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Drinking With A Redneck Girl
A mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice". The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. "The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The One
Its my first Blog. I just wanted to say Hello to everyone. Josh and I are going to go to Walmart now, we are getting ready for all the fishing we are going to do tomorrow! See ya later
If Your Going To Tease Ppl
Just Thinking
I'm not really sure what I want to say here. I am not happy today and it feels like no one gives a f*ck. But then again, why should they? My mood is solely up to me and I shouldn't expect people to read my mind or care for that matter. Expectations generally only cause disappointment, which I am far too familiar with. In the last few months I have opened myself up to a couple of people and I'm beginning to believe it was a mistake. I do not like being hurt and when I keep my feelings guarded I don't get hurt. On the other hand, if we don't open up to people, we very well could miss out on a very special connection with someone. I believe my biggest mistake is jumping in with both feet. I tend to be very passionate in everything, happiness, anger, excitement, etc. But its impossible for me not to, it's who I am. I am also very compassionate and I don't feel like it is returned to me. I just need to stop thinking and stop caring. It probably won't matter in a year anyway
Saving Children!!!!!
GET OUT THE MESSAGE TO ....PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN LIFE VESTS!!!......BECAUSE I AM THE ONE THAT HAS TO MAN UP.....GO TO THE BOTTOMM OF THE 33FT DEEP RIVER /.....RECOVER HER ...AND GRAB HER BY THE HAND...CLUTCH HER TO ME ....AND GET MY CRYING DONE BEFORE I GET TO THE SURFACE ......POLESE KEEP THE BABIES IN LIKE VESTS.....IT BREAKS OUR "HEARTS" TO .....BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT...THATS IT I JUST NEED TO VENT...THANK YOU...TO MY FRIENDS...GREG I put N.S.F.W because noone would read it.....so leave perv@!!!! i just got off a call where a dad tells his "4" y/o baby to pick up his toys....when he bends down on all fours he kicks him into his room.COLAPSEING HIS LUNGS AND SENDING HIS LITTLE HEART INTO "V-TAC"....WE GET THERE HES NOT BREATHING AND BLUE WE SHOCK HIM DO C.P.R. , WE DONT GET HIM BACK HE DIES IN MY ARMS.....I HATE DRAMMA HERE .....BUT THIS IS MY LIFE AND YOU ARE MY FRIENDS.....WHEN WILL THE "CHILDREN BE SAFE" ? GREG
Stay Strong 45-firefighters Down-delco Pa
At just after 0200hrs this morning, units were alerted to 11 Park Valley Lane ,Parkside,Pa for the building fire. Pd were quickly there confirming a working alarm. Engine 45 arrived and started a water line with Truck 65 (Garden City) and Rescue 63 (Green Ridge) closely behind. As the units arived and a line started, the 2nd floor collapsed, trapping 3 firefighters. Crews from Green Ridge and Parkside removed 2 of the fire fighters from the rear of the building, with the 3rd yet accounted for. As the R.I.T. team was active, 45 Command called for the full second alarm assignment. The 3rd firefighter was found under several feet of debris. Crews from Garden City and Green Ridge removed this firefighter to awaiting ambulances. As of the time of this article, one firefighter remains in critical condition and a 2nd in serious condition at Crozer Chester Burn Center.Both are volunteers in thier early 20's. Please keep these guys, their families, and the members of Parkside Fire Company in
Change Of Thought
The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man'
My X Is Making Our Daughter Hate Him.
From July 26,19999 until now I have raised my daughter on my own with my mothers help. My husband then in 1999 decided to take the law into his own hands and had been in prison umtil this past August, for Use of a firearm within city limits with intent to maime, disfigure or kill .Also firing a police officer. All these since then I have taken care of my daughter and raised her right. First day he came out of prison the firt words out of his mouth were i need a piece of ass and some money.Well that didnt set wel with me and i told him so. During the years we were together i lived a life of hell because everynight he was out with his friends getting hi and drunk hed come home beat the hell out of me and to be honest the time he was in prison was a relief to me! He has done nothing but cause trouble for me since he has gotten out of prison now hes trying to take my daughter from me after he tried to sign his rights to her away so he wouldnt have to pay child
Rambling's Of Rel
My Lyrics
Behind The Grave Stare into her soul, Watch as it rips at the seems, Who's pulling her stings, Laughing as she's screams, Staring in her frozen eyes, She see's me as I weep, God's only angel dies, Please can you forgive me A requim to save this life, There's nothing left, The best of me, Is buried in with you, Behind the dust, Behind the grave, Vows of eternity bind, Vows of hate defy, The writings on the gate There's only a piece of you, In each day I survive, Haunting me like a dream, I believe you still love me, You saw through the hate, Loved what lied beneath the remains, Even your love, Could not save you from my prison A requim to save this life, There's nothing left, The best of me, Is buried in with you, Behind the dust, Behind the grave, Vows of eternity bind, Vows of hate defy, The writings on the gate Paint the walls white everyday, Memories keep me from sanity, Horror locks me deep inside, Withered like
Biochemical Disorder
The Secret Behind The Number 11 - Pretty Chilling
The Secret behind the number 11 - Pretty Chilling Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did and I got goose bumps If you are a skeptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your ow
What Month Baby Are You
Jan ---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance Your personality. Feb ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries t
Men Don't Realize It
This was sent to me by a male friend.... Men don't realize everything that a women does for them, which if they new all that women do for them or have done to them already, all women would be appreciated, which all women should already be appreciated, so this is to ALL women out there, no matter what we do or say to hurt u, just remind us what you have done for us and what you will always do for us. THANKS to all of you for all that you do: Women: They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel an
F Men Were In Charge Of Planning Weddings
1. There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party. 2. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue-jean cutoffs and halter-tops. 3. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. 4. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part. 5. The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '69 Camaro or some other Chevy with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley! 6. Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of Best Man. 7. Tailgate receptions. 8. Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza, and plenty of barbecue. 9. The "bride's father pays" tradition could stay. 10. All dance-floor songs would be by Iggy and the Stooges, Ted Nugent, the Smashing Pumpkins, 2Pac, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
If You Live In Utah And Love Football
This goes out to all you guys and gals that love football. Speacialy for the guys if you live in utah near or around ogden and wanna play some indoor football (just like AFL on tv). well i got the oppurtunity for you. Weather you are in great shape , just looking to have some fun with your free time, or are a outdoor football player looking to stay in shape and up to par come on out and join me and the team i play for. It's a great leauge and, fast pace game and an awsome way to meet and gain new friend and for you younger guys a great way to meet the ladies and theres always the chance,if you got the talent to move up and go into the AFL its self. there are scouts at all the game and who knows you might just make it too the big time. Now for you ladies out there that are also in utah near or around the ogden area we are also looking for a dance/cheerleading squad. they will help with fundraisers and brining in the fans support. So if your into staying active and ha
Friday
I sang Friday, August 10th with Vanburen Sludge at Shooties in Watertown....This was the bulletin they posted today on myspace........ Vanburen Sludge (OPENING FOR APRIL WINE - AUG. 31) Date: Aug 11, 2007 10:07 AM Subject: Between the hang over and the stale taste of beer Body: We forgot to say thank you to Erin for getting up and singing with us last night. VS How cool is that??? I had a blast
Luvbug
what is up the world 2day kids killing kids ppl takeing kids its 2 the point were i dont wanna let my kids outside at all
Newbie!
I'm new here! Buy me drinks! I get crazy when I'm drunk!
Djs Wanted For Huge Dj Contest
Photo Shoot
Help The Missing
I KNOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER OF MY OWN AND WOULD DO THE SAMETHING THESE PARENTS ARE. I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING SO ANYTIME I GET INFO IM GONNA POST IT. THE INTERNET IS A VERY STRONG MEANS OF COMMUNICATION, IT IS WORLD WIDE, AND HOPEFULLY THIS MESSAGE COULD FIND SOMEONE THAT KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS LITTLE GIRL. MY PRAYERS ARE WITH YOU MADDIE!!! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SUPPORT THE RETURN OF THIS LIL GIRL PLEASE ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE SOMEWHERE. YOU DONT HAVE TO ADD IT ALL EVEN IF U JUST ADD THE CANDLE PLEASE. MADELEINE MCCANN AND HER FAMILY NEED OUR LOVE AND SUPPORT! THANKS
Thoughts About Marriage
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" the other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, " I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late. A happy m
New Places
Marlboro Ranch!!!!!!
We had a blast at the Ranch. I post some of the pic from the ranch all I can tell you is if you want a 5 star treatment this this is the place the food,people,and places were great.
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Man I Feel Like An Ass In More Was Then One
what drives a person to say stupid shit i am now really mad at my self cause i had to say somthin to stupid thatnow im stuck with facing my dumb ass mistake
"the Perfect Woman?
It seems like a lot of the ladies on MySpace/fubar have one of these "Perfect Guy" Blog entries. When a man reads one of those, it's kind of like dyslexia. You may have wrote "He won't mind going to see Melissa Etheridge with me," but what a man reads is,"He won't mind letting me walk on his back wearing 6" stilettos in front of 40,000 other women." Here's some humble requests to help weed out those girls that just aren't what a man deserves." (Please note that I don't agree with all of the following, it's just basically for women to understand what they're requests sound like to a man. And it's reasonably funny.) 1."She'll want to pay her own way on a first date, just to prove that she's not a gold digger and she wants more than a few free Jager bombs and a ride on a mechanical bull." 2."She'll understand that when I eyeball and comment on other girls, it's not due to any fault of mine, but the fact that it's been ingrained in me from childhood by the media. She'
Poetry
Fucked Up I gave you my heart, I gave you everything. And now I feel like you're drifting away. Avoiding me? Maybe. Not telling me something ... I think so. It hurts to think that you won't wait for me. It hurts to think that you're with someone else while I'm trapped here and chained to a wall so I can't be in your arms. Fuck, it hurts. Inside I'm sinking ... falling ... forever spiraling downward into a blackened void. Whips across my back, knives against my flesh, poison dripping down my throat. Fists against my face, blackening my ivory skin. I'm dying inside ... I'm falling. Will you catch me? Will you pick me up into your arms and kiss away the tears, brush my hair away from my face and trace my bruises and cuts with your fingers? Will you be there when I wake up from my coma? Will you save me? Will you? I close my eyes and all I can see are eyes that entrance my mind and heart, and a smile that melts my very soul. You pull me out of
Movie Trivia
A Rant
OK, so now on a different note. I wanted to talk about those people that do karoke all drunk and can barely talk. Why is it there friends don't go up and say if they don't know already. You know that you are making a total ass out of yourself and there are people staring at you wondering how much you had to drink or who dropped you on your head.. As the face of that guy from american idol flashes in there head and all they hear is SHE BANGS SHE BANGS and there is a dork up there trying to dance. I would go up and get my friend. I mean if only to keep someone seeing them sit back down next to me. Plus I would like to keep my ears I have heard screams that sounded better the some of the sounds that come out of these peoples mouths. Yea, lets hold that note as there voice cracks and changes tone about 30 time is 3 seconds. Now don't get me wrong I am know better I can't get up there and hold a tune any better but I mean come on people.. Don't wreck my drink with your version of "this is w
Dj Contest
Hottest DJ Contest On FUBAR!!! Only At STATIX UNDERGROUND!!! FUBAR DJ CONTEST DATE: SATURDAY, AUGUST 25TH TIME: 1:00 P.M. PST PLACE: STATIX UNDERGROUND LOUNGE STATIX UNDERGROUND is sponsoring a DJ Contest for all lounges on Fubar. Participation is restricted to a maximum of two (2) DJ's per lounge. STATIX UNDERGROUND DJ's will be on air, but are restricted from participating in the contest. Each DJ will stream into the STATIX UNDERGROUND Lounge for approximately 15-20 minutes with their best mix of music. After all participating DJ's have taken air, voting will be open under the profile of STATIX UNDERGROUND for two (2) hours. Ratings and comments will count for points at the equivalent of two (2) points per rate and one (1) point per comment for the overall rating of each DJ. After the two hours are complete, points will be tallied and
Sunday 8-12-07
Starts Sunday Aug 12th @ 10AM(PST) 12PM(CST) 1PM(EST) First 10 people to 20,000 win 7 day blasts First to 50,000 get 30 day blast First to 70,000 gets Happy Hour April is going 4 a 7 day blast so lets help her out :) tastyflutterby {insane asylum rejects #5} You must add, fan & friend the host 2 bomb. Cup Of Joe
Love , Life , Love
I really miss them now :( , stacy , Rachel , and Tory Fuck , im alone at michigan now .. stacy went to Canada . Rachel busy with her work and Tory ( idk , because we werent too close). also i miss being in love , i do have some crush . but i dont know if they like me too or not .. Thats all :] . anyway thank for add my fubar . thanks alot people :)
Juggalette
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2 Special Ladies Need Your Help
Two precious ladies need your help in their give aways. Just a wink is a good friend of mine needs 14K so she can get a 7 day blast. Show her some love and I am sure she will return the favor. She is very loyal. Next we have the lovely JuJu who needs 8K comments for a corvette. She absolutely adores animals, especially cats. Show her some love and you will get it back, too. She's a really fun person to know here.
For My Brother
THIS IS FOR MY BROTHER DONALD..HE IS A MARINE AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH! I AM VERY PROUD OF MY BROTHER HE TURNED OUT TO BE SUCH AN AWESOME MAN!!!!!!
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hey all i am new so feel free to buy me stuff
Btw All
I am now gonna be MIA til i figure things out. So my profile comment things will be off til I get back. I will miss everyone but Friday when I went to the doctors my Blood pressure was high. With all the stress on here I need to take time. Sat and now I have had so much stress that I feel my heart racing thats not good. My breathing is not normal right now. SO best I become MIA for the time being. I will miss all my friends and someone who is a big part of my life and that love(You know who are). But If I don't take a time out I am not sure what will happen. Stress is not good for anyone. I am going to invest in a blood pressure deal to make sure. My doctor told me it was high for my age
How I Came Up With The Name Oguardianshaven
How I came up with the Name OguardiansHaven, Well year's ago I met this girl who was way off in the drug world and I took her under my wing took care of her when she was on a down slope, giving her a safe place to sleep with worry of being raped while she slept. In doing that I meet many more girl's that I did the same for. Well when I went on-line I need a screen name and there were three or four girl-friend's here and I asked them what would be a good name for me. They all said Guardian Angel, well of course that was taken already so I started trying variations and came up with Oguardian, then a little bit later when I started my on-line Biz I added Haven. So thats how OguardiansHaven became.Most of the girl's I took in are doing great!,Clean, married with kid's, being responsible adult's now.Not to mention they are true loyal friend's that will do almost anything I ask of them without question!. I have earned that trust from them.
For My Sweet Friend Wolfpack
Temple Of Screams
We are all just working ants in this infinity civilization. How I suffer! Time to sin again, I want to sin again. If I breathe, I realize that we are lost in this world, and its gonna end, and when it does, no one will be ready for it. Does nothing ever last forever? I was one of them(govt) now I'm one of them spying on you believing the lies- they are all true! Choking on it all I Want To Sin Again Discover me-breathe me-suit me-now look at me I'm one of you! Hate me-Fuck me-Love me- Don't let them change me They only want to fake us! Don't fall for the sick society routine No One knows it, because I am a king. A king of lies. I would love to end it, or shuv it in their faces. My HATE just swallows up in my need of tobacco and trim. I miss those good old days when I was innocent. And I walked the path, anything hard came along, I soldiered on. Times have changed, and we live in a world that presents many uncertainties and a rapidly changing global landscape. it
Ebay
Get To Know More People
i would like to get to know more people and help me a little bit on this site.
For My Luckiest Star Lauren Renee
Madonna denies affair and says not seeking divorce Sun Jul 6, 11:10 PM ET Pop star Madonna denied having an affair with Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez and said in a statement to People magazine on Sunday she is not planning to get divorced from her British husband Guy Ritchie. Rumors that the London-based couple planned to split have been circulating for months, fueled most recently by reports that she had hired a lawyer to divorce film maker Ritchie. "My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce," the singer said in a statement to People. "I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study," she said. People magazine reported on Sunday that Rodriguez's wife, Cynthia, had left the Yankee baseball star over the alleged affair with Madonna, citing sources close to the situation. The speculation about Madonna's marr
What Skills Should My Assistant Have?
I hired an assistant for this site to help me maintain my sanity. What skills should he have for this position or what should the job description be?. Do you think it's worth the $12 a year he costs? Can you help me get him fanned and rated? And one last thing cuz I know your bored of me already. How do you make someone quit saying "Your Da Man!" OK lets hear it..
My Boring Life
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This Is What I Want In A Man
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her ass/waist/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Life!!!!
Sweet Dreams And Sexy Nightmares
To those of you who drug me out kicking and screaming....thank YOU!! what a wicked time. Next time we do that, I swear I won't put up a fight!
Awwwwwwww Nuts!!!
Last night my VIC ran out!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Some awesome person gifted me a months VIC and surprised me..... :) I got so use to it...lol Now that I dont have it I feel NEKKED!!!!! lmao!!!!! :P :O.... And I cant afford squat.... Zombies dont make alot of money!!!! heheehe... Oooooooooooh well..... Back to my cave I go lol...Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nuts............ hahahaha...... Once ya get spoiled, you dont want it to stop..... hehehehe..... :O Okies Im done ramblin now.....lol.....
Help Me
i have run out of picture room and need to get more points to increase my level so if anyone can help me by adding me etc i would be truely truely grateful............love to all xxx :-)
Prince/boyfriend Application
PRINCE/BOYFRIEND APPLICATION =] JUST FOR FUN =] BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who is your favorite band? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps? (ie: heartbreaker, slut) 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
About My "second Life"
I have now been given two awards for a picture I created in sl. That friggin rocks! If you would like to see the picture, let me know and I will link you. There is someone I do not want looking at ANY of my pictures, because he is a jealous FREAK and I am sure he will have his own story to tell ppl about my models. The pic that won, is PG purfect. Let me know.. hugs Second life, is a growing industry. A MULTI BILLION dollar one to add. A game.. a place to act out your inner inhibitions. A place, to go to NOT be yourself. A game.. in the minds of most. On the other hand.. Second Life, for some is a way to connect to our loved ones, across the world... A place to make friends, and experience life, that we only could dream of. It is the one place where one can go and be ANYTHING or anyone. Without being judged. People can open themselves up for friendships that normally they wouldn't consider due to society. Example: the jock the geek the prom queen. You
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The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a
Blarghhhh
i hate it! it's bascially like mc'd's hah! except "healthier" anywase i got 7hrs today so leaVE me some love
Crazy Contest!
My Angel
i wish to be the air you breathe love that floods your every cell revitalising you, cheering you up every second of your life i love like the rush of a storm, listen, listen to this lovelorn heart, holding on, letting go, holding on with such tenacity to the hope of every lovelorn night an eclipse helps distill my love for you, seals your charms, allure from the craving prying eyes of world, precipitates that momentuous silhouette, escapade for me and you sun and moon, yin and yang to be totally absorbed in bliss, in each other love, love, love if only i could be the only star to win your fancy for that sparkling while heaven the world would become Tim McGrawI Need YouMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com you captured my heart i gave you the key you are my sunshine you are the air i breath you are my fisrt tought when i awake you are the last one as i fall asleep you are my world my univers my everything i am the luckyest man to
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Just A Lil Something 2 Make U Think About!
Contest
CONTESTANTS PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BULLETIN AND PLEASE PASS IT TO ALL OF YOUR BOMBERS OR PROSPECTIVE BOMBERS TO READ. if you are reading the blog... dont forget to rate it. [ click here to see blog and rate ] I will continue random pimpouts and to offer CT Support help for those that are in my friends list over the next ten days. But I will not be promoting any contests other than my own. I will be promoting all the men in Mr. Fubar and my contest photo on DJ House's page. (this is my contest pic on his page... only needs a rate, comments not necessary...) Regarding Mr. Fubar Contest... Someone come to me to make the statement that the only reason I was hosting a contest was to stay in the top scores. True. And false. First.. Yes I am in the top scores. And yes I would like to continue to stay in the top scores. I would like to think that I have true friends that would like to see me stay there as well. For those that would like to see me stay there... Please drop by
Why?
what if one day u came home and everything has changed. your husband doesnt love you anymore or care?? and you just dont know what to do... he has told you he just doesnt care what happens to you and makes you cry. what is a girl to do? she lays alone thinking and thinking and thinking of how to change his mind but nothing seems to work. walkin around in lingerie, cooking, cleaning, straddling him, nothing. he just ignores her. why would he do this to me? why??? we always fight there is no more love. no one to blame but ourselves. she thinks of how things would be on her own but she doesnt want to live without him. she thinks of suicide but that wouldnt help anything and she would hurt more ppl than she could imagine. so she just lays all alone fallin more into depression and all she can think is.... "Whats a girl to do?"
My Erotic Tales
Dream by LateNiteFantasy© I had a dream...... You were in it, you and only you. I watched you from my slumber, as you teased your way into my head. Taunting me with your body, haunting me with your mind. I stirred in sleep, turned, blinked my minds eye. You were still there! Provocative, alluring, endless in your pursuit for lust. Your eyes blazing with an inner fire, your spirit trying to break free from your relentless search......for love. I hear your voice enticing me deeper into dream, into fantasy and all things my mind can create. I never created you, you are your own being, an entity, a martyr for love and lust. A power radiates from you, in my dream. It flows like a river, closing in on me on all sides. I let it. I wait expectantly for the swell to tug at me. I wait, for the waters of your desire to drown me. I feel no fear, i feel only a longing. a yearn that needs satisfying, I know your the one. The one to satisfy my cravings, my needs and wishes. I f
The Distillers
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Fubar-ing
I don't know exactly what to say on here.... I kinda like this site, it's fun trying to buy people drinks and stuff like that.... be like HEY! get cyber drunk! Your computer will be tipsy. Well to the people who are reading this.... send me an email or leave a comment or add me as a friend... If I think you are cool, I'll chat on an IM service of some kinda with ya. LATER HOTTIES! Also I do have a boyfriend if you didn't read under the "interests".
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What's In A Name ??...
Mr Fubar
Pleae help me make the GREATEST COMEBACK EVER IN FUBAR HISTORY!!! PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!! COMMENT BOMB AWAY!!!! Please help me by rating and comment bombing!!! PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!! I need major comment bombing and rates!!! PLEASE help me out !! :) PLEASE Vote for me in the Mr Fubar Contest!!!
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I'm In A Give Away Please Help
I need 20,000 comments to receive a one month free VIC. Any comment bombing would be appreciated. Thank you everyone! Lucy I need 20,000 comments for a one month VIC. please comment bomb the pic below. All Love will be returned..muah Lucy
I Need Help???
I want to level up and i have a ton of points to get... help me level up and those who help me ... I will coment and rate everything they hae and not to mention show them luv as always...Muaww!!!! Michele
How My Mind Works.
Blogness
Things I Write
From the dark of the night I hear, Your call as you draw near. I open the window and await, The arrival of my dark mate. Yours is the beauty of the night, I'm just a moth trapped by your light. I want you as my dark knight, and for that I gladly sacrifice my life. Into my neck your fangs you sink, And of my blood you deeply drink, As you take what you need to live, Your own blood to me you freely give. When the last human in me does expire, and into darkness I am born Vampire. Children of the night we'll be, You, My love and me. With hunger for the blood we need, Together we will hunt and feed. For our own selfish sake, The life's of innocents we must take. And when in Tomb from daylight we do hide, I will lie contented at your side. and with a shroud used as a cover, I'll lay down with my DARK LOVER. All is lost in this lonely world. All I have is a vague memory of what we were, Together we chanted the soft lullabies To our weary victims Wand
News From Tidzy!!
I have so many interests that it's not even funny but I'll only name a few so this doesn't take forever. I love sports..not only watching them but playing too. Some of the sports I like are volleyball, football, baseball, hockey, and I love to rollerblade. I love my pets which includes, My Dog,named Mojo. I love music and when I'm working out I always have something playing to keep me energized. My favorite kinds of music are hard rock and alternative. A few of my favorite bands are Korn, Linkin Park, Hoobastank, The Used, Trust Company, Incubus, Disturbed, and Good Charlotte. I've been listening to Amy Dumas' band TheLuchagors lately and I really like them. I wish her the best in that. I try and watch a lot of movies because I can forget where I am and totally absorb myself in what I'm watching. I love watching movies with Julia Roberts in them and Sandra Bullock.. and I love Brad Pitt and Will Ferrel. Some of my favorite movies are All the American Pies, Oceans Eleven, Fight Cl
Prayers Needed For Injured Firefighters....
I am a life member with the Parkside Fire Department and I hope that you please help us pray for these two men. On August 12th the Parkside Fire Department answered a call at 11 Park Valley Lane in the boro. When they arrived they had a building fire fully involved when the first crew made the attack they got trapped when the second floor collapsed on them. The following press release was posted on the Parkside Fire Department web-site about the condition of the 2 firefighters. 5 firefighters total were injured at this call. Please show them how much you care by clicking their link and signing their guest book. Sunday, August 12, 2007 - ***** PRESS RELEASE **** Date of Release: August 11, 2007 Time of Release: 11:00 P.M. On Saturday August 11, 2007 the Parkside Fire Company was dispatched to a reported residential structure fire at 11 Park Valley Lane. On arrival the company encountered heavy fire conditions in a two story townhouse and began an interior attack and sear
Kids
why is it that kids that are five and und have to make there parents nuts
Inspirational & Motivational
Today's Truth
i really love luisa me and her have been through so much and we click like nothing i ever felt b4 and to tell the truth i think she will be the one i want to marry for the rest of my life and have kids with and be able to settle down and have a good marriage with it has been a long time coming when me and her got here because i did hurt her in the past but i am working and going to stay the man i am changing into for a long time till i die for her and any other plans i have i want to be with her by my side and i hope she reads this caus i do love her and see her alot we hang out lots and i love the time i spend with her. so luisa if do read this i love and always will and it will never change and it is not fake. demonstar. i love luisa dearly and she is the greates thing in my life and i hope sonn in the future we can be parents and have kids 2gether and a long marriage as well and a long 2gether i hope all goes well and i do even if brenda or other love is sorta against it maybe.
You Are My World
You have become so much a part of me, I can't imagine what I would do, where I would turn, how I could live, without you in my life, you are my best friend, I awake each day and rush to see, if you are online, just to know your ok and doing well I only hope that with each day we share, each special moment together, you will see how much you mean to me, how empty I was till you came into my life, someday I hope I can find a way to show you, how hopelessly and endlessly, in love with you I am, I may never hold you, never feel your heartbeat upon my chest, but I hope in your heart and soul you know, YOU ARE MY WORLD
Just Sitting Around
Here I am today sitting here being bored out of my mind, and yet doing house work. I thought Sundays are for sitting back and relaxing, but not for me. Oh Well, Today is Today, tomorrow will be here in no time at all, and it will be another day.
Thanks!
check it out gotta a friend in a 4 day bombin contest..... need my peepz friend family & fan to give him some extra luvn ... he'll return them.... HIT HIM UP :p:p:pBooooYaahhhh:P:P:P (Spankers members if u hav any extra time plx help him out ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PLease bomb me contest ends sept 22nd at midnight central time contest is for 3 month vip ...ill hook ya up drinks 4 all 100 plus= big pimp gift... thxx in advance .oh and it ends on the 22nd at midnight central time . (repost of original by '¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE FAN ME' on '2007-09-18 22:17:08') (repost of original by '¶Kéa£aßøÎ' on '2007-09-18 22:19:19') (repost of original by '¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE FAN ME' on '2007-09-18 23:54:02') (repost of original by '*~£ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* H.T.A.' on '2007-09-19 00:07:46') (repost of original by 'Riot Girl -KKs Lovah- Spyders Shawty -UG Brat-' on '2007-09-19 01:38:14') (repost of original by '¢@NDL3 M@NN (316)`~PLEASE
They Call Me Witch
I am a witch, and I make no excuse for it.. I dont have to. I am happy with myself my children and the life around me ( with the exception of the mess the world is in , and little ole me cant fix that one alone.) I have been called many things in this life , Healer , Magic Woman, Witch , Mother, Wife, Wise Woman, Doctor, I raised all my kids , home schooled them in the mountians of Humboldt county. They are grown now oldest being 34 and youngest being 24. They have kids of their own now and have done well for themselves. With a witch for a Mother did you expect less?. If you are not one of my kids or grandkids dont ask me for things. I believe in harm none and that karma will and often does bite you in the ass if you are not following a good path. I think people need to be careful what they wish for , as they just might get it, only to discover that was not what they wanted after all. The world is in the shape it is now because humans are lazy and wont do what it would tak
Can't Put This In My Stash....
this is funny..... Sexual Position Demonstration Posted Feb 14, 2007Comedian Lauren Weedman shows us her version of "the basics" when it comes to sexual positions.
My Fav. Girl On Fubar !
y'all need to check this girl out, she is really hot and very sweet to boot... stop by and rate/fan her please ! babyxwasxherxname thats her !
10 Things You Might Not...
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv
Summer Cleanning
I am cleanning out my friends and family if you want to stay you have 1 week to let me know
The Day My Life Changed
a november 28 2008 my brother kevin and his wife had a baby girl , they named her anna marie november 30 2008 it was sunday ,just like any other day , the kids and i are just cleaning up as always , later on that morning we all went to my parents place to see how they were doing , stayed for a while then went back home . so we went about our day , little did i relize before the night was over my life would change , next thing you know it was supper time , i made supper gave the kids a bath and put them to bed , my daughter had asked me if she could go to a friends place i said okay but be back before 9 30 pm she said okay she will be back, we had planned to watch a movie later on that night , well i was shocked when she got home earlier then i said . so we put the movie on about half way threw the movie i heard a knock on the door christina had hollored come in but they just kept knocking , i looked at her and said go answer it , its most likely for
Birthday Wishes
To everyone who sent me birthday wishes and gifts, thanks so much for all the love ricki aka cheeky :p
Please Help Comment This Man
Greetings everyone!
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I Need Help ?
how many 11's do you get to give.... is it a daily thing, or just one set amount ????
Nick
This And That
Ain't it the truth At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. A
Freedom Of Speech
Yes, I am a fan of freedom. Speech being one of those. However, I am also a fan of using my free speech and freedom to resist what I feel are social cancers. One of these "social cancers" I speak of is the fight of diversity or outright racism. Racists, sexists, and those that would call themselves superior, or even separatist, to other races or creeds have no place in my social circles. Yes, you have the right (at least in the U.S.) to spout whatever hate filled ignorant message you wish. And I have the right to call you ignorant and remove your uneducated drivel from my page and life. Now, why do I call people that believe this way uneducated and ignorant? Well, whether you believe in the scientific method (survival of the fittest/evolution) or intelligent design/creationism, it all started with one person/group. That's right, we are ALL brothers and sisters if you go back far enough. So, hate on yourselves if you must. But if you believe you are any better than anyone else due to
Music
Drill Sargent
Shot at 2007-07-20
Spooky Stories
The Crescent Hotel and Spa, sometimes called “The Grand Old Lady of the Ozarks” is located in Eureka Springs, near Beaver Lake in northwestern Arkansas. Designed by architect Isaac L. Taylor, the hotel was built atop West Mountain between 1884 and 1886. Eureka Springs was well known for the “healing waters” that flowed from the nearby mountain springs. It became so popular that in the late 1880’s, the Frisco Railroad built a special line to it. The Crescent Hotel was built to accommodate the many visitors to the area. Billed as “America’s most luxurious resort hotel,” it was built with all the finest modern conveniences. While the hotel was under construction, “Michael,” an Irish stonemason fell from the roof and died from his injuries. His body landed right on the spot where room 218 was being built. Room 218 soon became one of the “hot spots” of paranormal activity. Guests of the Crescent Hotel have called it, “the most haunted place in
The Road Down
I'm just another face in the crowd. People notice me then go on about their day. Perhaps something I did, or a look that flashed across my face tells them to move on. There is nothing, rather no one, to see here. I enjoy this life. There is something remarkably calming about this. About knowing that I can go on about my business, and no one will take mind. I live by one rule. I am not governed by man or his laws. I am not governed by religion or their idols. No, I move about my day with no regards to these things. My rule is simple. Be a good person every day. It is a simple rule, yet one that so many who write the laws of man or translate the laws of their idols seem to not be able to do. My rule allows me to look myself in the eye in my bathroom mirror every night before I go to bed. That is the true test of man. To look into his eyes and not hide from what he sees there. To go on and rest. Too many times I have met men and women who could not do this. Too many
My Poetry
As I sit here with tears in my eyes I don't know if he'll ever realize. The pain that I feel is because I remember The change that occurred that day in December. Thats when I met this fabulous guy Could I get him to notice me, I was sure going to try. We fell into lust and then into love We were perfect together, like a ball and a glove. For two years we laughed and suffered no pain Then God knows why, everything started to change. Our happy little home became aggresive and mean There was not much laughter or love to be seen. Now as I sit here with tears in my eyes I can see that I am losing him, my fabulous guy. Written by: Gina C. January~~~~~~2001 ***Warrior To Lord*** (February 14th 2002) There was warrior many years ago That a lovely peasant girl wished to know. He was the enemy in manys eyes But to this girl, he was her hero in disguise. He walked into her life all dressed in black With a promise to enjoy and never look back. He
Coolwatersplace@ Fubar
__________________________________________________ McDonald's Beef I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't understand the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a drink. The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association. American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef. We personally are no longer eating at McDonald's, which
Actual Car Accident Statements
Man Driver: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident. Woman Driver: The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of skid by steering it into the other vehicle. Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad face, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. Man Driver: The other car attempted to cut in front of me, so I, with my right front bumper, removed his left rear tail light. Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive with power steering I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. Man Driver: I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before. Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. Woman Dr
New Parking Rules (not To Be Taken Seriously!)
Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred. Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both. Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull though and take it from him. Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car. Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your door really hard. Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to an
It's Performance, Not Position That Counts
Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York ." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." Now it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." "Just a minute," says the priest. "That man was a taxi driver. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff?" "Results," shrugged Saint Peter........... "While you preached, peop
Blonde Jokes
Not meant to offend.. some of my best friends are blonde.... Making Orange Juice A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment! Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?" She says, "Making orange juice." "Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled. "Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!" The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a
Choppers Family(in Love With An Angel)@ Fubar
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Murphy's Lesser-known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The Year 1500
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
Some Random Shit Running Around In My Head..
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!" They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
Feeling Hopeless
For Kids Born Before The 80's
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930'S, 40'S, 50'S, 60'S AND 70'S !!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/ or drank while carring us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trama, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead based paints. WE HAD NO CHILDPROOF LIDS ON MEDICAINE BOTTLES, DOORS OR CABINETS. AND WHEN WE RODE OUR BIKES, WE HAD NO HELMETS, NOT TO MENTION, THE RISKS WE TOOK HITCHHIKING!! As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. we drank water from the garden hose and hot from a bottle. we shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died fron this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't over weight because......... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !!!
60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?
College Mid Term!!!
International Rules Of Manhood
To every Man, Read This.... NEVER DARE TO BREAK ANY ONE OF THEM!! International Rules Of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. ( The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday pre
Snap Shot
Just Some Words......
I Fall For You a sleight of hand with fingers full of grace work the magic that you do disappear without a single trace and once again I fall for you I fall for you and when I do I can't seem to pick myself up off the ground I think I've come to the conclusion that it's all a bunch of bull love is an optical illusion and once again I've played the fool I fall for you... last night I had a dream I was your assistant it seems I was dressed in ostrich feathers you did that trick where you sawed me in half and then you laughed and then you left without putting me back together The Way We Are would I need ya if I got amnesia would you be the one for me if I lost my memory and would I look at you the way that I used to would I fall in love all over again or would I have to pretend are we gonna stay the way we are are we gonna break and fall apart are we gonna make it when our love is tested are we gonna stay the way we are I don
Leaving
Today will be my last day here, if you want to stay in touch let me know otherwise, thank you to all my friends and family here for the great time. I wish you all the best in life and in love. So as I say goodbye, I'll leave this for the dream of my heart, Jodi........ Words just cant express how much you mean to me. It's hard for me to show it, so you may never see. I think of you quite often more than you'll ever know I dont want to hide it, but I can never let it show. I want you in my life but more than you are, somebody to be with have more time to spend Although you'll never know this everything I say is true although I'll probably never let it show, I'm in love with you.