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If I...
IF I..... IF I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME? IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED YOU FOREVER WOULD YOU WANT THE SAME? IF I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WOULD YOU RUN IT ON ME? IF I CRIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WOULD YOU WIPE MY TEAR'S AWAY? IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR ALL? IF I TOLD YOU THAT I AM AS REAL AS IT GET'S WOULD YOU QUESTION IT? IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU MAKE ME THE MOST HAPPEST PERSON WOULD YOU SMILE FOR THAT? IF I GRAB YOUR HAND WOULD YOU HOLD MY HAND BACK? IF I KISSED YOU WOULD YOU KISS ME BACK? **ALL THESE THINGS I WHAT MAKES ME THE PERSON THAT I AM AND EITHER YOU CAN TAKE ME THE WAY I AM OR DON'T TAKE ME AT ALL...I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TO MUCH PAIN CAUSED BY GETTING INTO RELATIONSHIP THAT TURN OUT BAD AND CAN NEVER SEEM TO MEET THAT RIGHT PERSON AND IF I DO HE IS NOT ON THE ISLAND AND THAT IS THE PART THAT SUCK BAD**
The Name's Amber Bitches!
Hello Everyone, this is my random "About Me" blog that is inspired by my friend Nicole. First of all, My name is Amber. I go by Amber- on Fubar by either Amber or PinUp or Passion. I love my job- I'm a dental assistant which means I specialize in oral =D I love Trans Ams... and I eventually will have one again someday. I love vintage 50's era things [including pin ups] and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis. I also like watersports... I just wish I was better at them... like wakeboarding. I don't go out enough. And I don't see anything wrong with it and I'm proud of it so I'm gonna say it- I love sex. I'm the girl that will fuck night and day it doesn't matter what's going on I'll bang. I just love me some good sex. Whether its "making love" or a good "screw" or a good old fashion "fuck" fest I'm totally down. And yes, I've had a threesome or two. Not bi- just know how to have a good time. Hey, you can't expect to get pleased if u can't please anyone else ;) Back on track here: I have one sib
Lounge The Cannon Lounge
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Show Some Love
show some love buy a drink, rate, add and leave some comments people
Allen Oklahoma The Worst Place To Live
Allen Oklahoma has got to be The worst place to live in oklahoma or any other state for that matter,it is a town that is racially discriminatory(the population is majority whiter with a few native indians)any other race is treated like dirt ,harrassed by city officials and law enforcement until they move out of allen. Allen has absolutely no recreational or fitness centers (most the population is either overweight or close to it)allen also has no bars, movie theatres, bowling alleys ,the only video rental is inside the one mom and pop grocery store(which does not have many common items)the law enforcement in the town is substandard and many times not accredited by the state as law enforcement (they use their badge for harrassment or to solicit sexual favours from females in exchange for looking the other way or just not writing a ticket they deserve)the city council makes ordinances to make it difficult for anyone to live and own a business in allen(new ordinance :there are no semi
My Mind Is A Tool
My Mind Is The Tool ..> This muscle between my legs is good for fertilizing your eggs, but it will never make or break our love affair. Although it gives you great pleasure, and those moments I do treasure, it will never be the main way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, that sex is just an act, and love is never anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, when I say my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, it may even last long, but never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, when you say all the other misters, never took you there, but it ain't my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, but first and foremost, I love to keep it real - you know this to be true. Although our physical acts, bring you the ultimate climax, my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. Wondrous emotion in a mixed up lov
Calendar Contest
This is a contest for the Fubar's Flaming Hottie's & we need your help. This is a rate contest (comments are welcomed). Jeanne Marie needs help choosing a top 12 for a calendar she will be making. COULD YOU PLEASE RATE ~DREAM~ & ~BRATT~'s PHOTO, ~DREAM~ ^^^^^CLICK ME^^^^^ ~BRATT~ ^^^^^CLICK ME^^^^^ You need to F/A/R the owner of the Hotties, Jeanne Marie in order to vote Click pic here 'JEANNE MARIE' RGMTRʎ ~*FLAMING HOTTIE*~CLUB F.A.R ~OWNER OF FLAMING HOTTIES THE CONTEST WILL START MONDAY MAY 5TH 3PM EASTERN TO MONDAY MAY 19TH 3PM EASTERN
I Am Bored
Do you Beleive? Well I truly dont want to think were the only planet in the whole galaxy that has a Life! And with all the incounters, its kinda spooky! I would rather beleive theres something out there, But I dont want to think they abduct People or do horrible things! But what do I know, aceppt for I am bored! lol
Application For Date
How many of you have been out there in the dating scene? All of us right! How many have gone out on those dates where it just went terribly wrong, or your date turned out to be some freak,stalker,mass murderer, or just was a cross dresser that liked the same sex. not that there is anything wrong with any of these. To each their own. How nice would it be to pre-screen your soon to be dates with an application. with all the information that would be on a normal job application. social security numbers, last the addresses, full name, referances, so on and so on etc. I think it would be great!! do a full background check on these prospective dates..just to make sure you will be safe for the night. giving you a piece of mind...not only that, if anything was to happen..you would have all the info. on that person and well. you could use this to your advantage. So since I have talked about this great idea to have an Application for date. I will make one. I will accept these application
Tat
Im looking to get a tat in a month or so and I know I want some kind of dolphin with my god daughters name involved now I cant draw so I am hoping someone can draw me something my god daughters name is ava please comment on this if you have ideas or drawing you can share thanks
Poem
My Mind Is The Tool ..> This muscle between my legs is good for fertilizing your eggs, but it will never make or break our love affair. Although it gives you great pleasure, and those moments I do treasure, it will never be the main way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, that sex is just an act, and love is never anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, when I say my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, it may even last long, but never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, when you say all the other misters, never took you there, but it ain't my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, but first and foremost, I love to keep it real - you know this to be true. Although our physical acts, bring you the ultimate climax, my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. Wondrous emotion in a mixed up lov
Fallen Friends
IN 2006 55 Law Enforcement officers where killed due to criminal actions. 80 Law Enforcement officers where accidentally killed. ( CAR CRASHES, HIT BY CARS, EST) IN 2007 186 OFFICERS WHERE KILLED NATIONWIDE AS OF DEC. 26 AND WAS THE DEADLIEST YEAR FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS. AS SOME OF YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN A POLICE OFFICER FOR JUST OVER 4 YEARS NOW. NEXT WEEK IS NATIONAL LAW ENFORCEMENT WEEK AND OFFICERS FOR ACROSS THE NATION WILL COME TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO REMEMBER THOSE THAT ARE NO LONGER WITH US. THIS YEAR I AM TAKING PART IN A 200 MILE BIKE RIDE OVER THREE DAYS TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE FAMILIES FOR FALLEN OFFICERS STARTING SATURDAY MORNING I WILL START MY LONG RIDE IN THE MEMORY OF THE OFFICER THAT HAVE GIVEN THERE LIVES TO MAKE OUR STREETS SAFE. BY THE TIME I REACH D.C. AT LEAST ONE OFFICER WILL HAVE DIED IN THE LINE OF DUTY. ON AVERAGE AT LEAST ONE OFFICER WILL BE KILLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY EVERY OTHER DAY. I JUST ASK THAT YOU KEEP THAT IN MIND NEX
Apology
It was just brought to my attention that I had myself posted as a male, I did not realize that and I was not trying to decieve anyone. I am most definatly a woman and have changed my status to reflect such. If anyone was confused by my mistake and my not taking more time to look my profile over, I truely do apoligize.
Another Senseless Death!
Published Tuesday May 6, 2008 Missing Atlantic, Iowa, man found dead along highway BY KEVIN COLE AND SUSAN SZALEWSKI WORLD-HERALD STAFF WRITERS A body found in a culvert Monday has been identified as a missing 26-year-old Atlantic, Iowa, man, a family member confirmed. Justin Eugene Hoeck, 26, of Atlantic was reported missing Saturday by his fiancee, Cassie Weeks. Authorities said they can account for his whereabouts up to 3 or 4 a.m. Saturday, when he was at an Atlantic residence. Hoeck was a stay-at-home father for his daughters, ages 5 and 1. His talents as a cook helped him in that role, said his grandfather, Wilbert Hoeck of Atlantic. The younger Hoeck was an avid fisherman. He graduated from Atlantic High School in 2001 and worked in construction before a disability kept him from working, Hoeck said. "He was pretty happy-go-lucky," his grandfather said. "He had a good attitude, and we'll miss him." Authorities are investigating, and an autopsy will be perf
New Photos
HEY DOLLFACE!!!! i finally posted some new photos. my hubby got click crazy the other day and snapped a few of me. the other 1 w/ my kid sis was taken today. i still can't believe she colored her beautiful natural blond hair. but hey she look sexi as a burnette. i guess she finally came to the understand of big sis's reasoning. burnettes ALWAYS have more fun!
A Message To My Hater
Someone had just made a new profile the name is devil::eyes...just to let you all know that is not me...it is my pic...someone pretending to be me..this is the only profile i have..please do not add... what do we say.... HATERS WELCOME !!! AGAIN THAT NAME DEVIL::EYES IS NOT ME ITS SOMEONE OUT TO GET ME.... AND TO MY HATER I AM SO SORRY YOU CANNOT BE LIKE ME..THERE IS AND ONLY WILL BE ONE OF ME SO QUIT TRYING GET A LIFE AND MOVE ALONG WITH YOUR SORRY LOW LIFE SELF ...I AM SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO PUT ME IN THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ONCE AGAIN..BUT THIS IS TO INFORM ALL OF MY FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE JUST FAKE...AGAIN YOU WILL NEVER BE ME...EVER.... HUGS AND KISSES TO MY FRIENDS..... He is always changing the name if you enter devil eyes, stephanie courtland angel eyes the other one will come up...all my pics but is not me..
Need To Be Rated More And Added To More Friends
what up im deric i need more points so come rate me to get me up there
Alone
untitled.. I feel so alone without a shoulder to cry on I fell like everybody turn their backs on me But yet I want to be free and take these chains off me Can someone reach out and hand for me to grab And stop this hurting of me being so sad I feel so alone with no one to hold and to talk too For life seems so unfair to me and all I want is to be Happy and Free So i don't have to face the world alone..
Shorty
I had every thang until i lost it all,i know life isnt so post to be pefect.i wish i could go back and chang thangs like it used to be,but i cant.
I Am Lost
I AM LOST... I am lost without you here I don't know what to do All i think about is you until my head start's to hurt and inside start's to cry I keep telling mself how lucky I am To have someone so special and true And yet i don't want nobody but you If i ever lost you i'd be lost, My eorld ,My heart i don't think that I could love again So i am still lost without you here and my heart cries for you to hold you near But no matter near or far i will always love you always and forever..
I Am Proud!
I have been trying to better myself and have gone back to college! That's a big step for me being a mom of three. I tried once before right after high school but I quit like an idiot for reasons I'm not going to get into. But I wanted to share with every body my good grades! I made an A & a B this semester! One of those courses was part of my acedimic probation but what does it matter? I made a freaking A! I made an A on my humanities exam but passed the course with a B. I'm happy for myself and have found a new since of pride knowing that after 6years being out of high school and 3 kids later I make better grades than when I was in high school!
Love...pfft!
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into
~ The Hormone Guide ~
~ The Hormone Guide ~ The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! ~DANGEROUS: *SAFER: **SAFEST: ***ULTRA SAFE : ~What's for dinner? *Can I help you with dinner? **Where would you like to go for dinner? ***Here, have some wine. ~Are you wearing that? *Wow, you sure look good in brown! **WOW! Look at you! ***Here, have some wine ~What are you so worked up about? *Could we be overreacting? **Here's my paycheck. ***Here, have some wine. ~Should you be eating that? *You know, there are a lot of apples left. **Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ***Here, have some wine. ~What did you DO all day? *I hope you didn't over-do it today. **I've always lov
Metal Baby's And Sweetangels Club F.a.r. Team
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80's Hung
Your 80s Hunk Is Jason Bateman Who's Your 80s Hunk?
This Is How It Is
I logged on today to see I've been called a liar...Just because theres this one female that is really into me...but just because I talk to her doesn't make me ANYONES bf....I belive you can have stronge feeling for someone by talking to them on here or over the phone but you can be in love with someone untill you meet them in person....just because 2 people get along online or over the phone doesn't mean theyd get along in person..I mean if and trust me...love is a feeling that has to devolped over time and probilly longer than a week or 2....I came out here to fun and meet new people and make new friends and see what happens from there....am I looking for the right one ?, yes...but when i find her i wanna take my time and get to know her and not feel smuddered... Im sorry I have hurt anyone feelings with this but this is the way it is
"naughty Application"
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PE
Why Do I
why do these tears fall down my face why do i wish for ur warm embrase why do i still feel the firey love why do i have this lost turtle dove why can't i hate you why can't i run what am I holding onto when its all said and done. By: Elizabeth Pennington
Frustration.........
In the last couple of weeks, I have been going through so much in my own life and online life, and I'm gonna pull my hair out I swear.... If I have offended you somehow that you are now ignoring me, guess what...this is my new stance....IT'S THE EFFIN INTERNET, GET OVER IT! If I have said something to you that you didn't like, well then I can't/won't appologize for that because I am the type of person that I don't take crap from people and I say what I think. SOOOooo if you don't like that...the kindly REMOVE yourself from my friends list. I don't have time for this imature high school BS which is just what it is. I am here on Fubar to HAVE FUN...not see who is the most popular, or to find some guy to tell me I'm pretty beautiful whatever...I don't believe that anyway..... The fact of the matter is that if you can have fun, and make some NEW FRIENDS then what are you doing here? I swear this confuses me at times. I can be a point whore when I want to be, and I try to help
Life Is Beautiful
You cant quit until you try You cant live until you die You cant learn to tell the truth Until you learn to lie You cant breathe until you choke You gotta laugh when youre the joke Theres nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? I know some things that you dont Ive done things that you wont Theres nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home I was waiting for my hearse What came next was so much worse It took a funeral to make me feel alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful.
Doctor Of Demonics
whats up bitches lmfao. yo im new at this site so i wanted to put up my first blog up so yeah any who lately ive been wondering around dayton to find no hot ass chicks around i mean im a horny as 19 yr old guy man and most of theese chicks now or day or either tooken or they got something and its like what the fuck moment. so i chcked out this site hopeing i find somthing but yeah im a sexy beast so i should get some maybe but i dunno im kinky as fuck so i hope that helps out but you can only do so much. mini poem the pleasure as i feel her rubbing down my chest feeling the her cold hands down my pants it gives my the chills and makes me want to bite her neck as i look into her eyes raming my toung down her mouth she wants more begging and pleading for the pain as i bite harder sucking on her neck it makes her go crazy. The sick thoughts going threw out heads is like no other so she sticks her hand down my pants and as i go down her chest useing ice in my
Hurting
Do men really think with their brains or with the thing in their pants.. My conclusion is the thing in their pants and its totally not fair.. I see girls everyday throw them selves at men that they think they can trust they fall in love and what happens men either break up with them because they found a bar whore or they think they are so big and bad and they dont want to feel any emotion.. Just wish there was more men out there that actually admire love and having the great butterfly feeling in their belly when they see or talk to the on ethey love.. But lately it just seems that the thing in their pants just wants one thing and leaves.. anyone got a comment fot this?????
Random Ramblings
Really do have more fun :) I am sitting here trying to figure out how the h**l to use this site, with bleach on my hair... so far I have found the blogs... lol thats it... Im new here, so drop me a line or add me as a friend....
Admission To Heaven
Three men, stand before St.Peter awaiting admission into heaven, however St. Peter has been informed that heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St. Peter takes each of the three men aside and in turn, askes them about how they died. First man: I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me, I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running, my wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but I couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The Last place I Looked was out on the balcony. I found the guy hanging from the edge, trying to get back in, so I started jumping up and down on his heads and he yelled but he didnt fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty five floors screamming in agony. But the fall didnt k

Okay, I'm trying to understand things in this fucked up world but every time I think I've got something figured out, things get changed. I never really realized how conceited this fucking world could be. A world where what you look like matters more than what type of person you are. Honestly, you can look sexy as hell but you might as well be a stuck up snob. Which is how most good looking people think. (That just may be my opinion, but most of them I've met are like that.) You have to be thin, you have to be blonde, blah blah blah. Things can't always be that way, and people need to wake up and smell the coffee. I never thought of myself as beautiful, but I thought of myself as an awesome person. People I guess dont want that in someone. But honestly, I dont really care anymore. I'm happy to be who I am, and if people dont like that oh well, they're missing out on something that is really great. I may not be a model, but what I lack in looks I definitely make up for in personality. Ju
Calendar Playmate
DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN? WELL YOU DO NOW! BOO BOO IS THE CALENDAR PLAYMATE FOR THE MONTH OF MAY! This month was very hard for me to decide on who I thought was worthy to be This Months Calendar Playmate. Boo Boo is The Founder of The Shadow Leveling Family! One I am Proud To Be Apart Of. Boo Boo works really hard at making sure that all who need to be leveled is leveled. And helps out where ever is needed on Fubarland. And very rarely seldom asks for help in Return. That Alone Is Why I choose BOO BOO For The Calendar Playmate for May! So If You Haven't Stopped By And ...Fanned, Rated, or Added Boo Boo to your list.... Then Start Now! She is Totally Awesome and I have Tremendous Respect for this LiL' Boooo BooBoo Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar I keep a eye out for those that are just too helpful and shows being a TRU-FU..Its getting harder for me to choose. WHO WILL BE JUNE'S CALENDAR PLAYMATE? Could It Be You? THIS
A Friend
A friend is someone that is there for you when you need them. If you are down they are there to help you back up. If you have a problem they will listen and help you work though it. A friend is not afraid to tell you what you need to hear versus what you want to hear. A friend will help you and not expect anything in return. A friend is willing to forgive you for your mistakes. A true Friend is worth more than any physical possession. Friendship is the most precious treasure anyone can give you. If you have a friend you are truly wealthy. So treasure them more closely that all the gold in the world, because in the end your friends are what makes life truly worth living. If we would all take this to heart the world would be a better place. To my Best Friend ( my wife ) and the fellas you make my world a better place.
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Graduation Party!
ok....I am going to my college graduation in 3 hours. I am freakin nervous! LOL I hope everyone wishes me luck...I am gonna need it! I just know I am going to fall off the stage! lmao Oh,,,for all my local buds, my graduation party will be on May 17th (tomorrow) at CW's in Vincennes IN. I will be there around 9:30pm Indiana time. I hope everyone has a great weekend!!!! Michelle
For The Newbies
WELCOME TO FUBAR! What you need to do is upload some pictures! The more pictures you have the more points! Until you are a level (1), all you can do is rate profiles and pictures. So right now, upload pictures. Then what you can do is rate people's profiles and do friend requests. You ONLY rate people 10 (or 11 if VIP). NEVER rate any profile or picture under a 10. To view people's pictures, you click on their profile picture. It will take you to their folders. I have some folders that people can't see unless they are my friend. So you need to be sure to rate the profile and send a friend request. When you become level (1), you need to rate the profiles, FAN them, and send a friend request. Some people will not accept friend requests unless you say something in the friend request so keep that in mind. Some people do not accept friend requests unless you have a salute photo. A salute photo is a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your fubar name and id number on it
Let The Beatings Begin
THIS IS NOT SO MUCH A BLOG AS IT IS A RANT.... I was asked the other day if I was voting for Barack Obama and my answer was "I have not decided who I was voting for". I was then asked.."Wasn't I going to vote for him to help support MY black people"? I said "Just because he is black does not make him the best candidate, nor should anyone assume that I would vote for anyone because of their color or sexual gender". I was then called a "racist against my own people and should be ashamed of myself". 1st of fucking all I will support anyone that I feel is the better person ALTHOUGH THEY ALL SUCK ASS IF YOU ASK ME.. Our government are fascist criminals and we are only going to go deeper into debt and deeper into government rule. Our rights have slipped so far into nothingness all the while they are more concerned with that fate of other countries while our own is becoming a third world nation. Yes, we need control to stop crimes against humanity and yes we need to help those who ca
Advice Please
well this should be a granddaddy of a first blog...here goes I met the most beautiful and sexiest women ever playing darts for a friend of mine one night and it got to be a regular deal me playing with them on sunday nights.We quickly became friends and we talked about alot of things over the course of 5 months.she is divorced with three children but damn i tell ya she looks more 22 than 42. Finally we exchanged numbers but we never really talked on the phone just texted one another from time to time.She had a business trip to Florida so i wrote her a letter so that it would be at her house when she got home i just told her how i felt about her. But then things got stupid i would call after a night of drinking but of course she wouldnt answer...eventually she sent me a text telling me that all the texts and calls where freaking her out..and i havent seen or talked to her in a month BUT i would love to at least say i am sorry cause the last thing i wanted to do was to freak her out...
Funny Stuff
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T
Dear Dad
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T
Sorry
Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you
Gas In Bed
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and >I'll pray for you. > This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. >The only friction in there >marriage was the husband's habit of farting >loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and >the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every >morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was >making her sick. > He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She >told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow >his guts out. > The years went by and he continued to rip them out! > Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for >dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where >she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the >spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and >went upstairs wh
Coming To Terms
>Went I was a little girl I knew that something was different with myself. i thought it was just being a weird kid and going thought what kids usually go thought, but when I got a little older I started drawing pentacle for no good reason. Plus when my grandma die I was about nine or ten I knew that she was going to die about week before. Then I just went through life like normal then I married, about year into my marriage I started to research the idea of wiccan and witchcraft the description of it sounded like me every bit of it. So I started to follow it i love it then my husband at the time said that it was him or wicca. So I gave it up until he died, then I started to get back into wiccan, and I was like I finally came home I felt at peace and free, I told all my family and my co-worker (came out of the broom closet) i now wear my out proudly and everywhere. I found out that I am a physical empathy, so I am finally myself at the age of 40. Peaceful and free
Intro
Hello fubar friends... I'm a 39 yr old male who has 2 great teenage kids.. I am very computer literate and also love to chat and make new friends.. I make friends easily and am true to heart. Give me a shout and introduce yourself.
Mere Words.. For My Best Friend
MERE WORDS.... I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and sooth
Only You
With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of those things bother you. You've restored my faith in people and proved that there is a thing called true friendship.
Divorce
I need a good woman psycho's liars and cheats need not apply. OK so this is my bitch, WTF do I have a please fuck me over sing on my forehead? All I want is to meet a good woman who I can enjoy spending time with who isn't already in a relationship. Is that so hard. If there are any good women out there I would love to hear your opinions tell me are there any left or what is wrong with me.
Bdsm Dictionary
- [ A a ] - # 69:Slang for mutual oral stimulation by two individuals. # A Spot:An erogenous zone located in the anus near the prostate. # Ablutophilia:A paraphilia where an individual is unusually sexually excited by baths or showers. # Abuse:To cause physical or psychological harm. # Acquaintance Rape : Forced sexual intercourse by someone familiar to the victim. # Acrophilia : Sexual arousal from being in high places. # Adelphogamy: A marriage in which brothers share their wives. # Adult : An individual who is considered an adult, particularly by law. # Adult Entertainment : Sexually explicit or graphic material designed to be viewed by adults. # Adult Novelties : Synonym for adult toys. # Adult Toy : A device (like a vibrator or dildo) that is designed to increase sexual pleasure. # Adult Toy Cleaner : A special cleaning solution, usually with antibacterial properties, that is used to clean sex toys. # Adulterer : A person who commits adultery. # Adultery : A voluntar
Aply In Person Lol
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PE
10 Things
ok this isw how this works. if you want to do it you have to put ten things that most people dont know about you. 1.) im 6"4' and 215 ibs 2.) i use to be a Millitary cop in the NAVY 3.) im scared to fight people some one always gets hurt 4.) i love games that has cars, guns, or sports 5.) i like any type of music but country 6.) i love working on computers i fix them or tell people over net how to fix them 7.)im a rely sweet guy that is just misjudged all the time 8.) i have two dogs, two water turles, ns one rat 9.) i currntly like a girl dont know if she knows it are not 10.) i have a told of less then 20 frinds
Courage To Heal
I need to find the courage to heal I've been through so much I have over come so much I need peace of mind I need to find the courage to heal Please point me in the right direction wait I need to do that I'm trying to find the courage to heal Please be there for me because finding the courage to heal is so difficult Help me through this for I can find the courage to heal Alls I ask for is a friend Someone to hold me when I need it Someone to talk to when I need to talk Someones shoulder to cry on when I need to cry Someone to laugh with when I need to laugh Please help me through this for I am on my way to finding the courage to Heal
Symbiosis
True friendship knows its own intrinsic bound, The pinnacle a covenant unfound. Perchance cerebral spirits meet Fulfilling thoughts and dreams in kind, To render yearning minds replete Thence wending on with arms in bind, Mere touch supplanting idle prate No greater trust than hands entwined. Enamored passions proffer sate As ardent raptured hearts unite In sumptuous repast of fate. With surety of love in sight, Two souls shall only then enjoin In confluence of shared delight. That perfect niche, a bond without excess Yields ever symbiotic synthesis.
Things
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Random Musings V2.0
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*sin Wagon*
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Super Hero Status!
*ATTENTION* FUBAR AS WE KNOW IT IS IN TERRIBLE DANGER!! WONDER WOMAN NEEDS ALL SUPER HEROS TO REPORT TO ACTION! WE WILL NEED TO TEAM UP AGAINST THE EVIL THAT THREATS OUR VERY FU-LIFE STYLE. ADD RATE AND FAN ALL THE SUPER FU'S BELOW AND YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. TELL THEM WONDER WOMAN IS READY TO ATTACK!! WONDER_WOMAN_♥S_HER_OWNER_CHUCKIIBOO@ fubar THIS TRAIN WILL BE STICKIED ALL WEEK JOIN NOW AND JUST MAYBE WE WILL ALL SURVIVE! **hckb**@ fubar ~MASTER~Owned by Wonder Woman@ fubar ஐRogerLee ஐ@ fubar ~~~FU-DADDY~@ fubar cutterbum
Nin
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Big Asses
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Auction
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Poetry Contest!
Dear Poet, Do you have a passion fro writing poetry? Do you feel that your poem is worth the ten thousand dollar prize? Then I urge you to follow this link and start your way to winning ten thousand dollars. Sincerely, Charlotte McFarland Poetry Ambassador
Want A Bling Pack???
I have 2 bling packs I'm going to auction off...I'm trying to get the spotlight in the worst way...If you're interested leave your bid on here and I will let this run until 6 pm tomorrow May 8th fubar time...Starting bid is 300K fubucks...Thank you for your help in this...
Alone
life without you at first was dark, my soul so quiet like a single swing at a childless park, my inner self still clutched in your heart waiting to release me as if afraid to be apart only hurting me more being dragged by your string no longer will i hold on time to let myself free so as i fade into the distance that park begins to fill im now not alone although that single swing remains still.
I'm Back
What's up people I'm finally back on the site so give me a little time to get it together but in the meantime show some luv and i will do the same in return.................. The Faceless Man
Rant
Ask anyone, most of them will tell you I am a people person. Miss Mary Freaking Sunshine. That is until, yes until, someone phucks with someone in my family or one of my friends. Someone did that today. My best friend, my sister, the one chick in this entire world that always has my back no matter what. She is an angel and the best friend any gal could ask for. She is having some trouble lately, so she posted a mumm, some nasty, evil, mean heifer decided to take out her own issues with low self esteem on my friend. I hope you read this. Girl and I use that term loosely, because I am not even sure you have a heart. Take your vileness somewhere else and LAY OFF my friend. I am sorry that you hate yourself so much that you want to spell your wickedness all over someone that does not deserve it. Treat yourself to the beauty treatments that you so unkindly offered my friend and take a deep look inside yourself. Get yourself a new attitude because it sounds like to me you desperately
Here In My Room
This party is old and uninviting Participants all in black and white. You enter in full blown Technicolor Nothing is the same after tonight. If the world were to fall apart In a fiction-worthy wind I wouldn't change a thing now that you're here Your love is a verb Here in my room. Your love is a verb Here in my room. You enter and close the door behind you Now show me the world as seen from the stars. If only the lights would dim a little, I'm wary of eyes upon my scars If the world were to fall apart In a fiction-worthy wind I wouldn't change a thing now that you're here Your love is a verb Here in my room Your love is a verb Here in my room. Pink tractor beam into your incision Head spinning as free as Dervishes whirl I came here expecting next to nothing So thank you for being "that" kind of girl. Kind of girl that...( Kind of girl
Empty Inside
So on monday the 5th was the hardest day of my life. I had to say goodbye to my husband for the third time bec he went to Iraq. The first day of him leaving so stressful and didn't think I could get through it. Just looking at my kids especially because they are going to miss him too so now im gonna be mommy and daddy. Been there done that before though. It was really hard for him with our youngest because he is going to miss everything about her. I am so use to this but it doesn't get any easier really. It does get easy sometimes bec like I know what im gonna do without him being here bec I have gone through this before. I know how to handle myself without him here. The hardest part is him missing out on the kids and the cuddling with him. Its ok though because I know I am strong and I can get through this. I have a lot of great friends now up here in NY and his family is only an hour south of us. Its nice to have all these friends and family but there still not him. Without him i
About Me.
Who am i? I'm very complecated. I don't under stand myself sometimes. The other times i do. There is no reason why anybody. Is alowed to know who i am. It is something that i only know. Whel i'll tell about me in here. My name is Adem Sungur. I'm a 50% 50% blood. Half turkish. Half dutch. About me: I can't keep my emotions under control at al. When my body wants me to cry i cry. I can insure you i don't cry at al. If i do it wil be for 1,5 sec. I can smile but am i really happy? No i am only happy for that min. Am i sad? Don't know. Don't know that feeling. Am i in love? Who knows i don't. Do i ever get mad? No i can't get mad. I did try but it won't happen... I can get very pissed if i need to. Why can't i get people close to me? Because i learned my self to work on my own learn on my own live on my own. What do you know of your mind? Not much really. If you dream what are those dreams about? I don't know. I forget straight away.
Big Contest
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN CONTEST FOR THE MOST LOVEABLE!!! Do you think you are the most loveable? This contest will have 1st, 2nd and 3rd place prizes. Want a Happy Hour 1st one to 65k comments wins one Want a 30 day blast or 3 month VIP 2nd one to 65k comments wins one Want a 7 day blast and bling pack or 1 month VIP and bling pack 3rd one to 30k comments wins one. COMMENTS COUNT 1, RATES COUNT AS 5 COMMENTS The contest will open Saturday May 10 at 10am pst, noon cst and will run til Saturday June 7 10am pst, noon cst. If you want to enter send me a private message not a shout with a link to the picture you want to use asap. 50k fubucks to repost and sticky This auction is brought to you by inkman876 aka rick FU SLAVE TO (ENCHANED MISTRESS PJ COUNTRY)@ fubar
I Am Leaving.....
Well all good things must come to an end. I will be leaving fubar for awhile, to pursue my dream. So to all my friends, family and fans lift the glasses high and pound one for me. To all of those who want to stay in touch you can reach me on yahoo at dodgetruckparking, drop me aline anytime.
Cam Shows
I am a 44 year old mother/grandmother who also takes care of my 84 year old mother... So my Vibe in life is never boring! lol ! ....I LOVE doing my Webcasting Shows it's an awsome hobby and because of my strong personality you can't help but Feel My Vibe as I discuss the Topics Of The Day and You and I can share Our Out~Look on Things in Our daily Vibe in Life! My FEEL THE VIBE SHOW is about ALL OF US !! So.....Rejuvenate Your Mind With The Dimensions of Your Vibe! COME GET YOUR VIBE ON ! Whether you want to ~ Get on Cam ~ Call In ~ or ~ Chat In The Room... I Invite You to Come Check Out My FEEL THE VIBE SHOW ! Come Say Hi ! Because....LIFE IS BETTER WHEN WE VIBE TOGETHER !! FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MY WEBCAST SHOWS AND... IF YOU WANT TO GET MORE PERSONAL WITH ME THEN GO TO MY WEBSITE.... www.SunlightVibe.com
Kermit's Response To 2 Girls, One Cup
Daddy Doms
Daddy Doms Daddy/little girl does not refer to the ages, real or pretend, of the participants. Nor does it imply closet desires. In my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy little girl. It is a feeling that I revel in, it is the safest place I have ever been, and it allows me the freedom to be all that I am without fear of reprisals. Daddy Dom is a feeling, an environment that two people have created. A Daddy Dom is so named because of the qualities he possesses and the service he provides. So, what are these qualities? What is a Daddy Dom? A Daddy
Double Standard Loitering
I walked into a Speedway gas station to get a pack of smokes. There were 2 cops standing at the counter, and talking to the cashier. I guess they knew her. The cops looked back at me, stepped to the side, and one said to me...go ahead we're just loitering. I looked at the 2 cops and said...well loitering is illegal isn't it? :D They told me thanks for the laugh as I walked out.
Ok Lets Do This Fu-bee's
OK HERES THE DEAL NATURAL WITCH IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND IN NEED OF FU-BUCKS SHE IS STILL TRYING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT AND IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IF WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR HER.... ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW OF YOUR BUCKS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN SHE IS SUCH A SWEET FRIEND TO HAVE ... CAN WE PLEASE HELP HER REACH HER GOAL OF GETTING SPOTLIGHT WE CAN DO THIS BY SENDING BUCKS OR RATES COMMENTS AND THING TO GIVE HER POINTS WILL HELP HER BUCKS ADD UP SO PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE . HERE IS HER LINK LETS SHOW THE LOVE ~Natural_Witch~ *Club F.A.R.*@ fubar This message brought to you by the one and only Tsisquoga @ Cherokee God Mama Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.@ @ fubar (repost of original by ' Cherokee God Mama Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.' on '2008-05-07 18:35:29') (repost of original by ' Make me be good!' on '2008-05-07 19:34:15')
I've Moved
Hey all fubarians and/or fuheads. What's shakin'? I have moved from my former housing in St. Louis, MI to sunny Spring Lake. Yes I now live 10 minutes from the beach and I'm loving it lol. Since this is my first blog I guess I should give out my yahoo messenger ID so if people wanna chat with me they can. Here it is: Mitch_Piotrowski2@yahoo.com. See ya!
Naivety
you meet someone on line and you think, wow that person is nice, you im them for awhile and then you are talking on the phone. they say everything that you want to hear, know all that you desire. they give you this nice little nickname that when you hear it it makes you smile. then one day you meet them, already half in love, then you look into their eyes and you know that you are beyond help. they treat you so nicely, act as if they really care. and when you separate from each other after spending time you feel as though you are drifting on air...eagerly you await word from them, surely they care? so finally you break down and call them and you feel as though you are only bothering them. as the days pass by you hear less and less, the conversation isn't hardly there, and finally you see someone else where you used to be on their page, so when you become upset and ask them about it they blow up on you and quit talking to you completely, only to reappear out of nowhere just a few days l
The Silent Encounter
The Silent Encounter. Written by : Louise Depot She had never met this man anywhere before in person, yet she was so intrigued by this man. She became familiar with him through a chat room, online. They chatted on a nightly basis for several months and even became cyber intamate. Although she knew this man was married but seperated, she just could not help herself with this man Each time they would chat, she grew more and more intrigued by him. She wanted to know more and more about him. He seemed so lost in a world of his own. She wanted to save him from all the pain and sorrow he was going through with the seperation of him and his wife. She wanted to make a difference in his life.She chatted with a few men online and yet there were none that could even come close to touching her the way this man did. He made her feel somthing she had never felt about herself before. She was afraid of the feelings that were growing inside and even feeling silly for having these feelings.
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I Need Members
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Tonight I Can Write
Tonight I can write Tonight I can write the saddest lines Write, for example "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance." The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, Sometimes she loves me too Through nights like this one I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endlesssky She loved me.. Sometimes I loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight I can write the saddest lines to think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her To hear the immense night, still more immense without her, And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is starry and she is not with me This is all, in the distance someone is singing in the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. My sight tries to find her as though to bring her closer my heart l
Sometimes I Just Need You
Sometimez when I'm alone I Cry. Cause I am on my own. The tearz I cry are bitter and warm. They flow with life but take no form. I Cry because my heart is torn. I find it difficult to carry on. I would cry amoung my treasured friend. but who you know that stops that long. to help another carry on. The world moves fast. and it would rather pass by. Then to stop and see whut makez one Cry. so painful and sad. And sometimez... I Cry and no One carez about Why..
Easy Rider
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~~keeper Of The Gate~~
Welcome to my world! Where the darkness is alive and many dangers come for those that do not belong.. Becareful my new friends don't tread where you sholdn't be. ~Wicked Giggles~
Personal Safety
The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. ~Erica I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along . A group of rapi
My Life
well so far i finaly got my new apartment its been a month now since i have it for the most part everything is going great iam trying to get into school and finaly found someone willing to teach me how to drive the reason why i never drive before its becuse i dont no how to all becuse i have a very bad temper and it got me in all kinds of problem but i dont have to worry abount that so thats one thing down on my what to do list the next is looking for work not really sure on what i want to do probly go into beta testing i can make anywhere from 50 to 80 a hour doing it in my own home so iam thinking of doing that it be another good thing so i can watch out for my cat stretch he likes to nock over the trach can you think i never feed him the way he eats lol anyways my roomate is somewhat helpful more now since we moved and as for my grandmother she lives with my dad and his gf so its just me mostly here and iam fucking bored out of my head you no i thought liveing by my self
My Owner Kicks Your Owners Butt!
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This Could Save Your Life ! Please Read And Repost !
The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives ~Erica Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts : 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are mos
Songs I Wrote
This song was written by me for how my BF feels about me and how he feels when he is with me. Mind you this is only my interpretation though. Enjoy. Written By Lora A. (chourus) My evil intent of wicked desires, rage on in my mind. Taking me to dreams, of the lustful kind. Take me to heaven, show me the way. One night with you, makes me want to stay. (verse 1) I get lost in your eyes, wanna give love another try. I don't know what it is, that makes me feel like this. Every waking moment all about you, my queen you know just what to do. The stars in the sky do not compare, to the shining gleam in your hair. The lips of my angel never say no, hold me close and never let me go. (repeat chourus) (verse 2) I'm falling so fast, and having such a blast. Rage on in my heart with wicked desire, my angel's eyes fill me with deepest fire. In all the world I could never find, love as rich as yours and mine. Never wanna leave your side, searching again to
The Seeker's Vault
Well, hello all! I'm starting my new blog up and just getting settled into things on this site. Hope all are well and eager to see whats going to be posted up soon. I'll have to think about the direction I want to take this blog. Toodles, Kiznick
Read This
=== 'Squirter Kayla: Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club ~Club F.A.R~PLEASE RATE PAGE & BLOG, TU' wrote the following at '2008-05-08 00:58:05'.. > > > > (***Added by Kayla: This is a repost of a bulletin - Send me a message if you would like me to send you the code for this bully so you can blog and repost it) > > The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. > ~Erica > > > I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! > > > The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. >
Life
There is no such thing as a good person or a bad person. There are choices and actions that lead us in different directions, and it is through those choices and actions that we create our realities. Sometimes we choose or do something that takes us in the opposite direction of the reality we want to create for ourselves. When we do this, we feel baduneasy, unhappy, unsure. We might go so far as to label ourselves "bad" when a situation like this arises. Instead of labeling ourselves, though, we could simply acknowledge that we made a choice that lead us down a particular path, and then let it go, forgiving ourselves and preparing for our next opportunity to choose, and act, in ways that support our best intentions. Many of us experienced childhoods in which the words good and bad were used as weapons to control usyou were good if you did what you were told and bad if you didnt. This kind of discipline undermines a persons ability to find their own moral center and to trust and
Mothers Day
sunday is mother's day remember your mother this sunday because everyone of us on this sight has a mother. if any of your friends or fans are mothers show them alittle extra fulove this sunday. if you think about it you would not be viewing this blog if it were not for your mother. they do not get the credit they deserve in this world. so everyone this sunday remember your mother. mother's day should be 365 days a year not just this sunday.
Anotha Fu-king Hata
hey!! frenchtwist!! thanks for the "4"
Moving Day
As those who already know,and to those who don't Sandy and I are moving house shortly...so please dont worry if we dont get back to you as the meyhem will begin,as we are packing and stuff as we go. Many thanks...
Would You
Would you still give anything for just one touch? Would you still give anything for just one kiss? Would you still give anything for just one breathe? Would you still give anything for just one moment to be one?.......................................................................................................................................................................................................... I WOULD!!
Made For Me
Thank you hun i love it!!!
Mega Bacon Whopper
Check This Out.... 60 Pieces of Bacony Goodness
Day From Hell
Wow what a day...I got a call from Zachs school at 2:30pm. The nurse told me that Zachs wheel chair hit a ditch while outside at recess, and fell over with zach in it... The nurse said Zach looks fine but is very worried wants me to come get him, so I did. Once at school Zach said hes in a great deal of pain and wanted to go to the ER. So I took him. Wow he fractured his upper arm. His first real broken bone. And they couldnt even put a cast on it because of the location...He was more upset that he couldnt have a cast for his friends to sign... Next story...8pm the same night...Zach starts vomiting....It continues, so we have to take him back to the ER...he couldnt stop getting sick...they did numerous test....and xrays and ct head scan to make sure he didnt hit his head when he fell...They had to eventually give him an IV in his arm and meds to help him stop getting sick....OMG what a trooper my Zach is, Im so proud of him....At 5am we finally left the ER and are home now ....Ho
Why It's So Hard For The Rest Of You
As a woman there are certain advantages to this site. None that come to mind at this moment, but still...you know what I mean. On the other hand, there are just stupid daily encounters that make me wish otherwise. For example, I was minding my own Fu-business when this guy stumbles into my shoutbox. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent) Idiot: are you just a great pair of legs? (Ok, let's stop here. Who asks this? Is it just me or is that just dumb and rude? It's like an assbackwards compliment.) Me: yes. Idiot: there is no face to you Me: i'm still waiting for the bandages to come off from my extreme makeover. Idiot: ok i see so you had to change your looks Me: yeah....well after my reassignment surgery i wanted to be more feminine Idiot: you are a man from the start Me: why, are you into guys or do you just wanna see my new v@g? Idiot: i am the guy not the ones i talk with on here Me: Oh. :| For the record, I was born a woman and still am. Yet,
Best Irish Joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said' Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the in night! He went home and told his wife Mary' I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.' She said' Aye did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said' Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.' 'Oh that is very nice indeed John!' Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said' John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary.' She said' Aye he told me and I was a bit surprised myself. You know he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell a sleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
Wow You Would Not Believe This At All It's Crazy Easy (repost)
She desperately needs your pic rate in her contest they count as 10 Points, so If you can just drop by and give her what she needs! Even if all you can do is have a quick moment and just rate that 1 rate, or 1 comment, that would be awesome?? :D ~*C-MON NOW WE CAN DO THIS FOR HER*~ ~*She Promises to Luv Ya Long Tyme. HE~HE*~ "AND IF AT ALL POSSIBLE CAN YOU REPOST THIS MY FRIENDS PLEASE" ~*THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE YOU ALL RAWK*~ And just to sweeten the deal, Private message her after you leave that rate, and I she will send ya a Kiss! *HE*HE* ;) ~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~ She is presently in the lead so lets do this for her just that simple thing would make her have a Huge *Smile* Points will be tallied as: 10 points for rates and 2 points for every comment. The one with the most points wins. 1st Place-$500,000 FUBUCKS. 2nd Pla
Fellas!
I appreciate the thought, but I do not want to view your meat in the meat counter, there is ONE exception though, If your name is Cubby!
Busy Time :-)
As a lot of you know me and Porl have been offered a house, it came as a huge surprise and boiled down to me residing in the same village the house is in for 20 years - they call it a strong connection. Before all this happened we had booked a long over due holiday which we are all excited about ... but .. this means not only are we packing the house up but we are also packing our holiday cases cause its a matter of move and fly lol! ... we like chaos ... NOT lol !!! We may not be about as much as usual ... so please bear with us .. we arent ignoring you we're probably in a large box - sounds kinky doesnt it? lol! we are still here and still feel the fu love ... :-) We will be in chaos from now - 12th June, but that doesnt mean we wont drop in from time to time when we can :-) Thanks for your understanding :-) Love Sandy xxx
About Me..
It has been a long time since i have written a blog so here goes. I am a 33 (almost 34) year old mother of 2 beautiful children who are my life. I am a simple and humble woman. I am not one of those bitches who is fishing for compliments or thinks my shit dont stink..so to speak. I absolutely love to have a good time out with my girlfriends shaking my ass and getting a little tipsy but dont abuse the privelage. I am a hairstylist of 13 years so style and fashion is important to me. Italian food is my favorite and i absolutely LOVE to cook. I have a Hungarian background so everything is good home cookin, lol. My favorite alcoholic beverage is captain morgan spiced rum and coke aka cap n coke...hehe, I also love a good glass of wine (and lets see Sangrias and Pom Martinis) I dont eat a lot of junk food but Mike n Ikes are my weakness....keep them away. My interests are very random...hangin with my kids, watching a good movie (action, drama, comedy...any kind really) shaking my ass to my
Dopey And The Pope
Dopey and the other six dwarves went on a trip to the Vatican to meet the Pope. When the Pope arrives to greet them, Dopey sidles upto him and says "Excuse me, your holyness. Do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The pope ponders this and then replys "You know what Dopey, I don't believe there are." Dopey looks at him and shuffles from foot to foot uncomfortably. "Well, do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope again thinks for a while, but still says "No Dopey, I dont think there are." Dopey starts to look uneasy so he asks in desperation "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of the world?" The pope looks him in the eye and replys "No Dopey there isn't! Why are you so consurned with this issue?" Shamefaced Dopey points to the other dwaves that are huddled in the corner, laughing and chanting "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
Helping Friends
butterflyluv@ fubarSweetestTemptations@ fubar It takes so much time to level up. So today I came up with an idea to help them and myself. Fan me, rate me, add me then go to my friends and do it for them.
It's Not Easy
I became a single mother for the first time when I was 16 years old. I thought it was hard then, but I still lived at home so I had my parents support. I finished high school and even started college. Not many single mothers can say that. Those who have read my blogs recently know that I lost my firstborn son when he was 4 years old. I then became a wife and mother again in 2002. All women I know never say "When I grow up, I want to be a single mother." Yet, in 2007, I became a single mother again due to a divorce. I have to admit it is much harder being a single mother now. Most men, including my ex, swear that I have it made cause I get "child support"...well that is the farthest from the truth. i get money here and there when he can afford to but it's not constant. I am all about sacrifice for my children and that is what I have been doing for the past month. I must say I am being tested hard by the man upstairs and last night was my breaking point. It hurts when you can't feed your
That's What Happens
WELL, YOU THING SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GAIN HIS TRUST BACK WITH ME, THEN YOU FIND A SEPERATE MYSPACE PAGE WHERE HE IS SEEING HIS EX BEHIND MY BACK I THINK I'M ABOUT READY TO BECOME A FULL BLOWN LESBIAN, BUT PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, MALE OR FEMALE CAN HURT JUST US JUST AS BAD... BYE BYE MYSPACE AND CRAIG CAN ONLY DREAM OF WHAT HE THREW AWAY... YAY, SINGLE AGAIN!!!! GOODY BYE LOSER AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD SHIT... LEAVE ME LUV TODAY, K? I NEED IT
Poems
my heart is your and without you i am lost, lost in a world that don't see who i am with out you lost in time that seems to never end, my heart is your and without you i am lost lost inside me heart cause the pain is unbearable, lost in loneliness cause you are gone if you could see how lost i am without you,how my heart aches for you smile ,your laughter ,you touch and you love and to know you are truly my heart you have my heart and i am lost without you
Untitled 2
Nothing, but confusion in my head, soldering on, many things to tackle, feeling lost, considering what you have said, thus, can not talk nor think, Sitting lonely at my desk, a place no longer I want to be, wondering what on earth, is so wrong with me, in vain did I search for a solution, finding anything, but a link, tell me what to do, so as not my hopes will sink, Cannot understand, you, missing by my side, through the mist I peer, searching far and wide, try to comprehend what's going through your mind, feeling helpless, listless, somehow getting blind, Yet vivid are all the memories of moments, funny, precious, exciting, sometimes a little bit sad, much had happened the last few months, even at you, I had been mad, but all the drawbacks given, many a time pure happiness I felt, Unable to push away, the thoughts of your tender touch, for you I long, sometimes less sometimes much, your hands soft like a breeze, anything, but
The Letter
The Letter I dont know if your pushing me away, Or pulling me closer, I dont know where I stand, I dont know what you want from me, Or if you care at all. Your words lash out and hurt, Then lovingly draw me in, I dont know what you want from me, Do you want this to end? Just come out and tell me, What it is you want. I cant read minds, I dont know where I stand, Are you pushing me away, Or are you going to let me in, I wish I could say, How much I care for you, But I dont know how, So here is what Ill do. Ill write you a letter, Saying what Ive been through, Day after day, Always thinking of you. I dont see you much, But when I do it makes me cry, So Ill write to you, Without a lie. Ill say that I love you, The first line that I write, So you instantly know, At your first sight. Ill say that I dream, Ill say that I fly, And without you, I would probably cry, Ill say that I smile, As I write you the note, Ill say that I
The Nuts (i Stole It From A Friend Hehe)
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside thecemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standin
Zomg!
I got me a Jewhawk today. Now I feel more badass than before. You best recognize the hammer!
Mothers
i think we should all be grateful of our mothers because you don't know what its like to live with out them for as long as i did which is 17yrs now and i still miss her every minute of the day so i hope that every one will cherish them on mothers day.
Name Change
Thanks to all who voted for name change , even if it was a negative , at least I know what not to put, and or what to put!!
Poem
This Strawberry is what this one see's This strawberry is forever A fervent destiny for this one shall bare For whom this one speaks of is of the strawberry that lingers. For this ones forbidden fruit, is called love. For this strawberry makes this one sorry, to love, but still this one won't ever regret it. This one knows that strawberry wants to be loved but this one love is not been seen nor been heard of. This strawberry passion. Would never understand this love. Theres nothing this one can say or do, but play the game. Nor nothing this one can save from this game, but by being the one, true inside. of this fervent love. For this one still tries to grab that bit of love. Forever and ever. while lingering for love. for that strawberry is this ones love.
Hello Fu-world
I left Fubar and was a level 23....let's get me back up there.... Oh how I've missed the Fu!
My Oldest
MY OLDEST BABY WILL BE 13YRS. OLD THIS MONTH. SHE IS A PAIN IN THE BUTT ALREADY. THINKS SHE IS 21 ALSO. MAKING MY LIFE HECTIC.
My New Improved Bully, Lol
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Auction Faqs
my fee for an auction is 20k fu bucks up front and 10% of any fubucks offered by the winner. what you get is colorfull animated posts like this and custom animated graphics for your auction poster.
Boys Is Nasty.....
well if u were 2 ask my neice kaitlyn 2 tell u all about boys her response would be.....BOYS IS NASTY.....ive taught her that ever since she could talk..an its true...yeah iam kinda a freak an love 2 get kinky but who ever says they dont is prolly liein lol but at the same time iam not really lookin 4 anything other than 2 make some new friends have fun an a good laugh an so on... so i dont wanna get serious with anyone in that way, yeah iam always open 2 the possiability of findin that special person but not lookin so dont be pushy bout wantin more than just friendship...ive already made some really good friends on here an u all know who u r..kisses by the way...an i want 2 keep makin new friends to but i really dont have time for peoples stupid bs. it justs pisses me off an makes the bitch cum out lol so lets just all have a good time an have fun...
Fubar Auction
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1466345&albumid=1004567&i=1914838783 come bid on me
Just Looking Around
Just looking around @ fubar.com. Still "freshmeat" God I haven't been called that for, well let's just say awhile now. LOL. I'm also just surfin the net, seeing if I can find anything new to add to my computer.
To All The Mom's On Fubar
Mothers Day Glitter Graphics - DazzleJunction.com
Best Friend Quotes
BEST FRIEND QUOTES True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my best friend." Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life." "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." "If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend." "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them." "Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere." "Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart." "Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher
Tradition In Belgium To Send Lily Of The Valley
TRADITION IN BELGIUM TO SEND LILY OF THE VALLEY IT IS ALSO MY BIRTH FLOWER.:D I WAS BORN MAY 21 1957 As it is tradition in Belgium on May 1st I send you lily of the valley to wish you good luck every day of the year. GOT THIS IN A EMAIL FROM A VERY DEAR & LOVING FRIEND..
~ Moments In Life ~
~ MOMENTS IN LIFE ~ There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us... Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile... Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do... May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy... The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the
young Love
YOUNG LOVE A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marrythe little girl across the street The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand That's a serious step," he said.. "Have you thought it out completely?" Yes," his young son answered.. We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers... It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark!" How about transportation?" the father asked "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered The boy had an answer to every question the father raised Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know" "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied "We're not going to have babies.. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" (Look at the expression on the "other" litt
Guess What???
ohhhhhhhhhhh, I'm a cracker I'm a cracker I'm a crackerrr I'm a cracker I'm a cracker I'm a crackerrrrrrrrr I'm a cracker yes a cracker and I ain't gettin blacker I'm a cracker I'm a cracker I'm a crackerrrr
wedding Ring Finger
WEDDING RING FINGER WEDDING RING FINGER EVER WONDERED WHY WEDDING RINGS SHOULD BE ON YOUR FOURTH FINGER AND NOWHERE ELSE? READ AND TRY THIS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese The thumb represents your Parents.. The second (index) finger represents your Siblings.. The middle finger represents you.. The fourth (ring) finger represents your Life Partner.. The last (little) finger represents your children.. First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together,back to back.. Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip.. (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents).. They will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you soone
Nuts
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by
Rose Meanings
1 ROSE - Love at first sight / Exceptional love all concentrated on you. 2 ROSES - Unity & Mutual Feelings / Two of us deeply in love. 3 ROSES - I Love You !!!/ I love you. 7 ROSES - Im infatuated with You !!!/ I want to be yours. 9 ROSES - Together As Long as We Live !!! / Love each other eternally. 10 ROSES - Youre Perfect !!! 11 ROSES - You are my Treasured one !! / You are the one I love most in my life. 12 ROSES - Be my Steady / Satisfactory union and mutual affinity. 13 ROSES - Forever Friends !!! / Secret admirer. 15 ROSES - Im really sorry !! 20 ROSES - Im sincere towards You!!! 21 ROSES - Im Committed to You !!! 24 ROSES - Remember fondly every moment (24 hours cannot forget you). 33 ROSES - Saying "I love you" with PROFOUND LOVE 36 ROSES - Ill remember our Romantic Moments / Feeling romantic attachment because you came to me. 40 ROSES - My love is genuine !!! 44 ROSES - Constant unchangeable pledge. 50 ROSES - This is Regretless Love.
Blue Roses
Blue roses will blossom in the snow, before I ever let you go, Blue roses will grow up to the sky, before I ever make you cry Blue rose given to a woman, Considered sacred from a heart of silent souls, Words spoken, silence was a bond created; Her boldness spurred from a single blue rose; Sacred blue rose hidden, Burns emotions once stirred, Rose blurred by a insecure woman, Lured by his love, now held for him ,from his words of his poems; Silent bond of love fell upon her, Words retrieved from his poem, Fond of what was told; Close to her heart she held what was inside, untold, A token of all she felt, For a man that gave a blue rose and a poem; Tokens of love now broken, Love once spoken with true meaning for a rose, Lost was the closeness so tenderly rendered, driven by a blue rose once given, No memory of what he molded from his heart and soul, Love that slurred emotions of desires within, Love that came from what holds to a blue rose, Hi
Butterfly
As I wandered through those fenced in fields among those flowers, you're almost concealed I wrap my fingers carefully around you don't know I'm there, I didn't make a sound No matter how soft I am, I bruise your light wings not knowing the damage, a song I sing Caged in my grip, you start to worry you start to cry and your vision gets blurry You don't know where you're flying now wings can only fly as my grip will allow Starting to realize you were meant to fly your spirit slowly starts to die If only you'd known I was on my way you'd have turned around and flown away If only your screams I could hear those fences never would have disappeared But I watched you go with only a sigh you're long gone now, My Butterfly
A Marine's 'twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any Id seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. Id heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom Id just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face t
So Beautiful
You are more beautiful than anything Ive ever seen, But that is not the only reason Im so keen. You have a beautiful personality, It has its own originally. You have the most beautiful deep green eyes, They are beautiful because they have no disguise. You have beautiful, luscious lips, Even better when they eclipse. You have a beautiful soft face, So beautiful, I would never replace. You have a beautiful touch, So beautiful, I want it so much. You have a beautiful kiss, So beautiful, I would never, ever want to miss. I think this is a becoming a beautiful love, The kind only sent from above. These are reasons you are such a beautiful friend, I hope we will be together til the very end.
Your Mother Is Always With You.
Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well, she's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion........... happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow.....and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space....... not even death! PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS AN
Dumb Docs
OK GUYS, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME ABOUT MY HEALTH LATELY. THIS PAST WEDNESDAY (MAY 7TH) I GOT TO GO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN I WENT TO THE NEUROLOGIST. WELL THE VISIT WENT WELL TILL THE END OF IT. I FOUND OUT THAT ALL MY TESTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE, AND THAT THE DOC SAID IT WAS PSUDEO-SEIZURES, AND THAT IT WAS STRESS RELATED. NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS VERY PISSED OFF. HOW COULD A QUACK LIKE HIM SAY THAT ABOUT ME. I HAVE 5 WITNESSES THAT SAY OTHERWISE. SO HE IS SENDING ME TO A SHRINK FOR MY DEPRESSION. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG WITH MY HEALTH...LOL I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT EVERY ONE ON MY MOMS SIDE HAS BI-POLAR AND SO DOES MY SISTER, MY MOM, BUT NOT MY DAD AND IF THE SHRINK SEES THAT I HAVE MANIC DEPRESSION WHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYIN BIPOLAR TOO, THEN THINGS WILL LOOK UP FOR ME, PLUS IM GOIN TO GET A SECOND OPINION ON WHAT THE NEUROLOGIST SAID. SO I WILL KEEP YOU IN TOUCH. ^5 3333333333333/44444444444444 TO MY DBC FAMILY
White Rose
White Rose In the storm Stands the white rose tumultuous waves of destruction abound her Yet tall is the white rose strong in the face Of the sensed doom around her And she does not bow down Pure is the white rose In the compost earth growing eternal strength in the nights that so hurt I see not the white rose She is so far away But I long to protect her But only the words can I say So I send her my words And my poets heart To help her when there is hope to see her through Be Strong little flower Your heart will guide true And as long as you want I will always talk to you
Birthday Blessings
Birthday Blessings Instead of counting candles, Or tallying the years, Contemplate your blessings, As your birthday nears. Consider special people Who love you, and who care, And others who've enriched your life Just by being there. Think about the memories Passing years can never mar, Experiences great and small That have made you who you are. Another year is a happy gift, So cut your cake, and say, "Instead of counting birthdays, I count blessings every day!" Happy Birthday to you my sweet friend. LOVE ROSE XOXO
Love Is....
Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
Happy Mothers Day
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beginning Today
BEGINNING TODAY Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday, It is in the past and the past will never change, Only I can change by choosing to do so Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow, Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it, But I cannot make the most of tomorrow without first making the most of today Beginning today I will look in the mirror and I will see a person worthy of my respect and admiration, This capable person looking back at me is someone I enjoy spending time with and someone I would like to get to know better Beginning today I will cherish each moment of my life, I value this gift bestowed upon me in this world and I will unselfishly share this gift with others, I will use this gift to enhance the lives of others Beginning today I will take a moment to step off the beaten path and to revel in the mysteries I enc
Poem For Katy...angel
In my eyes she was an angel... No matter where she goes she's watching over me... There's no other friend who could take her place... She's the only angel to guide me on my way and to brighten my day... When I need an uplifting thought, her hand will be there to hold or hug... My angel will sit with me for awhile... She's the only one who could make me smile... She's a friend that comes from an unknown source... And soon make me feel complete once more... She's there to encourage and to guide me... She's an angel who will always stay beside me... She kissed my tears away when I was sad... I wasn't feeling quite myself today... My day had been so bad... i felt warmth brush by me that quickly dried my tears... A gentle, kind, and loving touch... That seemed to hold me near... Immediately, I felt so much better... And the day seemed so much brighter too... I guess that's just the way I feel when my guardian angel comforts me...
Nobody But You
If I could have one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Forever You Will Stay
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
My Love For You
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.
Life
Even If you don't like it you have to do things you don't want to everyday because if you don't you will never make it...
Many Reasons Why I Need To Go Thru W/this Divorce
I need to get this out here..tomorrow is going to be a big day for me at my lawyer's office. We are trying to tie up the loose ends so we can proceed on with my divorce. This has been a long time coming but I am the point where I just want this done. So to help remind me, I am going to write down all the bogus shit my husband has put me thru during our 7 yrs of marriage. 1. He has told me on several occassions that he is not physically attracted to me. He has wanted me to get a tummy tuck and boob job and was willing to fork over 10k to make it happen. 2. He has continued to let his family belittle me, trash me and run me into the ground. They had said things like on a scale of 1-10, I rated a 3, just recently they commented that I moved up to a 4. 3. There was time during my pregnancy I was unable to have sex due to it being painful or me being really sick. He threatned to cut off the cable,internet, and my cell phone if I didnt give him sex or a blowjob. His exact word
Smile
Smile, It makes people wonder what you are up to...
***special Events***
Alrighty, we had a BLAST in Arlington, Texas in April! See my three folders of party pictures!!! Our SECOND Fubar party will be in Tulsa, Oklahoma scheduled for Saturday, July 19th. We're scouting for the perfect club or casino even. So far going: ~ Barb ~ Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~@ fubar ~Bev ~ tarnishedhalo@ fubar ~ Deb ~ from TX ~ ~Blueroses~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar ~ Mel ~ from TN ~ TrainWreck*Club FAR Greeter*Sarge's Bad Girl@ fubar ~ Amber ~ from Texas ~ Sexy Green Eyes@ fubar ~ Nikki ~ from TX is working on going ~ ^sin^-Enforcer@ Flirtationsfu gf 2 sexy sheilafu owned by texassean&emt380&dj iizzii@ fubar ~ Shari ~ from Texas ~ ♥ Brown Eyed Girl ♥
Goodbye Everyone!
The drama never ends and once again I have become tired of the BullShit! So, I bid all farewell. I hope you all have a wonderful life and your dreams come true. To all the fake people and those who bring drama, go fuck yourself and I hope your pussy grows together. The rest of you...my friends Big Bear Hugs! ~Charlie~
5-8-08
Well I am tired of rainy weather. I cannot wait for it to clear out for sunshine! Today was filled with donating double red (2 pints of blood) and getting an oil change. Hopefully it will be the last one until December or close to it. Due to high gas prices I strongly doubt if I will be going on any type of vacation. TTFN!
Wisdom
When one is as one should be all life offers come to thee. Seeking treasure of the self is the Raven's form of wealth. To be at ease inside your skin makes you one with Raven's kin. Wealth that flows from up above streams to the Center; to your love. For love becomes the circle round and all that binds shall be unbound and through the seeds of life you sow so shall blessed fortune flow. For dance on clouds and fill a nest, 'tis yourself that first be blest. The Raven knows your secret heart and that's the wealth he will impart. So, chant the chant and spread the seeds. Raven shall provide your needs......
Never Forget Some Of Our True Heroes
Single Parenthood
I don't understand all the chaos that shows up when someone mentions a single parent question. So I will start out this way: Definitions: parent Audio Help /ˈpɛərənt, ˈpr-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pair-uhnt, par-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun 1. a father or a mother. 2. an ancestor, precursor, or progenitor. 3. a source, origin, or cause. 4. a protector or guardian. 5. Biology. any organism that produces or generates another. 6. Physics. the first nuclide in a radioactive series. adjective 7. being the original source: a parent organization. 8. Biology. pertaining to an organism, cell, or complex molecular structure that generates or produces another: parent cell; parent DNA. verb (used with object) 9. to be or act as parent of: to parent children with both love and discipline. single Audio Help /ˈsɪŋgəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[s
Baby Drevaughn Leo
I had DreVaughn Leo on May 5th, 2008 at 5:52pm He weighted 6lbs 12.2oz and 19inches long. Look in my photoes Baby DreVaughn Leo
Healing Burma: Getting Relief To Myanmar
Dear friends, Burma has been devastated by a cycloneand by the military junta's failure to help its people cope. Help raise relief funds for distribution by Burma's monks: CLICK TO DONATE! In the wake of a massive cyclone, tens of thousands of Burmese are dead. More than 40,000 are missing. A million are homeless. But what's happening in Burma is not just a natural disasterit's also a catastrophe of bad leadership. Burma's brutal and corrupt military junta failed to warn the people, failed to evacuate any areas, and suppressed freedom of communication so that Burmese people didn't know the storm was coming when the rest of the world did. Now the government is failing to respond to the disaster and obstructing international aid organizations. Humanitarian relief is urgently needed, but Burma's government could easily delay, divert or misuse any aid. Today the International Burmese Monks Organization, including many leaders of the democracy protests last fall, launche
Blowjobs
Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr
Redneck Leveling Crew
HEY FU-TOWN THERE'S A NEW LEVELING CREW AND THERE CALLED THE REDNECK LEVELING CREW AND THEY WANT YOU!!! DON'T U JUST HATE IT PEEPS WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO LEVELING AND NO ONE REALLY TO HELP YOU??? COME JOIN A CREW THAT HELPS YOU WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT COME JOIN THE REDNECK LEVELING CREW!!!! CLICK ON THE LINK AND READ ARE HOME PAGE BEFORE JOINING Redneck Leveling Crew Homepage(Read profile before adding us)@ fubar THEN CONTACT DJ CHIEF OR DJ SMOKIE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN JOINING ARE GREAT CREW!!!! DJ CHIEF OWNER OF HILLBILLY LOUNGE/FOUNDER OF REDNECK LEVELING CREW/OWNED BY ROSIE@ fubar DJ Smokie Co-Owner@Hillbilly Lounge&Redneck Leveling Crew&{Pain N Punishment}Fu Hubby To Toxic/Member Of Cuffed Angels/DJ@Copperheads
Blingy This
Everybody Loves Blings and Giveaways are getting old..........SO! What I think needs to happen is have a good old fashioned "BOMBING CONTEST". You Know The one's where you bring who you can and hope you brought enough. With Just 1 Little Twist! 3 Bling Packs Are The Prize Here is how it's going to work example(with 10 contestants,the 1st 5 contestants to reach 5,000 comments must contact me and proceed no further until I have time to close the folder screen shot and reopen the contest.The remaining contestants will receive fubucks x10 for the comments the have.example(1000 comments = 10,000 fubucks) The 2nd round contestants upon reopening the folder will start BOMBING all over again to reach the goal of another 5,000 comments that will = 10,000.At that point the 1st 3out of the final 5 to reach A total of 10,000 comments will be entered into the final round and the 1st one to complete the final 5,000 comments = 15,000 total wins! A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... If Y
The Cop And The Little Girl
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little Girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a Safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a Reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa The Dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
2am...just Breath
this song has stuck in my mind all day.. having had many a sleepless night with so many conflicting emotions with in myself, between my heart and my head... Lady victoria reminded me that we all take breathing for granted..and we forget to stop...and BREATH deep cleansing breaths to let our hearts and minds and spirits calm down and be renewed again... i hope my friends enjoy the way i see things and i hope i help u all in my own little way. HUGS ANNA NALICK LYRICS "Breathe (2 AM)" 2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your
My Pain
Who feels my pain? Only one, the one they say feels nothing The one they say uses "mind control". Who feels my sorrow? He does, the one they call cruel, the one they fear and do not understand I tell you this, He knows me more than society, More than family, friends Without having met or spoken to me. I know he understands, He has undergone real anguish, He truly feels my pain.
Hh Contest Entrants All Get...
Well since I ended the Happy Hour contest early I have decided that all who entered the contest will get either a 7 day blast or a month VIP for their time and efforts. So ladies who entered my contest please contact me and let me know which one you want. I will not do them all at the same time but I will get to you in the order I am contacted and over the next two months all will get their prize! Also I will be hostine an auction with entry fee of 10,000 fu bucks soon so look for my blog about that and I will also have a bully about the auction. Thanks to everyone for being so understanding about the contest.
T.d.r. Wanna Join?
CURRENT MEMBERS OF T.D.R. WANNA JOIN? IF SO PRIVATE MESSAGE DJ "E"LLUSION "E" LLUSION FOUNDER OF (T.D.R.)@ fubar ♥ Monique Show luv i show luv!!@ fubar ☆HΣLLIℜΣ☆@ fubar Blaze Infamous@ fubar Red-_-Shaolin-_-XX (I just dont give a fk)@ fubar BIGDADDY@ fubar kttlz~' tlkr~Gr' ߥgrl~rftl @~Mt' Ll MEMBER OF(T.D.R.)@ fubar lonestar~ownerof metalmania-wolves of wicca family MEMBER OF(T.D.R.)@ fubar viperw666 (Im back and ready to raise some hell)MEMBER OF(T.D.R.)@ fubar
Lounges
to all my friends of all the great lounges I have for a short time unsubcribed to all I will return right now i'm not in a happy mood , noone here is of blame just dealing with shit and lately dont feel very welcomed , I will return soon.you all are great people and its been my honor to have met you all, I hope you all understand. your friend savadog
Mz. B's Mother's Day Pimp Out
This is to all the Mothers on Fubar, I hope you all have an amazing Mothers Day. It's a day to cherish being a mom, To Cherish a day that's about you. Just remember if you're a mom, You are truly blessed from Above. And to those who can't have kids, You're not alone. Mother's Love There is no love, like a mother's love, no stronger bond on earth... like the precious bond that comes from God, to a mother, when she gives birth. A mother's love is forever strong, never changing for all time... and when her children need her most, a mother's love will shine. God bless these special mothers, God bless them every one... for all the tears and heartache, and for the special work they've done. When her days on earth are over, a mother's love lives on... through many generations, with God's blessings on each one. Be thankful for our mothers, for they love with a higher love... from the power God has given, and the strength from up above. -
Jonathan Mansfield / Hanging On (remix 2008)
Let Us Bring Out The Freak
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Lyrics
Cry I'm not the type to get my heart broken, I'm not the type to get upset and cry, 'Cause I never leave my heart open, Never hurts me to say goodbye, Relationships don't get deep to me, Never got the whole in love thing, And someone can say they love me truly, But at the time it didn't mean a thing. My mind is gone, I'm spinnin' round, And deep inside, My tears I'll drown, I'm losin' grip, What's happenin'? I stray from love, This is how I feel. This time was different, Felt like I was just a victim, And it cut me like a knife, When you walked out of my life, Now I'm in this condition, And I've got all the symptoms, Of a girl with a broken heart, But no matter what you'll never see me cry. Did it happen when we first kissed? 'Cause it's hurtin' me to let it go, Maybe 'cause we spent so much time, And I know that it's no more, I shoulda never let you hold me baby, Maybe why I'm sad to see us apart, I didn't give to yo
Sex At Work
One of the worst things about having graduated to the "Real World" some years ago is the thought of work. It used to be that blowing off a class, getting stoned and listening to music all day while sucking down beers was the norm. Now, it's hit that alarm at 6:30 in the "ayem" and crawl to the office. Face it, if you don't do it, you get shit-canned, end of discussion. Sometimes, of course, the things that happen at the office make all the annoyance of having to get up at some ungodly hour and dragging your ass in worth it. Usually, it's something simple like writing a particularly clever program or getting a bonus or single-handedly convincing a customer to buy off a system that isn't quite ready. Then there are the *other* times, like what happened at work last week. Okay, so it's the summer. Summer used to be a time to hang out at the beach, maybe take a few easy classes (you know, shit like "History of Ancient Civilization" or "Figure Drawing and Painting"), etc. Now, it
How To Make Love
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
Why Dont Ppl Like Big Bonded Woman?
What Is Worng With Us Big Bonded Woman WE NEED LOVE TO RIGHT OR WORNG
I Love You
Shall I run or hide And die inside Or pretend That I never knew you, even as a friend? Can I go back in time, Before your hand was in mine, Or erase the kiss, That I will forever miss, Or forget your eyes That seem to hypnotize? Can my mind erase The feel of your embrace? How can I forget all of this And pretend it doesn't exist? I want you to know one thing that will never end - my love for you. I love you, my friend
Try To Get Him Leveled
lets please see if we cant get ben leveled or at least get his points down thank you all!!!! Mr. Ben, Head of Security/Manager at BigBill's HipHop And R an B Groove Lounge..Cum Groove!!@ fubar
Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"
Funny
The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. Those applying got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Sergeant Major who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big c
Blog
What scrolls in frames, Has various names, and makes a clickety sound. A blog, a blog, A dumb little blog, that no one realy cares to read! lol
Finally!!!
After 4 (very long) years, I will finally have my Associates Degree and a Certificate of Completion in Information Technology. Tomorrow is the end of this term, and I am so happy it is over!!! I've been waiting a very long time for this, it feels so good to finally have achieved this! Soon, it will be off to the next step of determining my major for my bachelor degree. But right now, I'm just going to revel in the success of finally making it this far.
Read With Faith
"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." "The greatest pleasure is love". "Love can make you do things that you never thought possible!" "Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." "Love is when you look into someone's eyes, And see everything you need." "Love does not die easily. It is a living thing. It thrives in the face of all life's hazards, save one--neglect."
Disappointments
Morning May 7. Sunny day, sunny mood plans and thoughts of the upcoming b-day. I need concentration. Need to remember to do this and that. Yes. Hmmm.... No. Ok. Worktime's over. Going home. Watch - 3.20pm. Key to the home door. It doesn't fit in. Hmmm... I call my hubby. No, he knows nothing. I go round and see partly opened windows of our flat (second floor). My heart starts pumping. Shit shit shit (do not dare reporting me for these words, I'm sure you'd have pronounced sth more vulgar even)!!! I call my hubby again. Then his father, then 112 (police). No, I'm not imagining things. It's real. Come please. They all come, we open the door. Thieves had gone. Some mess around. WTF the mess. No money, no gold (my earings, bracelets, rings, pendants...), no laptop with all my sentiments in it and some important data and docs. I don't care for money. Give me my memories back. Oh yeah, I sit on the floor and cry. Fuck those thieves. God, deprive them of their memories and souvenirs too. I b
New Hh Giveaway
My very sweet friend StrawBeriiKisses host a Happy Hour giveaway for me I need 50.000 comments to win it and yur comments will help her to disciple she deserve it tyvm for yur help hugs
Lmao!!
ANNOUNCING: SEMINARS FOR MEN COURSE 001 COMBATTING STUPIDITY COURSE 002 YOU TOO CAN DO HOUSEWORK COURSE 003 PMS - LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT COURSE 004 HOW TO FILL THE ICE TRAY COURSE 005 WE DO NOT WANT SLEEZY UNDERTHINGS FOR CHRISTMAS COURSE 006 WONDERFUL LAUNDRY TECHNIQUES (DON'T WASH MY SILKS) COURSE 007 UNDERSTANDING FEMALE RESPONSES TO COMING HOME @ 4AM COURSE 008 PARENTING: IT DOESNT END WITH CONCEPTION COURSE 009 GET A LIFE: LEARN TO COOK COURSE 010 HOW NOT TO ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU ARE WRONG COURSE 011 UNDERSTANDING YOUR INCOMPETENCE COURSE 012 YOU - THE WEAKER SEX COURSE 013 REASONS TO GIVE FLOWERS COURSE 014 HOW TO STAY AWAKE AFTER SEX COURSE 015 SEX 101: YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT IT IF YOU REALLY TRY COURSE 016 SEX 102: MORNING DILEMMA - IF ITS AWAKE, TAKE A SHOWER COURSE 017 HOW TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN COURSE 018 THE REMOTE CONTROL - OVERCOMING YOUR DEPENDENCY COURSE 019 HOW NOT TO ACT YOUNGER THAN YOUR CHILDREN COURSE 020 Y
Iraqi Oil Companies
The Iraqi government is inviting major oil multinationals to participate for the first time in the development of the oil industry, without waiting for the passage of crucial but controversial hydrocarbons legislation. In a sign that the oil law the US has been pressing for is unlikely to be agreed by parliament any time soon, Hussain Shahristani, Iraqs oil minister, said in an interview with the Financial Times that Iraq was now determined to push ahead with plans to raise production from a current 2.5m barrels per day to 6m bpd in five years. Iraq oil exports rise Iraqs oil exports in January rose 140,000 barrels per day from the previous month, hitting the highest level since the US-led invasion in 2003. Exports in January climbed to 1.97m b/d, up from 1.83m b/d in December, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters on Wednesday. Iraqs oil shipments have been rising in recent months because of more stable supplies of Kirkuk crude from the north. Speaking on the s
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Knock Knock
Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven's door this morning. God asked me...'My child, what can I do for you?' And I said, 'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.' God smiled and answered...'Request granted'.
Look Within
There is so much beauty in This wondrous, blue rose If only we could capture it Within our very souls If we could take its beauty And apply the glow within Search a little deeper In the soul beneath our skin Take what it does stand for And shed its love abroad Don't hide the glow within you But share the love of God You know you can't touch beauty Without it rubbing off on you And spreading it to others In the kindness that you do There lies within each one of us The beauty like this rose When it's used in touching others Then its beauty overflows
My Heart
My heart is on fire for it feels everything My heart is on fire because its full of pain and sorrow My heart is on fire because it wants to cry My heart is on fire for it wants to fight My heart is on fire and there is no way out My heart is on fire for it wants to run My heart is on fire, My heart is on fire and I want the fire out
A Book Of Memories
Hidden in the attic, all the way upstairs, is something very special, that I would like to share. My hopes, my dreams, old photographs, of good times and bad times that make me laugh. The joy of a hug, the thrill of a kiss, leaves me to remember the pure, simple bliss. I cry for the fun, and giggle for the pain, I enjoyed the good life I was able to maintain. The thoughts and wishes, they all stay with me, all of these contained in my book of memories.
I Am Someone
I am someone I walked past a dead face even though the person was alive I saw my eyes in the mirror and cried at the sight I looked at a person I didnt know and I met a friend I got heads to turn when I walked past I learned a lot about myself when I lost a new friend I cried every tear in my body when I thought about love I got hit bad then got back in the ring I climbed a mountain of rocks and saw an eagle fly over- head I heard terrible things about myself when no one thought I was listening I realized I was strong when I didnt cry when it hurt I found out who I was when I was with someone else I thought I was lost forever when a friend found me I held a life in my hand and it was my own I was a pawn in someone else's game so I surrendered to a brook I walked the fine line between surviving and not wanting to survive I still am I am someone
If You Love America
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=624713&albumid=0&i=2824767240 go check this photo out and look at the comment made on it, tell him what you think of America and his Ignorance
The Concrete Garden
She has been climbing The concrete stairs of heaven For twelve years now, this December. Traveling the mortal pathways Between grace and humanity, her days Are not numbered nor counted, Just lived. She can look out over Gods steel garden And see her siblings Pass to and fro between The petrified flowers, Smiling and frowning As chance may take them. Libertys azure eyes are caught on occasion, Standing proud just in the distance, With her arm raised in victory. She thumbs through papers And files, smiling at a friends Scribbled note or a memory Oft picked over for just such moments. A smile and a happy memory Take her the final steps to Heaven As the Angel of Death, Riding rampant on black winds, A crashing bolt of pain and suffering, Rocks Heavens Stairway In an explosion of steel and skin. Heavens stairway crashes Heavily earthward In a dusty conflagration, Shaking the souls of Gods concrete garden. Libertys teary eyes look on, With he
Pimpout
These Tiny Hugs Levelers have worked hard lets show them all some love! 19k to levelhoneymonster@ fubar 33k to level Q +starlight express+fubar world cruise+sin wagon@ fubar 72k to level vannasbaby@ fubar 138k to level Sassy Redhead *~*Shadow Levelers & Tiny Hugs Levelers*~*R/L Wife to Kasman@ fubar 155k to level Lady Darktree/tiny hugs levelers@ fubar 238k to level Just Susan proud fu wife of Jeff Rogers@ fubar 243k to levelEasyrider Proud Fu husband to Just Susan. Fu owner of mystic fairy@ fubar 391k to level ~MandyTinyHugzLevlers~@ fubar 548k to level ~*Sweet Kiba*~Owned by Rosie and "Tiny Hugs Leveler " a lone wolf from the Wolf Pack@ fubar 652k to level GOD ANGEL PROUD FIANCE OF AUSTIN&FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE
Wow What A Loser
Shane Coulter: watch ur ass now llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: watch my ass ok ,man sum ppl have such balls on the fuckin internet why dun u get your lil rich ass down here and tell me that untill then shut the fuck up Shane Coulter: i have no problem seeing u in person u lil fag bitch Shane Coulter: ur a loser Shane Coulter: a fag boy llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: cmon i will wait for ya Shane Coulter: 6'4 1/2 llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: and i am real scared lmmfao Shane Coulter: will stomp ur bitch bboy ass llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: internet ballls Shane Coulter: ur a bytch llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: come say it to my face if not shut the fuck up lmmfao Shane Coulter: u got fucked in the army Shane Coulter: be real Shane Coulter: bent over and fucked llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: wow thats original llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: lmao llllllll_twiztid_llllllll: ummmmm your lil words dun mean shit to me to Shane Coulter: they will soon Shane Coulter: bye bitch llllllll_twiztid_ll
Darla
TO ALL MY FRIEND'S ON FUBAR HAVE A KICK AZZ WEEKEND XOXOXO
The Flasher
Was on my way to school with my six year old this morning and this dirty old man yells out the window hey look at this! I looked round to see this man with no clothes on and all i said to him was fuck off iam going to punch your lights out ! When I came out of school he did it again not only at me but another mum with young children. We have both contacted the Police and they have said we will send someone out to see you next week how crap is that. The police just dont give a damn.!!!!!!!!!!!
Blocker Blog
This blog is for those asshats who have decided me worthy enough to block. I dunno why I didn't think of this sooner.. PixieGirl @ fubar Fan, Rate add @ fubar UTAH@ fubar
I Don't Care
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible,burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?..Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia . I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's hea
Tomorrow
Tomorrow smile at someone That you've never seen before. Take time to think of others that You feel compassion for. Tomorrow tell somebody How they brighten up your day. Let random acts of kindness Put your feelings on display. Tomorrow hug your children Somewhat tighter than before. Be sure to think of all the things You can be thankful for. Pat your dog a little longer. Hug and kiss your husband/wife. Thank your God for granting you Another day of life.
What Ta Do
I am considering leaving fubar once again. I just feel lost and alone and can't find the peace i'm looking for. If I go I will miss my fu friends, and want you all to know that I very much appreciate your friendship while I was here. I will make my decision in a couple days and will let everyone know in a blog. Those of you who know me personally know about my medical condition, I think thats why I cant find my peace. I shy away from commitments and want to isolate myself so that I wont or can't be close to anyone except through chatting. I don't think it fair to get seriously involved with someone when chances are I will be gone in a few years. Sorry for rambling. Have a good day..... Mitch
Auction Starts Today Thru 5-18 At 5 Pm Fu Time !
PLEASE STOP BY AND BID AWAY ON THESE 5 PEOPLE IN MY AUCTION AND HAVE FUN . YOU CAN FU OWN THEM FOR A MONTH ...SO BID NOW !!!! THIS IS ALL IN FUN SO ENJOY YOURSELF . THANK YOU VERY MUCH /> AGAIN THANK YOU JULSHEART
Break
HEY ALL MY FU-FRIENDS AND FAM. IM WRITING THIS BLOG TO TELL U ,IM TAKING A SMALL BREAK FROM FUBAR, A SISTAH IS MENTALLY TIRED AND I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD FOR A MINUTE, TO ALL MY MILF'S HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, I LOVE YA'LL AND I'LL BE BACK SOON. MUAHZZZZ N HUGZZZ SPECIAL K
My First Auction... Wanna Own Me? ;)
"Ch3rrYLiSciOuS" Is in an auction, click the pic to enter and bid on her! Please Repost!
Justice League Mission!!
☆CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆Fu-Owned By MIKEY! Attention Justice League!! Clown Is So Close To Leveling Save Your 11s For Her Super Happy Father's Day Happy Hour. Also Our Very Own Wildly Purrrfect Just Leveled Into Fu-King!! Woot Woohoo!!Go Show Her How Proud We Are Of Her!! She Loves Roses and Tequila Wildly Purrrfect ~WildCat~
Sorry Im Not On
Hey guys Im sorry but I have to admit I'm never on on the weekends..If u need to reach me just send me an email or get to me monday....IM SO SORRY!!!....:( floresvictoria66@yahoo.com.sg
Leveling
Hi, Iam looking for some help to level at least to 15 Iam only at level 10 right now!! I dont know how to make those fancy bulletins i had asked a couple of people to make me a bulletin to help me level but no one did!! So i was just wonder if you read thise bulletin will you at least rate my pictures and i do have stash as well!! i will show the love in return!! Iam not vip!! And i dont have alot of fubucks to giveaway iam just asking for some help to level!! i will return the luv by rating back and friendship!! Queen Bee
Thanks...
Thanks to all the people out there in the world that like to hurt people...its no wonder people kill themselves...no wonder people take pills or drink themselves to death... Words hurt people even if you don't think they do...when say things to people and on the outside they seem fine...but on the inside...they are torn apart...feeling like they can't do anything right....Even if they are trying to make themselves feel better after years of verbal abuse...in their minds they feel like the are making head-way...THEN out of no where someone(s) say something...and POOF....back down they go....It sucks...I should know....I have been there and am there now... I know what your probly thinking...Oh well...she just needs to get over it.....Well.....It can be hard to do sometimes....if you haven't been in my or their shoes....don't tell me or them to get over it....work with them...listen to them....try to help them out.........because one day.....that person will go poof and you will wonder
My 1st Auction
I'm in my 1st auction MRS. I GOT EM HATIN@ fubar So please come and click the pick below and bid on me, you will see its worth it! If you got time you can also Rate, Add and Fan the host of the auction, she needs a lil help to go to godmother I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still your cutemommy82 ~*~ owned by BiG PoPpA@ fubar
Read If You Want
hey ppls wow i didnt know if you could write blogs hear....sweet! sorry im a bloging whore lol...i love to let ppls know what is going on in my life so i can get some feed back on what other ppls think... well let me tell you a little about myself... im 20 years old i live in oak ridge TN where theres not a damned thing to do...i hang out with my friends or hang out online...i love it go camping and swimimg when its warm enough.. oh and i love vampires (if you couldnt tell by my name) so if you have some info on them let me know im always wanting to know more about them ive been studying vampires for about 13 years now...i started when i was about 7 years old...its fun my friends call it my obsetion...(sorry i cant spell eather) well thats a little about me but i will keep posting
Gone
Ok peeps..Im leaving for awhile..Tired of all da lil yo-yo games...drama & chaos as some people call it..etc...so..Im gone..I may pop on to check offlines on messengers from time to time..but i wont be online for any regular times. Have a nice day.
Bash Brothers
COME IN AND HANG WITH FUBARS HOTTEST LOUNGE, BUT BECAREFUL NOT TO GET BURNED!WE GOT THE HOTTEST DJ'S AND STAFF AROUND COME ON IN AND REQUEST A SONG DANCE A LITTLE, FLIRT A LITTLE AND HAVE AN ALL AROUND AWESOME TIME. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND WE ARE BRING THE HEAT TO FUBAR.. SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HAVE A DRINK AND HANG OUT WITH ALL AROUND AWESOME PEOPLE THIS IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. ALL IT TAKES IS A CLICK ON THE BASH BROTHERS LOGO AND COME ON IN..
Learn The Signs - Milestones *
Key Social, Emotional, and Communication Milestones for Your Baby's Healthy Development (developed by Stanley I. Greenspan, Barry M. Prizant, Amy Wetherby, and First Signs, Inc.) Milestones enable parents and physicians to monitor a baby's learning, behavior, and development. While each child develops differently, some differences may indicate a slight delay and others may be a cause for greater concern. The following milestones provide important guidelines for tracking healthy development from four months to three years of age. Before your child's next visit to the physician, please take the time to see if your child has met his/her key milestones. These milestones should not be used in place of a screening, but should be used as discussion points between parents and physicians at each well visit. If a child does not have the skills listed---or if there is a loss of any skill at any age---be sure to let your physician know. Does Your Baby At 4 Months: * Follow and
What Is Autism? An Overview
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental D
Mothers Day Is Comeing Up
this will be my 1st mothers day with ouy my mom and things aint gonna be the same at all and i really am gonna miss her she means the world to us and mothers day is really gonna be a sad sad day for me....R.I.P To My Mom I Love & Miss U Mom
I Want I Want I Want
I want some cool creative people to make cool pictures for me. i always see on peoples pages so and so made this for me.. its all snazzy.. does anyone know how to make cool things with pictures? can someone make me some? =) am i being a brat? No i just wanna be cool too. hahah thank you xoxox Summer
To All My Friends
I just can't believe all of the love that I've been shown today. I never expected anything like it! I have made very special friends on here who have made their own special places in my heart and who I will never, ever forget. Some people may say that this is just the internet, but you know, this is becoming the way of the world now. You can make friends on the internet just like "the real world." There's so much more that I want to say, but I'm close to tears again just thinking about it all. Sorry if this sounds so sappy. lol All I can say right now is I love my friends and thank God for each and every one of you!!!!!
That Good Ol Man
That was a good ol man He put some pills in my hand I coughed and gagged and swallowed them down Them were the best damn pills I ever found Wasnt long I couldnt catch my breath Thought for sure I'd caught my death Them pills set me on such a high I climbed up on the bridge and thought I could fly There were lots of people standing around Friends family all wanted me to come down But now's the time when night turns to day Im gonna spread my wings and fly away Away from all this pain and sorrow I dont wanna live to see another tomorrow I wanna get away from this place No one knows how it is till they look Death in the face I took one step and the pain was gone But that hunger for God will live on And who's alive and having fun Taht good ol man who wont be laughin when his time is done.
Mother's Day
I just want to take a few moments to tell all the Ladies of FuBar "Happy Mother's Day" I am heading down the Highway tonite to spend the weekend with my "Ma", she's my Mother-in-Law...but she's a great lady. Since I won't be here to send a comment to each and every one of you...I am sending my warmest wishes and respect and Love to each of you.. What Is a Mother? It's the good advice, the helping hand, the words of comfort, too, It's all the warm and thoughtful things she takes the time to do... It's these little gifts of love she gives throughout a busy day That make a mother far more dear than any words can say. I never can repay you, Mom, for all the things you've done, I can only love you more and more for each and every one! Have a Beautiful Mother's Day With much Love and Respect...Kasper..aka Beer Hunter
Newb
I am new to this site so It will take some getting used to but it seems like fun. Add me to your friends if you want.
Warning To All Women Everywhere!
SAW THIS IN MY FRIEND, KAREN'S, STASH, AND JUST HAD TO PASS IT ALONG TO YOU! TY, KAREN! Safety warning Warning For Women...Serious! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation last week. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were a little suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100 degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. When I was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind of cologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell if I was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and said no thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birmingham getting gas. It was about 9:30 pm. I was approached by 2 men and 2 women in a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do you wear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He said, 'We are selling som
Mothers Day
No Love like a Mother's Love There is no love, like a mother's love, no stronger bond on earth... like the precious bond that comes from God, to a mother, when she gives birth. A mother's love is forever strong, never changing for all time... and when her children need her most, a mother's love will shine. God bless these special mothers, God bless them every one... for all the tears and heartache, and for the special work they've done. When her days on earth are over, a mother's love lives on... through many generations, with God's blessings on each one. Be thankful for our mothers, for they love with a higher love... from the power God has given, and the strength from up above.
Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak
I Get It
So you say you're ignored As it is, Well, give us your sad, sad trip You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Assumed it's whether We're right, or wrong We're doomed, and there's plenty for all How dare you catch me counting How dare you call at all How dare you call this suffering How dare you call at all You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Pass on these tenets They double in time The touch of life, once failed to mention so far Of course the law is fountains Of face to face remorse Of fast and restless blackmail Like pent up fetish force You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Do you want it enough? Do you want it at all? Should you need it at all? Takes a minute to see Do you wa
Random
So I was sitting here being bored out of my mind, Thinking about my Baby turning 2 in sept. when a memory of when she was born popped into my head and I thought I would share it. :) My Memphiss was born Sept. of 2006 at 7:30 pm. The labor was short and sweet(well as sweet as labor can be :s) My family was in the waiting room of course. Well shortly after I had her, and they had cleaned her up a little (mind you they had NOT bathed her yet) and wrapped her in a blanket, My brother and his wife came in and of course they wanted to see their new niece. I handed my daughter to my big brother, and he went and sat on the couch, while I talked to the Dr. and my BF. All of a sudden I heard a something that sounded like someone smelling something, then right after that I heard a gagging sound :s I turned and saw my brother gagging and looking kinda sheepish.....I was like "did you just sniff my baby?" and he kinda smiles and says "I was looking for the new baby smell" I about died of laughte
Another Needs Leveled
bobwire needs 9620 to get to level 17 please try to help level him some thank you all!!!! bobwire Member of The Misfit~Angels Leveling Crew And R/L Husband To Ladymoose760@ fubar
He's Here
well yesterday may 8th at 10:36am dimitri nikoli was born. he was 6 lbs and 15 ozs, 20 inches long.
Hit
hit by van
Breaking News
In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill people. I started crying when I thought of you. Run, little buddy, run. LMAO !!
Charging Fubucks For Nsfw Pics
Hickman_Lo...: most women don't even care to see men naked Hickman_Lo...: you want to see more than my face? Hickman_Lo...: its just fubucks, I spent alot of my fubucks to see some hot pics of a woman so why can't I charge for mine? ->Hickman_Lo...: there just pics and we are her for fun so what do u mean ?? Hickman_Lo...: but I guess you give it for free Hickman_Lo...: Hey I would have given you fubucks to see you ->Hickman_Lo...: k i will Hickman_Lo...: read my blog ->Hickman_Lo...: what do u mean hun Hickman_Lo...: need fubuck, I'm worth it arn't I? ->Hickman_Lo...: why all the privatepics mine are not WELL IM TOLD I GIVE IT FOR FREE, BECAUSE I SHARE MY PICS WITH MY FRIENDS.....HOW RUDDE IS THAT ! I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE TO HAVE FUN.... SO I GUESS I WILL KEEP MY nsfw PICS PRIVAYE AND WILL ALL WILL HAVE TO ASK TO SEE THEM...... AND no I WONT CHARGE BECAUSE IM NOT A PORNSTAR OR A CALL GIRL
Live Your Way
You aint brave Your just a slave to the ones you blame Afraid itll go away Pray that it's gonna stay Nothing pays off for pussy motherfuckers I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I aint lost like you Annihilate Enemies that you make The ones that you helped create The pain that its gonna take When the shit goes down we go underground I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you Cause I aint lost like you I aint lost like you Cause nothing pays off for pussy motherfuckers I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I aint lost like you I aint lost like you Ran away when I was 16 Drowned as fast as I could Crashed sixth mustang Tryi
Blog Rating & Comments
why does anyone check out a Blog and doen't bother to RATE at least and or Comment...i don't get it. I noticed like on some will say Ex: 11 views and 3 ratings....why is that ??
Signs....
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************* In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On another Septic Tank Truck: 'We're #1 in the #2 business' ************************** At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit, please back in.' ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..' ************************** On a Church's Billboard: '7 days without God makes one weak.' ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: 'Hello. Can we pick your nose?' ************************** At a Towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We wa
Miss Flirtations Summer 08 Pageant
Tell your friends and pass it on... Code to Post on Fubar THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3 GothMother OWNED BY Thump☆Star*@ fubar
Stuff For Sale
i got a red sox sweatshirt, nextel and verizon phone for sale.... verizon - $50 comes with: house and car charger 1 battery 1 phone clip (cant find a pic of it) nextel i265- $20 comes with: 1 battery cant find the SIM card but ebay has SIM cards for under $10 (including shipping) Red Sox sweatshirt - $40 size medium color red
Mother
Hey mom, Guess what? You're an April morning, Filled with delight as you ponder down the stairs With a glee to bright Still you're glamorous as though it were an April day, but things have changed and you're No longer the shades in my life when I'm sobbing So,remember you'll always be the true hero till dusk us part.
Fetishes
I logged on just a bit ago and saw this in my Shoutbox "misterak &...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: misterak20@hotmail.de and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive." So, I checked out his page and read up on his blogs. And, I asked myself.. "Where, in looking at my profile, did this guy come up with the idea that I'd be interested in being submissive to anyone? Let alone a perfect stranger who lives in Germany?" Now, maybe he just thought I looked pretty. (hahaha) or maybe the expression on my face in my pic led
Shadow Leveler Member List
http://fubar.com/blog/210986/774775
Karma
The 12 Laws of Karma THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us.
A Good Woman
"A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life experiences
Life
I have 4 kids ages 23, 22, 15 and 5 my ex husband has nothing to do with our children the 22 yr old and the 15 yr old. He has given them up for his wife as he and she told me. Yet i am constantly being told by people how she talks about me on the internet and how she calls me a bitch and says im a lier because i dont have the money to pay for my husband to adopt my daughter and give my exs lazy dead beat dad ass a break hes only behind $6,159 and change and im so getting tired of them putting all this crap on me and him takeing no responsibility for being a dad. He claims that since he no longer claims her as his daughter that he no longer has to pay support for her he has paid nothing but 30 dollars in about a year and when they took him to court to make him pay they gave him 30 days and then LET him do weekends???? i dont know what these courts are thinking they harrass me to get him into court then do this. Then they wonder why my daughter doesnt want to talk to them and why she hat
I Miss You When..
I miss you when You're not here I thinkn about you Even when we are together Seeing you makes me smile Seeing you makes my heart sing I want my life to always Be inertwined with yours You may my heart complete You are my world As you always will be I love you more than life itself My heart beats faster When we are talking My heart beats faster When I see you type I love you with Everything that I am I love you with Everything that I have You make my world right You take away all the sadness You are the light in my life When it is full of sadness and pain I want you to know Just how much I love you I want you to know How happy you make me I love you dearly I always will I love you Never forget that
Country Kick
It's not to often..but..there are times when I just really like country music...I'm a fan of most genres of music...But today...It's country...
Guide To Relationships
A relationships coach lays out his 5 golden rules for evaluating the prospects of long-term marital success. When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50 percent, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr/Ms Right! If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love." I believe this is the number 1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love alone. Though this may sound not politically correct, there's a profound truth here. Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: You can't build a lifetime relationship on love alone. You need a lot more. Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping
School Is Out
Yippee, School is out til May 27th. I am so happy with myself. I thought my GPA was going to go down. I know, it isn't such a big deal, It is a personal challenge thing to me. but instead of going down it went up. I had a 4.0 for this past semester, Yea me. Now my daughter is going to really have to bust her butt to catch up now.
New Owner
Check Out My Sexy New Ownertendercop Isn't He A Doll? Stop by and show him tons of Fu Luvin!!! I'm just getting to know him, and I am loving him already!! Get to know him too you will be glad you did!!! Tendercop Owner of Pink 0828@ fubar This Pimp-Out Brought To You By His Slave: *Pink0828*~*~Owned By Tendercop~*~@ fubar
People
Ok, folks here it goes - I'm tired of the fan, rate, add, point whores. I deleted over 150 of them today. I don't need the extra baggage. I don't need to call you my friend just because I need imaginary points. So here's some ground rules from now out: 1) Just because you rate me does not mean I will rate you. If I do rate you, it's because I want to. I'll take my time and go through and rate your pictures when I choose. I do have a life outside of fubar. Sorry, it's the way it goes. 2) Same as above for fanning. 3) Do not add me unless you talk to me. If you send a friend request without at least saying hello, you can count on me not adding you. 4) Do not post HTML comments on my photos. Also do not post anything gross or crude unless I know you, we have talked and I know that you're just kidding around. I'm tired of people I don't even know asking to ride my dick. Grow up. 5) No more HTML comments in my profile. If you want to talk to me, talk to me! I don't need to
Never Waste A Moment
In a few moments, it will be May 10th and my son, Justin, would have been 12 years old. As each year passes, I try to picture what he would look like. Would he be a good student in school? Would he love my other 2 sons as his brothers? Would he love me? I miss him more and more everyday. I want to send this reminder to everyone...especially mothers since our special day is Sunday...please don't EVER pass up the chance to tell and show someone that you love them. You never know when you will never see them again but in your dreams. Until then, my dear baby boy Justin, Happy Birthday and always know that mommy loves you always and I will see you one day!
Stupid Reality Tv Shows
Wow, so some how I got suckered in to watching this dumbass show with the Rockstars' kids, watched them sound like shit and look like fools. But then come down to the finale and the only one with any stage performance whatsoever, was NOT chosen as the winner, but the one who's voice was a bad Bob Dylan made it... WTF!!! It's my fault for watching the stupid shit..... should've known better.
Pain
pray to the lord as i kneel to my knee i pray less pain be struck on me and if once more i'm to feel pain i ask for death while i'm still sane. and now i lay me down to sleep, i pray this pain to not get deep if i should die before i wake i'm free from anymore heartache
Contest
Please Help Me In My Contest!!!! All Love Will Be Returned!! Contest starts Saturday May 10, 2008 @ 10pm Est / 7pm Pst. Rates = 10 points Comments = 1 points. Winners determined by highest overall score. Click the pic below and leave me some comments!! Click Me You know you wanna!!!
Changes...
So alot has gone on in the last months. I got sick of having a boyfriend that had only had a job 2 months out of the year and a half we were together. I was sick of supporting him. I was also very very very creeped out. Lets just say there is a reason he likes the "VERY" young ones. Gross. Oh well ill be taking care of that so the 2 people (who will remain unnamed) dont have to suffer such things. So i moved on to a great life now! I am going to school full time and spending ALOT of time traveling. Its a great life, with a great man. He treats me with the upmost respect and wants the best for me and will work his rear off to take care of me! Hes amazing. My ex doesnt hold a candle to him, sad, now the guy resorts to online girlfriends to make his sugga mommas! haha!!!!!!!!!!! Bye all!

How Great Is This!!!
Let me say thank you once again for all the prayers from everyone for my cousins last month. Their recovery is amazing and is nothing short of a miracle!!! Here are pictures of Cameron and Carson in the hospital just before they were released. I wanted to show you what your prayers helped to heal. :) My niece is in a couple too. :) Meet Cameron. She is 8 years old and was the one in the front passenger seat of the vehicle. No seat belt and the air bag deployed after being hit on the passenger side of the car. Here is Carson. He is the 6 year old that was in the back seat on the passenger side of the vehicle. No seat belt. Here are both of them. Cameron and Carson!! Love the smiles!!! This is my niece Alyssa with Cameron. This is Carson and Alyssa. Thank you everyone for all of your prayers and thoughts. I know these children survived and healed quickly because of all of the love that was shown their way!! They had Angels
A Lil Bout Me!
I have come to a major conclusion in my life. I need, not just want, but actually need to be loved. I have roamed this earth for 38 years. I have had more good times than one man should be allowed to have. But then again I have had more heartaches then one should have to bear. Along the way I was married but it was for all the wrong reasons and not about love. I have literally defiled myself trying to fill an insatiable apatite. I have dreams about being happy and being in love but I fear that it's all just that. I want to be loved for who I am bot how good i look or how good I am in bed. I want to held in good times and the bad. I want to be missed when I'm gone. I want to be adored and spoiled. By god I just want to be honestly loved!!!!!
5-10-09
I don't know why it seems that I can not do anything right. I want something, usually I do what I can to "get it"...but things seem so illusive to me now. I know what I want, and can't seem to get in the right direction. My personal life is crazy, my home life is making me want to pull my hair out, school is just as bad some days, and to top it all off, my son seems to think that I need a husband and it's just that easy. Which made me realize, after dinner and a movie with my son tonight that I want that more than he will ever know. But whe he doesn't know and what he will never know, is that most men that I come acrossed are not good enough for him. And the ones that I think are or could be, it just doesn't work out for whatever the reason. I don't know what to do anymore. I am to the point that I should just give up and continue doing everything that I have been and do the best I can by my son. He is the most important person in my life, and if I don't do right by him, then
Everything You Really Might Want To Know About Me.
Everything you actually want to know about me. Category: Quiz/Survey ..>..>..> Height:: 5'10" Weight:: 180 lbs Right or left-handed:: ampidexrious Heritage:: Black Irish, cherokee, mexican Are you in love?:: Not anymore. How do you alleviate stress?:: Skateboard, yoga, meditation, all sorts of things. Do you swear?:: not so much here recently, trying to not be that person anymore If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Congressman or senator What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Boxing What was your first car?:: 1979 Olds Cutlass Supreme What kind of car do you have now?:: 2003 GMC Sierra Black 1/2 ton What job do you have:: Shift Manager in training to be Assistant General Manager at Burger King Were you popular in high school?:: yes Do you like thunderstorms?:: Yes Is the glass half empty or half full?:: Half full Best places you have ever been?:: Canadian/US forest preserve in minnisota/Quebec Favorite food?:: Chine
Biker
THE BIKER I Saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you Didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection outside the Store as I Walked in. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other On the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local Mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the Restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money For the Hurricane relief. I saw you , roll up your window and shake Your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when You flicked your cigarette Butt out the car window. I saw you, frown At me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took Time off from work to run toys to the Homeless. I saw you, stare at My long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and Gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to T
Want A Bling? Ty Axl
> > > > > > This crazy woman is in a HH giveway! > > 'KMAღM!Aį♥R/L GF and Wifey to Mr. DUB♫Co-OwnerBlue-SeasLoungeღClubFAR' > > > > She is crazy and need some help > > Click on this pic below and go sent some comments on her pic > > > > WHAT??? > You need motivation?? > OK then, here it goes.... > Post 300 comments on her pic and i will send you a bling > When you are done message me (no shouting plz) and i will send the bling to you > > 300 comments = 1 bling > > > > > Brought to you by... > ♥ Axl ♥ ~ Club FAR~ > ♥ Axl ♥ ~ Club FAR~@ fubar > > Music Video:TOXIC (by Britney Spears)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone > > >
Sex Me Up
ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?
Whoring!!!!!!
Okay... i wanna level dammit... ******BEGGING********** lmao... and wtf??? No happy hour til this afternoon?
Fu Owner
I would like to introduce everyone to my very first Fu Owner. Please stop by and show him some love. He is worth checking out! ~*ǣMخ*~DEMON CREW*SHADOW LEVELERS*W.I.S.E.U.K.F*OWNED BY>~`Bꮮymi`~
Auction Ends Tonight @ 7 Pm
WHO WILL IT BE TO FILL THIS OWNERSHIP SPOT? imikimi - Customize Your World ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO BID ON ME.... ENDS TONIGHT @ 7 PM COME GET YOUR BIDS ON.... YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED 1. All My 11's During Ownership Period 2. NSFW OR SFW salute Owner Choice 3. Personal Folder in My photo section with Surprises 4. Pimped Out On my Profile Page, Bulletin & Blog 5. Added to top 5 Family & Friends List 6. Stash and Everything Rated During Happy Hour Of Course the Better The Bids The Better I Become! During The Duration Of Ownership Period I come Up With Treats Every Now & Again! CLICK ON THIS LINK TO START THE BI
Contest Opens At Noon Cst
Contest Opens At Noon CST If You Haven't Entered Please contact me by private mail with your entry pic link. Shout box and profile comments will be ignored. Thank You. PIЙTЯ
Blessing
Surrounded by a community of headstones, we remember and mourn, celebrate and play, God of history and future. We place our bouquests on overgrown graves and our picnic lunches on family reuniontables. And we feel grateful for our hisrory written by strangers fallen in battle to ensure our freedom-filled lives of safety. Our ancestots'efforts are remembered throughour our lives in strengths,namesm and accomplishments that we now pause and honor. Bless our picnics and parties as we join in the parade of those remembering, those remembered.
Pets
God of beasts and critters,bless them, for they blessme even when they shed on the couch and don't come when called. they love without strings and sharethe simplest joys of walks and catnaps in the sun, slowing me t a pace you recommend.
Your Name!
HowManyOfMe.comThere are 97 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name?
Friendship
May you come to know that God is your friend. When you feel a frowning face is looking down at you from heaven, recall that nothing you could do could ever make God love you more or love you less. He simply loves---- completely, perfectly.so feel the blessedness of that!
That First Kiss
I love all my friends, and keep them in my heart. And hope the friendship, will never part. But do you ever find, that special one? That makes you smile, and come undone? I just wonder sometimes, if it's for real. Or just another guy after, my heart to steal. I think that someday, that I may find this out. Then all the passion and want, will not be a doubt. When I look into your eyes, I see hope, It loosens my mind, to help me cope. It would take only just one small thing, if this is true. To either be happy forever, or always be blue. To live a life with someone, would be a real bliss. Just to be granted, that very first kiss.
Earth
Bless the soil beneath our feet, the sky overhead,and make us one with it. We are catching on, catching up with ourselves, Creator God, and catching a whiff of the garbage we're burying ourselves beneath.Catching,too, a glimpse of the fading streams and trash-strewn seas we have long ignored. Bless and use our reclamation efforts,for it isa task we can't accomplish alone. With your help,we can bind up and reclaim this poor old earth. We feel whispers of hope in the winds of changed hearts and minds, for we recall your promise to make all things new---even this earth we shall yet learn to tend. We are grateful for another chanse.
Peace Of Mind
We seek to find Some peace of mind A piece inclined to Seek divine Information aligned Inspiration cosigned Where dreams dare to be Both deep and wide Both wined and dined And love inclined Where Despair is resigned With sleepy eyes... And every mind is aware... Awake, alive Aware to break the souls of lies Caring to create spirits that rise Awakening worlds We live through lines Where alive words live And dead words die Where minds grow wings And our words fly That is where we will find So wonderfully... Some peace of mind
Mothers Day
JUST WANTED TO GET ON AND WISH ALL THE WONDERFUL MOTHERS OUT THERE A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HUGS
Let Go Of Fake An Get Real
Feeling fickle in faith and feeble yet? There will be no fanfare When fear becomes a factor And you parade through days, A bona fide actor Staged equals fake... And if you are fundamentally false You cling fiercely to "fake" Rehearsing life No give and all take Foregoing failure Choosing no stake Never fighting For what you believe in Floating through life Like specimens of semen ...But at least THEY know where to go No difference between you and a figurine, A fallacy of foiled plastic, I bet your life is fucking fantastic... Check that, maybe it should be A little more sarcastic... I bet your life is fanfuckingtastic ...
What I Feel
(Thoughts) Heart Racing Tracing Hurt Replacing Hoping Fantasy to Reality Flying Non Dying Always Trying Never Lying Non Trusting Lip Busting (Taking Fantasy to Reality) (Hurt) Body Freezing Mind Teasing Praying Repeat Hurting Bolding Fist Teary Weary Sick Changing Rearranging Heart Decomposing Sick of Loosing Sick of Choosing Sick of Bruising (Sick of Asking for the Truth and it Refusing) (Change) Mindful Non Hurtful Non Feared Non Teared Replacing Pain Chasing Past Erasing Future Facing Prepared Non Scared Non Messing Non Testing Truly Confessing No False Feeling No Cheating Only Hurt Sealing Against Haters Debaters Bitches And Snitches (Sick of Liars and Will No Longer Stand on Eggshell Land)
Moving To Cocoa
moving to new appartment, moving closer to work in cocoa , will be on every now and than when i can get to bcc to use there computer . keep up the partying folks. peace after today . Russ
Fire Here In Manchester, Nh
http://www.necn.com/Boston/New-England/Dramatic-fire-rescue-in-Manchester-/1210363739.html fubar friends Daved1966 and big mike/boy toy had fire from building next door actually burn part of there roof and Big Mike Boytoy saves infant and toddler by catching them from the 2nd floor
I Must...
I must learn to love the fool in me the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.
Partial List Of Eternal Truths...
1. This is it! 2. There are no hidden meanings. 3. You can't get there from here, and besides there's no place else to go. 3. Nothing lasts! 4. There is no way of getting all you want. 5. You can't have anything unless you let go of it. 6. You only get to keep what you give away. 7.There is no particular reason why you lost out on some things. 8.The world is not necessarily just. Being good often does not pay off and there is no compensation for misfortune. 9. You have a responsibility to do your best nonetheless. 10. It is a random universe to which we bring meaning. 11. You don't really control anything. 12. You can't make anyone love you. 13. No one is any stronger or any weaker than anyone else. 14. Everyone is, in his own way, vulnerable. 15. There are no great men/women. 16. If you have a hero, look again; you have diminished yourself in some way. 17. All of you is worth something, if you will only own it.
Rants Raves And Other :p
Hubby is a hasher ( Hash House Harriers). They get together and drink beer then run for a bit drink more beer then at the end of the run they drink a lot of beer and make accusations of their friends and make them drink a lot more. They usually end up super drunk and needing rides home. This weekend hubby and his hashing buddies are going to be doing a grab and dash hash. Two tables each with a keg on em about 1 minute apart from each other. At each table you chug 1 to 2 oz of beer. Then you dash to the next table. Back and forth till the last hasher is standing. These guys are going to be so fucked up. I certainly hope they all have designated Drivers. Cause the beer they are drinking is 8% alcohol and they are not gonna be able to drive themselves.
My World
Make a new friend everyday and you will never be lonely.
Something Must Be Coming About...
Something must be coming about, must be time for growth and learning. I am open and willing, but I will remain true to myself. No matter how many people out there try to hurt or change me, I will not be tarnished by the fact that they cannot accept themselves. I embrace myself, my life and all of the imperfections that make me who I am proud to be. My inner circle must remain small, only consisting of the few who truly care for and respect me, that keeps me whole. That is not to say that I will not give other people chances, but many people feel they need to impress and tell you what you want to hear, rather than what is true. I only need to believe in myself, that is enough, and I say what I mean, and I mean what I say...
I Carry Your Heart
i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) i fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart) by e.e. cummings
Hot Mamas Club Pimpout
IT TIME FOR THE HOT MOMMA CLUB TO GET BLOWN OFF THE MAP! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY....... BLING ALL MOTHER'S WITH LOVE ALL DAY LONG! ~FROM ONE HOT MOMMA TO ANOTHER~ THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU~ CUTEMOMMMY82 I'm a queen, I'm a D
A Shared Account
I'm not much of a writer, that's more merc's forte than mine, but I thought I would start the ball rolling with the blogs, and he can add to them when he uses this account.
Heat
Red hot heat burning from the core melt away all the fear a smooth touch from a careful hand wipe away all that came before lips fall gentle onto each other softly in the dark of night passion is put aside careful to not move so fast wants and needs long since forgotten desperation for a single touch intoxicating kisses fall upon swollen lips knowing they must part too soon the moon glows bright light a new path to follow caution tape ahead warning to procedd carefully wounded hearts reaching for each other fingers twisted together hold on tight embark on a journey faith and trust in the moon she will show them the way
Make Me Numb
The Weight of the gun Heavy in my hand Dark of the night Surround my silent steps An animal stirs in the distance It cries out The dead night swallows the sound Take away the pain Senses peak The night grows shorter Weight of my thoughts Heavy in my hands A sound rises from within Soothingly comforting Numb the pain away Fighting the urge to keep going I struggle with the sound Fight with all I have Pain is forever my plague
The South
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right; your head isn't crooked. And always remove it @ the dinner table no matter where that may be. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You just better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Saturda
Happy Mothers Day
This is really beautiful! MOTHER This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece. Please read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure... For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this. The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it.. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and
Random Ranting :d
~Chocolate satisfies even after its gone soft ~You can safely have chocolate while you're driving ~You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to ~You can have chocolate even in front of your mother ~If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate wont mind ~You can have chocolate on top of your desk during work hours without upsetting your co-workers ~Chocolate is so good to swallow ~You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped ~You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate ~With chocolate there's no need to fake it ~Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant ~When you have chocolate it doesnt keep the neighbors awake
Need New Friends
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So You Want To Join Juggalo Mafia?
IF YOU ARE WANTING TO KNOW HOW TO BECOME ONE OF THE HATCHET SWINGING NINJAS OF THE JUGGALO MAFIA, PLEASE SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE, NOT A SHOUT!!!, A PRIVATE MESSAGE!!! TO ONE OF THESE NINJAS SAYING "HOW DO I JOIN THE JUGGALO MAFIA?", AND WAIT FOR A RESPONSE BEFORE DOING ANYTHING... AND REMEMBER, BE NICE!!! THEY ARE NINJAS!!! ROFLMAO! MMFWCL!!! WOOP WOOP!!! HORNY??JUGGALO!!!(Don MEgA) JUGGALO MAFIA!!!(Twiztid MoNk-ey is my Neden fo life)WoOp!! WOOP!!@ fubar> Wkdǣwz69 Jgglo Mfi噩 ۞

my weekend hello to all! its another saturday afternoon,im sitting around missing my old friends like usual. it would be nice to see everyone again like the old times.theres not much going on in my life. im doing okay and have no complaints. i've got air,water,food and shelter so im pretty happy with that. tomorrow is m0ther's day..and although i'm not a mother i want to tell my husband thank you so much for being there for me no matter what. it means so much to me. im looking forward to tomorrow as we are going to have dinner together..oh sweet
Thanks 4 All The Help♥
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Yeah I know this isnt one of those fancy bullys, but I wanted to take some time out to thank the awesome people that helped me level today! Without you guys it wouldnt have been possible...so thanks bunches & bunches!! I owe each one of you now, so anytime you need some help just holla at me!♥♥ SHARPIE Fu owned By Sweets for 2 months@ fubar ♥Sweets.Owned by Jesse♥@ fubar Ben DoveЯ *Pink0828*~*~Owned By Tendercop~*~@ fubar ~Dr3@my3y3d_B@bygir!~Greeter4DirtyDeedsRadio~Jit73s Fu-Sweetie~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Gary & WildCat..@ fubar _Sweet_Thing_~ ~Owned by Rock-Fu~~Owner of Diamonds Forever~~Redneck Leveling Crew~~@ fubar Karen878806 Rate,Fan & Add~Member of The Freak Show & Shadow Levelers~@ fubar lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥Owned by Gary@ fubar ~~JoAnna~Proud Club Fa
How Many Agree
Every Global Mumm I have ever Posted in almost 3 yrs has been Removed. How many Agree with me That the Hatred they Display Towards others.is uncalled for? How many agree with me if a mumm is removed they should refund your fubucks? How many agree with me that fubar is becoming very Anal? How many agree with me that the Rulers of fubar should mind there god damn business? For an Adult site we are mostly treated like Children. How many agree with me we should be allowed atleast 2 mb morphs? How many of you all like this Picture I had Custom Made. Do u like this 1 with the Evil Eye? An u all know What?I nolonger Give a Damn either. The Owners of this Site took a great place away when they changed the Name from Lost Cherry then to CherryTap.But the Name Fubar Sucks Ass.Ty Blessed be Nice Vent now it's Jim Beam Time (
Famous Sexual Quotes
Famous Sexual Quotes "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My g
40 Tips To A Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to. 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to __________ today.' 5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 6. Play more games and read more books than you did last year. 7. Make time to practice meditation, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives. 8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6. 9. Dream more while you are awake. 10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts. 12. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 13. Clear clutte
Mothers Day
Wishing all the mothers in Fubar land a Happy Mothers Day. Hope you all have a wonderful day. Peace & Love Dylon, MsMaine and all the DIVA MAFIA LADYS (repost of original by 'Ms.Maine~ Fu~Wife to BLACKSTAR{Dylons Wizegal Diva}{DylonsDivaMafia}' on '2008-05-10 11:54:31') (repost of original by 'dylonwhosdylon - Founder & Godfather of Dylon's Divas{ Fu-Owned by Danger}' on '2008-05-10 11:58:31')
Do You Vote?
ok im usually one not to pipe up when it comes to politics but this up coming election is just too dayum important not for you to vote!! we have hillary clinton,, barack obama and john mc cain running this year for president and i for one just cant handle more of ole w's policies for another 4 yrs .. i also shudder at the thought of bill lurking the halls of the white house again.. dont get me wrong he did great things for this country if hillary wasnt married to him i would vote for her in a new york minute!! so im working for Obama and noooooo NOT BECAUSE HES BLACK!! so lets dismiss that thought.. i feel we really need someone with vision and willingness who will finally tell us the truth and not lie and expect us to willingly believe it like lemmings!! because he thinks we cant handle it!! so who are you planning to vote for?? Hillary if she wins the nomination which doesnt look likely at all. Barack.. or McCain A. Hillary Clinton(if she wins) B.Barack Obama C.John Mccain
Free Comments & Graphics
Free Comments & Graphics
Prom!!!!
I have a question? My wife and i were to go to a concert today that lasted all day long. My daughter was asked to a Senior prom after we bought tickets to the concert months ago! My wife and oldest daughter went to the concert and i stayed at home with my daughter so as she had one of her parents here to see her off. Now here is the Question.... who do you think should have stayed with our daughter? I say both of us!!! What do you think?
My Lounge
I have done everything i can to get ppl in my lounge. I buy drinks, i'm super nice, and i'm in there all day long. I have made bulletins, sent out invites, i even blogged it. There is no drama in my lounge at all n i dunno i'm just thinking i'm done with it. I dunno what else to do. What am I doing wrong?
He's Ok
As I kneel on the grass and run my hand over his name engraved in stone, I feel confused. Does he know I'm here? Does he see me? Does he remember who I am 8 years later? Does he know how much I love him and miss him. I hold a picture of his two brothers that he never got to meet. I feel drops of water on my arm and think to myself "don't cry. Not now. I can not cry." I bring my hand to my face to wipe away any evidence of tears and realize it wasn't tears but it has started to sprinkle drops of rain. I look up to the sky and start to unload a years worth of pain and confusion and I cry and cry and cry. I talk out loud to my son and tell him that I miss him and I love him more than he will ever know. I wait and expect a response...and at that moment, the wind blows slightly and the sun peeks out and that is his sign to me that he is there and he is OK.
My Cd
Dear Friends, I am excited to inform you that my album Eternity will be released on May 20th 2008 (it will be available world wide)!! (*^-^*) Eternity is dedicated to my friends and fans. My latest production 'mind eraser' with Zelma Davis and 'My Angel' (HG remix) by Blessing Odiase will be featured on this album. I hope you will enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed making it~* You will be able to pre-order your copy of Eternity on amazon.com best buy Thank you very much for your continued love and support!! ~* Dedicated ♥ HG
My Online Time
Yes, it is true... I give free full body massages to people I consider friends or potential friends. I wanted to let everyone know who reads this that I have long been practicing giving massages. Reading books and learning different massage techniques. I have finally started giving massasges for free... Full body massage, or neck and shoulder, or head... hands and feet... You decide... Since I give these for free and it is done in my spare time, I can't give massages away to everyone. So... If I offer, I hope you will know that it is a genuine offer. What do I get out of it? Nothing other than a work out for my hand strength, and great conversation with hopefully a new friend... or not... you decide. Anyway... I know I'm crazy for doing this, but oh well... Life is meant to be lived.
~ Last Lecture ~
~ Close to Home ~ Hi everyone. I have come across a video of an Extraordinary man who is dying. I hope you take the time to view this in it's entire presentation as I feel it will enrich everyone with the patience to watch it. I pay it forward because it strikes close to home with me. You see, I too have a battle that I am fighting minute by minute. I blew out two discs working as a medic and when an MRI was done, a tumor was found growing on my spine at L-1, shocked me beyond words and left me numb. The discs blown were L-5 and S-1. I am going thru treatment and accept injections in my back four at at time....I have to tip my hat to ladies that get epidurals. Not a pleasant experience. I tell you my journery because of the bravery of the man in the lecture. This too is why I chose to place blogs mostly about Love. I do not wish pity on me. Just smile and Know 'new day, new opportunity'....please my friends, watch this....I learned some things as I did...I learned: 1. 'W
Happy Mothers Day
I know this won't be much of a blog really but I wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Being a mom has been the best job I have ever had. It's difficult at times but being a parent always is. I do enjoy it regardless. My kids are great. I hope all the moms have a great day tomorrow!!!! Enjoy being a mom!
The Death Of Daddy!
I should be packing my bags for that long drive home... But here I sit on Fubar....writing a blog... Crying tears..of sadness? Joy? relief?....pain? Can I put away the mistress of darkness for good...........or does she continue to reside in me although he is gone for good..... I feel devastated and yet overjoyed is this wrong.... Some day I shall continue this blog....continue the story of the man who is gone ..... Whose life became a rags to riches story.....a story of selfishness to giver............. A man I truly loved A man I will miss....crys....... My heart breaks ....I may be gone awhile but will check in when I can my friends....
Mother's Day
A Mothers Love A Mothers love is a special love that only she knows how to show No matter what life may bring, a mothers love will always flow. A mothers love comes mixed and stirred just like she cooks a favorite meal A mothers love can come in and seal the deal. When the going gets rough; and times seem to be too tough. When you feel that there is no one in your corner When you feel there is no one there to catch the slack. Just turn to a mothers love, she will all ways have you back. God has blessed the woman to give birth, To give a gift that is life God blessed the woman with a special love A love that no one can match A love for her Child No matter how much trouble that child may cause, No matter how mad that child may make you, A Mothers love comes out and all is well. I will stand on the top of a mountain and tell the whole world A mothers love can not be toped nor matched. So with this I send, to all mothers on this day and every othe
Special Days
MOTHER This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece. Please read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure... For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this. The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it.. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and
Do You Know Any Of These People
> All of these people are in the same contest and I'm sure you know one or maybe two of them . So stop by and show them a little love!! JGTHdžG˧~ 'ЯдїЙ~ *~SexyBitch~* Red ~Jersey Girl~ LilMsMaria~ BLUE EYES~ BIG FAT DADDY~ ŞħĐŴ~ DJ*BABYSCORPIO Witchie Woman~ (`._♥ Sex Kitten Slygirl ~ b1ueeyez~
Random Thoughts.........
I had wrote something similar to this awhile back but it seems that i have removed it from everywhere . So i am just gonna try my best to remember what i had wrote lol. Tell people how you really feel about them whether it is good or bad. They will look up to you for being honest. When you tell someone that you love them look them in the eyes and sincerely mean it. Don`t say it because you know that is what they want to hear. Say it because you FEEL it. When a girl says "NO" she means it and leave it at that. Do not bring it back up within the next 48 hrs. Trust me. Do not put things off for tomorrow that can be done today. Tomorrow is not a given. So do it today. Smile,even when you don`t want to. Someone somewhere is falling in love with your smile. Late at night when you can`t sleep and you think no one cares. Your wrong. Someone somewhere is laying there thinking about you. Take the time to talk to someone when they want to talk. You never know what they are t
Happy Mothers Day
JUST WANT TO WISH ALL MY NEW FRIENDS THAT ARE MOM'S A VERY HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ....... XOXOXOXOX
Open Your Mind
I found this video. Linking Sexuality and spirituality.
Few Of My Poems
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover's k
What Hurts.......
When you LOVE someone with all your Heart and they could CARELESS. Talking to SOMEONE for months and then they just up and decide to STOP talking to you with no EXPLANATION and wont give you one cause their too damn STUBBORN to fucking GROW UP and act their age. (BE A MAN) or (WOMAN) When you ask SOMEONE how they FEEL about you and they AVOID that question and change the subject. Knowing that deep down even though he or she has done you so WRONG (MANY TIMES) in the past you still LOVE them and ALWAYS will. Knowing that if you EVER went back to him or her it would be the SAME old BULLSHIT. Knowing that you CONNECTED with someone and THEY KNOW that they connected with you but DONT do anything to PURSUE more. Knowing deep down that when he or she AVOIDS answering a QUESTION they think that their SAVING you the PAIN and HEARTACHE but they are NOT it just makes it that much WORSE. Knowing that you made an IMPACT in someones life and they just DROP you out of their LIFE
Have You Ever
have you ever just wanted to cry? to take on all your hurt all at once, to take off this mask you wear and show the world you really arent that strong at all. have you ever just wanted to love? everyone that ever hated you. to say your sorry when you did nothing wrong. have you ever just wanted to feel? feel love thats overwhelming that shakes you to your core. the perfection most strive for but never achieve. when its right in front of you but you cant have it. have you ever just wanted to scream? to tell the world everything, all your lies and secrets, if only just once. have you ever wanted to fall? just to hurt, just to sleep to make everything stop. have you ever just wanted to bleed? to cleanse the soul of imperfection, to bare the truth for all to see, to show how fucked up you really are. have you ever just wanted to lose? to show them all that you arent perfect. to spit the logic back in the faces of those who told you that you would succeed. have you eve
Thoughts From A Friend
Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep. It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re- fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more. But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away...never to return. So... While we have it... its best we love it... And care for it.... And fix it when it's broken..... And heal
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After The Hurt
DON'T GET ATTACHED....I don't want a relationship unless you can prove to me that not all women are the same. No your words dont mean crap to me. No I can't trust you. No I don't beleive you. Promises are nothing but spoken words to me. I know I'm not your one and only so don't say so. No I'm not the world. No my looks don't make your day. No my laughter isn't music. No I'm not a rebound so I'm not going to sit here and wait till you're ready. And no I wont wait on your call. No you can't see the world in my eyes. No my smile isn't magic. No I'm not too good to be true....none the less your wishes can come true. I am a prince....but not yours, not yet. I don't need your money. I'm not different...trust me. Really I'm not looking for a dream come true. I don't wish to be your everything but I do want to be your major. I don't need you to be thinking of me every second of the day. Make me believe we can forget about the world by holding my hand. Tell me I'm hansom, but only if you mean i
Give Away Plz Help
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Story Time
Erica and I had just gotten home from the club and were beat. Our Friday nights usually went on and on at the clubs. Most of the time spent dancing and drinking. Erica turned to me and said she was going to take a shower before we headed off to bed. I grinned inside, made up some lame line about being hungry, and was going to make something to eat. She nodded at me and stripped bare as she walked to the bathroom, tossing her clothes onto the floor. "Damn she's got a hot body!" I thought to myself. I waited for a few minutes, to try and make her believe that I really was getting something to eat. I frequently hopped in the shower with her and she's hardly ever surprised. I quietly stripped down in the kitchen and snuck into the bathroom. The tiny bathroom was filled with steam and the scent of her soap. I could feel myself grow hard as I crept up to the bathtub. I slowly pulled the shower curtain aside and there she was. Her back was to me, the water and soap blending and cascading down
Important News Flash!!!!!
THEY ARE GOING TO START PLAYING PORN AT THE GAS PUMPS, SO YOU CAN WATCH SOMEONE ELSE GETTING FUCKED INSTEAD OF YOU!!!!!!!!
My Dear
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, w hich is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired! 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurr
7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7
5 Levels Of A Hangover
5 Levels of Hangovers...tee hee...go ahead and tell me how crappy you feel now OK.. the credit for this goes to Shannon..she posted it as a bulletin, but i think its rather blog worthy .... so that when someone tells me that they had WAAAAAY to much, I can diagnose them simply with a 1-5 star rating on their hang over Five Levels of Hangovers > One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. > Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. > Three Star Hangover (***) Slight he
This Is For My Favorite Milfs (happy Mother's Day)
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Lingerie
I love lingerie on women,,,,its a huge tease and turn on for me...i would like to see hwt lingerie u find sexy. Please post pics
Girls Next Door
MS.CHELLE ONE OF THE OWNERS Ms.Chelle *Girl Next Door*@ fubar MRS.CUTIE ONE OF THE OWNERS ۞ Mrs.CuTiE GirL NexT DooR۞ONE OF THE OWNERS OF THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR GROUP@ fubar MRS.BUBBLES ONE OF OUR MEMBERS Mrs. Bubbles *Girl Next Door*@ fubar MZ.CUFFED DESIRED ONE OF OUR MEMBERS ǵ r one of THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR@ fubar MZ.JENN ONE OF OUR MEMBERS Mz. Jenn *Girl Next Door*@ fubar MZ.NOT YOUR AVERAGE GIRL ONE OF OUR MEMBERS "Mz. Not Your Average Girl Next Door" SBRadio's Dj HotAzz~@ fubar MZ.BELLE ONE OF OUR MEMBERS MZ.BELLE Girl Next Door You Know The One Your Momma Warned You About@ fubar MORE TO COME WE HOPE
Too Perceptive About Mundane Things
The most dangerous two word combo in the English language is "breakfast buffet". Dangerous because if it's a new one, I will tend to leave my tire rubber signature in the middle of the road out front as I go screaming into the parking lot, appetite at the ready, to sample their fare. I am a breakfastaholic. Breakfast is the perfect meal. Eggs, milk, pork, grain, fiber, fruits and vegetables...all deliciously served without being hidden in some crazed casserole or complicated mixture. No, it's all right out front and in multiple forms. How do you like your eggs? Grits or hash browns? White or wheat toast...or biscuits...or muffins...or bagels? Grape jelly...strawberry jam...or are you a mixed fruit person? Breakfast is just like Star Trek's Vulcan IDIC philosophy of "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination". This morning, after a week of fast food pre-fab fare, I treated myself to my local Golden Corral which is a selective breakfast buffet...saturday and sunday only...a
Mothers
Lair of Love Lounge We Wish All The Mother's On Fubar A Wonderful Mother's Day. Grab your friends and check out Lair of Love! You will be extremely glad you did! Click the pic to join Lair of Love!
Crazy
HOW IN THE HELL CAN MY SHOWER PIC'S BE MARKED AS NSFW ????????? THEY DONT SHOW SHIT !!!!!! IVE SEEN PIC'S THAT SHOWED AND WASNT MARKED NSFW ...OH YEA THEY HAD SOMETHING ON BUT YOU COULD FUK'N SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT!!...OH WAIT!!! IT'S CAUSE IM MALE BET IF I WAS FEMALE HE WOULDNT HAVE FLAGGED ME ......... LET ME RUN GET ME SUM FOAM AND BRA AND A POCKET PUSSY MAYBE THAT WILL SATISFY HIM ........................................................................................ THIS WAS FRIGIN CRAZY .... OH AND I MARKED THIS BLOG NSFW SO NO 1 COULD RUN SAY IT WASNT FOR ALL MY FINE LANGUAGE SO BLAH BLAH NEENER NEENER
A Story Of A Girl
May 10, 2008 A girl around the age of 18, her brunette hair dangling in her face, tears streaming out of her eyes. She has been waiting for so long for him to come back into her life. The love of her life, the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with. All of that is gone now, she is all alone in this world once again. In her heart she knows she will never find anyone quite like him. Her heart is breaking, her world is falling apart and she has no one to turn to, nobody knows how she is feeling. Dying inside, knowing she will never be the same. Days pass turning into weeks and then into months. she is still the same girl but no one would have guessed. A smile hides more pain than anybody can imagine. She may seem look like everything is alright but looks aren't everything. to tell the truth she is actually crying, dying to have him back in her life. She can't seem to get him out of her mind. There's a hole in her heart where his love used to belong. All she wants in the w
Giveaway Plz Will Pay
I will pay 5K fubucks for 500 comments when ur done fumail me and ill send em I am packing to move this weekend so bare with me. Hey guys everytime im in a contest for a HH im so close but never win this time im in a giveaway theres no time limit I need 50K to get it if you could all leave 100-200 each id have it in no time.... If and when u do let me know u did and how many in a Private message please so i know who to thank for it heres the link... I had to start over i have 5000 that are being added to the end from the old page Thanks Guys i love ya
Why Do I Feel Like This
Why do I feel like this??? Well lets see My sister Husband left last week to boot camp for the army. I don't know if i should be happy his gone and left 3 young kids and a wife behind (which my sister says they haven't been together since Jan but they live together till now Or should I be mad cus the kids don't have a dad and my sister is with out her husband. I cry all the time when I think of this and what the kids are going though not having their dad around for a while... My sister called me last night and asked me to watch her kids so she could go to the bar and well thats fine till her son woke up and was crying and wanted nothing to do with me and then thats when i started to cry again cus he looks just like his dad. I hurt inside cus hes not around and not with his kids and i know his kids miss him... so please tell me do i have the right to feel upset and sad that my sister kids dad is gone... Oh and i feel like my sister doesn't mind him being gone and shes not taking it l
Work
For those who don't know part of my job is giving skills test for drivers licenses. A lot of the people I see for auto licenses are international people as I live in a University town. In my state one can drive on an international license for a year legally without obtaining a state license. Here is the scary part an international person driving on a international license legally, can take a driving test, fail horribly, and drive away alone legally. Had a test this morning with a woman who couldn't speak any english. She pulled out in front of several vehicles causing them to stop and drove over an overpass on the wrong side of the road. Needless to say she failed but she is still driving. I just wish an international license would be voided when one attempts the state driving test that way if they fail they are of the road as they probably should be...Just a rant.
Proud Mother
Tonight was a special night for me. One I dreaded actually, as I have been a MOM a long time and was really getting tired of the concerts, plays, dance recitals, etc....but tonight was an eye opener for me. You see, my oldest daughter, is now 19. She started taking dance at about age 7 and by age 9 was performing solos at recitals. She's a natural, an awesome dancer, and I am not being prejudice...the town talks about her. Anyway, last year, she went off to college, wasn't going to dance anymore....her instructor begged her to stay and teach a couple of classes, earn some extra money and still perform as well. It worked out well....you see, tonight I was not only sitting there in awe of my own daughter's talent, I watched the 15-20 other younger girls who my daughter TAUGHT and choreographed for the past 8 months. It was a beautiful program and I am very proud of my daughter......here is a small portion of what I watched tonight.........enjoy!
Help! (also Known As Do For Me)
Am i the best at rating? No Do i always immediately rate back? No Have i rated everything all my friends have? No But i try. When i first joined fubar i tried every few days to rate at least one friends pics & stash. However, i quickly noticed that only a very small percentage of those reciprocated. Okay. This is not my first rodeo. I know that most people in the world are selfish. And knowing this, i blew it off just as human nature. "Give me yours and i'll keep mine." But when i rate your pics or stash and leave you comments, then never get anything in return. Not even a token such as 1 pic rating. Don't message or shout me with a link to your contest cause you think i'm a total pushover. Just because i'm nice enough to rate anything of yours doesn't mean you can take advantage of me. I know that maybe 3 people on my list will even read this. I can almost guarantee the girl that put the link in my shoutbox tonight won't. This is just a way for me to vent. A
I'm In A Contest- Lol
Ok so I am not sure how this works but supposedly if U would go to this address & rate my pic for me I supposedly have a chance to win VIP status for a short period, Woo HOO whatever that means, anyways friends help me out here would ya!
Treatre Of Tragedy
By My Friend Randy
A mother is someone to shelter and guide us, To love us, whatever we do, With a warm understanding and infinite patience, And wonderful gentleness, too. How often a mother means swift reassurance In soothing our small, childish fears, How tenderly mothers watch over their children And treasure them all through the years! The heart of a mother is full of forgiveness For any mistake, big or small, And generous always in helping her family Whose needs she has placed above all. A mother can utter a word of compassion And make all our cares fall away, She can brighten a home with the sound of her laughter And make life delightful and gay. A mother possesses incredible wisdom And wonderful insight and skill - In each human heart is that one special corner Which only a mother can fill! A mother can be almost any size or any age, but she won't admit to anything over thirty. A mother has soft hands and smells good. A mother likes new dresses, music, a clean hous
Mothers Day With Out Mom
On Mothers Day, many people feel pressured to do the greeting card/Sunday brunch/bouquet of flowers thing. That is perfectly valid. It satisfies a need to prove you have a good relationship with your mother. Of course, relationships with ones mother are complicated and cant be watered down to good or bad or roses or daisies. Pretty much all mother-child relationships have some conflict built into them, some more than others. Today, however, I will address dealing with Mothers Day when your mother is deceased. Obviously, any day that holds memories such as a birthday, holiday or anniversary can be be painful, and can remain painful for years. On Mothers Day, everyone else is focused on their mothers. So the feeling of missing your mother and feeling like you are the only one in the world without a mother can intensify these feelings of loss. This holds whether or not you had a good relationship with your mother when she was alive. Though Mothers Day
Lets Make Her Godmother
Tequila needs lots of love from all of her Lollipop Gurlz and friends and family to help her level to GodMother..... She is the best and the most giving person that I have meet on this site...so lets help our Creator of the Lollipop Gurlz become our GodMother...
Mothers Day...
I WANT TO WISH ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE THAT HAVE AND OR CARE FOR CHILDREN A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY... YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE FOR MOTHERS DAY??? TO GODMOTHER, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!! THANK YOU ALL FOR ANY AND ALL HELP HELPING ME TO GET MY GOAL...
Contest Standings
Current Standings In The Race To The 1st 5000 Comments.Im Only Going To Post The Top Five Scores Tonight. The !st to 5000 ! 'ЯдїЙ~ 3000 comments DJ*BABYSCORPIO~ BLUE EYES~ 1100 comments BIG FAT DADDY~ 1058 comments LilMsMaria~457 comments So this is where we are tonight! LETS SEE WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TOMORROW!!! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT PIЙTЯ
Check Out This Awesome Lounge
this awesome lounge needs you come join us.sit back and have some fun.so pls just check it out ok. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=57827#
Wish Iwasnt Feeling So Bad
well yall im moving to another place i will be off here for awhile as soon as i get internet i will let yall know thanks for being there as a friends and fans
All Over My Head
This Coptic woman's use of the word blueprint (demand for them in earlier yrs) suggests to me intensity. (heated conditions of forced thought scenarios, is how I define this struggle=then for me) My brother said quite similarly that he loves "models." Like for behavior & episteme. Dreams were my alliterative path for so long, were blueprints I thought I could count on, & one image left me wanting less of what I imagined & more of the outward fact, where I think the answer lies. A hulking corporeal auditory skinned-toned mass is what flashed in my mind's eye waking up one morning, just as Dylan sang "horns that blow in my face w/scorn." It was instructive because it countered me-as something receptive, but instead rather I was just a potential. I was basically dreaming of a sensory reality & expectant, but not solvent. There is this musician guy, I often refer to, whose perceptive way to evaluate anything thru his lyricism, is left open to scrutiny, because in the end it has everyt
Dom King
MY NEW OWNER DOM KING Serving Dom King will be quite Interesting! After All He Serves And Protects US I think its High Time He Gets Served Back! For One Month, I will Be his slave on Fubar! SO CLICK ON THIS LINK BELOW AND ADD/FAN/RATE Domking123 ***Member of the Confedrate Family***@ fubar AND MOST IMPORTANTLY DO NOT FORGET TO SHOW HIM SUPPORT FOR HIS SERVICES IN THE ARMY! GOD BLESS HIM AND ALL OTHER MILITARY MEN & WOMEN AT HOME AND AWAY AND KEEP THEM SAFE! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOUR FAMILY AS WELL!
People At Work
I always notice that those who work hard are rarely recognized; while those who tell the boss how good they are, receive advancements and promotions, even if they are not good as they say are. I guess it sometimes pays to promote yourself. Sometimes hard work does not speak for itself. Off course, sooner or later, those who advance and get ahead by making false claims and bragging, will not be able to live up to the boss' expectations. It is a long fall back down!
Life
Ya know ,I work all night and then I sleep for a while ,get up and feel like shit the rest of the day.I can't work a regular job because I'm "dissabled"! soooooo, here I am pissed off and frustrated all the time because I've always earned my way,by whatever means necaserry(and if thats spelled wrong,,,,deal)And now I'm told "take it easy,you can't do this anymore".dissability won't and can't pay my bills for me and my family. So,,,am I liveing it? or am I just existing? I don't bitch much ,and I know it could be worse,and I thank god every day that its not. But boy,does this suck! I hope this is the place for this kinda stuff,so please let me know if i'm in the right place.
The Thermometer Of Love
For each of the 15 sentences below,choose a number from 1 (not at all true) to 9 (defenitely true) that most accurately describes your feelings toward the person you love.Write down your number from each corresponding row. I get extremely when things don't go right in my reltionship with ____. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I would feel deep despair if ___ left me. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Sometimes I feel I can't control my thoughts; they are obsessively about___ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I feel happy when I'm doin something to make ___ happy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I would rather be with___ than anyone else. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I'd get jealous if I thought ___ were falling in love with someone else. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I yearn to know all about___. 1 2
Mother's Day Stories
Baking a Cake with your Child's Help Preheat oven. Check to be certain that there are no rubber balls or plastic soldiers on the oven shelves. Remove blocks and toy autos from table. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour; wash flour off him. Re-measure flour. Crack more nuts to replace those Johnny ate. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl. Wash Johnny. Answer telephone. Return. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. Look for Johnny. Grease another pan. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find Johnny. Remove his hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and remove layer of nut shells in it. Head for Johnny, who runs, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. Call bakery, place order. Take two aspirin. Lie down
Missouri, Oklahoma After New Round Of Tornadoes
Everyone Knows we been getting some bad weather the last few months well sad but true heres some more... SENECA, Mo. - A tornado that spun across the Oklahoma-Missouri border killed at least 18 people as severe storms raked the nation's heart Saturday, injuring many and mangling buildings in the storm-weary region. ADVERTISEMENT click here At least 12 people were killed after severe storms spawned tornadoes and high winds across sections of southwestern Missouri, the State Emergency Management Agency said. Ten of the dead were killed when a twister struck near Seneca, near the Oklahoma border. At least six people were killed as the tornado flattened the northeastern Oklahoma town of Picher, authorities said. "They're going over the hard-hit area and turning over everything and looking," SEMA spokeswoman Susie Stonner said of emergency workers' search for victims and assessment of damage. "It's hard to do in the dark." The number of injuries across the area was not imm
Happy Morthers Day
made by keith Date: May 10, 2008 8:37 PM MAY YOU ALL HAVE A GR8 DAY!!! LOTS OF LUV AND HUGSSSSS!!!!!!!
Thanks For Helping To Level Me!
I want to thank all the Frat Members and Dirty South Crew Members that helped me to reach this next level! Thank you all!! You All Rock!! ~Margarita
Love
So what is love? Love is what you feel when you with someone you care for Love is what you feel when you do things for someone you care for Love is how you care for someone you like So what is love? Love is the way you care for your family Love is the way you care for your friends Love is the way you care for that certain person you call your girl friend So what is love? Love is when you miss someone, even for a minute Love is how you like everything about that person Love is every little thing you would do for each other So what is love? Love is when you talk on the internet for hours a day Love is when you would talk on the phone for hours till the phone dies Love is when you use all of your texts or minutes on each other So what is love? Love is the way I feel about my girl friend Love is the way I feel about a girl named Erica Love is the way I think we both feel about each other So what is love? Love is the feelings I have towards my new
I Am Rock Lyrics
Listen... I am Rock, it ain't no breakin' me I am Rock, it ain't no shakin' me I am Rock, that ain't no earthquake, it's me I am Rock (ohh) I am Rock (ohh) I am Rock, it ain't no breakin' me I am Rock, it ain't no shakin' me I am Rock, that ain't no earthquake, it's me I am Rock (ohh) I am Rock (ohh) I am Rock Know when you criticize me, before you try to, do me a solid Take a short walk in my shoes My boots, my kicks, my flip-flops, whatever I done seen rain and I ain't just talkin' weather But I'm a survivor Shame on you if you thought I would ever leave I'm a be right there where the legends be I am unbreakable, I'm Rock, I am never weak now I feel weak sometimes, but you'll never see I'm going through one of the roughest times in my entire life right now Still I got a slight smile I'm knowin' it's gonna be better days, like Tupac said And we go make it like Eve & them two LOX said Whos not fed up with something Life's about struggling and overcoming y
Brother-in-law
Please keep my brother-in--law and sister in prayer. He is 46 years old, and 3 weeks ago had 2 "significant" strokes. His speech and cognizant faculties were only slightly impacted. He did, however, suffer severe impairment of his gross and fine motor skills on his right side. They attribute it to high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and stress. They say that whatever he is getting back will be within 6 months. Thank you for your prayers.
The Bloody Blog
Now Available for Pre-Order! Who Wants Some of Wrath's Sloppy Seconds? Who wouldn't? Each year at the World Horror Convention, the most anticipated event is the Gross-Out Contest, where authors stand up in front of everyone and deliver some of the most disturbing, gut-wrenching tales anyone has ever heard. Wrath James White's stories are among the best of them. Now, we present his stories for the first time in print - uncut. Here are his four stories from previous years, as well as his entry for the 2008 WHC. But there's more! We have a bonus story that is "one of the most grotesque and horrific murder/rape/revenge stories I have ever written." Mark McLaughlin provided the cover art in addition to a hilarious introduction. Approximately 35 pages 6 X 9 Chapbook http://www.skullvines.com/main/page_bookstore.html
Naughty Application...
"NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" (Copy and Paste the entire application in a fu-mail to me. Fill it out and send..) 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. How long would we have sex? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Would you tell your friends abo
Happy Mother's Day!
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A Poem ... Your Gone.
Look at your house , its empty Kind of like my heart when you left my soul no longer urns for your touch you where there but now your gone is he really that much better then me you left with out saying good bye you never even cared, your shallow you have a cruel heart and bad intentions I should have know to ever believe you I know better to trust any one now and thats is all because of you I dont wish you the best I hope he breaks your heart into pieces when he does my arms wont be open I will not take you back , I will have moved on you will been a distance memory then My life will be better and yours for once I will have over came you , the tide will have turned and thoughts of you will be gone and finally I will have moved on
Happy Mother's Day!
I was sent this in an e-mail by my mom and thought it was so beautiful I wanted to share it with you. :-) MOTHERS and MOMS If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around the world by Mother's Day. This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, 'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.' Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. This is for the mothers whose priceless art collection
Happy Mother's Day
I have WAY TOO MAY friends on here to wish each and every one of you a Happy Mother's Day individually, so if you are a mom and on my friends list, I hope you have a nice relaxing Mother's Day. Make the men in your life pamper you, cook for you, do your laundry (all of it) and clean the whole house for you today. That is a much better present than any flowers or candy they could buy. It's your day. Relax, enjoy, reflect, and watch the guys do all the work today. :-) Unfortunately my man is out on the river working and can't be here to do all those things for me, but I did get woke up this morning by 2 little kids with homemade Mother's Day cards. It was sweet. Have a good day!
Own Me Again
WHO'S FACE WILL GO HERE? imikimi - Customize Your World I SIMPLY LOVE BEING OWNED, IT'S FUN I'M IN ANOTHER AUCTION... IF YOU WANTED TO WIN ME IN PEBBLES AND MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY AND WANT TO OWN ME COME ON IN AND BID! YOU ALL MADE PEBBLES AUCTION FUN..LETS MAKE THIS ONE INTERESTING THESE AUCTIONS ARE NOT ABOUT ME..BUT THE PERSON THAT GETS TO HAVE ME FOR A MONTH! YOU GET SPOILED BY ME...TELL ME WHERE TO GO FOR HELPIN YOU OUT! CONTESTS....RATING SOMEONE...ETC! AND HERE IS WHAT I AM OFFERING IN THIS AUCTION! 1. All My 11's During Ownership Period 2. NSFW OR SFW salute Owner Choice 3. Personal Folder in My photo section with Surprises 4. Pimped Out On my Profile Page, Bulletin & Blog 5. Added to top 5 Family & Friends List 6. Stash and Everything Rated During Happy Hour Of Course the Better The Bids The Better I Become! I ENJOY PLAYING THIS FUBAR GAME OF CONTESTS AND AUCTIONS AND WHAT NOT.... BUT MAKING FRIENDS..AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE ON HERE IS N
Compassion Of A Life Not Yet Grown It Wings
Lost Spirits Life is wasted in the cold souls of everyone I know Burning, their hearts to a solid freezing state of ice Releasing their inner demons Overwhelming fear of me Becoming my broken family Scares me more than dieing Release the pain let the words speak to the minds That should be there for us Through thick and thin We are of one blood Families combined through love And compassion Fire in the souls No hate should consume us enough to leave behind All of what we have created together Blood is thicker than the water That has risen around us all The fear of losing my only family Because of something of the past Kills my soul and is darkening my spirit Filling me with curiosity As to how far will we go? Before our family is torn more Next killing each other maybe not physically But mentally leaving everyone to fend for his or her selves Everyone has his or her wrongs I am surely not perfect But does that mean you should give up us? Family? Give
Happy Mother's Day!!
Happy Mother's Day to all of my fubar moms. Many of you are M.I.L.F.S (if you know what that means) LOL! However each and everyone of you are special. Obviously w/out women there is no life so I thank you for that. I wish each and every one of you a Happy Mother's Day and may this day bring you great joy. Thanks for being one of my fubar hot moms. Wink @each and everyone of you. ;-) Much Love, T/H/R/I/L/L/E/R!
A Perfect Mother
Since the moment I entered this world, You have cared for me like no other. There is only one word to describe you, That is in every way a perfect Mother. In the years you have watched me grow So many memories we can now replay. You've been there to love and protect me, From my birth to this very day. When there's a cloud covering my path, Or a problem I am about to face. You'll be the one wipe away my tears, And put everything back in its place. Your warm touch is one of a kind, So gentle to send me to sleep. Your voice is one of an angels, A beauty only you deserve to keep. The way you always make me smile And the way you play with my hair. When I need to talk, you'll put me first, So I know how much you care. The sun in you're heart will continue, To shine in the future in all you do. The most special person in my life by far, I'm happy to say is you!
New Lounge
Getting ready to open a new lounge and i'm looking for a good promoter and coding person..Seeking out sexy fun loving individuals to help me run the lounge..So if your a lounge person and would like to be apart of making it a success please hit me up..Sassy
Happy Motherday
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Crap Day
Yes, yes, so it's Mothers Day and I am sitting here all alone, pouting cause I don't have a mother anymore, ok yes I am feeling sorry for myself that I didn't appreciate the time when I had her. So I guess, I am just going to stay in my Pjs, binge out and keep my house dark all day... UGH this is so not me..... Have a great day
Happy Mothers Day !
I SEND THIS POEM OUT TA ALL THA BEAUTIFUL MOMZ OUT THERE CUZ U R ALL LOVED VERY DEEPLY! A mother's love determines how We love ourselves and others. There is no sky we'll ever see Not lit by that first love. Stripped of love, the universe Would drive us mad with pain; But we are born into a world That greets our cries with joy. How much I owe you for the kiss That told me who I was! The greatest gift--a love of life-- Lay laughing in your eyes. Because of you my world still has The soft grace of your smile; And every wind of fortune bears The scent of your caress.
Beautiful Tags And Wonderful Words,from The Woman That Has Filled My Heart With So Much Love And Happiness
You make my heart flutter like a butterfly baby. I Love You so freakin much!! Like a butterfly whispering in the wind You breeze through my heart For all the days you fill my soul with love Every day with you is a blessed new start For all the wonderful moments we share in times of silence I Love You still For moments cuddled in your arms I treasure your love and always will I give you my heart with you smiles of joy and share my heart full of Love So blessed with you my dear man as I flutter about like a butterly above. I LOVE YOU BABY I Love You with all of my Heart, with every beat every second I breath baby. Thank you for always making every occassion so special for me. You're the love I've prayed for my whole life. Without you I can't breath baby. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH For all the days you fill my soul with love Every day with you is a blessed new start For all the wonderful moments we share in times of silence I Love You still For moments cuddl
Don't Mess With This Mom!
My son caem home from school one day with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics two, that's taught by Mr. Right? It's all about the laws today, The "Children's Bill of Rights" It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, or speak or what to wear. I have freedom from Religion, and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and peircing my tongue and nose. I can read and wath just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals,
Happy Mother's Day!
Why did God make Mothers? Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions :) Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of them when we were getting born. What kind of little girl was your Mom? 1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel-hair and everything nice in the world, and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think. What did Mom
Confusion
Remember when you asked me what is love to me? people usally say it's cuddling and kissing and loving n caring what about the pain the hurt the yelling and screaming the late night phone calls with i miss u'z ya sure there is good n bad to love but what happens when u never get to say good bye what happens when u love some one so much and u never get the chance to tell them how u feel love is more than the late night phone calls the times u spend at the mall,, it's more than holding hands,, it's what is in your heart,, it's how u truly honestly feel love is when the world stops spinning and the sky is no longer blue the clouds are never gray and it never rains love is scary but it's also a wonderful thing I just wish i wasn't so afraid of love now... ~WRITTEN BY THE SMARTEST MAN I KNOW~
Help Kelli
Click on Kelli's pic and rate it a 1 thats right a big number 1...here's the twist the lowest rate wins so there are 18 others that you need to rate a 10 or 11......dont forgot only rate her pic a 1.....ty
Love And Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
Happy Mothers Day
This goes out to all the Mothers out thier. Happy Mothers Day.
Its That Time Again
come show me some love stash rates pic rates a profile comment for 30 days sfw salute and a gift weekly if vip is given then the winner and i can discuss what more they would like
Hmmm
so i noticed i have two crushes and i cant figure out who it is. come on now you can tell me dont be shy. in fact itll probably cheer me up.
Commenter/rater 4 Hire!!!
People are always looking for commenters for contests And raters for their pics Well look no further I am now a commenter/rater for hire. Need comments for a contest? Every 100 comments will cost 10,000 fuBucks Want your pics rated? Every 100 picture rates will cost 10,000 fuBucks If you are interested Send me a private message on fubar. We'll talk over details and whatnot. Have an awesome day!! o.O[reLLa]O.o@ fubar P.S. Please remember I am only 1 person I may not be able to get to everyone at once and my level only allows me but so much in a day. I also have the right to refuse any offers.
Special Day
thank you to all the mothers on this special day. as the proud son to a very intelligent mom today is the day you should do nothing but expect everything. for all you do, say and keep to yourself, thank you if i had enough bucks, id buy all the moma and milf a round
What Kind Of Pics Sould I Add ? I Would Like To Know What My Freinds Like To See
i am geting ready to add more pics and was wondering what kind of pics my freinds would like to see.so let me know
Be Real People
why would you put a folder on here and say my eyes only if you dont want them to be seen dont put them on and why do you say add rate and fan to see pics and you people keep them lock that is a lie so that meens your not worth being a friend if you do that and why is it you people show nsfw pics and have a folder that is nsfw lock to people that will only buy you a blast we already seen it so whats the point you all know who you are and im so pissed off that you people want want want but dont give i have met alot of cool people and they know who the are so be fair and rate and comment open the folders and they have free sights to look at naked pics all day and free cam sights im just letting off steam and im aloud to
Mothers Day
Happy Mothers Day to all you Mom's :)
Pimp Out
"Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children"- "Eric Draven" from the Crow Demisis*Plus Size Pinup Girl*@ fubar ~LIL DEVIL~FU-OWNER OF IDRMOFS7~@ fubar ***Cole***Please stop by & sign my guestbook!!!@ fubar ~~Lucky's Btch~~Happy To Show U The Way @ The Real Red Dragon~@ fubar **KAT ** BLACK HAWKS PERV QUEEN@ fubar Happy Mothers Day
Fucker
You have a lot of nerve to get ahold of me after the shit you pulled. You're a sorry excuse of a man and an even shittier excuse of a marine! I'm pissed that I ever met you, that I ever listened to your bullshit lies, and that I drove all the way to Cherry Point, NC to see you just to be treated like shit! You're a disgusting asshole that was horrible in bed and made me want to vomit each time you touched me. It's sad that you use your title to make yourself feel like you're worth something because in the end you're not some great marine that will do wonders for our country, you're a gross, short, disgusting mother fucker that sucks in bed!
My New Contest
im holding a million dollar giveaway 1st place is 1 million fu bucks minimum of 25000 comments 2nd place is a 1 month vip or 7 day blast minimum of 15000 comments 3rs place is a bling pack minimum of 7500 comments and a bling pack for the person with the most rates contest will start as soon as i have 10 entries
Honesty
"NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" (Copy and Paste the entire application in a fu-mail to me. Fill it out and send..) 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. How long would we have sex? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Would you tell your friends abo
Club Rush
Come check out My Friends and I at one of the Newest and hottest Lounges on Fubar. The music is popping and makes everyone want get up and dance. Come shake yer Tushy!!!!!! Owner Lee Dj Premire Owner @ Club Rush@ fubar Co-Owner SDGirl31 *** Co~Owner of Club RUSH***@ fubar Manager lindsey0918@ fubar Bartender They Call Me "BEANER".... Bartender @ Club Rush@ fubar Head of Security $$Mike$$**Security @ Club RUS
Mandy Blogs
well i think anything is real may be a lil daydreaming but yeah i think that u can have a conection with some one on fubar or chatting but fubar love or real love its no real!
Missin My Papa
It's been two year's that my papa went home to heaven and I miss him so much and wish that I had another chance to see him again..I see him in my dreams and I know that he is alright and in good health and smiling down on o0ur family..There are day's that I wish that I was with him..I remeber that day so cleary just like it happened yesterday and I miss seening my papa's smile and juat talking to him..I love you papa..you are never forgotten and always missed..REST IN PARIDISE PAPA..and save a spot for me and meet me at the gate as they call my name to come home..

Good Black Men Good Black Men are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, and at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good man really looks like. He usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. He might not wear a suit or push a Lexus. He might not have a body like Tyson with a Denzel face. But, as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back rather than someone who turns your head. A good man will stick with you thought thick and thin, the good times and the bad times, the happy times and sad times. Hell be there when ever you need him even if u just needed some one to listen to or talk to. He may not always say what you want to hear but he all ways has your best interest at heart. A good man doesn't agree wholeheartedly with everything you say. He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, etc. he is

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