Well, I know Katie has had a lot of fun analyzing the way the porn industry has crossed over into mainstream celebrity culture, and, the way Jenna Jameson lead that charge. Well, she of course later morphed into Jenna Jameson Monster, and, I’d say her retirement didn’t come a minute too soon.
In fact, I’d say we all could have lead happy lives had she retired about seven or eight years ago. I know that’s some tough talk; but, it’s a tough industry, and, when you put yourself out there to be evaluated based upon your appearance… well, then…. don’t be surprised when you get comments like mine. If say Katherine Hepburn were retiring, I’d consider it completely inappropriate to rough her up based upon her old lady fuglyness. That just wouldn’t be right.
But, Jenna… you had a good run… and, then, as the rumor mill has it… you got bit by both Father Time which stirred up the plastic surgery bug. Oh, Father Time is not a nice man… and, plastic surgery… well, I’m reminded of the old Dead Kennedy’s record entitled Plastic Surgery Disasters.
Anyway, thanks for the memories. Your old film stuff is still okay. It’ll get mileage … don’t worry. You may have been too short to be a Vegas showgirl… but, you found another way to an even greater salacious height.
Here’s the video below where Jenna emphasizes that truth or honesty or something like that is key.
And, as an afterthought… what now??? The old hag… I mean gal!!!!! is about 33 years old. She’s got a ton of money presumably. She can’t have kids it’s told… and, if she could… could you imagine the poor bastard: “Yea, my mom’s Jenna Jameson… you’ve probably seen her getting her face creamed on.” Yea. It gets sort of weird.
By: Stan at celebritysatan.com
