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created on 01/17/2008  |  http://fubar.com/on-line-dating/b179094

online dating

Now this topic everyone that is reading this, knows about... ******* Online Dating...! ******** The internet is EVERYWHERE.. at your job, at your home, at Starbucks..etc.etc (if you have a computer or not, you know your ass just goes over your friend's house that has one..! Let me check my myspace email..haha ) Get errr doneee.. haha there's masss amounts of online dating sites and services.. and I'm sure you've tried some.. www.match.com, www.eHarmony.com, www.brazilcupid (haha) even Myspace...!!!! HOLLA.. In an article I saw "online".. haha Where people are getting dates now-a-days..??? 1 - thru friends --> 43% 2 - Pub/cubs --> 33% 2a - Online dating --> 33% Online dating was tied for 2... so, when your about to go to the club/bar, and you call your friend up, and tell them to get ready, your goin out tonite, and they say "nah, i'm stayin in tonite".. Now you know what they are doing.. they are on Myspace lookin for some ASS.. hahahaha Now...you already know what your type is, or you think you have a clue . (you know how some of you females change your mind every other minute..haha) So, you look for things that catch your attention...! What catches our attention/interest : 1 - 73% - Liked the way they looked in photo ( you know, 95% of the time, if you don't like their photo, you click "Next".. or DENY to adding to friend's list..haha) 2 - 14% - way they described themselves (people can lie, or people can have a cool way of telling you about themselves that catches your eye) 3 - 10% - hobbies and interests (maybe your into the same things, so you read on...) 4 - 3% - age (age ain't nothin but a number.. Just ask R.Kelly..haha 8 - 80, dumb, cripple and crazy.. hahaha ) Now if you like what you see and read, you send them an msg. and then.......you wait for that REPLY msg...... But, let's break it down further..... --> your photo...73% of the time, it's what catches peoples attention... They say.. A picture paints a thousand words. 95% of the time, most of the peeps on myspace, all they look at, is pics.. and they will send you a note.. "How you doin, saw your pic,looking good.., So where you from, how old are you.?" STOP..! you dumbass, if you actually opened their profile paid attention, you could have answered that for yourself... So, you lost some cool points right there.. haha If someone doesn't have a pic in their profile... usually means they really don't care to, or they look busted (looking like captain caveman.... haha) or just don't want anyone in their business.. or if they have a pic of their dog/cat/snake as their main pic.. they betta have another pic of themself in the profile, or its "click NEXT" time. haha O yea.. then there's people that have pics, but the damn thing is sooo blurry, that you can tell what the hell it is.. haha Or cartoon pics of themselves.. that sh*t ain't sexy... haha Or, they post a group pic.. and don't tell you which one of group is, them... so, of course that person lookin at your pics, will HOPE that your the hot one of the group, when that really might not be true. we wanna see a clear picture, who is smiling, laughin, dancing, or who looks genuine, even if they won't win a beauty contest. (and of course, sometimes, someone will steal a pic from someone else, and use it as their profile pic...) come on now. you dumbass.. people will eventually find out, it's not you... then you will get a ass whoopin, or they will talk sh*t about you, to everyone else on that site.... Keep it real, or keep it movin.! ---> description of themselves now "description" means : a pictorial representation of one's self.. means, you can mention what you look like, what you like to do, hobbies, type of music you like, goals..etc..etc Now remember.. what you write in your profile about yourself, people will see... and sometimes read... so, if you say your 6'3..225 lbs, go to the gym 4 times a week.. but in your pics it looks like your one fry short of a happy meal, haha and looks like you have been to the gym in 4yrs, instead of 4 times a week.. people will catch on, that your a bullsh*tter... So, just keep it real fluff man... haha also don't make your profile out, like your "Too good to be true." and your the perfect catch... if your were the perfect catch, what the f*ck u doin tryin to find a date on the internet.. haha no one is perfect... and don't write your life story in their either.. no one is gonna sit there and read all that sh*t.. haha now if you have alot of pics in your profile, people will look at ALL those.. haha just put enuff about yourself to get someone attention, and keep it... and get them wanting to know more about you... and don't say you like country, alternative, opera music.. when you really only like techno.. hahaha and don't say you like football, if you don't even know what a "touchdown" is... How bout dem GIANTS biaaaaaaatches.. haha ---> Spelling errors On an online dating site, a person probably has about five seconds to catch your attention with their profile. and there's alot of competition. So, if that person is too lazy to run spell-check (which takes about 2 seconds) on what they said, then they really gonna have time for yo ass.? hmmmmmm...haha How much truth do you think there is in their claim that they have a "postgraduate degree" or their "Master's" if they cannot spell 'intelligent'? RIF.. Reading is Fundamental biaaatch.. hahaha bottom line is.. Be you... if your hot.. cool. but just don't think that your God's gift to the world. if you have 100 comments for your pic.... you might be good lookin on the outside, but ugly as hell on the inside.. can I get an AMEN..! haha and if you are hot, and post your pic.. maybe it's to boost your ego, because you have low self esteem..... hmmmmmm..?? that's anotha topic. but if your a little overweight.. if your madd short.. not too smart... not socialable... so the f*ck what.. just have confidence in yourself.. and people will see that.. and if they don't... f*ck em... one less person you have to deal with in your life...!! HAPPY SHOPPING..! now where's my latest issue of Mail-Order-Bride.. haha
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