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How To Drive In Phoenix
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle o
Love
LOVE IS THE ONLY FORCE CAPABLE OF TRANSFORMING AN ENEMY INTO A FRIEND ( MARTIN LUTHER KING JR)
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this will be short and sweet i still love him! so very much he means so much to me. i just want everyone to know i still love him!
Life
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants s
Friends
normal friends vs. redneck friend FRIENDS: Never ask for food REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECKS: Cry with you. with the good and the bad FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECKS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had eno
Statix Underground
WHATS UP EVERYONE,,, YES STATICS KLUB-X-TREME IS NO MORE WAS DELETED LAST WEEK,, I HAVE CREATED A NEW LOUNGE,, WITH A NEW LOOK AND NEW SETUP,, CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR ALL POSISTIONS,, DJ'S,,SECURITY...ETC ... EITHIER FUBARMAIL MYSELF OR MY GENERAL MANAGER DJ WICKID... SO EVERYONE STOP ON IN HAVE SOME FUN AND ENJOY http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9265
Talk About Getting A Gifthorse In The Mouth! Lol
Truth
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE W
Support R Troops
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!I don't see your ass enlisted, overseas, seperated from your family for months and constantly in harms way!!!!>Love,Mizzzz Kitty~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*To all my fallen brothers, u r not forgotten. To all my brothers soon to return, following winds and calm seas!Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all t
Who Think's Im A Good Lookin Man?
im bein curious
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."First hit reply then copy the code
Funny Shit!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try T
Soooooo Pretty Much
The Little Blue Demon In Me.
The little one has come for me what shall I do, for I see the madness He brings with him. I cannot let Him do it. I must run hide go to the ends of the earth. I must run for eternity so He cannot posses me but why why me I did nothing to deserve this. I must face Him and reason with Him. "why" "why" now He has me His control is so strong now I'm starting to loose all hope it's getting darker, and darker I'm loosing my self my hart grows cold and now I know what must be dun but is There another way. I must end us for he will not just go away. But I cannot do it I'm not strong enough and now he is in control. I can feel the hate flowing in my vanes, what evil is this? I don't hate but why Duse He make me hate at least I still have love He cannot take that from me. Maybe love is what it takes to beat Him. Yes love, I will love Him and see what happens..... Shining through the darkness Cutting through the night Flying on angelic wings Waiting for the fight But still, I hate you
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The Grave I Dug
ok so this morning i got woken up by my cell phone at like 9 in the morning wen i was up till like 3 in the morning that night (if that makes sense) i didnt answer it so i fell back to sleep 20 later... another fucking call! i was pissed! i turned off my phone and threw it across the room! thankgod it didnt break! so i finally got up at 12 BTW(thats my fav time to get up at) i went to kaitlins house wer i found her grounded she dosnt know y shes grounded but she is so we left her house after her mom told her not to go any wer she left a note and told her we were goin to the park! we went and got martina then we went back to my house to get my 3 matching bikes we named them my bike is toga kaitlins is scort martinas is kilt idk y we named them that but i love it! then we went to BK i flirted with the guy bhind the counter and i bought martina and i 2 burgers and chicken fires kaitlin didnt want anything so i got the food and next thing ya know the guy gave
Some One Help
MY VIP DISAPPEARED...IM SO SAD. MAYBE THE VIP FAIRY WILL BLESS ME WITH ONE WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! NIGHT NIGHT GUYS!!!
Watch This Creepy Ass Shit. It Freaked Me Out And I Never Get Freaked Out.
Woah Woah
Have any of you ever just seen or heard or even thought something that just makes you go WTF??? I was at the store today, and this woman had the nerve to buy her boyfriend's kid some candy, but when her own son asked for something, she said no because she just spent all of her money on the other kid. To me that's Fuxt up. I mean really. If people can't buy something like that for both of their kids or all of the kids that are with them, then they need not to buy it for any of them. That's just mean. How is someone going to put their own kid aside for someone else's kid jus to get laid???
Throwup Productions Presents.....
fat guy on scooter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbzQTyOhTf4 Parody of Chocolate Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1eXhPFAJQY PuRiTy gets electoshocked (full upper torso) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGlT4xk3hU PuRiTy gets arm electroshocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1m2qhyOUU check them out!!!!!! more to come!!!! electro-arm wrestling..throw-up productions style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB5dqRmXoQI electro arm wrestling part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_F6U2fTzc Shocking donavan again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XViP5XaeneU
What Is Love?
Giving out shot's today, who wants one? Leave me a comment telling me what's your favorite drink and I will get for you! Please sign my guest book and I will do the same for you! Thank you. NOONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME YET, DAMN WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME LOVE?
Riding The Wave Of An Iconoclast Freak
"We live in a world that denies our love and treats us as 'abnormal' or at the bery least sexualizes our lives to a strange and glamorous effect. It denies our existence and questions our deepest emotions and identities. It commits assault, verbal and otherwise, on our communities. It creates stereotypes for us to be abominations in the mainstream cultures (queer and straight) and it makes us live as second class members of both and it's members often live in hate of our 'secret' feelings which monosexual cultures prohibit. We can talk about 'normal' when those days are gone. Celebrating bi-ness is about living and loving in fierce and beautiful ways. A community that supports and provides an outlet for that process is essential. Therefore, celebrating bi-ness in our communities (whether they currently exist or not) is essential." (from my friend Rachel Rainbowspryte) Okay, so I am outting myself right here, right now. I don't shave my legs or my armpits and I like it that way. It
X-games Last Night
I was watching this live on tv last night! Jake Brown was in 1st place, and dropped nearly 50 feet to the bottom of the ramp!
Wow
Stuff Goin On In My Head
First things first, I know its been a while since I've done one of these things, and I have so much I want to share with you all. I do apologize for being gone cuz I know you all have been worried about me and wondering how I have been doing. I do appreciate all of the emails and well wishes from all of my friends though and I love the hell out of all of you guys. I do have some wonderful news to share with you all. Now most of you know that for as long as I can remember, my passion has always been computers, well after all of the years of searching and hoping, all of the lousy jobs for less that lousy pay, I finally got my break. I got hired as an Information Systems Support Specialist (aka Computer Tech) for a casino in Lemoore, which is like 45 min from where I live. I found out about the position through a job fair they were having. I applied for several positions that day but the IS position was the one that caught my eye. I had 3 interviews for that position and got hired, drug
Unwanted Drama
Thoughts
Last night I stepped down from SER Management and Dj'ing. I think that is one of the hardest things I have ever done in my life. Everyone was very supportive of my reasons, and thankfully it is that way...I had a few ppl that thought I was doing it for attention...but what the hell let ppl think what they want, I love my SER family and will still support them, I just needed to do this for my own personal health..sometimes it is so easy to get wrapped up in the Drama on Fubar you forget to take care of what matters most. Everyone takes things on this site to seriously sometimes and forgets that it is an escape. I started to do that and it caused me some serious health problems. So by stepping back from everything I was doing I am hoping to just get back to what I joined this site for and maybe even get some of my passion back for other things... Death looms over all.........sometimes it is closer than anyone really thinks.......whether it is the fact that I have no meds to take or wha
Let Me Know Whats Good!!!!!!
Yo i'm designing shirts, jeans and shoes if you want something let me know shirts or pants $25 shoes $125.... Yo just let me know your sizes so i can go and get whatever you want yo i'll design something and take a picture of it and show it to you then put it on whatever you want show it to you and then we can arrange away to make a exchange trough paypal or ebay or something so let me know whats good!!!!!
Vacation
today i star my 9 day vacation from work it is so nice being able to do what i want and not having to got to work.
Polls
What???
Broken Heart I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I have for you will never go I wish I could take back that one regretful day The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets That I would once have to live through The sight of you in someone else's arms Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces I sometimes wonder if you still think of me Or if to you, I'm just a face in the crowd I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back But for now, I'll sit here silently Remembering all the memories we once shared Everyday my love grows much stronger Hoping that one day you will feel the same And put back the pieces of my broken heart. What Did You Expect? You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced ri
Still,,,
And You're Gone No more dreams of warm hands and soft eyes, No more hopes of gentle kisses in the night. The realization of losing you is slow in sinking in. I never wanted it to be my fault, So why do I feel like it is? I always wanted someone who could make me happy, I yearned for someone to make me feel loved. And I received all these useless questions, Which the answers to we don't know. All left to this pointless wonder. I don't mean this to make you feel guilty, It's just that I don't know what to say. I never expected to ever lose you, It hit me like a slap in the face. I hope you know that I still love you.
Let's Make A Deal....
Let's Make A Deal You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?
You
Love's Recall Nothing could have made my heart break more than when you said good-bye No other person on earth could make me cry the tears I've cried I look for you everywhere and to no avail, you're not there I wish I could hold you now - you'll never know how deeply I cared It's not right to love someone as much as I love you I need the strength to go on but it's no use When I cry these tears they go straight out to your heart I wish you would come back to these arms - in my mind we'll never be apart Now you're gone and my whole world's come tumbling down When I lie in bed at night in my heart your voice is the only sound The love I have for you runs through my veins I can see nothing but you - your presence has driven me insane But I don't blame you when it was all my fault I thought I could get over you, but inside my body your image is caught Please come back to me - you're the only one I'll ever want in my life And being without your love burns deep - it cuts l
Here With Me
Dear Submissive,
Dear submissive, You have asked what it is that I, as a Dominant, would wish for, would desire, would be pleased to receive. And I believe it only appropriate to reply as honestly as I able to such a heartfelt request. I want to know you firstly as a person, someone with a mind, with thoughts, with opinions and with hopes. I want to be proud of you and your achievements, and I want to be warmed by your joy, your happiness and your passion. I want to share hopes and dreams, laughter and tears, light and darkness. At its root, I want our relationship to be fulfilling emotionally and intellectually. Without the ability to be open and honest at this level, we can never hope to be open and honest at a sexual level. I want to know you secondly as a woman, with a woman's desires, a woman's passions, a woman's vulnerability, a woman's need to be held, sheltered and affirmed. I want to know you intimately; your curves, your sensitive places, your melting point
Stories
Without sounding commonplace or vulgar, I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her. It's that immediate, visceral response to which I think most, if not all, men can relate. It was through Gene, a client/friend that I met his wife Terri. I am a senior account manager at a bank and, frequently, Gene would be in my office discussing finances and Terri's name would be a constant in his discourse, something typical of husbands more than a little bit enamored with their wives. At the end of our sessions, it was also typical of him to say, you know, you really should meet Terri. I could never gauge to what degree he was actually serious. And, I could never see any compelling reason why I should meet her. Gene called one day, inviting me to lunch at a restaurant not far from where I worked. He ended the conversation by saying, there is someone here I want you to meet. I thought nothing of it, only that it was someone connected with his business. In retrospect, it wasn't surprisi
Pics & Vids!
Come by and check my new as well as old pics. Rate and comment please as well as my videos on my page. Have a great day.
Gone To Work
Life At This Point
I just uploaded new pics of my son on here so check them out and tell me what you think! He's my Doll Baby and the apple of my eye! I am still hurting over the decisions that Rande has made concerning us and our child. To have him choose someone else that he met while I was pregnant and raise her child to call him Daddy instead of his own has rally delt me a hard blow. I am making it though. I have to stay strong for my son. he is my world and my life. I keep up with the day to day so as to make life better for him. I never want to cause a tear to cross his perfect face. He's an angel. I have some awsome friends that have supported me no matter what, even when I didn't know what I was going to do and felt like giving up. They are my stability. I have a great family that has allowed me to morn and give me a break from Aiden (my son) so that I can have some time to myself from time to time. I am still the same person I feel but different. I still enjoy the same things and ac
Who Am I ?
Imagine me smiling. Imagine me laughing at the silliest things. Imagine me crying. Imagine me walking. Imagine me running. Imagine me arguing. Imagine me praying for you. Imagine me loving. Imagine me dancing. Imagine me holding you. Now stop. Imagine if I was gone. Would you miss me? Imagine if you never knew me. Would your life be different? Imagine if you never saw my smile or heard me laugh. Would you miss it? Imagine if I never loved you. Would it matter? Imagine if I never prayed for you. Would your blessings be the same? Imagine if we never argued. Would you have felt the concern from me? We never realize the importance people have in our lives until they are gone. We take for granted the smile as someone passes us in our path, or the laugh from a loved one. We never think about what if that person was never in our lives. Would we miss them? Would our life be easier or harder? Would there be a difference? Would you be happier or would you feel like there is something m
Fed Up
what i like to know what is wrong with some of today's women some not all do know what they want in life the look for good men but don't look in the right place sometimes it be right in front of them and they still look else where ppl need to wake up it ain't always about what you look like or how old you are just open your damm eyes sometime ppl
The Dash
What Doesn't Kill Me Will Only Make Me Stronger!!!
Ok, so it's Friday morning, and I woke up thinking about this. We have all gone through so much in our lives, and we like to believe that we have become better people out of these situations, but are we? I know that personally I am starting to wonder about my own self. I have dealt with so much crap in my life time that I am starting to wonder if I have became some crazy nut instead. Yeah, I try to keep it together, and no I never tried to kill myself to stop all the drama, but I have become one mean, cold woman if you ask some people. To others, they think I am one of the strongest people they know. They sit and look at me with admiration, and wonder how I ever got through it. And I think "why?". Do I really deserve for people to think that about me? Do I really have it together like they think I do? I wonder sometimes. There are times when I feel like my life is finally coming together, and I can finally let my guard down and be me again. Then some dumb idiot or some dumb situation c
Lifes' Poetry
My words may mean nothing But they come straight from my heart I have prayed for your recovery from the very start I know you do not know me I am a stranger this is true But I think of you every day In hopes that you pull through Your family really loves you They show it every day I feel as though I know you In a special kind of way So the only way I can show you this Is to sit and write to you I wish that god sit by your side And lovingly guide you through Help you through your rough times And Ease away your pain In hopes that you can Ride your board At least one more time again May God Bless you and Guide you through All you have to endure. samantha Small O'Hair 8/29/07 A tear can come so quickly A heart can break so fast A memory lasts forever As if there were no past I wake up every morning Wishing to re live a happy day Where I can wake up to see A smile upon your face A day with a happy begining And and ending that way too A day to just be
100% Jaded
Well... I am officially 100% jaded, I expect nothing from the existence but sooner or later to get screwed over by life. That screw job will come inn many forms. I'm not complaining. It happens to everyone, so why fight it? Just sit back and wait for it. Screw Jobs are like Death and Taxes. You hate 'em, but sooner or later, it happens. I've seen enough to know this. I'm not out to change anyone. I'm just saying what's on my ming. If you don't like it, that's your choice. If you disagree or agree, it's no skin off my back. It's something a long time in the making and there is no changing it for just as long a time. I have personal reasons behind it that are just that...personal. It has nothing to do with my 'state of mind'. It has to do with my state of 'being'. It's not aimed at anyone, it's what I think. I could care less what people think. Because there's no point in trying to fit in with the standards of others just to make them happy. If I had known what life had
My Crushes
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Friday 8-03-07
I need all available bombers on this till it ends!! This is going to be a close one guys!! & its 4 a Happy Hour so Plz help me get this one! Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so if u haven't already plz do so now :) »†HøH姫 Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} Thank You :)
Soulijagurl910
I'M CUTE THATS ALL YO NEED TO NO
Stash An Pic
hi everyone , can u guys give me a hand , i need 16k comments to keep my vip , so could u please stop by an give me a hand , ty sundance, just click on the pic below to help a friend , why should i take the time to rate ppls stash an pic when they won"t take the time to do mine alittle would help , but they just want to add on to theres an never do nothing with mine , so fair is fair , if u can"t rate anything on my page then i"m not going ot rate anything on urs , i have some of my friends that do rate my stuff an i thank u to them , that is what a friend is , thank u for ur time sundance
Vincent Price
The Oracle went out to see his first Shakespearean play He purchased tickets for the special Wednesday matinee He had a friend, an actor, who was carrying a spear In this production of the Bard’s smash hit called Olde King Lear The Oracle went right backstage where most folks never go And saw his friend was happy that he’d come to see the show But oracles just should not say things like “Go and break a leg.” Because in the first act his friend did, and King Lear laid an egg! The Zany Zoo went up in flames, the reason so they said Was that the kangaroo was smoking cigarettes in bed The monkeys all were screaming and lost all their social graces When a fireman accidentally sprayed some water in their faces The only ones who weren’t afraid were the cobras and adders Who had more fun than anyone, playing snakes and ladders. Billy Van was the star of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, but Vincent Price was the celebrity name that gave the show credibility, and proba
The Ultimate Trailer Park
Just a few random thoughts: Now, I know I talk a lot of shit about how huge the chicks are in Clearfield. Based on simple observation as I'm hypnotized by the flab on these broads jiggle and roll. And then came confirmation. The Standard Examiner printed a story that confirmed Clearfield is the fattest city. What do these cows eat with? Isn't a table spoon large enough, do we really need Size: shovel? Put the pitch fork down! And fat bitches all seem to look alike. Why? short hair, usually bad-home dye job, and of course they go all out and have the same stupid flip when dolled up to head to the buffet line. Press on fingernails, sometimes they go for the ho-bag special and go to have their "nails done". For sometime now I've got myself "mooing" at the cattle as I go through Walmart. Usually it's nearest the cosmetics. HINT: I don't think that little thing of makeup has the coverage area that a gallon of paint does. And lately I've caught myself yelling "holy cows" as
Happy Weekend
Happiness For My Baby
when i think of you i smile ,i long to feel you close to see you sleep ,feel your touch,looking in to your eyes and tell you i love you more than you will ever know,you are my breath of life and my heart I wake in the mornings and I'm happy. Becouse the last voice I heard before I went to sleep was the Love of my life. If I'm dreaming please don't wake me. I have found my perfect man. We sit and talk for hours. We joke and pick, we talk about our future, and our past. A woman couldn't ask for a better man, and he's mine. I am truly lucky to have found Mr.Right, Mr.Perfect. I love you baby. I'll walk with you in life and death.
Discrimination Of Native Americans
This is the Situation.Conversation Blast.Last week I saw a Blast with Tits Showing isn't that NSFW.I have seen Blasts Advertizing Porn Sites.I have seen Blasts by Call Girls seeking Clients.I have seen Blasts seeking Cock to Suck.But my Friend Sexy Goth here paid for this Blast I will Post.Never Recieved.Black Knight Bought her a Gift Blast Never Recieved.She just won a Blast from the Sexiest Cowboy hat Contest.Chances are this Blast won't Blast Off Either.I Think the Officials of Fubar owe Sexy Goth 1 year VIP in my Oppinion,for Discrimination.Of a Native American for one.Her Problems started when she Married a man from Pakistan.Just because Our Horses Ass of a President Decides to Create Wars from that part of the world. Fubar Officials are nothing but a bunch of Hapless Cry Babies.Get a Life Let her have all her Blasts Admit you all are Hapless Jerks an Purchase her a 1 yr. VIP for being Ignorant Bastards. Ok so Cherry Tap says thay dont pick faverits HA HAS FUCKIN HA You hav
First Day Of School
Why do kids need all that shit for school I would understand if they were going into like middle school or HS but mines going into first grade and she needed some crazy stuff like post its...highlighter? its crazy stuff!
Thank You!
I am so overwhelmed! I just want to say thank you.. first to Cappy _Cappy_@ fubar For the VIP.... I'm gonna have so much fun!!, for the blog, for the bulletin, and for everything he said! I also want to thank all of you that helped me level up. I was overwhelmed when the rates started pouring in! Cappy, you have an awesome bunch of friends. So thank you thank you thank you thank you,,, thank you all :)
Creamy Stefanie
I walk in to the class room after school, wondering why my teacher wanted to see me. I hop up on the corner of "teach's" desk and wait for him to get off the phone. As he hangs up the phone he says "Stefanie you are going to fail my class this semester" My heart falls and my eyes tear up a little bit. I tell him "I cant fail , my parents will absolutely kill me. can I do some extra credit to make up my grade, please?" He shakes his head no, "It is too late, you should have been putting the effort in during the semester, if you do not get an A on next weeks test you will be failing" I notice while he is talking to me he is actually looking up my little short skirt while I am sitting on his desk at face level to him. I mean his eyes have not moved, its like he is having a conversation with my vagina. My mind begins to plot..... "Can I come after class tomorrow afternoon and get some extra tutoring?" I ask him sweetly. "Yes I will help you tomorrow Stefanie, but dont waste my time,
Looken For Her
why is it dat i can't stop thinking of her.. every min dat passes i think deeper and harder wondering pondering if she's thinking of me 2 .... how i wish for 1 more chance to look into her eyes and smile ...... to tell her how i feel to get da chance to get her number and not lose contact with her... to be with her right now and never leave each others arms ..... how great it would feel to beable to look at her beautiful face and know she's mine... i just wanna find her and have dat chance dat i passed up .... hopefully one day i'll get da chace till then i'll wait and ponder and hope to see her beautiful face once again ...... i basicly been sitting here waiting and wondering where and who she is .... from the 1st time running in to her shareing da 1st smile... 1 look into each others eyes watching on each other ... we glance for 1 sec.. as i left hot topic and went to get pizza my mind still thinking of her... at da mall i wait in line .... and i hear this beautiful voice as
Do Not Read This!
I just wanted to get your atention and say hello. Iam a little shy and I am trying to meet lots of new people. So do ot read this any more cause I am done........
Selling Everything
I am selling everything I own in order to make my car payment and pay other bills. I have furniture, household goods, cd's, movies, electronics, and jewelry. Please contact me if interested. I need to sell as much as I can in as little time as possible! Steph
Real Men Dont Hit...
Girls Nite Out
the time has come to burst thru your chains, let down my hair and be me again. for far too long i was bound to you, you had my all--heart, body and soul. but it wasn't enough, you weren't thru playing. i've come to terms with that so i'm going to play. but not with people, with life in general. my wings are out and i'm ready to fly. i may stumble tonite but not from defeat, from pure alcohol and that's ok with me. i'm not drinking to mask my pain. i'm letting my hair down and doing my thing. in a way i wish i'd see you, not to rekindle anything. but just so you'd know i've moved on too. would you be that proud man you pretend to be or would you turn around in shame knowing you lost your game. your anger came from loosing someone you never had, when that anger should have been a result of loosing the BEST thing you ever had. more than one said i treated you too well. but that's just me, i'm rare indeed. and one day you'll see, there is no other me... no
Tattoo Commission
just seen the finished ink drawing of the tattoo I've commissioned from Courtney Davis and wow its great. he is presently working on the full coloured finished piece right now its gonna be one hell of a tattoo.
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All Jacked Up
if you want a wild night of lap dancies and strip teas and a wild night of sex just buy me a shot of jack and away we go
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ok all, just got my "buzz" status.......anyone buying drinks?? lmao US Marine A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
Big Is Beautiful Whatever Color
Contests Are Mostly Bogus
there were no gifts mentioned in my give away. no one got anything. the deal was you had to have 75,000 to get a months blast. the first 5 people to reach that amount would get a blast from me. the highest comment count was 51,000. Check my blog. there you will see exactly what the give away was all about. · fu266854@fubar.com The Gal whom got 51,000 comments in my Oppinion should have Won something in this Contests all the Hours her an her friends spent Bombing for Jack Shit.Atleast give her a Fuckin Mansion Home Rich Boy Second part to this I Posted in Bulletin. Cup of Joes 75,000 comment Contest. The girl that got 51,000 comments in your 75,000 contest should have at least got something all,the Hours her an her friends bombed for nothing Don't u have a Heart.Or are you Heartless like the rest on here.Your a Level 25 give her a Damn Mansion Home or something for her Desire to Achieve the impossible.But then again u new nobody would achieve this goal.I figure it would h
V.f.p.
got a good buzz thinking of what mums i want to do pondering whats the line?my balls are sweating.and i need something to drink ,and 1 more bong hit Voting For Points.for the past week or so im pretty much ignoring all mums.i vote A and move to the next mum.A and only A.if its a good mum i will comment.or an extra stupid i will argue for 2 days.but thats my policy on mums since everyone else is putting out theres. Darth Maximus rated you a '1'! this was followed by a block
Shes A Winner
woo hoo - I just came from Sam's Town casino in Shreveport here and won $ 224 dollars. Happy weekend to me !!! :)
Wooo-hooo!!!!!
WOOO-HOOO!!! I got the job!!! This is the best news I've received in I don't know how long. This is going to enable me to do what I've been wanting and needing to do for a very long time. My life is about to change and nothing or no one is going to stand in my way. It's time to make myself happy and I'm on my way baby!!!
Though For The Day
When in England, at a fairly large conference; Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospit
Pick Up Artist Vh1
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My Preferences
im gay and horny all the time so i only want teen hunks aged 16 - 30 and no WOMEN !!!!! especially over 30, overweight piles of crap
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What Is Love
The Joys Of Life
There are many stages to being a mother. From that first month your "friend" doesn't show up to hoping and praying that your 18yo will actually get his HS diploma and get out! I can still remember the fear and excitement when I found out I was pregnant. I was fortunate not to have morning sickness, but my body hasn't looked the same. LOL (ladies, don't you just hate those women who spring back to their pre-baby bodies and not a stretch mark to be found?) After the first glow of pregnancy I moved to the heartburn stage, milk would give me heartburn.....I popped enough tums to never need calcium again in my life! The first time I felt him move inside me, there are no words to express the joy and awe. Then the months move slower and slower. You go from that giddy feeling to get your foot out of my ribs! Watching as his foot moves across your belly to the other side and right back into your ribs again. No sleep due to being so big you can't get comfortable and he decides 3am is a goo
Funny Jokes
************************************************* (Big Sale Day) It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line... "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!" ************************************************* (The Good of a Bad Relationship) Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
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Beat
What can I say? I've just finished a 11 day - night shify. I went Monday - Friday, from 05:00 - 18:00 then on Sat, started night shift, 16:00 - 06:00, till Friday morning (today). Am I winning? Dame right I am, but it's nothing a few hours sleep and a few german beers can't fix. What do you think? Have a Great and safe weekend. Johnny C
Pimpouts From My Friends
> IT A SPECIAL LADY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING HER MANY MORE FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE DREAM TEAM. DJ SUNSHYNE AND A PARTY TRAIN FOR ALL THE FOLKS TO HOP ON AND DO THE DAM THANG! RATE/FAN ADD ALL AND YOU ON THIS PARTY TRAIN. New Nintendo DS Lite Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke HERE THE CREW OF PARTY PEOPLE! THE BIRTHDAY GAL DJ Sunshyne ~Married
Depressed....drink Or Sober
Sick... It Sucks Beng This Way
I'm sick damn it and i don't like it. I don't like being sick at all and the fact that i'm sick to the point where i can't really talk to much blows donkey balls. A few days ago my tonsils started hurting me so i started gargling with the normal stuff to get rid of the pain and everything thinking it would work. well my tonsils had another plan. they swelled and got the lovely white patches on them which didn't help in the least. finally i went to the doctor yesterday bc the swelling and pain was just too much. when i finally was seen by the doctor she shuttered when she looked at them. so i'm antibiotics and other stuff. i'm feeling better but i'm not really talking bc i know i'm going to hve to go to work on monday and i'll need to talk. ontop of everything i'm hoping that i get this job that i interviewed for. this job would be a great opportunity and i really just want to get out of the place that i'm at. i want this job really really really bad so i'm hoping that i
Submissive_brian_72's Palace Of Fun
TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you. (repost of original by 'Lady Cinderella ~ Who has my Slipper?' on '2007-07-25 14:33:18') (repost of original by 'blue dragon' on '2007-07-25 15:03:39') (repost of original by '~~MyJoy~~ TEXAS TEASER of the FUBAR PLUS SIZE PINUP GIRLS~Bartender/Shooter Gurl for FUSION RADIO' on '2007-07-25 16:21:39') (repost of original by '~~TEXAS GIRL~~DIRTYSOUTHCREW~~' on '2007-07-25 16:26:44') (repost of original by 'drew64_4**Undergrond Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##Co-Owner Of ☼§TheAtomicBombers' on '2007-07-25 16:44:38') (repost of original by 'kunicorn77' on '2007-07-25 20:16:01') (repost of original by 'Fire Dragon(Angel Family )' on '2007-07-25 20:21:58')
Thoughts And Prayers Needed..
My little cousin who I spoke about in my last blog.. She went back up to the hospital yesterday morning, around 4am, the doctors never checked her, wouldn't even hook her up to the monitors.. She has been in A LOT of pain.. Indescribable, and the doctor said it was all in her head.. Well she got a very nice nurse at the hospital, and she checked her at 11am, and she was dilated at 4cm.. So her nurse immediately hooked her up to the monitors.. I arrived at the hospital at 11:45 and she was already at almost 8cm.. She delivered her baby at 12:51pm.. She had a baby girl.. Sadly to say, she didn't make it.. We aren't exactly sure what happened, because she did have a heart beat, while she was still inside.. Something happened during delivery.. Either she suffocated or she had a heart attack.. We wont know for sure what causes her death until we get the autopsy results back.. My little cousin was transfered to the ICU floor, where she has been listed in Critical Condition.. she is on a brea
Misery
Misery When you look at me what do you see? A girl so full of life with smiles and joy to share? Or one full of misery with pain eating at her soul. No one sees the real me underneath my exterior No body knows the pain I feel or sees the tears I cry I hide it from everyone I've gotten good at that A smile and laughter that's what they see No troubles no worries my life's a blast In reality it's just my shell I share with others If you peeled off the layers you'd see the real me You'd know I cry myself to sleep every night The loneliness I feel is unbareable Nobody cares about me not the real me I've been used to many times to count Why must they do that to me don't they know it hurts Of course not since my feelings don't matter Someone to care about me that's what I need I need a friend someone to trust who trusts me This misery must come to an end
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Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer . --------- In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyon
Lights Out!!!
This Weekend
S-m-a-c-k !!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE VERY BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK
Bars And Blowoffs
I don't know what I should say in this, but here it goes. In the past week, I have had several friends leave for Iraq, or some other place like it. Although they are leaving, some other friends are coming home. I just want this whole war thing to stop. It's unbearable for the families and the friends of the soldiers. Like, my friend J.L., he and his wife just had a baby 3 weeks ago, and now he is gone. He won't be back for 16 months or more. His daughter won't even know who her Daddy is, until she's almost 2! I've sat down, cried, and gotten pissed off until I couldn't take it anymore. I'm just blue. There should be a deployment blues song. If you have never been through a deployment, I'm so glad for you! I hope you never have to go through it. It's not a fun experience. Well, that's all I have to say right now. J.L.'s wife and child are here, and I need to go comfort them. Until next time.......
Do People Really Believe This Bs
ok so I go to open some message on my myspace and I get this: McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his
Rough Draft ,fubar Marriage Annoncement
Kingdom Of Wolves Deanna ,FTW Lost Goth Lakota Princess + I, Jeff ,Lord Wolf,Will do a Fubar Marriage. There is still much Preperation but we would like for this to take place on Monday.SpiritWolf will Officiate.,This Glorious Affair. DJSeleneCorleone ™QnofUnderworld&DJWolfe-LDC/FW2Bounty/KOW/CatwomanJLM/KOPE/FSFM SpiritWolf will Officiate this Glorious Affair Kingdom Of Wolves Deanna ,FTW Lost Goth Lakota Princess + I, Jeff ,Lord Wolf,Will do a Fubar Marriage. There is still much Preperation but we would like for this to take place on Monday.SpiritWolf will Officiate.,This Glorious Affair.
Snotty Bitches!
OK, SOMEONE has to say it! You Snotty ass BITCHES need to get off your HIGH HORSES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! the following is an EXCERPT from a SNOTTY ASS BITCH: "If you're just gonna message me or add me in the pitiful hope that you're gonna get some sexual thing out of it then i suggest you hit the back button at the top of your browser. if you intend to actually come at me correctly alright then you may proceed." GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! Your an attention whore and you know it, just like 99.9% of the other people on here (yes, I'm including myself) Cherrytap (FUBAR? and what the FUCK is up with THAT?) Feeds our prurient interests, and you bitches know you love the attention, and it's fucking nauseating how thou doth protest too fucking MUCH! Take a look around bitches, this is NOT thefoodnetwork.com or marthastewert.com. If you REALLY don't WANT the attention, then just IGNORE sex crazed perverts like ME, don't go on and on and FUCKING ON about how your here for "just friends"
Thank God
I'm so excited, ive been searching for a place to rent so i can move out of my parents house but God blessed me with so much more. Instead of renting somewhere, I was given a tralior! It needs a lil work to it but its totally cute and totally liveable as it is now so Im lookin at move in the next few weeks...YES!!!
Messages
I hate not knowing where you are some nights I hate not getting to talk with you every night I hate only having 10minute conversations with you I hate that we don't get to be together I hate that while you're having fun, I'm sitting here worrying I hate that I feel guilty when we don't get to talk I hate that you tell me you're going to call or text me, but don't I seriously love you so much it hurts. It hurts because I don't want to ruin it and lose something I've honestly never had before! I'm willing to work with you through this rough time just so we can be together. I honestly just want you to see how much I love n care about you! The confusion I get from guys is worse than girl drama. I've been with Josh for about 2.5 months. We talk every night from 10pm-5am. Then he'll call me back at 7am and we'll talk until 8am. Then he gets home from work and calls me and we'll talk for maybe a half hour. Now what confuses me is why can't guys tell their girlfriends whats wro
Trailer Party
i`ll be away saturday and sunday got invited to my friends trailer park in wasaga beach. you all take care and have a great weekend mike
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Caffiened Up And Stuck Here
I have found the most boring place on earth... Junction City, Kansas. Is there life after death? There's not even life during life in this town.
Love
I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer's day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as you, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. the mold was truely broken the day you were made and i am glad i found you. love helps us but our hearts get us there if you love someone, let your heart not you dreams be the one to guide you to your goals your heart always knows the real truth even if it feels wrong to you love finds a way to show us the past, but life gives you the chance to decide if it lasts. you tell all your fears to people you love, and know they cant tell that inside you the pain continues to shove i may often sit and compare love the the beauty of a rose, but to me the rose is like love delicate precious and always needs your love before it can fully grow. you stay up late and allyou do is cry, then lay awake wondering Why you hope that in the end, y
My Weekend
I'm just a regular joe with a regular job, Im your average suburbinite slob, I like foot ball and pornos and books about war, I've got an average house with nice hard wood floors, A moment of dennis leary, to illustrate a point I am man hear me belch. I am not the super sensitive cassanova nor am I don juan, but I think the ammount I bring to the table is adaquate. Why oh why must you rant on so do you ask... I grow weary of the constant "boys v. girls" on blogs and smug flashes of what used to be insite about 40 years ago. Damn it I wanna see tits and ass in quantities, women I dont know what they want to see but maybe they can drop a line so I know the score. Yo Soy El Hombre Con El Plan Meistro y el plan es... if you acctually are screing you dont always talk about it, or transversly complain about hearing abou it. So everyone just get some or lots in twos or threes and lets all just enjoy our Fu-ness. Thats just my opinion... I could be wrong. Chris So here I sit
Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanw
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Wishful Thinking? 80% of Americams say they belive in miracles. A handful of countries have been kicked oof he U.N., but only Switzerland refuses to join. St. Paul in Alberta Canada is home of the world's only (known) flying saucer launch pad. According to one expert, the less you blink the happier you are. What's so special about Elvis's 1957 film Loving You? Both his parents were extras in it. Only person in history to appear on tv Guide's cover 3 weeks in a row: Michael Landon. Vincent Van Gogh was nly able to sell one painting (The Red Vineyard) during his lifetime. Michelangelo drew his illiterate cook a shopping list. Today it's a priceless work of art. The average U.S. family spends $3,900 a year on travel. Famous but forgotten superstition: People with dimpled chins never commit murder. Birds do fly south for the winter, but not to get warm. They do it for food. At one point, 74% of pepsi drinkers said they'd switch to Coke "if it contained oat