The 'F' Word
(Correct use of the 'F' word)
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There have been only twelve times in history when the 'F' word was considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
12. 'What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?'
-- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
11. 'What the @#$% was that! ?'
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
10. 'Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?'
-- Custer, 1877
9. 'Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.'
-- Einstein, 1938
8. 'It does so @#$%ing look like her!'
-- Picasso, 1926
7. 'How the @#$% did you work that out?'
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
6. 'You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?'
-- Michelangelo, 1566!
5. 'Where the @#$% are we?'
--Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. 'Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!'
-- Noah, 4314 BC
3. 'Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?'
--Bill Clinton, 1998
2. 'What do you mean there is no
@%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?'
-- Martha Stewart, 2005
and a drum roll please............!
1. 'Geez, I didn't think they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad.'
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
