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Contest! Rate & Comment Bomb My Pic Please!
My First Contest!!! Come help make my valentines day better!!! Leave me as many comments as you can, any little bit helps and will be much appreciated!!!! Contest Started yesterday at 8pm (fubar time) and will run for 1 week. Most comments wins... I am 600 comments behind... please come help me win the first contest I've ever entered!!! Go by and show the host of this contest lots of love too!!! Thanks in advance to all that help me!!! Click the pic below to rate and comment bomb away! LIXXXX YA!!!! ~f@wn~ KOPE Heres the link to the host of the contests page!! ~Dragonphyre~StalkertoBob(NINfan)~CertifiedGILF~*QueenTease*FUownedByta-tas@ fubar Please rate and comment bomb my pic please. Click on my pic below. Thanks. My First Contest!! Come help make my valentines day better!!! Leave me as many comments as you can, any little bit helps and it will be so appreciated!!!! Contest Started yesterday night at 8p
The History Of Valentines
As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man's rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men; thus, a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged. After eight hundred years of this cruel practice, the early church fathers sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier. According to church tradition St. Valentine was a priest near Rome in about the year 270 A.D. At that time the Roman Emperor Claudius-II who had issued an edict forbidding marriage. This was around when the heyday of Roman empire had almost come to an end. Lack of quality administrators led to frequent civil strife. Learning declined, taxation increased, and trade slumped to a low, precarious level. And the Gauls, Slavs, Huns, Turks and Mongolians from Northern Euro
Hang In There ~)
Computer now fixed I Fixed My Computer ... After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
Hi everyone im in an auction, who want to own me click the pic and make a bid im up for auction, wanna own me send me a message and ill tell you how
I Wouldnt Have Nothin If I Didnt Have U
Well, I lost my heart on the day we met But I gained a lot that I don't regret Then I hung around 'til you said, ''I do.'' I knew I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you. Well, I count my blessings every night I pray That the Lord lets me keep you just one more day And every day he does, 'cause God knows too That I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. If I didn't have you I'd long ago been left in the dark, out in the cold Blowing around from town to town like a feather in the wind. If I didn't have you I know I'd be floundering around like a ship at sea Lost in the rain or a hurricane, that's where I'd have been. But I didn't get lost 'cause I saw your light Shining like a beacon on a cold, dark night And the sun came up and the skies turned blue Oh, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Well, I've already said it but I swear it's true I know, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you...
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~~~real Love~~~
~Real Love, like Real Life is never Perfect. And "Happily Ever After" only happens in Fairy Tales. ~Somehow Real Problems Always finds you. Sometimes Angry Words are spoken. Sometimes you will just get on each other's nerves. ~But the important thing to remember is that Real Love is always there, Full of Forgiveness, and Understanding, waiting for more Happy Times to share. ~Real Love is Powerful Stuff. It doesn't need to be Perfect to Survive and Grow. In Fact Your Love probably wouldn't be as Strong as it is if you hadn't Survived a few tough times. ~Real Love will get you through tough times too. ~Always end with "I Love You" and "I Trust in Our Love". Peace.
Tag Your It!!! Stuff About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i like the smell of the air after the rain 2.i like doritos and cream cheese 3.i'm double jointed 4.i like boobies lol 5.giveing is more fun that recieveing 6.i think porn is gay 7.i like to sing 8.i have a tattoo you cant see 9.i like my hair played with 10.being tickled turns me on
Own Me..
so yay n big thanx to slave princess:)... im in an auction to be fu-owned for a month... so to make this easier...follow this link and chk it out... :) click the pic:p
The Little Things We Do ??
I am sitting here and I am amazed at what some people will do to get a man to talk to them.They literally will show there assets to get people to talk to them in ways I feel a lady or a true lady should not be talked to or that they should show.I have tried to understand the reasoning behind it all,but I am finding difficulty in understanding this way,either in real life or the Internet. I feel I speak for myself and I don't need to show my assets to get someone to talk to me,but why do people feel this low self esteem in themselves that they do this or put it out there so bluntly what they will do for you sexually.What is the real reason behind all of this to make anyone feel the need in exposing themselves wide open like this.Call me old fashion if you will,but isn't a way to a man hearts is a little mystery in what is under the clothing,(I know a way to a mans heart is suppose to be food),but what I am talking about is how we reveal ourselves without thinking what it may look like
10 More Random Things About Me
Since my best bud Neptunes Human tagged me with this I'll give it a shot ..... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) When I was about 2 or 3 yrs old I got a hold of some bad milk & ever since then I Hate milk. 2) my favorite past time is going to the casinos here . 3) Im taking 6 prescription meds a day , high blood pressure, high cholesterol & low potassium. 4 ) I hate washing the dishes & cleaning up the kitchen - I'd rather clean out the bathroom . 5 ) I love going to Traders Village in Grand Prairie , Tx - its a huge outdoor flea market. 6 ) My oldest son is a seargent in the United States Army. 7 ) I have 5 grandkids :)
Tag Your It Game.
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My Crazy Life
If there is anyone in Club FAR that I have not added (sometimes friends requests get messed up),fanned , or rated please drop me a private message. If there is anyone in Club FAR that has not returned the love that I have mentioned please rtf. I do not want to have to report you to the head of the family. I am trying to make this as drama free as possible so please help me out with this !!! I will not be posting any NSFW pics of myself on this site. It makes me uncomfortable to do so. I don't even rate NSFW pics in other people's photos. It just crosses to many lines for me that I am not willing to cross. There is the fact that posting them might come back to haunt me someday also. The only content on this page that will be NSFW, is what the bouncer's tell me my images are. That is all I have to say...Period. Case closed !!! The side-effects of the radiation struck again. The doctor and my mom and I hoped that this would not be a problem with Dad's healing up but it was. You s
This is my sister in law and she is new to fubar. Please make her feel welcome and add and fan and rate her. Thanks everyone. flatbedwhiskegrl
Stillness Of The Night In the stillness of the night In the quiet of the moment A whisper echoes calling my name Softly, gently taking me over He Whispers! passing through the distance through time and life Completely engulfing me With just a few words "I Love You" Just a wish Just one wish? To be with you Unite our love to be strong and true Just one chance to hold you again just a moment to last forever Just one belief to have your love perfect and lasting till the end of time A Moment In time Do not say anything my love Do not say a word What do we have to say What do we have to hear I know and you know that in this very instant there is no one but you and me Do not say anything my love Do not say a word. Brandi P
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I Was Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have been married to the same man since I was 18. 2. Both my kids will be away at college in the Fall. 3. I work for myself and love what I do with a passion! 4. I have had some loved ones come to me after they have passed on. 5. I can actually feel my brain move. 6. I sometimes see the future in my dreams. 7. I love making new friends. 8. My feet are two different sizes. 9. I have a secret crush...and he knows who he is. 10. I can be a friend to you without any judgement, no matter what you tell me.
What I Want!!
I want a man that will throw me around alil.... I want him to be in charge and tell me what to do. I need a man that is domineering all the time. I want to be told what to do and pinned to the floor and be their "slave"! lol ... I need some one to keep me in line boys!! Who thinks they can do it??
Sandy's Thoughts About Insecure Women
Woman on this site that are involved in a relationship, need to get a grip on what kind of site they and their man are on!! If you are so jealous of flirty type comments on your man profile or pictures, you DO NOT need to be on this site then. First of all, its only a flirt, letting your man know he is hot. And in most cases, your man & you live IN ANOTHER STATE!!!! What the hell do you think is going to happen?? Do you really think, some woman is going to get on a fucking plane and fly out to fuck your man?? If you do, then you need medicine lady!!! LOL As for me, if your man is hot and he is going to hold his cock in one of his pictures, then I'm going to leave a comment to that. And guess what lady, it means NOTHING!!!! If your that insecure about your relationship that you can not handle a harmless flirt, then get the fuck off this site. And get some type of counseling with your man because there is something wrong with your relationship that I did NOT CAUSE..........
001. Real name → Kimberley Anne. 002. Nick name → Wh0r3. Koltawn. Anne. Kimmeh. Kim3. Judith. Kitte. Rainbow Penguin. 003. Status → Single. 004. Zodiac sign → Sagittarius. 005. Male or female → Female! 006. Elementary → Rio Vista/Bidwell/Parkside/Longwood. 007. Middle School → Riverview. 008. High School→ Mount Diablo/Horizons:CIS 010. Hair color → Auburn. 011. Long or short - Medium length right now. 015. Health freak → Lmao. 017. Do you have a crush on someone → Absolutely. =] 019. Piercings→ My ears. 020. Tattoos → My ankles, and soon to be the back of my neck. 021. Righty or lefty → Ambidextrous. FIRSTS : 023. First piercing → Ears! 024. First best friend → Uhm. Erica? 025. First award → Honour Roll? 026. First sport you joined --> Basketball! 027. First pet → A kitty
Tag U R It
Fus Cherrie Bombers
PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS BEFORE SUBMITTING A FRIEND REQUEST AND INDICATE IN YOUR FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTAND THE PROFILE AND DO WISH TO JOIN*********** This is the profile of a Bomber Family, NOT an individual. If you are looking for a family to join, please read below, and if you are interested, send a friend request specifying you would like to join. ONLY members who wish to be a part of the bomber family will be accepted as a friend on this HOME PAGE of the FUS CHERRY BOMBERS . This is a bomber family of people dedicated to fairness and equality. ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, APPROVE ANYBODY FOR FAMILY MEMBERSHIP WHO IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST SEEKING TO JOIN A BOMBER FAMILY TO GET HELP WITH A CONTEST RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE FAMILY BOMBING FOR THE FAMILY FOR 10 (TEN) DAYS BEFORE YOU CAN ASK ANY MEMBER FOR BOMBING HELP FOR YOURSELF************************************************* ******************PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT, WI
I try ot be understading but i cant help myself She is with you and Im not and it hurts I cant be mad at you because I do the same thing I just dont know why it bothers me I love you and she has you I want to screem and yell but I cant its not fair to you I want you to be happy and if she makes you happy then be with her I dont want to admit it but Im going to have to IM Jealous of her It hurts when your with her It pisses me off that she is there with you now I want all your time and attion But I know that cant happen so I will keep it all inside and never tell you I will listen to what you tell me and keep telling you to have fun you will never know how it makes me feel when she is in your arms and Im not you will never know the trears I have cryed over it you will never know that I want to take her place you will neve
Ok, so I have been in school for work. I have been a level one certified. The highest level you can achieve is nace certified level 3. That means taking final exams after school, a practicle exam and a groooling 3 hour peer review oral exam. Today I passed them all! WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Want To Join A Bombing And Leveling Family?
KINGDOM OF DOLPHINS KingdomOfDolphins@ fubar Are you in a contest? Giveaway? Maybe you just need help to level? Have you asked your friends/family and or fans? Maybe even people you didn't know so well? To help you out, Either you go "no i'm sorry i can't" or "no" or maybe even a "yes" but, never showed up to help you? Well that is why I made this family. I got tired of the same things you have gone through. Others out there are just like us. So we all should get together and help each other. This isn't to take place of any other family/bombing crews out there. This is just friendly people helping one another out. So if your interested click the photo below, read the rules if you agree then join us. we are here to help you we will back you up 100% all we ask is that you put our name in yours that there is NO Drama just go to the family page, read the rules if you agree, join us WE ARE NOT HERE TO REPLACE ANY BOMBING/LEVELING CREW ON FUBAR OR TO
Random Stuff
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. i sneeze like crazy wheni have a full stomach. 2. i got some funky ears. 3. i alway have to wear socks even if its 100 degrees out. 4. i got a belly ring fetish. 5. i will talk to you while im on the toliet (ask jenn) 6. i fart really loud in public. 7. i love the smell of gasoline. 8. i amuse my self very easy. 9. i cant stand negative people. 10. I think BLONDES are dumb....j/k
Life And Stories
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers . A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively fillin
Mayo And Beer
Notice To My New Friends
Okay can drama become any bigger than it already is in my life! Holy %$#!@ Doesn't look like he is coming home any time soon, and NOW I my friend is SUDDENLY in love with me! What the hell have I done to cause this??? Any answers please. Happens on a regular basis! not that it bothers me alot just all of the sudden once my husband is gone they appear from no where. I miss you all and If at all I manage to get a computer I will write ya all! hugs! Tinker Bell Hello my sexy friends i have a few things to say to you all and any one who comes by my profile.... It seems some people like to use names on me that no one is permitted to use on me. Dont ever call me trashy names! Your comments will not be returned. Please i am asking that people respect me as i would respect you. Ok, second i am now getting on here through my cell. So its rather difficult to answer comments and such. Please if you like, refer to my myspaced link. Ty my adoring friends. :-* So I suppose you
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Pitbull Mafia Family Bulletin : )
We are holding a Family Auction.. Bidding will close 2-15-08 3 PM Central Time.. Cash prizes over ride any fu-buck amount. Highest bidder in auction will need to pay up within one week of auction closing. Come own some of the most amazing people on fubar.. Check them out.. Just click there pic to bid on them.. Most of these people are adding new things daily.. The higher the bids the more they are willing to do for you.
Crazy Tazzy
Tri-cities Who Is Drinking Tonight??
yep thats right i am back!!!
Why Is It
why is every time i fall for someone, i start flirt with them some ass hole trys take them from me! Then dumb ass turns round asked me what i do to piss you off!! Why is it - when someone knows you like that person all ways seem try take that person way from you when you tell them back off get all pissie! when they know u have been flirting with them 1st. Some times just want give up, say hell with it, maybe am not supposed fall love let all the ass holes take everything from me! but so damn tired everyone taken things way from me that i love and care about!!! So if have fight for the person i love then i will, if they like it fuckem!
My First Contest
I'm in my very first contest!!! runs from today to febuary 29th. I'm askin all family,freinds, and fans to please help. giving 1,000 fubucks for every 100 comments-just send me a private message when your thru posting them Just click the link below and BOMB, BOMB, BOMB TYVM EVERY1 I LOVE YOU ALL MY SIS IS IN IT ALSO--PLEAS SHOW HER LOVE TOO
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My First Contest,helppp Please Lol
Starts at 8pm Eastern Time:Feb. 08,2008 please help me do well,friends and friends of friends unite, lol. thanks to all who help. copy and paste link in address bar to post comments,goal is 50,000 comments
Hotties Contest!
Hey guys all be out all weekend long.. See ya'll next week sometime! Leave lots of love thank you!
The Rules of Rural Montana are as Follows: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive,you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I 90 goes east and west, US 15 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in rural Montana waves. We think of it as being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the
Wanna A Piece Of Bamagirl?
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Your Tagged
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun! 10 Weird or Random Facts about Annie 1-I Love Goatees. 2-I Love long Goatees lol 3-I Love baby cereal 4-I Hate to be talked about behind my back! 5- One of my favorite movies is Ice Age 6-I Hate Liers 7-I Love a Mans Hands 8-I Hate when men have to show off in front of other Men 9-I Love Sonny on General Hospital He is sooo Yummy 10-I Hate my Boobs lol I Tagged,Bill D Mann,GiveItToMeBaby,JTaggs,Rob,Roland,Annie,Bad4u,Jerseybee mainly cause i want to see thier replies :)
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This A*hole
I have no idea whats up with this guy, he's totally thinking I'm another person, I've NEVER been mean to anyone, I was giving him a heads up thats all. He says his eyes arent that good so he rated me a 1. Evidently thats so fucking bastard go get your eyes checked This guy: His message to me: It's Not Your Picture that I didn't like it's YOU I don't like ! I have been in a Lounge with Yopu, & Your a DISGRACE === '~*DJ Loyal*~ *Owner Of The Grotto* DJ For IN10SITY Radio & RL Wife to Ryan' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-08 13:50:12'.. > > You dont HAVE to do it, but it's customary here to rate everyone 10's. Some people have folders just for downraters to disgrace them. If you don't like it, don't rate it
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i am getting married on 10 31 08 to my best friend joe nanny we are already married as of 2-5-8 but will be having a real cermony in new orleans at check point charlies @ 9 pm be there or be square xoxoxoxoxo Annee Nanny
Contest To Win Vip , Blasts & Fu Bucks
I want to throw a contest and the most photo comments (points) wins. The prizes are ...1st place wins their choice of a month VIP or a week blast. 2nd place wins a 3 day blast . 3rd place wins 100,000 in fu bucks . Contact me if you are interested in joining my contest & lets have fun !!! Lisa * lisasweet *@ fubar

This Life Of Mine 17
I hope I don't offend anyone that reads this and it is not meant for any of my friends. I have come to the conclusion that Fubar is for lonely and somewhat pathetic people. I have come across a lot of men that all they want to do is get off to your pictures and somehow think that if you leave a nice comment on one of their pictures like "cute" or any kind of compliment at all, that you are all of the sudden wanting to either fuck them or are in love with them! Get a clue! I can tease with the best of them, just know that it is just that....teasing. Also, I know the same goes for the women. I know that if men give most of these ladies a compliment, they think they are in love with them! Then, they come stalking anyone that comes into your profile. I have had trouble with 2 different women. Not trouble really, just more annoyance than anything. I thought I got rid of one of the stalkers but....she came into my profile again last night. They are freaks! Just because the guy s
Tag Ur It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love my job. 2. I have 2 dogs. 3. My eyes r not green 4. Love hot coco 5. Smoke 6. My b-day is on the 27 of Feb. 7. My cup size is DD 8. Like beer 9. I've not had a date in 3 1/2 weeks 10. This suck thanks so much lickher469 lickher469, greenbaypacker, peavmister, dobbin, justin2nite
Tag Your It!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment thats says "You are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun! 10 Weird or Random Facts about Cathi 1-I hate feet. 2-I love to sing.really really loud when no one is around lol 3-I love to cook. 4-I hate tongues in my ear 5-I love making love :) 6-I hate judgemental people i have no use for them. 7-I really love a Man who opens the car door for his lady,or pulls her chair out for her. 8-I'm a real Jerry Lewis freak. 9-I love hairy men. 10-I have a fear of hieghts. I Tagged,Bill D Mann,GiveItToMeBaby,JTaggs,Rob,Roland,Annie,Bad4u,Jerseybee mainly cause i want to see thier replies :)
Tag! You're It! 10 Random Things About Me!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am an average Serbian girl. 2. I am an Orthodox Christian. 3. I am always smiling. 4. I don't prejudge people. 5. I hate being photographed. 6. I have insomnia often. 7. I enjoy sports. 8. I have loved only one man in my life, so far now. 9. I bring my cell phone with me when I'm going to the bathroom. 10. I like to lick my knife during the meal.
Tag Ur It
Im needing a ride from SE Missouri (Sikeston area) to SW Missouri (Cassvile Area) If anyone can help me out id appreciate it. I wouldnt ask if it wasnt important. If you need or want more info let me know
Sex Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.FATHER OF 3 2.4 GRANDKIDS 3.ONE SON IS A RANGER IN THE US ARMY 4.DAUGHTER IS A DRUG SALES REP. 5.OTHER SON WORKS FOR A WINDOW AND SIDING CO. 6. LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 7.FOLLOW THE YANKEES, AND PACKERS 8.BIG SOONER AND SHOCKER BASEBALL FAN 9.ENJOY MEETING DIFFERENT PEOPLE 10.I'M SINGLE TAGGED TERESA,LORI,MYSTIC,JEN,DAWN
Getting Started
So I did a Mumm on Vista weather I should try to change (revert) back to XP. Athlon (AMD) X2 dual core 64 TK 55 1.80 ghz 1918 ram 32 bit operating system So I got alot of responses most in favor of XP which is turning out to be extremely difficult. It is running XP awful and I have to maually configure the Wireless which is very complicated for me so far. Just to give you an Idea of my background, I have been building and putting together system since 1997, and I have learned how to get the most out of almost nothing. To most novices I am a total whiz and to the real smart techs I am a rookie so somewhere in between but this new computer ia alot stuff way over my head and networking stuff has never been my forte even as far back as windows 3.11.02135 (!) So i guess I am gonna do some MORE MUMM on this subject. It was not only imformative but real fun. I am also planning on starting a Lounge review, which is quite likely to ruffle feathers, I have done forum reviews
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a Mother, wife, daughter and sister! 2. I have one wonderful daughter! 3. I live in Massachusetts and have my whole life. 4. I'm a avid Red Sox and Patriots fan! 5. I drive very fast! 6. I have two dogs and one Grand~Dog. 7. I have wonderful friends and family. 8. I only drink Pepsi, and yes I hate coke! 9. I don't drink or do drugs! 10. I love to travel! I TAG SLIPPERY: Joe, Traci, Jessica, Johnny and Cubs Fan!
Tag Your It!!! 10 Random Things About Me
1- I'm left handed but bowl right handed 2- I am the middle child 3- Also a Army Brat 4- I hate peas 5- I snore 6- I'm only 4'10 7- I'm very impatient 8- I have a bad temper 9- I do not drink 10-I am a great cook
Angls R4_ever

I'm currently in a giveaway contest for some fu-bux and possibly a blast! But I need the rates and comments of my fu-fam/fans/and friends!!! Plz drop by the link and show me sum luv!!! Rates = 5 points each. Needs at least 2,500 points to win any fubucks. 1st to 10,000 points gets a 7 day blast too.
It's Friday and I am so bored. I cleaned my house and now I don't have anything to do. I need to people to hang out with. lol. I try calling up people but nobody will answer there phones. what good is a cellphone if you don't answer it. Well if anybody has any good ideas on what to do let me know.
Random Facts About Me...
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have OCD with my how I have my makeup, purse, and dresser set up, lol. Its weird, LOL. 2. My purse, shoes, socks, panties, and bra have to match what I am wearing, at all times, LOL. 3. I have a festish for guys in the United States Military! 4. I am bisexual, but have not been with a woman since 2003 :( 5. I talk, and text my fuhubby Craig for hours everyday on the phone. 6. I have my nipples pierced, and I love them. 7. I do not have any tattoos. 8. I can shop everyday if I could! 9. I change my mind all the time about whether I want to become a mommy or not. 10. I hate when people have t
Pianoman's Pu$$ycat Playmates
Welcome to my page, I am a Bottom B*tch for the Pussycat Playmates. Please go to the website and give all my sister Playmates and brother Pimps the same love you give me. All of my Pu$$ycat sisters and brother Pimps are in my family and friends section so they are easy to find. Thank you in advance for your love. abracos e beijos Mistress TigerDove From April 18th to Friday April 25th 9 p.m. fu time the auction will be going on. Just go to my page and look up the information on the left side or hit the link for the playmates home page. (copy and paste to get to the bidding page) Happy bidding Mistress Tigerdove Pussycat Playmate
I'm In A Give Away...
Nameless Lol
My First Contest!! Come help make my valentines day better!!! Leave me as many comments as you can, any little bit helps and it will be so appreciated!!!! Contest Starts tonight at 8pm (fubar time) and will run for 1 week...yes 1 week....most comments wins...please come help me win the first contest Ive ever entered!!! Go by and show the host of this contest lots of love too!!! Thanks in advance to all that help me!!! Heres the link to the pic Heres the link to the host of the contests page!! ~Dragonphyre~StalkertoBob(NINfan)~CertifiedGILF~*QueenTease*FUownedByta-tas@ fubar
Devlin's Bday
Well, i have been without him for 4 years and i have dealt with not seeing him on his most special day of days, but this time it is much, much harder... He is just across town instead of 6 hours away. I can't see him because the retarded 'sperm donor' says he talked with devlin about me being behind on child support cause i was out of work for 2 months over the holidays. He talked devlin into saying that he didn't want to see me till i was caught up. I have been working my ass off all week trying to find another job, pretty close to being a stripper for a weekend or two till i find something... but really don't think i look good enough and how do you dance like that anyway? I just don't think i'm sexy enough, oh well... we shall see what the remainder of the day holds for clumsy and silly old me... think about me today!!!
Hottie Contest! Http://
Omg a Cutie w/a Booty in a contest come on guys you know you wanna come vote for me click the link below go to his pic's im in HOTTIE CONTES folder and leave as many commentsas u like! Thank you for all your support much luv greatly appreciated *hugs* Thanks Omg a Cutie w/a Booty in a contest come on guys you know you wanna come vote for me click the link below and leave a couple comments thank you for all your support much luv greatly appreciated *hugs* Thanks Hottie Contest Host!!! Omg a Cutie w/a Booty in a contest come on guys you know you wanna come vote for me click the link and leave a couple comments thank you for all your support much luv greatly appreciated *hugs* href="
Bomb Me Please
HELP ME PLEASE!! I am in my first bombing contest. Please bomb my picture!!!!
Eventually all the pieces will fall into place, until then? Laugh at the confusion, live for the moment and know that everything happens for a reason. Somewhere along the course of life, you learn about yourself and realize there should never be regrets, only a lifelong appreciation of the choices you've made. It's not where you came from; it's where you're going. It's not what's on you, but what's in you. It's not what you're driving; it's what drives you. It is not what you are but what you are willing to make of yourself. If nothing changed, there'd be no butterflies. Life is chaos; chaos is life. Control is an illusion. Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you're going to miss in the years ahead. These are the days you will wish to be able to live again even if it were only for a brief moment. It's funny how one moment can change your entire life. It's scary how decisions we make today can come and haunt us for the rest of our life. Sometimes you have stop
Lonely As All Hell!
Friends That Need Help
So a fu friend of mine Ashely hads been getting down rated by this yall PLEASE repost this AND go show his page some love!!!! THANKS... HEres her page, go give her some love if you can. Also PLEASE repost. Hers is here Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1. Im a male waitress at waffle house. 2. I can lick the head of my own penis. 3. I hate Elvis. 4. I think DUI's is a crime that needs to be punished more severely. 5. I have a brother on death row with 2 death sentences. 6. I can't juggle. 7. I am against abortion......PERIOD. 8. I have been addicted to (in order) coke, internet, myspace, yah
I'm Finally Free....
some of my friends already have gotten this via messenger.. but to those of you that have not... hello... just thought i would say hello and let you know i will not be online for sometime... i will be moving and such trying to get me together again...i will try and get my service up and running as soon as i can... til then take care. oh and i miss you. i forgot to mention that my service will be cut off today due to the move.. hope to talk to you real soon xoxoxoxox
Special Occasions
Wow!!! I rode in the Stevie Ray Vaughan Remembrance Ride and Concert Sunday 10.5.2008. What an awesome experience. Best $20 spent in a long time. The bands were phenominal. T-man a 9 year old boy wqas just fantastic and his duel with Bugs Henderson was something to see. Anyone that likes Blues, Stevie Ray Vaughan... You need to go to this annual event. You don't hvae to ride in the parade. If you don't ride, come to the concerts afterwards. Guaranteed great music and good time for all. Check my profile on Biker Or Not for photos. Link is on my profile her. Keep shiny side up!!!!!! Harley Girl A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly
Mystic Illusionz " Special " Downloads
Are you into creating your own pictures? Tired of dealing with trial versions? Want full 100% working programs? Contact me and I can give you prices and details. Keep in mind, we are running a special this month to go along with it being Valentine's Day and also our beloved CougarBaby's birthday. Thanks to you all. ~ Alexa ~
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I don't always follow the rules. 2.I like science stuff 3.I have my US Coast Guard License 4. I am an executive chef. 5.I have lived in the South for 17 years but still sound like a Jersey Boy 6.I love animals 7.I suck at karaoke!! 8.I l am addicted to caffeine 9.I hate cold weather 10. I have undiagnosed A.D.D. I have tagged:don't know yet!
You Knw When Your A Raver When
The Raver Manifesto: Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none. Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be. You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You maybe unaware of our existence. We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children... We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive. One Massive. We were first drawn by the sound. From far away, the thunderous, muffled, echoing beat was comparable to a mother's heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel, and electrical wiring. We were drawn back into this womb,
Be My Valentine
My Ramblings
I realized I dont know 3/4ths of my friends/fans on here, usually I just accept all of them in bulk and thats then end of it. So I just wanted to say thanks for being my friend/fan. Make sure you stop by and say hi more often! XOXOXOXO Shawna I love this site because there are amazing people on here, seriously. But I am going through a lot right now, and I have a lot on my mind and a lot I have to take care of. I have been thinking and thinking and thinking, and then I realized all I do is think. I need to take actions, and I need to do it now. If I don't do something soon I am afraid I am going to lose the person I really am forever. I want to be that happy Shawna again. I want to be that girl that everyone can trust, that everyone loves to be around, that isn't sad or upset all the time. I hate that. I have so much to do, yet I really dont know where to start. I am sooo afraid, seriously. So anyways, I am not going to be on here much at all. I might pop on here for a minute, but
Pimpin Aint Easy
Be very careful if you make a woman cry,because God counts her tears.The woman came out of a man's rib.Not from his feet to be walk on.Not from his head to be superior,but from the side to be equal.Under the arm to be protected,and next to the heart to be loved. I have come to a point in my life where I had to stand up for myself and be the man that God intended for me to be.Be an example to other men,the kind of man my son will want to be and the kind of man my daughter will seek.So I stand here before the world being that man.In my quest for knowledge of self my beautiful auntie passed along this prayer for me to receive the blessings that God intended for me to have.I asked everyone the reads this prayer to say it everyday and believe it."Oh,that You would bless me indeed,and enlarge my territory,that Your hand would keep me from evil,so that I may not cause pain!''So God granted him/her what he/she requested.I know that all of you will find this prayer most rewarding from God's gra
2nd Alarm Hotties New Lounge!!!!
click above to enter The New 2nd Alarm Hotties new lounge!
Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I play the fiddle. 2.I play and own three guitars...including one electric Gibson which i LOVE... 3.I have a Yorkie-Maltese named Dude who is like a child... 4. I AM as innocent as I look. 5.I don't have an accent-- you do! 6.I love the ocean and am a certified scuba diver. 7.I kick ass at karoke!! 8.I love coffee...I drink way too much of it. 9.I have never been Miss Mississippi - despite what my name here is. My girlfriends call me this because they say I'm always "made-up"...which is not true...I go without makeup lots! 10. I care about the inside of people way more than the outside..... I have tagged:don't know
The Past
they say that people from your past are there cuz they never make it to ur future.. how can a person make it to your futur when u never gave them a fair chance to be a part of your have interference at every turn...and have others make u out to b something ur not and lie about u simply because they are jelous..and they are afaird that u may see how truly compatable u may b together... the past is to teach us a lesson, to learn from it and move forward and to not try to relive it, for it will never b the same... reguardles of how your emotions are or how great the memories can be of the past... once to cross thee line and cut them to the bone, u can never take back that wound it shall for ever be a scar upon your heart and yours thoughts shall always wander to that memorie...
Life can be so hard at times. But we get throught it. Sometime it may take awhile to get throught it but we do. The hardest part right now in my life is that my girlfriend right now live in another state. So it suck big time for me. And it also hard no job for me to. Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed. IM THINKING OF LEAVING FUBAR CUZ OF ALL THE BULLSHIT DRAMA ON HERE. PEOPLE NOW A DAYS JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE OUTSIDE NOT THE INSIDE OF A PERSON. IM
Do it now dont ask just fucking do it thanks in advance
Song That Gets Stuck In Ur Head...
Hidden Tears We all feel it we all live it, some more than others We keep ourselves safe by showing the world What they want to see I let others see a happy and special friend Because deep inside I know that is all they seek I see others whos beauty is beyond belief But still they are alone It is not their beauty they want to be loved for but who they are Others want to be someone else Someone they think others will find cool They fake who they are because the fear of who they are will run others away So many reasons for showing the world who we are for real Some never show who they are to keep control so they wont be weak So that others can not take advantage of them As for me I am no different from everyone else I hide my feelings so no one will know how much I am in pain The pain of love being gone Pain that haunts my dreams The pain of knowing I will die alone with no one to tell me goodbye No one to hold me to tell me how much I mean to them Yes we all hav
Anger Management
What Is A Blog Anyways?
what is a blog and what does blog even stand for?
Reply To Dj Bones!
HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.... What a past couple of days, alot of shit went down last night in the Dirty Deeds Lounge, people want to act like children and bring personal shit into the lounge and cause DRAMA. DDR had a staff meeting the night before last and alot of things were discussed, drama being a part of the lounge...HAHA, this coming from the owner but yet she can do what she wants....I was blamed for something last night that was bullshit, no one has the full story, CONTROVERSY at it's best, I loved every minute of it because I knew it was coming before I even took air last night, yep I have friends on here that hear stuff and they give me a heads up, well the bitch comes into the room trying to be all slick and shit, "I wanna hear The Players Club, I think it fits tonight" yada yada yada, blow it out your ass, I got kicked off the air because if she could do that shit, well so could I, I played I still don't give a fuck and Puke by Eminem and I get kicked off the air.....f
Good Bye
This is a list of all my current flow raters I hope this makes it easier for everyone :P Tippy162008 T16008~Fu-Owned by Passionman71~Owner of FLOW RATERS@ fubar Proud Mommy of 2 ~proud~MOMMY~of 2~**CLUB FAR**~@ fubar DJ Smokie Smokie Owner Of Smokies Saloon/Co-Owner@Hillbilly Lounge/Enforcer@Dark Side Of The Moon/Git R Done Rebels Family/Member Of Flow Raters@ fubar Jesha Jesha*R/L GF 2 KenDoll*S4L* CO-OWNER@DGAF*@ fubar Lord DarkTree lord darktree (co owner GOTHIC VAMPIRES* CLUB F.A.R * *RATE SPANKERS* FUBAR WORLD CRUISE )@ fubar Alwayspinknblack *alwayspinknblack*@ fubar TJ @@@Tj aka Ghettoluva26~ ~Owner of Ghetto lounge@@@/member of the rate spankers club@@@@ fubar DJ CHIEF DJ CHIEF OWNER OF HILLBILLY LOUNGE/GIT R DONE REBEL FAMILY/MEMBER OF FLOW RATERS@ fubar VIOLET VIOLET20 HEAD PROMOTOR@HILLBILLY LOUNGE&SMOKIES SALOON/GIT R DONE REBEL FAMILY/MEMBER OF FLOW RATERS@ fubar TINK tink07 Member Of Flow Raters
It's Been A Year Dad......
Its been a year......and still the pain and tears have not gone seems like just yesterday i was taking my first steps with you there behind me watching me in awe as i walked across the living room.....seems like just yesterday you were watching me graduate high school....the look of undeniable pride on your face as i recieved my diploma......and it seems like just yesterday i was holding your hand as you passed away before my eyes. It hasnt been easy not having you here, i miss your laugh, your inappropriate jokes, your wisdom and advice, the sound of your voice, even the way you'd snore. 50 years old was really too soon for your life tree to be felled and we all still feel the pain of your loss....ive since then left florida and have moved a bit further north...hopefully one day i can get back to Jersey and the rest of the family........its hard knowing each day i wake up, every birthday that passes, every holiday that comes and goes you wont be here. I miss you dad i miss
Ya Or Na On The Army
I know its my choice not asking if i should because I am going to go back in ten years done ten to go... But in my pictures. is me in my army greens. I want a comment from all my friends on a yes or no if i should if i should go back in. and a comment here.
The Essence Of Being Chris-tastic.....
I am Chris-tastic. There is no one else that possesses this particular quality. I am unique and interesting. I will not allow negativity to creep itself into my personality. I am who I am and make no excuses for it. I am fiercly devoted to those who've earned a place in my life and my heart. Make no mistake, it is very difficult to make the list. I don't allow just anyone in. I have lived more in my time on this planet than most do their entire lives. I have seen heartache and anguish. I've seen pain and suffering beyond what I wish to have experienced. I've also been blessed enough to have experienced happiness and joy. I've seen more of the world than most people I know. I've lived from one end of the country to the other. I've travelled all over this world and still end up back home when I can. I will not tolerate predjudice, hatred or ignorance. I will not stand for those I love to suffer alone. I am a fighter, survivor, giver, defender of the weak and a friend
bound, blindfolded... the feeling of hands exploring flesh, testing for reaction... head shifting, toes curling, sighing and moaning as discoveries are made... pleasure intensified by anticipation... pushing further and further with each stroke of fingers... teeth sinking into tender lips, whimpers evidence of approaching bliss... muscles tense, hips jerk, mouth falls open, nails dig into palms... the ecstasy of release K, I'm sure I'm being biased because of my taste in men, but...what's up with all these guys using 'big' in their names? I mean, I've seen more 'big dogs' and 'big daddies' who are scrawny little's soooo misleading! To me, if a guy under 6'2" or 200lbs uses 'big', he's just being a 'big' asshat. why not, right...ten random facts about me 1. My sisters wanted to name me Betty. 2. I can eat an entire plum with my lips closed. 3. I went through 13 years of Catholic school. 4. I could see the hospital where I was born from the back porch of the ho
Samantha Drama Life
will first of all this week was full of shit! like we have had school delays and school closings all week! not that i dont mind just home school being closed but not vo-tech i love that class! so now i am going to be hind b/c i did not have my work with me and i need to pass that class with this being my sinor year and all=( what ever! And well there this guy i like and i dont know how to talk to him every time i do it comes out sounding gay! worst yet theres this girl who is always all over him but he says they r not going out "WHAT A SLUT"
For A Reason
Behind the mask Where feelings are hidden The mask is the side That I turn to you If I am a clown It hide my fear even as a jester Nobody will see my tears But inside my heart Behind the mask There is a boy with tender Emotional feelings That only a few will ever see A heart hurt on so many places Grieve that's only for me If I cry it will be for nobody to see Cold is the world that surround me Fighting day by day Things nobody will really know from me Hidden behind he mask Cudddle up with sweet memories Hope the pain will slowly fad away Now you know that behind the mask of a jester A emotional guy will be hidden The astrological symbol of the Aquarius is the Water Bearer. But dont be mistaken the Aquarius element, formally called a signs triplicity, is air, not water. The air signs of the zodiac are intellectual communicators who let their mind, rather than their emotions, dictate their actions. If you look at this signs symbol youll see th
My Baby Is Gone...
Today I lost my best friend. She was sick for a couple days, I took her to the vet where she stayed the night and passed away. I am sorry I was not there to hold you when you left us my friend. My heart is broken. I will love and miss you always, until we meet again. Memories are Golden They say memories are golden. Well, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories I only wanted you. A million times I needed you, A million times I cried. If love alone could have saved you, You never would have died. In life I loved you dearly, In death I love you still. In my heart you hold a place No one could ever fill. If tears could build a stairway, And heartache make a lane. I'd walk the path to heaven, And bring you home again. Our family chain is broken, And nothing seems the same. But as God calls us one by one, The chain will link again.
Valentine's Day No-no's
For Him: 1. Avoid soaps, lotions, potions, anything that smells like candy. Unless it's actually candy. 2. Flowers. He just doesn't understand why you would buy him something that he has to a) nurture and b) nurture. If you simply must, a cactus might pass--but remember, he wants a gift that can take care of itself. 3. Unfun tools. Yeah, he gets it. You want him to shovel the snow. Do not buy him a shovel to drive the point home. (Large noisemaking power tools excluded.) 4. Dinner. It's a blatant cop-out. Saving him the 80 bucks does not a romantic gesture make. A gift should come in a box. (Unless it is a kitty or a pup, which are other things you should not get him. See rule #2). 5. An electric razor. If he wanted one, he would have bought it for himself (and of all the gadgets, this is not likely one he's coveting). Ask yourself: Do you want him to buy you a razor? 6. Boxer shorts. To men, they're truly utilitarian. No frills. No styles. (Same goes for socks.) 7
I Am In Another Fu Auction
There is alot of drama going around about who did what and who should be charged with what. There is also alot of finger pointing and accusing going on as well. Then there are those who just wish everyone would just drop the whole thing and are posting blogs and bulletins about personal experiences explaining why they feel the way they do. I have read story after story, and felt grief for each and every person that has some thing terrible happen to them. In theory we have all encountered some sort of loss in our life, either loss by death or loss due to other reasons. Being a Veteran of the Iraqi war I have seen many of my closest friends lose their lives right in front of me, the most painful part of this is thinking to your self what could I have done to prevent this. I have lost some of my brothers in arms and I will never forget them, I will never stop thinking of them or praying for their families. That is what we all need to do, take this time to say a little prayer for the famil
A Quote With Meaning
Many things in life are complicated, but i can not let the complicity of complicated things hold me back. Instead i must move on and forget about past relationships, bad memories,and any negative things that i always seem to remember first.Sometimes we all need to take those risk in life and whether we fail or not keep our heads up high. By taking risk we might just find something good that we will want to fight for.
What I Want...
To have a man see me for who i am know there is no other like me, and try as hard as they may THEY SHALL NEVER BE ME!!!!! The man for me will see thru the lies and cloudy deciet...when others try to act like me... He shall be the epitomy of strength and elagance and not afraid to show it!!! To walk with class and head held high!!! strutting shall we say??? to walk with me on his arm clearing the path of commoners and posers with the mear force of our presence!!! To walk the night as it was ment to be, and our children be drawn to his dark beacon. He shall live life to the fullest with me, in all aspests of our personalities!!!! from walking the darkness, accepting our need to feed... to being my dominant master, or even be my slave to find the thrills of the adrenaline rush to walking the night in all its quiet slendor and glory to being tender and warm and careing of each other to wanting to feel the wind in our face and thr
Well NASCAR fans race season is upon us and I am sure we are all excited about it. So fire up the grill, call your buddies, tune in the satelite,turn up the surround sound,CHILL THE BEER and lets party!!!!!
What Have I Been Up To!
Last part of last year really was rough for me. So hoping this year was going to be good. I had just moved and finally get stuff unpacked and I started having pain on my left side. Im one of those people who if they are in pain say "ehh it will go away" and leave it at that. But one night went to bed in severe pain thinking it would go away but it woke me up at 3 am. Went to emergency room and found out I had a mass on my left ovary. They sent me home with pain killers for a couple of days and then doctor called after looking at catscan and said I had a tumor about the size of a baseball. So within a couple days I was having surgery to remove the tumor and ovary. It has been two weeks and the doctor told me it was benign. So all is well other than this scar that I have from my belly button all the way to down town lol. Im still sore as hell but at least I have piece of mind knowing it wasn't cancerous. So I am off to a good year :sarcasm:
Fu-bar Friends
I have been on Fu-bar for well over a year. I have met alot of cool people here. Alot of them have became friends with my wife as well. I finally got my wife to join last Nov. This is a very good thing.. it has helped her to come out of the shell she went into after she got sick. LOL now I have me a Fu-aholic lol. The friends that I have made here are good friends. I am very thankful to have met them and have them in my life. Thanks all!! :D
Loved Ones
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships ... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know.

we are on here for fun and release from the daily b/s we deal with ever day, "right"? then why the fucc are alot of people rating and commenting false ? no matter be tru to your words .... vuase even if no one can c u or my never know who u r , they still want the truth ..... simply because no matter what tale you spend withen fu~bar the people around them will tell them the truth..... so if you are here and you say you're real be real or get the fucc on ....... alway's been me always will.. hate my blog or lluv it i " REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCC"!!!!
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 15 different kinds of body wash in my shower. 2. I insist on hanging all of my clothes. 3. I have a totally irrational fear of fish hooks. 4. I have five brothers and sisters, 3 of which are older, but I was raised as the oldest. 5. I have all of the matching lotions and body sprays for the 15 different body washes in my shower. 6. I am a recovering drug addict. 7. I have two tattoos that match with two different people (my two best friends). 8. I have lived in 5 different states. 9. When I go out for breakfast, I usually order both coffee and diet soda. 10. I have never been married, but I have been enga
Anchors Away
Well, I can't tell you when I'm going or how long I'm going to be gone, though if you search google news on the USS John C. Stennis you will know more than I can tell you! Anyway, we will be off the West Coast when we are not in port picking up and dropping off the airwing. So, I won't be far, and I'll be really close my favorite pub with an open patio where I can drink my Rum'n'cokes. So if you see the Stennis in port there is a good chance I will be at McP's after dinner. And except for normal operations of a Warship at sea, I won't be in any danger. Take care, fair winds and following seas. David Anchors Aweigh (1906 version) Stand Navy out to sea, Fight our Battle Cry; We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to Victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, Hooray! Anchors Away, my boys, Anchors Aweigh. Farewell to foreign shores, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay. Through our last ni
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am an IT Coordinator for a group of company's 2.I had open heart surgery in 2001 to replace a valve 3.I love Auto racing 4. I own a Jeep and will always own a Jeep till i die(It's A JEEP Thing!) 5.I live on edge of a lake and you can find me there most of the summer on my pontoon boat. 6.I have 2 dogs and a Gulf Coast Box Turtle 7.I am a bee keeper and have 3 hives(down from 9) 8.I am a very oral person 9.I work to much and sleep to little 10. I hate filling out forms! I have tagged:Brenda,MisMississippi,Pamela~~all messed up,pammieme,Beautiful Angel,gwenny,702853,LOOKING4MRRIGHT
Just put up some new photos, go check 'em out and tell me what ya think :) ~Duck~
The Pastors' Ass
To ALL drama lovers!!! Take note; The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for
Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am An Assistant To A Private Investigator 2. I just turned 30 3. I love Potato Chip Sandwhiches 4. I have a kitty named Oscar 5. I lived in 4 States, Minnesota, Montana, Iowa, and Ohio 6. Growing up on My Farm when a child I had 55 cats running around. 7. I Can Not Nor Will I ever tolerate Liar. 8. When it comes to me doing something or saying something, just don't go and "assume" and jump in the middle of what I am doing or saying, when I am not finished. That really annoys me. 9. I love to swim! Get me in the water, hard to get me out! 10. I love French Vanilla Cappaccino's I Tagged The fo
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Thinning List
Ok so I've decided to start thinning my friends list and I really should have posted this before I started lol so the ones that are gone will know why ...But since they are only Friends with people that will buy them Blasts or Happy hours..ect they prolly don't give a rats azz anyway I've met some really cool people on here and would like to be able to keep in contact with them and don't have time for those that don't have time for me so regardless of what you have in your title HOT/SEXY/Blah Blah Blah your not too Hot or Sexy to be friendly and if you really think you are LMAO then get some help but your gonna be off my list to make room for Real People so if your gone in the next week or so you know why
Tag! Your It! Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to shoot pool and hang out with friends. 2. I worked in a bar for 3 years and met some really great people. WOW i miss it.. 3. I have 5 children, which i love very much. 4. I finally got to talk to my sister after not hearing from her for 30 years.. WOW, thats a long time.. Love ya sis... 5. ME! Addicted to fubar? Hmmm, could be.. lmao 6. I drive a chevy monte carlo. 7. I was born in Germany, and would love to go back and visit. The joys of being a military 8. I speak my mind and am honest! i try not to hurt peoples feelings, but sometimes can't be helped.. 9. I love to s
Brown Eyed Girl's Blog
the hour's just begun to breathe again. after having held its breath for so long. pretending to be unconscious. when really it was only stubborness. dragging the bodies up from your heart to your head. searching inside yourself for some place to bury the dead. there's no war. none that i'm aware of. yet battles are. battles are the only way we connect anymore. there's no bloodshed. no victims. and yet somehow still there are so many casualties. i guess i didn't understand your words. your intent. and i expected more than you were willing to give. if only because. if only because that was what i needed. but i've fallen asleep now. and the dreams have begun. i've closed my eyes. shut down everything. there's nothing left in here to wake up. sickness I lay here quietly on my bed wrapped in my blanket of warmth, my thought are scattered and the feeling of loss surrounds me.. my soul is broken and i feel it tearing inside me.. each rip brings pain,,. the very thin
Rantings And Ravings
Can I just say that the STUPIDEST line that anyone has EVER used when breaking things off with someone is to tell them they're amazing? I mean, really. If I was that fucking amazing, this wouldn't be happening would it? I'm sick of being told that I'm so incredible and sweet and smart and awesome and beautiful. People don't LIE to people who are that amazing. People don't cut things off with people who are that amazing. So people need to stop pretending that they do. I heard that twice within a fucking HALF HOUR last night. Turns out a guy I dated (past tense) but stayed really good friends with was dating a girl while he was dating me. We weren't exclusive but he promised to tell me if he did that, and lied to me about a whole bunch of SHIT to hide it. I told him if he wanted to date other girls that was fine, but I wanted to hear it from him because it'd hurt less and if he didnt that I was going to have trouble staying friends with him. Well I'm pretty sure that I'm not g
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Tag! You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. (Stolen from BEG LOL) 2. I love BIG breed dogs, Rottweilers are my favorite. 3. I am very insecure, to a fault. (Working on this) 4. I give in too easily, mainly to women... probably because of item #3. (Working on this, too) 5. I love music, and can pretty much name artist and song within the first few notes I hear. 6. I prefer baseball over any other sport. 7. I prefer to be in a smaller, more personal crowd than a larger gathering... and really love just being with that one special person. 8. I am the youngest of seven children, and so I am (was) spoiled LOL. 9
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The Top Ten Reasons Marijuana Should Be Legal
There are millions of regular pot smokers in America and millions more infrequent smokers. Smoking pot clearly has far fewer dangerous and hazardous effects on society than legal drugs such as alcohol. Here is High Times's top 10 reasons to marijuana should be legal, part of its 420 Campaign legalization strategy. 10. Prohibition has failed to control the use and domestic production of marijuana. The government has tried to use criminal penalties to prevent marijuana use for over 75 years and yet: marijuana is now used by over 25 million people annually, cannabis is currently the largest cash crop in the United States, and marijuana is grown all over the planet. Claims that marijuana prohibition is a successful policy are ludicrous and unsupported by the facts, and the idea that marijuana will soon be eliminated from America and the rest of the world is a ridiculous fantasy. 9. Arrests for marijuana possession disproportionately affect blacks and Hispanics and reinforce the perce
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Be My .........
is is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me? Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u? I kissed you? I lived next door to you? I started smoking? I asked you on a date? I was hospitalized? I ran away from home? I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept somet
My Ripped Up World...
Hey dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do? But it hurts when you disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't pretend that I'm alright And you can't change me 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't be perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don't care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I'm never gonna be good enough for you I can't stand another fight And nothing's alright 'Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I'm sorry I can't be perfect Now it's just too late and We can't go back I'm sorry I can't
My husband and I have a dear friend that has been fighting cancer over the past 10 years. He has been in remission for the past two but has just found out that it is back. Please say a prayer for him and his family as this time he does not know if he can make it through it all. Help out a friend
Moving On
So, here we are again... Yes , it's Valentines Day! All over the world, people are buying supermarket flowers, cheap fizz and artery clogging chocolates to give to their loved one. For some reason, im not really bothered about Valentines day, its never seemed to be that important to me. Even when I was with someone, it just seemed to be another excuse to squeeze a few quid out of you. Why just limit romantic gestures to just one day? Make sure you tell the one you love everyday how much you love them. Spread the love and make someone feel special... ...even if it's only for one day.... its now been 8 days since I crushed my marriage and things are slowly becoming bearable once again. Family and friends are on hand with sympathy and try to take my mind off things, and God bless em for trying. Not much to report as yet, but my solicitor is advising me what to do next. Ill no doubt keep you informed... well, im still here.... Not that i mean im going anywhere, or
Tag You're It !!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I fly RC planes in competition. 2.) I work for Ma Bell ... in a dept where you really, REALLY don't want to piss me off. 3.) I hold a record for tying 16 cherry stems with my tongue in 24 seconds. 4.) I am a member of the Mile High Club. 5.) I am a published author. 6.) I don't like liver~~but love pate ... Go figure. 7.) I am a classically trained chef. 8.) The biggest fish I ever caught was a 46# King Salmon 9.) I don't like salmon .. To date, I have prepared over 1.2 tons of that crap ! 10.) I swim to stay in shape. ThruADiffEye, MysticDreams, SexyAngelFreakyLoca, TheresaakaTheMortician, Mels2Kool
What Is Wrong With These People
*I know this is long but I sincerely hope you read it all* By now I am sure you've all come to hear the story of Sporks and her dead child. My position regarding this story has always been the same: I don't know what happened, the authorities are investigating all this, and the truth will eventually (hopefully) come out. The fact that she got a lawyer does not, in any way, indicate that she is guilty or hiding something. Contrary to what Law and Order or CSI tell you... guilty people don't get lawyers, SMART people do. Do you have any idea how many times people have taken plea deals because they were faced with a mountain of evidence by the cops that didn't exist? They panic and cop to things they didn't do because they believe a lesser penalty is better than the 20 years the police are telling them they will receive. The police can, will and do lie to you in these investigations. They aren't under oath. So long as they don't violate your constitutional rights, they can do whateve
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Tiger Army Show!!!
i just got back from a show!!! the band i went to see was TIGER ARMY!!! they fuckin rock i swear they may not sound like it but i like them alot ok ok ill say i love them ive been wanting to see them for about 2 or 3 years now but havent had the time soooo it was well worth it! (sweet) was crazy awesome i got smashed like 3 or 4 times and i got to shake Nick 13's hand and hug him lol! OMG!!!!! LMFAO! hmmm thinkin about puttin a couple of picks of them on my profile what u think!!!? late* ^8^
Lynyrd Skynyrd -- Free Bird
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10 random crap things about me. 1. Love anything to do w/computers cell phones etc.... 2. I cycle 21miles a day no matter what the weathers like 3. Like watching stargate 4. hate back stabbers & cheats 5. like making ppl happy 6. love spending my hard earnd cash 7. love my sleep 8. I get on better with females than guys 9. I give blood's for living and i like to grab every opportunity i can. Im sending this to ~ ♥ ~NINEMMRUGER~ ♥Owner of Brain Perkins~ ♥ ~WANT TO O@ fubar ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Owned by SCARABUS - LORD OF THE
Youll Probably Think Im Gay For Saying This
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong
Today Is A Gift
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon ) , so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives'. He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!
A Poem I Wrote Called Lost
I cry for reasons I no longer understand While laying in my bed With so much running throw my head. Questions just no longer have answers I'm lost in this life I can no longer understand Where do you go When nothing seems right anymore It's just a lost tear With lost emotions That seem to hold meaning. Kiss me When its pouring out side and the wind is blowing hard holding me close embrass my lips while the drops fall down our bodys with pashion like the thunder with all emotions free just kiss me and let our love flow free with every drop and every touch get lost in the moment for only us to share. By: Elizabeth Sue Pennington
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Help A Mother With Issues
what is the most important quality that a person can have raising teenagers out of control. Don't get me wrong I love my kids they are just beyond my comprehension, because they have been treated like adults since they were between the ages of 7-10, now that there 13-17, the job is really hard. To answer the obvious question they have not always stayed with me, but with there father and God knows my limit at times has been reached anyone who has insight holla back. I currently run my own business, main reason is trying to find balance.
Ramblings Of An Earthly Goddess
I'm nobody's fool but dammit I'll be a fool for you ya toss around sweet words like pennies into a wishing well but they don't flatter me they just ease my descent into hell you tell me that ya miss me like crazy that living for my touch is what keeps ya going that your world is muddy without my beauty to clear the view ya tell me that ya wanna make love to me but ya cant say i love and me I'm nobody's fool but dammit I'll be a fool for you I let you in over & over & over again tellin myself we can be just friends but I look at you & pieces of my eternal soul become inflamed they fly as ashes then fall to ground my heart does just the same I sit here now with the juice of you still moist on my thighs & I wonder why I fell again I can't even bring myself to cry cuz the nearness of you it's still thick on my skin but I know that will wear thin and the tears will flow cuz despite the sweetness that ya toss in the air for me you'll never really care
Vote For The Hot Gurl!!!!
I think I'm gonna start drinking again. I'm not really a drinker but it seems my life was more fun when i was drinking. Plus it seems its the only place too meet women. I don't want to be single anymore and the women at work don't like me so its back to the bar. Look out liver here it comes. Heres hoping i meet drunk loose women, wreck my car into a pole or come to my senses before i ruin my life further. Sometimes it feels like not one persom cares. That not one person is willing to risk it and show me how much they care ... i bet no one does. I write this in hopes she wakes up thinking of me like i do her. What women want. I have to admit I'm still confused. I try and be myself aka "the nice guy". All i get is shit upon. I don't want any pity I bring it upon myself. I'm an asshole and mean and the crazy women flock to me. I'm not a pretty boy so I have to take what I can get. Which amounts to mercy sex once every 2 years by someone a complete stranger. Wanna be that s
Why is it that all the women i like think im such a softy? cuz im sweet and romantic and try to get with them. What do i need to do kick someones ass for them? its like come on! you have a real man whos nice and sweet and is only a dick when i need to be and i kick ass when i have to. but just because im not a bad ass all the time doesnt mean that i cant handle my own. I am a bad ass only when i need to be whats the point in waliking around all the time being a dick? Where the fuck is that going to get me? NOWHERE! im tired of women thinking im not worth there time because im not a bad ass! You wanna see bad ass pisss me off! fuck with me my friends or my family and i will personally introduce you to my best friend! The concrete after you meet my fist! im a nice guy who wants to find a nice woman a real woman whos sexy smart and likes cars. im tired of all these little girls GO AWAY! i want a real woman who wants me just the way i am! Im not going to change for anyone. Im jelous so she
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Only Part Of The Story...
The reason I lamented my own experience was to let you know that it will eventually become a sweet reminiscence. For me, it's been ongoing, and I started seriously dating again about 2 years after my love passed. You just gotta let go and give up before it becomes possible for love to find you again (by give up, I mean, give it up to your higher power). Personally, I believe that I have already had the one thing many people spend their entire lives searching for and never find. That comforts me and some may say it makes me a cynic, but in my mind, I have already lived the sweetest romance and overcome the hardest of losses (aside from a child). If I can do that, well, I can do anything. And, you will as your own time. I was 19, and he was the love of my life, my fiance. He left our 8 month old daughter behind, and I couldn't look at her for a week. The worst was the first day back at work, realizing that my life had to go on... Then, birthdays, holidays, and the d
Dont Be A Hater !!!
I spent a little time on rating pics last night and well all i can say is woo ... some people cant take any thing less then a 10 well sorry we cant all be tens im not saying im a 10 but well lets face it that is why we put our photos on this thing is to get rated right and it sure pissed every one off well kiss my ass i can rate what i want ....and rate my photos low i dont care im not a cry baby it wont hurt me one bit .this is only for fun .
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Blog-o-sphere Of Cake (or Death)
Math is allegedly the universal language. Did Stephen Hawking instate that load of rhino dookie? I'm sure that typographical-talking bastard had something to do with it. If this is the case, I'm fucked. Due to severe numeric dyslexia, the numbers spewed from my mouth would no doubt start an intergalactic war. Non-earthling says "What the fuck is she talking about? Batteries not included? It's obviously a vow of hostile intentions...let's zap them, then take over eBay!". Even to Greylings, and giant-fanged fungi, shopping victoriously has an unexplainable draw. Allow me to apologize in advance if this ridiculous scenario actually happens to be prophetic. Destroying 99% of the human race isn't a concern, but denying the surviving population of worthless, overpriced gadgets, and genetically engineered carrots that appear the have vaginae is more than I care to take credit for. Yes, we're all fucked. I have some of the most asinine dreams. Spork dueling, mammoth white Ursa. At
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Hot To The Touch
I close my eyes; feeling the heat arise. I find the burning spot; all moist and all so hot. I touch the sensual flower; giving my fingers all the power. Thinking of you; Oh, if you only knew. Touching it real nice and slow; letting the hot lava flow. Anxiety gets the best of me; freeing up the desires in me. Rubbing harder, faster now; Getting all the pleasures I T will allow. As I scream and thrash about. Passion overcomes me without a doubt. Creamy eruptions float to the surface.; Huge explosions burn through me like a furnace. I cannot withhold any longer! letting out one last moan; the volcano erupts as I groan. Smelling the erotic odor of my passions scent. Lifting my fingers up to my nostrils letting it liqueur . Putting them to my lips; I taste the sweet nectar, wishing U were here to make it all that much sweeter.This is all I have to give for the moment. Until the day comes when yourself can enjoy the sweet seductive scent. As
Love Lies Bleeding (2008)
Christian Slater stars in this thriller about a corrupt government agent's attempt to get back stolen money from a young couple. After they witnessed a shootout in their apartment complex, the pair runs away with their newfound riches. Unfortunately for them, Slater's DEA agent is not willing to let his fortune go and embarks on an action-packed chase. PART ONE Online Videos by PART TWO Online Videos by PART THREE Online Videos by PART FOUR Online Videos by
Welcome To Bawstin
Welcome to Bawstin ( Boston ) For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great! Information on Boston and the surrounding area: There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street . Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill . If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley . Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave ; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave ; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End . The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry,
My Love Of My Life
i love being a mommy love watchin her grow but its so hard not having anyone help and trying to have a life she fights sleep and gives me problems ever time i try layin her down nobody really understands even though they try to they arent the ones up with her at night and any hour of the day when she feels like wakin up i love being a mommy but im getting so tired all i want to do is sleep getting so tired... it usually takes a lot to make me feel comfortable...especially with a guy. but not him. he somehow just does. and i honestly dont think he tries to. i feel completely comfortable openign up to him about everything and i know he would never judge me from anything he learns. hes willing to accept me for who i am and understand all the things i have been through. if something doesnt make sence to him he wont ask but thats oly becasue he is afraid of making me uncomfrtable. he does such a good job at making me feel comfortable. i have no worries when im talkin
Newbie Here Haha... At Leaste Im Honest
I created this a while ago but i didnt understand it cuz im a lil ditsy... but im starting to figure it all out...
sometime wonder y here on earth. Why do we go through time and time again? Why when fall for someone u get hurt? Why doe everything have to hurt? Why can't life be good and fun?
Good Bye
Why in hell does someone keep falling someone over and over and keep getting hurt? Why love hurt? Why does she not love me anymore? Does anyone love me or will love me? is there anyone who care about me and love me? is there anyone who can be faithful and be with me? Is there anyone who want me for me? IS there anyone help my broken heart
Poetry Corner With Candy Gurl!!!
I felt the love inside my heart, I saw the future the joy I sought.... I felt the love I thought would last, Yet another chapter in my pass..... I played my part and o so well, Like victoria secret, I was under a love spell... I fanticized so vivaciously, My heart would beat harmoniously..... How Could This Be? It'll never appeal...I'm falling in love & I know That it's real... "I have to hide, Keep it bottled inside,Is there something really there? Does he even care? Is it just lust? Do I have his trust?" I want you to feel me inside & out, Get deep in my mind...know what i'm truly about.... Learn all of my secrets and my deepest fears, learn about my childhood and what i've experienced these years.... My fear of loving cause my family never gave me that, my many motivation and the reasons why I slack..... The things that make me laugh, and why i'm happy all time... Why I learned to hustle, turn a nickle to a dime.... The PAIN is not the stuggle, it's
Vip Giveaway !
i just wanted to say thanks to all that helped me get my vip ! it really showed me that i do still have some great friends on here ! if i could i would hug all of you but since i cant please consider this a big hug from me too all of you and if u ever need anything please just hollar i will be there for ya !
Freedom does not come with an easy price It is not free, it cost's many lives To be free, giving your life is the ultimate sacrifice To think that many do this everyday, is a strange feeling that wont go away Many put their live's on the line for our freedom They do this everyday so we can be free There are many ways to thank them, and show your support They are just like you and me They all have family's No matter if they are near or far, they hold onto their dear one with so much love Keeping picture's of them beside their bed as they sleep at night, knowing that no matter where they go they can not hold them tight So they keep their picture close as they close their eye's, and hope in the morning that all will be alright They all hope that they will be safe till they get to come home, but many do not get to make it home They do not get to be welcomed by their family's loving arm's But those that don't make it home alive, have just made the ultimate sacrific
I'm Doin An Auction...
Cowgirl Up
Are you a crow hopper well before you comment this take a goodlook around and see. Do you go to other's pages and see who all they have on there friend list? If so and you go and add them then yes you are a crow hopper kinda messed up. That anyone can just come and see who all is a friend and in your family and I have seen that it's not the men it's the lady's not all but if you leave a comment on a nice man's page WOW lookout. For some reason who know's they get all pissy and to be honest it's a social site not a love hook up place and if that is what some need's then what a life to have. So go crow hoppin and have fun. Whatever!!!! I will be moving Sunday so i'm not sure I will be on until Monday night. So I like everyone to have a wonderful weekend.
My Stuff
They try to determine Whom I love, They say all the wrong names, And then try to set me up It is a game to them Find my love But they will never know For my love is forbidden My love does not love me This hurts me most I can not blame thee For he does not know of my love towards him Lost lost within the darkness lost beneath the light lost without your love lost in plain sight lost without a hope lost no way to cope lost A Love For All Time Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes
Stop It Now !!!!
Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. Unreasonable explanation of the injury. Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse Aggressive or withdrawn behavior. Shying away from physical contact with parents or adults. Afraid to go home.
My Musings...
Been odd the last couple days. Just felt like i've needed to delve into psychedelic things. Lot of Tool's last 2 albums (mainly Disposition/Lateralis/Reflection/Wings for Marie/10,000 Days/ Right in Two), and Timothy Leary stuff, and Hendrix. And that damn commercial for something i never see, but always hear White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. "Go ask Alice, I think she'll knooooooooooooooooooow." Oh well. Finally. A poem: Star light, star bright What wishes will thou grant tonight? Bathe me in your light Soothe me with your sight. In the dark of midnight I lay On my bed I shall stay Peering into the nether Hoping for the one day I cut my tether. Sage, and Jasmine, and Patchouli I have burned them all on this night, Allowing a glimpse of eternity To pacify my psyche Spirits to the wind And souls to the heavens! Burn your bridges And re-build them stronger! A new poem I like to call "Not Like You" I am not like you. The weight of my world is bo
Missoula, Montana
summer lightning and rainbows and fire on the mountain the sun shines in rain winter cold wet hazy air no one feels like dancing now let's all go get drunk the world was orange today all suffused with hazy glow I watched 'til it was gone left downtown, waiting a girl with a camera asked if she could take my picture asked if i was waiting for someone i said no i lied
Wandering in darkness grope, Finding not a glimpse of hope. Fingers touch to find my way, Each foot fall, my heart betrays The fear which drives me through the day. Suddenly the ground is lost, Flailing arms as body's tossed. Splashing down in crimson pool, The warm embrace is much too cruel, I curse this lowly, wretched fool. Floundering in this self made hell, Warmth increasing as I dwell, Within the confines I create, Screaming as myself berate, Giving in to this, my fate.
Down Home Squirrel Porn Blues
Roses are red, but violets aren't blue And roses aren't always red Sometimes they are yellow, or white Roses smell nice, I put some rose petals in the ashtray of my car No one smokes in there, and if they did, they could ash out the window
Disconnect Notice On The Eternal Flame
I killed a man last week I covered him in snow He made a fine snowman He's standing in my yard All the neighbors say What a great snowman When spring comes Won't they be surprised! delusion salesmen offering eternal salvation for the low low price of belief
Pain Of The Night...
Watch as this tear falls into empty space See it fall into life's nameless place Can you see the sparkle as it catches the light That sparkle once was happiness that is no longer in sight As it falls watch it, its color has changed From blue to bright red, it has a wide range There it goes all alone, it continues to fall With it, it takes the emotion, the emotion of all Wait, can you hear it? A sob has broke free Has shook the lungs cold, but yet it continues to be Here it comes, a force has been built between the eye A wall of shear water, it's now time to cry A shudder, a scream, darkness envelops your soul The darkness of the night has taken its toll
She Was Only 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade R
Ocean Lady
There is a lady who lives by the ocean, She loves it there but the connection is so much more, from the breeze to the waves she feels every motion. Having her toes in the soft warm sand is something she always did adore. She feels the animals of the sea and holds them as her own, She hears playing on the beach and creates sights for people to see, She keeps them al safe like children in her home, ensuring that there is no better place to be. She moves with this place, the people and the animals as they move with her they twist turn, ebb, and flow together. They share this bond bound by an unbreakable tether, It has always been this way and will go on until the end of forever.
Soul Mate
Strong arms, Comforting hold, Tears vanishing into cloth Pain fading to nothing Trying to draw her pain to him He whispers as she moves away Soft so only she hears, "I love you." Said with a smile, So she knows what he means Not romantically, but as friends, or siblings maybe Saying he'll be there Wether in the room, over the phone, or emotionless internet He'll be there when needed To free the pain. It's not love that makes the world go 'round It's caring for each other, unconditionally
So You All Know
just a tad annoying when you do things for someone on here over and over on multiple accounts over 3 years and they pretty much just use you its so rare when i delete someone but when they act so self centered and no-longer even bother with the pretense of being a friend i just feel i have to sigh lame this isnt a chain or some other you need to do blog type deal just a group of random facts about me that i felt like putting down i have lived in: rochester NY, bellflower ca, long beach ca, lakewood ca, huntington beach ca, costa mesa ca, fountain valley ca, oklahoma city ok, longmont co, puerto escondido mexico, cabo san lucas mexico, ensanada mexico i have been married once i have been a passenger in 18 car accidents and a driver in 5 (only one that was my fault was a 5mph one lol all the others ppl seem to hit me) i do drink and when given a choice i always pick single malt scotch my fav color is deep midnight blue my fav ice cream is chocolate when i
Married Not Blind
Married Not Blind
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This Is 1 Of My Short Stories That I Had To Get Out Of My Head After Having 1 Of Those Dreams.
I was woken up out of a dead sleep by a dream that I was having this is what came to my mind. I had to get this so I grabbed the nearest pen(marker) before I lost this. The devil came to me one night as I was contemplating my life's past, present, and possible future. True to form she told me she would give me what I wanted most if I gave something that she wanted. This perked my curiousity so I agreed. "I want your soul," she replied. "Not mine to give." I told her. "It belongs to the father in heaven." "I want your body." She said now showing less restraint in the tone of her voice. "Nor does my body belong to me but the earth from which it was sculpted." A small smirk raises from my lips while saying this. Getting aggrivated she commands that I should give her my mind. "Give me all of those fabulous thoughts you have." She snickers when saying this. "My mind is not my own for it wonders where it may may and only comes back to tell me a story or two." The smirk
1. My day is not complete without the hearing the laughter of my kids. 2. I'm spontanious,unless it involves spending money. 3. I have a really hard time falling asleep, unless I have one leg uncovered, doesn't matter which one. 4. I don't use difinate words (never, ever, always, etc...) 5. I make sure I learn something new everyday. 6. I love potato chips vs. crackers in my soup. 7. The greatest professors I've had the previledge of learning from never finished school. 8. I can't make myself crawl into an unmade bed. 9. Doing dishes, vacuuming the floor and cooking relax me. 10. I'll pass the laundry to whoever wants to do it. Action Breakin Mzbtch2u66 Cranky Coorslight
What The Fuck
Age Old Question
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."
Bubba And The Psychiatrist...
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." Who says rednecks are stupid?
Why Women Go To The Bathroom With Their Friends
SO TRUE!!!!!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occuppied. Finally a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get i to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't-so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!!!), yank down your pants and assume "the STANCE". In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken the time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so y
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I love the ocean 2) I am wiccan 3) I smoke 4) I am a little kinky 5) I like WWE Wrestling 6) I love chocolate 7) I like horror movies 8) I collect rocks 9) I love dragons 10) i want to lose 40 lbs I Tagged luTin, starwhisper, jolyn, Daddy M and Sinfully_Tormented
7 Degrees Of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" T he wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,. -:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and bu
Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond") A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ??? Well DUH! Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
Here's a new Phone Scam going on that you should be aware of involving Jury Duty: This has been verified by the FBI (their link is included below). Most of us take summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Give out any of this information and bingo; your identity just got stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma , Illinois , and Colorado This (scam) is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system. The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers a
Abstinence... Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." < >
Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
Second Hand Store
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place then on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine, 4. Leave a note on the door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jake, Duke Slim and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside....Cooter
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said,"I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Cost $45.00 Look On The Cops Face...PRICELESS For everything
Any Good Men That Are Not Gay Or Married?
Tag You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Im a 33 yr Leukemia survivor 2) Both my parents are dead 3) I had chicken pox when I was 22. 4) I love to body surf 5) I have owned only 4 cars in the 25 yrs ive been driving. 6) Im addicted to Fubar. 7) I havent had a moving violation ticket in almost 17 yrs. 8) I share the same B-Day as Barbara Striesand. 9) I had a double hernia operation when i was 7. 10) When I was in my early 20's i used to shoot out store front windows with a slingshot and slash car tires.....something Im not proud of at all. I'm going to Tag, Ms Boodie, Tinky, Vonnie, Kelly Ann, Arynmoon.......Have fun, hope to see your blogs... COUN
Well I knew it would come, but what differance does it make? Where did it go and why? Why is it still here but gone? Why does it feel good but hurt so much as well? Does it really matter anyway? Probably not, this is the way my life goes and honeslty, who cares but me, and I really don;t give a shit either. No one else gives a shit so why should I. F.T.W.
Being A Parent
Just Curious
just wondering how this thing works
Tempting Tigers!
> Meet the Tigers of Temptation! TIGERS OF TEMPATION ARE WONDERFUL MEN THAT HAVE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART AND ARE FULL OF HONESTY AND INTERGRITY...SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE YOU CAN MEET. STOP BY AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE, THEY LOVE BACK!! ♂~♠~rɮɸɅɳgҾl~♠~♂@ fubar B-randon Spirit Warrior~W.W.S. and a TIGER OF TEMPTATION@ fubar 'TOM G ĦĦR Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ@ fubar Marine23 FU-HUSBAND OF BLAKKIE@ fubar Mark ~ Tempting Tiger ~@ fubar CAVEMAN2.0 (Tempting Tigers)@ fubar ׷GM6׷@ fubar Mikey The Pіŧull МҒi Hitman & Club F.A.R. A Tempting Tiger
10 Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full
Ash's Blog
Now anyone that knows me knows i love to learn and below in another entry i was talking about another type of drug. This one was linked to that one so i decided to check it out. I think you should read this. Fact: Methamphetamine use among high school seniors more than doubled between 1990 & 1996. Fact: Women are more likely to use meth than cocaine. Fact: The average meth "cook" annually teaches ten others how to make meth. Fact: Every pound of meth produced leaves behind five to six pounds of toxic waste. Fact: Seizures of clandestine meth labs in the Midwest increased tenfold from 1995 to 1997. Fact: DEA has identified 20 Mexican meth trafficking organizations in the Midwest. Fact: Methamphetamine accounts for up to 90 percent of all drug cases in many Midwest communities. Fact: Methamphetamine kills by causing heart failure, brain damage and stroke. Fact: Methamphetamine-induced paranoia has led to numerous murders and suicides. Fact: Metha
John Clare Poetry
I am yet what I am none cares or knows; My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes- They rise and vanish in oblivion's host, Like shadows in love, frenzied, stifled throes- And yet I am, and live - like vapours tost. Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, Into the living sea of waking dreams, Where there is neither sense of life or joys, But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems; Even the dearest, that i love the best Are strange- nay, rather stranger than the rest. I long for scenes, where man hath never trod. A place where woman never smiled or wept. There to abide with my Creator God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where i lie, The grass below, above, the vaulted sky.
Long Distance Relationship
Title: long distance relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not
How Much Do You Really Want To Know?
Why did you leave? How bad could i have been? I was 6 months old Why did you carry me that long? Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? you could have aborted.... could have ended it all before it started. You chose not to. Instead I'm left living with this . Wondering,eager,doubting my own self worth. Was that your plan? Did you want to hurt me that bad? Why? What did i do? Even if it wasn't my fault.... why have i not heard from you? the only time you heard me talk was when i asked you to come see me And all you said was... "I don't drive" If you're on here I hope you find me And I hope you read this. I hope you see what I've become. I hope you regret what you've done. I hope it eats at you Like a cancer uncureable terminal I hope you're happy with the new life you have With the kids you were kind enough to keep. I will always resent you And all that you are I hope you're happy W
A Dream
A Dream I thank the Lord for creating the beauty of you. Who has shown me how your heart is so humanly true. Who is the most precious person in my life. Someone I would be honored to call my wife. I thank the Lord for giving me this chance, To wine you, and dine you with all my love and romance. Trying to express my Love for you through these words. As we fly up high on the clouds as if were birds. I want you to know how deep my Love runs for you. Yes, deep in my soul, and in my bones too. You are the most precious person in my life Someone with no doubt, I would never think twice. Who has the power to move my heart Into believing in you from the start. As though you were the sea and I am the beach, Moving my heart to depths no one else could ever reach! My love for you grows stronger day by day And I dont care what others may say. You are my life, my world, my joy And Yes my dear, I am your toy. Do with me, my love, whatever you wish Praying to God
The Forbidden Lounge
Want a little mouth watering taste of the Forbidden Fruit with me DJ Sexxy... Tonight I have upped the stakes to the 400th member to join while I am the Dj...thats from 10 pm to 1 am pacific time... The prize will be a 1 day blast plus 20k fubucks!!! I see in your eyes you wanna taste...well come on in, just click this banner here were sin never tasted so sweet....
My Dream Girl!
My Dream Girl I guess you already know of my dream girl So sweet and lovely, a precious pearl. The most Gorgeous woman I have ever seen Has some how jumped right out of my dream. But still out of reach or a single touch That forces me to beg, and pray for so much. A feeling of warmth and joy she gives With her beauty, and style, and the way she lives. I know she can sing like an Angel you see Because my dream girl has just smiled at me. Giving me joy and making me free And now I feel that shes just singing to me. A sweetheart I will never really know For she is on my screen, just for a show. I wish I knew her more intimately Dreaming of her standing right next to me. Would I melt in awe and lose my gift of words Knowing she is more precious than any dove. Fall to my knees for they grow weak Standing no more but bowing at her feet. Not able to move or even speak Yes, she has the power to make me so weak. Not because she is so fine you see But because
I think Identity is very important to humankind cause its justifies certain people and cultures cause in another sense is the clarification for identities. By educating and providing us with social, political, economical, national, religious and cultural groups, the society in general offers us a wide range of roles to adapt or achieve, and we are rewarded if we do these roles as well as possible roles of teenagers, workers, business people,politicians, priests, doctors, spouses, parents, pensioners, Italians, Greeks. The traditions, the dispositions and the country where we live;they also enables us to do certain roles. This push, sometimes subtle and gentle, sometimes blunt and insolent, forcibly imposed or voluntarily accepted, modifies our nature up to a level that we may become fully identified with the designated or a adapted role . We may even stop to notice what adaptations we have made when we are emphasizing roles, assuming that what we are doing is participatin
Go Forpoe
Take this kiss upon the brow! And in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night,or in a day, Ina vision,or in none, is it therefore the less gone! All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar of a surf-tormented shore, And i hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand- How few!yet how they creep through my fingers to the deep, While i weep-while i weep! O God!can i not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God!can i not save one from the the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?
Survey... Stolen From Pauly :)
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. When's the last time you saw me? 30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. 2. I have a thing for dark hair and eyes. 3. I hate it when people are having a chat conversation with me (even just a here and there one) and sign out without saying goodnight. 4. I eat almonds almost every day... Usually in the morning at work with coffee. 5. I'm an Ozzy freak and will bang my head anytime I hear 80's metal. 6. I was in the National Honor Society and on the Deans and Presidents list in college. 7. I'm a poet and a writer. Words on a page turn me on. 8. I am part bionic... 9. I love the mountains and camping out. 10. I'm part Jewish, Spanish, D
Warbuckle 69
restless This town holds nothing for us We should go Nowhere in particular Just go Me and you Full tank in the jeep and the open road We'll see the sights and never miss a senic turn out we can take in the beauty of all we've been missing and take time to see the unseen close your eyes see it now we can just go we can leave this town
Asian Queen
Asian Queen You are PERFECTION in my eye, yes you are I wish I could get to you my Asian Queen, but you are so far. I could love you forever, no doubt in my mind I am sorry that I am a poor man stuck back in time. If I had money right now, you would be here And if that couldnt happen, then I would be there. That is all that is holding me here is this money If I had enough I would be on a plane searching for my honey. Money is the problem, yes it always seems Keeping me from my dream girl The Asian Queen. A love I have been looking for all my life And I can't reach you and make you my wife. I want you so much I can taste you honey I can smell you but I can't get to you for the lack of money. So yes I am sorry, for my hands are tied I am so sorry that I have a tear in my eye. My mouth is watering so much, for you are so sweet I wanna lick you all over from your head to your feet. And everything in between, and yes, I do mean everything Lick you deepy in p
Secret Of A Bottle
secret of the bottle I reached for my bottle today I knew it would help Help me to forget about you First shot:It said"we don't need her" second shot"you're better off alone third and fourth"this one will get her off your mind" the fifth left your taste on my lips Next shot you were holding my hand Yet another shot and you were sittin with me laughing, smiling A few more shots and our entire relationship played out begining to end from the first kiss to the final good bye i cryed as you put me to bed I reached for my bottle today to forget about you but you were all it wanted to talk about
Dreams Of My Childhood
Michigan ..
MICHIGAN *If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that food will swim by, you might live in Michigan . *If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan . *If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan . *If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan . *If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan . *If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan . *If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan . *If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan . (Can you say Bay City!!) *If you have had a
Tag, You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to travel. 2. I served in the Air Force. 3. I've been single for about 3 yrs. 4. I made my first jump from an airplane at 17. 5. I was injured in the service. 6. I sometimes grind my teeth. 7. I once raced motorcycles. 8. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9. I have one brother. 10. I have been to almost every country in the world. I tag: ThAts HOt, SillyGirl, fallenangel, rednecklover79, Feisty Redhead
Normally I Wouldn't But......
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep walk and talk 2. I still love comic books 3. I used to have an irrational fear of mirrors (grew out of it) 4. My little brother (same mother) is white 5. I write and have been published 6. I like to combine macaroni and cheese with creamstyle corn (it's alot better than it sounds) 7. I love to cook 8. I work for one of the most visited websites in the U.S. 9. I was born a twin (Michelle was stillborn) 10. I have a brand on my right arm
Smart Woman
Woman Who Knows Her Place Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why Do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation, said, "Land Mines." MORAL OF THE STORY: B ehind every man there is a smart woman.
Prayers Going Out To.....
BABY FOUND AFTER DEVISTATION OF TORNADO CASTALIAN SPRINGS, Tenn. (Feb. 7) - At first, rescuers thought it was a doll. Then it moved. In a grassy pasture strewn with toys, splintered lumber and bricks tossed by the tornado's widespread wrath, 11-month old Kyson Stowell was lying face down in the mud, 150 yards from where his home once stood. "It looked like a baby doll," said David Harmon, a firefighter who had already combed the field once looking for survivors. Then he checked for a pulse. "He was laying there motionless ... and he took a breath of air and started crying." The field had already been combed once for survivors, and finding anyone alive seemed improbable. Hours after the storm, there was devastation everywhere: The body of the boy's mother was found in the same field, houses were wiped to concrete slabs and a brick post office was blown to bits. But except for a few scrapes, Kyson was fine. At a makeshift shelter for storm victims at Hartsville Pike C
As you guys know (if you read my profile), I don't add people who don't talk to me. If you check out my profile and rate/fan me, I try to get to everyone who does. There are a few who have slipped through the cracks and for that, I am sorry. If you visit my profile and I don't get back to you, send me a message and I will get to it. I promise. I don't always pay attention to my bar tab to see who's looked at my profile but if you have and I've not done the same, just let me know. I'm honestly not a bitch, nor do I want to seem like one. Thanks for all the rates/adds/fans that I do get...
I'm tired of everything,,,ready to give step mother and I use to have a fairly good relationship until I got with my fiance,,now she trys to be controlling and anytime I disagree with her she brings my dad into it and we end up arguing,,,through life my dad is pretty much all Ihad when it came to actual parenting besides my grandparents and I will admit I am a daddy's girl,,but it seems no my relationship with my father is slowly fading and I dont want that but I can not stand his wife she is a a church goer which doesnt bother me,,, its how fake she is that truely gets to me,,,around her church group she is this holy roller who does everything in the lords name but then when we are alone and she doesnt have anyone to inpress she is a rude, selfish, contolling know it all who treats everyone around her like shit until there is something in it for her and I finally have had all i can take of it...she has already ran to of his children off and she is tring to push me away...and i
Wtf~please Read
Im here to warn ever one on fubar about this girl! If she ask you for money to come see you, or that she love you! And wants to be with you It just a scam! Im not one of the dumb males to fall in her trap, but I know a few guys, that have sent her money and got scammed! Once she got the money, she blocks the guy from her page! Please repost and do not be a victim!!!!!!!!!! IsabellaIsabella
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All About Myself
hi every one how r you people doing today i hope that well,im about to discribe my self a little bet and what i am looking for in this new website in ok .... just like i was going to say i am a single mother of a three yr old girld and due by the end of my new baby girld by feb-march. my name is nilsa aponte and am 22 yrs old i also am a student i study for consumer skills,strait from home. i live with my parents and i love to say that i would like to meet people from around the area that i live and close by of other country close by. i also would like for those who read my profile and my blogs,to write back in any surcomstances to there for that i could give a suggestion or coment for any problems os comment that you need a solution for.....
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The Beauty Of Love
You came to me in a dream one night. I saw you cast in a brilliant light. A beauty so rare, you couldnt be real. In that very instant my heart you did steal. No distance too far, no space too wide. Nothing on earth could keep me from your side. One smile from you will illuminate any room. The sparkle in your eyes washes away my gloom. Id sacrifice a lifetime for just one moment with you. To feel your love, there is nothing i wont do. I will gladly give my life, if it means preserving yours. A lifetime in your prescence is worth a thousand wars. My heart and soul are yours for as long as I may live. My unconditional love, support, and respect, Ill always give. My world without you would be lonely, empty and bleak. With you at a distance my weaping heart grows weak. With you in my heart my eyes are blind to all others. I long to see you as a beloved wife and mother.
All About Me Self
The Abscence Of Beauty
She walked out of my life, it feels so long ago. My head tells me to move on, but my heart and soul scream no! They say time can heal our woulds and eliminate our pain. But this disease is terminal and will forever remain. I try a little more each day to forget and erase my past, But this beauty's memory haunts me. It seems it was meant to last. Everything i see or hear reminds me of what we shared. Nothing will let me forget her, I feel so alone and scared. I still smell her on my pillow, and reach for her in our empty bed. She was my one and only true love, without her inside in dead. The space between us pains me, I search for any positive sign. I pray to God Almighty to once again make her mine. Sitting by the telephone, all alone with my pain. Wishing for a glimmer of hope, will nothing stop this rain? Id give up anything to feel her, to hold her one last time! I will not stop loving or waiting for those same stars to re-align!
Tag You're It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (you're it) and to read your blog for instructions. You can't tag a person who has tagged you. Since you can't re-tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see the answers! HMMMM what 10 am I willing to reveal about myself??? 1.) I have learned that looking for a job at '40' really sucks. 2.) I am a very trusting person, until you break that trust. 3.) You can't undo the past so don't let it undo you. 4.) I have a twisted side. 5.) I am a model railroad nut. 6.) I don't sweat the small stuff. 7.) I love summer time. 8.) Baseball is life..LOL. 9.) I like meeting people 10.) IF you met me on the ballfield you wouldn't like me...GAME FACE...LOL Who am I taggin?? Texas Twister aka Texas Harleybabe
Another New Beginning
There was a time in my life when all i wanted was her. I would have sold my soul to keep her, of that i was sure. She was a fantasy made real, that was best left unfulfilled. In time like a cancer, my heart and soul she killed. Wrapped up in her web, believing every lie. I had become a shadow, the real me began to die. My smile had disappeared and the twinkle in my eye began to fade. She took away my laughter, at her whim a puppet I was made. My friends and family watched helplessly as the man they once knew changed. Even after she was gone my twisted soul became more deranged! I tried to find my zest for life, yet it seemed forever gone. I put new peices in the puzzle, but no woman lasted long. Til one night the whiskey was talking and I saw a new fantasy across a smokey bar! I was there to drown my sorrows, never knowing she began to heal my scars! I packed away my fears and put on my best cocky smile. As i slowly approached her my thoughts escaped me for awhile. The
The Burning Question
There is no cure for whats killing me, and the parts that are broken can never be repaired. I hate so much that I cannot feel love, and sometimes I think that I dont want to! Or does such a thing even exist? Is love something invented by cruel people to make me feel empty and alone? Sometimes at night as i lay awake painful thoughts enter my head, thoughts of anger, revenge and death. At times I think my only reason to live, is to attain retribution on those who have hurt me. To make everyone pay for my pain, and force them to realize that I have become their "ideal" I dont want to be like them, in turn I want them to be like me! After years of conforming to their idea of "normal", I have realized there is no "normal" I feel as if Im being betrayed, by those who call me their friend. Falsely smiling in my presence, but all the while plotting my demise! When I enter the room kind words drip from their lying mouths like honey, yet as i exit those same mouths spew forth a poisi
Death Of A Future
Why is it so difficult to accept people for who they are, and not what they are or might become? Why can't we see that the only true beauty in the world is what is different in each of us, and who we are inside? Its people like "you" who make this world such and ugly brutal place. Beautiful people who make the weak long for acceptance and will do anything to attain it! I must confess I was once a lamb being led to slaughter. Blinded by the desire to fit in and just be like "you". But now Ive broken my chains, and have become the man you all fear! I frighten you because you cannot control or contain me with your idea of "normalcy". I am different and I am not ashamed of it, instead i embrace it! That is why I am an individual, and that is what gives me hope! You spend your time making sure you fit in, and trying no to be ugly. But all the while inside you are rotting, decaying, and ultimately dying! Its ok spend your time condeming me and those like me. Because while you ar
The Journey
Life is short, life is fleeting. It can pass us by in an instant. Leaving us wondering where the years went and how we lost ourselves. One day we are laughing children, with hearts full of wonder and joy. In the blink of an eye we become caulous adults, with souls full of doubt, and fear. Time escapes us with such harsh, uncaring ease. Our bodies weaken and betray us, our memories slowly start to fade. Youthful exhuberance is soon replaced with grown-up regrets. What if I had done that? What if I had told her this? Would things have turned out differntly? Or would we still be where were at? Those are questions that can't be answered, and that never should be asked! For our past decisions shape us, and make us who we are. The slightest of choices, leave their mark on the road maps to our souls. Every single expecience, every pain, every joy, every love, and everyone. They all add to the fabric of or being and leave a peice behind. Our time here is brief. We know not when G
A Mile In My Boots
Every day a struggle, every moment I feel pain. The cold and snow taunts me, and I ache when it rains! I remember my youth, when I could do it all. Nothing use to phase me, nothing made me fall. While my body was strong, my spirit was weak. I was pushed around and picked on because I was timid and meek. As time went on life changed me, I grew a thicker skin. I could'nt let them hurt me, I would'nt let them win! I changed how people saw me, and how i saw myself. I became the man I am now, and put the old one on a shelf. Tattoos and rings, forever mark my flesh. They make others see the real me, and help my life to mesh. Memories of what I've done and where my life has been. Reminders of what not to do, and where to never go again! Each one part of my history, telling stories from my past. Opening up others eyes, to the man they once labeled as an outcast. My apperance has been altered, the look outside has changed. The inner me is still here, feeling lonely and deranged
No Surrender
Twenty nine years, of blood, sweat, and tears. I've won and I've lost, and I've faced many fears. I walked a lonely road, to get me where I am. No one beside me, no one to hold my hand. I've lived out some dreams, and some fantasies too. I've seen and done things, I thought I'd never do! I've had my heart broken, and I've felt my heart soar. I've loved, and I've laughed, and I've made a mighty roar! I left my mark, on those that I love. A place in their heart, where I fit like a glove. I've been knocked down, oh so many many times. I always get back up, and and give the devil back his dime! It's the fighter held within me, a spirit that just won't die! No matter how you hurt me, I'll look you eye to eye. Call me your names, and spit in my face. Nothing can stop me, no one can take my place! I fight like a champion, a winner indeed. This warrior does'nt follow, instead he take the lead! I hurt like we all do, but I'm different than most. I was made t
A Long Walk Home
My past is rittled with many mis-deeds. Times when I followed, but should've taken the lead. I did all I could to fit societies mould. I lied to myself to be part of the fold. Nothing seemed to matter, I never did quite fit. My so-called peers still shuned me and treated my like shit! I was too much of this, or not enough of that. They stoned me for being skinny, and again when I was fat. A target for riducule, and the butt of every joke. No one would be-friend me, they rolled away like smoke. I had only my family, they took good care of me. I always had their love, when no one else could be. The skinny runt grew bigger, and more calous by the day. But even size did'nt stop them, they still would'nt let me play. I met some fellow outcasts, and we bonded like a glue. Their friendship helped to shape me, and helped to get me through. Although I had their acceptance, I still could'nt win the crowd. In time I just stopped trying, I did'nt care what was allo
Judging The Unknown
Who are you to judge me? Who are you to label me inferior? You sit atop your throne, acting mighty and superior! Your mouth is a poison, a useless pit of disease! You're pathetic and you're weak. You'd do anything to please. You try to satisfy the perfect, the pretty, and the fake. Ignoring what is real, you slither like a snake! Caring for no one, besides your precious self. Condeming what is different, is bad for all our health! You are nothing special, you're just like all the rest! A child. A mimmick. A carbon copy in the nest. You are not you own person, you're just trying to fit in! You know nothing of the real world, you wallow in your sin! When you look at people, you don't see whats held inside. You see the clothes, the looks, the facade, and the rest you try to hide. You don't care who you hurt, with your belly full of lies. You spew forth your poison, and wish that I would die. Your kind will never stop me, never even slow my roll. I made of
A Dark Place
Come and play a game with me. Come step into my world. A place where pain and sorrow are my only constant companion. A world where nothing is as it seems and everything falls apart. In my world it is dark and cold, and no one can lend a hand. In my own personal hell you are given many gifts, only to have them taken away. Like a child being punished for a mis deed they take away what you hold most dear. Happiness and love are stolen away and made to disappear. Peace of mind and comfort are hidden from my view. I hear the voices trying to soothe the savage beast that I have become. Their words fall on deaf and defiant ears. I hear only the beating of my own heart. A beating which slows by the hour. As time ticks by so do the seconds on my fragile sanity. Alone in my torment, alone with my pain, alone wallowing in my confusion. Could anything hurt more, than what has been taken from me? Take my arms, take my legs, these are things modern medicine can replace. When love is
A Glimpse From A Far
You came to me, like a dream one night. I saw you standing, In a brilliant light. Your beauty was blinding, as real as can be. I long to be near you, to feel you touch me. My heart skips beats, as I read your sweet words. My mind races, thoughts fly like a million birds. As the days go by, I long for you more and more. So eager to hold you, you make my heart soar! The beauty outside, only matched by what's within. Your heart is so loving, your heart I must win! Though the space between us pains me, I won't give up the fight. I want to be the man to save you, to make all the wrong things right. Erase the pain of your past, one memory at a time. Replace them love, as we walk life's long line. Hold your hand through tough times, kiss away all your tears. Carry you through rough waters, and destroy all your fears. To taste you sweet lips, I would suffer any pain. To wrap my arms around you, I would even stop the rain. I crave your scent, and the softness
Healing The Wounds
Where am I? How did I get here? Who am I? What is it that I fear? Why am I alone again, in this world of hurt and pain? I thought that I had found the one, who would shelter me from the rain. I thought she was so perfect, I though she loved me true. The story is so twisted now, and this is why I'm blue. She told me that I was her one true love, no one could replace. Now I hear a different tale, and it leaves a bitter taste. I could not live up to, the one she left behind. In the end she left me, in hopes of him to find. I did my best to please her, to bring her peace and joy. She left me low and empty, cast aside like a broken toy. I feel alone and used up, like a bulb thats lost its glow. No more reason to shine on, no more reason say go. It never mattered how I loved her, never mattered how much I cared. I could never fill another's shoes, I don't know why I dared. For her I changed the man I was, a man I loved to be. I gave her everything I had, thou
The War Machine Keeps Rolling
The world around me is crumbling, yet somehow I stand strong. The ground beneath me trembles, as I walk this path so long. It isn't always easy to look danger in it's face. All I can do is accept it, and never slow my pace. Challenges and tragedies will rear their ugly heads. The beast inside me craves them, for they are how he's fed. He chews them up and spits them out, one mountain at a time. No matter how high life may pile them, right to the top I'll climb. Broken bones and broken hearts, can't hold me down for long. I am a war machine, I sing my fighting song! Strength, determination, merciless, forever! My battle cry is truth, there's no such thing as never! The world may try to break me, and spit into my face. None of it will phase me, or distract me from the race. I swim the blackened waters, like a lonely shark at sea. Even with friends around, at times it feels like it's just me. Alone inside my own head, the demons start to fly. My only true
A Life Lost
A battle waged. A war fought valiantly, yet still lost. What is this life? Why must she pay this cost? Questions without answers, not even a whisper in reply. Why must evil survive, when the truly good must die? Anger boils up inside me. Hatred begins to grow. Hatred for the disease, and for the things I do not know. Anger at the powers that, allow her to suffer so. Anger because I can't save her, and I cannot let her go. Prayers go unanswered, and leave me feeling hollow. Why won't he save his child? It's a bitter pill to swallow! It's not for me to question, or to know the reasons why. His motives are a mystery, yet I still have to try! Angels are taken for granted every second of the day. The one sent to me, I treasure. I beg him to let her stay! Our life is but an instant, in the broader spectrum of time. Hold on to every minute, to regret is an unforgivable crime. I value every time I hear her voice, every word she speaks. I fight along beside her,
I am loosing my paitence with school. It is taking to long to get my degree and I am getting very discouraged. This sucks.
It is cold today Indeed the rain is falling and I am alone. Thoughts of life and love, meaningless to anyone but myself. I am alone. They watch me, their eyes not knowing, knowing nothing of what they see. I am but another creature, alone. They scurry on the surface, unaware, unaware of the life below when you are alone. Loneliness, not a burden nor a sorrow, but a time of solace, of deepness never to be shared, never to be understood. They can never reach the place where I am And I know I will never reach the place where they are. I know I don't want to reach that place. True happiness is here, unmisted. Unmisted by smiles or laughter, unmisted by the joys of company. To find true happiness, to know if one is truly happy, he must be happy alone. Have you ever just wanted to die?
The Cut That Never Heals
No answers, no hints, no hope, only questions fill my mind. Sorrow and confusion, are the only things I find. Lost inside a world, that I do not know. Where to turn? Which way do I go? Is there an exit? Does an escape exist? How do I get out? Why does the pain persist? How do you save someone, who doesn't want to be helped? Do you let them suffer, or do you rescue them for yourself? Letting go is always hard, but worse when death comes knocking. I hear the reaper lurking, I can see the bastard stalking! He calls her name, as I hold on tight. I won't let go. All I know is to fight! Words lose meaning, and feelings start to blur. Thoughts become clouded, as the end begins to stir. A wall to my left, a mountain to my right. A battlefield behind me. The smoke, it blocks my sight. Drowning is a sea of sadness, reaching for the shore. I look for her beside me, is she lost for evermore? I pray to take away her pain, to make it all my own. God doesn't seem
Tag Bitch!bitch !bitch!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am adopted by my grandparents. 2. I can move my ears without moving anything else. 3. I've been single for about 3 1/2 yrs. 4. I had a c-section with my son because was breach. 5. My son was born on the 4th of July. 6. I was born without one of my teeth. 7. I like to play in the snow. 8. I drive an 05 Chevy Cavalier. 9. I have one real sister. 10. I really don't know what to put here.... I tag: Wile E, Mina Bloody Kisses, me me me, DJ Mac, mrmuzakman
A Thousand Hells
A tear forms in the corner of my eye.From a pain no longer held inside.It slips and slides its way down my skin.From across my lips to the bottom of my chin. Then into the wind on a cold Winter day.To rest in the snow and dig its own grave.The Spring melts the snow and that tear insidePrepares itself for one more ride. As a river, a lake, or even an oceanThat tear becomes an emotion in motion'Til the emptiest cloud drinks its fill of pain.And cries to the world in the form of rain. Frantic people all run for cover.But not myself, I was born to suffer.And there I stand seeking death's embrace.And that tear finds its way back onto my face. I would crawl through ten thousand hells for just one taste of your lips slick with desire because I know that the heat of you shimmers with my name
Blah Blah Blah
im feeling so empty today with nothing to do but think. the sadness rushes through my mind and my body. loneliness over comes me and i wait to see you and feel you. your touch your kisses. im drained and tired i lay down but cant sleep. i watch television but am not interested and feel distracted. will you be there when i need you the most? but i think i always feel a need for you with your words and and your soothing touch. you know me more than anyone else sometimes more than i know myself. when you know what im thinking its a gift from you to me. i change my mind in the moment to remember that i love you and dont need anything or anyone else. i need to know youre there always and forever my heart is bleeding for you my love that i have for you i feel like crying, laughing , smiling, my palms get sweaty, and i get nervous i watch you with every move you make and feel warm and tingly again inside. now i can sleep that you are here and i can hear you sweet voice and feel your touch. th
Multiple Sclerosis Survivor
You may be wondering why i made this blog but many people dont know i have multiple AKA M.S and the people who do know i have it ask me what it is and how did find out you had it and so many Q about so i hope this helps and if not im open for Q . Multiple sclerosis or MS is a disease that affects the brain and spinal cord resulting in loss of muscle control, vision, balance, and sensation (such as numbness). With MS, the nerves of the brain and spinal cord are damaged by one's own immune system. Thus, the condition is called an autoimmune disease. Autoimmune diseases are those whereby the body's immune system, which normally targets and destroys substances foreign to the body such as bacteria, mistakenly attacks normal tissues. In MS, the immune system attacks the brain and spinal cord, the two components of the central nervous system. Other autoimmune diseases include lupus and rheumatoid arthritis. The central nervous system is made up of nerves that act as the body's mess
This is for friends and fans. Where are you???? You never drop by to say Hello!!! Drop by more I miss you all you all mean alott to me.I LOVE YOU ALL. Misty Friends I love my friends and fans. You all mean so much to me, I LOVE you all. So if I do not say Hello it does not mean that I forgot about you.I HAVE not. May those who love us,love us And who don't love us, May god turn their hearts, And if he doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we may know theam by their limping!!!!! To Kristy where are you hiding??? You are just being mean, and you are playing games with his heart. At least you could call him and tell him how you really feel. Do not break his heart. Stop playing games. Love is something you should not mess with. Do the right thing. From: Someone who cares. Misty
Please Repost
i am leaving Fubar, its not my cup of tea anymore...this is nothing but a big joke as i see it, so, can someone please tell me how to donate my points and fubucks? i might just give it to of luck to all of you.....Max It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." John
Words To Live By
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up, and don't give in. Enjoy life today; yesterday is gone, and tomorrow may never come Family and friends are hidden treasures. Seek them out and enjoy their riches. Give more than you planned to give. Hang on to your dreams. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Just do it! Keep on trying. No matter how hard it seems, it will get easier. Love yourself first, and most. Make it happen. Never lie, cheat or steal. Always strike a fair deal. Open your eyes, and see things as they really are. Practice makes perfect. Quitters never win, and winners never quit. Read, study and learn about everything important in your life. Stop procrastinating. Take control of your own destiny. Understand yourself in order to better understand others. Visualize it. Want it more than anything. Accelerate your efforts. You are unique of all Nature's creations. N
Se7en Sins Members
ENVY Like greed, envy is characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy desire something that someone else has which they perceive themselves as lacking. Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs." Dante's concept of envy is roughly equivalent to the meaning of the German word "schadenfreude," or to delight in the misfortune of others. In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes sewn shut with wire, because they have gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low. Thomas Aquinas described Envy as "sorrow for another's good". Lisa (Leader of the SouthernSexSymbols-Envy of Se7enSins & Maxima to the JLM)@ fubar PRIDE In almost every list pride (or vanity) is considered the original and most serious of the
Real Men Of Genius
Hey guys Im gonna take some time off of fubar....if u want to talk to me ull have to get me on yahoo....princess.lisa1 other wise I should be back.....Lisa
Friend's That Aren't
friends love drama friends like it when guys call them momma friends have shit to talk friends have a fake walk friends lie friends cry friends say they love you friends though really hate you friends think they're the shit friends always have a fit friends act 10 feet tall friends are not your friends at all
Project X - Cars' @ 100 Mpg -- 2009 Models
from site link: ********************************** Project 'X' Cars The Automotive X PRIZE is offering millions for a 100-mpg car, but it will take more than high mileage to claim it. By Jacob Gordon of The Al from FuelVapor Technologies runs on fumes and goes 0-60 in under five seconds. In 2009 carmakers from around the world will go head-to-head in a race to prove they can deliver a 100-mpg car. Big names and hopeful hacks alike will have to show that their vehicles are not only economical and green, but economically realistic and practical. "Our competition is not about concept vehicles. Our competition is not about science experiments," says Don Foley, the senior director of the Automotive X PRIZE (AXP for short). The race is about proving to the world that ultra-efficient cars are not only possible, but safe, affordable, and desirable for mainstream Americans. T
My Thoughts
My 2 Cents....
Come one, come all! You no longer have to hide amonst the shadows! Whether you're a vampire, or just pigmentally challenged.....Come rock out in a lounge that matters!! We can't wait to see what you taste like. We've been waiting for you!!
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Trapped (1991)
No space around me Stifling walls Closing off my view Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dreams Memory stirs Pain wells up Trapping me again Nowhere to go But inside myself Devoid of any aim Too scared to move Barriers raised Hearts freedom restrained Tentative Withdrawing hand Fear of hurt again Thick breath and clouds Within my head Oppressive atmosphere Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dream Jerry 6/30/91
Never Look Back
Heartless Love Heartless statues, Dauntless cowards Sunshine darkens my empty, Bruised soul Silence echoes off the wall Desireless passion and cruel love, Run away from fear, Fly like a black dove. Resentful anger makes you crave What you can't own.
Lost Longing
In this heartless creation It is hard to understand Why some souls choose to wander Forgetting Yet I am lost without wandering My love is a ghost Ancient - with wisdom Vital - with tears Not able to move on Unable to let go It's hard to remember a love You don't recognize in this life Yet the memory is without thought Agony - without knowledge This love - is without mercy Passing through eternity Life to the next Forever searching In a labyrinth of whispers For a blissful love Lost Longing for the touch I'll sense when I feel Whispering to my heart Comforting this stoned soul Our love burns within me But I am lost in the shadows This entity of dreams Forever killing me I believe this love is eternal The flame will not relinquish Forever circling me The very matter of my existence But for now I simply breath Awaiting your rescue Music - bonding our souls Pain - stirring the memories While silence shouts out this melody
The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. Tis some visitor, I muttered, tapping at my chamber door Only this and nothing more. Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrowsorrow for the lost Lenore For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled mefilled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; This
No Name For It Want To Name It
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.
Eenie Meenie Minee Moe
has anyone ever actually tried to do this? :D personally, and I will be dead honest here (otherwise I might just plain be dead, lol), I would not have the balls to try. just think, a tiger has how many toes? 20? You catch one, you still have nineteen more to worry about, PLUS its teeth, lol... Nope, I would not have the balls to even try it :D
Kids Say The Darndest Things
So today was day two in carrying out the lesson plan I made for Geometry (which I'm teaching to the fourth grade class I'm assigned to. Basically I'm having the students make short skits using the geometry terms in groups of three or four. One of the groups was having trouble deciding what to do so I started spouting off possible scenarious they could try. They decided they liked the idea of a game show. They quickly set to work on creating what they thought would be a good cross between funny and informational. I was relieved since these three students did not originally want to work together. Well, they began thinking that two of them would be contestants on the show and one of them would be the host. Well, the little boy that wanted to be the host is one of our students who loves to be funny and silly and creative...he felt that the only girl in the group should be the "nerd" that knew all the answers and the other boy in the group should be the "cool homie." The three deb
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Please Read My Name
Just posting a real quick comment. I log onto this site MAYBE EVERY 3-4 months. I am not a real active member, THAT is why I have it right on the front, that I will not be online-this site-that much. I know some of you are on Wildkats train, and just approved you, but seriously guys, if you are just requesting for the Trains, or want more #'s on your page. I would suggest NOT requesting a friend add right now...I don't hang out here. If you want to chat when I am online...and that's not is azure_eyed_blonde or you can find me on Facebook. Later, Deb
My Weary Soul
Though I try I cannot speak For in your presence I am weak I search for words I cannot find It seems as though Ive lost my mind I feel the shame I cannot bear As I am trapped beneath your stare Your eyes see deep within my heart I feel you rip my soul apart The darkness surges through my veins As I still wear your hellish reigns You act as if Im just a toy Convincing me I must destroy My life pours out like desert sands While I am gripped inside your hands Theres nothing I can say or do Ill never get away from you Yet still I try and still I fight Ever searching for the light Id dare to say that I am blessed If I could simply find some rest
To My So Called "friends"
this goes out to ev1, friends and family. im not here for popularity, or here to have fun and joke around, and yes i do speak my mind, so if you all dont like it......delete me now and i have 2 words on your way out.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
My Poetry! Yay!
i thought of you in the night my love, and the urge to explore my own playground, grew more unbareable when i remeber your gentle strokes i crave like a cat in heat, when i imagine your body up against mine, and i began to wonder if you remember the light scratches upon your back? do you remember the pleasent filled moans outside your ear? or how about my tonge and kisses up and down your neck? i'll tell you what i remember my love, i remebered a lovely pain that filled my warmest space yes, u have become my greatest most pleasurable sin in other words my sweetest temptation ur "experience" makes me want to give you all that u could ever want anyway that u should want it. i want to follow u into a sea of exstacy i apologize if this may be to much, but u gave me hard question, and now in return, i give you my wet answer :) FOR ALL LOVERS WHO LOVE REAL LOVE. (THAT MEANS US BABY). HAVE A PEACFUL DAY i LOST THE INNOSENCE IN MY EYES ALONG TIME AGO. I CAN ALMOST PIN POIN
Diary Of A Snow Shoveler Hahaha
December 8 -- 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be aw
Weekend Warrior
Well this Fri - Sun. I'll be gone for reserve training. As always, much love to my friends, and hope you have a good one. I'll be back Mon. after some rest to catch up with everyone and cruise Mummland. Until then, Sil And to any Marine, or spouse of reading this SEMPER FI
By Me Drinkz
Mii curfew waz da street liitez... Mii parentz diidn't call mii cell, daii yelld 4 me... ii playd outsiide wiit friiendz, not onliine... iif ii diidn't eat wat mom cookd, den ii diidn't eat... Saniitiizer diidn't exiist, but u get ur mouth washd out wiit soap 4 cursiin... ii rode a bike witout a helmet... Getn diirty waz ok, n neiighborz cared az much az ur parentz diid...♥ Mii curfew waz da street liitez... Mii parentz diidn't call mii cell, daii yelld 4 me... ii playd outsiide wiit friiendz, not onliine...
You will never know me unless you know me. I am not sheltered or fortunate. I have led a complicated life that most can not relate to. Do you want to get to know me?
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"
I Am A Geek, But This Rocks!
The coolest thing happened to me on the ride home from work today. I was tooling down I-94, through Dearborn, when the song "I am Proud To Be an American" came on the radio. It had been a long damn day, and that was the picker-upper that I needed. So me being the cute one that I am, I started singing at the TOP OF MY LUNGS! Now, Dearborn is a Predominantly Arab area, and here I am screaming I am Proud To be an American! they all looked really funny at me as they passed by, but here is the kicker.... A car full of people from Louisiana were side by side with me on the freeway, and all 4 of them were singing it too!They laughed when they saw me mouthing the words, and it was a great moment! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Thanks for!
Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate getting my face wet except when i am taking a shower. 2. I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. 3. I've never been on a real vacation (somewhere hot). 4. I have 3 siblings, one younger half brother, a older half brother and a older sister. 5. I lost my virginity at 16 years old. 6. I eat raw hot dogs. 7. I have had major heart surgery when i was 17 years old to fix a hole in my heart and to patch a valve that didn't close. 8. I have been clinically dead for 4 hours (when i had my heart surgery.) 9. I have to eat sunflower seeds when i read a book. 10. I am a fubar addict. I tag Man
ALEXANDRIAN WICCA: Founded by Alex Sanders in England. Alex claimed to have been initiated as a Hereditary Witch by his grandmother, when he was seven years old in 1933, but critics claim many Alexandrian rituals are almost identical to Gardnerian ones, with a little more emphasis on ceremonial magic. The tradition\'s rituals, while basically Gardnerian, are modified with many Judeo-Christian and Ceremonial Magick elements. Covens work skyclad. The eight Sabbats are observed and the Goddess and God are revered. Alexandrian Wiccans are considered to be Traditional Witches who trace their line of initiatory descent from Alex and Maxine Sanders, through a line of Alexandrian High Priests and High Priestesses, according to the Alexandrian Book of Shadows, and who practice the Alexandrian Tradition of Wicca. ALGARD WICCA: Mary Nesnick, an American who was initiated into both Gardnerian and Alexandrian traditions, combined them in 1972 and created a new tradition called Algard. AMERICA
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Photo Effects
Have you seen these photo effects? Ever thought hey I want one of those...well here is your chance! I will make which ever one you want for just $1000 fubucks each! Go here to see the different effects you can choose from: And decide which #effect you want and fupal the fubucks to me with the number of effect you want and a link to the photo you want me to use. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I WILL NOW OFFER FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO SEND THE 1000 FUBUCKS...FOR EVERY 100 OF MY PHOTOS THAT YOU RATE A 10 I WILL MAKE YOU ONE PHOTO EFFECT FOR FREE! OR IF YOU RATE 100 PHOTOS 11 I WILL MAKE YOU TWO! WHEN YOU FINISH RATING FOR EFFECTS SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH THE LINK(
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The Dream
hey all I am up for auction at 504 bourbon street. I am offering a lot here is the list. Rate all pics 11's 3 SFW salutes a daily profile comment, an Audio Drop saying I am owned by .......... Added to Family while owned 5 morphs 2 big pimpin gifts 5 regular gifts daily and I will keep you shitfaced while owned if bids go over 6 month VIP I will add more as of right now high bid is a 30 day blast so come check me out and good luck to all of you Her dark hair flowing gently over her shoulders, Her beautiful browns eyes sparkle in the light, Her lips glistening as she smiles at me, Her teeth so beautifully white, She gently caresses my cheek with her soft hands, As she leans in to kiss my awaiting lips, I gently lean in to accept her tasty kiss, As I caringly put my hands on her hips, She whispers to me quietly I love you, As she starts to shiver to my touch, I move closer to her ear and reply, I love you too, so very much, As we lie there in a tig
Copperheads' Djs
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Doctors!! :(
Hey Everyone... Yesterday and today, most of you saw that my status was sick and doctors... as most of you know, I don't get sick often. I get migraines, but not sick. Well, on Wednesday, I had a siezure on Wednesday. I am scheduled for a CT Scan Friday afternoon and off to see a Neurologist next week. I may not be at the computer much over the next few days. Staring at the monitor hurts my head and I have been sleeping a lot. Please be patient with me if I don't respond to Shouts... send a PM instead please. :) I will keep everyone informed on whats going on. With Love To All... *~AngL~*@ fubar Ok. I just got home from my appointment with the Neurologist. Man let me tell ya, the anxiety of this appointment was to say the least, overwhelming. My Blood Pressure was 175/110 the first time, and then the second time 158/108. Can we tell I was nervous? Well, speaking with the Neurologist, he diagnosed me with Seizure Disorder. He also told me that I have NO dri
The Mortgage Manager
It's not too often that a true win/win deal comes around, so when it does... I want to make sure you know about it. So what's the deal? I thought you'd never ask because this is a one-time opportunity for you to get .... 2 Bonuses Included: Bonus #1: Your choice of floppy disk or CD. Having a mortgage program ($395.00 value) that costs so little and saves you so much.......... Bonus #2: Free mortgage analysis. If you don't have a computer, the service is done for very little cash. If you're wondering just how great this deal is, have a look at what a well known newspaper has said about Mortgage Manager ... The Wall Street Journal writes "A $70,000.00 mortgage at 10.5% annual interest produces savings of $60,000.00 when repaid on a bi-weekly schedule." What would you do with the Mortgage Manager? How About... * No refinancing * No home appraisel * No credit reports * No closing costs * No change of lender * No change to your current mortgage agreement
The Distance
The Distance They say love can stand the test of time, There is nothing that two people cannot over come, A great love will never parish, Distance is an obstacle that is too great for some, Even though our love is only new, And the distance between us is great, There is a feeling inside my heart, A feeling that makes two hearts come together as one, I have no doubt in my mind, And no reason for rear, I know someday soon, My love will be near, I lie awake each night, Thinking of only you, Knowing deep inside, That our love is true, I know we can make this work, And one day be together, For you are my heart, And I will love you forever.
Never ever sever your heart's endeavor for forever; however, never settle for the lesser level where you are never ever be upon same the level as equals. 2008Firestar Is air like a bear daring to say a prayer? 2008Firestar Does a heart bare flare to snare at life? &Copy2008Firestar
H & R Mistake Lol
So I like to goto H & R or Jackson and Hewitt to do my taxes every year, even though it's just a 1040 EZ I get the G.I. Bill for my active service and like to be careful about how that effects my income. I went to H & R Block "tax professionals" last year to do my taxes and apparently they weren't supposed to itemize my G.I. Bill, which she did anyway ..basically the tax professionals screwed up my 1040 EZ tax form. I was in there the other day and I owed 92 in taxes, which isn't bad, when she decided to review last years tax return on file, she went into a dead panic and got her supervisor who told me that they are going to have to file an ammendment to last years taxes on top of this years tax return to the tune of about 260.00 for their mistake, that they will cover the penalties, but I will owe them 53.00 for their services. Honestly folks, if they can't get a 1040 EZ tax form right, would you trust them with your mortgage? Think next year I'll goto Jackson & Hewitt.
Chance To Win A 3 Day Blast Please Read For More Info
Im accounce that im haven a contest given away a 3 day blast for all MEMBERS who goes to my profile give all 11s on my photos comments all of them adds me as there freinds and family until the the contest ends witch is will be on monday the 11th im sorry that sounds stupid but im just wanting to get more freinds on here and fans got an questions sb me
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Goodbye To Hopes And Dreams :(
Guess in life from the very moment were born were taught to believe in love ... lil did they tell us that one day u would find it and it would all be ripped away from u because of fear ...i was always taught to forgive the person u love not just anyone u love "the one " u love ... i ran into the one i know is the one for me ...but every lil mistake i do is wrong and it ends up getting me kicked out and while i know i made the mistake but isnt love supposed to conquer all? and i mean how do we know that this isnt one of gods tests to see what we do with the sit. and how can we make the best of it ... to me this person has made mistakes which have led me to have feelings that i just had to try and prove wrong in any other time i wouldnt forget but with him i feel he is my true soul mate and my dumbass can still see it all workin out ...ive never been one to keep the faith as strongly as i am now and have never really seen or felt it the way i do now guess it takes mistakes to see it
the meaning of my name revolution...revolution its time for a social revolution no not a government take over but a revolution of how we think..its time for us not as a race, not as a gender, not as a generation, but as a people, young, old, black, white, hispanic, middle eastern, asian, european, whatever to come together to open the minds of the ignorant masses so that we can stop the figting on our own soil its time for a fucking change and it will come wether we like it or not
Songs With Meaning
In one of those moods where I'm low, but not so low that music can't cheer me up. This is one of those songs that usually does the trick for some reason. Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking When you fall everyone stands Another day and you've had your fill of sinking With the life held in your Hands are shaking cold These hands are meant to hold Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through Move along Move along So a day when you've lost yourself completely Could be a night when your life ends Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving All the pain held in your Hands are shaking cold Your hands are mine to hold Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know you do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through Move along (Go on, go on, go on, go
My First Auction
Juggalo Mafia!!!
In An Auction
why is it that everytime i think i've found someone i can be with something gets in the way of that? this girl was/is everything i could want in another person. i give her space cause she mentioned feelings for another guy. i just dont get why i cant get out of this damn friend spot i always seem to find myself in. oh well i'm stoppin here. hey everybody i just entered an auction. plz go bid on me.
2-6-08 Dsl Not Cooperating
Ok.. so if I go bye bye its because my internet has starting blinking off again.. its warmed up out so the ground is wet again.. fookin phone company RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawR
Blog Tag
TAG YOUR IT!!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Tag is harder than it use to be :p 2. Good friends can make you smile even on the crappiest of days. 3. Closing your eyes does not make the world disappear. lol 4. Take a little time every day to see the world through the innocent eyes of the very young. 5. Words don't mean as much when you don't follow through with action. 6. There are no do-overs in life.. but who would really want to. 7. Big boobs aren't as fun as you would think. ;) 8. There are very few "have to dos" in this lifetime and sometimes you don't have to do 10 and can just get 8! ok ok :p 9. People are basically the same.. wanting accept
A Supposedly "erotic" Survey
Ive lost someone. Someone I hoped that it could go farther with. Sure Las Vegas is far away from me but, I was planning to come out there, but now there doesnt seem to be a point to that idea anymore. Sure, Im happy that she has someone now, but why not still talk to me. I thought I had found someone beyond just...well...whatever i guess. Goodbye, Ill cherish the memory of the conversations we had. I really hope your truly happy at least for the moment,but my hearts hurt by this abrupt desertion...
i'm just doing this to kill sometime so whatever i say shouldnt mean anything to you sick fucks. i am abbey i have hazel honey brown eyes that change constantly dont look too close, you'll see my soul. and inside that soul is a heart beating like a serial killer on your bathroom door. OPEN UP!!!! hah.
she lies alone. The quiet is all too deafening. It's all there is. To one side of hers the phone. Talk. To the other. The computer, chat. Neither is comforting. "It doesn't matter" she thinks. Nothing matters. Nothing ever will. Near her, all around her, is the faint scent of despair. she looks for something to hold onto. Theres nothing. Nothing. Nothing except the silence, the quiet. "I should get up." she thinks. "Whats the point?" is what follows. Her hands tremble. she wants to cry, but she can't. It's almost as if she's immune to the situation. "Stiff upper lip," she thinks "Stiff upper lip" It doesn't help Nothing seems to help. she searches for something more to hold onto. Anything. All she finds are her thoughts. They're no help. All they seem to do is make her sad. shes all alone just quick note.. say, i wont be on for couple days or so..need a break. Will check msgs..then be gone.
Rules For Lounge
Git R Done
What I Think...
I know a lot of you have opinions on rating pics, and that the tradition is that a picture either gets a rating of "10" or doesn't get rated at all. However, if that is so, then why have numbers 1-9 available for ratings? Wouldn't it simply be easier to have a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" rating system? Frankly, I think that if a particular picture is rated at less than "10" then the person who did the rating is well within his or her right to rate it as such. That said, it doesn't necessarily mean that the person being rated is unattractive, or even unattractive to the person doing the rating. It may well be that the photo is simply not 10-worthy, and for reasons other than the person IN the photo. I, personally, tend to see the tradition of "rate it a 10 or don't rate it" as, somehow, Political Correctness run amok in the world of Fubar. At any rate, I say, "be nice, but be truthful, also." Enjoy the day!
To Be Or Not To Be Shitty
Im In An Auction
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Getting Settled
So just moved into my new apartment.... sorry i havent been online much but until i get things into its place i just dont feel like i can rest... things are crazy with my mother intown also...and my kid...i missed him but wowzers hes gotten louder.... but yeah dont have alot of time to sit here just wanted to take a quick break and maybe put up an update for those who care.... i will t2yl
Im In An Auction
Dirty Joke : What Starts With An F And Ends With A K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gr
The Wait Is Still On
Dirty Joke: Dumbass Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but
Hunter_raiyne Needs Toasted!
Working on figuring this "happening" Place out. It sure looks like fun and dfinitely can get me in the mood! Haven't been on in a while. All is good. The wedding date is set for Jan 27!!! 2009
Dirty Joke: Premature Ejaculation
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,
Dirty Joke : Mommys Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
Dirty Poem : Magic Trick
Abracadabra here comes my cock it's long and it's strong and it's hard as a rock he, is a monster he has one eye he wears a helmet and likes eating pie his name is Big Willy, but you call him Dick he wears a jumpsuit so he won't get sick he pokes into pussy and plays in the dirt when he gets excited he lets out a squirt he carries a sack holding his jewels lick on them softly and Big Willy drools he pumps like a piston and loves to get wet but when I am lonely my hands all he gets ... damnit!
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Cowboys Lounge
Introducing ~*COWBOYS Lounge*~!!! Lounge for Dallas Cowboys Fans... This will NOT be a seasonal lounge!!! It will be open all year long. (Not just open during football season!!!) All football fans are welcomed to come visit tho!!! lol *CLICK LOGO BELOW to ENTER COWBOYS Lounge* ~MUSIC PROVIDED BY PIMPIN RADIO~ (repost of original by 'DJ KvDg {LaUrEn's Man} *PIMPIN Radio*' on '2008-02-07 10:52:50')
Tag Your It....
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've never ever broken a bone... 2. I have this pet peeve about children not having their shirts tucked in during the winter... 3. I hate when people walk down the wrong side of the mall.. 4. Got married and started smoking when i was 20 years old...Got divorced and quit smoking 11 years later... 5. I never close the door when in the bathroom or in bedroom, if at all possible...I dont like closed doors.. 6. Clowns scare me bigtime... 7. I love the sun, but am alergic (its a photo allergy)... 8. My first car was a Monte Carlo was huge...I paid 1000 bux cash for it..used 9. I used to dye my hair blonde for 1
Another Jealous Fu
SexyMan88: You know some of your pictures, look like you are ready to receive the money shot. ->SexyMan88: that it is SexyMan88: So be it. ->SexyMan88: d00d ur adding on SexyMan88: You're going to blog it? Geez, I thought I was a dork. You are King Dork. ->SexyMan88: I'm gonna blog this funny shit ->SexyMan88: yeah ok SexyMan88: You would be careful... But I wouldn't. ->SexyMan88: that's why I have 3 not 1 SexyMan88: And it isn't even really you personally... Just all people with pierced tongues ->SexyMan88: I'd be careful what you say ->SexyMan88: thnx SexyMan88: You look like an idiot.
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My Baby
Love ??????????
Why is it that every time I turn around I find that some female I care about is actualy treating me like a walking dildo? I keep running into this, I keep getting used and treated like shit by women when I've cared about them, tried to make them smile, tried to make them happy, done every thing to heal their pain, kissed away their tears, and driven off their fears. If a woman were to do that for a guy she would have his heart, mind, and damn near his soul! And still so many of you wonder why I say "Women are evil." so many wonder why I'm so aggressive so many wonder why I find it hard to realy trust Fuck If I'm wrong girl, you had better let me know REAL quick Because the door is looking REAL good about now, and if I go out it I'll NEVER look back
What Women Want
OK I have been single for about a year now and I am happy. I have been on a few dates in the last six months and I don't think I am bad looking. I treat a women how a women should be treated and never cross the line. I am not looking for a super model at all just someone I can get along and have fun with. We have fun on our dates go good but at the end they say had a nice time and I am sweet. But that they are looking for a man that is ruff. So my question is this, Do women women want a " BAD BOY"
Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his headIn a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,he called his doctor and told him what had happened.The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.Barack drank the concoction and said,"That tasted like bullsh*t!""It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low." 30th Annual Greater Chattanooga Darting Association Choo Choo Classic / November 8-10,2013 / Pier 2 Southern Belle Riverboat / $15,000 Steel Tip Dart Tournament / Fund Raiser for Tennessee Area IV Special Olympics Southern Belle Riverboat 201 Riverfront Pkwy, Chattanooga, TN (423) 266-4488
Tag! You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. This is my first blog here ever, lol 2. I got kicked out of Canada. 3. I can drink coffee fixed any way and enjoy it. 4. I was raised in an S.D.A. school until I was kicked out in my sophmore year. 5. Spelling is and has always been a weak point for me. Maybe it's beause I'm slightly lysdexic. 6. I love to cook for others but will rarely do it for just myself. 7. I lived in 6 different states by the time I was 12 and I do not have military parents. 8. My worst habit is procrastinating. 9. I have horrible handwriting. 10. I love to read. I Tag WCT, Rudes Slave Cherie, Satyr, Bill, Draconis
Band Stuff
For about the past 2 years, I've been a part of something really true to my heart. I've been a Metallica fan since 1982 (wow, do I feel old now) and am damn proud of the fact that I get to go out each night and play the music that has inspired, entertained, and supported me through the majority of my life... the music of METALLICA!! For the curious, the 2 videos on my profile are of WHIPLASH in action. If you dig what you see/hear, please take thetime to check us out at: METAL!!
Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 4 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ]
Tag Your It!!!!
I was Tagged by BigMule Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a 24 year old son. 2. I love the color purple. 3. I work as a management agent for 2 apt. complexes. 4. I love roses (love to have dozen purple roses) 5. Im a big fan of the Cleveland Browns. 6. Im very claustrophobic. 7. My favorite drink is sex on the beach. 8. I have never been in a limo. 9. I just had 2 total knee replacements. 10.God is the answer to all!!
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A Little Smile...
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: 1st line SAFER: 2nd line SAFEST: 3rd line ULTRA SAFE: Have some wine What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that
My Wife
It's been alil over 1 week and I think that we will make it to the death.. I love jamie so much and I will kill you if you try to take her from me again(you all know who you are) so dont even think of trying!! We are so close its unreal..... I mean I thought we were close the last time but it's alot different this time around we actually agree on shit and not argue... We have only sorta argued ounce and it feels kinda good knowing that we aren't afraid to express our feelings with out anger!!! well My name is Matt and I want all the males to know that Jamie Marie Hoffman is MINE so back the fuck off or I will find you and then....... well you get it dont you??? Jamie Marie Osborne is my other half and I Love it. She always makes me laugh and smile everytime I look at her. Ever since we got back together the first time I must admit I wasnt the man I knew I could be to her and It killed us both. We argued and fighted constantly and it was pushing us apart!! Eventually it got to much fo
Eye Pools...
Eye Pools Written By me I fell into your eyes. I can not look away. I want to stay for an infinite eternity. I fear to wake from this fantasy of pure ecstasy, For my vision of heavenly beauty, I may lose, To a new reality. If I shall lose my vision of sheer loveliness, My heart shall pain me More deeply than the heart Of a poet should Ever endure. Our meeting, Our fate, Is pure destiny. For I have never felt eyes As intense as yours. I want to speak, But I feel as if Your eyes Have read every page, Have read every note, Have read every word In my mind. The only question left is, Will you be mine?
Underwear Written By me I do not care What type Of underwear A young woman May wear. Are they A rare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Are they A spare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Do you Have a tear in Your favorite pair Of underwear? I do not care! Can you see hair Through that tear? I do not care! It is not fair, When a woman Dares to go bare. I tend to stare. I like it when A woman wears No underwear! Does she use Nair? I do not care! As long as I do not receive a scare, When it is time to share, What is under that Underwear!
Family Bulletin
RockstarBy NickelbackBest Video Codes Just a little ol Bulletin from good old Agent Smith ,each and every one of these people are really awesome people to me,so iam asking that if you get chance Fan Rate and Add each of them,you wont be let down,they are all top notch friends and family,real quality people. I would also like to thank each and every one of my fu-friends for all the fun we have on this crazy site!!!! below are all the links to the awesome people,check them all out,it will be worth it trust Agent Smith ~MAGICKME~@ fubar ŞħĐŴ {owner of NBSD}@ fubar Wonder Woman@ fubar ~Tiger~Goddess~Lady~ ~Club F.a.r.~@ fubar tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar fatz THE EVICTOR(hotties r us)@ fubar
The Kiss...
The kiss Written By ME As I look down, My vision locks upon your, Beautiful majestic brown eyes, Everything else fades away, Into one big blur. All I can see are those, Big brown eyes, Looking back at me. I lean forward, Getting close, Soo close, I can feel your breath, Upon my cheek. I pause, For just a brief moment, Just to sense your lips, Drawing closer to mine. I move in closer and closer, Until my lips caress your, Rose petal lips, Ever soo softly. We pull away, To move closer together, Our breath deepening. Our lips open more and more, As if they were awaiting permission, Permission for our tongues, To say, Yes to a dance. We pull away, To move closer and closer, Our tongues and lips, Dancing together, Caressing each other, Holding each other, Becoming more and more, Passionate with each, Embrace. Our lips, Our bodies, Our souls, Melting together, To become one With every kiss, We share, I lose a small, Piece
Sweet And Sexy
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Understanding A Womans Language! Lol
1.Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your m
Tag Youre It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm the oldest of my siblings, I have 2 sisters 2 I was a bartender / bar manger for 15 years 3 I'm a big kid when it comes to Disney movies 4 I like cooking dinners for friends 5 I once had sex in a elevator 8-P I 'm breaking the rules on who I can Tag . That's me I'm a rule breaker . lmao I , tag Em , Goddess , Phoenix, WT HRK , & Ra , Ra , Rhonda
Just Me
Great Friend !!
Friends are like shoes You can never have too many yet friends are like watches One can be plenty Friends are like the Army To serve and to protect But they are also like the Navy To whom we all respect Friends are like big dogs Loyal, fun, and true And friends are like padded bras They're very supportive of you Friends are like chocolate bars Good for the healing and sweet Friends are like Halloween candy A rare and special treat Friends are like binoculars To help keep your goals in sight Friends are also like candles When it's dark they give you light Friends are like erasers They're there for your mistakes Friends are like cereal They're more then good their great! HEY EVERYONE SUGARSPICE NEEDS OUR HELP IN LEVELING TO FU-QUEEN~ SHE HAS HELPED ALOT OF US OUT SO NOW ITS TIME TO SHOW HER THE LOVE BACK LETS MAKE HER FU QUEEN SHE IS AN AWESOME FRIEND AND SO DESERVES IT JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW By Hunter~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠
I'm A Charity Case!
The Official PebblesinAZ Sponsors If you want good friends and more fans then you NEED to add these people! I always pimp and usually offer some kind of bonus but of course, I am fu broke after spotlight. SO, here's your BONUS... ADD the following FUs and YOU WILL get love back. Fan, Rate and Add them and it will come back to you! So, let's keep the circle going! You F/A/R these FUs and private message me that you did and I will make a pimpout with you on it! Everyone repost this and keep it going! It will only benefit everyone involved! These people showed 7 million fubucks worth of luv! Help me show them how thankful I am! Look what they did to me! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! ~PURPLESKY~CO~VICE PRESIDENT OF THE INDEPENDENT FAMILY& 1 OF PONYBOY1966"s BRATS ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar Capt America@ fubar ~DJ Twiztid~Assistant Manager...DJ...Club Sizzler~~Colds Toy Boy~ ~ Fu-Owned by FreakMember@ fubar gryphon1 (promo
Because I Love You......
Hey to all of my friends and family... Just wanted to let you all know that tomorrow I am leaving on vacation for a few days. Shane and I are going to visit his parents in Florida, as well as taking a little side trip to Seaworld and Islands of Adventure. Then...when we get back, he will be flying home to pack. (Yes, I said pack! :) :) :)!!!!!) I will be making room for his "stuff" in other words, and then driving out there to meet him so that we can drive back together. We are taking that "next step" and he is moving in..YIKES...but I am so very happy!! If you don't see me around much, no worries, I am fine, and I will still be here, just not as often and only for a few weeks. I love you all!!! Have a GREAT week!! Oh, and I will say hi to Shamu from all of you! :) Lately I have been thinking alot about "online friendships". Some say they are not REAL..and for the most part, I probably will not meet most of you in the flesh. But that doesn't mean that I care
States Rights
Medical marijuana in San Francisco may be going up in smoke. In late December, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration sent letters to landlords of buildings that housed medical cannabis dispensaries in the city, telling them they face the loss of their property and possibly prison if the businesses stay open. Now, less than two months later, seven of the city's 28 dispensaries have closed or are on the verge of closing, according to medical marijuana supporters and activists. They fear more will follow. "It's like a dagger in the heart," said Wayne Justmann, a medical marijuana advocate. "We're barely holding on right now." Dispensary owners are being guarded about the closures, as they are fearful that speaking publicly will draw attention to their individual businesses and put them at greater risk. So far, the Mason Street Dispensary in the Tenderloin district has closed completely. One of the city's older dispensaries, 194 Church St. - which last year city superviso
New Credit Card Scam - Snopes.Com says this is true. See this site - Or this one: http://WWW.truthorfiction.Com/rumors/p/phishing.htm This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday fr om 'VISA', and I was called on Thursday from 'Master Card'. The scam works like this: Person calling says, 'This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Tel
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Just A Lil Bored
so ive been working alot i think today is my 1st day off in like 17 or 18 days of working in a row counting sat and suns lol... anyways i havent been on that much lately... but im pretty bored today so im sure i will be on alot!!
Contest-plz Read
There is still about another week left in this contest. I think it ends somewhere around Valentines Day. Please stop by and leave me a few comments. I know people hate these things and they're a pain in the butt. I normally don't enter contests but I am doing it to help a friend out as he is not far from leveling to become godmother (lvl 25) For those of you that have helped me so far, thank you so much. For those that haven't I'm only asking for a couple comments. Come on, you've already made it this far!! Just click on my picture below and it will take you to where the comments are needed! xoxo ~E aka "That Girl" I'm in a new contest, Please click on the picture below and leave me a few comments if you have a minute or two to spare it would be greatly appreciated! Much love ~That Girl
This Life Of Mine 16
It took me long enough! Or should I took my cellphone company long enough? I finally changed my sms texting plan to be unlimited for my whole family. Now we can text anyone we want as many times as we want for $35.00 a month! Before I was paying for separate plans and it was limited. Now I don't have to worry about my kids going over by 10,000 texts and it costing $1,000 extra a month, lol! Also, I have finally hit old. Do you know why? I have been having a hard time reading anything with my contacts in because my contacts are for distance and reading as you know, is up close. I had to break down and buy reading glasses today!!! They are cute though. They are pink. I will have to take a picture with me wearing them....maybe naked? lol Kisses Martin! ~ciao baby~ Finally a day without sick kids at home. Yipppeeee! I need a quiet day for once. Time to run a couple of errands and time to maybe exercise. I said maybe! I thought I was coming down with
My Bubba
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?I dont remember[2] You were in the car with? my sister [3] Went to the mall with?havent been[4] Person you talked on the phone with?Dont wanna remember[5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar?SataraT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?FalseQ: Been searched By Cops?very TrueQ: Been suspended from school?TrueQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?TrueQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?TrueQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?trueQ: Shot a gun?TrueQ: Donated Blood?trueWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?Fall[3] Left or
Kitty Kat Lounge
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Carbon Copy Pro Team
Carbon Copy Pro Team Are you sick of NOT MAKING money online? If you're considering a home based business and doing some research online these days. You've probably encountered the Carbon Copy Pro marketing system. The Carbon Copy Pro Team features Wealth Masters International and Jay Kubassek The group of Wealth Masters International Consultants that I contacted called themselves the 'Six Figure Wealth Team'. A few of them proved to me they earn Six Figures MONTHLY with his program (astounding) after only 2 years of growth. One unique thing I found was that this group provided me a PHONE Number, which was answered by a REAL person! The Six Figure Wealth Team has taken it a step further and have joined forces with the Six Figure Winners Team which provides a Team Site that teaches you how to market, what to say, where to advertise and 90 percent of it is done through video online training. Very Impressive! I was personally invited to a visual webinar of the team's train
Robinson Rig #11
I just finish another fishing job on Robinson Rig #11. I Just wanted to pass on to the crews of Robinson rig #11 a pat on the back. In all my years in the oilfield, NEVER EVER have I seen a rig stay as clean as this one while fishing operations were in progress. These boys on rig #11 have what a lot of rigs lack these days. PRIDE. Even though this is a older rig, a pleasure to work on. This rig is well maintained and the crews have pride in there rig which is a direct reflextion of the quaility of drillers and toolpushers they have. If a lot more roughnecks took as much pride as these boys do, instead of worrying about days off, the patch would be a lot more better. Damn good job boys, keep turning and burning! Makem Bite!! Check out the pictures of Robinson Rig #11.
My Pictures
I recently added some awesome pictures to an album marked Blood Pictures. They are NSFW and you can look if you want. I find them very sexy and erotic not only because of the blood but because of the excellent photography. Someone told me the pictures were weird and I may be a little disturbed, and that he didn't find death and suicide hot. So my question to my mummer riends who know me best, am I sick and twisted? (Damn, I so should have sent this to Ask Chantilly)
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