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Tag Ur It!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I'M THE ONLY CHILD FROM MY DAD 2.I'M A SHY PERSON UNTIL I GET TO KNOW YOU THEN YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. 3.I ENJOY PLAYING PS2 WITH MY NEPHEW DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GAME AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY IM HAPPY. 4.I WAS BORN IN NH BUT GREW UP IN FLORIDA. 6.I LOVE TO SNOWBOARD BUT HATE THE SNOW. 7.I RECENTLY STARTED DJING ONLINE AND I LOVE IT. 8.EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE I TALK TO ONLINE ARENT MY FAMILY I CONSIDER THEM MY FAMILY.... ESPECIALLY EVERY ONE FROM DIRTY DEEDS RADIO. 9.I'VE BEEN TO 48 STATES I HAVE SPOONS TO PROVE IT.MY DAD USE TO BUILD AND REMODEL HOTELS SO WE GOT TO TRAVEL WITH HIM. 10.I LOVE MY FAMILY I AM VERY CLOSE TO THEM BUT I AM READY TO
Vietnam Memorial Wall Defaced This Weekend (september 7-9, 2007)
..>..> Mrs. Trooprally called me this evening to tell me that she and her husband, as well as Concretebob, saw damage along almost the entire length of the Vietnam Memorial Wall. They found this damage this morning, when they walked through the area before participating in the September 11th Freedom Walk. Concretebob was told by a National Park Service employee that the damage was done on Friday night. There was no police report taken or written about the vandalism, apparently. And the damage was still very much there today. Here are a few of the photos that Mrs. Trooprally took this morning... This first one is not so noticeable, but as they walked into the center, it got worse. It looks like the person who did this walked along The Wall with some type of container, perhaps hidden at their side so that they could squirt the oily substance without being caught in the act. The names along the lower part of The Wall appea
Post Valentines Day
Just would like to thank my special friends for the wonderful gifts..and comments I got yesterday. I know some.. don't care for the day and want to be scrooges..but its all what you make of the day. Even if your lonely and have no one.. fubar is a great place to get some of that special attention. Anyways, for those who hate it.. the day is finally over. You all are great...hugs ...nikki
Finally, make real money online TONIGHT Abunza is a direct sales business opportunity created by Michael Spire and Sebastian Saldarriaga. Abunza was chosen as the name because it means abundance in Spanish. The Basics Abunza offers travel certificates, software, e-books, and the ability to sell the software you are given separately through your own store. Members are also able to use a site that is completely translated into Spanish to target that market in addition to the English speaking population. -: As there are over 100 Million Spanish speaking users on the internet today according to, it makes sense to target these individuals in addition to the English speaking population. Since the call center representatives are bi-lingual, someone can take advantage of this business opportunity even if they do not know a single word in Spanish. The addition of travel certificates gives this program a huge boost. When first launched, it was only
Forgiveness Everyone has always told me I have to forgive people in my past and let go to be able to get on with my live and have healthy happy relationships. how do you do that? how do you forgive someone who always let you down. who constantly berated you and put you down. who never protected you from the outside world. someone who was supposed to love you unconditionally and never did. I did everything they ever asked of me., either to please them, hoping it would make them love me just a little, or out of fear. but it never was good enough. so I left, with anger, bitterness, and hatred in my heart for them, the little girl in me wishing them a lonely old live full of pain, planning on never seeing them again. Four weeks ago my Daddy passed away, and I was had to face my mother again. I went with expectations I shouldn't have had. Hoping for answers I know now I will never get. Even though my mother is in a convalescent home having suffered possibly dozens of strokes, has lim
Sassy_ass's Stuff
my daughter wrote this about her dad who passed away june of 93. She then asked me to read this and i cried Daddy What If You Came Back Daddy what if you came back. Would things be the same. At night I hear mommy scream. She is screaming your name. Some nights I pray and some nights I don't. You hope you could stay but, I know you won't. What can I do to bring you home, if only just to share with you an ice cream cone. And for you to share one with mommy too. Oh, how much I love you daddy. Please come home. Come home and make mommy happy. I just can't take my mind off that stone. Some days I need your help getting rid of my runny nose. Some days I really want to squirt you with our old hose. Daddy if you came home what would you do. Mommy says she loves you Would you say I love you too. Yesterday Sitting here not knowing what to do thoughts of you cross my mind Dreams of yesterday when you were mine. Days drift on as tim
Reverse Funnel System Review
REVERSE FUNNEL SYSTEM REVIEW Are you ready to learn the SECRET to online wealth? The Reverse Funnel System combines Network Marketing with the power of Internet Marketing. People no longer have to cold call prospects, chase dead-end leads, spend themselves broke on advertising campaigns or even hound people about building true financial freedom for themselves. This system weeds everybody out and leaves users with highly motivated, truly qualified leads. The sheer power behind the Reverse Funnel System, comes from its solid foundation and step by step filtering process. Systems that work are the backbone to success for many highly coveted industry leaders. The Reverse Funnel System is a funded proposal method which supplements advertising dollars by giving users upfront cash in their pocket. It weeds leads out through a series of proven steps and turns them into qualified prospects without user interaction. When the prospect becomes properly qualified, the system will
now im often subject to self introspective moods and i was starting to think here lately that my addiction to sex was because of pussy. I am a sex addict but im not gay i don't blow ppl just to blow them. i think its all cause of pussy. i just get too damn excited when its present. the tast, look, feel, smell, sight of it just seems to be the root of a good chunk of my problems. when you meet a girl, it can be a friendly chit chat and what not i'm sure, but all i think about is what their pussy tastes like. how they shake and moan when their legs r wrapped around my head. sex is just fun and dandy, but trully pussy is the whole reason i exsist. they all look different, but simaller. most taste oh so sweet and just look so divine. now because of my problems i've encountered so many things that r just not visually appealling, but for pussy i'll just put up with them. i learned about so many different STD's because of my fetish [and i do mean fetish, as in i can't get off unless pussy i
Info On Diabetes
Diabetes Info
Ingredients 20 Murray Sugar Free Oatmeal cookies 2 tablespoons flaked coconut 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 3 tablespoons light margarine, melted 2 3/4 cups cold fat-free milk 1/2 teaspoon coconut extract (optional) 2 packages (4-serving size) vanilla flavor sugar-free, fat-free instant pudding & pie filling 1 large banana 1 1/2 cups frozen fat-free non-dairy whipped topping, thawed Directions 1. Finely crush cookies. In small bowl combine cookies, coconut and cinnamon. Add margarine. Toss to coat. Press on bottom and sides of 9-inch pie plate lightly coated with nonstick cooking spray. Bake at 350F for 8 minutes. Cool completely. 2. In large bowl combine milk and coconut extract, if desired. Add pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk about 2 minutes or until thickened. Pour half of pudding mixture into crust. Slice banana on top. Pour remaining pudding mixture over banana. Spread whipped topping over all. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes. Garn
Music Requests
Being by yourself in iraq on V-day has to be one of the hard days of the year.... But i have been thur 5 of them out here... It is totaly funny what we go threw but to put me in a better mood i would love to hear ppl tell me how there day went and i truly hope it went great so tell away
Twatwaffle Defined
1. Twatwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b. v.1 To ban; to totally pwn. 2. Twatwaffle Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea. 3. Twatwaffle The twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around in rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Twatwaffles are often used by businesswomen like magic carpets to fly them to work. Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset to the team." If a man touches a twatwaffle his genitals will shrivel and drop off into the snow, lost to him forever. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky you can often find them digging around in medical waste and pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine. 4. Twatwaffle 1- loose nasty dirty hairy vagina 2- a whores vagina infected with std's, hardcore std'
My Thoughts
Slappys Blog
why do we do the things we do? some days i have no clue wtf I did what I did. why do we want things we can't have? material things and people, people can be worse. Why do we love the people we do? Love is a bitch Why do some days feel worse then the day before? and last..... WHY ME??? I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blow it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sea but the fish took it away. I wrote your name in my heart But there it will forever stay. **note** this was copied, and is for *LDH* went out both friday and saturday nights and had no alcohol....boy whats wrong with me.??? but i had a good time thats all that matters
Tag Ur It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.i am real shy in person 2.i am an only child 3. i had steven spielerg record me doin some of my many voices 4. i got kicked out of high school for doin $15,000.00 worth of damage to the football field with my old 4x4 5. i had sex in the baptismal tub during a church service ( yes im goin to hell ) 6. i can look at almost any car and tell you exactly what it is , year , make , model and all the performance stats 7. my bro is a better drummer then me but yet i can teach him the things he needs to know about bein a better drummer 8. everyone bitches about the snow and cold weather but yet i miss it and want to be in it 9.
Looking 4 A Fu-man
So, I had a Minor Stroke this morning. I don't know what caused it and I do not know what is gonna happen from here.
Friends / Fans List
just to let everyone know i'm not adding or fanning anyone unless they are willing to talk ..we are here to make friends and to chat with other people and everytime i try to say hi to someone or chat with some people i get ignored ( not by all and you know who you are ) i'm sorry if this pisses alot of people off but it's been bugging me for a while and i finally had t osay something .. so if you wanna talk to me fine then add away, but if your just doing it for the points then don't bother
Damn I Swear
i didnt think you would take it like that i thought you knew i was playin i am sorry i was not being mean to you i swear nore am i mad so please dont just stop talking to me you are a great friend never would i mean to hurt you at all you are like my older brother in many ways please know i am not mad at you and i am sorry if you thought i was to jeff i am sorry .....please understand it all i dont know if my love loves me as much as i do him he use to say that he loved me with feeling now he says it with nothing in his voice no love seems to be there i asked him if he loved me at all but it took him to long to answer that simple little question i know that he has alot to deal with but to change the way you feel about someone how can that be he use to love me the way i loved him but now i am not sure how did my relationship go from a great love to doubting love i dont want to doubt what he feels for me but i have no other choice he has not responded to
Valentine's Day 2008
First, I would like to apologize to those friends that have stopped by and left comments today. I am very sorry that I have not been able to reply to your comments yet. It has been a strange and unbelievable Valentine's Day, to say the very least. It started with me taking the day off from work to take my youngest daughter (17) to the Doctor to determine if she had an infectious disease. Last week she had terrible headaches and a fever and her primary Doctor could not determine what was wrong with her. Actually, by today, she was back to normal and the specialist we saw said that she did not have anything abormal and that unless she had the headaches again, she should be fine. With that, she and I went home and then she left to go to school. Unfortunately she did not go to school, she and her best friend decided to cut classes for the day. This has been a big issue lately and she has been on restriction 3 times in the last three months due to this. Well, it has been raining
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm so sick of hypocrites and stupid people i'm just sick of fucking everyone right now. what the fuck goes on inside the brains of all the fucking idiots around me??? nothing because their fucking idiots! i'm so fucking tired of this town and all the sun fried brain dead morons! god if only i could get permit to weed out the population.... i know i piss people off i mean im an asshole but most of the time they ask for it! so when im done cleaning out the rejects and someone feels that i should be included fine go ahead i done care fuck it the idiots i missed will just repopulate anyways. fuck it no one cares what i think anyway its all a waste of time and effort because no one takes the advice they ask for so im done
You Can Own Me
so.... my younger sister gets married june 7th. she just called me today and asked if i could be a bridesmaid because one of hers backed out. luckily for everyone i'm about a size smaller than her original bridesmaid.... so now i gotta pony up some serious cash on way short notice. i mean of course i was going to the wedding.... but now i have to buy the whole ensemble and the hair..... aaaaaaaack. of course i'm doing it. she's my sister!! i'm just kinda.... meh. i'll get over it. just as a note i was scheduled to be her personal attendant before..... so now i pull double duty. lolz. it's what i am best at..... coming off beautifully under massive stress. so it's time to clean the friend list..... if you feel endangered and wanna stay just let me know lol. well..... the list is now finished..... way cut down.... so yay to all who stay.... i needs love lol..... and a smoke... always with the cigarettes sheesh...... *walks outside to smoke*
Friggin Tagged.. Thanx
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. Je parle francais.. voulez vous couche avec moi? lol i can speak french with random stupid phrases that are absoultely useless.. yes i am french in heritage if you only knew my last name you would understand. 2. a wierd habit i have is when i'm bored i randomly take semi naughty pics on my web cam. 3. I am a mother to a handsome lil boy. 4. I learned to speak out of my home state california when i was little and got thrown into speach class because they said i talk funny.. thanks to the state of illinois for that experience. 5. despite what you may think about me from my pictures on here I am a very shy person in life. It takes awhile for me to break out of my shell with people but when i do look out lol.. i'm a little crazy and tend to lean on the smartass side after that. 6.
Own Me!!!
The Art Of Kissing On This Day Of Love
Kissing is a delicate art and must be taken slowly with a new partner. A good kisser knows how to pace themselves, has an active imagination, and understands what their partner likes or may not expect, but will enjoy. When kissing, remember the following: never slobber, don't stare, try not to belch, always pay attention with your non-visual senses (touch, hearing, ESP, etc.), and there is no such thing as too slow. If you are unhappy with a kiss then chances are your partner is going to feel the same way. The best thing you can do is relax, and not just in your body, but your face, lips, neck, everywhere. Be relaxed and confident with how you kiss. Let yourself go with the flow of the moment and savour every second of it. While you are kissing, remember to use your hands, nose, and breath to entice your partner's senses. Everyone enjoys being touched anbd caressed while being kissed. Use your hands to gently caress the cheek, the jawbone, the back, arms, and collarbone.
why is it when females choose someone to be in a relationship with they always go for the dicks. when most of their guy friends that she says are are nice and sweet to them are sitting right next to them. they will always complain about their relationship to them and they always come running to them looking for answers. then they break up with one dick and go after the next one. i mean you have pretty much already seen how great your friend is and how he treats you like the world why not chance it with that guy instead of always bitching and complaining about how horrible your life is because you always hook up with assholes. i guess all im really saying is maybe next time females complain to their male "friends" realize how this guy has been by your side for how ever long you have known him. maybe you should give him a shot at the plate instead of looking for the next asshole to run over your life and make it hell.
EVANS BLUE LYRICS "Cold (But I'm Still Here)" Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back when you hide, hide inside that body but just remember that when I touch you the more you shake, the more you give away cold, but I'm still here, blind, 'cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we're far from obvious this time wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all now can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck so fall into my eyes and fall into my lies but don't you forget the more you turn away, the more I want you to stay cold, but I'm still here, blind, 'cause I'm so blind, say never we're far from comfortable this time cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never we're far from obvious this time you're so endearing, you're so beautiful, well I don't look like they do,
Playing With Clay
Ever see a shining Mug Plate or Vase and wish you could learn how ? I Have the Answer Give me a shout out and I'll show you how easy and FUN it can Be. Carol Lynn
My Fu-wife 'sexymomma2008dancer
'Sexymomma2008Dancer Is My Fu-Wifey abd she is great to me and she is very all that dosent know her and does...'Sexymomma2008Dancer is a very sweet person and my feelings for her are threw the roof!!! You brighten up my day babe....hehehe your Fu-Hubby Jason
To My Friends
Happy Valentines Day to all the ladies..You Special thing you. I hope you got those roses and boxes of candy. Cause you deserved it. Happy Valentines Day. Oh !! And could you rate my birds? And leave comments if you can.
For My Hubby
I love everything about you, the way you talk, the way you say "I love you" i cant believe i found you, you have the power to make me want to be around you. Listen to what im saying and dont think twice if its true cause from the day i found you i fell in love with you. i cant explain exactly how i feel but i can tell you i need you and im being for real dont ever give up on us no matter the distance or time ill wait forever if theres a mountain between us ill climb it just promise youll never leave i dont know if you even have a clue but my purpose in life , is loving you!!! I sit here and wait, For you to come home, Nothing's the same When you're gone. I hope while you're gone, You're thinking of me While I sit here And think of you. You'll be home soon enough I tell myself often. Still, it's hard to wait When I miss you. I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of y
Best Present Ever !!
For those who know me..You know that I am in the military. This June I was looking at having to retire from something that I have truly enjoyed doing for 24 years. The Navy has something that they call(HYT) High Year Tenure. Twenty four years is the maximum amount of time that a Chief Petty Officer can stay around in the Reserves. Well today I received the BEST Valentines Day present that one could ever get. And it was not flowers or candy.The Administration Department of my Reserve Det sent me an email. It was the Navy saying that I can stay in until February 2011. You could have knocked me over with a feather. A very small feather at that! Next project is to buy a house and finish up my Seabee Combat Warfare pin..... And also put a star on the top of my anchor (Senior Chief)!!! Did I say that I LOVE what I do in the Navy ?!?!
Ok I've been on a movie kick the last few weeks and I'm starting to draw blanks on some good movies to get. So leave me a comment with either your favorite movie or ones you really like. Thanks everyone! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I love to go to the beach when it is stormy out. 2.I am the oldest of 5 kids. 3. even though my skin is glow in the dark white I am almost half native american 4. I have an insanely high tolerance for alcohol yet rarely drink. 5. Stubborn doesn't even begin to describe me 6. I like to keep to if I let you in... you should feel special. 7. I can play numerous instruments and actually read music. 8. I helped m
Bbw Goddess Now Owns Me
well as of 2/13/08 i am now owned by bbw goddess she offered me 200k in fubucks and a 3 day blast ,and i offered her graphics tag(tags) of choice (can be custom made for you ) 200-300 pics rated daily all stash rated special tags for both of us (one saying master of and one saying owned by ) forehead salute(see my forehead salute folder )(sfw) willing to add as a friend,and fan and rate profile exclusive help from me with comment bombing in contests honorable mention in a blog in my profile owned by put into my screen name my yahoo screen name
My Thoughts
To often, the thing you want most is the one thing you can't have. Desire leaves us heartbroken, it wears us out. Desire can wreck your life. But as tough as wanting something can be. The people who suffer the most, are those who don't know what they want. 'm unpredictable, moody, weird, multi-generational, crazy, undecided, independent, traveled, bossy, arrogant, rude, silly, beautiful, bitchy, spoiled, dingy, dominate, submissive, angry, loving, a freak, compassionate, intelligent, de-de-de! and just plain strange sometimes. I may look sweet & innocent on the outside but that is your first mistake. Don't think you know me because you have no idea of the complexities of my mind. I am constantly reinventing myself to keep people on their toes. I have been known to be country, preppy, rocker, biker, river rat, a freak, a redneck, gothic, oh and just plain weird. I refuse to grow up but look forward to getting older cause it just keeps getting better. I am a Johns, from the long lin
Artisty Makeup
I have Artistry makeup for sale. I have the sites listed below. There is also nutritional and fitness products as well etc. If you want to purchase send me an email I will get you signed up as a customer.
Proud Fu Owner Of Roger Lee
Blog 1- Voting
Since this is a Presidential election year, there is a high interest in voting. My question is how do you choose which candidate to vote for whether President, Governor, Senator, etc? Do you base your vote on party, issues, or is it more superficial like their hair or if he/she goes on a certain talk show? Do you even vote at all? Do you vote in your state's primary?
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm an amatuer bartender and have more alcohol at home than any one person should but I rarely drink any of it. 2. I collect antique liquor bottles (preferably still sealed). No I don't open or drink them! 3. I am a chronic nailbiter. I don't even realize I'm doing it. I really want to break this habit. 4. I was certain I never wanted children. Fatherhood is the single most important and meaningful thing that has ever happened to me. 5. I have the most adorable little boy you've ever laid your eyes on :-) 6. I'm probably smarter than you think I am. 7. I aim to be the best I can be at what I do. I can't do a mediocre job on something. I'm not afraid of working hard to get the job done right. I think they call that ambition. 8. I've been in a couple of bands. It's v
Walking For Peace In Israel/palestine
The Israel Palestine Center for Research and Information Walk the Green Line May 29-31, 2008 Help IPCRI mark the 60 Years since the Anniversary of the UN decision to divide Israel and Palestine into two states, with the Green Line serving as the basis for the border between. Walk. Learn. Add your voice to those calling for peace. Two Ways You Can Help! 1. Walk With Us Join us for three days of hiking along the green line. We will be walking important sections of the line, visiting Palestinian and Israeli areas, meeting with politicians from both sides, NGOs and those working for peace. The event is also a fundraiser, with all donations helping support the work of IPCRI. 2. Sponsor a Walker Consider sponsoring someone to walk in your stead. Your donation to IPCRI will help provide an opportunity for others to be involved in this important event. Find someone to sponsor, or let us connect you! What is Walk the Green Line? The purpose of the W
A Warning To Everyone.
I'm writing this in the hopes that this message might protect someone from harm. There is a program out there called Hello. It's a picture trading program that allows instant sharing of pictures between people. Now, this might sound real good. I thought it was too. But remember the saying if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is? Well this is the case here. There is a danger in using this program. I didn't see it until the danger was pointed out to me. I didn't see it until it was, and now I can't believe I didn't see it before. The danger is, someone can send you pictures of ANY kind of content without your knowledge or consent, and there isn't anything that can stop them. The danger is trusting someone you don't know. If you start trading pictures with someone you don't know they could mix in anything from pornography to the worst kind of things you never wanted to see, and once its on your computer its too late. Ok, so just delete them you say. Yes, thats exactly wha
Do You Want Me?
Check out my offer, and come make a bid! Don't forget to rate ME while you're there, as the person who receives the most rates will win 500,000 fubucks! So auctions haven't been going all that well for me so far so this will be the last time I enter an if you want me ya gotta bid!
Wtf....... Is This Myspace Or What.............
Before Its Too Late
I wondered through fiction to look for the truth Buried beneath all the lies And I stood at a distance To feel who you are Hiding myself in your eyes And hold on before it's too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And the risk that might break you Is the one that would save A life you dont live is still lost So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone And hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives So live like you mean it Love til you feel it It's all that we need in our lives So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who yo
Seasons For Reasons
People come into your life for a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. Maybe you will never know which one it is for a person at the time they enter your life. But in one way or another they will grow to be a part of who you are. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be.Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of peace. Sometimes they force you to take a stand in life. What you should realize is that your need has been met, your desire fulfilled, the work is already done. They may teach you something you never might have known, but are only meant to be there for a season. LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: t
Talk About A Bad Valentine's Day
well it was around 6:30 when i got the call from my wife to come over to her mother's house.So i went over and her mom and her had her grandma laying on the floor (my mother in law said they had just got done changing wife's grandma was 81 mind you .well she was laying on a blanket so we all decided to pick her up in the blanket and move her to her bed .well i happened to look down and notice that her chest wasn't moving ,so my wife's mother called the squad.about 20 minutes after the squad got there they took her grandma and my wife came over to me sobbing and saying that her grandma was gone .and as if this wasn't bad enough ,the damn finance company we have our van through decides to call ,and i tried to tell the woman on the other end that we were having a family crisis and she was like "this will only take a few seconds" so i hung up on her ass.well about an hour later someone else from the damn finance company called ,i mean i know we owe them money but damn my wife's gra
The Meaning Of Roses
What each rose means........ Red Roses - Love and romance Black Roses - Vengeance Blue Roses - Mystery and intrigue Pink Roses - Gratitude and appreciation Purple Roses - Love at first sight White Roses - Innocence and purity Green Roses - Fertility Yellow Roses - Joy and friendship Lavender Roses - Enchantment Orange Roses - Enthusiasm, passion
, my love, As I will be for you, And we will love the whole day long, And love our whole lives through. For love has no parameters And does not end with time, But is the gift of paradise, A pinch of the sublime. So let us take this holiday To resubmit our love To those within that know no sin And with the angels move WHAT IS LIFE? Life is an Adventure ... Dare it Life is a Beauty ... Praise it Life is a Challenge ... Meet it Life is a Duty ... Perform it Life is a Love ... Enjoy it Life is a Tragedy ... Face it Life is a Struggle ... Fight it Life is a Promise ... Fulfill it Life is a Game ... Play it Life is a Gift ... Accept it Life is a Journey ... Complete it Life is a Mystery ... Unfold it Life is a Goal ... Achieve it Life is an Opportunity ... Take it Life is a Puzzle ... Solve it Life is a Song ... Sing it Life is a Sorrow ... Overcome it Life is a Spirit ... Realize it ANON
Why Me ?
Wtf Ian?
No one here really knows much about my ex-girlfriend, Bree. We were very serious for a total of six years. We seperated five months ago after she told me that she had seen another guy in college, and had kept in communication with him since getting back together with me. I had sort of felt that she had found someone and resigned myself to the fact that she had moved on, I grew accustomed to it and moved on as well. She eventually moved back home and we started dated and big plans were made. I suppose she had the undying urge to confess before we moved further. And after days of exchanging biting words, we calmed down and seperated as good friends. About 4 months ago her new man moved here as well. We met each other and it was polite but we never became good buds. Bree had been pregnant for six months, apparently they had seen each other before he moved down here and before she had mad her confession to me. All this being said, I received a call late last night that she
Spankings Desperatly Needed
Spankings Neede
Great Stuff!!
Ok alot of people have been asking me to make graphics for them now that I know how. So heres the deal. I have a folder in my photos with graphic backgrounds. If you want a graphic made please go to that folder and pick your background then let me know the number of the background you want and send me a link to the photo you want used. And I will get the graphic sent to you as soon as its done! Thank you!! CLICK THE PIC AND COME PLAY THE ONE WORD COMMENT GAME!!! SHOW ME SOME LOVE!!
Hiding Under Your Bed!
... if I would get more attention if my profile name were something a little more egotistical, perhaps advertising the dimensions of my penis, or maybe headlining my prowess in bed. Maybe if my name was "GODZILLADONG" or "Big Dick McFuckalotty" or "FUCKSFORDAYS," I'd get more action. I dunno, I always something like that was a touch over-the-top, maybe even juvenile. Whatever.
Married Men
Online Dating: How to Stay Clear of Married Men by Kelli Bailor Online dating can be extremely productive and fun. But there are some men in the online world who choose to use online dating as a mask for their true marital status. It is very easy for one to be dishonest in who they truly are online. In fact, according to MSNBC, research shows that one third of people using online dating services are married! And it doesnt help when some dating sites out there, like Udate, do not differentiate between divorced and separated, making it even more convenient for a man to lie about his marital status. Most women who use online dating services have more than likely run into a married man sometime in their online dating experience. Many women ask what it is that they need to do to protect them, and to be more alert at identifying married men. While these are not sure-fire ways of deciphering if he is married, here are 11 tips that may assist you in your detection of the married man:
Valentines Day
Happy Valentines day to all my family and friends. I have been in and out alot lately. Have lots going on. Tom Get More at
I Fucked Up
A Story From My Bitch
My True Master Written By: Mrs.Tainted Love I was in the library. I was in the middle of a book, alone at my table, no others are really around to make noise or be bothersome in any way. Sighing, I relax into my comfortable wooden chair and continue to read. Suddenly I feel a warm hard hand upon my leg--and as I turn to look a man clad in the purest black looks me into the eyes. We sit there for a few dazzling seconds, my eyes on, in, his deep green ones. I feel as if I am being pulled down, down, down into the depths of darkness. I slowly place the novel on the table, still making eye contact with the stranger, for I am unable to avert my gaze. His skin is pale and his features dark. His cheekbones are strong and high, the silhouette of his skull is visible in his face. His brown hair is straight and falls neatly around his face. Then I realize that his hand is still on my leg, so I watch him stroking now with long fingers and scratching slowly with long perfect nails. Then hi
A Story From My Bitch
Wanna Own Me??
Well I guess I finally did it. I must have pissed my husband off real good this time, because he has decided to auction me off to the highest bidder!!!! OoOoOpPpPpPsSsSs LMAO!!!!! I might decide to change what I will do if the price is right. So let the bidding begin!! Here is the link to bid if you want to own me.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN THIS HOTT DIRTY BITCH WELL YOU CAN SHE IS IN AN AUCTION AND YOU CAN BID ON HER SEXY A$$ TILL FEB 21st AT MIDNIGHT EST CLICK ON THE PIC TO START YOUR BIDDING TNT BUNNY~DBC~ Co Owner PLayGIrLs~Bartender/Greeter 4 Black Diamond~Fu Lover to MilfSweetie~@ fubar OK GUYS I AM IN YET ANOTHER AUCTION I DONT HAVE A BULLITINE YET BUT THE AUCTION IS ON MY FUWIFES PROFILE SHE IS MY NUMBER TWO FRIEND AND FAMILY SO GO CHECK IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Okay guys here it goes! I am in an aution starting tommorrow Feb 15 until Feb 24 if you want to own me here is the link so you can bid on me. Mwah love you all!!!!
Introducing My Fu-owner
He is an awesome friend to have, please show him lots of love, he returns it all and then some. Gary, you're a great friend to have. Thank you so much for everything. You RAWK! GARY~rl engaged 2 Christina~shadow leveler~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar
Quarantined to all the scars that i've painted black i can try but ill never remember i see you standing, pool of glass, focal points determined, im here at last, see you swimming in that pool of glass, by your mind this light did, leave us seers blinded. PRAY SUCK OUT ALL THE LIFE FROM ME PRAY AND SUCK ALL THE LIFE FROM ME then i might as well, thank my lucky stars........ i am perceiving the severance of reason....cause thoughts are misleading....pick me up and tie me off. i am careening through lives i've been stealing.....the hope is deceiving, unbind my hands n let me go. despite how you see me the lies you are weaving are hopelessly leading us down a path i don't want to know.................. and that i'd of never thought to walk, but i'd crawl..................or limp toward fate. scream out loud and breathe unto me. Then i might as well , thank my lucky stars. I am misleading, i am deceiving, and im unbelieving. reasons for a bitter life. i am c
New Holiday
Ok there is a new holiday! Taken from Ladies you all need to participate! You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now of
New Holiday
Now This Is Love!!!!!!
New Lounge
Nothing Much
mm not much to really say. i mean i'm new on here. so yea... i'm checking out this website so it's neat so far :) i'm glad i'm on here.
Interior Decorating
Hot Tubs !!
What would you like 2 do if u came over n joined me in our hot tub? Would u bring a friend 4 a 4 some? By yourself 4 a 3 some or just u n me? Remember, it says it can hold 5. I thank all whom stoped by n read my blogs!! So anyway. We are planning on building a extended master bedroom. With a sliding glass door that we can enter our hot tub. It will also open up to a sun room with lots of tropical plants. We would also extend that room with access into our private back yard. The first thing we did was build a fence ( keep toddler in yard and out of traffic ). Then planted all sorts of plants trees n such. We have even added a fairy garden! With a tee pee that also grows the snap peas, yum. There will eventually be a pond with a watter fall next 2 the fire pit wich sit on our home made mosaic sun dial. but that will be next year, with the shed. But oh the fun we have had without all that. Many a weekends have been entertaining friends! We would have the BBQ n the smoker going
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Not Knowing Where To Turn
Today is valentines day, and honestly I have never been a fan. Most of the time I am single but I thought this year would be different, boy was I wrong. I got a text message yesterday from Kortnie, a girl whom I had met through Jerry who was my boyfriend. The text stated that he had been cheating on me, and I felt my heart shatter at the slightest idea of that. He called so I questioned him about it, an immeadiately he got defensive after telling me that it was not true. Then before I knew it he was saying that he would rather end our relationship tghen deal "with this shit" as he put it. And just like that I wasted another year of my life because before I knew it we had hung up and it was over. You see I have not had the best luck with males, there has been only one guy in my past that did not cheat on me, but he abused me verbally and physically. I never really shared this with anyone and now I am sharing this with all of fubar, sheesh what the hell am I thinking?! I guess I just nee
Think About This.......
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . .
It Never Fails
Everything is going fine today, i woke up in a great mood. Im heading to work at 80 mphs on HWY 225 and bam. My wifes car does a nose dive and parts are flying everywhere. I get the car over to the shoulder. Mind u its rush hour in houston, not good. I see cars behind me swerving behind me, thank God knowone was hit by debree. I get out of my car and see that my tire blow out through my wheelwell and through the fender, taking with it my headlights and wires. My car wont even start...when i see this all i can do is say FUCKKKKK and kick the car. The night is only beginning. The car is still on the side of the highway probally getting broken into. I have a wrecker on the way to pick it up
Happy V-day
I got this from Christine (Cheribaum hugs babe) and I have to share this and I know that the women here will love this and probably use it or have... FLOWERS>>> $20 DINNER>>>>>$70 MOVIES>>>>>$25 DRINKS>>>>$30 HOTEL>>>>>$115-- CHEAP...LOL THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD..........PRICELESS. HAPPY V-DAY
Tag Your It-10 Random Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. I crochet blankets. I collect shot glasses. I love cobalt blue glass. I have plastic holding my eye in place from getting hit in the face with a hockey puck. My favorite movies are Grease, Dirty Dancing, and The Bodyguard. I have 4 nephews named after states, Dakota, Nevada, Montana, and Arizona. I love log cabin style houses. I must have coffee in the morning to function. Sapphires are this girls best friend not diamonds. My middle name is a shortened version of my grandma's. I tag hotmale biker1 dave frostybuds krazy kfcboi
Help My Friend !
Help My Friend ..... BomB His Comments on this pic PLEASE ! ! There is some thing Special In It for YOU ! ;) Help My Friend ! ! ! ! ! ! My Friend is in a picture contest ... I need All Friends Help He needs 50,000 Comments ! ! Please come help Me ! ! ! ! BoMb! That Biznitch THiZZLEz ! ! JUST CLICK PICTURE TO COMMENT ! ! ! ! And Whoever helps me will get My New NSFW that i will be posting if he WINS! ! ! So uhh what are you waiting for ? D V . Just click his pic And help him .... He Needs 50,000 comments as many as you could would be awesome ! Slappy THiZZ
Happy Hour!
These wonderful people helped me earn my happy hour! Go show them some love! And be sure and level those people up TOMORROW NIGHT @ 11pm Fubar Time (that's 1am Saturday, Central) I am pretty sure I have everyone on here, but if for some reason I don't please let me know and I'll add you! First off, my lovely slave. Often stickied my bully and bombed me more then I bombed myself. Hopeless Romantic @ fubar This lovely lady not only stickied many bulletins, she VIP'd me so I stuck out more! ~Mz Attitude~ @ fubar This wonderful daddy helped me stay sticky! CaTDaddy@ fubar Shadow Levelers and Demon Crew ☺Katie☺@ fubar $()TR@ fubar ♪LilBamaGirl♪@ fubar Heretic Goddess@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥♥@ fubar
That's Who I Am
Click the picture to go to the page. 1. My music is my life, more than anything. 2. I've been married and divorced. 3. I'm actually a shy motherfucker. 4. I drink vodka when I'm depressed. 5. I'm addicted to Starbucks' caramel mocchiato. 6. I died in DEC 2006. Can't keep this bastard down! 7. I hate Colorado. Passionately. 8. I've got a hell of a potty mouth. 9. My friends are like family to me. 10. I've got sixteen tattoos, and I'm about to leave so I can go get another one! I'm tagging everyone who reads this motherfucker. -Chappell
added some videos to my stash, check them out let me know what you think
The Mumm Fubar Killed
its mark nsfw content to assure its not violating anything... please go there and sign to make st patricks day an offical holiday it was a mumm but people get mad and got it killed thank you
Live Cam On My Page
Tag You It
1. Even if I dont seem shy, I am 2. I love to flirt 3. I do kickboxing 4. I dont like seafood at all 5. I have a wonderful voice but I have stage fright 6. I am a speed reader, I can read atleast 5 books a day 7. I grew up in a big family 8. I cuss really bad 9. I will tell you the truth even if you dont want to hear it 10. I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME! I am now going to tagg a few other people, please have fun and let me know about you Thank you! slchappell ballsdeep1 proud mommy bova49Bova big poppa j
As the day comes, I prepare myself for yet another gift from God. Yet as I ready my arm to work towards the button holes, with lidocaine, saran wrap. Preparing my flesh for the mechanical vampire, who feeds upon the poison of my blood. For the hungry machine who gives me another day in life, removing the toxins from me. Returning the blood to my flesh, cleaned and fresh, in order to live yet another day. Even tho, I am still new to this, I have learned so much from the others, and God Bless the Techs. For now I feel a purpose again, to be around longer and stronger now then before. Even when I was ready to give up, because of the pain, thanks to my Social Worker, Davita and Friends, I now look forward to sit again 3hrs a day and 3 days a week. I know in the end, that I too will be there if not for Davita, Friends, and my Fiance' and kidney idol,Scott, my life would of came to an end. For I am not as one alone, but Davita, Friends and Scott, we ar
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I can wiggle my ears. 2. I probably spend to much time online. 3. I love to cook. 4. my favorite food is crab legs. 5. I have 3 of the best children in the world. 6. I never finished High School 7. I worry a lot about having mental problems( lol) 8. I've been married for 8 years 9. I have moved so many times in the lat 7 years that I lost count. 10. My family and friends mean the world to me. I tagged Firechief~Mr.Romantic~Always Hope~rob91bob~and badbeats11
Utfra tolkningen av N som mer hatefull enn med et nske om skape noe nytt blir E stende som den interessante av de to. Salome er viktig for N, bde som person og som grunnlag for hans tanker. Problemet er at han lever med den realiteten i en s selvflgelig (og usagt) over/underbygging at han glemmer det viktige. Uten en tro p Gud er filosofien hans umulig. Det han sier i ytterste konsekvens er at han kan leve uten landjorda, at han kan g p skyene. Salome er landjorda og skyene. Zarathustra Hva betyr det? Som sagt betyr det kanskje Sara Hausfrau. Og N mente antagelig moren sin som ved et utroskap medfrte faren og den yngste brorens dd. Men det betyr ogs noe mer. N m ha ansett sitt liv som delagt. Det var ingen hp om et ekteskap tilstede i hans liv. Ikke engang et forhold. Kanskje ikke engang en forelskelse. Og Zarathustra bygger p navnet til filosofen Zoroaster. N forandrer alts sitt eget navn i overenskomst med sin skjebne. Elsk din skjebne. Bli den du er.
Valentine's Day $1,000,000 Challenge
Just 2 hours are left, before the Valentine's Day $1,000,0000 Contest closes. Contest ends at 12 noon est today. We would like to say to the 3 contestants and to their bombing crews, "Thank you for letting this contest be drama free. We hope that everyone has had fun. We just wanted for everyone to have a chance to have fun and a fair, drama-free contest. all have met that challenge and all were winners." Once the contest ends, we will post a bulletin and a blog announcing the end of the contest and the winners. Be on the lookout for another $1,000,000 Contest announcement in the next month. We will be holding another and hope that all contestants will join in that one along with a few more contestants. Again, Thank you all for making this a fun, drama-free contest. You all have been absolutely awesome!! Much Love & Respect, RebelBreed & Rebel Lady Founder & Co-founder of the Confederate Family The Winners of The Valentine's Day $1,000,000
In Loving Memory Of My Dad..
Dad,so many images come to mind whenever I speak your name; It seems without you in my life things have never been the same. What happened to those lazy days when I was just a child; When my life was consumed in you in your love, and in your smile. What happened to all those times when I always looked to you; No matter what happened in my life you could make my gray skies blue. Dad, some days I hear your voice and turn to see your face; Yet in my turning,it seems... the sound has been erased. Dad, who will I turn to for answers when life does not make sense; Who will be there to hold me close when the pieces just don't fit. Dad, if I could turn back time and once more hear your voice; I'd tell you that out of all the dads you would still be my choice. Please always know I love you and no one can take your place; Years may come and go but your memory will never be erased. Today, God, as You are listening in your home above; Would you go and fi
Valentines Day
today is Valentines day. and once again this year im alone and single. yep yepp sucks to be me. normaly on this day i go crazy trying to cope with being alone loveless if u will. because u see im not happy i havent been happy for along time it ties in with the hole not smileing thing i do the reast of the year . now dont get me wrong i have had 1 Valentine maybe 2 not shure cant really remeber . that yeah i was happy. but anymore life just sucks. always alone always feeling like im ready to brake down in tears. but u know what everyone life sucks. so what do i do i think of the very few times i was happy and try to play them over and over again in my head just trying to make it though the day. today of all days is the worst. so please spear me the Valentines day is the day when love rules load of shit anyone who is single can see that today of all days is just a day to sell candy condoms and flowers. nothing more. if it was full of love and shit i would be smileing right know because
The Pending File
This is a list of people coming up. It has been brought to managements attention that because the rules state 2 people a day that some people feel obligated to level people when more is added. This was not the intention so we are making a pending list of people we find and would like to be leveled. Members are more then welcome to rate these people even after the two on the main blog are leveled. Just remember to do it at happy hour this will double your points. ======================================================================================== DJ Reverend @ fubarneeds 29513 with 122 pics and 773 stash Bubba's Girl ~Don't Make Someone a Priority if all you are to them is an Option~@ fubarneeds 24360 with 167 pics and 8 stash...thanx Buck ========================================================================================
Cold N Empty
i feel the pain within my chest of my heart being rippped out agian you see these scars on my heart and body an you know wat they are from they ar e from you my dear everytime you lift me up your right there to slam me right back down into this hell that we both share called life the only differance between you and me is i may be cold and empty but i will never be the same because of what you have done to me. so here i lay agian lieing in this pool of blood withnothing but the momories of what you have done to me and this is why i will forever remain cold and empty but i want you to know that i the love that i had fo r you will never be the same for any other person i will always love even if you think i don't ............
If ya wanna own me ( and all that comes twith the winning bid) go check it out.... MamaBear Owned by and fu-wifey to Superbeast@ fubar while there, go ahead and r/a/f/c her too
Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day Ladies!
I hope you all have a kick ass valentines day. This is my first official day on Fubar and i plan on meeting new people.
Valentine's Day
"Too Late For Love" Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring Darkness settles on the town as the children start to sing The lady 'cross the street she shuts out the night There's a cast of thousands waiting as she turns out the light But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's too late too late, too late Too late for love London boys are staring as the girls go hand in hand With a pocket full of innocence, their entrance is grand And the Queen of the dream stands before them all She stretches out her hand as the curtains start to fall But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's too late too late, too late Too late for love Standing by the trapdoor aware of me and you Are the actor and the clown their waiting for their cue And there's a lady over there she's acting pretty cool But when it comes to playing life she's always playin' the fool But it's too late, too late, too late Too late for love Yes it's
Cup Of Tea
> One day my mother was out > and my dad was in charge of me and my brother > > who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and > > had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among > > other injuries. > > > > Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was > > one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the > > evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I > > brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several > > cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad > > made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because > > it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come > > down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, > > then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reac
Thank You Everyone - Rip Dave Shipp - You Are Loved And Missed
My words can not begin the express the gratitude and love our family has felt during the loss of our close friend Dave Shipp. Everyone on Fubar has been so loving and supportive and I thank you each and everyone. Please continue to keep his family and friends in your prayers. His life on earth ended way to soon and we all love and miss him each and every day. I had a dream he told me to tell everyone to stop crying he was fine, so I am passing that on to everyone....he is fine. I know we will miss him everyday but have so many wonderful memories that will be cherished. Please visit his page if you get a chance and leave a comment, from time to time - I will pass these on to his parents. Thank you each and everyone, I love all my Fubar friends. God Bless you all!!! Big Dave@ fubar Here is the best we thought we could do for him... Hopefully he will see this from Heaven.. and know he is missed and loved very much
Valentines Is
If a man of vision, sees a vision true, should this man tell she who brings him joy anew? If a man of passion, dreams of passions fire, should he tell the one who stokes his true desire? If a man not wealthy, sees a live treasure, should he tell this gift of wealth how his desires endure? If a man of wisdom, knows she's just a dream, should he sleep forever to fulfill his lifes scheme? I had one sweet vision, my passion a treasure true, but in my wisdom darling, I can't tell you, it's you. I opened up your picture, and much to my surprise, I saw you silken hair and then looked into lusterous eyes. The lips I saw were precious, so moist and ruby red, I took in all the charms that were a part of your sweet head. The picture kept on going, and so my eyes did too, and took in what the picture showed, some more of woman, you. Your neck was fine and carried a message I could hear, caress me oh so gentle, and place a kiss right here. The blouse you wore was modest, it's buttons were
A Few Of My Idols
I am currently into Graphic Design, Web Design,and advertising for Musicians. Which means I meet alot of different kinds of people but mostly rock, metal, gothic guitarists, and bands.
Alittle About Me
what's up fubar peeps? well first off i'm 27. i live in waynesboro, ga. i work for the richmond county sheriffs office. yes i love my job so please don't ask me to getyou out of a ticket. won't happen. i like to do photography in my spare time as well as play paintball. i like all kinds of music, but rock takes the cake. so if you'd like to know alittle more then hit me up. thanks for taking the timne to read this and i hope to hear from you soon.
Keepeers Of My Life!
One day a loved one died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the young girl was stuck with a pain of learning that sometime there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes a way. Never to return before we can say good-bye or say " I love you" So while we have it... it's best we love it... and care for it & fix it when it's broken & take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriages... and friendship,.... and children with a bad report cards. And dogs with bad hips. And again parents & grandpaents. We keep them because they are worth it. Because we cherish them! Somethings we keep-- like a best friendwho moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just somethings that makes up happy, No matter what. Life is important, & so we keep them close. I read smoking was bad, I quit smoking, I r
Ok.. To give the background of what sent me to the hospital today... During Mardi Gras week last year, I spent some time in the Lower 9th ward helping with the revitalization and renewal of an area totally decimated by floods and donating the proceeds of my last movie to the Common Ground Collective to support their continuing work in New Orleans. While I was there, I was exposed to black mold, and black mold spores. When I returned home, it was found the mold had done some damage to my lungs. It took over a month before I was able to completely breath clearly again. Now on to what happened today.... I have been working on the continuing rebuild of my house from damages sustained in a hurricane almost 4 years ago, and finally came to the point of sanding drywall in my bedroom... Note.. Drywall dust will mess with your breathing!... Well, after 2 days of sanding, my lungs closed back up as they had from the mold exposure. I woke up this morning, after numerous coughi
Just Stuff I Like!
My Mirror
I Hate Studio 54
Are You
1. Perfect? in my mind maybe 2. Tall? to a midget i am tall 3. In your pajamas? work 4. Left handed? no LAST: 1. Friend you saw: bobbie 2. Talked to on the phone: my son 3. Person to text you: jason 4. Was today better than yesterday? much FAVORITES: 1. Number: 3 2. Color(s): BLACK, PINK 3. Food: MEXICAN TEN EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? YES 2. Are you happy? i'm good thanks 3. Are you sad? not as sad as yesterday 4. Are you bored? A LITTLE... 6. Are you nervous? NAH 7. Are you single? VERY 8. Are you tired? not at the moment 001. Real name? tania denise... 002. Nick name? tart 03. Eye color? hazel...but changes with whatever i wear 004. Zodiac sign? taurus 005. Male or female? FEMALE 007. Crushing? just a little- 009. Smart? OMG...very 010. Hair color? red 011. Long or short? long 013. Sweats or Jeans? JEANS 014. Phone or Camera? BOTH 015. Health freak? NOPE 020. Tattoos: 3 021. Righty or lefty? didn't i already ans
My 1st Flying Lesson
I got to take my first flying lesson today. It was so exiting. I had so much fun. I got to help with the take off and I got to fly for an hour. The instructor let me take over the controls completely once we were in the air. If i decide to get my license this will count towards my time. I only need 39 more hours. We flew over downtown Columbus, well, we actually flew around downtown twice. We were only 2,000 ft up when we went around downtown. I seen my house. We were 6,500 ft above sea level most of the time. He explained everything about all of the controls and everything. At times it was like we wasn't even moving. Everything was so beautiful. It was 1,000% better than driving a car. I am hooked. I can't wait till I can go up again. I would tell you what kind of plane I flew but I was so excited I can't remember. I will have pictures of it very soon. I was kinda nervous when i first got into the seat, but after we started moving and we got up into the air, everything was just perfe
Sorry to all of you who've stopped by and haven't heard from me. I only get on occasionally, and I have yet to figure this place out. LOL... Not the most (virtual)socially inept person you'll ever meet, but I'm sure I run a close second. If you have any suggestions to make this easier, please poor them on me! And thank you for the compliments! Hope everyone has a wonderful Valentines day!
Too Bad To Be Good
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Joke Blog
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy. The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many years because of a new technique he used. After the operation the doc told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed to keep her fresh young look. The woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she noticed bags under her eyes. Furiously she stormed into the doctor's office demanding to know why there where bags under her eyes. The doctor replied, "Lady those aren't bags, they're your tits, and if you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!" A guy walks into a bar with a frog. He sits next to this real attractive lady, places the frog up on the counter, and orders a drink.The lady says "that's a disgusting looking frog you got there."
Hey just a quick note to let all my friends that I will be gone from the 18th through the 22nd of Feburary. I am flying my special someone to Reno for Valentines day. Hope you all dont forget me while I am gone.
why do people seem interested in a person and the next they could careless why do people alwasys seem to forcus more on someone that has money and not waht they could really give that would matter more why do people talk with a fork tongue why do people never seem interested in a nice guy that would treat them right and would lvoe them for them rather then someone that would ether hit them or abuse them why do people still love there god damn exs for when you no you cant have them will you can but ur life would be laot wose why do people have so many emotions going thu them and its so hard to control them why do people say iam glad ur my friend but yet they wont talk to you why do people alwasys sem to think ur out to get more points when in reatlity you dont give a fuck abount them why do people alwasys seem to be out for soemone with looks rather then go for them for the right reasons why do they lie abount haveing a bf/gf rather then saying iam taken o
Valentines Day
fucking valentines day can eat shit...what has this day brought to offer me but being hurt over and over again, by different people!! i can't be with the love of my life, cause he left me months ago, only to mind fuck me for the past 3 months, thinking we can get back together, with i love you's still, to go ahead and fuck me over, telling me it will never happen again!! oh, and wait, the one guy that i thought was totally cool, and liked, well i had to end a friendship with him to protect myself, and to protect him, cause i wanted to get close, but it couldn't happen, so, again, i get fucked!!!!! then, to find out this afternoon that my best friend lost his job, oh yeah, valentines day can kiss my fucking ass... so if you want to give in to this fucking piece of shit cooperate holiday, be my guest you stupid pieces of shit, go blow the money, and make everyone else richer!!!! Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics
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Valentines Day
1. Are you single or taken? ---yah like Im single! He he he 2. Do you like chocolate or flowers better? how about jewelry! I settle for flowers but I want the GEMS! 3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day? *not this year, I have to work all day and then go sit and listen to a lecture, maybe after hours Ill get something special! 4. Do you like anyone? of course I do, dont you 5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines? yes and I remember what happened that night at dinner..waiter sucked, got free drinks and the food wasnt so yummy. 6. What would be your dream Valentines date? *well lets see, arriving at work, having my lover waiting for me at the security entrance (since they cant get in) then they tell me I am not aloud to go to work and tell me to call my boss and explain the situation, then they take me to the car and drive me to the hot springs were I get made loved to all day long and at night more more morewith lots of jewels and
My Poetry
This poem I did with a starter line: "My life's calling, setting fires" By: Deborah Digges The rest is all my imagination... My Life's calling, setting fires. Drifting up like blazing tires. Sending me to places, I haven't begun to embrace yet. Letting me soar like the wings of a dove. To my dreams which have come above, the life I am now living. To see how much I have been forgiving. For my life's work, Not giving onto liars. My life's calling, setting fires. During vacation on a beautiful day Listening to birds sing with kids splashing water down the creek Hearing the sounds of whispers from the breeze, Not a cloud in the sky I felt the power through the rocks, See the water glistening from the trees, The feeling of oneness of nature, was all around you. Love, happiness, and joy all combined as one That's the way I felt, my first time in Sedona. Mom with her boyfriend, laughing and sun tanning, Tina, Liz, Melissa, and I,
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Happy Valentine's Day
okies I am soooo hurt... why do peeps make others think they love them and care so much for them ... and then that person finds out that person they thought loved and cared for them is really usin them or leadin them on when they really are doing same thing more less with another .... like makin plans to be with her/him as well????
Psycho's Asylum
I spent all day yesterday with my in-laws.we went there for my 2 yr old to have fun and spend easter with his family. well at this family get together there was like 16 adults, 2 2yr olds, and a newborn. well i got to watch everyone treat my 2 yr old like he wasn't good enough for them. they sat there all day and praised the other child and almost totally ignored my son. he sat and said his ABC's in front of them and all they did was ignore him and talk about the other child. during the easter egg hunt the other child had 10 ppl helping him search for eggs but when me and my husband tried to help our lil one look we were told to let him do it on his own. they let the lil boy push and hit my son but if my son fights back they yell at him. and it makes me so pissed that "family" treated my son this way. I just can't understand why they feel the urge to treat my baby that way.
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lol ok so he tells me ma mams family from scotland ! and proud of it ! he allso tells me! ma da's fam from ulster lol and is sooo aparentley he tells me this combination makes him ! british pure bred lol ummm does this pic look fimillar? but no matter how u look at it hes an awsome dj come on in and meet DJ!
This Life Of Mine 23
Happy Valentines Day everyone! I hope you all have someone to cuddle up to tonight or at least a stuffed teddy bear. I usually don't care too much about this day. But being on Fubar has made me realize how many people that don't have a valentine and it made me appreciate mine even more! I would rather receive chocolate over roses. Or pink roses over red. I am not into tradition. Surprises me on a Tuesday when it is raining instead of doing something you are supposed because it is a Holiday. I did get up this morning and find my card in front of the espresso machine. Apparently he knows that is a place I go to first when I wake up. I wonder why? lol It was really cute this morning. My son Anthony (the 15 yr. old) got up with his Dad and they went to the store so they could buy cards. He bought one for his girlfriend. Then he was all ready for school early! He also was dressed in a nice shirt with a collar, something he hasn't done in a long time! I was impresse
Positive Affirmations
May I be no one's enemy and may I be the friend of that which is eternal and abides. May I wish for every person's happiness and envy none. May I never rejoice in the ill fortune of one who has wronged me. May I, to the extent of my power, give needful help to all who are in want. May I never fail a friend. May I respect myself. May I always keep tame that which rages within me. May I accustom myself to be gentle and never be angry with others because of circumstances. May I know good people and follow in their footsteps. For more information on his works, I suggest you check out wikipedia and the references as this is a passage out of my UU hymnal and thought it a great affirmation in living life - no matter what path one follows. I invoke the presence of the Sacred, the presence of the Divine. I invoke the power of the Chakras, the Sacraments and the Tree of Life. Awaken and be active with me. Divine Spirit, bring me into union with you. Remove the o
Love Of My Life
I Will Miss You
I'm Up For Auction Come Own Me
Im Here For You!
Hey all i know sometimes life can get us down and sometimes life is such a drag but know im always here if you need someone to talk to or just someone to listen and if im not online leave me a msg and i'll get in contact with you asap.... I have an ear to listen just have to choose to use it.
Okie Dictionary *the Worlds Most Unique Language Defined) Idioms - Phrases N Superstitions.
OKIE DICTIONARY *the worlds most unique language defined) IDIOMS - PHRASES N SUPERSTITIONS. "We know our native tongue ain't quite up to snuff English, but it shore is handy." The Plan Of The Okie Dictionary. This bit of information is intended to server and assist newcomers and visitors to our Great State -- Oklahoma, And to preserve a unique piece of Amercianism. Also, it is our desire to provide the working press and all the "mogulls" in Washington with a copy of this lexicon, so when our Great Statesman take the floor of Congress to expound our political philosophies, we want the entire country to understand, that all we want is to live, let live and our share of the pork barrel. We have our own language which is peculiar to our state. Our vocabulary is not a conglomeration of regionalism sland. Each word has a meaning and purpose, usually picturing action - a story of something happening and moving. Noah Webster *For Damn Sure* wasn't consulted when our langu
V Day Blues
So i guess its totally true... as much as i try to not believe it. Kindness gets you nowhere..Some ppl in this crazy uncivilized world have huge hearts and would give the world to the one they love even if they dont have it to give. But its a shitty thing that it cant be given back in return, or even appreciated. Then you sit back and think why is this world so unforgiving and mean... because the ppl with these huge hearts give and give... only to realize one day it does no good any fucking way.. So why try, and slowly become cold hearted. I asked a friend last night... Would u rather have a not so pretty girl that will love you no matter what ur flaws or a hottie that will break your heart eventually? His reply is "i dont know." it was a stupid question to ask already knowing what the answer would be but hoping for the more reasonable answer. its funny how one day the love is there and then the next they call u there bestfriend. Amazing how things can change in the blink of an eye. I
Happy Valentine's Day
happy Valentine's Day everyone
Tag Your It.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I like to do crafts 2.Smoke to much 3.Love the snow 4.I love my kid's 5.I love my grandkid's 6. I love my sister' 7.Like to ride horses 8.Love to rode 9. Love jewlwry lots a bling 10. I love animals 1. Crewser 2.Ashes 3. Tipiboy 4.rdrokit 5.Silentbob
The Lupercalia was a very ancient, Etruscan pastoral festival adopted by the Romans, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. The Lupercalia was believed in antiquity to have some connection with the Ancient Greek festival of the Arcadian Lycaea (from Ancient Greek: λύκος lykos, "wolf", Latin lupus) and the worship of Lycaean Pan, the Greek equivalent to Faunus, as instituted by Evander. The Lupercalia festival was in honor of the She-Wolf who suckled the infant orphans, Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. Explaining the name of the festival, Lupercalia, which translates out into "Wolf Festival." The festival was celebrated near the cave of Lupercal on the Palatine (where Rome was founded, see Livy, Book I), to expiate and purify new life in the Spring. The Lupercal cave, which had fallen into a state of decay, was rebuilt by Augustus; the celebration of the festival had bee
The Woman's Code
The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men. Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive. Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job. When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out. The negative effects of cheese puffs and chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream are offset by the positive effects of diet soda. Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale. You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.) The Patricia Principle: The more you've been trying to attract the attention of a particular man, the more likely it is that you'll run into him when you're sweaty, short of sleep, without makeup, wearing house-painting clothes, with your hair in a bandana. The b
Happy Valentines Day
Theres no way I can make it to everyones pages to wish them a happy valentines day so thought I would say it here I hope you all have a happy valentines day and i love ya'll! xoxo
Trying Something
Valentine's Day Love? (sighs) Hope you're all having a good one :] xxxxx Anyone going to buy me a drink? :[ I need a few xxx
Too Much To Ask?
Laying in bed on my stomach, snuggled up with a pillow. My hair drapped down the side of me. I awaken to your soft lips kissing up my bare back. I get goosebumps from how aroused I am. I turn on my side to give your hands access to my breasts. Kissing my neck you fondel my breast. I push my ass back into you to let you know I want you. Your hand wanders down to my panties. Alittle rubbing and then your hand sneaks in to find me very warm and welcoming. You can't resist.. You position me on my back and make your way in between my legs. Telling me you want a taste! OMG I cant control myself now. Your tongue is so soft and warm I get off way to fast. You tell me now you can go back to sleep baby!.. A kiss on the lips seals the deal!.. and alittle "That was all for you baby".........and then I drift back to sleep! *yea right like that would really happen..all though I can fantasize right!!!!!!!!!
Profound Thoughts
you make me smile, you make me mad, you make me laugh, you make me drink, you make me sing, you make me care, you make me late, you make me better, you make me cry, you make me swear, you make me feel shiney and new, you make me dance, you make me carefree, you make me sleepless, you make me hopeful, you make me dream, you make me healthy, you make me happy, you are my friend. thank you "Be the change you want to see in the world." -- Ghandi yes this is about you... as Bilbo Baggins said "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Ok folks, i don't know how many of you actually pay attention to blogs, but i am fixing to find out. Back in the middle of November my wife (which is manic and bi-polar) moved out with all her stuff in tow to our other home and told me she wanted a divorce. A divorce which was long over due and i am giving that to her and all the sudden out of the clear blue she decides to contest it. I am a disabled veteran, a little info on that i have 6 disks in my lower lumbar that are either gone, going, or trying to go. Along with that the main trunk nerve going out of my spinal column on the left side is 50% severed so i am lucky to be walking. On top of all of it, with my last check up with the VA i now have Type II hypertension, and they suspect an enlarged heart as well. I have lived a hard life. Have lived a rough life, but i would not change any of it including my time in the service. What i would appreciate are your thoughts every once in a while if you are not religious, and
Is Love Real....or A Myth......?
Indiana Jones Teaser
Enjoy and happy Valentine's day
Just A Reminder
On Valentines Day when you feel like things are astray, Just think of it as your heart has gone to a love buffet. Its not about being single or being taken, Its about being embraced by your friends and letting your heart be shaken. Remember the laughter and the fun that you share, Today should not out shine the rest or even compare. Its a day to be silly and fun loving too, Its a day that you hear a lot of I love yous. So try not to hate it as much as you can, And maybe you will even find that woman or man. Its all in perspective as you well know, so pick yourself up and bask in the glow. Today will be gone soon and Cupid as well Then to think there are 364 days left to make sure you embrace your friends for a spell. Today just reminds us that it doesn't take that long to show that you care, For the person you think of might not be aware. For I wish you a sweet day and hope that your embraced by true friends that adore you, For this you should never ignore and who kno
Happy Valentines Day!
ok, I am alone this valentines day, but now I know what it feels like cause I've had someone alost every valentines day predating this one. But I've already gotton valentines day gifts from people so I'm straight, lmao. well hope everyone else's valentines day is great too
Finally Single
i am finally single and im moving back to NY hoping to start fresh and hoping to meet new ppl that i can hangout with and get to know if u want to know more send me a message.... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ya'll!!! hope u have a great day
My Best Freind
ever have one of those moments where you think you are dreaming. seems everything is going right and your are afraid someone will wake you up. my problem is i want someone to wake me up cause i think im living in a nightmare. seems nothing is going right and its hard to fing things to be thankful for. i have a couple of friends who i know love me (you know who you are) but they are almost on the other side of the country so i never get to see them. i have my mom who i love very much. dont get me wrong i am greatfull for these people but its hard to think that its enough. i fell in love with someone years ago. i honestly cannot see my life without him, but i guess he doesnt feel the same way. its hard to handle. i met someone recently who i thought i could spend some time with. then he tells me he is getting married. all of my friends are married. sometimes i wonder if something like that will ever happen for me. or is it really just a fairy tale? i have lived my life a certain way for
School Excuses From Parents
Aces Up Staff Meeting
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Will You Give This To My Daddy?
I got this in an email from a friend serving in Iraq, I thought this email was pretty cool and I'm sharing it with ya'll As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are p utting thei
Ok, here is a quick update. For those of you who don't know. I am going to school to get my funeral directors license, then I will follow that with my embalmers license. I work 2 jobs also, part time at the funeral home, and a customer service job. Basically I take orders from home for infomercials. The funeral home I work at is very small. Just the Funeral director/embalmer and me. Often it is very slow for weeks at an end. So normally I have plenty of time for my other job, school and being on Fubar. Well things are starting to get busy. increased work load at school. Paperwork to get my license. and of course it is tax time. and I am 1099 on all my jobs so a lot of tax paperwork to do there. Well guess what, It has gotten busy at the funeral home. Since it looks like I have a break today at the funeral home. I am blowing off my other job today. and going to focus on my homework and try to get ahead of the schedule again. So while you see me logged in here. I most likely wo
Cheap Tomatoes
CHEAP TOMATOES? "As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of: I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels. Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens , Huntington Park , etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools. Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK) I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or
To All My Divas! Love Ya Sistas!
Hello to all of you! I am wanting to wish each and every one of you a very special V-Day. Although there are many people out there who have given up on love and this is just another day to them, I would personally like to wish those people an even Happier Valentine's Day! You R SPECIAL 2 ME! I could've, should've, would've given up on love at this time too! I am going through a divorce and what do I have 2 celebrate this Cupid's Day? Nada. But I have 2 beautiful children to whom I gave my valentine's to. They are what matters most to me. Even though I don't have an adult valentine to share my romance with, I can turn all my attention to my lovely children, and that's what I have done. There are many things to love today. I love my family, my good health, my God, and I am truly blessed. So on this Valentine's Day, I challenge you to think of things to be thankful for. Even if there is no one to share it with, count your blessings every day that you are alive and well. Or
A Valentine is nothing like A chocolate or a rose. For in a week these shall be gone, But Valentines remain. If love were always sweet to tongue Or fragrant to the nose, Each day would be like Valentine's, And we would go insane. A Valentine just hangs around Waiting to be kissed Long after special days have passed And every days are here. So one is wise to choose one well And chocolates to resist. For in the midst of mania It's nice to have one near. Be my Valentine, my love, As I will be for you, And we will love the whole day long, And love our whole lives through. For love has no parameters And does not end with time, But is the gift of paradise, A pinch of the sublime. So let us take this holiday To resubmit our love To those within that know no sin And with the angels move.

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Catching Pigs
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down o
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How Im Spending My Valentines Day
Turn down your dimmers, this is not for beginners I know...I stole that line from my nigga, jigga In room 112 where all the players dwell Sip the cold brew tell me how you do it well Before you come out your panties lets discuss how smart You put the red slick scarf over the lamp, to play the part Red light tonight honey dont worry about your spouse I dont know a thing beauty, do me good like whinehouse I dont care about tomorrow as long as tonights the night You can call me baby face and we whipappeal thats right So, if youre gonna turn off the lights, lets make one thing understood If you want me money, baby girl you better stroke me good And I know this is never thee appropriate time But for just for one night could you say that youre mine As we slept the night away til the morning comes Last night I was your only one
Fam Valentine Day
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Cupid's Arrow Video
My mom would have turned 63 today, she passed away from breast cancer when she was 43. I miss her like it was yesterday, if anyone thinks i have no heart then what are these tears from? Get checked out on a normal bases and don't put if off. Miss you mom.
Hatred is a bitter, damaging emotion. It winds itself through the blood, infecting its host and driving it foreward without any reason. Its view is jaundiced and it skews even the clearest of eyesights. Sacrifice is noble and tender. It's the action of a host who values others above himself. Sacrifice is bought through love and decency. It is truly heroic. Vengeance is an act of violence. It allows those who have been wronged to take back some of what was lost to them. Unlike sacrifice, it gives back to the one who practices it. Love is decietful and sublime. In its truest form, it brings out the best in all beings. At its worst, it's a tool used to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enough to hold it. Don't be stupid. Sacrifice is for the weak. Hatred corrupt. Love destroys. Vengence is the gift of the strong. Move foreward, not with hatred, not with love. Move foreward with purpose. Take back what was stolen. make those who laughed at your pain pay. Not
Thank You All So Much
Want to say thank you to all the Great friends that came out to help me win my Spotlight...all of you Rock....Everyone go and show them all some mad love please... SPIKE@ fubar Dream The Ice Queen@ fubar Domking123 Fu Owned By Onesxybrat & Pita Bunny . ***Member of the Confedrate Family***@ fubar ۞CuTiE@ fubar I Zombie@ fubar mischief and mayhem@ fubar ߮d d Ǯ冺 Fb Hbb wHʮ ۞@ fubar DJ BARTAB BLACK DIAMOND DJ AKA THE DRUNKENMONKEY FUENGAGED AND RL/BF TO DJ KRAZYCHICK HONORARY DB@ fubar Perky ♥ Mr.D Owned by Mikey@ fubar ♪LilBamaGirl♪~Shadow Leveler~Taken By BamasKeeper~Fu-Owned By Gary
I Woke Up This Morning
I'm a bad boy in need of an even badder girl today - any takers?
Valentines Day
Baby News!
I don't know how some will feel about this but I am really excited yet a little scared about my Husband coming home.I mean I am sure he is still the man I fell in love with but you know they say they change when they have been overseas.And I can tell in his voice that he has somewhat but I am just a little worried about how much he actually has changed and if its good or bad.He will have been gone 9 months when he comes back for his R&R.Thank God though it wasn't the whole year like first talked about.We plan on having our bigger wedding when he is home this time.My brother is said that whatever he acts like remember he went through alot over there and there just things he can't tell me or just isn't ready to tell me and that I need to understand that he is probably just as scared coming home and not knowing everything thats happened while he has been gone.But either way EXCITEMENT and just a little scared but if we weren't meant to be then we wouldn't have gotten through all the strug
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For every girl who is tired of acting weak when she is strong, there is a boy tired of appearing strong when he feels vulnerable. For every boy who is burdened with the constant expectation of knowing everything, there is a girl tired of people not trusting her intelligence. For every girl who is tired of being called over-sensitive, there is a boy who fears to be gentle, to weep. For every boy for whom competition is the only way to prove his masculinity, there is a girl who is called unfeminine when she competes. For every girl who throws out her E-Z-bake oven, there is a boy who wishes to find one. For every boy struggling not to let advertising dictate his desires, there is a girl facing the ad industry's attacks on her self-esteem. For everygirl who takes a step towards her liberation, there is a boy who finds the way to freedom a little easier. author unknown
Happy Valentine's Day
I made this, why I dont know, but I did! I guess the very last pic in the video is the one that bothers me the most! :( How can it possibly hurt so bad to love some one, but yet hurt even worse to walk away from them?
Just Stuff
you get to ask me 10 questions no matter what they are this is your only chance no matter if there dirty naughty etc last chance dont be scared 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person that wants to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to be mine? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair:
How I Feel
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows Harsh words & violent blowsHidden secrets nobody knowsEyes are open, hands are fistedDeep inside I'm warped & twistedSo many tricks & so many liesToo many whens & too many whysNobody's special, nobody's giftedI'm just me, warped & twistedSleeping awake & choking on a dreamListening loudly to a silent screamCall my mind, the number's unlistedLost in someone so warped & twistedOn my knees, alive but deadLook at the invisible blood I've bledI'm not gone, my mind has driftedDon't expect much, I'm warped & twistedBurnt out, wasted, empty, & hollowToday's just yesterday's tomorrowThe sun died out, the ashes siftedI'm still here, warped & twisted Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and on
Letting Go
How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May God's best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way.
Missing My Bff
Hi All My Name Is Rebecca I have not been on her long but the people seem nice but the one thing right now is I miss my Bff She is going through a hard time right now and I pushed her to do this and I was put in a spot that I didn't like at all. She needed the help and iam glad I gave it to her and things but if some one wold have told me that she would be not wanting to talk to me right now I would have not done it. She told me that she would forgive me and I was told to give her space right now and Iam not go at that I want her to talk to me and she will not right now I want her to get better and things but I don't like that she is hurting and she will not let me in
Living W/o You
Month One Mommy I am only 4 inches long but i have all my organs. Ilove the sound of your voice. the sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definetly tell I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home. Its so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine. but I will have alot of it. Ispend a lot of time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and strech my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today mommy he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. Iam a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mom
Zen Masters The Way I See It! Lol
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE* I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take init iative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to star
Confessions Of A Broken Heart
Pain... Tension... Fatigue... Depression... Anger, Aggression, Frustration. All these unwanted sensations - Burning, hurting, tearing. My heart alone, cold and fearing. Why won't you let me sleep, let me rest, Let me forget To eradicate, eliminate, destroy all my regrets? These memories inside, swirling, twirling, unwilling to reside in the corner of my mind. Repeating, resisting, insisting - Refusing to be denied its recognition Of its position in my Frustration, Confusion, Delusion. Ah, to close my eyes and let time fly by, Because there's so much to gain By forgetting these dreams driving me insane. Unfocused, unclear, out of control, My world spinning, spinning, spinning, My sanity flying through the door. My reason, my logic, oh, it's tragic, Like fine sands running through my hands, I'm losing my mind.
In all honesty I do this with laziness, in the midst of this Valentines craziness. To many posts I'de have to make, to many friends my heart to take. No candy, no flowers no cards to do, my simple thoughts I give to all of you. A wish of happiness I bring to you all, even after the sun from this day dims and falls. Happy Valentines Day I say to all my friends, now this rhyme will come to an end.
Will You Marry Me?
18 Years Show Him Some Love
meet dholtstingray he is a great guy to have as a friend we have been married for 18 years on the 18th so go show him some love rate fan and add if u want thanks beeholt DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.@ fubar
Most of us have experienced a lost friendship or a broken relationship at some point in our lives. While there is an undeniable sadness to this type of loss, it also gives us reason to pause and reflect on how we handle ourselves in the midst of breaking up or breaking away. The emotions that run through our minds and our hearts. We run through the whole gamut(complete range or extent)of emotions: Denial, hurt, anger, betrayal, and so on. We might have thoughts of revenge, of in some way getting back at our former friend, partner, or loved one. These emotions just consume us to the point where we can't function as we normally do. We do stupid things. We drag third parties into the fight. We lay blame. We become indignant: it's all his/her fault. Like there's a hero and a villain, a good guy and a bad guy...just like in the movies. Does this way of thinking justify our loss? Does it make us feel better about ourselves? Are these negative emotions in any way healthy? Or i
Valentines Day
For You Few have ever been able to do what you do Or has ever come as close to my soul as you Remarkable how much you have captured my heart Vast lays the ebullience that you have brought into me Another time another place only holds weight in unknown dreams Leaving life and love to flow in harmony from the path that we have taken Emotions gain strength forming a connection in our unchallenged union Negating all unwanted aspects that know not who, and what we are Times slow music has taught us the things that time wishes to teach Inviting us to grow stronger together in the lover's song that we share No syncopative note would ever change the strength of the bond that is welcomed Enveloping our heart with each natural cord that is strummed Silent will lay this beating heart that knows only your touch Dreaming of tomorrow when your hands are once again placed upon my chest And I will run to you while standing still thru spirit, heart, and mind You are fo
Funny Facts
These are actual excuse notes from parents, with the actual spelling. 1 My son is under a doctor's care and shouldn't take PE today. Please execute him 2 Diane was late on Wednesday. She fell asleep on the bus and was taken back to the bus yard. 3 Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrheea and his boots leak. 4 Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, so I had her shot. 5 Please excuse little Jimmy from missing school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the Doctor 6 Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 7 Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school was. 8 Please excuse my son. He will be out next week slaughtering goats for his manhood ritual. Thank you! 9 The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be vapo
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Off The Wall Stuff
You Are 64% Happy You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world. Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up. How Happy Are You?
Help My Friend Scotty
please get a life! LIVE FOR THE MOMENT....AND FOR FRIENDS!
Somewhere To Come With My Thoughts
Monday, February 18 This is a transition day when it is hard to get much done as communicator Mercury ends its retrograde phase. It may take a few days to untangle misunderstandings and to tie up loose ends, but we are ready to move forward again, having fought against a cosmic undertow since last November. Additionally, the Moon enters lively Leo at 1:51 pm EST, enabling us to express our needs, which we may have been keeping quietly to ourselves for the last few days.Aries You might feel more optimistic, but nothing necessarily happens now to support your belief that things are getting better. Nevertheless, your positive attitude can be exactly the catalyst that you need to shift your life into the next gear. Don't be afraid to plan for the future; you'll be there sooner than you think. Taurus You could spend much of this week solving problems that developed over the last couple of weeks. Your frustration begins to dissipate as your efforts quickly reap the desired results, y
Shout Box
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I Would Write You A Love Letter !!
i would write you a love letter, but there's not enough paper to write down everything wonderful about you the way you laugh, talk, and kiss the way you do those little things that makes me so crazy about you . i would write you a love letter, but there aren't enough pencils or pens or ink to put down how you make me feel how you make my heart beat faster and my breath catches when ever were close, how you stay with me like a love song i cant get out of my head i would write you a love letter but there aren't enough hours or days or lifetimes to describe all you mean to me the way you've changed my world and made me dream things i never dared to dream before i would write you a love letter but i cant. i love you to much ...
Sad Valentine
Sorry Everyone I Have To Go!
i just found out i was accepted for an extreamly high profile postion in my community. sadly i really should deleat my account and move on now. thank you, everyone for the fun!
2-14-08 Thursday, ~6:50am~ Unusally I am in a really good mood today. the day has showen to have its complactions but its still a really good day. I am sure I owe alot of my happiness to my wonderfull and beautiful girlfriend to wich I will be getting married to come here soon! :D I really don't have nothing else to say about it I love her so vary much! lol this is probly one of the more wierd entrys I will put in here but it isnt to offten i have felt this happy even when she make me happy there has always been something to distroy it later on but right now the complacations arnt even bothering me! Dear reader This is to be the first entry made public for all to see. Why I feel like sharing my business with every one? Who the fuck knows. But if you really want to sit there and read it who amm I to stop you, unless there is something I dont want you to know of course but I am a open kind of guy so there shouldnt be to much that is held back. Viewer beware this is being written
Zowwie's News
What could I possibly tell you about me, That you could not learn from just talking to me? People tell me that I'm too caring and now as I get older I understand what they are talking about. I always lived my life for other people and now I'm just beginning to live my life for me. Don't get me wrong I still would do anything for the people that I love but it's time to put me first which I have never done until now. I'm also now learning not to be so guarded all of the time I always put a wall up to protect me, letting someone in my life is a scary thought because I'm scared of getting hurt. I'm learning to let my guard down more because I realize it's better to be loved then not at all. You can live your entire life without anyone truly knowing the real you. I think it would be a great gift in life to have someone know you for who you are inside and out. Someone who knows all of your flaws but loves you anyway. In life we are so often misunderstood!
What Is Nsfw?
what is nsfw. I have heard so many people try to tell me what nsfw means. But never the same thing. if any one can show me what it means that would be great. I will give love and rate/add/fan and show lotsa love to you if you could. much abiged
The True Meaning Of Love
Love is patient and kind it is not jealous and boastful Love behaves in a courteous manner thinks of others before thinking of their self. Love bears all things continues to believe the best in everything and gives power to endure anything... Love never becomes absolute nor comes to an end...
Random Songs
I see you standing here But you're so far away Starving for your attention You don't even know my name You're going through so much But I know that I could be the one to hold you [Chorus:] Every single day I find it hard to say I could be yours alone You will see someday That all along the way I was yours to hold I was yours to hold I see you walking by Your hair always hiding your face I wonder why you've been hurting I wish I had some way to say You're going through so much Don't you know that I will be the one to hold you [Bridge:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach You should know I'm ready when you're ready for me And I'm waiting for the right time For the day I catch your eye To let you know That I'm yours to hold [Altro:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach I'm ready when you're ready for me I need a beginning again I want to feel how I used to feel When everything was in the palm of my hand And you were here with me,
About Me
OK I really don't like to do these about me things because 95% of the time no one reads it anyway BUT...I am going to put something you should know about me. I am 100% real I don't like games I HATE liars, I am who I am if you like me you'll grow to love me if not then guess you're gonna hate me because I don't make apologies for who I am. I am very honest and loyal to my friends, you r/f/a me great I'll do my best to return all love given me, but I'm only one person and can only do so much. Some guy got mad because I only rated one of his photos when he rated like 8 of mine. I do my best to return the same amount of love or more that is shown to but sometimes I am busy and just don't have the time to do it all. Anyway he got an attitude about blocked came back on a bogus name and rated me and a couple of my photos 2,3,4 wow that hurt...NOT I still got points & I posted a bulletin letting my friends know so they wouldn't have to deal with his stupidity. This is a website it's
♥ Simply Me ♥
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My eyes change color - Blue, Green, to Gray 2. I can't touch raw hamburg... yuck! *gags me* 3. I am a neat freak 4. I can't get into a wrinkled bed - 5. I fall for people to quickly 6. I am ultra sensitive 7. I love to chase rainbows =D 8. I am truly a dork... lol but an extremely intelligent one 9. I love to be humored 10. I love surprises... People I'd like to tag: "NYNGWIFEY" "Alfa Male" "Dawn Marie" "The Stutter" "Northy"
Hh Giveaway
I needed 60000 comments to win my first HH and i am now at 43000 i'm on everyday and as i am out of comments i give rates bak to all my great helpers (ty again to all of them) I'm going now to holyday's house for a few from to morrow till sunday 25 of february and i've no internet there so yu will not see me since about one week on fubar. I give yu the link to my giveaway, perhaps it will be done when i will be back ? I wish yu all agreat Valentine's Day
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"tears Dry Slow"
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Valentines Day
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I Miss You
As i sit and watch the snow fall. Like tears from heaven. Softly kissing the ground like a new lovers embrace. A silence trickles over the land . Thoughts of you fill my troubled head. I recall your gental caress. I close my eyes and remember the smell of your sweet perfume. As the first tear slides down my cheek i feel your gental kiss. The second tear rolls down my face and i feel your warm tender embrace. I open my eyes and i watch a million birds take flight and i hear your name softly spoken on the wind. The third tear wells up in my eye as it's wisked away with the wind and i know your here with me
Another Day... Or Will It Be...
For All My Friends And Family
Hahaha lmao Happy Valentines to you all! I love you all..xoxoxo
Taker N Angel 42069
from: taker42069 date: 2008-02-05 11:33:47 subject: RE: busted read receipt: No replied: No block user what ever dude you went onto one of my profiles and fuckin found out info about me and who i have been talking to which really is none of your fuckin business thats pretty fuckin stalkerific...why look for companionship elsewhere, because I CANT TRUST YOU you are a worthless lying bitch who cant fucking be a good mother or a good wife...Leslie I dont want to be with you, i dont want to go to marriage counseling with you, i dont need to do that shit, u are never going to change, you may change for like a month or so but then you are goin to revert back to your worthles controlling bitchy fucking worthless self and i am not going to deal with that shit for the rest of my life...GET IT THROUGH YOU THICK FUCKING SKULL LESLIE THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND< YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME EXCEPT MY SOON TO BE EX-WIFE GET THAT SHIT STRAIGHT RIGHT you can wait until h
If A Man Wants You,
pretty funny i was just talking to someone about this whole thing today...then i got this in my e-mail: If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend . Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of differe
Reverse Funnel System
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I AM A HOE IN THE PIMPS AND HOES AUCTION!! PLEASE RATE THIS PICTURE!! I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU 1,000 FUBUCKS FOR IT AND RATE YOU AN 11 AND YOUR DISPLAY PICTURE ALSO!! JUST FOR 2 CLICKS! 1 CLICK TO GET TO THE PICTURE ( CLICK PICTURE BELOW) AND ONE CLICK 2 RATE!! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO, YOU CAN BID ON ME, BUT I'LL BE HAPPY WITH JUST A RATE Beat aka rate my auction pic plz That would be highly appreciated if you msg me and tell me you did I'll send a couple 11's your way =) So I had spot light + auto 11s and he comes on and rates my stuff then after a while sends me a drinking says that he wont rate more unless i rate him well, I was busy R/F/A those that did the same and was going to go show the heavy hitters love afterwards I told him this and he still kept doubting me So I said we will see sure enough the next day after all the A/R/F was done I went to his page and rated him a few 11's
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I have learned from recent events that something so precious can be broken, ran away, or forgotten. Since I was little I was a tool torn between two parents fighting each other. I was always in the shadows to those around me. My words and thoughts were never listened to, but yet completely ignored and thrown in the wind. As I grew older, things never changed: family fighting got worse, and "friends" did their fair share. Counting everything since I was 8 yrs. old; I have been used, beaten, sexually abused, and lets not forget the most harmful..mentally stabbed. Yeah, it was not easy..but I am here..staying strong and living each day. And not till recently did I feel alive. I can not say I did not have a few good times between those painful experiences..but they never lasted long enough to forget the pain. Revenge and hatred are deep down inside wanting to go full force on all those who have pained me in the past..yet I have never even gotten in a fight..i looked for the best in myself
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Application. About You Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontainiouse?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love peanut butter 2. I HAVE SEVERE ADHD, AND LOVE TO CLEAN.... 3. I PAINT MY TOES EVERDAY 4. I CANT DRINK TAP WATER 5. I WORK FOR AN ONLINE MARKETING COMPANY 6. I WAS ON THE HONOR ROLL IN HS.. 7. I DIDNT GET MY FIRST B IN SCHOOL UNTIL MY JR YEAR. 8. MY MOM IS A POT-SMOKING HIPPY 9. I CAN DO THE VOICE OF CARTMAN TO A T.. 10. I LIKE THE SMELL OF FRESH PAINT. People I'd like to tag: I HAVE NO CLUE. So... I made a little comment in a mumm, next thing I know this "womans" sister is calling me a slut, and a fat ass... I know I'm not the skinniest.. But this woman literally did not ha
March 11th, 1984 - February 12th, 2008 Without You Here Although you are gone, Your spirit lives on. We all miss you and cry With every day that goes by. Knowing that you're in a better place Just brings a smile to my face. I wish you were just here with us, with me But I know that will never be. I will always wonder why you had to go And this is something I will never know.
Im Being Sweet
Back To Hospital Again..
In honor of my dear friend Andrea's fu-wedding to her fiance Sean I present this blog :) You are cordially invited to witness the joining of two hearts, lives and souls as one. On this blessed day this man Sean....Andrea's Love a.k.a. IrishPunk Club F.A.R...Fu-Fiance 2 Andrea@ fubar And This Woman Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to Sean aka Irishpunk~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell@ fubar Will be joined in fu-matrimony on Thursday the 14th of February in the year 2008 at 3 O'Clock in the afternoon Pacific Standard Time. Please click the picture to join in this joyous event at the appointed time. This event will be presided over by the honorable Rev.۞Sexy Succulence۞ Ŧ..M
As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man's rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men; thus, a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged. After eight hundred years of this cruel practice, the early church fathers sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier. According to church tradition St. Valentine was a priest near Rome in about the year 270 A.D. At that time the Roman Emperor Claudius-II who had issued an edict forbidding marriage. This was around when the heyday of Roman empire had almost come to an end. Lack of quality administrators led to frequent civil strife. Learning declined, taxation increased, and trade slumped to a low, precarious level. And the Gauls, Slavs, Huns, Turks and Mongolians from Northern Euro
Got tagged again. Let's try 10 new facts though. THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)I hate Pepsi and love Coke 2)I eat a lot of food throughout the day, just in like 12 different meals 3)I can play the Halloween theme song on a guitar 4)I have asthma 5)I've had braces twice, and still do for another 3-4 months 6)I'm circumsized 7)I want to live in Cairo or Rome 8)I've broken my nose twice 9)I crack my knuckles every 20 minutes 10)I have a hairy ass Tag: DJ Minou Kristen Victoria Lil Hooligan No Signal Robin & Stealin Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read yo
The power to see, the power to feel, the power to reach out into the unknown. The power to change, the power of will, The power to see the world behind the world. To see it, to touch it, to change it to your will. The power of the stars in your hands. To understand it, to mold it, to walk both worlds, a spirit walker. Do you know? do you understand? A warrior, a shaman. An indigo child, a child of light. Empty words, Empty promises. No sooner made, then forgotten. No one to hold, no one to love, all alone, love forgotten. Need is the reason, Need is the curse. No Need for thee, away! Disperse! Loveless life, pain and torment. You did it yourself, no need to lament. You're the one who claims to Need. Well its those you "need" who do mislead. No ones fault but your own. Look at you now, your all alone. And those you have, who you think you need. what wonderful friends they make indeed! The one you released, from the wall deep inside. Has put your humanity in its place, because o
To apply for a position as a sub you must copy/paste/fill out and email this application to this fubar account. Do NOT leave any question unanswered and add all the details you can. This application will NOT be shared with anyone but the Master and Mistress. If you do not understand a question or are unsure how to answer then simply state so. You will not be discounted as long as you do your best to complete the application. 1) Do you understand what it is to be submissive? 2) Are you ready, willing and able to fulfill the obligations of a submissive? 3) Do you fully understand and accept the Dom's role in your online experience? 4) Are you willing to submit yourself to the Dom's control completely and totally trusting in the rules of the relationship? 5) Do you own a web cam and are you completely willing to subject yourself to full viewing by the Dom? 6) Are you 18 years of age or older and willing to provide proof of this fact? 7) What type of sub
A B C 's of Life A Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits. B Believe in yourself. C Consider things from every angle. D Dont give up and dont give in. E Enjoy life today - yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come. F Family and friends are hidden treasures. G Give more than you planned to. H Hang on to your dreams. I Ignore those who try to discourage you. J Just do it. K Keep trying no matter how hard it seems. L Love yourself first and most. M Make it happen. N Never lie, cheat or steal; always strike a fair deal. O Open your eyes and see things as they really are. P Practice makes perfect. Q Quitters never win, and winners never quit. R Read, study and learn about everything important in your life. S Stop procrastinating. T Take control of your own destiny. U Understand yourself to better understand others. V Visualize it! W Want it more than anything. X Xcellerate your efforts. Y You are unique of all Gods cr
Astral Projection
Astral Projection Astral projection, or the out-of-body phenomenon, is one of the most life-changing events that can ever take place. For many it will remove any fear of death but it should also be acknowledged as an exhilarating experience that is totally unique. The reason that, I believe, it is not immediately accessible to most people is because it could easily become a distraction from the mundane life that we are all supposed to be living. Each one of us is on an individual path that we are required to follow, given that we are aware of our direction, and astral travel can appear so much more exciting by comparison. These paths are the ultimate reason for our being here in the first place and they can be just as magical if we choose to make them so. The out-of-body phenomenon certainly has a place in our existence but it ought not to be allowed to dominate it. Having said this, I would also mention that if it were more readily achievable, what a superior alternative it would
Kell's Moments
First, I come in to see I have no messages. Then I make sure I'm always dry, God forbid I should even cyber drink, lol! Then, comes the fun part.. I look at my albums, notice no one else has, & just enjoy them myself. So, I don't much care who looks, rates or enjoys my albums...I DO, & YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD PICS YOU'RE MISSING, lol. Anyway, that's a day in the life of Kell on fubar. I'm usually here all of 5 minutes, then I just log out. At least I found a way to enjoy my time here, lol....oxoxoxoxo Kell New albums, great pics, who cares, right? I'd leave if it weren't so darned hard to do so. Fubar has not been good to me, I've tried. Well, enjoy everyone but me, gang, lol, I ain't nothin anyway..Kell I feel like I was really a fool to come to fubar. I came to find friends, & I have made 2. My pics aren't looked at,let alone rated, I am just invisible here. Guess that's what I get for not taking my clothes off, huh? Please don't friend me for pointz. Don't look at my albums for p
Heart Prints
Heart Determines
..HEART PRINTSWhatever our hands touch---We leave fingerprints!On walls, on furniture,On doorknobs, dishes, books,As we touch we leave our identity.Oh please where ever I go today,Help me leave heartprints!Heartprints of compassionOf understanding and love.Heartprints of kindnessand genuine concern.May my heart touch a lonely neighborOr a runaway daughter,Or an anxious mother,Or, perhaps, a dear friend!I shall go out todayTo leave heartprints,And if someone should sayI felt your touch,May that one sense be...YOUR LOVETouching through ME.This is to all the wonderful peopleI have met!I offer you my hand in friendshipso that when you reach out in times of need,you can be certain that I'll always be there.when it returns to you,you'll know who'll be your friends for life! Heart Determines It's ok to kiss a fool,It's ok to let a fool kiss you,but never ever let a kiss fool you....It's still best to wait for the one you wantthan settle for the one available.Best to wait for the one you l
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Water Effect
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My First C**k
It was Christmas time 2001 and I was not getting along with my girlfriend at the time. We had gone to a holiday party with a couple of her friends and lf had gotten into a fight and found myself stuck the next morning at her friends house. His name was Kelly and he was a senior in High School and unabashedly queer. he was about 6 feet tall had shoulder length strawberry blond hair, Kelly and I had always gotten along fine, I thought he had a great sense of humor and I always bought him beer and cigarettes. So I find myself alone with this boy (his parents are out of town and his older sister is at work). We spend the day drinking beer watching movies and talking about our problematic love lives. Around 8pm he asks me if I want to hear a song that he recorded, "sure" I say, and he tells me to come to his this point I know what's going on and I'm sure he knows i know. He plays his song for me as I'm sitting on his singe bed, It's not a very good song but I tell him that I like
Huge Fucking Dick
1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written.
I have a friend who I have known online for about 4 years. She is amazing. We haven't met in person but this group of friends we have is strong and tight. She was recently in the hospital for testing and she passed out. When she passed out her head hit a step and she has been in a coma ever since. Her family is not wanting to talk to us because we are just through a screen. I understand the pain but we know nothing. Anyway, another friend of hers is keeping us updated on Tammy.. but.. Here My breath has been knocked out Tears run down my cheeks I want to scream To throw something that will break against a wall I am frustrated by life Frustrated by lack of control Angered that bad things happen to good people. Angered that there is nothing that I can do. I think of all the people effected Husband, daughter, sister, mother Friends. Friends that have never met Yet mean so much. Friends that can be discounted by family Because they are at the other end of a screen N
I have been tagged again so I need to come up with 10 more thingz none of youz knowz bout me.... This is really cramping my mystique... 1. I wear my heart on my sleeve. 2. Brutally honest 3. Never smoked crack or shot heroin....everything else I have basically tried 4. I have a twin sister, her name is Brooklyn...yes yes Dallas and Brooklyn awwww (rolls eyes) My younger sisters name is Mercedes 5. Played a year of Junior A hockey up in the Peg (Winnepeg) 6. I hate pretentious broads 7. Really hating the pretentious phoneys on this site who are on my friends list. They come to my profile but do not rate or say anything. They just want me to see their status "New pics rate plz" And they will do it for 3 straight days until they figure out Im not gonna look anymore 8. I trust nobody but a very very select few in my life 9. My fav color was always purple but now its a combo of powder blue and yellow like the San Diego Chargers Jerseys...I'm designing a hockey
Got Hurt Again
so about a month ago i would say this guy told me he liked me. at first i didnt want to believe him cuz hes 19 and i am 23. well i told him i liked him. so we decided to date but keep in a secret from work and some other people only cuz he didnt want his ex to find out since she might be carryin his kid. so we ended up kissing a couple of times and i thought ok he wants to be with me. well his dad called him off work sayin alex had to take his GF to the er cuz she was pukein up blood. i dont know if i want to believe that he went back to her or not. ugh i'm gonna give up.
Notes From Hell
apparently there are some issues that have to be rectified. you see. there is some sad little ugly white boy who is playing the pity party once again and blaming others for his downfall. well.. myself or my kick ass roomie never sent any pictures to and gay adds.. although damn i do wish i thought of it.. i am still offering dinner for whomever did that. also we did not ruin his life.. he did that all by his widdle self. he dated some manly lookin bitch and blames us for his lack in taste. then hooks up with women would would rather sleep with eachother than him.. or some that find more interest in the vibration of their phone than his company. you know.. you really are a useless life form.. you really have a better chance of dressing as a woman and letting some big guy named bubba screw you in the ass. cause your not really good at being a man. stop being such a whiney little bitch and stand up and take responsibility for your own damn actions for a change. thank you management
I GOT TAGGED BY SOMEONE Instructions... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I LIKE EVERYTHING TO BE MADE PERFECT. 2.IM A FLIRTY PERSON. 3.LOVE CANDIES. 4.I THINK IM NOT PRETTY ENOUGH. 5.I SMILE ALOT. 6.I LIKE TO BE RESPECTED. 7.HATES SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE KITCHEN. 8.LIKES DRESSING SEXY. 9.LOVES SEAFOOD. 10.AND YEAH IM FIRE ON BED!!!LMAO
Poems & Rants
Violets are Purple, Roses are Black A Lover for my Heart For too long,this I lack Roses Are Yellow, Violets are Blue This lonely fellow, stills waits for love, so true My Soulmate - long Overdue Someday I'll have a love to be mine, But for this year, I'll be my own Valentine. Phildrew Script 2/13/2008 SOMEDAY I WILL FIND THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SHARE WORDS AND FEELINGS AS THESE WITH To say, I am "In Love" with you when not so long ago we met would seem that these words if too soon becomes what most lovers regret sometimes an overstatement of lust and infatuation I know in my mind this beautiful situation When I stare deep into you, Your eyes glimmering to me, Like a mirror My own soul I see tho it is Your reflection staring back at me.... My mind wanders and wonders, Are you really the one My true destiny With all these feelings Is there something different I should say Or even more I
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Funniest Damn Thing I Have Ever Read
Actual article from the LA Times: 'In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,' Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. 'I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,' he explained. 'As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.' At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. 'The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger
Fubar Rules
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Random Crap
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I may have a mohawk, and an earring...but i'm as country as they come at heart. 2. I sometimes struggle between being a MAN...and the urge to break down and bawl. 3. I'm a softy for animals and kids..I'd shoot a room full of grown ups over one 4. Sometimes i get frustrated because I can never think of sufficient ways to show WIlla how much i love her. 5. I've been shot, stabbed, and beaten. 6. I believe that some legends are too universal not too be true. 7. I used to be a youth pastor, and i gave my first sermon at 16. 8. I spent a summer during high school building an orphanage and houses
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11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same
Inspirational Funny Quotes
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once. The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use. My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. Never exaggerate your faults.
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Top 10 Chinese Proverbs
1. Chinese Proverb The participant's perspectives are clouded while the bystander's views are clear. 2. Chinese Proverb Pick the flower when it is ready to be picked. 3. Chinese Proverb If you don't go into the cave of the tiger, how are you going to get its cub? 4. Chinese Proverb Follow the local custom when you go to a foreign place. 5. Chinese Proverb It's is impossible to change your basic characteristics. 6. Chinese Proverb Once bitten by a snake, you are even frightened by a rope that resembles a snake. 7. Chinese Proverb Your neighbor's wife looks prettier than your own. 8. Chinese Proverb When you go up to the mountain too often, you will eventually encounter the tiger. 9. Chinese Proverb Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth. 10. Chinese Proverb When the tiger comes down from the mountain to the plains, it is bullied by the dogs.
Bloggy Bloggerton
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm Thanks a ton Joey! 1. My name is Jessica aka Jessy aka Mamma 2. I AM a crazy ass white girl 3. I DON'T live in a water tower aka Palace (as amelia calls it) 4. I WAS never into video games.......... 5. I DON'T Ski naked ....... 6. I DO love to lick metal poles in the winter .. 7. I DON'T like rude or mean people ......... 8. I DO want to relearn how to rollerblade.. its been fun so far ........ 9. I ALWAYS smell the milk jug before i pour a glass ... 10. I HARDLY ever get jokes WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) your turn....BUT can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Pumajoe Big daddy s hot boi hecta Joe Schmoe Muppetoncrk Yep you are the chosen five that took longer then the survey
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Read And Reply!!!
Ok, I'm going to make this very easy for all of you...... I have been busting my ass helping a LOT of you out, and have even leveled a few of you, but when it comes to returning the favor or even stopping to say a simple Thank You, a few of you are ruining it for the rest. So here's the deal, after reading this, Please reply with an answer to the following question..... Do you want to remain on my list? If you say yes, that it will be required to at least send a thank you. If that is not an option for you, then don't let the Fu-Door hit you in your Fu- Ass. With that said, it will be interesting to see who takes me seriously and who thinks I'm just doing this to vent. A little hint.....I'm not venting, I'm VERY serious and will delete names starting Saturday 2/16/2008. Thank You!!!
11 Rules Of Fubar
So very, very True !!! THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same
you havent held me in so long. i mean, really held me. cold is my soul alone our bed isn't whole empty. you havent kissed me in so long i mean, really kissed me. neglected are my lips lost my memory slips forgotten. you havent fucked me in so long i mean, really fucked me. fridgid is my heat lacking making love is not sweet disappointed. you havent loved me in so long i mean, really loved me. aching is my heart longing we're worlds apart strangers.
Funny Sex Quotes
Carry on Laughing: Funny Sex Quotes Sex can be passionate and sex can be tender. But can sex be funny? The answer is "Yes." Funny anecdotes about sex, especially involving others can cause a laugh riot. Here are a few funny sex quotes that will tickle your rib. Blaise Pascal Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him. Joss Whedon 'Hey you wanna have sex and get married? Ok then...' that works every time! Bill Maher Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Milton Berle Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. Woody Allen I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Drew Carey You know that look women get when they want sex? Me nei
Thank You
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Funny Drinking Quotes
Funny Drinking Quotes People who have one drink too many can get into a state of funny drunken madness. Little wonder then that so many quotes have been dedicated to mocking the drinking habit. Here are funny drinking quotes that raise a toast to habitual and casual drinkers. Brendan Behan I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Henny Youngman A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." George Gobel I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. W. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. Frida Kahlo I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior. W.C. Fields A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. Edward Abbey A drink a day keeps the shrink away. Catherine Zandon
Funny George Bush Quotes
The media likes to make political leaders their scapegoat. News sells better when leaders entertain the masses with their klutziness or foot-in-the-mouth sound bytes. At the forefront of such "comic" public figures is President George W. Bush. George Bush is probably the most quoted American President. Here is a collection of funny George Bush quotes. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it. (discussing decline of French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair) The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we
Fuck Friends....
well ok today is my birthdayand i have had the shitest week ever i lose a friend got stood up a few times im brok and it seems like all my friends use me?? i guess i had my hopes set on high, i was supose to hang out with my girls tonight. we where going to go somewhere and have a few dranks, but one of my friends wanted to hang out and watch a i asked my girls if it would be ok if i hung out with him cause i dont get to see him that often and we could go out later..they where cool with it told me it was my birthday be well he told me we could hang out after is now almost 9 and he wont answer my calls or my texts? you know its my birthday guys why do ppl have to do this one day a year i have to myself and i had to babysit and clean so just so tryed of peoples shit you know they want so much out of my its killing me all i wanted was someone to be a true friend and the one person i thought was my true friend desides to ripe my heart out and dance o
Loyal Bomber Pages
Two die in wreck in icy conditions on Western Kentucky Parkway 02:14 PM EST on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) -- Police say two people have died after the car they were in slid off an icy highway in western Kentucky. It happened as a winter storm blanketed large portions of central and western Kentucky late Monday and early Tuesday, leaving a treacherous mix of snow and ice. State police say the car overturned early Tuesday after going off the road four miles east of Caneyville when the driver lost control of the vehicle. Police say 19-year-old Haley Scott of Muldraugh and 23-year-old Jennifer Crow of Smyrna, Ga., were thrown from the car. Neither was wearing a seat belt. Police say the driver of the vehicle was 23-year-old Charles Jason Hutchins of Hopkinsville. He was wearing a seatbelt and was not hurt. Good bye Jenn. ~$$~JTb$lk~lߺmb$Mmb~@ fubar pjcountry~owned by star~owner of
Se7en Sins
Gluttony Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow, gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste. In the Christian religions, it is considered a sin because of the excessive desire for food, or its withholding from the needy. Depending on the culture, it can be seen as either a vice or a sign of status. Where food is relatively scarce, being able to eat well might be something to take pride in (although this can also result in a moral backlash when confronted with the reality of those less fortunate). Where food is routinely plentiful, it may be considered a sign of self control to resist the temptation to over-indulge. Medieval Church leaders (e.g., Thomas Aquinas) took a more expansive view of gluttony (Okholm 2000), arguing that it could also include an obsessive anticipation of meals, and the constant eating of delicacies and excessively costly foods.[2] He went so far as to prepare a list of six ways to commit glu
Being A Single Parent!!
ok can i just say that having an ex to deal with is hard enough let alone when you have a kid in the mix. why is it that things just don't go smoothly. i don't ask for much i really don't. i am not a bitch unless of course i am mad but who isn't. i just want help with my son from his father. it always seems that i keep giving all of these chances and being nice and whatever and it ends up biting me in the ass everytime. i try really hard to get along but for whatever reason its not working. if i am going to do it alone i really wish he would just completely stop being around. i don't want him to be if its not consistent. so i tell him today that if he can't sacrific his time of what he wants to do to help out with a child that he helped create then to forget he even has one at all. i know that sounds mean but its like he always has an excuse of why he can't have his son. whether it be one thing or another still excuses. i sacrific alot of things for my son but thats what you are suppos
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For The Nice Guys
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cudd
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am a big flirt 2. I am provocative 3. I love the beach 4. I am a slut,,,but I am not a whore, I only play one on Fubar :P 5. I am a goof,,,especially when I've been drinking 6. I don't wear Daisey Dukes, I wear Boss Hoggs LOL 7. I need to be in Fubar Anonymous because I am addicted 8. I need to get laid 9. I am a good cook 10. I love fishing Now I am tagging these people DJ BLU DevilGirl luvinjulz Blade BIGDADDYDIAZ
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do." said the old man. "After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty." After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me? "The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh, that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second t
My" Auad "series
this is very important to learn on what to do in situations like this. you ever come across something so strange in the middle of the night. your just sleeping and all of a sudden you wake up to something painful. you wake up to find the pain is coming from your feet. you think to yourself, what is causing this sharp stabbing pain. you look down with tired eyes just to find something so terrible, frightning, huge and varosious, enough to wake you with wide eyes and realise... its not a rat, nor a bat but a huge visious SQUIRREL...(on crack)... biting on your feet. oh i know this story because i've experienced it. and when i say experienced i mean someone i know this has happened to. it all started out on wednesday october 29, 2008 10:00pm at night. my mother tells her boyfriend about people who suffered from the leprosy. and she would explain how they would wake up and find that their finger is missing because a rodent takes off with them wh
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Ignorant People
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My favorite drink is Sex on the Beach 2. I cant stand solicitors calling the house and not taking no for an answer 3. Pedicures are my best friend..mine are the prettiest feet youll ever see LOL 4. Making homemade cards is a hobby of mine 5. Thank God for the people who invented M&Ms 6. I dont like horror/scary movies 7. Ive always wanted to learn how to play pool 8. Im a first born child 9. Cant stand a messy house.mine has been called a model home 10. Believe in treating others as you would have them treat you I tag: Kal-el Deadsoul Ohgy4u Lovehatelove studstable TWO FRIENDS WERE WA
A Lesson For All Of Us
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side no matter what the situations. Today before you co
Yay!!! After so many months of being in school to become an EMT-B, I have finally made it. Took the state test on Jan. 19th and found out recently that I passed it. I knew for sure I had failed it, but I guess I was wrong. So now it's off to find an EMT job. Wish me luck
I Want To Meet This Guy...
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick / Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think we're hot? 6. Would you have sex with us? 7. Lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with us? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with us? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Spit or swallow? 15. Do you give Oral pleasures? 16. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 17. Have sex on the first date? 18. Would you kiss us during sex? 19. Do you think we would be good in bed? 20. Would u have a 3-some with us? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use us as a booty call? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Would you send us nude pics if we gave you our email? 27. Wh
Ranchers? Cowboys? There Any Out There?
This Island Of Me
My tears they fall Like the lonely rain Alone in my head Tormented by my pain Behind the facade of a smile I hide my intense sorrow My own daily torture of What will come tomorrow? Incoherently I travel on this train called life A cavity replacing my soul The product of my strife I am my own island isolated yet not free I wonder how I became This island of me Copyright 2008 Waynette M Redwing I wrote this about 5 years ago when I was going through a very tough time and had completely lost who I was due to the situation I was in.
Trouble On Fubar!
I recently had a member of the family come to me and ask for help. They had someone come on their profile and make lewd and sexual comments about their daughters picture. This is not appropriate on Fubar or anywhere else in life for that matter. Here are some tips for reporting someone to fubar for this kind of behavior... - First of all take a screen shot of the comment this way they cannot delete the comment before you get someone to help you. For PC Users You do this by holding down on the "Ctrl" key and pressing the "Prt Scr" Key usually located above your insert key. Then you will open your "Paint" program located under "Start" "All Programs" then "Accesories".. once this is open you can either click Edit then Paste or just hold the "Cntl" Key down and hit the "V" key. Then you will save it. For MAC users Open Grab, located in the Utilities folder in the Applications folder then Choose Capture > Screen then When the Screen Grab dialog opens, click outside that window. Then
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Little Melissa
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's t
Just A Thought
Happy Easter Everyone!!!!!!!!!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. I am into cars, guns, and Girls. Mostly..........Girls. 2. I drink vanilla Coke, or UV Blue-n-cranberry 3. I love my only son, who is 16 now. 4. Don't care much for talkin on the phone. 5. Favorite summer time pleasure is ridin my Harley. 6. I don't dance, but love to watch. 7. I have 2 dogs, and a cat. 8. I am loyal, kind, and genuine. 9. I like Rock-n-Roll. 10.I love motorsports. (I used to race) I'm Tagging: Smcowgal64 Wet dream Razor Twisted fate DJ Fatal addiction
Here ... I Guess ...
Have you ever felt that the world was closing in on u? Felt like no matter what u do u just can't get out of the rut u r in? My husband just went back to work in California while me & the kids r in Oklahoma ... my car is trying to break down & i have only the money from my job ... I know that we are working to make things better but it so seems like things are against us ... I just feel as if i dunno what to do when there's no money to take care of things when they break down or just stop working ... i guess basically i feel helpless ... but i do go on. I just wanted to write so ... if u r reading this thx for reading my whining rant... As i sit here I am often left to wonder y ... Y do i find myself coming back to this place Knowing inside the answer is not there left to wonder y my heart feels so bare I have know the feelings of love, desire & wanting passion, & bold life yet feeling so empty ... my friends all around me yet still i feel alone yet life still amazes
Sidnee Is So Gay....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have an addiction to Guitar Hero therefore I am and expert at it, I get off on that fact. 2.I love cats they rule 3.I am such a pothead 4.Four is MY fave #,Its my birth month and it also is the color purple to me. 5.yes i make colors have #'s 7 is totally green 6.Tool is my all time favorite Band 7.Boobs are a blessing and a curse lol 8."I fuck me in my own way"(my favorite quote) the great Brandon Boyd 9.My Ipod is god 10.I have an obsession with canolli's
Im Not Sure
Tag!you're It!
I had two buddies tag me Wildcat and Oshow. I think this could be fun. Thanks for the invite. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I don't know how to drive a standard. 2. Blueberry jelly bellies are my favorite. 3. Only kissed 8 guys. 4. I snort sometimes when am laughing. 5. I lost my virginity on April Fool's Day and my divorce was final on the same day 9 years later. 6. Never been to the ocean or flown in a plane. 7. Can touch the tip of nose with my tongue. 8. I have monkey toes 8-p I sometimes pick things with them. 9. If I tweeze my eye brows I sneeze. 10. I love it when men wear baseball cap
Stuff What I Wroted!
About Me
I was Tagged by Mistress of Wolves a while back, and she reminded me that I promised I would do this - BLEAH... I need to watch what I promise to do. I'm supposed to list 10 Random things about myself. I'm not going to Tag anyone else, though. =================================== 1) I am named after my great-grandfather, one of the three founding members of the US Army Dental Corps. (He also created a dental chewing gum which became Dentyne). 2) My family is originally from Wales, England, a village called Morganton. (My parents are from southwest Virginia, and I was born and raised in East Tennessee, near the foothills of the Smoky Mountains). 3) I began acting in local theater at the age of 5 at the Carousel Theatre, in "The Emperor's New Clothes". (I performed in a least one play each year all the way through High School). 4) I was voted "Most Likely to Marry a Frisbee" by my High School Senior Class. (This has yet to occur). 5) I had my first date my Freshman Year a
Just a little heads up,i have read many mum's, blog and all other about how people say they have had 1 to 6in of snow well where i live so far we have had 5 major snow storms and about 102.362 in. (260 cm). Just a little something to think about, where u live , there are people who always have it worst!! bbg.
Random Thoughts
Hey guys just bored and have no clue what to do I think I am going to go crazy sitting at the house, when left with my mind to wonder it is not a good thing, so I am playing on Fubar and came across this feature and figured I would try it out.........let me know if it MUAH all Ok ok what else could go wrong, I thought things were going to get a little better after meeting with the man at the bank and telling me we are on the right track to buy a house, then my husband is the only one who doesn't have a sponsorship in his family now, and it's not for lack of trying. Then I come home and check my bank account and something I had no clue about came out and will now overdraw me just what I And the icing on the cake is my dog got my favorite socks and chewed a big hole in one ruining it. With all that I am feeling and that was my final straw I am not sitting here writing this and crying........yeah I am a big sissy, I know they say god puts on you what you can
True Women
The Elbow
The Bell Witch
These events relate to the legend of the "Bell Witch," which was the inspiration for the motion picture, "An American Haunting." More info can be found at * * FEBRUARY 27th -- ParaHub Radio 7:30 PM EASTERN / 6:30 PM CENTRAL ------- * * MARCH 9th -- "Through the Keyhole" 5:00 PM EASTERN / 4:00 PM CENTRAL MORE TO COME!
I don't think Yesterday's interview went well. Nice people, nice organization, but they wanted to test me on some techie stuff, and while I knew all the principles that make the system run, they wanted names and details. I know some friends that have told me that they had interviews they thought went great, but didn't get the job, but other interviews where they thought they sucked, they were hired. So, until I hear otherwise, it's still possible, perhaps even probable. I guess one thing in my favor is that for the particular system they want expertise, they are paying half or less than what others are paying for that position. I figured that because I'm out of practice on that particular stuff, I would have a chance. We will see!!
Tag I Am It Random Stuff
Okay well first of all this is my first blog and I wouldn't be doing this if I weren't required to by a very good friend of mine who shall remain nameless. I'll just use her initials... A.N.G.E.L.I.C.A. If you are tagged you have to list ten random or weird things about you and post in a blog, then choose five more suckers, uh I mean friends to tag and they do the same so it becomes this endless chain of craziness and you can't tag the one who tagged you. Moving on I was tagged and now I will tag someone else because I consider myself the SHIT, not "IT". 1,2,3 not it! Sorry about that I turned into a five year old for a second there, anyways here goes ten randomly weird things you hate about me... 1) I love to read and my fave authors include Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Robert Jordan 2) I am an extreme procrastintor................ oh forget it I will finish this later! 3) I smell everything, well not everything cuz that would be gross but like soda, chairs, food, my hands
Years Of Pen Pushing And Still Fond Of Butterflies.
From Percy's Attractions and Distractions/A smile to light a Tapir's Touchpaper. Caused his quills to stand up on end. Percy watched her fly around and sniffing the air in the jungle undergrowth.CHANGE. Percy watched her flying around and sniffing the air in the jungle undergrowth fly around and sniff the air ++++ It seemed that in was not only sunlight which damaged the.... It seemed that it was not only sunbeams/sun* which damaged the .... shake his head in order to bring him/himself back to his senses.... Henrietta - change to transfixation.... Beryl Sorry that it was - not that is was.... Tremane insert comma after He added and before next quote marks. Also isert line feed at dialogue earlier from Trevalyan Make sure Buzby is that all through and not Busby. Buzby's crash. Upward bent or Upwardly bent beak. On island with Beryl - but I think it has been altered however - event he should be even the ++ From the Tinkertooth booth. Delete one of the Trevaly
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I only date people with tattoo's 2. I dont like it when anyone sticks their finger in my milk! 3. My favorite holiday is Halloween 4. I am a true bi-sexual 5. I'm an only child 6. I've never been arrested EVER!!! 7. I dont like Arby's 8. I am a GREAT cook 9. I Love Music!!!! (but not country or gospel) 10.I love Big Trucks I tagged Mark, Melissa, and Jack!!!
We Had Better Live
we had better live as we think otherwise we shall end up by thinking as we have lived.
Everythings Got A Moral
Everythings got a moral, if you can only find it.
"brewmaster Mack"
Well last night i got asked all night to go this fn party and kept on saying that i didnt feel like going and stuff like that. But later i decided to go anyways, so i hopp in the car and not even 5 minutes later i get pulled over for having something hanging in my rear view mirror. After last night i can now say that this fn cop was in it for filling up his quota for the month!!!!! HE CAN KISS MY U KNOW WHAT!!!!! You know it pisses me off when there huge pot holes and the city dont do a god damn thing about them until its to fn late. Well how about the bud shootout, hell yeah man. Its been a long time waiting to see Jr. back in the winning circle, but its still hard to see him not driving the number 8 car. All i got to say is that if he wasnt motivated before, well look out all u Jr. bashers, HE'S BACK and this time he will be winning a lot of races this year.

REVOLUTION - THIS WORD FLOWS AROUND ALOT. . . Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind; and when the same thought occurs to another man, it is the key to that era.Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1841 You cannot buy the Revolution. You cannot make the Revolution. You can only be the Revolution. It is in your spirit or it is nowhere.Ursula K. Le GuinRIGHT OF REVOLUTIONIn political philosophy, the right to revolution (or "right of rebellion") is a right articulated first by the Monarchomachs in the context of the French Wars of Religion, by Huguenots thinkers who legitimated tyrannicides. It was then taken up by John Locke in Two Treatises of Government as part of his social contract theory. Locke declared that under natural law, all people have the right to life, liberty, and estate; he wrote that under the social contract, the people could instigate a revolution against the government when it acted against the interests of citizens and replace the government with another government i
My B*tching Blog :)
A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
What's This
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows in stillness What is this we see?
Winter Getaway For Some Snow!
Hello my Fubar friends. I have arrived in Telluride and there is so much snow. Sun is hi in the sky and so is my spirits. Once I have my first smoke and a drink I'll be cruising for another sweet vacation. The New Sheridan Hotel is my home away from home. Its so good to be back here again. I'll upload all my new pics once I get home to share. Hope all is well for you all. Big hugs til I get back =-) Almost time to go home. It really dumped last night so there is a ton of powder up on the slopes. Too bad my plane leaves at 11am. There is always next year. Glad to know that on my return trip I'll be better financially prepared. Snowmobiling out to the lakes like I wanted to this year. F-ing Smokey's screwed me on this trip. Oh well. I'll be seeing you all online, back at home with Suzail on my lap. Later =-)
This was my response to a MUMM called "Should we settle" and quite obviously, I believe we should never settle for less than what our hearts desire: One should never settle for the moon, when they want the sun. They should not settle for a rose, when they want the bouquet. You should not settle for a simple smile, when you want the ear to ear grin. You should not settle for the tears, when you should be laughing. You should not settle for hearing "I love you", when you want to feel your heart jump just looking into the eyes of the person as they think about how much they love you. Never settle for less than your heart desires. True love is irreplaceable, unconditional, phenomenal. It will never leave you thirsty. It will never leave you empty. It will never leave you wanting. It will never leave you needing. It will never leave you. It's worth waiting for. It's worth wishing, dreaming, hoping, longing for. True love will live on forevermore, settling will only leave you longing for
I You Are A Woman That Love's A Man At Your Feet I Am Your Guy Add Me
Have you ever wanted to sleep forever? That's how I feel and I don't know what to do about it. I'm so tired of so much. I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of being hurt. I'm tired of feeling that I'm the only one that cares what happens. I'm tired of not being first. I'm tired of being angry all the time. I'm tired of being sad all the time. I'm tired of being ignored. I'm just tired of this. As I sit here looking at the screen, trying to put my thoughts into words, I realize something. I can't. There are no words to describe exactly how I feel. My heart feels nothing. My mind can't think. My soul feels gone. I'm not even sure I'm breathing sometimes. I hate this feeling. I've tried so many times to make it go away but it just comes back with a vengence everytime. This is a broken clock that I can't fix and one that I feel you want to just toss in the garbage. So what now? Give up? Keep trying? Somebody tell me what to do b/c I have no fucking clue. How can walking away be the easiest an
Lost Goth Females
hello to all of our family members, this is ur 1st Lady speaking to u all. The "Don" and I have been very sick,,,we r still here just trying to recoup. we will have no pics up soon to show our help to others how about all of u. will i dont wanna be on here to long, i still get very light headed so i need to get back to bed. love u all and will be back soon
Please Help?????
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The Manwhore Revolution!!!!
The Manwhore revolution was started by me and my friend gabe. We're calling all manwhores to take up arms and that includes you women too cuz women are manwhores in a different way. Manwhores are so hated cuz all they wanna do is have a good time and get laid...whos to say we cant do that?? NO ONE THATS WHO!! For us its a way of life....and yes some of us manwhores choose to eventually settle down and start a life...but know one thing....THE MANWHORE REVOLUTION SHALL LIVE FOREVER!!! FROM THE TRENCHES OF ITALY TO THE MOUNTAIN PEEKS OF MONTANA TO THE RICE FIELDS OF CHINA TO THE BOARDWALKS OF THE SOUTH JERSEY SHORE.....VIVA LA MANWHORE REVOLUTION!!!!!
Help From Bad Girls
ok ladies i have add several more bad girls to friend list....... please send me a regular message to let me know that. i have or havent added you...... at this point i think i have...... cant wait to hear from you and im excited about the new opportunities for friendships....
Just wanted to let all of you know that im still alive and kickin not real high but im kickin anyway. WE had a majot ICE STORM on Monday and I have been without power since 11pm monday night thank goodness for generators and good family.The kids and I are making it. Called the Electric Co today and we might have out power back on by monday. I cant access the internet at home so thats why i havent been on i check my messeges at work till then. WEll im at work now so i gotta get busy. Feel free to leave me some love i will return it when i can xoxoxoxoxoxo love all of you. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo.
Just Hangin
lee@ fubar
What If...
If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words. What would you say? Tell me and pass this on to see how many crazy answers you get...
What To Do???
So I have this friend and she has been talking to this guy for the last 7 months... He seems like a nice guy at first... I am worried that my friend is going to get hurt... He says he loves her, but that word is so missed used.... He wants her to spend all her free time with him and then tells her to see other people... He allowed to go out to strip clubs and hang out with his buddies and come to see her whenever... And we the girls try to go out and do thing he gets mad... How is that right.. He thinks that if you are married then it's okay to cheat as long as you tell your wife... That right there should tell you what kind of guy he is... She really cares for him and right now they are just friends with benfits.... I am worried that he is just playing her and she so nice that she won't stop him from doing it.... Did I tell you that my friend was married for the last 9 years and this is her first time really being single... I feel that this guy is only going to hurt her and that she n
Goodbye My Dear Friend
I'm Up For Auction!!!
THE ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one condition." (There are always conditions!) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
Wake Up Call
so i make a mumm because im really bored and the mumms suck ass then i get into some internet shouting match with some guy. here is what was said March 22, 2008 @ 7:24 pm #86 of 86 March 22, 2008 @ 6:53 pm #75 of 85 March 22, 2008 @ 6:50 pm #68 of 71 Cover your self in peanut butter then call your dog! aahahahhahahahahahahahha...............NO fuckin goober so whatever no harm no foul he said something stupid and i snapped back with a reply. then the ugly son of a bitch sends me a plate of hot wings (i love hot wings) and says "HERE YA GO FUCKIN COON!" WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF THAT ??? i mean seriously you really think that calling me a nigger, spook, coon, mooly, or any other racial terms is going to piss me off? why people hate people for no reason other than they are black or hispanic or asian is beyond me. you can't really be mad at us for being here i mean white folks brought us over here some 400-500 yrs ago. want to be mad at someone be mad at
A friend in needs a friend indeed A friend who buys me a drink is better A friend with breasts and all the rest A friend who's dressed in leather A friend in needs a friend indeed A friend who'll tease is better Our thoughts compressed Which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather A friend in needs a friend indeed I think I like you better A friend in needs a friend indeed A friend who bleeds is better My friend, I confessed, did I pass the test And we will never sever If I had eyes in the back of my head I would have told You that you looked good As I walked away You could've tried to trust the hand that fed You'd never been hungry But you never really... More of this or less of this Or is there any difference Or are we just holding onto the things We don't have anymore Sometimes Time doesn't heal, not not at all In or out of Love Again I doubt I wanna win you back When You got eyes like that Won't let me in Always lookin... Out No m
That One
Poems That Are Copywritten
Little Cricket I found this little bug perched on my sleeve And, try as I may, I could not get it to leave. So I shook and I shook with all my might, but the silly little bug held on ever so tight. For a better look, I brought it up close to my eye. Ah, yes, it is rather cute, I decided with a sigh. From that moment on, we were such a pair. As long as we were together, we hadn't a care. Summer after summer, together we played. Promise after promise together we made. How I loved gazing upon her sweet little face and she loved resting safely on me in this place. She would sing so sweetly to me every night; I, in return, would hold her until mornings light. Strangely, though, as the years went by, the sight of her made me want to cry. Her chirping now made my ears want to bleed and my warnings she just would never heed. Many times I shook her off and tried to run away but then I'd look down and on my sleeve she'd lay. So, finally, while she slept, I gently
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your Taste~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your breath mingles with mine. I whisper your name so soft. I feel my love for you Reaching out with invisible arms, To bring you even closer to me. Your warmth fans the flames Of my complete happiness. I taste the tear that escapes Mingled with the curve of my lips. And I know, as I flow into slumber, That you have completed me. And our love created rightness, Together - all because of you. Peace.
Stinkeyeradio Movie Theater
Audtions For Music Video
Dumb Dicks
I always like it when I get into a mumm and see someone with a name like slaveslut giving parenting advice. I tend to actually laugh out loud as I scroll past the five paragraphs of poorly written blather. I find that I dont even pick at them or point out their stupidity for the most part now. I mean who that calls themselves slaveslut etc (and usually has a profile picture of themselves tied up being beaten with a riding crop) actually thinks anyone cares to hear what they have to say about parenting?? I often think about why it is the dumbest mummers have the most to say about everything. Do you know the answer?
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. I did not pass my driving test until I was 42 2. I once wanted to be a priest.........yes..HONESTLY!!! 3. My one dream is to do route 66 on a harley 4. I once did a charity run dressed as a french maid....LOL. 5. I am truly in love with someone, she knows just who and one day may just realise it!!! 6. I would do anything for anyone accept die for them. 7. I am just as you all see me....warts and all 8. I do not watch TV...whats the point, nothing but rubbish. 9. I cried when John Travolta died in the film Phenomenon 10. The real me is not as complex as some would think, you just have to know me to understand that fully. WOW..Ok thats that over your turn....BUT can not tag me my 5 ppl are...... coeurblesse Mistress of Wolves Crystal Welcome to Joy" Christy So Gals.....over to you
Product Of Your Environment
It's amazing how you are able to prevent yourself from achieving goals, (big or small), that you sewt for yourself. How can you become your own biggest obstacle. The fact that most of us 9 times out of 10 don't give ourselves no credit or have no faith in our own abilities or capabilities. Why not stop al the things that cause you harm or things that make you feel less than you really are! Life has alot to do with self-perception. So what do you see when you look into the mirror ? A success, a failure, or neither,feeling like your stuck in limbo. Do you see all your flaws or all your great qualities. So much potential wasted worrying about other people, if only you would focus that wasted potential and convert it to create opportunities. Yes, take that potential that has been bottled up inside and just release it, let it explode into your future glory and be forever great. Why is it the ones we love is not the one we settle with? Current mood: amused Category: Lif
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. My 10 1. I drink, ALLOT! 2. I used to sing in a death metal band. 3. I play Blue grass and Outlaw Country now. 4. I hate doing shit like this. 5. I work all the freakin' time. 6. Zane Gray is my favorite author. 7. I LOVE sushi!!! 8. I don't hunt(nothing against it, just don't) 9. Cowboy boots RULE!!! 10. I'm a neat freak. Sorry Joy, I'm not sending this to anyone ;))
Guys.... Girls..... Sex.....
Why is that guys can be so nice and do almost anything for you.... And when it cums to sex once they get the booty for the first time.... They start to act like an ass after that... Females don't act that way when they are in relationships we are the same person the whole time... I am so tired of guys being so fake and bragging all the time bout thing they have or have done... Us females just love to have fun and fuck.... So why do you guys act like that... If you men have an answer to this I would love to here... As for you females just keep it real and don't let no guys get you down... So holla at us.... This is Amber signing off.....
My Luck Of The Draw...very Personal
Went to show at Studio 7 on sunday! saw bands Wednesday 13, Alabaster, the a.k.a.s, and Creature Feature. Some of there music is posted on my page. Check them out! i will post photos soon. It was amazing!!!! so yeah check out the bands and let me know what you think!
Thoughts Of A Disturbed Mind
just woke up... i'm sitting here on my bed and i'm thinking of the people i love. It' amazing how many people don't seem to like me very much, few even care but one loves me.... i love her... so much... I guess there comes a time when u have to step up and take ur place in the grand scheme of things. Guess what i'm doing hurting myself might be on the agenda... don't know yet. part of me is debating going away from everything. but then i'll hurt the people i love, but the problem is that usually, people who get involved with me get hurt... and i don't want them to get hurt. I've already recieved a text from a friend saying that i'm responsible for them having depression... usual crap then yeah.... whatever keeping my mouth closed is a good idea... i ruin thing for people forgive me
True Friends
Life Of A Trucker
Well, we got a load and we're heading to California. I am sure there are a lot of people on here from Cali, so I hope you don't think this wrong, but I don't enjoy going out west much. Mainly because we get out there, and then stuck for a few days. Right now we are in Wichita Falls, TX. for the night, and plan to head to Milan, NM. by Friday night. Not much else going on, hope everyone had a great Valentines day. Charles My wife, and I are stuck here in Paris, TX., sitting here waiting to get a load. We got unloaded yesterday morning, and we have been sitting since then. We found some WiFi to use down the street from the truck stop. Sitting between a Subway, and a Days Inn, both of which offer WiFi. We can't wait to get rolling again, when the wheels are not rolling, then no money is being made. I am still trying to learn everything on this site, but it's taking time. Well, nuff for now! Charles
to all who hate us on the road if u have it a truck brought it must u always cut us off we cannt stop on a dime and if u blew a tire while cutting us off ur dead no ifs and or buts cuz we wouldnt be able to stop blind spots why must u drive alont side my tractor tires for miles u know what happends if one of them blows right through ur car guess what ur dead so the 1 sec u save by cuting us of not letting us over ridding in r blind spots really worth ur live and the kids u have in back seat
Unrequited I watch you from a place afar 'Cause there's so much you won't show I long to find out who you are And what it is you don't want me to know Darting from shadows to corners You stay hidden, like the night But leave a trail of intrigue and mystery That I long to bring to light Stuck in a maze you have created With barricades and walls No windows, only dusty doorways And spooky, darkened halls Webs, spun with false words Wrapped around the truth Circus mirrors allow a glimpse Of something--real or ruse? Booby-traps and dead-end doors I've given up the chase But then, somewhere, in the evening mist I see your haunting face You toss me bits and crumbs of you To keep me close behind But you keep on running, out of reach For love to never find One day I hope you'll stop the chase And when I 'round the bend I'll see That you've stopped and turned yourself around And surrendered unto me I'll take a moment, catch my breath Look deep int
To all the ladies of Fubar, should they all be loved today and have the best day of the year.
Pagan Humor
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight-A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address. Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her Art Class is in an hour and to please refrain from drawing until then. And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of "Ring Around the Rosey"! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean? Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. I
So, you want to start a coven... This is a good read for anyone considering forming a coven or group, or just examining your personal conceptions of power. Looking At Yourself Before you go a step further, take a good long look at your desires, motivation and skills. What role do you see yourself Playing in this new group? "ordinary" member? Democratic Facilitator? High Priestess? If the last -- why do you want The job? The title of High Priestess and Priestess are seductive, conjuring up exotic images of yourself in embroidered robes, a Silver crescent (or horned helm) on your brow, adoring celebrants hanging on every word which drops from your lips... Reality check. The robes will be stained with wine and candle wax soon enough, and not every word you speak is worth remembering. A coven leader's job is mostly hard work between Rituals and behind the scene. It is not always a good place to act out your fantasies, because the lives and well-being of others are involved
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I AM A MOUNTAIN DEW ADDICT 2.I AM VERY VERY SELF CONCIOUS 3.I TREASURE MY FRIENDS 4.I HAVE TO BOYS WHO HAVE DRIVEN ME TO FUBAR!..HE HE :) 5.I USED TO LOVE N.K.O.T.B!!!! 6.I'M A MOVIE FANATIC.....SCARY AND COMEDY MOST 7.I COLLECT SHOT GLASSES 8.I FALL EASILY (NOT PHYSICALLY) 9.TIGERS ARE MY FAVORITE FELINE 10. I LOVE TUACA BOMBS AND SMIRNOFF WATERMELON...:) OK GUYS I HOPE THIS HASN'T CHANGED THE WAY YOU LOVE ME! HE HE! I'M TAGGING DMAN1973 COWBOY ANYONE FALLEN EXCITABLE BOY STUBBS
I'm Pissed!
I just got back from court, and the nightmare that started almost 5 years ago is finally over, and I'm legally divorced. I'm so happy to be rid of that worthless piece of s*%t that I could dance for joy! I've had no contact with my soon-to-be ex-husband in almost a year. I was glad to get away from him, and even happier when I moved back to my hometown and put a distance of almost 1000 miles between us. I still have quite a few friends that live near him, and recently it was brought to my attention that he's still running his mouth about me to anyone he thinks might listen. Thankfully, my friends all know him for the pathological liar that he is, so there wasn't much harm there. Now, however, he's decided to up the stakes. Apparently his myspace account has been hacked on more than one occasion, and for some reason, he assumes it was me. It most certainly was NOT... I have better things to do with my life than to even give him more than a passing thought, hoping the divorce will be fin
Check This Out
This Guy Hit Me In My Shout Box with "I should Punch Those Glasses Off Your Face" GOT TO LOVE IT casanova@ fubar noelle@ fubar Please show her all the LOVE she deserves lol ALWAYS remember to Be NICE to the people you meet on the way up because those will be the SAME people you see on the way back DOWN. Many talk about this as it relates to the workplace, but I believe that MANY on this site need to learn it also. Respect is never given away, it is earned by being a TRUE friend and a good person no matter what. This site is a GAME, but if you can't play the game and still be true to yourself then you need to stop playing it. I have always tried to be a good person on this site and I hope that I have earned the respect of a lot of you. If you ever feel that I can do something better I want you to let me know..THANK YOU to everyone that is on my Friends list because you all make this a place worth being. Boogey
Tag Your It
I'll carry my past with me It's mine and mine alone In fact it's truly The only thing I own. The pain and joy The trauma and tears Have made me become The sum of my years. I'll bury it no more Nor look the other way Those years gone by Leave me this to say: "Owning all my sorrows Troubles, strifes and woes, Makes me so assured To know where not to go." Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I collect dvd's 2. I'm a lonely person 3. I love GOD 4. Never thought i would be where i am today 5. I had 2 surgeries in 2007 6. I was in the middle of the April 16th shootings at Virginia Tech 7. I've been borderline diabetic since
A Wonderful Woman
Wonderful Women A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," hesays insistently.Up t o 80 . "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he
THE RULES ARE: you have to write a blog with 10 things weird,random, facts habits, etc. about you. then you get to choose who you want to tag next. * NO TAG BACKS * HA HA! 1)hockey consums most of our time 2)big time coffee junkie 3)I'm on this site way to much:) 4)I swear to much (this is my only bad habit) 5)Moody 6)Always doing something for the wife or kids 7)I'm canadian 8)Into big trucks 9)Having a hard time coming up with 10 things about me 10)happy that this is number 10:D I tag, Miss Shady ,russianfoxx,tastey flutee
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Love Roast Beef & Carrot Sandwiches 2. My Fav Ice Cream Is Honeycomb Crunch 3. I Used To Be A Singer 4. I Love Classical Music 5. I (I live alone so who hears me) 6. I Love Working Nights 7. I have 15 brothers and Sisters 8. I love Working With PSP 9. I'm Alergic to Spider Venom, Pumpkin,Beans & Mushrooms 10. I have Aquaphobia I tagged....Jesse, Dalobo, The Vashti, Rutt and DJ Kink
This Life Of Mine 22
Yesterday was a beautiful day, sunny and warm. Today is overcast. Where did my sun go? I had dreams early in the morning that when I awoke, I thought that it was stuff that really happened. It was about friends and just talking to them and things that really could have happened. Are those dreams about the future and when you are in that moment you think to yourself "deja vu"? I wonder? I have so much cleaning to do. Since my knees have been hurting really bad from my dancing queen moves that I have not been doing any form of cleaning since! My kids don't seem to know how to clean up after themselves. They say they do but really, they don't and then blame each other. Hal Sparks is hilarious!!! I am listening to him on the radio. I love him. He is singing karaoke on the radio. LMAO Keep on Loving You is the song. I listen to Radio Alice in the morning, a station in S.F. with Sarah and No Name. Love them! Well, should get my butt in gear and stop rambling on ab
My Secret Love
MY SECRET LOVE As we come upon Valentines Day The day for LOVE We are miles apart But are connected through our hearts I want to write you a note But dont really know what to say I wonder how you would act If I approached you this way You probably wont understand But I have to let my heart speak I just dont know how to explain it All my words get weak You make my heart feel Something its never felt before Its a different feeling I cant deny And too strong to ignore Its just so strange to me Because I barely even know you But still I cant help but wonder Is it a crush or something true? I think of you all the time Wondering if I ever cross your mind I keep this all bottled up inside Its about time I let it all unwind Writing this will let me know If you feel the same for me If you read this Hopefully you will answer and we will see I could only ask you What are you doing to me? You make my heart skip a beat And you drive me crazy
Thanks Lewis, Lol
Your Heart
Your heart is like some icy lake, On whose cold brink I stand; Oh, buckle on my spirit's skate, And lead, thou living saint, the way To where the ice is thin-- That it may break beneath my feet And let a lover in!
Random Things
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Want To Auction Yourself Off?
I'm going to have an auction anyone who is interested in joining in on the fun let me know..You decide what you are willing to give your new owner..So let me know if your interested thanks!!!!
-area 51- Lounge Support
Ok, so your having problems at area 51? Below i will show you all you need to know to get involved in -Area 51-'s Chat: First the most frequently asked question..."How do I change my name" actually it usually doesnt come in that form it's usually something like "Whys my name bumpkincuddles" or something like that. The reason for this is your assigned a default name when you join...It's up to you to change it or keep it. So on with the instructions! So you have just joined the lounge and your name is ...lets say....Cuddlemuffin...(sorry for ya). Click on your name... In the following example i click my own name "**DJ** Faizon Once you have clicked on your name you will get this screen: This is where you can easily edit your name by clicking in the name field and deleting whats already there. After deleting add your new name and click ok. Ok so you have added your name and now you want to add a picture....this is a little more complex then changing your name. However it is s
For The Girls
One for the girls Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
4 Different Types Of Girls..
Someone had posted this, and I think it's messed up, but my question for all the players and real men out there....Is it true or false? 4 different types of girls: 1. Wifey 2. Boo 3. Bitches 4. Hoes 1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.. 2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides

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