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Who I Am
since i came across in the wrong way to someone who means a lot to me, i thought i would explain myself, so no one else gets the wrong idea if i look at your comments its because im curious, nosey even, not because i want to know what women are checking you out. you can check my comments, i dont care. if i ask u about the friends on your friend list its because i just want to know u better. ask me about my friends and family. ill gladly tell u about them and why they are on my family/friends list. im not jealous of the people u talk to online. i talk to a lot of people, some are good friends, some are people that have common interests. i dont like having to defend myself; i dont like when someone accuses me of something that i didnt do . i lived 14 years in that enviroment. i would have to stand and defend myself, while my children hid so that he wouldnt go off on them. when i start to defend myself it brings that back.. i DO NOT WANT TO LIVE THAT WAY AGAIN if i ask u to g
Fbi
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and
Timbob
Under Attack
We, the people, it has a nice ring. It was what our forefathers thought too. They fought a war over those words, and now we fight a war over those three words too. The war has been going on in one form or another for many years, but the real fight started September 11, 2001. Do you remember what you were doing at that exact moment? I do, I was just waking up, and my wife and kids were just leaving for school and work. I stood in front of my church and told them how I felt, what I felt, and what I did right after the two towers fell. The most prominent thing I did was to go to the sitters and hug my girl for a very long time. I knew the real war was about to begin. If I only knew how right I was. First we did what was right as a nation and attacked those who attacked us; we are still engaged in that war. And it will go on for a very long time. Now we as Christians and believers of our Loving GOD are under attack also. This attack has been going on for years, we as Christians have bee
My Peepers *blah*
I had to go get my eyes checked the other day and the dr said that I had to get glasses. Well I didn't really want to hear that, but I knew that I had to get them. I can't see the television, pc screen, or hell, much of anything. Most of my friends have tried to tell me that glasses are sexy and stuff like that but I REALLY am having a problem with the thought of wearing them. The had to put all these coating on them and blah blah blah... I just don't want to wear them. So if you have any positive advice I would be glad to hear it.
30 Day Blast Giveaway
My Baby's Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It had been over a month since I heard from love in South Africa, and it turns out that she had her phone stolen. She has a newe number now, OMG! am I ever relieved. Also, she got the package I sent her over a month ago. She got it last Friday. She loves the jean jacket, and sleeps in the boxers I sent. I'm thrilled to death. Oh and I got a letter from her today.It was mailed January 23rd. Wow! and I thought our snail mail was bad. Cheers!
Strongbad -- Japanese Cartoons
Sex Application
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Help Lvl Me Up!!!
i just got 1,333 points before i can level up... c'mon ppl help me out!
The Hitchiker's Guide To Fun
well, as most of you can see i'm new here. i catch on quick, so be patient and i'll try and comment back. other than that, i blog often. and i blog about drinking. a lot. i'm currently working on a screenplay that explores the generation X way of life. it's an extreme perspective, because i've got some extreme experiences. here are a few links to my other contacts via the internet: [blog]http://littlebommer.livejournal.com/ [poetry]http://users.livejournal.com/___unfiltered/ [myspace]http://www.myspace.com/msbommer and if anyone can tell me how to upload pictures without any problems from javascript, let me know so i can get on that asap. thanks for all the love already and can't wait to hear some great drunk stories here on fubar!
Internet Harrassment
NOW FOR A LITTLE DRAMA!!! RECENTLY PARTIES UNIDENTIFIED HAVE BEGUN ATTACKING MY WIFE LAURA, AKA LUVFAIRY, VIA NASTY COMMENTS SENT FROM ANONYMOUS ACCOUNTS, AND EVEN CREATING A COPYCAT PROFILE FOR THE PURPOSES OF SLANDER. FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY PAST, NOT ONLY AM I FORMER LAW ENFORCEMENT BUT ALSO I HAVE TRAINING IN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING. TO THAT END LET THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE BE WARNED. I CAN AND WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND DELIVER YOUR INFORMATION TO THE FEDERAL AUTHORITIES: "pursuant to THE US COMMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT OF 1996, which clearly states that it made illegal the use of a telecommunications device (i.e. including Internet technology) that: makes, creates, or solicits, and initiates the transmission of, any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication which is obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person -or- makes a telephone call or utilizes a telecommunications
Poems From My Eros Page
The Mist The beauty of water, envious of your passion turns to vapor in your presents, only to long for your touch dose it form rain to once again touch your body and reclaim its true form. EROS Earth and Beauty The wind slows the moon dims, and the sun fears to rise beyond the horizon. Waters still, the fish lay deep below the water, and the trees could not stand to drop a leaf. Your presents bewilder them and the earth takes a gasp, and takes in your beauty. EROS Tears You must walk into the day, for the sun forgets to rise without you whisper. You must venture out into the night, for the moon must reflect upon its insecurities. In your perfume weighs the essence of your passion. In your breath lays the touch of the gentile wind. Your Tears breads life to an ocean and in your love brings comfort to my heart. EROS Death Ye as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the darkness that fear itself loths,
Claymore's Contest
For A True Angel
If my punctuation sucks in this blog I don't give a shit!!!! Recently i was told my kids mother that they are moving further away from me with a very short notice!! I bothers me being two hundred miles from them it killed me at work yesterday couldn't come to terms with it at all.But I will have to suck it up and deal with it is all i can do.There is a song by Slipknot that reminds that you cant take back the past and have to move forward.What iam trying to say is in times like this i feel i failed in areas of being a dad but i know im a great dad though.B the song tells me that i cant weigh myself down but music helps me deal with sorrow in my own way so this one way of getting off my chest.But i love my kids and i hope they do ok in a really big city they are moving to and all my love is with them i love guys!!! Well friends and people little did you know about 2 weeks ago i got out of rehab again!!!! And this damn blog isnt for me to get attenion our say hey fucking loo
War
Need Someone
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the fam
My Souls Faucet
When you hold the heart of a man in your hands you can feel the depths of his soul. When he comes to you a little broken and somewhat exposed, with the underbelly of his tough exterior open, seemingly laying his head upon your shoulder and aching for you to balm his burn, you then begin to know the realness that is him. You see past the he that he shows the masses and now have the him that has room for you. I have a weakness for this man. The man that is strong and confident and secure, but beneath can bare and be broken and needs my care. I have the words to console an aching heart. I have the love and tenderness and need to nurture and protect those that fill my heart. I fall and fade and slip into a being fast and without caution. How can my hopelessly romantic and empathetic heart not fill up with someone that is all things me? I too have an exterior and interior me. The me the masses see may be so far different from the real me that you may be confused at some point and think m
What Color Are You?
Contests
Hey, I need everyone that reads this to go rate this picture below. I am in a giveaway, and the one with the most rates gets a bling pack. I really would like to get a HH out of this giveaway, so if you have time, leave a few quick comments too. thanks to all! hugs Carrie aka Carebear Here is how you can get them. I am in a giveaway and need some help. I will give 2 - 100k fubucks. All you have to do is be 1 of 2 that give me the most comments. It will run from April 11-27. Also, dont forget to leave a rate. :) Rules: 1.You have to be a friend of the hostess. If you arent yet, please add this wonderful lady! ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar 2.Then you need to Private message me that you want to be included in the giveaway. If you don't private message me I cant keep track of who is in the giveaway. 3. You have to leave a minimum of 1000 comments. Good luck and have fun. Click on picture to get to my giveaway. This is brought to you
Calling All Friends And Family
i see things still havnt change since i was on here last year people lie and say add rate and comment so people do and they dont and if you have pics on here show them when added and the ones that say buy me a blast why would any one pay to see a pic isnt that like a internet hooker thats my out look and then you have the ones that say they are for my fubar husband what the hell is that all about is he paqying you rent or car payment please and then you have the one that say dont even ask my eyes only well if you dont what anyone to see them or ask take them off this is an adult sight im sorry if you people on her are upset with what im say but its the truth so rate and comment and sign the one that add you and i will not rate or comment if the pics are not you or husband or kids or family or boy friend its only fare that you rate my pics and comment them as i did for you so you know who you guys are thank you i hope you all read this rate comment and sign my book
The Fu-wife
Ok so anyhow just seeing if anyone needed a fu-hubby lol...i'm here looking for a fu-wife, i wonder what responses i will get with this but curiousity has killed me...help bring me back to life and undo the curiousity within me lol
Fake Account
This person is using my pictures for her account. She is a fake. http://fubar.com/user.php?u=1525680&friend=1525680
Fire Fighters Tears
FIREFIGHTERS TEARS Body: The alarm rang, as it had so many times before. He was the first of the fireman up and out, Awakened from his bed at the station By the clanging of the bell. Engine 3 pulled out of the bay, Dispatch paged another station. And all the firemen aboard the truck Were tensed with anticipation "Sounds like a job, boys," He said as he donned his gear. And the young jakes smiled at him As they drew ever near. They turned onto his own street And he could see the fire's work He hoped their mother woke his kids To see their dad at work. His heart sank as he saw the home That he so dearly loved Going up in Smoke and flames As he donned his gloves. Aggressively he hit the fire And searched the rooms above. And with a flare of personal vengeance He saved what remained of his home. As he left the world of flaming hell He saw his little girl He ran quickly to her side and said "Honey, Daddy's here." He would never forget what next she said As he held her c
Quizzies! Ooh Ahh!
You Are a Lemon You have a very distinct personality. And if you're not being sweet, you're a little hard to take. You're a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations. And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated. You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook. You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time. People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you. What Type of Fruit Are You? You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks
Wat I Feel
Wat I feel is u and u know its true that's y the sky is blue I'm always gonna call u boo u can call me pooh u tell otha girls 2 move wat I feel iz me everytime I want 2 scream all i can do is dream and then want sum ice cream girls u know wat I mean I want 2 feel like a queen u look at me and say damn I would neva let u drown u like goin 2 town wat i feel is a king u look at me and say ding I look at u and say bling I don't want a fling wat I feel is money I don't need it honey I don't need a bunny u can be funny wat I feel is crunk don't always be drunk please be a slam dunk I know u like 2 fuck but just don't be a duck u could have a truck wat I feel is real u r my meal so I don't deal and u don't kill I don't drill This is how I feel wat i feel is real
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Heart Disease And Strokes
Please Help Me Raise $500 To Help The American Heart Association Help People With Heart Disease And Stroke!. This is very important to me! To My Future Sponsors Hi! I'm joining in the American Heart Association's Jump Rope For Heart event at my school. I will be jumping rope to help the American Heart Association raise money to fight heart disease and stroke. Can you help me by making a donation? Thanks! The American Heart Association's online fundraising website has a minimum donation amount of $25.00. If you want to donate less, that's ok. You can just send the check right to me and I'll make sure the American Heart Association gets it. If I can meet my goal I will also get prizes for reaching $500. Follow This Link to visit my personal web page and help me in my efforts to support American Heart Association - Midwest Affiliate ****************************************************************************** Some email systems do not support the use of links and the
Universal Love
My First Blog, Huh?
Hmm, this is some new territory to me. Never ran a blog before. To anyone who may happen to read this, i'll warn you now, It's gonna suck! Turn back while you still can. Ok, here i go! Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and before i forget, plz rate, fan, add, worship me! Just kidding, i don't give a rats ass! And that's the bottom line, cuz Forny said so!
Fortune Cookie Wisdom
"An unexpected windfall will soon come your way" oooh, is someone gonna get me a HH?!?!? :D "Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!" OK, no surprise buttsecks, anyone... "Your most memorable dream will come true" but but but... I don't remember my dreams anymore :-S My most memorable dream right now is me as a kid trying to get my mom to pick me up and save me from the alligators.
Shag's Play Room
Girlfriend.
Man, after my divorce i wasnt sure how to approach dating, but irealize it sucks. I would love to have a girlfriend for a long term relationship but its hard to find what you want. All i want is someone that likes me for me and will love me unconditionally, but oh well, life goes on.
Tag
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I like to talk allot 2. I love butterflies 3. I hate when promises are broken 4. I love mine new car 5. My little Bro will be up in a week 6. I hate mine ex husband right now 7. I love mine little man allot AKA (mine son) 8. Right now I'm sad about something 9. Mine Divorce will be final in 90 days 10. I LOVE being outside... Passed on too Seatown Settlefireman38 BigbadMac SeattleDrummer Tdubbs
Friends???
Apparently an ex-friend of mine and one of her friends have decided to start bashing me and making profiles on her to mimic me. I have received some very nasty comments so if any of you have read them I do apologize for their ignorance. If any of you are approached by someone saying they are me, or a profile similar to mine, please msg me before believing them. Also because of them I have made my page more private, So you will have to friend me before having any access to my page. Hopefully this wont last long and they will get bored soon. If they do persist I will post their profile links so you guys know what kind of people they are...then maybe with some gentle prodding from my friends they will leave me alone.
Tag You're It
Tag You're It..... I have been tagged by my wonderful friend Where am I ? Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to make friends 2. I love doing genealogy 3. I love gardening 4. I love all animals 5. I love to talk to people 6. I am an out going person 7. I love to have fun 8. I love music 9. I love to take travel 10. I love to help people Loan guy; Ice; Gunzle; Davweso; wolfman
Single For Val
Well I guess I am going to be single for Valentines Day. It sucks I havent been single for the love day in a long ass time. There are two men right now that I would love to be in a relationship with. One of them more than the other but I dont know. I dont think either of them like that much. I love being single but I love what relationships have to offer. Many people tell me that I am hot, sexy, beautiful and on and on. I dont know what I should do wait and see if one of these two guys come around to asking me to be theirs or just say screw it. Any advice is wanted.
Same Story, Different Cast.
so a friend of mine bought me a 3 day blast... i put in the blast Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there, I'm going to eat the first thing to come out of it's butt" but fubar decided to edit it to "Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat it" seriously, wtf? that and how is this pic nsfw?? did anyone ever listen to full devil jacket? i dunno why but i used to love that band when i was in high school. they had it all :D i put a few tracks in my playlist on my profile if u wanna know what im talkin about.
Chunky's World
My English Professor wanted the class to write about the first time we fell in love, but thats a topic that is difficult for me, so instead, I went around asking a few of my family members about loving a person and being in love with a person and this is what I came up with. A person can have love for their mother, father, siblings, children and etc., but to be in love, now that is something completely different. My family members and I came to the same conclusion, that when a person is in love with someone he/she only has eyes for that person. He/she can only think about that person or he/she can be doing something and that person comes to his/her mind. He/she cant wait to see that person because all they want is to be around that person because that person makes him/her happy. Whenever that person is around him/her all their worries, fears and problems seem to fade away or are not as bad as he/she thought. Being in love with a person also means that he/she wants that person to be h
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Lo's And Lette's
http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1631928 for 20 years i have been in the dark and finnaly i have someone that makes me truly happy is it real is these butterflies in my gutt really there am i really smiling uncontrolably r my knees really getting week when i see her am i no longer lonly and un happy god i hop ethis is for real fuck this pain fuck this suffering fuck this love and fuck this life i give up i am done everything always seem to fail my life is nothing but failer someone please come and take this life of mine death sound so good death sounds so fun what is left here for me nothing so i take this blade to my vaqins hoping for a slow painful death i take the blade to my neck and hop ei go quik
Jay Kubassek Carbon Copy Pro
Jay Kubassek Carbon Copy ProLearn about making REAL MONEY right now Jay Kubassek wanted to create a system that actually worked! There are too many programs out there that say they are duplicatable, but once you're in them you realize that either they just can't explain or train you how to do what they did (meaning it's not really duplicatable at all) or they actually have no intention of telling you their 'secrets' because they're afraid you'll take away their profits.At CarbonCopyPRO, we walk the walk and we talk the talk. There are no secrets held back. Everyone has access to and uses the same processes, the same marketing options and techniques -- even Jay Kubassek. Why? Because Carbon Copy PRO is a duplicatable system and CarbonCopyPRO works. And it will continue to work because this is a $5 billion a year industry in the U.S. alone. There is room for everyone to succeed.Very few companies seem to care if you Succeed or Fail. We want you to consider us your friends on the INSIDE!
My Poetry
It has been a long while since my last verse But I still suffer from the same unbearable curse Seems like every time a chance arises The same painful result just materializes I cannot understand the lingo or the signs Come out with your intentions, your signals make me blind I always come around at the wrong time, I am never wanted Teased for being a believer, constantly belittled and taunted Not getting any younger in this game called life With every passing day, my back comes closer to the knife Had hoped someone would have pulled me away by now Yet here I am, alone & flooded in tears that life has allowed I'm afraid to let my heart like anyone for they will never feel the same I am a guy and all guys are obviously bad, but I am the main one that is blamed Watching the world go 'round for everyone else while mine stands still Why not join those others with no hope, overdosed on pills Maybe I would be better off just fading away into an abyss Never to know the supple,
Old Auctions And Contests
!!!!ENDS TODAY!!!! The Auction is now OPEN!!!! Stop by and bid on your fellow fubarians :) It will run from now until Feb 22nd at midnight eastern time! Be kind with the bidding :) Do not bid if you dont intend to pay... If anyone has any problems at all feel free to contact me and we'll get them resolved! ~*~The Fallen One~*~ Mistress of Daddy Lo~*~Fuowned by Domking123~*~Member of Az's Angels~*~@ fubar Happy Bidding!!! Here are your fellow fubarians up for auction this time. Click on a picture to bid on the person:
9 Words Women Use
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Help My Friend Out
It's Easter Time! And everyone needs an Easter Playmate! So come check out these Love Bunnys and see what they have to offer!!

Hi All... Yes indeed I took one of those days yesterday and believe me it was needed!!! Drove down to Portsmouth to visit a friend of mine, Jennah, at her house. She made us a fabulous lunch, light but very yummy. Then we drove down to Rye Beach and took a leisurely stroll along the shore. The sun was up and warm, the salt air smelled fantastic, good conversation and company!! On the way back to her house, we drove via New Castle Beach and stopped there for a bit as well. I had never been there, so new territory...giggles!! Once back at Jennah's, we decided to take a stroll through downtown Portsmouth as well. Stopped at a wonderful little Bakery there, had Hot Chocolate and a Briscotti!! Both where to die for, I am not sure if it was the fresh air that made it taste so good, or if indeed it was that Fantastic!! So I finally made it home about 6 pm last night, ate my supper and slept the best I have in a dog's age, dreaming of Spring and more Beach walks!! Wish you could have
Goddess' Bad Boys
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Slapped
Helping A Friend
subject: I NEED HELP PLZ!!!! IM BEING ARRESTED FOR MDA ON 2-13-08! post date: 2008-01-30 14:14:35 views: 10 comments: 0 ratings: 0 This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's Airport Lockup to help "Jerry's Kids". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me reach my goal. Your donation would help MDA continue the important fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page by clicking on the link above. There you'll find all kinds of information about MDA, and be able to make your tax-deductible donation on-line using your credit card. MDA serves people in our community with neuromuscular disease by providing clinics, support groups, assistance with the purchase and repair of wheelchairs, braces and communication devices, and summer camp for kids. MDA also funds research grants to help find treatments and cures for some 43 neuromuscular diseases that affect peo
Free To Be You
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. MAC Beer: At first, came only in a 16-oz can, but now comes in a 32-oz can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the waste bin. Windows 95 Beer: The world's most popular beer. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS
Sad Day
Today we pull the plug on my gandma now she in a better place. She die with no pain.:( Plz pray for my family I just got world they put her in icu. And find out she is now brain die and it time to pull. I well keep you all up to date. Thank you., I Just got a phone call today saying my grandma is dieing. She chould go anyday. She has all ways been there. I know everone die. But I know the next faw weeks for myself and my family is going to be hard. So i am asking for ur prays. And if I am not on you know I am dealing with my grandma right now. THANK TO ALL MY FRIENDS ANGEL
Vacation
My friends and I went to a party and let me tell you the guys there were fucking amazing! I officially can say I had sex at the bottom of the pool with scuba gear on. I thought it wasn't possible but, I was wrong. He rode me like there was no tomorrow and let me tell you it didn't take long for both of us to cum. When we got out of the pool, the two us fucked for a good 3-4 hrs non-stop. God I'm a horny little bitch lol!!! love always, Stacy
Seizure
Triggers Triggers do not cause seizures but provoke the onset of a seizure or cause a seizure in a patient whose epilepsy is under control. Alcohol consumption, hormonal changes of the menstrual cycle, sleep deprivation, flickering or flashing light, and stress can trigger a seizure in a susceptible person. http://www.neurologychannel.com/epilepsy/causes.shtml So please keep your Default pics where they don't flicker so quick. Thank you Mike S
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About Me
What can I say!!! I ♥ my husband so much!!! Last night was the first time in a long time that I have drank, a lot lol and well needless to say I got pretty drunk lol and I guess all night last night I kept asking him if he loved me and if he was sure that he loved me and if I was the #1 girl in his ♥ and he kept telling me yes =] Well this morning he was telling me that I kept asking him all of these questions and he told me that he has wanted me for years and there is no way that he is ever going to let me go =] That I will always be the #1 girl in his ♥ and yes I do believe him that I will always be the #1 girl in his ♥ but sometimes, even after him and I have talked about this, there is just a part of me that wonders if I am that #1 girl. My friend Jennifer knows what I am talking about because last night her and I were chatting about it and all. Right now, sitting here and thinking about all of those things that he told me that I was asking him all night
Daves Thoughts And Wishes
I an in a contest that ends on Feb 17th. First place is a VIP for a month or 7 day blast. I need to have at least 10000 comments but also have to win with the most comments. Currently way behind. Rates equal 5 comments. Please help and repost or make sticky. Thank you, David (repost of original by 'President Lincoln(DJ E-Pars' Mentor)Team TNT~Vigilante Radio & Original Love Shack Owner'' on '2008-02-06 18:31:17') I am entered in a contest and need some help with comments and rates. Need to catch up as this started on Feb 3. Rates count as 5 comments, so please rate and comment as much as you can. Thank you all.. If you would like a tattoo pic crated as well just let me know upper back or lower back and what name you want. David
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Erotica
The Valley by Leviticus My best friend in life is Melissa. We've been friends since 4th grade when I, the new girl in school, found myself being teased by a bunch of boys who had me trapped alone. Melissa came to my rescue and chased them all off by threatening tell their moms. From that moment we were never separated. We went to the same schools, the same college, even dated some of the same guys (but never at the same time). I know every one of her dirty little secrets, and she knows all of mine. For instance, she knows I like to play around with bondage. Sometimes she'll even help me by tying me up from time to time, but she knows I prefer it when a guy takes charge so this doesn't happen often. Occasionally she will get me to tie her up, but even this is rare for it has never felt right for me to do the tying. A couple of my ex-boyfriends were pretty good at tying me up, but relationships for me don't last very long, and it wasn't long before each one drifted away. I h
Soulmates
A Soul Mate Orin: Soul mates are friends and loved ones who are responsive to your love, and with whom you are deeply connected and share a common path and purpose. Your soul mate may be someone who has come to be with you and learn similar lessons. Or, it can be someone who has come to assist you in your spiritual growth by showing you more about yourself and offering you ways to open your heart. I will call these people soul mates. A soul mate can be someone who is connected to you from other lifetimes and with whom you are continuing a well-developed past-life relationship. Or, this may be your first lifetime together on earth. "When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he cruc
Add/adhd
so todays blog is over add/adhd/ , I see so many people bad mouthing parents if they say there kids got it. Or how parents dont do there jobs.. and thats why there kids are that way. I do believe at times that kids are wrongfully diagnosed with olit..but I also believe it to be a real thing. My oldest has it. I lived with it clear up til he was 8. He was very busy, couldnt sit still..etc. We done all the tricks..time out, butt whippings..etc. Was very hard to deal with. He was very emotional and if you even looked at him the wrong way, he would cry. He never understood what he was doing wrong. He never was up with rest in school on reading. Hes not the type who wants to do things wrong just for fun of it. Anyways in 2nd grade.. teacher said he was daydreaming alot. I finally asked her oppinion..she said her boy was same way and found out he had ADD. So, did the paper work..me, and 2 who know him..and 2 teachers. With what we answered on the questions..doctor said he had it
Lil Something
IF YALL WOULD WILL EVERYONE GO AND RATE THIS PIC FOR A LOVELY FRIEND EVEN THO ITS NSFW AND U DONT GET POINTS IT ALSO WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU WILL LEAVE A COMMENT OR 2 FOR HER I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR IF U EVER NEED IT I GOT YOUR BACK !
A Poem For The Women
I long for your kiss, the feel of your lips against mine, your touch as you caress my body. I long for the look in your eyes when we see each other, the feeling that fills my body as we hug, the sound of your voice as you say "I Love You". I long for the the feeling that I get in my heart as we wake in in the morning, the feel of your body against mine as we make mad passionate love all night long. most of all I long for your company.
Swinger
What you think about Swinger
Feelin' Kinda...hmmm...
i was made for you, so special, perfect you shared your secrets with me, ev'rything and nothing much, all the things that mattered my heart was new; ready for you, waiting to spend all the time in the world with you i shared your joy and absorbed all your tears you'd run to me when life became too hard to bear and you would hold me tight and cry or rush with all your happiness and pour it out to me, but as the years went by time took it's toll on me, and i began to bear the signs of your undying love - stains and rips and patches to strengthen all the places where you had hugged me too tight but never a word of complaint from me for i was there for you, and you alone i became worn and tired, too weak to hold my head up as i'd once so proudly done no longer could i comfort you the same nor handle all the tears and fears and smiles and so you learned you had to let me go so then you laid me down, put me away to forget, move on and grow without me but you took a pie
Dealing With My Depression
A life spent alone A heart missing passion Yearning to be loved Along comes the key That special someone Who fills in the void This person is your Perfect match Your soul mate First off lets establish that this blog is not intended to be used as away to make anyone help me gain points. It is simply my way of expressing what I am thinking. I am severely manic depressive to the point it has been very functional in many aspects of what I do in life. Most times I am great at disguising my condition by joking around and not being serious unless the issue warrants that I be serious. However my mental condition is also very destructive to a lot of my personal life because as of yet there doesnt seem to be a combination of medications that have been able to help control my condition. At times my depression has me pushing away everyone important to me because I know that if I go unchecked for long I get to a point when being around people literally causes me heartache because I c
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Back In The Rain
So i dont know about this site. I cant really tell yet if i like it or not. It seems that its whole bases is a social whore network site. You know, only talking to new people to get them to rate your pic, or fan you or what ever. I dont think I really like that. I hate fake people. I Cant really imagine myself being one of the people that just click on a new name to say hi rate me. and thats it. I rated a couple of people. But for the most part, you know what! Fuck taht! I dont think that it is a cool thing to do. So unless your some what seriuous about talking to me, or at least pretending to want to talk to me leave me out of your whoriness. Real people need only apply. thank you mike I missed the rain... beleive it or not i really missed it. I went from the capitol of the northwest rain forest, astoria or, to the dry desolate waste of colorado. My face felt like it was constantly about to fall off from the lack of any sort of water in the air. I found out that astoria gets more ra
Important Stuff
I would like to start out by saying that I am going to talk about something that is very important to me because I have it... Some of u may not want to be my friend no more from what I am about to talk about and if that is the case I do not want to be your friend anyway sorry for being so blunt but the world is not a fair place and I do not have time to be judged.... The topic of this is cervical cancer and HPV (an STD)... I have both.... I am not saying this cause I want attention or to be felt sorry for.... The purpose of this is to help women get educated.... I found out 5 years ago on Valentines day that I had it..... U may have seen the commericials for gardisal shot on TV it is the HPV(an STD) vaccine I would totally recommend every women go get it if not for u for me... The whole theme behind the commercial is I want to be "one less" person to get HPV(an STD) and cervical cancer..... I got one of the highest risk forms of HPV and it can not be cured..... So please go get teste
Wanna Own Me
wanna own me? here is the link and start bidding Hey Everyone On Feb6 thru the Feb13th The Hottest Male Under 22 Contest will begin at 8:30am Central and end exactly one week from the time and day So i will Need your help in winning this contest all who help will be very much loved and will be put in my family list all ur votes will be so much appreciated love to all. Your KIng of Kings
Pet Contest
What fun. I entered my pets in a cute pet pic contest and can't figure out how to let my friends know. I tried individually e-mailing each person but I couldn't remember who I sent messages to so I gave up on that. I decided to post the info in my blog in case anyone wants to rate/comment on the pics. If you click on the pic they will take you to the page where you can vote > > > > > > > > > .
Rekindleing Romance!
I have been divorced twice from the same woman. I still Love her and have been having sex still with her. I am trying to change my life and she is still in her old ways. Do I just try to find a new romance or try to try this again because I do still Love her. Your comments are greatly appreciated. My first ever Blog Thank You all.
Remember Tina
Remember Tina
OK MOST OF YOU KNOW I HAVE WROTE A STORY ABOUT MY SISTERS SUBSTANCE ABUSE THIS IS HER STORY AND THE ONE I READ AT HIGH SCHOOLS HERE IN MY HOME TOWN IN INDIANA..IF YOU FEEL THE NEED PLEASE PASS THIS ONE ON..I WROTE IT TO HELP OTHERS AND I SURE HOPE IT DOES LOVE YA ALL HUGSS AND KISS LOVE CHRISTY REMEMBER TINA FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF. I GRADUATED FROM OWEN VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL IN 1989, I AM 36 YEARS OLD A WIFE AND A MOTHER. I WROTE THIS STORY TO SHARE WITH OTHERS IN HOPE THAT IT MIGHT HELP TO CHANGE SOMEONES LIFE. I AM NOT A COUNSELOR OR A PSYCHOLOGIST. I AM JUST AN EVERYDAY PERSON WHO IS CONCERNED ABOUT DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE AMONG TEENS AND ADULTS. I AM NOT HERE TO PREACH TO YOU ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG, BUT I AM HERE TO SHARE A PERSONAL STORY I HOPE MAY CHANGE SOMEONES LIFE. AFTER HEARING MY STORY IF IT HELPS JUST ONE OF YOU STOP AND THINK THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE CONFRONTED WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL THEN MY TIME HAS NOT BEEN WASTED. I REAL
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Tagged
I have been tagged by soul. This means that I have to write a blog about 10 things that relate to my life. 1. I Love my kids 2. when I am in love I love to much 3. I may jump into the fire to fight for and defend my friends 4. I cant stand hypocrisy and cynicism 5. the simple things are the best, sea, flowers, walk with no shoes, the wind on the face, laugh till cry...... 6. Football (The real one, The european kind) is a passion 7. I love music 8. I am to old to regret anything 9. Live in a desert island is my dream 10. I hate when I feel weak I am tagging Terminal Carrotop Ryche Sillyazz Flame All of you please do the same: write 10 things about you, and spread the tagging to 5 others
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Leaving Here
Im leaving this sight,it causes way 2 much extra drama. Its hard 2 be in a relationship and both parties are on here.
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Love
What kind of world do we live in that we are killing our own babies??? *~* a heart is fragile . It can break remember that men *~* And my heart wont break because I am with the amazingest man . I love him with all my heart and am so greatful to have him in my life . Thank you for everything Boo, your the best ! I LOVE YOU
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Just Me
Ok things are so werid in my life that i don't even understand anymore. So i find myself looking in the mirror to find some source of strenth. I smile to myself and this damn song comes strolling through my mind ,,,,,, If you like pina' coldas,,,,and getting caught in the rain,,,,, I know silly song but hey i bet not u are thinking it too!!!!! lmao!!
The Way
My Thoughts!
~The day you wake up and realize how special I am, the one who already knew will be lying next to me~ ~It is what it is~ ~He who angers you controls you~ ~The ones walking behind you, talking about you behind your back, should come to realize you are already two steps ahead of them~ ~I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.~ ~Life becomes precious and more special to us when we look for the little everyday miracles and get excited about the privileges of simply being human~ ~A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see~ ~What we see, mainly depends on what we look for~ ~Several excuses are always less convincing than one.~ ~Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead.~ ~consequences of today are often determined by the actions of the past~ ~Experience is what you get when you didn'
Are You In Love Quiz
Take the Love Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz Yes, You're In Love Yes, you've found a balance with him, you're comfortable around him, and you can be yourself around him. That's really important and is a pretty good indicator that you're in love! Giving up really important things for him is important, too. Hopefully you won't be in that situation, but if you're not sure if he's worth sacrificing certain things, then you're not sure you really love him. Giving up your friends, though, is definitely NOT one of those things, so your ability to maintain your relationship with them is really great.
For My Story Writing Friends
I know I have several friends that are really good at this so I wanted to make sure that it was seen! Let me know if ya enter! ~Father Rellik~aka~Mass~Owner & Dj @ Unholy Confessions~DBLB~N D Crew~AngelRockers R/L Man~' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-05 04:39:22'.. CONTEST STARTS FEB 1 ENDS FEB 8 AT 12AM EST FIRST 15 ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED TOP 5 WILL BE CHOSEN A PANAL OF 3 JUDGES WILL CHOOSE THE TOP 3 ENTRIES THOSE WILL BE POSTED AS BLOGS 1st PLACE- PIMPOUT IN LOUNGE AND ON FUBAR PAGE-BIG PIMPIN GIFT-10,000 fubucks 2nd PLACE-BIG PIMPIN-5,000 fubucks 3rd PLACE-2,500 fubucks TO ENTER SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE PROFILE BELOW UNHOLY CONFESSIONS@ fubar (repost of original by 'UNHOLY CONFESSIONS' on '2008-02-04 09:21:11') (repost of original by '~Father Rellik~aka~Mass~Owner & Dj @ Unholy Confessions~DBLB~N D Crew~AngelRockers R/L Man~' on '2008-02-04 09:24:57') (repost of original by 'DJ AngelRocker ~K.O.P.E.~ RL GF to
Help Her Out
{ BROWN EYES{} PLEZ RATE, FAN, ADD, & SIGN GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!@ fubar help my girl out she needs everyone too help her...her birthday is on the 11th and she wants to level so if you could add rate fan or add her she would love it so much and she wants to level up before her birthday.
Shyclown
hello am new here i need some new friends to show me the ropes here. hello everyone i am new here stop by say hi
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Rant!!!!
why is it so fucking difficult to upload pictures...i would have so many more uploaded if only the goddamn thing worked right!!!! any suggestions r welcome...
Recipes
Fresh Fruit Salad With Lemon Cream Prep Time: 22 mins Total Time: 22 mins Ingredients 6 ounce(s) yogurt, lemon, low-fat, such as Yoplait Lemon Burst 1 tablespoon sugar, brown 2 tablespoon sour cream, reduced-fat 1/2 teaspoon lemon peel, grated 1/2 medium melon, cantaloupe, 2 cups chopped 1 cup(s) pineapple chunks, fresh 1 cup(s) strawberries, fresh sliced 2 whole kiwi, peeled and cubed 1 tablespoon mint, fresh, chopped Preparation 1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a small bowl; cover and chill until ready to serve. 2. Combine cantaloupe and next 4 ingredients in a large bowl, tossing well to combine. Divide fruit salad evenly among 5 serving bowls; spoon lemon cream evenly over each serving. Yield: 5 servings (serving size: 1 cup fruit salad and 2 tablespoons lemon cream). Latvian Potato Salad Ingredients: 6 potatoes 6 eggs 6 pickles (optional) 6 pickled beets, or equivalent in sliced pickled beets (optional) 1 apple (optional) Dressing: 3 lar
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News/ Health
Quitting Marijuana Just as Hard as Quitting Cigarettes Send to a Friend Published: 02/08/08 FRIDAY, Feb. 8 (HealthDay News) -- The effects of withdrawal from marijuana use can be as bad as what people experience when they stop smoking cigarettes, including irritability, anger and trouble sleeping, a new study says. "These results indicate that some marijuana users experience withdrawal effects when they try to quit, and that these effects should be considered by clinicians treating people with problems related to heavy marijuana use," lead investigator Ryan Vandrey, of the department of psychiatry at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, said in a prepared statement. This study included six men and six women (median age 28.2) who used marijuana at least 25 days a month and smoked at least 10 tobacco cigarettes a day. For the first week, they continued their normal use of both substances. For the remaining five weeks of the study, they were randomly chosen to ref
As Positive As My Nyalism Gets
EXCERPT FROM ROBERT ANTON WILSONS-COSMIC TRIGGER I "Reality" is a word in the English language which happens to be (a) a noun and (b) singular. Thinking in the English language (and in cognate Indo-European languages) therefore subliminally programs us to conceptualize "reality" as one block-like entity, sort of like a huge New York skyscraper, in which every part is just another "room" within the same building. This linguistic program is so pervasive that most people cannot "think" outside it at all, and when one tries to offer a different perspective they imagine one is talking gibberish. The notion that "reality" is a noun, a solid thing like a brick or a baseball bat, derives from the evolutionary fact that our nervous systems normally organize the dance of energy into such block-like "things," probably as instant bio-survival cues. Such "things," however, dissolve back into energy dances -- processes or verbs -- when the nervous system is synergized with certain drugs or t
Thank God Im An Athiest
OK so like for serious i have this old friend of mine that used to tell me bout the time he flew into i think it was like minnisober and upon getting off the plane ( this wasn't one of the fancy shmancy city airports with gates and what not but one you stepped right out onto the tarmac) he was mad cause it was so cold. That was it simply, mad. I completely understand this concept cause right now where i am at i have the opposite issue.Not that i am "mad " at my current situation, Oh no it has gone way past that fucking point now. It is so completely and absolutely hot, now i don't mean that AZ, TX,or NM sort of dry "OMG it has been like 5o days since its rained"kinda heat.It has been getting into the triple digits now and thats both of the temperature spectrum as well as humidity. To coin a word from the before mentioned friend its fucking redunculoudous.It is in fact so entirely hot that i feel personally offended. Everyday i step outside the door of my room into the wonderful outdoor
Well Wishes
SORRY I SO WANTED TO GET TO EVERYONE'S PAGES BUT I JUST CANT DO IT BETWEEN THE BOUNCER SMACKIN MY ASS EVERY COMMENT AND THIS SLOW COMPUTER.. JUST WANNA SHOW LUV TO EVERYONE ON THIS SPECIAL DAY!!! Hugs and kisses!!!! zoeygrl luvs ya!!!!!!Free Comments & Graphics I just want to wish you a happy Faschnacht day/Fat Tuesday/Mardi Gras Day...Whatever you call it..just have a great one!!!!!!! luvya!!!!MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! zoeygrl
Hymn
Give us this day all that you showed me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time All that's good will fall from grace Even saints would turn their face In our time And they told us That in our days Different words Said in different ways Have other meanings From he who says In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time We would reap from their legacy And we would learn from what they had seen In our time And they told us that in our days We would know what was high on high We would follow and not defy In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the
My Birthday
Oh well another year gone, getting old now (sad)!!! What to do on my birthday, gonna be 27, feels like im getting old!! Dont know what to do, any ideas anyone?
Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I like working with wood 2.I have more female friends than male 3. I spend to much time on Fubar..lol 4.Im a prick at work 5.Im a big old redneck 6.I speed all the time 7.I dont have may friend due to my job.. 8.Im a republican 9.I hate being lied to 10.Im a big flirt I tagged Jenesa, CottonBlossom, Starry, Sandy and Abby

Deep Thoughts
Some people are like slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, But they still bring a smile to your face When you push them down the stairs.
Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb ass" ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs. For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** Georgie
Great Comebacks
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, " Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." W
Pimp Out
FOR THE NEXT MONTH I OWN SKULL CRUSHED. HE IS A GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE. HE HAS HELPED ME OUT WHEN I NEEDED HELP. skull crushed**fu owned by "null" and "the lonely heart"@ fubar GO ADD RATE AND FAN HIM!!!!!!!! CLINT'S PROFILE WAS DELETED. I ASK ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS TO GO BY AND FAN, RATE, AND ADD HIM. LET'S GET HIS FRIENDS BACK!!!!! CLINT@ fubar OK WELL SKULLCRUSHED HAS GOT ME ONCE AGAIN. SO NOW HE HAS ME FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS. HE HAS BEEN A FRIEND TO ME THROUGH PRETTY MUCH EVERY CONTEST IVE BEEN IN. I HAVE ASKED HIM TO HELP ME WITH MY FRIENDS AND HE HAS . SHOW THIS WONDERFUL GUY SOME OF THE WONDERFUL FU LOVE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE SHOWN ME. skullcrushed **fu owned by "null" and "the lonely heart"@ fubar
What's It Take?
What's It Take?
I attended a very, very sad funeral yesterday. Not that all funerals aren't sad, but usually when we attend a funeral it is for someone who has lived a very long and full filling life. This was different. My friend was taken in a tragic accident last week. He was just 25. He left behind a 23 year wife, 2 3 year old twin daughters and a 8 month old son. The minister said something very profound yesterday during the service that just made me think about all of the things I take for granted. Why does it take losing someone for us to realize that what we have??? Its so true. I came home and told the kids how much I loved them and my BF also. I called my mom and my siblings and did the same. So, my question is this: is it not because we are taking things for granted or have we just let things get so far our of hand that we don't have the time to just tell our loved ones how much they mean???
Computer Information
Ok for those who want to know a avid PC user/gamers input on vista and xp here we go. This is my opinion based off my experiances with both OSs on the same tower. My tower is setup like this for those who think my machine is to slow or weak. CPU - AMD Athlon64x2 6000+ (3Ghz) Ram - 4 gig ddr2 800 corsair ram Vid - 1 Nvidia 8800GTS (640 mb dx 10 PCIE) HD - 2 Serial Ata300 320 gig Segate Perpendicular hard drives Asus mother Board. Ok first my thoughts on new OSs in general. Microsoft has proven over the years one fact remains, never trust a new OS untill service pack 2. This one especially at least all other OSs were built of running OSs at the time, however Vista is made from scratch. Thus i recomend you do not touch it till SP2. Vista issues... 1. it was designed with gamers in mind over everyone else. Thus the new DX10 and other things included into the OS. However DX10 most people do not know is not needed to run the new Aero Glass inviorment that Vista has in i
From The Bulletin Board
A little reminder, because we too often forget. Your child, Our Children are the future. They will are the building blocks, to creating a better place for you and I. The thing is, what kind of message are we sending the kids of today ? That it's okay to shoot some one, or steal from some one, do drugs or kill an innocent child ? Is that really the impression you want left stowed upon your child or nephew or neice ? Now is the time to take a stand, and do something about it ! Let's make this a better place for you, for myself and for the children of the future One voice alone can't act alone...It's going to take a little help from every one. Maybe this will remind you what we are all fighting for, if not....You need a serious evaluation !
Keeping Up.
I can not believe how difficult it is to get on line any more! my life is so busy with my son and rarely access to a computer. I miss my web pages and talking to my friends. My friends are special to me. sometimes they can be my sanity. well some come can be. Being single and alone bites big time. No intelligent conversation. Damn talking to a 19 month old all the time. Not like the conversations can get too deep! lmao I was accessing my pages from my cell however I can not get on it right now. its shut off until next month. WHAAAAAA.... Happy Turkey Day to you all and hugs and kisses.... Drop me a message and as soon as I can get on here again I will reply. Tinkerbell Hey all my lovely,sexy beautiful friends. I am trying to get here as often as I can. Feel free to drop by and leave me a note. Don't worry I don't bite. Well...................okay maybe sometimes. Muah! ;)
A Timeline Progression Of The Harley- Davidson
In the Beginning Let There Be Harley! Motorcycles are descended from the "safety" bicycle, bicycles with front and rear wheels of the same size, with a pedal crank mechanism to drive the rear wheel. Those bicycles, in turn were descended from high-wheel bicycles. The high-wheelers were descended from an early type of push-bike, without pedals, propelled by the rider's feet pushing against the ground. These appeared around 1800, used iron-banded wagon wheels, and were called "bone-crushers," both for their jarring ride, and their tendency to toss their riders. The first motorbike was built in 1868. It was not powered by a gasoline engine, but by a steam engine. Its builder was Sylvester Howard Roper. His steam-powered bike was demonstrated at fairs and circuses in the eastern US in 1867 and did not catch on, but it anticipated many modern motorbike features, including the twisting-handgrip throttle control. There is an existing example of a Roper machine, dated 1869.
Just Friends
One of the hottest internet radio sites. Universalstorm.com is the place to be we have different stations for different genres and always guaranteed to have listeners. We broadcast nationally and internationally. Very interactive with our fans. Ever Wanted To DJ Hit Me Up Club Pa'Zazz is hiring new blood if this is something your interested in please email me at chrisusarmy2005@yahoo.com i'll get you set up and ready to go in no time when we first started talking , I knew you where the girl for me, although we maybe different oppisits attract, the short time we spent together proved my instincts to be true. I really enjoy talking to you taking things slowly is for the best friendship comes first exploring other options comes next as our relationship grows. I want you to know your a wonderful girl so kind and sincere, I just want to hold you near and help chase away all your fears because you deserve the best. I like you for who you are, not who you could be not for your past al
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Army Stuff....some Nsfw
What we are trained to do.....
Bomb And Spank Me In This Contest
Is There An Attorney In Fubar?
If there is would you contact me by private message so I can talk with you.
Fuck Buddy!
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised
To The People Of Fubar...
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Past The State Emt Test!! Woo Hoo
past the state emt test. i am a emt woo hoo
Guys And Girls Night Out
What The Wolf?
Does anyone else get those FU e-mails that sneek up on you while your trying to look at your new e-mails from people you know? Now I know better than to go for those dang irritating all around pain in the ass store promos that ask for your e-mail address! I had over 60 promo e-mails from one company in one week! I have decided to send out some of my own FU e-mails to the same companies via their web sites. I would share some of my Fu-tard E-mails with you, but they would deffinately be under the NSFW catagory. The next time I'm offered a store promo if they really bug me I'll give them an alias that they'll never be able to e-mail and I'll find their web sites and e-mail them 666 Fu-tard e-mails! Anyone else Know How I can get rid of them? It's starting to drive me crazy, oh wait, I'M ALREADY CRAZY! There's always something new, even on a quiet site for Security. Well this might be funny now, though I was pissed about it then. All of my patrols finished, and still finishing off
Waiwai
Bill Belichick: Sore Loser?
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :01 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and at
Friends With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
Concert
So most people know by now I was lucky enough to attend Kid Rock's concert on Feb. 1. I will start off by saying this was by far the best concert I've been to ... probably ever. There was no opening act. Kid Rock opened for himself. yes, you read that correct. He opened for himself which was by far the coolest thing. While I was disappointed he wasn't signing autographs at the meet and greet, the concert atmosphere totally made that OK. I will say though, I don't remember a time when I was in a place where there more joints passed around then I can even count. I think within 30 seconds of his opening act (Rock 'n Roll Jesus) there were at least 6 or 7 joints being passed around. I believe it's a prerequisite to show up to a Kid Rock show either drunk or stoned, or both for that matter. Pop Evil rocked out after concert and let me say....I will definitely be seeing those guys again. Not only can they rock your socks off, they're an awesome group of guys. Too bad I was wa
My Blog
Tell me why people who can't take care of kids keep having them? DOes it seem kind of weird that half the time the people who love the kids can't have them but the ones who are lazy and neglectful?I mean my neighbor had her child taken away for a false report to dhs and she is a very good mother and now has to fight for her child,buut yet the one who called can't take care of her own and has a dozen reports made but she still has them.i guess life sucks but there are things that just piss me off and i believe this is one of them.have a good one.
The Awakening
Ordinary Stuff
I recently accepted the challenge of participating in the 2008 Polar Bear Plunge for Special Olympics Kentucky. Not only will I be freezing my tail off, but I'll be raising money for over 6,000 children and adults in Kentucky with intellectual disabilities so that they can have the opportunity to experience the joy of sports training and competition. I am asking you to help by supporting my fund-raising efforts with a donation. Your tax-deductible gift will make a difference in the lives of many! It is faster and easier than ever to support this great cause - you can make your donation online by simply clicking on the link at the bottom of this message. If you would prefer, you can also send your tax-deductible contribution to the address listed below. Any amount, great or small, helps in the fight. I greatly appreciate your support and will keep you posted on my progress. Joe http://soky.convio.net/goto/schindig50
Sweet N Soft
V-day
V-day is just wrong...I don't see why I am suppose to "prove" my love in tangible forms...cards...candy...jewelry...expensive night out on the town...whatever...do any of those things really "prove" how much I Love someone? Think of this...68% of the people who went all out and bought expensive gifts will be with someone else next year at this time...and they will probably go all out again next year...so how does that "prove" love? If you love me I shouldn't have to "prove" anything about my love. If you love someone you should be doing lil things all year long...flowers, cards, candy, jewelry, nights out on the town...all year long...not because some retarded holiday comes along that peer pressures us into going with the crowd like a bunch of lemmings....but to just do it because you know it would make the other person feel good and bring them a bit of happiness...if I have to prove my love then we obviously have problems...Love, real Love leaves no room for doubt...and the only
What Can We Hope To Get From Here?
There are so many site where people make a profile, and post info about them self. But do you think it's possible to find some one on here, or just online friends?
Lady's Place
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com You should make love to soul You like to groove, slow and steady. Throw on the James Brown and let the atmosphere envelop your lovemaking. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Insane A Khaotic Mind
Seeing as this is my first blog, i thought i might as well give you an insight in to my mind/life as of now. I love my wife, but she's been treating me like I'm just her play toy, it seems like all I'm here for is for her to get hugs, kisses and sex and if she's not treating me like that she's treating me like a damn 5 year old. I'm tired of it, but even though I've told her that, It doesn't seem to matter to her. It seems that all that matters to her is that i do what she asks and then just sit there compliantly and not say anything but if i do say something she gets pissed at me. I'm tired of it, but like i said, i love her and i love her so much and i don't want to screw up what i do have, because i haven't had a lot growing up, or even since I've started dating, and i don't want to lose what i have now, but I'm getting so fed up with it. I guess thats all for now.
Dearest Friends!!
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The Zelkaven Sword : Chapter 1
Chapter 1 It was just noon as the man returned to town from his excursion into the woods to take care of the raiders. He had been noticing less and less since his weekly trips. There had been none to speak of this time. He was doing his best to keep the trails clear for travelers and to keep the village safe for his wife and daughter. The village was fairly small. It had one tavern, to which the man was heading. He passed by several homes; second one on the right was his, on his way. The only smithy in town was just past the homes and on the right of the town square. The tavern was just beyond that. There was a small store, a letter carrier office, and a butchers shop on the left of the square. Everyone he passed waved and said Hi to him. He would wave or nod back. He was known to be fairly quiet. This was his home and had been for the past five years. The people believed him to be a bard. Only his brother and one other, not living in this town, knew his
Matrix
Starring Tastyflutterby & The Footie Monster
Friends
hey yall the auction has started and here is my link to bid on me so come on if you are a friend to me how about bidding on me!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=315127&i=1977085637 WEll yall i am going to be in my 1st auction on here it starts Mon, Mar 10 @ midnight eastern time. It is part of my leveling family The Rate Spankers! I dont have the link as of yet but will soon! So If I have any friends out there come bib on me and own me for 1 month ! I have never been in an auction. i hope i get some bids not many of the friends i have on here even pay me any attention! So i guess we will see
Love
Torrie Wilson @ 2008 Washington Auto Show (hq)
What has she done since her days of Wrestling, Playboy pics, and T-shirt design line?? Enjoy :D New Pictures of Torrie Wilson wearing her Valentine's Day T-shirt @ 2008 Washington Auto Show - - http://www.t-wilson.org/photos/thumbnails.php?album=635
He Is Home!!
Febuary 4, 2008
OK GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND, BUT ANYWAY IF YOU KNOW ANY THAT NEEDS SOME HELP LEVELING... PLS LET ME KNOW...
Feb4/08
Someone is always there to make you Feel better and put a smile on your face :D if you haven't met him....well what are you waiting for hes the BESTEST Click below to meet Him misterfeet@ fubar and click This pic to rate his contest pic and help him win a 30 day blast!!! LOVE YA MISTERFEET!!!! Many Smiles April ♥ So its been quite a day for FU-TARDS and dumbasses and all that so i thought i would share a few with you....You know its a Monday when You get this in your Friend Requests and then you get Jealous people shouting you!!! Holy Wow Many Smiles April ♥
Bad Dentist
OK SO I NEED SOME ADVICE. I KNOW WHAT MY HUSBAND AND I NEED TO DO BUT WE WANNA MAKE SURE ITS RIGHT BEFORE PROCEEDING. WE TOOK OUR 3 YR OLD TO THE DENTIST TODAY AND HE WAS ONLY SUPPOSE TO HAVE 2 SILVER CAPS PUT ON 2 BACK TEETH WHICH IS WHAT WE SIGNED FOR AND SAID OK TO. WELL OUR BABY COMES OUT WITH HIS TWO FRONT TOP TEETH DONE AS WELL. THIS F*CKING DENTIST DID A BABY ROOT CANAL ON MY 3 YR OLD. THERE WAS NO REASON TO DO IT OTHER THAN HE HAD A VERY VERY SMALL CHIP IN THE CORNER OF ONE. MIND YOU IT NEVER BOTHERED HIM. THIS DENTIST NEVER CAME OUT AND ASKED US FOR PERMISSION NOR ASKED UP TO SIGN ANY PAPERS OTHER THAN THE PAPER FOR HIS 2 SILVER CAPS. I FLIPPED OUT IN THE OFFICE AND SAID " WHY IN THE HELL DID U DO THAT TO MY BABY WHEN THEY ARE JUST BABY TEETH AND WILL FALL OUT IN A COUPLE YEARS? NO RESPONSE FROM NO ONE. HE WONT EAT, DRINK AND IS IN PAIN AND THERES NOT A DAMN THING I CAN DO FOR HIM RIGHT NOW. IM F*CKING PISSED AND ANGRY. THIS DENTIST SAYS OH WE FILED IT DOWN AND HIT A NERVER SO
Alone Again On Valentines Day...
Yet again I have nobody on this holiday to come...sigh...my entire life and not once have I had someone special to buy chocolate for...or hell even flowers for that matter...everyone I come across loves to fuck with my feelings. Why should this year be any different? Just another lonely day...a reminder that nobody wants me, that all my efforts and love put forth towards a special someone are always taken advantage of...maybe one day someone will actually love me and not lie about it...maybe one valentines day I will actually have someone...
Hey Everyone!
Hey People ! My name is Valentina .. Im new at this site.. Looks a bit complicated. But i guess ill get the hang of it =) I do have a myspace. A music one & also my main one. Here are the links, If you want feel free to check out my music & my site ! Love to all
Why Latinas Do It Better
My Poetry
R U An Intj Or Infj ??
Hi Everyone
what is love? do any of us really know what love is? im just not sure anymore. it seems to me that lovig someone and putting ur feeling out there is just not worth it at times. it just hurts to much. i am so sick of getting hurt and i am so sick of putting my heart out there just so that it gets stepped on. i have a husbend that says he loves me but treats me like shit. i have an ex that says he loves me but its a diffrent kind of love, a kind of love because we share a kid together cause we are firends. i so want someone that wont hurt me, that wont play games with my heart or with my head. why is that so hard for me to find? why can i be happy? am i that bad of a person that that i cant be happy. please someone tell me what love is because i cant tell anymore. maybe i am just not meant to find true love again. i had it once and now its forever gone. the only thing thats left is the child that we share and the momories that i will always remember. may be i should just turn gay and ore
Unlove
This is what i feel when it come to gurls. That they rip my heart out in throw in the frie and they watch it burn. So i sit on my bed Cry thousands and one tear from these Hurting brown eyes. And inside Cry inside to cuz we Know that noone going to love me. Buy Im superman I can love too. I want to save that gurl and i want to be there hero.Now i sit here and Cry Thousand and one tear feeling empty inside in noone here to save me. What I Do. sUPERMAN
Happy Valentines
Happy Valentines to everyone here ! Lots of Love Tina xxx
A Friends Brother
I dont usually pimp out people unless its their birthday or something but a good friend of mine's brother just joined a week ago. If ya can please swing by and show him a lil fubar ♥ and give him a warm welcome! Thank you so much and please repost! (can ya plz repost the bully for me *bats eyes*) xoxo -cotton
Misterfeet!
Please rate this pic.. yup, just one picture rate is all i need!!! Thanks!!! (repost of original by 'misterfeet' on '2008-02-04 17:36:03')
About Me.
if you actually heard the whole storyof the breakup between sailorpiro aka bitch, you would know that she came at me violently with and without weapons. all i did was defend myself. she should have just left when i told her to get out. instead after catching her having an affair with a co-worker of hers after i started working for walmart, be it physical or not, she got physically violent towards me. she is a liar and the abuser, arlette remember all the biting of and hitting on me when i did nothing back to you. you need to just grow up and be a woman. A friend of mine, chunkymonkeyjunky, has lost a family member. Please stop by her pagfe and show somelove and condolences. Thank You. Questions about yourself, copy and paste the questions and answer them to send to me, then repost. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegeta
Frazzled Bdazzled's Blog Space
Someday Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, So when you are lonely remember it's true; Someday someone might come into your life and love you the way you've always wanted them to. If your someday was yesterday, learn. If your someday is tomorrow, hope. If your someday is today, cherish. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Someday I might meet somebody else and find love, Someday I'll find him and he will find me, Someday I hope. In the mean I learn to stand alone And breathe and find courage to go on each day.
In Love
Forbidden Lounge
Come Join The Hottest Growing New Lounge Around! Forbidden Is The Place To Be We Have The HOTTEST Staff & Members! We Always have a blast. There's Always Great Contests & Give Aways. Great Music. Always Drama Free. FORBIDDEN Is The HOTTEST! Come Join Us. Plenty Of Drinks To Go Around! We Love New & Old Faces!! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52754
This Life Of Mine 14
The people in my house were a little grumpy last night to say the least. Now Christopher is sick and Anthony is still sick but I am making him go to school because he missed 2 days of school last week and can't afford to miss anymore! Everyone is sick around me, I am crossing my fingers that I don't get it. I have been pretty healthy all winter and it has been nice. I do however need to start a healthier lifestyle of exercise and eating right. Maybe it was all the junk food I have been eating all winter that has kept me from getting sick? lol I am so glad that a lot of the work is behind me and now I can attend to my house that has been neglected lately. My kids don't seem to know how to pick up after themselves and it is time they learn. Unfortunately I think I have gone behind them for so many years picking up after them that it will be a hard for them to break the habit of leaving a mess. Maybe I will go on strike and do nothing around here and see if they notice? Hmm
Tagg Your It!!!
Help My Friend John
My Blog
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1..love cooking. 2..love going camping. 3..love to give massages. 4..i love days of our lives . 5..love my friends on here . 6..love photography. 7..i love flowers . 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..i love to cuddle . 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people.. Paul , Jeff, Bauer ,Spike the Vampy ,Yummy Bunny If time could stand still, Id freeze it here, So youd always hold me, close and near. In your arms, where Im meant to be, Filled with the perfect love youve given me. A bond so strong, a hold so tight, To know youre the one; my Mr. Right. A blessing sent from up above, In you Ive found my one true love.
Woman
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... < BR>a feeling of contro
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1..love cooking. 2..love going camping. 3..love to give massages. 4..i dont watch alot of sports. 5..love landscaping and remodeling. 6..love photography. 7..a woman in a button down shirt is a huge turn on for me. 8..i have a heart of gold.hehe. 9..been married twice.and been separated for 12 years...dont ask,...lol. 10..i am very romantic. i am tagging these 5 people..Cj, J-Roxx, Lutin,Lily, and Fantasy
Naughty Quiz (answer Please)
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave
Wvxxx.net
Poem
You're my peace of mind in this crazy world. You're everything I've tried to find, your love is a pearl. You're my Mona Lisa, you're my rainbow skies, and my only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. The world will turn, and the seasons will change, and all the lesson we will learn will be beautiful and strange. We'll have our fill of tears, our share of sighs. My only prayer is that you realize you'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever more beautiful in my eyes. When there are lines upon my face from a lifetime of smiles, when the time comes to embrace for one long last while, we can laugh about how time really flies. We won't say goodbye 'cause true love never really dies. You'll always be beautiful in my eyes. You will always be beautiful in my eyes. And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever mor
Wvxxx.net
Hello, friends and family. This blog is to let you know about current updates to my site, we have added over 10,000 new pictures, and we also have a special drawing this month, sign up between today and the end of the month we will be giving a YEAR away for free, all you have to do is sign up for at least a trial membership and you are entered, the winner will be drawn at random and will be alerted via email. so sign up today and get your chance. 3.50 for a 4 day trial a year would cost 135.00 so you would be saving 131.50
Contest(s)
Cum and help me win a VIP. I NEED 10,000 COMMENTS TO WIN IT. PLEASE HELP ME IF YOU CAN!!! CUM ON YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANNA CHEER ME ON! YEAAAAAAAA I GOT THE BANANA CHEERING ME ON TOO!!! /> (repost of original by '♫ DJ~HarleyMoon Owner of Rejects in the Rafters~owne by Ozzman & Wallnutts' on '2008-04-28 11:19:55') (repost of original by '♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Mr. Diamond & Rockstar~' on '2008-04-28 11:46:44') (repost of original by 'Joyridin2w -C/O of Rejects in Rafters' on '2008-03-25 13:07:40') OWN A HARLEY CLICK ON PIC TO BID
Diet
I'm excited, I finally started following a diet, not too strict one, just cutting down the fats and eating sensible... I have also decided to give it a try to that new pill Alli, I will try My best to stick to it (dieting it's so hard sometimes) but I have a goal and I want to work on it... I am going to start walking more, after the office I will try to go to the park and walk around the track for at least 30 minutes to an hour. The track near home is right in front of the beach and I like the view and the fresh air.. it should do Me good. My princess also joined Me in the diet, so we are going to be supporting each other, this is very important when you want to avoid "sabotage" we will watch each other as we progress on this new task. I am practicing My cooking skills and so far, My diet food has been delicious (I'm very good at cooking) :) I will keep you updated on our progress... now just hope to see a lot of support from My friends... right? Kisses & spanks Me
Ff Hall
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I smoke way to much 2) I have 1 tatoo but plaining on more 3) I fight fires for free 4) I get told i flirt way to much 5) I really can't think of anything else that is strange about me. So I quess I i am just a boring kinda person.. I am tagging: Taryn John Merci Walt Terri
I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sweetlips!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born in Germany,raised in Colorado,then in Germany over 8 years , now in Indiana over 20. 2)I Love My Fiance Andrew! 3)I raised 2 kids alone. 4)I Love to spoil My 3 Grandkids. 5)I Miss the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. 6)I Love Scary Movies. 7)I Work part time as a cashier at good ole Wal Mart. 8)I plan on taking a trip to Canada in the very near future. 9)I Love to do counted cross stitch pictures. 10)I love to just enjoy life! I tagged: Hoakie Girl, Beboe,Princess Di,Redhotlustlife and Wizard.

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please help by rating and commenting on my pic thankyou i NEED AS MUCH HELP AS I CAN GET THANKS PIC LINK BELOW THANKYOU MY GOOD FRIENDS please help pretty brown eyes
The National Museum Of Crime And Punishment In Washington, D.c.
I am very pleased and honored to have been involved with this new museum project slated to open this May in Washington, D.C. My involvement with this multi million dollar museum, ( which will aslo house the television studios of John Walsh of "America's Most Wanted Fame" ), has been to find rare and unusual artifacts related to the history of crime and punishment, to lease objects from my own collection for display in the museum, to offer expert historical consultation to the museum, and to record voice intros and descriptions for many of the objects displayed within the "Capital Punishment" and "Medieval Justice" galleries. Visitors to the museum will wear radio activated headsets and in some parts of the museum they will hear me describing various artifacts and associated historical points. This has been a great adventure and I am very proud to have been so deeply involved with this project. Steve Santini
Need You Advice!
i need some advice, i have found three engagment ring and don't know which one to give her. they are in my album marked- "engagment rings". All of them are over one hundred years old and money is not a problem. which one would you choose. Any and all help would be greatly needed. Thanks and have a nice day
Shows
PIERCED LIVE ON CAM DJ SCARE ALL AND ZOMBIE QUEEN BOTH GETTING STABBED BY NEEDLES ON CAM ONLY IN THE BASEMENT SUNDAY JANUARY 25TH 9PM EST LOUNGE WILL BE MADE PRIVATE DURING THE PIERCINGS IF YOU WISH TO WATCH YOU HAVE TO JOIN BEFORE HAND Apr 17 2008 8:00P Blue Note Columbia, Missouri Apr 18 2008 8:00P Metro Chicago, Illinois Apr 19 2008 8:00P Rave Milwaukee, Wisconsin Apr 20 2008 8:00P First Avenue Minneapolis, Minnesota Apr 21 2008 8:00P The Magestic Theatre Madison, Wisconsin Apr 22 2008 8:00P High Dive Champaign, Illinois Apr 24 2008 8:00P The Vogue Indianapolis, Indiana Apr 25 2008 8:00P Southgate House Newport, Kentucky Apr 26 2008 8:00P Majestic Theater Detroit, Michigan Apr 27 2008 8:00P House Of Blues Cleveland, Ohio Apr 29 2008 8:00P Mod Club Toronto, Ontario Apr 30 2008 8:00P Mod Club Toronto, Ontario May 1 2008 8:00P Level 3 St Catharines, Ontario May 2 2008 8:00P Dagobert Quebec, Quebec May 3 2008 8:00P Les Sai
Super Bowl 3rd Qt
Your kisses are sweeter, your body still tingling from your orgasm we lay there in each others arms. I kiss you and begin to laugh you say oh no what. Grinning i say don't worry. I begin kissing your neck again you feel my kisses wet as I begin kissing downward. Teasing my way down your belly as I kisses and nibble my way to your belly already it begins to flip as I lovingly make my way down your beautiful body not wanting to miss an inch. Moaning as I reach your clit you moan loudly as I begin to softly run my tongue in slow tantalizing circles. Sliding my finger slowly deep inside of you, moans of pleasure come from deep inside my tongue and fingers causing you to breath faster moan louder the tightening of you stomach tell you your close MMM you growl make me cum baby. I do as you ask, speeding up Teasing you inside and out it builds. You feel me circling harder on you clit my fingers sliding in and out faster and faster your there you feel it coming you grab my hair saying yes
My Poetry
Last Words of a Frightened Soul Grasping for air As I begin to say goodbye Please baby dont forget me and wipe the tears from your eyes I tried my best to love you Even when times were hard I tried to get you to see That you were the one I wanted You were the only one for me With death approaching near I need to say this to you Always remember the good times we had I know my soul will always be with you Loving me isn't easy Leaving you is harder to do but know it was inevitable Its something I have always needed to do My eyes are filled with pain and sorrow My heart breaks at the thought of what this will do to you. As I fade away into the next life every thought is on you Know that I loved you baby and I am so glad I got a chance to know you Poeticheart
R.i.p. Nicole
In the past few days, i found out my cousin, a memeber of the Canadian Armed Forces, attached to the Strathcona Armoured recon, lost her life defending her comrades in Afghanistan during a supply mission to her base. From what i understand, she and her detachment were attacked and there were several wounded. She died later from injuries sustained. She is a true hero to me, someone who willingly went overseas to help protect others, and will sorely be missed by her friends, comrades in arms, and more importantly, her family. R.I.P Nicole, forever you will be in our thoughts as a true hero to those who needed you.
Truths
It's been 9 months since I have gotten any sex play whatsoever. I haven't even gotten any head... sucks, huh? Oh well, I guess I'm just waiting to find that certain one... Who knows? I might find her soon!
Baby Coming!! :d
I am in need of thoughts and prayers for my Sister in Law and Brother. They are currently awaiting the overdue arrival of their daughter. My Sister inlaw was due to give birth on the 22nd of January and the Doctor has just today induced labor. My family has been through a lot with this pregnacy and are all very anxious to get the phone call from my brother that their little girl is here! Especially since they are based in Japan for the next 3 years. (My sister in law in a RN in the Navy.) So for those of you that pray, and even if you don't....could you just send a thought of safety for mother and child.....and patience for my Brother...(he'll need it most I'm sure LOL) Thanks, JeNn "Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born." --George Bernard Shaw
Ive Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)Im a Bears Fan 2)I twist my hair 3)I graduated college last year 5)I have two beautiful gurls 6)Im addicted to Fubar 7)I smoke way too much 8)My favorite alcohol is Jack Daniels 9)I drink Mt. Dew all the time 10)My favorite meal is Roast, carrots, and potatoes I tagged punks punkette, starry, ronja, punk, abby
Bad Boys Of Fubar
So I made this page up to pimp out the hottest guys on fubar and help them in any way possible to level and in contests and so on... So all guys that join here please add all members as it is a page to help everyone involved in any way possible Thank you for taking the time to read this blog and I hope that I see some new bad boys join Are you a bad boy? I love having bad boys on my page Wanna join? There are a few things you can do to join and you have a choice of these things but first you MUST Rate,Fan,and Add me before anything and then... You can choose to... 1)make a salute for me or, 2)Give me 1000 fubucks Think about it this way it works out for you because I'm pimping you out because this is what it is, a pimpout for all bad boys and since everyone is always trying to level it would be best if you went and added the others that are in this folder as well because this is all to help each other in leveling,in contests the works...oh and repost any bulletin
Center Of The Bible
CENTER OF THE BIBLE (awesome) The pictures are awesome....but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before sending this I said a prayer for you. Got a minute? 60 seconds for God? All you do is
Food For Thought
Some Words To Ponder: Why In Moments of Crisis do we ask God for Strength and Help? As Cognitive Beings, why would we ask for something that may well be a figment of our imaginations for guidance? Why not search inside ourselves for the Power to overcome? Afterall, we are strong enough to cause most of the catastrophes we need to endure.
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Important Info
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Bad Person?
Fuk The Patriots
I am so glad the patriots lost.tom brady is a horseface that has an ass for a chin. bill bellichick is a no good cocksuking poor loser. fukin asshole didnt even stay til the end of the game. what a sore fukin loser!! for all u patriots fan AHAHAHAHAHAH FUK YOU!!! now maybe tom will stop bein a deadbeat dad n take care of his kid!! MY KID WOULD OF BEEN AT THE SUPERBOWL!!!! so when all u pats fans are done cryin let me know n ill make fun of u sum more!!!! like the saying goes ...... CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!!! 18-1 ONLY 18-1 TEAM TO NOT WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!
My Nsfw Albumn.
Its for family only, but if you want to see, just ask and I will add you to family.
Lyrics
After Tonight - Mariah Carey I look at you looking at me Feels like a feeling meant to be And as your body moves with mine It's like I'm lifted out of time And time again Patiently I've waited For this moment to arrive After tonight Will you remember How sweet and tenderly You reached for me and pulled me closer? After you go Will you return to love me After tonight begins to fade? I feel your touch caressing me This feeling's all I'll ever need With ev'ry kiss from your sweet lips It's like I'm drifting out of time Alone will tell If you feel the way I feel When I look in your eyes After tonight (after tonight) Will you remember How sweet and tenderly You reached for me and pulled me closer? After you go (after you go) Will you return to love me After the night becomes the day? Time and time and time again (Time and time again) So patiently I've waited For this moment to arrive After tonight (after tonight) Oh, yeah, will you remember How
I Want Your "cokerewards" (points)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNY GIRL...THIS IS A HOMEMADE MADE FROM SCRAP CARD FOR YA ...=) ADD, FAN, N RATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS WONDERFUL GIRL AND VERY FUNNY FRIEND...SHE IS ONE FRIEND WE WISH WE ALL HAD. Funny Girl~~Read profile before going any further~~@ fubar TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TENSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKINGS BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DDREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE,CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER
My Thoughts
Farewell Fu
To All of my friends, family, and fans: I'll be deleting my account next week. I decided that I spend too much time fucking around on here and not enough time out there in the *sigh* real world. Thanks for making me feel welcome on the site since it was cherrybomb! Thanks esp. to mz luvdumplin for inviting me and all of the friends i have met along the way... esp my sexy crush... you know who you are! Anyways, if you would like to stay in touch, send me a message on here with contact details. Love you all, POST
Voice Blog
Random
The Wonders Of Fever Based Halucinations
Patriots Lol!!!
Own Me
ok this the first auction i am in so show some love and please come bid on me... Auction starts 2-26-08.. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1423864&i=513540610 OK i am in an auction and the highest bidder on me wins: 1. all photos rated 2. all stash rated 3. mumm made all about you 4. salute made by me with your name on it 5. nsfw salute made by me with your name on it 6. my undivided attention... you can bid with fubucks, vips, blasts, tickers, and happy hours.. all cash prizes trump over fubucks.. please show some love and come vote on me... just click on the pic and it will take you there... Friends VS Redneck Friends FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECK FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Fun Fun Fun
Come join the first train that pays to be on it .. For every member that joins you receive a small gift such as a gift from the fu shop.. fu bucks.. bling .. ticker.. 1 day blast .. Exp..When you join you give a gift to the person who joined before you and then the next person that joins gives you a gift.. This is the giving train.. As some ppl can't always afford these items it's a nice way to return love to others even if just with a small gift. To join you must F/R/A all train members then send a message to the Conductor, Co-Conductor, or Engineer. Welcome to the Midnight Special Conductor Carnie@ fubar Co-Conductor (2nd in command) ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Owner of Blue Dragon Owned by Abby again :) {Shadow Levelers}@ fubar Engineer (3rd in command)
Need Help
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Mouths Can Lie
what you spend your time on what you give your attention to is where the heart lies because we will give our lives to what is in our hearts our mouths can lie but our hearts can not.
Give Away Need Help
MistressBroken MistressBroken is in a Giveaway! Come help her out by bombing her! She will return the favor! Here is the Payscale! 100 comments=Custom Graphic 600 comments=Salute 1000 comments=Nsfw Salute
Sexiest Kiss Contest
HEY IM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR THE SEXIEST CONTEST THAT WILL START IN A LITTLE OVER A WEEK AS WELL AS A NEW AUCTION IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN EITHER OR BOTH LET ME KNOW . FOR THE CONTEST IT WILL BE WHATEVER PIC GETS TO 70,000 PTS WHICH ARE DETERMIND BY 1 PT PER COMMENT 5 PTS PER RATE.bUT THE PIC CAN BE OF EITHER YOU MAKING A KISSY FACE OR ACTUALYL KISSING SOMEONE, THE PRIZE WILL BE AS FOLLOWS 1ST PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR SECOND PLACE A WEEK BLAST OR VIP YOUR CHOICE. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR OFFERS AND PICS DO NOT SHOUT ME ABOUT THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW IM ONLINE CUT OFF FOR ENTRANTS IS FEBUARY 1ST cherry eater:)@ fubar This bulletin is here because Ms Retta made it lol: *MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*@ fubar (repost of original by '*MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*' on '2008-01-23 18:32:33') HEY IM IN A RACE TO GET 30,000 COMMENTS TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR PLEASE IF YOU CAN BOMBE THE HELL OUT OF THE LINK BELOW I ONLY HAVE 3 WEEKS TO DO IT http://fubar.com/v
Here Sits My Heart
here my heart sits, waiting for you to accept what it has to offer will you take what it feels and hold it near or will you throw it away it just wants to love you like no one else can what it feels for you i can not stop i have tried and tried over and over again but it tells me it belongs to you that it where it wants to be in with your heart beating as one so here sits my heart waiting for you will you accept it or will you throw it away it tells me it does not want another only the one it has has chosen for me so here sits my heart waiting for you.
2008
yea so i havent been on here too much due to life spiriling out of control for me. But like my daddy says gotta go thru that rain and pain for a little while.....but y the fuck has this pain been going on for 21 yrs now. Everyday the thin grasp i have on reality and sanity slips even more and i dont know whats real and whats fake...i dont know who my friends are or who my enimes are!!! Paranoia will be my downfall eventually but i have to beat it..anyway i wanna bitch a little bit about people on here. You know ive met some cool ass people on here one thats like my best friend they know who they are. But in that the thing that pisses me off to no extent are people that add me or come by my page and rate and fan me and what not and dont talk to me, or even have the common courtesy to reply to me. Even if its a hey i dont want to talk or leave me alone, no problem shit did decency and common courtesy die as soon as the internet hit the scene....or was it dead long before i came to
Who I Are...
I like FUBAR. I'm still kinda new to it and somethings I do differently. I know there are people that I have in my friends list and people that wonder why I do, what I do. Well let me shed some light on somethings. - If you read my profile I will read yours back, typically if I notice on the Bar Tab or My Recent Profile Viewers. - I actually read profiles, yes read. I have my own method of Checking Persons Out and how I, R/F/A. - Whatever your walk of life is... I don't care, just respect me and I'll do the same. Plus, don't get offended if I don't add you. I'll just hit you with a fan to be fair. - I'll rate something. - 10's are the best I can shell out. As much as I like the FUBAR expierence I can't afford VIP, BLASTS,HAPPY HOURS or BLINGS. - I'll try to, Thank you for the Add. - I randomly give gifts out, with the note: Just stopping by. - Sometimes I take requests even if they are not directed to me ie thru MUMM's/ I Need help leveling up. - I'll read M
Something Funny
Snow white was on a mission And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that," "Not there, that is my asshole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gav
Out
If you could take a second out of your busy day and do me a favor by showing these lovely ladies some fu-love, i'd appreciate it :) Babyblueyz@ fubar purplesky proud member of "THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY"@ fubar *Country Girl 28*@ fubar ~*BlondePrincess8786*~2nd Alarm Hotties**If you dont like me.......get bent mother f**ker!!!@ fubar Lisa@ fubar ~ReNeA~OWNED by Quinton Allen aka 'rcd Gۥ D φ 놆e@ fubar Boo-Boo~][D][][V][][D's WIFEY~Bluedemons Personal Assistant(DH)@ fubar SweetAngel~With Horns~Sweetwaters Greeter/Promoter@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by: $DJ BABY BOY$ { DIRTY SOUTH
I Got Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) love spicy food 2) i'm right-handed 3) cant stand doing laundry 4) i smile all the time 5) my bedroom and bath are purple & green 6) don't like to b dared to do shyt...i get into trouble taking up the dare 7) woooot like vanilla ice cream 8) i might have part of a lung removed 9) i love football 10) i hate fish I tagged Lutin, Titan, Funny Girl, Ronja and sHake
Why Is It Always Me!!!
HERE IAM A VERY KIND HEARTED SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE YUNG WOMEN WHOS ONLY TRYIN TO FIND THAT ONE MAN.YU KNOW THE ONE WHOS GOT A HEART THAT BEATS INSTEAD OF RUNNIN COLD N BLACK. A MAN WHO WILL OPEN DOORS N CUDDLE N GO OUT .I JUS DNT UNDERSTAND IF ME BEIN SO NICE IS THE REASON I GET FUKCED OVER SO MUCH.I MEET THIS REALLY SWEET GUY GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT HES A LIL DIFFERENT AND THERE WE GO AGAIN HES PROVIN ME RIGHT.WHER AHVE ALL THE GOOD ONES GONE...I JUS AM TIRED OF BEIN ALONE I WANA MAKE A LIFE WITH SOMEONE ......
Depressed?
Skeet Skeet
Paradise
We invite you to enter and to join and have some fun!! CUM VISIT AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!!
Confused
Look What Hillary And Bill Get. Just A Little Fyi
I'm sure this one will warm your little taxpayer heart. If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas. About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... I understand Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. What a guy! AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?) If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out
Cwp
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Blogging
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon and I fell asleep." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified; at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look a
Food And Restaurants
By Shanti Rangwani The supposedly hip milk mustache is actually a creamy layer of mucus, live bacteria, and pus. Got milk? If not, then thank your lucky stars. Because if you do, medical research shows that you are likely to be plagued by anemia, migraine, bloating, gas, indigestion, asthma, prostate cancer, and a host of potentially fatal allergies--especially if you are a person of color. Ignoring this, the government declares that milk is essential to good health, subsidizes the milk industry to the tune of billions of dollars, and requires milk in its public school lunch programs. And celebrity shills sporting milk mustaches tell us that milk is rich in proteins, calcium, and vitamins--and very cool to boot. They forget to tell you about the dangers lurking in that innocuous-looking glass of white. Once criticized only by naturopaths and vegans, now the health effects of milk are being decried by many mainstream doctors. The supposedly hip milk mustache is actually a
Just Be Me!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRR I have had better days, weeks, months.... wish i could get over this.
Safety
Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved
Wont Be Online Til 21st
im switching internet providers so i wont be online until the 21st. leave me A LOT of love to come back to. thanks everyone.. much love to all
Guestbook
News And Poltics
Pass the word. I don't know how true this is....just it's better to know than not know......if it's true. Please read, it's about our kids! The things you don't know can make a difference. The "Certificate of Completion or Attendance" that is being offered in lieu of high school diplomas, is a part of Bush's "No Child Left Behind". This is how it works: It is for students who are unable to pass both the Language Arts and Math portions of the 10th grade ISTEP. Students must take the same 10th grade test over in the 11th and 12th grades until they pass both portions. If they are unable to pass the 10th grade test by the 12th grade then they have two options: 1. Drop out and go to a GED program or, 2. accept a "Certificate of Completion" - it is NOT a diploma. Once a student accepts it, they cannot ever get a diploma or a GED. A certificate of completion means that a student can never (as long as they live): 1. go t
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New Places
New Places Today's Scripture you have not passed this way before (Joshua 3:4). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God desires to take you into new places in your life. He wants to take you to deeper places in your walk with Him, and He wants to take you into higher places of blessing in your life. Are you ready to go to places that youve never been before? So many people today get stuck in a rut because they dont want to get out of their comfort zone. They want to stay with what they know because its comfortable. But in order for you to reach your full potential, you have to be willing to step out into the unknown. You wont ever walk on water until you step out of the boat! We all have areas we can rise higher in. Open your heart today and be ready to step out into the unknown. Trust that the Lord will guide and order your every step. Begin to expect that the unexpected is on the way. Be ready to step out into new places. As you approach your day with faith and expe
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Sexuality
Not sure how well this will go over with everyone..but its how i see things. I am so tired of seeing about bisexual mumms and such. What will my parents do if they find out..etc. as for me, I always just did what made my parents happy.. I know that dont always make you happy and you got to decide..but still. If you like men, why not just stick with them,,that way you know you wont have to worry about what they think? Was gods intentions for women/men to be together.. not the other way. Men are the ones that can provide you with kids. Anyways, this is just way I see it. I dont really care if you are bi or not.. I am not prejudice..where I will hold it against anybody.. but I am not for it really either. I think majority just say they are for the attn. Others are, just to make there men happy. To each there own I guess..but if you are bi.. then you shouldnt have no problems telling people you are. If you can come on here, among everyone and air it out.. then you might as well at
Brain Droppings
Yeah. Sam, Stacie, and Mel... You all SUCK. Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: Rob -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Rob 299 up, 75 down AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha. Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like. More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!) Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others. Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of h
Thanks!!!
Just wanted to thank all new members who join Night at the Rocksburry lounge! Glad to have you there! It is awsome lounge and you are awsome peeps! cejay is our superman and am glad he created one of the best lounges on fubar..I am bias cause I must say the best! Anyway you are all awsome ..so come on in and have fun at the lounge. Get to know all the members! See you there! Muah!
Alicia
I wanted to let everyone know that I lost a very good friend of mine. She was only 21 and had two boys.She was laid to rest today and I miss her soooo much. Only thing is that OI fell like i could have done something more to help her.I turned away from her cause of the past now I feel it is my fault. I know she is in a better place but that still doesnt help how much i feel empty without her her. GOD BLESS YOU BABY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tag
got tagged by my friend Stina Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I lived in Las Vegas,New Mexic for 7 years. 2) I have 1 older sister 3) I work in a Pet Shop 4) I am a Canine Education Instructor 5) I love Pepsi 6) I like video games 7) I am easy going 8) This is my first blog :) 9) I love my boyfriend!! 10)I am a caring person I tagged The Man 68, Kel, Starry, Cotton Blossom, Abby.
Willyblues
I made my first bulletin today!!! HOLY SHIT!!! It was for my dear friend on FUBAR WillyBlues. He had all of a sudden disappeared for a couple of weeks, and a few of us on here, shoutboxed each other, emailed each other, and I finally googled Willy and found his phone number. I called and called, but no answer... I knew Willy has a serious medical condition, and I became even more worried. I looked in his local paper in the obits. Nothing, THANK GOD!!! I also know he lives at home and takes care of his elderly Mom, so I started thinking maybe something happened with her, but, nope, her name was not in the paper either... Soooo, I then thought that maybe he was having computer problems or server issues... I waited... still nothing. That was IT!!! I ended up making friends with another woman here who is also friends with Willy, and we put our heads together. I got the local police dept's phone number, called it... (I figured Willy was gonna KILL me) and they told me he had gotten brogh
Advice Column
The Letter. I have never believed in online relationships. But found myself in one, and feel in love. Knowing we could never be together, we still had 6 months of true happiness. We laughed, joked, and we always there for each other. It made Fubar fun for me. One day a handsome guy came and be-friended her. Although she stay true to me, i couldn't handle it and was jealous everyday. We fought, i accused her of stuff she wasn't doing. I was an asshole. But still she stayed with me. Until one huge fight where he put her in his status. I lost it, and in return ruined a great thing. We stopped talking for weeks. And it was over. :( I found myself missing her and made contact. She was missing me too. But during our time away she started to have feelings for the guy who broke us up. And he feel in love with her. Was i right? I was being jealous, but my gut knew he was after her. Even if she didnt see it at the time. The girl and i have talked alot. She still is in love with me, and i
Fubar Friends Photos
Salute
so i been surfing fubar. came across people who has pictures of salutes made for them. like they got a pic of a friend holding a paper with their name on it saying they love the person. so if you wanna do that for me then by all means go right ahead. L0L.
All About Steven
All About Steven Lots of people have asked what was Steven like, so I thought Id try and write down a few things. Steven was born in Germany and didnt have the best start to life. He got stuck in the birth channel and several attempts by one of the junior doctors they realised that he couldnt be born normally and Gail was rushed down to have an EC. Waiting outside the operating theatre seemed to be a lifetime, but eventually someone came out to announce I had a son and both mother and baby were doing fine. Again I had another wait till they cleaned both of them up. Gail was groggy when I went to see her but pleased that she give me my first son, although she told me I had to go and see the sister as there was some concern over his foot. The reason Steven was stuck during birth was one of his feet had been stuck in a rip. There was a slight deformity of the foot but we were reassured, it was nothing to worry about. Every day I visited the hospital even though it was a round 3hrs
Tag Your It
got tagged by my friend Stina Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I ahve 4 sisters no bothers 2) I am the oldest 3) I try to help all my friends as much as i can 4) I get depressed alot 5) Im quiet most of the tme but not like i use to be 6) My favorite bands are Flyleaf and Three Days Grace 7) IM afraid of being alone 8) I am a very emotional person... 9) I spend to much time on the comp lol 10) Im to nice I tagged Ms. Manie, Shadow, Dream, Sweet x, Baby Gurl Red
Better Man
I'm lookin for a frog. Not a prince, because no one is perfect. Just a frog. I have been running into alot of toads. Ugly little creatures. Players and losers. Liars and fakes. Egocentrics, scum. They haven't discouraged me from my search, but have made me more aware of what I do not want. Yep I'm lookin for a frog and with hope one day......... he will turn into my prince. He is a better man because of me. Not a better person but a better man. If it had not been for me he wouldnt have what he has today. The opportunities he has today. If it had not been for me he would be trying to work for a dead man, or still trying to buy and fix up and old junk truck. He would be a drunk, living in or who knows where, squalor, in a truck? Living off someone, and blaming them for his failures? He would have never understood the joy that children can bring or the joy of grandchildren, the unconditional love of a child. Family. They still would have been a burden to him, an annoyance, and competit
Help Please
I NEED HELP MY FRIEND WITH HER CONTEST SHES IN A CUTTIE CONTEST SHE NEEDS SALUTETS THEY CANT BE BAD TORDS THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CONTEST THEY HAVE TO BE IN BOMB FORM SO PLEASE HELP HER OUT im going to be deleting my profile in a little while i just wanted to give u all heads up u guys can hit me up if u have my yahoo address if not im sorry
Ken Yabuckmee
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none. I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family. I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane. I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you, reading th
T@g Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Summersville WV and uprooted to the big city (Indianapolis) when I was 1 month old. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My sister is 3yrs 9 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Hrt of gold lol) 4) I'm a processor for the Indianapolis Metro Police Dept. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter. 7) I LOVE all kinds of music. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you NO.... ask me again in a day and I will probably say yes lol 9) I love drinking Diet Pepsi :) 10) I a
Super Bowl
I believe that almost all sports are fixed these days. The New York Giants wins the Super Bowl last night. A wild card team I believe and they go and win the whole thing. The reason I think that it was fixed is because of the Manning brothers. One brother one the Super Bowl last year and then the other brother wins the Super Bowl this year. What are the chances of that? I don't know about anyone else but, I smell a rat. I may be wrong but, something was or is wrong with what happened last night. I am not a Patriots fan whatsoever! That is one team that I hate so much but, I believe it was wrong what happened last night.
Sarge's Bad Girls!!!
OK OK I did it to myself again..why i dont know..but im up for auction once again. Soooo Please come and bid on me ill make it worth your while..*winks* hehehehe glitter-graphics.com WANTED: A Fubar Valentine's Date for Sarge's Bad girls. All you have to do is leave ONE comment on why you believe you should be that girl's fubar valentine's date. The person with the best answer will get the girl for Valentine's Day! It will be up to the girl to which answer she chooses as "best"!!! The Bad Girl will send the winner at least one Fubar gift on Valentine's day and also attach to her name that you are her Valentine's date. This is NOT an AUCTION, so that means you can save your fubucks and real money!!! The Bad Girls will be making their choice by 8:00 PM Fubar time February 13th. CLICK THE PICTURE AND TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO BE MY DATE
Life And Questions
So can you fall in LOVE right after you get out of a 4 yr relationship? I'm talking daysI can't. I do know some who have though and it amuses me. See, I'm a bit of a skeptic towards love anyways so for me to fall in LOVE with someone is a HUGE deal for me and my kids. More for me! I have only been in love twice in my life don't get me wrong I've dated and all the things a girl can and shouldn't do. I keep myself unattainable in a complete different way then most girls. I don't think that I will ever fall in LOVE ever again, but if it happens I will be here. Will I look for it hell yeah, maybe because I am looking it will pass me by and I will be a single mom for the rest of my life. No more males in my life except thru my girls (their boyfriends and one day husbands), but not for me on a romantic level. I believe in Karma; however I don't believe that I am that much of a bad person or mother that Karma has left me loveless. David might think other wise and Tom I don't know what he thi
T@g You're It!
got tagged by my friend DeeLove32 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Brookly-NY and uprooted to the boonedocks (Long Island) when I was 10. 2) I am the oldest of 2 children. My brother is 248 months younger than me. 3) I love annoying my friends! (especially Dee lol) I tagged Dragon8877, Keith, SuperStarrPrincess 4) I'm a Co Admin on a chat network. 5) I don't like complete darkness....but at the same time I also don't like brightness. 6) I love peanut butter and chocolate...especially together! 7) I LOVE music from the 80s. 8) I try to be tough and deep inside I'm a softy and if I tell you know.... ask me again in a day a
Anything
Hey Pitbull's as most of you have seen Steph nor D are on today!! Not sure what is up but beings I am the manager I am asking you all to listen up and follow where I ask you to be until Steph and or D come back on and say otherwise.. Stargazer is done!!!! Tom is done w00t keep moving along gang you all are doing a kick ass job right now!!! Niecee is done!!! Mandy needs 12,395 for her bling packs I will post another blog tomorrow morning if I don't hear from Steph and D by 10 am central time.. Rules of the contest I am hosting!! As stated at on the first bully of wanting to host the contest and trying to get people to join... Rules were as followed: NO DRAMA MUST HAVE A MIN. OF AT LEAST 20-25K IN ORDER TO WIN YOUR CHOICE OF THE FOLLOWING GIFTS, 30 DAY BLAST 4 BLING PACKS 3 MONTH VIP 50 BUX CASH NOW IF THE WINNER DOES NOT HAVE THE MIN. GOAL OF 20-25K THEN THE PRIZE WILL JUST BE 20 BUX CASH OR 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP OR 1 BLING PACKAGE THANK YOU T
Truth
no one dies a virgin everyone get screwed once in their lifetime or another...
Complicated Thoughts Of A Not So Complicated Girl.
So my imagination has played tricks on me to make me think that I have been making progress. WRONG! I have just been covering it up and avoiding the subject. I need to grow up. I have been depressed, miserable, heartbroken, confused, angry, and impatient. But in order for my life to get back to the way I want it. I have to actually change instead of bull shitting about it. I want to be happy with myself so therefore I need to mature and figure out what the fuck I am going to do with myself. Everything will fall in to place over time. I just need to give it time and actually attempt to make things work. Tonight sitting by myself in my room made me realize a lot of shit. I have to clear the slate and fix my wrongs. To turn them in to rights. Maturity is key.
Oklahoma
You are from Oklahoma if... 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha. 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. (soooooooo true!) 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. 10. You measure distance in minutes. 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City." 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. 13. Little smokies are something you serve only for specia
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I've Been Tagged
I've been tagged!! I got Tagged by Sexi Mami!!! Once you have been tagged,you have to write a blog weird random things facts or habits about yourself.At the end you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, list their names.Dont forget to leave a comment that says "Your It" on their profile and ask them to read your blog.You cant tag the person who tagged you.... 1)I was born and raised in Colorado and I have been here my whole life. 2)Iam a good skier 3)I read romantic novels 4)I love chocolate 5)I like to fish and go camping 6)I like a good scary movie 7)Iam a fun person to be with 8)Im going to take a trip to Figi "before I die" hehehehehe 9)I enjoy our Rocky Mountains 10)I love my 8 year old Son Casey!!! I tagged: Cappy,Miss Butterfly,God Angel,Gargoyle,Fallen Angel
News
ANYONE INTERESTED IN A BOMB SQUAD TO JOIN? WE ARE NOT A BOMBING FAMILY WE PRIMARILY BOMB GIVEAWAYS FOR FRIENDS IF YOU THINK YOUD LIKE TO JOIN US CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND READ THE SQUAD RULES! ANYONE IS WELCOME! ~The Terminaters~@ fubar Just want to let the Management of the Confederates and the members to know. After receiving a letter from Management that seemed to be trying to point the finger at me because of The Watcher leaving the family I feel that I need to say a few things. I dont want to cause any drama seems the one of the Confederates can enough of that and one of their key things is no drama in the family? I could come back with comments to prove somethings in the letter I was sent are wrong. The reason I am not going to say much on this letter I was sent is because, maybe there is some misunderstanding on both our parts. Unless we could talk as adults then I have nothing more to say on this. If management would like to talk to me please contact
Giants Win The Super Bowl
The NEW YORK GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. Well, bravo to the Giants. But they have not been the NEW YORK Giants since 1976 when they moved to NEW JERSEY. So they haven't been NEW YORK in 32 YEARS!! And I thought then and still think now that they completely suck for not changing their name to indicate the proper state that they train, play and are based in.
Valentine's Survey
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on xpeeps that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somethin
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Words Of Wisdom
To laugh often and love much To win the respect of intellient persons and the affection of children To earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends To appreciate beauty To find the best in others To give one's self To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition To have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultaion To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived- This is to have succeeded. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rules Of Love
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Feelings
If you have feelings for somebody and you think their strong but afraid to tell them.But You never saw them in person is it possably to love somebody you never met?I mean I feel like it is.I cant stop thinking about this person and drives me up the wall no matter what i do or where Im at the person is in my head.Or should I just let it go cause its never going to happen in the real world:( .... Earlier today I wrote a blog about how I felt about internet relationship and if it was possably and mean time everything in the comment was good until my ex decided to say I neg... him.Before we stopped talking a week ago.My words to him was I think we need to work on things and I wasn't fu marrying him.I mean shit we was rl/gf&bf.He told me that he cared and loved me and wanted to be with me.After a week we talk.And I feel like My heart got handed to my in a brown paper bag.I turn off my shout box and when I decided to turn it back on somebody called me a cold hearted bitch cause of my finall
Party Contest!!
Im gonna be holdin a contest which will start Mon Feb 18th at 8:00am CST and run till Mon March 10th at 10:00pm CST. Its not gonna be a comment bombin contest just based on rates! With the new ratin system the contest will last for 3 weeks so make sure you get all ur friends to come back and re-rate the pic each week. The theme will be party! I love to party and well I wanna see some pics of some of ur nights out or in which ever! The pic must be SFW but its also gotta be a pic of a night out or just a simple party at home but I want them party pics!! Heres a break down of the rules... 1. Pic must be SFW 2. NO DRAMA! No ifs ands or buts about it! 3. Prizes will be based on the number of rates u get and there will be 3 awarded. 1st place will be a 7day blast or vip only if the rates are over 250 if its under then a 3 day blast will be given. 2nd place will be a 3 day blast unless 1st doest reach the 250 mark then a 1 day blast will be given. 3rd place will be 100k fubuck
Hi-tech Old Ladies
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID . . . " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT . . . I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
If I...
If I cried everytime you broke my heart I would have an ocean of tears If I saved the blood from the wrist I slit I would drown in my own blood If I let my fears of heart break take me over I would be in abandonment till my last gasping breath If I became numb everytime your words broke my heart I would have never felt a single emotion in my entire existence If I could make you experience the pain you create in me you would yearn to end your being in this world If I thought of a way to attempt get back at you everyime you made me mad those thoughts would consume my mind If I believed everything you told me I would be trapped in a never ending fairytale
My Poem Obscure
Have you ever felt obscure Like as if your never really sure Feeling as if your about to burst Sometimes wondering if it could get any worse Sometimes Just wanting to run and hide Wishing something could just wash your worries away like the ebb of a tide Feeling left out like you really don't belong Reaching deep down inside for something that's strong Thoughts running though your mind like a freight train Just wanting to release all your pain Feeling as if your in a cage Wishing it was a book and you could just turn the page Living in a world of hate Why do people have to discriminate We are all the same But our hatred burns like a wild flame In this world of shame
Mental Vent
Blah blah blah, are you fucking ready?! Ranting and raving always comes so steadily. Not knowing what to do, dreams haunting me of you feeling so valid, feeling so requisite. Pins and needles engorge my skin, feeling unbalanced as the room begins to spin. A mental release never comes with ease, pills temporarily sedate the beasts. The casing starts to callous. My heart races a hostile impulse, this feeling of malice. Overtaken, letting go. It`s almost like perfect euphoria. Blood aches, bones scream, cerebral anguish increases. Explosive feelings leave me in pieces laying about. Never knowing what to do, always thinking "well what about?"
To Be Leeveled
she only needs 13000 to level up ♦DBrown1004♦@ fubar
Woman Broken
Since the day we met, you have brought sunshine and joy to my life, i told myself long ago do not trust, do not let anyone in somehow you found your way through the walls of hurt and shame you see right through me to what is really inside no matter how hard i try to hide what is there you always seem to know, without spoken words, without hearing my voice all you have to do is see my eyes. there need be no words for me to say and you know what i want to say how did you do it why did it happen you crashed those walls i built to keep me safe now what am i to do without those to protect what i have held so dear please do not make me regret those walls coming down for it took so long to build it would take a lifetime to repair.
Valentines Contest
I've Been Tagged.
I got tagged by my lovely friend Moon Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I have lived in Colorado all of my life except for one year in Las Vegas when I was 21 2) I love to dance even tho I really suck at it. 3) I knit and sew to realx... ya dont repeat that!!!! 4) I love to go out with the guys to a country bar and play pool! 5) I drink way to much coffee and soda. 6) I dont eat regularly. 7) I am going to be a grandma yet again and still a very young age. 8) I am going to have a 67 or 70 Mustange before I die. 9) I will do most anything for my friends. 10) Tho I try to have this bad ass attitude and rep... I am really a nice pe
What Do I Do
Just wanted to wish all my friends a Happy Valentines Day!!!!!!!! And so all know i am spending this day alone.
Damn It!
DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! i try to expand my "family" OH?..YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM FOR YOUR LEVEL....denied.... DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! i try to upload more pictures OH?..YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM FOR YOUR LEVEL....denied... DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! :(
My Fu~owner Ronja
Have you met my Fu-Owner yet??? ZZZZ hw Lvlr ღ & ღhߥ Lвღღ proudly owned by 'Owned@ fubar Meet my new Fu~Owner Ronja!!! Please fan/rate/add this wild and crazy lady!! You won't regret it!! *~Ronja~**OWNED BY PUNKS PUNKETTE, OWNER OF SWEET~THING N TERESA**~@ fubar Get this widget |
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Rant And Raves
I need a blast guys.someone be generous and help a poor lil girl out.someone deleted my profile when they hacked into it and im missin all my fu-friends! help a hottie out! my account seemed to have been hacked and deleted over the weekend so im havin to get everything built back up to where i had it..b/c of some ass i lost all my friends and most of my pics..so ima hafta dig thru some cd's and get everything back to where it was.. so bare with me if i dont rate or fan you yet..ill get to it.. and ya know one of you sweethearted guys out there could buy me a blast to help get my friends back :-) theres rewarding pics in return! ADD ME RATE ME FAN ME **:: xxxooo ::** Jess
Deaths
missing in action. I am sorry for those who thought I was around when I wasn't. My grandmother died, she was 89 years old, her late husband was in WWII fought on the beaches. He passed a few years ago. She passed away in her sleep. So I had to go spend time with my family. My grandmother wasn't in my book like other grandparents she was very lade back and cool. Loved to ride on the back of a harley and drink dark beers. she is now in a better place.
Tagged!
I got tagged by my friend Moon! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I was born in Fairfax Virginia and moved to NY when I was three. 2) I have an oler brother named Sam and an older sister named Marta. (yes- my mom loved that little girl from the sound of music!) LMAO 3) I love to skydive, but have only gone twice. 4) I have always wanted to be a stewardess but am not to keen on flying. 5) My favorite tv shows are little house on the prairie and threes company. 6) I have only had two boyfriends my entire life. 7) I tried out for my high school wrestling team, played basketball, andsoccer. 8) I lost my best friend ashley 3 years ago in
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Super Bowl Xvii
I would just like to Congratulate the New Yprk Giants. You played a great game. Patriots, you will always be #1 in my heart
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Interested in joining a new group or family, hit me up and i will let every one know the details.
Pimp Out 4 Friends
WELL NOT REALLY :P He got a lot people to rate The heck out of me. He knows how hard of a time I'm having From being on yucky dial up & can't rate people that much. He's a really sweet friend. & I love him to death. & I would appreciate it if You could show him some Love. Just a few friendly rates Will make us both happy He's an awesome friend to have. So if you don't have him, PLEASE Fan/Rate/Add He returns all Love $()TR-(Lori's Hubby)-{Ashley's Fu-Slave}@ fubar Bought to you by: **SexyTiger** ~ Demon Crew Member ~ Shadow Leveler ~@ fubar Hey All If you don't know this Man, Now is the Time to Be-Friend him. He is one of the coolest guys on here. He likes to think he is so close to Oracle. When matter of fact he is 16,723,699 away Of course I'm not asking for a Level up, That would be completely impossible today. But he does have alot of Photos & Stash I know that if everyone banned together, We could knock ALOT of p
Right Here In My Arms
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Best Ever - Please Read!!!
Hello, my name is David Payne. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Oh wait, maybe that trip to Disneyland is true, yeah, shove Mickey Mouse up your ass and jump off a tall building and then you'll get to Disneyland. "Oooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out th
Now I'm Torn
I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, Do you remember me at all, I'm leaving, Have I fucked things up again, I'm dreamin, To much time without you spent, It hurts, Wounds so sore, Now I'm torn, I've been far away, When i see your face, My heart bursts into fire, Hearts burst into fire, You're not alone, I know I'm far from home, Do you remember me at all, Do you wait for me again, I'm screaming, No more days without you spent, It hurts, My bed's so cold so lonely, No arms just sheets to hold me, Has this world stopped turning, Are we forever to be apart, I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, I'm coming, remember me at all, I'm leaving, I'm dreaming, My hearts bursts into fire.
Still Waiting
That time is here again, Prepare to be apart, And it drives you crazy, Each time i go away the distance get longer, But it makes us stronger, Should it all come crashing down around me, Would you be there should i stumble and fall, And pick up the pieces, Forget about the shit that we've been through, I wanna stay here forever and always, These days are dead again, It's empty from the start, And it drives me crazy, The hours drift away it hurts to remember, This will soon be over.

What's happening to me, I'm dying from the inside, Body hurts to much to feel, And pressure adds to pain, Straying from sanity, Why can't you let me be, Is nothing else important, Does my mind mean more to you, Screaming for your vanity, Will darkness turn to light, Can someone wake me from this nightmare, Here we go, The tank is empty let it dry, I'm suffering, A passion ending so a world ceases turning, So now i hope you see, I'm nothing more than human, Making plans for enemies, But here we go again, Deliver us from evil, Crawling back to insanity, I'm suffering, Will darkness turn to light, We're evil.
Sick All Weekend
THIS WAS MY FIRST WEEKEND OFF IN AMONTH IHAD THE FLU SUCKED ICOULDNT EVEN GET OUT TO GET MY OIL CHANGED ISTILL FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT IHAVE TO WORK IF IMISS ILOSE DAYS PAY PLUS 130 DOLLARS BONUS IM GLAD THE GIANTS WON ONLY GOOD THING THAT HAPPEND RELLY ITS 430AM IN THE MORN ILEAVE AT 5TAKES ME ABOUT 40MIN TO DRIVE MY STOMACH IS UPSET IHOPE IDONT GET SICK IHAVE TO WORK TILL 430PM WELL IM GETTIN OFF OF HERE HAVE AGREAT DAY
Thoughts Of Pain
Heavens waiting for you, Just close your eyes and say goodbye, hearing your pulse go on and on and on, I'd sacrifice this world to hold you, No breath left inside of me, Shattered glass keeps falling, Say goodnight, Just sleep tight, Say goodnight, Flowers laid out for you, So many colors leave me blind, I live my life in misery, So her i am your inside of me, So here i am our world is over, Here i am with you, I'm here till the end, Memories are calling so farewell my friend, Farewell my friend.
Why Care
ive tried and tried, and i know most everyone who reads this(if anyone reads it), is going to say this idiot whines alot. that's fine, think whatever the fuk u want. i don't really give a rats ass. furthermore, i appoligize for nothing. most of u ppl on here r on here for nasty shit anyway, and to u i say stay the fuk off my page. if u cant see fit to respect me or what im about get the hell away from my shit.
Sexy Sign
Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic I just wanted to take the time to tell all the wother's out there Happy Mother's Day. This day is a day that all women in this world should be treated like a queen. You carry something more precious that no other person can. That is being that great mother that you are. For that, I take my hat off to you. Happy Mother's Day to you. I hope you have a wonderful and blessed day.
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7 Degrees Of Blond
7 Degrees Of Blond
7 Degrees of Blonde FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
My Feelings
So as many of you may know I have been going though a rough patch in my life. Being Dumped and being very sick as of lately had put a damper on my life... it was hard for "Sunshine" to Shine! I just wanted to take this time to thank a very selected few for helping me see that I am who I am and there is not a damn thing wrong with that! So to you! I thank you from the bottom of my heart! I also have alittle news for some of u! I have met a Greatttttttt Person in my life and couldnt be happier where my life is headed!!!! =) I feel that with this new chance at happiest I am diving in with two feet!!! So wish me luck hahaa! So thanks again to my family list!! I couldnt have made it without a single one of u!!! PEACE!!! Michelle aka Sunshine! Your sweet words Crush my soul Your words are toxic I try to pretend They mean nothing to me M I love you M You know youll always be mine You know you love me M Yes I know you said you loved me Yes I loved you just never felt your l
Death
DEATH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT... A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know." "You don't know? said the man... You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?" The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough." Photobucket May today there b
Whenever A Woman Lies
Whenever a woman lies One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years late
A Womans Week At The Gym
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. Sh
Treat Me Gently
not always things are the way theyre supposed to be not always you can have the reason in all you make me feel like a baseball game you pitch me or make me bat a homerun you are just like a dream and all i am is a poor dreamer you are just like a dream and from that dream i never wanna wake up thats why i never wanna open my eyes dreaming thats the way i wanna live traveling in the night in the darkness you are my escape from realness i never ever wanna stop dreaming who cares if the world stops moving cant do anything about that with you i plan to escape from realness and i never wanna comeback never we share the same sky we share the same dream the same time and the same place we were part of the same story we went to the same highschool i was the punk and u were the honor roll rolling stones get to meet and u and i should meet again but for now just take care and may god bless you dont do anything i wrong wouldnt do we lit the same fire we competed in
George Carlin Rules For 08
George Carlin new rules for 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for thes
Men Are Like....
Men are like.... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ....Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .......Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popco
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Tips For Women In 2008
Tips for ladies in year 2008 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend! 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,
Dont Piss Off A Woman
Dont Piss Off a Woman Spelling to get into Heaven A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" a nd Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you b
Who I Am
Well....Many of my friends know I've been sick and I've really not had the want or get up about myself lately. Well that all started changing a few days ago. After being back in the hosp for having issues on breathing. Well I'm getting better slowly but it's just taken time for my body to get rid of all the crap I've had. But alot of good has come out of me being sick. One being I've Stop smoking!! Two being I can really take a deep breath!! Three being I can smell things I use to not be able to because of the smoking!! So yeah, I've had it hard for the last month. But I tell ya I'm really starting to feel so much better. So at least Now I can start having more fun now!Well If you wanna chit chat with me or see whats new with me hit me up. Sweetlillips!!! Well, I must say I've been here a few days. And I've really like the site. I've Have talk to alot of new people and really think I can make some great friends here. I've really enjoyed the time I've had so far and looking
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My American Accent
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The SouthThe WestNorth CentralThe Inland NorthPhiladelphiaBostonThe Northeas
The Insanity
First of all just so everyone knows ahead of time and dont need to ask I am not okay. I dont know how to explain it but all i know is it is happening again my mind is racing a million miles a second and i cant stop it long enough to form a thought of my own the only things i seem to capable of doing at the moment is write my story I wonder how i stopped my mind from racing last time I cant seem to remember I guess I just have too much running through my mind again and without sleep please expect me to be very grumpy and not very talkative for awhile i apologize in advance for the things i say and do in the future i just have way to much happening upstairs again and it is giving me a headache from hell. but for now im getting off here and am going to make another attempt to get some sleep g'nite all. I call this insanity. am i wrong?
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Ufo Sighting In Calgary January 28th - 08
HBCC UFO Research Note: I am not exactly sure when this sighting took place, but will see if I can narrow down a time frame for this sighting. The reason why this is an important sighting is due to the fact that many witnessed observed a saucer shaped craft that landed at this airport the eyewitness speaks about some years back. So I will be checking into this and see if I can contact all of the folks who were involved. We all turned and looked and in the sky was a saucer that was spinning and it looked like it was made of stainless steel. As it spun, it would wobble a bit and reflect sunlight at us just like a mirror. It was low enough that I could see grains in the metal hull as it spun. There were no windows, doors or any other markings on it. And it did not spin perfectly, there was a wobble and ripples. You could see ripples in the hull as it turned. We sat there and just looked at it for a few minutes and no one moved. I felt like running to it. As we were looking at it, it
Stand-up Comedy
So I recently spent some time in Stockton. Been about a year and a half I lived down there. And I'm just hoping to God I get to move back to Sacramento soon. Anybody else been through Stockton? Sucks ass doesn't it? It does, no joke folks. I've lived all over the country, ok? My family was one that, every few years, tended to, oh do I say this? Wear out their welcome? *Voice of Bill Lumbergh* "Hey folks, what's happening? Look, glad you guys could stop by but, uh, yeeaah we're done. If you could just, ya know, pack up, move on, not make a big scene that'd be great. Mkay?" But anyway, I swear to Christ, Stockton is one of the worst places I've ever lived. It's like the New Jersey of California. Even people from Jersey are like "Uh uh, we ain't that bad, fuck yaself." For those lucky bastards out there who've never been, let me just paint you a picture of what it's like down here. First off, you only meet two kinds of people in Stockton; The ones that have lived here their
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~please Pray For My Baby~
i love her more than anyone in this world will ever know and i need all the prayers i can get from ~ALL~ my friends please. tonight i asked my oldest daughter,whom some of you know ~Marisa~(my babygirl) to talk with me and we had just gotten a new car, so she drove down to a church near by our house. i heard something from my child'd mouth that would make any parent feel as if their world just came to an end..as we sat under a street light parked behind the church she says to me " mom i think about suicide alot"...my world stopped and now all i can do is worry about her for the rest of her life..i always knew i would from the first time i held her, but now it is different everyday will be a struggle..do i think for one second she is kidding about suicide..hell no...cause my close friends that know me know that i have attempted it and it just was not my time..but why does my baby have to go through this shit...God if there is only thing i could ask for in this whole wide world it would
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"culling The Herd"...so To Speak!
Hi All! Well, my friends list has once again climbed to an unmanageable 770. Since I want to be able to get through it each day to send comments to my "real" friends, I need to edit it down to around 650 or so. As always, for those of you who have stayed in contact with me, one way or another, please know you are friends for life (especially my tried and true friends)! For the others, who probably won't be reading this anyway, syornara, arrive derci, auf wiedersehn, hasta la vista and/or good-bye!
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My Best Gurl Friend!!!!!!!!!
she is on the left ..i am in the pink ..... we have been drunk all week and we leave tromorrow for our cruise for my b-day thanks for the cake and cards ...will be home saturday!!!!!!!! love you WILL miss you!!!!!! and i will take bunches of pictures!!!!!!!!!!
Sore Loser
On more than one occasion this year, Bill Belichick and the Patriots have run up the score on an overmatched opponent, and forced an opposing coach to sit there and watch his beaten team go through the motions while their heineys were being handed to them. But when the shoe's on the other foot, and Bill Belichick's team has been beaten, he can't sit there and take the pain for a few seconds. With :02 left on the clock, and his team just having failed on a last chance 4th down effort, Bill Belichick ran onto the field for a quick handshake, and then bolted for the locker room. Belichick's an important guy and everything, but I wasn't aware that the league had given him the authority to decide when games end. There's time left on the clock, his team's been humbled, outplayed, and lost their chance at history ... and Bill Belichick doesn't have the stomach to sit there and absorb the pain until the clock read 0:00. That's unsportsmanlike at best, disrespectful at least, and a
Standing Alone
Standing Alone I can see the flower upon which my life grows, blooming into a rose. See the hope and courage in the strength of the petals. As long as I am, I will be. The flower will never wilt or die. As my life grows back, I shall become strong. I shall become only dependent on one. That one will be me. I will rise with my petals high. My life as a flower will bloom and prosper as I grow. I may not be the pick of the patch, but I am just as awesome as the rest. I will stand as one, but not a lonely soul. The tears will be far from my smile.
Naughty 2
Whipped cream, wet dreams Sugar's so sweet Red lips, fingertips Spiked heels on my feet You're wishing, body twitching Melting in the palm of my hand Deep moaning and groaning The sweetest sounds from a man Whips, chains Pleasure pains Your desire My gain Bare flesh, full breast Down on hands and knees Wet spot, so hot Tightens to please Erotic, hypnotic You want it, I got it On bottom or top Harder now don't stop Heart bleeding, heavy breathing mmmmm..., feel's so good hip shaking, cunt aching thrust deep and nail me to the wood.
Car
we had fucked in the car before but never like this tangled in the backseat flinging our clothes away we fumbled, you grabbing my hips and thrusting into me my head banging into the door you pull me up slide you hand between us "i can't, i can't," i breathe "yes you can" - and i do, the world bursting apart behind my eyelids but when i open them you are staring then pushing me roughly over onto my knees my shoulder a dull ache as it presses into the door - it will hurt for days your hand tight on my thigh hips banging into mine and then i feel you come, smacking my forehead into the window as a final insult but i can only laugh i hear your deep chuckle too as we search for my panties but somehow there is less light because we have fogged all the windows
What The Fuck Is Up?
Well it's easier to get laid on myspace that's for sure. With the time I have on here i could have went to a club and picked up at least a couple of honies to have some fun with. Oh well i'm already committed to it so fuck it. Why is it that if i rate your shitty ass pic a 1, cause you are either too old to be wearing some of that shit or, your an old guy with a my space pic lookin all gay and tryin to pick up some teenage girl, you gotta rate my funny pics a 1 and block me? Pussy's, it is what it is so you can suck my dick ho cake mother fucker!!!!!!!! Now what?
Patriotic
I lay asleep one night I dream of all that fight I see the wars of all time, World War Two, Korea, and 'Nam, The soldiers dead stand before me, and put me on the judgement stand. They ask why, and i ask why about what, They part and i see, people buring the colors of the free. Then again they ask why, I say I am not a judge of them, I am a soldier just like you. I put my life before theirs, and I judge their actions not. Again they ask why and again i have no answer. Then their tears fall, and their words flow, to me they explain the colors true. They say in unison with love and devotion, THE WHITE STANDS FOR USE THAT WILL FIGHT, THE BLUE IS FOR FREEDOM WE SERVE TRUE, THE RED IS FOR THE BLOOD WE ALL HAVE SHED. And again they ask why, Now with tears in my eyes, I understand and say, I can judge them not. They don't know, they don't relize. Then I say forgive them, and ask me not to judge for i see it as you. Because I now serve as you did, they bow to me and ask f
Raindrops
How sweet are raindrops Tears without reason Just to wash and cleanse To refresh and revive The great feeling of pureness Grasping nature's conscious and unconscious After flying through space On a long and precious journey Never to miss anything Seeping to seek the impure Cool and clear meeting hot and unclean Petting the skin of all Comforting the anguish of time Embracing to protect what's left Of a burned out and tired time Trying to re-grow other seasons Of the more colorful and fresh Taking precious and valuable time to work wonders And change everything back To the lovely days they remember
Raindrops

SWEETCAKES@ fubar The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go j
Gone Insane
My sanity, I feel as if I'm losing it. While I'm going insane, your over here abusing it. I'm all alone, and you occupy your time, taking advantage of me being gone. Your ding the things, the very things I told you that break my heart. You've promised, and promised, those very things would stop. Your intent on doing it, hiding it, and I feel like I'm losing it, all over again. Goodbye now, I am ready to leave this world, my heart has passed on and my soul is struggling through hell, all thats left is an empty shell, no emotions, only tears, no happiness, not even fear. Goodbye now, I am ready to leave this world, if you see me...it's not really me, mind is swimming through a sea of thoughts, good natured i think not. Look forward to...give me a reason, maybe there is time, more than likely not...still gotta decide how it's gonna be done. Goodbye now...for I am already gone. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits abou
Randomness
I don't know why I'm posting but I am. I don't have anything to say. But what about that 20 inches of snow huh? *moves to Florida* It hasn't been a month since the road trip to Florida and it feels like forever. New favorite word-PEWP After being without computer for a little over a month, withdrawals! I live on it. And thanks to Trisha for showing me this site, where I now live. People here seem cool and not full of themselves like on myspace, which is over populated. Now buy me a drink! I been DRY way too long. I joined some lounges and spoke in one. Got a friend request and it's all good. Joined that damn club pogo site too and wasted another day on the internet.
About Me
ok, some of yall know me pretty well. ya trust men about as far as i can throw them because of what they've put me through in the past. i've been through hell, thanks to them and i'm afraid to do it again, i mean come one, my ex-husband was a drug addict and he'd get all coked up and beat the hell out of me anytime he wanted. i lost my first kid that way and it really tore me up. from there i went to a guy who tried to strangle me cuz he was hung over n in a bad mood, but i was smart with that one, he actually went to jail, then he called me cryin n stupid me took him back. that lasted about 4 more months then i couldn't take bein afraid anymore n i left. after that there was the guy that wouldn't let me out of the house without him, not even to work, which didn't last the usual 3 years, lol. i've been single since and not really lookin for another relationship. they scare the hell out of me, just the mention of marriage makes me run like crazy, but i do want to get married again, i wa
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hmmm all i can say is wtf!! Many Smiles April♥
Voodoo Penis
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he Thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a Sex shop & explained his situation. The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will Keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... The Voodoo Penis!" The husband said "! The what"? The man repeated " The Voodoo Penis" and Pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and Said, "It looks like a dildo!" The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!" The Penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding The keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a Crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Penis, Return to box!" and the penis stopped & returned to the box. The husband bought it.. He took it home to his wife, And after the Husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo penis. She
I May Have Been Drunk When I Wrote These,
The Girl Inside [A Perfect Lie] A perfect face Was said to be An imaged mirror That wasnt me A perfect smile Not quite the same As the one I feel To hide the shame Of something they expect But I will never be Nevermore who I once was Trapped, I am not free A perfect world A perfect lie Trapped inside I awake to die For no one knows How hard Ive tried.. No one knows The girl inside. She Died Alone Alone, inside this world; she ran A little girl: afraid Scared to live [to breathe this air!] Stumbling to where her demons laid. Captive in her dreams She cried and hid away Waking in her screams She searched for.. Another way A mist her fearful nights An angel called her name Promised her the world [promised to ease her pain] Awaken in her dream [she runs] To find a world Full of demons and guns She beckoned her demons leave Pleading death; she cried In love with her angel; she sighed Afraid to live; She died. The Edge Two steps from the Edge
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1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I c
The Passenger List The Magic Bus
The New Owner & Driver / The Magic Bus ShuShu The New Driver Of The Magic Bus@ fubar ShuShu The New Driver Of The Magic Bus@ fubar blythebecky My Part-Time Driver of the magic bus@ fubar The Old Owner And Driver Soul / The Magic Bus ~~@ fubar All The Old Passengers 1 2.♦v∫ g∫♦ м Ǯш@ fubar 3. 4.Soul Searcher Spirit Warrior Leveler@ fubar 5.~RescueDiva~@ fubar 6.Military Supporter{~Owner of Military Family Bombers~}~The Misfit~Angels Leveling Crew~@ fubar 7.LaUgHiNgGiRl {fu-Owned by Steve ~*~Club F.A.R. ~*~ @ fubar 8.monna *Sisters 4 Life*@ fubar 9.~sassybrat~Rider of the Love Machine*fu-angels*fu-bratz
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Ugh
why is it i am an evil hateful person....i wish i knew...what i say and what i do...makes me angry at times that i lose control ...makes me feel like i have no soul...i know i have said it a million times before....to you it's just a bore...i wish i knew what to do....cause in reality i do care for you why am i the way i am...i have no clue and i am losing myself all the time forgive me please when you are ready Ok I just made the worst mistake in my life...I ended a 7 year friendship for nothing...I was completely mean and an azz about the whole damn thing.....and now this person is out of my life...not that i can't blame her...someone get a barbwire baseball bat and bash my skull in thanks
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hello valentines apply here 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give m
W.l.a
RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR THE W.L.A 1. You must make a salute of a goofy pic of you sticking your tongue out holding a sign saying W.L.A. 2. You are never to cause drama or trash talk other short bus window lickers. 3. We are all here to have fun and have some laughs so enjoy yourselves. 4. You must add all the other fellow window lickers when ever you can. SO U RIDE THE SHORT BUS Hi! the owners of a new group called W.L.A which stands for Window Lickers Anonymous are looking for new members to join our fun group of short bus window lickers. We will have a Lounge and are excited to get the word out to those out there that would love to be a member, all u have to do is make a salute with ur tounge sticking out and a sign saying W.L.A member and u will be a member. We will be posting a Blog shortly on our page to show the rules of the group and we look forward to making new friends with fellow window lickers. Come join the fun and good times.
One Crazy Man
Being an idiot is a deliberate choice someone makes... Why is it that you leave some stuff behind to be free and the stuff you did not leave becomes a bigger deal.... EX: I quit smoking.... Now I love drinking.... etc.... It seems that the problems are a sign of us trying to compensate for a need not fullfilled... So even when I choose right, I will inevitably also choose wrong a few times to remember I am human.... The moral to this.... I try but fuckit I cant get rid of this self destruction tendency I have... So dont ask why I can be so nice and just be a crazy man in bed.....lol What about you? I am wondering if they are any studies that define in great details the behaviours of perv people and outward signs of deviant behaviours... I have some on movement, or body language (unconscious) that relate to interviews etc... but anything else you might have read? And you, do you consider yourself a perv.... of any kind? and do you know why? or is it plain sexual sat
Auction
Well I am up for auction come bid on me :-D alot to offer click link below and higgest bidder will own me for one month......No drama Bids r place in comment form and keep it clean plzz vip blast and tickers etc outbid fubucks so plz keep that in mind http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=840427&albumid=823984&i=1697420379
Creation
look two ways then pierce the truth is what you thought it would be did it burn your soul with flames of redemption did creep inside and let you go no it didnt it wasnt woth it the whole time just wasnt enough just wasnt...enough. This is the winter of my discontent I shall not want I shall not wait Im tired of the games, tired of the lies Tired of the waiting for you to come by Ive lost my desire for redemption Ive lost my will to desire I stand alone in a pit of despair, here I stand, waiting for you Needing to escape my reality To find a better day All these wounds will never ever scar me All these words will never stick This time its the end This time is forever No more waiting Not worth wanting No more games, no more lies, only darkness Shes never coming by.
P!ssers And Bs
Here's a story that caught my eye. See what you think. WWII vet fights homeowners group over Va. flagpole By ZINIE CHEN SAMPSON (AP) – 15 hours ago RICHMOND, Va. — One of the nation's oldest Medal of Honor winners was back in the fight Thursday, this time against a neighborhood association that wants him to take down a front-yard flagpole. Supporters, including a U.S. senator, have been falling in behind 90-year-old retired Army Col. Van T. Barfoot, a World War II veteran awarded the lofty Congressional honor for actions including standing up to three German tanks with a bazooka and stopping their advance. Barfoot put up the 21-foot flagpole in September in front of his suburban Richmond home. He raises the American flag daily at sunrise and retires it at sunset. "It's really ridiculous to want to keep the flag from being flown," he said in a telephone interview. "I've heard some terrible excuses out there." The Sussex Square homeowners' association says the flagpol
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Internet
Its really goes to show how immature ppl are here on fubar, Ive seen alot of h8 more than love. Im glad I dont go to bars with alot of you stale ppl. Cause if this is the way yall h8rs act in real life you can go play hide and go screw yerselves. I mean seriously. Do ya act this way when and if you go to bars just get yerselves a little excitement by getting someone riled up about little stuff. YOU definitly are the ones that go to the bathroom and piss on someones shoes just to get in a fight. Same rules apply if ya cant behave yerself in real life dont go anywhere as for here the same if ya cant seem to keep your composure and be happy then do us all a favor and sell your computer for booze money and go to a real bar where you can act out and really get your ass handed to you. PPL stay home and come here for fun...actual fun not to meet someone that likes drama, ya like drama go watch soaps it has no place here. To some this is a sanctuary from all tha h8rs in real life.
Love Is Bliss!!!
Hey all you people that have had bad things happened to you when it comes to the love factor! I've got a little something to say! I have had really bad experiences when it comes to this!!! I say this because of the fact that I thought i was in love with a guy who turned out to be the very best thing that could ever happen to me and also the very worst thing!!!!! Now before you close this blog, read a little more and find out why I say this!!! I say this because, there are a lot of things thats you can learn from your past relationships that will help you along the way to find that LOVE OF YOU LIFE!!!!! I know because thats exactly what happened to me!!! So take it from me!!! After all I have been through, I FINALLY found the one I plan to spend the rest of my life with!!!!! So don't give up on love, fight for it!!! And remember, once you do find it, NEVER EVER take it for granite, and NEVER EVER let it go!!!!! GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!!!!!
Sports
I have learned a lesson about myself. I have learned that when it comes to sports. I NEED to root for the team I dont want to win. Why you may ask, I think you know the reason already. Im the JINX. Everything, sports related I have rooted for have turned out bad. EVERYONE of them. SO. I am making it a point to give life the ole reverse psychology. From now on I will be rooting for the teams or persons that I do not want to win. SO, that is my new job for all you betters out there, hire me I will root for the other team. It hasnt failed yet. FOR HIRE: HUMAN JINX I like the sound of that hehe. And no, I dont come cheap. If this is the way it is then why not capitalize on my so called misfoutune.
Why Obama
Okay, what I want to know is what is so freakin great about Obama. Why would anyone want to elect a person who does not even say the national anthem let along put his hand over his heart while it is being played. Secondly, if he was president, I can see the US being in a world of hurt. Right now there are a ton of African Americans out there that feel that are owed something because of the past and slavery. Now a days though, they have just as much if not more opportunities than the white man. Hell, they have the Black American beauty contest, they have the black music awards, do you see anything that says White or something. I was even looking at different scholarships available, they all are available to black people however, there are scholarships out there that only black people can apply for. How long is long enough before they forget about the past and just go on and stop trying to live off of tax peoples money. Hell with the new bill coming out where people will be getting 300
Saying Goodbye
Well folks my time here has come to an end. I spend more time on the internet then I would like to and it's time for me to admit my problem and walk away. Dont be sad. I'm not. I met some great friends here and I had alot of fun but this year I need to make some big changes and spending less time here is one of them. If you have my phone number please call or text me anytime. If you would like it let me know. I will still run YIM while I'm at work so you can catch me there too. If you want my ID send me a note. It's been fun but my life is calling and it's time to answer. I will leave my profile open until 11 pm eastern Time Friday February 8th so stop by and say goodbye.
Super Bowl
Bill Belichech is a whining baby and a poor sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cmon Have A Go
go out with me? give me your number? kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? let me take you out to dinner? be my bf/gf? have a fling with me? take me home for the night? Would you let me sleep in your bed? re-post this for me to answer your questions? give me a piggyback ride? have a relationship with me? Dance with me? Help me with homework? Tickle me to death? Let me tickle you? Stick up for me if i was being put down? Play strip poker with me? Say yes if i asked you out? Get wasted with me? Instant message me? Greet me in public? Hang out with me?
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How To Fuck Me
I'm your girl. Not your wife, and not yet your lover. But I'm yours, no matter what title or position you've given me or that the world sees. You've earned your way into my life by putting in the hours. When I talk, you really look like you're listening. And even better than that, you respond intelligently and can repeat back to me what I've just said. That elevates you very quickly in my book of respect. You astound and amaze me with what we have in common. Our interests, our quirks. What we don't agree on, you quietly accept with a smile. I love that. We can talk forever without arguing or feeling like we're spending crucial hours defending our principles and morals. I don't want to fight or debate with you, not all the time. I just want to get to know you, and give you the honest chance to get to know me. Check another one off for you because you're doing this part so well! You've wined and dined me. A few flowers here, a pretty shirt on your credit card over there, and dinner
Help Her Please
Come Give Drew a few comments & a rate. Thankyou so much
Ziggidyz Blog
whats good got some new pics in holla at me if ya like them oh and hello ladies
Auction!!!
Want to own a Munkee?I am up for auction.... Just click here to bid on MunkeeYou may have to add the host to your friends list before you can bid if she is not already your friend...
Life After Tim
well it has been 9 1/2 months since unholy passed away and it feels like yesterday but it feels like forever ago...if you can understand what i mean sometimes it doesn't feel real and sometimes i am holding him in my arms and hes dying all over agian everyone says things will get better and i guess inevitabley some things have, i no longer cry when i go grocery shopping. i can go to a flea market without completely loosing it..not the ones we went to.. i havent tried that yet but 1 none the less. we use to go every weekend almost and at least once a month he would buy me a new rebel flag shirt well i havent had a new shirt in over a year now and though i love those shirts its not the shirts that boother mne its the fact that he knew i wouldnt buy it for my self i would say i was going to then say forgewt it get you or the kids something but he would make me pick some out..i wear those shirts almost every day..those things are falling apart but its my way to be close to him.. i know
Life,love And Getting By
Mmorpg Games List/review
Found out there is a new voice chat on the block that might be worth checking out. There are two good things i have read about it, for those who have used teamspeak or ventrilo. well here we go. 1. Its got ventrilo quality from what i have read. 2. Servers are free for up to 200 users. Those two reasons alone make it worth checking out. But here is the other info. Features Free Voice Communication * Create multiple channels and subchannels * Pick from any of our 12 datacenters worldwide to host your voice server * Full moderation of your voice channel, including the ability to kick/ban users * Automatically save channel settings Friend Tracking and In-Game Chat * View status of your friends online, including information on games they are currently playing and what server they are on * Text or voice your friends instantly even while playing most games! * Easily log conversations for future reference * Customize your GSC accou
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Unknown Thought Process
not to have cloud envy. Cause the best way to get threw the day is to walk with you head in the clouds. I = not feeling to hot gonna go take a nap..and get some rest. I was recently given some medication to stop me from coughing...which is good cause if i can stop coughing it will help my throat and lungs heal...but the downside is its a powerful narcotic...and it's kind of hard to stay awake...or do anything for that matter...i'm gonna end up missing like a week of Kung-fu, and school more than likely....and the sad thing is if i don't that take it i hack so baddly i make myself throw up...oh well...i pull threw sooner or later.
Need Help Leveling Up
hello every one its thAT dark juggalo from the other side ducky. and im here to askk all my fam and friends out there to help me level up i been at this one for to long now like 7 mounths i soo need help could some one lend me hatchet?
No Support
Here is the deal. I am taking CNA classes. Well it seems that the people that should be supporting me aren't. Infact some of them are saying that I am going to flunk out our drop out.Now mind u have not given any of them any reason what so ever to say things like that. So, I am a little unsure and annoyed about all this. I work hard for everything that I have now and everything that I will have in the future. I suppose the thing for me to do is to do well in the class and graduate and prove to everyone that they are wrong.
Fu Wedding Tonight
Come join with us as we get Fu Married Tonight at 10:00 p.m. Est in the Martini Lounge. We would love too have all our friends there too join us. ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar gary1210WRR FAN~rl b/f of Christina~shadow levelers~FU OWNED BY~♥ BooBoo♥ Founder of@ fubar Standing for us.. Man of Honor ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]~Please read profile and sign guestbook~@ fubar Best Women ♪LilBamaGirl♪~Shadow Leveler~Taken By BamasKeeper@ fubar Click on the Martini too enter the lounge. Pastor Andy will be preforming the ceremony stop by and show him some love. Pastor Andy ~LoL Family@ fubar
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Women
Just some little tidbit ground rules: - If we hang up because we're upset, CALL US RIGHT BACK. If you don't, it shows that you don't care we're upset. And maybe it's stupid and maybe it's a testing thing, and if you don't like it then don't call back, but I can guarantee you it's more trouble than it's worth if you actually like this girl. Just call back. - Try not to check out other girls when we're out with you. You don't have to be perfect, just try. - Never ever ever forget a date. Or our birthdays. - Always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!). - If we answer "I'm Fine" in an angry tone of voice, you're in trouble. If we say it in an upset tone of voice you are in a LOT of trouble. If our voice is neutral, you need to get on your knees and very quickly figure out what it is you did so wrong. - We know when you're attracted. We can tell when you're about to kiss us. We can tell when th
Poetry Of Struggle
Organizing my life has never seemed so complicated until I decided to walk in my own shoes. Doing one thing the right way is only the wrong way in another's eyes, but I must continue to move forward. I make decision based on the experience I have, yet what experience do I have when none is taught? I grope, feel, and reach for an outlet, but Through blurred vision, I am blind and cannot see between the line. Wrapped in a blanket of feelings of love and deception. Each corner I turn, each page I riffle through, every thought I have is a suggestion of complication.
Payit No Mnd
Poetry
Just was in the mood to express some of my poetry..... A Love To Call My Own I knew from the beginning you were just a flirt, but i fell in love with you knowing I'd be hurt. I thought I could tie you down and make you love just one, but how could I do something no one else has ever done. I know you'll never love me and I'm trying not to cry, but I must find the strengh somehow to kiss your lips goodbye. When you ask for me again you'll find I won't be there, I want a love to call my own not one I have to share. Just Wondering As the lips that once told me they loved me claimed to love me no more, I wondered how to stop the tears that flowed so freely to the floor. As the eyes that once held a look so warm could no longer hold my stare, I wondered if there was a time when those eyes really did care. As the arms that once held me and comforted me now just push me away, I wondered why my time was threw and why I could not stay. Waterfall The wate
The Joy Of Anal
Anal sex can be immensely pleasurable for both the giver and receiver. The plethora of nerve endings around the sphincter causes the intense pleasure that can felt during anal sex. However, anal sex is not something you can just dive right into. If the receiver has never participated in anal play, it may take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks to get her ready to graduate to something as large as a penis or dildo. There are several keys to working your way up to anal sex. While not all people will need to follow every step, they are good guidelines to follow in order to make your anal sex encounter as enjoyable as possible. Relaxation: Very important for successful play, relaxation can make or break your session. No matter how turned on she might be, if she's tense when it comes time for insertion, she's not going to enjoy it as much. Many actions can be taken to relax and prepare her. Soothing music, a glass of wine, even a hot bath beforehand can all lend to relaxation
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