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Bitch I'm From Louisiana
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Louisiana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! IN CALIFORNIA: I can wear sandals all year long I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often I know what real cheese & avocados taste like Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear I know 65 mph really means 100 When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck arou
What I Found Playing In My Backyard This Morning Lol
I heard some noises from my back window this morning, so I went outside to investigate.When I got out there there were 5 little kittens out playing about in my backyard and in the bushes and trees. What a cute way to start my morning off! They were having so much fun, so I grabbed my cell and took a couple pictures. Wishing everyone a great Friday and Have a good weekend! ~WYLDKAT~ ROBIN
Random Anonymous Bitching
i guess it makes you feel a little better because you get it out without directly hurting people's feelings. so, here it goes. ~You, your boyfriend is a dick. he has the worst case of single child syndrome i have ever seen. He is annoyingly selfish and i hope he gets beat up. ~You, i met you a long time ago...bought you a whip...in real life...haven't seen you but 2 times since. i miss you. wish you stuck around longer. ~You, wish you lived closer, cause we would have way too much fun. ~You, your entirely too nice. I get mean when i'm drunk sometimes and you let me walk all over you...i feel bad about it later. ~You, shut the fuck up. you are soooo not as cool as you believe you are. you might have a few friends in this on-line world, but your a fucking loser. i mean come on, your a mother who is a felon for not paying your child support! you should be shot. ~You, sometimes you creep me out a little. you seem innocent enough, but sometimes you give me a weird vibe. st
Crew Radio Contest Announcements And Updates
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Pure Romance Specials!!
Somewhere along the line many of us settle for jobs we don't enjoy. The good news is it doesn't have to stay that way. You can make the choice today to stop settling and start having some fun! Have you ever had so much fun at work that you weren't ready to go home? Didn't think so. Most people count down the minutes 'til they're off the clock. Then again, those people aren't getting paid to party. When you love what you do, it doesn't feel like work. You determine how successful you want to be. You don't have to wait for your boss to decide you deserve that promotion or raise that's long overdue. The benefits and success you achieve are directly proportionate to how much effort you decide to put into your business. What if I told you it is possible to make $100.00 to $1000.00 in 4 - 6 hours? What if I told you, YOU decide your working hours, stay home with the kids, spend more time doing things you love? Sounds pretty good huh? Become a Pure Romance Consultant and disc
I Am Fanning Everyone
Hey, everyone. I have decided to fan everyone on my friend's list. I thought it would be nice to do so. Maybe you could fan me too. That would be great. If I haven't fanned you yet leave me a comment letting me know and i will do so. Thank you and have a great day
Luscious Vixen On Her Soapbox
ABC's Of a SAFER Home! Create a Safer and Healthy Home by Dr. Joyce M. Woods Begin by thinking of your home as a toxic waste dump. The average home today contains 62 toxic chemicals - more than a chemistry lab at the turn of the century. More than 72,000 synthetic chemicals have been produced since WW II. Less than 2% of synthetic chemicals have been tested for toxicity, mutagenic and carcinogenic effects, or birth defects. The majority of chemicals have never been tested for long-term effects. a. An EPA survey concluded that indoor air was 3 to 70 times more polluted than outdoor air. b. Another EPA study stated that the toxic chemicals in household cleaners are 3 times more likely to cause cancer than outdoor air. c. CMHC reports that houses today are so energy efficient that "out-gassing" of chemicals has no where to go, so it builds up inside the home. d. We spend 90% of our time indoors, and 65% of that time at home. Moms, infants and the elderly spend 90% of their
Just For Fun
Damn I thought wtf i bought so many blasts tonight i want to have a contest to see who is the best bomber 1st place a 1 month VIP 2nd a 3 day blast 3rd place a big pimp gift but i need at least 10 people to join < wink > wanna? If you do contact FTW Lost Goth Blessings Contesants red_hot_thongs~kingdom of wolves@ fubar chrisgrl41~LVE OF ABSENCE FROM K.O.W.~G-SPOTTER@ fubar LADY~TIGER~@ fubar ->~Princess~: ok ill take ou off then n/p ~Princess~: im sorry hun but due to some personal reasons i have to pull out of the contest........id love to be in it but i cant...........again im sorry THE WOLF Feared and hated by men the world over, the mighty wolf has been plagued by all forms of evil stories, myths and legends. Hunted, trapped and killed to the point of extinction, many of these majestic animals are gone forever -- their breeds and blood lines never to be seen again. In spite of the many horror st
Contests
congrats to mz yummy winner of the mirror mirror contest most rates and comments MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL. there is a lot of mirror pics out there so i decided to do a mirror pic contest PRIZES R AS FOLLOWS judges pick 3 day blast baller gift custom, morph graphic, tag set ( welcome, thanks, humpday) most rates (NUMBER OF RATES) {200 rates gets 3day blast} 1 day blast big baller gift custom graphic, morph tag set ( welcome, thanks, humpday) most comments (2000 COMMENTS GET U THE MOST RATES PACKAGE) custom graphic, morph all winners get contest certificate hit me up and let me know the mirror pic u wanna use
Romance&relationship
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You don't multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style and 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. i'll be the six if you be the nine. eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you
Attention!!!!!
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Thank U All.....
i wanted to thank all of u guys who showed me love cause im down, i didnt kno so many of u had luv for me....im speechless. i just had to let y'all kno that its well appreciated...thanks again xoxoxo hugs & kisses 4 ALL
Wendy
I haven't had a whole lot of experience with this, but from what I have experienced, I thouroughly enjoy it. I think maybe that is because of Wendy. She is beautiful and sweet and a very dirty, naughty girl. She is almost insatiable, with the biggest appetite for cock that I have ever heard of. She's a slut, my best friend, a surgical tech, a mom, smart, beautiful, sweet, nasty, horny, and I love her dearly. I love watching her suck cock (she does this extremely well) almost like she's milking it with her mouth, I also love sucking cock with her, kissing her with the head of his cock between our lips... mmmmm.... yes that is a favorite. I love watching her ride cock... she grinds on it with no worries in her mind about if he's getting off... because for sure at least she will.... anyways, i have to go rub one out now...lol....
This Awesome Guy Needs 7k To Level
My good friend scott ditto needs 7K to level... Can all of you show him some mad love? I am very sure he will give you lots back! sditto3@ fubar ~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Co-Founder of BOMBERS R US Cheerleader Squad ~Member of the Syndicate~ Please sign@ fubar
Prayers Needed
Hey all pls pray for me the doctor does not know what is causing all of my pain but they are looking into it. But all I am asking is for your prayers.. Thank you all kisses to everyone!!
Sexdual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 127 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Prayer
Prayer For The Living Why does the thought of death The feeling of ending this life The torture, the pain, the hurt The discomfort I cause, Why does it feel so right? But the thought of the pain The mechanics, the method The hows and wherefores.. Why is that so beyond me, my abilities, My confidence? I know I would be better dead All I care for is others All I do is hurt others All I want to do is leave others To their lives away from me Is my inability from caring? Knowing the final act of hurt The final ability to screw others To give those who truly care A pain even I haven't done before? But they would recover And they could see it was done Maybe not consciously, but truly For the best for them And therefore the best for me. Is it fear that stops me? The inability to take the pain I couldn't inflict on myself The cowardly woman I am, The quitter, never finishing the Job So I carry on to conceal the feelings Trying to do all I can for a
Remembrance
Remembrance She remembers it all, All the people who had said They cared, but did they really? She remembers it all, The sound of laughter and How happy she'd been, but was she really? She remembers it all, His arms around her and He said "I love you," but he didn't really! She remembers it all, The pain she'd felt when he left, How her heart ached, but did it really? She remembers it all, The feeling of being so alone, The feeling no one cared, and they didn't really! But now they'll remember her, Staring at the knife in her hand How easy to slit her wrists, but will she really?
Read This
88 PRECEPTS by David Lane (P.O.W.) Member of The Order Until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, every writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world is in flames because Races, Sub-races, Nations, and Cultures are being forced to violate their own Nature- ordained instincts for self-pre
Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors: Friend Or Foe?
and thank you for all your love prayers and concern. i went to a public wooded park late wednesday evening-the same one i went to in 1975 eqipped with all i needed. i wasn't sad by the time i got there-i just thought of my booming record sales and noteriety i would receive but never enjoy. i found my spot--it was 9.22 pm eastern daylight savings time--i opened 2 bottles-took from one and then the other-before i returned to bottle 1 a deep sleep befell me--i heard in my mind in almost concert hall quality the opening refrains of my song 'The Funeral Fire' that closes my melancholia falling album. 11 hours later--i wake up--sad-but still here--i pop 2 caffeine pills and drove home. i got home and had a google alert that serotin reuptake inhibitors withdrawal--the meds i was using to combat my sadness can cause suicide--well--not here--almost but no . why was i withdrawing--the dr. proscribed 50 mgs twice a day--the ins co would only give 100mgs. i also got an email that my prescription
You Know Who You Are
Goodbye Well maybe now I should just say goodbye You used to be my lover and my friend But I never felt I really was yours So maybe this is the end. I'm different from you,my love has no end Each other we've never understood When I do tell you goodbye again This time it will be for good Whenever I'm mad at you it hurts me so bad And you don't even care I don't know why, I just want to cry And someday I won't be here. The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm They're only made of pen But once they are blood that turns brown They'll be there again and again. If I hurt you, I only hurt myself worse But that doesn't really matter All I seem to do is hurt. And my spirit's bruised and battered. I do not know why it has to be so I really wish it did not But the way this has been going it is basically shot. You don't need me and worse yet, you don't want me And that's how I know These words are the ones I have to speak- I love you, but goodbye.
Help Please!!
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Closed
Sorry, I'm Closed We were friends, we were lovers, we were friends You're hot, you're cold, you're warm You come, you go, you linger about I'm showered with affection Then ignored without intention You pull me close, you push me away You want me, you don't, but you won't say good-bye On bright days, you don't need me But when the dark lonely ones come around You reach into the shadows Where you keep me hanging And feed from my soul No More I'm cutting the chains with which you have bound me I am setting myself free I can no longer be your crutch There is nothing there for me My best wishes go with you For your peace Some love and some happiness As I must now move along To find some of my own.
Poem I Stole From Mike
Freedom I released you, you're gone I gave you freedom today The loneliness I'll face Is worth the price I'll no longer pay For 3 years I let you Destroy and break me I let your dominane and ownership Completely just take me I believed all your lies When you said you loved me When you said you needed me You worshipped and adored me I guess, for awhile I needed to believe That you were being straight up With no intentions to deceive You called me your baby The love of your life Stupid me never knew You were thinking of your wife So run to her As fast as you can Lie to her also You're not even a man You have no soul And your heart is pure black I feel sorry for you Karma always hits back Someday you will need me Someday you will crawl When that someday comes I'll hang up on your call Cuz I released you, you're gone I gave you freedom today The loneliness I'll face Is worth the price I'll no longer pay
Fu-bombers
I will be leaving here in a few minutes to head to class and I won't be back home until later this afternoon... I will try to get on for a bit after I am done with my homework! Miss you all and hope to see you sooner rather then later:D Misty Yaya! I just got a shout from Short&Sweet....she is back! Well kinda:P She only has dialup right now so she's not able to much, and not very quickly! But go show her some love! She'll get it eventually:D shortandsweet*fu-bombers family*(recruiter)@ fubar Yaya! Misty Okay so quite a few people have asked me to make them an ID but I need some information before I can finish them........I need to know a color that you want.....and it can be just about anything, doesn't have to be just primary colors...and verify if you want a light or dark shade. Also I need what you want written under your name, it can be ANYTHING that you want it to be. If you are not sure, feel free to take a peek at the ones I've made, they are in the album t
Help!
Help My Friend!
yeah baby! please help my SEXI friends! please go comment the hell out of their picture so they can win the contest!!!
Fool For You
I Was A Fool For You. I don't know when my laughter turned to tears, When my joys became my fears, when one touch and you'd be gone, and I'd be standing all alone. I laughed till I cried, I knew, but still I tried, To make a place in your life. You walked away without a word, you neither saw nor heard The love I tried to prove The way my life, around you moved. I don't know how long I cried and wished that I had died. And how my body ached for you, And how you ignored my love so true. So, I'm standing all alone again, Wiping the tears that always begin, Every day and every night and every silent moment of my life , Whenever I think of the many ways I was a fool for you.
Twenty 1
So I'm 21 on the 24th. And as for the 28th. That's when I'm going to the village. So if anyone is from lanc lanc lol aka Lancaster pa. Feel free to come. I think its like 10 dollars. But ill be around there by 9 or 10. I doubt there is anyone from the area. But at least I'm not saying you have to get me anything. Its just something to do. Anyway. I'm outta here. Feel free to email me if you want at 7173333236@Tmo.blackberry.net So why does this happen. You want your brother to help you out. He says yes. But then the next day. He says he didn't sleep because he thinks bad things are gonna happen and then he tells my mom. I asked my brother to borrow his ID for one night. But no, now he won't let me get it. Its just stupid cuz he says he will do it and then switches it up. I'm 21 September 24 and I just can't wait anymore. Anyway. If anyone is around the area. September 28 I'm going clubbing. Ill be wearing a red and white shirt. And some faded blue looking jeans lmao. I just picked
Zombie Teddy Bear!!!
.........I want my ZOMBIE teddy bear...........lol. Its cold and ...scary... and I lost my Zombie MOM!!!! ROFL!!! :P:O:P:O:P.... I want my ZOMBIE teddy bear .. I cant find it!!! LOL!!! :( Its got a missing head... And its stuffing is half fallen out of its tummy.. lol.. Its missing one eye.. And the legs are missing.. Its smells really bad .. But good to me.. ROFL!!!
Rants.
About Me
http://xwars11.zynga.com/mwms/track.php?n=profile_clicked_1&next=index.php You Are a Carousel You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously. You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal. Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demandin
If U Want Some Den Come Get Some!
man i'm back on tha bulletin what i call in tha booth so test me and son will speak tha truth off tha top of my head if u willin to break bread den imma do tha same it ain't nothin fa tha chossen child to start flowin when i'm glowin in my spotlight showin all my words never fallin of tha curb u better respest me if u want respect back its a dot cizzile always ready to come back and attack u wit ur dick in tha booty spin around & touch ur toes ass face me and my dawgs runnin and takin over ur shit like tha louisisana purchase don't fuck wit me if u don't want ur feelins or emoitions hurt layin down in tha dirt wit dat fresh tee boy u got problems leve it up to me imma stop ur heart and ur breathin when u cheiffin on some of my weedin when u thinkin damn dis shit is good fuck around wit my family or my team u'll be seein u darkess fears smeared out all in tha field imma just be real fuck all dat what u talkin bout and what ya lookin at u see me in dat all black charger wit dem all black
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Poetry
I Love Dirty Weeds!!!
Us Zombies love Dirty weeds..... YUMMY.... lol. Me and Goddess got so many of them last night... I thought it was Christmas!! Lmao!!! Dont you ppl know that Zombies love Dirty weeds.... Rofl!!! They are good for my ZOMBIE Diet, and good Ruffage !!! LMFAO!!! But for good ness sakes at least if you send us some yummy dirty weeds.. Dont send it Anonymously.... ROFL!! We want to repay you in the upmost utter fashion!!!! LMFAO!!! ROFL!!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:O:P We coudln't wash the dirty weeds first .. LMAO!! Or else the wouldn't be dirty weeds.. ROFL!! :O:O: They would then be clean weeds... LMFAO!! PMSL!!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:-S:-S But now I gots an aching Zombie tummy ache from eatin all them Dirty weeds we got sent.. (((BURP))))......((((Burp))))))..... hahaa.... Where's the Zombie Tums...lol... :P:O:P:O:P:O
Poetry
R.i.p Shane
May Raymond Rest In Piece and find Much Clown Luv in Shangri-La. CAVE-IN-ROCK — The 30-year-old man who had been reported missing was found dead near the venue that the four-day Insane Clown Posse “Gathering” took place, a Hardin County dispatcher said Thursday afternoon. Cindi Shockley, secretary for the Hardin County Emergency Management Agency, said her agency was notified of a missing person report Wednesday. She said crews started searching for Raymond Shane Barnett of Indianapolis yesterday and continued the search at 7 a.m. this morning. Friends say that Barnett was last seen Saturday night when he was taken to the hospital. Employees with the Hardin County Hospital could not confirm nor deny Barnett was treated at the hospital and would not comment. Canines were used in the search, as well as the agency’s search and rescue boat, Shockley said. About 10 to 15 volunteers were helping with the search along with the Hardin County Sheriff’s Department
Just Lettin U Know What's Up.
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let everyone know that tonight is my last night in indy ... *sob* I'm gonna miss everybody. I'm not going to be online very often cause well I don't have it hooked up at the other place yet. we're moving out in the boondocks, so I dunno what kinda connection they have out there, i doubt i get it if it's dial up... fuck that... lol but anyways... write to me.... i will check my email all the time when i'm at class and what not.... i love you guys.... xoxoxoxoxoxo.....****LuBBnZ****.... Hey everyone. I just wanted to let everyone know what's up with me. I'm probably not going to be online as much as I usually am. I start school on Monday and I'm going to be out of town alot with Brandon. (My Husband) And I just wanted to say I'll miss you guys. Don't forget about me... don't forget to give me LuBBnZ!!! xoxoxoxo p.s. U know I return all love!!! xoxoxo
9 Words Woman Love To Use
9 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is on e of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
My Hero
My all time favorite Fleetwood Mac song. It has a very special meaning to me. I use to sing it back in highschool at events and stuff :P The video... Live on the Dance tour... She was just a wish... I absolutely love Stevie Nicks. She's my hero! Don't hide behind your hair that way.
Just Random Thoughts!
I havent been around lately as much as i want to be
Men Strike Back !
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------ - ------------------------------------
Tribute For Our Troops
Fubar Marriage
anyone know about the fubar marriage? if so let me know what you have to do. thanks. Have a good night.ttyl
Words
Resign My Guest Book
My Page
Passionate Stories
I had this dream you came over and I was at the airport with flowers awaiting your arrival, and when we saw one another it was as if we known each other and I was gone for a long time you ran into my arms and I gave you a passionate welcome home kiss. We went out to dinner and we danced to Marvin Gaye and I just held you close and looked into your eyes and told you I missed you sooo much. And we kissed again as we danced then we went to the kitchen and then things got heated up a lil, as you was washing the fruit of choice i was behind you kissing you on the back of your neck, then i was holding you by the waist and was holding you close to me. You could feel the pressure of Sampson growing against your ass but you moved to the rhythm of the beat nice and slow. I turned you around and we began kissing deeply and passionately I then picked you up and placed you on the counter with your legs spread open and i began to massage your wet spot between your legs through your panties, you sigh
Stories
Waking up to the sound of rain hitting the roof. You stretch, not wanting to be awake yet and find that I'm not in bed with you. You turn to look around the room, your eyes trying to adjust to the darkness. You see my silhouette as lightning flashes outside. You walk slowly over to the chair im sitting in, watching the storm You reach down slowly running your fingertips from my shoulder and down my arm, locking our fingers together. Standing up i put our hands behind your back, slowly caressing your face with the other hand. Placing my finger to your lips, a sly grin across my lips. I lead you out of the bedroom and down stairs. "What are you doing?" you ask. Looking back at you i tell you to just come with me. Walking out the backdoor, onto the patio. The rain so cool on my bare chest, you stand in the open doorway looking at me, laughing. I come to the door and pull you out with me. Pulling you into my arms, kissing you, the rain making your hair wet and heavy, m
Pagan Stories
I found this and really liked it so i thought i would share it with you... A Special Note to the Christians who tell me I am going to burn in hell for eternity by Summer Fey Foovay A special note to the Christians who like to tell me I am going to fry in hell for eternity You believe in the Devil. I do not. You believe in a firey Hell. I do not. Maybe you believe in an earth shattering apocolypse as well. I believe that if that happens, it is because we allowed it to. The big difference between our religions, as far as I can see, is your God of Love will condemn me to eternity in Hell. My loving Goddess will greet you when you enter the spirit world. Sit down with you and a box of popcorn and watch the movie of your life, then ask you how you judge yourself and the way you spent the power of your spirit in this life. If the two of you decide you spent it spreading negativity and pain, she will embrace you, pat you on the head, and then chose another life for you on th
Kunzj78
You have a sexual IQ of 120 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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I'm Baaaaaacccckk...lol
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Lyrics That Mean Something To Me
Baby join me in death Baby join me in death Baby join me in death We are so young our lives have just begun but already we're considering escape from this world and we've waited for so long for this moment to come we're so anxious to be together together in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death This world is a cruel place and we're here only to lose so before life tears us apart let death bless me with you Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living this life ain't worth living Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Won't you die Baby join me in death Won't you die tonight for love Baby join me in death Baby join me in death I
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15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It’s okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen. If you’re going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.” Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over? Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you’re prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up. It is de
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This Is Sad But Sweet
grab a tissue if you have a heart you will shed some tears when you listen to the little girl talks,turn up the volume!!!Turn On Volumethey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and b
Just Stuff
I need about 6,000 to level up....can anyone help? :) So Ryan and I went out to my uncles property last night and camped.....My uncles was gone fishing so we hung out with his fiance and my cousins and there old men......We had a great time! Played quarters in the dark lol and went through 3 bottles between pretty much just 4 of us...... oh yeah this morning was great! So we have some fun tastic pictures that we took and I will get them up on here soon! Woot! So I just got a call from my friend who was expecting her 6th child....I saw her just this morning and she is due any day....they have 5 daughters all under the age of 9. So she calls me to let me know that this afternoon she gave birth to their 6th daughter! So we welcome baby Naveah, to go with her sisters Angelina, Serefina, MercyAnna, Zemirah, and Yakila.....my good lordy who can handle that many girls!
Bitching
One of the things ive been doing in trying to rebuild my life is to reconfigure my thinking about alot of things. One of those things is respect. What is respect? How do I get it? Whom do I give it to? What exactly is respect? Is it a way of handling yourself? Is it a way of handling others? It's both and much more. Respect starts with loving yourself for who you are. NO matter how you live your life, if it's a way that enables you to be good to yourself, then do it. Respect yourself enough to make your life good. Respect is not letting yourself use others or be used. Also, when you respect yourself, it may not be in a way you think is a big deal. It's the small stuff. It's not letting yourself be put into compromising positions. It's not when you make decisions that you know arent what you need to be doing. You are so much better. How do you get respect? You dont get it just because you say so. You dont get it by disrespecting yourself. You get respect by acting respectfully. Do
Tierd Of The Haters & Drama
Well as you all know the price of mums went up to 5K I enjoy rating & commenting...however what is pissing me off at the moment are people asking to be friends just to add to their friend list because that only costs $100(i think...anyway it's allot cheaper)I happen to value friendship & would do most anything for my friends(i have made some awesome friends on here!)So if you want to be friends for only that reason...FORGET IT!! I know this is a site only for fun,but i am irritated & just need a moment to vent...that you for listening & have a great week!! Why must people hate? Isn't there enough hate in the world already? Are people rude & ignorant because they can be? Because it's only the internet?? Today my main photo was marked NSFW.I have been here 10 months & had countless pictures marked...i have let it go,but today i have had enough!! I am marking all my pictures privet...yet upset i am forced to do that.I have seen soooo many pictures that were & are without a doubt NSFW
Banned From The Mumms...again!!!
Broke Ass Bitches
well one thing I cried tonight another thing is Im starting to Think I will never get to see my Son in England another thing is I let someone down that Loves me and Cares... How do us Human beings suppose to help one another when People Dont care... This land of the Free is one of the Most fucked up places to live If you dont make a Good sum of Money Or have one of them fancy goverment Jobs Well your gonna be one big pile of Shit I have a Family in England 1. A Wife 2. A son 3. A step-son wtf am i suppose to do when I go apply for Jobs everywhere in Town and I dont get shit back... Smoke myself retarded and Tell my wife everynight Im gonna get a job tomorrow FUCK that The lies stop here. I love my Son I love my Wife Why dont anyone else Love me??
Body Salutes
Ok so what I want is for ppl to write my name "Big Girls Ride Hard " on their body. Anywhere they choose. It will be in a NSFW folder thats open though. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh,the Things I Think
well... nothing new that I am here talking to myself again. I am on a hate fest today I think. I am sick of my job. I hate it. I am a slave & get paid shit to do it. all I want to do is try to support my family & pay my fucking bills... whats so wrong with that??? I don't see why I always take all the shit from everyone.... OH I KNOW... ITS CAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING NICE!!!! well ya know what.. fuck them & fuck nice! it only gets me stepped on. I am so sick of getting the blame for shit I didn't do... (and I dn't tell cause I'm NOT A SNITCH) but where the hell does it get me? in better with a fucker who lets someone else take the fll? fuck that! so whats right? I beat myself up over all of it & I don't know why cause they don't give me a second thought.... so why should I care? I wish I was selfish sometimes. nice gets you nothing but shit on! oh well...ranting doesn't help either I guess... but it sure makes me feel better to say fuck alot!!! smiles!
My Pimp Outs
Shoutbox Stuff
->jokerfly: thanks jokerfly: fuck you ...you are a jew bastard and he deleted every comment i left on his mumm RocketDesc...: cool ->RocketDesc...: high five RocketDesc...: ? ->RocketDesc...: ^5 RocketDesc...: PATS RULE! need i say more Cooter: oh look your pc isnt working right wonder why? haahahahah see you soon little boy say your prayers Cooter: spread it to your fag friends mother fucker Cooter: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=261725 ->Cooter: come to my fucking doorstep. you have no idea what you'll be walking into you pussy Cooter: come with dont talk shit you fucking little nigger go on your way little boy have daddy touch your bottom as you like OWNED FAGGALO Cooter: owned bitch now fuck off before i come to your door step and things wont go like you think they will go ->Cooter: you fucking wish buddy. i would fucking dismantle your bitch ass you cock mongering loser. why don't you go back to looking up your kiddie porn and trying to get me with shitty insults
Inxs
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Rantings Cuz I Can!
Beware of language that is in this blog... and of misspellings that I could care less about! This is not to anyone on here at all *well but one person*....it is to a friend of ours that Used us and is a ....well you will see. You wanna fuck with me? You wanna fuck with what is mine and treat me like shit? You wanna lie, decete and be an ugly no good SOB...be my fucking guest, but don't ever ask me for a damn thing! Don't even come at me thinking that you will EVER in a million fucking years have a shoulder to cry on here! Don't ask my family or friends for shit EVER NEVER again! You think you are God's gift to people? Where do you get off? Who do you think you are? GET THIS YOU NO GOOD SOB....you are less than nothing to anyone in my life, on my friends list or in my family's life. You can take you playing games, lying, stealing asses some where else cuz I fucking don't need the drama or shit in my life and I KNOW that there are several people out there that feel the
Kewl Shiot.
Leaving For The Air Force
I'm in the Air Force Reserves. I'm going to Tech School in Lackland AFB, San Antonio,TX. For those of you not familiar with the Air Force, that is where they hold Basic Training. I've already done my time in Lackland and i'm not ready to go back. I start school September 13, 2007 and finish October 26. I don't know when i'm coming back or if everything will be alright at home with my wife and possible kid on the way. I'm just worried like crazy. I don't want to run into any of my MTI's or anything like that, or lose my wife or anything. New things are scarey to me. I would appreciate anyone who reads this to wish me luck or pray for me if you believe in God. Just drop me a line or comment or message if you would like to i would really appreciate the support. Thanks for listening and please respond.
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2 B 6 Again
..Here's a good laugh for you! Subject: 2 b 6 again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adv
I Cant Mum?!
I DID A MUM ABOUT THE LINK FOR MY CONTEST AND THEY DELETED IT AND BANNED ME FROM MUMMING! Y DIDNT THEY WARN ME 1ST! I DIDNT RELIZE ME BING IN A CONTEST WAS OFFENSIVE. I THINK THEY SHOULD GIVE US ATLEAST A WARNING B4 BANNING, DONT U? LET ME NO! BY THE WAY HERES THE LINK....http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=3326508569 BOMBS AWAYS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Wanna Win The Princess Contest!!
Yayyyy! Its time for the sexiest pic contest and I am entered!!!!!! Okay so click on the pic and rate and comment! It all counts and I want to win guys so help me out!!! I am #8 so at least in the top 10 but I want to be #1 so please click on the picture and vote for me!!!!!!! Heres the current standings for my contest as of 10AM Good work you guys If your down near the end work harder, bomb yourself, call your friends. Nobody wants to be in last Name Comments 1 j-roxxx 2260 2 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 1619 3 lil devil 1392 4 Jenn 815 5 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 718 6 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 701 7 Raema aka .:TITS:. 675 8* Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 528 9 Liquid Fantasy 485 10 Cute Lil Jellybean 402 11 Lisa Smith 279 12 ac1d_eyez 262 13 Misty 209 14 Big Poppa 122 15 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 95 16 FallinAngel 90 17 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 22 18 Passion Eyes 10 19 Blue eyed angel 6 20 Klittle 5 21 I hear you're still
Lingerie Party
ok people Lingerie party my house two sat from now...come one come all...will be having a keg and more...message for details
I Wanna Win The Princess Contest!!!
Wammie's World
One of Fubar's Coolest and hottest guys Ben DoveЯ®™ is in a contest to win a Happy Hour! If my friends could go and leave a few comments and a rate any love will be appreciated thank you so much click the picture below! Don't Press Your Luck Wammie
Part 2 >> Dale Sr. Fans & Dale Jr.doubters
Insomnia 2
so, i go the "Dr." about my sleeplessness...just what i need another f*ckin disorder...like the last 44 years haven't been full of nothing but disorder. my one solace is he says and i quote"it's ok...you're fixable" HA i almost peed myself. i like him. so, while i am at the pharmacy waiting anxiously for my DRUGS hehehe...I see this book by Dr. Gregg Jacobs. I have been in therapy for insomnia and anxiety and panic attacks for like a year(once a month...hmmm) and was seeing no real improvement. Luckily, I decided to take some action and got this book. I thought it sounded like it could help me. My sleeping still needs improvement, but I have broken through the intense anxiety and depression that was engulfing my life. I feel so different but,I only get sleep when IT comes to me. I am hoping that with this new medication and at least getting some sleep here and there will be a big improvement...we'll see
Please Read
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they
Great Idea
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they di
Plz Read !!!
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they
Just My Blog
Things are going ok for me here. I have been adjusting to the single life fairly well. Nice to be able to do what you want when you want. But there are times that is still sucks. Kinda need a friend I guess. My bud Mike has been a big help just being someone to talk too, but would be nice to just meet a few more people. But one thing at time. Got my life under control. Now time to just keep moving forward. Take care everyone! And keep smiling! Just wanted to say hello out there! Just set up and looking around. So far, so good!
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Crash Of The Day
Help Jaime
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On A Lighter Note...
New cpu...$1199 Internet service...$50 Gettin back 2 fubar...priceless I'll b back n about a wk,guyz. Peace...xox YES I KNOW-AND I APOLOGIZE...ITZ OFFICIAL,MY PAGE IZ A MESS-TOTAL REDESIGN CUMMIN,PROB 2MORROW!SO SHOW ME LOTZ OF LUV CUZ IM GOIN 2 NEED THE MOTIVATION,LOL!!! AS 4 NOW,IM ON MY WAY 2 A SHOW-LOCAL MUSIC SCENE N THIS BURG IZ SUPRISINGLY GUD,SO IM GONNA GO ROCK THE FUCK OUT AND I WILL C U GUYZ LATER ON.HAVE A GR8 NITE LOVED 1'Z AND FUBARIANZ N GENERAL.pEACE...XOX Hello kiddies,itz me again just when u thought it wuz safe 2 go online,lol! Well ur all still semi-safe since my time and capability 2 really hangout here much iz severely limited,but at least im able 2 pop n 4 quick visitz now.Thought id warn ya,lol! xox
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Family Matters Most
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I Don't Know If You Wanna See This...
I AM questionable content. When I walk into a room, everything dirty becomes a joke to me.
Radio Station
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Sex Iq 146
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Why
amen. dont read if your're immature...seriously Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Read
Please read Body: If you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing, or you can just forget having friends. Hi, my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE!" Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wo
Angels All Around Us
> >FW: psalm 55:22 > > Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. > > "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." > > This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: > > > > I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck >in traffic > >on Colorado > >Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I >barely managed > >to coast, > >cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be >blocking traffic > >and > >would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It >wouldn't even > >turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking >out of the > >"quickie > >mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and >fell into a > >Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay > > > > When I got there, it looked more like she had been over
Because We Care!!!!!!
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16 .How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I WISH you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, t
What Happened?
Operation Paperclip Casefile http://greyfalcon.us/restored/Operation%20Paperclip%20Casefile.htm Home Page After WWII ended in 1945, victorious Russian and American intelligence teams began a treasure hunt throughout occupied Germany for military and scientific booty. They were looking for things like new rocket and aircraft designs, medicines, and electronics. But they were also hunting down the most precious "spoils" of all: the scientists whose work had nearly won the war for Germany. The engineers and intelligence officers of the Nazi War Machine. The U.S. Military rounded up Nazi scientists and brought them to America. It had originally intended merely to debrief them and send them back to Germany. But when it realized the extent of the scientists knowledge and expertise, the War Department decided it would be a waste to send the scientists home. Following the discovery of flying discs (foo fighters), particle/laser beam weaponry in German military base
Ralph Spidell
For My Reflection: My Dear Friend Who Is Everything In One To Me
Obsession - Animotion
Jokes
THE PURINA DIET! FUNNY Body: I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'
Securtiy Companies Vs Tattoos
There is an unwritten rule regarding visible tattoos while on duty as a security officer. Granted I understand that companies want security officers to appear respectable and professional. But..... If a security company forces security officers to cover up tattoos that are neither slanderous nor obscene, is the company breaking state and federal laws pertaining to discrimination? Is the company breaking their own policies on ethics, equal opportunities, and diversity policy? In addition is it ethical to force security officers to wear long sleeves during the summer in a factory setting? I'm open to opinions either for or against these polices, let me know how you feel on this.
I'd Fuck You!
there is at least one person on your friends list who wants to Fuck the Hell out of You, so lets play the Fuck or Pass game. the rules are simple, if you want to fuck the person who sent you this, send them a message saying "yeah, i'd fuck you!" dont be scared!!! lol this shits funny! you have to repost this!!! repost this as Fuck or Pass... dont be lame and not repost!
Read My Thoughts From Beautifully Broken
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts Okay I have a question.Do men really think that some of the things you say are tasteful,even if they are do you really think it is nice or proper to say shit in the first two things you say to someone.Damn get to know me and stop assuming I would like to hear it.It is a major turn off,at least woo me a little bit.So if I stop talking to you out of the blue with no response this is why!!! If I turn you on then great but to continue on with do you wear thongs or would you like to fuck will get you no where.I would never do that to you so why makes it okay for you to do me in this manner.I know my page is a little racey but still it is not an excuse to treat me like some fucking whore!!! You have just met someone online. He/She says all the right things, and this might actually be a dream come true. Your internet date is the soul mate you’ve searched your entire life for. Or are they? Here are a few indications about your online date to help yo
O0o La La
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Widowmaker's Web
Come check out my new pics, i finally posted my salute pics,see any of my pics that u like feel free to Rip them!Rate them first! I'm looking for bar tenders security etc.for my lounge,Widowmaker's Web,it is a place where u can kick back,have a few and talk about wrestling,harleys,music,whatever u want to,and remember,what happens at the Web,stays at the Web! If Interested,send me a shout or a pm!then friend me!I have a new pardner in crime so to speak,thanks Kell!your adorable and half owner of the Web!
Time To....
Well, bittersweet, yes, life is and has been...a long tough summer for me..as most know, i buried both my Daddy and my Mom, 6 weeks apart...in order to care for them both and through the three months of illness, death, celebration of life and another death, i had to sell my motorcycle to continue flying back and forth to California; it was the most worthy of causes and i am grateful i had it to give...i am beginning, just beginning the "healing" process...hard to explain, but...it's time for me to stand up, put my big girl panties on and step forward..i've been raising my kids for seven years now, alone..hell, i haven't had a date in i don't know when, let alone an ole' man..i counted, knew my folks were there, i was not alone..i remind myself that i am not alone now, i have my beautiful girls, i have the memories off Daddy and Mom..i used to turn this damn computer on and leave it on, and so many of you reached out to me to help me through this process, and that has and does mean so m
New Here!
How many of you remember the movie “Patch Adams?” I recently watched the movie again with someone that has it on DVD. I did not know however, it was based on a true story! This man Dr. Patch Adams was a remarkable person. After a troubled childhood and young adulthood, He checked himself into a mental ward and it was there that he had his life altering experience. He found his true life calling, helping others. Unconventional medicine is still to this day how he is explained. He believed every doctor should be a heart specialist, a merry heart specialist that is. He believed that a happy or joyous heart could be the best medicine for curing the sick. Patch created the Gesundheidt Institute where doctors worked for nothing or next to nothing and patients never received a bill. The whole thing funded by donations from supporters from around the world. The web site for this miraculous organization is www.patchadams.org I am writing this today because on this Easter Sunday, one
Plz Read
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. GoTo123: Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you? ByAngel213: Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. GoTo123: Did you have a softball game after school today? ByAngel213: Yes and we won!! GoTo123: That's great! Who did you play? ByAng
Seduction Of The Mind
Imagine soft music, dim lights from the candles burning from tapers in various places around the bed, two wet bodies moving sowly to the beat, lips touching, eyes gazing, hearts beating to the rhythm of the beat that's implanted in our heads. As you listen to my voice your mind begins to wonder what would it feel like, taste like, to have me in your web of passion. Never realizing that love was playing a major role in part of the equation. As we ignored the signs of our love growing deeper everyday, we never realized the role our hearts would play. Knowing that seduction of the mind became real beyound our imagination, now it has became serious now beyond recognition. See we never thought that one innocent spoken hello would turn to I love you in such a short period of time. That's why people should respect not ignore this thing called Seduction Of The Mind Written by: Trevon A.K.A. Bad Boy69
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Central to the LORD's plan is Israel and the Jewish people. Romans 11:11 explains that the Gentile believer has been chosen by God to bring the witness of the LORD to the Jewish people. As this message of Yeshua is brought back to, and received by, the Jewish people, they will say, "Baruch Haba B'Shem Adonai" - "Blessed is He who comes in the Name of the LORD!" … and in so doing, usher in Yeshua's return (Matthew 23:39). Discoveringthejewishjesus.com. God offers all of us the choice between a fruitful, prosperous life, or one that leaves behind little or nothing of lasting value...God's word protects us from evil and its consequences when we fallow it, and it teaches us to rely constantly on God to sustain us at all times....Blessed and fruitful life, Psalm 1:1-6. Law of the Lord, Psalm 19:1-14, Trust in the Lord Psalm 37:1-40. "My child, I am with you, even when you feel there is no one else to turn to, I am there. I will give you wisdom to know the truth. Look to me when the
Real Man
Sometimes I wonder about, all the things I have done to make my lifef complete and whole. But to my surprise I have yet to become the man I want to be, the man I wish to be, the man I desire to be. Most imprtantly the man I know I can be. For it is within our "Temperence" that we must learn to subdue our beastly ways. Make our life more meaningful and treat our ladies with dignity and respect and to make her days more meaningful more appreciated more loved. For our hand is the strength and comfort. And her love for us as pure as a white Dove. Let your emotion and mind run free to express the man you strive to be. See a man takes charge, informs and lays down the laws to his castle, but a real man also knows how and when to say things to avoid the hassle. Because we know there is a limit to what a woman can stand. When we get this formula right we can become a real man. Who can stop a fight with a kiss to ease her fears, not to show rage by violence or, or to her feminini
To My Surprise
To my surprise I was caught up in your eyes, though we just had met we had a night I will never forget. Full of smiles Full of laughter Full of excitement and full of adventure. Your looks are not how I measure your possibility of tranquility standing beside me. Even if it does not become to be you will remain a close friend to me. Now ponder for a monet if you will a night of dancing showing off our skillls, others wonder as we ourselves think of the possibility is this for real?.....There are many who are looking and some that may be surprised. But you attention is soley on me looking deeply into my eyes. Being hypnotized, mesmorized and even fantasize about the moment our lips touch for the first time. Our hearts Beat fast our palms start to sweat but we back away quickly saying no no not yet. Lets remember this moment and freeze it in time, just to say the will be an oppertunity you will become mine. I will cherish the moment I felt the need for you to fall under my sp
You Remind Me
You remind me of a perfect summers day. Sunny full of life-full of different smells and children at play You remind me of lifes first experience riding a bike, first words, first steps, first kiss, first love does this makes sense? You remind me of a never ending dream the dream was so good it made me scream. You remind me of what love should be understanding, communicating, compassion and friendship as well as compatibility. You remind me of a experience that coems to mind, your unselfish ways, your understanding and how you can be so kind. You remind me of things I cant pronounce some things just dont make sense and some you rather not announce. You remind me of a woman I wish I had but never had the oppertunity to meet. So whenever we get the oppertunity to meet I will lay beneath your feet. Written by: Trevon A.K.A Bad Boy69
Sexual Obituary .. Lol ..
What is your Sexual Obituary? Violently, april renee died while in the sack with their lover, Colin Ferrel.april renee will be terribly missed by George Clooney. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Nice To Meet You!
I walked into your room saw that you were sleepin very quietly walked over to you pulled the covers down ,you were wearing that red nighty with no undies and the site of your magnificent vulva excited me so much my hardon was straining my pants.I was literally hurting from the pressure I took off my pants listening to your breathing to make sure you were not waking I knelt down between your legs gazed at your magnificent pussy.I had left the door open just enough the light stopped before it hit your eyes as always the juice from your pussy was just amazing glittering like dew on a petal in the morning sun.I started to stroke myself staring at your pussy within 30 seconds i could feel my cum risin and forced my self to stop.I leaned down and inhaled takin in your scent my senses were going wild.I lightly as i could I placed my mouth on your pussy and o so softly started workin your folds with my tounge I moved up a little takin your clit into my mouth letting my tounge just rest there s
Never Say......
Now, dont just walk away Pretending everythings ok And you dont care about me And I know theres just no use When all your lies become your truths and I dont care... Could you look me in the eye And tell me that youre happy now, Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, Are you happy now? Are you happy now? You took all there was to take, And left me with an empty plate And you dont care about it, And I am givin' up this game Im leaving you with all the blame cause I dont care.... Could you look me in the eye? And tell me that youre happy now, Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, Are you happy now? Are you happy now? Are you happy now? Do you really have everything you want? You can't ever give somethin' you ain't got You cant run away from yourself Could you look me in the eye? and tell me that you're happy now, come on, tell it to my face or have i been replaced, are you happy now? are you happy now? Would you l
Why Is That?
Why Is That? Why is it that people can come in your life get to know you grow to have strong feelings for you but then run away when things get deep? This is something I been vacillating for weeks. Now I think I know what it is it is the facts that they may not be able to have what they want when they want it but when the opportunity presents it self they are no longer thought of or considered. Now is this faith or just how things are? Tell me I want to know because if this is how love grows I don’t want to know. Why it is that people want you but don’t fight to keep you but do all the things in the world to push you away? All I can say there is times you wish you stayed or just walked away. This is one of those times I just feel so confused full of emotions for so many reasons and have no way of letting them out or expressing them to let people know what they are all about. Why is it I feel pain and just want to hide my tears in the rain and let
The Love Of My Life
As some of you know and some may not I am slowly deleting my account on here!! I am concentrating on my relationship nwith my soon to be wife ! Life has had some ups and downs for awhile on here and I have said before that I was deleting my account and never did this time it is for real I will be slowly removing all from my friends list!!! I have enjoyed my time spent on here and have met some great people and some of you I will not lose touch with ! But to make things go smoothly and to not have anything in the background to cause any type of problem I am slowly gonna disappear from here!!!! My life is to be spent more with the woman I am with then on a computer playing on some site! So with that said please enjoy yourselves and hopfully yall find everything you are looking for and more !!! Luv Yall ........ Kelly AKA Sweetdaddy_K
Poems
People are lonely- Because they build walls- Instead of bridges- People are caring- People are sharing- People are friendly- To one and to all- So no one can see their frayed edges- People hide their pain- By acting sane- When they feel insane- People are blind- When they're weakening- Until they find Serenity. WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT Everynight I miss you more- I long to feel you hold me tight- As I dream of the morning light. Soon we will be together again- That's when it will all begin. I take your smile everywhere I go- Because it makes me glow. When the time is right- You will hold me tight- All through the night- Until then... Everyday and Everynight- I will miss you more. Everytime you tease me- I feel you really want me. That makes me feel secure- I Love You- I know that for sure- When the time is right- You will hold me tight- And shower me with tender kisses- All through the night. Until then... I will miss you and love you more and m
Wearing Red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with! me right now. He was killed in Iraq; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.
Gas Station Crap
Stupid Things People Do.... Ok so everyone knows i work at Speedway... Well i decided to list a few things ive encounterd over the nearly 5 months of being there... So here they are in no specific order.... Why is it that you can take a shit in a bathroom and then decide to write on the walls with your own fecies? If you cant operate a gas pump... you maybe shouldnt own a vehicle.... If you have no money on you, why must you get almost everything in the store, put it on the counter, then realize you have no money, and leave the shit for me to put back.... DO NOT get mad at me about the gas prices.... I have no control over them, i pay the same damn expensive price as you do!! When you come to the counter to check out, GET OFF YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE, or atleast ask them to hold. I cant read minds, i dont know what you want. and pointing to something doesnt work either. Besides its extremely rude. Dont squeal your tires in the parking lot, your not cool, your an
Its My Fuckin Bday Bitches
OK .. so im 22 today .. and i thought after having this thing for a few months now id give it a shot with the blogs... its not like anyone is gonna read it .. but whatever how are you doing today ??? im just fucking peachy.... so far its 1:21pm on my 22nd day of birth and so far all i have gotten is countless text messages and voicemails and random shit online... so yea the only salvation that i hope to have is me lugging my shit up to my friend nikkis house.. which she lives on a fucking hilltop ... not to mention i have a very bad knee with no one to drive me up the hill ... and im not bitching.. but this hill goes up like a 60 % slant and its long as hell plus it has steps that go on forever that come off from the street... i'll take pics for ya'll to see anyways... so far im off to get drunk and stoned off my ass while watching the boondock saints and shaun of the dead wish me luck and leave me so good bday luvins .. i need it peace much mother fuckin wic
So True For Today!!
Though you may be feeling emotionally stable and secure despite the big events going on around you, now is not the time to make decisions. Leave them to others -- or, better yet, postpone them for a few days. This fits so well for today!!!
So True For Today!!
What Does Everyone Think Of Me
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New Pics
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Dude This Site Is The Shit
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New Grandson
Welcoming my new Grandson Tanner Gerald Thomas Born Aug 16/2007 4:48 pm 7lbs 22 inches long Grandpa and Tanner Grandma and Tanner Great Grandma and Tanner Tanner Gerald Thomas Named after Grandpa Grandpad ready to finaly fall asleep after racing to hospital twice daily for the past week then again up all night with Mom More pics wil;l be uploaded a
Outta The Mouth Of A Child....
A boy is burnt on the foot while he and his sister and mother are making fudge cake. She sets the oven for less time then needed so it wouldnt burn the cake. The kids go into the playroom and later mom checks the oven timer and she had time to use restroom so she did as kids were playing in playroom. When they heard door close they got curious and checked on the cake and it spills on the boys foot burning him.... He screams and runs to other shower to put cold water on burn while mom comes out and runs for him. She decides cold water in pot and soak foot as dr once told her was good for burns. After she brings him to hospital and dr there blesses him for knowing to soak in cold water during critical time. he asked the boy if he learned anything tonight. The boy says yes.. never mess with oven and help mommy. A week later at follow up appointment a nurse asked him leson learned and he told her,dr and mom.... Yes, I learned you should never forget eggs and you won't get burnt.
Play A Game With Me
Ok the new group I just joined is auctioning me off lol....if you wanna buy me go to think link for the info and bidding.....you only have 3 hours so get while the gettin is good lol http://fubar.com/blog/164906