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TODAY I HAVE BEEN CALLED A B*TCH.AND A WHORE ..........BEEN TOLD IM TO OLD FOR THIS SITE...........WELL MAYBE I AM BUT THE SO CALLED MEN THAT ARE SAYING THIS IS WAY TOO YOUNG TO BE ON HERE THEN..THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN OR THEMSELVES ..........AT LEAST I DONT CALL THEM NAMES WHEN IM LIKED IT MAKES A PERSON NOT WANT TO LIKE ANYBODY........ONE OF MY FAMILY WAS ALSO CALLED A B*TCH..........THE PHRASE FOR ME WAS F*CK YYOU WHORE......IT IS A LITTLE UNNERVING WHEN THESE MEN AGES 19---------29 FEEL THEY NEED TO DO CRAP LIKE THIS JUST NEEDED A SOUNDING BOARD TY Ok here is the deal i have been setting here watching and waiting for people to get there heads out of there asses . But obviously it is not happening . I have been watching this presidential election to see who is winning the poles to see who is going to be the Democratic runner and in disbelief Hilliary is winning the over all votes But Obama is winning the electorial votes . Does anyone have any idea what is going to happen i
Naughty And Nice!
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Home Finally
WEEEEEEEE are home!! We are HOME!! We are Home!! I'll write more later but I have things to attend to. :p **laughs**
Leo
Sun in Leo: Your path of soul development in this lifetime revolves around developing your awareness of yourself as a distinct, unique individual. It is not enough for you to simply be who and what you are, lesley, you must radiate your inner essence outwardly, express it, bring it forth in a creative way. Although ultimately your goal is self-discovery and self-recognition, you initially have a profound need to make an impression on others and to be recognized and appreciated by the world. In many ways you are like the eager child who delighted with the discovery of a new power or accomplishment, demands of all and sundry "See ME! Look what I can do!". Of course, you do this in subtler ways (usually!). Nevertheless, the joy of self-discovery and self-expression, and the yearning for "strokes", applause, and affirmation is very much present in you. Put simply, you tend to be rather fascinated with yourself. Your tendency to dramatize or exaggerate, and your desire to be
Soldier Meets God
Soldier meets God 8 days ago The Soldier stood and faced his God Which must always come to pass He hoped his shoes were shining Just as brightly as his brass. Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true? The soldier squared his shoulders and said, No Lord, I guess I ain't Because those of us who carry guns Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But I never took a penny That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills just got too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear, And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here. They never wanted me around Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord,
Hearts Football Club
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Im Crying Now
Prayers are very much needed For This Little Angel She was Born 6-1-2007 and as of today she weighs only 7 lbs. Monday morning she will go back to the hospital so they can put a central line to her little heart so she can get the nutrients that she needs to grow and then they are going to run a scope to find out what is wrong with her stomach This is my GreatGreat Niece Please Add Her In Your Prayers!!!
Funny
Sunday Is The Big Concert
my cousins band will be in nj nfg ( new found glory back stage passes vip on ill be on stage with them il be sure to take pics n add them

Thoughts
is something else happening today then remebering this shit damn guilty we are all so stop bothering me UTzone-Sound5.uax-Redeemer(Sound) uploaded by zns_desire
Wtf!
I need to vent and I guess I am going to do it on FUBAR... Maybe I will feel better if I do.... What is the world coming to when you get so upset that you need the internet for advise? Where to begin..? When you lose your childhood and all your friends for the sake of "love" and then you relize that the only place you were really at was at a dead end... it sucks... Ya know, Daniel left for a married woman and got her pregnant. She is due in Dec and they are naming the baby Daniel Dewayne Chance Jr... Not to mention my youngest was born 8/22/03 (Johnathan Daniel) and he cheated and had Daniel Bailey 9/22/03.. Through that and a year in prison- I tried. When he nearly killed me and he overdosed on cocaine.. I tried... I can't try any more... Here is where the story gets fucked up... I knew Chris before Daniel- he had actually hooked us up... Chis's mom was married to Daniel's step grandfather... The first week of March Daniel did not come home.. The phone rang one day and it was Ch
About Me
A TO Z ALL ABOUT ME Body: A to Z .. About me....... 1. A is for age: 45 2. B is for beer of choice: Miller Light 3. C is for career right now: Photographer 4. D is for your dog's name? Havera 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: computer 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: I don't watch TV. 7. G is for favorite game: Beach Volleyball 8. H is for Home town: You don't really think I"m telling. 9. I is for instruments you play: Does CD player count? 10. J is for favorite juice: Orange 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: I'm not about kickin butt.. 12. L is for last place you ate: Sonic 13. M is for marriage: Maybe Someday 14. N is for your full name: Debra Ann 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Child Birth 16. P is for people you were with today: My fubar friends but its still early. 17. Q is for quote: "Well Yeahhh" 18. R is for Biggest Regret: I don't regret anything. 19. S is for status: single 20.
Does Any One Still Have A Clue
This was sent to me as an e-mail and thought it went along quite nicely with what I post yesterday for my blog. This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?..Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinera ting all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll
Unknown
THE UNKNOWN Does the unknown exist! Do we see it or just think of what it means. Sometimes I wish the unknown was, at times here I dream about it As if what we dream of and see were lying right in front of us or even under.. I see someone in the dark of my shadows leading me there. We We never no what will become of us after this life, and do we even get another chance! We struggle everyday as if it were our last, well it is not our call on that. Who decides god, devil. Our selves . They say time heals all pain , I believe it stays hidden and we carry a wall and just daydream about life, as I it does exist anymore. So we hold it in and ponder on whether it will ever come out.. We don’t have all the answers to the unknown, but I know it exist I live it…Wondering how my life will end, and if we…. Or if anyone will truly miss me when I am gone. I have lost love one go instantly and tragically So I say this the Unknown because it is unknown wh
All
BOUNDARIES OF LOVE WE ALL SET BOUNDERIES ON WHAT WE WANT. WE ALL SET BOUNDERIES ON WHO WE WANT WE ALL SET BOUNDARIES ON OR IF WE CHOOSE TO LOVE IVE ONLY LOVED ONCE AND THE BOUNDERIES STILL HOLD THE WALL EVEN THOUGH THE LOVE IS GONE AND AS IS HE I TRY TO LET THE WALL DOWN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I KNOW ITS STILL THERE WHEN ITS STARTS TO COME DOWN I RUN I DON’T KNOW WHY I GUESS I DON’T WANT TO LOOSE THAT LOVE AGAIN , SO I RUN FROM MY FEARS FOR THE BOUNDERIES I SET ARE SO HIGH THAT I DON’T KNOW IF ILL FEEL AGAIN SO I SETTLE FOR LESS AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR THE LOVE THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK THE ONLY BOUNDERY LEFT IS THE WALL OF TRUST I TRY SO HARD BUT THE WALL STAYS UP 24/7 I FELL MY GUT TELL ME TO RUN BEFORE I GET HURT NOONE WANTED MEHE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN MY LIFE AND IM SURE IF I FING ONE THAT DOES AGAIN ILL LET THE WALL DOWN AGAIN WHO IS TO SAY CAN I TRUST YOU WITH MY HEART…. NOT YET… WILL I BE LOVED AGA
Pain...
Whats the deal with this web site ? Is it a place to meet people or is it just too check people out ? Anyway.. Whats up for the weekend ? anyone doing anything ? Whats up with no one asking to see my NSFW pics.. haha there are no too bad ones.. and whats the deal with my BFF not posting pics yet? its thursday and im bored.. some one comment on my pics.. ill return the favor Is she really gone ?? Current mood: sad Jillian... I’m at a loss for words.. you are my best friend.. you have been there through everything with me. you are the one unconditional friend, the person who never judged me and would do anything for me. and i would to the same for you. we have always helped eachother out. we battled addiction together.you were my shoulder to cry on, and now your not here to cry on.. i wish ther was something i could have done.. i just talked to you the other day and you were in such good spirit... and now... i cant tell you goodbye i cant giv
Evil
I skipped and ran across the field To find love so that this world can be healed This world was hurt with evil’s knife I wanted to fight and bring it back to life. I skipped and ran across the field and Bumped into a man who seemed to have secrets concealed. I asked him why the evil always wins, He replied by saying that evil and love are twins. Where there is love, evil follows In matters of love evil always pokes its nose. It envies love and the joy it brings Hence it attacks love and cuts off its wings. Evil may seem to be winning all the time But love prepares for a counter attack in the meantime. It weaves together the broken threads And in the backfire the mammoth of evil it beheads. The man’s answer was so very true, When evil takes over the world, the love comes to its rescue. Convinced that the man was a genius or maybe even God I asked him to permit me to fight evil and give me a love squad. Mighty impressed with me he handed me a bag I du
Points
WTF. I can't get any points for the shit i do on here that is bull shit.
Whaspllc
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Judy's
kitty@ fubar 1.I am always right! 2.If I want to see your cock I'll ask 3.No begging to view my cam 4.If you belittle me you will feel my wrath 5.If you want to know ASL look at my profile and you're better be filled out to if you want to chat. 6.No directing,I'll do what I want,when I want. 7.BBW's are classy not trashy 8.Yes we can be sleezy,but we are never easy! 9.This goes out to all the married men,guys that have girlfriends. I am here to please,only one man,not you little cam sluts. 10.And always remember... Once you go fat you'll never go back!!!!
Fubar
What a lovely pair of disc drives you have. I want to fondle your motherboard. If you upload my input, I'll download your output. You have the cutest little bus. Let's disassemble each other. You speed up my cycles. I'm going to flip your dip switches. Why don't we push and pop together? Your overlay turns me on. Have you no empty slot for my custom-built board? A hard disk is good to find. I found this skin on tweakyourpage.com and loved it... kinda because it describes how I feel for my special man... so go check out my profile... tell me what ya think...
The Little Things
It really is the little things That mean the most of all... The "let me help you with that" things That may seem very small, The "I'll be glad to do it" things That make your cares much lighter, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things That make your outlook brighter... The "never mind the trouble" things, The "yes, I understand," The interest and encouragement In everything you've planned ... It really is the little things, The friendly word or smile, That add such happiness to life And make it more worth while. © Mary Dawson Hughes
My New Pics
Hey everybody I posted some new pics and I would like for you all to rate themm honestly.
News..worthy Or Not
A Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne B Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono David Bowie = David Robert Jones Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley Richard Burton = Richard J
Jokes
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!" The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?" The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!" "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees
Nsfw Crap-since I Can't Put In My Stash..
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? But have you ever seen anything like the anger and vengeance of a cheated on wife? We haven't either. They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But this wife prefers her revenge dished up in a furious and public shaming of the woman her husband strayed with. Wonder what punishment she has in mind for her errant husband? Hope she's not planning to do a Lorena Bobbitt job on him. That would be soooore. copy, cut and paste. I got 20 out of 20. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4030924596596610276/Real-Breasts-Fake-Breasts "Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths." "Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"

EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19
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Computer Issues
Sorry to all my friends that have been trying to reach me in the shout box. The last couple of days i have been having computer problems where it boots me off my computer completely. So if i don't respond to you i am not there. I have been booted off and it just has not registered to log me off Fubar. Again please bear with me. Thanks! Lucy
Survey Says...poomse!
Ok so after much debate (not really) I received my answer on my MuMM. By a vote of 26 to 20 I was asked to talk about Poomse or forms. Poomse is the set movements used in martial arts, in this case Tae Kwon Do. In other styles they refer to these as Kata. In Korean they are called Hyung. In all cases these are ways for one to learn how to move while striking, kicking, and blocking. These forms can be simple 2 or three step forms to massively complicated 70 + movements. My most recent form has 31 movements, not including stances (foot placement). many of these originated from one practitioner that would specialize in these types of movements, others were developed by groups of instructors and approved by the governing Kwan's (heads of Organization/style). In the organization I am a part of we use the Tae Guek forms along with Ki Bon basic forms. There are 3 Ki Bon forms and 8 Tae Guek forms. Ki Bon 1 Ki Bon 2 Ki Bon 3 Tae Guek Il Jang Tae Guek Ee Jang Tae Guek Sa Jang
Kids
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ... Manuel, age 8 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular." ...Mae, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." ... Bart, age 9 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." ... Alonzo, age 9 " When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8 "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8 "I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like
A Perfect 10
well i suppose it's that time again, been a few days and i know there are folk out there waiting on needles for the next one, so . . . here's another little story i wrote a few years ago. this is the first of three parts. Weekend Getaway ---------------------------------------------------- Leaving work early on Friday afternoon, hoping to beat the weekend rush hour traffic, I swing by your office and grab you for our romantic getaway. We have been planning this, and looking forward to it, for months. Ever since we first met, and even before then as we chatted first online, and then on the phone, we have been talking about getting away, just the two of us. Driving the old pick-up, we heard north on 28. Fortunately, we had planned well enough ahead to have the truck packed up the night before. So, we are out of the city and approaching 80 long before the Friday rush starts. Crossing over 80, we jump onto 219 and drive through several small rural towns before arriving at our
Shy-gal
HEY THE WEEKEND IS NEAR, AND IT'LL BE TIME TO PARTY!!!
Dreams
Time travel is a common dream event. There is rarely a time machine involved. Rather, the dream story simply unfolds in another era of time, past or future. These dreams often represent either the romance or hopes we attribute to moments other than our present. You may find that the dream stems from your desire to identify with particular mores of a time period or to influence certain events. If you spontaneously dream of going backwards in time, it is most likely a dream of romantic wish-fulfillment. The good old days seem to conjure images of heroism, nobility, morality, and social life that, while not altogether accurate, draw our admiration. Often there is a facet of your personality that you feel you could more easily tap into as a pioneer, statesman, damsel in distress, or some other stereotypical image of history. Most times, the time travel is confluent with your particular image of an archetypal dream character. For example, if you are dreamin
In New Hampshire.
Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 80% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 70% Alliance 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% A Reaver (Cannibal) 60% Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% River (Stowaway) 50% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 40% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm. Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz... 12 hour bus ride and I made it to New Hampshire so all you fuckers know I am alright.:P
Best Thing!
Wisdom from Amedeo: There does not exist the "next Best Thing" we hold out for in life...just the "Next Thing", so hang on to your love and know that what is best is right there next to you! Love, Amedeo
My Crushes!
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My Bloody Mary
My Bloody Mary Ingredients: 3 oz V8 Tomato juice Pepper; to taste 3 ea Drops tabasco sauce Season salt 1 ea Lemon; juiced Salt; to taste 1/2 ts Worcestershire sauce 1/2 Lime Celery salt 1 1/2 oz Grey Goose (or your choice) Vodka Preparation: Shake it with ice and strain into chilled glass over ice cubes. A wedge of lime may be added.. Drink a few of these while sitting down. Do not drive, have wild sex instead!! *cheers n smooches*
Bashing Americans
Fubar Mumms
Sad
MY COUSINS MY SPACE BLOG Well I don't know what to think Matts going back to Iraq. It really sucks actually, I wonder if this thing will ever end. I don't know how these wives deal with living the military life for 20 yrs. Not me I can't stand it for the 3yrs hes been in. It's really scary thinking your husband could be killed at any time. To all of the people hating on the military do you think they enjoy going there. Well I can tell you they don't want to leave there wives and children and go to that god forsaken place either. They go for a bunch of ungrateful people to try to make the world we live in better. If you were in our shoes you would see how hard it actually is. Having to move around all the time and saying goodbye everytime you turn around to not know if you'll see them again at all. All I can say is that all these men and woman are very brave cuz I know I couldn't do it.Please just show respect no matter what your opinion is of th
Penis Pleasuring
My last night must have been filled with sucking cocks, in my wet dreams. Because, when I woke up I was so wet..and its still on my mind.. Blowjobs are really my forte’, if a woman can be a professional cocksucker without being paid, that’s me. I love and enjoy sucking cock. The next cock I get my hands and mouth on, is going to be spoiled! *wink*. When I head down south on a man, I like to kiss my way down, suck on his nipples and use my tongue to tickle a bit (I like hearing the gasps.) I’d prefer a man who is well trimmed, maybe partly shaved. Bare smooth balls are so sexy to link n suck on. A man is usually quite erect by the time I reach my destination. I then like to breath on it, touch it with my tongue a bit..teasing for just the right amount of time, a man usually grabs my head and positions me over his throbbing cock, not being able to take much teasing. My lips and mouth are quite moist, and I crave to deepthroat. I think there are many tricks to giving a goo
Life!!!!
Words2
I dropped by to see you late last night But you were out like a light wrapt in the calm cool insanity of sleep. Death is a good disguise for late at night Wrapping all its games in its calm garden But what happens when the guests return and all unmask and you are asked to leave for want of a smile But still we run and laugh and play oblivious of the arrivial of the calm cool morning -------------------------------------------------- I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes I long for the whisper in your soft replies A thousand voices run thick Disdain And my words hide What your soul already knows The monster has reared its ugly head once again Ripping at your heart with its best intentions Plugging into your soul Draining you Tapping in like a warm connector But when the story’s told And the truth is known The beast shall once again Remain alone Flattery means nothing When your angel’s flown away Presiding in her chaste, majestic gl
Hang On In There
I am often asked why I wont chat to married men. Thought the best way to answer this was to blog about it. The reason is quite simple. I was cheated on by my ex hubby. I went to hell and back because of it. e.g. nervous breakdown. I know the hurt that it causes, and would never wish that on anyone else. Here some would say its only chat. That again is answered easily. It always starts off as chat, even if you meet in a pub, club or anywhere else. Its what happens after the chat thats worrying. It broke my marriage and I dont want to be the cause of anyone elses marriage to suffer. {Hey not that I think that highly of myself, because I dont}. At the end of my marriage I was left with 4 children to raise single handedly. {Yes I know a lot of women have done and will continue to do it}. I put my life on hold throught choice, my children were and are my life. So to stop this from happening I choose not to chat to married men. Now 17 years later I'm trying to make a li
Hmm...
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with t
Jokes
The perfect husband There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00" "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent
Dane Cook
We did it! Actually, YOU did it!! We have officially hit 2 million friends on MySpace! Making me the first person to do so! You know what happens when you hit that kind of goal?? You have a PARTY at my house! Consider this your official, gold engraved cyber invitation to the newest Dane Cook MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/danecook! So what do the guests get when they go to a party? That's right treats!! So here's my "virtual" goody bag for you! In honor of this momentous occasion - that I have YOU to thank for - I have some surprises in store. A NEW MySpace page, redesigned with you in mind. NEW content. NEW news. NEW comedy (what? Huh? Did someone mention a new CD?) And yep, NEW movies!! As part of my tingling scalp of thanks, I've given you exclusive access to SPIRAL & 8 GUYS two of my first films! A facelift of DANECOOK.com http://www.danecook.com is in the works too, and I'm pumped for you to see how A-LIVE things will become. When I try to wrap my head around TWO MIL
Took From Friends :)
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLOND IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLOND THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLOND REPLIES, 'I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLOND BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLOND AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLOND REPLIES, 'I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO! AND I' M STAYING RIGHT HERE. THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLOND WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PI
My #1 Blog
I guess I will tell you what I have been up to. Well I was in a relationship triangle and I don't recommend it because I got crushed by both of the guys. So right now I haven't been in the greatest of moods, and I am begininng to wonder if I will ever find someone around my age that wont hurt me. I did find one guy to prove to me that not all guys are jerks and he is my friend. I have right now the hugest crush on him. He so happens to be my ex and considering that he has demoted me from gf to friend w/ benefits, and now a week ago it is just to friends. He was honest and for once rejection didn't kill me. I am just glad he was honest. Atleast he was not like the other guys that I have fallen for where they didn't care how you found out how bad they had hurt you. I got to be with my friend today and he didn't follow through with just friends today but I have a feeling that he will follow through in the future. Later I guess.
Vegas!!!
My Salute
Ok...this is a first for me on Fubar....actual video footage of a very drunk Syn, singing karaoke love songs, and believe me when I say drunk cuz I would never attempt this sober lol. So, for your viewing pleasure, love it or laugh your ass off to it, here is your man Syn singing, or atleast making a valiant drunken effort to, a song by Billy Ray Cyrus called "Somebody New". And since I know the other party involved in the video will have sumptin smart to say about it, let it be known that this person cried like a baby lmaoo! Gawd, I can be so romantic sometimes hehe! Could stay lonely to myself but I dontCould leave you to yourself but I wontBecause right now where I am atWhere I should've been right off the batIs a place I know so devineThat heart of yours is also mineTried so hard to be my babyI made it hard, how did you break me?A two letter word, a four letter emotionPut together and now you have devotionEverything you wanted, all that you've askedWas probably
Fake People
i am sorry but i just think that its people that are like this that realy ruin fun websites like this. Do you agree with me? for example....... KittyWitty http://fubar.com/user/1015446 ->KittyWitty...: well thats not the way i work, i like to get to know people before i start buying them things, and cince your the other way round and like freinds to buy you then i am shure your not a very nice person. good bye and i wish you luck KittyWitty...: well you know how I work thanks ->KittyWitty...: um well if all i wanted to do was see tits then there are easyer ways to do that i just wnat to chat to nice poeople. if you dont want to do that then thats ok i will just remove you from everything so i dont bother you again KittyWitty...: all they want is to see tits. its a easy way to weed out people who are really friends and people who have nothing to do. KittyWitty...: dude i have 40 guys a day tring to be nice ->KittyWitty...: whats your problem? i was trying to be
Astronomical Event_too Cool!
*Two moons on 27 August* 27th August the Whole World is waiting for......... Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August. 27 12:30 am It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.
Make This Happen
MY SIS IS IN A COMMENT BOMBIN CONTEST AND NEEDS LOTS OF COMMENTS IF U CAN PLEASE HELP HER OUT AND WE'LL REPAY U AS WELL. SHE HELPS PEOPLE LEVEL AND BOMB SO SOMEONE HELP HER. HERE IS THA LINK JUST GO THERE AND COMMENT AWAY!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806
Piercings
Ok i have a question do you like piercings? i have my lip pierced and am going to get other parts pierced but,yeah i had this guy tell me that my piercing i do have was nasty so yeah let me know ok thanks shannon
Linewolf
Over the past week, I've been hunting down all of the 35mm hardcopy photographs of Mou's and my life together. Found a lot - not just times Mou and I had, but times as well that Mou and her ex-husband and her family had as well - Scottish line dancing, trips to see her sisters and parents; school reunion pictures; child hood pictures, trips all over the world; so much more. Incredible contrast. Mou went to Europe and Russia many times, did the tourista thing as a student and later with her ex-husband. So did Mou and her family. Me and Mou? Hard to put into words. I showed Mou another side of life; camping, roughing it - the simple pleasures in life that had nothing to do with high society(?) I literally was/am her mountain man, showing and sharing with her a side of life that she'd never experienced before, which she deeply enjoyed - more, as she shared with me many times, than the times she'd had with her family and Andy doing the upper-class tourista bit. Rememberin
A Gift
Why the hell don't I get any gifts! Send me gifts! :)
Me
I am so excited ask me why? and ill tell you yeah
Life As A Swinger
Dan and Jennifer are an awesome couple that cover a wide range subjects about the Swinger life Style.
My Poems
Endless Pain forever suffered, Lonelyness always never uncovered, No one cares not even me, Hope you all don't stop and see, In my eyes it says to all, Help me Help me don't let me fall, Crying at night thinking no one cares, Realizing that feeling never shares. Lost in a world of hate, No one cares who believes in fate, Don't know how or what i ate, So please oh please don't get me bait, I'm no satanist and I'm no saint, Come to me now in this WORLD OF HATE. Time and Time again I think, Am I lost or am I found, Time and Time again I wonder, Why do things keep going around, Time and Time again I see, People lie and people cheat, Time and Time again, I just want to say don't beat.
Uss New York!!!! U Go Girl!
Here she is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center ! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center. It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. T
The Past
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten"---Calvin Coolidge " The issue is not war and peace,rather,how best to preserve our freedom"---General Russell E. Dougherty
Just Stuff
Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. I was attracted to the person 2. It feels good 3. To experience the physical pleasure 4. It's fun 5. To show my affection to the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. To express my love for the person 9. To achieve an orgasm 10. To please my partner Bottom 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. The person offered me drugs for it 2. To give someone a disease 3. To punish myself 4. To break up my relationship 5. To get a job 6. It was an initiation rite 7. Someone offered me money 8. I was afraid to say "no" due to possibility of physical harm 9. To make money 10. To feel closer to God Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Women 1. I was attracted to the person 2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure 3. It feels good 4. To show my affection to the person 5. To express my love for the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. It's fun 9. I realized I was in love 10.
Broken But Healed
First of all I want to say KelKel thank u so much....the past few weeks u have been a saint to me and listen to so much, and today it all hit me on something u was saying I was broken but i have healed it all with every last drop of blood inside me. No more will i let all this pain and hurt inside me build up and take over my life. Its not me and wont ever be me im to god damm carrieng and loveing for any of that shit. I have my master mind of so much and nothing will ever leave me again. A number of things broke me down and hurt me. But thanks to you kel u helped me think and see that there is only one way out and thats doing what all was said to do from the start and thats walking from the damm shit..I have the faith i have the feelings i have my sanity back i have all i did before i was broken because im better and stronger than anything. no more damm bullshit no more drama i have my tackled things i have all i want. if u dont like it then oh well i dont give a rats ass no more
Babigirl
I GOT MORE NEW PICTURES come check out my pix everybody and tell me wat you think...hope you like lol ;)
Help
Everyone i need help. im trying to be a stay at home money. i have a 8 month old son which im trying to take care as for his dad left me. If you are wanting to make some extra cash and willing to do a business with me. Let me know. Arbonne is a great company. They have everything from a babies line to a mans line. I love the babies line i use it on my son. He would break out with everything else i used on him and with arbonne he does not break out. If you just want to learn more about it let me know or if you want to buy something. Im really wanting to be a stay at home mom. This is a really great company. Please let me know. Thanks Sara http://maryself.myarbonne.com Everyone i need help. im trying to be a stay at home money. i have a 8 month old son which im trying to take care as for his dad left me. If you are wanting to make some extra cash and willing to do a business with me. Let me know. Arbonne is a great company. They have everything from a babies line to a mans line. I
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( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x ) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car ( x) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( x) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped ( ) I've Never Shoplifted (x ) I've Never Been Fired (x ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone (x ) I've Never Been Arrested ( ) I've Never had a one night stand (x ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger ( x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x ) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (x ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date ( x) I've Never Lied To A Friend (x ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x ) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans ( x) I'
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Chinese Probverbs!!!
Wtf!!!!!!!!
I WAS JUST TOLD THAT ONE OF MY PICS WAS NSFW IN THIS ART PIC SHE IS FULLY CLOTHED WITH NO SKIN SHOWING OTHER THEN HER NECK AND FACE..THIS IS THE COVERSATION I HAD WITH A BOUNCER.. Oserinia: if her chest i showing through the clothing ->Oserinia: in tight clothes ->Oserinia: so the siluhett of a woman is NSFW Oserinia: yes but even if the nipples are showing through scrapper has us mark the image nsfw .. if you are wanting you may have another bouncer look at the images ->Oserinia: it is an outfit all the way up to her neck Oserinia: im sorry but it is nsfw it has her nipples - chest showing NOW YOU TELL ME HERE IS THE LINK ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
Random Rambling
"They can take six years of my life, but they can't take my FREEDOM!!!!" For all those that don't know yet, the day time has finally come. I am now out of the Air Force. I am on terminal leave, again for those who don't know what that is, I'm getting a full pay for another 2 1/2 months to do nothing. Now it is just job hunting time. Anyway next time you are having a drink, do me a favor raise your glass and and do little toast. Toast to freedom, toast to me finishing my enlistment alive, toast to those who will be getting out in the future or have in the past, toast to those who have decided to make it a career, and most definitely toast to those who have sacrificed their lives for our country and will never finish their time or decide to make it a career and most importantly ever see their friends and family again and enjoy the freedom they have made possible. To my friends and family and to all CHEERS to FREEDOM!!!! Business casual What the fuck does business casual wear? No
Avus' Blog
Yeah, so be nice to me and help me out and stuff, please? x
Poems...
"Why is it that everytime I think im over you I just fall for you all over again when i see a picture of you or think of you. Maybe its becuz I think about you constantly and cant seem to shake these feelings from my heart. My heart is broken into a million pieces but with every little broken piece I still love you so much. Will this hurt ever go away? I just keep tripping over my heart and all the feelings I have bottled up inside for you. I look so happy on the outside but on the inside im dying. I just want for you to talk to me. How do I stop crying when the one guy who can help me to stop crying is the one whos making me cry in the first place??" My heart is Torn in so many directions, I think I love him but I just dont know, Why is love and life so complicated? It plays mind tricks on you everyday, Pulling you here and pushing you there, Not letting you get a thought in edgewise, It wont let you stop to think things through, It throws one thing after another at
About Me!
yay im so proud of myself right now. i've lost alot of weight these past few months and its just great. =) im down to a size 18 from a 24 which is awesome. i know that alot of it was from all the stress i was going thru but i also did alot of walking and have been working alot which is also helping. and i dont eat as much anymore either and have been going out dancing which helps too. i feel so much better and im much happier with myself. =) yay me! lol i still have more weight to lose but i know that i can do it. ok thats all i wanted to say. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update 4/3/07: i just realized that i've actually been wearing a16 lol and i thought they were an 18. so i've actually lost more weight than i thought. =) my other pair of pants are a 13 which fit snugly but still fit. =) I still have more weight to lose but I will do it....slowely but surely. =) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update 6/24/07 Im
Love's Sweetness
Warmup
This is my first (innocent-ish) attempt at soft erotica...with the option to expand on it later if enough feel it's worth expanding upon. It wasn't my best day, but it also hadn't been my worst. I'd been feeling there was something lacking in my life for some time, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. I was driving around aimlessly after I finished my shift, when I noticed that I was near your apartment. I decided to drop by (risky, I know...I should always call first). I knock on your door, and you answer with a smile crossing your face. I apologize for not calling first, giving you our traditional greeting hug. You ask what's up since I never just 'drop by'. I ask you to sit down with me, and I tell you about this untold need as best I can, which isn't a lot. Suddenly, it occurs to me. I ask you if you would cooperate with me in an experiment of sorts. To do that, you would need to remain completely still, and not reciprocate anything unless I say so. The
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Males are quite irritating
Worn Karmas Thoughts
Well everyone...this is my first blog...on here at least. Boredom has led me to be on here most of the day, and I have found myself somewhat liking this site. Grant it...I still like Myspace. Lol Anyways...my name is Nikki. I*m 23 from Scranton, PA. I got pics, so go look at em. I like rock music...mostly Korn...as you can see from my videos. I like to draw also. I*m really bad at these things, so I probably won*t be writing much...soooooo yea. I*m usually pretty easy to get along wit, so don*t be afraid to talk to me. Unless you can be my father...then...that*s just wierd... Aight so that*s it for now...Peace!
Reality Check Time
href='http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcHJvZmlsZS5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj11c2VyLnZpZXdwcm9maWxlJmZyaWVuZGlkPTI5MzE2Mjc2Jk15VG9rZW49ZDZjYTc4MzAtNWVmOC00ZTI3LTgyYTYtY2UwZGYyMmM5MjM1'>*This Love Is Worth Keeping I Love My Boyfriend*Date: Aug 1, 2007 1:31 PMWake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"
Take Care Of My Eyes !
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes, dear." This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable.
For Are Troops
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: DB MIKE Date: Aug 1, 2007 5:04 PM -----------------From: MISSING YOUDate: 31 Jul 2007, 08:29 PM*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.******************************You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear,
Setting Up A Computer
A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the Appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on. For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. Plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... >>> >>> >>> P..... >>> >>> >>> E..... >>> >>> >>> N..... >>> >>> >>> I..... >>> >>> >>> S..... >>> His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
Lerch1967
well, i am very excited! my beloved cubs are sitting in first. how long? who knows but they have been playing great baseball and i am happy about that. say what you will, but i am a cub fan thru and thru
*****
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman
Forgotten But Not Gone...
feeling so sick,so desperate paper or plastic? no more as i sit and procrastinate,i masturbate she use to be my lover,she use to be my friend... i thought she was gone for good ,but now she's back again... the good times were great,but the bad left evil feelings and heartache... if i wasnt such a romantis hopeful i'd give her what she deserves another mouthful...(hehe) all i wanted was to fucking love, you fucked me.....forgot to love she as you will never be who i thought i was suppose to have with me... you....rippped my heart out while giving me head...no wonder i feel half dead...,yyyyyyy,did iiiiii, ever fkn listen to uuuuuuu?,you make me sick you fkn BITCH,i love youuuuu,dont do this to me,dont not do this i deserve aahhhhhhh i deserve you....dont i?yyyyyyy i cant but yet i do....ffuuucckkkk mmmeeeee.yyyyyyyyyy,im so deep in the shallow end.never left because i couldnt begin,i just couldnt control you made me feel so big,so small,so fkn fuck you i love you 2!!!
Remember ...
Written by my son Logan *Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. *The worst thing you could get from girls was cooties. *Your worst enemies were your siblings. *Race issues were who ran the fastest. *War was a card game. *The only drug you knew of was couqh medicine. *Wearing skirts didnt mean you were a slut. *The only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike. *The only thing that hurt was skinned knees. *The only things that can get broken were your toys. *Life was simple & care free but what I remember the most...was wanting to grow up. *"Wow, Has Life Changed...." Listen to the song here in my heart a melody I start but can't complete Listen to the sound from deep within Its only beginning to find release Ohh the time has come for my dreams to be heard They will not be pushed aside and turned Into your own, all 'cause you won't listen [chorus] Listen I am alone at a crossroads I'm not at home in my own home And I've tried and tried
Me, Wriiting A Blog? Wow I'm Bored
saw my ex fiance today, that sucked... had to drop her stuff off at her new boyfriend's house where she's livin. i need a damn beer. it's about time to smoke a bowl and zone out.
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Just Too Funny
Nfsw
I need help with my Nsfw my friend before I giet rid fo these pics I want honest comments and rates...After you look at the album you'll which ones I'm talking about.
Michelle's Post
Me And A Woman
Salmagirl
I had such a blast going out Saturday night with my younger sister and some of her friends. It's been ages since I last went out in general and I danced my ass off. It was also my first week back after like 3 years. The music wasn't exactly what I was into but it's amazing what a good buzz will do for ya. Really knocked back those shots of tequila and whatever I didn't like about the club was sorta glossed over. Hahahahaha. Didn't run into too many people I knew either. But then again, most of the people I was buddies with didn't get a phonecall to say I was back and they don't exactly hang out at clubs that play bootie music. Regardless, it was fun and I would sooooooooo do it again. My sister mentioned going to see some bands but I am a tad bit leary. The guy I used live with before I moved will be there cuz his band is playing. Hopefully it will be packed and it won't be such a big deal. I don't think it's him but more his new gf that seems to have a problem that I am back that
Dreams
DREAMS She leads him to a temptation that he cannot refuse The rhythm of his heart changes, and she is very amused Slowly through the flowing forest he follows her enchanting glow His body numb, breath quickening, his eyes widen every step he goes The moon shines brightly, forming a beautiful yet mysterious halo around her He grasps a tree tightly, her beauty making him drunk with desire. A breeze passes through her auburn hair sending her perfume to him. He closes his eyes and breathes in deep as wind through the trees whisper the song of love. Then he opens his eyes to see her lying next to him In the bed they've shared for almost fifty years. He sits up without taking his eyes away, Still as beautiful as the first day he saw her... Maybe even more so now. He runs his fingers gently through her silvering hair Only to find that she really isn't there He screams in pain as his heart breaks once again Like a sick morning ritual he bathes in his tears, Tomorrow will be
Sheriff Joe Of Maricopa County, Arizona
Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) Who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until He found out there was A Federal Court Order That Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gang
Awesome Contest...check It Out!
this is an awesome contest! check it out and enter :) Metal Ron is giving it :)Heres the link and the info :) This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via pr
Poem
I'm not supposed to love you I'm not supposed to care I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you where there I'm not supposed to wonder where you are and what you do I'm sorry i cant help myself... Cause I'm in love with you. This is what i added I'm not supposed to pray to angels To keep an eye on you I'm not supposed to close my eye and see myself with you I just can't help myself Cause all of this is true Cause baby, i hope you know That I am in love with you! A little something i found on a friend's page. -"One look One smile One touch One embrace One kiss One love Two people Two minds Two souls Two destinies One road One journey One ending Together. " When i though i lost you, you came back to me. When i though i could live without you, i realize, you are what i need. I missed ya while you where gone, cried for days and days. And now I'm glad you're back, to take me far away. When i talk to you, you take me to a different
Look Out I Have My Motorcycle Licence Now!!!
I finally did it. I have a cycle licenses the class I took rocked. I recommended to anyone who wants to get there license and not deal with the DMV Bullshit take a basic riders course.
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Spiderwoody
In The Still Of The Night
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce alon
My First Contest
Well I am still running in the DILF contest and am in the #1 spot right now. Thanks to those who have helped so far. If you could please spare a few minutes of time and leave a few comments it would be greatly appreciated. Well I entered a contest for sexiest dad on fubar. It is a race to 20,000 comments if you all would like to help just follow the link and leave me some comments. Feel free to repost this if you would like to. The contest I entered is still going on I could still use your votes. If you want to come leave a comment or two or more I would really appreciate it. Just click the pic below.
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Mother fucker im bored. I wanr a mannnn Someone help me out? Hhahahha funny shit, Me and my Juggalettes went to the mall teh other day to pick on kids and i wore Farie wings and FLEW around the mall HAHAHA Funny shit. I got hit on by Sum random ass guy. Malls are fun to fuck up.
This Is Our Battle. It's The Limb Of Our Lives.
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Check This Out
alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)malibu coconut rumYou are malibu coconut rum. You love to chill, take it easy and smooth. If this was an outdoor party I could just see you skinny dipping. Sip this drink you prefer taste than to making a total ass out of yourself, by taking shots. I think that's totally rad and cool, at leaast you would be more capable of driving people home?Myspace Quizzes Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. How Do Men See You?
Help A Fella Out
Friends Fans and Fam....meet one of the greatest guys I have met on here. He never fails, everyday leaving me a comment to let me know he is thinking of me. I know he does this for alot of you too. He has been trying to get help in leveling for a week now. I know we can do it with help. 18k is a walk in the park. So amaze me please! I really want to help him get there! Thank You in Advance! Much Love Jamie Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew@ fubar
Poetry..words Of Meaning In My Life.
The stars streaked across the deep blue night Out into the world without the slightest bit of fright To the north and south, not a thing would stir My thoughts echoed, and in my head they blurred The rocks were scattered across the river before me With each step I took, it became harder to see The moonlight only reached so far The dark paths ahead seemed so hard Through the trees I now walk And to the smiling moon I talk Though no reply is received Every thought is believed Starlight faded to dawn in my eyes A tear came to my eye as I watched the twilight die The reality of my life soon faded into dreams And to this day, I still wonder what it all means My thoughts are scattered like the clouds above No light breaks through It veils all love My expression is as hard as the trees I pass by The limbs pat me on the shoulder And my spirit begins to fly Cue the sunrise on another dark day It struggles to rise But I still make my way So I turn the page on the book
Poem
I ma but only a human being I breath, I eat, I sleep, I love, I live I have been engulfed in a dark place, with dark thaughts that i cant even begin to describe I am in love wiht the most wonderful person in the world How terrible and slfish am I that all i want is for him and I to be together, all I want is him With that said I want him to happy I want his life to be perfect! I love him wiht all my heart They say if you love something let it go, if it comes back thats how you know it is ment to be! This is me saying I love you! This is me saying I miss you! This is me letting go!
What Ever!
It appears that you can't tell people that they look like a skank on here cuz they are half dressed but bitch that they don't want to be hit on....wtf is the deal.....well I am sure that I will be kicked off here for my opinions....Hello iffen you don't want to be looked at please put some damn clothes on!
Sorry Mommy And Daddy....
Date: Aug 2, 2007 7:37 AM Subject: sorry mommy and daddy Body: i didn't mean to turn the channel to a differant channel. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat? SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot. 1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GAURDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINK CHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING. *****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE & REPOST.
This Is Me
Reasons why you fall for that special guy: He kissess our forehead. He gets that cute side smile when he looks only at you. when he slips his hand in yours he always squeezes them. He sings your favorite songs to you even though he has a horrible voice....and knows it. He has a pet name for you and uses in front of his family and friends. When his lips touch yours he holds u tighter and makes it feel like he's never gonna let you go. when he's driving he grabs a strand of your hair and just plays with it. Your the first person he comes to when he has a problem. he takes you out in the middle of night to somewhere dark and you lay on the hood of his car looking at stars and talking about anything and everything. He's always there for you even when you dont ask him to be. He has that twinkle in his eye when ever he looks at you. He will pull his car over when ur guy's "song" comes on the radio and get you out of the car just to dance with you. He takes you to see your fa
Food For Thought
A wise man once told me..... "Knowledge is useless if the vessel is not fortified" It meant a lot to me when I first heard it and I never forgot it, so I'm sharing it with you! Once you figure out what it means, you'll have an even better perspective on MANY things... you don't wanna just scratch the surface... yanno?? Don't live in the dark rooms with those negatives. Shed light and see the big picture to develop better perspectives.