by these walls
never thought love was so raw
burned by the ashes
scorched by the flame
ashes to ashes,
rose colored dust
perfection perfected
cold naked truth
you lie with deception
i crawl with disease
sick, dead and dying
the cancer is lust
*******************
soft
baby let me soften you,
to the point of disarray
all laid line by line
in chivalrys sickly glow
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In My Room AgainHere I am again.
Hiding in my room.
Alone and feeling down.
Nothing here to do.
To think of ways to get out.
Thats my only plan.
Asking friends to help out.
None do lend a hand.
In front of a computer, is how I spend my days.
Fighting jealousness of a love, I cant let fade away.
At nights I often fantasize about what I had lost.
Just to be back with her Id take any risk, no matter of the cost.
When I do snap out of it.
I sit back and sigh.
Back within my room again.
Trying not to cry.
TaggedThe rules are:
Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs.
1. Misterfeet tagged me lulz
2. I smoke... noyb what...
3. Nerds turn me on
4. My stickam and fubar profiles are logged in most of the day regardless of whethere i'm on them
5. i watched it at 5 years old and had nightmares for years
6. I tried to get away with only 5
7. I think Britney Spears is on serious drugs.
8. I'm at the same level on fubar as my age in years
9. I like dark chocolate
10. I'm glad this is ova
Tagging
1. Johnny
2. Atlas
3. Thea
4. Vaga
5. Tia
Discoveryplease read this yall.. tell me what ya think
i sit and watch my son play at the park
making new freinds not caring weather they light or dark
fat or small
skinny or tall
they dont worry bout the clothes others wear
and they dont mind to share
then i look at the adults at the park
seeing how the white seperates from the dark
wat happened to the kid in us
wheres the trust
why is it we look down on
and frown on
the under class
and why cant we even say a friendly hi when we pass
we lock ourselves away
in a world where all compassion has gone astray
we hide in our fancy cars and nice clothes
in a society where mony only makes you grow
wats wrong with the shit job with familly and friends
now its all about economy and making ends
i neva really looked at it this way before
untill i watched my son make friends in one minute at a grocery store
a black kid walked down the isle
my son walked up to him with a smile
and said wanna be friends
they shook hands and that
Drunk People LolYOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes
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SoldiersHe clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
You hug and kiss
Fake ProfileI JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERE IS A FAKE PROFILE ON HERE WITH THE NAME "HORNY JAMIE"
*~*~*~*THIS IS NOT ME*~*~*~*
WHOEVER IT IS STOLE A BUNCH OF MY PICS AND SET THIS PROFILE UP UNDER MY NAME!!
IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THIS IS....PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!
HERE IS THE LINK....... http://www.fubar.com/user/1610856
THANKS EVERYONE!!!
Babewithout a crush in my life, i wouldn't know what to do
Ftw?ok. stop hiding. if you have something to say to me, say it already. stop dancing around the topic, stop pretending, just stop. im so tired of two-faced bastards. if you wanna hang out, just ask. if you like me, say so. it doesnt mean we have to hook up. im not in the mood for playing games. we're not in high school. we're adults. so if you like me, tell me. if you dont, then stop playing me. i dont need to you to propose to me - thats the last thing on my mind. but for the last 3 years, i was led to believe my life was perfect when in the background it was falling apart. if you cant be a man and tell me how it is, then maybe you should re-evaluate what you really think. just tell the truth. end of story. think about it...
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Go show this fu-ker some love!
PoetryWhere are you when my heart is hurting and I need you near?
Why do I scream and find you act like you cannot hear?
How do I go forward without submitting to the fear?
When will your memory not cause a single tear?
Will your footprint on my soul leave or continue to remain?
Can I finish my life carrying all this unbearable pain?
Do I keep the walls and give up trying once again?
Might the sun burst through & dry up the rain?
Surely I am not the first, but do you know if I am not the last?
Is the insight only for the future & not thinking of the past?
Does my role remain nil in this play that seems so vast?
May I have some answers, for I am fading fast...
"hannah"Hannah is a very beautiful angel.Not a day goes by I don't think of her.She is on my mind every second of every minute of every hour of every day.God took her home June 8th 2007.I love my Hannah!
imikimi - Customize Your World
Why You Got DumpedAlright so lately a few people ask me what happens in my relationships to make me drop them. Well in no particular order here's the reasons why and you'll know your reason when you see it.
1. You wouldn't get a job and told me to leave when I sacrficed everything to be with you.
2. We both put in the time but were too different to make it work someone had to make the decision to leave. But you are the one who can call me anytime and I would be there for you.
3. I drank too much and didn't give you the attention you deserved.
4. You go off on crazy rants and say things you can't take back.
5. I don't know, one day you woke up and just weren't happy.
6. It was high school and you lied way too much
7. I lied way too much and you deserved alot better and looks like you got it. I'm happy for you.
8. You took advantage of a young guy who didn't know any better, but you gave me the best thing in the world
9. You are amazing we just live too far away bunny.
10. I
Hey Friends..........Hey Fu-Friends I want to thank all of u for visiting my page and doing what u do to show me love, I don't get much time to get back each and everyone of u and show my appreication but I do have a list (Courtesy of Fubar) that shows all of u that have either accepted my friend requests, or the one that requested mine, I will show love I just don't know when, lol, ok peace and to all.
Victoms ReliefI close my eyes so it will seem like a dream. So it will seem so unbelievable that there's no way it can be real. Fascenated by the scent in the air, the warmth upon my flesh. My ears ring a silent tone. A whisper of the air, repeatedly. Over and over again, seemingly never ending. Pure blissfulness entraps me. Nothing else exists in my world but the poetic moment that has me prisoner in its silky grasp. The sticky sounds of something so pure, so perfect, so unable to duplicate. Complex, yet so simple. My eyes close tighter in its grasp, and my heart races. I am a victom of this magnificence. Never wanting to leave its strong embrace. Slowly my sences become stronger, yet, I grow weaker. I crave for this to end, but still, never wanting it to stop. Quick spurts of sound escape my lungs uncontrolably. Shivering slightly from it's tourturous touch. I am in its control. Locked away from the world by this force so intence and inviting. But I long not to leave. I wish this feeling never go
Best Short Joke Of YearNominated as the world's best short joke of the year .
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied
Loisp20well just new to this site and wanted to say hello!
Night Gone Horribly Wrong!Here's something. My buddy, Chris and his girlfriend, Alexis were set to be hitched on the 27th of February. But now the wedding is called off because the bachelorette's party got way out of hand. Alexis was photographed giving the stripper a "hummer" and one of her "friends" emailed Chris the photos. Well Chris and Alexis had a huge fight last night about it and Chris called off the engagement. Today Chris decided that he wants his engagement ring back and Alexis said no. She said that since Chris called off the wedding she's entitled to keep the ring. Now I know she's right in what she said but come on, in this case, if you were Alexis would you give back the ring or keep it?
Oh, and Chris just said that if she doesnt give the ring back, he'll post the pics of her and the stripper on Fubar for all to see! lmfao
Deletin My AccountWELL MY TIME HAS COME I WILL BE DELETIN MY ACCOUNT ON SATURDAY OR SUNDAY I HAVE FOUND MY SOUL MATE AND THE LUV OF MY LIFE AND WILL BE MOVIN TO NY TO BE WITH HIM......SO I WILL NOT BE ON HERE NO MORE....THANXS TO EVERYONE I HAVE MEET ON HERE YA'LL ARE THE BEST EVA,,,,,, I WILL MISS YA'LL BUT IM NOT COMIN BACK ITZ TIME FOR ME TO LIVE MY LIFE AND BE WITH MY LUV.....THANXS AGAIN TO ALL MY FRIENDS I LUVZ YA'LL IM OUT IM GOING NOW SO FARE WELL AND GOODBYE..... LUV ALWAYZ, MEGAN AKA SEXY LIL MAMA AKA DJ SEXY BIOOTCH LATAZ!!!!!!!!!
Democrats!!!To be a Democrat:
1. You have to be against capital punishment,
but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression
and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than nuclear weapons
in the hands of Chinese and Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected
by people driving SUV's, than by documented
cyclical changes in the earth's climate.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial
but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus
is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher
who can't teach fourth graders how to read
is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
Becareful To Whom You Give Your HeartBe careful to whom you give your heart,
because when you give your heart to someone...
You are not only giving that person the right
to love you, but also the power to hurt you!!
Life Is FunnyLife is funny You end up care about someone and they just shit on you!!And they are the one who says they dont wanna be hurt, then turn around and hurt you!Fuck carin about people anymore!!!
Drop A Pebble In The WaterDrop A Pebble In The Water
Drop a pebble in the water: just a splash, and it is gone;But there's half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and on,Spreading, spreading from the center, flowing on out to the sea.and there is no way of telling where the end is going to be. Drop a pebble in the water: in a minute you forget,But there's little waves a-flowing, and there's ripples circling yet,and those little waves a-flowing to a great big wave have grown;You've disturbed a mighty river just by dropping in a stone. Drop an unkind word, or careless: in a minute it is gone;But there's half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and on.They keep spreading, spreading, spreading from the center as they go,And there is no way to stop them, once you've started them to flow. Drop an unkind word, or careless: in a minute you forget;But there's little waves a-flowing, and there's ripples circling yet,And perhaps in some sad heart a mighty wave of tears you've stirred,And disturbed a life was happy er
MomI'm sorry I've disappointed youI done the best I could,and if I had the chance to do it overyou can bet that I would.I would live the same life that I did before,althought I would love you even more.You mean more than a mother to me,you are my friend and always will be.
FriendsI hope this brings you joy and cheers,to think we have been best friends for almost years.I'm very sad you're far away,because I want to see you everyday.Just think of the good times in the past,because our memories will always last.If this poem makes you sad,just think back to all the fun times we had.It's not fair they took you away,because I miss you each and every day.
I'm Sorry My AngelsBeen sitting here kicking myself in the ass for letting things get to me that I have no control over and wanted to say I'm so sorry for the bulletins I posted earlier today I'm just so much on edge from everything I've been through these past months I've been sick and had to take a minute to let you alll know that each one of you will forever hold a place in my heart and soul that nobody can ever take from me and I will never forget all the love and compassion you have shown me through all of this hell, I got upset because of someone that means less then nothing to me that apparently has a sad life and little to do but spread lies and try to destroy the wonderful friendships I have made that nothing can ever take from me, they can steal my photos, they can say horrible things about me and I know that there are many that will believe the lies and turn against me thats the only regrets I have in all of this, but I have no way of changing that so sadly I have to accept that, but for you M
Funny CrapJust to be clear about this, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS, ALTHOUGH I WISH I DID. It is from Maddox. You can find more of his writing Here
Phrases that make my blood boil
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"? Sure, we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss me off most.
May or may not be:
Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you hi
PeopleThere is this one person on here that hacked my other account and messed it all up and even change my password and email so I cant log in. Now he is at it again. he goes by bushmaster and before he went by rayman. I have asked fubar to do something about it and nothing. Why cant people just nice and not mess with others pages.
Together ForeverI make up my mind just what to do,I look in my heart to find what's true.I just sit back and a single tear comes out of my eye,just watching, waiting, and wanting to die.What a terrible thing to do,leaving me and the children too.It hurt me the most, it tore me apartbecause I was the closest to your heart.Didn't we love you enough for you not to hurt us so,but you were oblivious to the hurting when you had to go.I will always miss your smile and you always being around,I think this thought as we lower you into the ground.I felt a presence the day you went away,I still feel that presence to this day.If I'm feeling lonely or blue,I'll look toward heaven when I need you.I wish you could be with me on the ground,but up in heaven is where you will be found.
Life Is Like The MistLife is like the mist you see just as the sun's coming up in the morning. You see everything real clear when it's close up like in the present. As you try to look beyond like into the future it gets kind of hazy, and the further you try to look the more hazy it becomes. You see the dark and light shadows, and they are almost visible, but there is still that haze that blocks total view. Then there is still the light that you see in the mist like the hope of a bright tomorrow or a bright future. Then the mist starts to let up, and you get to see a glimpse farther like getting a peek at what is yet to come. And later still the mist all gone, the sun shining a little brighter, but the mist of the future is still in your mind. As you move on in life the mist slowly rising to give you the glimpse everyone looks forward to each day of our lives.
The Vast Recesses Of My Mind...Well it's 1251 in the am here in DC and im still awake because I've no obligations today; save the Gamer's Guild meeting to attend. That is if...and ONLY if...it doesn't snow big time today which I suspect it won't.
Well school is progressing nicely. I'm all set for next quarter's classes and have begun to utilize time management very effectively i do believe. In other words....
I'm kicking myself in teh ass for dropping my flash class because I was having difficulties in the class preventing me from getting higher than a D...so I dropped it so it wouldn't affect my GPA.
On the relationship front.....I'm still single and loving it. I had a talk with Kelly about if there ever was a chance for us to get back together and she confirmed that I was right in thinking it was a fool's hope. I've no gripe. You can't win them all. And according to my good friend Dave, I've no idea how much I mean to Kelly. Let's start from the beginning..
It wa
Rip GrandpaGod where do I start.....
I am so freakin sad and depressed right now and dont know what to feel. I just lost my grandpa who was like my father cuz my father was gone my entire life. It hurts so bad all I can do is cry. I have no one to hold or comfort me or tell me everythings going to be alright. I feel so alone. Why did this have to happen to such an amazing person. I just sat there today holding his cold lifeless hand thinking about all the things in life we've been through. The memories flooded my head like a ship drowning at sea. All things in life are given to you and can be taken at any moment, Ive come to learn that. Where do I go now who do I go to when lifes taking its toll and I have no one to talk to, to listen, to care and most of all give me advice? Why does life end so quickly for those who've given their everything? God I feel like the world has come to an end....Ive lost MY BEST FRIEND :( Some how and some way I will get through this but it is going to hurt. I nev
Humor...Listen is good for a couple laughs..
The Day I Got The Ps3..does anyone have a ps3? ... i for one thought i wouldnt get one for a grip.. but pookie hooked me up with the loot to get one.. n to shorten the bill traded my 360 for it as well. i realy dont think it was a bad deal at all.. it was 200 but its worth it in the long run when the better titles come out... n if anyone who reading this n has a ps3 n would like to added as a homie online hit m e up i play shooters.. rpgs.. pretty mutch anythang besides racIng games.. cuz they suck! ANYWAY.. hit me up.. _marty
Lyrics To One Of My Favorite Songs...KEYSHIA COLE LYRICS
Love
[Verse 1]
I used to think that I wasn't fine enough
And I used to think that I wasn't wild enough
But I won't waste my time tryin' to figure, out
why you playing games, whats this all about
And I can't believe,
Your hurting me
I met your girl, what a difference
What you see in her
You aint see in me
But I guess it was all just make-believe
[Chorus]
Oh, Love
never knew what I was missing
but I knew once we started kissin'
I found......
Love
never knew what I was missin'
but I knew once we start kissin'
I found.....
[Verse 2]
Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
I'm so oo empty
my heart, my soul can't go on
Go on baby without you....
My rainy days fade away when you,
come around please tell me baby
why you go so far away
Why you go...
[Chorus]
Love......
never knew what I was missing
but I knew once we started kissin'
I found......
Love
never knew what I was missin'
but I knew once we start kissin'
I found
Sexy Ass Tattooed BbwI am proud to have my very first blog go to Synful.
She is a FINE ASS MODEL!!
I have had the pleasure of meeting her in person!
I have already joined her brand new website and this is a shout out to let you all know you should too!!!
Straight from Synful herself:
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Please join and show me the support I've been waiting for!** FIRST 5 TO JOIN THE SITE GETS A AUTOGRAPHED 8.5 x 11 GLOSSY PHOTO OF YOURS TRULY FREE!! YOU CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE PHOTO FROM THE SITE!! **Click here!www.SynfulDame.comMuch love to everyone who has been behind me on this journey.Only good things to come!!xxxo-S
A Guyok so theres this guy that i like a lot.. and he tells me that he likes me to .. we have been talkin for about 3 weeks now and im supposed to meet up with him this weekend.. well today he accused me of being some one else that he talks to on another web site because our screen names were the same and her screen name is getalife47 and mine on here is ineedalife88 i dont see the comparison at all but I hope that i didnt make him mad I dont know what i would do if he never talked to me again but i did text him and he didnt answer me back .... i dont know do yall have any suggestions???
Youre ItThe rules are:
Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs.
1. renee got me
2. Im not a foot phob
3. Im to sexy for this shirt
4. Im addicted to stickam
5. Im crazy
6. Ill turn 21 on 10/27/08
7. i want what briteny's smoking
8. i want another tatto
9. I LOVE GODIVA chocolate
10.YOU KNOW U LOVE ME
Tagging
1. Dedra
2. HELLRAISER34
3. ALAN
4. VAMPY
5. SNIPER
My First Shot At This LolMUMMS are here as far as I can tell to be entertaining, and as they are just that, some folks on here need to grow up just a little and keep their rude insulting comments to themselves. I won't mention names, but you know who you are. For everyone else who enjoys interesting conversation and a chance to express an opinion without being insulting or rude, thanks.
I Saw A PhotographI Saw a Photograph of You
I saw a photograph of you
And gazed into your eyes;
Twin gems of hazel shone at me,
Reflecting peaceful skies.
Your tresses were a scarlet crown
Befitting of a queen
With ruby lips more beautiful
Than anything I’ve seen.
I couldn’t help myself tonight
But give to you a kiss;
What happened next transported me
Into a state of bliss.
I felt you gently pressing back,
Our tongues began to dance;
We lost ourselves in passion deep
And newly found romance.
You held me tightly in your arms,
My head upon your breast;
I nursed them gently while my hands,
Through touch, my love confessed.
A longing deep inside of me
Infused me with desire
To kindle your beginning spark
Into a raging fire.
I sought your waiting nether lips
To feast upon each one
While holding hands upon your hips
Until my kiss was done.
Your fingers grasped my willing shaft;
I felt the rising heat
That surged throughout my eager loins
And begged your own to m
I Donot Understandwhy do hater hate so much. is it their lives or they hate the world that much. do they think to hate people it will make them feel better with their life.
and for the lover, they have heart and soul and sometime they mean what they said. they care alot and maybe they care to much.
but i see lot of hater and lover on here but i think their are more hater then lover.
What A Mess....So on Tuesday I was in a horrible car accident caused by a man stalled out on the highway. I got a few minor injuries. Bad. But to top it off I then I find out he has NO insurance. Worse. I would say I want to start this week over but I think I just wish I could skip over this week. Hope everyone has a better weekend.
Hey All!hey all my name is Ricky, or Pariah, i am half irish, so i love guinness, i am a chillaxed person
LifeSo, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...just type it in man!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits:
Storm Coming... Gnarls Barkley
Waking Up:
Circles... Osunlade (amazingly appropriate song!)
First Day At School:
Title + Registration... Death Cab for Cutie (whoa)
Falling In Love:
Clean... Incubus
Losing Virginity:
Convenient Parking... Modest Mouse (lmfao...)
Fight Song:
Revolution... The Beatles (pretty perfect song!)
Breaking Up:
Keep Talking... Pink Floyd
Prom:
You May Be Right... Billy Joel
Life:
Mrs. Robinson... Simon & Garfunkel (lmao!!! apparently i aspire to be a married woman who tries to get with her daughter's friends???)
Mental Breakdown:
Give me one reason...Bl
Looking For ModelsI am really into photography and have been looking for people to photograph with no luck. So, I thought I would try here. If anyone would like to pose for me, please let me know.
Erotic's WritingIt wasn't the first time it had happened. He had been left in a crib in a room above Annie Bird's Tavern again for hours crying to be held, changed, fed, and most of all loved. His hair was so blonde that it disappeared against his scalp. His eyes were a beautiful color of green now surrounded by angry redness. The eighteen month old's mother, Dorothy, was downstairs in the tavern drinking her fill in the middle of the day while his father, Kenny, was working on transmissions in a garage in town.
The mattress in the baby bed had been torn. Tufts of the inside of the mattress were spread all over the crib. His little fists were full of the cotton that he had torn out of the mattress that he had been in for so long, alone.
Dorothy wasn't taking care of him. By day she would frequent Annie Bird's Tavern, by night she was a whore at The Bordello above which she lived. It wasn't just a job anymore. It had become a way of life. Yet, she loved Kenny; or so she said. He had been created
My First Give A Way Contest!!!I know I know....I said I was taking a break for awhile....& NOW...I have entered my first Give A Way contest...UGH...lol
I am excited! I have entered a Give A Way, where I NEED 10,000 comments & 100 rates to get a VIP or 3 day blast.
The contest starts TONIGHT..Fri. 22nd @ 8pm Eastern & is running until Fri. 29th.
PLEASE! come return some of the contest love I have shown some of ya'll....it would be greatly appreciated....
While your showing me some love....check the one responsible for the Give A Way...my friend Dragonphyre..she has been soo cool...so show her some love!
PLEASE! Dont forget me....
Thanks Big BI'm not a rich man, nor have I ever been,
the only things I got in life are my family and friends,so I, pick up this pen and pad and I begin to scratch,fall in to a trance just to reminece back.
It's true I spent alot of my life tryin' to be somebody, so say your waistin' no time, but your still a nobody, YEA A NOBODY, the LIFE you LIVE is the LIFE you GIVE, so think about it!
I've seen it all from life to death, maybe that's what keeps me goin' when I feel that theres nothin' left, I know the worlds just one big mess, I ain't any better than the rest, but I'm here to pass the test!
When I go, I'm gonna go out with a bang, let the people know that I did my own thing, I might sing too a different tune but that's okay, cause when I go away I'm gonna make 'em all say-
Still I keep on movin', I keep on movin' on,
Still I keep on movin', until the feelings gone.
-big b
"alone"NOT MANY WORDS KEPT AS ONE PERSON SPEAKS THROUGH THE PHONE
AND DAILY YOU WILL ALWAYS CHECK TO HEAR A CERTAIN VOICE AND TONE.
ALWAYS LOOKING FIND SOMETHING AROUND AND ABOUT, LLIKE A HEADACH, THAT POUNDS LEAVING YOU RELAXING ON A STRANGERS COUCH
GUESSING AND WONDERING ABOUT THAT WORD CALLED LOVE. AFRAID AND CONFUSED NOT KNOWING HOW THINGS REALLY SHOULD BE, AS ONES EMOTIONS STARTS TO BECOME AS COLD AND WEAK
WHAT CAN THIS BE! THAT THING THAT CAN EXPRESS A HUMANS DEEPEST GROWNS.. EVEN THOUGH WITH PEOPLE STILL AROUND YOU, YOU STILL CAN FEEL
ALONE..
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