Fubar Blogs 5

The F Word
The 'F' Word (Correct use of the 'F' word) When is @#$% Acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. 'What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?' -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. 'What the @#$% was that! ?' - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. 'Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?' -- Custer, 1877 9. 'Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.' -- Einstein, 1938 8. 'It does so @#$%ing look like her!' -- Picasso, 1926 7. 'How the @#$% did you work that out?' -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. 'You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?' -- Michelangelo, 1566! 5. 'Where the @#$% are we?' --Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. 'Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!' -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?' --Bill Clinton, 1998 2.

Own Mikey!!!!
Own Mikey An Angel everybody loves is up for auction!! Use Me, Abuse Me, have your way with me, I'm offering the following, and a few surprises. Rate pics 11's for a month Rate stash Make a name pic with water effect. I heart ________ pic Link on page in "About Me" section Permanent link in blog Added to the top of my Godfather List until you level, or 1 month, whichever is longer! Personal Salute Added to Yahoo Messenger Well I'm not gonna lie anymore!!! I'm No angel!!! Come on Girls!!!! Now is your time!!! Here is my link Please come and bid on me so you can Use Me, Abuse Me and have your way with me!!! Put those handcuff on me!!! Made by: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~The Fubar Flaming Hotties~ Fu-Own By Mikey!@ fubar

Club Far Strike Force Team List
TEAM STRIKEFORCE Captains : Addictive, MishNumber1 & Jennicense Greeters : SexyGranny1967 Promoter : Southern Stunna Addictive~CLUB FAR~@ fubar MishNumber1 ♥ Of BC FWC WISEUKF SUP Shadow Levelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain@ fubar Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Club F.A.R. Strike Force Team Co-Capt.* Spanker* DSC Member*@ fubar SexyGranny1967 ♥ Shadow Leveler ♥ Club FAR ♥ S*U*P ♥ fu~owned by JONLEE74@ fubar Southern Stunna @ fubar Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~FU-ANGEL@ fubar Jackie{Asst chief promoter of fu luv bomb squad}[ClubFAR]~fu-owned by emt380~@ fubar Mickstatts- * WISEUKF* Club F.A.R.*

Join My Mafia!
Please add me on MYSPACE. I would play it here but the game isnt on FUBAR. http://myspace.com/exojuju I am trying to beef up my mafia. It is the funnest game I have ever played online. HELP ME .. just join me on myspace and add the application that is on my profile for MAFIA. Thanks! :)

Thank God!
He is resuming an old relationship with his ex girl Lacey. Maybe now he will be nicer since he will be getting some ass. Whew! Is it sick that I'm relieved?? LOL I'm actually happy for him as she seems to be a nice girl. I hope this divorce finalizes soon as that was her biggest problem with their relationship. Anyway, had to blog about that because for those who know me that is a big weight off my shoulders. Because now he will be leaving me alone. YEAH!

*grrrr*
Todd hi shawna whats up tonite? Shawna nada..what's up with you Todd just sittin here being bored Shawna Noneya same here thinking about going to bed Todd i see you wanna join me in my bed? Shawna excuse me? come on now..i dont even know you like that *angry smiley* Todd true, but it would be fun Shawna Noneya maybe for you *yawn smiley* Todd trust me i would make sure u enjoyed it **AND HERE IS WHERE I CALL BULLSHIT BECAUSE SOOO MANY GUYS SAY THIS TIRED ASS LINE KNOWING DAMN WELL IT'S NOT TRUE.** **AND HERE IS WHERE HE TELLS ON HIMSELF...SEE I KNEW IT WASNT TRUE!!!!** Todd well my penis only lasts about 10 minutes... but my tongue lasts for hours I had chatted with this guy once or twice last summer and I guess he had me on his yahoo still. He wasnt on mine. Grr, it just makes me want to meet up with this stupid fucker so I can bitch slap him.

July 4, 1776
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights; that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to the

Sin Wagon
We're Gonna Do Some Mattress Dancing so bust out the Handcuffs and Whipped Cream and Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Sin Wagon in your friend request!) and then send me (aGEM4life) a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Sin Wagon already R/F you".** You will then be added to the list of riders. We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. '♡aGEM4life♡'Founder 'AngelGurl'Whip Cream Distributor 'Keith'Driver 'UnknownCowboy'Handcuff Inspector (For the Ladies Only!)

My Secrets...
Who is this person who captures me? that takes me from my reality.... who is this woman who has stole my soul... and completely tantalized me? She came from out of nowhere... she stole my reasons... my security.... she opened my heart and lead me out of this darkness. who is she? She is a savior, a saint... the true meaning of heaven on earth. I see beyond myself when she is near... I face things I once feared all because of one person? Who is she? She knows she is clear on who she is... what she has done. She is... She is my heart.

Annalee
Hi everyone...I just wanted to let you all know that on July 3, 2008 at 2:48pm, AnnaLee was born...she was 8 weeks early so she was very tiny...she weighed 3 lbs and 13 ounces...she was 16 1/2 inches long. She will more then likely have to spend time here at the hospital up to 4 weeks to get her stable enough to come home..she really is doing good though she has not needed to be on any machines that help her breath she has been doing it on her own since birth. the only thing really wrong is that she is being given oxygen just to help her out some and she is also on a tube that goes thru her cord to feed her and anything else that she may need with meds or blood draw...this may sound like some really bad stuff but really in the long run it isnt...she could have SOOOOOOO much more that is wrong with her and i thank god everyday that a new miracle has occured in my life. if you have any more questions about her feel free to send me a message.

Donate Here
FUNDRAISING FUBUCKS AUCTION Trying to raise fubucks funds for spotlight... I've been donating almost every fubuck i have to everyone else for spotlight.. and now it's my turn:) My friends rock. A few of my friends have donated some stuff. Go check it out, show sum fubar love, & bid on them. list of just a few names: Pâµ|@ fubar CANADIAN ®- MR. SWEETNESS - SWEETHEART♥ FU OWNED BY IRISH SWEETHEART!@ fubar KENO...Owner Of the KO Girls Owned by Princess Beakers@ fubar *Thump☆Star*™|CWP Radio|@ fubar Philemon - fu-owned by Guidomedic!@ fubar If interested in helping me out & can't donate. you can also donate your services. salutes, graphics etc.. to be auctioned off.. contact me through message if you'd like to join. If interested in bidding please click the pic below to check them all out. it should send you to the auction folder. i'll be adding more stuff as we go along. so if there's anything you might want and isen't l

My Futastic Hh
MY HAPPY HOUR TOMMOROW AT 9 A.M FU TIME!!MAKE ME PROPHET!!BLING ME TILL YOU CANT BLING ME NO MORE!!!I'M BLING CRAZY!I WILL RETURN ALL LOVE LIKE I ALWAYS DO:)MAKE THIS A HAPPY HOUR THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET!! whå† måkê§ mê §êx¥~*~Owner Of LÏVÏÑ ÐÃ Ð®∃ÃM Always ~N~ 4ever**@ fubar A SPECIAL THANK YOU GOES OUT TO CHUCKIIBOO!!!THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT BOO! YOU ARE TRULY AN AMAZING MAN!TY FOR ALL YOU DO FOR EVERYONE BOO!WE ALL LUV YA LOTS!IF YOUR NOT FRIENDS WITH CHUCKII YET YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING!HE ROCKS THE FU!GO F/R/A HIM!!!!!BLING HIM!RATE ALL HIS STUFF!LOTS OF PPL GO THROUGH LIFE HAVING NOT MET A TRUE FRIEND!AND I'M BLESSED TO HAVE HAD THE CHANCE IN LIFE TO HAVE CHUCKII AS MY FRIEND/FAM! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar GET ON IT!SPANK US BOTH REAL HARD!!!! ALSO THANK YOU TO MY OWNERS BEDROCK AND DMAN!AND TO THE ONE'Z I FU OWN LIVIN AND JINX!!!ALL OF MY FRIENDS ROCK THE FU!!CHECK OUT MY TOP FAMILY AND FRIENDS ON MY PAGE!THERE ALL REAL TRUE FRIENDS

The Hood.......
It had been weeks since I last seen you. It seemed each time I saw you, you had grown and learned more in the ways of controlling me. And now I waited and hungered for you. Hungered for your touch, your caress and yes for the evitable pain that would come with each visit. The house dead and silent the only sound of the occasional passing car sliced into the loneliness. Hours before I had began to prepare for your arrival. Stripping nude and stepping into the cold shower. The icy water attacked my pale flesh. The goose bumps rising along my skin only made me work faster. Going over my legs and pussy twice to ensure their smoothness. I knew that if you found a single hair it would be removed with a pair of tweezers and my bare bottom would be on the receiving end of your paddle. Not wishing to linger in the frigid water I turned the facets off and began to dry off. Brushing out my long red silk hair. Watching in the mirror as each tangle was released until there was nothing but shine

Hola Guys! My Name Is M0nica And Welcome To My Blog
i grew up in a really small town in the middle of nowhere, but now I've moved away to college to study..I hope you'll like my pictures here! feel free to contact me Y.M seductive_m0nica h0tmail seductive_m0nica ***letter 'o' is zero # 0 in my name;)

Hello
Hey all! :D I am currently up for auction! :D Check it out! :D http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1664569&albumid=1088839&i=1288409854&idx=18 Look who else is up for auction!! :D http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1664569&albumid=1088839

New Nsfw
i am posting/have posted some nsfw from down below. the only way you can see them is to F/A/R my bf Donny and myself, and when you add him you have to write a comment. he will let me know when i can show them to you. so be nice and if you want to see me start F/A/Ring Donny's fubar page; http://www.fubar.com/user/1939770 no nasty comments on either persons nsfw or you will be deleted from the family list.

Scruffy
After just over 17 years I have to put my loyal companion and friend to sleep. After struggling with congestive heart failure he has also lost control of his bladder and intestines, so its time. I will always remember the good times and you will always be in my heart. You were always there for me in good times and especially when I was hurting you will be sorely missed :(.

The Morning
I was sleeping so content. We had a great night in each others arms and I knew I was still in your embrace. I have never been so peaceful as I was that morning. I was dreaming, It was of us together making Love. I knew I was dreaming but it felt real. The warmth of your body pressed against me was there, that wonderful feeling of you. I realized I was not actually sleeping, it was the state in between where reality and dreams blended. I also realized that I felt your hand rubbing my engorged cock. My dream had excited me and you didnt waste the the chance. I was still groggy and trying to get the rest of my body to respond when I felt the heat and wetness of your mouth surround me. My hips responded on pure reflex of the sesation. What a feeling of extacy. My mind was slowly waking all of me as your mouth was stroking up and down my shaft. The feeling as you take me deep into your mouth is one that can only be rivaled by one other thing. My eyes finally opened to look a

Beauty Contest
I am in a beauty contest will you please come and help me out and rate my pic Thank you to all of you who help me... xoxoxox http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1741259&albumid=1101317&idx=0 if you couldnt notice i am the #2 pic.. hugs, kisses, and lots of love

Spinal Trouble
hey everybody just wanted to tell you about my accident bout 4yrs ago i was riding atvs and flipped over and broke my spine they said i should have been paralized esspecially cause i got up and walked but i got lucky but i have so much trouble with it i am a mechnic so thats bad enough it hurts to pick up stuff off the floor it takes me a days energy to get out of bed it even hurts to lean over to start the shower and since i have a break it made a spot for arthritis to come in and a disease called sacroiititis thats some bad stuff it makes my hips go out i cant stay to get disability so if you know anybody with back trouble that can walk leave them alone you will never know how much they go through you cant explain it just trust me you also cant stand as long as you use to

Fubar Animal Lovers Club
FUBAR'S ANIMAL LOVERS CLUB glitter-graphics.com no matter what kind of pet or pets you love, this club is for you. you can meet friends all over fubar you share the same interest in loving an animal. no matter if it's domestic,wild or whatever. we all love pets and we should get together and form a bond a strong one. there are so many animals getting killed all over the world, it's so sad to see this happen. so come on people join this club and fight for the ones who can't talk and or fight for themselves. these poor animals don't deserve what they are getting. ---NO DRAMA IN THIS CLUB--- please rate add everyone including myself and send me a pm once your finished and i will add you to the club please in the subject line put something related to this club. it will help me get you faster...please dont just say hi, because then i have to open it and it's much faster to see the train/club you want to join and i can click your pic get your link and save a few ste

Dark Ryder
He could hear the blood racing through her veins.Her heart was beating faster which in turn made his beat faster. His temples began to throb. A slow, dull aching at first, but soon to have the force of a sledgehammer banging against his head. His entire body felt as if it were about to ignite, fire consuming his very being. It all meant one thing. It was time to feed!

**train** We Love You Long Time!!
Yea baby!! We love you time!!! Get in where ya fit in!! Rate Fan & Add each lover! Then message Unbreakable! Make sure you tell them "love you long time!" I'll be making tags daily so rate this pic and comment saying you've rated!! Unbreakable Sweetpeabayba T Iceman Drillindeep ~Phoenix~ Dragon RIder Asian Persuasion missjenene snoopy70 neca717 Vitamin De The Baddest MILF®~

Wow Didn't Know This Was A Beauty Contest!!
You know I am not the best looking thing in the world but I am not the worst looking thing either. If you can't talk to me cause I have kids or cause you dont think I am good enough to talk to then your missing out. If you go by looks then your missing out on alot. Yeah I'm not skinny nor am I a beauty queen, I never won prom queen but if that is what you are looking for then you are shallow. I am a good hearted woman and I have alot to offer. I can be one of your best friends you will ever have. So if you are out to see all the HOTTIES well in a few of the guys eyes I am a HOTTIE and so you get to miss out. So go and talk to only the skinny girls and miss out on one of the best things that could of ever walked into your life as a friend. Keep being shallow and wearing the blinders. I know that I am a great person and so do most of the guys on here that talk to me.

Fuck Fake Ass Poeple
SO SICK OF ALL YA'ALL'S BULLSHIT DRAMA CRAP !! I have had it with the she did this he did that ,she said this she said that !!! How about this, I don't give a shit !!! stay off my fuckin page don't call me !! leave me the fuck alone !! I don't give a fuck,family is highly over rated ,ya'all suck 4 real!! I'm done !! don't know why i event tried!! walls are going back up,stay the fuck out!! sick of being the blame 4 everyones short comings ya'all really need 2 start taken credit 4 your own shit ,trust me you have earned it!!have a nice fuckin life BYE!!!

So I've Been Thinkin...
Yes it doesn't happen very often...but occasionally I DO think! I made a list of things I have done here on Fubar over the last 18 months. ~Got FU Married~ ~Got Auctioned off~ ~Got FU annulled~ ~Got Re FU Married~ ~Hosted a Happy Hour~ ~Hosted an auction~ ~Became a FU GodMother~ There seems to be something missing from my list.. I haven't tried for the spotlight!! Soooooo....if you find that you have some extra FU Bucks just laying around and wouldn't mind donating it to the GEMS Spotlight Fund, it would be greatly appreciated. If you would rather just come rate my pics (I got plenty lol) that would be appreciated too. **Thank You to those of you who have already given towards it.** This bulletin brought to you by ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫

Why Men Shouldnt Get Married
All the older guys I know, guys that are 30 and older are telling me the same story; don't do it. It just turns to crap no matter what you do. They'd rather be independent. At best it's a tedious bore. At worst a living hell with financial ruin thrown in for good measure. The problem is that when you're young, you just naturally fall into this mind set where your whole self image is based on how women regard you, and so you spend all your money and energy trying to make yourself acceptable to them. Then later in life the shine wears off and you finally realize that you've wasted yourself on a bunch of crap. Children - "the ultimate human experience" I couldn't even begin to list all of the older folks i know from work or through my family with kids they either don't get along with, are disappointed in, or are so distant as to not even be a factor in each other's lives. I'm really skeptical about the idea of children as "the ultimate blessing." How many friends do you have with l

Don't Push Me......
Okay listen. I realize that there are some real freaks in this world. Then on the other spectrum we have people who would do anything for you. I am the "other end of the spectrum" people. But if you go and you push me, I am going to snap and if I do, I am a mean individual. I do not like that side of me, but shit happens. SO peeps....knowing who this is intended towards.... BACK OFF. I don't mind chatting, I don't mind comments and messages. I DO MIND catching hell for not "living" on my pc. I have a life, a family and a good one at that. SO if I don't answer a shout, a message or a comment.....I am NOT here. I forget like alot of people do to change my stats. My bad. BUT if YOU leave me ANY more shit like you did, I WILL delete you, block you and whatever else I have to, to make my point. I AM ME, I TALK TO WHO I WANT, WHEN I WANT & NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT.... With all due respect to my husband, if he wishes for me to stop speaking to people with a good reason

Reflections
Voices, music, people, sounds, Talking, yelling, and laughter resound. Everything and nothing it seems, All alone in the sea of dreams How can it possibly be? Surrounded by humanity? Is it possible to be crowded? All alone in the sea of dreams? What is it that will set me free? Who is it that will be with me? Where can I go or be? All alone in the sea of dreams. I am not the first to tread this watery grave. Others have had to float wanting to be saved. What is the answer? What is the key? All alone in the sea of dreams What is the purpose that turns loneliness into peace? Feel present and causes despair to cease? What price can it be to redeem, All alone in the sea of dreams. In silence and whispers In calm beyond vespers There are but three saviors it seems, All alone in the sea of dreams. Love, respect, and concern, Are the three that fuels the burn. Communion sweet will result you see when you are All alone in the sea of dreams.

New Thing I Wrote
have you ever felt lke your fighting a loosing battle? with not only yourself but with everyone and everything around you? like everyone has to come frist and all the weight of the world has been placed on your shoulders.. sorta like your about to fall but havent quiet started yet and your trying to conspalte a way to fall wth out hurting yourself... my head is jumbled with thoughts and feelng thatr i am yet to figure out and when i fnally have i cant quiet seem to earse them,,, its crazy how time can erase and change people... How one change can counterreact a hole mess in seconds which took yearss to bulid the way it is laid out. Life is confusing to me.. i am not ready to conquer but waht if it doesnt matter beacouse its a matter of having to do what it takes to conquer and divided to get anywhere in the plaace willl call life... something about the present sends a shock about my future.. who i love and what awaits in the foggy looking glass.. its not actually foggy to we

Annakhan069
Gorgeous babe...you will dream about me im very naughty and kinky little girl who is ready to try everything! i play without any limits! im a sweet and sexy girl, come and taste me, and feel the real pleasure of me, feel free to let me know what ticles ur fancy, im up to everything..just tell me how u want me to please you! looking to meet interesting,sexy,funny people.If you are one of them,you are welcum in my hot sexy world!!I am still looking for some fun, maybe a guy who will lead me through this and shows me the world of love!!!! .....I can be with anyone. if you want to be my friend , I'll be your friend and i wil accept who you are and what you are,but if your a foe well i can be worst than that!!!

Sacrifice
From day to day i know that i'm in all your conversations.... You never have anything good to say about me.... Thats ok cause everyone's entitled to their own opinions.... Cause everyone's a critic, and even on your best days someone's got something bad to say....

Somewhere I Belong... From Arleene
Somewhere I Belong...I'm watching strangers passing by, They can't see me stare, Trapped inside my shaded world, Hoping one does care. Step on, step up and get ahead, That's what's wrong today, Why no one feels like they belong, Why nothing seems okay. Not all are so exclusive, The truth is seen by some, Just where it is we came from, And what we have become. Nations pointing fingers, People placing blame, Even though we're slowly dying, We feel no hint of shame. Each one stands as right, Judging all they see, I feel like I must disappear, To truly live and be. Somewhere out there, I belong, Or why would I be here, Inside this twisted web of truth, Within this plane of fear

George Carlin - Age
George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH

Something New With The Pussycat Family
My Name In Sinful Pleasures My Real Name Is Ashley I Am 22 Years Old I Was Born In Raised In PA I Am A Single Mom I Have Two Children Both Boys Mitchell Will Be 2 July 25th And Micheal Will Be 4 In October They Are The Most Important Thing In My Life I Work And Take Care Of My Kids Thats Pretty Much My Life I Am Planing On Going To School Soon For Photography Thats What I Really Want To Do I Am A Very Giving Person I Will Try To Help Anyone I Can I Am Outgoing And Very Blunt I Like To Sing Even Tho I Know I Cant Lmao Write Poetry Even Tho I Havent Done It In Forever [ Sinful Pleasures * Shadow Leveler * Pu$$ycat Playmate - Owned By KaTman ]

Life Goes On
So this won't be a bitch fest. Although its been awhile since I've had one. But, here lately I really don't have much to bitch about. I'm back in Oklahoma. I don't know how long this will last but, we will see. I haven't been around much lately. I do check in from time to time to see how my friends are doing. But, honestly I'm just too tired to stay on long. It might say I'm logged in but, 9 times out of 10 I'm not at the computer. There have been a number of changes in my life over the past six/seven months. I've learned from a bunch of them. But, here is what I wanted to say. You can think I'm bitching but, its just more of a warning. I'm on the FU for real friends. Not just people looking for rates cause trust me I'm not here for that. I joined FU back when it was LostCherry in 06. I deleted my old account due to a lot of drama but, came back because I did miss a lot of my friends on here. I'm glad I can say I do have a lot of great friends on here that I can talk to about

Im Almost Henchman
Please go show my Lil Sis some Fu Luv ! Lets Level Her!!! Shes ONLY 107k From HENCHMAN! Bling Her! Rate Her! Add Her! Comment Her! Do It ALL!!! **WIKID LETTE **FU-OWNERS OF HOT&FLUFFY AND PIMPSUGARBEAR**AUCTIONS OVER**@ fubar

Leaving Fubar
IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT FROM FUBAR. IF YOU WANT TO TALK AND YOU DONT HAVE ME ADDED ON YAHOO IM, PLZ FEEL FREE TO DO SO AT deedee_jones2006. I HAVE ENJOYED BEING ON HERE AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS BUT DUE TO HEALTH REASONS I WONT BE ABLE TO BE ON THE NET ANY LONGER. I WILL MISS EVERYONE. MUCH LOVE TO YA, DONTCHA.

Jokes 2
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t

Give It A Go Lets See How Far You Get
CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE BOTTOM WORD POSTED AND SEE WHO GETS STUCK AND CAN'T CONTINUE!!! REMEMBER: CHANGE ONLY ONE LETTER IN THE LAST WORD ENTERED now MAKE sure to stick to the rules.. will you be the one to get stuck and can't progress on with a word?..hehe Rules: 1.. YOU CANNOT ADD LETTERS 2.. YOU CANNOT USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES 3.. YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE LETTER STARTING WORD: "FOOT"

Hot S*&^
People who are "sexy" are defined by the way that they look, move, or talk. Well I am introducing a new way of saying that. That being "hot s*&^!!" This only works if the person is past fine or sexy. The kind of person that makes your jaw drop and your panties wet. Whats your new word

Peolpe
I choose to be me. Me and only me. I choose to be someone that is not the average, i choose to be unique. Some people decide to be others, taking any chance of individuality, any chance to be them, any chance of being known as themselves. Only being known as you. Some people give up, refuse to continue because they are not accepted. thier choice? Change, or continue to be a nobody. I say don't change, and don't give up..... it takes people to make a difference, it takes people to change a mind. Simply put, it takes people like us.

Afternoon Delights
I am enjoying my saturday afternoon as i sit on my patio and steal wireless from a selection of careless neighbors. When all of a sudden out nowhere i hear "fucking shit goddam!" I turn around to see who the maniac is that is cussing at the top of their lungs at 530, it's this new weird family thats moved in recently behind us. They are always fighting.....and i'm talking about UFC in the driveway at midnight. I dont know what their problem is. Anywhoo... it was the wife maniacally screaming because she could figure out how to put together this laundry clothesline thing. Not your traditional clothesline the one thats metal and looks like a spider web... So anyway the husband comes out and he tries to help her and all she does is yell and scream at him.......... Fast forward two hours later... "OH OH OH OH BABY YA! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD" Ummm basically....i'll just stop there no need to give anymore details lmao

Everyone Needs Someone
I CANNOT GIVE UP MYSELF FOR YOU NOR DO I WANT YOURS.. I CANNOT CHANGE MY LIFE'S GOALS FOR YOU NOR DO I WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOURS... WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU, FOR US, FOR A RELATIONSHIP CONSISTING OF YOU AND ME IS TO BE A FRIEND, A COMPANION, A LOVER, A SHARER OF SPACE AND TIME A COMFORT, A SUPPORT, A GIVER... YET I CAN ONLY DO THIS IF YOU DO THE SAME, AS A RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT OF THE GIVINGS OF TWO.. TO BE SETTLED AND STRONG IN THIS WAY GIVES PEACE OF MIND AND SOUL, SO THE ENERGIES CAN BE SPENT ON OUR PURPOSES AND NOT THE CONSTANT... SOMETIMES WE NEED REMINDERS IN OUR LIVES OF HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE. IF YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THIS.... BEYOND WORDS THAT CANT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH, I HOLD YOU AND YOUR HAPPINESS WITHIN MY HEART EACH AND EVERY DAY. I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU, AND SO THANKFUL FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP.. IF THE WORLD COULD GIVE ME ONLY ONE SPECIAL PERSON.. I WOULD WANT THAT PERSON TO BE SOMEONE I COULD

Where I Have Been While I Was Awol
Well, its been so long since I have been on here I don't even know where to start. Some of you may have known that my elderly cat had health issues. Around the beginning of the year she developed diabetes. It required me to give her shots 12 hours apart and to feed her at least a half hour before. Her general health condition made her so sensitive that I had to give the shot between 7:00 & 7:30 every time or she would get spasms and even convulsions. In the mean time, work had gotten intense but, thankfully, not cut throat as it was last year. We had a complete team change over that caused us a lot of time settling back into the schedule. There have also been project after project that had me working my butt off but I constantly had to leave and take work with me so that I could keep Millie's schedule. Well, the last few weeks have been hell. The project hit us with a high profile task that needed to be done by the end of this month and at the same time Millie seemed to get

~~curious~~
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. Describe me in 3 words? 7. If u Had to share 30 Min's with me what would you do? 8. What was Ur first impression of me? 9. Do u still think the same now you have met me? 10. What reminds u of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do u know me? 13. What do u like best about me? 14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't? 15. Could you ever love me? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why? 17. Anything 2 say b4 u go? 18.what do you you think my favourite colour is? 19. Now state 3 good points about you that would interest me in you. Just copy and paste this to the comments section below and add your answers so i can see what your answers are....

Recipe For Love
Recipe for Love Ingredients 2 Hearts Full of Love 2 Heaping Cups of Kindness 2 Armfuls of Gentleness 2 Cups of Friendship 2 Cups of Joy 2 Big Hearts Full of Forgiveness 1 Lifetime of Togetherness 2 Minds Full of Tenderness Method Stir daily with Happiness, Humor and Patience. Serve with Warmth and Compassion, Respect and Loyalty

Butt Naked & Alone
Disclaimer* This isn't personal its just poetry Questions surface Are you butt naked and alone Do you feel strange when you are at home? Alone Do you stare in the mirror? Practicing pickup lines You butt naked and alone When you got more pictures of ass on your mobile phone Than you have actually in your hands You butt naked and alone When the last thing you had pink was a strawberry milkshake at Mc Donald's You butt naked and alone When the last thong You seen was in the window of Victoria Secret display You butt naked and alone If you own a subscription to any porn stars website And you are the leader of the fan club And know all there bios I know You butt naked and alone If you get emotional & AROUSED Everytime you here "Rumpshaker" You butt naked and alone If you still use Lil' Kim's Hardcore poster For motivation You butt naked and alone If every time you go the strip

Motorcycles
I've been riding motorcyles off and on for 35 years, sounds like a long time doesn't it.. I started out as a kid on dirt bikes and after years of not riding began riding again about 12 years ago when bought my first bike. Was it a big fancy one, no it was a Honda 700 Shadow, I quickly realized it was not big enough for me and when the Valkyrie came out I had to have one. Got the second one here in town and after many miles on it decided to trade it for an Excelsior Henderson, fine bike, but nothing but trouble. Finally, sold the Ex, and got another Valkyrie, a 1997 Tourer, the 97's are faster than the other years, so here I am with a fast 800 lb bike. I ride with all my friends on anything from Harleys to Hondas to Yamahas. Bikes are like women, everyone has a preference. Some of the guys I work with though won't ride with anything but other Harleys'. Do they realize that they are missing out on the true essence of what motorcycling is all about. It does not matter what you rid

Never Judge
This is so true in today's world especially.....we are all guilty of it....judging someone is so easy to do......and in today rush and bustle that we live in, we so quickly forget that sometimes there are underlying circumstances.....think about it! 'Some people!' snorted a man standing behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open ano ther line, 'said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card ont

My Stuffs
I am bored, yet I am in so much pain. I really dont want to just sit here, but I have been laying around the house all day. I really need to clean up from the party last night, but at the same time I could care less, it is cold and rainy....I want to watch a movie, but I dont want to watch any I have, and I have no money to go rent or buy new ones. I am hungry, yet I am bored... I should go to bed, but I am not sleepy...yet I am tired if I think I want to do anything and so i just sit here on the dang laptop wondering who will read this and really who cares??? I am in need of another pain pill, but I hate the way they make me feelll.... Oh Life how I hate how you cant make up my mind....yea, ,I know Im not makeing sence, and I cant spell, but who can blame a girl in pain (not from drinking, but too much stuff she did at a party she threw and preped for for two weeks, just to have 12 people out of 60 she invited show up, kinda like my 2nd wedding, as I think about it, they were the same

Help Needed
I don’t normally do this, but this isn’t normal, either. Antiwar.com needs your help. Antiwar.com is devoted to the cause of non-interventionism and is read by libertarians, pacifists, leftists, "greens," and independents alike, as well as many on the Right who agree with our opposition to imperialism. And they are in need of cash. Perpetual war for perpetual peace has exhausted the many dedicated staffers, readers and volunteers. . Why? One word: IRAN. The Bush Administration is determined to go to war with Iran whether the American people want it or not, and by 4-1 margins we don’t! Furthermore, America does not have the resources in this recession and already overstretched military to open a third theater of war! Iran does not have nuclear weapons. They are not developing any either. President Bush could care less. To his thinking, they are the evil bad guys. They are not a threat to this nation, and they never have been. It has been nearly thirty years since

Word Vomit
They say abscence makes the heart grow fonder...But does it really grow further masking itself from one minute to the next? Are we really happy here in this lonely game we play? Is anyone ever really sure what it is they really and truly want? Words play out on a page and slice the heart thinner than raw meat. To read them and assume what you are reading is what the person feels for another gives you that fucked up gurgly feeling in your stomach that makes you want to punch someone and then spew vomit down their throat. You feel like inflicting pain upon the one you think is being frivilous, greedy and inconsiderate But we hate to ASSUme. Because well we all know how that goes.... But what is one to think when things become more and more spaced out. More and more distant you don't want to believe the inevitable. That this could possibly end up like the others......... So what do you do? Let your mind race with thoughts of unsettling fear and frustration, the gu

Haters Suck!!
I have enjoyed being on Fubar now for just over a year and my wife and I really enjoy hanging out here and hope our friends will support us on this topic. It has taken some jerk with a most likely Fake profile, to make me post my first Blog. This Fake ass bitch went on my sweet and gorgeous wife's profile and first called her a gutter slut..., then started downrating every pic in her default a "1". My wife has never rated anyone lower than a "10" and has never harrassed a soul on Fubar. That this FAKE chose my Baby to harm will not go unpunished. If they Fan or Friend you, Deny their request. The Name is Toni and the main picture is the one shown here. The Pictures on this persons site are obviously professionally taken model photos and show nothing that they are REAL. Do not add this person to your friends as they are probably a guy pretending to be a Girl for shady reasons. DO NOT LET HATER ASSHOLES GET AWAY WITH THIS!! IF THIS PERSON IS ALREADY IN YOUR FRIEND OR FA

Sawyer
Need prayers for my pup Sawyer he was run over by a truck last night. He's in constant pain. Vet say's he's goona be O.K but may need surgery. I just hate to hear him cryin' all the time and hope he recivers soon I'm really worried they missed somethin'.

Pondering Success
The secret of success is constancy of purpose. -Benjamin Disraeli This means that you MUST set goals, and you MUST reach for them. Otherwise there will be nothing to move towards. And with nothing to move towards, you lack a purpose. And if you lack a purpose, or goals, you are about nothing and shall remain about nothing, and then therefore, become nothing! An important thing to remember is to set goals and to never, ever give up on them. Make a list of 100 goals and place them somewhere where you can see them everyday. Put a few of them on index cards and put them on your fridge, stick to your mirror, dashboard of your car, written on your book covers, or a book mark. It doesn't even have to be all 100. Just make it a point to strive for at least 1 out of 100 everyday until you reach it, then you can move on. You will be surprised how fast you can achieve some goals that are very important to you. Some may be larger than others. Some may be achieved fast

Us Coast Guard
Well I am signing up for the Coast Guard on Monday. I am 26 years old and just want to get my life and stuff in order.. I plan to ship out late July or early August if I can to Cape May, NJ for basic training. I am gonna miss all my friends here on fubar and if anyone would like my military email or address to write when I get it let me know.. To bad I can not receive any care packages but just letters and pics lol. I will miss you all!!! I will try my best to keep in touch when I can.

Credit Card Joke
Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange : Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Citibank : 'Either report her accou

Up For Fubar Auction
☮Kevin☮ imikimi - Customize Your World *ATTENTION ALL FUBAR MEMBERS* I’m up for FUBAR Auction Come place your bids today!! Click the link below to place bids! Happy Country Girl~~Shadow Leveler~~{{Fu-Owned by Gary}}@ fubar

Hitting Popular Status
So let me tell you ...lol there is a profile that is claiming to be me! Thats right claiming to be the Goddess...let me show u. http://www.fubar.com/user/1992682 < that right there is the link to the page and this is the pic she/he is using So....lol There u guy sign that there are people that stupid?! Show your face coward!

Reality Vs. Fiction
You know, the internet is an interesting case study on the human condition. It really speaks to the fickle nature of people in general, as well as to man's search for "the next best thing." We've all heard the "grass is greener on the other side," and unfortunately that resonates as truth to some. It has become apparent, that nothing is ever good enough anymore. Be it in our careers, social lives, personal relationships, etc., people are always seeking out that which they believe will be of more benefit to them. Now, I am definitely not a proponent of status quo, don't get me wrong. We should always strive to learn, and grow, everyday, but should this come at the expense of loyalty? Friendship? Integrity? In our daily lives, we interact with those whom we have interpersonal relationships. It's hard to stab someone in the back, when you have to look them in the eyes. On here, not so much. The internet, while a wonderful resource for gleaning imformation upon a myriad of subjects, can

New Status
Hey Y'all im just lettin everyone know that yes I have found that special someone and she is the greatest thing to happen to me, she is very beautiful and isnt afraid to show her good side or bad side. Feel free to show her some love she is number 1 on my family and friends lists

When U Found Me
When I was looking for you, You found me first. When I was upset, You cheered me up. When I was laughing, You were there to share it with me. Why did you do all those things for me, When I am just a friend? That is what I am to you, right? Whatever you did, You made me feel like the HAPPIEST soul ever! Then, my heart melted, melted into your hands. I belong to you now! I will always treasure, the word you created for me, the short and simple word 'up' that you had always used to make me smile, whe I was frowning GOODNESS, I LOVE YOU! ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!

Fdny Saves 5 On The 4th
Bravest save 5 in daring rescue from Coney Island cruise nightmare BY ELIZABETH HAYS DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Sunday, July 6th 2008, 12:29 AM DeCrescenzo for News Firefighters Dean Tartaro (l.) and Robert Senatore A Fourth of July fireworks cruise nearly turned into a disaster when a 24-foot pleasure boat crashed into a jetty off Coney Island, Brooklyn. With waves crashing over them in a driving rain, the five panicked passengers - including a young boy - were plucked one-by-one from the sinking ship by a fast-acting pair of city firefighters. "We had a good evening and we were just coming back," said Marat Neakhyaz, 28, of Sheepshead Bay, who was on the boat with his son, Daniel, 4. "All of a sudden, I heard a loud bang like a car crash ... Everyone was quite scared." As the boat rocked from side to side, Neakhyaz said he called the police from his cell phone and tried to calm his son and the other passengers. Firefighter Robert Senatore, 44, sped over

Dirty 30?
May 30th I reached a milestone in my life... With grace and style and the coolness god granted me I turned 30 years old :-) In the 36 days since my birthday i have: Fallen down the stairs... Spraining my left hip knee and ankle simulatenously cut all my hair off again...because it keeps falling out chipped my tooth cap Went to the gynecologist and was told maybe i should think about a mamaogram and oh yea you might have endometriosis because your periods are so horrible and oh yea we are gonna probe around in your uterus with the penis ultrasound thingie...(Does that mean I just cheated on my boyfriend?) I've run into the coffee table twice... have a really nice bruise on my knee I've lost 10 lbs (trust me i'm not complaining about that) Ive got this ear infucktion that won't quit for whatever reason and it's getting hard to hear I've lost my voice twice so no karaoke for me :-( I think thats about it other than the fact I've been so horny I've cont

Random Stuffs :p
TAG - YOU'RE IT! So the rules of this little game are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged" in their comments on their page and tell them to read your blog..." 1. Despite my amazon-yness I sometimes wear the nose bleed heels- and at this point I stagger and sway not unlike a drunken monkey. I try to "work it" but it looks as if I have hip dysplasia, or am stripper zombie girl (less mottled, stinky and cannibalish though) 2. Really thought everyone could "see music", "taste colors", and "feel the texture and tone & literal flavor of words" but my DR has explained that this is not normal & that I varied forms of synesthesia. When I explained other people nodded and seemingly agreed to my descriptions and excitement he said it was being polite that my being excited is kinda infectious & charming

Training
well...as of today (sunday the 6th) I will be going to chillicothe, ohio for some additional training for work... basically they put us in a hotel for a week where i am going to be SUPER ASS BORED!! soooooo ya'll are going to have to entertain me cause i will have nothing to do in the damn hotel for a week!! that is all have a nice day :}

Brentneynicholeb
Hey girl and guys! I need your help I am in the running for the 55th Annv playmate, but I need bunny votes all four of them, they have picked the first two winners, but their is still time to vote! You can vote as much as you want and here is the link, so please vote everyday and make my bunny dreams come true! http://www.playboy.com/playmates/features/55th-playmate-search-youtube/55pm-search-p57.html also check out my youtube.com/brentneynicholeb channel! Rock on and Im on myspace.com/brentneynichole Send this Tx girl to the Playboy Manison! Much love and I will have a dirty! BRENTNEY

Come Own Me
Up for auction... Come and place ur bids. This is my second aution ... love to have u bid on me. You can bid whatever you like.. rules are posted in the host's auction. Remember To Check Out Everyone Else While Your There! Check out the host - a/r/f - him while your there! Thank you Fire! Come Place Your Bids!!!!!!

My Bird Poem Of Mine From 1973
My bird is very big he has big feet...sometimes he sores down and gets a mouse---my bird is a eagle---he hurts people too but when he does I make him work for a long time....he was in first place getting a mouse--one time he sored down and ate up a mouse head.. he came after me when I was in the shower and he jumped on me when I was nackid..and he put his beek in my butt...but I beat him up...he bit my back and I cried he showed a big show....almost every girl in the world came to see...today was my bad day--I love my eagle very very much, today he soared down and got another bird but he did not eat the bird he gave it too me...sometimes I want to kiss my eagle--he never ate a bird again, that is why he is so very very good!!!!!!!!

Fucked Up Shit People Do
DADDY IT HURTS! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!! My name is Chris I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me I can't do NO wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my Mommy does come home I'll try and be nice So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He has already locked it And I start to bawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I f

Free Fubucks
i just wanted to let all of my friends know that i am starting today to deleteing people off my list i asked to get help to move to next level and no one help me at all everytime one of yall ask i help i think that my so called friends are here for points and i dont need that i want friends that will not help me and i think it sad that i had to put as the head line free fubucks to get you to read this

Help My Friend
Attention all members of Camelot and all my other friends and fans who may read this!!! One of our Knights in Shining Armour needs our help. Easyrider Fu husband to Just Susan Member of The Tiny Hugs Levelers Camalot and Gummy Express - Needs 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack. Please go rate and leave a comment or two or as many as you can. For every 100 comments you leave, I will give 5000 fubucks. Please pm me when you have commented. Brought to you by: MscFrk TRIPLES with EMMA (repost of original by '♫MscFrk♫~Club FAR~Club United~World Cruise~FuAngel~Free Spirit Leveler~' on '2008-07-01 15:25:52')

Liars
There is more than one form of lying. The first kind is the act of actually telling a lie. The second type is called "lying by omission". When a person commits this type, they lie by leaving out information or just not not telling a person certain information.

Agem4life Pimpout Bulle#1
One of the most beautiful women I have the pleasure of knowing....Lady Kate. Besides being beautiful (inside AND out), Kate is witty, generous, caring, a fighter and most importantly a survivor. She is my hero, my inspiration and my newest FU Owner. Please take a moment and show this incredible woman some love. If you don't already have her as a friend make sure you add her! LadyღKate This bulletin brought to you by ♡aGEM4life♡ ~♫♪HockingRadio™'s DJ Gemini♪♫ Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler

Christ...
Have you ever had something happen to you thats so horrible that all you want to do is curl up in a little ball and stop breathing? I had one of those things happen last night, and as usual, no one was here to help me. I should be used to this crap now really... As per usual after the... I want to die stage... came the coping stage where I just go and try to laugh, blocking out what happened and how I feel... some things are SO bad I don't want to talk about them, I feel unclean, worthless, used and embarrased... I was doing REALLY well until a few hours ago... People don't want to hear, they can't do anything about it so whats the point of telling every horrible detail? Anyway... this was just a small insignificant little offload... I don't feel right... I feel really crap... don't really want to be here... so just be warned that I feel crap... not my usual self... I saw people today having a laugh about stalkers etc... I wish it WAS a funny thing... Someone shoot me be

Men
Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te

Stutter
STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', She volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said

Staci`s Blog
Hello! I am so glad to be here. A little about me: My name is Staci.I`m living in Latvia, Riga.Spoke on Latvian, English and Russian languages.I am a model in my country. I practise music, dances.I like to walk in night`s clubs,travel,sport,boys,animals,flowers...all, that is loved by girls. I want to become actress. Unfortunately, my photos steal.Therefore I want to say that I am on only on this site (1993305) and here http://www.liveinternet. ru/users/staci/blog/.This is all. I ask to inform мe,if you will find my fakes. That is all. I not so well know English, therefore write with errors.Sorry. Buy)

Animal Rescue
Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (how about 20 seconds?) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. www.theanimalrescuesite.com AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS!!!

What Is A Billion ?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959 B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division : Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to

Rules Of Washington D.c.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. - Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. - There is always one more son of a gun than you counted on. - An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. - Chicken Little only has to be right once. - "NO" is only an interim response. - You can't kill a bad idea. - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. - The truth is a variable. - A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. - You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. - A promise is not a guarantee. - If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.

Force~3~bombers!!!
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An Elderly Couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. She replied, "I would like it infrequently". The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two.

True American ??
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believ

Act Your Age
wow it shocks me how this person on here is 37 and just bc my screen froze and i down rated her by mistake she acted like a damn 2 year old by the way i did fix it so i think the lil baby needs to just grow up

Why Do Females Have To Be Sleazy On Here To Get Attention What Am I Missing??
I just don't understand that it seems that females think they won't get talked to by males or other females for that matter if they don't have a boob shot!!! Or they show more. If you want to get laid there are tons of those sites out there. I have those photos but they are not to be shraed with the entire world. No one needs to see those unless more is going on. To me and probably to most ppl your saying you wanna get laid, Again there are sites for that, plenty of them. And most of these pics all someone has to do is lie and say they are 18...... Personally I dont want my son or his friends, or my family to see THOSE pics of me!! Wouldn't that make them proud of MOM to show everything she has here for the world to see? No I am not a prude, Damn so far from that you have no idea. And innocent - in ones dreams but not reality. Lived the drugs, drinking and wild sex - been there dont that....Innocent hahaha .... But I just am trying to get why women to this? I dont g

Back To The Same Ol Shit
Why is it that men always feel the need to cheat. i am the type of girl to stand by man no matter what. i have great heart and am a independant womwn. i dont know what to think but if you can answer this question fill me in.

Waffle House Uniform
I have seen ALL types of auctions on fubar. But I MUST say , this is THE first of its kind. I, THE Slut, am auctioning off a Waffle House Uniform, worn BY me. This will help me get closer to spotlight. I will accept all bids. As bid increases, I will add "perks" to the auction such as, 11's, salutes IN THE UNIFORM, etc etc. So PLEASE bid high and bid OFTEN. Click the pic link below to go straight to the pic and bid. And PLEASE, if you look at the pic, atleast rate it. Auction Brought To By: THE Slut™

Older Writings
Im here writing this, and really I don't have anything to say. Im writing because I have nothing to do at this moment in time. In the coming days, weeks, and months I suppose I will write more. If not here, then somewhere. For those of you reading this, Im sorry to disappoint you. I write for me. I write because I have to. I wont pretend to do anymore or any less than that. I may write something directly pointed at someone. The intention is simply just to comfort myself. You can post whatever comments you wish. I dont neccessarialy care if you agree or not. Its not for you. SOme people write to find that one soul out there that may understand them. Some write to vent, to release whatever anger, or pain or fear they have. I write because I have to. Even when it is about nothing. The words you read here are honest. From my side anyways. Wether you agree or disagree with what I write, what you read is what you get. A friend once gave me wisest piece of advice. Strange

I Need Smat Draw , Progrm For Work, Does Anone Have This
MY JOB COULD BE A BIT EASYIER IF I HAD SMART DRAW PRO, THIS PROGRAM IS FOR DESIGNING IF ANYONE CAN HELP PLEASE LET ME KNOW THE DETAILS, OR E MAIL ME WITH THE INFO... THANKS TO ALL FRANKIESTAR13@YAHOO.COM THANKS AGAIN MY FUBAR FAMILY FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE ME .

Do You Have Feelings Of Inadequacy?
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Help!!!!
I'm in a giveaway and need 20,000 comments for a 70 bling pack. any and all help will be greatly appreciated! Click on this pic to help Please leave a comment on this blog so I can remember who helped. Thanks!!!!!!!!! It's Done!!!!!!! Thank you so much for all of your help!!!! woohooo!!!!!

When A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always ha

~great Love~
~Great Love~ Where there is Great Love... there are always Miracles... The Intensity of your Feelings... will cause good things to happen... that are beyond your Wildest Dreams... Peace. If only you believe like I believe, baby, like I believe, We'd get by. If only you believe in miracles, so would I. I might have to move heaven and earth to prove it to you, baby. So we're making love, you feel the power and I feel the power. And there's really nothing we can't do You know we could, you know we could If we wanted to... You know we could, you know we could We could exist on the stars, it was so easy. Oh Baby... All we got to do is get a little faith in you. I've been so many places I've seen some things yes I have I know that love is the answer...yes it is Keeps holding this world together oh yeah... Ain't nothing better? Ain't nothing better? Nothing's better! And all the answers to our prayers, Hell: it's the same everywhere. just the s

Love Hurts
I have made a realization this past week. I am by no means perfect. I have hurt someone I really care about and maybe I am running scared. I don't really know but it isn't the same no longer. At least not like when we first met on here and yes I will take blame for the downfall but I lost a piece of me when I felt like me being me was causing problems so i changed. Now I realize I am not happy being who I am. I want to be the old me and it is causing problems. I am sorry for what I have done to this person but it obviously wasn't ment to be. If it was I would still be the same person when we first met on here and I am not. People can make their own judgements on me that is fine. I can understand but I did love him with my whole heart at one point but things changed. To him I am sorry for hurting you and you didn't deserve any of it. I just try to be me and I am an out going flirtatious person. To those who have been watching me and telling him everything I do I am sorry for hurting you

~can I Touch You....there~
~Can I Touch You...There~ Baby, show me what you feel Come to me, show me something real I need to know, I need you completely Closer baby closer, come on lets begin Love is taking over, gotta let it in Ooh I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside Can I touch your heart, the way you're touching mine Can I touch you there, touch you deep within Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there Baby tell me with your eyes, tell me every secret darling Every deep desire, till you and I are making love completely Closer baby closer, cant be close enough I cant help the way I hold you I just hunger for your love Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you All I wanna do is touch ya baby Touch the very soul inside of you Ooh and I need to feel the heart of you Need to reach the very deepest part of you Let me be the one to show you just what love c

Jus Speakin My Mind
So, I have wrote 2 blogs & dere friends came & checked dem out. On da 1st blog, only Mysticfairy & MRMostunderated commented, but on da 2nd 1..alot of Mysticfairy's friends commented. I guess Im possed 2 b hurt cause alot of dem insulted me. I don' c how u ppl can defend dis woman. If she so great, den y did he do da things he did 2 her, y does he not want her nemore? Y does she feel like she needs 2 b dead? U know what I say? Kill urself bitch. If dat is what u think its goin' 2 take 4 some1 2 luv, den do it. Did ne of u kno she is n therapy? Guess not. Anotha secret she didn' tell ya. Bitch wanted 2 kill herself ova losin' Guy..Wow. Bitch is whack. Hey Lena, it didn' work. He still don' want ur nasty fat ass. Kill urself, takin' ur unborn kids w ya. Let's c where ur friends r now. Damn Physco bitch.

No One Around
darkness falls away from my heart, loneliness is meant for me from the start, i dream alone in this wasted land, can't fit, in everyones head is in the sand, i wake alone for a journey to no where, i try to keep sane through God and prayer, he has made me whole through his love, he comes to me in morning like a pure white dove, leave all behind, try to find, someone who is kind, no one around, no one to be found, no one to keep me on the ground been an eternity since i looked back, i stare forward something is in my track, a part of me was left behind, i pick a new piece and try to bind, no direction or plan to go about this, my life has been layed out and now i miss, they way you lay your day on me so i can pray, thought you would stay today but im kept at bay, no one around, no one to be found, no one to keep me on the ground my tears run out, my heart burns hot, my fears come about, my soul begins to rot, inner war of love and hate, i

Suffocation Over Haul
underfire full fledged body armor, super connect electric current from far, tear away this flesh i see serenity, ricochet tear drops bounce an eternity, life breeds death and emotions, my eyes have left me across the oceans, my eternal flame you try to tame, its the same when i came to take aim, you souless wonder weap your dirt, echo visionary meaningless flirt, taste the light you so try to fight, burns bright in full sight and in flight, purged dark, purged filth, purged breath, i am here and exist only through death, this sorrow burns and cant be extinguished, i wish i could cut this out and be replenished, you see my painfully built eyes, my stare brings death fall to butterflies, release me from this prison stated reality, bound by flesh, round up by commingality, no escape from this mindtrap, ommision viruses under wrap, push through clouded walls of perception, been pushing since the day of my conception, forced pull under wire tap

Commuication Misunderstand
my love and i are both big communicators (love to talk). We both use this in our jobs and family life very successfully. But we keep having misunderstandings. over things we talk about or say. some yes are very small but can be very hurtful to the other. When neither of us would NEVER hurt the other for the world. I have been reading different relationship books (how to books) because i find this problem such a puzzle. How can two wonderfully loving and caring people, Have such a hard time not hurting each other, both are good listeners, both are fun and very witty. Just makes me wonder with all the rightness we have we seem to always have a problem. My reactions are: I am not trying enough. i am trying to hard i must not be a very good listener I am not picking each word carefully before i speak I care so much about my LOVE and want to solve this puzzle.

Cons
barrier break through analyzation, free our people of a concrete civilization, static wave induced lying media, brain washed channel forced illisionaria, sparked rhythmic awakenings pierced through, heart felt first time by being true, let go, connect, reflect, this is about to end, new age, turn the page, dont try to bend, sickened by processed goods in my life, industrial money making i turn to the knife, cons, cons i am not blind, cons, cons i will always find, cons, cons you i will rewind, coming through, out of this, reach for something bliss, awaited touch, hug, smile, and maybe even a kiss, society wasted, burned up time, we have nothing true but a simple crime, forget all your fears, become the one, you were meant to be and never be done, alone i throw the stone and ripples threw out, ripple effect i planted the seed to bring about, this calling which is not falling, cant ignore, turn your back on that tube, it is not your core, left

Never Fall
darkness i run through, creatures scatter on my sides, push forward God built strength on going strides, devil dogs rant and rave their barks, liquid skies bring about diving sharks, metallic chrome insects fall my burnt trails, next hill i come over thinking about the nails, breathalize, non paralyze, their is no prize, before this all i will never fall before this all i hear his call metal forced processed monsters wizz by me, i run forward pushing this self pass the tree, sounds of doubt and insecurity ring in my head, i feel alive and will never be dead, every step closer to being real, i will never stop this is how i feel, conjugate, eradicate, loss of all hate, this is my fate, free from all i will never fall free from all i hear his call big deep steps fallow behind my draft, i feel the pounding force as i laughed, he follows in attempt of my destruction, God wont allow he has begun this construction, God built strength on going strid

Blue Stones
Trilithons and bluestones bring a light in the dark, Close Proximity alpha systematic nebula forced spark, Monumental ages planemo habital zones, 3 celesial, ecliptical chromosphere lodges Penumbra tones, Solar Filter Confusion fall into omega centauri pull, Carbon atoms hydrogen bonded display you as a fool, Nitrogen dissipated self infliction you do, Broad emission lines of luminosity awakens you, Fierce core stellar wind you sail on, Binary system comprimised by your con, Archimedean spiral brings you into fear, Dust formatted through subsequent years comes near, Human remnants appear through the cloud of war, Afterglow radiation progenitor brings birth so far, Nuclear for sight burst in your mind, Gamma frogs hop every where for you to find, Transparent Skies bring point of hope, Superior Conjunction enhances the effect of your isotope, Line extended the right side you and burned, A world of stone have not

Testing
Bikini Contest!! Welcome to the 2008 summer bash Military bikini contest. There will be an unlimited amount of contestants of women in military bikini's. The pic must contain the following: ***Specific branch such as Marines-Army-Air force-Navy-National Guard Coast Guard ***Taken by a digital camera and must be current from 7/6/08-7/14/08 ***A Salute made to the armed forces with your message to them ***NO DRAMA ***U must email me on fubar with a current picture saved in your default folder that i can rip for contest and your name so i can add it to the picture *CLICK ANY PICTURE TO GO TO MY (THE VIPER) PROFILE* PRIZES: Grand Prize: 7 day Blast to win you must have reached 50k comments by midnight of 8/15/08 2nd Place: A 1 Month Vip membership (1 m

Sorrow Dropped
let me see nothing, your voices lost in side me, you see me in everything, now rush, anything I will be, i cannot remember falling, eternal strife, cast away sorrow, i yearn for this calling, my strength is for you to borrow, lift up...your eyes i see lift up...your eyes i see fall not...your heart i will be fall not...your heart i will be let me see everything, i am lost in your voice, you think you have nothing, take your time, this is your choice, you remember i have falling, inner peace, you will find tomorrow, you can see what is my calling, i have forgotten my sorrow, lift up...your eyes i see lift up...your eyes i see fall not...your heart i will be fall not...your heart i will be let us see anything, we are lost in his voice, we see him in everything, salvation and love is our choice, we will not be subject to fall, we are lifted for all to see, we await on his call, GOD loved is what we will be, lift up...your ey

Run A Muck
perception induced, trial produced, vitals confused, rampage waste, take a taste, you have raced, sub surgery, under purgery, tribal inner flurgery, statued rust, forget lust, obediance a must, line of command, take a stand, give a hand to this land, run a muck, run a muck, run a muck, energized, compromised, subduced in size, digital prized, deflect, reflect, subject to respect, analogged recordings, key warnings, surreal bordings, rained upon, come along, take this pawn, complected, ejected, world lefted, entrance, made sense, convince and made amends, run a muck, run a muck, run a muck, pass the stone, drop the phone, come alone, purged, merged, surged under rights, lights..... con trans stated flated raided lost faded, tonic, super sonic, robotic analyzed surprised demised full of, flies, spy's how many tries you pushed your bi's , off..........on, me to see what will you be, points vanished, ravished and compiled, belief system under attack,

Show Your Strength
My heart feeds from the fire that burns in your eyes.... My soul drinks from the fountain of your love... I try to forget all the goodbyes... and I try to see whats above... Your hand appeared before me and pulled me from the shadows... i see Your smile lifted me up to my feet... I will do what ever God allows... this very existance drums to your beat... The presence of you wakens me... The touch of you breaths life over me... My voice speaks of you... My heart feels close to you... im intoxicated in your flame... we met with nothing to blame... im no longer lost when im close... im at home in my hand a rose... show your strength...show your strength...build me up and i will hold you... show your strength...show your strength...build me up and i will hold you... I have loved ... i have hated... You were their and never faded... it tumbles down as i shout above... you have rebuilt me as i have came to love... you have never turned your back... through all this

Take My Hand
take my hand...i pull you up take my hand...i pull you up let go of your burden, dont look down... forget all this world, leave your crown... look up we are in flight, look up we dont have to fight, he calls us, arms wide open, this calling, makes us floating, take my hand and you will see, all that i am, what i will be, seek him, call on him, he is the only one to have been within, beautiful love surrounds your heart, blissfull strength can never tear it apart, you have found his greatness, i have found all of this loveliness, take my hand... i pull you up take my hand... i pull you up no more hate, no more complication, no fear or doubt, its only replication, your light burns through my soul, i am with you and i will never be cold, im marked forever with your true love, soon i will come home to your beauty above, this has all been for told, for all these things i dont grow old, all i need is to be by your side, im here to endure the tide

Starting Fresh
I can't believe how good I feel right now. I am starting over this moment.I am going to blog about the changes that I am making in my life and am going to share them with you. I came to the realization that in order to change my life for the better I needed do only one thing.It sounds simple because it is simple. The only thing that I need to change in my life is that I need to believe that right now is what matters. Everything I have done in the past every trial I have been through has lead me to this very moment and all I have to do to make things better is to act like they already are. Because I have within me the ability to create my own future by acting and believing that I am already that person that I need to be. It doesn't have to be a chore to change it just needs to be. So, if at anyone moment I am being in that moment enjoying life and the person I am then how can anything be difficult. I only have to be right now. Not what if,not worrying about what might or might not happe

Helping A Great Friend
WILL YOU HELP ME ??? I entered into a giveaway for an AUTO 11 bling and I need 12,500 comments.. So as incentive to help I am offering to pay for them .. 100 comments = 2000 fubucks 250 comments = 5000 fubucks 500 comments = 15000 fubucks Please send me a private message with how many you left and I will send you your fubucks.. just click the link below to get started

Words Of Love
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here with me I lov

That Special Someone
You know I love being single, i love the freedom of it, being able to do what I want, talk to who I want, and all that good stuff. Being single is like looking into a new world everyday.. But I miss talking to someone, trusting someone, laying in bed with someone, the cuddling and kissing,the little secrets,the one that would drop everything to be with you, the one who would say whose ass do i have to beat when you run crying to them,the stay at home and watch movie nights, the one person in your life you can tell everything to, the one person you are not afraid to let see you with no make up, in tears, in a bad mood, happy mood, the person you just wanna lay all night there with, the person you think about when they arent there around you, the one you wish would call when your not expecting, or show up at your door just to say hi, the one that can just stand there and look you in the eyes and you know that they are telling you they love you, the person that runs through your mind when

Woohoooo Here We Go
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On My Mind
You Are Spring! Hopeful Playful Sweet Fresh Airy What Season Woman Are You? What Your Socks Say About You You Are: - Always hyper - Very amusing - Known as friendly - Quite silly The Socks Personality Test

Introducing Edna J
Hello everyone. I am amazed with the response so quickly. My name is Edna J and I'm very new to the community. Please allow me some time to get familiar with it. To see more Edna J, check out my myspace @ myspace.com/eriqmom1. Smoochez

Always Maxi Pads Corp.
This is an actual letter from an Austin , TX woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right no

If We...??? (just A Lil Fun)
if we................???????????? Body: Body: sex,sex,sex If we had sex"....... If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked

Sex Quiz What Would You Do With Me?
if we................???????????? Body: Body: sex,sex,sex If we had sex"....... If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked y

Interesting...
Here's how it works: 1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box 3. Use only the first page 4. Copy the html and paste for the answer 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP STATUS? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? 4. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? 5. WHAT BAND ARE YOU CURRENTLY LISTENING TO? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? 7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? 8. WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE? 9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? this one sucks. it was the only one that said alive on it on the first page

Goood Stuff
had a pretty sweet saturday.. thought i would share with everyone... becasue well im bored and honestly have nothing better to do.. soo i get up and get dressed all the fun stuff... i was suspsoed to go to a pool party that night.... get ont he phone with my friend who says lets dooo soemthing... went out with her to Dairy Queen and gots some icecream... where i bumped into my boyfriends twin brother and both his parents... chatted with them for a while then they left to sit down... so i flirted with the guy at the counter for a while (hey he was cute).. since it was a gorgeous!! day we decided to go for a walk down at the lakeshore.. walked and talked there was a BBQ thing going on.... so we walked the beach looking at umm... waterr hahaha yeah thats it.... then listened to some music fromt he stage... had a drink... got in the car... called tow other friends.... busy.. hmm so called another two friends.. one in which was laving on sunday for a trip.... so the four of us went back

The Light Of Darkness.....a Taking Her Tale....
The party is finally over. Everyone has said their drunken farewells. I am walking round my house rounding up trash and turning off lights. Trying to decide what can wait until tomorrow. I hear a soft sound and I know you have snuck back in. I concentrate trying to find you in the house, but nothing. I continue walking through the house turning off lights. In the livingroom I stop. I know you are behind me watching. I turn off the lights and open the drapes, letting in the starlight. I make sure my back is to you and bend over. I lift my skirt up and slowly slide my satin string bikinis down my legs. I step out of them and kick them back towards you. You come at me and grab the back of my neck and pull my hair up. I feel your hot and demanding mouth nuzzling and biteing my neck. Your hands are on my shoulders tearing my blouse from me. You nuzzle and bite your way down to my shoulders. You push my bra straps down, hands reaching forward to grab my tits. You squeeze them. My nipples rea

His Sex Slave In Training...part 1
Marcie met Hans at a party. It was a very hot summer in the middle of August. After he stared at her tits for about ten minutes, he came over and introduced himself. Marcie noticed he had big strong hands and thick fingers. She wondered whether it was true about men with big hands and big cocks. They conversed amicably. One thing led to another and she left the party with him. He drove her in his Porsche out to a neighborhood she didn’t recognize. Most of the houses were set back off the road behind high gates. Sure enough Hans stopped his vehicle in front of two white gates, which opened automatically when he gave a signal from the car. The car followed a long winding driveway before it arrived at the front door of a split level house. But the only thing on Marcie’s mind was getting laid by this big handsome man. She really didn’t care about his house. She wanted his cock. Her pussy was already wet in anticipation. “You’re awfully quiet,” Hans said as he led her into t

The Change!!!!!
Why is it people think they can get away with lying to me. I have seen some things lately that have led people I care about to lie to me. Things I have seen with my own two eyes. These two people have a very special place in my heart and now my heart has been broken....AGAIN!!!! Why is it that my life is so full of heartbreak?? Why am I not given the chance to prove myself before another?? Why is it I don't have a shoulder to cry on?? Don't I deserve the truth?? Don't I deserve that respect?? I've been walked on too many times. Starting at the time I wake up, whenever that may be, there's gonna be a new Mark. Some people might like him, some may love him and some may hate him. I just don't care anymore. I'm just fucking tired of all the hurt!!!! I'm tired of all the PAIN!!!!! My life is just me now. The fuck with trying to please everybody else. I thought for the longest time that's who I really was but that's who I turned into over the years. THAT'S NOT ME ANYMORE!!!!!

Update On My Life
Things in my life arent going as good as I would hope they'd be.I'm going through some tuff times right now and it sucks hard.I have been seperated from my wife since April 9th of this year and she has said she wants a divorce,and the last time we talked on May 19th our conversation didnt end well.I really thought I had the women of my dreams and would NEVER have to worry about being alone ever again but here I am alone again and its REALLY hard on me.I dont have many TRUE friends right now which doesnt make life any easier on me .I really wish god would let me know what he has in store for me and whats my plan supose to be cause I am REALLY sick and tired of starting over in life and sick of all the bullshit.I'm not getting any younger and I really dont know what to do with my self .I am always fighting the erge to just bite the bullet and say the hell with it,the pain is NOT worth it .But I keep hoping that some day things will get better and I keep telling myself God has a plan for

My Number
You Are 5: The Investigator You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world. At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid. Your Fixation: Greed Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed Other Number 5's: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking. What Number Are You?

Sex Slave Training ....part Ii
Marcie awoke the next morning a new woman. Her eyelids were still closed, but the events of the previous night were still fresh in her brain. She knew she had done the right thing when she agreed to leave the party with the tall blonde haired hunk of a man. She recalled pleasantly the first time she saw him standing across the room. Her nipples hardened and her pussy moistened. Thoughts of uninhibited sex danced through her brain. As it turned out, those thoughts became reality. The way he took charge overwhelmed her. The way he forced her to strip out on the balcony under the moon and the stars; the way he forced her to suck his cock; the way he forcibly fucked her while she was spreadeagled to the chaise lounge, the way he invaded her asshole. She agreed to become Hans’ sex slave. All of these events from the previous night crowded her brain as she laid there. She was however, a bit uncomfortable since she’d been tied wrists and ankles to the bedposts all night, face

Can I Love You
I gave my heart to you I set my standards high I laid my eyes on you, I laughed and cried with you, I told you my hopes and dreams, My Love and Fears. My tears I shed all over your shoulder. In the end, I came to see that you were the only guy I could ever trust. When I see you, my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness. When we talk, I can feel the load unload with soothing words from you. I have the feeling of love in my heart. In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. " In my words, I say "You are just a friend. " But in the deep end of my heart, I think of only you When I tell you my expectations of a guy, You tell me never to fall short of what I want. But only one thing stands in the way - You are a friend. Can I still love you the way that I do?

Life
What is this thing that we call Life, It's laughter and joy and sometimes strife, Life is Love, but also it is Hate, Standing in Hell, or at Heaven's gate. The joys of birth, the sorrows of death, At both of these my eyes have wept, Losing Love and then finding Hope, Through all of these things we must cope. Even when Life has knocked you down, Others will be there to bring you 'round, And so I tell you straight from my heart, Don't give up on Life, you have your own part. It might be that someone will need, Your words of guidance that they will heed, Yours might be the shoulder that they need to cry on, Yours might be the Love that they need to live on. Facing each day is what you must do, Deciding what course is the best one for you, Through all the pain and strife that comes along, Don't let it break you, it will make you strong. These have all been part of my Life, The joy, the pain, and the strife, And because of all the Friends I've found, My Life

Your Name
I wake in the night crying Your Name, The memory of your kiss, driving me insane, The feel of your arms wrapped around me, Why do these memories keep taunting me. Awakening in the dark with such a start, Trying to calm my racing heart, It's the same every night you're away, Trying to find the way to make you stay. Your eyes I can see, filled with desire, Raising my passion, setting me on fire, Deep in my soul is where you reside, Filling me completely, nowhere to hide. Again in the night I whisper Your Name, The Love that I feel is always the same, I wish you were here, but we are apart The emptiness I feel is breaking my heart. So there in the night I shed a tear, Not seeing you again is what I fear, For You are the one that I so Love, The answer I needed from Heaven above. And so I spend each night you're away, That you will soon be here is what I pray, And so every night you're gone is the same, I spend the whole night saying Your Name. DQA

Ripples
Ripples Painting a lilly pad with the tip of your finger The thoughts of the pond and images still linger Plunging deeper to the depths you search and explore Ripples never reaching the lips of the parched, thirsty shore The body and mind it’s waters has drenched Still leaves you yearning , the soul left unquenched Why do you come here begging to be pleased the ripples of water only promised and teased What still brings you here, like the rabbit and fox, the hunter and the deer. It is knowing, when you return, I will always be here Though the time and distance we seem so far apart We will always be close, with the pond in our heart Tim Rogers aka: Jolly Roger

Moving On!!!
Time will only tell what will happen..and finally it is time 2 move on..Move on 2 better things in life..Move on 2 better success in life...Move on in life without drama..Move on with a full commitment to the one I love the most!! Yesterday was a real eye wakening for me while I was in church!! Sum people take others for granted and its really messed...But all i can say is that God is the answer 2 everything!!

Tagged
Instructions…….. Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose at least five people to be tagged, listing their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says, “YOUR IT” on their profile and ask them to read your blog . Also you can’t tag the person who tagged you . 1. I have 5 children that are the center of my world. Being their mother is the most important thing I have or will ever do. They have taught me more about love and life and struggles then most will ever know. Kids are amazing little people and stronger then most adults realize. 2. I'm in love with someone and when I love it's with an intensity that few if any can ever understand. Once in my heart your in it for life. My love doesnt turn to hate like most. 3. I take friendship very seriously. Those that I call friends have been in my life for very long periods of time. Some over 30 years. Friendship isnt talking ever

Ff Hall To Reopen
OK ALL I AM GOING TO BE WORKING ON REDOING THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL I NEED SOME HELP,IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERANT AND A LITTLE HARDER FOR ME SINCE THIS IS A NEW FU ACT FOR ME AND MY LEVEL IS NOT VERY HIGH I NEED ALL MY OLD AND NEW FRIENDS TO COME SHOW ME SOME FU LUV...LINK IS ON MY PAGE NO GRAPHICS AS OF YET NEED TO UNPACK MY PROGRAMS BUT ANY HELP WILL BE PAID BACK ASAP TY LUVS MERCI

Thoughts Of Love
The sunset has faded once more, Gone are its radiant hues That warmed the end of my day. The darkness of night envelopes me. The air is still, the quietness of evening deafening. I sit and ponder the past and question the future. Memories, thoughts, flooding my mind. Just like a pond when a stone is cast upon it, So are the rippling effects borne by my heart and soul. The innocence of a child’s daydreams Now are transformed into a woman’s world of reality. For so long I guarded my thoughts and feelings Keeping them locked behind closed doors, Allowing no one in. You entered my world and became part of it. I learned to trust someone as would a child, And in doing so gave you the key. A key that unlocked privacy secured for so long. Fantasies became reality, untapped passions unbridled. A tenderness and gentleness I’d never known Warmed and comforted me. Finally I knew what it meant to be a woman. With the dawn of each new day I am reminded Of the warmth, the

Home
Home, The word rolls off the tongue like bubble gum, soft and sweet and reminiscent. Where better to think of you. Lord, than at home?It is where we have our history, begin our traditions, take our tires of passage. It is where we are first loved, first safe, first found to be special. It is where we are sheltered and nourished, then equipped and sent on our way. Throughout it all, you sit invisibly in our midst yet are central, blessing our kitchens, where we receive and provide nourishment; bedrooms, giving us restorative sleep; yards and gardens, connecting us with your creation; windows and doors, letting in light and air; basements and attics, sustaining us in ways we often overlook; living rooms, arranging us in "come as you are" circles of families and friends. We feel your blessing on our lived-in homes. Help us see the beauty, the opportunities in them. Bless us , the homebodies.

Hungover =[
So last night I had taken 10 shots of Goldschloger and put the bottle back in the freezer, I had also took a Soma and a Fioricet. Well I apparently got online here on Fubar and was chatting away and went and got the liquor back out and sat here at the computer and drunk half of it. Surprise! I woke up this morning with the rolly stomach and having to hold on the the walls to make them quit moving. I finally vomited twice, both times that lovely yellow then green bile awful tasting crap. I feel a little better though, thank God. I still have that nasty taste in my mouth, I can't get rid of it.

Hurts
Somebody hates me and is trying to get others to hate me, too. How quickly bad news travels. Okay, Lord, I'll just hate back. I don't want to pray for this hateful person, even as I admit life must be rough to make them so mean-spirited. But does that make hating okay? Help me balance compassion for haters with accountability. This prayer has no end, for i need to work through this. Help me and soon, for there are real wounds in your world to heal, not just my hurt feelings.

Hustler -october 2008
HI! TO EVERYONE. ONE OF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE FOR ME, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE MAGAZINE HUSTLER IN OCTOBER'S ISSUE 2008! I HAD ENTERED A CONTEST CALLED 'BEAVER HUNT' FOR HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THEY CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW ABOUT MY PICTURES BEING SENT TOO THEM AND OF COURSE I DID, I'M THE ONE WHO SENT THEM. SO NOW IT'S UP TO THE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR WHOM THEY LIKE OUT OF THE BEAVER HUNT, SO THEN I COULD GO ON AND DO A PHOTO SPREAD FOR HUSTLER, THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE! DON'T YOU THINK? SO I NEED A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS, HOW'S ABOUT IT? THE OCTOBER ISSUE COMES OUT ABOUT JULY 24 AND IT'S THE OCTOBER ISSUE OF HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THERE IS A CONTEST ENTRY FORM ON PAGE 9 AND ASK'S WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST GIRL THIS MONTH AND MY PICS ARE ON PAGE 140 AND UNDER THE NAME SUMMER! KISSES AND HUGS TOO EVERYONE!

Inside The Mind Of Leelee
A survey to help the boredomDo you know anyone who has a homosexual parent?:Yes What kind of color eyes do you like best?:Blue :) What's the taste in your mouth?:Chicken Do you dream in color or black and white?:Color What is the last thing to enter your mouth?:Water When was the last time you went out to eat?:20 mins ago Where did you go?:Wendys Do you like feet?:No, I think they are nasty. What is your current myspace song?:One Step At a Time What are you doing tonight?:Nothing... as usual Have you ever painted your nails?:Yah Do you fake and bake or get a tan naturally?:I don't tan... I burn!!! Have you ever moved? If so, how many times?:Yes, 4 What do you hear right now?:The AC in my office Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?:None of the above Do hate it when people are hypocritical?:Yes! Who was your last IM from?:Kim Do you find it cute when dogs burp?:No Can you do a backwards london bridges?:Never tried What type of music could this world live without?:Rap Would you rathe

I'm A Super Hero?
Superhero Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! Fun Quizes | Love Quiz | MySpace Quizzes I'm am the Punisher! I'm a vigilante who considers murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture to be acceptable crime fighting tactics. LMFAOROTG

My Little Girl, My Little Boy
A single tear, that love bears no boundaries. A simple touch, to wrap my arms around you. Within your smiles my heart embraces, Within your laughter my heart caresses your joy. In every story you have to tell me, In everything you do in play, In everything you dream to see, I love you more for this each day. In every way you want for the spotlight, In everything that you must bear, With every day you learn wrong from right, I look inside myself - I see a child who was once there. Let me dry the tears that hold you in sadness, Let me hold you in your joy, Let me show you all I know in lovliness, I shall love you forever. My little girl, my little boy, Unconditional love for you forever, My little girl, my little boy. Samantha and Joseph this is just for you. You brighten up my day, with your smiles, and your thoughts. I love you both so much.

While You Were Sleeping
This is a poem I wrote for my two beautiful childern. Samantha, Joseph I love you. While you were sleeping, I sat by your bed. I watched you as you smiled through your dreams. I traced your perfect shell ear, Touched every curl On your little head. I tried to sleep But the sound of your breathing Drew me back to your room. I couldn't resist The magic which tugged At my heartstrings And brought me to your side. I settled on the floor Once again. Back against the wall, Holding your tiny hand in mine. While you were sleeping I fell in love with you all over again.

My Thoughts Of The Day
For most of you who know me, you know I am a very messed up person, I use to think of myself as happy alot, but I havent been that person in a long time. Here I am 31, 3 beautiful kids I have a roof over my head and I am a good mother, so I should have plenty to be happy about, But the truth is I aint I am good at making people believe I am happy But inside I just am not. growing up I had the vision of me at this age being thin beautiful having children and a wonderful husband a career as a writer . The truth is I think even if I did have it all, I dont think I would be happy, so what is gonna make me happy I wish I knew. I am 31 i have children my writing career well I am still at a amatur level on that I am divorced and living with my youngest babys father still even though we are not together.But we are friends, I think. I am not sure where I am going with all this but I had to write this down and get it out of my head even though it will still be on my mind for awhile . I use

Own Me...
I did it again. I entered another Auction. Check out too see what im offering. The auction has no ending time and can be accepted on any bid I choose. SO if you are interested put your bid in and see if you would like a chance too own me.

Writen Rap
CHORUS No wage could ever define my rage everyday could of done mistakes Passed them on and tag-it Like magnet On a refrigerator like regenerating ma beef when I seek freak to bash when they speak aren’t they naughty and deserve to be beat but nowadays, It’s a mystery CHORUS Seeking to bashing out Smashing ding-a-long doubt While bounding fists to pound Don’t know where to go about Should I kill this fucker right now? High energized about to blow this fucker out Shred to pieced along tined line Sniff it thinking it’s cocaine time But it’s all games in your mind Luckily I haven’t gotten hooked to it Because I’d be shredded to bits And that aint cool shit And nowadays a mystery Feeling query with this sense of knowing secrets Been bash and mash through ma experience But one day bound to glory for now, I have grown through fist and mist with little hope to understanding this stress with ma room thresh to a

Poem I Liked
The moon has not even begun to go. And the sun had yet to start its brilliant shining flow. I lay here thinking about you all the time. You're the only thing that sticks inside my mind. Through thick and thin You're there by my side. You promise to be there. You keep me alive. I love you so much. You can never understand. I'll be with you forever. Just promise to hold my hand.

Austin & Dalton
Although we are not of the same blood And you have not been with me for long I feel you deep within my heart And I know it's where you belong. As you join my family We welcome you with love I want to show you so many things About love, and what it's of. You deserve so much happiness And I promise to do my best. To give you what you've always needed Just put me to the test. You are a part of me now I love you with all of my heart And I wont go back to living without you Now we will never be apart. And just remember years from now When you're grown and moved away How happy you have made my life And Im glad, with me, you chose to stay. Thank you boys for completing our family

Sorry
Received a email asking why I have been so un sociable. Well here it is. I am not one to out my buisness, problems let alone talk about them. Very few selected people I feel I can just vent on. So here is the story. My 20 year old son has struggled through problems with drugs and alcohol since the age of 13. I didn't know this until I put him into rehab at the age of 16 that it started out so young. He stayed clean for a year and a half, then he turned the big 18. He figured since he was an adult he wouldn't have mom riding his ass about his drinking or pot smoking. I don't have a problem with partying (occasionally) but when all ur income is being used to support the habit it becomes a problem. I am not here to judge those of you that are users, this is my son I am talking about. Anyways, it has become more of a problem recently that has led to stealing from me etc.... So he was contacted by a army recruiter. Of course all they care about is the 2,000 $ bonus per person that joi

Things I've Made
So recently I've been learning to make "spammers" Mind you, I learned YESTERDAY lol Here's a few I made already It's very time consuming and I barely know what I'm doing but I think I've got a good handle on it so far. What do you think?!

Sex Survey
You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Poem That Got Published
Today is a new day yesterday is gone and what tomorrow brings no one knows, yesterday I felt so happy that I was with someone. When the sun went down and darkenss looked me straight in the face I knew something was going to happen. The moment I looked into his eyes I saw something there that has not been there for a very long time. It was a star that had fallen out of the sky and fallen into my very arms. The miniute that he slammed the door in my face I looked down and saw my heart fall onto the floor into a million pieces. Then I looked up and saw him walk away and I thought to myself that I could have said something to make him stay but I knew that if I did it would just make things worse. With the emptyness that I am feeling I just sit on my bed and pray that one day that same star that once fell in my arms on that night would find its way back.

Am I 'posed 2 Feel Bad?
OK, so I have been writin' dese blogs, tryin' 2 make ppl c what kind of woman Mysticfairy really is & I have all kinds of ppl comin' 2 me tellin' me I hurt her. I guess da truth does hurt some ppl, but she is weak neway. Dis woman is pregnant w twins, by a man who don' want her or da babies & she is hurt cause I said some words? Wow, get priorities straight woman. U should b more worried bout findin' some1 2 raise ur bastard children 4 u. So, Guy tells me on messenger last night dat she ready 2 leave now, cause of me. I say do it. Don't blame me, cause ur not wanted. Blame urself. Always playin' da pity me card, but never really lookin' out 4 otha ppl. U need 2 get da hell up off Guy's nut sack & move da fuck on. He don' want ur nasty skank ass. U fat, u ugly & u claim dat dere r plenty of ppl who find u sexi. My ass!! Dey only sayin' dat cause U ez bitch. U pregnant now, so dey ain' gotta worry bout dat w u. U kno, like I said n my last blog, u really do need 2 just go

Crazywhiteman
what is love? Is it like magic no. It is to believe in love to believe in loveliness to believe in affection and under standing and the special care among that individual abilities to be brought up in a spirit of peace. Just like you would with a child you would go the depths of laying down your life to protect that love for that individual. The one most important thing is to whisper in your ear and say love is like stardust blown from the hand of god we should make light because we can see the end of our troubles

Everyone Hates A Downrater!!!
I had actually gone to this newbies page and rated her a 10, and fanned her. She came to my page and downrated me. So, I gave her a little fu-love!!!! If you're in the mood, go check her out and give her love, LMAO!!!!!!!!

Letting Go
I met a wonderful man two and a half years ago. He was a wonderful person and I miss him badly. We met a year after we started talking. (Yes, we met online). We spent 10 days together and they were fun, wild, sweet, romantic, crazy, heartbreaking....all wrapped up in one. We decided that we were "meant" to be together. I came home from my trip and started making plans to move. He wanted a relationship with ME...all of my baggage. He wanted to be a step dad to my children. I thought I struck the motherload. Fast forward to May 12, 2008. That was the day my life was turned upside down. We broke up one month before I was to move..one month before I was to get that "new" life that he promised. So here I am, still wondering around looking for what I lost in him. Still looking for the love that was lost. I have not been the "online" stalker. I have not tried to contact him in anyway. I did leave him a birthday card and I did send him an email when a mutual friend

Americans Are . . .
Today I made a flippant, offhand remark. "A better question to ask is, are there any legal Americans in Texas anymore" It was a joke aimed at a woman asking if there were any nice guys left in Texas. In my shout box, a woman of Latino decent, reprimanded me, and claimed my joke was racist and Anti Mexican. Apparently ANY mention of "illegal aliens" is a slight against Mexicans who are here legally. Being from Maine, I didnt know this, we actually have white folks around here picking crops, digging ditches, and other labor intensive jobs that the rest of America, and Mexico , claim that Americans are no longer willing to do. I didnt apologize to her,, because A.) she was WICKED cute,, and, B.) it wasn't a racist remark. When we changed the subject we got along SO good. She's on my friends list now,, but the reason I bring it up is because the points she made MIGHT be valid in other parts of the country. WE don't OWE the poor people of the WORLD a free lunch ticket, be

Biloxi Roller Derby
Biloxi Roller Derby is going to Rock the Coast! We are having our first fundraiser at Marig's in Edgewater Village this month and we want you there to celebrate the birth of Co-Ed Roller Derby in the South!! We are so proud of how Roller Derby in Mississippi and in the Southeast has evolved over the past 2 years to allow us to have Men's and Junior's Divisions along with our Women!! Roller Derby is taking over the World. Don't miss out! Hosted By: Biloxi Roller Derby When: Friday Jul 25, 2008 at 10:00 PM Where: Marig's 2650 Beach Blvd in Edgewater Village Biloxi, Mississippi|25 39532 United States Description: Biloxi Roller Derby

Muy Picante
I arrive at the restaurant about 10 minutes late (as usual) to find you sitting in a cozy, dimly-lit corner booth sipping a Margarita and waiting for me. You look stunning in a beautiful, low-cut cornflower blue blouse and thigh-length gray skirt. The mere sight of you causes my heart to race and the butterflies in my stomach to flutter. As I approach, I see that the blouse provides a tantalizing tease of cleavage, as your beautiful breasts heave with your fairly heavy, nervous breathing. As I stare at your long, lovely bare legs, my mind wanders to the wonders that await us. You stand to hug me and we exchange a close embrace and tentative, nervous kiss. There is an electric, sensual feeling in the parts of our body that touch, which fuels a further need to be close. We slide into the booth, sitting close so we are touching. The sexual tension is palpable. I order my drink and we begin to talk. As to be expected, our exchange begins with small talk and progresses to expr

Damn Craigslist Lol
This is a real ad on craigslist lol... looking for a teaseable house cleaner (union county) Reply to: gigs-742108811@craigslist.org Date: 2008-07-03, 9:53PM EDT i am looking for a attractive women to clean my two bedroom half house vacum dust wash floors very easy work.. just one catch want you in something sexxy maybe a mini skirt or in bra and panties.. woould like to pleasure myself while watching you you dont have to touch me and i am not disgusting or fat and out of shape... i pay very good.. not like most cheap people on here.. * Location: union county * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: tbd 30.00 a hour

For All You Men!!!
ok so here is my question....why is it when you meet a nice lady,or so you think you have(cause you may not really know her)she begins to unravel portions of her life that have caused her to be EXTREMLY jaded,damaged and confused,why is it necessary to feed her a line,cater to her,perhaps shower her with gifts,take her out make her believe everything you say,and then wake up one day and say "i would like to be just friends",mind you this women is going thru alot,and the last thing she needs is this,all she asked for was a friend,and well you know how the story goes....i guess that would be another notch in your belt!!!!!!!

Bouncer Checks
so why cant they put them as a security level on our profile settings .. and people who don't want spam and so forth can set it on high and people who don't care can set it low or off and then we would only get bouncer checks on certain peoples pages especially if we pay for the vip's that way its our choice and most people are happy because personally i hate them lol and most agree they drive us crazy what do you think?

Nothing Special
thought i would place something in here. been here a while and thought i would contribute. it was the lest i could do. seeing as how i have been here longer then a week ill give a little about me. im a geek and an otaku. i like anime and kareoke. i roll play on tue and sundays. like i said geek. i do kareoke on thur and sat at county trail in hanover park ill.i sing stuff like bodies,peace sells,judit and behind blue eyes. the brat prince sings as well on sat nights. once i resize some photos. ill make sure you can see the slow torture we place on people at the bar. bit short but ill do more later...... promise. got questions please ask.

Hug Your Inner Evil Genius
Fuck modern science. Doppler satellite networks can't even figure out where a big-ass hurricane is going. That's pretty pathetic and all, but what really gets me is the complete lack of those cool post space-age toys we were promised as little kids. "Space-age" my ass... because the moon is so far and all...NASA chicken-shits won't put nuclear reactors in the space shuttles... Okay, okay thanks for the iBook, my new iPod and all the other matching "iStuff" and video games. But otherwise--science, you're a big fat disappointment. Seriously, where are all the hover-cars? The Hover-boards? Hell the hover anything? Hell what about robots? That craptastic Radio Shack radio-controlled R2D2-looking tape deck and Pepsi coaster I had when I was a little kid shold be able to cook dinner and wash the dishes by now. Sure, Honda's ASIMO robot is pretty awesome-o, but it can't even run up a flight of stairs. At this rate robots are never going to enslave humanity. Or what about bionic limbs

Auctions
Once again I found my self in an auction. Below are the terms I am offering (if you want to add something it might be discussed) For one month= 2 gifts, 2 drinks, 2 daily comments,and added as my Crush Everything rated= pics, blogs, stash Pimp out= bulletin, blog, on profile a SFW Salute Happy Bidding

Sex Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. Don't be scared now, you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post thes

The Who, What, Why And How Of Hep C
What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a U.S. population of 294,619,855

My Word
As I boarded the plane in my own thoughts and on the lips of the others around me there was one unified thought. It's not done. Why can't we finish the job. Sigh, we'll be back. Well before the thoughts of 9-11 there were many of us that already knew it was not a matter of if but when we would be returning to Iraq. Now as the troops reductions have begun the slow deliberate draw down as things stabilize it all threatens to come tumbling down as one of the candidates says get out, get out now. Will these soldiers to forever have to choke down that angry lump in their throat, feel somehow to blame for something that they could have finished but instead they have grown old and useless for the fight. Now having to watch as others again are kept from finishing a job you should have finished. Getting on a plane will they have the same thoughts, will the same words come from their lips..... It's not done. Why can't we finish the job. Sigh, we'll be back. Ðð

I Need Pics To Win A Game
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July 12th What Are U Doin?
ok so for all my peeps in jacksonville i want to know what you are doin saturday night... i want to get a bunch of friends together so that we can all go out and have a good time so let me know if your not doin anything and as soon as i have more details i will post another blog!!!

Rape Awareness
I run a group on Facebook.com. This is how I found FUBAR. I was a rape education speaker at SDSU, where I learned to counsel and guide rape victims and survivors through the emotional trauma of this horrible crime. I currently have 810 members and hungry for more. If you don't have facebook make an account and join, if you do have facebook, you should join. http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=547377358#/group.php?gid=9124976633 I also support RAINN and other programs geared to helping women and men. RAINN HAS A SEXUAL ASSAULT ONLINE HELP HOT LINE! THE WEB'S 1ST SECURED AND ANONYMITY HELP ONLINE HOT LINE. CRISIS INTERVENTION. MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE AND OUR LIFE. http://www.rainn.org/get-help/national-sexual-assault-online-hotline Please make thins world better than it is! Because if it is not use, then who?

Downrater Strikes Again!!!
This BETCH rated me a 4...Sorry, but cough, chick must not have a mirror in her house...For those of you who may want to show her the ahem, love right back click her pic below...I gave her the downraters salute lol...Yeah yeah, I realized I spelled it wrong lol SexiMexi@ fubar

Adding Members.
I want too bring everyone up too grounds so all know whats going on. Im actually putting adding new members on hold. We will be cleaning out some of the members. We have been watching and paying attention too some of the members. I will be going through checking too make sure that all have Shadow levelers on there profile. If you dotn then that will tell us that you know longer want too be a member of the team. We have levelers that never check blogs and some that never help on level ups. We will be cleaning members out. It is not required that you help on all that we post from homepage but we do watch too see who all are on level ups. With a team this big we need too know who is a member and wants too help and who doesnt. Some of you are on other teams and i see you checking there blogs but never ever see you looking at ours. We will no longer be adding anyone that wants too join. Too many join and never help. We are not in it for numbers we are doing this too hel

Hh
Umm.. I was just wondering is there a trick to gettin the HHs on here.. I see that alot of ppl have TY beside them all the time.. lol Anyway.. if anyone has any ideas pls let me know.. I've been here since 2006 with my first account, but it was deleted so I had to start over.. yeah I was pissed... so umm I would love some tips to get back where I was... Muahz to everyone..

Last Day! Please Help!
We are down to the nitty-gritty & keep juggling between 2nd & 3rd place in contest! Please drop a few comments & re-rate pic! Contest closes at 5pm CST (6pm EST) today 7-8-08!!! Click on pic below to get there! Thanks to all who help!!!

My Crazy Life
Well I hope all had a great 4th! Mine was crazy.... My husband wanted to go on the 3rd, but we did not have anyone to watch my other animals. So we took off on the 4th, went all the way up north to Usk Washington to camp at the marina there. But the water was so high on Pend Oreille River. I have not see that in ages and this late in the year..Crazy. So not camping there! So we went to Marshal Lake just above Newport Washington. But they wanted $33.00 anight for one tent. Ran from that place,lol. Find a nice spot on Half Moon Lake all to our selves, my husband and 2 children. Yeah!!! NO..you can not be this lucky not me no brakes come this way. Husband forgets tent, fry pan and the rest of the main food I bought to eat for the fourth. So we loose this camp because we have to go back home and get the other things we need especially our tent! I most likely made it without the other stuff but not my tent. Anyways now we are headind west to camp instead of north from home, What some peopl

Big Pimping Auction
Big Pimpin Auction You need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Entry fee the low low rate of 10k Auction will start as soon as I get 15 entries! Send me your entry fee & offers, along with pic to be made into a custom tag for the pimp we know you are! SULTRY

Defending Ryan Bergner
My uncle Ryan Bergner was murdered by his girlfriend in november of 2007. I have looked around online and seen nothing but bashing untrue comments about ryan and i feel as if i need to take it upon myself if no one else will to DEFEND RYAN! There are TWO SIDES to every story and the media has only reported one. Why only one? Because Ryan is not here to defend what may or may not have happened that night. the only person who is here is the murderer who has been let off on ALL CHARGES. People have made youtube vidoes about my uncle dying..i think it is sick and disturbing and i want to put an end to it. I need everyones support to help me do this. The 911 tape can only hear this side of the story..but as heard she went out and got a gun that day...the day she happened to murder my uncle. I will no longer sit here with my hands behind my back...I am going to defend him since he cannot. I will take the good comments with the bad and keep going! I will be making a myspace page for the peopl

Men
Why is it that every time a guy talks to a lady online he assumes she is there to talk about sex. I don't get it. I have to get to know the person before I can talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex. But I like to get to know the person before I talk about it and all that jazz. What do you guys think.

Want To Own Dolly Disaster??? Open This Blog
So im in my first auction.. Im asking all my friends to please rate my auction poster.. It would be great for you guys to bid on me though its not necessary.. I DO have some kick ass giveaways for the highest bidder.. Sooo, go check it out for me when you have a minute.. Id really apriciate it.. If theres ever anything ya need as far as rates or whatever, please let me know and Ill do what I can.. Thanks guys! You all fucking rock!! XXX

The Lady's Mistake As She Awaits The "perfect Romeo"
I now venerate the verification of love's values, as it vents, vainly vanquished Resulting in love's rules in re-living Romeo's resurrection relinquished Whether the weather be whatever to whoever whenever Love's line, living like light as it illuminates the livid eyes of the lover Yet damaged and diminished by the domineering doctrines dictated by man's decisions The mundane marks, made up maneuvers, manipulated by man's multiple matriculation Consensus, considering only Casanova candidates, skin color, car and case Great guys gather give great gist, girls give guys grimace Our opinion of Romeo overshadows the ongoing emotion, opening out love's oasis today His judgment of Juliet, jubilant and jejune, causing him to juxtapose and what his opinionated "Justified Jennifer," has to say. All empathize as an amateur is accepted and the amazing left asking The perfect player, palpates her part, and puts her through pain till his parting The boomerang bou

Poems
When I close my eyes at night, I see a light of hope. For today is the day that I know I must cope. I have to say that I wish my Dad was here today. He left us in such a way that we still don't know what to do. Ever since he walk into Gods' Door, I know he does not hurt anymore. Out of all the people in the world to see, I wish my Dad was here with me.

Apple Computer
I have a computer that is old. its an old apple cube. G4 prosessor, 750+ ram. we got a new computer and have no use for the old one. You can ask me anything about it. If youare interested please let me know. i live in washington state.

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Chreaux
Come see me play sometime, ya'll! I'm at the Hall of Fame Lounge tonight and most tues nights with one or two bands, then i do weekends with another group called Next of Kin - check us out on the web www.nextofkin.info

The Perfect Blowjob
The room dim lit... I see you there before me... my wrists lightly bound, sitting in a sturdy, high back chair... In your bed room... My elbows rest sensually my knees, legs spread slightly... My ankles fastened to the chair legs... but, they are not your bindings... My shoulders drawn, head high... You see my breast rising with every breath, shallow, calm and slow... My chest filled with pride, knowing you will walk in upon me in this manner... Blindfolded, and the music just loud enough that I do not see or hear you enter the room... Candle light flickering, dancing all around my naked body, peaceful, my mind at ease... You smell my scent, now lingering in the room, heavy laden with my own musk ... My anticipations draw my shoulders back as I take in the darkness surrounding me... Masked, your light dances and runs rampant in my mind, I am sure you are near, yet still unsure where... You lie back in the shadows, "glowing like the light of phosphorous, best viewed when all around is d

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iii
Marcie laid there once again spreadeagled to the large bed by her wrists and ankles. It had been quite a day with Hilda. Hans’ sister did indeed make a sex slave out of her. Yet, the blonde haired Marcie couldn’t say she didn’t enjoy it. She’d always wondered what it would be like to go down on another woman and she sure found out. By her count she sucked off six pussies, counting Hilda three times. And she’d been butt fucked three times as well. But the grandest was that wonderful cunt fucking her Mistress gave her just before Hans returned from work. Even though she was trussed up Marcie felt totally relaxed.Thrilled to see her Master after a full day of not seeing him, she wondered, what was going on between Hans and his sister? He had told her to go to the dungeon– a place Hans had not shown Marcie yet– and prepare herself. Hans had not left the room yet and was gazing down at her with those gorgeous hazel eyes and she felt herself get moist again between her legs. “Did

I Found A Site That Actualy Gives You What You Want
i was going thru google bored as usual so i decided to put random words in the search one of those words was ringtone. it popped a list of sites and i came across a link for a site called phonezoo.com i decided to check it out and boy was i surprised.... its the first site i have found that tells the truth about free things. all you have to do is create a screenname and password input nothing real personal of information click register and then it will bring you to another page where you have to give your number and cell phone carrier as well as and brand and model of your phone and your set. the kool thing about this site and why i am telling everyone is because you can upload music files and create your own ringtones from that file and save them and automatically send it to your phone, you can also upload pictures and games(this i haven't figured out yet)... heres the link to the site.... www.phonezoo.com hope everyone enjoys

Self Summary
Who I'd like to meet: Who I'd like to meet: My self-summary About me and what I'm looking for The trailer needs repair and all these kids are hungry. My 22 year old girl friend just left me for another woman. I'm completely neurotic, have tons of baggage and desperately looking for a woman who wants to feel needed. I'm simple, uncomplicated and not complex. Have a killer body to go along with my simple mind. Enjoy the simple life too. After a hard week of work and staying home all week watching TV, my idea of a great weekend is another one of more TV and renting movies! Especially sports--can't ever get too much of the tube. Never been out of the state of North Carolina--don't like to venture too far from my own backyard. You know--the terrorists are going to attack again any moment. I keep the fallout shelter well stocked with canned goods and firearms for little emergencies. Cant keep a job going for too long so I like to catch up on my rest by sleeping all day. Depression keeps me

Off For The Rest Of The Day And I Wanna Go Swimming!!!
ITS TUESDAY AND IVE GOT THE REST OF THE DAY OFF, SO I MUST RESORT TO MY OTHER PROFESSION, MAN WHORE! BECAUSE ITS TUESDAY AND I LOVE YOU LADIES SO MUCH I AM OFFERING THE SPECIAL LOW PRICE OF FREE 99. YES THATS RIGHT FREE 99, BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF SITTING HOME WONDERING WHAT TO DO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR DAY BY HAVING A HELL OF A TIME WITH ME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, EXCITING THRILL RIDES, EATERY, AND PRIZES ( MAY TAKE NINE MOS. FOR DELIVERY ). GAURANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, ITS THE ONLY TIME YOU WONT HAVE TO LEAVE HOME TO GET THE THRILLS YOUVE BEEN LOOKING FOR. SO ACT NOW AND BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE YOUR VERY OWN MAN WHORE TRAINED TO DO WHATEVER YOU DESIRE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE.

Tips On Gas!!!!!!
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are paying up to $3.75 to $4.10 per gallon. My line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon: Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA, we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel, the next day is jet fuel and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallon s. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, t

20 Ways To Tell A Man To Zip It Up
• The cucumber has left the salad. • I can see the gun of Navarone. • Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. • You've got Windows on your laptop. • Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. • Your soldier ain’t so unknown now. • Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. • You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. • Paging Mr. Johnson . . . Paging Mr. Johnson . . . • Your pod bay door is open, Hal. • Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! • Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. • Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! • The Buick is not all the way in the garage. • Dr. Kimble has escaped! • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." • Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction . . . • You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. • I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? • I thought you were c

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My Dream
My DrEam... You greet me at the door after a long days' work, I look exhausted but you can see that there is an appetite for something in my eyes that needs to be satisfied. You know just what I need……. To be submissive and not in control for this evening, and you am happy to oblige me. You take my purse from my hands and throw it on the floor, seemingly not caring about the welfare of it contents, but unbeknownst to me, you had already removed the breakable items the night before. You forcefully move behind me and pull the blindfold out of your pocket, place it over my eyes and whisper into my ear, " Don't speak or make a sound, your ass is mine for the rest of the evening, if you speak it will only delay what it is that you want for even longer" while you pull the blindfold a little too tight drawing a small whimper from me. " I told you, not a sound" that was my one and only warning, after that, I will be punished for my insolence. You take my hand and pull me around the house

George Carlin's Best
George Carlin's Best 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes ? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, that would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a

True Love
What is true love... No one know Who created love... Who defines what love is Love is a legend, a myth, an empty emotion, a word without meaning To everyone love means something different To me love means an empty void that will never be filled A dark corner of my soul, me heart, my imagination That will forever be lonely, secretive, and cold Love is a practical joke that plays on your emotions Love is a word that no longer exists in my vocabulary Love is a faint memory, a hopeless dream, a fallen star, a flower that will never bloom Love is a broken heart that will never mend Love is just a whisper in the wind Never to be seen, to be felt, never to be heard Love is an empty word, an empty...four...letter...word A word that has no meaning No life No existince

Wut Happend 2 Tha Stash?
No where Else 2 put them So here ya Go.. Got me a new truck! I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums

50 Love Quotes
1. "Love comforteth like sunshine after rain" William Shakespeare in Venus & Adonis 2. "Love feels no burden, regards not labors, strives toward more than it attains, argues not of impossibility, since it believes that it may and can do all things. Therefore it avails for all things, and fulfils and accomplishes much where one not a lover falls and lies helpless". Thomas à Kempis (1380-1471), German monk, mystic, in The Imitation of Christ, pt. 3, ch. 6 (1471). 3. "Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women like to be a man’s last romance". Oscar Wilde 4. "We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities". Jacques Jacques Maritain 5. "The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring." Oscar Wilde 6."Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it... It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for.

Second Leading Reason For Devorce
I'm sure you know the 1 cause of divorce. That's right - money. But do you know what the 2 cause is? Amazingly, it's not sex. It's not infidelity. It's not verbal abuse. Nope, it's not even leaving the toilet seat up or fighting over the toothpaste cap. What is it, you ask? What is the huge problem responsible for the breakup of couples and families the world over? It's differences in parenting... Think about it - I don't know about you, but I can barely stand it if my husband doesn't treat the dog the way I want him to. Imagine having a beautiful, defenseless child dependent on you for everything, and having strong disagreements with the child's other parent about how to care for them. Maybe your partner is more strict than you are. Or perhaps they believe in spanking and you don't. Or just the opposite - you're the strict one who believes in rules and discipline, but your partner encourages your kids to do whatever they want and shirk responsibility. Iro

Women's Ass Study
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Sex Facts
1.) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) 35% of Asian men have curly penis'. 7) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 8) Only 16% of men shave their privates. 9) Around 95% of Mexican's have a 5 inch or smaller penis +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themsel

For Me
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Swing Or No Swing
I talked to my friend S today (going to leave her name out because of respect.) Her and her husband are swingers. I have thought about this kind of lifestyle (I guess you could call it) off an on over the past 10+ years. I am wondering how many people Swing and the rules some people have when the swing.

Well... Louisiana Here I Come
Well I'm not liking this at all. BUT it's happening and I can't really fight it anymore. So I'm packing up and moving. Matter of fact, this is my last week in Texas. I can't believe I'm even saying that. But I'm moving to Denham Springs Louisiana. It's a small town about 30 minutes North of Baton Rouge. There are lots of pluses to moving too. There is a school there for my Daughter that can help her deal with the ordeal she has just been through with being missing and all. Which I am very excited about! We'll have land of our own. LOT of it! 75 acres of land with a 15+ acre lake sitting on it, a river that runs through it, a pond, and a forested area. So that's cool. It's about a 4 hour drive to the Florida coast. About a 2 hour drive to the Louisiana coast. So tons of fishing. There's also casinos! LOL Not to mention the sheer history of the state which I think will be cool to learn about and explore all the historical sites. And the Ghost Hunting will be AWESOME!!! So ..

Ratings
Whats up people? So apparently if you don't rate someone a 10 they get all fiesty and crazy on ya, huh? Weird. I mean I really don't care if you are honest, I have nothing to be ashamed of. I've been judged my whole life, one more opinion probably won't destroy my life. Its not like I'm calling someone an awful person or something because I rate their picture a 6. Goodness me. If its that serious, don't post pictures of yourself or something. Just speaking my mind thats all. Anyway, carry on. Oh and one last thing...to the chick that threatened my rank because I rated her picture lower than a 10 and she has a friend thats a sgt major in the USMC, good luck. Your friend would more than likely laugh at you and tell you to get a life, trust me the sgt majors of the Marine Corps have wayyyyy more to deal with than trying to take the rank of a Marine because they rated you on FUBAR, good try though. I award you 10 idiot points.

Help Needed
Club FAR Strike Force Team is in need of Greeters, Pimps/Pimpettes, & Enforcers. Each title holds its own main responsibility but at same time you will be at times responsible for all Team duties. - PIMP & PIMPETTES: These members will put out premade bulletins on a weekly basis, for members of their teams who are close to leveling, who have birthdays for that week and to promote and invite members to our Family. They will also have premade comments to go leave on Fubarians pages inviting them to our GREAT FAMILY. - SECURITY/ENFORCERS duties : These are not bullies or people who will go and get disrespectful with members. There jobs are to help regulate members for FANNING ADDING & RATING, also to ensure members have a verified salute pic, constantly on their profile and have Club F.A.R. in their names at all times. Placement in their name can be anywhere and members can be part of any other family they wish to be in. - GREETERS: These members will go to new team members

Mad Sweeney
A demon slices his enemies away, Slitting throats of men in dismay, As vengeance is fueling his every need, Deciphering his heart's solemn call of heed Where thousands roam the London streets, Adhering the gasp as his victims breathe, Piercing the incision around their gory necks, A call of life where it slowly begets. The demon barber of Fleet Street roams, As his customers breathe through endless foams, Of blood gushing out their garrulous heads, Where nothing cynical can ever be said Dying in the Levantine grounds, Moaning like dreaded injured hounds, As the night is slowly taken away, As their bloody flesh goes astray, Below the cryptic murderer's frown As light shines the demon barber's story, His actions would lead to perpetual glory, Where reputations would remain in the shadows, Victims of gore demean beneath the gallows Where Sweeney Todd could roam freely, As his life would succumb to madness deeply.

Juice
Nothing Can Come Between Us Lets not talk of money let us 4 get the world 4 a moment lets just reveal in our eternal comadery in my heart i know there will never be a day that i don't remember the times we shared u were a friend when i was at my lowest and being a friend to me was not easy or fashionable regardless of how popular I became u remain my unconditional friend unconditional in it's truest sense did u think i would forget did u for 1 moment dream that I would ignore u if so remember this from here 2 forever nothing can come between us

Man Laws
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo

Things Kids Say
The kids are constantly in and out of the livingroom. Well during one of the younest's trips into the livingroom. he sees my paper from my salute that i did last nite. And as he is looking as it. He informs me that my "i" in tink is upside down.. Poor guy was completely confused when i told him i knew and that mommy did that on purpose.. lol Him and his brother are constantly informing hubby and I that we dont write anyway. We scribble... ha ha ha

Fun
I love meeting new people and since I have joined I am enjoying my time on here and talking with others sharing pics and getting to know a few of you. I look forward to meeting new people and seeing what fun experiences life will bring. BC

Dropkick
I first meet this man at the Cammen street Tracks. In no shape for Success headed nowhere to fast. He may have been someone once by the sound of his call, now he answers to no one. NO-ONE AT ALL! We all die alone, He shouted as he Passed. with no sense of regret, he never looked back. For, his pride was wounded, his ego was strong. Yea, that was his Trouble, and this is his Song! He said we die alone, in this case you were right. No friends by your side, no family in sight. Nobody know's coming your way, and up this time. so, go count the cash, don't you leave it behind His friends come and go. Like seasons and Tide, He can't keep a women they all realized. He loves them, breeds them, takes what he needs. He's loyal to no one, no one at all. You were brought up well, still inspired and all. you were touched by nothing, watch a man fall. Put a foot on his back, to get up and a view. Cause your loyal to No-one. NO-ONE BUT YOU! He said we die alone, in t

Mind Your Own Buisness!!!
OK SO IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE SOME OF YOU OUT THERE THAT FEEL THE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY MAN OR WOMAN UP AND SAY IT TO ME DONT BE A CHICKEN SHIT. I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. MY PERSONAL LIFE IS NOBODYS BUISNESS. I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS FOR MY LIFE AND MY CHILDRENS LIFE AND WHO ARE YOU TO SAY I AM WRONG OR THAT I HURT SOMEONE CAUSE YOU ONLY KNOW ONE SIDE OF THE STORY. SO YES I AM WITH NOLI IN REAL LIFE AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE SO. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN F**K OFF. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT TO ME DONT BE A LIL B**CH!!!

Ahh Kids
my neice 5 yrs old: "there's this old ugly troll who lives under the bridge. and the bridge is made of caca" in the car with daddy driving home:"want fries with that shake" yells out to boy's walkin by on the street. yesterday singing in the hall way: "I want you, i want you so bad baby" from Sgt Pepper movie..

The Adventures Of Docta Young
Every now and then there comes a time in an individuals life when they must choose the lesser of two evils to accomplish something that they themselves set in motion. I joined the US Army knowing full well that I would one day deploy to a foreign country to fight for someone else's "just cause." I accept the fact that i am going away for 15 monthes to a strange world that some compare to "Amish Country" just to bring democracy to the far corner of this country. I guess what I am trying to say is that now that i only have 3 days until this nightmare comes to life, i have a very big choice to make, should i do the right thing and Deploy with the men i have spent the last 15 monthes with, or should i go back home to the people i grew up with? To most of you the choice is clear, just deploy and get it done with, which is exactly what i am doing... oh well... for some reason i just felt compelled to write a small little rant to release some repressed feelings... thanks, Doc Young

My Music Website
Songcast releases major update, increased artist capacity and more Greetings musicians and their fans, I'd like to welcome you to the latest release of Songcast. We've made a major league ramp up on the overall look of the site, adding some colors and more modern design to the site. We've also added several new features. Every artist has a rotation on the home page player. Its randomly generated so everyone has an equal chance as getting home page exposure. This is provided free to all artists. Every artist account will receive unlimited space to upload their songs, pictures and videos. Fan accounts are now active as well so you musicians and their fans can now connect in a secure environment. The latest revision also has a radio station feature in which songs for each genre of music will have a random play set up, with no "director" dictating what plays and what does not. COMING SOON! A new feature called "Fan Of" where artists will be able to show their

Trains
Military train who support the armed forces?? This is a Military Salute to the troops over seas. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MESSAGE ME VIA THE PIC AND EMAIL ME LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT TO BE ON HERE. YOU WILL ADD ME/FAN ME/RATE ME AND THEN IN THE VOIC

Club Far
TEAM STRIKEFORCE Captains : Addictive, MishNumber1 & Jennicense Greeters : SexyGranny1967 Promoter : Southern Stunna Addictive~CLUB FAR~ MishNumber1 ♥ Of BC FWC WISEUKF SUP Shadow Levelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain Jennicense *Shadow Leveler* Club F.A.R. Strike Force Team Co-Capt.* Spanker* DSC Member* SexyGranny1967 ♥ Shadow Leveler ♥ Club FAR ♥ S*U*P ♥ fu~owned by JONLEE74 Southern Stunna Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~FU-ANGEL Jackie{Asst chief promoter of fu luv bomb squad}[ClubFAR]~fu-owned by emt380~ Mickstatts- * WISEUKF* Club F.A.R.* ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~*Pebbles*~ enter my contest see blo

Awesome Movie
so gotta check this movie out.. great movie..awesome music..ya'll may know most of them.. but there from the beatles.. beeges come out on it.. aerosmith..earth wind and fire..and a lot more ppl. my whole fam loves this movie..and we passed it on to our kids...well my neices and nephews..don't have kids.but i will some day and i'll do the same:) here are a few clips..enjoy.

Lisa's Random Thoughts
I know I haven't been here in a while ... sorry about that. There's been so much going on, that I haven't been able to do much of anything for myself. However, the stuff I removed from here was a result of some of things that has happened. I'm not going to get into all of that right now though. I'm fine *see me smile?*. My youngest brother (MC) has moved in with us (per request from my other younger brother JC). JC felt that MC needed some boot-camp-for-a-direction-of-life training. He's got nothing, and is in need of serious guidance. Needless to say, big sister is pulling a "drill sgt" on him (because our own parents won't do it). I'm having to set schedules, hold and control his money (or he blows it on useless junk), and teach him how to be self-disciplined, respectable, and honorable. Sadly, our parents didn't teach us any of these things .. I had to teach myself; and my youngest brother needs to learn them too. This isn't a permanent situation though. It's just going to take s

I Need U Andi
well you done done me and you bet i felt it i tried to get you but you're so hot that i melted i fell right through the cracks and i'm trying to get back before the cool done run out i'll be giving it my bestest nothin's going to stop me but devine intervention i reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some i won't hesitate no more no more it cannot wait, i'm yours well open up your mind and see like me open up your plans and damn you're free look into your heart and you'll find love love love listen to the music of the moment maybe sing with me ah la peaceful melody its your godforsaken right to be loved love loved love love so i won't hesitate no more no more it cannot wait i'm sure theres no need to complicate our time is short this is our fate, i'm yours i been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror and bendin over backwards just to try to see it clearer my breath fogged up the glass so i drew a new face and laughed i guess wha

King Of Pain Pimp Out
I am being actioned off right now and hopefully some of you good people will be willing to take advantage of me and what i have to offer! Just click the picture below and place your bids!! Thanks for your time and interests and let the highest bidder win!!!

The Year Of The Rooster
1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005 People born in the Year of the Rooster are deep thinkers, capable, and talented. They like to be busy and are devoted beyond their capabilities and are deeply disappointed if they fail. People born in the Rooster Year are often a bit eccentric, and often have rather difficult relationship with others. They always think they are right and usually are! They frequently are loners and though they give the outward impression of being adventurous, they are timid. Rooster people's emotions like their fortunes, swing very high to very low. They can be selfish and too outspoken, but are always interesting and can be extremely brave. They are most compatible with Ox, Snake, and Dragon.

Election 08
RE-ELECT NOBODY! Worthy of your time and attention … regardless of your Party Affiliation Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes? You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does. You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does. You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does. You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does. You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does. One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices – 545 human beings out of the 300 million – are directly, legally, morally, and individually respons

Rooster
The Rooster is the strutting peacock of the Chinese Zodiac! These quick thinkers are practical and resourceful, preferring to stick to what is tried and true rather than taking messy, unnecessary risks. Roosters are keenly observant. It's hard to slip anything past a Rooster, since they seem to have eyes in the backs of their heads! This quality can lead others to think the Rooster is psychic, but that's not generally the case; instead, this Sign enjoys a keen attention to detail that makes it a whiz at anything requiring close analysis. Roosters make great lawyers, brain surgeons and accountants, to name a few of this Sign's possible occupations. Above all else, the Rooster is very straightforward and rewards others' honesty in kind. Roosters aren't shifty or cagey and have no interest in hiding behind a facade. They are the proverbial open book, telling the truth and keeping their word. If you show your hand, the Rooster will respect you for it. This kind of trusting behavior can

Only A Dream??
When she looks at me, I can't hide anything. When she looks into my eyes, my heart skips a beat. When she sits beside me, its hard to breathe. When she pushes against me, I can't stop myself from Smiling. When I look at her, I see an Angel When I touch her, I'm the one who gets chills. When I think about her, a smile spreads across my face. When I talk to her, I forget about the world around me. I think I love her, but I don't know if she loves me. I can't stop thinking about her, I wonder if she thinks of me. Will I ever be able to tell her the truth? Or will I have to keep it hidden? I feel as though if I lost her, I would lose everything. But the funny thing is... I don't really have her. Will my wish ever come true? Or will it only be a dream?

Ohh The Pretty Lights...
A Revised Fairy Tale: .. .. I don't need to be rescued or saved. I pretty much love me a whole damn lot. But what I do need is simple yet completely hard to find. So therefore I choose to revise my own fairy tale. A person who just cant wait to tell me something just because he knows it might make me laugh. The person who just cant sleep ….if he doesn't say good night. The one that for no reason will grab my hand and hold it….just well just because. Words mean so little now a day. Truly actions are the only thing one can judge. Life throws us up and downs. But to have the person who will understand my moods. Know when I am just being well the typical *female*. And will still say okay your being weird but I love you….Time waits for no person …. I recently sat on a porch with a man I have so much love for I cant even describe it. As he smiled at me…..I got it….all the years he has been telling me …keep it simple. Judge only on action. Thank you my white man… I am no longer waiti

Pissed Off Rant
Well....I just had this complete asshole come to my page and re-rate me a 1 from a 10 all because he said he had sent me two shout box messages and I didnt answer. He called me a fake person and then deleted me. Well to be perfectly honest this really pisses me off. I am not a fake person and I try very hard to get back to everyone who comes and leaves love on my page.What some people dont understand is just because my status says I am online it doesnt mean I am at my computer. I leave my fubar on 24/7 but alot of the time I am puttering around the house doing other things. And also by the time I get back alot of the shout box messages I get are gone already because I get quite a few. I dont mean to sound like a bitch but excuse me if I am not here waiting on the edge of my seat for my shoutbox messages! My true friends know that I am not a fake person....I go out of my way to try and help as many people as I can on here and chat to as many as I can as well. So if you are one of those

So You Wanna Own Me???
I am up for auction with Sultry...so come place your bids now!!! Auction will end July 21st!! Just click this link and go to my pic and comment me with your bid :) Much love and good luck to yall!!! *Kisses* Yall need to GO BID...it's the last day to own me!!! Show me your love...You can Use Bling packs, VIPS, HH, and Blasts as well for bidding...and I do love the fubucks...so come spoil me and Bid HIGH!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=709063&albumid=1112465&i=2560742016&idx=5 (Copy and paste the link above into your browser!! )

A Great Family
I wanted to tell you a story and about this group I am in .. I wanted a year V.I.P which costed $120 but Stephanie Lynn let me in her giveaway and if I made 65,000 comments in 16 weeks she will buy me a year V.I.P well I been bombing my own picture and I had some friends helping me and I knew I wouldn't be able to get 65K on my own. Well one of my friends told me she is in a group that helps with giveaways and contest and if I want to join you have to help with other giveaways so I started helping commenting on someones contest/giveaway but I kept posting about my giveaway so others can help me well after they finished with that giveaway they started promoting my giveaway and in a week or so I had 65K and I received my Year V.I.P. If it wasn't for this group I wouldn't be having my V.I.P. This group in committed helping people they Dont cheat and they don't give up until its finish. they have the best bombers and nice people in the group. They are understanding alot of times. T

Drama
LISTEN I MIGHT NEED TO TYPE ALL THIS IN BLOOD! I DONT NEED OR WANT NO BODYS FUCKIN MAN ON HERE I HAVE MY FUCKING OWN! HES PLENTY TO DEAL WITH WITH OUT ADDING ANOTHER! JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO MALES ON HERE DOESNT MEAN I FUCKIN WANT THEM~ WTH IN THE LAST 3-4 WEEKS IVE BEEN ACUSED OF WANTING SOME FUCKING CHICS MAN ON HERE! IF I WANT OR WANTED YOUR MAN ID DONE HAVE HIM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE~ SORRY ABOUT THIS BLOG IM JUST ANGRY OVER BULSHIT ON HERE~

Rules For Chicas
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista

Getting It Done
In March I caught my husband cheating and packed all my stuff and put it into storage and moved away. I stuck around thinking i might could salvage the marriage of only five months. The bitch he ran off to cuz she makes more money than I has it coming to her with Karma he has a habit of doing this and she thinks she is all that and more an has told me she will win i need to move on. It is amazing the stages you go thru when your heart is broken and how you actually lose yourself. The one who breaks your heart calls and you drop what your doing to see what they want odd how that works. Woke one morning and found myself and realize i was in the healing stage finally! Told his sorry ass he could get a job and pay for the divorce or have his new love do it for him because I refused to pay for it. On June 27th, 2008 I went to the mail box and wow the Ass paid a lawyer to file the papers, he has lied and didnt mention the reason for the divorce was because he was marked a Cheat

Phoenix's Bully
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE

Numb
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.

Forbidden Fruit
Everyone has a tree of forbidden fruit, you may not notice it at first, but its there, calling your name , until one day you turn to look at it, hanging there looking soooo ripe and beautiful. You walk over to it, wanting to taste it, but you know it not right. So you walk away making it through another day. Only to awaken with it calling once again. So you walk over and touch it, then taste it only with your tongue, mmmm so sweet, so you bite it and as the juices flow down your throat, you close your eyes enjoying the pleasure of its taste and feel until its gone.you walk away and all the while need and wanting more. Trying to get through the nights, but its in your system so deep it consumes you. Having you in the middle of the night needing the next taste, and with every bite stealing your soul, your mind until it controls your every move, want every waking moment until you can no longer think for yourself. Losing more and more of you, what is the name of this forbidden fruit, I sp

Second To None
These are some words I need to say to you and you'll know where Im coming from by the time Im through. When I tell you I love you,DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When I stroke your ego when your feeling blue and trying to show how much Im feeling you.DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When Im up all night trying to make it right, and agree with you to avoid a fight, DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When you feel like you have no friends, I'll be there for you until the very end, SO DON'T TAKE ME THERE. So when everything is said and done, What Im trying to say boo is,THIS GIRL COME SECOND TO NONE!!!!!

Find Ur Self
Im sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear then, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if y

From Kate
AngelGurl Happy Birthday to my Good Friend, AngelGurl!!!!! Let's all help make this the Best Birthday she's Ever celebrated! Please go to her page and show her the Fu-Love--Birthday Style!!! AngelGurl@ fubar This Birthday Bulletin Brought to You By LadyღKate ~ {Shadow Leveler} ♥Club United♥ ♡Proud Spanker Family Member♡@ fubar

True Friendship
A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO IS THERE FOR YOU,SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY TRUE BLUE. A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL CALL YOU OUT WHEN YOUR WRONG AND HAVE YOU SINGING A WHOLE NEW SONG. A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE THERE REGUARDLESS OF HOW MANY FIGHT YOU HAVE AND STANDS STRONG BEHIND YOU LIKE MOSES STAFF. A FRIEND WILL STAY WITH YOU UNTIL YOU SEE, JUST HOW STRONG A PERSON YOU CAN BE,THEY WILL CRY WITH YOU, MAYBE EVEN FIGHT WITH YOU,BUT JUST REMEMBER THEY ONLY WANT WHAT BEST FOR YOU,

New To The Fu
I am fairly new to the FU but really am enjoying it so far.. I Love to Shout so all should feel free to do the same to me. Thanks to all those who have rated me and those who I have chatted with. I looking forward to meeting many more people.. :) Have a great night EVERYONE !!

Some Serious Thoughts!!
Lately I’ve been asked what I’m looking for in a man so I’ve been giving it some thought…not like I haven’t been for 3 years… I do know that throughout those years my needs and desires have changed as I’ve waded through a lot of tough times. Looking back I’ve thought about those needs and desires and I know full well that if they’d have been fulfilled, they would have led to misery and heartache. So how do I trust those feelings now? Will they not change again in 2 months, 6 months…a year? Is there any way I can know for sure what I’m wanting in a man? I think there is...for me. This is not a blog “generalizing” women. I own this one alone. For me, to gage what I need and want from a man is to examine where I am today…alone. When I can honestly say I’m “ok” with being alone then it “squares” with my needs and desires. To live my life daily, I don’t need a man…I am independent. My desire is already being filled by choosing to live my life my way. Is that enough? Yes. Is

Little Me....
Ok so I am trying to figure out this midget deal. I just noticed it was on here but not sure what it really does for me. So if you read this and you know something, give my dumb a$$ the info. Thanks!

Ms.amber's Blogs
When a woman loves a man... When a woman loves a man... she throws herself into his heart. always ready with a smile or a sweet kiss. She’s not blind to his shortcomings. yet knows when to turn a blind eye, after all a "perfect" man does not exist. When a woman loves a man... she takes his brooding in stride, wants to fix his pain, be his brightest day. She often ignores her own needs, Choosing to focus on her man, Even when he forgets the words to say. So smile when you see her... Make sure she knows she’s on your mind. embrace her eyes in that way of old...just like the first time... Tell her how warm her heart makes you feel Hold her just a bit too long...until the last song. Until the last song. When a woman loves a man... she knows he’s just a big old child, saving all his nickels for "GTA IV". She can overlook so much now with a wan smile and slight headshake, just as long as he keeps her safe and warm. When a woman loves a man... Fo

Who Wants 2 Own Supergirl
Wanna Own §uPe®Gi®L øƒ JLM?????????? Come Place your Bids or atleast a picture rate! Here is what I'm offering you! 1) Owned in name 2) Rate all pics 3) Rate all stash 4) Gifts and comments daily if VIP is bought 5) Personal Phone Calls 6) PimpOut on page 7) Yahoo ID 8) Added to Family More you bid more I offer!! Just Click either of tha Pictures below!! (repost of original by '* §üPe®Gi®£ øƒ JLM * ÐJ §üpërMÅn'§ ƒü ~ Wiƒe *' on '2008-07-07 16:53:25')

My Perception
I know I am just being ridiculous but I can not help myself. I have a boy and I love him but I can not help but feel I am over saturating him with my presence. I want to be able to just give him time away but it hurts me when I don't get to see him or hear from him. I feel like I have nobody all my friends are to far or to busy to hang out with me anymore, things are just so different than it use to be. I use to be without a guy just fine I don't know why he effects me so. I just wish I didn't have to ask him to hang out with me every time. Today has been a worse day than normal. I was so ready to hang out with him after work I brought over my computer and my cuddle blanket and he just took off after work and hasn't called me since I was really looking forward to seeing him today too... so much suckage ... I'm not okay. ~All I ever wanted was to be rescued from myself~

Nicolas Flamel
we have heard the name mentioned in the harry potter movie and story...well ... turns out he was a real man!!!! the following information i found on line ...the following link u just need to cut and paste and it should take you there...but here is a little of the info i found...enjoy!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Flamel Nicolas Flamel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Nicholas Flamel) Jump to: navigation, search This imaginative portrait of Nicolas Flamel dates from the nineteenth century.Nicolas Flamel (traditionally c. 1330 – 1418) was a successful scrivener and manuscript-seller who developed a posthumous reputation as an alchemist due to his reputed work on the Philosopher's Stone. An alchemical book, published in Paris in 1612 as Livre des figures hiéroglypiques and in London in 1624 as Exposition of the Hieroglyphicall Figures was attributed to Flamel.[1] It is an exposition of figures purportedly commissioned by Flamel for a t

Bath
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Court
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:

Sex....the Cure All!!!!
I just have to say that it always amazes me the power of sex! People say when they don't want to do it that they have a headache? Well hell....that's no excuse b/c sex will CURE it!!! I have been so sick the last couple of days and didn't think I had the strength tonight when my boyfriend wanted to, but OMG....I did it and 2 orgasms later I feel a ton better! So if you're feeling bad....go screw!!! Whoo-hoo!

Why Why Why??????????
Why would does anyone pay some chick money to see her few boring naked pics? when there is free porn on the net. hmmmmm I will never understand buying someone a bling for a few days instead of seeing free porn everyday. STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!

Thoughts
Hmm... Why do people get angry or upset over nothing? Maybe they should just chill out and not assume stupid crap. What they assume may not be right. But then again to many people jump to conclusions to easily and become irate over nothing. Step back and chill for a sec. I guess I just offend to many women in to many ways. Be more confident of yourself and you won't have these problems. Oh well thats what I get for being me. No wonder I get along with men better. LOL they aren't as emotional over nothing. Not only that they are more fun by far. Oh well life goes on. Chill out and relax.

I'm Starting A Contest Up!
Ok I want to start up a contest and I was wondering if anyone would be up for joining it..for the first person to get 20,000 pic comments will win 60,000 fubucks. Hit me up if you would like to join at dj_razor2007@yahoo.com or send me a message to me here on fubar.

Another Update
Hey all....back earlier this year I found out that I have seizures and before that I found out that I have an A-Fib heart (broken or 3rd beat either one...lol) Well...after all the stress since my first marriage 9 years ago to now, it has finally festered up to the point where I had to go to the hospital because I was having worse fits tonight....It scared me when I found out what happened...I had banged my forehead against the car window hard to the point it was making my head in one spot produce a bump. I had to be pulled out of the car and put into the wheelchair and practically picked up onto the bed in the ER. They took blood, did eeg, ekg...cat scans and xrays. after being there for about 4 1/2 hours I was finally let go to leave. The doc told me my tests came back negative, and they found sinusitis in my sinuses...I was like sheesh........whoop-ti-freaken-do. The doc came to me and asked me if I wanted the bad news, I was like OK...now what?...He read my files from my past ER/

Juggalo Faith
JUGGALO CREED As written by Rev. Last Rite… I am a Juggalo. I am an Individual guided by Light… I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the Path to Shangri La requires an Open Mind. I shall not judge. I am part of a Family. I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm… As I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me. I shall strive to Honor my Family… And not disgrace their name. I am a Ninja. I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown… Fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me… And the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on… Fore I am a Survivor… Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human. I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control… And seek Strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my Ancestors… And the Family who have fallen before me. I have Love. With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does not hurt or seek to d

Pleasure Dome
We are The Newest Place In Fu-Land. We are a Great Group of People. We are all Family here. We love to have fun. We enjoy joking. And playing some Hot Tunes. So Grab a chair or a Dance parter an hit the dance floor. We Hope to See you Really Soon.

For Betty By Me From The Bad Wolfy
A good Friend! Betty has Been such a big Help to Me and Bad Kitty....... Because of that... Me and Bad Kitty wanted to say THANKS in a really Special Way!! Let us tell you About her: She is 41 years old with 2 daughters and 3 step daughters and a grandson. She is married to a great guy. Her and her husband are part owners of a tattoo shop. She loves tattoos and has over 30 now. Here is a little more Info about her: She was born: * Place: Seymour, Indiana * Year: 1967 * Month: April * Day: 8

Life
Well I have to say as a parent myself that children can be so complicated especially teenagers I have a child that is 16 now and she is rotten to the core thanks to her father. She lives with him in another state and is at the point in her life that she is right and im wrong well ya know how that goes. But things are kinda rough between her and I right now because of some choices I have made in my life inwhich im happy with those choices and she isnt. But her siblings are happy too. So its like I cant win for losing with her anymore.So what do you do when you have a child who is so set in her ways and makes you feel like you are the worst parent in the world? See I dont know what to do anymore im at a lost of words........

How Horny Are You?
I Can't Keep My Underwear Dry!!!! Congrats! You are one freaky S.O.B. You are constantly thinking about sex, or doing it! You can't concentrate on work, school, anything! I knew I liked you... Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

L.o.d.d.
Firefighter Richard Kear of the Polk Township Volunteer Fire Department died in the line of duty after the engine he was driving went off the side of the road and overturned while enroute to a fire. The firefighter who was in the Officer's Seat performed first aid until Richard could be air lifted to a hospital. Please keep his family in your prayers.

I Have The Greatest Friends
I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you to all of the really great friends that Ive made since coming to Fubar. I really appreciate each and everyone of you. As you can see by now, Ive taken down my pictures. No one is being blocked and no one has hurt me. I just got a little caught up in the alternate reality that comes along with real people "hanging" out in a place that doesnt really exist. I dont need to be "owned" or "protected" although I really do appreciate the sentiment. No one has run me off. This is my decision. So you guys...BEHAVE yourselves..lol You know who im talking about. I will be watching ;) and I'll be checking in so please talk to me. Its only for a little while, and I promise I will be back with more pool pics...just for you Security..so play nice while im gone. Each one of you holds a very special place in my heart. ~Lisa

Auction!!!!
~MY FIRST AUCTION AND I AM ON FIRE FOR A NEW OWNER TO OWN ME! LOOK AT ME AND DON'T FORGET TO RATE OR BID PLEASE..........................! CHECK IT OUT! OWN MY HEART FOR A MONTH CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND BID ON ME! (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~' on '2008-07-09 06:58:40')

My Diamonds!
~*~Like A Diamond~*~ Love on these smexi fu's hard!These ppl right here are amazing friends!There Real!Honest!Trustworthy! And will always have a place in my heart!I have mad respect for them and u should to!Go f/r/a them!Show them mad luv! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ ÐÃ Ð®∃ÃM©4êvêr ðwñêÐ ß¥ ¢ðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ wå† måkê§ mê §êx¥@ fubar DMAN1973 proud FU owner of MY Confidence, Carlie, and Gelibean/ owned by Confidence@ fubar

Huge Show, July 12, 2008
07/12/2008 04:00 PM - ~ Stage 83 ~ Rotten Records Presents: Polkadot Cadaver, Vampire mOOOse, Death In Statik & IDEAMEN ~ ALL AGES SHOW!!! 10900 Archer & Rt. 83 Lemont, Illinois 60439 US Cost: $10 in ADVANCE - $12 @ The Door. Pssst.... Buy them in advance! Description:Rotten Records Presents: Polkadot Cadaver, Vampire mOOOse, Death In Statik and Ideamen! Ideamen on iLike - Add iLike to your MySpace

Photo Contest
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Babs

In My Mind
unstoppable thoughts enter my head of some over girl sprawled out on your bed, the screams so loud blood drips from the vein draining my life going insane rip my face only to hide the fear not even able to shed a single tear although my trust is still there my past creeps up always to scare.

His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cropped an

Out Of Office Automatic Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, But I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352

Married
So as everyone knows I am married...if you don't know I am!! I love my hubby very much...my hubby is away and stupid people need to stop making up rumors and saying that I am single...WFT anywhoo if this is the site they thought I was on...then know that your a bastard to spread a rumor like that ex. being where you are!! How dare you try to make our marriage one of your toys..shame on you!! I love my hubby more then anything in the worl I would like to let everyone on her know that~~!! Mrs.Perry

I'm Back
Wanted to say hi to everyone and say thanks for not forgetting me . I have been off line for a while now . I have alot of things that have changed since I was last on. I have moved and am now living in Texas. I have moved out here to start a new life .We all need a new start every now and than and this is it for me . I hope everything is well for all of you . Thank you again for not forgetting about me .Have a great day . Tom

Hahahahaha
Just thought it was funny Why Women Are Crabby We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn 't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your no strils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Moth erhood where we learned t

Why Is The World Nutless
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas

When Some One Betray's You...
God has promised if we will put our trust in Him, He will pay us back for all the unfair things that have happened to us~Isaiah 61:7-9. Maybe you were cheated in a business deal and you lost a lot of money. Maybe somebody lied about you, and that misinformation kept you from getting a promotion. Or maybe a good friend betrayed you. Certainly, these kinds of losses leave indelible scares, causing you to want to hold on to your grief. It would be logical for you to seek revenge. Many people would even encourage you to do so. The slogan "Don't get mad, get even!" is a commonly accepted principle. But that's not God's plan for you. If you want to live your best life now, you must learn to trust God to bring about the justice in your life. The Bible says that God is a just God, and He will settle and solve the cases of His people (Hebrews 10:30). That means that you don't have to go around trying to pay everybody back for the wrong things they've done to you. Y

So I received this text from one of my best friends, Dave, today. It had a great message...although I've read it before it stuck me kind of hard today. It read... "Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it." Nothing could be more true at this point in life. Dont really know why I'm posting this in a blog...but ya know...thought I'd share it. Maybe someone else will find it as influencial as I do.

New Stories
I have several really HOTTTT original stories in my other blog. If you are going to read 'Hooked', please start with Chapter 1 and read the chapters in order. I recommend starting with 'Fantasy', then 'Imagine', then 'Southern Summers', then 'Hooked'. If you can read all of these in one sitting, you are 'hardcore'. :-)

So Here I Am
Do to a Friend of mine from Myspace sent me a link to this site. I figured why not since I was getting kinda bored with Myspace and thought it might be fun. So far I am impressed, I am still shy with it so if you want to gab at me knock yourself out. Eventually I might hit the lounge when I know more people. Well not much to say yet but will in the future.

What A Life
Just got a new (old) horse...I feel so bad for him. He's been without food and water for five days, is bone thin and sick. Why in gods name do people, who think taking care of horse, is so easy, that when they decide it's not covenant, are willing to let the poor thing die from starvation. Maybe it would be the thing to tie them up for five days without food and water and see how they like it. Sure hope the guy makes it...time will tell

Hepatitis C Virus
WITH MUCH THANKS TO DAWN AKA DESA AND DEBBULLAN.ORG What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census

Repost From A Sexy Lexy!
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...

Darlingirl's Blogs
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, your hysteria begins to subside, your tears stop and you begin to look at the world through new eyes. You realize that people are not as they appear to be.And what you thought was right was totally wrong. So live in your shallowness, Be alone, because for me, My life is moving on. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. Happieness, must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are...

Bald Men Make Better Lovers
Being bald i've long realised that bald men make much better lovers! recently unnamed females have dared to disagree with this statement (obviously not based on personal experience of me lol) So waht do you think ladies....Bald Men.....Hot or Not?