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Someone Needs Fired
Someone needs fired!!! A billion - the true story about a billion Dollars This is too true to be very funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the

Go Giants!!!
What is the biggest choke of all time coulda had a perfect season why nothing else then the New England Patriots!! How about those Giants hey!! Patriots really choked big time and I hope all you Nrew Englanders read this n comment on this cuase that was pathetic. At least the Giants dont need any high profiled women to keep them distracted like that fag Tom Brady or even Tony Romo for that matter next year I hope the Super Bowl will be the Giants n Colts brother vs brother that would be cool. I dont think the Patriots have enough to do this again after they got their asses handed to them last night!!! Hey how about them Cowboys lol!!1 Who thinks hell break up with Jessica Simpson now since they lost But hey how about them Giants!!!!!!! Just wondering if theres anyone from NY on this site compared to the others lieke stinkin Myspace or whatever. It also seems like the hottest babes on here are not even from NY well if ure from NY/ NJ check my page rate me do whatever you want

Today.
Ok another blog to vent. I am just irritated. I do everything I can to help out my friends. I am the type of person do as you want to be treated. I stand up for my friends if I think someone is treating them unfairly. Then my friends see it as eather getting involved in personal buisness or sticking where I dont belong. I guess you could say yes that is part of it. But would you not want your friends to back you if someone was treating you like crap. On the same thing why is it that people feel they need to be an ass when someone is not exaclly in the best of moods. On relationships I am tired of being single. I am helping friends plan there weddings and taking there engagment pics. I know being a photographer I have to deal with that but it wears on you reminding you that your single. Dont get it I am a great friend, romantic, loving, faithful exc and feel I deserve to find that right guy. But I eather get seen as a peice of meat or not there type do to size. Then those

Psalm 23 (for Work)
The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He/She gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. She/He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining. He/She reminds me that She/He is my source and not my job. She/He restores me to sanity everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor Him/Her in all that I do. Even though I face budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers, discriminating supervisors, challenging, sometimes violent patients, difficult, often arrogant doctors, and an aging yet fit body that doesn’t cooperate every morning, I still will not stop --- for She/He is with me! Her/His presence, Her/His peace, and Her/His power will see me through. He/She raises me up, even when they fail to appreciate me. He/She claims me as Her/His own, even WHEN the healthcare system breaks down and threatens everyone. Her/His faithfulness and love is better than any bonus check. His/Her retirement plan beats every 401k there is! When it’s

Go Red!
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w

Just Me
Ok. So since your here, reading this, I figure I'll clue you in on me. Please don't think at this early point in our relationship (lol) I'm going to reveal anything too deep or meaningful. I can't give away all my good secrets all at once now can I? Anyway, like I said on my profile, I am married to my best friend. He's a wonderful man and I couldn't be happier. Between us we have 7 kids, ages ranging from 8 to almost 15. I'm can be very abrasive, I tell it like it is..especially if you've pissed me off. But on the opposite side of the spectrum, I'm a very good listener, extremely protective of my family and my friends. I really enjoy writing, it's my "creative outlet". Feel free to comment on my blogs. I can take the criticism. I'm only here to chat..I'm not looking for anything other than friends. I have no hidden agenda, so if you do, then I'm not interested. If at this point I haven't made you feel totally alienated, and you still want to chat, feel free to drop me a message.

Abc Game
ABC Game I am starting a new game here on my page that I think will be fun and fu-profitable. Its very simple really everyday (every 24 hours) I will post a new picture with a letter of the alphanbet, all you have to do is post pix, or comments, or whatever you think will impress me that pertains to that daily letter. Ok so its fubar gone sesame street! I am the sole judge so anything goes (no NSFW)... post great graphics, tell me a joke, comment bomb whatever you think will work. I'm an old softy but I don't impress easily, so you have to use your imagination. Everyone who participates will get 50 fubucks, the daily winner will receive 100O fubucks and thier name will go into the final drawing. The final drawing will be for 10,000 fubucks and a 1 day ticker. Simple enuff? Only other requirement is you must rate/fan/add me. So lets get started, I will post the first pic ready for your creativity, at midnight(EST))01-14-09, so get to it! ~*~DJ LuAngel~*~Ozz

Blah
Bare with me im bored if I mess any of these up let me know. I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach. I will not allow myself to indulge in the usual manipulating game of role creation. Fortunately for me, my self-knowledge has transcended that and I have come to understand that life is best to be lived and not to be conceptualized. I am happy because I am growing daily and I am honestly not knowing where the limit lies. To be certain, every day there can be a revelation or a new discovery. I treasure the memory of the past misfortunes. It has added more to my bank of fortitude. Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. Let the spirit out - Discard all thoughts of reward, all hopes of pra

Woo Hoo I Passed!!!!
I am so excited. I just passed the 4 day Riders Edge Couerse at American Eagle Harley Davidson. I have not ridden for nearly 25 years. Have been passenger on back all that time. Now I am ready to go out and get me a New Harley. I am so excited.!!!!

Level Punk!
Baldpunk needs a little help in leveling, lets go blow his page up! **BaldPunk**Manager of Spirits Den Lounge-Co-Founder of Spirit Levelers**@ fubar And come check out the hottest new lounge on fubar! Come on by our lounge, Playing Jokers Snake Bite radio network! check us out for some good company and music!! Click the banner!

Changes To My Friends Lists
Just a note to see who read blogs and who is really a friend, i will be going throu my family and friends lists yet again while i still have my VIP,,, i will be deleting those who DONT * visit me * chat to me i dont want any point whores here who just added me for points and rates. If u havent read or visited me in a week i will be deleting u from my lists and i will be readjusting my family lists accordingly. There is so many cheats on here aswell, if u have no salute and i added u before i wanted them as a prerequisite u will be deleted also, i will NOT be supporting FAKE accounts I thank all those who regualarly visit and talk, to u love ya all and u all know it,. Bites, hugs, nibbles and smooches to all those who are TRUE. To those who are fake, i guess u dont even know because u dont even know i have written this Take care blessed be dark dreams Manda,,,,aka VixenParanormalGoth

Too Excited!
My husband is singing in a band called PsychoMagnet(check them out DAMMIT)and it is going VERY well. T.J.,his guitarist Guy and our friend Bill just started a new project today on the side.Yes,it will make for an interesting year.If anyone out there has contacts within the college scene in and around Pittsburgh,please contact me,we NEED u! The side project is an acoustic thing and we will be looking to book some shows in the next 2 months.I'll keep everyone updated as shows arise.As of right now,PsychoMagnet is playing at RPM's in Bridgeville on Feb 16th with Ashes To Ashes and ZILCH,will be a VERY good time.Hope to see you there!

Desire
Eyes staring from across the room. Shared smiles, as butterflies dance in their bellies. A song only the two of them can hear. The anticipation of her touch. The desire to feel his lips pressed against hers. The secretiveness and lies that line their story. Together, They drown out the saga that surrounds them. For a moment, They are one. They are happy. With a sudden touch of the hand she is drawn back to the reality that sits in front of her. Drawn back to the sadness and hurt that consumes her. She takes a sip of her beer trying to drown the emptiness she feels. Turning back to her escape every so often with a smile. Longing to hold him. The desire to be happy. The desire to be one. written by binnieblueyes copyright 2006

Men
Why are men such ass holes? Why do they think they can love you day and hate you the next and then you come back the next? Why do women go back again and again. Why all the games? What ever happend to LOVE. HONESTY. TRUST. What happened that in todays world real relationships are rare and precious? And why is it that when you find this person you are supposed to be with they are not ready to be with anyone? Oh I know cause you werent meant to be to begin with.......

Fu License *see Inside For Details*
Thats right now you can have your very own Fu License brought to you exclusively by Fu-Milf Queen. Simply Click the image above and request your's today. *Price per License* 5000 Fu-Bucks Got a lounge, want Exclusive License? Price is 8000 Fu Bucks per license for a fully customized License *Special Bundle prices available as well. So what are you waiting for, click on the image above and Request your's today. This has been another Awesome and Kick Ass Offer, Brought to you Exclusively by Dj Tweek and 504 Bourbon Street.

Peoples Court
okay peeps for the first time ever im takin pics request what do yall what more of A.Default Pics B.Teaser Pics C.Private Pics type the letter of what u wanna see whatever the most popular thats the pics ill take. if u wanna see my nsfw there are two ways one u pay me fubucks or u let me see u nsfw pics simple isnt it hi friends my yahoo get hacked but dont worry i made a new account if u would like the addy send me a message and not a shout

Lets Help These Ladys
Attention all friends and family. If I have ever helped you out in a giveaway or contest please help me now. I'm in a Happy Hour giveaway and need 140,000 comments, I'm at 55,534 right now please come drop me a few comments. It's comments AND rate the pic. http://fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack! PLEASE HELP OUT THE SOONER I GET TO 140,000 COMMENT IM DONE/ALSO IF WANT A MORPH I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Attention all friends and family. If I have ever helped you out in a giveaway or contest please help me now. I'm in a Happy Hour giveaway and need 140,000 comments, I'm at 55,534 right now please come

Deep Thoughts...
Sometimes, a hug is all what we need. Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives. In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal. As this symbol of human hope spread accross the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED. What we then witness is the true spirit of humanity come together in what can only be described as awe inspiring. In the Spirit of the free hugs campaign, PASS THIS TO A FRIEND and HUG A STRANGER! After all, If you can reach just one person... I have a friend who is very dear to me who has a very important mission in life. There is one problem...he is being deceived. I know that I must tell him, but here's my dilemma, he is very defensive toward me right now because he wants to do what he wants to do even though he knows what he has to do, so he is not recepti

Band News
midwest melodic metal ADVOCATE from decatur (shit hole) IL the page isn't much to see but thats not the point we want you to listen http://www.myspace.com/advocateillinois if your on myspace add us we love to hear feedback (all music was recorded and produced by advocate) im dude_7227 if you wana chat let me know im usually on late i can talk about anything and i have a cam

Sad Day For Men Everywhere
Well, I know Katie has had a lot of fun analyzing the way the porn industry has crossed over into mainstream celebrity culture, and, the way Jenna Jameson lead that charge. Well, she of course later morphed into Jenna Jameson Monster, and, I’d say her retirement didn’t come a minute too soon. In fact, I’d say we all could have lead happy lives had she retired about seven or eight years ago. I know that’s some tough talk; but, it’s a tough industry, and, when you put yourself out there to be evaluated based upon your appearance… well, then…. don’t be surprised when you get comments like mine. If say Katherine Hepburn were retiring, I’d consider it completely inappropriate to rough her up based upon her old lady fuglyness. That just wouldn’t be right. But, Jenna… you had a good run… and, then, as the rumor mill has it… you got bit by both Father Time which stirred up the plastic surgery bug. Oh, Father Time is not a nice man… and, plastic surgery… well

My Personal Views....
My friend of 23 years has just went thru a rather emotionally painful divorce and is turning to me for support thru her rough times. Last night, in her emotional state, she offered herself to me. Now I KNOW, WITH OUT A DOUBT, that she's in a vunerable state of mind to do ANYTHING and that's why I said NO. My question is..Could you sleep with a friend in this condition knowing their state of mind? Remember this movie...

Me
It's been awhile since i posted any of my thoughts, so i felt that it was time. I have been going through alot of change in my life, and i feel like i am going crazy, and at the same time i dont know if i am coming or going anymore. I hope that i have been there for anyone that needed me to be there. I truly feel left behind in many aspects of my life, like i am not wanted by some of the people that i care about and that alot of people dont understand me...i feel like i am missing out on my life sometimes. i have been in a rut for quite a long time, and i have been trying to change it. not been completely successful in that so far, but i am trying, i have great ambitions but at this point i feel like everything i want is out of my reach. and that i am not meant to have anything. life is hard to navigate when you are on your own, and i wish i could enjoy it more. i graduate in may and i dont feel that i am ready, i am excited yes, but so totally scared to death. i am afraid that i am

On The Road Again =)
Hello everyone! Im taking a trip to TX to see my son & his sweet family. We didnt get to see them for Christmas. Two of the grand daughters birthdays are coming up soon, a perfect excuse to visit! I dont know what time the Superbowl is but I will be flying back on the 3rd also. I could be in the Dallas airport at the time, lol. I might need some info on it when I get back =) Now that the Cowboys are out of the playoffs, they might not have it playing at the gates. Enjoy the game, u football fans out there. Have a safe month & stay warm my friends! Hugs =)

A Million Times
A million times I've needed you,A million times I've cried. If love alone could have saved you,You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly,In death I love you still. In my heart you hold a place no one could ever fill. It broke my heart to lose you, But you did not go alone. For a part of me went with you, The day God called you home. Death will never break the ties that bond our lives together. I loved you then,I love you now And I will love you forever! Rest In peace My Mom,My Best friend My Everything! 05-12-49 ~ 04-28-99 Tombstone Generator at Comments101.com

Slow Dance
----------------------------------------------- Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in y

Good One
Can you answer this riddle Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom wi

Gm !
Was a rough night sleeping lastnight. For some reason.. I couldnt sleep..and when I did go to sleep I woke up to hearing somthing digging /chewing behind hubbys guncabinet. Knowing that the boys just had there hamster out before bedtime.. I put 2 and 2 together. So here I am trying to move this gun cabinet..to get to it. Unfortunately I couldnt do it..so I woke hubby up to get it done. He was there like.. do I have to at this hour. I said ya.. its gonna eventually get lost in the house..and I cant sleep hearing it chew. Anyways.. he got up and I got the furry little critter. Now, I feel like I am dragging. Not sure if I should go back to bed.. or what. Is it bad..that I called the school..asked them to pull my son out of class..just to ask him where he hid my candy bar from me? LOL. Yes, I know I am bad. Hubby just called.. saying... I had a dream that you woke me up to move the gun cabinet lastnight. I just giggled. Well, thats enough.. hope you all have a great day!

Great Friends
THIS IS A THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HELPED US BOMB OUR GIVEAWAY.. .NO IT'S NOT OVER YET BUT WITH ALL THE HARD WORK YA'LL ARE DOING ... WE WILL GET IT DONE.... THESE PPL ARE THE GREATEST FRIENDS YOU COULD HAVE .... MAJICALLY DELICIOUS..ceo of fusista's bombing & leveling crew hostess 4 fubar cruise@ fubar fubrotha shaggy@ fubar Smitty - Just Having Fun - Fubrotha@ fubar ~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ FuSistas & FuBrothas Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar FUBROTHA~DYWAYNE@ fubar choppie ~fubrotha~@ fubar AND FOR THE STICKY nice_girl_4_now@ fubar ~ Chickie Momma~ Mr. JDub's Wifey~ 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's and Fubrotha's~@ fubar ღஜDa®k Kittÿஜღ ~~Fo®eve® In Da®kne§§~~Fusista~@ fubar Sugar Cookie Fusist

Hello Everyone
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Disasters
Natural Disaster Darkened clouds, wind and rain. Left alone with all this pain. It’s winter here without you. Landslides always drag me down Trapped for days, will I be found ? I pray for skies of blue. Flooded plains within my head Tornadoes draw near, leave me for dead. I feel alone without you. Drought from tears I know not for I’ve cried for days, I cry no more. I’ve made mistakes, it’s true Hurricane waves pound on my shore I’m drowning on my bedroom floor. Will we never be together? This natural bridge from heart to heart Collapsed in shreds, fallen apart These seasons last forever.

Cheapest Over Seas Phone Calls...
Ok here ya go for those interested in how to talk to someone overseas... First we know about the IM's out there that have voice chat capabilitys. However we also know some people are not computer literat, or they are using VISTA which is a big pile of crap right now, and it makes it hard to use MICs which i have experianced. So the options i have used and found that avoid PC's or at least one PC. 1. Skype i use it to call the UK at .021 a minute. Alot cheeper then any real phone or phone card. The sound quality is great and it only drops off if their cordless phone dies, or your internet has a hickup. This is a option that works great if one person is not very computer literate and their mic is not working. If both work then you can call skype to skype for free. 2. Vonage - This is probably the best bet for Phone to Phone calls. Let the person who has a landline get it, unless you want one to. Here is how im doing it for free calls to the UK right now. My friend has V

None Of That Sissy Stuff : )~
"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me unt

Contest Rules
Did you want to be called the Sexy Girl On Fubar!! I would Like to start this ASAP. I need to know who would like to be in it. I will be taking sing up for this at fubar. Just send me a private message! Letting me know you want to be in it.

2007 Stupidy Awards
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Stupidity Awards are bestowed, honouring the least of the bright among us. And this year's glorious Winner is: When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honourable Mentions: 1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 2. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 3. After stopping

An Obit To Remember
SENSE, Common (Birth date unknown) Today we mourn the passing of a dearly beloved old friend, who has been with us for many years by the name of Common Sense. No one truly knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were lost long ago in bureaucratic red tape, however he will be remembered as having cultivated such valued lessons as: > Knowing when to come in out of the rain > Why the early bird gets the worm > That life isn't always fair Common Sense lived by a simple, yet sound financial policy (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategy (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health had begun to deteriorate when well intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. There were reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; of teens being suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher that was fired for reprimanding an unruly student. His condition rapidly declined even

Message To A Friend
It has been said that one of the greatest weaknesses most people have is their inability to let others know how much they love them while they have the opportunity to do so. So today, I take the opportunity to thank not only you, but also the lord for your friendship. Now ours is not an ordinary friendship, but then again ordinary is not a word that I’d use to describe either one of us. Because I am a shy but friendly fellow while you, you are an incredible human being with whom I share a kindred spirit. I strongly believe in you-in all the things that are important to you, and the admirable way that you live your life. I have watched you draw from within yourself, the strength t overcome life’s obstacles. Your ability to turn lemons into lemonade and the way you grow from those experiences that life brings you. You have a determined spirit and a great strength of character-qualities which I have never come across so strongly before, and both which I greatly admire. I hope that wha

My Happy Hour Dedicated To Steven
Happy Hour Dedication Tonight at 10pm gmt i will be having a Happy Hour which is dedicated to my son Steven who a lot of my friends already Know has Downs Syndrome and is battling so bravely and cheerfully against cancer. A special folder has been made for steven especailly for this Happy Hour. This is the link to the first photo Steven is really excited and looking forward to seeing the screen shots which will be taken of the Happy Hour and show to him in hospital. Thanks to all my friends old and new ones and the ones i have yet to meet. Dave

What A Great Place~sisterhood
The Sisterhood is a family that I've created for women only. We are not a bombing family nor a Leveling family. I do however post a pinkout (pimpout) on Fridays but they are not a requirement; if you're sitting around bored looking for something to do, they are a great way to show your sisters love; again they are not a requirement. The only requirements I have are listed in the rules. I created The Sisterhood so that the women of Fubar have a place to come to where they can feel safe from the extremely rude and often vulgar sexual advances from the some of the men of Fubar (not all). A place where you can talk about anything to any one of the sisters and not feel judged because the chances are that one of us has been there and even perhaps are going through it now right along with you. I hope this helps. Sister Love, SuperStarrPrincess Owner The Sisterhood Join The Sisterhood!!

This Is My Last Blog.....
I just wanted to let you know about something that has been bugging me for some time now. Well for for the short story. I am struggling very very very hard. I am feeling like I am working to struggle. I cant even put food in my house as of right now. I dont want my son to go even i night without something to eat or feeling full. I have gone several times without eating. I have been feeling very suicidal because I feel so hopeless. I have even though of letting Nicks dad take him at least I know he will be fed. That alone the thought of not having my son because I cant do what I got to do as a mother hurts and is killing me. Also The thought that I am worthless and that I cant feed my son is killing me. I am about to snap. I just dont know why I am here if I have NO ONE to turn to. I have no family that cares I have not true friends that care. So that leaves me to wonder why am I here?? My son go go live with his dad and at least I will know that he will have food in his tummy and as fo

It Is What It Is!!
A Song To Sing I struggle everyday with this feeling of dispair. So many lives lost to this disease that so many share. Your life is on the line and headed for the shredder. It hurts to know I can't help make things better. Your words run through my head, and there's nothing I can do I wish I could make it all go away, and make it better for you. I see the person you are inside, fighting to get out. But your heart and mind are engorged with doubt. You say it will never end, and you don't want to die. But you give everything you have just to feel that high. Lost souls rendered breathless by his retched hand. He ensnares your legs, so that you cannot stand. He steals your joy, so that you are always sad. He invades your thoughts and makes you go mad. He seizes your heart, your soul,and your mind. He devours your life with his enticing bind. I watch you go through these painful battles You are sinking fast, without any paddles. You reach out for

Let Love In
GOO GOO DOLLS LYRICS "Let Love In" You wait, wanting this world To let you in And you stand there A frozen light In dark and empty streets You smile hiding behind A God-given face But I know you're so much more Everything they ignore Is all that I need to see You're the only one I ever believed in The answer that could never be found The moment you decided to let love in Now I'm banging on the door of an angel The end of fear is where we begin The moment we decided to let love in I wish Wishing for you to find your way And I'll hold on for all you need That's all we need to say I'll take my chances while You take your time with This game you play But I can't control your soul You need to let me know You leaving or you gonna stay You're the only one I ever believed in The answer that could never be found The moment you decided to let love in Now I'm banging on the door of an angel The end of fear is where we begin The moment we decided to let l

Do Not Forget Your Flu Shot
Please do not forget your flu shot!!!! The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better. Eatright! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day,go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol...Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air

Scrabble
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN

Auction!
You could own me for a month!!!!! CLICK PIC BELOW TO BID !!!!!!! ¢¾Angel ¢¾ Bad Girl¢¾~Head Bartender @Club Adrenaline~FU-GF to King of Boriquas~@ fubar CONTEST ENDS JANUARY 20TH ~THE AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!~ What better way to show your friends that you care than by auctioning them off? By bidding on them of course! Show your friends you care and want to own them, or bid on a complete stranger! Bidding Ends Next Wednesday, April 2nd UP FOR SALEClick the pic to be taken to their auction page

Life In Savannah
Dear Billy, I just got back home from telling you goodbye. I heard the stories as to what happened and it passes through my mind. I wish no one had told me the details, but listened to Kenny cause he needed to talk. And you are no longer there for him to go to. I know he will be there for the boys, he can not take your place by no means, but he can support them the way you would want him to. You had your demon, and it seem to never let you go. But that demon is no longer there, God has taken him off for good. I love you so much Billy. The way you could always make a person laugh, the way you were always ready to give a hug to some one if you thought they need it, and the way you were quick to stand up for your family. You never denied who you were and never lied about the things that you did. if you did it, you were man enough to say you did it. Aside from that demon, you were a great man, and we all know it. You are with God now, and he is keeping you safe. He took yo

Celtic Warrior's Blog
I wanted to write a little history about myself and how I got to where I am now helping Children of abuse and neglect. I was born and raised in Alexandria Virginia and I have never regretted it. When I was about 10 years old the movie "The Wild Angels" with Peter Fonda and Nancy Sintra came out. It was a biker movie that me and my friends watched I know about 6 times in a row that summer day in 1969. After that movie we went home and started our own Bicycle club and we were known as the "Disciples of Pure Hell". There was about 15 of us riding around the neighborhood on our 20" bikes thinking we were the coolest guys around. One day as I was riding home and I cut threough the Apartmeents down from my house, there were two guys sittiing on the small brick pilars near the street. I knew who they were I had seen them before on the Harley's. They were members of the"Hell's Angels". As I rode past the one big guy yells at me," hey bro nice bike". I waved my hand as to say thnak you when the

My World...
My life is chaos I never denied it Walls crumble Others are fortified You can say what you want You can even tear me apart But my will is done Hate me Deny me Go ahead Sacrifice me I open up myself Reliving old wounds Painful reminders Of what I believed true Say what you want Tear me apart What's done is done Rape me Kill me Can't you see You only fulfill me MAN We have little say in who we love, The heart and fates dictate, Circumstances dissipate our chances, It’s up to cruel destiny to mandate. WOMAN Take my hand… ease my mind. I try to make penance… can’t confess to the priest. It’s been so hard… I chastise myself. How do I live without you? MAN We’re both young… can’t predict to what this will lead, Never asking for more than what you can give. Settling for looks and stolen caresses, Wondering how much longer before we give in. WOMAN I hear your voice deep within me, It calls out to me… beckoning.

Whats Up Anyway?
Ok, Im going thru my list of friends to see whos online in here now , and I send out a kissing tag to those who are online , I think I sent it to at least 20 people , probably more. Well I only got 2 back . Thank you to Passy and Cajun Cherry. Are the rest of my friends that busy in here , they cant return a comment ? Thats why Lisa's not in fubar as much any more doing what I did before. Fubar seems to have just went down hill now. I have some in my family that I barely even hear from , even tho Im trying to stay in touch with my friends . Whats going on I wonder . Guess I'll be deleting friends again soon & keeping true friends who talk to me & stay in touch. Rock on - Lisa

My Mom
Well as a few of ya know I had to take my mom to the hospital this mornin for some test. She wont get the results back till Friday so keep ur fingers crossed everything comes back clear! Ill keep ya all informed on whats goin on. I do wanna say I am sorry for ignorin alot of you. I have just had alot on my mind with all this goin on plus with my uncle who passed away on new years its just been alot of stress! Everything always happens in three's and now with my mom havin problems its just really puttin a toll on me. I really dont mean to ignore anyone I just try and find things to do to keep my mind from goin crazy. I appreciate all the love and support I have gotten from my friends and I really thank yall for it. Not sure what I would do with out ya's. If I dont answer back any comments or shouts please dont take it the wrong way I just havent been in much of a mood to talk and ive been doin my best to keep a smile on my face and be there for all my friends that need me. Anyway thanks

Just Wanted To Say
To all my fubar friends I miss you alot now I am ack to work . I need to adjust to working again so until I do bare with me . I will be back soon . Love You SEEMS NOW I AM BACK TO WORK I AM NOT GETTING MANY RATES. SO PLEASE SHOW ME LOVE SO I CAN LEVEL TO 22. IT SEEMS LIKE ALOT TO ASK BUT I AM ALWAYS HELPING OUT WITH FU-BUCKS DONATION AND COMMENTING WHEN NEEDED SO SHOW THE LOVE ................. HUGGS KISSES

Drama Bullshit
IT SEEMS A RUMOR HAS GOT STARTED THAT I WAS NOT ON THIS SITE ANYMORE,WHY THE HELL WOULD I OPEN UP A LOUNGE AND PROMOTE IT AND BOOST MY FAMILY TO LEAVE THIS SITE.THERE WERE A LOT OF RUMORS GOING AROUND IN THE LOUNGE LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS NOT IN THERE TO DEFEND MYSELF.ALL OF THESE RUMORS THAT YOU ARE HEARING ARE NOTHING BUT "FUCKING RUMORS".AND I HAVE A REAL GOOD IDEA WHERE THE RUMORS ARE COMING FROM.AND HIS DAY WILL COME HE WANTS TO SIT UP AND TALK ABOUT MY BOGUS ACCOUNTS HE IS THE ONE THAT HAS THE NUMEROUS ACCOUTS THAT ARE NOT SALUTED SOME OF THEM ARE BUT THEY WERE GIVEN TO HIM.HE DON'T WANT TO GO AND START NOTHING WITH ME WITH HIS POT HEAD ASS.I GUESS THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT TO SAY FOR NOW I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN A FEW IN THE LOUNGE FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ACUALLY READ THESE NOT BUT 4 OR5 OF YOU READ THESE.I AM ABOUT TO GET SICK AND TIRED OF NO ONE READING THEM. THANKS, PAINTER~OWNER~FOUNDER

St. Baldricks
Hello to all of my family and friends, On March 29, 2008 I will be a hero for kids with cancer by shaving my head to raise funds for the St. Baldrick’s Foundation. The mission of the St. Baldrick’s Foundation is to raise awareness and funds to cure kid’s cancer by supporting cancer research and fellowships. St. Baldrick's is the world's largest volunteer-driven fundraising event for childhood cancer research. Thousands of volunteers shave their heads in solidarity of children with cancer, while requesting donations of support from friends and family. At a St. Baldrick's event, something amazing happens. People who normally shy away from the very thought of childhood cancer find themselves compelled to support this cause after looking into the face of these brave children who are smiling broadly as their friends and family members proudly display their newly shorn heads. Volunteers and donors see it can be fun to support a serious cause. Young cancer patients and

Time To Kill
just had sometime to do this... not to sure of what to say other then i am sick of people screwing me over... people move in, dont pay like the say they are going to, move out, destory my house and leave it for me to clean up... i am sick of this because it has happened for the last 5 months... why is it that the good hearted people are always the ones to get stepped on and nobody seems to care??????

Dumb Pricks
you guys are fuckin morons, even after i write a blog about being a guy and put in my about me that im a guy, you still come at me wanting to see my nsfw pics and telling me how beautiful i am, well you dumb cocksuckers, heres another chance to realize that im a fuckin male.

An Officers Life
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding' He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast _________________________ You wonder why that cop was so mean He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid ____________________________________________ You work for 8 hours He works for up to 18 hours _________________________ You drink hot coffee to stay awake. The cold rain in the middle of the nite keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He spills his as he runs code to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house. He makes sure his guns is clean and fully loaded and hi

6 ?
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully... maybe __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential __________________________________________________ [[[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]] as "6 questions?" __________________________________________________ IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

Pro-life
Dear Mommy... Month One Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.

My Thoughts On 2007!
IN THE LAST YEAR I HAVE GONE THREW SO MUCH AND I HAVE REALIZED THAT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL JUST ARNT WORTH IT WHEN YOU HAVE CHILDREN, AROUND THIS TIME OF LAST YEAR I WAS A HEAVY POT SMOKER AND A WHISKY PUKING ALCHY , WITCH EVENTUALLY ENDED UP WITH THE DHS COMING TO TAKE MY 2 BEAUTFULL LITTLE GIRLS FROM ME, ANANYA WHO WAS ONLY 4 AT THE TIME AND KENDLE WHO WAS ONLY 3 MONTHS OLD, I HAVE DONE ALOT TO MAKE SHURE THAT I GET THEM BACK, I HAVE GONE TO A.A AND I HAVE GONE TO DRUG TREATMENT AND IF EVERYTHING GOES WELL I SHOULD HAVE THE ORDER TO GET THEM BACK AT THE END OF THIS MONTH WITCH IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT. BUT I WISH NONE OF IT WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED KENDLE WHO IS NOW A YEAR OLD HAS GROWN UP SO SO SO MUCH AND IVE MIST ALOT IN HER LIFE, HER LEARNING TO CRAWL HER FIRST WORD HER FIRST STEP ALOT OF THINGS I WISH I COULD HAVE BENE THER FOR. ANANYA WHO IS NOW 5 ALWAYS ASK ME WHY SHE CANT COME HOME AND STAY WITH MOMMY AND THERE ISNT AN ANSWER I FEAL I CAN GIVE HER IM SO SORRY I LET MY CHILDREN DOWN

Military
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired,tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him , but he can field strip

Jokes
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy. . . You just hoped nobody ever found out!?! When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins Take o

Salute The Soldiers
If you read this, you will forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired,tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than washhis father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. H

Cum Play W/ This Kitty
Hello Boys! I'm naughty Taryn. A hot older babe who is absolutely cock crazy and crazy for YOU. I love to fuck older men and younger guys alike. I'm a 40-ish woman in her prime. Some might call me a mature Mommy or MILF. I have sexual experience that younger gals just don't have and I get off on it and with you. I know how to please a man. I know how to be your submissive whore. OR I can take control and give you exactly what you've been craving. I'll make your cock and balls ache for me. I'm gonna take you to a new level of pleasure. Think you can handle a REAL kinky lady? I'd like to see you try. I bet you have some naughty fantasies that make your dick nice and stiff, and I want to hear them, so let's get down and dirty together.

Up 4 Sale!
THATS RIGHT IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY SPECIAL NAUGHTY FOLDER WHICH IS FAMILY ONLY BUT YOU WILL HAVE UNLIMITED ACCESS PLUS I WILL MAKE SOME SPECIAL PERSONAL PICTURES FOR YOU.. YES I WILL TAKE SPECIAL REQUEST FROM YOU!!! THE LINK TO THE AUCTION! THE RULES ARE BELOW!!!

43 Out Of 100 Bands.
Four football fans--a Colts fan, a Seahawks fan, a Chargers fan, and a Patriots fan--are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Indianapolis fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Colts!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Seattle fan shouts, 'This is for the Seahawks!' and throws himself off the mountain. The San Diego fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain. Go Chargers!!! All you have to do is check bands that you enjoy. Then add them up and repost as “I like ___ out of 100 bands.” ALTERNATIVE [ ] Breaking Benjamin [ ] Paramore [ ] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [x] Linkin Park [ ]The Academy Is… [ ]Coldplay [ ]Three Days Grace [ ]Yellowcard [ ]30 Seconds to Mars [ ] Rise Against TOTAL SO FAR: 1 COUNTRY [ ] Rascal Flatts [x] Carrie Underwood [ ] Leanne Rimes [x] Garth Brooks [x]

Poems And Such
Ode to Amoxicillin My old friend, Amoxicillin, little pills of brown and yellow. Welcome back, Amoxicillin! I use to see you thrice a year. So how you been, Amoxicillin? Ready to fight this infection? From my ear? And from my throat? And from my nose? And a tonsil, too? Now my eye looks pink, what do you think? Guess you’ve gotta fight that one too. The very sick-- Jamie Writer Jan 15, 2008

Just In Your Wondering
Sorry I haven't been on here much, been in Tennessee. She made it through the surgery fine. They had trouble with her blood pressure at first but now it is up. She has developed pneumonia, but they have been giving her some really good anti-biotic drugs and and it to where she will be able to come home Monday. This is good because now I don't have to worry about driving down there in case something was to happen. I appreciate everyone's support through all of this. I hope that everyone has a great day and just want to say thanks. Well we just got back from the specialist today and they have told use this...the mass in her abdomen looks to be 50/50 on ovarian cancer. Bad news is even if it isn't at the rate it is growing it makes them think it is cancer and right now it is the size of a small watermelon, and if not removed she has 4-6 months to live before basically starving to death. If they do the surgery she has a 25% survival rate, which basically means there is a slim chance she

Romantic Poems
The Closest i can get to holding you, is with my words and yours, so i do not want to let go, for when i wake you are not there to hold. So i hang onto every word, as if it were a hug from you. And i desire your kisses, as if they were my own breath to live. J.Stacy Copyright Feb,2008 I've got some insights will you listen? just give new love a start, forget the guilt ridden trip, and go on, follow your heart. I know it's so difficult, there's pain in the past, I'm not asking for you to forget, Just start a brand new life. Life wasn't meant to be easy, and a life is such a long, long time, hard to make some words fit, its sometimes hard to make them sound right. But I can't imagine life, without taking a chance. And now I know my decision, is one of those painful choices, damned if do and damned if I don't, I can already hear those voices. The what if's, The could have beens. We have cried and laughed together, oh, how I love to see you

How Will It End????
About half way through the song Joey tightened his arms around me and pulled me closer to him. I instinctively lay my head against his shoulder. As I did this he made light strokes up and down my back, moving his hands in the rhythm of the music. When the song ended I backed away and started to walk off the dance floor. He stopped me as the band started to play another slow one. His expression was asking for one more. I turned back to him and smiled. He smiled back and his smile stopped me dead in my tracks. Before I could move he stepped up to me and quickly put his arms around me. As he did, he pulled me tight against him. He never took his eyes off me, but I couldn’t return his stare. He leaned down to my ear and asked, “What’s wrong Princess? Don’t you like me anymore? You were hot for me the other night when I fucked the shit out of you. And when you came on my face you tasted so sweet. I thought we would have us another little rendezvous the other day whe

No More Mr Nice Guy!!!
I have just finished watching an obscure movie that I can guarantee has not been watched by many due to the unattractiveness of the title and content. For some reason I found it very intriguing to say the least. The title of the movie was, “Lars and the real doll”. It was the story of a delusional young guy that strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the internet. Ryan Gosling, better known as Noah in the movie The Notebook was simply amazing in his role as the young man that had bought a sex doll off the internet because of his recluse mentality. The movie has an incredibly powerful and positive message about the ability of a community to heal and nurture a troubled soul by treating it with acceptance and compassion. Everyone should watch this movie for many reasons. Watch this movie for the comedy, romance, heartwarming performance of a man that saw something in something, as well as others that no one else desired to see. A story of love that was only

Im Up For Auction
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN ANY OF THESE SEXY BLUE LOUNGE STAFF AND MEMBERS FOR A MONTH!THE AUCTION ENDS AT 11PM CST SUNDAY JAN 20TH Shane aka 'DJ Lost Saint - #2 @ The Original Blue Lounge@ fubar ♥DjSexyBiootch♥BARBI'S HOMIE 4-LIFE -I.B.I.C.-EvilAngelButtBuddie-CrazyA$$Sis2Meg-@ fubar BJ Barbi~Greeter @ The Blue Lounge AKA SIS TO BLAIRMARE~DJ SEXYBIOOTCH'S HOMIE~CALIGUMBO'S PORNSTAR@ fubar Blairmare Fu-Sis to BJ Barbie Fu-lover to Rev Tom worshiper of DG@ fubar Rev Tom [Co-Owner Slapps Happy Hour] Thizz iz What it iz@ fubar DJ Gem~Bar Manager@The Blue Lounge~FU-GF 2 My Hot Mama ~Crazy A$$ Sis 2 DJ Sexy & A Tru Blu Bitch'@ fubar Caligumbo@ fubar *Mamasita**FU-GF to DJ MAD& FU-GF 2The Sexy DJ Gem@ fubar ♥Angel ♥ Bad Girl♥~Head Bartender @Club Adrenaline~FU-GF to King of Boriquas~@ fubar

Fubars Biggest Loser Award!
*****READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP****** So, we worked our ass off to help a friend last night who won a photo bombing contest fair and square and this is what we get in return! This guy is a puke! This is his other account. Cause he admittingly has a few. I will find his main account and post a link. He VIPS often so you would think he has some clue how FUBAR should go, right? NO! ->PebblesinA...: you are a loser and I will blog this right now and mumm it and make sure everyone knows what you have done bomberDJHY...: RIGHT HERE IT IS GOING BACK NOW ADDED ALL TOP COMMENT IS WINNER BYE ->PebblesinA...: you are not keeping up your end ->PebblesinA...: she won it ->PebblesinA...: the contest was most comments ->PebblesinA...: true people don't put on fake contests and get mad when they didn't get all the adds, fans or crushes they wanted ->PebblesinA...: look, you are a weasel . thats what it comes down to. you are a liar and a fake and wouldn't know what the heck a

My Aunt
She lived a hard life being a single mother and losing all 3 kids from camping trips, to skiing trips and her youngest son Issac was premature. My aunt Carol was a mid-wife who cared to help anyone who needed her time and her company.. These last few weeks I have struggle and gave up my own time with friends and loved ones, To carry out her last wishes. Just to have someone close to her heart. She will be truly missed in my eyes as well as my heart.. love always Melissa Jade

If You Want Me.. Bid On Me!
Hey everyone I am being auctioned off. If you want me, now is your chance to have me.. Go to this link and leave a comment of what you are bidding. If you win, I am all yours!!! here's the link... http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=993496&albumid=801753&i=2520557435

Dating Guidelines ???
I recently had a chance to do some thinking about the whole "dating" process, and I've come up with some perplexing questions on this matter.... What is the "correct" way to initiate dating? Obviously there is no one "perfect" way to begin, but there should at least be some general rules or a few guidelines to help with the process. In the old days, a young man would ask permission to "court" a girl, and he would state his intentions right up front. But today's women are much more liberated, and it's acceptable for them to be in relationships for reasons other than just marriage.... So it's obvious that in today's society.... yesterday's rules, no longer apply. Which brings us to the question, "Now what do we do"?.... Each woman has their own idea of how they want to be romanced.... For some it's wine and roses,.. For others it's the "confident caveman" approach where the guy takes charge and sweeps them off their feet..... Some women like to be treated as friends first, to let them g

How Not To Dispose Of A Christmas Tree
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man threw himself out of an apartment window along with a Christmas tree during a late-night attempt to dispose of his festive decorations. The man fell 22 feet after he lost his balance throwing the tree onto the street Saturday, police in the western city of Moenchengladbach said. The tree did not break the victim's fall. "There's a TV advert showing people having fun throwing their old Christmas trees out the window," said police spokesman Willy Thevessen Monday. "But you're not supposed to jump with them." The man was taken to hospital in critical condition with severe head injuries after witnesses saw him fall. (Reporting by Erik Kirschbaum; Editing by Giles Elgood) © Reuters 2008 All rights reserved

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YAY!!!! sooo im goin to new orleans on aug 15th!!!!! booked our plane tickets today! how fuckin exciting! i cant wait!!!!!!! Why do grown ass ppl feel the need to start drama.... once its over shouldnt it be left at that... I SERIOULSY HATE DUMB BITCHEZ..... their all the same.. their is no difference in ne of em.. they all jus want whats between ur legs... soo sick of it!

Wtf???
Why is it that some people find the need to be full of and fill everyone around them full of Bullshit????? Can anyone explain this to me? I try to be very honest and forthcoming about anything and everything about myself when I meet people, whether in real life or online. I have NO need to be dishonest about anything. And It just PISSES me off to NO end when people try to bullshit me.....If you can't be honest with me, go the hell away......I could give a shit about you.....Don't play me for in the end, I will boot ur ass to the curb with yesterday's trash. If you want to be my friend, cowboy up...Here I am.....I will be honest and loyal to you and will do my best to be a TRUE friend.... Just wondered if someone could explain to me why people are full of bullshit...and to prove to me that there are honest people left in this world.

Just Found This :d
šOCTOBER = PERFECT -Trustworthy and loyal. -Very passionate. -Wild alot of the time. -Great kisser. -can be a silly dork not knowin anything. -Knows how to have fun. -Super sexy. -can be a great friend. -loves to eat anything good out there. -has alot of responsibility. -Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty. -great smile. -cares about friends. -Playful, but secretive. -gets alot of attention. -can sometimes be too bossy. -very stubborn at moments. -can be a lil bit too much hiper& crazy. -emotional and temperamental sometimes. -Meets new people easily and very social in a group. -Fearless and independent. -Can hold their own. -Stands out in a crowd. -Essentially very smart.

Weirdness
So, yeah, things are going well with me. Doing that whole being weird in my own way thing. It's fuuuuun! Yeah, there's really not too much for me to write at the moment. Hopefully Mr. Dave and I will be getting internet soon. I am SO EXCITED! Mr. Dave and I found an apartment and we're going to start moving our stuff there soon. YAY! I'm seriously so damn happy about this. I feel great about it too, no feelings that I shouldn't do this. This is such a relief for the both of us. I'm so happy. So, Mr. Dave and I went out yesterday to go look at an apartment. One of the first things the property manager asked was if we were married. It was a little strange, but not unsettling. Yeah...that was a little weird.

Monster Jam Tickets "free"
hey all you local friends. if you would like monster jam tickets let me know. "limited number of tickets available" the show is feb. 2nd it starts at 5:30 and the party in the pits start at or around 2:00. just message me with how many and a phone number that i can call to let you know where i will be so you can get the tickets from me. and depending on what time you get there and what time the drivers get there i know all of them and can get you by them to meet them and get pictures. dave

You Want To Help Set Up The Monster Jam Show?
Well we can always use extra people to help set up the show, it is a nonpaying job other then you get tickets. but it is fun and easy stuff to do stuff like "hanging banners, painting cars, tie downs in the stands or could even be to help set up a truck" and they buy us lunch and normaly take us out to lunch one of the 3 days in the blue thunder truck. some funny stuff going down the road watching everyone get out the way. if you do help it don't have to be all three days you can just pick a day other then saturday because thats just a recheck everything day but if thats all you can help with thats cool we can always use more people. again if you want to help set up with me and some of my guys and girls call this number ---->(954) 448-1266 leave me a message with your number, best time to call and shirt size so i can get you one of my shirts "Total Controlled Racing" or "Dave's Customs". we should start setting up on jan. 31st and will be done sat. feb. 2nd in time for the pit party.

Shame On Sexyblond
Thunder only happens when it's raining... Players only love you when they're playing..." • Fubar has deleted or reset a lot of people lately. I’m OK with that. I’ve been urging Fubar to look more closely at the referrals. If you cheat, you need to be reset. • That being said, some of the TOP members (both top members and top scores) have a LOT of referrals that appear to be questionable. I hope Fubar isn’t giving a pass to those that spend a lot of cash money on this site. I happen to spend a lot of money here, and I expect that EVERYONE is held to the same standards regardless of how many Happy Hours he or she buys. • The TOP score leader (SEXYGIRLBLONDE) has hundreds of referrals that appear to be fake. 801 at last count. She used to be on my friends list (she blocked me recently) and I have no personal issue with this person… but she has PAGE AFTER PAGE of referrals that are oddly similar. CHECK IT OUT Each account has ONLY ONE pic. All the pics ar

Please Rate This Pic
IF YOU DO PLEASE JUST RATE THIS PIC FOR ME YOU CAN COMMENT IF YOU PLEASE CLICK PIC TO BRING YOU THERE :) THANK YOU SWEET~THING Please can ya just rate this pic Thank you I am up for auction again . Come see what i have to offer to my owner to be As bids go up i will be adding more so come on and place your bids PLEASE IF ANYTHING JUST RATE THIS PIC FOR ME PLEASE click here to enter the auction

If You Could Have Sex With Me..
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you

Harleys
Hi, I am just a guy who wants to put this out there and see what others thank. I was raised on and around Harleys for most of my life I helped my old man build two basket cases. I was riding and driving Harleys at a very young age, I remember the smell of the oil that leaked on the carpet in our apartment when I was like 3 yrs old. This blog is not about me Likeing or loving Harleys this is about Why can people like and drive something other a Harley and still get the same respect from other Riders....I do not ride a Harley and I have never owned a Harley, I have owned and rode Hondas and Suzuki's every since I bought my first bike at the age of 16. I am now 36 and still have not wanted or felt the need to buy or ride a Harley but this does not make me less of a biker then someone who rides an HD, I am the who will wave at and respect any and all riders no matter what they are on. So if you see me on the rode and the back of my Suzuki Voluisa 800 you will know and understand I am a

Stuff
Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Ki

Bombers Needed
Look my friends in a giveaway for a hh so help us bomb him the one with the most comments will get a NSFW salute from me with ur name and a big pimpin gift 2ND with the highest comments on his page will get a SFW saulte from me with ur name on it and 5000 fubucks so lets go lets she who can do this i got like 5000 friends yall help loves!!!! Mail me when ur done with how many comments u posted thanks Ok im sure That EVERYONE knows im in a giveaway for a happy hour. The last few days seems like it has been at a standstill. Plz help me out here im at 18,000 comments so far and i need 46,600 so im almost halfway there!!! If you would like to help me out or jump back in just click the picture of the star below and it will take u right to the picture i need bombed. Tell your friends as well plz and repost this if you could!!! All the help is greatly appreciated and after my contest is over with i will help anyone who has helped me!!! I do not go back on my word and i always return the

Fake Friends, Stupid Cunts And Assholes
TO ANYONE THAT WANTS TO CAUSE ME GRIEF: THIS INCLUDES FAKE FRIENDS, STUPID BITCHES AND ASSHOLES. IF YOU ARE GOING TO CAUSE ME GRIEF, PACK YOUR BAGGAGE AND TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. I HAVE ENOUGH STRESS AS IT IS AND REALLY DONT NEED STUPID CUNTS CAUSING ME ANXIETY ATTACKS AND ENDING UP IN THE HOSPITAL. ENOUGH HAS HAPPENED THIS WEEK FOR ME TO SNAP AND HONESTLY NOT CARE. TAKE IT ELSEWHERE, I AM TRYIN TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER BUT THAT MEANS I NEED TO GET THE LOSERS OFF MY BACK. IF YOU OPEN THIS AND READ THIS AND TAKE OFFENSE.... I DO NOT CARE. DON'T LIKE IT, DELETE ME. LOSE MY NAME, NUMBER, DESCRIPTION OF MY FACE... YOU MEAN NOTHIN TO ME AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. AS FOR THAT, HAVE A NICE DAY, LIFE... WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ENJOY, JUST DONT INCLUDE ME IN ON IT. SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Nice Story
SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA STORE WINDOW - "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America Body: Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived > barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a > hat > and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dishtowel in the > other. > It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, > screen > door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep. >

Happy Hour
I (Tulsa’s Angel) am hosting a happy hour today at 11 AM Fubar time which is 1 PM Central and 2 PM Eastern. Be sure to stop by and rape my page! (meaning rate the hell out of it) Also, if you want to OWN me, then click on this picture to bid on me: If you don't want to or can't bid right now, please just click the above pic to just rate it a 10 or 11 for me. I'd REALLY appreciate it! Thanks all! Do enjoy the happy hour! Also, do check out the sticky bulletin in which ^Sin^ offers fubucks for rates: http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3407716698

The Kids
I woke up this morning to a shake and a poke from an innocent 5 yr old anxiously awaiting her first day of Kindergarten. We have spent the last year counting down the days on the calendar when this day would come. I was filled with anxiousness and excitement for her up until this afternoon. As her name was called and she went to her teacher and got her name tag and everything she needed for her desk, I felt proud and overwhelmingly sad at the same time. Where the HELL did time go??? It almost seemed increasingly unfair that all of a sudden I am forced to learn how to let go. Not totally, but a little bit. She was so proud of her Hannah Montana shoes she was FINALLY able to wear, she had to show them to any and every willing person that would look and smile. And don't get me started on her black and pink Hello Kitty backpack. I wasn't worried one iota that she would have a problem making friends in her first year of school. The boy she had been talking to before class began

Love Hurts
why does love have to hurt so even when its right to go leaving behind all things that were right the good times, the bad that made us fight loving someone new with your whole heart who in his mind felt it was better to part to give you time to make things right with the one who only wanted to fight Who loved you so much he lied to say he did not the one you think is oh so hot the one who makes your heart go a flutter the one who makes you feel like melting butter the one who loved you so much that he set you free to be everything you can be to find someone closer to be your man to find someone who would love you all that they can how do you stop the pain in your heart because he said we have to part when all that's there is the love for him in a situation like this you can't win Come party with me and request your favorite songs. We play all requests all genres. DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her.

How Can I Upload A Gif File?
I am in a give away for a happy hour. This one is really easy. I need 30,000 comments to get this. If i had all my friends comment bomb me i will have this quick :). I am giving an extra incentive to all that help out. I am giving away 10 fubucks per comment left. So that means if you leave a 1000 comments that is 10,000 dollars. You don't have to leave all the comments in one day. Even if you could leave 100 comments a day. I have helped alot of my friends in contests and helped them level. So i am asking if you all can help me get this. This will be the first thing that i have won. Thanks so much to all my friends. All you have to do is click on this beautiful lady's profile rate fan and add her. Thank her for hosting this great giveaway. Then bomb my pic :) Lucy Sherrylicious@ fubar I am Trying to upload a GIF file but when i upload it it doesn't work. Can anyone tell me how to make it work to show all pics like you see on fubar? Thank you. Lucy

2 Sensational Ladies Need Mad Commenting Love
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. My sisters need mad commenting love if you all dont mind. They still need collectively 6K-7K comments a day on their pic or more to wrap up the contest... I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO GO STRAIGHT TO COMMENTING

Own Me For A Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE'S THE LINK TO BID ON ME!! OWN ME FOR A MONTH!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=993496&albumid=801753&i=3286984061 .. BaBii's AuCtiOn… January 15th to January 22nd Here is your chance to OWN the one you want!!! RULES 1. You may bid on anyone you like even on yourself. 2. Your bid has to be HIGHER then the previous one. 3. IF you have SERIOUS ISSUES with anyone that bids (IF THEY ARE STALKING YOU) please inform me and i will romove them from the auction. 4. NO rude comments. 5. You may bid with Fubucks, Tickers, Blasts, ViC's or Happy Hours. 6. Tickers, Blasts, ViC's and Happy Hours are above ANY fubuck bids. 7. All the proceeds go to the person being auctioned. 8. I am NOT responsible if some one renegs! 9. I am Only in this for the points! 10. At the end of the auction the HIGHEST bidder will WIN/TAKE OWNERSHIP of the person for 1 month. What Do You Get From The Person You Own??? -All Pics Rated -All Stash Rated -A Salute Pic From Them With

R E P R E S E N T !
I have opened a new picture folder called possible vacation spots. I have 6 months to figure out where I want to go. So, REPRESENT your state and let me know why I should go there. (Just because your there doesn't help me...lol) From the comments these will be decreased to top 10, then top 5, top 2 down to #1. Click the link below for folder of states. PLEASE REPOST! Thanks!

Virtual Gifts Recieved
= '`InSaNe HiPpIe`co owner of the kingdom of wolves' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-15 12:38:02'.. > > "here lets drink the trashy ass trouble maker's away" == 'Cherian -Wolves of Wiccan Society Bomber' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-15 12:25:43'.. > > "Thank You" == '♥Wï¢kêÐ Äñgêl §hå¥lå♥' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-15 15:24:52'.. > >

My Kids
well i went to court today and i have lost the battle for my kids.i feel like i have let my kids down. the kids live with my ex`s sister and her hubby.i could have hurt my ex when she told the judge she wanted the kids to stay with her sister cause i wont let her see them. she forgot to tell the judge i wont let her see the kids cause of her crack addiction problem.i been fighting 3 years for my kids. ever feel you fight for some thing for so long and you just give up? i just feel it is time for me to give up, is that wrong of me or should i try to be the best father i can? sorry it may sound blunt but i`m still trying to let it all sink in what happened today mike

This Touched My Heart
Yesterday I had a very touching mail from a guy called Satyr, who felt really bad cos he couldnt do any rating during Stevens Happy Hour, but he send a song he sung and said the next one he would dedicate to steven which is down below and it truely touched my heart The guy is only 485 points from levelling up, so if you could send him some fu love and show what he did was awesome I would appreciate it Thanks Dave Satyr©™~Daddy and Fu-Hubby to ♥Wet Dreams♥@ fubar

Contest Stuff
This will take 10 seconds of your life... and thats if you are on dial up! /s88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/thirdxacharm06/?action=view¤t=DSC00970.jpg" target="_blank">" border="0" /> All you gotta do is rate this pic! Please help!!! The pix are resetting now so if you rated last week, PLEASE rate again!

Can U Plz Help
can i get a little help from my over 800 friends... i have been in this giveaway since before x-mas...i do have a life outside of the site.. i'm amom of five kids... i really need help getting it done.. thank you to my friends who have helped....we got 31500 comments ...we need the rest by April 11th... click pic

Just One Please...
Please click on this picture and just rate it a 10. It will take you all of what? Five seconds? You CAN bid on me, too, if you'd like of course! :D Would really appreciate the pic rate tho! Thanks!

In The News
In a bizarre, completely epic, seemingly made-for-the-big screen true story featured in Wired, a 45-year-old former Marine living in upstate New York named Thomas Montgomery visited gaming site Pogo with a fabricated identity: that of Tommy, an 18-year-old Marine about to be sent to Iraq. In a chat room, he met Jessi, an 17-year-old West Virginian girl, with whom he fell in love over IM. There were times when Tommy couldn't be online because he was "on duty" -- but that was really because Montgomery had a wife, two daughters and a job in a factory. Jessi, however, had more free time on her hands, so she would make video montages of herself for Tommy, set to Aerosmith power ballads. About eight months after they'd met online, Tommy proposed. Jessi accepted. He sent her flowers; she sent him G-strings and dog-tags engraved "Tom & Jessi Always & Forever." Tommy told Jessi to send his mail to Thomas Montgomery, his "father." Montgomery was consumed by his marathon online chats with J

" I Need To Thank All For Bombing My Contest "
Fr ee Comments & Graphics THANK YOU MY HUBBY KAGE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MIDNIGHTSTAR KURT AKA OAK MY SON SHAUNA AKA RAVEN STORMWOMEN40 CHERIAN WOLVES LORD WOLF WOLVES ALPHA WOLF PUP FROM DOWN UNDER SEXYTIGGER MAKE ME LAUGH PYSCHO KAREN PYSCHO BITCH AND ANY ONE ESLE I FORGET TO ADD THANKS , SURE DON'T PLAN ON IT AGAIN , BUT THANK YOUS SO MUCH CHERIE AKA BREW P.S. WOW SECOND PLACE FOR A CONTEST IS GOOD , TY LISASWEET DIDN'T EXCEPT ANYTHING FROM IT TY HUGS .

Fubarians W/attitude Problems
I have about had it with some people on this site who have nothing better to do than to insult other people. I have posted some mumms lately and I'm sick of some of the people who comment not directed toward the subject of the mumm but who would rather insult me for no reason whatsoever. The thing that pisses me off is that they don't even know me, they probably don't like the content of the mumm so they spew their venom towards me. I have had people to tell me fuck off or to jump in a fire and die, wow how mature of you. Naturally these idiots live either on the other side of the country or in some cases in another country, but I would love for them to say that shit to my face. I'm not claiming to be some type of bad ass, but if they want to provoke me I'll show them a new definition of pain and suffering. My philosophy is if you don't like the subject of what i post on here, than keep moving because you have no right to insult me without even knowing who i am. Remember to do to one a

My Fun Blog
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Dated a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $2

Contest
ok i am in a contest to win a happy hour, i cant do it alone, so here is the deal, my pic is on sherrylicious page u have to add her as a friend before you can comment, here is the pic to bomb ok for every 100 comments i will give 2500 fubucks, 200 comments 5000 fubucks. when u get the 100 comments send me a message in a private message, i will varify it and then send u ur fubucks. thanks pam Hi everyone, Seeing as my last contest was such a success I'm going to host another fubucks contest/giveaway, and anyone can enter. The Contest will start Feb.9 at 3pm cst and end Feb. 23 at 3pm cst The prizes will fubucks and everyone can win (perfect for if you wanna bid on the spotlight). The amount of fubucks won depends on how many comments you get. BONUS - The first person to hit 10,000 comments will also receive a 7 day blast as well as the fubucks. If nobody gets to 10,000+, there will be no blast given. How it works - how many comments you have at the

Tattoo Help
Hey! I posted a mumm about needing help on a tattoo! I want to get a sunflower above my grandmothers name on my foot. I have a folder that shows the tattoo. Her fav flower was a sunflower and I wanted to get it across my foot in her memory. I was thinking about something like: A large sunflower curly skiny vines.. like those pumpkin curly strings.. a lady bug on a pettle of the flower or on the vien. Something. So I was wondering if you could help me! I would love to see if you could design a tattoo. I will get it done if I like it! Contact me if you are interested! Thankyou very much! =)

If We Had Sex
Body: Don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and repost so others can fill it out). Don't be shy now!!!! 1. Would you let me be in control? 2. Would you pull MY hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10: 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it today? 21. Would you do it tomor

Poems
EVEN as on some black background full of night And hollow storm in cloudy disarray, The forceful brush of some great master may More brilliantly evoke a higher light; So beautiful, so delicately white, So like a very metaphor of May, Your loveliness on my life's sombre grey In its perfection stands out doubly bright. And yet your beauty breeds a strange despair, And pang of yearning in the helpless heart; To shield you from time's fraying wear and tear, That from yourself yourself would wrench apart, How save you, fairest, but to set you where Mortality kills death in deathless art? Dark Prince Your darkness is my blanket. My shelter from the cold. Your touch like a sweet poison; A poison which cant be sold. Your eyes like onyx staring; So deep into my soul. The bond we share is sacred; A fiery inferno raging in my soul. Your spirit lives inside me; The drug for which I desire. The spell which was cast is deadl

The Master - Slave Relationship
One comes into possession of a slave in many ways, she comes by her own will, or through a symbolic purchase. When she comes to you through her own free will, she is essentially giving herself over to you. This does not mean to do with her as you will, there is some control involved. One does not mark a slave, injure or permanently maim a slave. She wears your collar, you are then responsible for training her to do the duties you wish of her. The use of the blacksnake or true cat-o-nine-tails is both barbaric and unnecessarily brutal, not to mention it leaves scars, and that in turn lowers the value of the slave. Many would argue this point, but in my experience, a buckskin lash consisting of wide supple strips of buckskin applied to the buttocks of a slave never leaves marks, but does make the point of reinforcing discipline. A ring on the floor at the foot of your bed to leash her to is also a good punishment. As there are times to punish, there are times to spo

The End
The end has come. I am done with Play Pen. Regardless of what Iroc may say, I felt that I was not wanted nor was I needed there. Everything I would suggest would get blown off. Every time I would try to help, I was told it was being handled. I had a LOT of people I considered friends in there and totally understand if you all don't want to talk to me b/c I am no longer part of the lounge. Those of you that do....I just want to say, thank you. You all made coming to FUBAR every day worth while and fun. ny staff that reads this, you all kick ass!!! Everyone did a great job while I was there and I hope you can continue to do o. You work hard for your spot at the top and you deserve it. I will miss those of you that no longer want to talk to me, but please don't think I will hold it against you. I totally understand. I wish you all the best and hope you all keep on ROCKIN'. Take care all. MUAHZ ~Chris~ aka DJ Dreamcatcher

Moods
My patience with a certain someone is getting thin on here. This person is a plain out home wrecker and to put it simple im tired of his bullshit. He needs to leave my family and wife alone before serious reprecussions and consequences come about. I dont have much in this world but I will protect my family if even it means my life. The last thing I need is trust issues with family over some asshole. All I know is this one way or the other will stop. He needs to realize my wife is married and move the fuck on oh well just bitching. I just wish this fucker would quit before I do something I may regret later.

Call Me What You Will
i keep hearing about people being "fake" lo's and lette's and people trying so hard to be something they are not... who is to say what someone is? who are you to judge if someone is worthy enough to be anything? i've come to notice the ones that are so quick to point a finger at someone calling them fake are usually the fake ones. i will say i am new to the whole juggalo family. i dont listen to icp around the clock, i dont own any icp parafanelia (sp?) but guess what? i'm fucking poor and dont spend money on myself period... so just because i dont have icp on everything i own does that make me less of a lette then you? to me being a lette isnt what materialistic things you have to show you are a lette or how many words to how many songs you know it is a way of life. accepting people for who they are. loving people even if they are a little fucked up. not judging people because they are differant!!! hello???!!!!! do ya'll not fucking pay attention? stop judging people and st

Yoga For Migraine!!
Breathing exercises to strengthen the lungs and improve the oxygen levels in the body All of you who suffer from migraines know how difficult it can be to deal with the same — they seem to l ast from a few hours to a few days! This is yet another disease that no-one really knows the root cause of. Yes, there are genetic factors but stress and anxiety, food allergies, sensitivity to sound or light, irregular meals, irregular sleep and lack of exercise are also contributing factors. I am giving you a seven day programme that specially works on all the areas concerned with migraine and you must do these regularly to see an improvement in your condition. Yoga gives great importance to breath, because how you breathe will affect the health of your body and the breath also links the body and the mind. Today we begin with breathing exercises that are a must for those who suffer from migraines. Not only do they strengthen the lungs and improve the oxygen levels in the body but

Origin Is Forever
I'm so sick and tired of making excuses for why things are how they are I know I'm the reason but I hope you're not thinkin that I can't turn this boat around. Now in every love story there are moments of glory and times when "I tried" just wont do You've lost all your trust now you dont expect much from me but I'm gonna prove this to you Oh that I'm gonna come through for you lalala la la la, lalala la la la la la la, lalala la la la Take my on sister song and try to believe in this something cuz its something worth holding on to I know you've waited so long but try to believe in this something cuz it wouldn't mean much without you and I promise someday I'll come through. Steve Perry once said "lovin a music man it ain't all that is supposed to be" After all of these years and a river of tears I'd have to say you agree You say you've sacrificed spending years of your life waiting on promises and maybes It couldn't be more true all the pain's been on

Free Sex, Yes You!!!
Jan. 10 (Bloomberg.com) -- If you want to watch Nick having sex with a prostitute, he's happy to let you. The 36-year-old bank-security technician drove eight hours from his home in Metz, France, to Big Sister, a Prague brothel where customers peruse a touch-screen menu of blondes, brunettes and redheads available for free. The catch is clients have to let their exploits be filmed and posted on the Internet. ``Sex is no taboo,'' Nick says, though he asked that his last name not be used. ``You have to free your mind.'' Big Sister is marrying 21st-century technology with the world's oldest profession to profit from the public's appetite for ever-more graphic reality TV. Since 2005, more than 15,000 men have taken up the offer of free sex in return for 15 minutes, or less, of fame, according to the brothel. Big Sister is now expanding into the U.S. with a local version of its Web site. Visitors to the virtual brothel pay 29.95 euros ($43.88) for a one-month subscription to a s

Sick Of The Bullshit!!!
What should I do??? I always put out all kinds of affection, and do all kinds of shit for the person I am "with"... Single right now, but I started talking to someone lately... Well I am tired of having my heart ripped out... WTF do I do... Just give up all together, or keep trying hoping it doesnt happen again pushing me over the edge??? Please let me know...

Random Pressurized Cheese-wiz
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I have an obsession with chewing on sponges, and love the way they feel against my teeth. 2. I yawn like a puppy dog. 3. I talk to myself often, and hardly realize I'm doing it. 4. I want a baby. 5. When my room was "Raided" the cops found my vibrator and played with it. 6. I was once being persued by the F.B.I 7. I have a fear of riding on the bus. 8. I know how to body slam cheating boyfriends over the hoods of my friends cars. 9. I drink most men under the table without losing a single piece of clothing. 10. I am often told I have "the most beautiful green eyes" despite the fact they are blue. 11. Had my vibrator stolen by my ex boyfriend. 12. Was told by a cop once to "Calm down" while he had a gun pointed at my head. Mermaid on acid tall texan spar

My Bucket List
1)Kids-1 boy (Colton Andrew Kenji Unrath or Roary Elijah Unrath) 1 girl (Aurora Alison Michelle Unrath) 2)Find true love (i might be able to cross this one off) 3)Find employment in something I truly enjoy 4)Help out someone truly in need 5)Quit chewing 6)Make at least one person truly happy-check 7)Set up a savings account 8)Travel to australia, Brazil, Germany, Cananda, Mexico, Spain, Japan, Ireland 9)Go hunting 10)Go to at least 3 more concerts-Taylor Swift, Rascal Flatts, Blink 182, Something Corporate, 30 seconds to Mars, Eminem, Colbie Caillat, Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley 11)Go to college AND graduate with at least a associates degree (law or criminology) 12)Visit the playboy mansion 13)Meet Celebs-Megan Fox, Bam Margera, Orlando Bloom, Jonny Depp, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Eminem, Taylor Swift, Colbie Caillat (at least 5) 14)Get all the tats i want-Shamrock ribs, bear claw left shoulder, snakes forearms, ohana neck, words, heartagram under the belly button 15

Whore Seeker
HE'S A DOWNRATER PEOPLE, AND HES GETTING TO YOUR FRIENDS! STOP THIS SHITHEAD BEFORE HE HITS SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU!!! GOT YOUR PIC PRICK..lmao WHORE SEEKER@ fubar (repost of original by '~ Phoenix FuOwned By Arthur 155~Rider of the Love Machine' on '2008-01-15 18:36:48') ~~~~~~~~~~~~ I clicked on his profile picture and before I could do anything he already rated me a 1 and blocked me. · WHORE SEEKER rated you a '1'! · WHORE SEEKER just checked you out!

I Love You
The Dream Love, if I weep it will not matter, And if you laugh I shall not care; Foolish am I to think about it, But it is good to feel you there. Love, in my sleep I dreamed of waking, White and awful the moonlight reached Over the floor, and somewhere, somewhere There was a shutter loose- it screeched! Swung in the wind- and no wind blowing- I was afraid and turned to you, Put out my hand to you for comfort- And you were gone! Cold as the dew, Under my hand the moonlight lay! Love, if you laugh I shall not care, But if I weep it will not matter- Ah, it is good to feel you there. I think of you so often You keep floating in my mind, You seem the one and only The type that's hard to find. But deep within my heart I realise it's not meant to be, Your life is so much better Why would you want me? I am not a princess A model, an actress or a star, Why can't girls take you For who you really are? So i'll just wait my turn Keep watchi

Jamie's World
I see the countless Christmas Trees around the world below with tiny lights like heaven's stars, reflecting in the snow. The sign is so spectacular, please wipe away the tears, For I am spending Christmas with Jesus this year. I hear the many Christmas Songs that people held so dear But the sound of music can't compare with the Christmas Choir up here I have no words to tell you, the joy their voices bring For it is beyond description to hear the angels sing I know how much you miss me I see the pain inside your heart But I'm not so far away we really aren't apart. So be happy for me dear ones, you know I hold you dear And be glad I'm spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year. I send you each a special gift from my heavenly home above. I send you each a memory of my undying love. After all, "Love" is the gift, more precious than pure gold It was always most important in the stories Jesus told. Please love and keep each other, as my dear Father said to do,

Obi's Movie Reviews
The Relic - 1993 Come in - if you dare. The opening-night gala for a new exhibit at Chicago's natural history museum is under way. But be advised: something terrifying wants to make sure no one ever leaves. Penelope Ann Miller, Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt and James Whitmore star in this effects-packed shocker that gives haunted-house movies a terrific new setting. And the non-human star (brought to head-ripping life by Jurassic Park Oscar winner Stan Winston) is something no creature fan can let slip by. This horror movie is well written, strange i don't hear more about it. I found it in a pawn shop and fell in love with the plot the first time i watched it. The premise is eerily possible, and really kinda freaked me out for a little while. Acting was great, plot good, and it has an original premise. What i liked was the gore was not a focus really, and the suspense well placed. In the spirit of old, you don't see the antagonist except for quick little glimpses until the

How Much Does Love Cost????
How much would it take to hear "I love you"? How much is the price of what was lost? How much is the fee of joy? How much does love cost? Does it take a broken heart? Or maybe just the tears? Does it cost your happiness? Or maybe just the fears? Is a commitment too much to ask? Or maybe not enough? Is loving you worthless? When life seems so tough? So does love have a price? Even though you cannot buy it? How much does love cost? Is it the fact you cannot deny it? There's nothing I wouldn't do, To retreive what was lost, Just tell me one thing, How Much Does Love Cost? done by christine

Undying Love
You came to me with such love in your eyes I wondered why you looked so happy You came to me, and said your were in love But how could you be in love When I'm in love with you She said he must be an angel in disguise That every glimpse of him Makes your heart want to fly All I wanted to say, was I could be The one you could love and hold And spend you whole life with I could never tell you this As you speak, my heart breaks to pieces Like the rain covering us drop by drop You look at me and say How wanted to introduce us But we already met As I stared at him puzzled and curious He said lovingly "It's you" Done by Christine

Fellings Of Love
To the one I love When I saw you..I was afraid to talk to you... When I talked to you..I was afraid to hold you.. When I held you..I was a fraid to love you.. Now that I love you..I'm afraid to lose you.. Yesterday is a history...Tomorrow is a future.. and today is a gift..Thats why it's called the present.. I was born when you kisses me...And I died when you left me.. But I lived for two months...You loved me.. Untill there was you...I cried myself to sleep.. While I had you, I fell asleep with a gentle smile on my face... Before I lost you..I worried myself to sleep.. Now that your gone..I sit up at night,waiting for you to come back.. Today I'm going to tell you I love you, incase tomorrow never comes. done by Christine

Everyone Can View
How stupid are people they comment on a dumb a$$ mumm that I did and they say it is stupid but if it was that then why are they comment on it. Dee Dee Dee. Use your heads people. > A USMC SNIPER WAS REALLY GOOD AT HIS JOB. THIS SNIPER HAD A METHOD, HE WOULD > YELL OUT SOME INSULT AT THE ENEMY AND WHEN SOMEONE STOOD UP TO YELL > BACK, BANG! ONE LESS INSURGENT! > AFTER EVERY MISSION THE COMPANY COMMANDER WOULD ASK, "CORPORAL, HOW MANY > INSURGENTS DID YOU SHOOT TODAY?" > ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY, WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE KILL NUMBER, HE REPORTED, "FIVE > KILLED AND ONE LET GO." "ONE LET GO!" > ROARED THE CO! "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, YOU LET ONE GO?" > "WELL SIR, REPLIED THE CORPORAL, I YELLED OUT OSAMA IS A HOMOSEXUAL! THEN THIS > BIG INSURGENT STOOD UP AND YELLED BACK, HILLARY IS A BITCH!" "SIR I JUST COULDN'T SHOOT A FELLOW REPUBLICAN!"

Paganism, Wicca, Magic
In today's world, as in the ages long past, certain things disrupt the flow of power. In today's world it is technology. To truly connect with the power, involvement with technology is, out of necessity, to be limited. Consider the following truth: As humans evolved and grew more civilized and began to utilize technology in more ways, the human ability to channel the power for magic has been lost, or greatly interfered with. With each passing century, things vanished from our world, moving to just beyond the veil. Rarely do these beings and creatures cross back. Sadly, many of these mystical things have become jokes. To truly regain the power and ability, one must first learn to do without technology for long periods of time, then one can cross through the veil, not in dreams but fully awake.

Bully's Thoughts
Today was a good day................... My wife woke up next to me like she has since the day we married. I gave her a hug and told her "I love you more now then the seconds that just past" Just another day in my blessed world........... Kids were sound asleep, cuddled under the covers not moving long enough for me to paint a picture in my head. Lucky to have what I have.................. A soft beautiful touch from my wife, hugs and kisses from the kids and a few wags of the tail and one leap into my lap form our dog. Does it get any better................... How does one ask for more, when he is already blessed with too much ????? What the future holds................... Hard to tell but I just try to hold onto what I have now With rain beating down on me I walk alone Empty, confused and without a home. Things could be different had I'd asked you to stay Now my hearts hurting, pain is getting in the way Wish I'd knew then you were looking for my h

Sexy Zodiac Traits
VIRGO- THE ONE ! (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. SCORPIO - THE CUTIE :) (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partne

Why Guys Fall In Love With Girls !
1. Girl's always smell good even if it is just shampoo 2. The way their head always finds the right spot on our shoulders 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of sudden everything in the world is right 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way it takes them hours to get dressed but in the end it's all worth while 8. Because they are always warm even if it's -30 outside 9. They look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. The way her hand always finds yours 13. The way they smile 14. The way you feel after you see her name on your cell after you just had a big fight 15. The way they say "lets not fight anymore"- even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way they kiss you after a fight 17. The way they k

Random Thoughts
The day we met I wasn't so sure. You were too good of a girl for a thug like me. Funny thing was I did want you. I just didn't want to scare you away. I was the "boy from the other side of the tracks" and you were the perfect "All-American Girl". A true mix for disaster. This was March 17th 1992 !!! Today is February 14th, 2008!! 15 years and 333 days later, WOW !!! And baby I love you way more today then I did then!! Matter of fact I Love you more and more with each day that passes. We were kids, LOL. You were 19 and I was 21. You were a year removed from high school and me, well a year left on probation. My have things changed. You were pretty then but you are beautiful now baby !!! I just love holding you at nite in the comfort of our bed. That means more to me then anything. To know that we have been in love all this time. And the beautiful kids you have given birth too for us. Not to mention the wonderful job you have done raising them. I couldn't image having life any

The Auction So Far
So as of Wed. Jan. 16th the highest bid on my Auction is: 30 Day VIP, 30 Day Blast, & 2 Fu Bucks. It's still open till the 18th at 9 Central time. I hope to see you all there. Like anyone reads my blog. The Auction: The Top Bidder So Far: Wanna see yr face above and have me to torture and abuse for a month. Get tah Biddin' Mark Murderous says: ok what do I have to offer you fine folks??? I guess not alot because I'm already getting bids because the side of mah head is so Sexy. Ok Ok Ok Time to get serious, This is what yr hard earned Fu Dollars & Above will get you: 1. All out rate fest on yr page. Like Woah!! 2. Ownership Of Muah for a Decade!!! (Ok a Month) 3. All kinds of super awesome comments on yr page. 4. An autographed picture of mah Brown Eye. (Optional) 5. Pictures of me in Sexy Undies (May be Photo Shopped) 6. A Personalized Hand Drawn Salute. (See my Salutes) 7. A Personal Photoshop Bitch! 8. I'll be yr personal motivation

A Man With A Plan In Life.
Well to start. im a single dad of two great kids. i luv to make music . and thing like that. anything that has to do with it. im in there. been doin it for over 6yrs now. and things are just starting to pop off. this is going to be a great yr for me and my music. so if you ever like to here the next hot thing out. hite me upper. i do have a cd out that you can get. and if your in to rappin, singer, are anything like that there . come get on one of my hot tracks. much luv to everyone out here. and keep it pushin. ICEDUB in the 08! and here are some websites u can hear some of my hot new tracks. let me know what you think. luv to here what you think always. http://www.showcaseyourmusic.com/toosweetjiggs2001 here u can get some of my track for free. http://amiestreet.com/artist/21349 http://audiojolt.com/index.php?mode=login So! thats about it for me. hite me uppers!

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VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant ( Aug 23 - Sept 22) Conservative in relationships. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own uniqueness & creativity Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. ARIES - The Daredevil ( Mar 21 -

Show My Baby Some Love
Fan,Rate, and Add Her Please Tell Her Devil & Fire Blade Sent You Show Her Some Fubar Love crazyangel fu bf 2 fire blade/enforcer of oblivion@ fubar Music Video:CYCLONE FT T PAIN (by Baby Bash)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone This Pimpout Is Brought To You By The Devilish One Himself DD ♠ DJ Devil - Excalibur Radio ♠ DJ Sunshine's Bodyguard ♠ Devils Train Founder@ fubar & Fire Blade ♦ Fire Blade -- FU-BF To crazyangel ♦ Manager/Enforcer for Oblivion♦K45@ fubar So Thier Is No Confusion Crazy Angel Is FireBlades Baby

Shadow Warrior
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinnedhands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free," "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little bo

I am very very glad I have a heavy, tall headboard on my bed. It is very useful as a tool to keep me in one place to maximize the enjoyment that can be had when I sit near it. Sing this to the tune of "I Will Survive"... Ready... set... go... At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a punk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as l

Tragedy
Another night spent crying, I swear I really am trying. To come to terms with my loss, but the bridge is to hard to cross. A night filled with bad dreams, nothing is what it seems. I let myself start crying, but these tears are never drying. I don't care if I never heal, it's easier not to be able to feel. I am alone in my grief, nothing can bring me relief. My losses were too great, the only feeling inside is hate. I will never be the same, and I only have myself to blame. I keep trying to be strong, but my whole life is just so wrong. I see no future ahead, all my dreams are dead. No looking forward to tomorrow, I am filled with so much sorrow. As I sit and think, I take a breath, I realize my only choice is death.

New Bombing Family
This is for members of the downtown bombing family. If you do not join the family u will be removed from friends list after awhile will remain your fan thou. All members should not join or be in another bombing family < not all familes are bombing families> Please do not be in a contest right as u enter we mat not be able to help u at the moment . We want members who are going to participate and rate family members. If u do not wanna bomb please do not join for this family is not for you. Please come to us if u are going to be gone or unable to help for awhile if no notice we will reserve the right to remove you or include you in any of the activities we do.If you want our help in contest please have the manners to come and make sure another family member has entered a contest and asked for help first we can only do so much at one time. So if you think you want to join just stop by and and lets us know and we will set you up!!!!!!

Poetry
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away Please leave comment When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." Please leave comment Love is like WAR.its easy to start but hard to end.

Ramblings Lol
Pets Are For LIFE A man in Grand Rapids, Michigan incredibly took out a $7000 full page ad in the paper to present the following essay to the people of his community. HOW COULD YOU? By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took l

Lessons For The Future
Lessons To shape a future Love is worth the risk of loss. Anger harms no one more than he who harbors it Both bitterness and true happiness are choices we make, not conditions that fall upon us from the hands of fate. Peace is to be found in the acceptance of things that we are unable to change. Friends and family are the blood of life. The purpose of existence is caring and commitment.

The Pain
So many women and men are in so much pain love friendship life all combine to make the heart hard and sad. On the rare occasion that you find love and happiness time stress the pains of the world around you suffocate and drive your heart deeper inside of you, taking it away from the tenderness that you may have felt. When the time comes for the heart to feel and love its blocked by all the pain surrounding our lives. Fear of not being worthy of the love fear of not being able to love back equally fear of hurting or being hurt. We run from what may be what could be what might be and we shell ourselves and our heart. The world goes on around us the flowers blooom wars are fought and no longer it seems so we allow ourselves to love anything other then the children we bear, even then do we love them as much as we should or do we distance ourselves from them preparing them for the near future of thier hearts empty pain. We are surrouded by hollywood versions of love cloudign our images of w

Queen Of Fubar 2007-2008
imikimi - Customize Your World I want to take this time out to Thank All of You who Rated, and Left Comments for me in the Queen of Fubar 2007-2008 Contest. Even if you just stepped in one time and rated or commented Thank You. I want to also Thank Big Poppa and AKAMRS_T for the chance to run as Fubar Queen in their contest. I want to thank the other contestants for being apart of the contest. And Yes Ms. Nic Thanks for being a great challenger. Thanks to Dylon and My fellow Sister Divas who supported me! I also saw so other family who helped me out along the way in my quest for my Queenship, Thank You As Well. But Last But not Least, Most Importantly Thanks Goes out Tremendously to my Family NBSD for all their Constant Love and Support During this Contest!!! Signing OFF.... Your 2007-2008 Fubar Queen, "Thickndaazz4ya"

4000 + Friends
Please help us out....we need 200 rates thats it thats all....click on the green SHARE THIS link and help me spread the word and get points doing it too :D THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND MISTERFEET...HE IS IN HIS FIRST CONTEST EVER...NO BOMBING...ALL I AM ASKING OF YOU IS TO CLICK THE LINK AND RATE THE PIC...THATS IT THATS ALL :D THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH PLEASE REPOST THIS FOR ME

The Dream
I finally crawled into bed last night, late. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gentle smile exch

Memories!!
glitter-graphics.com Once I meant so much to you,Our time was precious,Now our time is non-existent,I feel like a rag doll empty an useless. I've wonder if I was no longer here would you notice.......maybe in a day or two......maybe a week??? I've lost all hope of ever having happiness,I get happy beyond words,only to lose it. I fear happiness will always be out of my grasp. My heart is breaking and I don't know how to fix it.I will lose myself in the darkness......I did once when i lost my beautiful daughter,It's not a bad place to hide,My heart is safe there!!! I just wish I meant more to you then I do!! Watch More Videos

No More Chains
If you always do What you have always done Then you will always get What you have always got If you want something That you have never had Then you need to do Something that you have never done If you think the way You have always thought Then you will get What you have always got! Is it enough?

My Rules Just Rules
THERE LOVE IS LIKE THE WIND, YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT YOU CAN FEEL IT COME EXPERIENCE THE INTERTWINING OF 2 SOULS BECOMING ONE......DJ SLIM n MOMMA ARE TIEING THE KNOT, PLZ COME N TAKE PART OF THE LIFE AND LOVE COME AND SHOW THEM THE LOVE, RESPECT AND JOY THAT THEY SPREAD ALL ACROSS THE WORLD AND HAVE A ROCKING TIME THERE LOVE IS LIKE THE WIND, YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT YOU CAN FEEL IT COME CELEBRATE THE FESTIVITIES AND WONDERFUL CELEBRATION BETWEEN 2 GREAT WONDERFUL PEOPLE......DJ SLIM n MOMMA ARE TIEING THE KNOT, PLEASE COME N CHECK OUT THE WEDDING N JOIN IN THE FUN COME HAVE A TOAST TO CELEBRATE THE NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE ON THERE SPECIAL DAY AND THE PURE HAPPINESS THAT THE SHARE NOT

General Rubbish Lol
been going out with this lass for 1 yr and half now and i love her but were/im getting to the stage were i dont wanna spend all ma time with her id rather go out wiv ma mates or just go out in ma car can anyone help? Cheers for reading Gaz x Rite i live in the uk and dont often get to see alot of football(soccer) from over in the usa get the odd NFL AND NHL but thats another story. Can anyone tell me how he is playing just wondering weather he made the rite move live a comment and will reply for more info cheers Gaz x

A Day In The Life Of The Two Faced Jester
So whats on my mind today. Women as always. I have realized that most of the people I find attractive will never look at me twice. I mean I was looking at a Devilish Vixen out here tonight. I looked and saw how Many people that had crushes on her. 46 is the number I belive was there. I looked at her blog entrys, she's got a sense of humor. Then I thought to myself, what good will it do me to submitt myself as her friend. I would get accepted, thats easy she gets points for it. But I would never get to know her. She probably wouldn't even look at me twice. I'm not attractive to most. In fact to some I'd be repulsive. So I left a comment and went on my way. I thought she was sexy but didn't think I had a chance. But I don't like just looking at the looks i want to get to know the person behind the body. And in most cases I would rather get to know the person before I see their body. For only the soul shows true beauty. Maybe one day I will have the Body women dream over. Maybe one day I

For Sale
For Sale....YES SERIOUSLY! Medival Dress....NEVER WORN. Size 12-16 Will fit height 5'4 to 5'10.... $100.00 plus shipping {like 7.00 ish} Purple and black...perfect for weddings, prom, V-day dances. Call me for more info...after 7pm est time pls... 850-779-6054. I also have several Jeff Gordon colectables...worth alot... a Deep freeze that has to be picked up in Illinois and a antique hutch that is 6ft by 7ft. And...a 48 inch snow plow/push blade for an ATV. To be picked up in Northern Florida. 15-5590 & mounting braket and push tubes. {hugs} Jessica

Im Bacccccckkkkkkk Again!!
Ok all didn't know I would be able to get set up this quick an be back online. Im now moved to another state going to be going to work soon, just waiting on the call!! Glad to be back online an talk to my good friends again!!!!

The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest!
If you haven't Rated to VOTE for the funniest picture in "The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest" yet... click this lil vote picture to do so! Come see what these funny FU's do in their spare time! ONLY 6 Hours left. Ends tonight at 7pm FU TIME! A TWIST! A TWIST! A TWIST! I have been trying to think of something to do that's a lil' different. So, here it is.... A NEW PRIZE! I will be recording the amt of rates tonight at 9pm FU Time! The contestant with the most rates to come in between tonight @ 9 amd tomorrow night @ 9 will receive a 1 day blast! I know, I know...it's not much but definitely reason to plug along and keep at it! So, you gotta get the rates anyway to win...why not try to get the most you can in 24 hours and win MORE! HAVE FUN! The "5 Thinger Discounted Contest" is Almost Over! Contest Ends Friday Night at 7pm FU Time. I challenged my friends to be creative and find 5 random things from around the house and put

Patriots To Honor Young Fan Booed In Indianapolis
By HOWARD ULMAN, AP Sports Writer January 15, 2008 FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (AP) -- Patriots owner Robert Kraft sat behind his wide desk and marveled at how his team's jersey could be the target of so many boos -- even when it's worn by a 14-year-old girl. This wasn't Randy Moss or Rodney Harrison hearing the catcalls. They're used to it. This was Anna Grant, a high school freshman who had worked hard to win the Punt, Pass & Kick competition in her age group as the team's representative. When she was introduced along with the other winners before the fourth quarter of San Diego's playoff win last Sunday, she was the only one booed by the crowd in Indianapolis, home of New England's fiercest rival. "Why should a champion be booed?" the boss of the three-time Super Bowl winners said Tuesday. "She won an intensive competition. She's supposed to be honored." His team is getting the same reaction -- not because of the spying incident in the season opener but because fans like to

Worth
one is only worth what they feel they are worth.if you feel you are worth nothing then nothing is what you will get. you must look with in yourself, love who you are the good bad and ugly. know that you are worth something never settle for less. love yorself, if you dont love yourself how can you expect others to love you. remember you are a walking personification of your goddess. have hope things always look different in the morning, weather it be better or worse, we all have moments we wish wouldnt have happend, but there is no taking them back just learn from your expierences, all of those moments help make you who you are. be real dont hide behind a mask. i know its eaiser said than done. you are loved by many people but one person who matters most, YOU. love yourself, you are not worthless, you are worth everything the world has to offer, never let anyone make you feel different. hold your head high, work through your problems, everyone has their ups and downs. never be afraid o

Vtm, Vampire Roleplaying Storylines
Don't be afraid as she pulled down the shadeSaid theres nothing to fear but the monster is hereSo just tell me the time, is it quarter of nineSince the suns gone away, now the creature will playAnything in Yellow is other player *From the black mist that was rolling in came Mychal and at his side was a twisted little creature that had leather black skin. Sickly leathery wings a slashing tail and a mouth full of pointed sharp teeth. The teeth seem to chatter as it moved in a figure eight through each striding step that Mychal made. It was no bigger then 3 and half feet tall. When Mychal approached Trillium he had smiled the darkest of grins as his voice leaked out his amusement.* your pleas have reached the ear of your Saviour. How many I save you? Remember this that nothing is free. *He laughed amused by how she looked.* Hue less eyes, meaning there is no color, they are crystal clear the depths the shadows of her skulls mind, as she glares at the one who cursed her, no Sav

New Folders
I have opened two new folders for rates and comments to access click links below: Super Bowl History The second folder is Represting your state contest I'm holding to figure out where I want to go on my next vacation in 6 months. So, Rep your state and let me know why I should go there or Represent for another state that you know something about that I need to know. Possible Vacation Spots Don't Forget to Rate This Blog! Thanks!

Something To Ponder
Stoop not down,therefre, Unto the Darkly-Splendid World. Wherein continually lieth A faithless Depth And Hades wrapped in clouds, Delighting in unintelligble Images, Precipitous, winding, A black, ever-rolling Abyss Ever espousing a Body Unluminous Formless And Void T.C.O.Z

What Did You Say?
“What did you say?” passion & desire fleeting moments that pass in the fire that pass between us a wanting for you waiting for a chance not knowing what to do watching as you move I see the look you gave it to me you can't write the book they are my memories what did you say I thought you called my name tell me whos to blame for making me want you so pass on by leave me alone I'll make it in time leaving you in the past..... written by: Jennifer Fischer 09-29-07

Deeping Relationships
Deeping Relationships Friendship and love Like classical music A serenade bonding A sensual beauty That never dies or grows old Love frozen in time Like a record played forever In a timeless realm of destiny or fate An artistic fascination Cherished to most Lost to few And like a merry go round Its porcelain beauty will shine In its own greatness of life As my love and friendship Shines for you.

Its Time For A Change
hello fu peeps......its been a minute..but im doin this blog for the ladies......its bout time somebody show some positive love...to them...not just drool and beg them for things that makes them feel less than what they worth.....but im here to do the 180....yes that right...nuttin nasty but showin love to those who help make my experience on here great.....first i want to shout out the ladies in my name......i start from last to first so bear with me.... first cuite and starr..... them two been cool to me from day one... starr is a sweet and kid and very funny....no matter what she had my back....in our former fam on anyhwere when i needed her hse was there to help me..and treat me fair.... that's why she my sis...and my freind....cutie aka jess....she very unique person....very out going..nice real and dont take bs... when i was goin thru stuff she never judge me...or anything....she always help me or my freinds....she does stuff with asking....al

All About Me.
Im around 103 pounds,blonde hair,in between blue && green eyes (they change colors everyday) Im 13 years old.Not looking for someone special because I like someone.I have two best friends.Stephanie & Chris.They are the best.Im all about four-wheeler riding and going mudding.I love Rebel Flag's but im not racist.I have black friends so whatever.Im a very moody person.I have mood swings from heck.I really don't care what people think about me.Im on home school because I have mood swings and im very mean.So yeah if you need anything else just ask me.

He's Mine Now
I am a Dancer and love my man he is a tattoo artist and together we are building a good life we both have the same intrests I ride (Snowboard) and he skis we go every day we also have a great log home in the mountains in Summit County Colorado in the middle of 22 world class ski resorts we also have two horses and two Neapolitan mastiffs. If you get up to ski here in Colorado come check us out at Aftermidnight Tattoos

Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Arrrrrrrrrr
I'd love to hang out with you all, but you're all way over there and NOT HERE!!!!!!! I'm having a real crisis. Life is getting very dull and/or irritating. I need friends locally. I can't afford to travel lately. I don't know how to meet friends, maybe I'm weird or something. YOU TELL ME. hmmmmmmmmmm??????? Or maybe everyone is scared of eachother for no apparent reason. Well, this is my local progress list so far: (had to make it a pic file or it wouldn't pass spam filter) *It's like I can't even meet FRIENDS anymore locally. (some below, are just suggestions) Malls: People look too busy to pull them aside for a "HEY YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'D WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN" and get stares and weird looks as they're suddenly mastering walking backwards. Plus nothing there but a bunch of teenies anyways. Restaurant trick: Slip the waitress a $10 or $20 so that she purposely can't find me a seat. Ask her to either ask if I can be seated with a

Dead Like Me!!!
Dead like me is coming back, this time to the big screen in summmer. I am so excited this is probably my favorite show of all time and i am really looking forward to this. Have any of you heard of this show , if so let me know what you think.

More Bullshit! *growls*
So yesterday I was SUPPOSED to go to MEPS. Of course, I didnt go. As soon as I walk thru the Office door, my Recrut tells me that I cant go because I was denied. Because of my recent C-Sections.... So I was ready and packed for no f**king reason. Im supposed to hear from my Recrut to see when I'm able to go, and my f**king cell is shut off. If I dont hear anything by tuesday (thier closed friday and monday for holidays)then i have to send my f**king packet back thru to see if I'm allowed to go then. I cant ship until after Feb 20th cuz I have to wait till my 6 month date from the C-sec. But I shouldve been able to do my Physical before then. ALL THESE F**KING HOOPS AND IM STILL NOT ANY CLOSER! Ive f**ked up a $600 tattoo, I've spent money ordering alot of Paper work, Ive Shut down things i needed to keep open, packed up my stuff trying to get ready, held off on enrolling my daughter in school so i wouldnt have to transfer her, and ALOT more. and yet I'm still here with my thumb up m

Man Shoots Own Testicle During Attempted Robbery
KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge. Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured. A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital. Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

You're A Packers Fan Boy!
PORTAGE, Wis. - Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him. ADVERTISEMENT Mathew Kowald was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his son at their home in Pardeeville, Lt. Wayne Smith of the Columbia County Sheriff's Department said. Pardeeville is about 30 miles north of Madison. The 36-year-old Kowald was arrested Monday after his wife told authorities about the incident. Kowald was taken to the county jail and held until Wednesday, when he pleaded no contest, paid a fine of $186 and was released. Kowald's wife filed a restraining order Wednesday, so Kowald will not be able to have contact with his family, Smith said. Smith said other domestic issues have surfaced, though he wouldn't elaborate. The boy refused to wear the jersey Saturday, when the Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks in a playoff gam

How Romantic Are You? My Results
Quiz Result Yes, you are a hopeless romantic. You need a lot of of emotions and warmth. Daydreams and fantasies intrigue you and mesmerize you. You focus on your fantasies as they provide a way out of the ordinary. You are a dreamy person who is very prone to infatuation.

What
WRITE ME, PLEASE!!!! HERE'S MY ADDRESS, NAZARIO NAVARRO Bk#1224636 1115 H St MODESTO, CA. 95354 im not really sure sure what a blog is so i,ll just put my thoughts on here, there is a girl i care for a lot but dont, i mean i want to spend all my time with her but i dont see no future with her even thow there is nothing i want more. she means everything to me.

Arctic Zone
BASIC PRINCIPLES OF COLD WEATHER SURVIVAL It is more difficult for you to satisfy your basic water, food, and shelter needs in a cold environment than in a warm environment. Even if you have the basic requirements, you must also have adequate protective clothing and the will to survive. The will to survive is as important as the basic needs. There have been incidents when trained and well-equipped individuals have not survived cold weather situations because they lacked the will to live. Conversely, this will has sustained individuals less well-trained and equipped. There are many different items of cold weather equipment and clothing issued by the U.S. Army today. Specialized units may have access to newer, lightweight gear such as polypropylene underwear, GORE-TEX outerwear and boots, and other special equipment. Remember, however, the older gear will keep you warm as long as you apply a few cold weather principles. If the newer types of clothing are available, use them. If no

Pride For Your Country And Troops!
I was standing in line a Subway during lunch wearing my "I support our troops" T-shirt when this "woman" asked me if I loved America and do I support the war effort. I replied with yes. Then out of nowhere she spat on my shirt...WTF! She said that America kill her sons who served in the war against Iraq and she thinks I'm "a fuc$in' brainless idiot who dont know his ass from a hole in the ground!" I was raised with good morals so I didnt cuss her out or return spattle. I simply replied that God loves you and so do I and then i turned my back to her. As I do this she kicks my right leg and screams "F'in war monger" and leaves the establishment! Oh, and by the way, NO one lifts a finger to help get this crazy arse woman off me, either! My question is how many of you support the war effort and our troops? And please...I've been verbally assault enough for one day, so please, PLEASE be mature if you dont support the war...PLEASE!

Fubar
Just wanted to let my friends know that I will be away for a couple of days. My mom has to have surgery out of town, So i am going to go be with her. Should be back by Thursday. Love to all. Mystically Broken As I open my eyes and see you standing before me I begin to realize that you are all i can see Everything in the distance is all one blurry and such Except your smiling face saying your love me so much You wrap your arms around me with a gentle kiss to my face holding me with all you have i feel the love as it escapes As we begin to break the hug I see the tears role down your face knowing that I will be okay now And that time has now been displaced As I drift back off to sleep Still holding hands with you Thanking God that you are with me After all that we have been through After all is said and done and I am able to be at home Knowing that you will take care of me And never will you roam. Thank you for all that you do and the love that y

Recent Health Issues
Oral Herpes Symptoms HSV Type 1 * Incubation period: For oral herpes, the amount of time between contact with the virus and the appearance of symptoms, the incubation period, is 2-12 days. Most people average about 4 days. * Duration of illness: Signs and symptoms will last 2-3 weeks. Fever, tiredness, muscle aches, and irritability may occur. o Pain, burning, tingling, or itching occurs at the infection site before the sores appear. Then clusters of blisters erupt. These blisters break down rapidly and, when seen, appear as tiny, shallow, gray ulcers on a red base. A few days later, they become crusted or scabbed and appear drier and more yellow o Oral sores: The most intense pain caused by these sores occurs at the onset and make eating and drinking difficult. + The sores may occur on the lips, the gums, the front of the tongue, the inside of the cheeks, the throat, and the roof of the mouth. + They may also extend d

Looking For Tips
if "anyone deleted me" by accident readd me to your friends list if you delete me at least let me know why i havent been on a date in a long time just couple meet n greats no luck but if i feel really interested in a particular girl what do i do or say to her if she wants to take it slow and i like her alot?

Wolf For A Pet?
I met someone who knows a lady that sells wolf pup's with all the papers and shots for 800.00. She has one left and is desperate for money and only wants 75.00! Do wolves make good pets or do they turn on you and act wild later in life? Thanks, Amedeo

Updated Mumm Policy Jan 11- 08
subject: Updated MuMM Policy post date: 2008-01-11 10:06:29 This information is from an update through Blog via Scrapper: Many of you email me day in and day out about your MuMMs. I could spend all day turning back on MuMMs only for you to abuse them and loose them in an hour. Everyone MuMMs are a privilege. If you get them turned off, you are still able to make Friends MuMMs. Please read: MUMM Guidelines MUMM stands for Make Up My Mind. It is designed to be a platform to allow you to pose a question that has an A and B option. MUMMs are NOT designed to promote yourself or anyone else, gain points, advertise an event or commercialized product, or promote racism, bigotry, hatred, or physical harm against any group or individual. MUMMs must also NOT contain inappropriate conduct, phone numbers and contact information, nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter, nor can it provide links to adult websites. Any use of PHOTOS or VIDEOS posted in the MUMMs must be ap

The Best Rides On Fubar..
Howdy folks! We've made some changes to the rules of the Magic Bus RATE, FAN & ADD Club. So please check out the updated Magic Bus Blogs on our homepage. If you are NOT a member, there's still room onboard. So get on this Magical Mystery Tour NOW. Good for fast levelling, meeting new friends and fans & we'll be sure to serve you loads of cool experiences. Some earthly, others....well you never know! So are you adventurous, get your ticket now! You can find out how to obtain your ticket in the aforementioned blogs on our homepage. That's all for now. Keep on trucking! The Sound Of Philadelphia (Soul Train)Uploaded by eXsistenZ1968 href="http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/simply2special/back grounds/?action=view¤t=4b29.jpg" target="_blank"> CHOO CHOO THE NEWEST TRAIN AROUND! COME AND JOIN THE S O U L TRAIN OF NOTHING BUT THE BEST PASSENGERS AND MUSIC IN TOWN!...............................! RULES: 1. PLEASE RATE/ FAN AND ADD THE HOST

Cloned Animal Meat
Genetic Mutations Boost Prostate Cancer Risk By Steven Reinberg HealthDay Reporter , HealthDay Posted: 2008-01-16 17:09:39 WEDNESDAY, Jan. 16 (HealthDay News) -- A new blood test that looks at five genetic variants could one day predict the risk of developing prostate cancer, a new study says. Researchers found that among men with four of the five variants, the risk of prostate cancer is increased 400 percent to 500 percent, compared to men with none of the variants. And if a man has these gene variants and a family history of prostate cancer, his risk of developing the disease increases more than 900 percent. "There are five genetic variants that have been shown to be associated with prostate cancer risk," said lead researcher Dr. Jianfeng Xu, a professor of epidemiology and cancer biology at Wake Forest University School of Medicine. For the study, the researchers examined DNA samples from 2,893 men with prostate cancer and compared them with DNA of 1,781 healthy men

To My Love
Baby, I love you more than words can ever show and more than you will ever know; For my love for grow each and every day, and each time I see you I know that things will be ok. Baby, I know sometimes I am not the easiest to get along with but, through it all you stay strong to the end! So I have taken a little time to so say that I love you more and more each passing day! DONE BY CHRISTINE

~*~more Than I Can Chew~*~
Bit Off More Than I Can Chew!!! Current mood: frustrated Ok I think I bit off more then I can chew this time.... I am completely frazzled!!!! Picture this if you will... In one weekend I have Ice Skating with the boy scouts... followed by a birthday dinner , followed by Monster Jam., then a birthday party for McKinzee with 25 or more kids..(in MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! ) Then I have to start planning a birthday party for Caleb! We have to get our addition completely finished and finalized in 6 days or we have to pay a hefty fine and possible tear it down!!!!!! OMG all this in 6 days........ I think I am gonnna lose it!!! LOL My kids rooms look like a tornado ran through them......WOW I could keep going........on & on & on.... Oh and all this then I am dealing with the fact that I found out my 13 year old son has been SMOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talk About STRESSED TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just call this RANT FEST 2008!!!!!!! Ringing in the new year with

Are You A Democrat, A Republican, Or A Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEMOCRAT'S Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we

Butterflies
BUTTERFLIES My heart flutters like A bunch on butterflies Flying in the wind My heart flutters like butterflies Each and every time I See you, talk to you And even More when I sit and think of you My heart flutters like butterflies Even while I am sleeping An as I am rolling Over to touch you Lying beside me In our bed My heart flutters like a flock Of butterflies As my wild Imagination runs out of Control thinking that We will soon be meeting One another for the First time and making Passionate love until We fall asleep holding Each other tight My heart flutters like butterflies That never stops to rest Like the stars that never loose there sparkle Like a river that never stops running Like the trees in the forests that never stop growing My heart flutters like butterflies baby All because your heart is my heart Your soul is my soul And together we can become one with each other

Up 4 Adoption.adopt.me.plz
I HAVE BEEN SEEING ALL OF THE AUCTIONS AND YES I THINK THEY ARE COOL IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO GET IN ONE AND OFFER HAPPY HOURS, VIPS, OR BLASTS, BUT SOME OF US CAN'T DO THAT .......SO HERE THE THING I WAS THINKING I WOULD DO ... I WILL PUT MYSELF AND OTHER ORPHANS LISTED BELOW UP FOR ADOPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME OR ONE OF MY ORPHANS AND BUY THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR, BLAST OR VIP YOUR ORPHAN WILL RATE ALL PICS AND STASH FOR ADOPTING THEM..OTHER THAN THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE ORPHAN OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT ELSE THEY MAY BE WILLING TO DO LOL LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK!!!! NO ORPHAN WILL BE TURNED AWAY...SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDED... Hugssss & Kissess LOBOSHEWOLF

Help Needed
hi to all For the first time i have a giveaway from SPIKE THE ORIGINAL (TY Kelly 2 you) Since one year i'm on yhe fu i have helped a big lot of ppl in contests or giveaways so i hope to see yu on this giveaway for me to win an Happy Hour i need 60.000 comments to win it so i hope somebody could be able to give me a little help Thank you very much to all helpers you know that i always return the luv here is the link ty again my friends hello, my Happy hour giveaway coninue, i am soon at the half of comments required , i am 29700 this morning on 60000 ty to all nice helpers, it is coz they are here that i didn't delet my account i love my friends. i wish yu all have a great day hi to all if yu have a lot of spare time can yu help these awesome friends ? the bully need less than 1000 comments DJ JAY need about 9000 to have his first VIP TY for us

Fubarian In Need Of Thoughs And Prayers
If you all would be so caring here on fubar a fellow fubarian is in the hospitial I Took Him in Last night about 9pm est and he was admited shortly after so please show him mad love ? DJ Devil - Excalibur Radio ? DJ Sunshine's Bodyguard ? Devils Train Founder@ fubar Ty to all who supports him this has been bought to you buy http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=523404193

So Called "friend"
so what do ya do when a so called friend never wants to see you, never bothers texting you and doesnt even bother replying to you online? ask them what the fuck their problem is or just cut them out? hmmmm....

Mikey Rose
undefined djk-swiftAdd to My Profile | More Videos Be my Valentine's Application Body: This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows that Valentines day is about a month away so get an early start also everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace/yearbook that you wants to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area

Family Updates
this is where we are at thanks for all your hard work needs 140,000 needs 140,000 this is where we are at till we can get these out of the way lets all pull together and get these out of the way. needs 140.000 needs 140.000 i am going to post just one picture for us today lets give her all we have got and see how close we can get her in just one day. needs 140.000

Our Good Morning Place
hello global bombers and family. for the past week or so we have been moving on verry goog with the two giveaways that are posted i would like to say a special thanks to everone that are helping keep up the wonderful work we stand a chance of getting cathys giveaway out of the way today so lets try to give it all that we have got. global bombers rule and kick but good morning global bombers burr it is cold outside i hope everone is staying warm this morning and having a great day. dont burn yourself out but please give all the comments you can to the two that i have posted. good morning global bombers i havent got much to say this morning. but we seem to be moving along pretty good with the two that is up lets keep the hard work up and get them out of our way. thanks global. global bombers rock and kick but.

Things To Ponder
Meaning of Colour and your birthday!! Don't cheat Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favourite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favourite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are

Your Level
In light of recent events that I have had to deal with in the wonderful land of Fubar drama, I feel I have to let it be known, that I dont care about your rank! I dont care about your level! I dont care about your so called ""status" on here! I dont care about any of that! I will not ever bow down to a higher ranking member on here, because of the fact they are a high ranking member! What the heck is that anyways? LMAO I am who I am and I will continue to do what I do. Soo...I have decided I dont need the higher members of this site to bother me at all. I dont need them to come to my shoutbox and threaten to get me kicked off, or tell me how their followers will do what he wants. I dont need any of it. I have always done my own thing here and will continue to do so. I never bothered anyone and will continue to do so. I love the friends that I have, and if this bothers some, then maybe they just done need to be my friend. I respect some people that are higher leveled and t

Warning ! ! !
If you are a guy and I sent this to you, it's because you need to also send it to your girl friends and other females you know who would benefit from this knowledge. Thanks. Subject: Through a rapist's eyes - no joke You may have seen this before, but it's always good to refresh our memory. Never know when it might help. @This is important information for females of ALL ages . When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along . A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go

Why?
Hello Pplz!!! I just have a question maybe some of u can help me understand this shyt cus i damn sure dont kno the answer to it...Why is it that the ppl we care bout most or that claim they care bout us, are the ones who hurt us the most? I mean shyt if u care or luv someone in my eyes i would think u wouldnt do anything to hurt them if possible. Maybe, Im wrong? Someone hurt me a few days ago then told me....They arent ready to talk to me yet! Like i had hurt them or something... I mean im like what the hell. The shyt just dont make no sense to me. Well maybe some of u can give me some advice on what to do in this situation because i damn sure dont even know what to do at this point. This person and i used to be very close, or atleast i thought we was. I really dont see how they can hurt me then have the nerve to say they arent ready to talk to me YET? Shyt, if anything it seems i should be the one sayin it but im not. I care for this person dearly and really dont want to lose them in

Tavia
ILL BE OFF MY PC ON MONDAY THE 21ST IL BE ON THE BUS AT 830AM TILL I GET TO GA ILL BE GETTING PICKED UP BY FALLENANGEL MY GF AND ITS GOING TO BE A HARD ROAD BUT IM WILLING TO DO IT TO BE WITH HER I WISH THAT SHE KNEW HOW BAD I WANT TO BE THERE WITH OUT QUESTIONING IT BUT I GUESS ILL HAVE TO SHOW HER AND DO EVERYTHING I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO SHE BETTER NOT HURT ME OR KICK ME OUT ILL TALK TO YALL LATER

Racers Prayer
The Racer's Prayer Before I start my engine Lord I need to talk to you. And ask humbly your blessing for what I'm about to do. I give you all the credit for it's only by your grace, that I have reached this starting line, to run another race. The road that lies before me now uncertain it may be, but I can face this challenge Lord, If you will ride with me. Prepare my heart and give me strength, Protect me from all harm. With ever-present danger, hold me safely in your arms. Lord blesses my competition, my friends and family, May they know your LOVE for them, and see that love in me. Amen!

Done
im sick and tired of this site it has caused nothing but trouble in my life and of the peeps i talk to only a few are true with me and im sick of this fu gf fu wife bull shit because nobody treats it like it should i have a fu wife but she tells other guys she loves them and buys them rings and tell them she miss them and then she ignores me unless she needs something so and the fact that peeps take this shit so fucking seriously its just fun don't get pissed if u get a 1 or a 5 grow the fuck up ur rated what that person thinks of u thats there opinion get over it and for those girls that like to get all the comments on there nsfw and then tell u they don't comment nsfw they just want to feel like they are special and don't get me wrong if u don't want comment and u say that it all good but don't ask if ur not going to return the favor and to the rater freaks that just rate everything and move on do u even know how to type damn to the lounge owners just because u own the lounge dosent

Life Update
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Body: FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Wyoming FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Wyoming FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Wyoming FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Wyoming FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. Wyoming FRIENDS: laugh at you ------------------------------------------------

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Auction
Hello everyone, I have decided to host my first auction. This auction will run from tomorrow, January 18th starting at 8 P.M. Eastern till January 29th at 8 P.M. The rules are simple..You may bid anything you like, Fubucks, Blasts, Ticker Messages, VIP's, Happy Hours..etc. Actual money items overshadow Fubucks. What the winner gets.... 1.) The person you win will put Owned by "Your name here" next to theirs in their profile name for an entire month. 2.) Atleast 1 daily comment 3.) All pics and stash rated during Happy Hour 4.) A daily gift of their choosing. 5.) A personal salute photo to you (What kind is up to the person who is won) 6.) Anything after that is up to the person who is owned. Please keep in mind this is for fun ONLY! Please, no rude comments! If you would like to be in the auction simply send me a message and let me know which pic you would like to enter. Anyone may join up until the 27th of January at midnight. Thanks everyone and have

Test
click on it will tell u about your area Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. At many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of yo

Trust Starts At Home
She stayed up all night and cried into her pillow. And Fought off the urge to just break down and call. Last night to find the fault seemed so dam easy, but now who's to blame don't matter much at all. She thinks if she calls him, it just shows weakness, so the hurt goes on with ever tear she's cried. Ain't it sad to see a good love fall to peices, chalk another heartbreak up to foolish pride. Turn out the lights, the competition's over, the stubborn souls are the losers here tonight, and while the bridges burn, another hard hard lessons learned. As in the ashes, passion slowly dies. And this romance goes down to foolish pride. He relives every word they spoke in anger, he walks the floor and punches out the wall. To apologize to her, would be so simple. But instead he cries, I'll be damed if I crawl. If he loses her, he's lost his best freind, and more than just a lover can provide. So he wrestles with emotions, that defeat him...... Chalk another love lost up to foolish pr

Like A Virgin.... Touched For The Very First Time....
Ok so i went on a first date for a long time and it was the greatest date i've ever been on. im seeing him again tomorrow and well we already pretty much know each other. the anticipation to just see him was driving me crazy. so i took him "hostage" for a few hours. we went to friendly's because he hasn't been there for a long time so i thought it would be fun. our waiter was really great. the place was just buzzing but who cares all i heard was him and all i saw was him. after dinner we went back to the place we met and just talked. then he went to work and he talked to me on the phone until he got to work. oh wow i had fun with him and i can't wait until i see him again. gonna be a LONG night. walking on air over here. until next time. hey all, if it wasn't for Da_B.O.D i wouldn't be thet addict i am now after a few hours. wow this place is awesome. i just started today and jumped from level 0 to level 9 in ONE night!!!

Fu-famous Liars Are Decievers
OK GUYS THIS IS HOW FAST DRAMA STARTS... UMMM I JUST ASKED FOR A PIC or some help.. WELL THEN I GET MY ASS CHEWED...WOW JUST OVER A PIC. AND THE I'M THE ONE WITH THE HAVE PROBLEM... YOU AT THE WHAT I GET.. I'M THE SWEETEST PERSON HERE YOU CAN MEET.. I DON'T DESERVE THIS KINDA REACTION... SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM... I'M NOT TRYING TO BE POPULAR HERE... I WAS JUST ASKING FOR A PIC.. THAT I THOUGHT WAS REALLY COOL.. BEING POPULAR ISN'T A ISSUE. I'M SO SO TIRED SO THE DRAMA AROUND HERE, I HAD OVER 2000 FRIENDS ON MY LIST AND I CLEANED THEM OUT CAUSE WE NEVER TALKED, BUT THATS OK, CAUSE I WANTED TO START OVER, NO BIG DEAL, BUT SHE THINKS I WANT TO BE POPULAR CAUSE I WANTED A PIC LIKE HERS.. WOW OK UMMM DOING A MUMM ABOUT ME.. IT THAT CRAZY OR WHAT.. REALLY.. TALKING ABOUT ME AND GETTING AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND SEEING THE REAL LIFE.. I THINK YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.. BUT I GUESS YOU DID GET SOME POINTS AND SOME REALLY GOOD OPINIONS ON YOUR MUMM SO

Pimpouts
Here is one of the closest and dearest people I know. D’hark Julez is true blue guys and gals and a jewel of a best friend. I am proud and blessed to know and call her family. Go and show her some gothic love.I also wanted to pimpout her wonderful work and second home as well as mine, The Dhark Domain. You can SB or private message one of us for the details.

Feelings
Oh yeah and something totally off the subject my friend called and they left for Iraq today. I dont understand it. I know people wanna defend the country and I am 100 percent behind them just hurts when a very very good friend leaves. I really hope that he comes home in one piece. Man I mis him alllllready!!!! I have much love for anyone that is there or has loved ones. I really hope that they come home safe. I think something is wrong with me. As long as I can remember I have been hard and not gave a shit about who or what thought about me. I mean I would do stuff just to make you ask... is she ok. I could have given shit less about a man much less if he was there at night or not. So what is wrong with me? I cant explain it. I have blown so many off and havent looked for anyone cause I dont want hurt and yet I catch myself crying because I am not where I want to be. I have very few friends that know the real me or even try and get to know me. I am starting to car

A New Meaning For Badass!!!
This is hard to believe! This may be a first... A couple in Northern California were out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a California Mountain Lion (Cougar)decided that h e wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision... The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... For the lion. As the lion approached the dogs the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the

Elissa's Blogs
1. Share a life experience you had. 2. Tell of your day. 3. Write a story. 4. Give some random facts, no one would possibly know. 5. Teach something worth while. 6. Copy and paste some chain letter thing. 7. Make someone laugh with sarcasm and jokes. 8. Post a blank one. 9. Ask questions. 10. Put down what you're thinking at the moment. 11. Design a menu for a future restaurant. 12. Script out a movie. 13. Create lyrics. 14. Draw out some big plans you have. 15. Explain how to cook or use something. 16. Define big words for others. 17. Take advice and give it back. 18. Exaggerate on something that happened to you. 19. Leave sympathy notes. 20. Record all of your friend's names. 21. Enlighten every one of your feelings for someone. 22. Clarify your explanations. 23. Construct a lesson. 24. Randomly put smiles. 25. Build up a plan to save the world. 26. Note down every bit of your information you want others to kn

Humor ;-o
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did > for a living. > > > > All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, > saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. > > > > However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the > teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, 'Well my mother's an > exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men > and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really > good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for > money.' > > > > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other > children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to > ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?' 'No,' the boy said, > 'She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get > Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to >

My Poems
At times your so sweet, gentle and kind, But other times i dont think you can make up your mind. At times you seem like you dont even want me, At those times i wish i could fly free. At times when i just want to let you go, I remember the sweet times and just go with the flow. At times i cry for you at night, Because i cant get you out of my sight. I love you and i want you, you know its true. Now tell me baby, what do you want to do? By: Emily "Emmy" "Living Dead Girl" LeMay wrote this when i was in like 9th grade Tear stained pillow, blood stained sheet, She's crying and cutting for an all new defeat. She slits her wrists as a tear falls down, She's wearing the same blood stained gown. She reaches out, extended hand, Knowing you could never understand. Her tears keep coming, Eyeliner running. She wants to know you love and care, Knowing life will never be fair. Blade of death, she bites her lip, Her mind's spinning with every sip. Her c

'good F-ing Morning America'
Actress Diane Keaton appeared live on Tuesday’s Good Morning America and dropped the F-bomb while attempting to compliment GMA co-host Diane Sawyer’s looks. After gushing over how much better her life would be with “those lips,” the movie star blurted, “I’d like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality or my -- excuse me. My personality.” Sawyer, who had been attempting to get the actress to talk about Mad Money, Keaton’s new film, appeared momentarily shocked and then started laughing. She retorted, “My mother is going to work on your personality with soap in your mouth, is what she’s going to do.” Both the guest and host seemed to find the expletive humorous. However, there is a serious side. The exchange occurred early in the morning on network television. This is certainly a time when parents could have the television on while preparing their children for school. And while Sawyer closed the interview by saying, “T

Might Loose Cell And Net...
So I might be moving in a couple days, and if i do, im pretty sure ill be loosing my cell and my net. Just fucking great. No clue when either will be back on. Also as it stands with the Army, I have ALOT more shit to do, so "possible" ship date got moved to mid-March. I cant believe this shit. If its not one thing its another. I'll explain full details to anyone who asks but right now im keeping it general. Some how, some way I'll Keep everyone posted. But just so everyone knows, I DO want to keep in contact with everyone. So I want Addresses/numbers/e-mails.. etc! Panther

Six Reasons
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak. The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety o

My Verse
You ran into this serial killa tonight thats why you gotta die. Now don't cry baby show me that you got some pride. I finally am going to let this evil beast out of me. I'm going cut out your organs and study your anatomy. Now here are some fucking tissues whipe your fucking face. You can't die crying baby. Man you are a discrace! Hunny you better think twice and put down da knife. Or I can't be a loving husband to my decieced wife. I'm sorry baby but thats the way this has to be. You should of thought about this before ya hurt me. Now were running though our apartment and I'm getting close. Right up till you turned around and punched me in my nose. Now that I whiped the fucking blood off of my fucking face. I'm going to use your blood to paint this fucking place. Look hun you triped over the rug and I caught you. DIE BITCH DIE FUCK YOU DIE BITCH DIE FUCK YOU She was dancing on the pole when she popped it on my face. So I stuck my tongue

Venting
the last few days i have had pictures and stash rated NSFW I so cant believe this. Arent we adults? Its like this if anyone on my friends list cant handle my pictures get off my friends list I dont bother anyone or rate anyone NSFW maybe I should start. That is so not me.

Earnhardt Feeling The Pressure Of New Hendrick Ride
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Dale Earnhardt Jr. is already feeling the pressure, and the season hasn't even started. As his winless streak nears two years, NASCAR's most popular driver knows he must produce in his new Hendrick Motorsports ride. Anxious about the new job and the pressure of driving for the elite team, Earnhardt showed up a week early at preseason testing just to talk to his new teammates. Back this week to actually drive his No. 88 Chevrolet, Earnhardt went right to work. His single lap speed of 185.820 mph on Tuesday morning easily bettered the mark of 184.782 mph set by teammate Jimmie Johnson in last week's session, and Earnhardt was 10th fastest when drafting began in the afternoon. ``I just like running up front every week,'' he said. ``I like going to the racetrack and being ... toward the top of the chart, at least on the left side of the page in practices.'' It's a good start to a fresh season, one without the drama that engulfed him last year when he p

Job
POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be wil

Need Help
On Feb. 10th 2008, and she was buried yesterday. Someone very dear to me had Passed away. Someone that will leave an emptiness in my Heart. I will miss her dearly and I am not afraid To say she was the number lady in my life. I Love You Mom and I will greatly Miss You I am not the type that is use to doing this and I know it will bring hard feeling to some so I am sorry in advance. I am going through some hard times right now. Work is very slow at my job. Right now I am currently 4 months behind on my rent and the Landlord is threatening eviction. I need to get to her $1000 by today or I will be evicted as of this weekend. She said she will work with me if I can produce this amount today otherwise I will be evicted. I know very few of you know me personally but I am a good person and will be able to repay someone. My work starts the busy seson next month and I can get caught up on all my bills inside 2 months but I can't do it right now. If there is anyone that can help me by sending

Help Us Get Our Goal
Come On Everybody these girls have stepped into alot of comments and they really need your help CLICK THA PIC AND BOMB THEIR ASSES OFF http://fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a TickerPack! WE NEED TO GET TO 3000 COMMENT IN A DAY TO GET OUR CONTEST DONE IN 30.DAYS CAN YOU HELP US OUT PLEASE! help get us to 50k today (repost of original by 'TiSMoM05$$' on '2008-01-18 05:59:05') > > > > ANY HELP WOULD BE HELPFUL!!!!!BOMBERS PLEASE BOMB > 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, > a Happy Hour, > a 30-Day Blast AND > a Ticker Pac > > > > PLEASE REPOST > THANK YOU > >

Opinions
I am having quite a hard time, not being bored here lately, and ONLY 18 more days to go of this shit. I really miss my friend. he has only been gone 3 days and Im already..just totally..missin him. i have spent soo much time, worrying aboutmyself, that now taht i am alone, I worry about him. HMM weird blog huh? I dont' really knoww hat else to write ecept, being real. Real people are the ones that go farthest in life. uknow this as well as I. Take the time to think baout others ...before its too late and they end up workingon the road, and wil neevr be home:( Shell There are plenty of blogs out there. And I'll be the one to be honest right now, I have not read one yet. I just figured I'd write some things down and let others read REAL things for just one second. Life has its ups and downs of course but I'll be another first to tell you this honestly..you reap what you sew. If You feel like life's not fair, get over it.....You make it what it is. bottom line, if you try to

Survey Says
1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? NEVER CHEATED IN MY LIFE WHY START NOW? 2. What color are your eyes? HAZEL 3. What are you doing now? THIS SURVEY, SMOKING A CIG, TALKING TO CRYSTIAN AND THINKING ABOUT WEITHER TO GO TO BED OR STAY UP FOR YET ANOTHER 24 HOURS FOR WORK... 4. What is one thing you question a lot? OTHER PEOPLES MOTIVES.... 5. Do you lead people on? NOT ON PURPOSE IF I DO.... 6. Are you married? DIVORCED 7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them? YEAH 8. Is there anyone who doesn't like you? EVEN WHEN I AM DEAD I AM SURE THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE ME... THATS LIFE... 9. Do you miss someone? YES 10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's? YES AND LEARNED.... 11. Are looks important? YES AND NO.... LOOKS DRAW ME IN BUT IF THEIR PERSONALITY SUCKS THEY BECOME FUGLY REAL QUICK... 12. What are you wearing? JEANS, AND WHITE BUTTON UP TOP, JUS

♥
I got this Sexy Comment from commentsplanet.com! Look at the sky tell me what do you see Just close your eyes and describe it to me The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight That's what I see through your eyes I see the heavens each time that you smile I hear your heartbeat just go on for miles And suddenly I know why life is worthwhile That's what I see through your eyes That's what I see through your eyes Here in the night, I see the sun Here in the dark, our two hearts are one Its out of our hands, we can't stop what we have begun And love just took me by surprise, looking through your eyes I see a night I wish could last forever I see a world we're meant to see together And it is so much more than I remember More than I remember More than I have known Here in the night, I see the sun Here in the dark, our two hearts are one Its out of our hands, we can't stop what we have begun And love just took me by surprise, looking through your eyes Lookin

I Need Some Advice
on women.lol. i dont get it. its like thats all women want is to judge you and not understand or like you for you. they akll say shit thats outta this world and its bothering me. iv been single for a long time now and i dont understand why women play head games with me. its like i did something wrong or something. if anyones got advice on this hit me back to this blog or my email. thanks

Rednecks Know How To Git R Dun
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?''Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

The Alcoholics Prayer
The Alcoholics Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen.

You Say That You Love Me
I wrote this this morning after the fight or whatever you want to call it. I had to stop because I was getting too upset thinking of all the things that has happened. You say that you love me But it really doesn’t show You treat me very badly This I really know What you call love is very confusing I wouldn’t want to see hate Because the way you love Isn’t the way you should treat your mate You talk to me like I’m a dog You always treat me like shit You say you are better then the one before I don’t see how, you also hit How can you hit the one you love? Just because you get mad That’s not the way it’s supposed to be This isn’t what I thought we had You didn’t do this in the beginning And you knew the trouble I had in the past You told me you would never do that But now I see your words don’t last This isn’t what I wanted to happen You aren’t the person that you were once before You do the things you say you would never do

Brat~
JUST WANTED TO WISH EVERYONE A GOOD WEEKEND~ AND SEE WHAT KINDA OF PLANS MY FRIENDS HAVE FOR THE WEEKEND?MINE IS GOING TO BE A BUSY ONE~ BUT I WILL MAKE TIME TO GO OUT~ SO WHEN ANYONE HAS TIME OR FEELS LIKE LEAVE A COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHATS UP WITH YOU FOR THE WEEKEND AND LET ME KNOW HOW YOUR NEW YEAR HAS BEEN SO FAR....

Sirius
if you get the chance listen to 3oh!3 , they rock , at least imo.. btw... im not goin to your party !! I just recently purchased sirius. I'd have to say its the best investment ive ever made. I dont know how i went years without howard. 100's of music stations and i dont have to listen to the crap ive hated to all this time. this guy is featured on there alot , damn i miss him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VHMXG9XNoU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bESBs3Lg7M&feature=related

Old Vs Now
School 1977 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slip

Needs Help To Level
loverboy38@ fubarFLAMMING HEARTS HE NEEDS OUR HELP TO LEEL THAONS LATINA69 Mr7Sins@ fubarFLAMMING HEARTS HE NEEDS HELP TO LEVEL LETS DO THIS Vic125@ fubarOK FLAMMING HEARTS LETS HELP HIM LEVEL THE BEST WE CAN THANKS LATINA69

2008
First let me say I'm sorry, but I've been busy and with filming before and after the AVN's I finally have some time to come back and report. For my friends who are curious, Jenna Jameson was there incognito with a hat over her eyes so she could see her friends. However since she sold the whole Jenna franchise to Playboy and Playboy Enterprises is actually having more financial problems than they are actually elluding to so there wasn't a booth at all. It was so cool seeing everyone and I actually got to sign 2, count them 2 autographs. Saw so many actresses and they for the most part were very friendly and actually impressed since I primarily perform in BDSM porn. Angie Savage and Candy Manson were the coolest and most encouraging. Props to them. Made a lot of connections so hopefully you'll see me in some of the more mainstream venues within the next year. I also got a chance to talk to some of the great guys you see in porn as well. Billy Glide, Randy Spears and th

My Chatterbox
Well everyone my free time will be soon vanishing... Ill be on the orad as of feb 1st. My first stop will be Maryland to see my Dad and Brother, then New Jearsy to see an old friend, then New York city to see my sister then off to Belle Plaine Minnesota to see an old friend then down to Poplur bluff Missouri to visit family then my last stop in Orlando florida wooot geez what a bunch of driving!!! Then hoem to Richmond va to be in class by may!!!

Mid Life Crisis, Maybe?
The other day someone asked me to describe myself but not with the usual stuff like what movies I like, what kinda music I like, things of that nature and I was at a complete loss. I have no clue who I am. I have gone so long in life as someone's wife and mother I seem to have forgotten who the real "Katie" is. I often joke and tell my family and friends it's not if I lose my mind but when and I honestly think that time is drawing near. So if this is my mid life crisis, does this mean I can go buy a sports car and sleep with a young hot guy? I'd settle for just hiding out somewhere to just try to figure out who I really am.

Secrets Of A Virgin
You may like this....you may not....I'll smile either way....I'm a(ware) I cannot change anyone's mind...If you don't believe me...that's fine...be a(ware) your life experience will hurt more than mine...among your opposite, You'll either say, "This is a Great experience! Ooorrr Aw, Fuck, How do I get rid of you"...please continue; I'm pleased you decided to explore... The Emperors in Asian kingdoms began their legacy at 3 years of age...NO adults were authorized in their space without armed protection...If an adult spoke before approval; they were executed without question. Youth can see the needs of ALL people; an adult seeks the needs of self..."Protect the child" why? Protected by corruption...corruption of what? rape, abuse, violence, greed, envy, hoarding, judgmental dispositions.... When adults are seeking "younger partners" they're truly seeking the noted below...at times, a moment of revenge Ooorrr a fresh start…tricky now, (both) individuals must attain the same inten

About Me......
Hello, well for those who know me... know that I'm a down to earth fun person and a GREAT friend. I'm 36 years old, recently separated with three children. 2 boys 15 and 17 and a girl 11. The boys live with their father and my daughter is with me. So... in a nut shell, I like honest people. People who know what they want in life. I don't like gossip.. hate drama.. and can't stand back stabbers. If you want to know anything else.. just ask. I'll be down loading more pics of me soon.. so check back and take a look.

Make Her The Next Godfather
I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold. He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused, "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me.." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole? "My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go." We should consider all of our friends a blessing. Wild would really like to level up. she has a lot of pics and stash for you to rate. Go rate, fan and add her. She only has 1,175,532 point to go

For Will
In my heart, i felt a break, And I started to cry, In my minds eye, I watched you die. As if in slow motion, So I could see the pain, I watched the bullet, Enter your young brain. I heard the report, I felt your head fall back, Watched your eyes go blank, Felt your body go slack. I feel the blood drip, So hot and red, As it falls fom The wound in your head. Your life was gone, Before you hit the ground, You felt no pain, You made no sound. I saw your heart stop, And I started to cry, As in my mind, I watched you die. 01-25-2008 WMH I hate the way I love you, I hate that I even care, I hate the way I gave you my heart, I hate the way I gave you my soul, I hate that you fill my dreams, I hate that your kiss melts me, I hate that your touch thrills me, I hate that your silence chills me, I hate that yuour smell excites me, I hate the way your eyes ignite me, I hate the way you make me feel, I hate the hold you have on me, I hate that I can't let you

Contest
I am in another auction. If you would lke to own me click this link. Please help me out and bomb this pic: (I really like to be a first time VIP) (repost of original by 'Catch & Release' on '2008-01-18 14:41:36') (repost of original by 'The Lonely Heart (owner of The Lonely Hearts lounge)' on '2008-01-18 14:45:07') (repost of original by 'Catch & Release' on '2008-01-18 15:08:30') I am up for auction again. This is the link to the photo.

Pics
Hey anyone want a pic... here is a sample of what I can do... I can also do some morphs.. if you want theses done for you I do these for a small fee of 500 fubucks.. please message me with the pick and what you want.. ty luv you guy..muah

Vote For Me!!
My picture will be in this profile soon! If you could please go and rate it as well as give it daily comments that would be awesome! Thank you to all those for your support! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=548838&albumid=797127&i=1038160886&idx=1

Rip Steven
Steven only had a short life, but it was full of love and happiness. In all his years i dont think i ever heard Steven have a bad word about anybody. As some people may know Steven was Special Needs, down syndrome. But Steven was special in many ways, from the day he was born. He was nearly lost at birth, only an emergency ceasearian saved him and his mum. The only damage we could see at first was he had a club foot. But as he grew we could see signs he was not developing as a normal child should. 2 year old he was taken into hospital for the first time. To have his leg broken and reset to correct his foot. It was at this time he was also diagnosed has sligh down syndrome. Steven then went to a "Special" school, and a very special school it was, it was a school full of love, anybody who has had any dealings with disabled chilkdren should know the love they can show. Steven was a very loving child, and knew everybody - if he didnt know them in his cheeky way he used to say "im Ste

Can I Count On You?
Ok this is new to me...but I decided to enter into a contest...the prize? A VIP a 3 day Blast and 500,000 FU Bucks is what I can win! What I need you wonderful friends to do is comment me and rate me....I need 50,000 comments...and the more rates I get the more Fu Bucks I get...I get 10 points for every rate as and added bonus! please click this pic!!!! I just want to thank you all for your help in advance....show me the love and I will do the same!!!! Check out my new slave...he is a major hot one! and what a good guy...hes pretty close to amazing! I love buying him..he spoils me very well...so I am asking my friends to go show him some mad luv by throwing him some rates! Who loves ya Kinky ;) please try and outbid me

Sweet Revenge
Every night after lights out it was the same ritual for him. He would strip down to his boxers letting his cock free through the fly opening in front. He’d place his pillow on the floor so that, while doing his push-ups, he would not bang it against the floor as his erection grew to full stance. Enough light flowed into his cell from the corridor allowing him to see the photo of her that he would place on the floor below his face. She’s to blame for his incarceration. Yes, he hated his twin brother Marc with a passion, and knew that some of the blame fell onto him as well, but she managed to lock him up where his brother had always failed. Matt’s vengeance for revenge against both Marc and Charlene grew more each day. On his calendar he’d mark off the days until his release. He looked forward to the day when he could walk out from behind these iron bars and wreak havoc on both their lives and collect the revenge he felt he was owed and so richly deserved. Every musc

Life 4 Days Of The Week ..
The Corrections Officer's Creed Current mood: cold The Corrections Officer's Creed I walk through the gate of wrought iron, under arbors of razor wire. The clanging shut of all the gates, is the start of my day. Wondering some where deep in my mind if I will walk out the same way. Voices raised in anger, are the first words of my day, garbage flying down from the tiers reign upon my head. Words of hate and ridicule are their daily song. Why you here boss man? What did you do wrong? Not a blessed thing Human rights are a funny thing, guaranteed to us at birth. But as a guard within these walls, I am sorely hurt, I am spit upon, and cursed out loud. Have urine thrown upon me. All of this is by the ones, the government says should not be free. I guard the lowest of earth's scum, the guilty and the judged. Who have more rights than me. I spend my life as a free man, yet behind these walls of concrete and steel is where I am condemned to be. And all for the simple reason the inmates

It's Open
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Uncle Zanky's Happy Fun Time!
Well, here I am, on yet another site for meeting people and shit. I don't know why I join these all the time, clearly I am bored or thinking maybe I can make a connection with someone. I think I ended up here mostly because Cinco mentioned the place. I 'work' as a DJ over at akaradio.com . Nice place, I enjoy it, get to release some stress sharing muzak and all that rot! Check it out sometime. I babble a lot, I worship coffee, and I clearly like to join these kinds of sites. Maybe I should post the pic of me dressed up as a fairy.. that'll be funny. I need new pics I guess. Maybe once I start the working out thing I'll post somethin new. I do not even know what I am talkin about anymore, just the brain spewing out words. So how are you? Okay, wrote this several years ago, I actually have several versions of it before I finally just settled on the stripped down, basic as can be, version. I liked it, though the more verbose versions were pretty good also. -----------

Hi People Im Willie
how you doing folks, im willie im into most rock and indie music fave film is natural born killers, i love glasgow celtic football club i have 5 kids 3 who live with me, hate living in england, it`s real deppressing in winter smoking puff is the only thing to do here.

Why Are Girls So Nasty And Men So Blind
First off I wanted to let you all know that each and everyone of you are special. When we chat, shout or leave comments it’s a great feeling knowing that out in this vast world called cyber space there are decent people. I hope that I have given you all smiles and laughs and in someway I made you feel special. What you see is the real me I hope I am never mean or cruel to anyone because I am not even that way face to face. What you get when you deal with me is the real thing Crazy as I am that is me. I think each and everyone of you are decent kind caring and I have the utmost respect for all of you. Huggzzz to each of you. Now the reason for this blog. If you read any one my other blogs I am better at writing in a informative format then to just ramble on about why I am hurt. So here goes. There are so many different types of people in this world we see them everyday. I am not talking race , color nationality I am talking the inner part of a person. You know when you s

Life Before Computers
A Poem by an Old Timer A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean.... And ram was the cousin of a goat..... Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age, A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 " floppy You hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage, Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to m

Sex Against The Fence
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. T

Poetry
Haiku Night swimming, moonlight Luminous beams on her love Clothes left in the dark Words are babble talk His world is lonely and sad Within his own mind Music is his gift Life reveals lyrics as song Giving harmony Garden Enter my garden, Behold the wonders to be seen. No admission fee or hours of operation, Just you and me. Enter my garden, No need to hurry to make it right. No clock to punch, We have the day and even the night. Enter my garden, Winter, spring, summer, fall. In good weather and bad, You will find yourself in awe. This garden was planted just for you, No others may enter; you are VIP. When the troubles of the day make you blue, Come walk in my garden, you will feel free. If There Is Only One Rhyme I Could Say If there is only one rhyme I could say before you are gone from my life. A line from a song; love will find a way: I never meant to bring our world strife. Sometimes sorry doesn’t heal the pain, An

Love
My Heart Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in '08 (including me if you care). Try to collect 12. It's not easy! Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too! busy c ollecting stones. The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!" hello all what is up

My Poetry
MMM....ya whole life u desire that one..that one that can make u smile from ear to ear, that one that can make you feel brand new....new love , new hopes , new desires...that one that can make u feel that you are the only one around.. U can picture his face...but it is a blurr ...you can feel his touch.....you can smell him....his voice whispers in ya ear...i am here baby...for you and for me...and the new love that your heart desires....never will i hurt you, nor will i betray you...i will never make you cry tears of pain...only joy....keep dreaming of me and i will appear when you are at your darkest moments...i will be that light , that light that will make every thing all right...and you will be with me....and i will be with you....and never again will you hurt for anything....never will you feel alone nor will you want or desire another thing....except for our love that will grow and go on till the end of time........my love , my dream, my mystery man.... mmm...your big brown

Human Body Facts
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -After the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell. -There are

Charles Schultz Philosophy
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the blog straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest. 4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. 5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress. 6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. They are not second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners. Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: 1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

The Online Addiction Poem
You just awake, your eyes are still shut Still cant quite focus, still draggin' your butt You know you need coffee, can taste that first sip You wait for the maker and put the mug to your lip The feeling is warm, just what you need But you know you need more and its something to read The paper you say? No, don't think so. Not it... It's much more exciting, you cant wait to "click"... You boot up your 'puter, you click that icon... Can't keep from grinning, you're really turned on! When the voice says "Welcome", your heart skips a beat!! You know your addicted ... All the friends that you'll meet. And then you see it, you wait with a stare.... The mail box lights up!! "You've got mail" waiting there!! OH, what a feeling!! You look with delight! You hoped you'd have mail and you knew you were right!! So you go thru the il knowing this is the "Best".. Reading this reading that ... As you go thru the rest. Some you give the "delete" key, others get your fi

Auction
I am in a Auction now I know someone of you guys want to own me,and have these legs wrap around you for a month. So now here is chance so click on the pic and bid on me. Come on what are you waiting for make me you SLAVE!! OK EVERYONE THE HARD PART IS OVER..I GOT MY 250 COMMENTS I JUST NEED THE 100 RATES. BEFORE 9/23 AT 9 AM EST TIME. SO PLEASE HELP RAPE ME.. I MEAN RATE ME WINKS!! CLICK HERE ON THE PIC OK EVERYONE THE HARD PART IS OVER..I GOT MY 250 COMMENTS I JUST NEED THE 100 RATES. BEFORE 9/23 AT 9 AM EST TIME. SO PLEASE HELP RAPE ME.. I MEAN RATE ME WINKS!! CLICK HERE ON THE PIC

Hello
about me? i like girls. with guys coming in a close third. beer always takes second place to a beautiful smile. i'm happily single. i work too much for my own good. i pretty much don't give a shit i wear mismatched socks sleep is not a hobby. -I'm a girl (obviously) -I'm shorter than the average bear (5'3) -Sarcasm is engrained in my DNA -I (don't really) understand (how)"BITCH" and "HOE" are commonly used in everyday conversation HOWEVER don't assume that's how you speak to people -I also understand the internet is a breeding ground for PERVs and KREEPERs HOWEVER understand not everyone wants to talk to you about various portions of your anatomy and what you are doing with them (quite frankly I will tell you exactly where you can shove yourself) -I'm not "o-kaye" with the term of endearment "BABY"-I don't wear diapers and you weren't my pediatrician -Music should be my boyfriend...if I were straight -Beer is yummy -Cartoons are my

Saying Goodbye Yet Again :(
Yet again another friend is going to be laid to rest. This time not of his own hand and the hand of the fates but of someone elses. Chris all I can say is ull be missed very much and all I can say about the stiuation is that it's fucked up. On April 25th at 1:30 am My firend Chris curry was beatn to death with a flashlight. Over some stupid jealousy shit. Being from a small town you know everyone. I know the man that killed him and would have never thought he could do such a thing but dosent eveyone say that when things like this happen. Its justs a messed up and im still at a lost of words about it. I guess im writing this not only to say goodbye to yet another friend but try to make sense of the whole mess. FOREVER LOVED AND MISSED CHRIS ANTHONY CURRY 8-17-76 TO 4-25-08 Chris Anthony Curry age 31 of Mt. Sterling, Illinois and formerly of Rushville, Illinois passed away at 1:30 a.m. Friday, April 25, 2008 in Rushville. He was born August 17, 1976 in Beardstown

Vip Contest Is Open
VIP 3DAY BLAST AND 500.000 FUBUCKS CONTEST!! STILL GOT ROOM LEFT IN CONTEST AND GIVEAWAY! I HAVE ONE VIP AND A 3DAY BLAST 500.000 FUBUCK'S UP FOR GRABS! What you need Is 50.000 photo comments. Rates will also count 10 points each for fu-bucks as a added bonus! (example 100 rates = 1,000 fu-bucks) This will begin as soon as I have 10 entry photos. OR i GET TIRED OF WAITING ON ENTRIES

Them 11-b's (army Infantry)
My honey heard me comin' on my left right on left I saw Jody runnin' on his left right on left I chased after Jody and I ran him down Poor ol' boy doesn't feel good now M.P.s came a runnin on their left right on left The medics came a runnin' on their left right on left He felt a little better with a few I.V.s Son I told you not to mess with them ELEVEN Bs

My Thoughts
So I am liking this guy, he is an absolute sweetheart. But I am scared. I haven't felt this way about anyone since my ex (who I fell truly and MADLY in love with) so I know if I continue liking him I could feel the same way about him. He likes me too, but I fear he won't when he meets me. I fear that someone else will snatch him up before I have the chance to. I fear that I will fall more for him and that I won't be able to keep him or he won't feel the same way about me. I feel like a school girl with a major crush, the butterflies and heart skipping beats and it feels great. Yet I am scared if I get too close I will end up getting hurt. So I take things slow, but it is SOOO hard to with him! I have been single for a year and a half, its about time I find someone special, could it be him? Is it a chance I am willing to take? Is he worth it? Should I get my hopes up? Yes. I think I will take the chance. I know the risks, and he is DEFINITELY worth it! Wish me luck! S

A Child Of Mine
I received this poem this morning from a dear friend of mine A Child of Mine "I'll lend you for a little time a child of mine" He said "For you to love while it lives and to mourn when it's dead" It may be six or seven or twenty two or three. But will you till I call it back take care of it for me ? it will bring it's charms to gladden you, and should it's stay be brief, you'll have it's lovely memories as solace for your grief. I cannot promise it will stay, since all to the earth return. But there are lessons taught down there I want this child to learn. I've looked the wide world over in my search for teachers true. And from the throngs that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you. Now will you give it all your love , nor think your labor in vain, Nor hate me when I come to take it back again? I fancied I heard them say " Dear Lord, Thy will be Done" " For all the joy Thy child shall bring, the risk of grief we'll run" We'll shelter it with tendreness

Fubar Stuff
FuBar Pts. Break Down WHEN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING YOU GET 3 pts for rating a profile 2 pts for leaving profile comment 1 pt. for rating a photo 1 pt. for photo comment 1 pt. for stash rating 1 pt. for stash comment 0 pts for fanning someone THE PERSON YOUR HELPING OUT GETS 11 pts for you fanning them 6 pts for you rating there profile 6 pts for photo rating 6 pts for photo comment 6 pts for stash rating 6 pts for stash comment 5 pts for page comment Please keep in mind all pts are doubled for you and them during Happy Hour. As you can see when trying to level someone it pays to fan them. Stash and pic rates and comments may be worth the same but some find it a lot easier to rate stash then pics. Also for those of you that may not have realized as you can see its also helping you out when your helping others :) ... And a side note too....you DO NOT get any points for Ripped Pics...COPY them then upload them. Below is a list of blog links. They will

Kids These Days
My sister called this morning and told me that she caught my 10 year old niece smoking a cigarette behind a dumpster in the alley at her house! She was asking my input on what should be her punishment! I told my sis to remember what mama did to me when I was caught smoking behind the church when I was 15...(which was to smoke a WHOLE DAMN pack right in front of her WHILE reading an encyclopedia about the advanced stages of lung cancers..which was full of gross pictorials...DAMN). That cleared my desire to smoke cigarettes right up! I dont think that my niece should smoke a pack but maybe do a book report on the risks of smoking and present it to her classmates or something to that nature! What input should I give my sister? What would you do? A) Tell her to remember what mama did to me... B) Approach it differently..like loss of TV, cell phone, extra chorus, etc...

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the

Just A Rate Please
Please come help my friend win a HH Rate and comments would be awesome :) Thank you ALL I NEED IS A RATE ON THIS PIC CLICK AND WELLYOU KNOW THE REST THANK YOU In another auction Come see what you get Also please rate pic :) Thank you

Operation Komando
A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT OPERATIONKOMANDO.COM John wrote to tell me that he just learned about Operation Komando. He’s been sending packages to the troops. But he wasn’t aware that the Postal Service provided free supplies for mailing the packages. Nor did he know that it is possible to send items for the K-9 units. That’s right, folks! As part of Operation Komando, you can help our K-9 units, in addition to our troops stationed overseas. And the post office will help! It offers something called the Military Care Kit. Right now, we’re working with the Base Command Group to distribute packages to troops in Iraq. To learn more about Operation Komando and how you can help, visit my site. NOTE: Did you know that we have a special section on our Message Board just about OperationKomando.com? If you have any questions or comments that you’d like to share about OperationKomando.com, drop by here. FORWARD ALERT: Do you know someone who is looking for a way to show support

Love.........or Maybe Not
And then there is the practical love. See...this is what always gets to me. There is wild-assed crazy in love and all that entails and then there is steady, staid, stable love that supports me and ensures I don't get too out of hand. The question is, which do I prefer? And I suppose it's not a pressing question at the moment. I am capable of taking care of myself, but it is nice to have a love that checks in. It is nice to have a love that thinks about me above others. It is nice to have a love that calls to make sure I am ok before I go to bed at night, when I'm having a rough day. All of these things are nice. And practical. But are they sustainable? Is it more of a gamble to invest myself in love that flits in and out and fills me with inspiration, but cannot be counted on for any other purpose? I'm not sure. Steadfastness and stability seems less of a risk, but is it, really? Are there guarantees in any of it? It seems like, in the end, the odds are about even. Is it selfi

Pimp Outs!
I'd like to introduce you to my family! Each one is special to me in their own unique way! I love every single one of them and I'd like to thank them for being my family and friends. Please check them out and send them love. They are all wonderful!!! Make sure to Add/Fan/Rate all of them if you haven't already!! Tell them syn sent ya! :D ckymwn@ fubar ~♥ Miss Vee ♥~ Fu-Mistress to NYHA + ~*syn™*~ Owned by Cherry Eater@ fubar Ryawolf™ *Fu-Owned By Syn* (new music coming soon!!!)@ fubar ~(= Tre =)~@ fubar Fishinrod..Owned By Aussie Angel@ fub

Bikers, Read This.
Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Wont Patrol Brice Street). By Daniel Meyer. . I never dreamed slowly cruising through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too. Occasionally, as a rider I have caught myself starting to make bad or late decisions while riding. In flight training, my instructors call this being behind the power curve. It is a mark of experience that when this begins to happen, the rider recognizes the situation and more importantly, does something about it. A short break, a meal, or even a gas stop can set things right again as it gives the brain a chanc

Steppinwolfs Vacation At The Wolfs Den Contest Winners
OK FRIENDS AND FAMILY WE HAS SOME WINNERS I CAN PROUDLY POST FOR MY RECENT CONTEST! THE QUESTIONS WERE WHO WHERE THE THREE ACTORS IN THE SCENE I SENT YOU ALL IN THE 1969 MOVIE EASYRIDERS AND WHAT WAS PUT IN THE GAS TANK OF FONDAS BIKE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE? THE ANSWERS WERE DENNIS HOPPER ON THE BIKE IN THE BACKGROUND, PETER FONDA DRIVING THE BIKE WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG ON IT AKA CAPT. AMERICA, AND A VERY YOUNG JACK NICKELSON ON THE BACK OF FONDA BIKE LO! NOW WHAT WAS PUT IN THE GAS TANK OF FONDAS BIKE WAS MONEY IN A TUBE FOR THEIR TRIP TO THE MADIGRA IN NEW ORLEANS. IT WAS 100 DOLLAR BILLS THEY HAD GOTTEN FROM A DRUG SALE. GREAT AND CLASSIC MOVIE YA CAN PROBABLY DOWNLOAD FOR YOURSELVES ON A SITE CALLED LIME WIRE HOWL! THERE WERE 4 WINNERS TO MY CONTEST AND I AM LISTING THEM IN NO PARTICULAR PREFERENCE OR ORDER. THEY ALL HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED BY FUBAR E MAIL OF WHAT THEY HAVE WON AND SENT A CONGRATULATORY CARD LO! SASSY, HARLEY BABY69, SOMEONE, AND FXYLIL_KITTY. I HAD A LO

Valentines
Ok here is my comp, I have a folder that contains 100 Valentine Pictures. All you have to do is Rate them either a 10 or 11 & I will give you 1000 fu bucks, Rate 10 or 11 & Comment & I will give you 2500 fu bucks. Just message me when you have done. Just Click the link below Thank you Luv Di aka Pink xxxx Hi Everyone, My Friend Crazydave & Myself are giving away fubucks. He has a Easter folder with 100 pics & I have a Valentine fold with 100 pics. Rate all pics & you get 1000 fubucks Rate & Comment all pics & you get 2500 fubucks. Just message us when you have done. Crazydave FU Owned by Summer - Brit Bomber 6@ fubar AND *PiNkLaDy ThE oRiGiNaL* Fu WiFe To pAuL*@ fubar Thank you to everyone who helps Luv Di aka Pink xxxx