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Slave Application
Have you been properly trained yet? What is your fetishs? How will you please me? Do you like pain? What is the most embarissing thing you've done? What is the nastiest sexual experiance you've had? Did you enjoy it? Why or why not? What is the most thrilling sexual experiance you've had? Are you bi or straight? Have you been a dom? Have you cross dressed before? How many partners have you had at one time? Would you enjoy joining another one of my slaves at the same time? Would you perfer male or female? Do you like to be blindfolded during domination? Do you have piercings, how many and where? Do you like the being tied up? Have you been fucked with a strap on before? Can you deep througt? Your last requierment is to send me a picture of your little bitch pussy. Males I pefer you to be in sissy bitch dress up and on your bitch ass knees. Females are more likely to be accepted as my slaves. Male bitches stink. You bette
Is There Any Out There For Me
ever hear the expression theres someone for everyone well im sick of hearing it if there is were is she everyone saies just put your self out there well i put my self out there every day and i haven't found her yet it been six years and nothing yet next time someone tells me that im going to lose it i being to think that ms. right isn't out there im going to be 26 on the 24 of this month i don't know how much longer i can wait
Today I placed a call to the Mr.Coffe customer service dept. That did not go well. I also wrote an email to the customer service dept. Perhaps that will get some attention. Below is a copy and paste of that email. I have used Mr.Coffee coffee makers exclusively for years. And have recommended the purchase of Mr. Coffee coffee makers to everyone when the opportunity presented itself. I was given a new Mr Coffee coffee maker for x mas to replace my aging unit which I have had for so many years. My old unit finally brewed its last pot of coffee a few nights past and was time to put to use my new x mas gift. Much to my displeasure, this replacement unit, model istx95, is of horrible design. The coffee itself is not hot for very long, in fact, in the morning it was luke warm, tepid at best. I placed a call to the Mr.Coffee customer service. I told the representative what the machine was doing. I was informed that the machine is working correctly. The lady suggested that I rinse the ves
Gaurdian Angel
I'll be there When no one is there for you and you think no one cares When the whole world walks out on you and you think your alone I'll be there When the one you care about the most Could care less about you When the one you gave your heart to Throws it in your face I'll be there When the person you trusted betrays you When the person you share all your memories with cant even remember your birthday I'll be there When all you need is a friend to listen to you whine When all you need is someone To catch your tears I'll be there When your heart hurts so bad you cant even breath When you just want to crawl up and die I'll be there When you start to cry After hearing that sad song When the tears just wont stop falling down I'll be there So you see I'll be there until the end This is a promise I can make If you ever need me Just give me a call and.... I'll be there
Uncode Me
uncode me-ITS like the bad ass game ASSAINS CREED read on----unlock my dna past government scientist come on please!!!!!!!!I need to know which Greek God I lOVED and which Goddess I was too-- DNA, or deoxyribonucleic acid, is the hereditary material in humans and almost all other organisms. Nearly every cell in a persons body has the same DNA. Most DNA is located in the cell nucleus (where it is called nuclear DNA), but a small amount of DNA can also be found in the mitochondria (where it is called mitochondrial DNA or mtDNA). The information in DNA is stored as a code made up of four chemical bases: adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), and thymine (T). Human DNA consists of about 3 billion bases, and more than 99 percent of those bases are the same in all people. The order, or sequence, of these bases determines the information available for building and maintaining an organism, similar to the way in which letters of the alphabet appear in a certain order to form words and
I really dont understand people sometimes. You go out of your way to be nice and they treat you like your the plaque or something. Is there so many people in the world that are hateful that you cant fit in unless your just like them? I go out of my way to be nice to people and treat them like I would want to be treated but that doesnt work sometimes. Why is it that it seems like if you treat people badly they come back for more and if your nice to people they think that something is wrong with you. Does anybody know the answer to that? I hate drama and dont look for trouble but it seems like I get caught up in things that I dont have any control over. If your friends with someone who is a bad person and does the wrong things it doesnt mean that you are just like that person, it just means that you take that person how they are. It definately doesnt mean that you agree with what they are doing. I dont know..can somebody enlighten me?
The Biggest Human Temptation
The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little.
Shout Outs!!
2 All People
i don't have any pic's at the moment to put on my profile but when i do you'll know.
Appologies To Studio 54
I deeply regret what i posted on my earlier blog, and hope that studio 54 will welcome me back. I did that out of anger and i realize i shouldent have done that. I appologise to all of studio 54 for what i have done.
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 10)addicted to fubar 9)1 daughter 8)love the Dodgers & Lakers 7)I have 2 sisters 6)born in Colorado 5)fav food is mexican 4)love country music 3)single for life 2)love to cook 1)rain storms turn me on
What A Dumba**
jackass add me here today on fubar. He asked me for my yahoo screen name which i gave to him so we could talk instead of using the shoutbox. he asked me how i was and then instantly asked to see my NSFW pics. I was in the process of doing something so i told him i would show him later and actually apologized to his sorry ass for not being able to do it at that moment. He said whatever and then in the shoutbox came back and said fuck u....then on top of that rated me a 1. What in the fuck is wrong with people these days and why are people so fuckin desperate that they need to come on fubar and see pics of naked people. I just don't get it. I have NSFW pics because i enjoy takin pics of myself and enjoy people tellin me that i'm sexy and beautiful. But i won't just show them to every tom dick and hairy out there. People just need to get a fuckin grip on life. UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Just had to vent. Thanks for listening.
Those To Help
Contest Lasts 8 Weeks What ever can be done is appreciated!!!!
Eat My Cornhole! "i Am Sick"
Pleess Hlep Me!!!
Ok so no music, no pretty background, boring ole text, far too early for anything that creative. As most of yew know, I'm point whoring big time for spotlight, and Stephanie is having yet another fantastical give away, for fubucks, and of course, yours truly has entered! Blah blah blah I'm rambling, quick to the point, if your bored and feel like commenting, stop by Stephanie's page hit her with a rate, fan & add (This is a MUST if you plan on getting into that folder!) Once you've been added you can find my picture in the $$$ Fu-Bucks Sale $$$ folder, or just clicky the link!! My link and bombs away! As always, for those that help, you shall get gifties! yes gifties :P whether it be salutes, photoshopped pics..hell idk what yew people like, lemme know :P Bomb my attention starved ass? :) a sticky be sooo cool ill give my fu$$ all plesss terry
Much Ado About Jack-squat...
That there was a blog section here...Sometimes I hate being a newb. Anyway, expect random rants about useless nothings from time to time. Out of the millions of people on the planet, I'm sure one or two actually read mine. Thanks. :-)
Too Long For Mum.
He cares for me. I know this. He says he loves me. I know this. I love him too. He is my best friend. You know the story, if you read my MUM entitled "rightVSwrong" dated February 13th: I'm single again. I told him I want us to be friends. He's my best friend. I told him I can't be with him right now because I have to figure out who I am. I told him I need to get to know me to know what it is I want. I told him I want to be friends and he was finding every which way he could to hurt my feelings, including saying "All you bitches are the same." and "Now I can ask my coworker out!" and I realize..... he is trying to hurt me back, but I couldn't lie to him and be like "I'm positive I'm in love with you" cos I've never been in love before! I didn't say there isn't a possibility of us becoming more than friends in the future. I said we have too strong of a bond NOT to be in eachother's lives. Am I wrong for being honest? Am I wrong for wanting my space? Am I wrong for telling him we can
I Need A Fuck Buddy.. Anyone Up For It?...
Well Im horny hard and bored off my ass and wanting to find a nice hot body to mmm well taste and make extreamly wet.. Its not easy always being horny and hard as a rock and not exactly haveing anyone to.. shall we say "Ride the Bull" ;)
School And Other Shootings
After hearing from a lot of folks that are anti gun folks and seeing the news reports of the school shootings that have made the news over the past few years I thought I would write my thoughts. First there is not such thing as a No Gun Zone as there is no such thing as a No Drug Zone. Some have made the feel good move to designate such places but the facts are that those rules only apply to Law Abiding folks. Such places Never apply to Thugs, crooks, killers, dealers and outlaws. These are Feel good ideas that have no place in the reality we live in. Some people think that by making a law it stops the problem when in reality it only makes them Feel Better. The reality is that Bad Guys can get or make a weapon. If you look at my weapons folder you will see that I can build a weapon in my spare time that will make even gun folk stare. But I would never hurt another person except in self defense or defense of others. All the weapon I build are absolutely Legal and Its absolutely
Hi all my wonderful fu friends... Im pretty close to having enough for a spotlight(only need about 3 million more,LOL)...i know , they cost a fortune these days...Im not asking for donations...i entered a give away , which will give me plenty of bucks to have my spotlight...I only need 35k in comments and ill be all set...If you have ant spare time to drop me a few comments on this picture i surley would appreciate it...I totally understand if you can only drop a few and any and all comments will be appreciated 100 percent...Thank you in advance for your help and thank you for being my friends...Have a wonderful night... Just click the pic and comment ...thank you... P.S. If your not allready,you must add Stephanie Lynn as a friend to vote...Shes #1 on this site and i guarantee youll enjoy her as a friend as well...shes very kind and very real... Thank You 8-p
Energizer Keeps Ging And Going And Going!
today is the day after valentines day...boy what a day...people were buying all kinds of valentines stuff on sale today...saving it for next year i guess...hahaha...glad ot see it go! i work in retail so i tired of condensing down the damn valentines! valentines day was ok i guess...nothing special...went to eat...made a cake...woo hoo...
Shiscus Click to show Shiscus some Luv is having a BLAST!!! A 3 Day Blast to be Exact She is the WINNER of Granny's Panties Lounge Valentines Drawing Runner Up is ~ShY AnGeL~ Click to show ~ShY AnGeL~ some Luv receiving 25,000 fubucks
Thanks For The Birthday Love Friends!!!!muah!!
My Profile
I am looking to update my profile. I also am looking to make changes and add thing's. I welcome any suggestion's
This Life Of Mine 24
Dancing Queen, this song is in my head. I love ABBA! I used to love singing their songs when I was a kid. Muriel's Wedding is one of my favorite all time movies! LOVE IT. It is Friday and a 3 day weekend, wooo hooo! So glad. I think Peter is going to the cabin tomorrow? My boys have informed me that they don't want to go so that quiet weekend looks like it might not happen. I am afraid that they are getting older and wanting to be with their friends and girlfriends is more important than being with Dad at the cabin. Oh well. I can't blame them. Last night was not the Valentines I was expecting. Peter came home empty handed and that kind of upset me. He "forgot" to stop by and get me something on his way home. So those pretty lacy black panties I was wearing....yeah, those he didn't get to see! I was not happy. He was not going to get his Valentines either! I took them off, put on my pajama bottoms, laid the lace panties on the bed and when he walked back in I tol
Swim With Me
It laps so gently onto the powder white sand, it crashes with rage and batters the land. It gives and it takes, its power pure might, and yet within the waves you can take flight. Distances so vast, it separates the land, but all it takes is one caring hand. One you can trust to guide and to show, that the ocean is there and can make us grow. We mirror the rhythm of its ebb, its flow, we make love so hard, fast or slow. Waves rolling taking us closer, building into that one place we both simply know. Let my fingers wrap tight as you take hold of my hand, step over the pebbles through the sand. We can leave those footprints so soft in the beach, others can follow if they take one hand they can reach. Swim with me and dive into the deep, through those waves, let them lap and leap. We will find those places so dark with no light, ones we must all see before we can take flight. It can cleanse a soul filled with so much pain, it will fill your heart with the
Would You
if you want more pictures and i have lots now that i can't put up and i need more room for the ones to come it comes down to that i need a VIP Please and thank you
In A Giveaway For 5,000,000 Fubucks
Hello everyone, I am in a giveaway on Stephanie Lynn's page for 5,000,000 Fubucks. I need 45,000 comments in 6 weeks. If you would like to help please add Stephanie as a friend so you may bomb my pic. Any amount of comments is appreciated and thanks! The link is below.....
Lonely Am I
Lonely are the nights Lonely are the days Lonely am I, in so many ways Lonely are the seasons Lonely are the years So lonely am I, that it brings tears. Lonely is this place Lonely is my life Lonely am I, that I reach for a knife Lonely is this court room Lonely is my sentence So lonely am I that I ask for repentance.
Have U Ever
have you ever lived my life? spent one minute in my shoes? if you haven't then tell me why you judge me as you do? have you ever woken up in the morning wondering if this was last day on earth? have you ever left your house? unsure if you'd return? have you ever seen your friend get shot outside his favorite store? have you ever seen a friend die from drugs he never used beofore? have you ever sat beneath the stars hoping god will hear? have you ever seen your friend drive away after way too
Locked Away
Locked Away By Chris Lullabies and sad goodbyes are all I seem to find. Locked away inside my heart is the pain I hide from my mind. Life is cold, you aren't gold. So tell me how I'm worthy...of finding something better I threw away your letters. It made feel better. Erased the pain for a little while, I was able to smile. Cover up the bags underneath my eyes with sunglases twice their size. Sleep the years away, trying to ignore what they say. The pain it goes on, it never ends. Once upon a time I thought you were my friend. Guess you don't believe in keeping promises, I guess its one of my many losses. Brake away from the everyday. They spread rumors, their words likes tumors. They grow and spread while my heart feels like lead. It doesn't hurt as much as it used to. One upon a time it hurt bad. Their words and your face made me feel sad. I regret ever falling in love with you
Rating !!
I've rated #286 for's the first time I've ever rated !! *proud smile*
With just one smile With just one touch, With just one Kiss You dont have to say much. The words I love u Explain it all They'll do the magic And in love with you I'll fall. A deep look into your eyes will give it all away Together forever Is what they'll say. In your arms is where i wanna be I know for fact That you belong with me. So just keep me close and hold me tight Make this moment perfect Just make it right. Just whisper the words I Love you in my ear For the rest of my life Thats ALL i wanna hear. The words I Love You will explain how i feel So lets live THE DREAM and make it real.
What am i supposed to do, When my words wont come out? All i want to say is i love you. You tell me you love me, You get no response, And a smile is all you see. I cant get my thoughts out, My mouth wont tell you what i want to say. When i don't tell you, i see you start to doubt. But all i want to do is tell you everyday. I have no problems writing my thoughts, I i only had enough paper. But thats not what i want. You deserve much greater. Please don't think that i don't love you, Because i love you more than you could ever understand. Because believe me baby, I really do love you.
I'm A Father
My little girl is Almost three months old she's getting so big. I'm a happy father tis I am.
Sometimes It Hurts
Dont know how this would sound as a song. Wrote it as a poem. But then the music and rythm started playing in my head and am now looking for someone to help make it a Yeah, based on real, and recent events. The person this is pointed to knows what I mean by the pictures comming down. Your pictures came down today I took your pictures from the wall I didnt know that we would fall When the heart ache came to me I just could clearly see There was no reason to have had them there We were in a bad way from the start. Another man held your heart I fought the best I could and I knew that I would lose right from the start But I fought any how, I gave it my best, I held you to my chest and still it wasnt good enough One day you disappeared on me. You said you couldnt see the forest from the trees I told you from the start that I would never leave you cold but then I was the one that was left alone Your pictures came down today And I looked to the sky
Dear Alicia,
Dear Alicia No you are not Broken tussled a bit in the fray Ruffled around the edges but you are of Good Stock and faired well No you are not broken your heart may swell and ache as momentary dissatisfaction occurs with this latest predictament--Simply a minor setback though, nothing to impede your way and you have a ways yet to go. The veil was lifted and the Bare Bones of Human Existence Revealed, its very nature, Exposed The frailty of one's self. A sight you had yet not seen. Frightening images of Good & Evil played across your mental stage. Awkward. God alone stood so calmly, so brillantly, so beautifully when you could not rely on the certainty of your own senses You Remain because he held you your name was Raised up unsilent prayers. Now you can triumphantly proclaim I am whole, Shaken yet withstanding and No, No Lord I was Never Broken.
By Booboo
YES SHE DID!! Shes hosting a Happy Hour at 11:00 p.m. Fubar time.. For those on the east coast thats 2:00 a.m. She worked hard too get this Happy Hour stop by and show her some love. She's always showing everyone love in helping them either bomb or level now lets take sometime and show her love. lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar Please Repost (repost of original by '♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.' on '2008-02-15 19:15:14')
This Is One By My Sis
This is one by my sis. Current mood: mellow One Woman By: Kimberly Colton I admittedly was feeling WEAK one day When my God spoke to me in his own quiet way His voice rang clear as I felt his words say "One Woman" Raped, kicked, degraded and used Looking for love but often abused Broken battered defeated and wronged Left feeling powerless and alone His words again flowed through me as a gentle breeze And his overwhelming grace granted me the words' meaning "One Woman" again I felt his voice say, One woman tasted forbidden fruit indugled her mate and forever changed the destiny of man. One woman cut the locks of Samson's blessed mane and made the strongest man weak. One woman danced a dance of seduction and left John the baptist without his head. One woman's name became synomynous for whore throughout times ancient and modern as the word Jezebel still carries its own dark meaning One woman and Satan One woman was a virgin, visited by a messenger of good
Odds And Ends
true very true 1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
Teasin Biggr Grls
Hi my name is Vickie and I am a bigger girl but i dont understand y ppl make fun of bigger girls i mean every one says that they are insucure bout themselves but you know it really hurts ppl and its just freakin retarded plz comment thx
Just wanted to say thanks for all the thoughts and prayers sent my family's way this week for my Granny. I really truly appreciate it. Coming to grips with the reality that the grandparents are seriously seniors is a hard thing to deal with. She's at home now sleeping and comfy.. Soo... Thanks again.... I should be back to my normal moody less mushy teary eyed self next week.. I promise. Peace, Love and Reacharounds, Fxy.
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0: I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE). II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some peoples crap turns out to be nicer than yours. III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention. V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get. The crap will be shipped via SmartPost, the crappiest shipping method available to us.
This Is What I Am
Take the What Mixed Drink Are You Quiz at!Make Your Own Quiz
Marijuana Aka Cannabis Satival!
3 Million people use cannabis every year in the United Kingdom alone. Any businessman will tell you that's one hell of a healthy market. Unfortunately for users, the little matter of its illegality in almost all of the world's nations means that hashish and marijuana is still relatively difficult to get hold of. Today's globally-mobile culture has forced a lot of us to spend less time in the same place, so finding a reliable supplier is a conundrum which we have all faced at one time or another. Venture into the streets, and you're liable to be sold a bag of kitchen herbs or a chunk of wood, or worse still, get robbed outright or even arrested. Ask around too much and you might attract the wrong type of attention. But the enormous advances in technology over the last few years have not gone unnoticed by the stoners who seek a solution to these problems. Growers and suppliers have been turning to the world's biggest high-street, the internet, to peddle their wares, and the consumers
New Site Location
HI all. I'm trying out this new social site. Come find me there if you like.
What Girls Want
When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass because she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and don't let go ] When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she likes you [ she really does mor
Cause I Was Tagged, Lol
1. I graduated a year early from highschool to enlist in the Marines. 2. I collect Faeries. 3. My favorite color is purple. 4. I love Gregorian Chant...I find it very relaxing. 5. I used to bite my nails. 6. I love to sing. 7. I have always wanted to visit Ireland. 8. I am a published poet. 9. I cry over sad movies..that's right, I'm a sap, lol! 10. I was named after one of my mother's best friends.
Tag You're It !
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I AM A GEMINI 2.MY FAVOITE COLOR IS BLACK 3.I LOVE MY FIANCE WITH ALL OF MY HEART 4.MY MOM MEANS THE WORLD TO ME 5.MY BEST FRIEND IS MY DOG DALTON 6.I LOVE WATCHING CARTOONS 7.I WILL PROTECT MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS AT ANY COST 8.I'M A SMOKER 9HATE SEEING LITTLE CHILDREN BEING HURT IN ANY WAY 10.MY FAMILY IS MY LIFE I TAGGED: TULSA'S ANGEL SweetBabyGirl 'WOLF' RockinRebel Blue Rose
Im A Troop
im a troop, doing what i have to do to keep what i treasure free from the so-called bad men. those who wish to trash me for being what i am then i have two letters for u.......F AND U......Update on 17 May 2009....News Flash...Im still a troop but now I carry handcuffs and a gun but not the one between my legs, lol. I am still doing the do for my uncle sam and the good ol USA. So if u still wish to trash me , do so but at ur own friggin risk!!!!!! I am now armed with the knowledge and the skills to KNOCK ....YOU....OUT!!!!!
About Me
OK I really don't like to do these about me things because 95% of the time no one reads it anyway BUT...I am going to put something you should know about me. I am 100% real I don't like games I HATE liars, I am who I am if you like me you'll grow to love me if not then guess you're gonna hate me because I don't make apologies for who I am. I am very honest and loyal to my friends, you r/f/a me great I'll do my best to return all love given me, but I'm only one person and can only do so much. Some guy got mad because I only rated one of his photos when he rated like 8 of mine. I do my best to return the same amount of love or more that is shown to but sometimes I am busy and just don't have the time to do it all. Anyway he got an attitude about blocked came back on a bogus name and rated me and a couple of my photos 2,3,4 wow that hurt...NOT I still got points & I posted a bulletin letting my friends know so they wouldn't have to deal with his stupidity. This is a website it's
ok, so i go to a dance tonight. nothing major just a valentine thing. of course, i think i am the only single girl there. there are a few single guys there. why does the single guys ask everyone else to dance. am i that ugly or something that i guess that i just don't see. oh well, that is life.
Fortune Cookie
"You must look into people as well as at them."
am in contest til friday, feb 29th. help a girl out...need 10,000 points. rates = 5 points each, coments = 1 point each click on the picture below luv ya!!!
Diaries Of Theinkfreak 02-15-08
The silence consumes me from within. Staring with the heart, Feasting on my soul, Devouring My life.
Minor Surgery
ok. so for those of you that dont know, im not feeling too great right now. a few days ago i went into the emergency room because my face was really swollen and hurt ALOT. they said i have a staph infection. which really really sucks. they gave me pain meds and antibiotics. bleh. the tabs didnt work too well. :( well today i woke up and my face was even more swollen than it had been. it hurt a lot more and was just getting worse and worse. i decided to go back to the emergency room. thank god they decided to "fix" it. but they had to do a minor surgery to do that. it got worse than it should have in just a few days. nonetheless, im in a little bit less pain for right now. i wont be goin out for a while. lol. thats for sure. im just hoping that they dont have to do anything else to it. i passed out when they were working on it. the pain was super intense. anywho. for those who care ill keep yall updated on whats goin on. Crystyn ♥
Read This!!!
I'm completely taken!!! I have a bf and a gf! All I'm looking for is friends! My heart belongs to two wonderful ppl!!
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Im Aquarius 2) I Love My Husband To Death 3) I Love Making Graphics 4)I'm Alot Different Then Most Girls In Society 5) Im Addicted To Fubar 6) My Friends Mean Alot To Me 7) I'M FU Owned By Dj Fabulous 8) My Best Friends Are Crystal & Broken Romeo 9) I Own A Puppy 10) My Mom Is My Life I Tagged Wolf & Purest
Saddness Within Her Eyes
she is so sad and confused yet i dont know what to do i know what she is going thro right now but still i cant seem to break thro that wall she has built up she is so sad i know i can see it in the way she types yet there is nothing i can do this must be something she faces all alone no one can tell her what to do even if we all want to i want her not to hurt or be sad but that is life sometimes you got to fugure it out all by yourself even if sometimes you might need help know that i am here with my loving words that will hopefully dry all the tears from your beautful face never will you be alone hun i will always be here never will you have to look very far for a friend to sit and talk to i am here and i wont leave you friends for a life time if i might say you can come to me when things bring you down i will be here for you i am always going to be around
Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to M
Since You're My Friend. 1. when you are sad - i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry idiot who made you that way. 2. when you are blue - i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. when you smile - i know you got laid. 4. when you are worried - i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be. 5. when your confused - i will use little words. 6. when your sick - stay the hell away from me till your better. 7. when you fall - i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 8. this is my oath . . . i pledge it to the end. "why?" you may ask? cause your my friend!
trying to do color and size.,dont waste your time.,lol
well today i had my surgury and they took out thr plate in my arm after almost nine years of constant pain. i pray its over and that i didnt loose the use of my hand which is a good possibility. but i hope not. lol
Long Distance Crushes(for Lack Of A Better Term)
Maybe Im just in the minority here but why is it that the coolest, hottest and most everything person lives like 7 plus hours away from you on here. Its very frustrating, I dont like it. Plus considering this person has "private" pics on another dudes page currently, that is a bit disturbing I guess... I guess this will have to be one of those cases where you have to suffer from a distance because you know that things will never materialize no matter how much you want them to, they usually 99% of the time dont....... Its very heartbreaking indeed!!! I reall y hate myself for living so far away quite honestly!!
i have sevral frineds in the military right now and sevral friends who have served in the military. i personally couldnt serve do to personal reasons. but i send all my support out to the troops who have served, are serving and will serve. these men and women are brave people who never get the true respect the deserve. i remember back on that horrible day of 9-11 how the world stopped. but for those brave men and women there lives where about to change. they stepped up to that front line and put there live in harms way so we could sleep at night. i knew a soldier the went over and came home to recover from injuries only complaining that he wanted to back over there for his fellow soldiers for they needed him as he needed them to be a united force agianst all evil that may come are way. so for there lives i could only get the biggest true AMERICAN FLAG that i could find. it is from Valley Forge, PA and made of cotton spannning 7 feet and reaching over 4 feet tall. it apears in m
Why Women Are Crabby...
Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a
Stop Playing Games
My Friend
a year ago today i was sitting at home when i got the shock of my life. i was watching the fox national news and saw that a friend of mine had shot and killed three people. i did not want to beleive this had happened but when the state police call you and ask you if your friend had tried to contact you it sinks in that it is true. if you knew this person you would have never beleived that this happend. he was one of the best friends i ever had.
Thinking Of You Till.......
Holley, You know I'm thinking of you, I can only relate my own experinces with what you are going thuough. but mine seam trivial to what you have been thru- but in some way I've been thru the place where your at - and this was me in one of my darkest hours - ************************** It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lo
Nascar Winners
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Bored So.....
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What would I do if the bf.. found out I was on here. Not so sure.. I kinda want him to find me.. and yet.. i am almost a little scared.. Should i tell him i am on here. or just keep it my little secret HHMMmmmm
21 Things
So, every so often I get one of these "Get to know you" surveys that ask a bunch of personal questions (see below for the latest one). I admit it's kind of cool to learn more about your friends, but maybe you should learn my NAME before you ask whether I would sleep with you... And half the questions are usually about what I think about you. Um, if we've never spoken, I'm probably not thinking about you at Having said all that, feel free to send me your answers! :D ------------------------------------ Subject: Let Have Some Fun....!!!!! Between us and only us whoever reads this I wanna know 21 things about you. Fill in all the blanks leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (inbox) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! send this back to me answered that's the whole point 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color? 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band: 7. Most Embarrassing Moment: 8. Are
Upon A Star
wishing upon a star not knowing where you are,no matter what it takes i will go see you that far,you are the candle everytime you smile,thats why i would walk more than a mile,i want to hold you near and it doesn't matter where.
Calling All Alaskains
Chillin In Ak@ fubar
More Me
So about 6 months ago, my site was closed down by the top dogs at Corporate, causing me to go look for another job. I wanted to stay where I was, but things weren't looking good - the high-tech jobs have mostly gone away, meaning I could stay if I was willing to work for about half what I was making. Then I got an offer to move back to the Portland, OR area. While the pay would be the same, the thought of going BACK to Portland was not good - I left there over 7 years ago because I was sick and tired of all the dreary, wet, gray days. Let me tell you I certainly wasn't looking forward to going back. So I've been back in the Portland area for right at 6 months and it's been wet, dreary, gray, etc...but not so much that I can't stand it. I guess I'll just have to continue to stick it out and see what a full year brings. Welcome me back, Portland!!
To The One I Loved
Green Day "Platypus (I Hate You)" Your rise and fall Back up against the wall What goes around is coming back and haunting you It's time to quit Cause you ain't worth the shit Under my shoes or the piss on the ground No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you Cause I hate you I heard you're sick Sucked on that cancer stick A throbbing tumor and a radiation high Shit out of luck And now your time is up It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY Red eye, code blue I'd like to strangle you And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down Head first into the ground I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
Just Me
Is it so bad to have a best friend who also happens to be male? I met my best friend when we were both3 years old. We have been inseparable since. Most ppl don't understand the relationship that we have. It goes wayyyyyyyyy beyond comprehension. It has never been and never will be physical or romantic. But he and I are always being accused of sleepig together, and lying about it. We have gone through this all through school. Everyone just assumes the worst. I love him very much, but he is more like a brother to me than anything else. He is my friend in the truest sense of the word. I just wish that others understood that.
Vinyl Sign Business
We are adding T-shirts to our vinyl sign business. So if you need decals, banners, yard signs, magnetic signs, or have an idea for something else, don't hesitate to contact us!
The Life Of Hammie
Good morning! 2/16/2008 09:30am I know, it looked like I fell from the globe. Its been busy here and then some. When we arrived, naturally we had boxes up the waazoo, and although that has slowed down, we still have some yet to do, once I get a place prepared. The first thing I needed to do was to rebuild the down stairs bathroom all the way to the ground literally. We were able to keep the tub, one cabinet, the commode and the counter top ( A really nice one!) but everything else floor, walls, ceiling, fixtures had to go. The gutter over the thing had not been cleaned in ages, a leak had developed, and everything rotted right out. Its spiffy now though! The house is nearly finished the heat has all been installed upstairs, and after trying several things in that massive old fire place, we have settled on a very old very WONDERFUL looking gas stove. The chimney needs lining before it can be used as a fireplace again, and since it h
It's The Real Thing Baby!!!
Anybody that knows me on here knows that I got burned real bad by David (~BLAST~) last year. I met him on here and believed all the stuff that he told me. I moved him down here to South Carolina to be with me. It turns out that about the only thing he was honest about was the basics about himself....height, eye get the idea. It took 3 months of being used by him (me supporting him while he did NOTHING) before I finally reached my limit and told him to get the hell out of my house. Now I am a girl who had alot to offer someone. I am willing to give you my last dollar if you need it. I have a big heart that has plenty of love to give. I could have given up after David but thank God I didn't. I met someone else on here and was willing to take the chance that he was what he said he was. Along comes Rodney. He came down from Michigan on the bus trip from hell and finally made it here in time to spend Valentines Day with me. He is everything he said he was online and mor
Weird And Wonderful......
David Lackey Sr
AS TIME GOES BY [This day and age we're living in Gives cause for apprehension With speed and new invention And things like fourth dimension. Yet we get a trifle weary With Mr. Einstein's theory. So we must get down to earth at times Relax relieve the tension And no matter what the progress Or what may yet be proved The simple facts of life are such They cannot be removed.] You must remember this A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh. The fundamental things apply As time goes by. And when two lovers woo They still say, "I love you." On that you can rely No matter what the future brings As time goes by. Moonlight and love songs Never out of date. Hearts full of passion Jealousy and hate. Woman needs man And man must have his mate That no one can deny. It's still the same old story A fight for love and glory A case of do or die. The world will always welcome lovers As time goes by. Oh yes, the world will al
Small Towns
SMALL TOWNS Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is. 1) You can name everyone you graduated with. 2) You know what 4-H means. 3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.) 4) You used to'drag'Main . 5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour. 6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you new which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't. 7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money? 8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to
Weekend Plans
Hi! Thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm visiting my 2 oldest daughters, Chelsea and Lindsay, this weekend in Annapolis and Baltimore, respectively. And ... as a few of you know, Chelsea is going to have a baby girl. Ella Hope is due sometime in May! Anyways, for at least 157 of my best fubar friends, I won't be leaving profile comments today or on Sunday. Hey ... don't worry ... I've got my laptop and I'll try to keep up with my bar tab. Have a great weekend. Cheers, Steve
This is for fuckers with long term memory loss. :s To make small text Words go here To make big words Words here Italics Words here Bold Words here Making & hearts ; (just rid of the spaces) Making & trade ; (again, rid the spaces) Making & # 9 7 3 3 ; (rid spaces) Making & # 9 7 3 4; (rid spaces) Moron ***Will add to it later***
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I feel so lonely I feel so blue I have got a problem I don't know what to do I don't have anyone to talk to don't have anyone to share this with it is hard to go through life without you I miss talking to you I miss our time together what am I going to do I know I can do this I have to have the strength to go on I have to have faith in myself in order to make it through I thought you would be there I was hoping you would be near I don't know if that is going to happen now I know I can do this I know I have the strength It is just I am so lonely I am just so blue Please give me a chance I did not do this on purpose I did not want this to happen Please understand I am just as scared as you are I just don't know what to do
My Dream I Had Last Night
ok guys here is the dream i had last night and you guys tell me what you think of it i thought it was weird as hell. I was standing in the street with like 9 other ppl. next thing i hear is a bunch of screaming and a bunch of ppl pail and all dressed like pharo's. there had to be 50 to 100 or more of these things. I think they were daywalkers (if you all dont know what daywalkers are they are vampires that walk during the daytime) well me and the ppl i was with we all hid behind a wall so these things couldnt see us at all. well as these things got closer we all ran into a school and hid in the halls the next thing we knew these things were coming into the school killing everyone well me and the ppl i was with happen to be hiding by a class the next thing we know a teacher come out told us to put our hands over our head i guess to hide our faces. well the next thing i know i poped up and looked i saw these things coming and i told the ppl i was with we need to get out of here.
What's Your Sign ?
It was about 1 in the morning. I was making my rounds to the clubs a little late tonight. I was not in the mood to be out but I had to check on every one. When I walked into the the last club, there you were! Bent over the pool table getting ready to take your shot. Mmmmm, you looked so good bent over the table like that. I immediatly thought of you naked with me behind you slowly entering you. I felt my hard on start and needed to look away. But I knew I had to have you, tonight. My manager came right over to say hi, back to business.... A few of the employees came over to me as well as some customers. You took notice of how every one was making their way over to me. I was watching you out of the corner of my eye, I think you noticed that as well. Like a good owner, I walked over to your group and introduced my self to everyone there. When I got to you I made sure to keep eye contact and when our hands met I felt myself getting hard again. I got the waitress to get a
Fubar Staff
I've recently had the pleasure of interacting with a very decent guy who also happens to be a Bouncer. A friend of mine who has had some trouble navigating fubar and understanding some of it's requirements spoke to me this morning. She raved about a very nice man, Sgt. Tex, who went out of his way to answer her questions and make her feel welcome here. He didn't have to go out of his way. He could have answered whatever question she had and moved on, but he took the time to recognize that she is a person and made her feel special because he truly made her his only priority at that point in time. I've held a similar job on a different site and all too often you get slammed for the bad aspects of the job and never acknowledged for the good that you do. The bouncers are easy to make fun of and pick on, but if you can then the next time you see a bouncer take a second, say hello and thank them for the great job they do in keeping fubar a fun and enjoyable place to be. Sgt Tex, my ha
i went to bed with nothing on my mind- then sometime during the night, you crept in and filled my dreams. when i awoke, you'd left me, but the images of your caresses covered my skin in softness. the dreams of your kisses touched my lips tenderly. almost as if you'd never left- almost as if you'd truly been here- almost as if we'd once been lovers- almost.
What The Heart What But Can't Have
so does your heart want something that it can't have? everyone just want someone for them and to have a good life with but we find that to be so hard. why is that? just go for what you want and dont give up until you have it! peace out for know. later!
Why are men such idiots? Why are girls such sluts?!?! Ughhh... I'm starting to realize, sex REALLY is all men care about. period. I'm so sick of men talking to me like I'm a piece of meat. "What size are your tits?"... "I'd fuck ya"... "I'm horny..." UGH!!! It's sooo annoying! And girls... do you really have no more respect for yourself than to put up naked pictures for every one to see?!?! I mean, come on, at least make 'em work for it! I'm so sick of fake people. That's basically all there is to it.
How come when you catch someone in a lie they continue to add to the lie?? If you give someone all the hints you know they are lying why wouldnt they just man up an come clean??
Thank You All The Vote Is In!!
Thank you to all who have voted and commented on my Mumm Slim Vs BBW....the vote is now in.....THE BBW'S HAVE WON IT YET AGAIN!!!! Its good to see that some out there prefer BBW's to slim women....thanks all for your votes and comments!
Thank You
i just want to thank everyone that helped me on my quest to become godfather every single one of you rocks!!!! all of my friends are just amazing
The Dark Tower
The Dark Tower Hile, Folken, I'm going to be writing up a synopsis on Stephen King's epic series, The Dark Tower. This will be just a brief pass to help those unfamiliar with the series to get an idea of the events of the story and how certain aspects inspired the creation of our little Ka-tet here from the examples set forth by Dinh Roland Deschaine of Gilead, New Canaan and last of the old gunslingers and the Dinh of the new. This is simply to help show the connections as well as show homage to a wonderfully written series that spans multiple worlds and titles, though this particular set will be about 7 "official" titles and none of the comic or secondary titles as yet. I hope you enjoy the knowledge set forth here as well as the story itself.Long days and pleasant nights, -Raven Lonewolf,Dinh of the Ka-tet of Forty and Five and Owner of the Dark Tower Lounge The Dark Tower The Dark Tower Tet Contents
Freedom 4 Love
dear friends here i am writting a famouus malayalam poem. this is one of the most popular poem in kerala. in this poem the auther telling his feeling of love and he says about his lover and her attitude of his love . it was a realistic one so we can feel how he loved that girl . may be nobody give this much of love to their valentine. we can at the end of this poem he gave wedding wishes for his valentine .so he gave the name of this poem as "fall winter" FALL WINTER ninakkayi sakhi ekunnu njani vishadha chinthathan mankudeeram sneham thulumpichirikkum nin mizhi conil innumen rupamundo piriyuvananengil enthinu namme vazhitharayil kandumutty ennile snehavum ekantha chinthathan thoovalum kozhinjuvenno? ennu neyen manamam sarasil cheru thirayayi punarjanikkum annu njana ninavam pulariyil sneha maralamayittu ninnarukiletham enkilum thozhy ninnormayil njanilla enkilum sakhi ninakkayi en hrudhaya noopura dhwani chilam
Fun Whilst Clothed Xxx
This is what I do for fun at weekends when I am not drinking or having fun elsewhere
Drinking Fault Finder
Drinking fault finder A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Bar blurred. Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Bar
Yahoo Messanger
I am on Yahoo messanger if anybody wants to chat
Ok, here's the deal... you get one free question to me. Anything you want me answer, I will, just send it to me in a private message. But here's the catch... I get to ask YOU something in return. So if you're afraid of what I may ask, then I suggest you ignore this post... ;-)
Kelly Pavlik (bio)
KELLY PAVLIK Fighter Bio At the age of 25, Kelly is a seven-year pro. The top contender at 160 pounds, he has stayed active in the ring, made steady progress, and is coming into his prime. He scored the biggest win of his career in his last fight on May 19, a decisive seventh-round TKO against Edison Miranda. The fight was a WBC world title eliminator to determine the mandatory challenger at middleweight - Kelly was ranked WBC No. 1 going in, Miranda No. 2 - and was co-featured on the same card with WBC-WBO and The Ring's world champion Jermain Taylor's title defense against Cory Spinks. Kelly gave a sensational performance and stole the show. After the fight, HBO analyst Larry Merchant said, "The night belongs to Kelly Pavlik. Maybe the future belongs to Kelly Pavlik. And now we have a build up to a fight with Taylor that would be huge, huge, huge." Dan Rafael of reported from ringside, "Expectations for the Pavlik-Miranda eliminator ran high, and they
Yes another event. Kenny Bernstein and I and the Monster Energy Pit Crew on one of the Pro Qualifying Days before the Finals. We kicked back in The VIP Monster Club right next to the Pit Crew. Here is a small vid I made. NHRA Finals to My Profile | More Videos
My Thoughts
so you say im just a friend and thats all ill be...ill find the one that will be right for me...together well be happy, but not as friends but lovers... every time i try harder it doesn't do any good...they just throw me out like day old food...that feeling of aloneness tears my heart..which some people will never know... the truth is im alone....single...and unhappy...and theres not much people can say or do to change that...but bring me down more...when it comes down to it...there is no thing in this world called friends.. just people acting to give a shit and speak words they do not back therefore people are not worth my time in explaining my life...its pointless to describe someone the things ive been through when they themselves do not have my trust friends are not important to is what matters...they are the only ones that have a chance in guidance in life...since they seem to know me more than anyone yet they have no inclination of the things that go on in
True Love
Until August of last year if you would've asked me I would've told you that people who meet on the internet and end up starting a relationship are all crazy. Then on August third I found a picture of this beautiful girl sitting on some rocks in front of a waterfall. I left her an ordinary comment about loving the sound of flowing water (not expecting any kind of response) and the next thing i knew we were talking for about ten or twelve hours a day! well the more we talked the more we began to realize how much alike we are. After about a month we decided to take the next step and meet in person. so here I was flying across the country to meet someone i had never been able to look in the eye. I dare say I've never been so nervous in my life, about half way there I started thinking I must be crazy, what was I doing! I can't begin to explain the feeling I had when that plane landed in Utah. But as soon as I crested that escalator and saw her standing there I was a little more at ease, and
~i Am~
I'm Beautiful, & I'm Kind, I speak what's on my mind, I'm precious & I'm sweet, Please don't walk all over me, I'm funny & I'm smart, I won't let you break my heart, I'm everything I want to be! But...I'm not anyone except for me, I like to laugh & I love to smile, I'd like it if you'd stick around for awhile, I've been hurt but...I'm not broken,. There's too many words I've left unspoken
why oh why must i buy u ladies a drink? i buy i buY, just to get u drunk i think? wishing youd pass out so can drink the drink i bought. y oh y ladies wont u think. my ass would also like a drink!
Just wondering if anyone out there in fu land has the same feelings I do. dont anyone other than me find it amazing how you meet someone whether its male or female an chat back and forth and have chemistry going with each other then poof out of nowhere you get hit with I have found someone else and we really connected. is it wrong to find that disrespectful toi put time effort and focus and energy into someone for them to turn around and say hey ya know I like you we have a lot in common but i found someone else PLEASE some explain that to me
Laughing At Em..
Is it human nature to do the things we do? I mean we water and fertilize our lawn just to moan and groan cause we have to mow once or twice a week. We buid 60 story buildings on fault lines. Cars are made to reach speeds of 100+ miles per hour only to be driven on roads with 70 miles per hour limit which should be driven at 55 mph due to the poor maintanence. We have all these fast food places, complain if we are not served in under 40 seconds and then whine cause the majority of us are over weight. Texting has become so popular that we are loosing sight of elocution and punctuation. We spend the majority of our time online and wonder why we have no actual friends. I will add more to this later they pop into my head.......
Well Whatever
so you know i have been having all kinds of problems, especially with my ex bf and soon to be ex hubby.... here's an update on the ex bf situation, lmao I broke up with craig when one of his best friends called me and let me know he was screwing his ex down in myrtle beach, yada yada yada... and everyonce in a while he talks me into seeing him... he told me he wanted to take me to gatlinburg, tn, for valentine's day... then it got pushed to the weekend, and i never really committed to going, just kinda kept avoiding the subject cause i was a little torn about it. well seeing as he is not my bf anymore, of course i went out a few times... last night too. he called while i was getting ready and said that he decided not to work all night and to hang out with me, i told him i had other plans, and he asked what then i told him i had a date... that i couldn't lie like he does (and i was hoping it would push him away... thought it was working there for a while) oh he flew off th
Stop Child Abuse
Increased awareness of abuse It's important we get the facts about child abuse, so we're aware of the dangers and can protect our children, but it's just as vital we don't panic and overprotect them. Types of abuse There are four main types of abuse: Physical - when parents or other adults deliberately injure a child or do nothing to prevent it. This not only includes physical violence but also giving children alcohol or drugs. The most serious cases can result in brain damage and even death. Emotional - when parents continuously fail to show love and affection to a child. This might include sarcasm, threats, criticism, yelling and taunting. The effects are serious and long-lasting. Neglect - when parents fail to meet a child's basic needs for food, warmth, clothing or medical attention. Neglected children may be very withdrawn or very aggressive, and can develop health problems or have difficulty coping at school. Sexual - when an adult, or sometimes an older child, uses a
Tragedy At Northern Illinois Campus
NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY TRAGEDY Text Image Generator " My Condolence for those We lost, Yes! That this happened in our community, at Northern, in a classroom to those who had it all before them...among those we hope with our future. Just Horrible - those stopped in their travel. It's left to the rest to carry them in spirit, unforgetful yet we must lay them down, move on past this time and that eventful place. They're at rest though we can not. Yes, we hurt. It Hurts. And so it should... " It is hard to believe this can happen in our community. My prayers go out to the students, their families, staff, law enforcement, and medical personnel involved. My oldest son is a student at NIU who thankfully was not near the shooting. NIU's response gives me confidence that they are there for our students. " " My heart and prayers go out to all of the NIU community. This was a major shock and all one can do is cry. I was so glad later this evening to hear from my NIU friends.
Dragon Coaster
Come ride the Dragon Coaster, See Bulletin and go to this page listed below.
Someone wanna tell me why a guy will set his sights on you then dis you and break your heart? I didn't go looking for you, you came looking for me. I realize most guys on here are just looking for sex and could care less about anything else, but are you really that heartless? I may not be Miss America but I DO have a heart, and I'm tired of you pieces of crap breaking it. Why don't you just leave me alone. I'd rather be alone than have you keep sh**tng on me. I don't want your nasty pics or to cyber with you. Don't fan me or send me a friend request. Don't leave me a profile comment or tell me how beautiful or sexy I am, cuz you're lying through your teeth. Just igonore me and pretend I don't exist. I would rather be alone forever than hear your stupid bullsh*t anymore, ok? If you're looking for someone to make you smile or feel good I'm here otherwise LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE OK?
Well Whatever
so you know i have been having all kinds of problems, especially with my ex bf and soon to be ex hubby.... here's an update on the ex bf situation, lmao I broke up with craig when one of his best friends called me and let me know he was screwing his ex down in myrtle beach, yada yada yada... and everyonce in a while he talks me into seeing him... he told me he wanted to take me to gatlinburg, tn, for valentine's day... then it got pushed to the weekend, and i never really committed to going, just kinda kept avoiding the subject cause i was a little torn about it. well seeing as he is not my bf anymore, of course i went out a few times... last night too. he called while i was getting ready and said that he decided not to work all night and to hang out with me, i told him i had other plans, and he asked what then i told him i had a date... that i couldn't lie like he does (and i was hoping it would push him away... thought it was working there for a while) oh he flew off the
Well its time to sort the disciples into teams... The teams they were sorted into was determined by the order of they put in there applications... So we can sort them out evenly... so with out further delay... Lets get to the sorting... but please read the whole thing for there is important information at the bottom of the blog for our new Disciples... this week there is only 4 new disciples Team Lust Though the least deadly of the sins... it is by far the most popular... Team Lust is ran by ManlyMans Sex Slave... One of my closest friends... and to her I assign this Disicple... of... Nimphodite bisexual goddess@ fubar Team Gluttony Though one of the less popular... It is run by a very strong member of the group... Crystal is one person I see that is very active on Fubar and I am very happy to have her... and to her I assign as a Disciple... Snow(Gluttony, your friendly jester.) What is your sin?@ fubar Team Sloth Shortly after becoming our Sloth Sin... Angelface was
Boyfriend Application
Send it back if you think you could get the job... BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospital
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Please Help My Friend
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Read If You Think You Are A Man - And Ladies - Read And Enjoy
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do me
Live Cam On My Page
Hi i just wanna let everyone know that i have a cam on my profile page and also in my see you all there oh yeah here is the lounge link or go to my lounges on my page and click 2nd lounge hugs see ya there!!!!!
Gangstermind New rounds starting often. Come play some gangster games ;)
It's Late at night and I stand on my front porch sipping some hot tea. I set my tea down and put my coot on as the breeze terns in to a cold winter wind.I look up and watch as the moon gets masked buy clods . I Pick up my drink and take another sip from it. As I think to my self its a good night for snow. My mind drift off. To memories almost long forgot. A voice from a loved whispers in my mind. Tell me that they miss me and jogging old memories of them back to life make cry cause you miss them so much. But at the same time make you smile and laugh. As the memories get stronger and stronger you can feel and smell everything as if it was just happing for the first time. You can feel the mid summers sun betting down on you as your walking the the park with Jen as you stop for a secant to pick a flow and put in her hear that you know she like she laugh and ask why I picked her such a beautiful flower for her, I said " Because I know you like that flower"( as she take the flower from b
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Dumb Mumms
Whipped --Owner... (Depressed) F, 21 Canada Puppy created @ 2008-02-16 17:11:43 -- expires in: 23 hr [EVERYONE] This MUMM was posted by a fubarian--it has to be the most incoherent illiterate piece of non-writing I have ever encountered!!!! Puppy Ok So if you bought a puppy from a breeder that bred dogs for like 15 years and the person that bought the dog leg breakes from jumping off a futon! and they let it outside to go down the stairs with a cast on its leg and It brakes its other leg. And they call the humane Society on them saying they never fed the puppy enough malnutrition ... saying it was the breeders fault the dog's legs broke because of this... What do you think the breeders fault or the new owners fault? And so you know i know the breeder and she does take good care of her dogs. I just wanna know If you guys agree. 17 votes 87 views 10 comments Breeders Fault ** OR ** New owners Fault
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 14) I may not be the best lookin' guy in
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Random Nonsensicle Babble
Buy This chick a shamrock! And I'll Give ya somethin special in return ☠ DJ Lil Goth Angel ☠@ Darkness Falls Radio@ fubar She Doesnt know I'm doing this yet (she will when she sees this bulliten) but buy her personalized shamrocks from Heartistic Soul(Link Below): Heartistic Soul@ fubar and show her she's loved. I'm sure she's dropped by your page when you've needed help leveling because thats just how she is. She loves helping but never asks for it herself. Please show her some love! She returns it all. Just send the following info along with the shamrock orders to Heartistic Soul and help gothy win this contest! It would mean the world to me to see her get something nice for once! Fubar Name:DJ Lil Goth Angel Fubar ID: 458731 Fubar URL: this pimpout brought to you by 3thϒ@ fubar (repost of original by '3thϒ' on '2008-02-16 14:24:03') (repost of original by '☠ DJ Lil Goth Angel
Sex Facts
The Facts About Sex 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the
Me Again!
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This Life Of Mine 25
I think my knees are finally getting a little better. It has been a week since I was disco dancing the night away! lol I can't believe they hurt after a week still! I wonder what I was doing while I was dancing? Usually just sore for a couple of days but never this long! Note to self: Don't drink and dance! We went to Costco a little while ago and spent almost $400!!!! That place is very hard to come out of without spending at least $200, usually more. We bought a lot of meat though and we shrink wrapped it to freeze it. But OUCH! I am not sure where the money went to? I did manage to pick out some very pretty pink roses that I was supposed to get the other day! Sad that I had to buy them for myself but damn it, I deserve them! ;) Right? I think Peter is not leaving for the cabin until the morning and just going up there and turning around Monday to come back. Hopefully the boys go with him. They complain about going but love it once they are there. I need a quiet
No Good ...
I never feared the unexpected Till I found myself in this peculiar place Unaware of where I was headed Turns out it was your footsteps I had chased Well I should know so much better than this But you've occupied the center of my universe I'm moving in reverse Under your mighty curse I hate myself for loving you I turn my head away But my heart will remain Till the day I learn you're no good for me It's illogical and it's outrageous The way I let you keep me hanging on Your character is that contagious I know I should have thought before I had done I've gone and let my impulse be my guide And on that note, I'll be defenseless for some time Hey you there, keep your distance Don't you come around here Don't test my patience baby Cause I ain't gonna let you off easy
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Devil In Me
Far in the distance This is the view from the other side How did I let this pass me by? Took me for granted Planted thorns in this garden of mine What are the chances? My hope has died Please have mercy You've unnerved me I don't deserve this pain So don't break my heart, I ain't never done nothing to deserve this I'm torn apart You've had your fun, do you suppose I earned it? Do you not see how I'm begging on my knees? Don't speak, don't breathe, You bring out the devil in me Thinking it over Those were days dark as ebony nights The end of October seemed like a lifetime I had a suspicion But didn't want to believe you a liar You had a mission to prove me right You took my trust Ground it to dust Found out I knew better And I don't wanna feel the pain And I don't want another day Shackled to your ball and chain You're entirely to blame And I'm so tired of explaining The sensation of no Novocain I don't have a prayer if There is
Okay Question...really
I work for an ENT specialist...well I have worked in the medical field most of my life. I have dealt with alot of different people. People of different ages, races, creed and color. From Geriatric to Pediatric, Black to White, Jew to get the point. Here is my question then. I noticed something today...if a foreigner comes into our office and doesn't completley understand the language I notice I sllllllloooowwww myyyy speeeeeccchhhhh patttteeerrrnnn doooowwwnnnn and SPEAK ALOT LOUDER an-nun-ci-at-ing ev-er-y con-son-ant. Why is that! I'm not the only one. Think about it...when you go to the local 7-11 and get a slushy and ask the person behind the counter for a pack of your favorite cigarettes and they look at you like a Deer caught in headlights..... what do YOU do. So kiddies I guess what I'm saying is let's be more considerate of our foreign friends and neighbors....remember Dumbass in English is the same as DUMMMMMBBBB-ASSSSS. Mind you some of my dearest friends
Centralizing My Blogs
Okay it is not totally over yet. But a lovely time to reflect. Well let's see...I started out the year with all good intentions... bought a membership to Curves for one year and went they have been charging me ever since. Dumbass! Quit the highest paying job I ever had because the woman I worked for was it was the highest stress driven job I ever had also. Now I have a job that does not pay as much but it is much more laid off? In someways yes in others no. I have no holiday pay here or vacation pay. Thus if I don't work I don't get paid. Thanksgiving's check just about KILLED me. Thank goodness I have another job to keep me afloat right now. Just barely mind you but atleast my head is above water...well my nose atleast. My car took a crap on me and I didn't have the money to get it fixed so I got refinanced for another car that has basically in all intense purposes doubled my car payment. Again the other reason I got this other job. Rick's grand
Things I Will Help You With.
hey guys, i realize tht many people can make bulletins and comment bomb for you. but i am looking to actually work for my fu bucks. if you need a bulletin and not sure how to make one ask me. simple bulletin you must keep it up 1,000 fu bucks (not responsible for reposting) 5,000 if you want me to repost it for a week for you bulletin with music and no repost 5,000 fu bucks 10,000 if you want me to repost for you on a daily basis. i will pimpout all that ask.(cost of pimpout is the same as bulletins).just let me know what you want and i will do what i can to give it to you are no charge for the bulletin. as for as bombing goes i will help all that help me. rate all my pics and stash and i will give you 5,000 pic comments on any contest. i will not play favorites all my fubar friends are equal. plz message me when you are finished rating my pics and i will give you the comments..... i also sell my 11's if you want them it will cost you 10,000 fubucks. message me
Okay I Think I Can Talk About It Now
I have always been the kind of person that if anything traumatic or remotely traumatic happens to be I have to wait a couple of days for the shock to wear off before I can really talk openly about it with everyone. Always been that way, probably always will. Okay this happened a couple of days ago and really only told 2 people about it so now I'm telling anyone who remotely scenario... I go to work, park in the parking lot, decide to walk over to the whole sale food place to pick up a couple of you have to cross a very busy intersection known as State Rd 123 in order to get to this place. 4 lanes of cars in an extremmmmmmmly small town called Vienna... Imagine Mayberry meets downtown Chicago get the idea. Not to worry though. There is a stop light in the middle of the nowhere for pedestrians to cross. The reason I say in the middle of nowhere is because it is halfway through the block. There used to be an old railway station that they ripped up
Love Hurts And Im Tired..
Everytime you trust your heart in someones hands.. they crush it.. and it is amazing all the things someone can say and do, but never mean it (atleast not to you) My heart died when I lost my baby girl, my heart shatterd when my marriage fell apart.. but now somehow you have seemed to slip in and decieve me to belive in love .. as if it still existed. and my heart is lying on the ground.. and this time I am leaving it there .. I am walking away.
Am I The Only One Who Thinks Of This Stuff?
Okay I don't know about you but working in a medical facility and for an ear, nose and throat doctor occasionally we will get operator telephone assisted calls. If you don't know what this is an operator will be on the other end saying..."this is operator 2457 and I have a relay call from "Mr. So and so" please hold for message....then they will type to the deaf person the deaf person types back to the operator and the operator relays the message to you, but when she does she is so blahsay about it and almost monitone and when she is done reading the type she will say..."over" meaning they are done and you should respond. They have done a few bits on Howard Stern with this idea. But I was thinking...OMG what if someone wanted to call a sex chat line and were deaf! Could you imagine! The funny part is the operator must relay anything typed or said! I bet those operators have some great stories! hmmmmm wonder if any of them have a blog ;)
Never Again!
Okay I\'m only gonna say this once. I\'m a thrifty kind of person when it comes to buying clothes and shoes. Discount, Sales, Clearance, K-mart, Walmart and any other Marts out there. And if you live in the right place there is a wonderful concept called Consignment shoppes. These shops are where people bring in their unwanted shoes, clothes and other apparels to resell at much cheaper prices and possible get a small portion of money for anyone who buys it. Brilliant Idea huh?! Most times yes. But I have learned through painful experience do NOT , I repeat NOT, buy shoes from these places. Think about it these people gave their shoes away for a reason! First and foremost because they are so damn uncomfortable after wearing them for any amount of time. Which brings me to another point, why as women do we do that to ourselves? We wear a great looking pair of shoes because they look good yet we have 3 inch blisters on our heals eventually walking in a sesspool of water and blood. *sighs*
How American Are You?
You Passed the US Citizenship Test Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?How patriotic are we anyway? Dare ya to take the test and post your results here. But onto my latest rant. You know I have always tried to be pretty much on the fence when it comes to politics. Confrontation has never been my bag. But I did vote in the last election... I would have bet my living soul that Bush would not win again. Good thing I didn't huh?! I have never been impressed with him. Repulican? Democrat? I really don't know what I am I just vote for the person I believe will try to come close to standing up for what I believe in and will represent the country well. I honestly believe that other countries view us as a joke now. Especially after Hurricane Katrina...I think whomever had a lot of free time on Paint Shop Pro said it best in these two pictures below...forgive my rudness because I really do care but this is just too funny not to sha
I'm Going To Be In A Auction Soon
Best Bod Contest
I went to the store yesterday and picked the smallest line to stand in. The checker was a nice young man who looked like he just got hit by the puberty stick. As I inched closer checking out the tabloid headlines (Come on who don't?) He says "Hello Ma'am and how are you today?" Ma'am!? Ma'am?! I suddenly flash back to my childhood sitting in a hard cold steel plastic seat of a shopping cart with my mother. Ma'am?! that is what they said to her! Not me! I was cute, sweet, lil angel! To top it all off I was buying beer in this order and he didn't even card me . You have to look atleast 28 in order to buy tobacco products or alcohol. I come home all depressed and defeated. Speak nothing of this to Rick...when Rick asks me "Ma'am can I....(he wanted me to do something, frankly after I heard Ma'am I totally blocked him out)" I said WHAT?! He says hon I am from the South it is a sign of respect and just the way we were raised. It kinda made me feel better. But I realize with everyday
Away Sick
Just wanted to take a minute and leave a quick update. Some of you have left comments and may be wondering why I didn't respond in kind. Contrary to some people's belief it is not that I am an A-hole. Actually I just got out of the hospital this past Friday and am still sick. Suffice it to say that diabetes sucks! I will do my best to get back in touch with everybody asap!
Technology..we Have Come A Long Way
Technology has come a loooooooooong way from when I was a kid. Hell I remember when a simple See and Say kept me busy for hours. "The Cow says Moooooooooooooooooooooo" How did that thing work? It just facinated me that something so small had so many sounds in it and where the hell did that voice come from? Hell I'm thinking now who would record their voice for something like that and did they get any royalties for all those machines they made and distrubted? But I digress.... Now a days they have leapfrog pads for kids and hand held computers. Telephones...used to have cords and most people had what we called party lines. That is when you shared a phone line with others in your neighborhood to cut down on cost. And if you were real quiet you could listen to the local gossip by bitty ol ladies who had nothing better to do but talk about other peoples lifes. And when people called you and asked "Where are you!" You could officially give them their dumb ass sign because they called you
Just a ?, cuz mainly im bored out of my mind. But y do ex boyfriends still wanna control u when they dont have nothing to do with u? I had a good good friend lookin for me and he called my ex and asked 4 my number and he wouldnt let him have my number...and when i comfronted my ex about it..he said he didnt want me talkin to him ever again...that just pisses me off how they seem to not give crap bout us after we r over an when another guy wants to talk...its like thats the worst thing in the world and they say no us cant talk or see him at i can understand this if we was still going out...but we aint....i just dont understand...mayb some 1 on here can help me figure this out.
Gas Prices!
Yep it is time.... Man I swear can gas prices get any higher!? I know I should not be asking that but geez! But I think I know why.... I am a medical biller for those of you who did not know that but I do alot of calling to Insurance companies and third party payors to find out where my doctors dog gone money is. It is a daily game of idiots back and forth everyday...grueling I know but it pays the bills. I run an aging report every week and call on claims that have not been paid yet. I had one today that was suppose to be paid by the Royal Embassy of Saudia Arbia here in Washington DC. I call...ring ring and this recorded voice comes on the I'm used to this...but not in fucking arabic! So I wait...finally in English! I am prompted to enter "1" on my keypad I do so....ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring get the picture...finally someone picks up and says "HOLD PLEASE" and I'm placed on hold for 20 min...okay first of all you don't do that in
Gary Rawks!
I'm their Proud owner for a month...Needs his ownees to get some love back!!!! These are two of the nicest and most helpful people that you will find on Fubar!!! PLEASE SHOW THEM THE LOVE THEY DESERVE!!!!! If They are not a friend yet ... Please FAN/ADD/RATE LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~Fu-Owned By Gary@ fubar BooBoo Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar This pimpout brought too you by their Proud Ownwer: GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~R/L ENGAGED TO BooBoo~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO BooBoo~~OWNER OF LILBAMAGIRL@ fubar Please repost... (repost of original by 'GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~R/L ENGAGED TO BooBoo~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO BooBoo~~OWNER OF LILBAMAGIRL' on '2008-02-16 16:16:37')
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we havea wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a fewminutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE
As some of you know I grew up most of my life as an only child. Until my mother remarried. Then I got a step sister. Yeah she was older than I was, but only by a couple of years...and yes she was a pain in the ass most times. But we shared something in common. WE LOVED ROLLER COASTERS! I just recently added her to my Yahoo messenger and she told me that she spent the whole day in Dollywood riding roller coasters! Man those were the days! We even remembered a roller coaster. We once rode a roller coaster at Kings Island called the Screamin Demon...believe it or not we almost died on that back then was not a high priority. They eventually tore the ride down. We would wait in line for hours at a time talking to other people while we wait. Yet other older coasters just running to the deck to get on time and time again. Man that was the life! But it got me to thinking....isn't life like a roller coaster? The anticipation of good things to come living life day to day, dreami
My Reality
Until August of last year if you would've asked me I would've told you that people who meet on the internet and end up starting a relationship are all crazy. Then on August third I found a picture of this beautiful girl sitting on some rocks in front of a waterfall. I left her an ordinary comment about loving the sound of flowing water (not expecting any kind of response) and the next thing i knew we were talking for about ten or twelve hours a day! well the more we talked the more we began to realize how much alike we are. After about a month we decided to take the next step and meet in person. so here I was flying across the country to meet someone i had never been able to look in the eye. I dare say I've never been so nervous in my life, about half way there I started thinking I must be crazy, what was I doing! I can't begin to explain the feeling I had when that plane landed in Utah. But as soon as I crested that escalator and saw her standing there I was a little more at ease, and
Fallin In Love With A Younger Guy
im like so horny rite now it aint funny. i miss talking to my friend from missouri over the phone. the phone sex we have is so good it makes me want him more. i need a good fuck. aint had any sex since november getting tired of being alone. anyhow getting back to him. i just like him so much but cannot imagine if he's feeling what im feeling. it mite be a game to play over the phone.
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Just My Opinion
I was listening to NPR radio the other day on my way to work. There was a news story about a chaplain in the Navy who was being court marshalled for invoking the name of Jesus Christ in his prayers. Now wait a second.... Chaplain=Christianity...okay I'll break it down further for you...Chaplain by definition... chaplain n : a clergyman ministering to some institution Okay?! you say.... okay lets break it down further...definition of clergyman... cler‧gy‧man  /ˈklɜrdʒimən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[klur-jee-muhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -men. 1. a member of the clergy. 2. an ordained Christian minister. Notice how I bolded the word Christian. Okay as some of you might know or some of you might not know I really am no particular organized religion...but I have done ALOT of research on theology and I know that the main cornorstone for ANY Christian church is Jesus Christ.
It has been 6 months since my bestfriend has been passed away and I am still crying over her death. It is burning me on the inside. Of all people she had to be the one to go. The more and more I think about the things that we've done together while considering that we're like siblings. I get closer and closer I get to a conclusion. I wonder where she was buried so I may go and see her and no one will tell me. This whole thing saddens me because she was considered family to me, of all the battles that her and I had and of allthe things that we have been through together, I have never gotten to say goodbye to her neither did I ever get to say sorry for all the bad things that I have done to her. If there has been anyone on this earth that I trusted more to talk to other than my mom, it was her. I just can't believe that she had to go with a 2 year old daughter and a boyfriend that loved her aswell, along with her parents and her siblings the must have been devastated that she
Some One Save Me
my mom's surgery was the 15th of february and she came out of it successfully. she's out of ICU tonite and back into her hospital room. all we have to do now is hope she doesn't get an infection in her stitches. thanks to all on fubar for your support during this stressful time.
Fubar Help Quick Notes.
Many of you email me day in and day out about your MuMMs. I could spend all day turning back on MuMMs only for you to abuse them and loose them in an hour. Everyone MuMMs are a privilege. If you get them turned off, you are still able to make Friends MuMMs. Please read: MUMM Guidelines MUMM stands for Make Up My Mind. It is designed to be a platform to allow you to pose a question that has an A and B option. MUMMs are NOT designed to promote yourself or anyone else, gain points, advertise an event or commercialized product, or promote racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm against any group or individual. MUMMs must also NOT contain inappropriate conduct, phone numbers and contact information, nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter, nor can it provide links to adult websites. Any use of PHOTOS or VIDEOS posted in the MUMMs must be appropriate and relevant to that MUMM, or the MUMM will be deleted. MuMM comments must not contain NSFW or any inappropriate mate
Incest Could Lead To Jail Time
Perhaps it is because Danielle Heaney and Nick Cameron don't look in the least alike that they pass so easily for a pair of young lovers no different from any other. She is a petite, delicate, blue-eyed blonde, while he is a strapping young man with auburn hair and soft brown eyes which never stray for long from her face. hey hold hands, they kiss, they stroke each other's arms, they listen attentively to each other. They are totally besotted. What makes this scene so disturbing, however, is the fact that Danielle and Nick are half brother and sister. Incest remains one of society's last taboos, as this troubled young couple know only too well. Prison is the ever present threat to this forbidden union. "I know that loving my brother in this way is wrong morally and legally, but it just feels right," says 22-year-old Danielle. "The only way to explain it is to say that the day I met Nick, I felt I had finally met my soulmate. Everything clicked. I would marry him if I
What I Did For My Labor Day Weekend 2007
Okay not to be a Debbie Downer... but I just spent the most of my entire labor day weekend doing some research. (You know it is amazing what you can get from the freedom to rights act). I played puzzle maker all weekend and it all started with typing 9-11 coverup under my google video search. The very first video that comes up...I dare any of you... watch it.... than do some research of your own. I cannot fathom in my most wildest imagination... wait... this is the US government as a matter of fact YES I can imagine! If it all comes out (which I'm sure that it will not...hell they have not even declassified JFK's files yet...and Oliver Stone already did a movie on THAT) and it IS what I drew my conclusions from all I can say is....Hey, I didn't vote for him or his wacky band of cabinet members. You know the sad part about all this is? When I was watching this video it seemed to perfect to be a real... you know it was like reading a Tom Clancy novel. But it was real and al
Dont Judge Me!
Don't you look at me so smug And say I'm going bad. Who are you to judge me And the life that I live? I know that I'm not perfect And that I don't claim to be. So before you point your fingers, Be sure your hands are clean. Judge not Before you judge yourself. Judge not If you're not ready for judgement. The road of life is rocking And you may stumble too. So while you talk about me, someone else is judging you. Judge not Before you judge yourself. Judge not If you're not ready for judgement. Woah oh oh! The road of life is rocky And you may stumble too. So while you talk about me Someone else is judging you.
Call 911 Because Its Free
(02-14) 21:31 PST HAYWARD -- Hayward police and federal investigators did the grunt work, and it paid off: They tracked down and arrested a cell phone caller believed to have phoned the emergency 911 number more than 27,000 times making bodily noises, muttering in a disguised voice, and pressing the beep tone. On Wednesday night, police arrested John Triplette, 45, of Hayward on suspicion of abusing the 911 emergency line, a misdemeanor punishable by $1,000 fine and/or six months in jail. "He completely overwhelmed our system," said Desi Calzada, manager of the Hayward Communications Center, which operates 911. "He delayed the answering of other 911 calls because we were answering his." It all started last May, when the California Highway Patrol's communication center in Vallejo began receiving copious 911 calls from a mysterious caller using a T-Mobile cell phone. Over a seven-month period, the caller placed 17,000 calls to the CHP. In early January, Hayward's dispatch
Mars Invaded By Naked Cowboy
NEW YORK (Feb. 13) - New York City street performer "The Naked Cowboy " is suing Mars Inc. for $6 million over the use of his trademark look -- white underwear, cowboy boots and a hat -- by a blue M&M candy on a Times Square billboard. For nearly a decade, Robert Burck has been a fixture in Times Square, where he strums a guitar on a street corner while dressed in his skimpy signature costume. In a lawsuit filed this week in Manhattan federal court, Burck said that two oversized Times Square billboards that promote M&Ms used his look without compensating him. The billboards feature a scantily clad blue M&M with a guitar alongside views of New York including street scenes and the Statue of Liberty. Burck is suing privately held Mars Inc., which makes M&Ms, and Chute Gerdeman Inc., an Ohio agency that he said created the ad, for trademark infringement. Neither company was immediately available for comment. "Just like The Naked Cowboy does on a daily basis in Times Squ
The Wound That Bleeds...
The cut that bleeds The wound that stings The hurt won't stop Please quiet my thoughts The screams I hear so full of fear The blade that pierces The blood runs hot Searing through The screams become silent I can breathe again I watch the blood as it starts to chill Congealing together becoming still The horror inside you cannot imagine To have to bleed to feel alive It takes away the pain It heals the lonlieness But of course, it never lasts. The pain will rise again I know How please tell me can I heal my soul This mental disease has overtaken me Please take the hand reaching out to thee Its strong and fierce, so protecting and warm This person that wants to keep me from harm Long black hair, and deep dark eyes He takes the blade and casts it aside No more to cut, hurt or bleed Thank you my Wolf for saving me
Please Help My Friends
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The Day Before Valentines Day
so as some know my wife was in bad wreck on the 13 th and well she was hurt pretty bad. she ended up with 4 bulged disk in her back five broken ribs a perforated ear drum and a fractured pelvis . it was only a matter of a foot and well she would not be here with me she would have surely been killed. but we know who saved her this time and i gratefuuly and whole heartdly love her for this. see in january i lost a very dear frieend who was like my second mom and she always said she would look out for me and well she evendently is my guardian agel and well my wife. i love ya mooma thank you
Whats New Wit The Fam
Well today is C-Money's Birthday is today. If you don't know who that is. He is My oldest son. And let me tell I could not be happier. A Man could not ask for a better son than Money... More News to come later...
Disciples Of Greed
Welcome to Team Greed... Please tell me a little about yourself by leaving a comment and tell me why you were chosen to be the disciple of greed so that we can get to know you a little better... ღ Ldy Fŋz ☪ F M劉rė ღ Disciple of Greed of the Se7en Sins@ fubar
Okay so I'm new.. go figure right. I am curious about a few things... ~ What is up with this stimulation overload? These colorful banners constantly going across my screen make me feel like I'm going to have a seizure... ~ What is up with all the freaky scary profile pics? Is this some sort of demon lair that I've stumbled upon? ~ And why does everyone seem so hell bent on getting their profiles rated a 10? Is that all you people do here.. grovel for profile ratings? Okay so that was the only two things that I really had to get off my chest... I just had to say it.. but damn it no one is here to hear me... so you all can suffer my ramblings. Shake n Bake! "Well Dick here's the deal,I wake in the morning and I piss excellence.. I mean nobody can handle my stuff. I'm just big hairy american winning machine if you ain't first you're last!"

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How To Become One Of My Fubunnie
To become one of my FuBunnies, You need to complete the following: 1) Have NO affiliation with Club F.A.R. 2) Must Be A Female 3) Give Me Full Access Yo All Pictures 4) Send A Private Message To Me Saying Why You Want To Be One Of My FuBunnies. If Accepted, You Will Receive An Invitation Via Private Message. Thank You And Good Luck!!
The Fun House
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I stand with you at the edge of today. I softly brush your hair. You invitingly lean your head into my hand. I look at you smiling as always. We look forward to tomorrow and all the tomorrows yet to come. We see nothing, a blank page followed by another and another. Tomorrow is yet to be written but if it is like our yesterdays, I look forward to all the tomorrows with no fear or reservation. Tomorrow may be a good day. Tomorrow may be a bad day. Either way, I want to experience it, and all those yet to come, with you. No matter how bad of a day it could beit would be worse without you. No matter how good of a day it could be it becomes a great day next to you. When you are ready, take my hand and we will take that step into tomorrow. I promise I will not let your hand go. It will be held tightly to let you know I am here and will always be.
Stupid Parents!!
Why is it that whenever parents screw up they try to blame everyone but themselves. Most people wont have noticed this but many OTC medications geared towards kids under 6 have recently been pulled off the shelves by the FDA. Why you might ask?? Because parents are IDIOTS and are self-dosing and their kids are OD'ing and then they are blaming everyone except for their stupid selves. They read the packaging that specifically tells them the ages in which it is for and yet they continue to give to children under that age without first speaking with a doctor. Why should the drug manufactuers have to reformulate all these medications? It isnt their fault parents are idiots and refuse to read directions. So remember the next time you have a sick kid, wether it be a son, daughter, brother, sister, cousin or whatever.... dont be a dumb ass and give the child anything unless the box says you can.
Club Anarchy
hey you fuckers!! come to our lounge and hang out and relax. we are a newer lounge and hope to be a success. so.....COME JOIN PLEASE!! I keep all members shitfaced so cmon!! CLUB ANARCHY
New Poem
There once was a time... When I thought I'd find love. Apparently it's not in the cards for me. I have had plenty of signals from above. I will try to live my life, as I know I have to. Even if living it means, living it without you. The tears, they flow freely now. How to go on, I'm not sure how. I have always had someone by my side. Now that spot is empty, as is my heart inside. Should I fight? Should I try? I don't know. Everyone is determined to say nothing but goodbye.
How Kinky Am I???
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Haircut!!!!! :(
Well i got a great job opportunity and i need to get a hair cut long hair just inst professional enough in todays society. Well im gonna miss it as i think the fans of long hair will too :( its gonna be so hard to get it cut but i did have short hair in the military so its not that im not use to it or havnt had it before but 4 years or so with growing it out :(
The relationship we all seek is one that could be described as "friendship on fire". If we should ever be given the great fortune of encountering such a treasure, we should guard it like fort knox. Nothing has greater value in that, all else in life is meaningless without it.
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I like to walk around the house naked. 2. When I worked abroad, I witnessed somebody dying in a jet-ski accident. They were decapitated. 3. I like to dress up - including women's lingerie. 4. I am allergic to tea. 5. I am a cousin of a VERY famous footballer. 6. I am left handed although can only eat like a right handed person. 7. I have a fear of loss of control of my limbs or losing my eyesight. 8. I have been writing a book for the last 20 years but can't be asked to finish it. It contains lots of action and sex. 9. My claim to fame was that I NEARLY became a TV presenter and was interviewed by Esther Rantzen. 10. This year I plan to have my first foursome, with three other guys. (`._.[|| Vmp-gL ||]._.) [The One N Only} BIGG*NICK*CANNIBAL's SLAVE~ *FU OWNER* OF*MI
Green Machine
The Green Machine is not operational at the moment, but when it is, I have to live with the fact that IDE1 is retarded and must slave the DVDROM/burner to the HD on IDE2...and FORGET Raid...for now...;) In short, it's an autistic 12-year-old. If you don't know what my "Green Machine" is, it's basically a homemade Alienware box that needs much attention currently. I've had to sacrifice my 64-bit dual core Athlon to the 62-inch monitor in the living room, (for a while), and have NOW had to sacrifice it for purposes of playing WOW. (The more people around me that are happy and content, the better, and there most definitely is a "pecking order"...;)
Have You Had ?
Have you had the flu yet this year? I hate being sick and that ole flu got a hold of me and still will not let go.I am a little better or at least my bones don't hurt as bad as they did. I am the type of person that can usually get a hold on things when I get sick but I have to say this flu has kicked my ass.Going back to bed now even if this entry sucks.I have received a few emails of concern and that this was the best way to answer them all. For my baby S, I have missed you and I hope your V-Day was pleasant and exciting for you.Don't be mad at me for to long (pouts) I need pity right now I am Loves you baby.
About Me
Full Name: Charles Haveone Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Shaved Brown Height: 6'0" Shoe Size: 8 1/2-9 Ring Size: hummm dunno Heritage: German/Irish Graduating Year:1983 Birth date: Oct:17:64 Zodiac Sign: Libra ...::Firsts::...>or Romanic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous Sense of Humor or Sweet: Sense of humor Hook up or Relationship: Relationship ...::Currently::...
Go A rush of blood To my head leaves me winded and wanting To feel the weakness in my body Beaten and crushed like my soul I walked the streets flirting death But I never kissed back I'm so lucky so cursed so fucked up But that's the way that it goes Its the ebb and the flow I wish that I could give you my time Give you my time Seems that doomsday has come early this year The last angel has gone I can't remember the last time I cried The last angel has gone home The memories stacking up And they pull at my guts What do I have to do to end it The better days hacked away Leaving me only pain This regret is never ending But in the blink of an eye This life passes you by I wish that I could give you my time Give you my time Seems that doomsday has come early this year The last angel has gone I can't remember the last time I cried The last angel has gone home I can't remember I can't remember I can't remember the last time I cried Seems that doom
So as you all know I am in a sexiest kiss contest,now yesterday I sent out a few notes to people asking for some help with contest and I was told back by some people that they wont help regardless if they are on my friends list because i don't ever say anything to them now see the person that I am I can understand that but even if I don't speak to people on here as I would like to because i have a huge amount of people on friends list I still would spare the time to help anyone regardless if i have spoken to them or not but just to know that they are on my friends list and need the help I do it out of the kindness of my heart That just got me a little upset but more hurt than anything because like i said i go out of my way to help others even if i don't really speak to them but I guess thats how it is Im sorry don't wanna sound like I'm complaining but I had to get it off my chest I mean am I wrong for feeling this way that since I try to help people should I expect people to help
Come Bomb Us
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Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I love a clean house children are my everything 3.i sometimes bite my nails afraid of the dark 5.i am a really mean person to people who make me angry 6.i have been a raiders fan since i was a little girl 7.i am a big ass cry baby over all movies 8.i hate my feet 9.i love dirty deeds radio 10.i love taking my family to the movies (wow after reading this I think I might be a mess!! lol) who gets this, #1jennalee #2reaper #3gothic #4sweetiepie #5dreamy
Holiday Poems
Valentine's Wishes Hearts of red and gold abound today Making lovers think of different ways Saying I love you in so many forms Nothing seems personal and from the heart anymore A hug or a kiss is all I really want to give you My heart and love are yours to have and hold Caring and sharing with each other our lives Little things mean much more to me than a big gift Hearing "I love you" sends my heart racing That gentle touch or kiss says so much more Probably more than you will ever know Merging lives together and making it new Difficulties will happen but we will endure I trust you with my heart Wishes never seemed to come true Until I met you Happy Valentine's Day Darling! Created by SF
its almost time to start my new really looking forward to it..but there is a lil caution because i am not sure bout how long it will take me to find work...but thats a concern anyone would have. but it all goes away because i have found the woman of my dreams... i cant wait to get there to get everything back on track and just spend time with her, hold her while she sleeps....even go to walmart 3 or 4 times a day with her lol....yes casey we all know u shop that much lol. i feel i have found who i was looking for in life..i promise u that no matter what life throws at either of us we will face it together.. i love u casey
Not New
Hello, just a little bit to start off. I am not new to the site.. I was a member for a while, but decided to start fresh since i hadnt logged in for so long.. Wow I'm so lost. If ya wanna get to know me just talk to me, I'm very laid back and talk to anyone. Feel free to request me as a friend/fan me or whatever it is you do, I do return favors, if i catch them, if I havent remind me please.
To Help You Level
i got this stuff from this person so if this stuff helps you please show her some love ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. So this helps both of us you get more points and Its easier to level with alot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for allowing me to share them with you. Please stop by and show them some love. There profile link is at the bottom of these great sites. MUSIC: GAMES: PSYCHEDELIC ART ANIMATION CODES:
Dude's With Naked Dude Comment Photos?
OK guys check it out. Putting a half naked buff dude on a girl's page will not make her panties magically disappear for you. Now if you are gay, I am obviously not talking to you. Now if you are a straight guy, why in the fuck are you putting half naked men on people's pages? You might want to double check your sexual preference there, tiger! In a nutshell, half naked men HTML on a girl's page will not make her want you. If you are interested, quit commenting on her T&A and compliment her eyes or just strike up a normal conversation. STOP PUTTING UP NAKED DUDES ON HERE...IT DOES NOT WORK!
Tag Yer It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am a total Coca Cola Addict. Pepsi is drinkable but it don't satisfy my addiction. 2. I am an only child not including step brothers and sisters. 3. I am a very strong willed person and not easily swayed when I know something for a fact. Because of this I have been told I am stubborn. 4. I am a mutt plain and simple. What makes me who I am nationality wise is Irish, Canadian French, Parisian French, American Indian, German, and god only knows what else. But I am most in touch with me Irish roots. 5. I am able to consume a large amount of alcohol when I drink but yet I am not one you would call a drinker. Could it be some the drink
Ok i get online to find stupid im's left for me from apperantly imature men. just cause i wont give a guy my number he claims im passing up a chance, what ever!! and than he states im nothin for no one, whatever!!! i'm so sick of being treated like certain guys own me on here cause i talk to them one time, get a grip this is the frikin internet, unless i give you my number and have that kind of relationship with you than get a grip. there are a few who are friends and who get my number. you know who you are, atleast i hope you do. And right now no one is getting a number. Now if you feel that this applies to you dont be imature and bitch me out just simply remove me from your profile and i will remove you and block me from your yahoo, i will be cleaning mine out here soon. Sorry if anyone gets offended by this i'm just tired of the crap Thank you and have a nice day
In Character this is a cute site!!!!! who thought cookie monster ate more than cookies??
How We Feel In Love
Free Glitter Text Maker Comments & Layouts (Mandy) I was browsing on hear which I do not normally do and came across Charles. He was cute silly but cute. I sent him a friend request. The next day Charles excepted my request. Later that night I seen a bulletin from Charles that said "I'm for sale" I opened it, it said if you are the first one to reply to this with an "I own you" you will own this person. I thought it was silly but decided what the heck and replied. A few minutes past and I got an Email from Charles that said " now that you own me what are you going to do with me". We chatted for the next few days into the night I'm not sure we ever sleep. We talked about anything and everything. We loved the same thing and made each other laugh so much our stomachs hurt. we could not wait to talk to each other. We would rushed home to talk to each other every night. We exchanged cell numbers and talk all night long if we where not on the computer we where on the phone during
Lately I have found myself being kept busy by my grand-daughter. Last night ric and I both received invites from her to join bebo. I haven't joined but have checked out the site today. It's not somewhere my ten year old grandchild needs to be. I talked to her mom, my daughter, today about it. It seems when the babysitter is there my grandchildren do quite a few things they aren't supposed to. The babysitter knows that when their mom isn't there the kids aren't supposed to be on the computer but lets them anyway. Time for a new babysitter! But it was daycare, not the babysitter, that helped my grand-daughter set up internet accounts. So lately I find myself spending my online time checking around for my grandchildren. I know my daughter is going to handle the matter in more ways than one. she may even be shutting down her computer completely. I have my three year old still at home with me. And even though several years will pass before he's ready to surf the net I have already installed
Black Man
I am in love with the black man. The many facets of his character, his strength and inner beauty sing the song of my soul. His very essence makes my heart beat faster. In the company of the ebony prince my world is right. I am content to just be... In his arms I am able to find rest and safety long denied in our wicked past. Long gone are the days of being snatched away from him. Long gone are the days of no choice. I choose to love his intellect, his faults, his struggles, his dreams.... In return for my love he gives me his protection, his support, his empathy and the best damn loving this world has ever seen.... It is the stroke of His hands that stimulate the pulse at the center of my being. The feel of His body pressed against mine as he kisses my neck... The span of his shoulders as he lifts me for a closer fit... I love the way the muscles in his back ripple when he knows it's getting good to me and the way his arms tighten around me so I can't get away as he gives me what I
Lindsay needs 70,000 to get to fu-king. Let's help her get there. All love will be returned. Thank you. ..:Lindsay:..@ fubar
From Me
I just wanted to let everyone know that over the next few weeks, you won't be seeing me on here very much if at all. On Friday when I was in Indiana with Carrie, I got the call that I had been selected for Chief. For those not familiar with what that means, being selected is extremely difficult and because of it's rich tradition, there is a lengthy phase of transitioning that takes place. It will be consisting of a lot of work and little sleep, but in the end, it's the highest honor that can happen to an enlisted sailor. With the selection, Carrie and I will now be getting married on Sept 27th instead of this month as planned due to my inability to get away for it. That will allow her more time to finalize a few things and at least she will be here while I endure this, even though we won't see much of each other, but it will be great knowing she is here supporting me instead of having to communicate long distance. We were able to get her a car while I was up there so she should be
Women Lol
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure................On medication. Feminist................................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first......................Former slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned.......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
Off To Chattanooga
for all those who have my cell ... call me if u wanna ... im off to chattanooga for a meeting all week and then ill be back to clayton on thursday nite ... if i can ill talk to yall on the cell.. no puter access im assuming in chattanooga unless i get lucky .... wonders if shell get lucky loll woo hoo - doubtful at best ... take care and have a great one yall
Pit Bull Puppies
i have 7 pit bull puppies for sale, so cute i will be posting pics for anyone intrested>> or.. almost 3 mon old
Xx The Genetic Freak Xx
My good firiend PebblesinAZ. She is currently saving for the spotlight, and she is almost there. Any help would be appreciated. Below is the link to her profile.It's a waste of fubucks to send them to me so send them to her. Thanks to all that help in advance. ~PebblesinAZ~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar
14 Why's
***drunk Dude***
*********A Real Ball Buster.********* A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers! "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!" *Don't Laugh Too may know him.....LOL* Peace.
Sexiest Kiss Contest
I'M IN A CONTEST I'm in the Sexiest Kiss Contest. Please stop by leave me some comments and a rate, any and all will be appriciated. Thanks very much. Just click on the pic below.Please Repost also. CREATED AND ORGINALLY POSTED BY: GABE GABE 4 RON PAUL 2008@ fubar
it is better to have loved then not loved at all.ask and u shall recive.seel and ye shaal find.i thunk therefore i am.
Behind The Crimson Door
Covered the carcass of time with flowers To send the scent of blame to the grave Set the darkest thoughts on fire And watched the ashes climb to Heaven's gates We hide behind the crimson door While the summer is killed by the fall Alive behind the crimson door While the winter sings: "Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me) "Your love will be the death of me" Death served wine for lovers Brought from the world where devils reign And intoxicated angels with sorrow They witnessed in the eyes of their slaves We hide behind the crimson door While the summer is killed by the fall Alive behind the crimson door While the winter sings: "Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me) "Your love will be the death of me" We hide behind the crimson door While the summer is killed by the fall Alive behind the crimson door while the winter sings: "Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me) "Your love will be the death of me" We hide behind the cri
Yahoo Messenger
Hello all I recently Had my Yahoo messenger hacked into so I lost it all so if you would like to be added to my bubby list my new screen name is kenny112169
This Life Of Mine 26
I am getting really frustrated with my computer at the moment. I bought the computer in November and of course they always come with a virus protection with a limited time, usually 3 months. The one mine came with is McAfee which is ok. I was looking into a better one from Panda or another brand and was doing some research on them the other day. I thought by going so long without any protection was not a good thing and I have been meaning to ask Martin which one I should download and keep forgetting to ask him so I just renewed my subscription to McAfee. I know, I know....I should have done a different one but my computer has been acting funny this morning. My mouse is lagging behind and really irritating! I thought it was just Fubar but it wasn't. It was lagging with everything I was doing. Ugh! It drives me crazy! Peter left for the cabin early this morning. I woke up and he was gone, he left something behind though......Christopher! I thought I was going to have a
Miss Hello Kitty
Msn Id
here is my msn id if anyone wants it and here is my aim one too vegaslibragirl my yahoo one is blackrose77239
Xbox 360 Cake
I made a xbox 360 fruit cake. What do u think?
1.)i am a true brat 2.)i am a smartass 3.)i am single 4.)i love my friends 5.)wet dreams is my wifey 6.)honey babe is my yankee bitch 7.)im loved by my friends 8.)im hated by some 9.)im loved my most 10.)im envyed my every1
The Word We Use 100 Times A Day!!
today (feb 16, 2008) has turned out to be the best day of my life. i have been in the BDSM lifestyle for a few years, and have had a few "Doms". i moved out here to be with one. we didn't work out a girlfriend of mine introduced me to my (now) Mistress and Sir, i have been Theirs from just about day one i knew from the very first time i met Them that there was something special about Them. i agreed on July 24th that i would be Sir's princess. from that day forward things in my life changed and majority of the changes were wonderful. Mistress and i built our relationship and now things are great. but today before Oour closest friends, i was completed i am no longer in any kind of consideration collar or temp collar. i am officially collared and wear my collar with the up most pride. i feel whole, i couldn't ask for anything more, i am happy, loved cherished, wanted, i could do nothing more from this point on but grow into the lady They see me as. i am OWNED completely heart,mind, bo
God Im So Bored!!!
40 Things Men Should Take Into Account Before Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smo
Life And Your Love
Life is hard life is painful but life is also love when you have love in your life you have something to live for something to cherish and something that will always be there for you when u are down and out and it feels like walls are closing in on you. But when u go through life and there is no love u have nothing to live for but wishing that u can love and somebody would love you back.
Add Her Please!
Hey all my sister from another mother June just joined the fu ranks on here make sure you add her on and let her know your one of my friends!
America-why I Love Her
America, Why I Love Her I've always been a big John Wayne fan. Ive watched all his movies (his westerns are the best), many more than once. He personified American values and patriotic pride. In this patriotic essay, John Wayne recites a beautiful poetic piece written by another actor, and poet, John Mitchum. John Mitchum is the younger brother of Robert Mitchum. In his youth, with his brother, Robert, he traveled across America as a hobo and these adventures may be where his inspiration for this piece came from. You may better remember John Mitchum as Clint Eastwood's sidekick Detective DeGeorgio in the Dirty Harry film series, and again in The Outlaw Josey Wales. He co-starred with John Wayne in Chisum and El Dorado, and I believe he was also in the TV series F-Troop. This first patriotic essay is called America, and is from the album "America, Why I Love Her", which can be purchased from and other music outlets (if you like this piece, please support the artis
Naughty News
A proposed bar raises major concern and a few eyebrows. It would be the first completely nude bar in central Nebraska. The club is subject to different rules than other bars because Shaker's Juice Bar doesn't serve alcohol. That means no limits on how much skin the entertainers can show, and patrons must be just 18 years old, instead of 21 like in most bars. It's those differences that have many Dawson County residents fighting this bare proposal. Wednesday morning the front page of the local paper read, "Nude bar scheduled to open outside Cozad." "They don't need to have a place like that around here," said Mike Hill. Right now, Hill's the closest resident to where the Shaker's Juice Bar is slated to open March 7. Hill said, "I don't think it's going to pan out. We're too far out in the country for anyone to come out and see it." The site is just south of Cozad city limits. It was once home to Upper Crust Pizza and then a strip club that lasted just a few mon
Fun Fun!
Momopoly is making a new game, a world edition. They are letting us vote for our favorite cities, up to 10 around the world! Awesome huh! Its =) Im voting everyday, lol. Oh, I almost forgot, they have a monopoly link at the top of that page that lets u play against the pc. Have fun! Hugs =) MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts
There got to be more openminded people out there. Just where are the good people at?
For Whom The Bell Toll's
any Man's death Diminishes me. because I am involved in Mankinde; and therefore Never send to know FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS it tolls for thee
Life In Tennessee
This is going to be a random blog, but I NEED to get this off my chest. Around here in Tennessee, people pratically go to charm school once they pop from their mama. Well, recently, I found out that even here in the Pretty South, not everything is sunflowers and Sweet Tea. I was dating someone for a few months, and that wasn't so bad. But a few years later, we're still talking. Well, I still have feelings for this person, but he knows this. I flat out told him, but what makes him a jerk? He made it out that he still has feelings for me, and gives me lockets and jewelery and bracelets and all this stuff. But...then he turns around and finds this girl ((who's name will not be released. Only one person on Fubar knows who it is, and that's my friend Subby Bitch)) and he starts to take her to dinners, and she always texts him and always calls, and they're always around each other anymore. And Im personally to my whits end. Well, I jokingly, yet not ((though he didn't pick up on the hint
Short Story
A Rose for Emily by William Faulkner I WHEN Miss Emily Grierson died, our whole town went to her funeral: the men through a sort of respectful affection for a fallen monument, the women mostly out of curiosity to see the inside of her house, which no one save an old man-servant--a combined gardener and cook--had seen in at least ten years. It was a big, squarish frame house that had once been white, decorated with cupolas and spires and scrolled balconies in the heavily lightsome style of the seventies, set on what had once been our most select street. But garages and cotton gins had encroached and obliterated even the august names of that neighborhood; only Miss Emily's house was left, lifting its stubborn and coquettish decay above the cotton wagons and the gasoline pumps-an eyesore among eyesores. And now Miss Emily had gone to join the representatives of those august names where they lay in the cedar-bemused cemetery among the ranked and anonymous graves of Union and Confed
I know alot of things in life. I learrn new things every single day. Thing is in most people it is good that they learn things everyday. But with me sometimes that is not the case. Sometimes I learn and then use what I have learned not to better myself but to better try and get away with something I had tryed previously and did not get away with. But most of the time I just learn to gain the knowledge I lacked before. I am confident in everything that I do. I move forward in any situation full force, even if I know the situation is a loosing situation, there is always that glimmer of hope that the situation can be reversed and a good outcome will come out. I have learned that in life sometimes all you have is hope and faith to help you persiver through the bad things going on around you. I am a gentle soul and i love to be kind, nice , beautiful in spirit and strong in mind, but sometimes it is not what I end up doing, sometimes my niceness gets so overwleming that t
I have the worst luck when it comes to finding a relationship. I am a decent guy. Yet all these women come to me and complain about their boyfriends or husbands being a$$holes. But for the life of me... I just can't seem to find a relationship of my own. I tire of listening to the women complain. But instead of making a change... they stay where they are. I just don't get it. I hear about what a nice guy I am but can't find a relationship for me. I decided that there were enough buttholes in the world that I didn't need to be one too. So I became a nice guy. These women tell me they want a guy who will treat them well. I will. But I just don't seem to matter. Maybe you fubarians can offer me some advice. No haters please. Post and let me know what you think.
Birth Of Toxen
Birth of Toxen The toxen has taken affect; I look back with no regret just a life lesson with little neglect. Life is a lesson you dont learn, too many faults got your ass burned,, waiting to see disasters next turn, into another struggle it seem when I turn I see nothing but trouble, so I run the other way on the double, but what to expect, just another form of neglect or disrespect another lesson to be learned and checked, to learn the lesson of respect, in the dialect. So now, I sit and learn prospective cause life is a lesson for the all collective. written by Josh
Rebate Check Distribution
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New To This!!
Hey hey all whats up!?!? im new to all this so help me out with the friends is what im waiting for ok.. so hit me up with the new friends!!
About Me
I like ICP I like Metal and Goth Music
My pain is seeing someone day after day that i am so in love with that it drives me so insane that i cant think about anything else but that person and i want to tell them that i am so deeply in love with them but it would be a problem cause i dont know if that person feels the same way for me but it seems like that person does have the same feelings for me in the way he looks at me at times and at times the way that person talks to me but then again i dont think that person does feel the same for me cause the person treats me like crap -------this is my pain that i live with every day
i was just thinking for those who like guys and girls why cant we have the option of a male and female crush .dont know what everyone thinks btu i think we should.let me kno what u think
This Life Of Mine 27
Oh my gosh! I thought it was going to be a day of relaxing today and so far it has been a little crazy. My son that stayed home from the cabin decided to be rather hyper today. He then got a phone call from one of Anthony's friends saying that they saw his bike at McDonald's by the skate park. What??? Last week, Christopher rode his bike to school and when it was time to leave, there was a stray dog in the bike area and they had all the bikes locked up in there and kids couldn't get to them because of this dog. He was told that he could get his bike the next day so he walked home. The next day he asked the office if he could have his bike and they told him they didn't have it. They said it must be in the MP room. So we figured we would ask the custodian on Tuesday to get it for us when he goes back to school. Yesterday Christopher told me that he had a feeling his bike was stolen. I told him to not worry. Then he gets this phone call today saying that it is his bike
First Blog
Well some good news is, is that yesterday at 5pm I was married to Thomas A. Templeton. I am so happy about that. I was just sitting here not feeling all that great, I guess I just over did everything the other day. So I was just relaxing. I was just sitting here thinking about something on my mind. My husband was telling me that I could have a girlfriend. I am actually excited about that. I love Tom to death, but my mind wonders when it comes to the bedroom. I am a very loyal woman, but just try to keep my mind interested when it comes to having sex. I get bored easily. It isn't that he is bad or anything, just usual. So he tries to find ways to keep me feeling good about myself. I was just thinking about a good friend with benefits, so that I would love my husband fully, and not have to worry about sex anymore. (smiles) I bet I am going to get some interesting comments on this one. Well that is my thought on my first blog. So well, I plan on writing more. I can just get re
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Rambling From The Blond
Why is it that we never seem to find what we are looking for? Is it because we are looking for something that is not real or unobtainable? Or do we always seem to make bad choices? I wish I knew. Why is that people as say everything is fine or great when you ask them how they are? Am I the only one who is not always fine or great? And if so, can someone please tell me your secret? Is it too much to want the man who cant live without you? Will love you forever? Wants to cry when you cry or at least gives a crap to why you are crying in the first place. IS he really out there? Or does it always fade away after time? Ok these are my ramblings for now. Just a few thoughts I had. Kisses to you all!!
Pleaseeee Help Me
Life frozen or caught on fire, why does it matter? Cut deep or shallow scratch, in narrow alleys with a patch of darkness. Falling up or getting down, a cup of glass cutting our throats. Mass collections of suicide notes, and a small amount of hope. Falling into death in deep with darkness, seeking thought or maybe not. Going in circles with out a fight, not slavery and so far out of sight. Loss and false hopes binding us down, its our cost of not being found. Sounds of voices peek in our heads, fallen asleep deep in our beds. Graves of memories found in our dreams, deep dreams filling with passion and rising with action. Faith calling and showing our fates, knowing of death and full of hates. Sedating our minds and lost hopes of love, kind and gentle thoughts of warmness, Killed our fate of endless fought circles, lonelyness found here between worlds. The sound of calling, found and falling.
Just Jordy Episodes
Staring My Fiance Kaydee, Jordy, and willie episode 1 episode 2 episode 3
Please Vote For Me
> XTREME FUBAR GURLS - WEEK #8 > Begins Feb 17 runs 7 days > IS NOW OPEN (Sunday) Hey Friends! So I'm running in this competition. Please show your love and support by clicking on the link below and rating/commenting me!! As much and often as you want! Thanks a lot!! ♥ Christine >
My Granny Maton....r.i.p
When you were here I felt like I was on top of the world- my life couldn't be any better. You were the one person in my life Who made me smile, Who made me laugh and... Who made me realize what I was living for. Now I see no reason to live You have left me and you've moved on so easily. Not a day goes by when I don't think about you, and how happy I was. Im not the happy, energetic, funfilled person I once was- Im not myself. I wish I could have you back in my life But even more, I wish I could have my life back with you.
Family Members
HERE ARE OUR MEMBERS!! (the member marked will be the first offered fu-bux we earn) that way every member gets a million Hopeless Romantic (co-founder) Lauria (co-founder) . . . .
Is It
Lust Leading Love Adoration Aiding Attachment Passion Proving Pleasure Convenience Controlling Confusion Frustration Fueling Failure Hurt Healing Heartache Envy Educing Ecstasy Sex Sealing Seduction Jealousy Jeering Joy Love Leading Lust
Fort Knox Five
A friend of mine turned me onto these guys. If you like funky.. you'll like these guys!
Crash And Burn!
Yeah, so my friend Crystal calls me last night talkin' 'bout hey we got a little 4-wheeler right? I havn't seen this girl since I left for boot camp 6 months ago so what the hey right? I go out there, already buzzin' from the pool party earlier, drink some more (of course!) Anywho, Crystal takes me for a spin a couple times (no, not like that) I guess that last time around there was one too many shots in her system. She couldn't figure out what side of the barrel she wanted to go on. She turns at the last min. and we go over. tore up my right leg pretty good. Nothin' broken, but got some good scrapes. I've been limpin around all day. a bit painful. Poor Crystal though. she got a big bruis on her thigh. scared her more than anything, but she's ok... the bitch went to the fair today. that hooker!
Hardest Conversation Of My Life
UPDATE! Well today at was Dingo's last day with his family, it was celebrated with a neighborhood walk and loads of Beggin Strips (i skipped the M&M's)took a pic of the kids with him on our walk and Adam got to hold his leash for the 1st time. I was a sobbing idiot, and my darling son the Rock of Gibralter..with insight that surpasses his age 5 fold. He says "Mommy, you can cry, but cry because you are happy he won't be sick anymore, and he will look like he did before x-mas, and if there is a doggy heaven , then he can play with Terra." WTF? coming out of my 6 yr. olds mouth. So we got back home and Adam said a tearful good bye to Dingo, and Becca finally broke down and cried and they hugged him good bye. I took him to the Vet cried the whole way while he coughed with his happy wind blown face out the back window. When we arrived at the Vet, they took us right in the room and brought the massive relaxer cocktail shot in and as he ate the rest of the Beggin Strips, I sat with h
Contest Between Maddy And I
No Matter What
Most nights when I get off of work before I wash and fall asleep My heart wonders away from me I stare at the wall And somewhere in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call Out you.. Could I be pheaning for your love because the way you milk me with it got me sprung boo Despite the desire to be mean to me I still dream Painting pictures of the you and I that we once had and still may one day have once more People ask me why dont I just leave this thing alone But I dont think I can.. I bet if I had a hundred dollar id probably would exchange for some change So that I could convert my mind frame Into a dime like you Be with me Creep with me Hopefully we can open up to the world and swallow each other up with our love And hope to God that people dont try to separate us Maybe Just maybe They might understand That just because I love you doesnt mean Im sprung its just that you make me a better man I intend to wrap you up into these manly arms of mine a
Soulmate's 2
Two souls meld Two minds intertwine Two hearts embrace Two wills link Two bodies desire Two lives join To be forever changed No longer bound Set free by the unseen Set side by side Set apart for each other Ever seeking each other Ever finding each other
We danced as we had never danced. Void of touch, Eyes closed, Flesh alive. A soulful embrace. Spirits flying, invisible heat, Transcending time. Our hearts beat as one. Loud as thunder, Entwined together, Joyfully Singing. My senses ache to feast. Delicious hunger, Tactile treat, Visually intrigued. Passion erupts from within. Luminating us, Innocently calling, Spreading infinitely
One Year Anniversary!!
Tuesday is mine and my fiance one year anniversary and I am so stoked. This is the first relationship where I am happy to be with someone for a year and nothing bad has happened. Heck, we haven't even had a fight. We have had disagreements but no fights and I don't have to worry about her hurting me in any way. She stands behind me and pushes me when I need it. I hope that it will be an awesome night and look forward to many more to come.
Stars In The Dark
Stars in the dark of the Night These are stars amongst us on this sight that have put light in my life. If you are looking for real, drama free people that you can consider true friends, then please let them start being a light in your life to! Just a token of my appreciation for each one of you! Thank you for taking the time to show the light that shines within! This is not about points, its about being able to have a conversation and feeling the warmth of friendship!! "Holy Terror" Holy Terror@ fubar "♥Louise♥" ♥Louise♥ *OwnedBy Thelma**R/LWifeyOf Wright*♥I'm 1 of Papa's Angels&hearts@ fubar "Crazy English Chick" Crazy English Chick!@ fubar "Daz" Daz - For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.@ fubar "Jersey Bunny" Jersey Bunny ~ Member/ promoter of W.I.S.E.U.K.F@ fubar "DJ TOMICIDE" ~DJ TOMICIDE~*OWNER OF JERSEY DEVIL'S LOUNGE*~@ fubar "Randy" Randy~The Lost Worlds Lounge Security
Life Worth Not Living
I no longer feel human. I see beauty, greed, hate, love, anger, but I can never see me. I went to the hospital today to see a girl I work with and her baby she had on the 15th. He's a cute baby boy, but it hurt me so much on the inside. I want my own family, well first I need a MAN !! I am sick of finding a guy I like and find out, hey HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND or HEY HE'S MARRIED. I thought my ex-boyfriends loved, boy was I mistaken BIG TIME !! They only wanted me for sex, a place to stay, my very little money, and my vehicle. I have been single for three years, I should say my whole life since my ex-boyfriends never loved me, I thought I was doing myself a favor by being single. Then I see all these newborns, lovers, old married couples, newly weds. I get tore up inside. What am I doing wrong ?? I never show myself as being desperate, I act natural. I will never change who I am to find a guy, if a guy can't love me for who I am he's not worth my time. Out of the mist flies a beautiful butt
I Got Bored Honestly
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? been there done that twice 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? spontaneous sex is great 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? near the wall im a weirdo 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? all are tasty meats 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? nope always in a toilet or sidewalk lmao only twice though 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? do i look like a cheap whore? they stay on unless ur a special person or my shower 7.Shower or bath? shower, but a nice hot bath is good once in a while i am a girl after all 8. Do you pee in the shower? ewwww fuck no 9. Mexican or Chinese? polish thanx lol 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? as long as u dont slam my head into a wall or degrade me thats fine but dont be so passive that i fall asleep 11. Do you love someone on your friend list? a few have a place in my
Goin My Giveaway.
I will be having a giveaway for gifts anyone interested in joining please send me a private message with the link to the pic you would like to use for this giveaway. Gifts given and what is needed to get them. 1. 3 month VIP- needs 30K in comments 2. 1 month VIP- needs 10K in comments 3. 30 day blast-needs 30K in comments 4. 7 day blast- needs 10K in comments 5. 3 day blast- needs 3K in comments All Rates will count as 5pts. All Comments will be 1pt. There will be no time limit on this and will start with the first person to send me a link. also add in the message which giveaway you are wanting to join. If interested you can join at anytime. Thank you so Much. Come Luv Me.
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Friend Rules Wtf
I read Profiles before I put a Friend request in to someone,But I've noticed more and more the profile have more damn rules then the tax code to be their friend do you people really treat and subject friends in your life like that ? I've by passed more then a few recently because I don't feel like jumping through hoops.Why bother to be here at all if you have to have that many rules,real life must be a blast with some of them. While I'm on my rant I might as well add You Women who have buy me a blast or VIP or happy hour to see my nsfw folder Get a grip ain't happening here kids the inter-nets full of site for free that show naked women and in real life I can get em so what makes your body so damn special ? Maybe you can find some horny old goat with a few extra dollars in their pockets if so more power to ya.Now I'm Not saying I won't be your friend and rate you since I don't have a BUTT LOAD of rules to be my friend your just not going to get a Blast/Happy Hour or VIP outt
Support The Troops
br />Turn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.Yo
A Blonde's Year In Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . 'd
A Public Apology
I posted a pimp out bulletin tonight, and before it is brought to my attention that I left a few people out. The people that are on my Friends list that talk with me on a personal level know where they stand. I have done a few pimp outs highlighting various friends. I will continue doing so out of the blue. All of you hold a special place in my circle of friends. Some I have gotten close to very quickly others it has taken some time. Some of you our friendship is still building. I hope that this pimp out doesn't create animosity or some one getting upset over it. That was not my intentions at all! It was just to highlight a night filled sky with stars!! I hope all of you are having a great evening and that you have a blessed week!! Thank you for embracing me into your lives! XXOO Love Always Moon
Life Sucks
The most horrible thing happened on 2/16/08.. we lost the life of an awesome little man named cristian! He was only 12 years old how fair is that??? his heart just stopped! seriously couldnt his worthless cardiologist have done something to prevent this?? I have never felt pain like this before! it is so horrible! i loved him very much and miss him alot!
Feelings are a very powerful tool we have to be happier. Many times we come to the break-up of a relationship we are unable to understand why we did not anticipate that. Go back and look at your feelings during your relationship. Did your feelings not tell you about this? Let us find out more. Sometimes we get confused in a relationship. We seek advice from friends and family and discuss and think about what may be going wrong. We do not pay attention to what our feelings tell us. I have seen instances when couples break- up though their feelings tell them differently. This couple never forgets the ex. Partner because the break-up can never be complete. Had they listened to their feelings instead of focusing on small arguments, they would have realized that they cared for each other and were not ready for break-up. Have you observed your feelings with your friends? Some of them you like instantly while you never like some of them despite any arguments having taken place. Our su
Watch a cloud in the sky. It seems stationary. Slowly it moves and after sometime, without our realizing, that cloud is gone. Sometimes love disappears from a relationship like that cloud. When the relationship begins, everything looks ok. The communication is great. Not only verbal but also non-verbal communication between the partners is excellent. Slowly the rot sets in and there come a time when they stop communicating except when needed. The communication becomes need based. Earlier it was love based. What is the difference between need based and love based communication? Relationship and communication - In love based communication the partners talk to each other about everything on the earth. They speak about their love; their needs, their dreams, their aspirations and everything else that makes them feel connected. In need based communication, the partners talk to each other minimally. What is required to keep the partnership together is the communication limit and nothi
Is It?
You are getting attracted. You think about him/her. You want to be with your object of love. You are showing all the signs of being in love. But is it love? Or is it infatuation that will go away after some time? Let us examine this in little more detail. What is the difference between love and infatuation? The first difference is that infatuation is short lived. It disappears soon. How will you test it? Think about all the qualities that are making you fall in this love. Now think of another person. Imagine that the new candidate has all the qualities in greater measure. Think deeply and imagine as much as you can. Are you still in love, or you are shifting your allegiance to the new candidate? Take another scenario. Imagine having a bad fight with your lover. Imagine of him/her calling you different names and arguing furiously with you. Are you still in love? Will you go back next day to them? Or you already hate them? Take this test. After many years, your beloved is los
Hey everyone this guy is a really sweet person. I love him to death and he is a wonderful friend. I don't know what I would do without having him to talk to most of the time. Click on his pic and rate/fan/add him. Maybe leave some comments for him too, as sweet as he is he deserves all the love he can get. ~*~*dragonclaw24~*~*@ fubar
Ok a New year and new goals. It wasn't long ago, or maybe it was. When I had DDP (Diamond Dallas page) on the show. He talked about this great revolutionary thing called YRG (Yoga for Regular Guys) and he was talking how this low impact thing was being used by people like Kurt Angle, NFL Football guys, Lee Marshall and many others. I thought yeah but most of them guys are already Athletes. What about someone like me? He sent me the stuff but I was already on a diet and thought I am doing fairly well on my own, so I put it away. I lost a total of 80 pounds on my diet. Well as all diets go, I got stressed and put on about 30. so December 31st 2007 I put my Diet back in action and lost 15 at this point. Then I got an email from DDP about something amazing on his site. Being the curious fellow that I am I went to investigate. Then it hit me as my jaw hit the floor that this YRG has something to it. You need to watch this video Here we have a guy who is 5'8 and 297 pounds
It was a cold February morning, and a young security officer was making his way home after having worked a long ten hour shift it had been snowing the last couple days so the ground was covered in a good amount of powder like snow. Because of how early in the morning it was there wasnt a lot open but the young security guard did not want to go home right away so he pulled into the parking lot of a Wal-Mart and parking next to a tan 1996 Chevy the parking lot lights where dim because he was so far back but he could see pretty well. As he climbed out of her car he saw out of the corner of his eye a young woman who looked to be in her early to mid thirties in the back seat with her back propped up against one of the passenger side doors, and wrapped in her arms was a little boy couldnt have been no older than seven asleep with his head on his mothers chest. The woman was awake clearly trying to keep her child warm as tears ran down her face like a faucet it was obvious they were sleepin
Trash Talking Radio Show
Many of you may or may not know this but by day I sell technology. Yes I am a Computer Geek and not afraid of using the technologies I sell. Of course if you think about it, loo0k at some of my toys. I own a Hybrid Car. I have a fairly advanced Wireless network in my house. I was doing Computerized Rock back the 80's (Before it was common). Fast Forward to the TTRS on 2/12/08. We had a fairly bad storm and I was late getting to the studio. The Show started about 15 minutes late. Trish wasn't able to get there due to the snow. Oh boy, flying solo. Everything seemed to be going fairly smoothly. First interview with Jaden went off without a hitch. Massive Mike is on and the connection wasn't the greatest, but it was usable. The Show usually goes till around 10PM 10:30 depending on the guest. Its now about 9:45 and I start hearing this beep, beep noise. As annoying as it seemed, I kept going. About 10 minutes later, Pam comes into the studio with a flashlight and s
Fake People!
I have the idea do correct some of the fakes on fubar. Read my profile and tell me what you think:)
one more week and i'm one my way home to the cold miserable place i was born . soon to me stuck between a rock and a hard place . but some long needed r&r yep. the company i work for is going down . just got word. ain't got a clue what ta do . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Circle
If You always do. What you always done You will always get, What you always got If you always got What you always get You will always do What you always done
My Wife
I Love my wife forever and always anyone that tries to get in the way of that is FUCKED!!!!!!!!!
After a lot of debate..and a lot of heartache brought on by this site..i am leaving here. For those of you who wish to contact me outside of yahoo messenger name is JadedHope70 and my email address is As soon as i get my poems copied over to disk i am deleting this probably sometime tomorrow. You guys have been great friends to me...well some have..i wish you all the best..See You around. Take care Candy Fulks
Guitar Hero
As a musician, I have looked up to other guitarists who have influenced me through the years. They range from different genres that span through the decades from Les Paul, Chet Atkins, Dave Navarro, Dave Mustaine, Zakk Wylde, Randy Roads, and most of all Slash. Growing up I was, and still am in aw of these guitarists. Now, anyone that knows me, or has seen me play guitar, knows that I become very shy or timid when complimented on my playing. I am honored that people do compliment me, but I just don't ever want to come off arrogant or anything. I know, weird. On the other hand, I am also the one that, well, is the loose cannon that is off the wall. LOL So, that is a little background information for this next part.:-) This past Saturday my friend Greg and I decided to go to the music store to just hang out and look at guitars and amps. While there we played through a few guitars and a couple of amps.As I was looking at the next guitar to jam on I stopped at this Les Paul Specia
Euphoria (Greek ὐ) is a medically recognized emotional state related to happiness. Technically, euphoria is an effect,[1] but colloquially the term is often used as a standard term of emotion to mean "intense", transcendent happiness combined with an overwhelming sense of well being. When you lay there and you feel that tingly feeling and that dizziness that makes you smile.. Amen for the hustler store....and porn.
Stinkeyeradio Movie Theater
Please Help This Is The Correct Info I Hope
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Have you ever dated someone that you just couldnt get out of your mind, even after you have broken up? I just cant seem to get over her. I see her all the time, cause we work at the same place. I meet woman on here and a number of them have her name. What is with that? I really just want to get over her. The problem is, no one wants me, at least around here where I live. There is not much to do here, and the only place I go is shopping, and I dont get hit on at all! I try, I smile and say hello to woman all the time. If I get a response its like the worse thing they have ever had to do. Makes me wonder and I really that ugly? Then I go home to my sad little life in my sad little house and get online, and I get to feeling better about myself, because on here I do get hit on! YEA!!!! It does make me feel better about myself. There is one that puts a smile on my face, and makes me laugh and feel better about myself. I look forward to seeing her and talking to her. She flirts with me a
~anger And Forgiveness~
*It's Good to get Angry when You're trying to Forgive* Not only is it OK to get Angry as you work through the Process of Forgiving, It's a necessary part of the Forgiving Process. The Deep Hurts and Injuries that seem Impossible to Forgive are neither quick nor easy to get over. We have a lot of Emotion to process. We must Grieve over what has been lost. For example, if You are dealing with forgiving a parent for abandoning you as a child, You are going to need to grieve over what you lost by that parent's absence in your life. Each item on your "Unforgivable" list represents something that has been lost. The molested child has lost his/hers innocence, wholeness, and sense of safety and physical boundaries. An abortion is the loss of life. Divorce results in the loss of an Intact Family and a relationship that was supposed to last a lifetime. And when someone we love Betrays us, We lose Trust, as well as the way we viewed that person before the Betrayal. In fact....EVERYTHING tha
My First
well its my first blog its 6.30 in the mornin and im of to work soon just looking to kill some time realy nothing more, i have nothing of any real inportance to say hear would be a good time to say something but nothing really going on my lovley girlfriend is asleep up stairs with the baby all is well ther and i drunk penty of coffe to keep me going thats it no more typing .........
Soul Sweat
give me your cross and crown of thorns I'll show you how it was meant to be worn. string up my entrails for the whole world to see. drive nails through my hands, wrist and feet. the media will cover it, they're on the scene. every crack of the whip on you'll see on TV. they'll cheer, they'll scream, just like the first. only this time be expecting the worst. just like Jesus when he rose from his tomb. beware of my coming, I only bring doom..
~~ Anger & Sadness~~
Please know this is nothing more than One Man's Opinion on Forgiveness.....I don't have answers only observations from my experiences.....Peace. ~Anger may well be the most misunderstood emotion. For all the trouble anger can cause, you'd think we'd work harder to understand it, but we don't Our understanding of anger is complicated by how we define it. Our childhood experiences of anger in our own families color how we understand it later in life. Anger is a primary emotion that can include everything from cold silence to mild impatience to an out-of-control rage. Something interesting about anger is that when we feel it, either in healthy ways or unhealthy ways, we often feel Stronger. One of the roles of healthy anger is to Protect us in certain situations. It can help stop a process in which someone has victimized us. Anger protests, "You can't continue to do this to me!" The absence of anger where we are victims of someone else's behavior leaves us feeling weak, exposed and
My Obsession
Well, I'm pulling my pics except for the main one. I must be blind, but someone pointed out they look like they come from a gay website. I looked, then looked again. She was right of course. How could I have been so blind. I will be redecorating my profile later. I will leave the main pic up but that will be it from now on.
Think For A Moment...
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H
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~just Another Day~
You come to me at the Break of Day like the Morning Sun, Bright and Cheerful, and the sound of your voice soothes the hunger that grows within me for more and more of you. Your words ignite Flames of Passion and Desire deep inside my Heart and Soul. You are My Candle and Love is the's a Fire that burns thru Wind and Rain. With all my soul I've tried in vain How can mere words my heart explain This taste of heaven so deep so true I've found in you So many reasons in so many ways My life has just begun I Need you forever, I need you to stay You are the one, Shine your light on this heart of mine Till the end of time. Out of my dreams and into my life you have me thinking of love unknown, I drink deeply of your every word, I long to gaze into your eyes, and crave to hold you so very close. As daylight wanes and Sun begins to set...I look to the sky as it becomes filled with the colors of dusk. Pinks and Reds, Purples and Greys and I wish with all my might to hold the Sun fo
When I Close My Eyes...
thank you Kim for letting me repost this... when i close my eyes....... I close my eyes to imagine The touch of your hand I want you so badly Cant you understand I feel my fingers slide They caresse my naked skin My thoughts are with you And they are filled with sin Thinking of the distance When will you be here Dream of you closer And of you beeing near Still with my eyes closed I kindly bite my lips Wish that this was your hands Caressing the skin on my hips If you where on top of me I would feel you breathe And i wouldnt need to guide you You would take the lead A moan escapes my mouth And it makes me open my eyes In my dream you where just here But that was just lies You are still so far So i turn into hide Im going back to dreams Where i got you by my side
My Drink
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My Kama Sutra
Karma Sutra PositionYour Karma Sutra Position isThe SwanShe sits upright upon him, her head thrown back like a rearing mare, bringing her feet together on the bed to one side of his bodyGet Your Karma Sutra Position at
As I sit here at night recalling the past... I wonder how did it all go by so fast??? One moment Im tiny running to you for a hug.. The next moment Im 26 and handing you a prescribed drug.. You taught me so much throughout the years.. From cooking to cleaning and to conquer all fears.... You were an anchor when times always got rough... You taught us that nothing or noone was ever to tough... But the Greatest thing you taught me is the right way to Love... To not be selfish and to let it go if I have to...that if its true it will return like a lost Dove... As I lived my life the last few years I took a lot of this for granted... I forgot some of the seeds you had planted... My regret is not telling you how truly thankful I am for all that you brought into my life... But even the words "Thank You" would never suffice... Because to do the things that you did you had to make more than 1 sacrifice... Ill just try to do my best to teach the lesso
Thankyou For All The Birthday Love...
Fubar Pirate Ship
Welcome ye scurvy dogs to the Fubar Pirate ship! If ye wish to be crew, then send the Cap'n a message! If this be yer wish, then abide by these rules ye must! 1: Fan, add and rate yer Captain and crew as a show of loyalty! 2: Repost the ship's bulletins! 3: Spend a bit of yer booty and buy all of those who ye add a shot of rum! When ye've done this, contact the cap'n and he'll add ya to the crew to plunder the Fubar seas as one of our own. If ye wish not to be a member of the ship, then ye are condemned to walk the plank! Nursin a fine hangover, the Cap'n and crew set out once again. Somewhere around the vicinity of a mysterious island shrouded in mist, we came across the Pirate ship Revenge, where our Fist Mate and Rum Wench, Pixi, had been visitin and swappin tales with the Dread Pirate Roberts. We brough 'er back aboard and set off sou' souwest in a rising gale that portended an incredible storm on the horizon. Your Captain, Master Feather: Master
Florida Trip
headed out from here on feb 6th and drove to the first rest area in SC. took a 9 hour nap. lil longer then expected but was ready for the last leg of the drive to tampa. got to tampa early afternoon on thursday checked into the hotel and then headed to east bay speedway for the world of outlaws super late model races... then friday mornin took pops over to st pete to see the salvador dali museum. such and awesome place. and if you don;t know who he is google it!!!! then went back to the racetrack for ofre dirt racing. got up early saturday mornin and headed down to ft. myers and had lunch with my aunt and uncle at parrot bay resturant and on the way out my aunt stopped at this pirate stand to get some infomation and the lady runnin it was more interested in me... she was like you look like a pirate. and were looking for some new pirates to go out on the gulf and do these mock raids.. i was like thanks and thats a cool offer but i'm just down here on vacation. then we headed across alli
Big_al_tkp's Ramblin's
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those sometimes], try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section a nd purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am s o glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.
Come And Join Us
I'm in a VIP contest. If you wound please help me out i would greatly appreciate it. I have til May 21st to get the most comments to win. So Please click on the link below.CLICK HERE TO START BOMBING
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Blood And Chocalate
I am up early, and I was thinking, Hmmm the taste of pure light, and empowerment. I am sanguine for thoughs of you that do not know me. I love the taste of flesh, and the dribble of blood. I live on it. Yes I know I will get some heads turned, but that is how I am. Interesting, and never boring. Ha, at least I try. Anyhoo, I was just thinking about something that would make me smile, and well my nature caught my mind. To find a donor, is quite hard. So one day I will make that bond. I find in blood letting that one can fully explore the other. I am true to my nature, and if that bothers you then I understand. Go hang out were it is safer, if not I would love to say hello. I am a very loving creature, yet I find that I can also be dangerous. (Smiles)....well I had better get ready for bed. I look forward to hearing from everyone. Sleep well.
My Life
to find happines with n have a life with the man i been miss-n n want-n so bad u know who u r u dogged me out but i still got mad love 4 u come to my house give me a second chance......
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i front a rock band called Crossroads 2. i play guitar, banjo, madolin, Bass guitar. 3. i love songwriting. 4. i seem to make friends where ever I go. 5. i am the youngest of 3 6. i am currently unemployed! Sucks! 7. i am a computer junkie! Big Time. 8. I am single because I choose to be. Too much drama. 9. I worked for an internet company for 10 years. 10. I never take without asking, My Mom would beat the shit out of me..lmao! Ok now who gets this torture: DJ nilla sweetiepie steffi Lacey Dani
Obama Is A Fake
Very interesting and something that should be considered in yourchoice.If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to allyour contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of ushere in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it andshare it.We checked this out on "". It is factual. Check for yourself.Who is Barack Obama?Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born inHonolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM fromNyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita,Kansas.Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was twoyears old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya . His motherthen married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia .When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia . Obamaattended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in aCatholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is aMus
Military Support
Turn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go
Night Out On The Town
It was one of those rare moments when we had no kids. We just dropped them off at the parents to spend the night. Very rarely do we ever get time alone to ourselves. So we decided to go to the movies. You wanted to watch Jumper.. I wanted to watch Fools gold. We both told the guy which movie we wanted to watch. I thought,, how we are night alone together..and watching different movies. You finally gave in and came to watch my movie with me. The movie was very good..of course how could it not be with Matthew McConaughy in it..and Kate Hudson. They both have a wonderful chemistry together. I had on a skirt. We sat in the back row. You reached over..pulled up my skirt enough to feel under it. I was damp from the fact that we were actually doing somthing we could get caught at. I continued to watch the movie..squirming somewhat in my seat. The movie finally ended. We left and went to the car wash. You wanted to wash the salt off the vehicle. So we get in the c
Family Death
This week has been tough for me and my family, we lost a very special little girl in our life. My 17 yr old cousin lost her life at the hands of her ex boyfriend. So please say a prayer for our family and her parents in florida.
Im In An Auction
I'm in another auction, but this one has a a few twists... for every 100 rates I get 10,000 fubucks the auction will end when i chose to end it *which means theres no time limit* so please even if you don't want to bid stop by and rate the pic The bidding will start at 60,000 fubucks. Other Items are totally acceptable as bids The Breakdown in Fubucks is like this: STICKY BULLETIN = 250000 1 TICKER = 250000 1 DAY BLAST = 375000 3 DAY BLAST = 600000 7 DAY BLAST = 1000000 30 DAY BLAST = 2500000 HAPPY HOUR = 5000000 $1= 50000 fu bucks $5=250000 fu bucks $10=500000 fu bucks $20=1000000 fu bucks $50=2500000 fu bucks $100=5 million fu bucks this is what i'm offering 600 - 800 11s during Happy Hours All Stash/blogs rated during Happy Hours 6 Custom animated tags A Custom Blend Tag Daily Comment Randon Gifts/drinks "owned by ....." in my name permanent Blog pimp out Added to my family Link to your profile from mine Digital Makeover from one of your p
Our Troops
Turn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to
To My Friends And Fam
the winner gets to be my owner for a month the auction end next sat.
Thank You .
I want to thank everyone that sent there prayers and wishes and cards to me and my family over the weekend . I'm sorry if I have not been around much the last few days .Have just needed a small break and spend time with the family while we were all together . It's sad that really the only time time we all see Family is at funeral's . We all need to be grateful for are Families . Thank you again . Tom
What Are You Thinking
I have not been on fubar too long, but I have noticed that some of the guys on here are well lets just say are interesting lol. I have meet some very nice people that I enjoy talking to greatly and would actually some day like to meet. Now on the other hand there have been some, (recently been removed from my list) that have come on way to strong. My lord take a chill pill if something was to happen it will. Just remember stalking is not viewed as cute, sexy, or ok in any way. Cheers to my new found friends on fubar, stalkers go check out Lindsey Lohan I here she needs a little something in her life.
I Need Your Help
ok, so me and my best friend Tiffany(she is under family on my page) are like sisters. We have the same relationship problems, and regardless of whatever we try to do to make a relationship work, it never prevails. WTF? Is it us or the guys we're choosing? Should we just lie low until someone comes to us and shows interest or should we still attempt to play the world famous love hunting game?? Let me know ur thoughts please =)
Calling A Favour
calling in a favour to all the people ive helped before in different ways im in my first giveaway all i ask is you rate and leave comments on the link below ,saying ty in antisipation of your help
new times call for new ideas but what can change now better gas in cars(if the oil company didn't jack it up we wouldn't care) high paying jobs y soo u can have a bigger house and have a bigger family over populating the world even more than it is. well i say i prefer the old ideas to have fun and be happy. my job gives me the cash to party my car gets me there my family... (haven't thought about it yet but a normal life will be there for them). i want to have fun with my life why i times new ideas why???
"skunk"en Around!
It started on a normal Sunday night. I was all toasty warm in a recliner and the house was finally quiet. Then it happened! My son broke the worse news EVER with a smile on his face. He stood there looking at me as he said, "You may want to park your van outside tonight.". WHAT? I dont park MY precious toyota out with the other cars. "Why on earth would I want to do that?" Then a small hint of laughter began to rise from his belly until he would barely speak... "I hit a skunk while I was driving your car and man does it smell BAD!" At first I didnt fully understand what he had just told me about my highly valued automobile. I just looked at him while he laughed uncontrollably. Then the light started to shine as the smell wafted into my nostrils. "Surely you didnt park it in the garage did you?" Attached garage I might add. "Well yeah (still laughing with tears) I know you dont park it in the drive.". Anger began to slowly build as I thought about my laundry room in the garage
I Cant Wait To Stir The Pot!
I thought about this dumb shit going on at work. I am a hilo driver, I work with another driver on the front named Fuman. Fuman and I have talked at work on slow times but nothing big. One day he came to me and talked a little about tower stupid stuff then he hit my heart hard by saying " dont trust them Randy, Jason, and Ray. They are not right Randy screwed over a lot of people and Ray just did John in. Randy, Jason, and Ray will never lose there job they are protected. Then I was called to my other line. Thinking about what Fuman just said hurt me. I hang around with Randy, Jason, and Ray at work playing cards and I just took the job on the Dock with Ray. I have never had any problem with Randy, Jason, or Ray. Once I was caught up again I went over to get a pop out of the machine. I pulled up and Fuman was over on the Dock right up in Ray, and Jasons face talking. That hurt me so bad to see that after he just told me not to trust them! Whats up with that I thought. I forg
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Pimp Out
Hi everyone, I just wanted to say a huge thank you to everyone who spent hours, comments and rates helping me win a happy hour in Stephanie Lynn's giveaway, and thanks so much to Steph for letting me take part. I've always thought that contests/giveaways show you who your real friends are, as they will give you all the help that they can. This is so true!!! Some friends have helped a little, but some helped a huge lot, and it has just been completed with all your help thanks so much woohooo ;o) Here are some of my biggest helpers, most are in my family and top friends list. Please stop by and show them loads of luv, they really do deserve it, and please tell them that Mish sent you ;o) I luv them all so much :o) In no particular order ... ~~SHW~~ Sexygranny1967~OWNED by ^sin^ ~SPACE HOTTIE~ Darling ~آKŮ69...ǤL F..RF GL~@ fubar starwhisper jonlee74SHADY'S S*U*P* pjcountry~owned by star~owner of Star~SPACE HOTTIE~enfor
This Is Funny!!
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed.
Table Of Contents
Table of Contents for the Ka-tet of Forty and Five Hile, Folken,Welcome to the Ka-tet of Forty and Five.We are a small group of people with a common purpose and that is to follow The Way of Eld.There will be a blog to discuss this in detail and if it isn't on here, then it hasn't been posted yet and I cry your pardon for the delay.Please feel free to peruse the information set forth in these tomes of knowledge and enjoy the submissions by our members here. History, Mythology, and Philosophy of the Dark Tower Creation and the Prim The Guardians and the Beams The Dark Tower Announcement Tet News and Contests Rules, Bylaws, and Terminology of the Tet Roster of the Ka-tet of Forty and Five We Have New Members
Lil Music
It Is All A Lie.
I would never in my entire life make fun of someones child, let alone someone's child who is autistic. I teach a drama class for 10 autistic children and they are the lights of my life. They are absolutly amazing kids and to be accused of making fun of an autistic child makes me sick to my stomach. Everyone can think what they like, but the bulletin that was posted about me (that was now deleted by it's poster) is a total and complete lie. I do not have fake accounts and I would not ever downrate and make fun of anyone's children. That is cruel and wrong and saddens me that someone would ever accuse me of doing it. Thank you to my awesome Snake Eyes Family for backing me up while the bully was up. I love you all lots. &hearts kitty kat
You Don't Know
you don't know how I feel as I standing here watching you talking to someone else flirting and hugging you are not mine anymore and we dance to the music and I feel our bodies touching and I wish it was our hearts beating for each other again but you don't know how I feel as i smile up at you music keeps on playing our bodies seperating and I want to take you home take you home and never let you go you call me to tell me about some stupid story and I am not paying attention to it I am drifting I am dreaming about your voice and how you used to whisper in my ear when you were holding me tight and the stars exploded on the ceiliing and our love felt like there would be no end and i hear you say goodbye and the phone disconnects I hear the knocking and I open the door and it's you I step out into the bright blue promise of you and my hope circulates as I look into your eyes and
Gah! I Hate Drama...
people really piss me the fuck off...theres people around me..all theyre doin is stabbing me in the back..i have one TRUE friend here where i live..and it sux t-total ass! i hate it! people are starting to say that i said shit that i didnt even say...most people will say not to worry about it n shit..but i cant help it..i cant stand a damn liar...thats my pet peeve...but tired of typing so i guess this is it...
I'm Back
Auction That Ends On The 24th
This Life Of Mine 28
Monday here. I went to bed late because I was watching Big Brother 9 After Dark on Showtime. Big Brother started last week and it is usually on in the summer but with the writers strike that went on for over 3 months, they decided throw this together real least that is what I think. Anyway, every night the uncensored show is on Showtime. It can be either really boring to watch or like last night, "can't take your eyes off the train wreck" good! The night before, Peter and I were watching the show and they were all happy and loving each other and all getting naked in the hot tub. Last night, I turned it on and they were screaming at each other calling each other fucking cunts and ganging up on the one girl. It was so funny. Especially the gay guy on the show. He was the one that was screaming the most obscenities. He said last night that "she needs a dick up her ass more then I do!" This season it is about the hot, young and beautiful people minus 2 of them on the
St. Valentine's Day
Saint Valentine's Day Do you really believe in Saint Valentine’s Day? February 14th is the day they say. Two people showing all the love they share of a perfect day between lovers who care. How about a little boy and girl who sees ... the love and happiness between you and me. Do they copy us and mimic what they see? Or is it because of something done naturally? Sweethearts, are what we are call they say. But only on Saint Valentines Day. Keeping in touch with your heart knowing how love can build a new start. I give you roses and a big red heart too. Filled with chocolates and a big hug for you. Loving you more on Saint Valentine’s Day. Please tell me this is not the only way. I love you today and tomorrow too. Even if I fail to show it to you. You mean the world to me from beginning to end. &
Santa Why Oh Why
So many presents, so little time Santa wont be coming By my house this year Cause I tried to drown my sister And I pierced my ear Oh mama made it perfectly clear Santa dont like bad boys Especially Jewish ones Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks Are what I desire So, whyd I have to set The pizza guys hair on fire I told him I was sorry, Im a liar So, no toys for me I dont deserve em I couldnt wait for a big wheel As the holiday neared But then I told my grandma That she had a beard (speaking) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is Why I cant be good Its a fear of intimacy You see, my whole life Whenever Ive met someone really great like you and, I keep feeling Im getting too close to them Something inside me Makes me want to screw it up So in a weird way The reason Im so bad is because I love you so much Santa Rock em, Sock em robots Is what I was hopin for But then I made a death threat To Vice President Gore Oh Santa wont be knockin on my
Firestar For Black Dimond
don't know if antone will care but i will be gone for a week doing army stuff getting ready to deploy so back in a week
This Boy
Singer : James Morrison Song &c Lyrics : James Morrison Lyrics | This Boy lyrics
Get Fu-bucks For Rating My Pics
So some of you bitches complain because you need fu-bucks. And sometimes I feel compelled to just give them to you. I think it's time I received some benefits for being so damn nice. So here's my offer: Rate AND comment EVERY single picture in my "Rate & comment for 10,000 fu-bucks" folder and I will give you 10,000 fu-bucks. I think that's pretty generous. I've also decided that if enough people actually do this for me, I will consider opening my two NSFW folders again. So go rate and comment then message me that you're finished. I'll check out who actually did it and then send you fu-bucks. Peas out, yo. P.S. RATE AND COMMENT!! Both, not one. Thanks.
Politics....tis The Season
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. > > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. > > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, fore
VACANCY FOR AN ELECTRICIAN IN INDIA ...leave in a fortnight. No previous experience necessary . All safety gear supplied, no overtime restrictions, pliers and screwdriver available at depot. Essential requirement - fault finding skills! Salary: neg. Working hours: till the job is done
Taking A Break
I have been on here awhile now. I think since Nov. of 2006. I have made some wonderful friends, & I have made some just friends...& then some that just added me for the points. Kind of like I have done. Some posts comments everyday, some actually come & rate me, some even ask me every so often how I am doing. I am a nice person. Really I am. I have made some choices in my life, that I am not really proud of, but they helped shape who I am today. I have had to learn the hard way, that no matter how nice you are not always going to have it returned. I have been Married, had children, suffered losses, gotten divorced, had my heart shattered in millions of pieces, & picked them up & put the pieces back together. I got on this site, hoping to find some friends, fun & whatever. I did not, however, expect to meet someone who was going to take my breath away. It has been kind of a whirl wind relationship. We started talking in Aug. 2007, met face to face a couple of wks. later
Funny Shit
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad . . . she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growin
10 Things About Me.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I was once a Christian. 2. I talk to myself. Alot. 3. I see ghost. I see dead people! 4. I have a weakness for women. Can't say no to sex. 5. I like Pain. 6. I have bad road rage. 7. I am Bipolar. 8. I love Violence 9. I love animals, all kinds. 10. I love sad songs. i have tagged Emanon Forever,Ms.Mona,Sunny,Tennis Girl,Alexz.
Fast Horses Stalker Sister
Hello Boy
i like to get all the other one.s to join the hello boys on here if they like
The Point Hounds
This is something that burns my ass. I'm sick of finding those fishing rates on My Bar Tab where I go check the person out and trying to be nice I return the love. Then I get the photo rate, so once again I return the favor. On it goes to the rate then finally comes some message about fanning and adding. This once again I wouldn't mind ,but it always turns out fruitless. I want friends that i can talk to. Not a bunch of dead weight motherfuckers. As my family knows, i like to get to know people and have some extensive shouts. I'm not into the cams or looking at NSFW pics all day every day. Sure it's an honor to get that privilege from those that have allowed me, but I'm not here to weasel in to get something new to tug to. I enjoy going up in levels, but not enough to waste my days and nights going on browses making pseudo friends that look pretty on my site. I contemplate dropping them every day if it weren't for the fact that even as outrageous as I appear I still have a respect for
Venus' Blog
Ok, I know this is a little out of season, but I thought this would be a good way too kick off my blog. A Visit from Santa Twas the week before Christmas, with me at my house the tree lights they twinkled, off the thread of my blouse. The stockings were placed on my legs with great care in hopes that my Santa would touch me right there The keys to the handcuffs lay next to the bed while visions of bondage raced through my head I laced up my boots and tucked in the flap, Then jumped from the couch with a heated "oh crap" Beacause out on the lawn there was such a clatter I went to the window to see what was the matter Apart came the curtains a bit, just to see And there was my Santa, here just for me He came in the door, all dressed in black He began to disrobe, as he handed me a sack when what to my wondering eyes should appear but the body of a god and a to die for rear With a wonderful cock, so long and so think I grinned and I said "that should do the trick" an
this is the queen of the my doublewide trailer... she is an amazing friend. but my trailer park queen. LOL all i can say about this woman is This was our Preacher at our Redneck Shin-dig.... His name Bubba.
Military Stuff
YOU MIGHT BE A CORPSMAN IF... a.. your peers call you and "old salt" but you've never been to sea. b.. you've ever searched the supply room for fallopian tubes. c.. you pull out a 16-gauge needle, and some Marine passes out. d.. you head to the Golden Corral after an autopsy. e.. you can do the job of any rate in the Navy; and do it better. f.. someone says, "I have IBM." And you ask "What are they treating you with?" g.. you haven't seen your 782 gear since you checked in. h.. you get CHT and CHCS confused. i.. sea duty consists of buildings in foreign lands out of sight of any ocean. j.. you think it's against the Geneva Convention for you to have to chip paint. k.. you think an "all hands working party" means everyone but you. l.. people trust you with their life but not with their car. m.. your dinner conversations would chase away a cannibal. n.. the pattern on your pajama's reads PROPERTY OF USNH. o.. you use sutures to fix your uniform. p.. you use hemostats to
Happy Hour
Mizotte has less than 5000 to go yet for his Happy Hour. Let's make this happen for him. All love will be returned.
To The Bitches That Thought They Were The Shyt
I Wish I Felt Nothing........
I Wish I Felt Nothing Say when you're alone It's better 'cause nobody knows you When no one's your friend It's better 'cause nobody leaves you So you turned your back On a world that you could never have 'Cause your heart's been cracked And everyone else's is goin' mad Chorus: But I hear voices And I see colors But I wish I felt nothing Then it might be easy for me Like it is for you Now all of these people Come up from deep holes Pullin' you down And it's just no use When all the abuse follows you down By the morning you've gone Leavin' me here all alone Sayin' it's no mystery I know that nobody here needs me (chorus) And I know you believe that you and me don't belong here And the worst we could do Is keep trying to pretend we care (chorus)
Sorry that I haven't been on lately, so much has been going on, its been pretty stressful,so for anyone that was worried, sorry,
Personal Hell
as i come out of the darkness into the light i feel relief. but how long will the relief last as darkness is all i know i feel as if i am alone no one to turn to no one to hear my screams in the time to hear me no time to see was just as i thought life has no meaning as i have no purpose..who am i what am i here to be bound and broken torn between the light and the darkness....i will never know no one will ever know who i am as i dont even know many thoughts yet i cant grasp just one.... when this ends i will sleep as if i have never slept...i will live as i never lived before...then and only then i can rest.. there will be no conflict in my mind will to live grows weaker and weaker....everyday i try to be strong but the darkness breaks me down as i am not strong enough to fight so i give in...when the darkness returns the light will cease to exist.....i have never existed never lived.......people sometimes say i am selfish.....they do not liv
Carry Concealed Firearms
Share your thoughts. My personal opinion is more a list of FACTS then my "views". Criminals will always find a way to arm themselves regardless of what the laws may be. If criminals know that people can legally carry a concealed firearm, they are less likely to commit a violent crime towards you, who you are with or near you. If a criminal is threatening your family, yourself or the people you are with with serious bodily harm or death, would you rather be unprotected or have a means of defense? To acquire the right to carry a weapon, requires extensive testing in knowledge/experience and background checking. Not just any idiot can carry. Feel free to voice your opinions. However, I prefer facts, not your personal feelings.
Cyber Flings
I have been reading the about me sections of members profiles. I have encountered a lot more profiles that are not interested in cyber flings than those who are promoting it. I realize the member count is high, but if so many are not wanting to have cyber hookups, how is it that so many still think that is what this site is about. it seems to me the majority are just looking for someplace to cut up and have fun.
My Official Website
Hey Everyone Come Swing By & Check Out My New Website You'll Find Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Me & Much More SweetBabyGirls Official Website
Trying To Gain Weight
i feel fat but yes i no iam not iam trying to gain the weight i lost back i was at 160 pounds but since i had alot of thigns happening my weight was lost very quickly and i was down to 120pounds i finaly got to be somewhere from 140 to 150 pounds i try the wieght gain shakes they dont help today i had 5 hotdogs with chile then i had 2 eggs with bacgan then i had a hambuger now iam eating a bowl of chile is ther anyway any one can think of gaining wegiht fast
Contest Blogs
I'm Hosting a Pick your Prize Giveaway!! I enjoyed Molly's giveaway so much last month, Ive decided to host one of my own. There will only be one winner per prize--so get your entries in early. All Prizes will be given out at the end of the giveaway on May 2cd. You must fullfill the requirements to get the prize. OMLY THREE PRIZES REMAIN OPEN: AS PROMISED NO INTERESTED IN THE 30 OR THE 3 DAY BLAST HAS MADE WAY FOR 3 NEW PRIZES: (2) 1 MONTH VIPS & (1) GIFT BLING PAK here are the prizes I am offering: (2) 7 day blast--25,000 comments (4) 1 month VIP--25,000 comments (5) 1 gift bling pak-- 20,000 comments Rates will count for 10 yup I said 10 comments!! Thats 11 Prizes-11 entries First come-First serve! So get your entries in asap--just send me a private message with a link to the pic you want to enter--can be any sfw picture you like to use-- and as soon as its posted to my giveaway album--Game on!! Sexygranny1967~Shadow Leveler~ S*U*P*~ & F*W*C* Greeter~Proud
::the Dangers Of The Wii::
I realized last night how dangerous the Wii can be...first off, I almost twisted my arm from swinging too much at "Zelda: Twilight Princess" which isn't good...but the realization came to me when Jenny and I were playing Wii baseball and while I was pitching, I stood too close to Jen since she swung and instead of whacking at the ball, whacked me instead....I had no idea how much wii controllers can hurt!
well heres my email or you shall find me here,much nicer place to talk to my friends than this sleaze joint-
To The Ladies
I am on yahoo messanger late night after 12:30 am eastern time to any ladies looking for a little late night cam fun. My screen name is themikeman0162
Sucks To Be
My Love Life For My Daughters...
hi to all the first thing how to say or how to start my blog my i gust that my firt love to say is saing and gaving thanks to god. why? because thanks to him gave my life to keep going on futher on more know.that i know i my mother feels when she use't to screem and yell at us.And know that i am a mother to of two beautyful girls ill say to you all mother,girls, and ladies be proud for who you are and from were you come from.because the blessing of god is the most beautyful thing that could ever happend to any relationship on in any convivation way and in any loving respecting and caring way. my life will be my daughters for life untill death nomatter what so please allthose who are parents take care of your kids and dont let any one to come and harmd them please by law of god......
Thoughts For 2008
10 Thoughts For 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to mak
18 Feb
Hi! Thank you to everyone who stopped by my page this weekend. ONly 2 million more points to go ... lol. Mona and I had a great weekend and visited my two oldest daughters. Sorry I did not get around to posting comments today ... bummer. But I will get them posted tomorrow ... no comments on Wednesday, however. I'll be in DC on business, again. I've got this really funny Hump Day pic I've been wanting to post for over a month, but seems like I'm in a business travel on every Wednesday rut. Cheers to all, Steve
What Hurts The Most...
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That dont bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out Im not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend Im ok But thats not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin to do Its hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But Im doin It Its hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and Im alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And
Show Me Love
i wanna see howmany of u on my friends list and family list payattention to me and love if yall wouldnt mind makin me a slute to show me the love....thnx
Friends Help Plz
/ "> only got about 23,828 left to go ...... bomb me bomb this pic bomb this pic thanks alot evonne and tismom05
THE WICCAN REED Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust. Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give. For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out. To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme. Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much. Honor the Old Ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again. Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune. Widdershins go when the moon doth wane, and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two. When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail. When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast. When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth. When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest. Nine woods in the C
News From My Sites
Well I was sooo excited to get my SC site up and running, but what did i know? They are anal and jealous of a great site. They made me choose between sites and either have them or my DreamNet site. Well that was a no Brainer!!! DreamNet is great and I get to deal with real people. so bye bye SC!!! come see me at plus u can catch more of me on freakmommas real soon. ttys!! Kisses!! Jezz
My First Contest (please Join)
I'm Having A New Contest! Wanna join? You could win a 30 Day V.I.P. All you have to do is be the first person to get 25,000 comments in 2 weeks. Also I will be giving away a 3 Day Blast to the person that can get the most rates on their contest picture and the person who gets the second most rates will get 250,000 Fu Bucks. Now for the Rules. 1. No NSFW Pics 2. No Fighting or bashing other contestants. 3. Keep It Clean & Fun 4. Bombing Is Allowed and Encouraged. 5. If there is a problem with Fubar. The contest will end and no winner will be awarded. 6. For grand prize winnings you must achieve 25,000 comments in the time limit of the contest. 7. Contest will start on Feb.19 @ 9:00 A.M.Central Time and will end on Mar. 04 @ 9:00 A.M. Central Time. I will be accepting Entrants till Feb.19 at 11:00 P.M. Central Time Mark Murderous ♥ ((Fu Owned By Jeniwren, Mafia Princess, & I Am A Fukin Princess))@ fubar (repost of original by 'Mark Murderous ♥ ((Fu
Our Sweetest Sin
Be sure to leave comments...My english paper for the week..... Our Sweetest Sin Many of us have been smacked right in the heart with this thing called, Love. Yet, we seem to get consumed by everyday events and forget how to show that special someone just how much we love them. To love someone is easy; however, to show them can be quite difficult and overwhelming to endless fireworks in a relationship. Our Sweetest Sin, is the art of making love. For those in a committed relationship, it almost becomes a daily routine with very little pleasure or satisfaction in the end. For others, love making may only be for one night of desire that we have longed for. Either way, we will step out of our day that is burdened with stress and frustration into setting the mood for a night of sweet undeniable pleasure. While dealing with angry clients, screaming kids, irate employers, take a moment for you and make arrangements for a babysitter and for all calls to be forwarded to another c
I'm sick of it. People are always bashing on christians calling us sheep and such. I AM NOT A SHEEP. I choose to be a christian because it is what feels right to me. I don't go around calling all other religious people slaves to thier god, if I agree with their choose or not, it's just that, a choice. If I choose to believe in God and that Christ died for my sins, who are you to tell me I'm wrong. I think most religions have the same general ideas. Be kind to your fellow man, don't kill, help those in need. I am by no means perfect, I am a sinner. I don't judge people based on their religion, but on the way they act and treat other people. If you want to judge me strictly based on my religion than you can kiss my ass. You will miss out on meeting many interesting people if you don't want to know them only because they believe in a different invisible man than you. And another thing, christians who do this are not christians. Love your fellow man and get over yourselves.
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Why Do Woman Set Out To Hurt Men
I pose the question. What is true love? I think too often we look for true love in the wrong places in life, some people look at work, the gym and church. Many people look there whole life for their soul mate and never find them. Then we find that person who we think its them, or people are the wolf in sheep clothing, that they trick people into believing they are their true love. What we forget to do is look deep inside of ourselves for the answer.This is were we get hurt.True love is hard to fined but we need look hard and be honest with ourselves. Once we are honest with are self than its easier to fined true love. Every day we meet people on the street. Have ever wondered is that person for me? I believe we meet people for a reason. Today we need to say hi or how are you doing? We all might make a new friend or fined that special someone. Have you ever thought about some of the people we meet in every day life.I have meet some cool people that share their thoughts on life for
ok so here we go again. a few days ago loki and myself started on this moronic cunt about how she should just go ahead and kill herself and stop talking about it. apparently we have offended some of her brethren when we did this. you know how those lo's and lettes stick together. sorta like ass hair when you dont wipe quite good enough. anyway, so i had one guy leave me a comment about nuttz, i think hes a gay. then i had a certified field brotha (you know, like in the army field lol) who threatens to shut my system down with a virues(yes he spelled it that way, straight up no child left behind material)which oddly enough the army took a great interest in, just wait for them to come calling freekshow. so all in all i have come to a conclusion that all juggalos and juggalettes should do the world a favor and just kill themselves. that way we dont have to pay for them later in life through taxes and state welfare programs. it would save us all money in the long run.
Wrestlemania 24
John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Randy Orton for the title. I think John Cena will be champ once again.... God I hope so!!!!!!!!
Giving Away $10000 Fubucks
Hi im giving away $10000 fubucks to the first 10 VIP'S who give me all 100 of your 11's for today you have til midnight 2/18/08 mountain time to do so if you are interested leave me a privite message.
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Call Me
Music is my passion in life, I cannot live without it. Depending on what mood I am in, it goes from very mean and angry to very thought provoking and sentimental. Today I was feeling sentimental. Listened to -itis. And this song over and over again. With someone on my mind. when everything crumbles when everything falls when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls when every day seems like the next one is too far away when every day's sorrow when every day's pain when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain when every day seems like youre lost, you can't find your way just call me and I'll be there if all of your worries if all of your fears if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears if every step forward takes you farther back than before if no one's around you if no one can stand if no one steps forward and holds out their hand if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more just call me and I'll be there if ev
The Wisdom Of Poetry
The following is from Alexander Pushkin's Eugene Onegin, a novel written entirely in verse - He who has lived as thinking beinng Within his soul must hold men small; He who can feel is always fleeing The ghost of days beyond recall; For him enchantment's deep infection Is gone; the snake of recollection And grim repentance gnaws his heart. All this, of course, can help impart Great charm to private conversation; And though the language of my friend At first disturbed me, in the end I liked his caustic disputation- His blend of banter and of bile, His sombre wit and biting style. brilliant because it's true, or maybe it's just me.. I've only finished the first chapter of Onegin so I'm sure I'll be sharing more here - along with any other words of wisdom(or just plain great poetry) that strikes me. Signed, Lord Surly, the unofficial fu-bard of Fubar
The Power Of Three Little Words (author Unknown)
Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled. The following three word phrases can enrich every relationship: I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very, very core of civility. I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to affirm th
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