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birddogtails's blog: "Self Summary"

created on 07/08/2008  |  http://fubar.com/self-summary/b229816

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Who I'd like to meet: Who I'd like to meet: My self-summary About me and what I'm looking for The trailer needs repair and all these kids are hungry. My 22 year old girl friend just left me for another woman. I'm completely neurotic, have tons of baggage and desperately looking for a woman who wants to feel needed. I'm simple, uncomplicated and not complex. Have a killer body to go along with my simple mind. Enjoy the simple life too. After a hard week of work and staying home all week watching TV, my idea of a great weekend is another one of more TV and renting movies! Especially sports--can't ever get too much of the tube. Never been out of the state of North Carolina--don't like to venture too far from my own backyard. You know--the terrorists are going to attack again any moment. I keep the fallout shelter well stocked with canned goods and firearms for little emergencies. Cant keep a job going for too long so I like to catch up on my rest by sleeping all day. Depression keeps me in bed alot of the time too. I keep all the blinds of my house closed and the lights off at all times--you know--helps to keep the bills down. Also, I've heard that too much sunlight causes negativity and depression. I have no hobbies or interests so you'll get my undivided attention. The depression meds are helping some. I really like to drink alcohol so I keep plenty of beverages to enjoy on Fri and Sat TV nights. If I have a problem with alcohol, it's only a little one. I've been for treatment a couple of times, but I'm not an alcoholic. It's just that once I start, I can't stop! I'd like to meet someone that I "connect" with. You know--the kind that makes you want to immediately jump across the table and start kissing all within the first hour of meeting! Usually like to have sex shortly thereafter! And, I prefer to know all your sexual preferences...how often a day you like it, what positions, etc. at least by the second date if we haven't already "done it" on the first date. Oh...and did I mention that I'm looking for a "Classy Woman"?
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