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Hmmm this guy is a member of the true raters, giving higher rates to those attractive people that deserve it ..... NOW, by no means do I claim to be a perfect 10, but damn ..... a 4?! REALLY?! rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=-@ fubar
A man can sleep around >>no questions asked ! But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes >>she is a Tramp !
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed: "Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you." "When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained. The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife. "I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?" "Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"
Sorry to all my friends that have been wondering about whee the hell Ive been. I have been so busy with school and my mother in law dieing its been real rough. but im back and have missed fubar.....-smiles- so hit me up anytime i will respond now.
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A Mommy Survey
How long have you been a Mom? 8 Years ago How many children call you Mommy? 1 Girl? Boy? or both? 2 Girls Did you know you were pregnant as soon as you concieved? With Destiny yes But not with Aundalynn Did you know what you were having? With Destiny no But with Aundalynn Yes How old were you when you became a Mom? 17 How long were you in labor ? 1st- 20 Hours 2nd- Emergency C- Section How long were they? Destiny 21 inches and 8lbs Aundalynn 20 inches and 7lbs 8ounces Does your child look more like its mother or father? Destiny did Aundalynn has a mix Natural or epidural? With Destiny I had an epidural to hurry the labor after 18 hrs What's your favorite thing about being a Mom? The fact that no matter what their my kids and no one not even a piece of paper can take that away from me. What's your least favorite thing? uummm hhhmm Do you want more kids? can't or yes I would Do you plan on having mo
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1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kis
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Psycho Women
My best friends cousin is getting married in like two weeks, and they have been planning the wedding forever. Ive known my girlfriends cousin for several years now, not as friends but we always hang out when we are both in town together. I always got weird vibes she didnt like me and the other year I confronted her on it and she denied everything. Well the wedding is almost here and I havent received any formal or informal invitation and my feelings are hurt. I dont really want to stir up any drama around her wedding so I havent asked about it, and just assumed like a good girl that I wasnt invited but my best friend keeps chatting about it and insist I help get ready for everything like shopping for bras, makeup, what type of up-do and quite frankly I dont want to help because I mad at her b*tch of a cousin who is too jealous of me to invite me to her wedding. Since I tend to think methodically *sometimes* I am thinking if I should get her a wedding a gift to rub it
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I Cried
when you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parent
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Can You Please Help My Sister
can you please show her some fu love and help her out...she returns all the love she gets. She really is an awesome person. So please go check her out. ~Mink~@ fubar Thank you. Hugs, Silverpixi
80 Things You May Not Know About Me...
....How big is your bed? Futon ....What are you listening to right now? The fan and snuglz meowing ....What is your favorite number? 21 and 2 ....What was the last thing you ate? Snickers Candy Bar ....Last person you hugged? Carrie ...How is the weather right now? Sunny and Hot! ....Who was the last person you talked to on the phone or text? Devin ....What do you find sexy in the opposite sex? eyes, and well he's Hot lol ....Favorite type of Food? Taco's ....Do you want children? I have 2 ....Do you drink? once in awhile ....Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? Use too.. ....Hair color? Red like always ....Eye color? Green ....Do you wear contacts/glasses? glasses ....Favorite holiday? None ....Favorite Season? Fall ....Last Movie you Watched? What happened in vegas ....Wh
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Since being back everyone seems to be picking at me. I try to help yet its not good enough. This is the ONE time in my life that I needed people. I have court happening right now, I am very depressed, very ill, paranoid... and well.... expliains it all really... anyway have fun bye :) Rest In Peace, my still heart, You grow weak and tired. Once you were, full of life, Once you were admired. Now all is suddenly quiet, And all is suddenly gone, Forever lost, you will be, Of you there will be none. Rest In Peace, my forgotten soul, You have beat your last, Once you were full of joy, Turned into an outcast Now all that was, makes clear sense, Now all I understand, People are just all afraid, Sociopaths should be banned. Rest In Peace, Christiana, You've grown sociophobic, Once you were invinsible, But now you're human-phobic. Now all your life, has disappeared, Now all you were is lost, What you wanted, was just very simple, But it had a very high cost. Res
Omfg @ Fubar
OMFG i have has some of my dark pictures up that I have had on here for over a year, an guess what, now this stupid site wants to put NSFW on them I would love to know what kid had this done, there is no tit or pussy showing so what the fuck is the problem , this site sucks way bad. I thought this was an adult site, but i really this its a damn kiddie site ...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Friends List
Hi there to any and all that's on my friends list...and any and all that might be on my list in the future: I have been recently informed, by a friend, that they suddenly disappeared off my list and off my family list. Well, I had no idea how that happened. I do know that I personally did not remove that friend off my page, and if I was purely by accident. Don't know if it was a fubar server glitch or if it was me clicking around on things and not paying attention to what I was doing. My friend felt hurt thinking that I deleted them on purpose....I did not purposely delete that person, and once I've added someone....I don't delete them, especially after I've added them to family. So, in case this has happened to any of my other friends besides this particular one, and you suddenly see that you have been removed from my friends list.....this blog is explaining it. So, to any and all of my fubar friends.... if you have found yourself in the same situation that my other frie
His pinky touches the tip of her nose, to her chin, and down her chest. He slides his hand behind her leg as he grasps and moves in between. He slowly licks her chest as he rolls her nipples between his fingers. He rolls his tongue on her nipple slowly. Suck, lick, lick. He moves down to her heart and now tongue to her tummy. Holding her hips he kisses her aches away. She sees his eyes, his lips, the tongue, the delivery? No, the roll. One hand grabs the tummy as he kisses the back of her shoulders and neck and breathes in her ear. The other hand gently touching but firmly holding her ass. He won't release her as he holds and teases the clitoris and plunges his finger inside of her. Goodbye plush pillow as she rises to him. She looks back but she is met with his kiss. He thrusts inside but she fights his penetration as she moves away sofly rubbing his cock inside of her vagina. He doesn't want to fight. He wraps her waist
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A Phucked Up Day
It's amazing what the human mind can push things aside or momentarily forget, just to merely's amazing how a person can realize in a moment..just why they do certain things...or act certain ways...and realize almost magically part of who you are that you never even knew...then feel afraid of that...or relieved by that...but mostly wonder how you can be so complex...and why or how does the mind decide when to reveal a bit of you. Once these things are may understand some of your thinking or actions...but you still can't change it...just understand why the dysfunction of self is there...and knowing there is no have no control of these things nor any control over when or what the mind will reveal next. Then you understand the mind is keeping you "safe" by changing you as a person...these things you think or do...that ensure your survival...these things may help keep you safe, but they will keep you from happiness
Things About Me
50 Things About Me Survey 1. What is your best friends name? Chrissy 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Pink 3. What are you listening to right now? water running 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? Spaghetti w/ litte meatballs 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Chrissy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes & smile 10. Do you have a significant other? Married 11. Favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy, Army Wives, Bill Engvall 12. Siblings? 2 13. Height? 5'0 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? hazel 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas 18. Month? April & July 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? no, there's always reason, it's a matter if I admit the reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Dane Cook 21. Favorite Day of
Fubar's Candy Shop Girls
ADD/FAN/RATE everyone on the list once your finished PM me with a picture for your tag, please give me 24 hrs to get the tag to you. If you don't have it by then let TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life know. Fubar'sCandy Shop Girls Club ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) ~Fu Cruise~Fu Angels~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Brittany ღ Property of Dooniel@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~
Master Darius..........part V
I woke with Masters lips pressed to mine. Wake up my slave its time to get up if we are to get to the theatre in time. I suggest we have something to eat now then go out for dinner after the show. That sounds wonderful Master, I said and he went and fetched the room service menu from the dresser. We decided on coffee and cakes and Master rang down with our order. Getting out of bed, he pulled on his clothes and leaned down and kissed me. You have permission to stay in bed while the waiter brings us our food. Thank you Master. I was pleased that he was not going to make me greet the waiter naked. After a short while there was a knock on the door and Master went over and answered it. The waiter put down the tray he was carrying and stood there, obviously waiting for a tip. Master looked at him. Would you like to see something interesting? Without waiting for a reply Master came over to the bed and, in one fluid motion, pulled the covers off me leaving me total
What My Name Is In Numbers
thank to my sister for this idea and link...if any one would like to do their own the following link below just caut and paste please... There are 15 letters in your name. Those 15 letters total to 67 There are 6 vowels and 9 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Scottish Female Scottish surname and place name. Gaelic Male From the gray fortress. Gaelic Female From the gray fortress. Celtic Male From the gray fortress. Celtic Female From the gray fortress. Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth. The expression or destiny for #4: Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical, down-to-earth approach. You are the kind of person who is always willing to work those long, hard hours to push a project through to complet
Get This Shit
get this shit all yall fubarians this fuckin dumbass retard ive been friends wit her 4 3 yrs now and regret very day of it she needs 2 get a life im sittin here bout 2 have a kid and i left my addiction in da past 4 my girl and this fuckin dumbass of an EX friend says dat callin my unborn child a god damn kid isnt yes ISNT DISRESPECTFUL OR NE THING OMMFG R U SERIOUS U FUCKIN LAZY BITCH COME ON DAT IS SO FAR IN DA DISRESPECT CATAGORY DAT MY EYES R BURNIN IN HELL RIGHT NOW JUST THINKIN BOUT IT BUT NE WAYS IF U KNO A MIZZ BLOWFISH on here DELETE HER ASS B4 SHE LOWERS UR I.Q. 2 peace from juggahoe69
Child Of Mine
Well, today my father called me at 7:30 am and told me that my daughter had a siezure. I asked him what had happened and he told me that supposedly she had an inner ear infection that they didn't know about. First of all I want to know how in the hell you don't know if a child has an inner ear infection? Anyways, so he called me agian while I was at work and told me that on the way to the hospital the parametics lost her twice. I ask him if she is ok and he tells me that she has had 2 more seizures and the are flying her out to Denver Childrens hospital to take more test to determine what exactly is going on with her. I am really hoping that all it is is the inner ear infection and nothing any worse than that. But I just wanted to get all this out... and hofully get some good feed back for everyone. Thanx...
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My Hero
hey, if you havnt noticed my man is in the army! along with my my sisters husband, they are both in 4th id just different units! anyways my man tim is thebest thing that has happenend to me and i plan on marrying him someday he is my drea come true, my hero, my everything....tim baby i luv you **muahz**
28 Jul
Almost called in this morning, so freakin tired. Yeah got a few things done but always feel like i fall more behind then anything. pplz don't stop callin with shit broken that needs fixin. kinda felt like i was being ignored all around by the some of the rn's i flirt with? startin to piss me off. maybe cause it's monday who know's. hope u all had a better one then me.
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Dear Santa Claus,
Dear Santa Claus, I know it's not even fall yet, but I figured I would start this list and then add to it later. I need some stuff for xmas this year. I should first thank you for the late xmas gift you sent me that arrived a bit after xmas. You know, I asked for a wonderful man to love me but he also had to have a really nice dick. Thanks! Anywhoo... here's the list. 1 I need a gas grill.. 2 Smaller hips 3 slimmer thighs 4 perkier tits 5 a RED kitchenaid Mixer.. 6. A new tattoo 7. Obedient Children 8. Obedient Pets 9. new neighbors 10. New neighbors that remember to buy their own fucking sugar at the grocery at the same time they buy koolaid or other items that require sugar as an ingredient.. 11. I can't think of anything else right now... .so I'll be back say.... September? haha
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August 7th Comedy In St Louis
5 magicians and comedians including the act Frank Sinatra meets Elvis and myself at the st louis airport mariott, thursday august time is 7:30 pm, general admit is $15...midwest magic for a complete list of performers...hope to see st louis locals come out and say hi!
Walk With Me
Walk with me, the path of life to explore every bend of the road enjoy with me the beauty of life along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each others arms when grief crosses our path find strength with me, in each others strength when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh to enlighten anothers distress cry with me, a single true tear to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life as they need to be preserved rejoice with me, in the mysteries of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each others souls when the world has gone insane find love with me, in each others hearts until this life has been fulfilled And when the path has come to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within
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He Calls To Me
He calls to me across the miles night winds carry his whispers they float on the breeze and through my window falling gently upon my ears - Hush- I hear him now He calls to me from the heavens glitterin stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes when he looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see him now He calls to me thru my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep where we laugh and love once again I am in his arms I feel him now He calls to me Every moment of every day distance couldn't keep us apart when destiny drew us together I'll hold him for eternity as long as he keeps calling
Like A Dream
here i sit, thinking only of u wondering what is to become of us understanding all u have been thru hoping to slowly gain ur trust my heart aches for u and also i yearn i want to understand u in hopes that i will learn your unique and special qualities amaze me your smile your mind your voice and its beautiful sound your eyes your hair your ability to cheer me up when you see that i am down my feelings for you go beyond that of words and at first it didn't seem real but that just taught me a lesson in doubting what i feel it seems i dreamed you into life and the reason for my stare the bluest sky the deepest sea don't even compare you're so very special in every single way and thoughts of you run thru my head every hour of the day i hope that you will understand just how i feel about you i want to be your guiding hand for all that you go thru
You are like the diamond You glimmer and glow And shine so brightly Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth, your heat Only to find none You are like the diamond You are bright and strong But you have no warmth, or love It's a terrible game To play with people's hearts Like mine You are like the diamond You will last longer than most But you will have no love No warmth to back up that bright light So what kind of life will it be? Besides long? Will you regret it someday? Regret being so much like the diamond Regret being so cold And look for me A find me gone? Can I ever leave? No, I can never leave you I am drawn to this cold light This false sense of warmth you give I keep wishing and hoping That someday, you will give warmth But, this will never be Diamonds last forever
Getting Off
Can you feel the emotions, taste the passion can you smell the fire a blazing satisfaction dreams so real can they be true fantasy role playing just me and you sexy actions no matter the place the thurst for satisfaction its quenching sexual taste hands in place a body to please kisses place softly flesh close to me eyes closed tight visions in the mine enjoying the moment this place, this time tensed muscles then body turns soft that is the pleasures of getting off.
On My Mind
Walking a trail of memories returning to spirit lands misty atmospheres appear as through a window tinted amber searching for the colors of the heart dreaming of times not measured by hour glasses crystals of quartz nor counted like grains of sand when each knew and felt a sense of place a silent serenade felt much like wind my spirit reads braille now reaching for you, touching reaching, reaching for you through the interval of space that is both now, here, present past, future, held suspended frozen by our minds...transfixed reaching because it has that special meaning to us the poignancy of waves breaking over Carolina blues, greens, and golds of listless days languishing listening to whispering wandering winds whip at open shutters there banging like a drum on coastal Carolina windows sounds of piano heard through a stand of pine trees music carried there by winds infinitely for your ear
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u can be around friends and family but still be lonely, your mind not here but your body is. sometime u are missing something and u donot know what its. u want to leave but have to stay to help and listen too. everything is going to fast in life and u start to miss people and lonely come back to u . and the lonely will be always.
For The First Time I Just Found Out That i have a 5yr old son in michigan named branden, his mother never said anything to me about him, until 5yrs later, i really hope i am gonna be a great dad, i dont wanna let anymore people down expecialy my SON!!
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I'm Writing A Book (seriously!)
I have started a book called "Human Being's for Dummies - An Owner's Manual" Concept: Written from both male and female perspectives discussing how we think, communication, relationships, reality, and how to make life everything you want it to be - and I mean everything! 1. Why being honest with yourself is rule #1 2. Communication - He said / she said 3. Why women die for the bad guy 4. Conversely; why the Nice Guy finished last 5. Why life is as simple as.... 6. What women don't know how to tell their men 7. What most men never understand about women 8. Why do women lose themselves in taking care of their families 9. Why men live to work 10. What it takes to live happily ever after . . . xx. Reality What else "MUST BE INCLUDED" in a book like this...? Comment me with your thoughts.
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Truth Be Told....
So I met this amazing guy on here. We totally hit it off, got along really well, talked online for a few months and then..... Some background my be helpful here. He is stationed in Iraq. I am in the states. Now I completely understand being in a war zone, limited contact with those you love and care about...I totally get it. I am not a blonde! With that said, we talked almost everyday for almost 2 months. I got that he wasn't always available to talk. I used to get the warning-I won't be available for x amount of days. But out of nowhere (at least, to me) I don't hear from him for 4, 5, 6, 7 days. No explanation. So I call him on it. And he explodes! IM yelling at me and shit, treating me like I'm a dumbass and I should cut HIM some slack. Telling me not to take his lack of communication personally. Well how am I supposed to take it when you can change you song on your profile but you can't say HI to you supposed girlfriend? Well, things escalated from there and I get a fe
Texas Is The Shit
ANOTHER REASON TEXAS ROCKS!!! thought this was pretty amusing. Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, which is pretty weak, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the h
I found this online. It says exactly how I really feel. If you choose to sign this then repost and add your name to the bottom of the list. If anyone tries to come to me and speak badly of you, I will ask you first before believing. I agree to be honest and answer truthfully. I will not pretend to be your friend to you while an enemy behind your back. I will discuss any misunderstandings with you, before making a wrong conclusion no matter how things appear. This agreement will stop those that for whatever reason want and do harm to others without the knowledge of the person being harmed. If you want to enter the friendship agreement, please take it serious. Then sign your name and repost. LilBamaGirl
Random Things About Me
75 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME: 1. I've always lived in CT 2. I'm an only child 3. I have a sarcastic sense of humor 4. I'm very honest and say how I feel 5. I'm going to be 30 in a year and that kinda scares me lol 6. I love the change of seasons 7. I'd love to drive cross country one day 8. Sometimes I worry too much 9. I smoke cigs 10. I'm 1/2 French, Irish, and English 11. I like cats better then dogs 12. I'm very intuitive 13. I'm observant 14. I love being in the woods and hiking 15. I've totaled two cars 16. I drive a silver 2004 Honda Civic 17. I love wearing heels 18. I'm only 5'1" 19. I have two tattoos 20. I have no piercings 21. My favorite store is New York and Company 22. I'm very down to earth 23. I love to kiss 24. I believe in karma 25. I've only been to one wedding 26. I went to a catholic high school 27. I can be a bitch, but only when provoked 28. I've never been ma
Do You Hear Me.....
Do You Hear Me When I Tell You, That I Love You And I Care? Do You Feel Me In Your Presence? Or Does It Seem Like I'm Not There? If I Came To You In Tears, Would You Simply Walk Away? Or Would You Hold Me In Ur Arms, & Tell Me That Its Okay? Am I Too Much For You To Handle? Or Am I Simply Just Not Good Enough? Would You Help Me Through Our Hard Times, Or Would U Leave Me When Things Got Tough? Do You Stare When I'm not Looking? Or Glimpse When I Turn Away? When I Tell You That I'm Leaving, Do You Secretly Want Me To Stay? Please Just Tell Me That You Heard Me, When I Told You You Are My World. Or Atleast U Know In Your Heart I Love You, And That I'm Proud To Be Your Girl. Now I'm Begging For You To Answer Me. I'm Down And On My Knees, I Only Want To Know The Truth, Just Answer Me, Answer Me Please!
Me And Me Alone
Well a little about me and me alone. I am 29 years old. I am a fun loving guy. I love to hang out online and can usally be found here when not with family or friends which by the way I don't really have anyways. I wanted to say thanks for everything and hope that you all will come back and keep checking out things as hopefully I will rise up in levels and become more active and participate. Anyways hit me up and give me a hollar.. lets get to know each other.
Gettin through the day is hard to do when your all im thinkin of, Its hard to get up in the morning when im not surrounded by your love. We talk on the phone everyday sometimes its all i look forward to, Without the ability to text and recieve your pics i dont know what i would do. I look back at choices i made and things that i could have done differently, But no matter what mistakes i've made i still love you unconditionally. When things were hard i wiped my brow and kept pushing through, It feels like we're part of a grander plan thats keeps leadin me straight to you. Ive been sittin here, cant get you off my mind, tryin my best to be strong, I drive myself crazy wishing i can feel your touch, but the truth remains... im all alone. No matter how strong i seem you dont see my pillow covered in tears, I'd cry you a river if i thought it could bring you near.
Bear Needs Hugs
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Fuck The World
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This blog is intended well and is in no way degrading...just my feelings!!! I have for the last 30 years not gotten along with my parents on a confortable level! It's sad that I can not come to my parents and have a normal conversation with them without them turning it into a arguement simply because they either jump to conclusions or just dont give me the time to say a complete statement/feelings or the story....why i dont know its always been this way. I love my parents with all my heart and i know that any parent/child relationship isnt perfect and i understand that nothing and no one is perfect thanks to adam and eve lol. Anyways the relationship between my parents and me mostly my mother and me was tons better before my aunt passed away with cancer in aunt was like a go between she expressed how i felt to my mother and vice versa. I love life and talks with my mother tons more then i dont now. Ty aint Brenda for what you have done wish my mother understood like you did. Don
Da Baddest
Monday, July 28, 2008 Fubar deleted my best friends Da Baddests account. This explains my new profile picture; the picture that she made for me a while ago. I am sad about Fubar deleting her account because Da Baddest is the kindest person I know on Fubar. I dont know why they did it and her mom says that she did not do anything wrong. Da Baddest was at level 24 and had a year of VPI and almost Five million Fubucks. Today, July 29, 2008 I wrote a message to Fubar asking them to look into it for a possible mistake. I hope they will answer my message. I also hope they do not delete my account for writing this.
Letter From A Soldier
Hello everyone, As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened. He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram. As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their service. So really he was just here to make a showing for the American's back home that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to make an e
Family Issues
Tried to take her life yesturday morning by taking over 150 pills. By the time the police got her to the ER, it was too late to pump her stomach because the pills had already been in her system for over a hour. She is currently in ICU, in a coma.... She's been like that for almost 24 hours now... My sister and I have not been on good terms for awhile now, and I just wish I could've told her how much her baby sister loves her... I tried to help her, we all did. But there is only so much you can do for a person who wont admit they have a problem. I will be on and off of here in between work, hospital, and working some more... PLEASE PLEASE pray for her & our family. She has 2 children that need their Mommy to get better soon, and miss her very much. Thanks you guys! I will keep u updated!
Tax Increases
INTERESTING DATA JUST RECEIVED ON TAXES Spread the word..... This is something you should be aware of so you don't get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry. Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election: CAPITAL GAINS TAX MCCAIN 0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples) McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax. OBAMA 28% on profit from ALL home sales How does this affect you? If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes. If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income. DIVIDEND TAX MCCAIN 15% (no change) OBAMA 39.6%
Homeless People
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless person. McCain,gave the homeless person his business card and told him to go home, get cleaned up, and in the morning to come to his office to apply for a job. Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5. When they came upon yet another homeless person, Obama told the homeless person to 'have hope...change is coming...' and gave him nothing. Now do you understand the difference between the candidates ?
Soft Whispers
I long to feel the warmth of your skin, Your hand, reaching for mine. I get lost in the tenderness of your touch. Your caress ignites my senses, and softly whispers, "I love you." I long to see the glow in your eyes, Your stare, connecting with mine. I get lost in the boundless depths of your soul. Your gaze frees my spirit, and softly whispers, "I love you." I long to taste the sweetness of your kiss, your lips, gently brushing mine. I get lost in the intensity of your emotions. Your passion captures my heart, and softly whispers, "I love you."
Last Night
A friend led me to a new site last night, an adult cam site. pretty nice i liked it. in the main room a cam is required to have on at all times. she was nakie most of the time and was breakin out the toys. got me real excited and poof left, how cruel huh,lol. not a bad night though just got me thinkin. did she run off with someone else? hmmmmm
I Disappeared
I just wanted to say that I am sorry that I have been gone for so long, work is crazy. But I will try to log on occasionally and keep in touch. Luv u all **SMOOCHEZ**
Making Love....
Talking with you on the phone, I feel the sensations burning in "the zone". I put my hands up under my nightdress, Starting with my breast softly I caress. Licking my fingers and drawing a line, Running it down my tummy, mmm, so.... divine! Getting to the top of my most precious spot, My body is just quivering, its so damn hot. The wetness is building, as I picture your face, Your lips are near, as I tear off my pantie lace. sliding my fingers in between my lips, Oh....ohhh, my god, your on-top, don't slip. My breathing is getting louder, I cannot hide As I enter my fingers deeply inside. Thrusting in then out, grabbing the sheets, Omg i scream, im dripping wet, oh, oh, oh, im trembling all over my body is in heat. Thinking of how much i love the thickness of your dick, Picturing you entering me, or just longing to give it a lick. My body arches up, as I let out a groan. I imagen you saying sweetly, baby i love to hear you moan. Panting as a lioness, I let out
Pls Do Me Just A Tiny Lil Favor
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"vampire Lust..."
The day is spent with little, or no talking. Words are replaced by intense looks, and light touching. Eye to eye contact is almost constant throughout the afternoon. Both know what is to take place, but neither have any way of knowing the animal-like urges that are already building up. Later, when unleashed, those passions will surprise even the dead laying silently below their feet. She is dressed in a long flowing dress, it's color a night shattering black and deep purple. The dress has a snug waist, but at the top, it lays just off her perfect shoulders. Her feet are kept by black ankle high shoes, sporting evil looking points at the toes. Her hair is put up on top of her head, but looks like with the removal of one or two bobby pins, it could come crashing down to hide the milky white skin of her neck. She walks with her head held high, surely unafraid of the darkness that surrounds her. He is dressed in an old "Tux with Tails", complete with Top-Hat. From head to toe, he is dresse
"dear Kara..."
Dear Kara, I guess we first noticed something was "different" when you were still inside your mothers tummy. Nothing too out of the ordinary, just little things, you know? You didn't like loud noises, nor did you like to sit still, lol. I would hold your momma's stomach, and tell you that I was right there, and that nothing would ever hurt you. Little did I know that the enemy had already slipped underneath my tight radar. An evil beast had already attacked my precious Angel, as I slept, and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. I had failed to keep you safe, and didn't even realize it, yet... During delivery, you were not a happy camper. I'm not sure what was upsetting you, but before you entered this world, and soon after, I could tell that something just wasn't right. "She looks great!" the doctor told your mother and me, so we took you home as the proudest parents in the city! You were so beautiful, I wanted to take you everywhere I went, and just show the world "wh
"just My Luck..."
The old wrecker rumbled down the long stretch of highway somewhere between Hell and Nowheresville. The hot Texas sun made the road out in front of him seem almost liquid, much like he was driving right down the middle of a river. Vapor "ghosts" danced, then disappeared as he roared past them, cussing the heat as he headed for what he hoped was his last call of the day. Old Mrs. Tucker had ran out of gas, on her way home from a wine tasting party, and needed someone to come give her a hand. Why couldn't it be Widow Tucker's daughter, Mary, needing his help instead? "Just my luck!", he said out loud, for he would have driven clear to Oregon to aid the tall beautiful Texan with the coal black hair, and the legs that seemed to go on for days. You see, he had a "thing" for this beautiful creature, he had dreamed since childhood of someday telling her that she'd always been his dream girl. But, as was always his luck, the opportunity had never presented itself. Right then and there, he swore
"christmas 2008..."
They had debated the entire month of November whether or not to put up a Christmas tree this year. The pros and cons had gotten hashed, rehashed, then hashed again. With no tree, they saved themselves the three to four hours it would take them to do it in the style and flavor they were accustomed to, and give them more time to be together, whether it be last minute shopping or just snuggling on the couch watching a good heartwarming movie . But, with a tree came hundreds of beautiful lights covering the symbol of what is surely the most sacred of holidays. After weighing both options very carefully, they decided between themselves that a few hours of "work", would give back, in return, many days of enjoyment. Ever since childhood, both had loved turning out all the lights and sitting in silence just gazing at the splendor that only comes from a well lit, and perfectly decorated Christmas tree. "Yes!" they both said in unison, "We will put up a tree this year!", and even though all the
"oh Chico..."
The big dog awoke that afternoon in December to the unmistakable sound of a car coming down the road. It wasn't just any car, no, this was "the nice lady's" car, the woman that had welcomed him in as a stray and had taken such good care of him since he showed up on her doorstep almost a year ago. He let his mind wander to the day he discovered this Heaven on earth. "How had he missed it?" After all, he was born just a ways up the road. But there, his owners were mean and dirty and paid no real attention to him. One day he got up, and just decided to go find himself a better place to live. As he walked in front of this house, he felt an overwhelming sense of love and friendliness. "This is my new home", he remembered thinking, "a place to feel loved and wanted". He was a black labrador retriever, larger than most, but even he needed to feel like someone, anyone, cared about him. This woman gave him food and water every day, but most importantly, she gave him plenty of big hugs and a mil
The Weekend
Well I don't have the kids this weekend so I guess of going to the Elks I will take the houseboat out and bring the bar with me and don't worry I wont be bored.
Hate Me
i'm boring,not cute , sexy, hot, and i canot do thing right. just hate me , i see so many beauty girls on here, just hate me , i'm not young . what do u want from me , just hate me.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted lou dly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the c
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A Five?!
This Fellow Fubarian decided I'm a five! I returned the favor and am a little disappointed that anyone could be so rude! Please let these type of people feel the same love that I have received from them.
This Is For The Girls
i've been here, and a few of you are there right now... so read this and realize that it happens to everyone at some point in time in their lives.. not just you... Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid
*hard Times*
As I look at my life and how hard it is to be me,My eyes, my lips, my color that cover*s me.. How I wish at times people can see what*s in me, My talents, my intelligent, my education that provides for me, How I strive to be a person in this corrupt world we call society, Looking for the right type of jobs, that would build my mind and that will fit me, As I drop to my knees thanking god for what he*s done for me, Keeping food on the table and a place for me to sleep, As I continue on my journey keeping faith in the air, living my life day by day praying one day some one will care* by Azul
A Lot Of Love.
alot recently i have been feeling more and more close to my now fiance and can't wait for us to get our lives back on track(we are currently homeless)but i have some plans i am working on as is she and we will make it out as soon as we get the plans movinge but to all things i can't wait to marry luisa and love like i do now for all eternity.
Hospital Time ( Sucks )
ok let's just start out saying when I had "Spiral Meningitis" when I was 13 months what I know I had it when I was a baby but from that my Auntie does believe that's when I got Seizures I guess I would say the effect but from that I had it totally worse when I was a baby if anything I think I could lived in a hospital lol cause it was that meaning times I went but what I know it was a lot worse when I was a baby from that I live it and it's very hard for me to sleep @ night cause I'm a computer freak @ night what I can say if I dont get my beauty sleep lol which I dont at all basically pretty much I'll start my seizures well I did pretty much I did get a couple of hours of sleep lastnight cause I went out lastnight and everything so came back home @ 12a.m. I believe then I was on the phone until 2a.m, then the computer and everything so yeah then after that yep totally past out of course was really tired then I woke up around 4a.m. cause had to wake my mother up @ 5:30a.m. but got her
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Always In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
Have you ever felt like this.Never in the right place when it is needed.The fucking story of my life.You think you are gaining on life only to find out you have lost.So what the fuck do you do? Keep living I guess as I do now.Life can be a fucking joke at times.People tell you things that make you go wow,only to see it was only things or words that they felt you needed to hear.I'm no dummy though I can be an ass.I ask myself why do I always believe or fall for these stupid ass lame fucking lines and to be true to myself I have no fucking excuse.Don't do the fucking blonde thing either.Maybe one day I will be in the right place of life and stop being in the wrong place all the time. Life can be measured by all the fuck ups we do right? Oh well I will just put another mark on the chalk board and say fuck it. I don't get on much anymore I feel I was taking for one really fucked up ride and until I feel better about this I will probably stay off.I do type it in on my mobile but I am li
Never Have More True Words Been Spoken.
Pasolini is me. 'Accattone' you'll be. I entered nothing and nothing entered me, 'Til you came with the key And you did your best but... As I live and breathe You have killed me, You have killed me. Yes I walk around somehow. But you have killed me, You have killed me. Piazza Cavour, what's my life for? Visconti is me. Magnani you'll never be. I entered nothing and nothing entered me, 'Til you came with the key And you did your best but... As I live and breathe You have killed me, You have killed me. Yes, I walk around somehow. But you have killed me, You have killed me Who am I that I come to be here...? As I live and breathe You have killed me, You have killed me. Yes I walk around somehow. But you have killed me, You have killed me. And there is no point saying this again. There is no point saying this again. But I forgive you, I forgive you. Always I do forgive you. Morrissey "You Have Killed Me"
What's This?
Ok, so I'm blogging. As if you really wanna know my personal thoughts.... What's something I don't like to talk about in public? Politics... that's one thing. Not everyone shares my views on politics and I know that. But, I'm really concerned about the presidential candidates. I mean, do I really want Barack Obama as my president? What difference does it make if I do? I mean, if I say I don't, it's not going to change anything. I don't make a difference in the presidential race. I'm just one person. I just feel like there are so many people wanting to vote him in for the wrong reasons. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I want John McCain for president either. I just feel like you have to be a very strong man/woman to be president and the weight of the free world is gonna be on your shoulders. My life and the way I live is gonna be in their hands. I wish people would thoroughly research the candidates before deciding to become supporters. I mean you really need to know
How To Find A Hot Date In 24 Hours
Use this sleep programming technique to find who to date. You must say the following OUT LOUD before you go to sleep: "I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?" Then go to sleep - you will get a description in a dream of the person to date, by tomorrow morning. Put a pen and paper next to your bed and write down your description. Try it, you have nothing to lose. Happy Dating.
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Cant Keep A Good Man Down
Ok well the way things are going right now i am pretty excited. You see i used to box started when i was like 7 then when i was 13 i had an accident and shattered my right shoulder, not related to boxing though, more like a bat to the right shoulder. So the doctors i saw recommended that i not fight again . I kept boxing after that but never really dedicted my self to it cuz my shoulder hurt too much so i was on and off. But i have been working my ass off to get back into the shape i need to be and i feel stronger than ever. I have had a few practice matches with some better more experienced fighters and i did really good i just got to train a little more and get ready for my come back. My shoulder no longer hurts and i have my trainer to thank for this, and my favorite fighting technique is south paul diff. from south paw, the difference is ur not really aloud to fight south paul in the ring, i mean you can and you cant. A lot of people use it in the bronx and in prison but it was tau
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Do Soul Mates Exist? Key # 1
Key #1) Best Friends. Each partner feels the other is the very best friend they have on Earth. let's hear your thoughts and opinions on this
Do Soul Mates Exist? Key # 2
2) Love and Tell. Soul Mates tell one another they love each other at least once every day of their lives, and both MEAN it sincerely. Neither EVER assumes the other "knows I love him/her so I don't need to tell him/her". There is NO taking love for granted with Soul Mates. What do you think?..
Do Soul Mates Exist? Key # 3
Key #3) Mutual Respect. Soul mates NEVER put one another down, but ALWAYS lift each other up. Neither partner is "the boss", though either can voluntarily accede to the other in areas where the other is more knowledgeable or more comfortable in making a decision or in taking an action.
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Save Poor Harold
OK this is my first blog and yes it's an earthquake one. I am scared and want to go home. This thig felt like it wouldnt stop shaking. The light fixture over my desk fell and all our monitors fell too. Anyway I'M FUCKING SCARED!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME!!
Caught Lying!!
HOW LOW DOES ONE GET TO FAKE THEIR DEATH? How selfish is that? Last week a bulletin was put out stating that FamoussBiitch passed away Many people were shocked and confused! Many people had unanswered questions as to why she would take her own life. Her reasons are simple! Greed, Jealousy, Selfishness She has since then created several accounts which she deletes to keep up this lie she has created. For those of you who know her please don't be fooled by all this! So no more feeling sad over a fellow Fu members death! It was all a lie and attempt to break up a relationship with two people who deserve to be happy! Too bad it didn't work!!
Funny Thoughts
"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Boys make good pets! Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan "No BLOOD no foul." "Life's an Ocean, Sail It" "We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became ent
The Gift
The Gift I don't have much to give you in the way of material things. But then, I have never been a material person . . . so it wouldn't matter much anyway. I do have something to give you, though . . . and I hope you accept this gift with joy. I have chosen not to wrap it . . . I want it to be presented to you as pristine as can be. And anyway, decorations or wrappings would certainly ruin the effect. And so it is . . . that I stand before you . . . unclothed, but surprisingly, unashamed of my nakedness. You have already captured a piece of my heart, and you have captivated my soul. The only thing left for me to present to you is my very being . . . and I do that willingly, happily, and most of all . . . lovingly. Standing before you . . . watching your every movement . . . seeing the desire in your eyes for the very first time. I don't believe in all of my life, I have ever witnessed a moment as beautiful as this. Neither one of us can speak . . . and w
My Heaven
My Heaven I look deep in your eyes. I see there what I feel inside. We share something between us, Neither one of us can hide. I feel your lips touch mine, I loose all my control, All it took was a look and a kiss, To know you were part of my soul. I see your hands on my skin, I want and need you to do more, The passionate look you give me, Tells me heaven is in store. I look deep in your eyes, And I see heaven there inside, You make me feel so beautiful, What I feel for you I cannot hide.
Our Night
Our Night Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever
Dear Dogs And Cats,
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no
I absolutely hate people that listen to my problems, pretend to care about me, and then blows it up on my face without defending themselves. Though I should be use to it, I don't think anybody can get use to the feeling of having their heart stomped on after you just got done picking up the pieces. But maybe that's just me. Someone's got A LOT of explaining to do. Which means I offically have no reason to trust people again.. yay :) P.S. I love punching bags :)
If A Dog Was The Teacher
If a dog was the teacher If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout! Run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
Pray For Our Troops!
Please pray for and remember our Troops serving in Iraq....My son's unit took on mortar fire today....No one was seriously injured, they are all just shaken up....Never forget what they have given up for your FREEDOM!
Want To Dj For Wicked Wolfe Radio?
We are currently looking for experienced and non-experienced DJ's. ***WE WILL TRAIN*** We play all genre's of music. Pop, Rock, Metal, Country and some Comedy thrown in there....this is just a list of a few of what we require you to be able to play. If you are interested please leave a comment below. Currently we are DJing for 2 different lounges: Serving the following lounges: We would love to have you join our "WOLFE PACK"! Currently our DJ's right now are: If you want you can YIM Cooter by clicking on the YAHOO icon below: VISIT OUR LOUNGE IF YOU WANT TO JUST LOUNGE AROUND AND LISTEN TO SOME GREAT MUSIC! JUST CLICK BELOW! Hope to hear from ya soon! Love, Cooter
Some One Look What I Did
Lessons We All Could Use
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read The last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the Cleaning woman several times. She was tall, Dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question Blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if The last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely, ' said the professor.. 'In your careers, You will meet many people. All are significant. They Deserve your attention and care, even if all you do Is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her Name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American Woman was standing on the
Not An Option
I once read to never make someone an priority, when they make u an option,that statement is so true.Its like u trying to hold on to something that no longer wants to be attached. Once u pull that part off and replace it with something that fits tight, u begin to feel more secure and feel better about movin on, knowing that piece will not fall off for a long time, which makes u feel free. I have learned to follow that phrases and stop trying to care for thoese who don't care about me and Im feeling so much better about self and so much more free to live life to the fullest.
Vip Giveaway
Contest starting on (TUE)JULY 29th @ 3pm PACIFIC - 6PM EASTERN PLEASE COME GIVE ME COMMENTS!! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO OFFER BUT I DO HELP ALOT OF PEOPLE IN OTHER CONTESTS. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!! I NEED 70,OOO COMMENTS TO WIN!!!! *LilMaMa870608* BROUGHT TO YOU BY : ♥londie ♥ ♥IC♥DSC♥outhernBadAzzCrew ◊KNIGHTS CREATIONZ◊ LET'S SHOW HIM SOME LUV rWh+Kngh+ londies r/l hubby (repost of original by '♥londie ♥ ♥IC♥DSC♥outhernBadAzzCrew' on '2008-07-29 15:10:23')
Car Wreck
I was in a bad car wreck on the night of July 18th...was in hospital 21 days..broken Jaw, broken nose and many teeth knocked out...various cuts and bruises. My jaw will be wired for 4 more weeks at least then some other things will have to be done. Yes I WAS wearing my seatbelt..if i had not been i probably would not be sitting here right now. SEATBELTS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE, PLEASE USE IT EVEN IF YOU ARE IN THE BACK SEAT!! My house burned too as you all know..I feel like god whats next? I started to put pics up of whats left of the Jeep but decided not to... I don't want to be reminded of it. As for salutes- they are certainly not a priority and I doubt I will be showing my face on here anytime soon since it was my face that took all the damage. All my real friends know I am me and they are the ppl who will be reading this so thats good enough. Hope you are all well.
New Job
Well for those of you that don't know yet, I have been home in Endicott NY now for 2 and a half months. The job search has been seriously unfruitful untill the last week. I have come across a job working in food provisions in a warehouse. It will be a support job over in Afghanistan. Yes, you heard me right. The job will take me to Afghanistan. I never had the chance to serve my country in the military so this will be the closest thing to it. I will be serving my country in a support position. The job will be a 1 year open ended contract which will help me financially to make a life for myself that I did not think I could have in the future. The company that I will be working for is based out of Houston TX. I will be there for 2 weeks which I will then deploy from there to Afghanistan. This was a very hard decision for me to make and will be a life changing experience. I will get a R&R leave for 10 days, which does not include travel time, after every 4 months of service. If there are
29 Jul
It's weird i feel kind of wired, yet kind of bummed. Another freakin day at work, went a little better then yesterday. still felt a little depressing though. i think i know y. i really miss someone special and until i have them then i wont feel any better.
Driving a winding mountain road in a Jeep Cherokee. the plesent drive turned chatioc due to a driver side blow out. Rumbling loadly as I pulled over to fix the problem only to be passed fiercley by a tractor trailer so close I could of touched it if I put my arms out. Asshole I said to my self and looked down at the steel bands of my front driver side blow out. Figures I felt it pulling to the left for awhile at least the sun is setting and its not as hot as Tucson (The dessert just below me). Not taking long to change the tire out I'm pretty quick 15 minutes with a fourway and a floor jack I am back on the road in no time. Funny isnt it some people have to call triple a just to get back on the road me I have to work for a living so I change tires in a quick fashion. Some people don't realize what to do when they have a flat like one time I changer a tire for a bunch of drunk guys at a tittie bar... About 5 guys on a 4x4 truck and not one of them smart enough to fix i
New Fetish...
I have a new found fetish... I'll be the first to admit it. So what can you do about it? Fumail me your Midget! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar PLEASE REPOST
How To Keep Gas Prices Down
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas . It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come
Bored And Mad
yea so i went to see the dark night sat and my friend dropped me off at home. i got home came inside thought my phone was in my purse then come to find out it was not in there and the next day my friend called my roommates phone off my phone so i know he has it but i cant get it cuz he dont have any gas to come see me and bring me my phone so i am goin nutz with out my phone right now it freakin sux major mokey balls lol
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T&l Thank Yous
I so know I am going to miss someone so I would like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart who have helped me today It was overwhelming seeing everyone coming to my page and I was trying to return rates at the same time. I dont want to miss anyone and hurt their feelings so I am doing this bulletin to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.. Nay-Nay Owned by & R/L Anna Mae & CG of Ace Of Spades@ fubar
The People You Never See Get Any Fu Lovin
Love these Fu's PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE These are the people you never see in bulletins, never get blast, never get tickers, never get HH's, or blings but are always right there giving them. They never get any Fu Lovin!!! So it's my turn to give them some and I'm asking for your help. So if you have the time PLEASE go F/R/A them all. I'm sure they will return all LOVE!! RonaldAnthony74 Fu husband of +*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*@ fubar ~~" SWEET MAN" 'KEN' ~~ LOOKING FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL LADY~~@ fubar DD_Diva@ fubar King Of Kings~O.G. to the Pu$$ycat Pimps~Cyclops of the JLM~BFFFF to *Pretty*Brown*Eyez*@ fubar valerie@ fubar sarge@ fubar I'll be gone for a while. Maybe I'll be back again..@ fubar richard peirce@ fubar
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Latest News On Mom
Well mom finally got to come home on July 4th:) We are so happy to have her home & she is doing much better recovering there than when she was in the hospitals. Not that they didn't take great care of her, but she was getting depressed after being gone for almost 3 months. Today dad & I took her to Pittsburgh for a follow up. The Dr. (the one that saved her life, not the one that almost killed her twice) has ordered another MRI, more Blood work & a series of spine x-rays. He said he was surprised to see how well she looked & that she was able to sit up as long as she was. He showed us the pictures from the CAT scan she recently had. Up until now I have been able to hold myself together pretty well but what I saw & heard today brought tears to my eyes & if mom hadn't been in the room I probably would have just broke down & cried. His main concern right now is that when the other Dr. went in the 2nd time & took out all but one of the screws & plates he put in during the 1st surg
Behind Green Eyes
Ok to start off with I wanna say ty for all the compliments on my eyes. All the, "damn your eyes are sexy", and "with eyes like that i wouldnt say no", once again ty. But, why is it so hard to look deeper? Yes my eyes express alot of things, horniness isnt one of them. Do they scream "Hey i want some ass over here"? I think not. All I do ask is if you talk to me, try to say something useful that i shouldnt have to say thank you to. I hate sayin that but its only polite. I didnt give myself these damn things so why should i take credit for them? Look deeper and youll discover that they arent my most attractive feature. My devotion to friends is one of my best. Why did i write this? Because I felt like it i guess...get to know me, im cool and rarely bite...anywho..more mindless rambling to come..xoxo to my sexies lol
curiosity has me one week one comment please just trying to see who on my list talks to me or reads these gonna start getting rid of the so called friends who i never hear from unless they are in a contest or what not please just one comment
Welcome To My World... I Hope You Brought Your Meds
Seeing as no one I really know personally is on my friends list; not that I can remember, I'm going to blow off some steam without offending anyone... Enjoy the ride ladies, and gentlemen. And try to avoid flying projectiles Im a 21 year old female whose life is going no where, I live at home with my mom and my aunt because I cannot move out. I want to, but Im bound here all because I signed my name on a mortgage. So if I were to apply for an apartment, Id probably get rejected because my credit is better than my families, so Im stuck with them. I work in a call centre, which pays well, but is redundant, boring, and destroying my self esteem, and opinion on the human race. Not to mention that due to the hours I work, any possibility of a life is basically demolished. But hey, why should I complain? Everyone hates their job. After Ive traveled so much in my late teens, I come home only to find that wow Everyone is shipping out of this hell hole province, and yo
Tomorrow Calls
Hey...they finally got tunes for us to listen to!! Come check them out and help them get signed!!! To hear them click below Listen Now! They are a great up and coming band from the Pottstown/Boyertown area! Every play is like a vote for them...Please play and listen..!!! Due to some misunderstandings....they didn't get the votes they should have! Please vote for them and help them catch up!! VOTE HERE Please help them out!
Looking For "gingers" Who Want To Get Married!
I'm Johnny B. and I'm looking for any hot "Gingers" who want to get married or a nice hot lady who is willing to change her name! Sincerely, Johnny B.
I am new here so any help i can get would be great
Please!!go Show These People Some Luv!!
=== '*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*/~♥ ~ Fu Wife & R/L G/F 2 Ronaldanthony74 ~♥ ~' wrote the following at '2008-07-29 19:05:39'.. > > > > > > > > > > Love these Fu's PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE > These are the people you never see in bulletins, never get blast, never get tickers, never get HH's, or blings but are always right there giving them. They never get any Fu Lovin!!! So it's my turn to give them some and I'm asking for your help. So if you have the time PLEASE go F/R/A them all. I'm sure they will return all LOVE!! > > > > > > > > RonaldAnthony74 Fu husband of +*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*@ fubar > > > ~~" SWEET MAN" 'KEN' ~~ LOOKING FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL LADY~~@ fubar > > > DD_Diva@ fubar > > > King Of Kings~O.G. to the Pu$$ycat Pimps~Cyclops of the JLM~BFFFF to *Pretty*Brown*Eyez*@ fubar > > > valerie@ fubar > > > sarge@ fubar > > > I'll be gone for a while. Maybe I'll be back again..@ fuba
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Here Is Harley Flames Real Name
By the was there a harley flames on here and that not is real name it is wesley farnham sr and he will lie about his name too
hey everyone i just joined my first auction..if u really kno me u kno im worth the bid soo go and bid plz...ty ty
i see things so perfect so true i see things a dream in view.. i see these things and then i blink....
ppl wonder y i amthe way i am. gee i wonder bitch?!? i mean really. wtf? r u really that fuckin ignorant? do u really think u r that slick? or do u think that u r just that innocent? see i no better. wanna no wut my prob is then ask me. imma big girl i can tell u fpr my self. wait hats rite u dnt need to ask me wut it is. u already no.....its u!!!!!!
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My Fu Owner For August
Photobug is FuOwner of Morgan le Fay, LaUgHiNgGiRl, Sarah, Mistress Broken@ fubar Wanted everyone to meet my new owner. He is a great guy. Go rate/add/fan him if you haven't already!!!!
Recent Events
Ughhhhhhh it's 8:51 am and I'm writing a blog.....The reasoning behind this blog is because I haven't been around lately, and not sure how much longer i will be around (fubar that is)......A few weeks ago, while at work, our accounts payable/recievable lady came and seen me. It turns out my ex wife has decided to call FRO (family responsibility office) for back pay on child support.......I never paid for child support because she never wanted any.....stupid me for not getting that in writing.....Well in recent events i have started dating someone, which brought out the jealousy bone in my ex.......even though we have been seperated now for over two fucking years....Anyways, because she called FRO, they are now taking 50% of my pay cheque every 2 weeks. I don't make a lot of money for what i do for a living, I'm a cook at a restaurant...therefore by taking 50% off, it literally leaves me with around $600 to live off every month.....Therefore i will be shutting down my internet, and home
My Boy
Well, my baby boy is turning 21 tomorrow. I look back and have no idea where the time has gone. It seems like only a few years ago he was the lil boy with the missing front teeth and the worn out lil stuffed puppy.
In Kitchen Making Eggs
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.
Heart Attack
A NURSES HEART ATTACK EXPERIENCE > > > > I am an ER nurse, (day in and day out!) and this is > the best description of this event that I have ever heard. > > > > Please read, pay attention, and send it on! > > > > > FEMALE HEART ATTACKS > > I was aware that female heart attacks are different, > but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart > attacks (Myocardial > > infarction) Did you know that women rarely have the > same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart > know, the sudden stabbing pain in the chest, the > cold sweat, grabbing the chest & dropping to the floor that we > see in the movies. > > > > Here is the story of one woman's experience with a > heart attack. > > > > "I had a completely unexpected heart attack at about 10 > :30 PM with NO prior exertion, NO prior emotional trauma that one > would suspect > >
Level Help!!
please rate and comment all the nsfw pics of me to help up my level only 6,000 to go thanks!
Drinking Party
I am having a drinking party in August and need to decide what kinda drinks to fun! We are definitely getting beer, but then i want a liquor to help liven people up a! Well if anyone has any suggestions let me know! Thanks
Pleasure Cup
You pour my pleasure cup. You hold me down like I'm a day dreamer You blush cause I'm a screamer That's what you put me through Hold it in my pocket Your picture in my wallet I'm not sure what to call it Tell me what should I do? What a believer Caught your demeaner You were the screamer You woke me up.... I want a double shot Please pour my pleasure cup. - Sarah G. Van Brocklin
Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. --------------------------------------------------- -------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at th
Skunks With Hot Sick Ass
so im at work last night, smokin a cigarette outside.... when i see a group of people walkin by about 50 yards away....and i see one go towards these bushes and i got to watch him GET SPRAYED BY A SKUNK!!! i started laughin so hard i almost pissed myself while watching this guy scream and cry until.... he starts fuckin puking!!! apparently this skunk had a bad case of hot sick ass from eatin too much taco bell out of the trash or sumthin and let this dude have it full blunt force right in his fuckin mouth. his friends were all standin about 30 yards away from him while hes cryin his fuckin eyes out!!! i couldnt stop laughin. then one of his friends calls a fucking ambulance.... this is where i cant breathe anymore between laughin so hard and the smell of hot sick taco bell ridden skunk ass wafting towards me... so the ambulance shows up, an emt pops out, gets about 10 feet of the guy and STARTS FUCKING PUKIN!!!! if i had a video camera i soo woulda youtubed this shit... they're tandem
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Blind Grl
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful
The Optimist Creed
a plaque my grandpa had in his office.... PROMISE YOURSELF~ To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to everyone you meet. To make all your friends feel that there is something in them. To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true. To think only of the best, to work only for the best and expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile. To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to critisize others. To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble. idk why but i love this and my grandfather stood true to this. if only i could
Does This Happen To You??
Dont you just love it when people say they will show the love in return when you go help them level!! and you dont even get a thank you or even rates back are people really that selfish or just dont give a shit about helping out others!! so please if you ask for help and say that you will show the love in return at least send a gift or a bling or even rates or even a fumail to just to say thank you for the rates!! at least that is what i do!!but dont say i will return the luv and then you dont even do it!!
Ser Schedule 7/29
femme fatale poetry sours the whiskey of testosterone suitors who would rather tongue a glass of JACK then tongue a good pussy...
The Perfect Pill
the perfect pill would consist of: a lil something to give you energy and motivation.... a lil something to help you forget what hurts you... a lil something to send up a flag when those things that hurt you but you forgot about start to happen again... a lil something to make you brave.... a lil something to make you happy... a lil something to make you have good self-esteem... a lil something to make you concentrate.... a lil something to keep it down to one personality... a lil something to make you true to yourself... a lil something to have you compromise just enough without giving up yourself.... a lil something to stop you from putting up with the bullshit and unnessisaries in your life..... please if i left anything out feel free to add on....
Day 5
WPI By C.E. Wendler Warpaint Illustrated Columnist Posted Jul 29, 2008 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - Afternoon practice, 4:00 PM 5:45 PM With no morning team practice, the Chiefs had fresh legs this afternoon, and it showed. Despite the heat, the tempo of practice moved at perhaps its quickest pace since camp began, much to the delight of Head Coach Herm Edwards. THE GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM EXPERIENCE Im going to stop calling Gunther Cunningham a defensive coordinator, because if training camp is any indication, hes having more fun being a linebackers coach this year. Hes reveling in his newfound responsibility, and its a delight to watch. This afternoon Cunningham had his linebackers attack a blocking sled until it seemed their bodies would fall apart. As each player took his turn slamming into the sled and driving it upwards, Cunningham circled his miniature house of pain shouting words of encouragement and motivation. The scene was unlike anything Ive witne
Girlfriend App.
name: age: birthday: Why do you want to be my GF?: Turn - on's: Turn - off's: What are your hobbies?: Do you have my bad habits?: Favorite bands/artists?: Favorite movie?: Smoke/Drink?: Are you spontaneous?: Would you rather stay in or go out?: Would you try to get me alone? hahaha: If I was being a ass, would you tell me?: Would you ever cheat on me?: Would you ever lie to me?: Would you leave me for something stupid?: Would you ever come to visit me?: If I asked you how I looked in an outfit, and I looked horrible, would you tell me?: If I was sick, would you feed me crackers and ginger ale?: Would you blow off a date with me, to go to an awesome party with your friends?: If I disappeared, would you travel days into the woods to find me?: If I were in a bad mood, and I told you to go away, would you, or would you try to cheer me up?: Do you play an instrument? Do you like to draw/paint/other art stuff? Do y
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July 30
A@@ Of The Month
this guy came on my page and rate one of my pics a 3 then rerated a 2.. i wanted to know why so i went to his page to message him why i started reading his page... here's what it says;;; I'm not new here...I got booted because I told Fubar to go fuck themselves with the countless spam emails a day I received from them about a salute, so even tho this site totally sucks, most of you idiots are nasty fuckin trash...I'M back, for the few that are worthy, and I will NOT be censored. if you think I was harsh before...feel free to read me NOW! O.K. lets cut right to the fuckin chase here, I'm 30 something, Single, no baggage, Mexican and Polish male from the Southside of Chicago, I work for the Government, I DO have that kind of accent you hear in the Blues Brothers, I take Deep Dish Pizza and Hot Dogs seriously (obviously, and you don't walk into a joint in Boise Idaho asking for a Idaho style pizza or hot dog do you?), I love Da Bears and White Sox, and legendary Bulls. FUCK the Cubs
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Body N Soul
May you be healed,in mind, body,and soul. May you come to know that all healing proceeds from God, and he cares about every part of you. Perhaps the healing will come sooner for your attitude then for your body. Perhaps your mind will experience peace quicker then bones and muscles. But sooner or later, all will be well.
Booty Call
So I met this woman about 3 weeks ago. She was hammered. We talk about music for a bit and she wants to go home with me, her friends give her the nod of approval. We get to my house and I have to unload her from my truck and carry her into the house and then up the stairs. I mean 13 pages to the wind hammered. Once I put her on the bed she takes all her clothes off with no problem and then "RedRum". She orders me to handle business in ways that would make "Deliverance" blush. I leave for a minute to get a glass of water, and to asess the situation in my head, and then return to her. I feel like I am taking candy from a baby now, but... I am a guy after all. By the third time I am exhausted and getting a little tired of being ordered around, but what a beautiful body. She finally passes out *phew*. I take her to work the next morning and forget to exchange numbers. 2 weeks ago we run into each other again, she is hammered, surprise surprise. We go back to my place and she i
so im a submissive guy who is into some different things then most guys. last week i shaved my chest my legs and my butt area. i painted my toes a really cute almost bubble guy pink nail polish... i need a better color maybe something with sparkles. anyways then i dressed in my pleated mini skirt white fish net stocking garter belt, my black shoes, i wish i had a slightly higher heel its only 2-2 1/2 inches but still nice. also my white panties and red bra and a black lace see through top. i really like that outfit by the way. anyways as i said im a submissive guy who loves to cross dress im looking into getting a wig and having som one do my make up and im told ill look really hot. so that was me bored hope you enjoy
Im In An Auction, Come Own Me
Do You Want To Own Me ??Come See What I Have To Offer, Click The Picture To Place Your Bid, Please At Least Rate If You Can Not Bid Thanks, - Lula
iknow this is make up my mind..but just wanted ppl to know im back on fubar
To Help Inform And Kill Some Ignorance.
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental
Well I am angry at the world today and just I feel negativity just bouncing off me...well my nicest boss in the world just came to me and gave me a GAS card for being such a good employee!!! Ahhhh he just made my day, and I love that they give out gas cards now instead of starbucks or target!! Smart thinking company----VCRRRROOOMMMMMM Still pissed at the world and everyone in it. Miss J~
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Goin Home
I finally get to home today after 6 long ass days in the hospital. I had MRSA for those of you who don't know what that is its a really bad staph infection, that could potentially can cause death, or the amputation of my leg. But I'm strong willed and i prevailed the worse. I get to go home and see my kids, but the downer is that i can't hold them for a whole other week due to the contact of infecting them with my infection. But GOD its goin to feel sooo damn good to be home and actually eat regular food, take a shower with my body wash instead of the generic shit, and just to be able to be around friends and family instead of being in ISOLATION and having everyone think your a freak of nature, all because you have an infection that is only contagious from skin to skin contact. So if i don't get to talk to you guys for awhile I sincerely apologize, I don't have the internet, so I'll have to go to the library but i will try my hardest to get there as much as I can.... Thanx guy
Yep Another Auction
I AM IN A GREAT ,AWESOME PERSON AUCTION PLEASE CHECK HER OUT AT YOU WILL SEE THE AUCTION SHE IS HOLDING.There are so many great people in it,come bid or even just check it out.
ok im not super religious but there's some good points.... Father, in the name of Jesus, I make a fresh commitment to you to live in peace and harmony, not only with the other brothers and sisters of the Body of Christ, but also with my friends, associates, neighbors, and family. Father, I repent of holding onto bad feelings towards others. I bind myself to godly repentance and loose myself from bitterness, resentment, envying, strife, and unkindness in any form. Father, I ask for Your forgiveness for the sins of (put people here)... By faith, I recieve it, having assurance that I am cleansed from all unrighteousness through Jesus Christ. I ask you to forgive and release all who have wronged and hurt me. I forgive and release them. Deal with them in your mercy and loving kindness. From this moment on, I propose to walk in love, to seek peace, to live in agreement, and to conduct myself towards others in a manner that is pleasing to you. I know that I have right stan
My Midget
plz come and bid onto me i will return sum luv bk to u if u do u also know that im so worth it u know that i am so heres your chance to own me big time tys tina hugs n kisses oh ps... if u do win me i will add something special to that offer so plz realy do this for me u will not regret it tys!tina
Meets The Eye
May you know that a wisdom and a love transcend the things you will see and touch today. Walk in this light each step of the way. Never forget that there is more to this existence than the material side of things. And be blessed when you suddenly become aware of it: in the smile of a child, in the recognition of your own soul's existence,in the dread of death, and in the longing for immortality.
Its More Than Just About Sex
Ok, I havent written a blog before, dont know if im doing this right, but whatever i guess. So, those who know me know that Im in love with a sexy Canadian named Bobby. I met him online, been talking to him for 9 months, but seriously dating for 6 months. All my friends keep asking me, have u done it yet? Well, no we havent, but is that all a relationship should be about? Shouldnt u get to know the person first? Yeah, Im not a virgin, have a daughter. Guess Im older now, and Im looking for the real thing, not just a good f***. So how do u know ur in love? What are the things that make you curl your toes, or get butterflies in your tummy? I love just sitting on the front porch, drinking a beer, holding hands and talking bout everything. I love how he holds my hand without having to ask. I love how he calls me baby. I love when he kisses me and gives me butterflies. I love how he smiles when he looks at me cuz he thinks im beautiful. I love when he holds me when I cry
Hump Day??
So...anyone know the true meaning of hump day?? please inform me...because i know its not about it being the middle of the gives a shit? and its not about humping in the literal sense..because..well..its been awhile since i have humped on a wedsnday..haha..guess i just dont have the right lady around on a
Up For Auction Again
Hey everyone! Im up for auction again and Ive made you are great offer. So go by and rate my pic and place your bids. Offer will go up as the bids go up. You wont be sorry I promise!!!
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Help Me Menu Survey For School
hello everyone-- i am doing a project for school and i have to survey 50 people on what they will order off my menu. what i need you to do (if you have time) is to look over the menu below and choose something that you would order. you can choose from one or all of that categories what ever you like. then just reply to this email and let me know what you would order. thanks for the help---Amber APPITIZERS French Baguettes with Home Made Pesto Baked Green Peppers with Spanish Rice Deep Fried Cauliflower & Broccoli Crab Martini with Asparagus SOUPS Garden Vegetable Soup Cold Cucumber soup Cockaleekie Soup Fresh Fruit Soup SALADS Cucumber-Tomato Salad Cobb Salad Club salad ENTREES Seasoned Snow Crab Legs with Home Style Mashed Potatoes Osso Buco with Mashed Potatoes & Wild Mushrooms Pan Fried Walleye with Steamed Vegetables Orecchiette with Broccoli Raab Beer Basted Pulled Pork Roast Vegetarian Jambalaya Chicken Alfredo Chicken Stir Fr
Stuff That Irritates Me And Thoughts Bought Babies
Everyone is important and there's very people in this world I would give my own life for and fight someone about. I was raised to respect women and childeren and elders. One of the things that pisses me off the most is how a asshole of a man can treat a woman or baby like shit and that there no good, especially babies. They don't ask to be brought in this world, but there here and they deserve all the love and support they can get. When I father rejects his on baby or babies then he is rejecting a part of himself cause that's part of his blood running thru his childs vien. A father should be beg to spend time with there child because they have it lucky. There's fathers out there that can't even see there child or children. A baby is a blessing on this Earth and women have deserve lots of respect cause they have to carry another living person(s) inside them for 9 months or sometimes shorter. I value a childes life over my own cause i've lived here for almost 28 years and they
Things I Miss....
I miss.... The smell of Agree shampoo. The feel of a warm summer rain, hoping to the porch for protection when the clouds burst then running barefoot through the puddles immediately after. Long walks through the mountain. Swimming in Harvey's Creek, the water too cold and the rocks so slimy you had to wear your sneakers. Swinging from the cherry tree branches. Catching the brass ring on the carousel. EAST COAST PIZZA!! Zoom. (ok I don't really but it was a memory lol) My father. Dancing to Disco and not feeling it was weird. (told ya I'd be dating myself) Picking Lily of the Valley in an old dilapidated cemetery. Shoveling snow to earn a dollar Milk for .25 a gallon Payphone call .10 I miss when 100 pennies was a LOT of coin!! Casey Kasem's American Top 40 Countdowns every Sunday afternoon Hanging clothes on the line to dry. Rolling down big hills in refrigerator boxes. Feathered hair. Planet of the Apes on Friday nights. Mr. Softee the ice cream man
Well hey everyone, hell there been alot of changes around here since I was last on lol. For those of you all that don't know me then fine,my wife and I didn't make much of an impact on ya'll and that ok,such is life :) For any that remember us,well hey...we miss you all and wish we were in a position to keep better in touch but at the moment we just can't. We haven't forgotten you all...especially some very special friends we got close to and you know who you are. On that note we haven't forgotten the ones we thought we were close to and found out don't you guy's bother! Anyway's just a note for our friends to say we alive and well and those of you who came to mean so much in our lives still do as I alway's said. Your all in our heart's and thought's. We miss ya guy's and take care! Kevin and Bev :)
I have been on fubar several times and have deleted my account several times. I put up a salute today when I took a current photo. I think there should be some rule put on fubar that you have so much time to post a salute or your account get's deleted. The reason I say this because you have no idea who is talking to you in your shoutbox...or who is befriending you with out some sort of confirmation of who they really are. Just my thoughts on the subject.
Baby i get so scared inside and i don't really understand is it love that is on my mind or is it fantasy Heaven, is in the palm of my hand and its waiting here for you what am i supposed to do with a child of prejudy Chorus: If i close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged if i close my eyes forever would it all remain the same Sometimes its hard to hold on so hard to hold on to all my dreams its not always what it seems when your face to face to me like a dagger you stick me in the heart or taste the blood from my blade and when we're asleep would you shelter me in your warm and dark grave Chorus: If i close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged if i close my eyes forever would it all remain the same Will you ever take me no i just can't take the pain would you ever trust me no i'll never feel the same I know i've been so hard on you i know i've told you lies if i could have just one more wish i would wipe the cobwebs from my eyes
2 Great Lounges
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Lollipop Train
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Why Do Kamakazi Pilots Wear Helmets?
Deep Thoughts............ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent? Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a twat. Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be righ
Pervert Alert!!
Nonsensical Ravings Of A Lunatic Mind
Now that I have you here, please allow me to waste about 5 seconds more of your time. I am trying for Spotlight on my birthday. I look at all the people who have made spotlight and they have THOUSANDS of friends, well I don't, but I think that the friends I do have, rock harder than anyone else. I know that with your help, I can do this, and because you know me, you know I always return the kindness that is shown to me. Any donations, big or small, are appreciated and won't go unrewarded. If you need a spotlight, you know I will do the same for you. Besides, you girls have a better chance of getting it than any of us guys, so please, help me out. You need to Level? I have 11's, I can comment bomb you, anything you need. I am always here when you need something, please do the same for me. bew1769(Master of Firechick728)
The Playboy Club
For The Fans
Ok. We are back and we are sorry that our old page got deleted. Here is the story. We like to hold a contest. We offer to our fan the oppertunity to be our #1 fan. If this person buys us a VIP we will dedicate an album to him, add him/her to our family so that only he/she can view them. Also we will once a week make him a custom comment. We love our fans and thats why we do it. Now we want to say that we dont need someone to buy it, our page manager will pay for it if no one else does. So dont think that we are here to use the people of fubar. We love our fans and we will work hard to make them as happy as we can. The other thing we ask is that all be respectful. If our manager feels that you are being crude and nasty, he will delete you and block you. This page was his idea. He in a nice guy and he doesnt mind comments about our bodies, but dont be telling us what you want to do to us. We dont like it and neither will he. Other than that we are happy to be back here and we look forwar
Just Because...
1. C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. 2. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 3. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "'Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
Old Account
I have an old account that I can no longer access because in the past 6 months that I have not used it I completely forgot my email address and password. So I had to make this account. Yeah :(
Microwave Popcorn Warnin
Microwave Popcorn Alert - Important Medical & Lawsuit Information JOPLIN, Mo. - A factory worker who claimed his lungs were ruined as a result of mixing flavoring oils used in microwave popcorn was awarded $20 million by a jury. Microwave Popcorn Alert - Important Medical & Lawsuit Information MEDICAL ALERT ============= September 19th, Washington - Major popcorn producers have known for more than a year the secret results of an Environmental Protection Agency study of potential health risks of a chemical in microwave popcorn. The results of the EPA study still have not been made public. A chemical identified by scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is the cause of a debilitating and sometimes fatal lung disease. CDC's National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health has called the condition bronchiolitis obliterans, or "popcorn lung." The EPA has refused to make the
Thank You!
I just want to give a huge shout out to those that helped me level to Fu-King today!!!! BIG SHOUT out to Bull Hey you called in the calvary and they sure showed up...that is a reflection of the friend you are. Also Thank you to Cotton Candy Chelle Bad Girl Little Lady AXL You are all awesome and I will return the love...I promise!!!!!
My Friends Rock
DEBICAKES This pimpout goes out to my wonderful DebiCakes.... not only is she a fu friend but my real life best friend. Please go show this wonderful lady some mad love. SHOW HER SOME LOVE Brought to you by Silverpixi (repost of original by ' ŵ ĥ ~SDMF~Owned by Dana Marie' on '2008-08-08 19:47:59')
I'm a hard working man looking fore a real nice lady who don't lie or still or cheat that knows how to treat a man and don't bitch you out four working on an old car or spending a little money on it
Will someone please pretty pls buy me a blast?I will be eternally greatful.
Oil Change
And they say woman spend more money...mmmm Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $ 1.0 0 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store & buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner & a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 & buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer & drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer & drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Gi ve up & use crescent wrench. 10) Uns
Master Darius.......part Vi
The rest of our vacation in New York flew by. We did all the usual tourist things like visiting the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. One day we had a picnic in Central Park and ended up having sex in the thick bushes where no one could see us. We took a carriage ride through the park on another day. He did not bring up the subject of Master Theo again and I was glad. He seemed to have forgiven me for my response to the waiter and I was glad to let the matter drop. On our last day he took me shopping for Jimmy Choo shoes and we had lunch in the Russian Tea Room. As we settled into the booth, I asked him what time our flight was that night. We have to be at JFK by 8.00pm he answered. Our flight is at 10.00 and we will arrive at Heathrow at 6.00am New York time he explained. That will be 1.00pm English time he went on. Have you enjoyed your stay here? Oh yes Master, very much. Good he said, Im glad you have had a good time. The waiter brought the
The Song Must Go On...
The Song must go on (a start...) Current mood: rejuvenated Category: Writing and Poetry In a flash of light, she caught his eye and with that, his mind and his loins. The music thundered on - nearly without him... It was pure luck that his fingers knew the tune they played so well, because his mind was enthralled, overwhelmed by the visual memory of the girl. His eyes, momentarily blinded by the glare of the stage lights and the club's smokey atomsphere, struggled to seek her out again. There! Despite the frantic beat of the rock song he played, her hips rolled sensually, almost languidly, yet some how perfectly with the music. Entranced by the movement of her curvaceous hips, he dragged his reluctant eyes up her body and was rewarded by the view of her lush breasts barely restrained by the elegant corset she wore. Her cleavage and throat were the creamy, almost porcelain pale skin that was idolized in Victorian times. His eyes continued their enraptured study
30 Jul
can't wait till i recall a day i went to work and call it a great day. just so freakin busy and pressure keeps buildin. we r havin a shop meeting tomorrow to discuss shitz that's goin on. i might try to put my 2 cents in if we get talked about. things r goin well enough at home, been online talkin to muah babe for 3 days now, woot.
Lets Party Goofy Style
Friends Helping Friends Level The Rules: 1. Stop by our Hostess, GoofyLady's page and rate her DISNEY folder... (Disney Folder)
Welcome to Disney Land ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's take a trip back to our childhoods... Do you remember your favorite Disney character? Was it from Mickey and the Gang? Or one of the Princesses? Or one of the Animals? Keep that image in your mind as you join Fubar's very own DisneyLand Rules of the Park 1. You must Fan/Rate/Add everyone in the park. (Please leave "Going to DisneyLand" in your friend request or comment if already a friend) 2. Please jump on the rides and rate my Disney Stash (Start with Disney1 and go to Disney75) 3. When finished with the above, please message me your picture you would like in the tag and tell me who your favorite character is. 4. Anyone not following the rules of the park, will be sent home. So please treat everyone like you want to be treated!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pick up your Ticket and Enter the Park ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Members of DisneyLand
Dark John's Hunt
He sat at the bar, nursing his ale. His long, thick raven hair hung down, concealing his face from any who cared to look. Not that many in this tavern did - the place was seedy at best and the patrons of the sort who preferred anonymity. But Dark John, as he was known, was taking no chances. His quarry, his prey she was close, delightfully, arousingly close. So close, he could smell her - her delicious vanilla tinged scent that made him rock hard in an instant, made him clench his teeth in desire. She stood not two spaces from him, ordering her own ale. He surreptitiously watched her, taking every detail - every well known detail. From her flame red curls to her cunning blue eyes and lush maroon lips, he had memorized every inch of her face. Her porcelain skinned face was only the beginning, however. John's groin tightened as his sidelong glance traveled down her edible throat to the swell of her full breasts curving in to her hourglass waist out to her rounded hips that b
Looking For Staff
IT'S THE GRAND RE-OPENINGOF THE HOTTEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR!!~~COWBOYS & COWGIRLS SALOON~~Where we play country all the time!!!COME JOIN US ON JUNE 13TH FOR THE BEST TIME EVER!!! Stop by our Homepage:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bully by:MscFrk
Random Thoughts.
Women who constantly get shit on by their men and just keep taking it. I'll be damned if I'll ever figure that one out. People who are too ignorant to see what they're doing to themselves and/or others are the most irritating thing on the planet. But only after deadbeat dads who leave mommy hanging with the kids. Kids are what you make them. If you're an asshole there's a 99% chance your kids will be too. Most politicians are simple minded dodo heads and always will be. How come fighting poverty isn't higher or our list of things to do? All dogs are pretty much just like kids. They are what you make them. Don't blame a breed of dog for the actions of abusive owners who see their dog as a status symbol instead of a companion. First it was dobermans and german sheppards. Now its pitbulls and rottweilers. Which dog will it be next? Wild pornstar sex is great but anyone who only knows how to fuck doesn't know much of anything about sex. Can anyone tell me why histories
Have U Ever....
Have you ever met someone you feel like you have known forever? You miss them and have never met in person? You long for them and their touch? You feel like it's gods will and fate working for you? You know this is the beginning of the rest of your life? Your so happy you can not stop laugh at the the things you know you will say...the butterflies in your stomach....the lump in your throat...biting your bottom lip at the site of them, your lips longing for the first kiss...Love is the greatest gift..holdon...go along for the kind, caring, loving, supportive and not like its your last you look forward to forever and always with them...
Hosting My Auction
I'm hosting my first auction... do u wanna join? please email me a pic.. what your offing... 2000 fu-bucks if you can't make a tag i will do it 4 you... this will be a never ending auction so u take any bid u like... whenever u what out
The title of this blog is "Time". I wonder how many people realize how precious time really is. I've been thinking about this alot latelyand I've come to the conclusion that I don't use my time very well. I waste alot of time thinking about the things I want to do instead of doing them. I like to organize my time which is great except I am easily thrown off course lol I think about my Granddaughter who just turned 20 months old. I can't help but smile because she is such a sweet little girl. Mom and Dad got a potty chair and she's been using it, what a kick. When she says to me, "Hi Poppa", well I just melt. Her dad, my youngest son turns 30 next Monday, WOW does time fly. His older brother turns 32 in just over 2 weeks. I'm so proud of those two young men and thankful that they have turned out to be good people. I challenge everyone that reads this to do one simple thing. Make the most of your time, no matter what you choose to do with it, just do it, kinda like that old Nike ad
Stuff I Found
Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later. " Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his friends would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then h
Just For My Mommy
mom its been over 1 year and 6 months since u left, but just seems like yesterday that u were here. i miss ur talks i miss ur voice i miss u soooooooooooo much i wish u were here to talk to me mom i love talking to u at nite i miss thoes talks. u helped me more then u know every time the phone rings i think its u. i wish it was u. it would help sooooo much. I LOVE YOU MOM AND MISS U SOOO MUCH WISH U DIDNT LEAVE. love your daughter, josey PLZZ DONT COPY THIS IS MY OWN
July 2008
Well not yet, but hopefully tomorrow... Got another shot of the pink stuff today (this time in my bum) and I am excited to see if there will be a difference like there was the last time. Sitting here now I realize just how crappy I do feel. According to my last bit of blood work I had done, my potassium is low, which is cause for concern for Dr.Peters, but apparently not for Dr.Johnson. Not that I think there is anything to worry about. Eat a few bananas and I should be okay.... I think. Well anyways, that means more blood work, which means that I am staying on top of things regarding my health. Whaaaaaaaaaaat else.... Missing my Pookie Craig. Can't wait till he gets back. It's weird how people become friends. I would have never thought that I would be friends with someone so different than me, but it's awesome. We're like Ying and Yang. LOL, kay that was gay. Spent the afternoon out and about, though that was a bit of a struggle for me. Jade and I walked into town and had a medio
Black Roses
My Love, he brings black roses laid across my heart he speaks but his voice is broken words lost within the dark. Silence, his breath , his heartbeat petals falling in the wind Memories of he and I bleeding on my skin Breathe him in, memories..... Dark hair across his face Hiding secret smiles His arms around my waist Black roses for what could have been and all that never was within, without, he lived in me just as he still does....
Let The Raven's Come
Let the Ravens come I can't do it anymore I can't wait here forever Listening always for the door I can't bear this sorrow I've breathed it every day And It will be the death of me If I can't walk away Let the Ravens come And take me from the dark I need to find my peace, and chase the winter from my heart I will always wish for Your whisper on the wind A part of me will love you with what love it left within But I can't wait here forever with my whole world undone I've cried more than I can stand so let the ravens come.
Baby Baby
i had my babygirl Oct. 15,2008 her name is Lita Marie
Plz Go Check Out This Blog
i hope my wife sees this i want to tell her i will always love and care for her and i hope even tho we are apart we can be friends i have made mistakes in my marrige as well i her do thank her for the years together and the chance to know her as a person and a wife i wish her well in all things she may do. she will always have suport always your friend thank you
Batman- The Dark Knight (2008)
bucs24~~fu husband to~snookie,f000kiee,beki@ fubar Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly. (repost of original by 'bucs24~~fu husband to~snookie,f000kiee,beki' on '2008-07-30 18:47:15') (repost of original by 'weldingangel ( Space Hottie ) READ MY PROILE PLS' on '2008-07-30 21:23:55')
psychosomatic phenomenon's penetrate a self indulged ego, circumstances denying any perseverance that exceed beyond the stereotypical world, spinning Simultaneously through the exoskeleton of the hypocrisy we call life, venturing steadily, the frivolous mind seeps slowly into a casualty of inevitability , straining to hold its vulnerable individuality and steadfast ways into a more technological en devour , proclaiming this as a way of conforming is beyond its limits, to subside in all further advances to become a more tolerable specie, its fractured backbone to obvious changes breaks more uncontrollably as its denies any hope of change and acceptance to a more intellectual normality, foreseeing all humanity and its Armageddon is truly a pleasurable novelty , only to clutch in laughter as ignorance spreads vastly among the atmosphere, a plague too impenetrable for mankind to grasp. soothing is the dreams that are brought to my attention.. in days to end are close, knowing every era has
Show Some Love
sir-smoke-alot@ fubar
What r u supposed to do here? ;)
Abunza Review
Abunza Review Are you FAILING online? Train yourself to succeed today The Abunza home base business is a brand new marketing system created by Michael Spire and Sebastian and Abunza and my team are causing some SERIOUS chatter in the home business industry. It's long been the goal of every business co-founder to somehow AUTOMATE you don't have to be on the phone calling leads, making follow ups, setting up appointments, closing people, and doing all the other stuff that almost no one likes to do. Yet most people have no choice because that's all they've been taught, and it's all they know how to do. Well, Michael Spire and Sebastian and the online business of Abunza just CHANGED all that and its official on Dec. 1 2007so as you can imagine during this pre-launch stage many have token advantage of saving $250. Abunza offers travel certificates, software, e-books, and the ability to sell the software you are given separately through your own store. Members
Prayers Needed
Your prayers are needed for one of the nicest young ladies on fubar...whether you know her or not, I am asking you to offer up prayers for Crystal, our "MissCrys". All that I know is that she had surgery and went into a coma on Sunday night...I will update when I know more! Prayer is power, and she is in need of your prayers now.... This is a link to her profile, in case you would like to send some love her way....she deserves it! Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~@ fubar (repost of original by '~ Shadow Leveler Team Leader~ Passionman71' on '2008-07-30 23:09:57') (repost of original by 'Dare 2 Live' on '2008-07-30 23:11:06')
Growing pains Broken chains A sad melody Falling tears Listening ears A friend just for me Reaching out Sharing doubt When life gets me down Hands to clutch Gentle touch Can turn me around Spoken words Softly heard Cognitivity Holding tight Loving light Calm serenity
Friends are always there no matter what you say or wear! friends don't let you down even when you frown. They are the best! much better than the rest. Friends are a bless good friends, they help you reach success friends are always true they will always stick by you. friends don't help you kill they help your dreams fulfill. you know you can count on them no matter what because when you need them their door will never be shut.
Come Play With My Pu$$ycat!!!!!!! (
Happy Birthday Dad !!
Happy Birthday Dad in Heaven !! July 31 Dear Dad in Heaven I sit here and i ponder how very much I'd like to talk to you today There are so many things That we didn't get to say I know how much you care for me And how much I care for you, And each time that I think of you I know you'll miss me too. An angel came and called your name And took you by the hand and said Your place was ready in Heaven, far above . . . And you had to leave behind, all though you dearly loved You had so much to live for, you had so much to do . . . It still seemed impossible, that God was taking you. And though your life on earth is past, in Heaven it starts anew You'll live for all eternity, just as God has promised you. And though you've walked through Heaven's gate We are never far apart For each time that we think of you, You're right here, deep with-in our hearts. Happy Birthday Dad i love you with all my Heart never will forget y
The View From My Spot In Hell
Ok, i'm still fairly new to this so i'm not going to make any promises. I've recently put up a Grrr face album. It's just for kicks so if you have a grrr face picture that you would like to share, hit me up. Thank you and come again.
Computer Is F'ed Up
sorry everyone but my computer at home is jacked up and i dont know how to fix it. so it might be a while till i get the funds to either buy a new computer or fix the current one. hope to be back soon
Try It ??
Try it.. How smart is Your Right Foot? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain! 1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too.
Anger consumes silence awaits emptiness is here darkness glooms deep thoughts conceal deep inside my inner self no one will reach me now for i have finally gone with in now is dark for there it will stay any hope or luv that was once had nuthin but coldness is there left
My Band Site
You can check out my band site at You can also check out my personal site on Or check out my book site at New to this Fubar thing so give me some time to set this up the way I feel fit. Thanks for checking out the sites. Sam Miller
Scooby Doo Mystery Train
Master Darius.........part Vii
The wheels of the plane touched down on the runway and the reverse thrust thundered through the plane. We were home at last. Despite our eagerness to get home, we waited till most of the passengers had disembarked. We finally made our way off the plane and headed towards the carousel to collect our luggage. Luckily we did not have to wait too long for our suitcases and swiftly made our way to the bus, which would take us to the long-term car park. We soon found our car and loaded the boot with our luggage. Following the signs, we negotiated our way out of the car park and were shortly on the motorway and headed for home. It was a bright sunny day and the sun sparkled off the other cars as we drove along. Heading east, we made our way towards home. I was tired, despite having slept on the plane and I nodded off as we drove along. I woke in time to see Tower Bridge on my right and was glad we were nearly home. Another half mile and we were pulling up beside our building. Master t
Music And Genre
TOP 200 HIT SONGS ARTIST SONG TITLE 1 Ac/Dc You Shook Me All Night Long 2 Timberlake, Justin Sexyback 3 B-52's Love Shack 4 Morrison, Van Brown Eyed Girl 5 Def Leppard Pour Some Sugar On Me 6 Lynyrd Skynyrd Sweet Home Alabama 7 Abba Dancing Queen 8 Sister Sledge We Are Family 9 Bon Jovi Livin' On A Prayer 10 Kool & The Gang Celebration 11 Clapton, Eric Wonderful Tonight 12 Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 13 Diamond, Neil Sweet Caroline (Good Times Never Seemed So Good) 14 Commodores Brick House 15 Bee Gees Stayin' Alive 16 James, Etta At Last 17 Village People Y.M.C.A. 18 Foundations Build Me Up Buttercup 19 Outkast Hey Ya! 20 Beatles Twist And Shout 21 Temptations My Girl 22 Wild Cherry Play That Funky Music 23 Journey Don't Stop Believin' 24 Righteous Brothers Unchained Melody 25 Brooks, Garth Friends In Low Places 26 Rascal Flatts Bless The Broken Road 27 Lonestar Amazed 28 Sinatra, Frank The Way You Look Tonig
Lmfao This Is Too Funny.
An old man was in hospital, Every person that walked passed him he asked them has my testicles come back yet? This happened to a few people, who were getting annoyed and thinking he was a dirty old man, In the end a nurse came along and again the old man asked has my testicles come back yet. with that the nurse looked around and found the old guys teeth and put them in his mouth, with that the old guy said again..... HAVE MY TEST RESULTS COME BACK YET?!
so like i said i was and tecnically married for 15 years, well i have temporary custody of my kids, and it is hell trying to get this divorce finished, either i cant locate there mother or its another sob story about how she is allegedly homeless again. now i know you all are gonna say im stupid and i need to stop but i have continued to pay her bills the four years we have been seperated and becouse of that i have been unable to pay for my divorce. but i took vows and since we are still legal i try to help her, well anyway she calls last nite with some random excuse for money she needsso i ask her when her boyfriend(the guy she was schtupping while we were together and she says she finnaly dumped him cuz he cheated on her, well after i laughed my ass of and mentioned something about karma i just told her to get a damn job and try to act like a responsible person. i dont know how im gonna pay for a divorce and raise my kids and move and car payments all bymyself but it would help if sh
Time For Her Lessons..........
i am getting ready for your arrival. You are already on your way here. i am nervous, as i am sure you are too. We haven't seen each other in a while and i am scared at how you are going to react when you see me. i have done quite a few things to surprise you over the last few weeks, and i only hope that you find my efforts pleasing. There is a knock on the door and i hesitate slightly, making quick final adjustments to my outfit before i open it. i look through the peep hole and smile from ear to ear. i open the door and peek around the edge ushering you in. You think i am being coy, but i see the smile on your face as you take in the pigtails and ribbons that you can clearly see. i took it upon myself to purchase a new outfit just for this occasion. A zippered black hoodie and a micro-mini skirt, barely long enough to keep my secrets. You also see that i have honored your request in wearing my restraints tonight. You wrap your arms around my back and pull me into you as i pu
Censored At The Comment Level.
This is a response that I received pertaining to my inquiry of being bounced ever few comments, then totally being blocked from sending them: subject: RE: Good Morning. Anti-spam question. received: 07/31/2008 04:36 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam Spacing out your comments with about 5 seconds between each one and changing up your comments would more than likely help you. We used to have a really strict code on them, and the site does not want automated comments stamped over and over. The bouncer comes out when it feels that repetitive actions are taking place such as a bot, so the automated bouncer is on the site to protect yours and everyone else's account from being breached. Fyretygress === '~VENEZIA DREAMER~ LADY TO AND FU LOVER OF SIR SCHROCK~' wrote the following at '2008-07-31 03:14:11'.. > > Over the last 24 hours, a new development seems to have erupted. A tighter Anti-spam policy. Unfortunately, despite my understanding for the need
Texarkangel's News..and Or Views...
Thought this would be the easiest way for my friends all to know that I still love em and I'm missing Fubar, but if you remember I did a mumm and asked for advice about taking on a new job. Well I did, and it's been alot of big changes all at once. The biggest being the fact that I went from working 3 days to working 6-7 days a week. It should eventually even out and I'll be back to my regular fubar lovin self. As of right now though the next few weeks are going to be ecspecially tough on me. Send some happy thoughts my way and I'll do the same. To my T&L family love to all you guys and I can't wait to get back and help!!! Big ole Texas size hug to all of you guys ecspecially!!! Love to All Texarkangel
Soul Mate
In Dreams I search for a timeless Love Without boundaries bestowed below or above. Our eyes meet, we embrace again and again, No words ever spoken from beginning to end. I feel you as if we're two halves of one whole In the company of Peace, you feed my Soul. I awaken from sleep with you in my Heart Disguising my Truths until daylight departs. In this life we may never completely reside In a home with children at each of our sides. Still, I feel a Love so fully Divine That I know we'll continue through Space, Age and Time.
~booty Call Agreement~
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________ ________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex?(Y/N)___ Are You: A Spitter?___________ A Swallower?_____________ Do u like receiving oral sex?(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._________________________ 2._________________________ 3._________________________ Do You like sex outside - diff
Passionate Surrender
Sweet surrender from your heart to mine. Feelings of rapture, Heaven divine. Warmth like a river Floods over my soul, Love so completely To make me feel whole. Only you my love Can bring feelings So deep. If we cherish each other, These feelings we'll keep.
Velvet Footprints
Didn't you see the sign out front on the iron door with rusting hinges, graying from under use? It said Keep Out - Enter At Your Own Risk. But you chose to risk your heart and placed a wanting hand on the cruel knob. A silent velvet footstep filled me, unwelcome yet needed. You found my hidden beach, with grains of time and an ocean of secret secrets, violet and red. You left your trail of deep blue footsteps on my glowing beach of soul, and no matter how many times the tides wash the sand anew, your prints can never be erased. Each one shines, a star in my lonely universe.
Random Topics And Thoughts Of A Sober Alcoholic...
No New Topics to Discuss as of yet.. Keep you posted when something new happens...wait wait sorry false alarm...
Will I Ever Pretty Enough?
NO GIRL DESERVES THIS TO BE TOLD TO HER! Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his friends would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone ri
Email I Found.. Pretty Funny
Be Careful Out There IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give
DEMENTED187!!!! He's in the army now...He's marching along and singin the song...Cause he is in the army now... He leaves on Aug 7th for 13 weeks ...Only to come home for a 2 week stay then he is off again for He dont know how long.... He entered a contest and needs 40k comments for the vip or 7 day blast.... So do what you do best and show him ya care...Show him the respect he deserves...After all he is going to fight for your freedom... All you have to do is click the link below and off you will go...Rate the pic comment bomb him show him you support him.. After your done there go visit his page F/A/R bling him lets level him again before he leaves go show him some support ...Again it is easy just click the link below... ~~~Demented187~~~FU Owned by 'MZ.BELLE for life~~~FU ONER OF Brite_Eyes '~~~Force 3 Bomber@ fubar This Bully
King Without A Crown
See you're all that I have and you're all that I need Each and every day I pray to get to know you please I want to be close to you, yes I'm so hungry You're like water for my soul when it gets thirsty Without you there's no me You're the air that I breathe So sometimes the world is dark and I just can't see With these, demons surround all around to bring me down to negativity But I believe, yes I believe, I said I believe I'll stand on my own two feet Won't be brought down on one knee Fight with all of my might and get these demons to flee Hashem's rays fire blaze burn bright and I believe Hashem's rays fire blaze burn bright and I believe Out of darkness comes light, twilight unto the heights Crown Heights ya burnin' up all through till twilight Said, thank you to my God, now I finally got it right And I'll fight with all of my heart, and all a' my soul, and all a' my might What's this feeling? My love will rip a hole in the ceiling I give myself to you from the
I Can't Stop I can't stop thinking about you Wondering if you think of me, too I can't stop thinking of your lips Oh! How soft they are between mine I can't stop imagining your hands As they caress my every hair and limb I can't stop thinking of your face How I love it and it thanks me in return. I can't stop thinking of your voice, As sexy as the body it possesses. I can't stop feeling your touch inside me. My temperature rises and emotions explode. I can't stop thinking of how much I want you, how I need you No matter what you do, I can't stop thinking about you. *SIGH*
Devans body was feverish with desire. His blood was boiling in his veins from the torture of not being able to touch Skylar. She stood straddling him, and then ever so slowly, sat down on him. He let out a sigh when he felt her smoothly shaven pussy next to his tortured throbbing cock. She leaned over and began kissing him again, hot, wet, lingering, intense, passionate kissing. Skylar gradually worked her way over to his neck. Devan felt her teeth closing tighter and tighter on his neck. He experienced an intense rush of fire throughout every nerve in his body, as her fangs pierced his flesh. He could feel his life force escape into her moist sensuous mouth. When she sat up he could see her blood stained lips in the light of the full moon. Skylar leaned over and kissed him, he could still taste his blood in her mouth. She made her way down and teased his nipple with her tongue, flicking it back and forth. Conscience of the fact that he could not possibly handle much more o
2008 Preseason
My Midget!!!!!!!!
Sadness A Mother Feels
Where to start today... My stomachis in knots and i have so many mixed emotions... My son...turned 18years old this past march, graduated from HS this past may...and now he is at FORT SILL< OK... for those who r familiar w the military...yes he is doing basic training at Ft. Sill... which is n artillary training Military Base... i want to scream i want to cry andyet i am so am proud...but hurt... for those who really know me u know i am pior service myself... i went into communications field... and the units i was eventually assinged to was the patriot missile to b the commo support ... I KNOW THE GAMES THE GOVERNMENT PLAYS!!! how they promise one thing and do another... i wish he would have chosen to stick it out and wait for the chance to get the training in the medical field...eventually he wants to b a pharmasist.... its one thing for myself to have gone to SAUDI when it all started back in 90...and for me to have faced this BS our illustrious government h
Push Away My Fears
I love how you make me laugh And smile as we go These feelings are so happy But also hard to show I love the way you comfort me When I'm feeling sad I love the way you calm me down When I'm going mad I love the way you talk to me So nice Sweet And in a cool style I'm wondering how long this will last I'm hoping for a while I love the way you listen When my eyes are filled with tears Thank you for sticking with me And pushing away my fears
I Need To Find A Way
I need to find a way To open my heart Without my whole life Shattering apart A way that will make you not want to leave A way that will keep you right here with me Someday Somehow I'll have you in my arms And keep you away from any harm I'll keep you safe Warm And loved I never want to let you go Like I did once before
A Fragile Heart
My fragile heart was broken more than once before I don't think I can endure another pain. They don't know how or what I feel inside, through my smiles I cry, they don't know what they do to me. Deep inside me I feel like I'm dying. My world is so empty the days are so cold and lonely each time I face the purest pain. I wake up every night to see the state I'm in. It's like and endless fight I never seems to win. I should let it out, I think it's time someone should know. I wish I could tell u the pain that I feel every day, and that I can't find my way. How can I break this wall around me that causes my heart to grow in pain. With this fire that burns deep within me, there's so much to lose and yet less to gain. Is it obvious that I'm caught in emotions I'm out of control; I don't know how long I can keep this inside. So help me complete the pain inside me and help me mend this fragile heart.
Corset Salutes...........
Was thinking........Since all of you lovely ladies were kind enough to make hat salutes for lil ol me..........i was thinking of starting a new Album...........Corset salutes.......What do you ladies think........Feedback is appreciated...........
Letter From An Angry Woman
Letter from one 'Angry Woman' I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. 'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll
Mara Jade
Shit That Pisses Me Off
I love fubar so don't get me wrong about this. But I feel I'm invisible on this fucking site. Last I checked this was a place to have fun and interact with others. Who interacts with me? Well. 3 friends do. It was 4 but 1 passed away last week(R.I.P Robin). But I try to converse with others and I get nothing. I rate other peoples pics and stash, I still get no love in return. Is something wrong with me? Do I smell bad?(No turd jokes. Stating to hate Fubar because of this. I come here to get away from real life where I'm a nobody. It hurts enough dealing with that everyday. I want to feel like I belong somewhere but apparently Fubar isn't the place. Maybe I should just leave. Nobody cares anyway. If you have any luv for Turd. Then rate my stash and pix and shit. If not, feel free to remove me from ur friend list. I just don't care anymore.
Do You Think Its Right To Disrepect
Read my mumm I have noticed this a few times in the past but now even more so.I don't know about anybody else but this pisses me off.I have alot of respect for our Men and Women fighting to keep us safe.Do you all feel as I do or do I have more up jerkin then some of the scum doing this?
Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance Will you serenade my senses Come spill your truth upon me Give me provocative words to tease my ears Indulge my thirsty lips with the substance of your passion The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue So soothe me Submerge me in your music Before we dance again
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered Love them anyway If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives Do good anyway If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies Succeed anyway The kindness you show today, will be forgotten tomorrow Be kind anyway Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable Be honest and frank anyway The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind Think big anyway What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight Build anyway People really need help, but may attack you if you help them Help people anyway
Music And Songwritting
I love playing and writting music and singing my own stuff. Recently I satrted writting a new song called " The Outcast" I hadn't written anything to speak of in a few months and this song is a direction away from the sort that I had been writting (which was more indie-alternative) this new song has a bit more lyrics and shows a little of my Bob Dylan influences still it all comes around. I'll be putting the new song up as soon as I record it. Other songs are posted at:
Tell me one more time why Why you removed the thorn from the rose Don't you understand its necessity? It adds beauty and texture It protects what before Was just a defenseless luxury of the eye Yes, the thorn may have pricked you a few times But did it not save you from picking What turned out to be a dead rose? Why did you cut it off? When it's one of your greatest blessings? So what if it hurts sometimes If it will save you when it matters?
Mirage Vision challenged Mental want recognized The things longed for Reflection Of true reality Forced upon us by life Genetics sealed our fate Ripples Running across time Magnify the ware on ourselves All experiences resurface Miracles Come out Renewing our imagination Forcing us to return to youth Creativity Will emerge From deep inside our souls Bringing all emotion to surface Sensitivity Is unleashed Breaking the boundaries of aggression Releasing the strong power of want
My Poetry
This is a poem I wrote and a good friend did the graphic for me. Love it!
Like the stars in the sky I am calling to you From the heavens above I am looking for you In the depths of my soul I will live and breathe for you Sadness dwells inside you You have nothing to fear For I am next to you I can feel your sadness Let me be sad for you So you will feel love once again Worry not about life Let me worry for you You should always love life For it is a part of you I'll be there when you fall To catch you and say I love you
But, You Didn't See Me I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, a
Ultimate Jukebox - Thanks Hoakiegirl!
This is neat! When you put this site below in your browser, it will take you to a jukebox with different years listed. Click on the year you want to hear. When the music starts, you can move the curser in the playback down and see all the songs associated with that year. If you love music.........this site is for you. Pick the year and enjoy all the hits. You can let it play through the entire list of that year or highlighting a particular song will play it instantaneously. (Click on one of the songs to get it started and afterwards it will continue with other songs automatically without you having to click on selected songs. So if you miss the great music of your youth, here it is.) You can also pick from different types of music (Doo-Wop, Blues, etc.) and it will continually play once you select.
Who Am I?
Who am I seems to the be the question I am asked most often. I did not write an about me section on purpose. I'll gladly tell you why - its because you are part of who I am; read on! We all live through our lives enduring. We breathe and bleed in much the same way. I am not talking about bleeding from a cut (we all know the color of our own blood); profoundly enough I mean our hearts and emotions. As much as I'd like to sit here and tell you that I am this and I am that; unfortunately, I cannot! However, you can tell me. The way I see it is I am just a subject. No, not a subject as in conversation! I will tell you that I see myself as subject to interpretation. Those who have entered my life in my past and present as well as those who are in my future have been and will always be part of the process of evolution of me. For this - I thank you! I am well defined based solely upon my ventures in life. Destiny unknown! I realize my strengths were once my weakness; and I
Tropical Train
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Bullshit Lies
it must be nice of someone you know that will tell you one thing and then do the oppisite like someone i know,,,,,they tell you that they will but when the time comes it is all bullshit,,,,when they say that they will stop by and talk with you and then they can't call or even stop by after they say they will it turns out to bullshit and lies.
G-spot Simulation..
Finding the G Spot Clitoral orgasms are fantastic, but by finding the g spot and adding g spot stimulation to your play you can increase the intensity of pleasure and variety of sensations to even more fulfilling heights. Having an orgasm that is both clitoral and G simultaneously is as good as it gets. One of the most popular and effective g spot toys that can help you achieve both types of orgasm simultaneously is the Rock Chick. It's very easy to use and is great for couples or single women. It can help you in your quest for finding the g spot quickly and easily and bring you the most amazing orgasms. So where is the elusive G spot? Many people dont know where it is and think finding the G spot is quite difficult. It is not hard to find at all and when you do you will be very happy to make its acquaintance. You might be able to locate your G spot by squeezing your PC muscles. You can locate your PC muscles by trying to stop your flow of urine by squeezing the m
Tattooing In The 623
been tattooing for a sec and i am in love. i love the feel of the gun when the ink is going in. it is almost as good as sex. i want more canvas. please help me arrrrgggrghhhhhh
Support R Military Men
i em in need of some help... i have some millitary boys i talk 2 that r in need of some really fun help....i em lookin 4 some girls that wood not mind supportin them out in a dirty lil way...i wanna find some dirty freaky girls who woodnt mind do a lil cum cam wit em sometimes...i mean they do alot 4 us an i feel we should do for them all as if any of u girls dont mind bein a lil dirty an freaky an help some military men out hit me up.. an ill give ya there info so u can help these boys out...a huge plus wood b webcams they wood luv 2 c a lil nude cam if u down an think yall can do this then hit me up..plz an ty..jus email me an ill get back at yall.. hope yall have fun wit this i know they will..
Random Ramblings
You might be surprised at just how freely available your pictures marked as private or NSFW really are. I recently found out that I could view the full size version of any picture on Fubar as long as I could view the thumbnail version of the supposed private picture. So to show just how this works I setup a test picture album that can be found here. Notice how the album shows that there are several pictures in the album, but when you go to the album, there are only two pictures viewable. This got me to asking myself; How do they protect the integrity of privacy here? As I found out, they don't do much. All pictures are stored as image files directly accessible to anybody on the Internet that knows the file name. So, how do you get the file name of the full size image? Simple, You get it from the thumbnail version and simply remove a couple characters from the file name. In this case, if you paste the thumbnail image location into your URL bar and remove the tn_ from t
31 Jul
So we didn't have the meetin today i posted in my last blog. again got pulled from doin one project to another and ppl wonder y things don't get accomplished, whatever. but fuck it my weekend has started and as long as i hear from my rikku during my weekend then it will already b a good one. i luv her so much, muah.
Random Bitch Fits
I spent a good part of the morning rolling spare change and came out with about $200 dollars worth. Already having it rolled, marked with my address and phone number the store manager told me that they don't take change in that form and that is what they have the coinstar machine for (which charges 4 cents on the dollar for "charity"). I even offered to count it out for them that way they could see that i wasn't ripping them off, but the answer was still no...... Ughhh this is retarted, i think that the whole idea of getting charged to spend your money is completely stupid and not a good way to build customer morale. But i guess that is the reason i am not a big time business owner who doesn't have to care about losing a customer.
Hit Me Up
Hey everyone hit me up lookin for new friends to chat and hang out... if u in k town hit me up and maybe we can party? any whereever you from hit me up and lets talk!
Got This From Tiffany
Do you sleep with socks on or off: Always off Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? Sometimes Do you like to hold or be held? Ill take either. As long as there is cuddling. Do you want a small or big wedding? I was married once, but I do want to get married again. I am flexible on this issue. What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? I like a woman with a sweet personality and someone who can make me laugh. Intelligence is very important. One thing that usually first attracts me to a woman is her eyes and smile. Eyes that I could get lost in and a smile that makes me go gaga. Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? As long as I am happy, I don't care if I am rich or not. Money isn't everything and it can't buy you happiness. What are 3 things you want to do before you die? Travel to England Get married and spend the rest of my life with a special woman. Have Kids Have you ever churned Butter? No. Are you trusting of
I see your momma, and the candles and tears and roses I see your daddy walk his daughter down the isle Now my knees start to tremble as I tell the preacher Don't she look beautiful tonight All the wonderful words in my head I've been thinking You know I want to say em all just right I lift your vale, and angles start singing Such a heavenly sign Chorus Lost in this moment with you I am completely consumed My feelings so absolute, there's no doubt Sealing our love with a kiss Waitin' my whole life for this Watching all my dreams come true Lost in this moment with you I smell the jasmine floating in the air like a love song Watch my words draw sweet tears from your eyes Bow our heads while the preacher talks to Jesus Please bless this brand new life Chorus Lost in this moment with you I am completely consumed My feelings so absolute, there's no doubt Sealing our love with a kiss Waitin' my whole life for this Watching all my dreams come true Lost in th
one of my good friends has just joined fubar she dont have a pic yet but will soon plz sh her some love !!! woot woot :) bulldog@ fubar
Wrenches, Nuts & Bolts
I have been on this site since May 8, 2007. I have seen a lot. People coming and going. Drama started and flushed out. I have met some amazing people, that have actually found themselves in my r/l. I have gotten blast, Happy Hour's, fublings, and a VIP. I have fubombed, I have been entered in contest. I have participated in Auctions. I have created an amazing lounge! All with amazing people that have stuck by my side through everything. All this has been a blast. Its a good time to get out. Then when things seem to be going well. Something creeps up and grabs a hold of you that will in fact change your life all together. As some of you know, my life has been an open book on here. I have shared in my blogs my daughter, my relationship, me being silly and poetry no matter how bad it is. LOL! I have shared the end of one relationship to the beginning of another. I was in fact one of the lucky ones to find a man that loves me from this very site and we are together now. All this and i
Understanding Moving On
PART 1 I have been sitting here trying to figure out how to write this for the last couple of hours, even been trying to figure out a name for this blog. Well I guess a title is about finding oneself after a marriage. I am not here to bash woman, because of the wrong doing of one. Everyone has there point of view on their own life and how the outcomes became to be. I guess that since I am a guy it is assumed that I am the one in a marriage that did wrong, and that all guys are the same. This is not true; I am writing this to document my journey from a happy married man, to having the rug pulled out from under me, or being taken out at the knees! By all means you can pick any verbage you would like to explain what happened, but I can tell you now that if a guy did what I was a victim of, I would be called a dog, and this that and another and all guys would be branded. Let me ask everyone a question here; does anyone understand the difference between a relationship and a marriage? I
Account Got Deleted!!
Hey everyone my account got deleted this morning! So please add me especially if you were my friend! *kisses*
My Workout Diary
when I first started my workout program I weighed and measured myself.. this was the starting out weights and measurements: 115 pounds 20% body fat 60.5% water weight 36 chest 30 waist 34 hip now its 2 weeks later and my measurements are: 109 pounds 15% body fat 56.5% water weight 30 chest 29 waist 30 hips I am not out to lose weight as I am out to gain muscle weight, how long before it shows?? I feel so much better now that I have started working out and I am really enjoying it...
Feeling Out Of It
so..... yeah as per the above subject.... im really out of it right now, im at work and i HAD a bad headache, i took some strong pain killers which have left me feeling drowsy and very much out of it, kinda funny actually.... just thought i'd share that with the rest of you also trying to pass time at work, i finish at 4pm, which is less than 3 hrs away..... if anyone is bored or just wanting to say hello, feel free = )
New Pics!!
So what do you think of my new pics? Was wondering if I should stay all shaven or grow out a goatee, just need some womanly input! Thank you xoxoxo
Fubar Crashes On Me
For those of you who have rated me, I want to apologize for not responding. I can't seem to get fubar to work right for me. It does not load for me and crashes a lot. I keep getting this active x add on and it won't load. Active X makes me nervous because the last time I added it I got a nasty virus. Unsure how to fix the issue!! Please don't send me messages asking me why I have not rated you or saying that I am too good not to rate back. I just can't seem to get this to load for me. It used to work fine but now it won't. If someone knows how I can fix this, that would be awesome!!
Yesterday I was me. Confident, hopeful, trusting in the good the future would bring. I had dreams for tomorrow. My life was full of goals. I cared about the people around me and thought my accomplishments mattered. I thought, Let me do this nice thingsomeday my turn will come. I thought I had made the right choices and done the right things. Today broke me. I feel like the me is gone. I dont want to get out of bed tomorrow. The future doesnt matter anymore. I gave all I had to give, and it was slapped back at me. My turn is never coming. The person I was yesterday is forever lost. Today, a bomb full of tiny knives went off inside me. It cut through me and tore me into unrecognizable pieces. I dont know that I can ever fix it. I dont think I care enough to bother trying. I am past all pain and too numb to care. Now, I am nothing but an empty void inside. Its not the end, but my world will never be the same. Oh, I will get up and do all the things
i cannt use my bones14/88 pic, fuck that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Winter Racing
my race schedule begins in october and we will be going for the win. i built a new klx110 just for flattrack and supermoto. all my friends are welcome to come check it out...........
Weekend Fun
Hey hey my friends. As some of you know. I have been giving out coupons last week. Well you can turn them in this weekend for whatever you want. If you did not get a coupon, let me know. And I will give you a couple different. These are the coupons below. You can find me at The Psycho's Playhouse I will be live on cam. I got this comment from I got this comment from I got this comment from
Always Falling...
It never seems to get easier. Life Goes On but it is NEVER the Same...
August Pimpout
General Jargon
Blogging within the world of Blognation just to kill some time. I'm fucking bored as fuck and I was drinking earlier. Isn't that what you're supposed to do on fubar? The main thing I've seen people supporting on this site is drinking. So my plan is to go down with a rotten liver and signed onto fubar. That seems to be cool. But anyways, as the title of this blog states... "General Jargon" which means, it's my time to ramble. I do as I please because I'm an individual and America is a "free" country. But none the less, Nikki fell down the stairs and I jumped over her like Spider-Man and she broke her leg or whatever. I don't remember what she broke but it was funny and I laughed in her face. Logan won't get on fubar because he thinks it's gay so I'm going to ask Wayne... we need to rule this bitch with an iron fist. The people under my family... watch for us. Were like a fucking virus and were going to spread through the fubarian group of pedophiles and sluts. Clean out the scum
Know Some One That Lies
you know i think it's bullshit that someone that has to lie and they were close to me and asking them a question they have to lie,,,then when they do stop by and then you end up in bed with them having sex and then they told me that they still cared about me and that they missed the sex with me and then go around telling lies about me is just down right fucking bullshit and now they have me blocked on here on fubar that as really stupid of them,,,,so be it if that trips there trigger or floats there boat that is fine but there own lies will catch up with them they will be asking themself's where and what am i doing,,,,so if you ask these people a question hey will LIE about it,,,,how can you believe them s if you know to whom his may concern then you have to think about it,,
Happy Birthday To Porl (kindred Spirit) !!!!
Hi everyone! Lets all bomb Porl (Kindred Spirit) today!! .... cause its his 40th birthday!!! ... which as all those that are 40 something know its when life begins :-) lol! For those of you that feel like bombing him cause you like bombing lol ... but he isnt on your list here is his link to help :-) Thanks Love Sandy xx
Reno Blu Needs......
ok so any of you that know me more than likely knows BLU aka Bren Well her dad was on a cross country run to Sturgis when he hit the shoulder and flipped the bike over on him He was life flighted to Boise,Idaho and Blu is on her way there now but needs all the support you can give Right now it is touch and go for him so please keep them in your hearts Big E
Never Judge Someone
'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never looking back, she got in and drove away. After developing cancer in 1977 and having had to use food stamps; I had learned never to
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Top Promoter
OK...OK so I know I'm bragging just a little... well..a LOT, right? ROFL
Fu Love
well i just wonder if this is the place to finally find my true lover??? i guess not then?????
Hater Files
This is from this morning some loser left in my shout box Hope: loser ->Hope: post it all ->Hope: never said i was lol u mighty interested in this ugly guy lol like ur opinion counts ur probably a dumb slut i didnt want roffl Hope: why you think ur all that is beyond me, id rather my pussy rot off ->Hope: thats funny lol Hope: LOL..even a dude wouldnt want u ->Hope: since ur a guy that makes u a fag good luck asshunter ->Hope: ty lol . This is from shout box so read from bottom to top This person first comment was ur ugly and i responded ty lol. So since i got a few no name gifts last week saying the same thing that tells me that one of you ladies out there has a significant other thats a bit jealous so please if you have one of those (problems) get em in line. I wont tolerate dumbshit but i will leave tyhe comments cause haters make me famous and today im feeling like a star so Fuck ALL Y'ALL HATERS. iTS FUN AND GAMES TILL YA GIRL GETS THE SAVAGE and your lef
Running Away
ok kids, as of Monday August 4th, I'm outta here for 2 weeks.. going to Northern Ontario fishing. no internet is available, so I'll out of touch the whole time.. (going to be scarey without the FU, don't have a clue what I'm going to do.. lol) anyway, stop by, leave luv, and try not to miss me too much.. not sure how much time I'll have over the weekend to play on here, gotta get the trailer ready for a long haul.. have a great long weekend everyone! (at least it's a long weekend here in Canada.. lol) Mike
Chiefs Scrimage
By Nick Athan Warpaint Illustrated Publisher Posted Aug 1, 2008 As the Minnesota Vikings strolled onto Ramer Field for their annual scrimmage with the Kansas City Chiefs, one thing was missing defensive end Jared Allen. Early Thursday afternoon word started to spread that the Chiefs former All-Pro defensive end would not make the trip from Mankato to River Falls. That had many fans of both NFL teams not happy. Allen wasnt the only primetime player to skip the evening, as the Vikings left eight starters behinds. Its a shame that Minnesota Head Coach Brad Childress decided to keep Allen behind because it might have been the highlight of an evening that was short on action. It wasnt anywhere near the fun it was in Mankato last year let alone in River Falls two years ago when fights broke out and helmets flew. The Chiefs mission was to get the young players who are going to be counted on this year a taste of what its like to hit other players who arent wearing
My Midget
**train** Cause A Ruckus!!
Yea baby!!!! Let's cause a ruckus!! Rate Fan & Add each clubber Then message Unbreakable! Make sure you tell them "Causing a ruckus!!" I'll be making tags daily so rate this pic and comment saying you've rated!!
24 Greatest Character Strengths Creativity (originality, ingenuity): Thinking of novel and productive ways to conceptualize and do things. Curiosity (interest, novelty-seeking, openness to experience): Taking an interest in ongoing experience s afor its own sake; exploring and discovering Open-mindedness (judgment, critical thinking): Thinking things through and examining them from all sides; weighing all evidence fairly. Love of learning: Mastering new skills, topics, and bodies of knowledge, whether on ones own or formally. Perspective (wisdom): Being able to provide wise counsel to others; having ways of looking at the world that make sense to oneself and to other people Bravery (valor): Not shrinking from threat, challenge, difficulty, or pain; acting on convictions even if unpopular. Persistence (perseverance, industriousness): Finishing what one starts; persisting in a course of action in spite of obstacles. Integrity (authenticity, honesty): Presenting on
Got This From A Friend
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet, sere
More Family Shit.
For those of you that read these things and know about the stuff I have going on with my parents.. A bad situation has just got worse. I'm up to my neck is bullshit. It's so bad right now I feel like just going to bed and not getting back up for days. Before this situation with my parents came about and my mother needing me to help her out with some financial stuff, I loaned my brother money. He only gets paid once a month and that is today. I was counting on getting that money to pay my rent that is due today and also his share of our cell phone bill(he is on my plan) Well I got a call last night saying that my brother had been arrested for missing court. Immediately I asked his girlfriend what his bond was and if he planned on using his check to get out.. She didn't know. So I tossed and turned all night wondering if he was going to use his check today to bond out.His bond is almost the amount of his whole check. It would leave him about 100 bucks. This morning my mother c
Ok, I dont know how many of you know, but I am moving from Houston to Granbury. Ive decided that I really don't come on Fubar anymore. So I am going to delete my account. If there is anyone on here that wants my email address, that doesn't already have it, let me know. Don't ask me to give you my FuBucks either... because I haven't decided who will get them. I will be deleting my account probably later on tonight, as I am busy with getting ready for my garage sale tomorrow.
My Absence
I haven't been getting on and probably won't for awhile. I am in a state of severe depression. I have been figting my ex for my children off on on for two years now. I have reach a point where i have pretty much shut myself off from the whole world. Please pray for me and my kids we want to be happy again. They are stuck in a situation with their dad where he abuses them and I can't seem to get anyone to believe believe me. my friend charisma on here can confirm this because she has see it first hand. miss the fun of being on here but feel i have to devote myself to making life better for my kids. If you are a tue friend pray for us. love you friends and miss you.
Getting Hitched!
Well...on Monday Marc asked me to marry him and he gave me my ring. It is so beautiful!!! We are going to get married on 4-4-09. He wanted to get married on 4-20-09, but that was a Monday. Oh well. Now we just have to figure out where we are getting married and how much we are going to pay for everything. Sheesh...even being frugal and cheap it is going to be expensive. Thank goodness I'm only getting married once! ;-)~
Rambling I Suppose
what i want and im sure what every other girl wants in a man and the same for what a guy wants in a girl(or guy what ever ur choice) most ppl expect one to say "i want a guy/girl thats tall/thin built/small and has money" yeah well thats all fine and dandy if you want a superficial self absorbed brain dead person as a bf/gf. not i. i want a man thats caring,honest,trust worthy,dependable,open hearted, a comforter,a protector,my best friend as well as my lover,a great personality,sense of humor,knows when to be serious,loves kids, communicates on the regular basis COMMUNICATE COMMUNICATE COMMUNICATE cant emphasize that enough (that i can COMMUNICATE with at all times) even if its just to talk about useless everyday things youve got to communicate or you have nothing a guy that calls me by name and not baby and sexy all the time someone that respects me just as much as i respect them someone that loves me for me that can separate online life with REAL LIFE and not
Wet T Shirt Contest
I am in a wet t shirt contest in the lounge Excito Diabolus! Come check it out and say hi to the great people there. Bewbies boobies and more Boobees
Midget View
i just wish some people would just stay out of my personal life! I mean if i'm finally happy and they have seen me down and hating everything about me. Don't you think they would just stfu and leave it alone?? No no they don't they have to make stupid comments to make me feel bad or have to come over to see what i'm doing.... AHHH just go the hell away!!!!.. okay better now.
Woman 4 My Lyfe!!!!
indivdiual personal thoughts by any of you who are on my friends and are my fans! Would any of you hookup with and why would you? and how far would you be willing to take it with me?
Somebody. please buy me a drink. I'm very thirsty.
Soldiers Peace Zone
Foolig Myself
first off let me say im married to a great person that i still love she has moved on but miss her so much i keep telling myself to move but i cant even take my ring off i tell her i dont want her anymore and that i dont love her but im liying to myself becaue i sill do.i tell her we can be friends but i cant because i still love her i try not to talk to her but her and the kids are all i can think about if she was to ask me back i would even thruo all that has happend so plz someone tell me how to start moving on. reason we split she has cheated on me
New Life
I saw it coming but didnt know that it was going to happen this soon...I'm kinda sad in a way but very happy for you. I know that things b/w me and you will not be the same and thats the part that makes me kinda sad. You always been there for me when i had a simple, stupid question...LOL.. You were always there for me when i just felt like acting stupid..You were always there for me 2 cum pick me up(day or night or early in the morning) when i just needed a place to go and chill if i didnt feel like being being alone or in a certain location. You were always there for me when i needed that right guidence and tough, crazy love.. You were always there for me whenever i needed u and always fitted me in your very very very busy schedule..Its weird how things b/w me and u turned out..But I love you and I know when u exchange your vows to your soon to be wife that you will still be there for me,not in the same way but @ least u will still be in my life...I cant sleep in your bed any more bu
Please Vote
Please follow the link to vote for X Factor X my friends' band to open for Motely Crue on their 2009 world tour. Thank you, it would really mean a lot to me!
What,God of peace, are we to do with our anger? In the wake of trouble, it fills us to overflowing. Sometimes our anger is the only prayer we can bring you. We are relieved and grateful to know that you are sturdy enough to bear all we feel and say. Where do we go from here? I s there life after fury? What will we be without our anger when it's all that has fueled us? When we are still, we hear your answer: "Emptied." But then we would be nothing. Remind us that, in your redeeming hands, nothing can become of great use, as a gourd hollowed out becomes a cup or bowl only when emptied. When the time come for us to empty ourselves of this abundance of anger, make us into something useful. It would be a double tragedy to waste anger's re-creative energy.
Been A Change In My Auction
Not really a big deal ,but tequila was removedfrom auction not her fault she still is really great person.Just things didn't work out so i have asked the runner up if she wants me, if not that's ok i will go down the list . Iam not mad nor hold anything to anyone i understand it's hard to pay sometimes, still love all my friends and family. Thank you for taking time to read this. Hope everyone has a great weekend!!!!
Any Ideas..
I'm going to leave this one to you... throw me some good ideas for a contest.. something that you haven't seen or want to be done... I'm open for anything.. I'm just sittin here bored.. so shout at me.. thanks Chocolate Bunny
Show Some Fu Love
center> SINFUL PLEASURES SINFUL PLEASURES IS IN A CONTEST FOR A 3 MONTH VIP,, AND SHE NEEDS 20,000 COMMENTS. SHES A GREAT FRIEND, ALWAYS HELPS PEOPLE OUT AND RETURNS ALL LOVE,,,LETS SHOW HER SOME FUBAR LOVE AND HELP HER GET HER VIP. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HELP AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! (repost of original by '~MysticFaerie~ **Happy Member of *Club United*' on '2008-08-01 16:18:37') (repost of original by 'Blueeyes {Shadow Levelers} Proudly Owned by Yeahmon' on '2008-08-01 17:07:34')
Welcome To All
I would like to take the opportunity to share the inspiration of this page. It was late one night and was alone in a hotel room in Gila Bend Arizona. Most people never heard of that place unless you watch the weather channel. It is the hottest place in the US. Well there I am in this towm of 1700 people to visit my father that is ill from cancer. Thank god for wifi internet access at least i could surf the net. Went to Fubar as usuall and was talking to one of my dearest friends. She was so upset becuase of the unfortunate loss of her daughter. She asked to call me. God she loves the phone. I do not and usually get yelled at for not answering said to her please do call. We talked and shared the stories of family members. How much we missed them. Thought it would be great to do something in honor for them. With tears in my eyes we discussed making a tribute page. Wow it was 1 or 2 in the morning and it sounds like a great idea. Well the next morning comes and lif
My Music On Myspace
Please go to the following myspace page and check out my music. Please rate the music and let me know what you think. You can even add me to your friends list if you are on myspace.
My Random Thoughts:d
I am up for auction.. Come and take your bid:D MUCH LOVE
Gunther Cunningham Experience
THE GUNTHER CUNNINGHAM EXPERIENCE Pat Thomas was right. Gunther Cunningham isnt as crazy as everyone thinks. It was no more evident than today when he took his linebackers through drills at the beginning of practice. Heres what stood out Cunningham was almost completely calm. He didnt yell at anyone, and barely raised his voice. There were no explosions, no outbursts of anger at a missed assignment or an incorrect answer. Today, even though they were in spider pads and football helmets, and on a football field, Gunther Cunningham simply taught his linebackers as if they were in a classroom and he was a professor. What did Cunningham teach? Well, Im no football expert, but it appeared he was expounding upon his lesson from two days ago, informing his linebackers on how to react to motion and offensive formations. Today, Cunningham used backup linebackers as down linemen, and also attempted to show his strongside linebacker how to blitz the quarterback efficiently,
Its My Time Now
Like you told me its my time now...My time to do what i need 2 do 2 improve myself..I'm striving for perfection...Striving to be the one that makes a difference in this society..Its my time to be all I can be..My time to give and recieve...My time to put away all childish things...My time to let you go...My time to move on to better things...My time to basicly do me and not worry about what others think..My time to just be free!!! Thanks big bro for giving me that tough, crazy love that you are always giving me...Dang..I'm still going 2 miss all the times we shared together...All the nights that we spent 2gether talking and you comforting me that everything will be ok..Dang i'm really going 2 miss the relationship change that we had since u are going off getting married
Songs I Like
The spring days that you had brought to me Their scent still lingers in that same way Leaving behind the words that couldn't be said Gently cuddling close together in the quietness, we were looking at the jewel that belonged to only the two of us Why is my heart hurting? Am I just wishing for something that I've lost? Without knowing how to love, I only hurt you How much meaning have I been able to build up? By your side, by your side, will you sing a song for me? On the musical score in the night sky Even the light, even with these notes, I think they'll reach you The memories are played out * The words that couldn't be said at that time, I guess they go somewhere, and return Somewhere, if you're smiling for me - now, I'm able to think that it's good enough The words left behind on this faraway earth Take me by the hand and lead me, breathless, to tomorrow I close my eyes, and grasped the spade earring that you had given me Like this, I fall into darkness
Band Practice
I've been trying to assemble a band for the past two months. It is an ass pain. However, sometimes there's an element of fun. It's an electronic/lite metal band. Go to if you're curious.
Obama What?
My Auction!!!
HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PAGE ON AUCTION!!! go to the link below to bid
help me get to regular!!!
Cool Dude
I do this crazy thing late at night, when i get bored from bombing. I shout every person in top friends list and family that is online or that has a status bubble, the first one to shout back gets all 100 of 11. Its a way for me to keep my mind busy and to do something fun.
Into The Twilight Sky
Into the twilight sky amidst the mourning stars the lonely moon sleeps and weeps her light in my heart My only love she keeps and my only light, is she the darkness she well knows that grows within the soul of me and bleeding from her light dissolving in the sea my undying dreams of you and do you still dream of me? Does gloom still roll like thunder where your heart beat used to be? for in this gloom, I wonder if you're as sad as me the moon, she keeps my love for she will always be the same soft light on you that too shines down upon me
Within These Haunted Halls
Within these haunted halls shadows creep across the walls where once we shared a life and my every breath was yours The sound of your heart beating oh, how it filled my very soul ! You were my very breath and now , I cannot breath at all Within these haunted halls shadows bleed now from the walls I kiss away the candlelight So more, the darkness falls I weep within the emptiness Like a thousand times before Oh, you were my very light Eternal night, forever more A song wails from my cello Darkest sorrow softly sings a melody for mourning in a funeral of dreams A song wails from my cello a song of sorrow transcends time can you feel it in your heart, my love? for it's breaking all of mine It's better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all but for all the years i've wasted I spend now, within these halls just another shadow that fades upon the walls Mourning every moment my hand let go of yours..
From our window, I see the forgotten garden beneath wild with weeds and twisted trees where pages fall like autumn leaves poems torn in the storm pieces of a song letters held so dear now dance into the dawn words that meant everything when everything was gone How the rain just sighs weeping from the skies keeping our garden fed these tears from twilight eyes rain tangled in the wind of dark, despairing wishes straining sorrow on my skin I fall with our lost kisses to the forgotten garden beneath
Itsss Spartaaaaaaaaaa
i ran across a online site to role play, bring it on spartaaaaaaaaaa
"the Storm"
8:27 AM 7/25/2008-Friday the storm...the storm..."it" rages inside of me... "it" hurts...from inside... banging day...into night...still there...banging harder yet at dawn... the pendulum lowers...a bit...more...not yet does it touch... but "it" hurts...just...trying to cut hurts... it stabs upward...again...yet again...and more...even more... quickly...harder..."it" jabs... longer...slower..."it" stabs... cutting through...from the the bone... to the skin...though my flesh...sharding out... the words...there are none...not heal... so i...stay the storm... that rages...within... i wont bleed...i want to bleed...but...what i want...has no say... so i stay...yet...i won't succumb... my body...will not give itself to death... life has already taken too much... i will not allow deaths devouer the last of me... what is left
It's All About The Blood.
How beautiful, this dark bride. her tears filled with despair, Caught in a silken web, Spun in her raven hair; Tears of shimmering sorrow Bejewel her skin so fair, and how beautifully she bleeds Into me. It's all about the blood. how I ache within, to taste the deepest, darkest love. The heat beneath her skin. I'll never love again, I am broken by my sins, but how beautifully she sighs, Into me With her every dying breath. I slowly fall apart; but it's all about the blood. Then I'm left here in the dark, To suffer the desperate beating, of my lost and mourning heart oh, how beautifully she fades, Into me.
Thank You Train
Shining Stars Of Fubar These are some really great people!!! You should go show them a bunch of love!!! If they aren't on your friend list yet they really should be!!! They have helped me and Jake on our way to Godfather/mother!! Jake is already there but I am still working on it!! So any help would be appreciated!!! These people know what it means to be a true friend!!! So I just want to say THANK YOU for all your help!!! {{{HUGS}}} & {{{LUVS}}} These are some really awesome people and deserved to be loved on!! So go F/A/R them and rate their pics, stash, blogs, whatever, just go love 'em!! After you have, message me and I will add you to the bully!!! ϟϟ Jk the ke ϟϟ Real Life Boyfriend of Jm-@ fubar Sherry Lynn
If you all dont think this is funny you have no sense of humor (lol) ______________________________________ 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12
i trusted him so much...and then when i needed himthe most he is gone. and all i get is a message- he found someone else. im so happy for him. even though it feels like i am ripping my heart out. i wonder why i continue to trust ppl? why cant i just stop? all they do is hurt me...and then they say i wont hurt you! but they turn around and stab a knife deep in your back.
It's Midget Time
Show Me Your Midget.. Leave Your Midget To Keep Mine Company
Money Personality
Your Money Personality is Daredevil You spend money like it's Monopoly money. Who cares if you run out? Whenever you buy something, you don't stop to think if you can afford it. Yes, you are generous with your money, but you are also very reckless. Better to give small presents now than rely on friends and family for a handout later. You tell yourself that you'll spend today and save tomorrow... but you never end up saving. It's time to start living beneath your means. Or else you are headed for a financial disaster. What's Your Money Personality?
You Are a Cherry Flavored Popsicle You are sweet and friendly. For you, summer is all about doing your favorite things. You are a nostalgic person. You love old fashioned things like ice cream trucks. You savor everything. Every taste of summer, the feeling of the sun, the smell of the beach... Of all the types, you love summer the most. What Flavor Popsicle Are You?
Feng Shui
Your Feng Shui is Decent Your home is a comfortable enough place. After all, it is your home. Truthfully, though, it may be a bit too cluttered and stale. Try rearranging your furniture, donating unwanted items, and bringing in some natural elements. You may be surprised how much more relaxed you end up feeling. How's Your Feng Shui?
Jimmy Dogs
I am a Pirate that is looking for that special lady. Im the last of the southern gentlemen. A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME
1 Aug
Day started out well enought I guess. But tonight not so well. Felt left out like shit, but oh fucking well me right. Get over it and move on I guess. Think the best thing to do is to stop making others feel their important and only yourself is the key. Laters all.
Naughty Applacation
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"
New Contest...
Just Matt
Just Matt - At a cross road again... A whirl wind of emotions, Conflicting desires, wants, and needs Strong battling notions of remorse, regret, and fear of the future Who am I any more? What am I looking for? There was a time, but I cant remember when I was happy, understood the vast world around me I knew what made me tick, had the answers to it all Or so I thought.. Then. CRASH my world was shattered Everything was a lie all my beliefs, core values, All the trust, love, commitment, and loyalty I gave Thrown away Everything in my small realm of experience Was shattered in to tiny little pieces of Matt that cant be put back together So, time to build a new Matt Ive been pawing through the rubbish finding a small piece that will fit Diligently I push on in the pursuit to find a piece of me Finding pieces Ive never seen before putting them together once more Im finally starting to make a form nothing like it was before I never imagined
In the past two weeks I have had the life from hell I've never been so terrified, so depressed and in so much pain, I have gone from chilled and high to depressed and suicidal, changing every hour, its like being on an emotional roller coaster, certain people have made it worse than it should have been but hey ho. Anyway, throughout this all there have been a few people who have been very nice to me and they know who they are and I'd like to thank them... but... theres one person inparticular who I'd like to mention... who has shocked me and made me think beyond anything. He has totally made himself noticeable in my life above anyone else and has given me the most emotional experience ever. So yes... I would like to thank my ex, Rich who rather than just saying things, rather than stressing me out, he has gone and done something that is so kind and (add posh word here that means doing something for someone else without expecting anything in return... like unselfish but a damn
Queen Of The Dragons Lair Contest!!! The Rules Are Simple Ladies. The First Lady Who Gets Fifty Thousand Comments On Her Picture Wins Two Million Fu-Bucks. The Runner-Up Will Win Five Hundred Thousand Fu-Buck. You May Get Comments Any Way You Choose Friend/Family Bombing Or Bomb Yourself Anything Goes. The Contest Pictures Will Be Placed In A Folder Called Queen Of The Lair. If You Are Interested In Entering The Contest Please Send Me A Message And Select A Pic From Your Profile To Be Used. The Contest Will Start August 8th Early Friday Morning . May The Most Exquisite And Cunning Lady Win,, loves (repost of original by 'BlackDragonGod' on '2008-08-02 00:35:04')
will always be just a lay because I don't know what u want in life I make guesses,e when it comes to life is that what u want ? IM just the lay !That is want life is ! If It is just a lay then its the game of life Do u really want to be played? Ore is it just love what you are looking for If its the game of who fucks who ! Why does it hurt so much why when I have some one in my life you all seem to care about my feelings? When IM not with anyone no one care about my feelings Why does everyone show up at the same time ! What is it IM that dam good all u people want some of what everyone wants that is me? IM not just the lay I get in five mints it take a lot more ! As you all know in not the minute man its take a long time u all get off Meany time when it it my turn? I know that its my true when you tell me you can't go any longer and I still don't get my true to let it go inside you so I just give up I have give you all what everyone wants but all I can say when is it time

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