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Blonde Joke
Blonde calls fire department and says her house is on fire. Fireman asks "How do we get there?" Blonde replies........ Helloooo in the fucking red truck!
Anyone Can Read These :)
I posted several stash items through out the night. Most of them are Alvin and the Chipmunk videos...what can I say, I love that shit!The last 2 videos are from our Cruise video that we purchased from Carnival. The "Setting Sail" video has a couple seconds of my sons on it. I marked them in their spot and I even tell you the minute & second where the'll be in the title so you can just go right to it.The "Deck Party" video is about 10 minutes long and has a lot of me, Allison, Simon and my husband. I marked me a couple times and my husband once. Can you find me the rest of the time? I would rather you watch and comment them than to rate pictures and stuff...lolAnyway, take a look at them and tell me what you think! If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work,He blames the restaurant.If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company.If your neighbor crashes Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender
Song Of The Day
I woke up today all energized and refreshed. Feeling damn good now after being so worn out recently. Some of you may know I am a truck driver and most days are not bad, but I been on the road since December 27th so I was getting a bit burned out to say the least. Home now and got 10 days off. Well 9 now since I slept most of yesterday away.   I always have a song in my head and the song I woke up with this morning...Living la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin.   sidenote: I am not gay or bi, but DAMN Ricky Martin is a sexy motherfu... seasons are changing today an instrumental
Make Me Your Favorite Angel
Not, But Should Be...
  By the way, I've noticed that the video isn't always compatible with firefox, so use explorer.
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses... To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
Make Me Yoru Favorite Angel
Life As A Divorced Dad Sucks Thank God For My Sweety She Knows Who She Is Shes My Angel
Prepared To Die.
What I Think
why do alot of these woman put nsfw pics up then want people to buy them v i ps or bilng packs or to spend money period im here to have friends and yes admire pics i rate all i can but these woman still dont allow there private pics to be seen ?why have them ? if they add or except u as a friend they should open all there pics for free theres some of us on limited income and would love to look but im not paying to see i will just not add them thx
Things I Am Hosting
  Want a chance to win an auto 11 and a cherry bomb?  Then this contest is for you.  First you need to make a salute to me.  The salute has to include either my name or screen name.  Be creative with it since not only do you have the chance to win the auto 11 and cherry bomb BUT my personal favorite salute will also win a surprise from me.  There will be prizes for the top 3.  Yes you read that right.  3 chances for you to win a prize.The prizes:  * First place - an auto 11 AND a cherry bomb  * Second place - your choice of either an auto 11 OR a cherry bomb  * Third place - Whatever limited edition bling is available at that time   The winner will be the one with the most points.  There are 3 ways for you to receive points.  * First is rates which will count as 5 points.  * Second is comments which will count as 1 point.  * The third and final way is bling.  Each bling credit will give you 5 bonus points added to your total points (ie. If you sen
Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Make Me Your Favorite Angel
 Hello Fu friends. I just wanted to explain why I haven't been on your page spreading any love. Yesterday I dropped an 80 lb. bundle of shingles on my left big toe. I don't think it's broken, but it is bruised really bad. I have it propped up trying to get the swelling down.  As soon as I feel better I will be back on here showing the love that I get from all my friends. Have a great week. Hugs.
Check Out My Boy Delicious
The Primer Of Shadows
A friend of mine wanted to know how you can see a person as they are and I told him to look for a Honest Moment. He looked puzzled and I explained it to him... A Honest Moment is when a person is caught without any of the masks or filters they use to deal with the day-to-day throng of humanity. An example would be when a friend of his was interracting with a small child. She didn't think anyone was watching and her face relaxed and a honest smile crossed her face. As soon as she noticed that someone saw her in her moment, the mask and facade went back up. In a Honest Moment, you can see the potential of a person, their happiness and their sadness. Their rage dancing with their fears. I learned that people want others to think of them in a certain way while totally not being true to their essence of self. If you are lucky to see a person's Honest Moment, you will most definitely see what I mean. A photograph can rarely capture a Honest Moment but it does happen.      Wild Cards is a s
Samsung 500 At Texas Motor Speedway.
2:17 p.m. -- GREEN FLAG: David Reutimann leads the field to the line for the Samsung 500 at Texas Motor Speedway. Lap 1 -- LEAD CHANGE: Jeff Gordon edges Reutimann at the line in a side-by-side battle at the front. Lap 4 -- Robby Gordon gets tapped by Kurt Busch and slides up the trck but saves it and we continue under green. Lap 8 -- LEAD CHANGE: Reutimann works his way back around Gordon in Turn 3. Lap 9 -- Jeff Gordon drops to third as Kenseth gets by. Lap 13 -- Jeff Gordon reports that his car is extremely loose. Lap 16 -- Menard gets around Jeff Gordon for third. Lap 20 -- Reutimann leads Kenseth by 1.65 seconds as Stewart passes Jeff Gordon for fourth. Lap 23 -- Kasey Kahne with a big bobble coming out of Turn 4 but gets it straightened out and continues. Lap 24 -- Kurt Busch is on the move, up to 19th from 26th, while Kevin Harvick is quickly going the other way. Lap 27 -- Reutimann is already into lapped traffic. Lap 29 -- Stewart gets inside Menard for third.
The Lose Of My Friend Krissy
In 1998 /1999 Krissy was learning all about psp and how to make some of the most awesome work she could. In 2001 Krissy opened a psp site on msn but she did not have whole lot of students. Then in 2002 she set up on yahoo and started her group. With her love of the Bees and the mystery that they have she called her students the New Bees. Because everyone coming into her group was a newbie so she wanted them all to be a newbee. Learning and growing into their wings so they could fly and make some very beautiful work. I started the group about one week after she opened that first yahoo group. I had psp7 and it took Krissy a month to convince me to try psp9 and if I did not like it she would rewrite everything for me in 7. Well I loved 9 and I was thrilled with all that I was learning. Krissy stayed on my butt and would pull some unbelievable work from me. Krissy just loved to go drive around and look at them damn trees and see how she would recreate them in psp. Krissy was educated in
Own This Hottie Come Check It Out
check this hottie out to own with plenty of perks come by and show me some luv and bid on a sweetie pie to own for a month. click on the pic below to bid luvs (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-02 21:31:48') (repost of original by '~~$Badassbiatch$~1~DSC~dangerous curves' on '2009-04-03 01:03:15') (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-03 06:01:41') (repost of original by '~*BI-SEXY MOLLY*~' on '2009-04-06 05:34:32')
Ramblings And Other Such Things
Colors or Black or White?blackPink or Purple?purpleYellow or Green?greenApple or Orange?orangesFairy or Princess?princessPanda or Kangaroo?pandaAnalog or Digital?digitalCoke or Pepsi?cokeCoffee or Tea?coffeeCake or Ice Cream?ice creamMiami Dolphins or New York Jets?ICK neitherHockey or Soccer?soccerSummer or Winter Olympics?winterRollerblade or Iceskate?rollerbladeFire or Ice?fireDildo or Vibrator?vibeBeatles or Rolling Stones?BeatlesElton John or Billy Joel?Billy JoelGold or Silver?goldMetallica or Slayer?MetallicaPineapple rings or tidbits?tidbitsIn tic-tac-toe, are you the X or O?OHeads or Tails?headsSchool or Work?WorkThrow up or Diarrhea?neither thanks anywayBowling or Rollerskating?bowlingHurricane or Earthquake?hurricaneToo fat or too skinny?too fatCoffee with creamer or black?w/ or ?whateverAmazing Race or Survivor?SurvivorDomestic or Foreign car?dependsMiami Ink or L.A. Ink?L.A. InkSandals or Tennis Shoes?sneaksTwister or Connect Four?con
It's Dianas Birthday
Happy Birthday Diana
Been Missing...the Rascal Is Back!!
Hi everyone, Sorry I've not been on, but i got taken into hospital on 9th of January 08 ands this is fiorst time i've ben near a PC. Slolwy getting better and looking forward to getting discharged.   Thanks to Kerri for noticing I'd gone...big waves to cutemommy and lanny loo ( where are you gurl??)   havent got internet access wher i am so just visting internet cafes when i can...drop me a mail, buy me a drink, and i'll get back to you when i can   peace out,   andy mc..aka Tha Rascal
My Poems This Is Not For Any Particular Person
A Puzzle of a Broken Heart © By Portorican PrincessMy heart is like a whoreFor I've given it to many men.Without questions, without expectations;With only one exception:The only thing I've ever asked for;The only thing I've ever expectedWas for their love in return.But without exception, without failEach one took my heart,Crumpled it up, and threw it away.Like my love was worthless, a simple piece of trash;Something that was easily and frequently discarded.So now pieces of my heart are floating around,Like pieces of paper tumbling in the windAnd I have to gather them up.But some of them will be lost forever;Some of them I'll never be able to find again.But those pieces that I do regain,I will try to put back together with what remainsSo my fragmented heart will once again be whole.For now I realize that it isn't worthlessMy love is valuable, pricelessAnd I'm saving it for someone who will treasure it;Who will treat it like a special giftThat I've given to him and no one else.And I hop
My First Auction..
I am in my very first auction with quite a bit to offer! If u wanna make me urs for a month just go to the link below and bid your amount!! Auction Start at 50K! ~HELP ME OUT AND BID ON ME~
My Love
Our First Encounter!
Today marks the day my cousin was KILLED!! By a 19 year old boy strung out on drugs and alchol and was on some kind of TRILL... On this morning she was to meet the UNKNOWN...who would even ~X~pect this and Flashes of her life would be SHOW'N.... was asked by my Aunt to write her last WORDS.. to her daughter, these would be read and ALL would be HEARD!!How does 'ONE' even begin to write or ~X~press such SYMPATHIES....Words to be said from a Mother to her now Dead Daughter, and being my FAMILIES... So, I sat and what first come to My MIND.... What if I had to go on with leaving one of my Daughters BEHIND!!Out from the darkness the words come and just FLOWED.... It was powerful and some light shown and GLOWED!!!My cousin, her the same age as I am, was killed on this day by a 19 year old boy who had no driver's license, driving someone else's truck, hopped on drugs and who knows what else. My cousin woke this beautiful 'mourn'ing and was to only do her normal routine of a typical day and o
 Plez help in these contest have to click pics I left in comment , sorry can't seem to post them in a blog and make them clickable...tks for the help
I Guess You Could Call It Poetry But Its Just Words In Some Order
I Guess You Could Call It Poetry But Its Just Words I Some Order
standing at the edge of your bed he entered through the window watching waiting you only get 3 moves he says you heart beats rapidly picking up pace sleep isn't on your mind anymore standing at the edge of your bed in a raincoat and hat, burley and bearded. you've known him since you've created him first choice the left foot second choice you were on your arm, but you must move it to get comfortable one more he said only one. you ask what happens if i move more the 3 times? no reply. he decides to grab the chair that sits at the desk sitting down, you twitch...he doesn't realize now sitting at the edge of your bed he waits for you to fall. the next morning comes.. the chair back under the desk and the window shut. no sign of the burly bearded man you wonder. wheres Gary? IT's been too long too long I say We all are moving whether it's backwards or forward we are moving! STILL. Stay STILL. Feed me the pill. I watch everyone moving forward and a lot
Women Only Need To Read
Women Only Need To Read
I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling. > I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.> I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.> I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties". > I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.> I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or> paddles.> I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.> I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.> I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Mistress is flogging me.> I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.> I will not hide the remote from Mistress. > I will not snore while scening with Mistress.> I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.> I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress orders me to do something.> I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.> I will not starch Mistress's bra.> I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.> I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.> I will no
Dodge Charger
to day i i drove a dodge charger to the drag strip and smoked a blunt it was simple but saw some good shit and loved it      sorry thats it 4 now lol
Im Thirsty, Please Buy Me A Drink
My Life Story Part 2
Cause I Less Than Three Her.
You know when you get your body in that perfect sync of happiness? I know some of the younger people probly have no idea what the fuck I am talking about but hey you never know. ANyway back onto point have you ever had a moment in your life that just seems to be perfect. I mean trust me I know perfection can't really happen but god damn if you can't feel it. THis is how I feel now with my life probly for the first time. There's really only one real source to all of this and as with all typical love stories it started with a girl. This girl came into my life entirely by chance and at first I hadn't even noticed her to be honest. But none the less we met and talked a bit, strange isn't the way fate guides us to things we aren't even looking for. Anyway eventually we came to actually speak on the phone and I just remember from hearing her voice I could feel my heart beating like never before. It wasn't untill we got into a conversation which to most people would probly be considered stupi
To Help
Am The Carpet Man
hi to all pennsylvaina lottery players i have the sestume to the big 4 no i win and dont win i have all my tickets wear i missed buy one no all in weeks time i am willing to taech for free am trying to prove a point that it works and to healp ppl win any one interested e mail me at  hi all i like new friends come see me on facebook and myspace ok leave me friend reguest ok am looking good lady pen pals any lonly women e mail me frank does any one whant to join facebook look for me male bethlehem pa  check this out www.pasands .com any one whant to chat e mail me ill be yur pen pale on line friend just e mail me ok
My Birthday Bash!
  Copy and Paste this link if you need help finding it!!     If you are in the Canton area, please come join me to make up for the shitty birthday I had last year!         Love always, Kare  
Ms Walk
      Please take the survey below to choose who you think are THE TOP 44 PRESIDENTS!! PLEASE CLICK ON THE PRESIDENTS BELOW TO TAKE THE SURVEY!!! CLICK THE SEAL TO SEE THE RESULTS!!! PLEASE R/F/A SURVEY HOST!! THANK YOU. Diamond Dave@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY: sO FrESH _[diAMond dAveS gUrL & LuCkyChArm xo Owned By: ∑√ï£ flØMΨ@ fubar
Ok look the reason that I have been thinking about deleting my profile is because I have more important things to do then sit on the computer and chat with people that I will most likely never meet.  You guys have been great and you guys are awesome.  I just want to spend time with my daughter.  I have realised that there are more important things in life than being on the computer all day long.  I am also fed up with all the bullsh*t that has happened because of this site.  I will most likely not delete my profile but don't get mad at me for not being on as much as I used to be.  Also I am going back to a ship and I just don't have the time to be on here all the time.  I will be on every now and then.  If you catch me while I am on hit me up and I will talk to you!!!!  Just thought that I would let everyone know what was going on!!!!! For all future people that visit my page and to all of my old friends....I am deleting my NSFW for personal reasons!!!  Do not ask why I have deleted th
I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your head'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your headHow do you feel? That is the questionBut I forget.. you don't expect an easy answerWhen something like a soul becomesInitialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notesYou can't expect a bit of hopeSo while you're outside looking inDescribing what you seeRemember what you're staring at is meCause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedAll I know is that it feels like foreverWhen no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home, sitting all alone inside your headHow much is real? So much to questionAn epidemic of the mannequinsContaminating everythingWhen though
Family Time And The Southern Sunshine
Today is my birthday as most of you that know me know already ... spent time online with Harley which is never enuf ... i crave that man ... went to High Point NC to see some friends and pick matt my 14 year old up .. he had stayed the weekend with them .... we cooked out ... had cake and ice cream ... which was omg more than i eat in a week ... but meh .. a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right ... i took one for the team ... anywho... matt asked if we could go fishing ...... and i said ummmm hell yes ... he ended up catching two fish and was loving it ... i took becca to the playground there right on the water ....... was so beautiful ...... i sent Harley pics all day and texts  so he would be sorta there ya know ... we are working hard at being together even so far away ... soon that wont be an issue ... yay... I so want to show Harley and our son who is with him ... the south ... one of these days id love to take them and spend time showing them all the things that live in my
Lao New Year History
You may recognize me, and there's a reason for that! I did have a previous account that I had to abandon due to the drama that was surrounding it by an ex-friend. It was just much easier for me to have Fubar Support delete that account and to start fresh. (The only bummer was that I was level 26! But that's really not that big of a deal because I am here more for friends then for online points! :) )This brings me to where I need my fellow fu's assistance! Can you repost my bulletin so that the friends that I had on my lists can see how to reach me at my new profile? Thanks sooo much everyone!   Here's the link to my bully: matter if we had met before or not, feel free to send me a Fan/Add/Request and I'll return the favor!! Thanks a million everyone!! I would love to help one of my favorite Indie bands make it to this huge opportunity for them! So, I am supporting them the best I can, voting for them the maximum 20 times a day.. can you h
Fuck You
Basically, all that I have to say, I said in my subject line. I hate everyone, I hate everything, I wish Mom would flush it all away. Make things right again. But she won't. We haven't fucked her up enough yet to piss her off. Christ Cakes and Dollar Bills. I'm still waiting for this world to end. But shit, I'll probably die before that happens. Figures. I'm jettin now. If you read this, please fuck off and die. "Confrontation"Don't Be.....Silent.FIGHT.(violence, mêlées, & disturbances of the peace)[verse 1]Here's your introduction to destruction& the hate sustaining meAre we safer or in danger?Drowning in atrocities?Riot gear, the slaves are herePiling corpses highIts the rich man's warBut its the poor that fightMore capitalist crimes,More enemies than alliesNo WMD's - who gives a fuckIf they dieJust kill em all - watch em fallSkin the world with their liesIts a rich man's warBut its the poor that fight[chorus]Stand upSpeak outStrike backStand upSpeak outStrike backThey don't know Wha
My First Story.
My First Story.
Its dark like usual in my bedroom. I feel nothing but a slight chill every once in a while. I keep thinking, when will something happen?  My hearing is more acute from lying in the dark. I hear footsteps outside my door. My heart beats starts beating faster and faster.  I hear a door open. I’m even more curious now. I hear a voice whispering that I never heard before. I try to move fast to the corner of my darkened room afraid of what might happen next. Another voice joins in, this one is slightly familiar. It sounds like the man that has come to my room time and time again as I slept. He mentions my skin and my scent and how I toss and turn. The other voice is strange, deep and dark it scares me. He doesn’t mention the things the other man has he talks about my curves and how I moved so fast to get to the corner. There is a faint light coming from where they left the door open. I can barely see their shapes. The man who won’t stop talking about my scent and skin i
Fuck This
great so I'm invited to fubar to feel like a moron cause I can't navigate the page. fuck you all. *blows brains out*
In An Auction......................
Poem Even Tho It Sucks
love that could never be the love you said you have for me i tried to make it right and go at it again but u blew it away linke sand in the wind i'm not someone you can bend or mold i'm very simple just want someone to hold someone thats there and treats me right someone i truly love morning noon and night no yelling and screaming about the past or friends no telling me its over that this is the end thought perfect far from am i at least you have to admit i try for all the sadness and the tears we coulda had many a wonderful year but you chose to throw it away i was just a game for you to play but you did teach me alot none of which will be forgot but the truth you cannot see i am  so am so much better and stronger than the because you threw me out like trash into this big pool of life with a splash discarded like yesterdays news like old long forgotten shoes i am so much better you will see im not just what and who you want me to be im so much more than what 
Be On The Look Out!!!
      An Amber Alert has been issued frm Denver  to  Chicago. A 6' 2" 225lbs   whinneyass baby by the name of Jay Cutler is missing.  If found Please   contact Broncos Headquaters so they can call his Mommy. She is   worried.    
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My Family
Yes, I have pictures of me in various stages of undress, and full nude. If you would like to see them, here is what I have decided it will take:   1 bling - 1 day Bling packs - 1 day per bling (25 bling pack, 25 days..etc up to 5 months) VIP/Autos/Bomb-6 months access   There are a few exceptions to these rules, but you know who you are and why. Begging will get you no where, except possibly blocked. I know that rating NSFW does not get any points, so you must comment each picture. Failure to comply with my simple rules will result in being reduced to friend or blocked. I don't want to be mean, but I have been forced to these measures by some rude people.  Please read my profile before acting on this blog. Thank you, Mikee To answer all the questions I have goes...   Bling = 2 days per bling Bling packs = 30 days and up VIP/autos/bomb = Unlimited access, plus added to my yahoo

My Fubar Three Year Anniversary!
3 Year Fubar Anniversary! April 6th 2006-2009Wow! I can't believe that it's finally here! Three years since I officially signed on to Fubar.... Well.. it wasn't called "Fubar" back in those days, it was, "Lost Cherry" and I still have my original T-shirtfrom back then! My Member ID Number is 17355. My Friend, Smiles, invited me over to the site back in March of 2006.. she kept saying. come here. come over here! So I finally came over and looked around and it was So different than where we were used to hanging out.. I poked around a while and finally, on April 6, 2006, I clicked that magic button and officially became a "Lost Cherry"! It was great then, and is still great.  I never know what to see coming in for new features or even site Names, as "Lost Cherry" then evolved to "Cherry Tap" and a while later, ""I've made SO many friends from the US and around the world, folks that I hope to be able to keep in touch with during my life, no matter where we are or move! Life const
Redheaded Scarlet">">">YOU ARE  CORDIALLY INVITED TO JOIN ANUBIS'S OFFICIAL FUBARSTARGATE 1 CREW***************************************First, you'll board the ship in the finest stargate galaxy ever.***************************************Next, you have to watch out for Captian Anubisand Co-Pilot Princess LeiaThey might visit you and give out an exhilerating drink at any given moment.. (Don't worry, it won't harm you.)  The other passengers might send you drinks, gift you, bling, or rate your things, you never know what's going to happen on this ship... Surprises await, including tagsB
Koala And The Lizard
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
How A Woman/man Showers
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:   Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
New Attitude
This is for all the want to be playahs who think they can run game. I been away for a minute and while I been gone I've grown tired of the bull .I am not the same person anymore and reconize game when I see it, so save it . Enough is enough, I will no longer deal with liers and fall for thoses tired ass lines, I know my worth and for those who don't , ur loses baby. Keep it 100% with me and I will do the same, my time is precious and is not to be wasted. Those who know me knows Im a kind person and there r some who seem to take that for granted. As I said don't waste my time, or for that matter use me as something to do, til something better comes along, cause in my eyes there isn't anything better. And if u have ask is it me ur talking about, nine times out of ten it is, in other words "If the shoe fits wear it. Peace
Testing Roll Call!
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Bratt Needs One Rate is her bully is the pic she needs rates on please help her out
Everyone has had this at one point in their life... amazing when put into words. The pieces never fit back together the way they used to....   I know the pieces fit'Cause I watched them fall awayMildewed and smoulderingFundamental differingPure intention juxtaposedWill set two lovers' souls in motionDisintegrating as it goesTesting our communicationThe light that feuled our fire thenHas a burned a hole between us soWe cannot see to reach an endCrippling our communicationI know the pieces fit'Cause I watched them tumble downNo fault, none to blameIt doesn't mean I don't desire toPoint the finger, blame the otherWatch the temple topple overTo bring the pieces back togetherRediscover communicationThe poetryThat comes from the squaring off betweenAnd the circling is worth itFinding beauty in the dissonanceThere was a time that the pieces fitBut I watched them fall awayMildewed and smoulderingStrangled by our covetingI've done the math enough to knowThe dangers of our second guessingDoome
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I was transported to Alexandia, LA to meet my new foster mom. Her name is Margie Willis. She brought me to their home in a place called Ten Mile, LA. Yes, that is the name of the place, lol. It is way out in the country and they had a beautiful home. When I got there, I met my new foster dad, R.L. Willis. He was really gruff and loud, lol. In the home already were 3 foster sisters and 3 more foster brothers. We were all in our early teens. My foster mother immediately made me feel at ease and I felt a warming and comforting feeling in her presence. It was the first time I felt that since my mother had passed. My first day there I was introduced to the world of working on trucks. My foster family owned several trucks they hauled logs with and also had an egg run to Baton Rouge and New Orleans with a couple others. I was also very welcomed at the church they were members of and even became a youth minister. It was a very good time in my life. We were all troubled kids in the home and mom
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So.. Im wondering if anyonelse gets " YOUR PHOTO HAS BEEN MARKED NSFW" and it completely shocks you. Im sayin... in the actual album NAME.. it says... "Some NSFW...Easily Offended Need Not Enter"... and still.. someone goes in... some... "Easily Offended" individual... and then REPORTS a fuggin picture as "NSFW" So then you have to go through all your pictures and try and figure out which one might offend anyone in a world of people (who by the way continuously offend me)... whom which are EASILIY OFFENDED themselves. Is that confusing? Following me? DO I NEED A PERSONAL BOUNCER at my DOOR?? Do I REALLY have to explain that there are real life insanely confused people who might wear purple robes that resemble the KKK's attire... satin purple, mind you. They happen to be Jewish (which incase anyone doesn't know... there ARE Jewish people in the world)... some of which are Homosexual (those exsist also).. and they're POSING... actually POSING for this picture. Someone finds the
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     Brian slowly slipped under the door.  It was quite easy for him to do as he was only and inch tall.  Once on the other side of the door, he saw her, Donna.  She was huge to him, of course, a good three hundred feet tall.  She had nothing on except a pair of green boxer shorts and a white tee shirt.  He looked up at her in awe, and slowly walked closer.      Donna then let her eyes wander around the room, across the walls and along the floor.  Then she stopped and stared.  She saw something moving on the floor.  Her first thought was it was a bug.  Though as she kept looking at the figure, she was it was wearing clothing.  What kind of bug wears clothing, she thought.  And as she looked she saw that the figure was, in fact, a tiny man.  A tiny inch tall man.      "Oh my gosh!" Donna said loudly. Brian stopped and looked up towards her face.  Sure enough, she was looking right down at him.      "Oh, hi," said Brian weakly.      "Yes, hi there, my little pet," Said Donna.      "
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WATERTOWN, N.Y. -- There were few dry eyes at Saturday's memorial at Jefferson Community College for slain paramedic student Mark Davis. The 25 year old was shot while responding to a call on January 31st by the person he was trying to help. Mark Davis, an EMT, a brother, a friend, and a hero.   "He had a big heart, and he put everybody at ease. You can do the job, and you can learn the stuff, but it takes a lot to be able to put your patients at ease. And we was able to do that, and it was just a natural thing," said Erika Nappier, Emergency Medical Services Club President.   "He loved EMS and fire fighting. That was what his life consisted of. It didn't matter if he was volunteering or getting paid," said Maricia Dickinson, Mark Davis' Sister.   "He was a kind person and really just wanted to help people," said Eva Fremaint, Paramedic Student. "He was the class clown, pep squad leader, an encouraging word for all of us," said Jeannine Gomiela, Jefferson Paramedic Program Coo
Saving The Easter Bunny
Little Boy at Nude BeachA mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's so he goes back to ask her why that is. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach. And the longer he talks, the dumber he gets. A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..'---------------------------------------------------------------
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Ya  Know I’ve seen a lot on here and let me tell ya, some people are ju8st chicken shits…. They come to my profile run their fuckin mouth NOTE: while I’m not here… then they block me… If you got something to say, say it while I’m here. Not just run your mouth and then block me.  You want to be a man... well stand up and hear what I have to say.  Grow some balls and face me. By you running your mouth and blocking me is fuckin chicken shit. Don’t pull this shit with knowing what I do or I think YOUR NOT GOD YOU DON’T KNOW ME! If you want to put lies in your mouth at least have some nuts to back them up and have proof…  Check your fuckin page you pussy…  MAIN PAGE 3 PICS! Did I go through your fuckin blogs … NO… did I down rate you NO…  So much for wishing you good luck … now you can go fuck yourself and right now I’m going to do EVERYTHING to fuck you over since you felt the need to say
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International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year         1st Place       First Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.'       2nd Place         Second Place Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News The night before the burial of her hu
Promo Pic
Hey everyone! I'm on a street team for a metal band called Suicide Death Grip based out of Texas. They are having all the street team members do a promo pic for the band so please go check out their page. They are my num 1 on my friends list and my pic is in the folder called Aprils contest. Leave a comment if u like the pic(not for the squeamish). Thanx and love u all!
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Greetings To All My Fu's Out There...
To all my fu-friends out there... Hey peeps! So yeah!  This my first fu-bar blog.  You all know me as TimNP61278.My real name is Timothy.  Most people call me, Tim though.  I'm 5'7"(nearing the 5'8" marker. I'm off by 1 quarter of 3/4 of an inch).I weigh 289 lbs., I have Dark Brown hair and Hazel brown eyes.  I'm a non-smoker, and a very light drinker.  You'll usually see me downa wine cooler, or a mixed drink very rarely  thru out the year.  I'mnot into getting drunk all the time.  Yes, that may sound boring toany of you party-goers and buzz drinkers, but that's just me.  Idon't do pot, or any other illegal drugs. I'm originally born and raised in Lowell, Massachusetts.  Moved to NHfor a few years, and then moved down here to georgia where I currentlyreside. I'm single, & have never been married.  I have no children, but Iwould like to have some eventually before I pass away, and go toheaven/or hell (hope to god it's heaven, though.... lol).   You're probably wondering
God's Gift
I am fortunate enough to say God has blessed me with a gift. I have the ability to sing and make people happy, or in some cases sad, but I prefer happy. Check me out @ And watch my videos on youtube keywords: Rich Or Broke Ent. Leave a comment. Check us on Keyword Rich Akademy 4 free downloads. P.S.  Shout out to my girl Siamese 4 introducing me to the fubar community. R.O.B
Wake Up And Read This
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.____________________________________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.____________________________________________________You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.____________________________________________________You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.____________________________________________________You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.____________________________________________________You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies
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"speak No Evil."
Hi all,For those of who have seen my stage show, you know I travel with a ton of heavy iron mechanized props that look like they came out of Jigsaw's shop and that weigh many hundreds of pounds.Because of this, it is very difficult, if not impossible, to economically do a guest spot in a variety show, or many television appearances because to do so means I have to hitch up the trailer and lug the heavy gear to Toronto, or to Hamilton, or where ever.For the past many years I have racked my brain to try and come up with escapes that have the twisted Santini stamp of near death experience or extreme pain on them and that also are transportable in something as easy to carry as a gym bag.Well, today I finally came up with a VERY sick, twisted, and dangerous one that has all the inherant cruelty and torment my audiences have come to expect from me.I call it, "Speak no Evil."The basic concept is that I am shackled, handcuffed, straitjacketed, etc, and then a custom made leather gag is strappe
Let Me Know Who Has Autos So I Can Bomb
let me know who has autos on..   i have a bomb i am going to use during Monicas birthday happy hour...   its at 3pm futime... ok...   love on my family who has autos also..   Monica the great   Tommy   Lifes a beach   Idaho
All About Life, Love, And Romance
A belief If there is a belief then there is hope. With hope there is a certainty that it will be.By Michael Dougherty A spark It is the spark in each other eyes that sets the fire in a true romance. Michael Dougherty Faith Hope is a focus on what could be but it is faith that makes it happen. By Michael Dougherty
Deal For My Fans *ggw*
The camera I have still works, but I need a better quality batteries. So I don't "need" that camera on my wishlist, but if I get it the offer still stands.. I am also going to save up for a car and hand controls.. This will take a very long time, so my GGW money will be used for outfits, ect. The rest of my money will be saved up for the car. I want a VW Beetle.     As you know I'm on SSI and live on a budget, and my camera is shot. So if someone would like to buy the camera on my wishlist, you'd get all my sets and videos free. It's very expensive I know, but my friend who is a professional told me that the bigger the lens, the better the photo. I would give you the bellydancer set also, but I can not make any more photos, because the webcam is just too difficult to move around. If you have an extra camera you would be willing to donate, email me and we can discuss things. I really hate to ask for this, but I can't take photos without a digital camera..   Email is edeawitch84@yaho
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I Never Ask For Help
I never ask for anything all you sexy do me a solid and go and vote for my lil sister in the Maxim's hometown hotties can vote once a day till april the 7th....thank you for your time beautiful people... her name is alyse smith  
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In My World
In my world there is no place to hide. In my world it is dark and cold. In my world there is hatred and rage, then love. In my world I am hurt and scared. In my world I wish I had the key. If I had the key, I could lock the doors and keep out the dark, cold, hatred and rage out. Then maybe in my world i would be scared or hurt. Then maybe in my world everything will be bright and warm; Filled with love and happiness; Then there would be no need to hide. In my world everything is starting to fall into place. In my world there is love and peace. In my world I am happy and brave. In my world it's bright and warm. In my world I have no need to hide. In my world I hold the key for now I am strong.
Tis the time to mourn, for he has left us. But he would not want it that way. He would want us all to celebrate him moving on to a better place. For now he is at peace, and no longer suffering. He was a great friend to many of us, he could make you smile when you were down. He always seemed to know what to say. He will be remembered always. For he is close to our hearts, in many ways.
Time To Offend Everybody
 IT'S  TIME  TO  OFFEND  EVERYONE       Q.   What's the Cuban National Anthem?  A.      Row, Row, Row Your  BoatQ.   Where does an Irish family go on  vacation?A.      A different bar   Q.   What did the Chinese couple name their  blonde, curly-haired  baby? A.    Sum Ting WongQ.   What  do you call it when an Italian has one arm  shorter than the other?   A.    A speech  impedimentQ.    What does it mean when the Post Office's  flag is flying at  half-mast?A.     They're hiringQ.   Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star  Trek?A.   Because they're not going to work in the  future eitherQ.   What do you call a Mississippi  farmer with a sheep under each  arm?A.   A pimpQ.  Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use  the car only on  Mondays, Wednesdays and  Fridays?  A.   Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex  Ed class uses it.Q.   What's the difference between a southern  zoo and a northern  zoo?A.    The southern zoo has a description of the  animal on
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A man that can dance Light kisses on the face Holding my hand Moonlite night walks Long talks A warm bath ran with flower petals and scented oil in it Candles            
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I Like Iambic Pentameter
There is a Hills marathon on so I will make this brief. There once was a witch mole on witty, that inspired this lim'rickal ditty its match was eneared, to it we're endeared, though her ass-mole remains sorta shitty.     by Mr. adorable   and   Witty's witch mole hairs Like tall trees bent by the wind Dance and gently sway     by Chainsaw and I know more about dough, which is less than zero, than I do about moles, and their roles, in digging a burrow     By Sirvice (sex is fun) ( after much debate and sarcasm I am not sure if this poem is really about my mole it may be from a collection of poems about moles he has set aside for just such a blog)   I am never going to remove this mole. Also these 3 just  made it into my family which entitles them to absolutely nothing.
Baby Names
I want a lil girl and have been tryin to decide what name sounds the best. So please leave comments on which you think is better. I have always wanted to have a lil girl named Jazzmin Lynne or Cassandra. I haven't found a middle name for Cassandra that I like yet. My middle name is Mae. I am french and italian so I have been thinking of a name that means beautiful or princess. I now also like the name Isabella Mae or Isabella Marie and I am leaning more towards that. She would have my middle name if I chose the first one,and first name means beautiful,so that'd be cool. I'd call her Belle or Bella for short. Let me know what you think of the names and thank you.
Who I Am
Here is a brief introduction of myself. If I were a shape, it would not be a cube.  Not enough sides. Some of the "sides" conflict with my other "sides."  I am a spontanious wack-job who desires organization.  I am a Christian who likes some of the world's pleasures.  I can be very considerate to some, while almost violent to others.  I am my own worst critic, but confident in my abilities. Other "sides" of me stand alone.  I love the country I was born in.  I believe my word is my most valuable asset.  I am very passionate [look it up, I mean the book definition].  I hold my personal morals with vise-grips.  I am humble. What I have heard others say about me is this:  I keep them guessing.  I am trustworthy.  I am a smartass.  I am dependable.  And I can be the biggest asshole they ever met. The reason I put this intro here is because few actually read an introduction on a webpage.  If you are one of the few who actually clicked on the blog, you are one of the few who actually ca
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Join the Quest To Get Me To Oracle!!I'm looking for some brave Fubarians to join my quest....the mountain may seem far away and unscalable, but I know you can get me close. So cast aside your fear and join our Fellowship!The Rules:1.  Stop by St Michael's Page and rate the Lord of the Rings folder of pics (He has autos on starting at 3pm Eastern Time today)... Starting with this one...2.  Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Train. Check the Fellowhip Train tag folder to see if a tag is ready for you, if not, leave a comment like "Joining the Fellowhip Train" or something like that...3.  Private message St Michael when you
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Dear Men Of The World
I Didn't write this, but I wish I knew who did.... It Amused me lmfao Dear Men of the World, Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not
Blow Jobs - A Mans View
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Make hay when the sun shi
Blow Jobs - A Womans View
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit sono, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games im
I Must ....
Stereotypes are usually exaggerations, but are often based on slight fact, and if Im to be honest, I am slightly overweight . However, as stereotypes are usually exaggerations and overgeneralisations, most of the ones listed below are pretty rubbish :)    Stereotype I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i seeI'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUS
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Romance And Relationships
Okay...Keep in mind while reading this that i have been 100% wit her about everything.....EVERYTHING....... Met this female..Very beautiful..down to people. We started kickin it and shii was gravy. Feelings started to arise on my side of the fence and hers as well. I let her know what was up...I like her ALOT and though she aint mine she is my baby...Not rushin nothin. But lettin her know whats up. A love of hers from the past (her HEART) showed up tellin her how much he care about her and blah blah blah.......NO PROBLEM WIT IT AT ALL...Shes not my lady. oh did i mention that dude and me were cool wit eachother?...I aint know that when i met her that they had something going long b4 stuck becuase i see her puttin herself through so much drama that she dosent need but then again she loves dude soo much that she cant see what she is doing to herself. I HAVE NO PROBLEM WIT HOMMIE...he strait people wit me but i dont like how he just strings her along ya d
Thru The Eye's Of An Asshole
Asshole? What does it mean?, and why do people get mad when they are called it?   My whole life people have always called me an asshole! "Hey Fonsi!, your as ASS!" or "Your a Fucking Asshole Fonso!"   Little do they know, this is the path i picked. I've hurt alot of people in my life.... and most of it was for fun. I'm 27 years old and i don't have alot to show for it.... but i can tell you this! Every person i have hurt, made cry, or pissed off will remember me for the rest of there life. What you call being an "Asshole" i call being my self! I am "Metal!" I am "Strong" I am "Asshole"....   I AM SIC-1!!
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Just Me!!
"FOREVER" I sit and wonder of old and new, for life is full of suprises and some times hope I could never in a life time ever forget about you, my thoughts are usaully as clean as soap But every so often a naughty thought appears, that i scare my self with images of past I now see it is not clear, as i truely know we have moved to fast It is all i wish to see, your smile, your face, & eyes, my heart truely bleeds from deep inside of me So much at times, it hurts and i must cry, I will forever be your friend, and this i hope you see You meen so much to my world, i must say, really, my bad, friendship i see, and a great deal more But baby, i never meant to make you sad, you are the most special woman, you make my heart truely sore It's all you baby, with smiles, sunshine, and a hug, sealed with a kiss, you shall forever be within me, as long as water fills the oceans floors Because the time we share are complete and total bliss, these are my wo
  font face="comic sans"size="6">April Is Child Abuse Prevention Month !!!Lets All Support This!!The reality is that kids too often are abused--either by parents, relatives, acquaintances, neighbours, and even child caregivers. The month of October is dedicated to raising awareness and helping to prevent such dreadful abuse of children. Remember that awareness is only the first step.Please Start Out By Rating The Pictures In Jimettes Child Abuse Folder Starting with this one and comment last picture so a tag can be madeYou Know the drill F/A/R all riders and when new ones jump on don't just accept their request F/A/R them as well... Please also PM me so I don't miss making your tag !!♥ Jimette ♥ ~Rating Revolution~Pegasus Project  #7(Fantasia) TL~F.A.D.D. supporter@ fubar~katie~  *SBG* *SINNERS FAMILY*  *BAD BITCH*  *F.A.D.D.*@ fubarSt. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~
My Thrid Week As Dj!!
Auction Time -meeeeee-
Ok every1 I am up for auction. Help me out i want to see some good offers. Depending on the offers i will rate more folders and add more bonses things i will offer.  Winner will get choice but u wont know until u win , sorry gotta have at least one surprise for winning me.     Go to this link for my auction page      
Life's Deepest Truths
".i believe the environment should get a stimulus package"- NORTZ   The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship, it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that some one else believes in him and is willin to trust   I found this on Queen Desa's page. This girl has so much wisdome on heer page that i would love to travel her mind in person. Why Gratitude? by LaSara Firefox, MPNLP Gratitude offers benefits that range from the physical, to the psychological, to the spiritual, and affects both our inner and outer lives. Gratitude practice, in and of itself, bring us into creative co-creation with our personal reality, our beloved family and friends, the world, and our experience of it all. In this quick overview of why gratitude practice is such a good idea, we will just scratch the surface of some of these topics. For a deeper look into the pragmatics of how some of this works, see The Science of G
Wat Kind Of Bud Do U Prefer?
I finally know how to say what i feel... Do I care what you think? LOL NO!!!! I dont... Do you care how I feel?? LOL again NO!!! Whats left to be said?? Im not the person you thought I was.. Im sick ... SICK of Being ignored.. Sick of being walked over!!! this goes for every one!!! Dont under estimate me!!! you dont know me and what I am capable of.. Do you throw the word Love around like a toy?? lol Peace betches!!! There are times in our life when we are either a part of, or just witness things that we wish we have never seen or went through! I myself have been there! Ive been abused Mentally, Physically, Verbally and Sexually. Ive been hurt more times then not and at times have wanted to give up! Ive been suicidal thinking theres noway i have anything to live for! there was a time in my life when i would ask GOD "WHY ME." Theres a time when my best friends were the pills that promised to put me to sleep,if i took just the right amount i wouldnt hurt anymore! There are times when i w
To Crazydevildog You Lying Cheating Two-faced Bastard
You would think that it wouldn't hurt as much to find out close to a year later that you cheated on me. But it did, even though it's been so long since we broke up. Joseph Eugene are a DOG. I'm not angry now, though. I found out that the man I fell in love never really existed. The man i fell in love with was a lie, someone you created just to reel me get me to put out. Because that's all I was to you-a booty call. You only temporarily called me your girlfriend long enough to get what you wanted. And you only said we were breaking up for my sake so i would stay friends with you could still get the benefits when your girlfriend wasn't around.  You never cared. And you never even said you were sorry. What kind of man texts a girl and says "i've had a girlfriend for over a year" like it's nothing? Like it doesn't matter to him if he breaks a heart...if he makes tears fall. You cheated on me, Joe. I was nothing but good to you-I did anything you asked me
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put prayed to God who would surely know the answer. When God responded he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be to be made special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. gave her the sensitivity t
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Whatever For Whoever
here and there my mind wanders thoughts pool, as I ponder what does it mean why can't I ask why is it that trusting has become such a task had I not seen with my own two eyes what was as friendship so cleverly disguised would I believe had someone just told me am I not to be furious when for far less you would scold me and even with the knowledge all I want to do is pretend I don't know take the fact that it hurts me and not let it show for to me what we have is perfect and real but "it" makes it hard to believe that, that's how you feel so I wonder can what I know be forgotten or will it leave my thoughts pool stagnant and rotten Played, Played out, Plagued with Doubt, Questions unasked Left un answered Seeking knowledge Becoming a cancer Eating away Healthy flesh Riddled with decay Emotionless is easy If you can deal Chemicals shrouding what you feel Clouded thoughts of What was real Where were you when I cried myself blind Where were you
Friends On Fubar
wow this dude called me a liar cause I told him I will brb in th SB and then I wrote i am back who missed me and he was like I see u never letf fubar ur account was on well u know what anyone that knows me I keep my fubar logged in i never sign out this dude was a making me laugh at the things he was calling me.
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As some of you may not know about the act of terrorism that has happened in Pittsburgh, Pa. 3 Pittsburgh Police Officers were brutally murdered and two were injured. My heart and prayers go out to the families that were affected by this mornings acts of violence. It puts a thought in my mind.... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?    Because of One mans paranoia.... It hits close to home because I am a native of Pa. And my uncle is a Pa. State Trooper. Instead of focusing on the terrorism over seas... We need to focus on the terrorism that is going on right in our own back yards.  
How Does One Keep Going
First Blog
ok I don't know what to write?.... I am a bisexual women, who just loves the phyfical form! men as well as women! I just love to touch the softness of skin on my skin, in my mouth! Ok I think I'll stop her and go play with my toy(I'm wet just thinking of it) bye bye for now!
Totem Poles...
Too Distant?
OK, so for a long time and for a variety of reasons I've felt like I'm different, like I don't fit in. One of those reasons is the emotional connection (or more accurately, the lack of an emotional connection) I feel towards others.  And it goes for everyone - my "close" friends, casual acquaintances (coworkers and the like) and family.  People just don't matter much to me.  Here's an example...I live in a relatively small city, about 100,000 people total in the 5 or 6 towns that make up the greater Binghamton area.  Cost of living is low, violence is low, blah blah blah.  Yesterday there was a shooting - someone opened fire in an office building and killed 13 people. Why it happened is irrelevant to all this so I'm not going to get into it. It was on every station all day long even though they had no information, knew nothing until last night.  Even CNN carried the story nationally before they knew how many were dead.  Is 13 dead in a podunk of a town really warrant national covera
Love This Or Hate This
 Dear Fubies, Hi how are you, I'm ok just figures I would put something out for people to read.  First, I read a lot of profiles and I agree with most that if you do not like the content then move on.  This blog is just what I think, and is not intended to be taken as gospel or anything other than what it is, an opinion.  Soooo, if you read my rants and hate them  OH WELL!!, but if you like what you read then enjoy as I rant a little bit.   About me, I am a 35 year old man not some wannabe surfing for chicks.  I am very polite until I have a reason not to be.  If I send you a gift it is not because I expect something in return, but I enjoyed your page etc..  If you do return the favor that's cool if not csa la vie.  I do not post a picture of myself, because of what I do for a living not because I am eccentric or ignorant of how to do it.  It is simply not allowed.   About Fubar, I enjoy checking people out, and sending gifts but I won't spend real money on fake things.  If I want
Random Double Bling And 1million Fu-bucks Raffle!!
Random Double Bling And 1million Fu-bucks Raffle!!
Everyone Read
ok something has happened and i have to move back to is april 4th and i will be leaving this coming weekend...i will not have internet for a bit but i will be getting it back just as soon as i can...Fubar rocks and i have awesome family, friends, and fans...i will not forget anyone even though i will not be able to be on for awhile but im just asking that no one forget me...Lots of love to all my fu-people!!!
2010 Mod Calendar Cover Girl Contest
A Side Order Of Hell No!
Omg I am so pissed with this damn thing.I just typed a huge fucking post and it deleted it at random.Fucking hell.I'm too lazy to retype everything back out.Basic gist of what I originally typed is,I'm gonna be working two jobs now.No time for anyone,let alone my boyfriend who seems to not care but I know isnt the truth.I cant afford to do anything for me which needs to change.People who didnt get me shit for my birthday need to make it up to me since I never forgot theirs even when i had no job...Um...I'm pissed at my boyfriend for reasons I'm not disclosing but they'll soon be fixed.I'm too old to play these games with my so called friends who only talk to me when its convient for them.I'm ready to move on with my life and start my own family.I think I need to be medicated,which would prolly help me out a lot.I'm gonna be working two jobs up until october when i can financially cut one of them loose...erm......damnit damnit damnit....more ranting and raving...i'm tired as hell......i
Life     I sit here with a wall built around me so that no more pain can come in or out I hear voices screaming at me to come out and no matter how much I want to I cant!!!!! I scream back for everyone to leave but they all stay around me and the wall that bounds me and my thoughts… no where to go no one to see I sit there thinking of everything that is in my mind depression consumes my mind and spirit to where I can not release it… so much pain, lies, and abuse bring me to this point in my life… will I ever get better will I ever be free? No one knows… the time I have in this wall that is around me will decide  what my life holds so hold on and keep screaming for me to come out cuz one day I will till then just deal…… ok so theres this guy jesse right??? and we became really good friend just talked everyday and he was there for me and i was there for him
His pleasure came in her bondageThe erotic threads which tie her self to himGiving him absolute control over her passivityLike a hesitant master, he needed that reassuranceOf a delivered slap, once in a whileWhich she had to receive In the true pose of submission and pleasure.
I Cry
I CRY.And I CRY,Because I am not the beauty you adore.I am not anything you abhor.You have not spoken to me in some time,And I calmly accept the lieThat you are trying to get over me.I CRY.And I CRY.Because I fear I have forgotten Who I was when I was without youI CRY.
Dead Things Are Pretty
Dead Things Are Pretty
AWESOMENESS!!! THE HOTEL SIGNED, WOOT!!! *is the new florist* wooooohooooo *dances* Thank you so much everyone, without my friends I would have popped!! Seriously, you all rock! ♥ Postal   Bunnzy likes her flowers....this is her arrangement *smiles*
True Friend Poem
You're a true friend, that I want you to know, Our love for each other has helped us to grow.We've been through some tough times, but we've made it through, The only one I ever trusted was you.
Are You Interested???
Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your YAHOO screen name:(optional) Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all you're looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?:
Treasure Chest
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Sex Quiz
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? to get off What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm What is something you have never done in bed before?two guysWhat time of day do you like to have sex?any time i canWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?a nice looking dick or nice set of tittiesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?not very longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?both, love the though of getting caughtWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?nahHave you ever faked an orgasm? ummmm yeahWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about?my tummyDo you have any sexual regrets?too many to countIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back?hellz nahHow Important is sex in your life?very, i love sexHow Important is love in your life?also very importantWhat is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?don't think we have had any real big onesD
I am sick and tired of the shit that people do. they act one way and then they do shit and act another. I hate it when people are happier talking to someone else then talk to the people that they say that they love and are happy to be with. I also am sick of people writting shit on there pages and not telling me the one they should be telling. I am so sick and tired of it. I am sick and tired of when I want so loving it's im to tired or not in the mood, but if others want it, it's go to be now. I am sick of people chatting it up till late into the night and is always has a smile on there face and is not happy if they have to talk to me. I give up, I really do. I am sick and tired of going through this shit. What I can't believe is that the one person that you love the most would want to look at other women. I don't understand that. I have put up with it for the last 4 years that we have been together. What is it that he get out of it. I don't get why he would do it right in front of me
Can't Believe
It's Me...
Starting Over...
  So I deleted, basically everyone off of my list... As of today.  If I don't know you, or don't want to be your friend I won't add you.  I had too many people on my list, I didn't know or even talk to, so those I wanted to keep stayed on, YOU are the lucky ONES I guess, if U call it that...  I am also going through and clearing my list of fans... That I am a fan of.  So if U want me back on ur list u better re add me, and re fan me, and re rate me...   Peace   The Sexxxi Mexxxi   Brandon
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Wtf Is A Blog?
life is shit. not sure if anyone knows this, but it is. I suggest a few things to brighten up your world... 1. break wind on a regular basis. feng shui lots 3. masturbate a lot 4. have a good shit it can make you feel a lot better 5.never drink more than your friend 6.avoid affairs with married people 7. dont worry about anything cos it seriously aint worth it 8. dont tell the doc about those voices you hear ;) 9.cancel your facebook account... that site is seriously bad for ones health 10. cancel your ebay account as its seriously bad for ones pocket... 11. make me your best friend in the whole world.. cos im so nice,cheerful and generous :) the thing i love about this site is all the odd folks on it! (not everyone btw!)   I would love to meet a nice bloke.. kinda like the man of my dreams. i know im kidding myself. But i dont moan or sulk or spend loads of money. im brainy... ah thats it! blokes prefer dumb women!! i see now! never mind..your all missing out. i
Work Survival Guide
CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everybody else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.   FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before doing a crap. Walk in and check for other crappers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a...   FREQUENT FLYER People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.   ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a crap in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days
Happy Easter ! Wester ! 7 Days,,,,,, Sweet 16 List of Best Reasons to Believe in the Easter BunnyFriday's Sweet 16 matchups - College Basketball - Rivals.com Final 4 Rest My Case Belief in the Easter BunnyHeels, Wildcats shed stereotypes at Final Four I Believe in the Easter BunnyO! Sweet Sixteen - Just 7 Days!U Final $4 & 20 WaMu Elders Saints Turcaud-Conrad Universal Magnetic ReversalSaturday 11th April 2009 A.D. 11:00 a.m. GMT 1. - He's the worlds most famous Rabbit, even more famous than Bugs Bunny.2. - Who else would be clever enough to hide all those Easter Eggs, ALL in one night.3. - He faithfully brings me little eggs in a basket, who do you
Challenge To My Friends On Fubar Keep Erie Shriners Hospital Open
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP ERIES SHRINERS HOSPITAL OPEN Shriner's Hospital of Erie is a great asset to the Erie and surrounding communities. The hospital has helped so many children from burn victims to children born with disabilities. Erie Shriners Hospital have allowed the children to be treated for many conditions without the fears that they would face in a regular hospital environment. Shriners Hospital needs to be kept open. Not just for the Erie Area But also for Cleveland, Buffalo, Pittsburgh and surrounding areas.. If Eries Shriners closes then patients and their families will have to make the trip to the closest Shriners Hospital. Philadelphia is 420 miles away, Chicago is 445 miles away, Montreal is 488 miles away, and Cincinnati is 345 miles away. That is just to far for a family to have to travel with a sick child. Thank You for your time
It roars to life. Sounds so sweet. I jump on, and I feel at home. It knows I'm there. I am a part of it, and it me. The wheels spin over the road. The wind is in my face.. Where to go? It doesn't matter. No worries, no cares. This is where I need to be.
Inner Feelings~
Wow Childish People
wow i can;t believe how childish soem of u people are. u put a picture on, expect an honest rating from me. now if u want me to rank ur personality, then by all means, talk to me. be real. be a nice person.  i honestly think beauty is farther then skin deep. but seeing as to how i don't know  any of you's, i'm judging ur picture based on solely looks. so if i give u a low rating, then please, show me that u deserve a better rating by taking it like a man (or woman), any way but like a child. this is why our country is so fucked up, politicians and bigwigs sucking up and flattering and not being honest with each other. if we all learned to be honest and speak our mind and grow a thick skin, the world would be a better place. and frankly, its not really the politicians that are fucking up our country and world, its the childish people on this site that act like infants. please people, grow up! this is our world, so act like an adult, get treated like an adult, and u might make a fucking
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2010 Mod Calendar Cover Girl Contest
Nate's 1st Place
I am so very proud of my son Nathan.  He is in the 6th grade.  And he is a maverick.  He won 1st place in his wrestling tournament.  Tell me that don't make a mother proud.
Cancer created @ 2009-02-04 19:23:13   Repost with your Zodiac Sign in the subject line. CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.Great in bed. Most horny.PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good wayLIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic.Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Like
Own Me
1000 Bling
please give a response what you would do for a $650 1000 bling credit.
"seek And You Will Find"
if you like  to chat with me...I am  MORE interested than u Do...kindly add me in your  Y -A /H -O /O  M E- S S /E N -G E R here's my ID lesuzanne07  c-h-a-t soon. Take care ^_^ How are you? I love to be with interesting people and be friend with them. If you interested to know more about me, you can add me to your y a h 0 0 m/e/s/s/e/n/g/e/r; here's my 1D lesuzanne07. Take care.
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True Friendship
i was wondering what really consist of a true friend. does a true friend mean some one u can relate to.or does it reallymean it just a normal term that people tend to use? to me a true friend is some one whos there forme no matter what is going onin my life they always there for me topick me up when i am down and there to lift me higher when im at my best. what do you think?
Internet Explore Invites
Just lettin everyone know that I'm runnin a Magic: the Gathering Tourney at the Jackson Starbucks in Hayward today at 3pm. If you are in the area and want to meet me, come on down. Juggalo619 might be there too if I can drag him off of his comp. LOL.
Coming Out
Ok, I know my location says I live in Australia, but before that I lived in the United States. So thats where the majority of the Columbia River Gorge photos come from. Im justifiably proud of this region - its where I was born and where I was raised (not counting the odd times I did live somewhere else). The Columbia Gorge is also where a great many of the scenes from the movie Twilight comes from. Yes, its that beautiful there. Before you ask, while I miss the beauty, I don't really miss living there, simply because at heart I'm a wanderer, and I always take pleasure in seeing new places! That is after all why there are photos :P I moved from one state to another, and never ran into anyone I knew online.... I moved back home, and never saw people I knew in real life! I moved overseas, and what happens? I start finding people I knew from my past on websites I visit! Yes, Fubar is the current place where I have met someone who I used to know long ago.... how long ago? well, lets
What O Do
walls woen have walls how xan a man break down the walls i can sy aything i want ell her whit i think she wants to hear but the wall remains she tells me we are moving forward but it is at a snails pace she lives away and it is up to her to come to me how can i possibly turn the table i can feel the most incredible feeling when we are togeather it feels so right but oh the going is slow coments elp appreciated thanx all wow what a mess i met this woman whom has captivated my soul she hastold me she feel it to but yet she is stuck on an ex that raly screwd her over i been there done that and going back dont work not after all the urt and pain i hurt cause i want her to want me so badly i guess i feel like her im convicted and im gonna win her over i just dont know how to get her to turn the page and start a new with me i would ever do the thins this guy did to her torment her for such a long time even invite her out no strings attached wtf advise please anyone
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.   After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.   The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.   Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.   He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"   She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!" women's English " Yes" = No "No" "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" =... = Yes
To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a Back Story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don't see is the BACK STORY : I started this
come and get you some bobby got all your sweet stuff your pictures are fine like that i well talk to you 4 sure  your going to bed 4 work or what im a night person i well talk to you later lv ya sugar-candi
Helpful Hints
So yesterday, i tried a different product to fix a water leak.  I was looking for a temporary fix until the weekend was over so I could have more time to mess with it.  I had about a 1/4 inch hole in one of my drain pipes in the wall thats connected for the kitchen sink and a bathroom sink.  The pipe is all threaded and metal with the exception of a little pvc near the actual sinks. After seeing the results of this product, I might have found a permanent fix and not have to change out all the piping which would be extremely difficult to get to.  Plus it is surrounded by other tubing for the heater, hot water heater lines, etc. The product is JB weld.  You've probably seen similar things on info-mercials and not believed them.  Well i'm vouching for this one even though they're not paying me.  I even tested it out on one of my favorite coffee cups that has had the handle broken for a few years.  Now i'm enjoying coffee and a leak free drain pipe today. So ladies, if you have 8 bucks,
Dj Battle
  RESULTS FOR 4-3-09 BATTLE Final Results Were: CREEPER 1st Place DARK 2nd Place TULLY 3rd Place PO'BOYZ 4th Place (No Pic Available) Dj F 5th place
The Escapees (The Introduction of The Escapees).   The young goat ran as quickly as his small hooves could carry him, his eyes were wide with the excitement of yet another new and amazing mystery. His mama knew everything. He would ask her to put her velvety nose against his chest and feel the drum that pounded inside. She would lick his forehead, asking what wonderful thing he had discovered now. Then she would explain - in the way that only his mama could do. '' Mama! Mama!'' He stumbled face first into the trough of grain his mama was eating from, his skinny little legs kicking to right himself so he could stare up into her surprised eyes. A few bits of grain stuck to his nose and he sneezed. Laughing, his mama licked them off and then smoothed the ruffled hair on his forehead, her breath was warm and smelled sweet. ''Look at how hard your heart is beating, my beloved! Something amazing must be happening to bring you running so quickly you fell into
Help Me Get To The Next Level
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Instructions For Life - Dali Lama
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 7. When you realise you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone every day. 9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. 14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achiev
Indy Male
Im a 42 year old white male. Im looking for discrete meetings with females. I love massages and I love to be pampered. 6 2 225 bro hazel gotee. Im laid back respectful and discrete.
Career Choice
Well, after a very long and careful considered thought, I have made a decision to become a Fire Fighter preferably with Nashua Fire Rescue.  I have alot of training and testing to go through before it becomes a reality, but with dedication and support from those around me, I know I can make it a reality.  If things go the way I want them to, I am hoping to be on the Department by end of 2010.  I am hoping to go through the NH Fire Academy in the summer of 2010 and EMT classes shortly there-after.  Fighting fires has been a pasison of mine for as long as I can remember.  I know certain family members of mine want me to follow in their foot-steps, but I want to get on the fire department on my own.  I want ot be able to sit down in the afternoon after the daily chores are complete and look at myself and know that it was me that got me to where I am, not anyone else.  I am pursuing a career as a fire fighter because it is something I want, and only doing it for myself and no one else.  I
These Contestants Are Up For Auction
Sweet Alabama
What Im About
I'm not on here looking to meet that special person to "spend the rest of my life with". I'm not looking for a husband or a "baby's daddy". My 2 teenagers have a daddy. I'm on here to look for friends and friends only from all walks of life. I don't look down on someone for what they don't have. So if you have anything negative you wanna say, go to someone elses page and leave them your drama.
Heart Around You Neck
Is that my heart around your neck I thought I'd lost it again But it's right where I left it Hold on to it as long as you want I know it gets heavy though Don't want it dragging you down Sometimes it's just an albatross Bringing pain and deep regret It doesn't soak up your tears It raises questions you don't like And don't have the answers for But I'll never take it back You can bury it if you want Or wear it for all to see It's just not mine anymore
The Father A Child Of A Mother I Really Do Love!
Ok let me start by sayen I will call you My drug of choice! I am sorry i be came that other person! you may never belave nor forgive me but I still want to be the daddy of that butiful child that was made by us and I am sorry you can never say it was a slip in judgement! Cause I love you and I know some where in you you still love me and i am sorry i have the same problem as the other family member ! I am sorry it came out to late that I am manic!!!!!! its not something i was ok with sayen but guess what i ant hiden nomore i have no shame ! I am sorry i lost you! please dont take my baby too!
Fly With The Eagles Train"> Come fly with the eagles   the rules:1. stop by Nunyab’s page,      rate the eagle album of pictures…   start with this one she has auto 11s on todaywhile your there rate all the tags in the fly with the eagle train tag album.Please leave her a comment that you have gotten your tag… 1. rate, fan, add and comment each person on the party list.            if you are already friends with someone, check to make             sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment…            joining the fly with the eagles train or something like that…                2.   private message Nunyab when you have      completed rating all of the party guest.            She will make you a tag if one is not already            made for you…. And add you to the guest list…      3.   when new people join the train …you must     rate/fan/add and comment them back…       
Funny Stuff
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the tab
Fair maiden, on his back He soars through the skies Over mountains and streams Surveying all the lands The Noble dragon lord A princely sight to see The wind in his face And love in his heart For finding his true love Was not what he sought As he rescued the fair maid From her sacrificial fate But as into her eyes The noble lord did gaze Spellbound by her beauty His heart to her he gave How could a maiden so fair Love a creature like him The dragons questioned Her true love for him His eyes she now gazed into, And answered Him with truth I see your love and honour And so my life I give to you It's just the little homely things,The unobtrusive, friendly things.The "wont-you-let-me-help-you" thingsThat make our pathway light--And its just the jolly, joking things,The "never-mind-the-trouble" things,The "laugh-with-me, it's funny" thingsThat make the world seem bright.For the countless famous things,The wonderous, record-breaking things,THose "never-can-be-equalled" thingsThat all the
I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.) The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-12-09 PST. All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder. If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid. Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid. Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required. Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions. Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close. In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid. I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the winning bi
Needing Help
Dj Naming Contest
I like WeAllFall, but Biggie and Dream don't agree.  So, I will give 5,000 fubucks to whoever can come up with a good DJ name for me.  Please, only serious suggestions...nothing vulgar.  Hell, I'll even throw in 2,000 fubucks for 2nd place, and 1,000 fubucks for 3rd place if I get more than 10 legitimate suggestions.  The 5,000 fubucks still stands for the best suggestion I will keep this open for suggestions and decide on Monday.  Thanks for your suggestions.
One Cranky Ole Hag
Thank You!!
I would like to thank all of my friends, family, and complete stangers for helping me level.Not only did I level, you guys pushed me to  "Top Dude" of the week, Rated #61. This would have never happened, without the help of all of you!! During this past week, we all know Fu has been messed up,and things have gone missing. Many of these items included messages, rates, and people who left lots of rates. A lot of these items never got a thank you, from me. I want everyone who stopped by my page to know how much your rates, or views is appreciated. Thank you all, Mike UPDATE: Well, you all got me to Oracle. There are too many friends that have helped me along the way. So many, I;m afraid I would miss someone to try and name them all. You are all very special in one way, or another. You bombed me,rated me,pimped me, and blinged me. There are also people who rated my pics, that I never got to thank. I hope you will read this, and accept my much appreciated thanks. Please don't be a strang
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams.......
Letting Go Of My Wall's
Ok guys watch out for SexyChristina she claims to be from usa but is actualy in lagos nigeria has fake pics and will not prove she is real,dont call the phone number they give you either it may be a scam. will get you to use yahoo and cannot remember half of the things they say when they talk each time. i traced their ip cause i knew something was not right .fair warning.
Join!!! :d
hey guys i got some sites for you to join and i'll do some favors for you.. thanks :D1. just sign up and confirm your email. check it out :D2. sign up and confirm email, check it out. :D3.  sign up, confirm email, and play games or whatever lol
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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!Marilyn Monroe I knew i liked her for a reason
Techno Event
Another Day In My Life
Ya know, after 15 years of really not giving a shit, not even my health being a factor to my  self distruction. The day my mother had to damn near fight to take a breath not only broke my heart but my mind. So, I quit..Yeah it sucks hella bad but when your eyes are open to the truth of being scared..what other choice  do you have..but i still have not quit for me. I  did it because I dont want that day to happen to my children. Which we all know it will happen but if i can provent certain types of deaths, why not. Oh by the way, my mom is fine, she spend some time in the hospital, but is back to being spunky..i dont see how she does it..and where in the hell did I get this serious shit from..who knows..anywho, if you dont stop smoking for you, do it for someone else. Its your life yes, but someone else gave it to you. ~~~~ Spring is Here and Im up for Bid~~ Ok, sorry about the cheesy line but its #2 on family and friends Missy, has me in her huh?! Come show me
Techno Enferno (the Coolest Lounge)
    OK .... So this joint is brand spanking new!!! Got some great members and some great music!! We do play ur requests so its not just all dance and rave... But when were just on air time its ur 24 hour Techno, Trance, Dance, house, music Galore !!!  Were trying hard to promote and get more lounge members so were offering 300k Fubucks to the 100th member!!!! Thats right 300K !!!!! I myself will give 100k just to the person who reffered the 100th person but i have to see a screen shot or comment of some sort showing you did!!! So come on in to Techno Enferno and join the party      
Too All Broken Hearts So Cheated :(
SHE As I sit here trying to figure out what part of ME to let FREE   I contemplate what in my life is something I wish u knew to know ME I’m really not that complex… I’m just in search of ME You see ME is someone who got lost so long ago…. I cant even recall who is really me, its been lost in HE HE is not just HIM its all of them. Its every he that says I AM HIM HIM the one you feel will let your heart be FREE… Or better yet your inhibitions go FREE…. that’s probably really what all the HE’S really want from ME. So if they all play to be HE… how do I know when I really SEE HE? You see HE is something new to ME… In my family there was never a HE just a lot of SHES…. As the years pass me by, I am beginning to SEE You may need to grow up with a HE to know how to keep a HIM You see I have thought a long time if your let your inhibitions go FREE it will help keep a HE…. but all I really wanted
Just Me.. Take It Or Leave It..
Dangerous Plastics
: I'm so guilty of this I more then likely have about 10 of them 1/2 drank in the back seat and I use keep a case in the trunk! I no longer do!Thanks Charles!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: charlesTo: Date: Apr 3, 2009 7:00 PMSubject: Don't leave bottleled water in the carFrom Johns-Hopkins Bottled water in your car is very dangerous! On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said this is what caused her breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause Of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue.Sheryl Crow's oncologist told her:Women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The heat reacts with the chemicals in the plastic of the bottle which releases dioxin into the water. Dioxin isA toxin increasingly found in breast cancer tissue. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. Pass this on to all the women in your life. This informati
My Rhymes
If you want to be alone, I will be your shadow. If you want to cry, I will be your shoulder. If you need to be happy, I will be your smile. But, anytime you need a friend, I'll be me.   Amy S Graham Oct 17, 2008 Dead man walking, walking man dead. The first sentenced to death, for popping a bullet in the others head.   Dead man walking, walking man dead. He caught her cheating, then he chopped off her head.   Dead man walking, walking man dead. Both got drunk, one killed the other for what he said.   Dead man walking, thousands dead. Built some bombs, Placed them in a shelter where the homeless were being fed.   Dead man walking, walking man dead. Smoked some bad crack, That went straight to his head.   Dead man walking, Too many people dead. Let's stop the killing; while we still have our heads.   Amy S. Graham This poem was from a dream I had after a dear friends husband killed her when he found her cheating on him with her boss.  Yes, he chopp
Pisses Me Off
Dear friend, I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to youbefore now. My name is Mark Smith, a master sgt. of The U.S. Army, deployed toIraq in the beginning of the war in 2003.I would like to share some highlypersonal classified information about my personal experience and role which Iplayed in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S ARMY which was at thefore-front of the war in Iraq. Though, I would like to hold back certaininformation for security reasons for now until you have found time to visit theBBC website stated below to enable you have insight regarding what I intend toshare with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest in one wayor the other.Here is a BBC news listing that confirms what I share with you. Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable usdiscuss in a more vivid manner to the best of your understanding. I must saythat I'm very
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First Auction
Auction - Photo Flipbooks         Batman's Girl and Delicato Fiore "The Sisters"  are doing their first auction!  Entry fee 25,000, NO DRAMA OR ENTRY WILL BE DELETED!  The Playmate Auction wants YOU to join in the fun. Follow the link to Batman's Girl's page to see her blog!.  PM with offers and link to the picture you wish to use.  Bidding will start at 100,000.  We are not responsible for non-payers and you are responsible to promote yourself.Ladies Come Dazzle Us, Gents Show it Off!Auction starts first thing Friday morning April 10, 2009 at 9:00 a.m.¢¾Batmans_girl fu married to batman 25 @ fubar (repost of original by '♠ MustangsGal ♠  Forever Belonging to My Babe  ♥ AL ♥' on '2009-04-05 17:31:38')  
First Auction
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had, that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment, and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: 'Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot, I don't know how. It is not fair Lord, I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done against me and I shouldn't
Blameful Love
Blameful Love   God is Love, So why do some say that Love hates us?? Is it because of the impatientness of God's work within out lives? It it because we only want what we think is best for out lives? Is it because we fear Love?? Is it not just the fear of love, but the fear to be in love again,without the one we love hurting us again. Why, Why, Why, do we think love hates us when it may have been possible that love was never ever show to be hated. It was our mistakes of having Lust and Love in our hands, which gives us the rightful or wrongful us of our plans....   Felicia Carol Shepard
The Krypt Contest
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Lost Love
I used to be young, trusting, open and naive, but I am different now. My eyes tell the story of a broken soul. There are flashes of red hot anger, moments of quiet blue reflection, and tides of deep purple passion. The bits and pieces of my heart are held together by strings of hope and glued together with determination. I am a survivor, but sometimes I miss that wide-eyed trusting child I used to be before infidelity, lies, and heartbreak took her away. I will never be the person I was and I can only hope to become the person that I want to be. I want to trust again, to love without holding back. I want to throw my arms wide open and fall into our love with reckless abandonment, but I am not ready yet. Will I be ready before you give up waiting for me? I just don't know. I have to be patient and I refuse to rush myself. There is a plan in this life of mine; I just don't know what it is yet. So I keep struggling along trying to find the light switch, hoping that the path will be illumi
It happens so slowly that it isn't even noticeable at first;brightness fades,colors dull,personality dies,sound minimizes,activity lessens,andwarmth leaves.Until eventually;there is almost constant darkness,everything is monochromatic,the shell is empty,sound is barely audible,activity is halted ,andthere is only coldness......Fall has become
My Candle Burns At Both Ends
Keep remember close to me something for the waiting orbits never ending waiting denies nutrition bleeding at the heart I take a sip to mend seeping lonliness from my breast a fall from grace protectors keep the time O Profound, Silent tree, by restraining valour With patience,you revealed creative power in its peaceful form. Thus we come To your shade to learn the art of peace, To hear the word of silence; weighed down With anxiety, we come to rest In your tranquil blue-green shade, to take Into our souls life rich, life ever Juvenescent, life true to earth, life Omni-victorious, I am certain My thoughts have borne me to your essence- Where the same fire as the sun's ritual Fire of creation quietly assumes In you cool green form. O sun'drinker, The fire with which-by milking hundereds of centuries of days of sunlight- You have filled your core, man has recieved As your gift, making him world-mighty, Greatly honored, rival to the Gods: His shining strength, ki
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A Mothers Pain

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her wetness Its 4am as i awake from a dream, i sit straight up, sweat dripping from my brow.I look to my left and i look to my right ,for a woman i dreamt about.Such a dream was too realistic not to be true. I look at the clock & it's 5am. No need in going back to sleep.gotta get ready work at six, so i go get in the shower to help wake myself up. After my shower i get my clothes ready for work. Since i have time i decided to get on facebook. After i log in ,i check my messages and realize i have a message from a long time friend that i havent spoken to in over 8 years. Not having time to reply in full, i leave her my cel phone numner and inform her to text or call me. I log out of my messages and go play play a game or two on facebook. Time flies as i have to sign off to get ready work. I go to the dressing room and get dressed, i search for my cell but i can't find it! I'm running late so i leave it alone and go to the care. as i start the car i go to turn on the stereo and noti
Random Though
You know there is something wrong with the world when 14 yr old girls have the online name 'X rated'. Actually it's Ahhh! Size 26?!?!  I bought some pants from Hot Topic awhile ago and thought they said 29 because my normal size, which was 30 was too loose by this brand.  I go to put on the pants the next morning and I see the tag says 26.  I was like, "not good".  So I try them on and wala.  They fit, but the hugged me like a pair of chick pants.  They caused a lot of uncomfortable readjustments, but what the hell.  My friend Bryan actually named my 'junk' adjustments as the 'LA handshake'. The reason I couldn't just go return them is because I used the reciept to give a chick my number as she was on working and couldn't give out her number at that point.  I did get the date though, so I'll survive.  They didn't shrink in the drier, but the top button dig break eventually.
Drill Sgt Looking
So this Drill Sgt is new to Fubar and it really seems to fit my new found status as single. Seems to be alt of internet ladies in here that could make for alot of fun. Come on ladies... come and join my troop.
This Ride
Harley's Bully
Exotic Dreams Staff
14 Dead 4 More Wounded
Random Thoughts
My Nilla Bear-ness
1 question1 chance.1 honest answer.Thats all you get.You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.No catch.But I dare you to repost this.And see what people ask you - "I can exfoliate my own ass."-"Were You Born?"-"I can't dot anymore."-"How do I delarge it."-"I got my area checked out."-"Here I'll spell it out for you, Knee....."-"I thought my grandma said get the waterbottle between my grandpa's penis"-"Is that his booty? Aww, he looks so cute."-"I love whistledick."-"Get off the stephface." NillaBear and FivelMousekawitsFivel-"You liar whore thief communist."Nilla-"I'm not a commie." -"I'm only inserting suckers into my hole."-"The dog licked my crack."-"Yes Tim, I want to give you a rim job."-"I love Ceasar salad."-"Why was I yelling at Ivan?" Sad0Mas0Christ and NillaBearChrist-"I look like ass."Nilla-"You like to lick ass? Come here Ivan." -"I almost died from suckernes
How Do I Do It?
Cure De Tour
Nunyab's Fly With The Eagles Train
What The Hell
Let me just start here, its not up for debate. I am here to blog my thoughts and feelings. if u have a problem with what i say, then move on.   What the hell is this World turning into?  It seems as if everyday there is a blood bathe going on. Today in Ny there was a shooting. 13 people killed, last week a man went into a nursing home and killed poor defenseless elders.   This world is turning into a dark morbid place. Im beginning to think it is going to fail all together. We need to REMEMBER that we are all trying to survive this crisis, EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A STAND and suck it the fuck up.   I am a ARMY WIFE, a proud, active loving wife. And im sick and tired of hearing about how people dont appreciate what WE do.. They sit there and say we cheat, use them for their money. Holy shit, take a walk in my shoes for a fucking week, im sure u fall flat on your face     OK rant over.

Here are some helpful tips to all you hatters out there 1.  If you don’t like something stay away.  Like smoking if you don’t like to be around smokers don't.  What gives you the right to tell other people what to do?  I can’t even go to a damn bar and smoke if I want to anymore without having to go outside that is a major buzz kill.  2.  Girls with NSFW pics are not sluts. Tramps or anything else you may call them.  Its 2009 numb nuts.  People can be free to express themselves without having to worry about what you think; and girls don’t hate because someone is better looking than you.
Entering Another World
Entering Another World Celebrating the darkness That falls most imperfectly Conjuring the dead that awake in my mind Slashing with their little knifes impaling me causing violent seizures and foaming out of my eyes like a devil spawn I cry helpless.. I cry being forced to commit to their ways becoming one one of those things people fear with acid like substance I shoot from my eyes I use it as a weapon fighting against them while enumerating 1...2...3...4 counting furthermore shifting the balance devouring them like a plague a sickness like cancer converting the darkness into light intertwining the two making another world another world..I still live in today.
Not For The Faint Of Heart!!!
Things Women Say
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead:
The Trouble With Breaks Ups
Here's to it, from it, and to it again. I met you, I bet you, I bet you I met you , I bet you I do it again.
Wut To Do
Thank You
I know that this is a  little late but I am doing this anyway. I want to thank every single person that bombed me and rated all my pictures to help me make it to Oracle. You guys rock!! I owe a special thank you to my beautiful angel who pimped me out so many times and kept encouraging me when I was just about to give up on leveling. On Monday I set a goal to level by Friday and thanks to everyone, I beat my goal. As a way of showing my appreciation for your help, I will do a picture for you. Just send me a pvt message with the link to the picture you want me to use. If you haven't seen my work, please visit the things I made folder on my page. Again from the bottom of my heart, Thank You So Much!! I just wanted to do this to thank everyone that helped me yesterday. Ive learned that ya cant do it without great fu friends and everyone else. I want to especially thank the 25 to life family for all the rates and gifts. You guys rock and I am proud to be a member of the family.
I Love My Sistas
Avery Big Thankyou To Everyone Who Took Part In My Auction
Dealin Wit Shit
I Thank
I thank the people I have found 31 days till christmas Hey Free breakfast today at Denny's
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Life Changing
Go Gettas Wanted!!!!!!
If you are a women between the age of 18-30 and you have experience in the stripclub and can follow instructions well without attitude, drama, and stress then youneed to come holla at me immediately.I'm the kind of person that will manage your career and make sure you are treated right and with the upmost respect and dignity too as long as you do what you are told and don't give me no problems , drama, or stress in the process then we'll get along just fine.To join this club of elite go gettas you are going to have to prove to me that you can make at least $1,000 or better to be part of this elties organization called the "Thoroughbred Elites".For all you haters out there I don't care about what you think of me right now or in the future, this is how I eat and I'm not going to let you or anyone mess up my lifestyle or money because you think bad of me and so on.You must have curves to joon this squad and weight under 200lbs also. the maximum weight is 180lbs and nothing more.So if you
Lifes Trials
Yes it is time for me to  have my home back to myself. My two failure to launch girls are finally moving out and sharing a home. Not mine. I will have the privacy to dress or not dress as I feel like. I can start dating again, I have so missed having this freedom for over 2 years now. That's right world I am a woman on the loose again.
Poetry (eww)
I wrote this thinking about a few people I've been very close too that have all either abandoned, or turned me away for some reason or another.  Your best served not asking if any of it applies to you, the best revenge lies in never uttering a word of reasons of the ifs, whens, whys, or hows or whats of the things that hurt you.  It was actually very theraputic writing this one. *smiles*I tenderly buried all of your secrets within the catacombs of my heartSo you could proclaim your innocence, and I could die with the burden of the sinsConsumed by the anger inside my soul that can't be dismissed or forgaveLeaving behind an empty vessel that waits praying to be filled full of rain Knowing that this is the existence I'm keeping as long as I'm inside this mental cageI ask only that you continue running as far away as the path your on can lead you awayFor there's no more neatly penned passageways, the whole world just scribbled lines upon a pageAs I sit with my head entombed into my palms t
Here Is An Good Saying For All
What About Me?
Nickname you prefer: dont have oneAge, including months: 46 & 7 monthsWhat is your ethnic background? German, French, Polish, Hungarian, Irish, English and Italian Real hair color: AuburnAge you got your first piercing/tattoos: 13How many?: 2Shampoo/conditioner : Loreal or aussieDeodorant: SecretPerfume/cologne: GorgioFavorite shirt: Black TSoap?: BODY WASHLotion?: JergensDo you hold grudges or forgive easy?: NOHow many real, close, friends do you have that you can truly trust?: 4Are you happy when you are single?: YES AND NODo you feel like you have everything you want/need?: CLOSEAre you content?: NODo you have any phobias?: HeightsWhats your favorite physical feature about you?: EYES/lipsWhats your favorite part of your personality?: HonestyWhat do you wanna be when you grow up?: EmployedIs 30 old?: ITS THE NEW TWENTIESDo you have a crush on anyone?: YESWhat's the prettiest part of your body?: EYES If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?: IrelandMovie yo
Take Me Or Go
Need an answer to my questionHave to have something more concrete"Maybe" is a scary wordAnd so is "perhaps"Allows you sweet escapeEntraps me in dreadDon't do this to me againBe my lover or be my friend You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go I remember when I learned to know youYour spirit's perilousI took next steps gingerlyAnd tried to build trustWhen I looked in your eyesI thought I understoodBut I realize you are hidingAnd can't stand another hurt You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go I've been patient for too longAnd forgot what fire isWhat about my fearsOf being cast asideWe could be much braverInstead of silentUnless life alters really soonI'll pack a bag and leave You came out of nowhereAnd charmed me awayNow I'm longing for youTake me, or go.  
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Get In Or Get Out
so wat is it to do. we all wonder at one point. Or get board so do it all go jump off a bridge if u got to have sum fun out of it i did its great
The First Of Many Poisonous Entries
Well its that time of year again!!! Im at my Aunt Sandys and Uncle Parrs place...and so far Im having a great time I miss tommie immensely however, and sometimes he dances around in my head and distracts me...but thats alright....I know Im coming back to him....and that is a comfort. The drive to North Dakota starts on monday....and wednesday is my 20th birthday....Holy fucking shit Im not going to be a teenager weird!!! Anyway, just wanted to write a stat...signing off!! If I have my whole life ahead of me the why can't I live it? I alwasy disappoint someone. Im so confused and caught in the tight grip of control. Will someone please free me? Im ready for something els
Saw the world turning in my sheets and once again I cannot sleep. Walk out the door and up the street; look at the stars beneath my feet.
so there are lots of jokes, and some ppl take offence to some of them. but first u cant blame the person for telling it  cuz they have a different view of whats funny. i know a lot of blonde jokes and i think they are funny and i don't take offence to them even though im a natural blonde. and all the mexican jokes i know i learned from a mexican. u have to be able to laugh at ur self.  ppl r too uptight any more and need to learn to losen up...
Unjust And Unfair
  In the 39 years I have been on this earth I have seen many different things that make me proud to be an American. However on April 2, 2009 I witnessed the the single biggest moment of shame I have ever felt. I have always felt that while our court system is not the most perfect in the world it is still one of the best that there is, how could I have been so wrong? Twenty years ago a young man suffered from blackouts cause by a chemical imbalance in his brain. It was during one of these blackouts that the single most tragic event in his life happened, the death of his son. This young man was watching his two children, a daughter who was a year and a half old and a son who was 2 months old, when he suffered one of these blackouts. When he came back around he noticed his son was not breathing. He attempted to use CPR to save his son's life but as CPR is not required to raise a child he did not know the proper way to do it on an infant and was not able to save him. This young man would
On Beyond Z
A - Available: for extreme dating experiences... - Age: 30 - Annoyance: ignorance (there is no bliss you mindless fuckwits) - Animal: wolf B - Beer: Cherry bomb at the folk festival - Birthday: 29th september - Body Part on opposite sex: eyes! and lips - Best feeling in the world: wow do you know there are just so many?! - Blind or Deaf?: well neither... - Best weather: thunder storms! love storms - Been in Love?: nope... - Been on stage?: >_> once or twice... - Believe in Magic?: i really really want to C - Candy: sure why not? - Color: burgundy - Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate - Chinese or Mexican?: fajitas nom nom nom :) - Cake or pie?: cake mmm - Continent to visit: all of them!!! - Cheese: mature - then a little goes a long way D - Day or Night?: Night - Dance in the rain: oh god yes! E - Eyes: brown... - Everyone's got a: tree to hug right? - Ever failed a class?: no F - Full name: empress of the fucking universe, tassaura, or just cat - First thoughts waking up: oh shit
Sexy Sue
Hey Everyone,How about having a get together with some friends with no obligation and having me over to show some of the great new products party lite has to offer.....April is a great month for both guests with awesome sales and for the hostess you get to double your credit.....Check out my attached flyer and let me know if you are interested. Please know that you don't have to have a party in your home you can also do a book party which is the same as me hosting it minus the goodies and fun.....Guest Offers: Specials: hold on if April isn't good for you how about may.....Check out these great hostess specials for May.....Hostess Specials: but the guest specials aren't ready yet.....Would anyone be interested in either hosting a book party or a home party? April is the
She sees herself, As the unwanted girl. She looks for love, Hidden in stonewalls. The rest of the world, Balances the beautiful. Tired and lost, Runs into the arms of strangers. Still alone, Left unloved. Here's her fault, Letting go.
Have You Ever
Sucks Being A Goddaddy
during the weekly southern association of wino's *SAW* the topic came up as to what to do in this present  day & age now that girls fill out quicker and sexier than when we was coming up.getting so bad that ya have to ask for some id before even talking to them. finally the topic came towere it was a greed upon that little girls are Gods way of getting back at ya for all the shit you pulled on other women when you were young. so.. i ask, as a godfather to a beautiful young girl that is growing up, when do young girls realize just how sexy they are & begn to use it to thier advantage? AS I sit here  in total numbness, I find myself doing something I normally wouldn't do.. writng my thoughts for the world to see, because mainly i figure who cares what you think.. while enjoying the little pleasure i do get of interacting with online friends here on fu, it's interupted by my girlfriend, she's sobbing uncontrolably.. I finally get her to calm down enuff to finally talk to me.. but she keep
Hi Fu ppl  can u  go an  like a friend an leave a comment saying that ninmmruger sent u plz   When on his pg scroll toward the bottom to like him and leave a status comment perty plzzz  ty svm mauh Status comment has to say ninemmruger sent u plz plzzzzzzzzz Please Rate this and leave a comment  Let me know if you have the slightest clue what "FUBAR" actually stands  4  I'm curious to see how many ppl know this. The race is on to see who knows what.
Samantha Tha Pantha
I Really Need Help Moving Up An Level.
Money Blog
It is Sunday night and the news for the moment is fair.  My father's hip surgery is considered  successful.  However, he will have heart bypass surgery either Monday or Tuesday.  He has 100% blockage in one artery, 80 % blockage in another artery and 70 % blockage in the third artery.  Also they will replace a valve in his heart at this time.  His heart held up well during and immediately after surgery but over the weekend has been giving him problems.  He is not the best patient and he is understandably nervous about the next surgery.  My brother and I have repeatedly had to remind him that he will have to stop getting irritated with the staff and the procedures being run on him to determine the best course of action.  The doctors will make a final decision tomorrow morning as to when to perform the surgery. I will post more as I can. Take care and have a great evening.   Just  a note to let everyone know that I will be off and on sporadicly for a while.  My father fell and broke
Random Bling Give-a-way
Random Bling Give-a-way
Random Bling Give-a-way
I`m Sorry
I`m Sorry for having feelings for you even though these feelings are new I`m sorry for caring for you as a friend and in time my heart will mend I`m sorry for thinking that you would be mine but I guess everything turned out fine I`m sorry for pushing things way to far I wiah i could bottle these feelings up in a jar I`m sorry for dreaming of you but my dreams felt so real and so true The one big thing that I`m really sorry for is the fact that I fell in love with you Now that I said I`m sorry for everything I have done The last thing I have to say is YOU WON
Friday Daily Comment For Fu-friends
Hello everyone ,  I'm still in Gtmo,Cuba just wanted to send Luv to everyone . Have a an awesome Friday
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The Monkey
so tired of everything going on with the economy.. and the war still going on.  Think its about time something is done.  So frustrated ..hearing how the presidents trying to find ways to help us out of money crunches..but everyone else is wanting to put us in one.  Guess you can see that I am just frustrated..and its got nothing to do with sex. LOL. I Just paid my cable has went up 16dollars..I do not know why? What does that have to do with whats going on in the world?  My electric has went up 20 dollars also. I do not know why that has anything to do with it either. I read where the electric company has been given permission to raise prices for next 3 to 4yrs also.  Gas prices have went back up..even though theres no shortage on it. Then they wonder why people are foreclosing ..etc.  How is someone suppose to live?  
I started college online in February for a degree in Criminal Justice. I will graduate in 2012 with a bachelor's at which time I am going to pursue a career with the Ohio Highway Patrol.
Fucked Up Shit
Nice Guys
April Showers Bring May Flowers
Qualifying Rainouts
Qualifying Rainout !       Last week I turned on the tube to watch Martinsville  qualifying & as soon as I seen the tarps on the cars I got this familiar frustrated feeling in my gut, the same one I have felt for the past two seasons when qualifying has gotten rained out.     I really can't figure out why NASCAR will measure down to a fraction of an inch to make it fair and equal for everyone, but yet do something that I feel is totally unfair when it comes to setting the field when qualifying is rained out.    The current method of setting the field according to the point standings would be fine if it only happened once or twice a season. But for the past two seasons it seems like there were times when every other weekend qualifying was getting rained out.   So to start my list of unfairness the first is that the points leader would have no where near the number of pole positions in a season if it wasn't for qualifying rainouts.     Second is that there are a number of tracks where tr
I Want To Start A Lounge And I Need Help
I want to start a very hot lounge. I want there to be the hottest girls and amazing music. If your a Dj I need you. I also need promoters, cam girls, greeters, etc. I know we can make this one hot lounge. If your willing to help then comment me or message me. I want reliable people and I want to make it very sexy! Help me out!
Beyonce-halo....this Reminds Me Of You Baby
Great Swearing
Own A Sexy Woman
my mumm was seeing how bad i had been. Yes i had an affair with a married man. Unfortunatley for me i was given the wrong impression. 'Im leaving her' ' I dont love her i love you and we are going to be together' How much of an idiot was i to believe it all. His wife found out and confronted me. So, i backed off. Im never doing it again. EVER! So my mumm was to see how many of you decent folk have slipped up... and if i was a minority, and to  make me feel better that i wasnt the only one in this world that fucks up. Do gentlemen still exist??   They flatter a lady genuinely... They dont mention sex at all... They dont ask you to do anything... They give and expect nothing in return...   OK... maybe this is a load of crap.. maybe i wouldnt mind a little respect!!! Yes i know.. repect is to be earnt.. I flatter genuinely.. i dont mention sex and wouldnt expect anything from anyone and im so much of a giver its untrue. I am respectful in all senses...until someone disresp
I Am Your Job
My Musings......
Tax His Ass
Tax Hi Ass
Tough Times..hard Choices
i am so exhausted yet cannot sleep because there is so much on my mind. phillip and i have been together for over 5 years now and it hasnt been a day in the park by no means. the only thing we agree on is that we have two beautiful and loving girls. i want the gf/bf relationship to end. i am tired of being full of hatred and being mean to him that isnt who i am. when i am playing with our girls (which is everyday) i am so happy, i couldnt be happier being around them. i wont lie sometimes it is nice to have a break but i couldnt stay away from them for longer than half a day. phillip and i broke up last year around jan. and i went to stay at my moms for a while. i was miserable without seeing them everyday. i want phillip and i to seperate because we fight about everything and anything. he says mean things and so do i, but what hurts is that our girls are here when we fight. i dont want them growing up in an enviroment full of fighting and hatred. they are the only thing that matters t
My Life & Disorder
For All My Friends And Family
Self E-stem
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! It is the last paragraph that will do it!!!!! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.   Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occa
Piranah's Label To Be Distributed By Relapse!!!!
  Subject: PIRANAH'S LABEL TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY RELAPSE!!!! .. Date: Apr 2, 2009 10:16 PM Subject: PIRANAH'S LABEL TO BE DISTRIBUTED BY RELAPSE!!!! Body: HORNSHIGH TO RELAPSE!!! It's an honor to be working with these guys andthanks to them, you will now be able to get us in your fave recordstore fuck yeah!!!!!! We start recording the newbie Saturday and wewill give you one awesome cd!!!! Hope you all are doing great and we somuch love and appreciate you all this shit freakin rules!!!!! Piranah is a veteran band from Nashville, TN, that was founded in 1993 by guitarist Matt Seckinger. Soon after, Darren Andrews became the lead vocalist for the band and has remained the band’s front man ever since. After having many lineup changes over the years, drummer Chris Higgins and bassist Thorin Milliken completed this revitalized version of the band in late 2006.Piranah writes great metal songs that fall into no particular metal genre, but in
my name is aj i'm 28 years old a father of13 year old twin girls
Slow Down
     Have you ever noticed just how fast we live our lives? fast food. fast cleaners. fast cars every thing has to be fast now day's. you know it wasn't that long ago when some one had to walk down the road to talk to the neibors. If you wanted to see a friend you had to go to their house and keep going back until you cought them at home.      Now we don't even use English to text. LOL and all that. because we are in too big of a hury to say exactly what is on our mind's. Heck I bet some of you are skim reading this cause you just want to get to the point and don't want to take the time to enjoy it word for word.      I just think that every thing is becoming too fast and think that we should all slow down just a little. Leave for work 10 minutes earlier than normal and just look around and enjoy the drive. You may be suprised at what you see that you have been missing all the time that you have been driving that same route.
Its Late
its 1030pm putting the books down, still have alot to do before lab at 1030am, just need a break. why is it that the older one gets the more emotional they become? I guess its what has made us what we are,and where we have been. sometimes I hear a song like true colors (cyndi lopper). and hopes,dreams all the regrets of time come back to mind. although I strongly beleave all things happen for a reason, its up to us to determine the good. My life has been full of many things good and bad much like everyone else on the planet but I wouldn't change a thing.  sleep well my friend.
Come On B!
Alright Time To Speak My Mind :D. Yes I Am Scotty Seifried. I am Mo'body. I Am Sexy.Like One Man Said "Every Man Has a Price, But Im Simply PRICELESS!" Those are the words i live by. I'm Not an Arrogant Asshole. But i am A confident and Somewhat Cocky. Guy With Nothing To Prove. Just Living Life Mintue To Mintue, Hour and Hour, Day To Day. I'm Not Stopping Being Who i am For No One. I'm Simply Priceless. Irreplaceable. So Come On Seriously. You Really Want To Go Up Against A Guy. Who well come on face it. I Am The Sexiest Cutiest Big man Alive. I Dear Anyone To Challenge Me on That. And To All The Ladies. CANT NOBODY HIT IT LIKE THAT. So Give Me A Holla IF You Wanna Find OUt. Later Peace And Just Remember Im Simply PRICELESS!!!!!
Adult Riddles
Adult Riddles Q.What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q.What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the definition of 'Macho'?A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A.A guy will actually search for a golf ball~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A.They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q.Why is divorce so expensive?A.Because it's worth it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm Fubar
Are You In That Mood Yet?
You hurt me so good... You're the most non-supportive of my supporters The most supportive of my non-supportive friends You love me so much but it feels like spite You're so spiteful towards me, but I can tell its cause you want my attention I love you so much, it drives me insane so I tell you that I hate you And I hate how you can make me fall in love with you over and over again Missing you and being without you is one of the worst pains in the world But having you there to miss is such a wonderful gift We argue everytime we talk so I try not to have long conversations with you... Yet I like hearing from you because then I know you're ok and safe I wish that you would meet someone and take your attention off of me I love knowing I'm on your mind as much as you're on mine
What I Love About You
I Am Leavig
I Am Leavig
Naughty Angels
25 Blingpack Auction!!
Just For Fun
If a canoe walks by and four doors fall off, how many pancakes will it take to cover a doghouse in the middle of summer?   Just keep this in mind the next time someone says that there is no such thing as a stupid question.... Our LagerWhich art in barrelsHallowed be thy drinkThy will be drunk (I will be drunk)At home as I am in the tavernGive us this day our foamy headAnd forgive us our spillagesAs we forgive those who spill against usAnd lead us not into IncarcerationBut deliver us from hangoversFor thine is the beer,  the bitter, and the lagerBARMEN Author Unknown Is the glass half empty or half full....? Who care, just drink it!
My Complaints Bout General Population
Ok, here is my burden. I was working at a job I truely love. I worked with mentally retarded individuals. All going well for 361days.Then one day im accused of verbal abuse toward my favorite client. Do I even need to tell you guys that I didn't do? I didn't do it! Well, there were no witnesses only the one person that accused me was around me. All the other staff were in the kitchen the doors shut, and I was outside with my clien where I was suppose to be. Long story short, I spilt tea on myself and supposedly I called my client a "worthless piece of shit". #1 this client is someone i truely love, I share whatever I have with him from my drink to my Marb's. I think more of him and the other clients than alot of my acquaintences. I do not make a habit of cussing people out period. No matter who they are. #2  this client did not spill or throw the tea on me. So I had no reason to cuss him anyway. Well the question I have about loyalty comes in where the co-workers lied on me and about t
Ems Prayer
As I perform my duty LordWhatever be the call,Help to guide and keep me safeFrom dangers big and small. I want to serve and do my bestNo matter what the scene,I pledge to keep my skills refined,My judgement quick and keen. This calling to give of myselfMost do not understand,But I stand ready all the timeTo help my fellow man. To have the chance to help a childRestore his laugh with glee,A word of thanks I might not hear,But knowing is enough for me. The praise of men is fine for some,But I feel trully blessed,That you oh Lord have chosen meTo serve in EMS!  Author: L. Lipps
My new saying for me is:  Live Love Laugh...I have lived I have loved, and now it is my turn to Laugh...
Convervison Chart
Fireman's Prayer
When I am called to duty, Lord, Wherever flames my rage. Give me the strength to save some life, Whatever be its age.   Help me embrace a little child Before it is too late, Or save an older person From the horror of that fate.   Enable me to be alert, And hear the weakest shout, And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out.   I want to fill my calling And give the best in me, To guard my every neighbor And protect his property.   And if, according to my fate, I am to lose my life. Please bless with you protecting hand My family, friends, and wife.   Author Unknown
Did You Make Da List???
Ok, I "borrowed" this from a friend of a friend. It looked like fun, so now its on my page.  I hope nobody takes offense. Remember, just GROWN folks having FUN!! *Anybody just passing thru is welcomed to play along!!*      Its very simple...Go look at your friendlist/family list and tell us who.... Would u like to meet in person: I aint got enough room for that answer lol Have you met in person: I'm a diva....hustla Is the coolest: Male= Da President Barack Obzze. Female= Da H.B.I.C. MzBooti2big & EyezOfJade cause we from round da same way litterly Is the most sensitive: Sweet Nis, well thats untill she gets da goose in her lol Is the most funniest: These lame ass muthafuckas who think they somebody. smh, they funny as fuck Is the most sexiest: My wife got this one hands down. Sweet Nis Is off the chain: Besides me, its da Prez again. Shots fired Everybody down. My dark side MzBooti2big & her baby mama.  Has the blogs w/the deepest meaning to them: I really dont read blogs not often un
Robert Augesen
im 17 and single i have web cam and email and messenger if u want me add me. 
Watch Out Ladies *warning*
  Watch out for Red Fades to Black Ladies! He is a Major Player! He told me & 4 other girls the same load of BS! I love you, I want you, I need you, I am willing to give up everything to move there & be with you! Click the Pic Below to View his page!
04/02/09 - 2 Years Sober
Spoiled Rotten!
  It is obvious that some people still act like children when they don't get their way, this is unfortunate because sometimes you cover up all the good qualities you may have by being an asshole. I am the type to give and do all i can for people i care about so when i get spit on of course it's personal. For some of us life has never been easy and you become greatful for what little you have. Yes their may be ways to make money quickly but I choose to use the other skills i have instead, It's a constant struggle to do the right thing and stepping on people is always easier.... In the end you will always know right from wrong and if you keep excusing it you are doomed to the past forever. These days people only think about themselves and a quick buck, how sad to live in a world where you judge people (or yourself )on what they have and not who they are. To judge another you must first judge youself.... and can anyone say they are perfect? If their is any reason we exist it is to lear
238 Things About Me!
  THE BASICS Name: Aphrodite Gender: Female (Like you couldn’t Tell) Age: 27 Birthday: Oct. 13 Race: Nazi/Indian School/Grade: College Student Job: See Above Status: Single Hometown: Deuce Nine, California Current Town: San Diego Parents Still Together: Uhhh, Nope Siblings: 2 Wacky Sisters Pets: Nope Smoker: Ewwww Drinker: Not So Much Virgin: Sure Am Orientation: Straight Drugs: Who needs them?? I’m high on life! APPEARANCE Hair Color: Dark Brown Is it dyed? Sure Is Eye color: Gorgeous Green Height: 5'7" Style: Hott! Glasses/Contacts/None? Glasses Freckles: Noppers Body Type: Size is moving down! Shoe Size: 9-10 Piercing: Ears and Nose Want More? Yup Tattoos? 9 Want More? I am addicted Braces? No Sir Overall Best Feature? My Gorgeous Eyes Overall Worst Feature? Stomach Scars! Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? I think both LIKES/DISLIKES Favorite Color: Pink, Green, Brown  Worst Color: hmmm.. Favorite Number: 13 Favorite Animal: Horse  Least Favorite Animal:
What Goes Around Comes Back Around And This Word Explains It Better!
I was listening to Biz Markie's Vapors and all of a sudden I started to look for this word on Urban and it explains it better: VAPORS      Situation where someone treats someone one way, usually negatively, and then at a later point in time regrets what was done to that other person in the past or begins to treat the same person in a more respectful manner. Identified in the 1988 Biz Markie song "Vapors." Girls dissed you because you were broke. Now that you blew-up and have money, the same girls want to get with you. These women have caught the vapors. Guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Later on realizes that she was all he ever wanted and that breaking up with her was a mistake. Now he wants her back. He's got the vapors. regret vapers hindsight revenge vappors by DreJD Apr 18, 2006 share this Remember people, what goes around comes back around, AND SUCCESS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE REVENGE.

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