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CrackHead's blog: "a rant"

created on 08/12/2007  |  http://fubar.com/a-rant/b114517

karoke

OK, so now on a different note. I wanted to talk about those people that do karoke all drunk and can barely talk. Why is it there friends don't go up and say if they don't know already. You know that you are making a total ass out of yourself and there are people staring at you wondering how much you had to drink or who dropped you on your head.. As the face of that guy from american idol flashes in there head and all they hear is SHE BANGS SHE BANGS and there is a dork up there trying to dance. I would go up and get my friend. I mean if only to keep someone seeing them sit back down next to me. Plus I would like to keep my ears I have heard screams that sounded better the some of the sounds that come out of these peoples mouths. Yea, lets hold that note as there voice cracks and changes tone about 30 time is 3 seconds. Now don't get me wrong I am know better I can't get up there and hold a tune any better but I mean come on people.. Don't wreck my drink with your version of "this is why I am hot" you may have been hot at one point but now that you opened your mouth. Not so much.. damn... and how about those Guys up there trying to hold a high note. I spend most of the song trying to figure out who kicked him in the nuts. Its not natural for a guy to try and sing so high that it sounds like his nuts are in a vice. Don't get me wrong there are a few guys that could give a woman a run for her money with the high notes but thats just not natural. I think that someone was playing a joke with them we will make them look like a man and wait wait this shit will be funny we will make them talk like a girl.. Look at mike tyson big ass dude could pretty much whoop anyones ass but don't let him talk. I mean I would be scared of him until he opened his mouth and said I am gonna kick your ass I think i would just drop to the floor laughing mocking him.. Mind you I would probally end up dead but I would have gone out laughing my ass off. not sure how to end this so.
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